December 2, 2025 • 40 mins
TUESDAY HR 2 RRR Trivia - Orlando Magic win!! MNF - Patriots crush. More Lane arguing. Getting eaten by a lion. Most dangerous wild animals in Florida. A shared experience at the movies.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Hey, you wanna join us for a bowl game. We're
gonna be at the Cure Bowl this year. The Monsters
have been invited to come out. We're gonna be in
our own area, our own section. Uh. They used to
call it the Zonies. It's called the Pinkies this year
because it's you know, it's a you know, breast cancer
awareness and that's what the Cure Bowl is all about.
We'll be in the end Zone area and we're having
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the first two hundred people can join us at a
a tailgate party with free barbecue.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It's gonna be a great time.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Get your tickets by going to real Radiomasters dot com.
That's where Radio Monsters dot com. Just click on the
little graphic you see there and you can get tickets
to sit with us and party with us. And the
first two hundred people get a hat, which is a
really cool hat. And I want to thank them for
allowing us to be a part of it. And that's
coming up on December the seventeenth, which is a Wednesday.
Me and Angel and Ryan will all be there. I
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think Kylie Blakeley's coming with us, So it's gonna be
a great time. Welcome back. I Russ Rowlands along with
Ryan Holmes and now Angel gonna bring you Monster Sports.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
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Speaker 1 (02:08):
Uh it's four thirty six and that little basically it's
where the Winghouse used to be in that little uh
chopping center.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Twin Peaks is in that plaza. Yeah, there's another really
uh uh uh good Mexican restaurant and they're right next
door to that.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Ye is right there.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, the I d C Plaza there International Diamond Center.
There you go, that's one of our great sponsors. We
got a bite into one of their pizzas. I know
you said we did before. I don't remember. Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
We got a great reason to have them come back.
We got to do it again.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It was good. But pizza, pizza, pizza. Answer. We're talking
maybe Friday, Friday, So.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I'll put in the call right Orlando Magic are on
one my friends, they want to get Yes, of course
they will won again last night May uh Chicago Bulls
one twenty five to one twenty Desmond Bane is like
that is that guy is a beast. You have to
catch these games.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That he's a new name, like we haven't heard as
day and is the.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Guy that we made the trade for over the summer
and a lot of critics were saying Oh, you've given
up too much for that guy. Yeah, that's exactly. But
as of right now, you know this, many games into
the season, he's proven worth everything that they traded for
him for because he's giving us something that we have
sorely lack.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
A big man.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, no, he's not a big man at all. We
got plenty of big men. A guy that can go
get you a bucket if you need a bucket, a
guy that can create the offense by himself, offense for himself. Strong,
tough dude, not afraid to mix it up. I mean,
he's awesome, awesome, awesome. Last night he went for thirty seven.
Last night, Franz went for twenty five and Wendell Carter
(03:50):
Junia went for seventeen. Anthony Black I went for twenty two.
Right now, if you had to take the vote today,
Anthony Black would probably be most improved in the league.
That's another kid again, second year player for the Orlando Magic,
and he is absolutely balling out again. It's nice to
see this nucleus of guys got come together and having
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a great, great run right now. Now tomorrow is gonna
be a real, major, major test. San Antonio Spurs are
coming to Orlando Russ San Antonio's They've got the freak
the Alien Wimby seven to seven, seven eight. Well, that
alien of a basketball player is coming to Orlando.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Two tallow suit on TV. He's like seven foot eight
or something.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
He's massive, She's huge in all directions. He's an alien.
He's got a pretty cool logo. I gotta get Hi
prop for that. Yeah, it's kind of plays on that.
But anyway, So the San Antonio Spurs are coming to
Orlando tomorrow. That'll be seven o'clock. Currently, little the Spurs,
what's the Spurs worker?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Spurs are sitting at thirteen and six, so they're on
a good run as well. So this is gonna be
a real cool match up, and we got to get
everybody into the Kia Center. Get down there and definitely
support our Orlando magic. We had Monday Night football action
last night, and uh yeah somebody like somebody was harping
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about it the other day. Yeah, the Patriots are back.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeay, yay, we knew though. Last night is me terrible?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I mean, the Giants are just not good this year,
and are you know the best teams.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Never seen a kicker do what he did last Oh.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
My god, if you didn't watch it last night, this
is this is gonna be one of the one of
these things like, oh my god, hey, who embarrassed themselves
on the field more than any human ever. This guy
is a kicker. That's his job is to kick. And
he goes to and it's like Russ Rollins was trying
to kick and he kicks.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
The dirt.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
And he he.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Doesn't hit the ball. That's how does.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
A professional football player do that? I don't know. And
to watch the oh my god, to watch the other player.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That's that's that's the that's the rookie quarter that's the quarterback.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh my god, like like, that's all you've gotten to
do is kick the football. Man. You ain't got You
don't have to run laps with everybody. You don't have
to push ups, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Like when you when you kick Charlie Brown, when you win,
when you kick the winning fields gold, everybody's here, you know,
they put you up on the shoulders. They love you.
You get off when you mess it like that. Nobody
wants to even team but Angel.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's different if you if you kick it and you miss,
like I saw a couple of guys miss on Sunday, Like,
you know, they didn't go through the goal post.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
This guy kicked the ground.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Mistake, some mistakes into the ground though.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I've seen guys mess it up a little bit, but
never like a never happened.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You're a pro.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
He's paid millions of dollars to kick the football. At
least let your foot hit the ball.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm just saying, either you get cut or you get
drug tested today.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yes you all right, man? What's going on as you
kick the ground.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
What's going on with what does the coach? What do
you think? The coach says nothing.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
As he walks back.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
What are you gonna say? You just look at it
like everybody, like everybody in the country knows that you
messed up. Everybody.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I feel like though, I mean just going with my
conspiracy theory that everything's rigged now and you never see that.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I feel like somebody had to bet the under.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I bet you're right, and you got big guy.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
That would be again, that would be the throw it.
It did had zero impact on the game.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You see betting the spread and you're betting the under.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Okay, I no, no, there's yeah. You can feed into
that all you want, But if that's the case, they're
going to be all over it because there's tons of
markers and things that they're paying attention to, and they're
catching these guys with all these prop bets angel.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Texting service check it in and they like to take
the stuff I say and make me look stupid true
or fosse. Dude, kickers get paid millions of dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, yeah, I mean not like what you think, though,
they're not at the highest at the highest, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
But do they get paid over a million dollars?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
This guy for the for the giants are in general?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
In general, do kickers over five years they make over
a million dollars?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
This guy specifically makes five point five million years.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
So eat it.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
They're texting, dude, what did you do?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
This guy's got a it's on a three year sixteen
point five million salaries.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Five point five million of years.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh, I'm sorry. That's Paul, the guy that made our
whiskey glasses. I'm sorry about that, Paul, Paul, never forgive Sorry, Paul,
I didn't know it was you.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I want to kick one of your whiskey glasses.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
You're you're absolutely worse from us, Like you just get
triggered by.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
A text, I'm in a mood today.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Obviously, let's play some video A bitch, I look at you.
You just broke your bat. That's that's what I see.
Talk about instep karma.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Look at you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I'm going to calm it down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I did too much this week.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think no favorite mug.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Man Paul around coffee like a man.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Paul makes glasses and I broke my mug.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Exactly, you got you got by the glass brue hoo.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Man.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
All right, so let's get some little particulars here and
there in regards to we were talking about Laying Kiffin.
He likes to be a messy message guy. So looks
like he's going to be making Yeah. It's contracted for
ninety one million dollars, which will pay him thirteen million annually.
This makes him the second paid highest foot college football
course behind Georgia's Kirby Smart.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
This is the coach that left Mississippi, right University of
Mississippi to LSU.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Here's the thing, and now here's a here's a kicker.
Because this is the fun part. If LSU fires for
whatever the reasons are, yeah, let's say they you know
they suck this guy hasn't won anything. He's never won
anything yet he does this trophy cases empty right now?
But I just need to hear now there, Yeah, this
trophy case is empty, all right, But what do you
think the deal is? What percentage of his salary does
(10:10):
LSU have to pay him if they file? Okay, the
deals for five Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That is a thing.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
That's college football. They all get.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Okay, but there's a rule.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
In the NFL where if you start with the team,
you got to end with the team. That should be
the same rule in college football, and they should change it.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I don't care who. Yes, there is.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I thought like, well, listen, that's the report I saw
this morning on the news, and this morning on the news.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
One of the way the NFL is professional football. Okay,
well they can fire you and you could go these
are professional Listen.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
You have an obligation to your teammates, the guys you
start with, to finish the season. It should be just
the common, common courtesy, for God's sakes, there should be
a rule that you finish, you finish.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Should be.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
There's no rule like that in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
There is, there is, there is, There is.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Just a quick look because they're under com tracked and
you can't negotiate the contract.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Under contract, you got to finish with the team.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
And in the.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
College, would you say to be fired.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They fired him, but they.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Can't go to another team.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
They didn't fire him. He decided to go to show.
He went.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
He went to them. He says, hey, listen, I would
like to finish the season. They said like, no, you've
already made this. You got this deal pending your fire.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The rules should be wit, Listen, we can't fire you.
We're upset with you, but but you've got to finish
the season.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I think Scott us you started these young men. Look,
these are college.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
They're young men, and we're going to show these young
men that this is the way you are in life.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
You finished, you're gonna be this way about the head coaches,
then you can't be mad about the n ideal nil
deals that the players make.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I don't think they should leave either. I don't believe
in that. I think you start with the team, you're
dead to your team. You stick to the budest sport.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That doesn't exist anymore. And we had the same argument
about this same guy the last time he left.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
And the cumbersome would be changed. It's not gonna be right,
should be, but it's not.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
You're yelling what you're stating there, yelling at freaking wind mules.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Well maybe so, but the guys should start if he starts.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
With the team, in with the team, these young men
are like, oh, well, my god, now we're putting.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Now we're gonna prop up the young men that they're
so delicate and so fragile.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Babies, little babies, and you look at these false arguments.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
We're gonna show you what the dedication is.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm gonnay, loyalty is you start with that's that's what's
your generation thing.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
There's no loyalty and professional sport.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
There should be. There's not, there should be.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
It's a bad time to announce. I'm going to the
news junkies.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You see, this is ridiculous, and I hate that you like,
I hate that argue with Russ about these dumb things
makes it sound.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Like you don't believe in loyalty, you know, not.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
A professional sports.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
He makes a super personal an an.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Argument, this is dumb loyalty and professional sports.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You're paid, you're supposed to be boy.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Boss rounds you son of him as you liar if
a IF exit series? Is that an exem serious came
in here today he says, Hey, we're gonna give you
ten million dollars. You got to start January, first year
under contract with us. You know what I said, No,
I was, I was Howard Stern.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Howard wanted me to go to New York and was
gonna pay me millions to go there.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I said, the combat is rush. You get to stay
in Orlando. You could live here and do everything. Actually
you could broadcast from your home. We're gonna pay you
ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I'm a weirdo. I have it loyalty thing I do.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
You're backtracking because just six months ago, yeah, you just
said that you would take the money.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
But that doesn't fit my argument today.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Thank you, thank.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You, and see.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
So dumb monster sports.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Right, we come back more big dumb fund. I don't
go anywhere. You're listening to the March of the morning.
I spent the entire Hire break looking for a story
that I saw on NBC News last night.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
And I can't find it because I wanted to get
the exact country that this was in, but I I
couldn't find what country was surprisingly you type in uh
man jumps in tiger enclosure and a bunch of them
come up from all over the world. This is evidently
a problem that I had no idea was a problem.
But last night I'm watching NBC News and they're like,
(14:41):
and they do one of the tom Ya Tom Yamas,
who I like. I like that dude. He's like, he
took over for h what's his name, Lester Hol. He
took over for Lester Hol, you know, and I like
Tom Yamas. Anyway, time's like, listen with the video you're
about to see could be disturbing, Like how back could
it be? And they're like, this man and I think
it was in like Indonesia someplace. The handlers they were
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speaking to didn't speak English. I forget exactly where they were,
but anyway, they.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Show this video.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
They show this dude and he decides to crawl into
the tiger thing.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And I'm like, oh, well, how much are they going
to show?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
And the guys the guy starts, he gets on a
tree and he starts coming down the tree and the
tiger looks cute, right, because we always see tigers is
being cute. All look cute, little cuddly little tigers there. Sorry,
it's not a tiger. It's a lion. That's why I
said tiger. It's a lion. Okay, it was a lion,
and it looked like a cute little lioness.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It was Brazil. Okay, thank you. That's why I couldn't
find it all right, anyway. Uh So he's going down
the tree and all of a sudden, the lion starts
doing lion business, and oh my god, you don't want
to be attacked by a lion. That's what I learned
from this particular thing. That's the one Ryan. Yeah, this guy,
(16:00):
I mean, he obviously he's up the tree.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
The lion is right there, and well.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Let me see what happened. Let me go pet the lion.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And now then you see the trees rustling around, and
then you see him get and then he gets up
again and and.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
He don't get back up. He is killed dead.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Now, damn. They showed on the news.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
They showed it on the news.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And you know what got the lion away was the
damn the same thing that happens in professional wrestling, and
that is the the fire extinguisher. I never thought that
would ever work, but the fire extinguisher thing.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
It's scared to do like my dog. Yeah, using air thing.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Now, there are people that think that lion should be
put down because it killed a man.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And I see stupid.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I say no, no, no, no, Hey, lion was in
his cage.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Do it and and you go in there.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
He's just gonna do lion business, right he he just
like I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You're here.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Uh, you know you're not gonna take the lion. You're
not gonna take the lion out of the lion. Uh.
Lion should not be put down, whether he killed a
man or not. That man one's supposed to be there.
He jumps, he jumps the fence and he jumps onto
the tree and then he and he shimmys down like
he's gonna go bet the lion because the lion does
look cute at first because he's you know.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Because he looks like a lion. Everything we know about
lions is you don't have with the lion.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
But we've been taught right like, look at animals. They
can talk, and they can you know, they can dance
and they.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
You know, like, do you live in a cartoon?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
What is it that Savannah calls it mortifies or don't.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Try one, try one more and then I'll tell you the.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Word mortify something like that.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
What's the word that's the anthor anthropomorphized.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
H Yeah, we've been taught that they you know, they
all anth please on the table.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
But that damn lion eats that dude, and uh, I say,
you know that's on him. You know, no need to
put the lion down.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
No oh uh. We did this with Harambe, but that
was his American zoo. This is a Brazilian zoo. Bro,
They're not putting it down as the lion. Our lead
Brazilian expert from Brazil Sweet Sweet Paul says it's not
gonna be put down.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
It was already decided.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, there are what I'm saying there there are people saying.
People are saying.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
We did this with Harambe. Harambe was just a gorilla
doing business.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
A kid got into the enclosure and then Harambe didn't
even kill the kid.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Haram Make should not have been put down, and.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Things like terrible.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
If you think about life on this planet since we
killed Harambe, it's gotten bad.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Maybe his his is karma getting us back, just like
me losing Mondemn Batman cup Kara Karama got in the
world back for killing that. Uh yeah, listen, it's in
an enclosure. Boy, at first, it seems like he's just
gonna play with the guy, right, Yeah, a little sweat
in his leg, and boy, as soon as he gets
down from that tree, he he had to have like
(18:54):
mental issues, right if you for you to jump into
an enclosure like that. And when I look this up,
there's a bunch of different people that do this for
whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
They happened in the Bronx Zoo not that long.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I don't know mental issues have anything to do with
getting a lion cage.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I know it has to do with getting in like
a bear cage. Why because they're by polar bear.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
M I think I think this person probably is he
would give you something I wanted.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
It so bad, fun dad joking, But the mental health
here probably Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I know.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
The guy that jumps into this lion cage schizophrenic, Yeah,
diagnosed schizophrenic.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
So so he he probably thought the lion was gonna
be sweet.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
He probably thought.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
He probably doesn't even know what planet he's on.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
So if your schizophrenic, you see things that aren't theres
that would you.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Uh you you get delusions.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Yes, would be auditory, they can be visual, but get
you end up getting delusions.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Sweet line wants to play with me.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh, I'm gonna jump in and play with him, and
then and then he gets eating up boy, that's a
that's a bad way to go.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yes, schizophren is one of those things like I remember, like,
uh uh, there's that documentary about that that family on
HBO that all like like five out of the seven
kids all have schizophrenia. And I guess like, if you
make it to twenty six, you don't have schizophrenia and
you're gonna be fine for the rest.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Of your life.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
But we started watching this, Me and my wife started
watching this YouTube channel, and it so this really rich
guy and he goes to and he goes to all
these like really rich mansions, like five hundred million dollar mansions,
and he shows them and he did these really well together,
put together videos, and we love this videos.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
We're just like, oh, this guy's so good.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
But we noticed about eight months ago this guy stopped
posting m like, oh, that's weird. So we checked the
comments of his video and then all these people are like, oh,
I bet he's gonna have to start doing tours of
the most.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Expensive Jaiel cell.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Why because this YouTuber, this real estate YouTuber, had like
millions and millions of subscribers.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
This guy was very successful.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Attempted murder on a cop because he just like I guess,
he was like on some kind of medication. He decided
to stop taking said medication and then went kind of
zany and then like ruined his whole life. Like, so
there's medication for schizophrenia that does help people, but like,
I don't know, it's Brazil, I don't know how well
their mental health system is there. So it will make
(21:23):
you do the worst things in the world.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
So do you think you have a better chance if
you crawl into an enclosure with a lion, a tiger,
or a bear.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
None.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Well, I mean if you had to choose, like, listen.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You gotta crawl into one of these, we got a gun.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Into your head.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It's not gonna end well in any scenario.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
It's for some reason I think you could be more
safe with a bear.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I agree with you because just because you jocked with
them in your old neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Well, because Florida bears aren't aggressive. But did you see
the old did you see the.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Other tiger Tigers are one of the only animals that
like hunt people.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Them and polar bears.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, like a lion won't really go out of its
way to hunt the person, but it will happen.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
If it's a black bear, you're you're in trouble. Probably
non bear bear. Yeah, yeah, black bearry in Florida. I
think you're fine. I don't think it happens that much
in Florida. Man, it doesn't have that much.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
But a black bear, if especially like it's a mom
with kids.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
The scenario that you're describing, though, you're going into their enclosure,
you're going into their spot, their territory, so they're going
to be on the on the defensive. They're going to
be agro.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Okay, which one you gotta take?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You gotta go.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
A lion, tiger bear, you gotta go.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I'm dead in every scenario it take whichever one is
the quickest death.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Now, Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
If it matters on the bear actual So if we're
talking polar bear.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I'm not getting and then Florida bear.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Oh, if it's lion tiger or Florida black bear, Florida
black bear all day for for sure.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And they're trying to, you know, hunt the Florida black
bear again, which is terrible.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Trying to I think they just passed. Did they pass it?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That sucks, you know, let that Let the bear go.
They're just doing bear business anyway. Did you see the
store in California though, where this guy has a house
and they've got video and it's up. It's a California
resident discovers large bear living beneath their home and this
fast bear gets it. There's like a crawl space underneath
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the house and they show the bear going down into
the house and then he's trying to get back out
and he's so fatty, can't get out.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
He's making me laugh and I'm just like, to me,
I'm looking at him through pelphomorphize or whatever that word
you use, wow, And he's just going, oh, I can't
get out. He makes me laugh. See that doesn't scare me. Yeah,
he's doing Winnie the poop. He's trying to get out.
He got he got in. He's like, oh, good out,
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Like I love that bear. He doesn't look mean to me,
he doesn't look scary.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
But that's a grizzly bear. That will eff you up
every day of the week.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, it will. So they had to call the police.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Five grizzly bear can be stuck.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
He can't get out. Uh, let me get out of here.
Oh no, but yeah, you don't want to mess.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
With him, it says the story on this is it
five hundredu Qrizzly bears attack school group?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
First?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Oh did he attack a school group?
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Oh no, maybe that's just the next story. Oh, that's different,
but okay, that's from ten days ago. Grizzly bear attacks
school group in Canada Injuring eleven.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yes, I did see that. That's a different story. And
you're right. I did see that.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
They were all camping and this damn bear just runs
up on him and uh I think he runs into
that school, right, Yeah dude, Wow, Yeah, that's a mean aspect.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Okay, let's hunt those bears.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, I'm all four hunting those bears. But the bears
in Florida, they might kill at chihuahua every once in
a while, maybe a Yorkie, but they don't. There's not
a whole lot of record of them attacking people.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
No, people just want to kill a giant animal. And
then there's no reason to kill bear. We don't eat them.
We don't eat them, we don't use their pelts for anything.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Really like it?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
That that one I agree with. Yeah, I'm okay with giant,
dead grizzly bears. Sure, if they're a problem, go get them.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
You know right? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah, damn injured eleven No one died. That's crazy though,
you just man. But yeah, I don't want to be
in a cage with a tiger.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I always think like if it's like if I have
a sword, me and my friends getting this argument all
the time where you're like, it's you, you're in a field,
you have a sword, you got a tiger, a lion,
and a cheetah.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I think the only one I could take is the cheetah.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No, the cheata is the fastest one you can. You've
got no chance against the cheata.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
But cheetahs have never killed a human.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Yeah, they're actually giant pussies. They're more related to house
cats than she.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Is gonna in every scenario, the cheetah is going to
try to get away from you quicker than try to
attack you. All Right, So there you go. That'd be
a smart choice.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
But if you got a sword.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
You're going up against let's let's call it an aggressive
not you know, like medium sized grizzly or a tiger cheeta.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Okay, let's do Florida animals. Okay, you got a gator,
you got a you got.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
A Florida black bear, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
And then what we got we got panther panther Florida panthers.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
I ain't going against the panther.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, that'd be the meaning.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
For some reason.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
I know the gators and they actively do kill people,
But I feel like on land, I'm not afraid of gators.
We been You throw me in a giant tub with
a bottom that's about to fall out, where they're shaking
the thing the whole time.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yeah, I'm very afraid of gators. Get me out of
the thing. Never doing that again.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
We've been around them so much. It's like a gator land.
We see them there and we think, oh, they're all
you know they're But in the wild they gators are
more aggressive in the wild than they are at gatoring
gate Land.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
They're fat and full and happy.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Yeah, but in the wild they're still they mostly run
away from you.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I've had gaters at my house now, and if I
just make a noise, they swim away. My wife is convinced, though,
that they're just there to make a plan to eat
the dogs.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
That's what she thinks. The only reason I have.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
The gaters there, he's making a plan, because that's what Rodney,
the gator hunter told her that they do. Like they
they they'll swim, they'll swim, they'll floy and and they'll
wait for the day that the dog's not looking and
jump up on the dock and eat the dog. And boy,
that's all he had to say. Thanks a lot. Rodney
said that once, and I hear about it all the
time from Mary Owen. Not bad advice.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I know.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
He's just trying to remember that scene in Jurassic Park
of the guys there in the woods and he's looking
at the one velociraptor and then and then all of
a sudden, on the other side there's on there on
both sides of him.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
He's like, clever girl, and he dies. That's what I
think gators. That exactly that.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So, Okay, you got the sword, you got to you
got a big let's say, let's call.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Him a fifteen foot gator.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Okay, you got the biggest Florida black bear you can have, okay,
and then you've got the Florida panther.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Killing that gator. So you you I'm more agile than
a gator.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I can take a gator if it like, you can
flank a gator easier.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
The worst case in there is you trip, you fall,
gator bite your face, and I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Feel bad about it. I mean, I don't tell Savanna this.
I wouldn't feel bad about stabbing a gator because because.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's like I'm fighting a a dragon. Right, that's like
that's like a dragon.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
You know, how about a dinosaur or a dinosaur. Yeah,
dragon would breathe fire on you.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah, fire breathing gator. I'm not going awhere whileless.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
That's happened in twenty twenty five, I wouldn't be surprised
they started breathing fire. Yeah, there's been a lot of
craziness going on. UFOs are real according to the government. Now,
I mean, like you know who you know there is
a swamp epe, but like you know, they're all the
crazy stuff.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
With a sticking with reptiles though, just a stake of argument, right,
you got an alligator, fifty foot alligator.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Gotcha?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
You got one of those big pythons that are down
and they ever.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Oh, I hate snakes or just like a rattlesnake.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Rattlesnake is fast, rattlesnake is scary. Rattlesnake got venom. I
don't want to mess with a rattle snake.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Okay, Now you gator a python?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Then I think I could cut the head off the python.
They don't move that fast, at least I don't think
they do.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
It's weird.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Well, like we're talking about we're talking about these animals Florida,
and you know native to Florida as the most dangerous
animals in Florida, right, so you do as sert of it.
We haven't named the number one most dangerous native to
Florida animals, not counting the mosquito. That's the corny.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
That's good. That's good.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
That's the corny answer.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Okay, you go first. Now I'll go first. Okay, hold on,
let's see.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Uh, the most dangerous animal in the state of Florida
not a shark.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I was gonna say, if I include this one caveat,
then you'll give it away. But so by direct attack
or slash venom. The number one is the going to
be the bull shark. Number two is the Eastern diamondback rattlesnake.
Alligators come in third, and then the Eastern coral snake
around out the top four. There's no there like black
bear panthers. None of those make the list if uh uh.
(29:48):
And then when you brought up this is why I
was looking up python's pythons comes in. It's the python,
the American crocodile, and then the black widow spider. Spider
are considered more threats in Florida than the bear of
the python or the bearer of the panther.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
I be damn Yeah how about that. Yeah, I didn't
even think about sharks.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
I wouldn't have either reach because you mentioning Burmese pythons,
because I'm under the impression that I think I could,
Like I always imagine if you could taken down by
Burmese python.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
You're just super lazy right now.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Yeah, you're just taking a nap.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
You fell asleep in the rocks.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, you fell asleep, you having your siesta. Yeah, you're
just laying there. Yeah, next thing you know is wrapped
around you. Yeah, that would be bad. All right, Well,
take a little break, more big dumb fun when we
come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the manxtras
in the morning. What on God's green earth did I
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believe a listener on the texting service about the.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Year that my daughter was more? Well, why did I
do that?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
They're never right?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Right?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Texting servatives never right?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Whoever this morning said rush it was a nineteen eighty one,
And I'm like, oh, less, thanks a lot less, And
so I text Brittany a happy birthday, Less, happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
You know, it's a thirty sixth birthday. Happy birthday. And
She's like, Dad, I was born in nineteen eighty eight. Oh,
I'm damn it. So this time I wrote it in
my phone. So remember the exact year.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
How old is your daughter?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
She is now? Thirty seven?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, thirty seven, born in nineteen eighty eight, eighty nine,
I know. I originally said that I know, and then
the then.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
The test was right, No, he said thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
No, no, he said she's thirty seven, but he said
she was born in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Well yeah, but I doubled down and tried to pretend
like I remember the date anyway.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Happy birthday, Brittany, I love you. It's her birthday today, So.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
He says he knows it because it's the same as
his daughter's birthday.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well he's wrong. She was born in nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
So wait, so what so he said he was born
in eighty nine. Yeah she was wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah, Brittany was born in nineteen eighty eight. She just
confirmed that with me.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
There you go, what a great dad?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Hey would this make you?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
And there's only you know, there's like always arguments about
this now about what makes you go to the movie
theater and why it's even important to go to the
movie theater, Like I don't even know why it's important
to go to the movie theater anymore.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
But because I have amc stock and it's still one
day going to go to the moon.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, but it is more enjoyable to watch it at
home for me, just for me, Like why do I
want to go watch it with a bunch of people
are making noise and chomping and whether they're laughing or not,
Like I don't care what.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
The I'll experience the same reason why you go to concerts,
The same reason you go to comedy shows. It's it's
the same thing. It's about community.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
I don't think so, but anyway, it literally is I
don't if I go to the movie theater. I try
to go when there's nobody else in the theater. I
don't want anyone else to be there. But they're bringing
these classic Christmas movie back to the theaters this year,
and I'm curious if it would with any one of
you guys, and if you want to experience the you
(33:07):
look you're talking about Angel, the communal experience, would you
want to do this for any of.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
These Christmas movies?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
I mean, with the list the.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Okay number one, it says here it's coming to AMC
and Regal uh Cinemas Christmas Vacation, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
is coming back in the movie.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
I'm fifty to fifty on that one, because it's not like,
as far as you know, let's say, a beautiful looking
movie blah blah blah wouldn't necessarily be the reason why
I go. But let's say they have a midnight showing
and you go in there with a bunch of friends
who have the same common sense or you know, common
sense or the sense of humor about the movie.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
You would go, that could be fun. How about The Grinch?
How the Grinch Stole Christmas? The one with Jim Carrey.
That maybe because I never saw that one.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Twenty fifth anniversary of that, It's going to be at
Regal cinemas.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
That could be cool.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Elf is going to be back in the movie theaters
this year.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
It's gonna be see that because it could be like
almost like a Rocky horror picture show.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
People know that movie show.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Well, it's gonna be at AMC theaters. There you go,
Ryan Cinemak and Regal Cinemas. The Polar Bear Express is
coming back to AMC and Regal cinemas.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I never liked that one. One never landed with me anyway.
My kid loves that one. She thinks it's the coolest
thing ever.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I call Valley, I call it the Polar Bears, the Polar.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Tom Hanks, every character.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Okay, I love this movie. I would not go see
it in the movie theaters. I like watching it at home,
but I love Actually, it's gonna be back, but.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
That's not a yeah. That's again. That's because it's it's
a rom com. So it's if it's watching that at home.
That's not one that like for me. When I say
is it worthy of going to the movie experience, because
you also want to experience that and see that on
the big giant screen.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
That's just like a sitcom. All right, Bill Murray and Scrooged.
It's gonna be back at the Regal cinema. Potentially.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Maybe really you would, Yeah, depending on who I ot
to go with me.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Okay, I don't consider this a Christmas movie, but Grimlins.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Because it happens at Christmas, A crispy.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
A Christmas story.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
My god, there's no way I would go to the
movie theaters there the Christmas It's one that is on
all day Christmas Day, constantly, constantly with the kid don't
shoot you.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, Yeah, there's no reason.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I don't even like that movie that much.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Okay, I love this movie every year. I watch it
every This is my tradition. I hope NBC never stops
playing it on Christmas Eve. It's a wonderful life. I
absolutely love that.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
But I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
The movie that.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
The Yeah, and then Doctor Seuss's The Grinch, which is
the one that's animated, it's gonna be that. It's gonna
be a cinemak amc theaters in Regal Cinema.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I would go to that one at the what is
cinemak the movie theater that had that. We did that
one time where we had all the reclining chairs and everything.
I like that now I might do that one there,
bring a blanket.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
All these to me feel like you sit at home,
you make your own popcorn. You you know, your wife
goes get you a drink, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Everything that you just described you can do in a
movie theater you got. They got the drinks there, they
got the popcorn there. You can bring a blanket.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
And if you go to seventy five eighty five dollars again, and.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
You got contributing to the economy, you're helping. You're being
a good cog in the system. I don't have that.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I don't have that love for going to the theater anymore.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
And they made it too easy to sit, you know,
And I got a big system at the house.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Like for example, I like, I'm hell bent. I'm trying
to make sure I get to the movie theaters to
see Sizu wrote to Revenge because I want to experience
that particular movie. It's a huge, gigantic action movie, loud,
bombastic and everything. I want to experience that in the
movie theater before it comes out on streaming.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I get that. I do get that. There are certain
movies like.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
If a Batman movie comes back, I'm like, I gotta
go see in the theater, Like when I saw Superman
in the movie theater.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
How about this, if there's you got a chance to
see the series The Penguin in a movie theater, which
I would. I'm straight up, I'm telling you that I would.
It was such a good I would love to have
seen that. In the movie.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Batman returns to Christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
It happens during Christmas.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I don't consider it a Christmas movie when it's when
a movie happens during Christmas, it's not about you know,
the Baby Jesus, is not about the Santa Claus. It's
not about it's just there. It's just in the scene.
You know, they're just like Diehard. It's in the scene.
But it's not as Christmas. It's not about Christmas.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
I think picking Christmas is a specific time. Is is
a very specific choice.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, so I.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Would say it makes it a Christmas movie because I
watched Batman Returns.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
I was like, oh, this is a Christmas movie. I
didn't even realize.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
So you consider that a Christmas movie.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
It's got Christmas trees in it, it's got snow, and
it all revolves around penguins being in the snow as
part of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
So yeah, it's a Danny DeVito Michelle Fiffer movie. That's
what that is.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
It's a Christmas movie. But Diehard, I'll let people argue
about that one. But Batman Returns Christmas movie.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
There's not really any movie that you could re release
that I'd get me into the theater unless it's a
communal experience.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Like The Room, Rocky horror pictures, things like that.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
I like doing that because for me, going to the
movies isn't a communal experience. Actually, the other people being
there it ruins it for me. I agree either on
their phone or they're talking, or.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I don't want to be there where there's a bunch
of people around me talking or chewing on stuff.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
I want to be able to pause.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
But I love like I do.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
You guys are describing are the things that happened the
last time I saw you at a comedy comedy.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Club, and the comedy club is a communal experience.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But you're saying those things
that you're complaining about would be the same things that
take you out of a movie theater. Then why doesn't
it take you out of the comedy Because.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Why because I'm paying attention to the movie and I
want to hear what's going on, and I really care
about the comic. I can hear the comic, and everyone
laughing adds to the OMBI act.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
That's the fun part of it. I don't want to
see what.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Happens sad laughing, But that's what happens at the movie theater.
You find all the funny moments and everybody's laughing together.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, like some morons laughing and something that's not funny.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, or the wait, hold on a second, are you
gonna tell me that there's never you've never been to
a comedy club and there's the one awkward person there
that's laughing at the weird thing.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I'm not taking a shot at Ryan Holmes right now.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
I've been nice to you today.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
That is low hanging fruit angel and not taking a
shot at people around you.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Guys like say that these things happen only at movie theaters,
but they happen at all communal experiences.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
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Uh. And if you do get it right, Well, my goodness.
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You can, uh, but that's got to be a part
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We'll be in the end Zone area and we're having
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Ryan Holmes and now Angel gonna bring you Monster Sports.
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Twin Peaks is in that plaza. Yeah, there's another really
uh uh uh good Mexican restaurant and they're right next
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We got to do it again.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It was good. But pizza, pizza, pizza. Answer. We're talking
maybe Friday, Friday, So.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I'll put in the call right Orlando Magic are on
one my friends, they want to get Yes, of course
they will won again last night May uh Chicago Bulls
one twenty five to one twenty Desmond Bane is like
that is that guy is a beast. You have to
catch these games.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That he's a new name, like we haven't heard as
day and is the.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Guy that we made the trade for over the summer
and a lot of critics were saying Oh, you've given
up too much for that guy. Yeah, that's exactly. But
as of right now, you know this, many games into
the season, he's proven worth everything that they traded for
him for because he's giving us something that we have
sorely lack.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
A big man.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, no, he's not a big man at all. We
got plenty of big men. A guy that can go
get you a bucket if you need a bucket, a
guy that can create the offense by himself, offense for himself. Strong,
tough dude, not afraid to mix it up. I mean,
he's awesome, awesome, awesome. Last night he went for thirty seven.
Last night, Franz went for twenty five and Wendell Carter
(03:50):
Junia went for seventeen. Anthony Black I went for twenty two.
Right now, if you had to take the vote today,
Anthony Black would probably be most improved in the league.
That's another kid again, second year player for the Orlando Magic,
and he is absolutely balling out again. It's nice to
see this nucleus of guys got come together and having
(04:12):
a great, great run right now. Now tomorrow is gonna
be a real, major, major test. San Antonio Spurs are
coming to Orlando Russ San Antonio's They've got the freak
the Alien Wimby seven to seven, seven eight. Well, that
alien of a basketball player is coming to Orlando.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Two tallow suit on TV. He's like seven foot eight
or something.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
He's massive, She's huge in all directions. He's an alien.
He's got a pretty cool logo. I gotta get Hi
prop for that. Yeah, it's kind of plays on that.
But anyway, So the San Antonio Spurs are coming to
Orlando tomorrow. That'll be seven o'clock. Currently, little the Spurs,
what's the Spurs worker?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Spurs are sitting at thirteen and six, so they're on
a good run as well. So this is gonna be
a real cool match up, and we got to get
everybody into the Kia Center. Get down there and definitely
support our Orlando magic. We had Monday Night football action
last night, and uh yeah somebody like somebody was harping
(05:13):
about it the other day. Yeah, the Patriots are back.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeay, yay, we knew though. Last night is me terrible?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I mean, the Giants are just not good this year,
and are you know the best teams.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Never seen a kicker do what he did last Oh.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
My god, if you didn't watch it last night, this
is this is gonna be one of the one of
these things like, oh my god, hey, who embarrassed themselves
on the field more than any human ever. This guy
is a kicker. That's his job is to kick. And
he goes to and it's like Russ Rollins was trying
to kick and he kicks.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
The dirt.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
And he he.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Doesn't hit the ball. That's how does.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
A professional football player do that? I don't know. And
to watch the oh my god, to watch the other player.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That's that's that's the that's the rookie quarter that's the quarterback.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh my god, like like, that's all you've gotten to
do is kick the football. Man. You ain't got You
don't have to run laps with everybody. You don't have
to push ups, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Like when you when you kick Charlie Brown, when you win,
when you kick the winning fields gold, everybody's here, you know,
they put you up on the shoulders. They love you.
You get off when you mess it like that. Nobody
wants to even team but Angel.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's different if you if you kick it and you miss,
like I saw a couple of guys miss on Sunday, Like,
you know, they didn't go through the goal post.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
This guy kicked the ground.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Mistake, some mistakes into the ground though.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I've seen guys mess it up a little bit, but
never like a never happened.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You're a pro.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
He's paid millions of dollars to kick the football. At
least let your foot hit the ball.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm just saying, either you get cut or you get
drug tested today.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yes you all right, man? What's going on as you
kick the ground.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
What's going on with what does the coach? What do
you think? The coach says nothing.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
As he walks back.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
What are you gonna say? You just look at it
like everybody, like everybody in the country knows that you
messed up. Everybody.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I feel like though, I mean just going with my
conspiracy theory that everything's rigged now and you never see that.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I feel like somebody had to bet the under.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I bet you're right, and you got big guy.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
That would be again, that would be the throw it.
It did had zero impact on the game.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You see betting the spread and you're betting the under.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Okay, I no, no, there's yeah. You can feed into
that all you want, But if that's the case, they're
going to be all over it because there's tons of
markers and things that they're paying attention to, and they're
catching these guys with all these prop bets angel.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Texting service check it in and they like to take
the stuff I say and make me look stupid true
or fosse. Dude, kickers get paid millions of dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, yeah, I mean not like what you think, though,
they're not at the highest at the highest, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
But do they get paid over a million dollars?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
This guy for the for the giants are in general?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
In general, do kickers over five years they make over
a million dollars?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
This guy specifically makes five point five million years.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
So eat it.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
They're texting, dude, what did you do?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
This guy's got a it's on a three year sixteen
point five million salaries.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Five point five million of years.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh, I'm sorry. That's Paul, the guy that made our
whiskey glasses. I'm sorry about that, Paul, Paul, never forgive Sorry, Paul,
I didn't know it was you.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I want to kick one of your whiskey glasses.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
You're you're absolutely worse from us, Like you just get
triggered by.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
A text, I'm in a mood today.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Obviously, let's play some video A bitch, I look at you.
You just broke your bat. That's that's what I see.
Talk about instep karma.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Look at you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I'm going to calm it down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I did too much this week.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think no favorite mug.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Man Paul around coffee like a man.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Paul makes glasses and I broke my mug.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Exactly, you got you got by the glass brue hoo.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Man.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
All right, so let's get some little particulars here and
there in regards to we were talking about Laying Kiffin.
He likes to be a messy message guy. So looks
like he's going to be making Yeah. It's contracted for
ninety one million dollars, which will pay him thirteen million annually.
This makes him the second paid highest foot college football
course behind Georgia's Kirby Smart.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
This is the coach that left Mississippi, right University of
Mississippi to LSU.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Here's the thing, and now here's a here's a kicker.
Because this is the fun part. If LSU fires for
whatever the reasons are, yeah, let's say they you know
they suck this guy hasn't won anything. He's never won
anything yet he does this trophy cases empty right now?
But I just need to hear now there, Yeah, this
trophy case is empty, all right, But what do you
think the deal is? What percentage of his salary does
(10:10):
LSU have to pay him if they file? Okay, the
deals for five Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That is a thing.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
That's college football. They all get.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Okay, but there's a rule.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
In the NFL where if you start with the team,
you got to end with the team. That should be
the same rule in college football, and they should change it.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I don't care who. Yes, there is.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I thought like, well, listen, that's the report I saw
this morning on the news, and this morning on the news.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
One of the way the NFL is professional football. Okay,
well they can fire you and you could go these
are professional Listen.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
You have an obligation to your teammates, the guys you
start with, to finish the season. It should be just
the common, common courtesy, for God's sakes, there should be
a rule that you finish, you finish.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Should be.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
There's no rule like that in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
There is, there is, there is, There is.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Just a quick look because they're under com tracked and
you can't negotiate the contract.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Under contract, you got to finish with the team.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
And in the.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
College, would you say to be fired.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They fired him, but they.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Can't go to another team.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
They didn't fire him. He decided to go to show.
He went.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
He went to them. He says, hey, listen, I would
like to finish the season. They said like, no, you've
already made this. You got this deal pending your fire.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The rules should be wit, Listen, we can't fire you.
We're upset with you, but but you've got to finish
the season.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I think Scott us you started these young men. Look,
these are college.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
They're young men, and we're going to show these young
men that this is the way you are in life.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
You finished, you're gonna be this way about the head coaches,
then you can't be mad about the n ideal nil
deals that the players make.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I don't think they should leave either. I don't believe
in that. I think you start with the team, you're
dead to your team. You stick to the budest sport.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That doesn't exist anymore. And we had the same argument
about this same guy the last time he left.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
And the cumbersome would be changed. It's not gonna be right,
should be, but it's not.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
You're yelling what you're stating there, yelling at freaking wind mules.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Well maybe so, but the guys should start if he starts.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
With the team, in with the team, these young men
are like, oh, well, my god, now we're putting.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Now we're gonna prop up the young men that they're
so delicate and so fragile.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Babies, little babies, and you look at these false arguments.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
We're gonna show you what the dedication is.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm gonnay, loyalty is you start with that's that's what's
your generation thing.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
There's no loyalty and professional sport.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
There should be. There's not, there should be.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
It's a bad time to announce. I'm going to the
news junkies.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You see, this is ridiculous, and I hate that you like,
I hate that argue with Russ about these dumb things
makes it sound.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Like you don't believe in loyalty, you know, not.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
A professional sports.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
He makes a super personal an an.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Argument, this is dumb loyalty and professional sports.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You're paid, you're supposed to be boy.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Boss rounds you son of him as you liar if
a IF exit series? Is that an exem serious came
in here today he says, Hey, we're gonna give you
ten million dollars. You got to start January, first year
under contract with us. You know what I said, No,
I was, I was Howard Stern.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Howard wanted me to go to New York and was
gonna pay me millions to go there.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I said, the combat is rush. You get to stay
in Orlando. You could live here and do everything. Actually
you could broadcast from your home. We're gonna pay you
ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I'm a weirdo. I have it loyalty thing I do.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
You're backtracking because just six months ago, yeah, you just
said that you would take the money.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
But that doesn't fit my argument today.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Thank you, thank.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You, and see.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
So dumb monster sports.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Right, we come back more big dumb fund. I don't
go anywhere. You're listening to the March of the morning.
I spent the entire Hire break looking for a story
that I saw on NBC News last night.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
And I can't find it because I wanted to get
the exact country that this was in, but I I
couldn't find what country was surprisingly you type in uh
man jumps in tiger enclosure and a bunch of them
come up from all over the world. This is evidently
a problem that I had no idea was a problem.
But last night I'm watching NBC News and they're like,
(14:41):
and they do one of the tom Ya Tom Yamas,
who I like. I like that dude. He's like, he
took over for h what's his name, Lester Hol. He
took over for Lester Hol, you know, and I like
Tom Yamas. Anyway, time's like, listen with the video you're
about to see could be disturbing, Like how back could
it be? And they're like, this man and I think
it was in like Indonesia someplace. The handlers they were
(15:05):
speaking to didn't speak English. I forget exactly where they were,
but anyway, they.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Show this video.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
They show this dude and he decides to crawl into
the tiger thing.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And I'm like, oh, well, how much are they going
to show?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
And the guys the guy starts, he gets on a
tree and he starts coming down the tree and the
tiger looks cute, right, because we always see tigers is
being cute. All look cute, little cuddly little tigers there. Sorry,
it's not a tiger. It's a lion. That's why I
said tiger. It's a lion. Okay, it was a lion,
and it looked like a cute little lioness.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It was Brazil. Okay, thank you. That's why I couldn't
find it all right, anyway. Uh So he's going down
the tree and all of a sudden, the lion starts
doing lion business, and oh my god, you don't want
to be attacked by a lion. That's what I learned
from this particular thing. That's the one Ryan. Yeah, this guy,
(16:00):
I mean, he obviously he's up the tree.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
The lion is right there, and well.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Let me see what happened. Let me go pet the lion.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And now then you see the trees rustling around, and
then you see him get and then he gets up
again and and.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
He don't get back up. He is killed dead.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Now, damn. They showed on the news.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
They showed it on the news.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And you know what got the lion away was the
damn the same thing that happens in professional wrestling, and
that is the the fire extinguisher. I never thought that
would ever work, but the fire extinguisher thing.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
It's scared to do like my dog. Yeah, using air thing.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Now, there are people that think that lion should be
put down because it killed a man.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And I see stupid.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I say no, no, no, no, Hey, lion was in
his cage.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Do it and and you go in there.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
He's just gonna do lion business, right he he just
like I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You're here.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Uh, you know you're not gonna take the lion. You're
not gonna take the lion out of the lion. Uh.
Lion should not be put down, whether he killed a
man or not. That man one's supposed to be there.
He jumps, he jumps the fence and he jumps onto
the tree and then he and he shimmys down like
he's gonna go bet the lion because the lion does
look cute at first because he's you know.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Because he looks like a lion. Everything we know about
lions is you don't have with the lion.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
But we've been taught right like, look at animals. They
can talk, and they can you know, they can dance
and they.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
You know, like, do you live in a cartoon?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
What is it that Savannah calls it mortifies or don't.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Try one, try one more and then I'll tell you the.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Word mortify something like that.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
What's the word that's the anthor anthropomorphized.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
H Yeah, we've been taught that they you know, they
all anth please on the table.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
But that damn lion eats that dude, and uh, I say,
you know that's on him. You know, no need to
put the lion down.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
No oh uh. We did this with Harambe, but that
was his American zoo. This is a Brazilian zoo. Bro,
They're not putting it down as the lion. Our lead
Brazilian expert from Brazil Sweet Sweet Paul says it's not
gonna be put down.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
It was already decided.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, there are what I'm saying there there are people saying.
People are saying.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
We did this with Harambe. Harambe was just a gorilla
doing business.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
A kid got into the enclosure and then Harambe didn't
even kill the kid.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Haram Make should not have been put down, and.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Things like terrible.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
If you think about life on this planet since we
killed Harambe, it's gotten bad.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Maybe his his is karma getting us back, just like
me losing Mondemn Batman cup Kara Karama got in the
world back for killing that. Uh yeah, listen, it's in
an enclosure. Boy, at first, it seems like he's just
gonna play with the guy, right, Yeah, a little sweat
in his leg, and boy, as soon as he gets
down from that tree, he he had to have like
(18:54):
mental issues, right if you for you to jump into
an enclosure like that. And when I look this up,
there's a bunch of different people that do this for
whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
They happened in the Bronx Zoo not that long.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I don't know mental issues have anything to do with
getting a lion cage.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I know it has to do with getting in like
a bear cage. Why because they're by polar bear.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
M I think I think this person probably is he
would give you something I wanted.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
It so bad, fun dad joking, But the mental health
here probably Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I know.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
The guy that jumps into this lion cage schizophrenic, Yeah,
diagnosed schizophrenic.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
So so he he probably thought the lion was gonna
be sweet.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
He probably thought.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
He probably doesn't even know what planet he's on.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
So if your schizophrenic, you see things that aren't theres
that would you.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Uh you you get delusions.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Yes, would be auditory, they can be visual, but get
you end up getting delusions.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Sweet line wants to play with me.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh, I'm gonna jump in and play with him, and
then and then he gets eating up boy, that's a
that's a bad way to go.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yes, schizophren is one of those things like I remember, like,
uh uh, there's that documentary about that that family on
HBO that all like like five out of the seven
kids all have schizophrenia. And I guess like, if you
make it to twenty six, you don't have schizophrenia and
you're gonna be fine for the rest.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Of your life.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
But we started watching this, Me and my wife started
watching this YouTube channel, and it so this really rich
guy and he goes to and he goes to all
these like really rich mansions, like five hundred million dollar mansions,
and he shows them and he did these really well together,
put together videos, and we love this videos.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
We're just like, oh, this guy's so good.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
But we noticed about eight months ago this guy stopped
posting m like, oh, that's weird. So we checked the
comments of his video and then all these people are like, oh,
I bet he's gonna have to start doing tours of
the most.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Expensive Jaiel cell.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Why because this YouTuber, this real estate YouTuber, had like
millions and millions of subscribers.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
This guy was very successful.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Attempted murder on a cop because he just like I guess,
he was like on some kind of medication. He decided
to stop taking said medication and then went kind of
zany and then like ruined his whole life. Like, so
there's medication for schizophrenia that does help people, but like,
I don't know, it's Brazil, I don't know how well
their mental health system is there. So it will make
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you do the worst things in the world.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
So do you think you have a better chance if
you crawl into an enclosure with a lion, a tiger,
or a bear.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
None.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Well, I mean if you had to choose, like, listen.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You gotta crawl into one of these, we got a gun.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Into your head.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It's not gonna end well in any scenario.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
It's for some reason I think you could be more
safe with a bear.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I agree with you because just because you jocked with
them in your old neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Well, because Florida bears aren't aggressive. But did you see
the old did you see the.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Other tiger Tigers are one of the only animals that
like hunt people.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Them and polar bears.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, like a lion won't really go out of its
way to hunt the person, but it will happen.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
If it's a black bear, you're you're in trouble. Probably
non bear bear. Yeah, yeah, black bearry in Florida. I
think you're fine. I don't think it happens that much
in Florida. Man, it doesn't have that much.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
But a black bear, if especially like it's a mom
with kids.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
The scenario that you're describing, though, you're going into their enclosure,
you're going into their spot, their territory, so they're going
to be on the on the defensive. They're going to
be agro.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Okay, which one you gotta take?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You gotta go.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
A lion, tiger bear, you gotta go.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I'm dead in every scenario it take whichever one is
the quickest death.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Now, Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
If it matters on the bear actual So if we're
talking polar bear.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I'm not getting and then Florida bear.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Oh, if it's lion tiger or Florida black bear, Florida
black bear all day for for sure.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And they're trying to, you know, hunt the Florida black
bear again, which is terrible.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Trying to I think they just passed. Did they pass it?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That sucks, you know, let that Let the bear go.
They're just doing bear business anyway. Did you see the
store in California though, where this guy has a house
and they've got video and it's up. It's a California
resident discovers large bear living beneath their home and this
fast bear gets it. There's like a crawl space underneath
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the house and they show the bear going down into
the house and then he's trying to get back out
and he's so fatty, can't get out.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
He's making me laugh and I'm just like, to me,
I'm looking at him through pelphomorphize or whatever that word
you use, wow, And he's just going, oh, I can't
get out. He makes me laugh. See that doesn't scare me. Yeah,
he's doing Winnie the poop. He's trying to get out.
He got he got in. He's like, oh, good out,
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Like I love that bear. He doesn't look mean to me,
he doesn't look scary.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
But that's a grizzly bear. That will eff you up
every day of the week.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, it will. So they had to call the police.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Five grizzly bear can be stuck.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
He can't get out. Uh, let me get out of here.
Oh no, but yeah, you don't want to mess.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
With him, it says the story on this is it
five hundredu Qrizzly bears attack school group?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
First?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Oh did he attack a school group?
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Oh no, maybe that's just the next story. Oh, that's different,
but okay, that's from ten days ago. Grizzly bear attacks
school group in Canada Injuring eleven.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yes, I did see that. That's a different story. And
you're right. I did see that.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
They were all camping and this damn bear just runs
up on him and uh I think he runs into
that school, right, Yeah dude, Wow, Yeah, that's a mean aspect.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Okay, let's hunt those bears.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, I'm all four hunting those bears. But the bears
in Florida, they might kill at chihuahua every once in
a while, maybe a Yorkie, but they don't. There's not
a whole lot of record of them attacking people.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
No, people just want to kill a giant animal. And
then there's no reason to kill bear. We don't eat them.
We don't eat them, we don't use their pelts for anything.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Really like it?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
That that one I agree with. Yeah, I'm okay with giant,
dead grizzly bears. Sure, if they're a problem, go get them.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
You know right? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah, damn injured eleven No one died. That's crazy though,
you just man. But yeah, I don't want to be
in a cage with a tiger.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I always think like if it's like if I have
a sword, me and my friends getting this argument all
the time where you're like, it's you, you're in a field,
you have a sword, you got a tiger, a lion,
and a cheetah.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I think the only one I could take is the cheetah.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No, the cheata is the fastest one you can. You've
got no chance against the cheata.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
But cheetahs have never killed a human.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Yeah, they're actually giant pussies. They're more related to house
cats than she.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Is gonna in every scenario, the cheetah is going to
try to get away from you quicker than try to
attack you. All Right, So there you go. That'd be
a smart choice.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
But if you got a sword.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
You're going up against let's let's call it an aggressive
not you know, like medium sized grizzly or a tiger cheeta.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Okay, let's do Florida animals. Okay, you got a gator,
you got a you got.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
A Florida black bear, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
And then what we got we got panther panther Florida panthers.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
I ain't going against the panther.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, that'd be the meaning.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
For some reason.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
I know the gators and they actively do kill people,
But I feel like on land, I'm not afraid of gators.
We been You throw me in a giant tub with
a bottom that's about to fall out, where they're shaking
the thing the whole time.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yeah, I'm very afraid of gators. Get me out of
the thing. Never doing that again.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
We've been around them so much. It's like a gator land.
We see them there and we think, oh, they're all
you know they're But in the wild they gators are
more aggressive in the wild than they are at gatoring
gate Land.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
They're fat and full and happy.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Yeah, but in the wild they're still they mostly run
away from you.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I've had gaters at my house now, and if I
just make a noise, they swim away. My wife is convinced, though,
that they're just there to make a plan to eat
the dogs.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
That's what she thinks. The only reason I have.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
The gaters there, he's making a plan, because that's what Rodney,
the gator hunter told her that they do. Like they
they they'll swim, they'll swim, they'll floy and and they'll
wait for the day that the dog's not looking and
jump up on the dock and eat the dog. And boy,
that's all he had to say. Thanks a lot. Rodney
said that once, and I hear about it all the
time from Mary Owen. Not bad advice.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I know.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
He's just trying to remember that scene in Jurassic Park
of the guys there in the woods and he's looking
at the one velociraptor and then and then all of
a sudden, on the other side there's on there on
both sides of him.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
He's like, clever girl, and he dies. That's what I
think gators. That exactly that.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So, Okay, you got the sword, you got to you
got a big let's say, let's call.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Him a fifteen foot gator.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Okay, you got the biggest Florida black bear you can have, okay,
and then you've got the Florida panther.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Killing that gator. So you you I'm more agile than
a gator.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I can take a gator if it like, you can
flank a gator easier.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
The worst case in there is you trip, you fall,
gator bite your face, and I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Feel bad about it. I mean, I don't tell Savanna this.
I wouldn't feel bad about stabbing a gator because because.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's like I'm fighting a a dragon. Right, that's like
that's like a dragon.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
You know, how about a dinosaur or a dinosaur. Yeah,
dragon would breathe fire on you.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah, fire breathing gator. I'm not going awhere whileless.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
That's happened in twenty twenty five, I wouldn't be surprised
they started breathing fire. Yeah, there's been a lot of
craziness going on. UFOs are real according to the government. Now,
I mean, like you know who you know there is
a swamp epe, but like you know, they're all the
crazy stuff.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
With a sticking with reptiles though, just a stake of argument, right,
you got an alligator, fifty foot alligator.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Gotcha?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
You got one of those big pythons that are down
and they ever.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Oh, I hate snakes or just like a rattlesnake.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Rattlesnake is fast, rattlesnake is scary. Rattlesnake got venom. I
don't want to mess with a rattle snake.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Okay, Now you gator a python?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Then I think I could cut the head off the python.
They don't move that fast, at least I don't think
they do.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
It's weird.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Well, like we're talking about we're talking about these animals Florida,
and you know native to Florida as the most dangerous
animals in Florida, right, so you do as sert of it.
We haven't named the number one most dangerous native to
Florida animals, not counting the mosquito. That's the corny.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
That's good. That's good.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
That's the corny answer.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Okay, you go first. Now I'll go first. Okay, hold on,
let's see.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Uh, the most dangerous animal in the state of Florida
not a shark.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I was gonna say, if I include this one caveat,
then you'll give it away. But so by direct attack
or slash venom. The number one is the going to
be the bull shark. Number two is the Eastern diamondback rattlesnake.
Alligators come in third, and then the Eastern coral snake
around out the top four. There's no there like black
bear panthers. None of those make the list if uh uh.
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And then when you brought up this is why I
was looking up python's pythons comes in. It's the python,
the American crocodile, and then the black widow spider. Spider
are considered more threats in Florida than the bear of
the python or the bearer of the panther.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
I be damn Yeah how about that. Yeah, I didn't
even think about sharks.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
I wouldn't have either reach because you mentioning Burmese pythons,
because I'm under the impression that I think I could,
Like I always imagine if you could taken down by
Burmese python.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
You're just super lazy right now.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Yeah, you're just taking a nap.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
You fell asleep in the rocks.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, you fell asleep, you having your siesta. Yeah, you're
just laying there. Yeah, next thing you know is wrapped
around you. Yeah, that would be bad. All right, Well,
take a little break, more big dumb fun when we
come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the manxtras
in the morning. What on God's green earth did I
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believe a listener on the texting service about the.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Year that my daughter was more? Well, why did I
do that?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
They're never right?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Right?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Texting servatives never right?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Whoever this morning said rush it was a nineteen eighty one,
And I'm like, oh, less, thanks a lot less, And
so I text Brittany a happy birthday, Less, happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
You know, it's a thirty sixth birthday. Happy birthday. And
She's like, Dad, I was born in nineteen eighty eight. Oh,
I'm damn it. So this time I wrote it in
my phone. So remember the exact year.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
How old is your daughter?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
She is now? Thirty seven?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, thirty seven, born in nineteen eighty eight, eighty nine,
I know. I originally said that I know, and then
the then.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
The test was right, No, he said thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
No, no, he said she's thirty seven, but he said
she was born in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Well yeah, but I doubled down and tried to pretend
like I remember the date anyway.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Happy birthday, Brittany, I love you. It's her birthday today, So.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
He says he knows it because it's the same as
his daughter's birthday.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well he's wrong. She was born in nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
So wait, so what so he said he was born
in eighty nine. Yeah she was wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah, Brittany was born in nineteen eighty eight. She just
confirmed that with me.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
There you go, what a great dad?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Hey would this make you?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
And there's only you know, there's like always arguments about
this now about what makes you go to the movie
theater and why it's even important to go to the
movie theater, Like I don't even know why it's important
to go to the movie theater anymore.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
But because I have amc stock and it's still one
day going to go to the moon.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, but it is more enjoyable to watch it at
home for me, just for me, Like why do I
want to go watch it with a bunch of people
are making noise and chomping and whether they're laughing or not,
Like I don't care what.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
The I'll experience the same reason why you go to concerts,
The same reason you go to comedy shows. It's it's
the same thing. It's about community.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
I don't think so, but anyway, it literally is I
don't if I go to the movie theater. I try
to go when there's nobody else in the theater. I
don't want anyone else to be there. But they're bringing
these classic Christmas movie back to the theaters this year,
and I'm curious if it would with any one of
you guys, and if you want to experience the you
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look you're talking about Angel, the communal experience, would you
want to do this for any of.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
These Christmas movies?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
I mean, with the list the.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Okay number one, it says here it's coming to AMC
and Regal uh Cinemas Christmas Vacation, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
is coming back in the movie.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
I'm fifty to fifty on that one, because it's not like,
as far as you know, let's say, a beautiful looking
movie blah blah blah wouldn't necessarily be the reason why
I go. But let's say they have a midnight showing
and you go in there with a bunch of friends
who have the same common sense or you know, common
sense or the sense of humor about the movie.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
You would go, that could be fun. How about The Grinch?
How the Grinch Stole Christmas? The one with Jim Carrey.
That maybe because I never saw that one.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Twenty fifth anniversary of that, It's going to be at
Regal cinemas.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
That could be cool.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Elf is going to be back in the movie theaters
this year.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
It's gonna be see that because it could be like
almost like a Rocky horror picture show.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
People know that movie show.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Well, it's gonna be at AMC theaters. There you go,
Ryan Cinemak and Regal Cinemas. The Polar Bear Express is
coming back to AMC and Regal cinemas.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I never liked that one. One never landed with me anyway.
My kid loves that one. She thinks it's the coolest
thing ever.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I call Valley, I call it the Polar Bears, the Polar.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Tom Hanks, every character.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Okay, I love this movie. I would not go see
it in the movie theaters. I like watching it at home,
but I love Actually, it's gonna be back, but.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
That's not a yeah. That's again. That's because it's it's
a rom com. So it's if it's watching that at home.
That's not one that like for me. When I say
is it worthy of going to the movie experience, because
you also want to experience that and see that on
the big giant screen.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
That's just like a sitcom. All right, Bill Murray and Scrooged.
It's gonna be back at the Regal cinema. Potentially.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Maybe really you would, Yeah, depending on who I ot
to go with me.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Okay, I don't consider this a Christmas movie, but Grimlins.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Because it happens at Christmas, A crispy.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
A Christmas story.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
My god, there's no way I would go to the
movie theaters there the Christmas It's one that is on
all day Christmas Day, constantly, constantly with the kid don't
shoot you.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, Yeah, there's no reason.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I don't even like that movie that much.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Okay, I love this movie every year. I watch it
every This is my tradition. I hope NBC never stops
playing it on Christmas Eve. It's a wonderful life. I
absolutely love that.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
But I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
The movie that.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
The Yeah, and then Doctor Seuss's The Grinch, which is
the one that's animated, it's gonna be that. It's gonna
be a cinemak amc theaters in Regal Cinema.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I would go to that one at the what is
cinemak the movie theater that had that. We did that
one time where we had all the reclining chairs and everything.
I like that now I might do that one there,
bring a blanket.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
All these to me feel like you sit at home,
you make your own popcorn. You you know, your wife
goes get you a drink, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Everything that you just described you can do in a
movie theater you got. They got the drinks there, they
got the popcorn there. You can bring a blanket.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
And if you go to seventy five eighty five dollars again, and.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
You got contributing to the economy, you're helping. You're being
a good cog in the system. I don't have that.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I don't have that love for going to the theater anymore.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
And they made it too easy to sit, you know,
And I got a big system at the house.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Like for example, I like, I'm hell bent. I'm trying
to make sure I get to the movie theaters to
see Sizu wrote to Revenge because I want to experience
that particular movie. It's a huge, gigantic action movie, loud,
bombastic and everything. I want to experience that in the
movie theater before it comes out on streaming.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I get that. I do get that. There are certain
movies like.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
If a Batman movie comes back, I'm like, I gotta
go see in the theater, Like when I saw Superman
in the movie theater.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
How about this, if there's you got a chance to
see the series The Penguin in a movie theater, which
I would. I'm straight up, I'm telling you that I would.
It was such a good I would love to have
seen that. In the movie.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Batman returns to Christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
It happens during Christmas.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I don't consider it a Christmas movie when it's when
a movie happens during Christmas, it's not about you know,
the Baby Jesus, is not about the Santa Claus. It's
not about it's just there. It's just in the scene.
You know, they're just like Diehard. It's in the scene.
But it's not as Christmas. It's not about Christmas.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
I think picking Christmas is a specific time. Is is
a very specific choice.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, so I.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Would say it makes it a Christmas movie because I
watched Batman Returns.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
I was like, oh, this is a Christmas movie. I
didn't even realize.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
So you consider that a Christmas movie.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
It's got Christmas trees in it, it's got snow, and
it all revolves around penguins being in the snow as
part of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
So yeah, it's a Danny DeVito Michelle Fiffer movie. That's
what that is.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
It's a Christmas movie. But Diehard, I'll let people argue
about that one. But Batman Returns Christmas movie.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
There's not really any movie that you could re release
that I'd get me into the theater unless it's a
communal experience.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Like The Room, Rocky horror pictures, things like that.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
I like doing that because for me, going to the
movies isn't a communal experience. Actually, the other people being
there it ruins it for me. I agree either on
their phone or they're talking, or.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I don't want to be there where there's a bunch
of people around me talking or chewing on stuff.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
I want to be able to pause.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
But I love like I do.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
You guys are describing are the things that happened the
last time I saw you at a comedy comedy.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Club, and the comedy club is a communal experience.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But you're saying those things
that you're complaining about would be the same things that
take you out of a movie theater. Then why doesn't
it take you out of the comedy Because.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Why because I'm paying attention to the movie and I
want to hear what's going on, and I really care
about the comic. I can hear the comic, and everyone
laughing adds to the OMBI act.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
That's the fun part of it. I don't want to
see what.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Happens sad laughing, But that's what happens at the movie theater.
You find all the funny moments and everybody's laughing together.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, like some morons laughing and something that's not funny.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, or the wait, hold on a second, are you
gonna tell me that there's never you've never been to
a comedy club and there's the one awkward person there
that's laughing at the weird thing.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I'm not taking a shot at Ryan Holmes right now.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
I've been nice to you today.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
That is low hanging fruit angel and not taking a
shot at people around you.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Guys like say that these things happen only at movie theaters,
but they happen at all communal experiences.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
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(40:06):
Ryan or Angel will help you out. So you have
two chances to get it right. But don't do your
send your Google. We don't want that.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Uh. And if you do get it right, Well, my goodness.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
You get the prize and the prize pinata, and then
we get to chat with you a little bit and
talk to you, and you get to plug and promote
whatever you want your business, your favorite band, your favorite whatever,
whatever you want to plug and promote and talk about.
You can, uh, but that's got to be a part
of it. To get your prize, you got to participate,
so be ready to play along. Here's the phone number
four oh seven nine one six one oh four one.
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