December 17, 2025 • 38 mins
WEDNESDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness asks you the fans and listeners to do us The Monsters a favor. Amber Nova Truth Seeker - The truth about Christmas. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah. This Friday, it's our annual fundraising event to try
to raise as much money as possible for the Coalition
for the Homeless. They kind of they kind of count
on us to do that, and we're gonna do our
best raise as much money as possible for the Coalition
for the Homeless on Friday. We got some great talent
scheduled and lined up to help us out, So make
(00:42):
sure you join us on Friday. We've got one more
live show tomorrow, and it's our last couple of shows
here till the end of the year. We're taking a
well deserved vacation until the first of January. I think
January third or something is when we're coming back. Welcome back,
I'm us fifth, is it, Jimmy fine, that's good, all right,
Welcome back. I'm Ross Roland. Along with Angel and along
(01:04):
with Kylie Blakeley have been here today. She's gonna be
with us today at the the at the Cure Bowl
and now it's time for the King of Denmark, Ran
Holmes makers daily proclamation.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's almost hurt ten guys.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You guys know that.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Did you forget you have to do your segment?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
No, I just realized it was ted flu, I've been
having fun this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I'm flies when you're doing like that, well, boom boom
gets you. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Stop the gig on the day, Nash night Shine, let's
all away, bar we.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Ge, Nuts, King and Denmark brought to you buy that
mortgage guy.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Done from that mortgage guy down dot com more than later,
audience members, YouTubers, podcasts, listeners, Facebook enjoyers, Instagram followers, tiktokl tickers, tickers,
(02:14):
careful gearheads, Amber Nova's gearheads, y'all need to do something
for us on them, for the monsters. Okay, we've brought
you now thirty one years of entertainment. There have been
massive moments, national news making moments that this is that
this show has done. Celebrities come in here all the time.
(02:37):
We're making you laugh. We have generational listeners, second and
third generation listeners, and we.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
All wake up at ungodly times.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah no, we don't have to do it for you.
Some of us do. Some of us walk in.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
At seven.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Earlier than sure you are. Yeah, yeah, okay, anyways, let's
not lose focus.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I'm not gonna let Amber take focus away this time.
But we the Monsters have been providing Central Florida and
sometimes Shreesport, Louisiana, and sometimes various places in Georgia and
South Florida over the last thirty one years.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And it is time for us to go national. It
is time because.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Angel made me very upset yesterday because an idea that
Angel Rivera had is happening to people in this company
and it should be us. This isn't me be a
jealous hater. This is me being honest. I think we
bring a good product out. So notification goes out yesterday
that Netflix and iHeartRadio iHeartMedia have come together in a
(03:39):
partnership and they're now putting iHeartRadio programs onto Netflix, like
The Breakfast Club is moving to Netflix.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Everybody and I say.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I hands down, will say our show is better than
the Breakfast Club. I'm saying that, Look, they got their audience,
they got a thing. But what we do here on
a daily basis five hours a day, we're better than
the view We're better than most ninety nine percent of
shows out there, maybe one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Podcast Angel I have talked about this, and since you
run the YouTube channel, we've kind of think it's your fault.
Ryan I mean you you're the age. The production is
not as good as what you know the other guys
are doing.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's a true a production team.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah that's not true. Our production is fine.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
But I've been saying this to to anyone who would
listen to me for the better part of a couple
of years.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Hey that you should platform us. Hey you should platform I.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Need I need y'all our listeners, all of y'all across
the board.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
All there's a million, y'all million, I speak for a living.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Right, Netflix, say you're going to cancel your subscription unless
they put them monsters on there. Okay, I think I
think it's time. I think it's toime we take this
to the next level. I know we're local celebrities. I
know we're local heroes. It's moving national. Let's move it national, Russ.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
We'll do it live. We'll do it live. And that's
the thing. Like the Breakfast Club, I've seen them behind
the scenes.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
They got like twenty five people that work for that show.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
We got nothing. We're now that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'm now that big.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
iHeartMedia was here on Sunday and I saw we got
the money and now we got Netflix deals and they
got trailers on standby.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I want I want it all, baby, I want it all.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm not wrong. We've had we've had big iHeart bosses
come in and tell us that we're not wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
It's interesting like that day that we had that meeting,
this deal was done. This deal was already in the
works because when I said it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I feel they heard your idea and they were like.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That never thought of that.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I was like, Okay, no, I bet it wasn't it
these deals with Netflix Fast.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
No, they do.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
But the conversations were absolutely happening that month. Meeting was
just a few weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I think they stole your idea. Angel I think they
stole your idea. And of course they went with the
big shows. They probably like, hey, Ryan, Seacresh, what are
you up to?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I don't so when we're talking about this, when we
have these conversations, I don't view the Breakfast Club or
Seacrest or anything as competition in the sense of what
we do. We do something different and put us and
platform us, put us there and watch what happens.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yes, you know it's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I just want to get put me in, Coach, I'm
ready to play.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Give your boy a shot. That's all I'm saying. Ambry
you in.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I'm in.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Uncle Russ is gonna get his wrestling TV Netflix show
you always wanted.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Okay, it's like I'm having like a whole just like
a whole different shows happening. You have like a Snapchat
filter in your brain and it filters everything in a
pretty way for you.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
It would be the whole radio station. Remember why he
wanted me to.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Get to wrestle Haley Jay the first place, because he
kind of wanted to show this is an end. This
is a different end though, with iHeart, with the radio
station and then the wrestling, we all finally get there.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
People like Ken, the driver's texting right now, says I
forced my passengers to listen every day until we get there,
And like, if you're an if you're an uber driver,
if you're a bus driver, if you're somebody transport people
flip on them.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Monster, please force more people to listen.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, waterboard people with them monsters.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Okay, I mean between that and our aggressive fundraising, Yeah,
I just.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Think like like sometimes I don't know, maybe it's the
end of the year.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Maybe I know ratings don't matter, so are going on
a rant? I don't know, but I just feel like
we are here every day in the trenches putting out
a great program five hours a day. Netflix should should
is looking for it. We could do it live. We
could do a live show on Netflix. I've seen them
do it Dominance.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Right.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Who says that we won't?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
They just they just signed that the ink isn't even
wet on the paper yet.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Who says we can't do this?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We have the partnership that's not saying.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Isn't even.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, doesn't even wet the paper yet.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
That means nothing's printed yet.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
It's just a blank piece of paper Amber, much like
your brain.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's blank even wet on the paper yet.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
That's right, And then you get.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Sadly, I didn't question it. That's That's what I'm mad about.
I know what she was saying.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
We all know what she's saying, but.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
We know where she's trying to get to. But that
was just, uh, yeah, that was blurring.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Ah yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Ambers like lyrics to a song, they like they make
sense until you really think about it.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
You know it's possible, and you know what else was possible?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
That Vegas trip that we're talking about with the monsters.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Well, okay, look, I just want listeners to know right now,
write in campaign, do it to Netflix, and then you
guys get to all say, hey, I knew them monsters
when they were just like Central Florida heroes.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, they're my friends. I get some of something more
more than more people that I'm comfortable with half my
phone number, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
And you're like, hey, that's my friend the strangers.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It shows what's the optics on him? Keep calling himself
a hero? Does that look good?
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Is that a good look?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Is people call me?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You say people?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
People, people, people, something that makes me uncomfortable?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Like if I go to a firehouse sub.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
They offer me a free sub and I'm like, you're
a hero, right yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm like, save it for the firefighters. Guy, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Uh they're going to come after you?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What the firefighters?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah? Stealing their free subs?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
They but I'm not, That's what I'm saying. I'm like, hey, no,
I don't use my hero powers for bad. That would
make me a villain.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
People are saying. The movie The Breakfast Club has been
on Netflix for a long time.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Now, No, not the movie the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Most people don't know that. They don't know who that
is though, like our audience doesn't know who they are.
That's an urban. Well it's an urban U the Urban show.
Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Fine Urban will be the we'll be the.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
White version with a white records club.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Yeah, we'll be the Cracker Barrel Cracker Barrel Club in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I like the monsters.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Well we'll get well, we'll we'll do it all right,
fun you guys.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I was hoping you guys would be with me a
little more more right.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm with you. But I agree with what Amber says
now that now that now that we can see it's possible,
then the door will be more open for us, more
than likely because we do have a product that they
all know about. So yeah, I mean, this show.
Speaker 9 (10:45):
Has been going on forever correct, how many shows do
you guys know that? It'll been going on thirty plus years.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Exactly, And you just gotta keep and now we apply pressure.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Now we apply pressure.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yeah, So I look, I just can't wait to be
a big time Netflix star. Just get get on it,
Netflix and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It'll be the new Matt rife. I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Look I got, I got it.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Seems like he's having fun all right, you know, like
I know what it's like to be broke. I would
like to stop, please, that'd be great. There's another point
I wanted to hit and I.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Forgot a hero.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
More about me being a hero later.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Be your bus bus, thank you, yeah, bus, karaoke.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Thank you bus. That was where I was getting to.
So a lot of people have my phone number. You
get to say you know that monsters. You also could
say amber that. Like one time I rode on a
bus to winter Haven with national hero Ryan Holmes from
Netflix and we went and saw a wrestling show. It
was crazy. We did karaoke on this bus. We're basically
best friends. Get your tickets. I don't know if they're
(11:55):
sold out yet because unfortunately the don't give us the
update till the next morning.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Could be technically sold out.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I have no idea, but go to real Radio dot
FM slash Ryan to get on the r h MP bt.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
W H oh gosh letters.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
No not sing letters, the Ryan Holmes monster party bus
to winter Haven.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
The r h MP B t w H.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
And get on it because the people on the bus.
Are gonna have some fun, have some fun, have some fun.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
The people won't get too drunk, too drunk, because they
shut up drunk.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Stop telling people how to get drunk.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Don't get just dry, doesn't mean everybody else get.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You one like nap. And by the time I wrestle, h.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Then huh, angel is gonna be spinning tunes. They're not
gonna nap during the Angels gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
I'm freaking fifty drunk ass people to your wrestling show,
and they're gonna be wild. They gonna be rowdy, and
they're gonna be with national future national celebrity hero Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And I've been told they're gonna be prizes and stuff
for people who bring signs, you.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Know, like you know, don't use the term revved up
instead of rowdy. Next, the back stabbing little.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Her.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I thought her thing was rowdy.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Rowdy people with me. No, you're bringing revved up people
with you.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
She doesn't want rowdy because words, that's piper.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
You're the R word.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Lady.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Why don't you just pipe down? Let him do his thing.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I see what he did.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, gone to try to teal my segment.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Uh, you know, what is a steal?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
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guy down dot com.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
If you're looking to get at home in Central Florida,
because maybe my house would be for sale soon because
I'm a big Netflix star, go to that mortgage guy
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Check out a show on Saturday from not ten thirty
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Speaker 2 (13:57):
And so it shall be.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
What conspiracy will the Truth Seeker look into when we
come back? I don't know, but we got ambered nova
the Truth Seeker when we return, don't go anywhere. You're
listening to the Match of the morning. Hey, thank you
(14:27):
to Keith and Kelly from Bill Tona. They dropped off
a gift point of it was very nice. It's a
kiss snow globe. That's badass. I appreciate it. That's very
sweet of you. You did not have to do that,
but thank you. Thank you. There he says, say thank
you for all the enjoyment and fun and laughs. We
give them. Thanks so nice.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Now he's come out to my comedy shows, and this
is this very nice, nice couple. I know kiss got
into snow Globe game, but I should imagine they.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Got something that never did kisses in every game there is.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, they got condoms, they got caskets.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
They'll get you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
They'll get you coming and going. Whoa, that's an old
Gene Simmons joke. Anyway. Uh well, if you've got a dirty.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Mind, yeah, well done.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Anything wrong with Yeah, if you got a dirty mind,
it is welcome back. I'm Ross Wrongs along with Kylie
blakey uh angel, and now it's time for you said
you want to change the name you don't like the
name of the.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
I'm taken suggestions, guys, you know, feel free to hit
us up on the chat or wherever.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
I like.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
You know, the truth?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
What's wrong with truth?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Seekert wrestles with reality? Truth secret?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We have options with realities? Makes sound like you're crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
It sounds like.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
She's taking the myth of our reality and putting it
in a headlog and be like this is the way
it really is.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yes, Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Right, stuff, that's pretty cool. Like it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It's from Destroyer, It's from the Destroyer album and the
snow Glow. Yeah, very cool. Okay, So well, you want
Amber wrestles with reality or.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Something, and maybe it's the truth seekers if you guys
want to call yourself something else.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I don't think.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Conspiracy is good because people always judge conspiracy or look
down on it.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Conspiracy. You're a truth seeker, that is true. That's easy.
I think that's over complicating.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
What happened drives to crazy town? Well, buckle up.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Because we're going there right now.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
It's the holiday season, guys, and I got five major
points to get to my big point five.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
That's a long way to go, completely unrelated, but happy
fourth Day of Honk everybody.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
You know.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I know what you did there.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
So my biggest question is is Christmas the greatest syop ever?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Hold?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
What's the He's the guy.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
From the longest, the longest, longest running psychological operation and
modern history Christmas. Right, you're not thinking deep enough. Let's
start with number one. Santa. Yeah, the original influencer.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Not ancient, not biblical, not folklore. Santa was perfected by
Coca Cola in nineteen thirties to sell soda in winter,
or cocaine and soda.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
That's true.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
We all have heard the stories of what was really
in coca cola.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well it was, Yeah, it was cocaine.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
It's so sure.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
He's an amazing belly white beard branded generosity, childhood magic
wrapped around a logo. So he's like the biggest symbol
of Christmas. But he's technically just an ad for you
to waste your money.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Well, not waste your money. You share your your you're
you know, you're sharing presents with people.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
Your presence should be your actual presence right where they
get present from they stole it from presents. So this
is that was number one. Let's go number two. Okay,
this is the most surreal.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
One, Like this is it? This is the North Pole?
Isn't real? Whoa or is it? It gets spicy here?
It is?
Speaker 7 (18:09):
So the North Pole is unreachable, mysterious, frozen, no civilians allowed, right.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Right, right, right.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Oh, it's supposed to be a toy workshop, but it's
a classified government installation where they don't want anyone to
beat hidden bases. You know, they got the bluebeam, the
radar systems, all the projects, so it's more like a
Instead of saying do not enter, they just go Magic
lives here. Nobody questions it when really Polaris the north
star is directly above the north Pole.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
What is Polaris?
Speaker 7 (18:39):
People believe it is the gateway to heaven in biblical versus.
They think that heaven is where Polaris is, and that's
why they don't want any humans going there. All right,
let's go with three off on a shelf.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
But here's the thing too that people don't know. The
North Pole moves. It moves around theer.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
No, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
The North Pole Polarist stays still while the stars circle
around it.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
No, the actual magnetic.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
You're confusednet moving around from Polaris.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
That is one point and the stars circle around it,
which is why people think that's the gateway to heaven.
Regardless of your religious beliefs.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
You can do that on your own time.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Number three elf on the shelf, Training the next generation.
We talked about this recently. A tiny cute stuffed animal
being placed in your home, watching, judging, reporting your behavior.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
He sees you when you're.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Sleeping, he knows when you're awake, and parents voluntarily install
him everywhere surveillance, surveillance, surveillance, surveillance, So they make it cute,
but by they are conditioning kids to make it normal
being watched. So let's have everyone get used to being
watched and have cameras every That's.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
True, This degeneration behind behind millennials. Yeah, they're they're okay
with surveillance and they attract everywhere.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
By the time the kid is eight, nine, ten years old,
he's figured out that it's a scam, and so they're
not they're not down with It's not like you start
at six, seven, eight years old and by the time
you come become thirteen, you still believe that it's a
monitoring you.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
They figure it out just I don't believe the birds
are That.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Is why this is all huge Christmas.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
They want you to just be distracted the normalized thing
anti Christmas.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
No, no, but I can't question.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Number four, Number four, number five are kind of they're
going to blend. But let's go a four back to
number one, which was Santa or Satan accident or wordplay?
What Santa and Satan the same exact letters but rearranged.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh okay, they did a whole movie on it. It was
pretty fun.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Yeah, so Santa one reward materialism, the other one distracts
from spirituality.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
True, they replaced.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
The focus of the season with gifts and consumption and obedience.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
If you're good, you get a gift. If you're get the.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Coincidence or symbolism Satan or Santa. What are they really
doing there?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Some megachurch stuff there And my.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Last one, number five, the twelve days of Christmas sacred
or sanitized?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
What do I mean?
Speaker 7 (21:25):
It was originally tied to a religious meaning, Christian symbolism
during times of persecution. Now it's turned into partureses and
gold rings and all this presence in Christ right. What
they're doing is they're trying to strip the meaning behind
it and separate you from.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Your spirituality signs of bits. I don't know, it's Christmas fake.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I thought that Christmas just edited strip the meaning.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
It was a cowboy routine.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
My point is little branding there, what little cameras and
being watched all the time here distraction wrapped and glitters.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
So Christmas is all just so.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Eventually, in twenty twenty five, when they invent cameras state
to surveil.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
You, it was a little bit more than that. They
want to suffer a little bit with.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You, okay, because let me let me go down to
crazy town with you.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yesterday, I'm watching the news. I'm watching mar Lisa because
it turns on the four oh seven because it's programmed
to do that, because I keep waiting for us to
say my full name on TV.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
And I'm watching it.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
And then mar Lisa was talking to Norrad like like
a like an army officer Norrad.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
And because they tracked Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
They tracked Santa Claus going around the world, and like,
and where.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Is Santa go that you're not allowed to go.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Women's restrooms? I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
I don't know whether there was the government, there's a
government employee, a soldier like a lieutenant has to do,
has to track Santa. You can go to Norrad track
Santa dot org or whatever it is. And so is
involved for whatever reason. And they had a lot of
answers on how Santa's magic work.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Is he tracking the real Santa.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Or are they tracking Satan.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
I'm just saying, even the most magical and beautiful traditions
deserve a deeper second look as to why it's changed,
Why is it separating you from spirituality or Christian beliefs.
Where it actually that's where the Christmas tree came from.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
And they haven't even put.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Up a Christmas tree over two years due to the
war and Bethleham and they just did this year for
the first time in two years.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Didn't come from anything religious? How Christmas tree was all
this pagan stuff?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Well then why in Bethlehem did they put the Christmas
tree up to celebrate Jesus And they haven't done that
in two years due to the war and Gozen they
just did this year.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I war.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I don't know the answer all that, but I don't
christ comes.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
From a different type of thing that they've idolized it
as what type of thing they've commercialized, my word is
what they have commercialized it today.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
How old were you when you figured out how Christmas
really went?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Thirty two?
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Yet I'm not even in my thirties.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Ryan, That's fine, JK.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
I'm just saying, maybe you guys should look at Christmas
a different way.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
Angels over there having an aneurysm, I will say, I
am all for the surveillance thing for kids. I have
picked up the phone. You can call Santa Claus and
told kids that I've been watching, and maybe that's why
my friends don't let me around their kids anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I'm gonna call Santa on you.
Speaker 9 (24:31):
I'm gonna call Santa right now and tell me you're
being bad obedience.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Don't ask questions. You're gonna always be watched.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
Calling Chase from Paw Patrol and he's gonna come get you.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
There's there's things behind the Christmas spirit, but who knows.
Maybe not, Maybe Santa is just a big old jolly
guy who's distracting you from the real reason tis the season.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Jesus is the reason. Amen to that.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
Merry Christmas, all of you, a merry crisis to everybody you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Brought, you brought up the twelve days of Christmas. A
little play little game here this year. You know we
do this every year, and it tells you how much
all of this would cost. What do you think this year?
Nobody a partridge and a pear tree would cost you?
What do you think it is?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
That's good, it's the closest call it two hundred bucks?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Two hundred bucks. What do you think higher? What do
you think Angel?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah, I'm going five to fifty lower.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What do you think Amber? What is it quicker, Kylie?
What do you think lower?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
I need more details?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
A partridge in a paar tree?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
What it cost? Is a bird?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No, it's it's it's forty four.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Here's a bird for you.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Four hundred and twenty dollars. Two turtle doves? What do
you What do that costs you? Right?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Whultry prices are out of control this year, so that's
but I think you're more paying for the para tree
in the first example. So I'm gonna go to fifty
two fifty higher?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
What do you think, Angel?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Three?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Twenty five?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Higher than that? What do you think, Amber?
Speaker 7 (25:57):
I think we all know the number is one Magic
numbers thirty three.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
It's higher. Oh my god, Kylie Blake, what do you
think two turtle doves?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Gosh you well, if you have two turtle doves, isn't
one turtle dove in the hand worth two in the bush?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
So seventy five bucks?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No, it's a higher than a hand in a bush
one time? Seven hundred and fifty dollars three French hens.
What a three French hens? Gost you Ryan?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Three French hens? Let's call it four hundred euros.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Less than that? What do you think, Angel, let's go cheap. Yeah,
three fifty three fifty three forty six. You're right on
the money. There you go. How about see four calling birds?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
What are they calling me?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I hope it's not the end.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't know why four. I don't know. I have
no idea why four calling birds would cost as much.
It makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Because that you teach them to call, it means a
trained bird.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Well three French hens or three hundred and forty six dollars.
I don't know why four calling birds are six hundred.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Bucks four because they can call you?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, you got four? You got more?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Five golden ringst.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
It is so? How much you think five golden rings?
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Ten k?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Not that much because you gotta remember ring is small?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Ring?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
What do you think? Angel fifteen? Oh you're a little low,
a little bit higher than that? What do you think a.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Lower?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Kylie blakely two K sixteen hundred dollars for the five
golden rings? Six geese a laying Now remember they're laying, so.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Who are they laying? Very illgal?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Six geys of lay? What do you think they cast
you this year?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Geese?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I don't know geese. Geese, they're big bird, but they're
kind of rare. Let's go twelve hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
It's less than that angel.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
It's less than twelve hundred nine fifty nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
You're pretty close. Seven swans a swimming.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Well, do you okay? We'll free it depends like it
gives them to you.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Depends where you go protected like if you go to England,
all the Queen of England or the King of England
now owns all the swan.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Right, So, but are we talking you.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Swans are priceless. Yeah, these are American swans.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Okay, American swans. Let's go three k.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Three thousand more than that angel?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
If it's forty five hundred, forty five hundred, Oh no,
I read that roll on them.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
What did you say, three K three k oh?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
No, it's more than three k oh Yeah? And what
did you say four thousand, five hundred more than four thousand?
What do you think?
Speaker 7 (28:30):
That's exactly what I was talking about in my segment,
the commercialism, the money.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
You see what I'm saying days of Christmas.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
So I can get through all this, can you please
give me an answer? Four thousand, four higher than four thousand.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
What do you only said forty five hundred?
Speaker 9 (28:42):
I literally just said they're free. You could pick them
up atlak yola all day long.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
You're all right? Thirteen thousand dollars? It's thirteen thousand dollars.
Eight maids a milkn How much can you get?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
The massage place you go to, how is that sexty bucks?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It says eight of Milton are just fifty eight dollars.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
Yeah, women doing labor is fifty eight dollars.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Do you see what's going?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Nine ladies dancing? Okay, expense now exactly dollar bills?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
What do you think nine ladies dancing would cast you
in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Dude, I haven't been out of the Champagneroom.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I've club in forever, so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Take a guess.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
All right, right, let's go ten ladies dancing? It is
about a thousand bucks for each of them, nine thousand.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
You know what I'm gonna give it to you is
eight thousand, eight hundred and fifty six dollars. This is
the most expensive of everything. How much are ten lords
of leaping? Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Because their lord like that?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
You say you're paying exponential prices, money nobility.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
So what do you think, oh man, let's call it
twenty five k.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Twenty five thousand, No, it's less than that. What do
you think Angel seventeen fifty Ooh, you're so close. I'm
gonna hear it to me. Yeah, sixteen thousand, an, eight
hundred and thirty six dollars, eleven pipers.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Well, how much?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Where's to? How much is she being paid to beat him?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Ornovo?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I'm gonna pass on.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Three thousand and seven, three thousand, seven hundred and seventy
nine dollars. And then the twelve drummers drumming. What do
you think they cost?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Oh man, drummers drum cheap? Right, let's call it high
school band? Three thousand, three thousand.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, it's actually four thousand, one hundred and six dollars.
So that's what everything costs this year. We're gonna take
a little break and we come back. We're gonna play
your hot takes in your messages. You're listening to the
Match of the Morning.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Looking Ahead on Real Radio with the team from TK
LAW on the Jim Combert Show. Today, Today's Wednesday, and
that's when they do Animal House.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
At four o'clock.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Check it out plus Jim Colbert Show Trivia five forty five.
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Visit one firm for life.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Several people texting in this morning. You can text us
at seven seven zero three to one and they're let
me know that. I guess they just made an announcement.
If you're a Miami Dolphins fan, Uh, the Dolphins have
decided to bench Tua and put their rookie in and rust.
What are your thoughts? Angel, tell me if this makes
sense to you, these are my thought process. He's a
two hundred and fifty million dollars quarterback. The rest of
(31:28):
the season doesn't really count because you're not going to
the playoffs. Yeah, let's don't get him hurt because he's
a he's got a you know, propensity to get hurt.
Let's put in the young guy. The young guy gets
some some reps. Let's let him see what it feels
like to run the team, and then over the summer,
hopefully Tua can get better and be better next year.
But let's don't let's don't get him hurt. Does that
make sense?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
I mean That's definitely one argument to look at it
in that regard, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Because we got to pay him two hundred fifty million
dollars on that.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
I wonder what's how much of that was guarantee or
if that whole number is guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I think there was a portion that was guaranteed. I
don't remember what it was, but there's but like, why
play him now because he is a little quarterback that
can get hurt. So you don't want to hurt your
twenty fifty million dollar guy. Put the new guy, the
new kid in. Let him, you know, feel seems what
it feels like to be a quarterback.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Reports that that that decision has been made.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I've gotten a bunch of reports that says that, yeah,
rust offin know that's they were.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
They were talking about it, and uh and Mike our coach,
UH what's the name micro whatever had made that announcement
that anything was possible. So it's yeah, you talk about
a situation where, Okay, you were guys, you guys were
on a four game winning streak. You lose this game
to UH Pittsburgh's, you were eliminated from the playoffs, So again,
(32:44):
you want to protect your investment I can understand that.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
That's what I'm thinking. People are saying that he's probably
never gonna play with the Dolphins again, so I don't know.
We'll see anyway. That's the That was the breaking news.
Do we have any hot takes or messages?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Ryan, we do.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go the iHeartRadio app used to talk about function.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
You'll hear yourself.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
After this little song, it's time for Hota.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Boom. First, hot take, Hot tak.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
What's up, monsters?
Speaker 6 (33:10):
You got two real quick jukes for a maneuver as
we close out this last.
Speaker 9 (33:13):
Week of broadcasting for you guys paying attention ever, all right,
I know how proud of you are the smoking hot body.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
How do you have a smoking hot body?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Well, eighty five ninety years old cremation.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
There you go. I can't play a second joke because
not safe for on air.
Speaker 10 (33:31):
Hont take, oh Man, Santa versus Satan is the Superman theory.
You never see him in the same place at the
same time. One rule wears red and black, the other
wears red, black and white. Both have indentured servants demons
versus elves, and neither one of them get burned by fire.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Oh yeah, I guess he won because it goes down
the chimney wood ed.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
He's got my back, No symplumpus, hot take.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Guys, I have a legitimate question here is mro okay?
Did she just stroke.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Out discussing Christmas?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Cause?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I think I think I think she broke herself. I mean,
is she Is she all right?
Speaker 7 (34:16):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Does she need the art tap? That's our mind works, sir,
don't worry.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Just wind me up a toy. I'll go right back,
Hot Egg.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
The game wrestling with reality doesn't make her sound crazy
when she opens her mouth.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Just saying go viper.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Oh, it's a way to get her, sir, go biper
dare you there?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
You go? Hot Egg?
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Wow, this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I just did the math.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I've been listening since January.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
Of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (34:49):
The first show I listened to was when Dafoe got arrested.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
No.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
Twenty seven years man, I'm only forty nine years old.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Time.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I've been listening to you for more than half of
my life.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Good on you, sir.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Well God bless you, sir. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Let's see hot Good morning monsters.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Zact here from Raleigh and see.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
I just want to wish y'all of merry Christmas in
case I don't get another one out, because you know
how picky Ryan gets on these things. But hey, Amber, Nova,
what do you call someone who farts in silence?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
A private to do?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I love you, Amber, don't let them get you down?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
What good?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Let's see hot tache?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Hey Amber?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
What kind of photos to elves take? Elthies? You there
you go? Uh, let's see hot.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Take morning monsters it rus.
Speaker 8 (35:51):
I think you said you like rooting for teams that
your friends are fans of. Yeah, and you also like
rooting for Florid teams as well. Yes, well on behalf
a lot of Miami Hurricane fans listen to the show.
Can you please root for Texas A and M this
weekend so US Hurricane fans have a chance to win
the game on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I don't believe I'm cursed anymore.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I think that's all done.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, we had, there's some events, and then I don't
think the curse is there. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
We stopped it because it was hurting this feelings hot tag.
Good morning, everybody ready the driver?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Can we stop saying guaranteed humor.
Speaker 10 (36:25):
When Miss Nova is on the progress.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
That's out of this world please.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Hot.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
So, I don't know what to talk about. I just
want to hear myself on the radio.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
But does anyone else have to take stool softener every
day anyway?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Charles? Good question.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Oh, I can recommend you a healthy herbal tea instead
of taking like medication like that is probably.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
On good for you.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
It's a it's a smooth move. It's a natural axative tea.
They sell it publics. It's probably gonna help you out, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I don't think you actually wanted it, but thank you.
That was very nice.
Speaker 10 (37:00):
Last dad joke time, Hey Amber, what did one transperson
say to the other transgender person?
Speaker 7 (37:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Hey, are you from Transylvania? Welcome?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Thank you, buddy breach. Hey, we'll be at the Cure
Bowl today and we'll be at the the tailgate party.
If you want to join us, just get tickets in
the pinky section of the Zoni section the end zone.
First two, what of people are gonna get? You're gonna
get hats like we have on like Kylie and I
have on, and you're also gonna be getting get Uncle
Jack's sauces barbecue and that'll be today from three to five,
(37:36):
So come join Angel and Ryan and Kylie and myself.
I'll be the cur ball Amber. What you got.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
If you guys are scrambling and trying to find some
last minute Christmas gifts for your family, we have a
big wrestling showing coming up January sixteenth in winter Haven.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Get your tickets for.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
That at Real Radio Monsters dot com and follow my
social media Amber. Nov.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Seventy three, Kylie quickly.
Speaker 9 (37:59):
Guys, follow me at that at the Kylie Blakely and
I will see you at the Cure Bowl later today.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Angel, tell me about any so some of your platform
and sim I.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Go hoe me bye byey.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Still doing for the news show keee right after the
Monster Within at three o'clock It's the Jim Colbert Show.
We're back tomorrow for the almost last show of the year.
My God to do our thing from Angel, Amberg, Kylie
and Riot Home and the.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
Leaders mess Up merried Man and Awesome Wrestling Lady and
Awesome Football Lady Preuss Hollow World to referens.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Hey, guys, thank you so much for listening. We gotta
go home.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Got it to tell about air shirls Bo
Yeah. This Friday, it's our annual fundraising event to try
to raise as much money as possible for the Coalition
for the Homeless. They kind of they kind of count
on us to do that, and we're gonna do our
best raise as much money as possible for the Coalition
for the Homeless on Friday. We got some great talent
scheduled and lined up to help us out, So make
(00:42):
sure you join us on Friday. We've got one more
live show tomorrow, and it's our last couple of shows
here till the end of the year. We're taking a
well deserved vacation until the first of January. I think
January third or something is when we're coming back. Welcome back,
I'm us fifth, is it, Jimmy fine, that's good, all right,
Welcome back. I'm Ross Roland. Along with Angel and along
(01:04):
with Kylie Blakeley have been here today. She's gonna be
with us today at the the at the Cure Bowl
and now it's time for the King of Denmark, Ran
Holmes makers daily proclamation.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's almost hurt ten guys.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You guys know that.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Did you forget you have to do your segment?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
No, I just realized it was ted flu, I've been
having fun this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I'm flies when you're doing like that, well, boom boom
gets you. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Stop the gig on the day, Nash night Shine, let's
all away, bar we.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Ge, Nuts, King and Denmark brought to you buy that
mortgage guy.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Done from that mortgage guy down dot com more than later,
audience members, YouTubers, podcasts, listeners, Facebook enjoyers, Instagram followers, tiktokl tickers, tickers,
(02:14):
careful gearheads, Amber Nova's gearheads, y'all need to do something
for us on them, for the monsters. Okay, we've brought
you now thirty one years of entertainment. There have been
massive moments, national news making moments that this is that
this show has done. Celebrities come in here all the time.
(02:37):
We're making you laugh. We have generational listeners, second and
third generation listeners, and we.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
All wake up at ungodly times.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah no, we don't have to do it for you.
Some of us do. Some of us walk in.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
At seven.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Earlier than sure you are. Yeah, yeah, okay, anyways, let's
not lose focus.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I'm not gonna let Amber take focus away this time.
But we the Monsters have been providing Central Florida and
sometimes Shreesport, Louisiana, and sometimes various places in Georgia and
South Florida over the last thirty one years.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And it is time for us to go national. It
is time because.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Angel made me very upset yesterday because an idea that
Angel Rivera had is happening to people in this company
and it should be us. This isn't me be a
jealous hater. This is me being honest. I think we
bring a good product out. So notification goes out yesterday
that Netflix and iHeartRadio iHeartMedia have come together in a
(03:39):
partnership and they're now putting iHeartRadio programs onto Netflix, like
The Breakfast Club is moving to Netflix.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Everybody and I say.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I hands down, will say our show is better than
the Breakfast Club. I'm saying that, Look, they got their audience,
they got a thing. But what we do here on
a daily basis five hours a day, we're better than
the view We're better than most ninety nine percent of
shows out there, maybe one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Podcast Angel I have talked about this, and since you
run the YouTube channel, we've kind of think it's your fault.
Ryan I mean you you're the age. The production is
not as good as what you know the other guys
are doing.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's a true a production team.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah that's not true. Our production is fine.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
But I've been saying this to to anyone who would
listen to me for the better part of a couple
of years.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Hey that you should platform us. Hey you should platform I.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Need I need y'all our listeners, all of y'all across
the board.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
All there's a million, y'all million, I speak for a living.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Right, Netflix, say you're going to cancel your subscription unless
they put them monsters on there. Okay, I think I
think it's time. I think it's toime we take this
to the next level. I know we're local celebrities. I
know we're local heroes. It's moving national. Let's move it national, Russ.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
We'll do it live. We'll do it live. And that's
the thing. Like the Breakfast Club, I've seen them behind
the scenes.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
They got like twenty five people that work for that show.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
We got nothing. We're now that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'm now that big.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
iHeartMedia was here on Sunday and I saw we got
the money and now we got Netflix deals and they
got trailers on standby.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I want I want it all, baby, I want it all.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm not wrong. We've had we've had big iHeart bosses
come in and tell us that we're not wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
It's interesting like that day that we had that meeting,
this deal was done. This deal was already in the
works because when I said it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I feel they heard your idea and they were like.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That never thought of that.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I was like, Okay, no, I bet it wasn't it
these deals with Netflix Fast.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
No, they do.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
But the conversations were absolutely happening that month. Meeting was
just a few weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I think they stole your idea. Angel I think they
stole your idea. And of course they went with the
big shows. They probably like, hey, Ryan, Seacresh, what are
you up to?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I don't so when we're talking about this, when we
have these conversations, I don't view the Breakfast Club or
Seacrest or anything as competition in the sense of what
we do. We do something different and put us and
platform us, put us there and watch what happens.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yes, you know it's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I just want to get put me in, Coach, I'm
ready to play.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Give your boy a shot. That's all I'm saying. Ambry
you in.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I'm in.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Uncle Russ is gonna get his wrestling TV Netflix show
you always wanted.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Okay, it's like I'm having like a whole just like
a whole different shows happening. You have like a Snapchat
filter in your brain and it filters everything in a
pretty way for you.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
It would be the whole radio station. Remember why he
wanted me to.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Get to wrestle Haley Jay the first place, because he
kind of wanted to show this is an end. This
is a different end though, with iHeart, with the radio
station and then the wrestling, we all finally get there.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
People like Ken, the driver's texting right now, says I
forced my passengers to listen every day until we get there,
And like, if you're an if you're an uber driver,
if you're a bus driver, if you're somebody transport people
flip on them.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Monster, please force more people to listen.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, waterboard people with them monsters.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Okay, I mean between that and our aggressive fundraising, Yeah,
I just.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Think like like sometimes I don't know, maybe it's the
end of the year.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Maybe I know ratings don't matter, so are going on
a rant? I don't know, but I just feel like
we are here every day in the trenches putting out
a great program five hours a day. Netflix should should
is looking for it. We could do it live. We
could do a live show on Netflix. I've seen them
do it Dominance.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Right.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Who says that we won't?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
They just they just signed that the ink isn't even
wet on the paper yet.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Who says we can't do this?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We have the partnership that's not saying.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Isn't even.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, doesn't even wet the paper yet.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
That means nothing's printed yet.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
It's just a blank piece of paper Amber, much like
your brain.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's blank even wet on the paper yet.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
That's right, And then you get.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Sadly, I didn't question it. That's That's what I'm mad about.
I know what she was saying.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
We all know what she's saying, but.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
We know where she's trying to get to. But that
was just, uh, yeah, that was blurring.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Ah yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Ambers like lyrics to a song, they like they make
sense until you really think about it.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
You know it's possible, and you know what else was possible?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
That Vegas trip that we're talking about with the monsters.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Well, okay, look, I just want listeners to know right now,
write in campaign, do it to Netflix, and then you
guys get to all say, hey, I knew them monsters
when they were just like Central Florida heroes.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, they're my friends. I get some of something more
more than more people that I'm comfortable with half my
phone number, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
And you're like, hey, that's my friend the strangers.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It shows what's the optics on him? Keep calling himself
a hero? Does that look good?
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Is that a good look?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Is people call me?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You say people?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
People, people, people, something that makes me uncomfortable?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Like if I go to a firehouse sub.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
They offer me a free sub and I'm like, you're
a hero, right yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm like, save it for the firefighters. Guy, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Uh they're going to come after you?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What the firefighters?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah? Stealing their free subs?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
They but I'm not, That's what I'm saying. I'm like, hey, no,
I don't use my hero powers for bad. That would
make me a villain.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
People are saying. The movie The Breakfast Club has been
on Netflix for a long time.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Now, No, not the movie the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Most people don't know that. They don't know who that
is though, like our audience doesn't know who they are.
That's an urban. Well it's an urban U the Urban show.
Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Fine Urban will be the we'll be the.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
White version with a white records club.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Yeah, we'll be the Cracker Barrel Cracker Barrel Club in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I like the monsters.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Well we'll get well, we'll we'll do it all right,
fun you guys.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I was hoping you guys would be with me a
little more more right.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm with you. But I agree with what Amber says
now that now that now that we can see it's possible,
then the door will be more open for us, more
than likely because we do have a product that they
all know about. So yeah, I mean, this show.
Speaker 9 (10:45):
Has been going on forever correct, how many shows do
you guys know that? It'll been going on thirty plus years.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Exactly, And you just gotta keep and now we apply pressure.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Now we apply pressure.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yeah, So I look, I just can't wait to be
a big time Netflix star. Just get get on it,
Netflix and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It'll be the new Matt rife. I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Look I got, I got it.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Seems like he's having fun all right, you know, like
I know what it's like to be broke. I would
like to stop, please, that'd be great. There's another point
I wanted to hit and I.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Forgot a hero.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
More about me being a hero later.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Be your bus bus, thank you, yeah, bus, karaoke.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Thank you bus. That was where I was getting to.
So a lot of people have my phone number. You
get to say you know that monsters. You also could
say amber that. Like one time I rode on a
bus to winter Haven with national hero Ryan Holmes from
Netflix and we went and saw a wrestling show. It
was crazy. We did karaoke on this bus. We're basically
best friends. Get your tickets. I don't know if they're
(11:55):
sold out yet because unfortunately the don't give us the
update till the next morning.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Could be technically sold out.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I have no idea, but go to real Radio dot
FM slash Ryan to get on the r h MP bt.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
W H oh gosh letters.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
No not sing letters, the Ryan Holmes monster party bus
to winter Haven.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
The r h MP B t w H.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
And get on it because the people on the bus.
Are gonna have some fun, have some fun, have some fun.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
The people won't get too drunk, too drunk, because they
shut up drunk.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Stop telling people how to get drunk.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Don't get just dry, doesn't mean everybody else get.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You one like nap. And by the time I wrestle, h.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Then huh, angel is gonna be spinning tunes. They're not
gonna nap during the Angels gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
I'm freaking fifty drunk ass people to your wrestling show,
and they're gonna be wild. They gonna be rowdy, and
they're gonna be with national future national celebrity hero Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And I've been told they're gonna be prizes and stuff
for people who bring signs, you.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Know, like you know, don't use the term revved up
instead of rowdy. Next, the back stabbing little.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Her.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I thought her thing was rowdy.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Rowdy people with me. No, you're bringing revved up people
with you.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
She doesn't want rowdy because words, that's piper.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
You're the R word.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Lady.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Why don't you just pipe down? Let him do his thing.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I see what he did.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, gone to try to teal my segment.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Uh, you know, what is a steal?
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Speaker 2 (13:57):
And so it shall be.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
What conspiracy will the Truth Seeker look into when we
come back? I don't know, but we got ambered nova
the Truth Seeker when we return, don't go anywhere. You're
listening to the Match of the morning. Hey, thank you
(14:27):
to Keith and Kelly from Bill Tona. They dropped off
a gift point of it was very nice. It's a
kiss snow globe. That's badass. I appreciate it. That's very
sweet of you. You did not have to do that,
but thank you. Thank you. There he says, say thank
you for all the enjoyment and fun and laughs. We
give them. Thanks so nice.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Now he's come out to my comedy shows, and this
is this very nice, nice couple. I know kiss got
into snow Globe game, but I should imagine they.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Got something that never did kisses in every game there is.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, they got condoms, they got caskets.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
They'll get you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
They'll get you coming and going. Whoa, that's an old
Gene Simmons joke. Anyway. Uh well, if you've got a dirty.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Mind, yeah, well done.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Anything wrong with Yeah, if you got a dirty mind,
it is welcome back. I'm Ross Wrongs along with Kylie
blakey uh angel, and now it's time for you said
you want to change the name you don't like the
name of the.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
I'm taken suggestions, guys, you know, feel free to hit
us up on the chat or wherever.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
I like.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
You know, the truth?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
What's wrong with truth?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Seekert wrestles with reality? Truth secret?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We have options with realities? Makes sound like you're crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
It sounds like.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
She's taking the myth of our reality and putting it
in a headlog and be like this is the way
it really is.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yes, Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Right, stuff, that's pretty cool. Like it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It's from Destroyer, It's from the Destroyer album and the
snow Glow. Yeah, very cool. Okay, So well, you want
Amber wrestles with reality or.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Something, and maybe it's the truth seekers if you guys
want to call yourself something else.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I don't think.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Conspiracy is good because people always judge conspiracy or look
down on it.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Conspiracy. You're a truth seeker, that is true. That's easy.
I think that's over complicating.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
What happened drives to crazy town? Well, buckle up.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Because we're going there right now.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
It's the holiday season, guys, and I got five major
points to get to my big point five.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
That's a long way to go, completely unrelated, but happy
fourth Day of Honk everybody.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
You know.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I know what you did there.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
So my biggest question is is Christmas the greatest syop ever?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Hold?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
What's the He's the guy.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
From the longest, the longest, longest running psychological operation and
modern history Christmas. Right, you're not thinking deep enough. Let's
start with number one. Santa. Yeah, the original influencer.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Not ancient, not biblical, not folklore. Santa was perfected by
Coca Cola in nineteen thirties to sell soda in winter,
or cocaine and soda.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
That's true.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
We all have heard the stories of what was really
in coca cola.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well it was, Yeah, it was cocaine.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
It's so sure.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
He's an amazing belly white beard branded generosity, childhood magic
wrapped around a logo. So he's like the biggest symbol
of Christmas. But he's technically just an ad for you
to waste your money.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Well, not waste your money. You share your your you're
you know, you're sharing presents with people.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
Your presence should be your actual presence right where they
get present from they stole it from presents. So this
is that was number one. Let's go number two. Okay,
this is the most surreal.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
One, Like this is it? This is the North Pole?
Isn't real? Whoa or is it? It gets spicy here?
It is?
Speaker 7 (18:09):
So the North Pole is unreachable, mysterious, frozen, no civilians allowed, right.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Right, right, right.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Oh, it's supposed to be a toy workshop, but it's
a classified government installation where they don't want anyone to
beat hidden bases. You know, they got the bluebeam, the
radar systems, all the projects, so it's more like a
Instead of saying do not enter, they just go Magic
lives here. Nobody questions it when really Polaris the north
star is directly above the north Pole.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
What is Polaris?
Speaker 7 (18:39):
People believe it is the gateway to heaven in biblical versus.
They think that heaven is where Polaris is, and that's
why they don't want any humans going there. All right,
let's go with three off on a shelf.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
But here's the thing too that people don't know. The
North Pole moves. It moves around theer.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
No, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
The North Pole Polarist stays still while the stars circle
around it.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
No, the actual magnetic.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
You're confusednet moving around from Polaris.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
That is one point and the stars circle around it,
which is why people think that's the gateway to heaven.
Regardless of your religious beliefs.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
You can do that on your own time.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Number three elf on the shelf, Training the next generation.
We talked about this recently. A tiny cute stuffed animal
being placed in your home, watching, judging, reporting your behavior.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
He sees you when you're.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Sleeping, he knows when you're awake, and parents voluntarily install
him everywhere surveillance, surveillance, surveillance, surveillance, So they make it cute,
but by they are conditioning kids to make it normal
being watched. So let's have everyone get used to being
watched and have cameras every That's.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
True, This degeneration behind behind millennials. Yeah, they're they're okay
with surveillance and they attract everywhere.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
By the time the kid is eight, nine, ten years old,
he's figured out that it's a scam, and so they're
not they're not down with It's not like you start
at six, seven, eight years old and by the time
you come become thirteen, you still believe that it's a
monitoring you.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
They figure it out just I don't believe the birds
are That.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Is why this is all huge Christmas.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
They want you to just be distracted the normalized thing
anti Christmas.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
No, no, but I can't question.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Number four, Number four, number five are kind of they're
going to blend. But let's go a four back to
number one, which was Santa or Satan accident or wordplay?
What Santa and Satan the same exact letters but rearranged.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh okay, they did a whole movie on it. It was
pretty fun.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Yeah, so Santa one reward materialism, the other one distracts
from spirituality.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
True, they replaced.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
The focus of the season with gifts and consumption and obedience.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
If you're good, you get a gift. If you're get the.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Coincidence or symbolism Satan or Santa. What are they really
doing there?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Some megachurch stuff there And my.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Last one, number five, the twelve days of Christmas sacred
or sanitized?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
What do I mean?
Speaker 7 (21:25):
It was originally tied to a religious meaning, Christian symbolism
during times of persecution. Now it's turned into partureses and
gold rings and all this presence in Christ right. What
they're doing is they're trying to strip the meaning behind
it and separate you from.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Your spirituality signs of bits. I don't know, it's Christmas fake.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I thought that Christmas just edited strip the meaning.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
It was a cowboy routine.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
My point is little branding there, what little cameras and
being watched all the time here distraction wrapped and glitters.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
So Christmas is all just so.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Eventually, in twenty twenty five, when they invent cameras state
to surveil.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
You, it was a little bit more than that. They
want to suffer a little bit with.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You, okay, because let me let me go down to
crazy town with you.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yesterday, I'm watching the news. I'm watching mar Lisa because
it turns on the four oh seven because it's programmed
to do that, because I keep waiting for us to
say my full name on TV.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
And I'm watching it.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
And then mar Lisa was talking to Norrad like like
a like an army officer Norrad.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
And because they tracked Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
They tracked Santa Claus going around the world, and like,
and where.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Is Santa go that you're not allowed to go.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Women's restrooms? I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
I don't know whether there was the government, there's a
government employee, a soldier like a lieutenant has to do,
has to track Santa. You can go to Norrad track
Santa dot org or whatever it is. And so is
involved for whatever reason. And they had a lot of
answers on how Santa's magic work.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Is he tracking the real Santa.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Or are they tracking Satan.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
I'm just saying, even the most magical and beautiful traditions
deserve a deeper second look as to why it's changed,
Why is it separating you from spirituality or Christian beliefs.
Where it actually that's where the Christmas tree came from.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
And they haven't even put.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Up a Christmas tree over two years due to the
war and Bethleham and they just did this year for
the first time in two years.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Didn't come from anything religious? How Christmas tree was all
this pagan stuff?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Well then why in Bethlehem did they put the Christmas
tree up to celebrate Jesus And they haven't done that
in two years due to the war and Gozen they
just did this year.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I war.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I don't know the answer all that, but I don't
christ comes.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
From a different type of thing that they've idolized it
as what type of thing they've commercialized, my word is
what they have commercialized it today.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
How old were you when you figured out how Christmas
really went?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Thirty two?
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Yet I'm not even in my thirties.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Ryan, That's fine, JK.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
I'm just saying, maybe you guys should look at Christmas
a different way.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
Angels over there having an aneurysm, I will say, I
am all for the surveillance thing for kids. I have
picked up the phone. You can call Santa Claus and
told kids that I've been watching, and maybe that's why
my friends don't let me around their kids anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I'm gonna call Santa on you.
Speaker 9 (24:31):
I'm gonna call Santa right now and tell me you're
being bad obedience.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Don't ask questions. You're gonna always be watched.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
Calling Chase from Paw Patrol and he's gonna come get you.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
There's there's things behind the Christmas spirit, but who knows.
Maybe not, Maybe Santa is just a big old jolly
guy who's distracting you from the real reason tis the season.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Jesus is the reason. Amen to that.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
Merry Christmas, all of you, a merry crisis to everybody you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Brought, you brought up the twelve days of Christmas. A
little play little game here this year. You know we
do this every year, and it tells you how much
all of this would cost. What do you think this year?
Nobody a partridge and a pear tree would cost you?
What do you think it is?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
That's good, it's the closest call it two hundred bucks?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Two hundred bucks. What do you think higher? What do
you think Angel?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah, I'm going five to fifty lower.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What do you think Amber? What is it quicker, Kylie?
What do you think lower?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
I need more details?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
A partridge in a paar tree?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
What it cost? Is a bird?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No, it's it's it's forty four.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Here's a bird for you.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Four hundred and twenty dollars. Two turtle doves? What do
you What do that costs you? Right?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Whultry prices are out of control this year, so that's
but I think you're more paying for the para tree
in the first example. So I'm gonna go to fifty
two fifty higher?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
What do you think, Angel?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Three?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Twenty five?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Higher than that? What do you think, Amber?
Speaker 7 (25:57):
I think we all know the number is one Magic
numbers thirty three.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
It's higher. Oh my god, Kylie Blake, what do you
think two turtle doves?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Gosh you well, if you have two turtle doves, isn't
one turtle dove in the hand worth two in the bush?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
So seventy five bucks?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No, it's a higher than a hand in a bush
one time? Seven hundred and fifty dollars three French hens.
What a three French hens? Gost you Ryan?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Three French hens? Let's call it four hundred euros.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Less than that? What do you think, Angel, let's go cheap. Yeah,
three fifty three fifty three forty six. You're right on
the money. There you go. How about see four calling birds?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
What are they calling me?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I hope it's not the end.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't know why four. I don't know. I have
no idea why four calling birds would cost as much.
It makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Because that you teach them to call, it means a
trained bird.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Well three French hens or three hundred and forty six dollars.
I don't know why four calling birds are six hundred.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Bucks four because they can call you?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, you got four? You got more?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Five golden ringst.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
It is so? How much you think five golden rings?
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Ten k?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Not that much because you gotta remember ring is small?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Ring?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
What do you think? Angel fifteen? Oh you're a little low,
a little bit higher than that? What do you think a.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Lower?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Kylie blakely two K sixteen hundred dollars for the five
golden rings? Six geese a laying Now remember they're laying, so.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Who are they laying? Very illgal?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Six geys of lay? What do you think they cast
you this year?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Geese?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I don't know geese. Geese, they're big bird, but they're
kind of rare. Let's go twelve hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
It's less than that angel.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
It's less than twelve hundred nine fifty nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
You're pretty close. Seven swans a swimming.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Well, do you okay? We'll free it depends like it
gives them to you.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Depends where you go protected like if you go to England,
all the Queen of England or the King of England
now owns all the swan.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Right, So, but are we talking you.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Swans are priceless. Yeah, these are American swans.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Okay, American swans. Let's go three k.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Three thousand more than that angel?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
If it's forty five hundred, forty five hundred, Oh no,
I read that roll on them.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
What did you say, three K three k oh?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
No, it's more than three k oh Yeah? And what
did you say four thousand, five hundred more than four thousand?
What do you think?
Speaker 7 (28:30):
That's exactly what I was talking about in my segment,
the commercialism, the money.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
You see what I'm saying days of Christmas.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
So I can get through all this, can you please
give me an answer? Four thousand, four higher than four thousand.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
What do you only said forty five hundred?
Speaker 9 (28:42):
I literally just said they're free. You could pick them
up atlak yola all day long.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
You're all right? Thirteen thousand dollars? It's thirteen thousand dollars.
Eight maids a milkn How much can you get?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
The massage place you go to, how is that sexty bucks?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It says eight of Milton are just fifty eight dollars.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
Yeah, women doing labor is fifty eight dollars.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Do you see what's going?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Nine ladies dancing? Okay, expense now exactly dollar bills?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
What do you think nine ladies dancing would cast you
in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Dude, I haven't been out of the Champagneroom.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I've club in forever, so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Take a guess.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
All right, right, let's go ten ladies dancing? It is
about a thousand bucks for each of them, nine thousand.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
You know what I'm gonna give it to you is
eight thousand, eight hundred and fifty six dollars. This is
the most expensive of everything. How much are ten lords
of leaping? Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Because their lord like that?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
You say you're paying exponential prices, money nobility.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
So what do you think, oh man, let's call it
twenty five k.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Twenty five thousand, No, it's less than that. What do
you think Angel seventeen fifty Ooh, you're so close. I'm
gonna hear it to me. Yeah, sixteen thousand, an, eight
hundred and thirty six dollars, eleven pipers.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Well, how much?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Where's to? How much is she being paid to beat him?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Ornovo?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I'm gonna pass on.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Three thousand and seven, three thousand, seven hundred and seventy
nine dollars. And then the twelve drummers drumming. What do
you think they cost?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Oh man, drummers drum cheap? Right, let's call it high
school band? Three thousand, three thousand.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, it's actually four thousand, one hundred and six dollars.
So that's what everything costs this year. We're gonna take
a little break and we come back. We're gonna play
your hot takes in your messages. You're listening to the
Match of the Morning.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Looking Ahead on Real Radio with the team from TK
LAW on the Jim Combert Show. Today, Today's Wednesday, and
that's when they do Animal House.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
At four o'clock.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Check it out plus Jim Colbert Show Trivia five forty five.
Get on it and look out to your team.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
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Visit one firm for life.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Several people texting in this morning. You can text us
at seven seven zero three to one and they're let
me know that. I guess they just made an announcement.
If you're a Miami Dolphins fan, Uh, the Dolphins have
decided to bench Tua and put their rookie in and rust.
What are your thoughts? Angel, tell me if this makes
sense to you, these are my thought process. He's a
two hundred and fifty million dollars quarterback. The rest of
(31:28):
the season doesn't really count because you're not going to
the playoffs. Yeah, let's don't get him hurt because he's
a he's got a you know, propensity to get hurt.
Let's put in the young guy. The young guy gets
some some reps. Let's let him see what it feels
like to run the team, and then over the summer,
hopefully Tua can get better and be better next year.
But let's don't let's don't get him hurt. Does that
make sense?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
I mean That's definitely one argument to look at it
in that regard, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Because we got to pay him two hundred fifty million
dollars on that.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
I wonder what's how much of that was guarantee or
if that whole number is guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I think there was a portion that was guaranteed. I
don't remember what it was, but there's but like, why
play him now because he is a little quarterback that
can get hurt. So you don't want to hurt your
twenty fifty million dollar guy. Put the new guy, the
new kid in. Let him, you know, feel seems what
it feels like to be a quarterback.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Reports that that that decision has been made.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I've gotten a bunch of reports that says that, yeah,
rust offin know that's they were.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
They were talking about it, and uh and Mike our coach,
UH what's the name micro whatever had made that announcement
that anything was possible. So it's yeah, you talk about
a situation where, Okay, you were guys, you guys were
on a four game winning streak. You lose this game
to UH Pittsburgh's, you were eliminated from the playoffs, So again,
(32:44):
you want to protect your investment I can understand that.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
That's what I'm thinking. People are saying that he's probably
never gonna play with the Dolphins again, so I don't know.
We'll see anyway. That's the That was the breaking news.
Do we have any hot takes or messages?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Ryan, we do.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go the iHeartRadio app used to talk about function.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
You'll hear yourself.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
After this little song, it's time for Hota.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Boom. First, hot take, Hot tak.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
What's up, monsters?
Speaker 6 (33:10):
You got two real quick jukes for a maneuver as
we close out this last.
Speaker 9 (33:13):
Week of broadcasting for you guys paying attention ever, all right,
I know how proud of you are the smoking hot body.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
How do you have a smoking hot body?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Well, eighty five ninety years old cremation.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
There you go. I can't play a second joke because
not safe for on air.
Speaker 10 (33:31):
Hont take, oh Man, Santa versus Satan is the Superman theory.
You never see him in the same place at the
same time. One rule wears red and black, the other
wears red, black and white. Both have indentured servants demons
versus elves, and neither one of them get burned by fire.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Oh yeah, I guess he won because it goes down
the chimney wood ed.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
He's got my back, No symplumpus, hot take.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Guys, I have a legitimate question here is mro okay?
Did she just stroke.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Out discussing Christmas?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Cause?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I think I think I think she broke herself. I mean,
is she Is she all right?
Speaker 7 (34:16):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Does she need the art tap? That's our mind works, sir,
don't worry.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Just wind me up a toy. I'll go right back,
Hot Egg.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
The game wrestling with reality doesn't make her sound crazy
when she opens her mouth.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Just saying go viper.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Oh, it's a way to get her, sir, go biper
dare you there?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
You go? Hot Egg?
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Wow, this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I just did the math.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I've been listening since January.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
Of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (34:49):
The first show I listened to was when Dafoe got arrested.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
No.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
Twenty seven years man, I'm only forty nine years old.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Time.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I've been listening to you for more than half of
my life.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Good on you, sir.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Well God bless you, sir. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Let's see hot Good morning monsters.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Zact here from Raleigh and see.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
I just want to wish y'all of merry Christmas in
case I don't get another one out, because you know
how picky Ryan gets on these things. But hey, Amber, Nova,
what do you call someone who farts in silence?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
A private to do?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I love you, Amber, don't let them get you down?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
What good?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Let's see hot tache?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Hey Amber?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
What kind of photos to elves take? Elthies? You there
you go? Uh, let's see hot.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Take morning monsters it rus.
Speaker 8 (35:51):
I think you said you like rooting for teams that
your friends are fans of. Yeah, and you also like
rooting for Florid teams as well. Yes, well on behalf
a lot of Miami Hurricane fans listen to the show.
Can you please root for Texas A and M this
weekend so US Hurricane fans have a chance to win
the game on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I don't believe I'm cursed anymore.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I think that's all done.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, we had, there's some events, and then I don't
think the curse is there. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
We stopped it because it was hurting this feelings hot tag.
Good morning, everybody ready the driver?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Can we stop saying guaranteed humor.
Speaker 10 (36:25):
When Miss Nova is on the progress.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
That's out of this world please.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Hot.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
So, I don't know what to talk about. I just
want to hear myself on the radio.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
But does anyone else have to take stool softener every
day anyway?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Charles? Good question.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Oh, I can recommend you a healthy herbal tea instead
of taking like medication like that is probably.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
On good for you.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
It's a it's a smooth move. It's a natural axative tea.
They sell it publics. It's probably gonna help you out, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I don't think you actually wanted it, but thank you.
That was very nice.
Speaker 10 (37:00):
Last dad joke time, Hey Amber, what did one transperson
say to the other transgender person?
Speaker 7 (37:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Hey, are you from Transylvania? Welcome?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Thank you, buddy breach. Hey, we'll be at the Cure
Bowl today and we'll be at the the tailgate party.
If you want to join us, just get tickets in
the pinky section of the Zoni section the end zone.
First two, what of people are gonna get? You're gonna
get hats like we have on like Kylie and I
have on, and you're also gonna be getting get Uncle
Jack's sauces barbecue and that'll be today from three to five,
(37:36):
So come join Angel and Ryan and Kylie and myself.
I'll be the cur ball Amber. What you got.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
If you guys are scrambling and trying to find some
last minute Christmas gifts for your family, we have a
big wrestling showing coming up January sixteenth in winter Haven.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Get your tickets for.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
That at Real Radio Monsters dot com and follow my
social media Amber. Nov.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Seventy three, Kylie quickly.
Speaker 9 (37:59):
Guys, follow me at that at the Kylie Blakely and
I will see you at the Cure Bowl later today.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Angel, tell me about any so some of your platform
and sim I.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Go hoe me bye byey.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Still doing for the news show keee right after the
Monster Within at three o'clock It's the Jim Colbert Show.
We're back tomorrow for the almost last show of the year.
My God to do our thing from Angel, Amberg, Kylie
and Riot Home and the.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
Leaders mess Up merried Man and Awesome Wrestling Lady and
Awesome Football Lady Preuss Hollow World to referens.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Hey, guys, thank you so much for listening. We gotta
go home.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Got it to tell about air shirls Bo
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