December 9, 2025 • 37 mins
TUESDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness Ryan Holmes fights the urge to be The K.O.D. Justice Warrior on the roads of Central Florida. Russ two days in on his new TAI-Chi workout. He wants Asain friends. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Out Hey.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Tickets go on sail Friday for the bus ride from
Orlando to winter Haven for the January the sixteenth Men's
nWo Tournament. Tayl Piper WIV Wrestling ambernov will be wrestling. Uh,
it's gonna be a big event. Angel's gonna be your
DJ that night. Daisy's gonna be there. I'm gonna be there.
(00:30):
It's gonna be great. It's a Ryan Holmes bus ride
from Orlando. Party bus from Orlando to winter Haven. Everyone
that gets on the bus, by the way, Also, it
gets if you get you know you're gonna get there
kind of early.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You'll be able to jump on.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
A pontoon boat and take a tour of the winter
Haven Chain of Lakes if you want to, and go
to the bar Meuter Triangle and it's gonna be a
great party time.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And that is tickets going.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Sale Friday starting at ten o'clock.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And if you want to get.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Tickets for the wrestling itself, just go to real radiomasters
dot com. That's real radiomasters dot com and tickets are
now available for inside. You can get a table with
tequila or whiskey or general admission whatever you want. All
those tickets available right now at real Radio Monsters dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yes, Angel, in regards to the tables, how many persons
are seated at a table for for table, and then
that you get either a bottle of whiskey or a
bottle of of of a Daisy Deltaurus tequila.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
There you go, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
So now it's not for the King of Denmark round
homes to make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Double winner. So I wasn't here yesterday. We wer weener wiener.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Chicken dianer.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
It's time on the teleypocking bag, shut the.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Shut. That's all the way.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
The table.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Brought.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Do you buy that?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Mortgan's guying downs and that more good.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Guy done dot come. But more on that later. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, what's up? Shout out to og Jake and
our YouTube showing us five dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's fun.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm off, thank you little t rex arms as well.
Appreciate y'all and the YouTubers. I didn't play wordle with
you all today. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I uh I, why did you not play wordle with them?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't feel good, getting sick, my brain don't work.
Uh no, it's just like man. Uh so fun though
to see everybody here in the morning, all hanging out
with me and them monsters, and we appreciate you. We
got to run down of the ratings last night at
the Christmas party as well.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I guess who's still number one with women? Baby, these guys.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
We did it again, so fun and I could see
it when we go to these events. I hope to
see some of you, some of your ladies dropping off
some bikes tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Got a big bike drive. Okay, you got to help
the kids and if.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You can get them, you can drop off a helmet
that kids can use, helmets.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Well, a helmet, drop off of some pads, drop off
a bike.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Do what you gotta do, and is gonna be a
good time? I am. Do you guys like work on yourselves?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Like actively, yes, I'm going to doctor, but like.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Okay, Like I went through a therapist for.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
A little while, and I found that I eventually was
just going through the motions right, Like I wasn't necessarily
working on anything. I was just sometimes just venting and
like ranting, and you know, and then I stopped going
because I.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Was like, I'm just being ranty and I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
There's the thing I gotta work on though about myself,
which is which I'm only just now one thing at
a time, one thing out of time, and I'm trying
to come to talk with it because it will make
me happier if I can get this out of the way,
but I don't know if I can't so, and I
(03:54):
think it's part of the tism with the more and
more I researched this.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
But I have a weird sense of justice. I don't
know if you guys have.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
This, but like I'm weird, weird.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, I have a weird sense of justice.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And Angel gets mad at me for this particular part
of it because I call myself Ryan Holmes road police,
where I will like, see you swerving behind me, I
see you're being very dangerous, and then take it upon myself.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
To the enrolling roadblock to be a rolling roadblock, infinitely
more dangerous.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
It is so much more dangerous.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And my wife hates it, and she's trying to Like,
my wife's at the point where she almost won't get
in the car with me anymore.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Good for her, And I agree, like I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I don't like that I do this because ultimately, what
I have.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
To realize is I can't fix the world. I can't
fix the world.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You live in Florida where people can open carry in
their cars.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
So can I though, But that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
There, so you believe it's it's upon you to straighten
everybody out.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes, it's a form of narcissy. It's especially on the road.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
It's ruining my life. It really is ruining my life.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I had that, Like, my wife is into my office
the other day and I'm just like yelling because I'm
playing a video game, and in this video game, if
you don't follow the rules, it messes up the whole game.
But then I will, like a crazy person, I'll just
follow that person into other lobbies and.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Mess up their game because I'm like, you need to learn.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
This is justice and no one's behave I realized this
is yesterday. No one's having doing this for ten years
playing this dumb ass game. No one's behavior has ever changed.
This game hasn't gotten any better. The online community isn't
safer because of me.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Trying to enforce rules in the online dating community, and.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I have to stop.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It just feels like that's the problem, and it's I
think it's it's looking into it like That's the thing
that people tism have is like like we if there's rules,
we want the rules to be followed, and when people
don't follow those rules, it's very frustrating.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
It's like it makes me so angry.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
And then yesterday, yesterday, for three hours, I sat on
my couch, not talking to my wife, scrolling through TikTok
Why and I'm just there muttering. I guess eventually she's
just like, what are you doing? And I wasn't like looking,
I wasn't having fun. I wasn't like looking through me.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You're literally rage baby.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I was reporting.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I was reporting AI scam ads, I was reporting misinformation.
I report just just reporting. And I'm and she goes,
what do you do? You just you said him three
hours reporting stuff and I'm like, yes, I'm doing it
for the world.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Sit it like a Karen. You're like a male Karen.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I don't know, but I wanted to stop. I can't
live my life like.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
This, So first and foremost, stay off of social media
because that's gonna.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I mean, that's it.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I didn't I'm new to TikTok okay, I'm I only
got TikTok because Jack made me put it on my
phone because on Tuesdays I gotta make posts. So I
finally I finally just started looking through TikTok and it's anger,
it's anger inducing.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
How fake it is, how like all this again, I'm
telling you a rage baby, one on one.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So stay off of it. It is it is.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It is a quite an odd thing because you've noticed
about you, like I love you to death, but you
are the kind of guy that, no matter who what
the person is, if they've done something before in their past,
you you got a damn for the rest of their life,
like like, because that's not fair they did that. I
can't like this person. That's a weird thing. Like everybody's
got flaws.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I get where you're coming from Mount Russ, but there's
certain things that are just not.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Like how bad are we talking?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, there's something.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You're not giving Hitler pass, you know, But I'm just
saying there's a lot of other people. You're like, oh,
like I did this. I'm like, okay, well whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
But you feel like it's your job to straighten everybody out.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
And I think it's my job.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
If somebody is a bad person and they have not
made any kind of retribution for being said, bad person.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
It's I feel like it's my job and it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I feel like it's my job to point that out.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So you hear, you hear how crazy that is? I know,
and I'm pretty disported it. This has always been very
normal in my life.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
So that version of what he does, when he does
that specifically, okay, to me, that sounds rational. That sounds
normal because it's like, hey, man, before you get you know,
before you jump out the window and give this person
all the accolade's accolades, let me tell you about this
other thing that you might not be aware of and
that might change your point of view. Okay, So that's
why that's why I entertained that. But the other part of.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It, but it seems to be obsessed with no look because.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Of the nature of what we do here. I don't
think he's that way in real life. But the other
part where he is that way in real life, because
this is the third or fourth time he's talked about it,
he does feel like he's the arbiter helping you ever
find yourself stuck behind Ryan Holmes in traffic, I feel
sorry for you, you know you this morning if a little.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Old lady cut in line at the publics huh would
you tell her?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I would?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
He would, I would be I would I would do
an audible Oh come on, come.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
On one thousand percent. Hey, what'd you do in traffic
today this morning?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
How the can you be offended at five o'clock in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Okay, So there's a guy that and truck it's always
a douche in like a lifted truck, and he had
his brights on, and he's behind me, like tailgating me.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
And so now if you tailgate me with your brights on,
I am.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Now, don't be a break child. I'm not break checking.
But I ain't going faster. I'll tell you that. And
then and then like maybe he needs to change lanes,
and I'm like, well, I need to al show randomly
because it's.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He's getting around you at that point.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
How do you guys get through life not being like this?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
And that's a real question, that's a real ask question.
Is this how everybody just feels that It's like, oh,
everything happens and every how they did it?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
But who cares? I can't do that. I don't know
how to make my brain not do that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Traffic is traffic. You can't take traffic personal.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
You can't, man, I want it, Okay, you know what
I want to do?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh a problem. I'm not going to be surprised. What
do you want to do?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Right into buying a thing that covers my back window
that I can program messages into as I'm driving?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Those Yeah, And I could be like, hey, you're you're
not driving very safely and the we're in a social contract.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So what do you heard?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So what do you think the response is going to
be from old boy riding in his lifted truck when
you tell.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Him that he's a horrible driver? Do you think all
of a sudden in that moment.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Basically you should be like, oh, you're right, my brights
were on and driving safely is bad driving radically like
this is not helpful for anybody.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
But they wrong. And that's the other problem.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
When I do try to point out something that they
are doing wrong, people will double down.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
He's already driving a squad of lifted truck. He's already
made hundreds of bad decisions. What makes you think that
he's gonna listen to you?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
But like, I feel like if the world was more
like me, oh sure, be a better place.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
How do you.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Feel when people point out your flaws and the things
you do wrong.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Well, as soon as I get some i'll let you know.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, you're five minutes later again this morning.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
You brought that up. Three. Got to let it go.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You've got you gotta let it go.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Sometimes things happen. Sometimes things happened. Ryan Mike was on,
I was here.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I was here for my Yes, that is my point, right, like,
like you know.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You're stay on topic.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
No, not everybody's perfect, and for you not looking for perfection.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'm just saying if people were like Justice Warriors, like
me and like and really cared about.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Ryan Holmes Justice Warriors.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yes, Oh, that's a T shirt for twenty twenty six,
that's a that's a that's a comic book character.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I just think if people were more like me and
really and it weren't all laissez faire about just living
life and when people break the rules, whether they're traffic,
whether it's online video games, whether it's just staying in
line in.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
The public, it would be a lot more helpful.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I don't know, I don't know why we Maybe it's
because of all the guns here. People are afraid to
do stuff like that and maybe I should be more afraid.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That would be a good reason. Sounds to me like
you're challenging everybody. Didn't it to rush? I ain't gonna
say it. Yeah, I don't know what he's saying. Yeah,
I don't where he was going.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
That's just the.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Version, and it's all. I don't know why. It's always
the same kind of person in traffic too. It's either
like it never mind.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Do you think you're inviting people right now to run
up on you and then put the lights on you
and just to see if they can get you to respond.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
But the thing is is I don't like I won't
give them the response because like, like I remember bullies.
I remember when I figured out bullies as a very
young kid. It's like, oh, they just want the reactions.
If you just don't react, they leave you alone. That's
how I treat traffic bullies. So I look like I'm
not doing it. That's my fighting back. I look like,
and then I'll go.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Oh, I'm sad, I didn't even know you were there.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
But see what by what you're doing and what you've done.
Now you're gonna you've solicited just for hundreds and thousands
of Santa fe drivers unsolicited acts of aggression.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
On the road because people.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
So you could just let it go.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Like if somebody did something, they cut you off, they
do something weird, they do something danger you can just
like like, oh, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
To be able to get there though I'm only upsetting myself.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, you have to. How are you gonna get the
one the rule that I use. I can't care more
about something than the person that's doing it.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
I can't care more about something than the persons that
is doing.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
If the dude is driving with his highlights on and
he absolutely showing that he doesn't care, I can't care
more than he cares. He obviously doesn't care. So that's
a wasted energy you can't control.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Can't make him care, No, you can't.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Here's here's the thing. That guy went went to work.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
He's you know, probably on his third mountain dew and uh,
he even thought about him, even thought about I've been
thinking about.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Him on morning, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
He didn't even realize blip.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Here's how crazy I get.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Sometimes I'm like, well, if he's driving it this time
of day, I could time my day tomorrow to do
the exact same thing.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Slow it down. You're insane.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
You guys don't think like this at all.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
This is me crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
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Speaker 1 (14:06):
You know, I'm worried about getting to work on time.
That's four.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
You want to cover five at some point today.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
That's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
You know what percentage I'm going to be on time tomorrow?
Zero chance zero, which is lower than my interest.
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Speaker 1 (15:03):
What do you think you? And bye by all the
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Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yes, all right for five right now?
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Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, I had one of one other of the topics
that I wanted to talk about from when I did
the four oh seven on Fox thirty five yesterday, and
I'll do it again tomorrow Wednesday. I'll be doing it.
But uh, this was a study done. Let's see here
what wasn't done by Vogue magazine. This article was in
Vogue magazine and scientists at a study, Uh, when this
(16:16):
is when you actually become an adult, where you feel
comfortable being an adult, You're paying your own bills, you're you're.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
In adult mode.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
What age do you think you are according to these scientists,
where you actually are an adult?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Angel, when you're actually an adult? Yeah, according to scientists
and studies.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
A scientist, Yeah, I would say, and they've got they've
narrated down to an age for both male and women,
men and women kind of sort of.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Let me see this is, uh, this is for both
men and women. I guess both men and women. Yeah,
thirty nine, you say, thirty nine, Okay, you're you're old.
What do you think when you think you actually become adult?
According to scientists in the study, four thousand people range
(17:08):
from zero to ninety five, and they're talking about your
your brain and your adolescent when you're all this stuff,
you say, now, twenty five was the number one answer
that people gave. Twenty five is when most people thought
that you were an adult. Turns out, the study says
that you're really not an adult with your brain function
and as far as you know, you're you know, growing
(17:31):
and learning and everything. The age is thirty two is
when you're actually an adult like that. That's when you
hit adulthood is at thirty two. But you know, a
lot of people think it's twenty five. Some people thought
it was like twenty two, but no other No, yeah,
you're not. You don't know, you know nothing at twenty two.
(17:52):
Just so you know, and listen, you're twenty two and
you think you know everything.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
And trust me, I was there.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
We all were there. We all thought we knew it
all at twenty three, twenty two, twenty three, twenty four,
twenty five. But you really, they said, you don't know
a squat until thirty two.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I was making dumb decisions at thirty two too. Yeah,
me too. That's why I told ma I mar Lisa,
I'm still not an adult. Really.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I don't think of myself as having a grown adult
thought too. I mean there are some obviously, you know,
like you know, I get to work on time, But
other than that, Wow, I don't you know, I still
think like a kid for the most part.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I still, you know, follow goofy.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
You're acting k changed right now?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, I know, I do that professionally, I do that
for a living. But do you feel like an adult yet?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
No.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I was having a conversation with actually there's actually with
Bruce Stone and some people at the Christmas party last night,
and we were talking and I was like, I just
thought at this age I would have adult thoughts. I
thought I'd be like, hello, I'm an adult to the
Christmas party? How is everybody?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
But my brain is just perpetually twenty two.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
But my body's falling apart because it's it's calling my
brain a liar and I don't like it. Yeah, so
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if
I'll change past this point right here, we'll.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Tell you if your body's falling apart.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Let me suggest to you master Lee and tai Chi.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
We need a sound effect when he says tai Chi done?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
So what is it again that you're doing tai chi?
Who's your who's your master? Master Lee? Could you say
it all again? Tai chi with Master Lee?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
And Master Lee talks to you while you're doing tai
chi and you weren't here for this yesterday?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
But no, Yeah, well I started I.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Started it yesterday two days ago, I'm on the day
two and uh, and and I do my tai chi
Master Lee, and he talks to you about about your
feelings and the and the seven emotions that you can
fight through and all this.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Tuf Are you doing this on your phone again? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
And he's paying a monthly subscription?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Are you Why would you do that?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Is it this guy?
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
There you go, there's the rest Lee? Yeah, there he's
doing taichi. Yeah yeah. Uh. Why would you not go
to a place? I don't want to go to place
that's a lot, and then.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You don't want to succeed? You know, you're not You're not.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
You're not. You're not about that life. I am not.
You're right. I don't want to leave my house when
I get hold So who are you trying to fool
with this? I'm doing I'm doing it for me.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
No, you're not. And Master Lee, No, you're trying to
order tay food exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
We try to order noodles and super inadvertly.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I need to do a little exercise, you know, and
figure in some types.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
This is the littlest of exercises. One billion Chinese can't
be wrong, Angel, They're all doing billion Chinese are not
all doing this. They all do Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
They do it, uh in kindergarten, I believe, No, they
something different in school.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
They all do TI they do martial arts, but it's
something different. Whatever I'm gonna I'm trying it. I'll try
anything once trying. I was just gonna say, you tried that.
You did that on your phone, and you did that
at your house, and how long did you last with that?
You know it got hard' not asking about your personal cherio,
it was hard.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
How long did you last on the first session of
your taichi?
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, they're seventeen minutes, and.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Then about ten minutes into it, I start thinking of
other things. So I got to learn to stay and
you focus for seventeen.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
You think you have the self discipline to learn to
stay focused in your room, at your house, on your phone,
with all the other distractions that are there.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
The answer to your question is no, I do not.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I don't think I'm going to get through this, but
but I know I'm trying, and I'm on day two.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
You know, any.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Workout thing I do, I get like I should be
doing something else.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I got some other you know, like I just think
I should be doing something for the show. And I's
not a work Okay, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
I get all the gimmicks and haha, doing show whatever, right,
But a person like yourself goes very much into the
rituals of doing things. Why would you not set yourself
up in a position to win.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I can't stay I cannot stay interested in any sort
of that exercise or workout program.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
You're not hearing me out, well, I think one of
the ways that you did for quite a moment and
then we lost interest because of the trainer and whatever,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
But if you were to find a and I'm certain,
I'm certain, and a metropolis that is winter gardening Haven,
sorry winter Haven, and a metropolis that is so sprawling
like winter Haven, you're going to find another. You could
find a tai chi instructor there who's got a studio
who you can make a connection.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
They got to go somewhere. And I really.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Stop, man, why are you being an old lady already?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Get up? Man?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
You want stories, and you want interaction, and you want
a human interaction, but you want to do it through
your phone.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Beat a bitch, get out there.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, meet, I don't think there's any Chinese people in
winter Heaven.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I guarantee you there are guaranteed it's a metropolis. It's
certain that there's a Tai chi uh studio there. All
the characters and people that you would meet and everything,
all the stories that you would come this way. You're
just telling us stories about a video.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Dude. I'm just telling you. I've done two days of it,
and I feel good.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
If you've got an instructor that came to your house.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
No, I don't know if they come in my house.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Okay, so you don't want to go and leave your house.
You don't want anybody to come to your house.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
The dogs will bark and be crazy.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
No, get out, man, get out into the community, me somebody,
it'll be good for you.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah. But then you have your little Asian friend that
you could tell stories about.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I get an Asian friend, an Asian friend, I don't
have one of those.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
I learned from you, Ryan, you got to throw in
the racial part of it and that that that's a
good point.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I can actually have an Asian friend.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Have you ever had an Asian friend?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You know what? Oh yeah I did? Yeah yeah yeah,
well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wait wait as a
girl I knew, Yeah, an Asian girl, have an Asian friend.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
That's all I can think of. I'm sorry, all right,
we gotta take a we gotta take a break. When
we come back, we're gonna play your hot takes in
your messages.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Monster in the morning.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
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Show today and Hey, what'd you do? That's new listener
because the crew is gonna tell you what they did
that was new today at four o'clock to check that out.
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Hey, remember for Monster merchandise, you might want to get
somebody for Christmas for Daisy del Toro tequila Triple R
blended whiskey for uh, let's see tickets to the Cure Bowl,
for tickets to wrestling out in winter Haven in November,
or tickets for the Honeybus. All of that stuff is
(25:01):
at Real Radiomonsters dot com. That's Real Radiomonsters dot com.
I kind of take care of that and make sure
it's up to date. So if you ever need tickets
for anything or information about anything we're doing, that's the
place to go.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I keep up on it pretty well.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
And also I updated the Monsters Wrestling Orlando dot com
as well, and I don't talk about that that much,
but it's another website that I have for all the
wrestling stuff, Monsters Wrestling Orlando dot com. But if you
go to Real Radio Monsters dot com you'll see all
that stuff. Clickthroughs to everything. It's all monster stuff at
Real Radiomonsters dot com.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I'm Rus Rollins along with Angel and Ryan here today
and do we have any messages or any hot takes
we do?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
We want to be a part of the show. Go
to the iHeartRadio app set.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Us at the number one preset, y'all and you hear
yourself on the Monsters. After this little song, it's time
for hot Oh yeah, oh yeah, all right, hot tag
number one, Hot Tag Monsters.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
The Rush Rollins.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
If you're serious, you'll go to a taichi dojo do
that craft.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm not serious.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I don't want to leave the house.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I don't want to leave the house.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Be a bitch, man, get out there, come and say that,
and it gets where it's probably not even his name
after we probably master Leo is a real master. We
would say Jug and Russ running quick beans such bitch,
go to dojo.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yeah, whatever you tell him, Russ throw you through a wall.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Dam, that's contradictory to all the principles of.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
R Yeah, yeah, right now. Russ has been studying serly.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
Constance. Morning morning, man. I tell you what, man, I've
been listening to this show now since twenty fourteen, and
Russ is like an onion with endless layers. Man Russ
does unfold another layer. Russ, you are the best man. Hey, Ryan,
(27:05):
help Russ get an Asian friend.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, Asian friend for sure.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Hot.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Take good morning from Saint Cloud Monsters. I'll tell you
a funny one about Asian friends. I had a guy
that taught me how to do commercial metal breaking in
a fabrication shop, and he was from Laos, Vietnam, and
his name.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Was Chow M Dang. And it was a running joke,
Charling Bang.
Speaker 12 (27:38):
But this guy literally kept all the plastic on everything
he bought.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
A lot of people do that.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
A lot of people do that.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
Hot tak, Hello, cold tip at YouTube chat. Years ago,
I needed help changing out my license plate bolts rusted on.
I took it to a place and they swapped it
for me. But they told me at the time that
I actually couldn't keep my frame on the plate because
it covered the Florida sign on the license plate and
(28:05):
the readers couldn't tell what state it was from, and
they said it was against the laws. So he had
me toss it. So I guess it's been a law
for a while. They're just changing the penalties.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Now to yeah, I cameras, they have proms reading it,
and now you're under surveillance all the time.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
You're welcome, hot take.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I can even look at you to have one. I
don't even know if I do. You do?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Ryan is Deputy Scott.
Speaker 13 (28:26):
Hey, listen, I teach a teen driving class over here
in Lake County, and a large portion of it is
all about aggressive driving.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I'll save you, spot, I need you to save me spot.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
I'm not an aggressive draw. I'm a defensive drawn.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You're aggressive.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
No, I'm being defensive. I'm saving the road.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
You should probably take that class so you could understand
the difference between what you think is defensive driving and
what really is.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
I should teach that class.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Well, company, Scott, we need you. Let me come and
teach that class. I'll tell these kids how to drive correctly.
Because people are with me on this one.
Speaker 14 (28:57):
Hot, take good after more monsters, all right, Ryan, I
am with you one hundred on this one. People have
lost any and all civility on the road. They drive
like maniacs or just completely oblivious with their high beams on.
I would love to get one of those held boards
for the back window of my truck, because you know,
if you're gonna ride my ass like. We've been married
(29:17):
for ten years and regular sex has gotten boring. Can
you at least ask me out on a date first?
But people suck big t out, all.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Right, big t hot dak.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Hey, Ryan, I'm just here to let you know that
you are not alone. I am also a petty driver.
If you have your bright on behind me and you're
tailing me, I can promise you I am dropping down
ten below the speed limit all of a sudden, I
have all this time in the world.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, not a good thing to do. Eric of vinol.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Hot egg.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
You guys are all telling on yourself. You can tell
her voice.
Speaker 13 (29:52):
Eh, morning monsters, morning, Ryan, got to tea open your mouth.
I realize that I'm the exact same person that you are,
and listening to you stresses me out, because well, I
thought that I might be the only person who lets
the littlest things ruin their friting day, Like you know
(30:13):
that person that rolls through the stop sign when I
got there first.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh yeah, I want to murder them. They are rules.
Speaker 13 (30:18):
Absolutely, get out of the park and beat them with
a club.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Oh my god, Yeah it bother you that much.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Oh yeah, buddy, that we live in a society with rules. Okay,
at least people get it. Yeah, hot sake, Russ.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I just want to congratulate you on your Employee of
the Year award. He felt was not a big enough
reason for you to go to your Christmas.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Party the other day, and Paramore had to accept it
on your behalf.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I was sweet of him. Hard work really pays off there, Russ. Like,
I didn't know. I had no idea Paramore was coming
on that.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Sure, it just happened to win Employer of the Year.
And then like you're like I did that for you. No,
it's so crazy you showed up.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
That's crazy to I take it last month and I
said you should come in sometimes. I didn't know he's
come by today, so that was very nice of him.
Speaker 15 (31:06):
Hot they what's happening in monsters? Hey, you guys talking
about the license plate cover thing? About seven or eight
years ago, Hell, probably a little couple more years than that.
I had actually got pulled over in Lake County and
that was the reasoning that they gave me for pulling
over was a van Ganaway Chevy license plate cover because
(31:28):
it obstructed my FLOORIDA dot com in the county.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
But I think it was a reason to pull me over.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
It was dumb swirled.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I'll not get with you, Okay. So it was in
the books.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Cool, they've rewritten it and it's actually easier for them
to pull you over now. It doesn't matter like if
anything is touching, like the wording of it, anything touching
the license plate that is considered to be on an impediment,
that's the reason to pull you over now. And it's
just got past October the first, So.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
The sixty days in jail for that, that's that's the
part that.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
I like, everyone's want to hang up. It's like, oh no,
it's been on the books here, It's been on the books,
all right. Cool, So now they've rewritten it. You get
a five hundred dollars die, five hundred dollars fine, and
potentially sixty days for a plastic at tag.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
That's that's just so crazy to me.
Speaker 7 (32:20):
Hot take Hey, guys, In honor of Ryan coming out
about his description discretion of age thirteen, I think we
need to rename the bus and honor of conn Air
to Conbus con Job Conjob of ninety five something like that,
and make sure you get this ankle brace. So it's
the hot guard with the weapon that you know, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
He wants to rename the bus to Winter have into
a con bus because Russ snitched to me, snitched on
me the detective barb that I stole something once when
I was twelve to feel alive.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh like you're a convict. Oh okay, I know what
he's talking about.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah, so yeah, Russ, is this snitching? Why don't you
call her up till I was late to work today too?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Rus, she knows I already told her.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Uh and the last hot.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Russ Ryan Angel, Good morning, man, I had a blast
at next show. They didn't shake the spoon on the
drinks and either felt it the next day. Hey, listen,
Angel was right at all Box Park that he's going
to DJ beautiful. Make sure you walk down the street
and check out the Wave Hotel and the beautiful sculpture.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Go on garden. It is gorgeous, all right. I just
guy had the cool pants come out and support all
the time.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Man, not only cool pants, matching pants. Yeah, let me see.
And oh couple came in. Let's see hot take.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Hey monsters. I literally just joined the show about thirty
seconds ago. Uh Russ, you sound different, you sound more peaceful.
Thank you, Thank you, sir. What you're doing. But keep
it up. It'll do it two days, two days. I'll
report every day I do it. Then I stopped talking
about you know, today's Tuesday. Yeah, I did it twice.
(34:09):
So you started on Sunday. I started on a Monday,
and then I did twesday with today's Tuesday. Okay, So
I did it. Yeah, I did it. So you don't
even know when you did it. I've done it twice
because it it shows up and you started on Sunday
or Saturday, Sunday. You started on Sunday. Yeah, so now
I go to day three, peaceful day three with rest.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
And the monster story in checking and hot take, mister Russ.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, it's your old friend evil. Yeah, your Asian little
buddy there. Her name was shu Wah. She used to
come in with another Asian lady. That's true.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, Shuah. And I forgot the other lady's name, thang
on it. Yeah, she was sweet as could be. She
ran a massage parlor.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh yeah, the true story Right by Wally's is where
it was anyway joint. Okay, that place was done. That
place is infamous, those hot takes.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
No, let's elaborate further.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, you remind me tomorrow, alright.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Hopes that place is a notorious to Tomorrow we're.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Gonna be out. You know what, I will like forget
and end up driving to the radio station tomorrow. We
gotta remember. Tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
We're gonna be out at Orlando, Harley Davidson. It's our
fundraising event to try to get as many bikes as possible, bikes,
and we'd like to also get some some bike helmets,
and it's all the benefit the Paramour and Holden Heights
Kids Zone. We will be live at Orlando Harley Davidson,
come on by. It's brought to you by Just call
(35:47):
Mo and also a Core Florine. If you want to
come out and help us put bikes together, that would
be nice. If you want to come out and watch
the show, you can do that as well. Bring a
couple of chairs if we don't have any chairs for you.
And we gotta dress warm. Right, it's gonna be cold.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
It's gonna start off cold, it'll end up being a
nice day. But yeah, okay, So where's something that we
can stripped?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
We need to wow? Now what I said?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
If you went ticket for the wrestling event, for any
events that are coming up, go to real Radio Monsers
dot com.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's Real Radio Monsters dot com. Oh sick.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
And this coming Saturday night, I will be at TSO
trans Iberian Orchestra.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Get tickets for that, Ryan, what you got?
Speaker 9 (36:24):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (36:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
And remember the tickets for the bus to winter Haven
go on sale this Friday. That bus features things like bumpers,
engine chassis, HVAC system. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Check it out. Angel.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Hey guys, I want to remind everybody about the feel
good Fast presented by Geico and iHeartRadio. Ryan and myself
will be out there and it's gonna be this Sunday,
Sunday Sunday.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Come out there.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
The even goes from two to five pm and we'll
be introducing introducing Bailey Zimmerman. I'll be day Jay and
Ryan's presenting. It's a free event. They're gonna have food
and drink, look and everything a fun, exciting time. You
want more information, go to the iHeart calendar.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
All right, say tune for the news jockey. Right after
the Monsters at three o'clock is a Jim Colbert show.
We're back tomorrow. Actually we'll be out of the later.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Heard Davidson to do our thing from Angel, Ryan and
then leaders mess up Mary Man Russell a.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Lot of while to rock Rowler.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
You guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home. We gotta get the hell up out
of here. Swirl
Out Hey.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Tickets go on sail Friday for the bus ride from
Orlando to winter Haven for the January the sixteenth Men's
nWo Tournament. Tayl Piper WIV Wrestling ambernov will be wrestling. Uh,
it's gonna be a big event. Angel's gonna be your
DJ that night. Daisy's gonna be there. I'm gonna be there.
(00:30):
It's gonna be great. It's a Ryan Holmes bus ride
from Orlando. Party bus from Orlando to winter Haven. Everyone
that gets on the bus, by the way, Also, it
gets if you get you know you're gonna get there
kind of early.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You'll be able to jump on.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
A pontoon boat and take a tour of the winter
Haven Chain of Lakes if you want to, and go
to the bar Meuter Triangle and it's gonna be a
great party time.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And that is tickets going.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Sale Friday starting at ten o'clock.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And if you want to get.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Tickets for the wrestling itself, just go to real radiomasters
dot com. That's real radiomasters dot com and tickets are
now available for inside. You can get a table with
tequila or whiskey or general admission whatever you want. All
those tickets available right now at real Radio Monsters dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yes, Angel, in regards to the tables, how many persons
are seated at a table for for table, and then
that you get either a bottle of whiskey or a
bottle of of of a Daisy Deltaurus tequila.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
There you go, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
So now it's not for the King of Denmark round
homes to make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Double winner. So I wasn't here yesterday. We wer weener wiener.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Chicken dianer.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
It's time on the teleypocking bag, shut the.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Shut. That's all the way.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
The table.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Brought.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Do you buy that?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Mortgan's guying downs and that more good.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Guy done dot come. But more on that later. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, what's up? Shout out to og Jake and
our YouTube showing us five dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's fun.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm off, thank you little t rex arms as well.
Appreciate y'all and the YouTubers. I didn't play wordle with
you all today. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I uh I, why did you not play wordle with them?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't feel good, getting sick, my brain don't work.
Uh no, it's just like man. Uh so fun though
to see everybody here in the morning, all hanging out
with me and them monsters, and we appreciate you. We
got to run down of the ratings last night at
the Christmas party as well.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I guess who's still number one with women? Baby, these guys.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
We did it again, so fun and I could see
it when we go to these events. I hope to
see some of you, some of your ladies dropping off
some bikes tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Got a big bike drive. Okay, you got to help
the kids and if.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You can get them, you can drop off a helmet
that kids can use, helmets.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Well, a helmet, drop off of some pads, drop off
a bike.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Do what you gotta do, and is gonna be a
good time? I am. Do you guys like work on yourselves?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Like actively, yes, I'm going to doctor, but like.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Okay, Like I went through a therapist for.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
A little while, and I found that I eventually was
just going through the motions right, Like I wasn't necessarily
working on anything. I was just sometimes just venting and
like ranting, and you know, and then I stopped going
because I.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Was like, I'm just being ranty and I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
There's the thing I gotta work on though about myself,
which is which I'm only just now one thing at
a time, one thing out of time, and I'm trying
to come to talk with it because it will make
me happier if I can get this out of the way,
but I don't know if I can't so, and I
(03:54):
think it's part of the tism with the more and
more I researched this.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
But I have a weird sense of justice. I don't
know if you guys have.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
This, but like I'm weird, weird.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, I have a weird sense of justice.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And Angel gets mad at me for this particular part
of it because I call myself Ryan Holmes road police,
where I will like, see you swerving behind me, I
see you're being very dangerous, and then take it upon myself.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
To the enrolling roadblock to be a rolling roadblock, infinitely
more dangerous.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
It is so much more dangerous.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And my wife hates it, and she's trying to Like,
my wife's at the point where she almost won't get
in the car with me anymore.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Good for her, And I agree, like I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I don't like that I do this because ultimately, what
I have.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
To realize is I can't fix the world. I can't
fix the world.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You live in Florida where people can open carry in
their cars.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
So can I though, But that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
There, so you believe it's it's upon you to straighten
everybody out.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes, it's a form of narcissy. It's especially on the road.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
It's ruining my life. It really is ruining my life.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I had that, Like, my wife is into my office
the other day and I'm just like yelling because I'm
playing a video game, and in this video game, if
you don't follow the rules, it messes up the whole game.
But then I will, like a crazy person, I'll just
follow that person into other lobbies and.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Mess up their game because I'm like, you need to learn.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
This is justice and no one's behave I realized this
is yesterday. No one's having doing this for ten years
playing this dumb ass game. No one's behavior has ever changed.
This game hasn't gotten any better. The online community isn't
safer because of me.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Trying to enforce rules in the online dating community, and.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I have to stop.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It just feels like that's the problem, and it's I
think it's it's looking into it like That's the thing
that people tism have is like like we if there's rules,
we want the rules to be followed, and when people
don't follow those rules, it's very frustrating.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
It's like it makes me so angry.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
And then yesterday, yesterday, for three hours, I sat on
my couch, not talking to my wife, scrolling through TikTok
Why and I'm just there muttering. I guess eventually she's
just like, what are you doing? And I wasn't like looking,
I wasn't having fun. I wasn't like looking through me.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You're literally rage baby.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I was reporting.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I was reporting AI scam ads, I was reporting misinformation.
I report just just reporting. And I'm and she goes,
what do you do? You just you said him three
hours reporting stuff and I'm like, yes, I'm doing it
for the world.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Sit it like a Karen. You're like a male Karen.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I don't know, but I wanted to stop. I can't
live my life like.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
This, So first and foremost, stay off of social media
because that's gonna.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I mean, that's it.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I didn't I'm new to TikTok okay, I'm I only
got TikTok because Jack made me put it on my
phone because on Tuesdays I gotta make posts. So I
finally I finally just started looking through TikTok and it's anger,
it's anger inducing.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
How fake it is, how like all this again, I'm
telling you a rage baby, one on one.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So stay off of it. It is it is.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It is a quite an odd thing because you've noticed
about you, like I love you to death, but you
are the kind of guy that, no matter who what
the person is, if they've done something before in their past,
you you got a damn for the rest of their life,
like like, because that's not fair they did that. I
can't like this person. That's a weird thing. Like everybody's
got flaws.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I get where you're coming from Mount Russ, but there's
certain things that are just not.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Like how bad are we talking?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, there's something.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You're not giving Hitler pass, you know, But I'm just
saying there's a lot of other people. You're like, oh,
like I did this. I'm like, okay, well whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
But you feel like it's your job to straighten everybody out.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
And I think it's my job.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
If somebody is a bad person and they have not
made any kind of retribution for being said, bad person.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
It's I feel like it's my job and it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I feel like it's my job to point that out.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So you hear, you hear how crazy that is? I know,
and I'm pretty disported it. This has always been very
normal in my life.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
So that version of what he does, when he does
that specifically, okay, to me, that sounds rational. That sounds
normal because it's like, hey, man, before you get you know,
before you jump out the window and give this person
all the accolade's accolades, let me tell you about this
other thing that you might not be aware of and
that might change your point of view. Okay, So that's
why that's why I entertained that. But the other part of.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It, but it seems to be obsessed with no look because.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Of the nature of what we do here. I don't
think he's that way in real life. But the other
part where he is that way in real life, because
this is the third or fourth time he's talked about it,
he does feel like he's the arbiter helping you ever
find yourself stuck behind Ryan Holmes in traffic, I feel
sorry for you, you know you this morning if a little.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Old lady cut in line at the publics huh would
you tell her?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I would?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
He would, I would be I would I would do
an audible Oh come on, come.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
On one thousand percent. Hey, what'd you do in traffic
today this morning?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
How the can you be offended at five o'clock in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Okay, So there's a guy that and truck it's always
a douche in like a lifted truck, and he had
his brights on, and he's behind me, like tailgating me.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
And so now if you tailgate me with your brights on,
I am.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Now, don't be a break child. I'm not break checking.
But I ain't going faster. I'll tell you that. And
then and then like maybe he needs to change lanes,
and I'm like, well, I need to al show randomly
because it's.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He's getting around you at that point.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
How do you guys get through life not being like this?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
And that's a real question, that's a real ask question.
Is this how everybody just feels that It's like, oh,
everything happens and every how they did it?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
But who cares? I can't do that. I don't know
how to make my brain not do that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Traffic is traffic. You can't take traffic personal.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
You can't, man, I want it, Okay, you know what
I want to do?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh a problem. I'm not going to be surprised. What
do you want to do?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Right into buying a thing that covers my back window
that I can program messages into as I'm driving?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Those Yeah, And I could be like, hey, you're you're
not driving very safely and the we're in a social contract.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So what do you heard?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So what do you think the response is going to
be from old boy riding in his lifted truck when
you tell.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Him that he's a horrible driver? Do you think all
of a sudden in that moment.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Basically you should be like, oh, you're right, my brights
were on and driving safely is bad driving radically like
this is not helpful for anybody.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
But they wrong. And that's the other problem.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
When I do try to point out something that they
are doing wrong, people will double down.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
He's already driving a squad of lifted truck. He's already
made hundreds of bad decisions. What makes you think that
he's gonna listen to you?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
But like, I feel like if the world was more
like me, oh sure, be a better place.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
How do you.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Feel when people point out your flaws and the things
you do wrong.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Well, as soon as I get some i'll let you know.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, you're five minutes later again this morning.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
You brought that up. Three. Got to let it go.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You've got you gotta let it go.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Sometimes things happen. Sometimes things happened. Ryan Mike was on,
I was here.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I was here for my Yes, that is my point, right, like,
like you know.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You're stay on topic.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
No, not everybody's perfect, and for you not looking for perfection.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'm just saying if people were like Justice Warriors, like
me and like and really cared about.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Ryan Holmes Justice Warriors.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yes, Oh, that's a T shirt for twenty twenty six,
that's a that's a that's a comic book character.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I just think if people were more like me and
really and it weren't all laissez faire about just living
life and when people break the rules, whether they're traffic,
whether it's online video games, whether it's just staying in
line in.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
The public, it would be a lot more helpful.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I don't know, I don't know why we Maybe it's
because of all the guns here. People are afraid to
do stuff like that and maybe I should be more afraid.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That would be a good reason. Sounds to me like
you're challenging everybody. Didn't it to rush? I ain't gonna
say it. Yeah, I don't know what he's saying. Yeah,
I don't where he was going.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
That's just the.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Version, and it's all. I don't know why. It's always
the same kind of person in traffic too. It's either
like it never mind.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Do you think you're inviting people right now to run
up on you and then put the lights on you
and just to see if they can get you to respond.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
But the thing is is I don't like I won't
give them the response because like, like I remember bullies.
I remember when I figured out bullies as a very
young kid. It's like, oh, they just want the reactions.
If you just don't react, they leave you alone. That's
how I treat traffic bullies. So I look like I'm
not doing it. That's my fighting back. I look like,
and then I'll go.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Oh, I'm sad, I didn't even know you were there.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
But see what by what you're doing and what you've done.
Now you're gonna you've solicited just for hundreds and thousands
of Santa fe drivers unsolicited acts of aggression.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
On the road because people.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
So you could just let it go.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Like if somebody did something, they cut you off, they
do something weird, they do something danger you can just
like like, oh, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
To be able to get there though I'm only upsetting myself.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, you have to. How are you gonna get the
one the rule that I use. I can't care more
about something than the person that's doing it.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
I can't care more about something than the persons that
is doing.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
If the dude is driving with his highlights on and
he absolutely showing that he doesn't care, I can't care
more than he cares. He obviously doesn't care. So that's
a wasted energy you can't control.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Can't make him care, No, you can't.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Here's here's the thing. That guy went went to work.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
He's you know, probably on his third mountain dew and uh,
he even thought about him, even thought about I've been
thinking about.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Him on morning, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
He didn't even realize blip.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Here's how crazy I get.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Sometimes I'm like, well, if he's driving it this time
of day, I could time my day tomorrow to do
the exact same thing.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Slow it down. You're insane.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
You guys don't think like this at all.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
This is me crazy.
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You know, I'm worried about getting to work on time.
That's four.
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You want to cover five at some point today.
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That's what I'm worried about.
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Zero chance zero, which is lower than my interest.
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Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, I had one of one other of the topics
that I wanted to talk about from when I did
the four oh seven on Fox thirty five yesterday, and
I'll do it again tomorrow Wednesday. I'll be doing it.
But uh, this was a study done. Let's see here
what wasn't done by Vogue magazine. This article was in
Vogue magazine and scientists at a study, Uh, when this
(16:16):
is when you actually become an adult, where you feel
comfortable being an adult, You're paying your own bills, you're you're.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
In adult mode.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
What age do you think you are according to these scientists,
where you actually are an adult?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Angel, when you're actually an adult? Yeah, according to scientists
and studies.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
A scientist, Yeah, I would say, and they've got they've
narrated down to an age for both male and women,
men and women kind of sort of.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Let me see this is, uh, this is for both
men and women. I guess both men and women. Yeah,
thirty nine, you say, thirty nine, Okay, you're you're old.
What do you think when you think you actually become adult?
According to scientists in the study, four thousand people range
(17:08):
from zero to ninety five, and they're talking about your
your brain and your adolescent when you're all this stuff,
you say, now, twenty five was the number one answer
that people gave. Twenty five is when most people thought
that you were an adult. Turns out, the study says
that you're really not an adult with your brain function
and as far as you know, you're you know, growing
(17:31):
and learning and everything. The age is thirty two is
when you're actually an adult like that. That's when you
hit adulthood is at thirty two. But you know, a
lot of people think it's twenty five. Some people thought
it was like twenty two, but no other No, yeah,
you're not. You don't know, you know nothing at twenty two.
(17:52):
Just so you know, and listen, you're twenty two and
you think you know everything.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
And trust me, I was there.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
We all were there. We all thought we knew it
all at twenty three, twenty two, twenty three, twenty four,
twenty five. But you really, they said, you don't know
a squat until thirty two.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I was making dumb decisions at thirty two too. Yeah,
me too. That's why I told ma I mar Lisa,
I'm still not an adult. Really.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I don't think of myself as having a grown adult
thought too. I mean there are some obviously, you know,
like you know, I get to work on time, But
other than that, Wow, I don't you know, I still
think like a kid for the most part.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I still, you know, follow goofy.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
You're acting k changed right now?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, I know, I do that professionally, I do that
for a living. But do you feel like an adult yet?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
No.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I was having a conversation with actually there's actually with
Bruce Stone and some people at the Christmas party last night,
and we were talking and I was like, I just
thought at this age I would have adult thoughts. I
thought I'd be like, hello, I'm an adult to the
Christmas party? How is everybody?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
But my brain is just perpetually twenty two.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
But my body's falling apart because it's it's calling my
brain a liar and I don't like it. Yeah, so
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if
I'll change past this point right here, we'll.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Tell you if your body's falling apart.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Let me suggest to you master Lee and tai Chi.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
We need a sound effect when he says tai Chi done?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
So what is it again that you're doing tai chi?
Who's your who's your master? Master Lee? Could you say
it all again? Tai chi with Master Lee?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
And Master Lee talks to you while you're doing tai
chi and you weren't here for this yesterday?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
But no, Yeah, well I started I.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Started it yesterday two days ago, I'm on the day
two and uh, and and I do my tai chi
Master Lee, and he talks to you about about your
feelings and the and the seven emotions that you can
fight through and all this.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Tuf Are you doing this on your phone again? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
And he's paying a monthly subscription?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Are you Why would you do that?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Is it this guy?
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
There you go, there's the rest Lee? Yeah, there he's
doing taichi. Yeah yeah. Uh. Why would you not go
to a place? I don't want to go to place
that's a lot, and then.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You don't want to succeed? You know, you're not You're not.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
You're not. You're not about that life. I am not.
You're right. I don't want to leave my house when
I get hold So who are you trying to fool
with this? I'm doing I'm doing it for me.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
No, you're not. And Master Lee, No, you're trying to
order tay food exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
We try to order noodles and super inadvertly.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I need to do a little exercise, you know, and
figure in some types.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
This is the littlest of exercises. One billion Chinese can't
be wrong, Angel, They're all doing billion Chinese are not
all doing this. They all do Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
They do it, uh in kindergarten, I believe, No, they
something different in school.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
They all do TI they do martial arts, but it's
something different. Whatever I'm gonna I'm trying it. I'll try
anything once trying. I was just gonna say, you tried that.
You did that on your phone, and you did that
at your house, and how long did you last with that?
You know it got hard' not asking about your personal cherio,
it was hard.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
How long did you last on the first session of
your taichi?
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, they're seventeen minutes, and.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Then about ten minutes into it, I start thinking of
other things. So I got to learn to stay and
you focus for seventeen.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
You think you have the self discipline to learn to
stay focused in your room, at your house, on your phone,
with all the other distractions that are there.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
The answer to your question is no, I do not.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I don't think I'm going to get through this, but
but I know I'm trying, and I'm on day two.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
You know, any.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Workout thing I do, I get like I should be
doing something else.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I got some other you know, like I just think
I should be doing something for the show. And I's
not a work Okay, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
I get all the gimmicks and haha, doing show whatever, right,
But a person like yourself goes very much into the
rituals of doing things. Why would you not set yourself
up in a position to win.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I can't stay I cannot stay interested in any sort
of that exercise or workout program.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
You're not hearing me out, well, I think one of
the ways that you did for quite a moment and
then we lost interest because of the trainer and whatever,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
But if you were to find a and I'm certain,
I'm certain, and a metropolis that is winter gardening Haven,
sorry winter Haven, and a metropolis that is so sprawling
like winter Haven, you're going to find another. You could
find a tai chi instructor there who's got a studio
who you can make a connection.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
They got to go somewhere. And I really.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Stop, man, why are you being an old lady already?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Get up? Man?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
You want stories, and you want interaction, and you want
a human interaction, but you want to do it through
your phone.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Beat a bitch, get out there.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, meet, I don't think there's any Chinese people in
winter Heaven.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I guarantee you there are guaranteed it's a metropolis. It's
certain that there's a Tai chi uh studio there. All
the characters and people that you would meet and everything,
all the stories that you would come this way. You're
just telling us stories about a video.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Dude. I'm just telling you. I've done two days of it,
and I feel good.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
If you've got an instructor that came to your house.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
No, I don't know if they come in my house.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Okay, so you don't want to go and leave your house.
You don't want anybody to come to your house.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
The dogs will bark and be crazy.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
No, get out, man, get out into the community, me somebody,
it'll be good for you.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah. But then you have your little Asian friend that
you could tell stories about.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I get an Asian friend, an Asian friend, I don't
have one of those.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
I learned from you, Ryan, you got to throw in
the racial part of it and that that that's a
good point.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I can actually have an Asian friend.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Have you ever had an Asian friend?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You know what? Oh yeah I did? Yeah yeah yeah,
well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wait wait as a
girl I knew, Yeah, an Asian girl, have an Asian friend.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
That's all I can think of. I'm sorry, all right,
we gotta take a we gotta take a break. When
we come back, we're gonna play your hot takes in
your messages.
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Speaker 1 (25:33):
Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I'm Rus Rollins along with Angel and Ryan here today
and do we have any messages or any hot takes
we do?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
We want to be a part of the show. Go
to the iHeartRadio app set.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Us at the number one preset, y'all and you hear
yourself on the Monsters. After this little song, it's time
for hot Oh yeah, oh yeah, all right, hot tag
number one, Hot Tag Monsters.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
The Rush Rollins.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
If you're serious, you'll go to a taichi dojo do
that craft.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm not serious.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I don't want to leave the house.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I don't want to leave the house.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Be a bitch, man, get out there, come and say that,
and it gets where it's probably not even his name
after we probably master Leo is a real master. We
would say Jug and Russ running quick beans such bitch,
go to dojo.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yeah, whatever you tell him, Russ throw you through a wall.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Dam, that's contradictory to all the principles of.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
R Yeah, yeah, right now. Russ has been studying serly.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
Constance. Morning morning, man. I tell you what, man, I've
been listening to this show now since twenty fourteen, and
Russ is like an onion with endless layers. Man Russ
does unfold another layer. Russ, you are the best man. Hey, Ryan,
(27:05):
help Russ get an Asian friend.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, Asian friend for sure.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Hot.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Take good morning from Saint Cloud Monsters. I'll tell you
a funny one about Asian friends. I had a guy
that taught me how to do commercial metal breaking in
a fabrication shop, and he was from Laos, Vietnam, and
his name.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Was Chow M Dang. And it was a running joke,
Charling Bang.
Speaker 12 (27:38):
But this guy literally kept all the plastic on everything
he bought.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
A lot of people do that.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
A lot of people do that.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
Hot tak, Hello, cold tip at YouTube chat. Years ago,
I needed help changing out my license plate bolts rusted on.
I took it to a place and they swapped it
for me. But they told me at the time that
I actually couldn't keep my frame on the plate because
it covered the Florida sign on the license plate and
(28:05):
the readers couldn't tell what state it was from, and
they said it was against the laws. So he had
me toss it. So I guess it's been a law
for a while. They're just changing the penalties.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Now to yeah, I cameras, they have proms reading it,
and now you're under surveillance all the time.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
You're welcome, hot take.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I can even look at you to have one. I
don't even know if I do. You do?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Ryan is Deputy Scott.
Speaker 13 (28:26):
Hey, listen, I teach a teen driving class over here
in Lake County, and a large portion of it is
all about aggressive driving.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I'll save you, spot, I need you to save me spot.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
I'm not an aggressive draw. I'm a defensive drawn.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You're aggressive.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
No, I'm being defensive. I'm saving the road.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
You should probably take that class so you could understand
the difference between what you think is defensive driving and
what really is.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
I should teach that class.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Well, company, Scott, we need you. Let me come and
teach that class. I'll tell these kids how to drive correctly.
Because people are with me on this one.
Speaker 14 (28:57):
Hot, take good after more monsters, all right, Ryan, I
am with you one hundred on this one. People have
lost any and all civility on the road. They drive
like maniacs or just completely oblivious with their high beams on.
I would love to get one of those held boards
for the back window of my truck, because you know,
if you're gonna ride my ass like. We've been married
(29:17):
for ten years and regular sex has gotten boring. Can
you at least ask me out on a date first?
But people suck big t out, all.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Right, big t hot dak.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Hey, Ryan, I'm just here to let you know that
you are not alone. I am also a petty driver.
If you have your bright on behind me and you're
tailing me, I can promise you I am dropping down
ten below the speed limit all of a sudden, I
have all this time in the world.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, not a good thing to do. Eric of vinol.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Hot egg.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
You guys are all telling on yourself. You can tell
her voice.
Speaker 13 (29:52):
Eh, morning monsters, morning, Ryan, got to tea open your mouth.
I realize that I'm the exact same person that you are,
and listening to you stresses me out, because well, I
thought that I might be the only person who lets
the littlest things ruin their friting day, Like you know
(30:13):
that person that rolls through the stop sign when I
got there first.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh yeah, I want to murder them. They are rules.
Speaker 13 (30:18):
Absolutely, get out of the park and beat them with
a club.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Oh my god, Yeah it bother you that much.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Oh yeah, buddy, that we live in a society with rules. Okay,
at least people get it. Yeah, hot sake, Russ.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I just want to congratulate you on your Employee of
the Year award. He felt was not a big enough
reason for you to go to your Christmas.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Party the other day, and Paramore had to accept it
on your behalf.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I was sweet of him. Hard work really pays off there, Russ. Like,
I didn't know. I had no idea Paramore was coming
on that.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Sure, it just happened to win Employer of the Year.
And then like you're like I did that for you. No,
it's so crazy you showed up.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
That's crazy to I take it last month and I
said you should come in sometimes. I didn't know he's
come by today, so that was very nice of him.
Speaker 15 (31:06):
Hot they what's happening in monsters? Hey, you guys talking
about the license plate cover thing? About seven or eight
years ago, Hell, probably a little couple more years than that.
I had actually got pulled over in Lake County and
that was the reasoning that they gave me for pulling
over was a van Ganaway Chevy license plate cover because
(31:28):
it obstructed my FLOORIDA dot com in the county.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
But I think it was a reason to pull me over.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
It was dumb swirled.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I'll not get with you, Okay. So it was in
the books.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Cool, they've rewritten it and it's actually easier for them
to pull you over now. It doesn't matter like if
anything is touching, like the wording of it, anything touching
the license plate that is considered to be on an impediment,
that's the reason to pull you over now. And it's
just got past October the first, So.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
The sixty days in jail for that, that's that's the
part that.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
I like, everyone's want to hang up. It's like, oh no,
it's been on the books here, It's been on the books,
all right. Cool, So now they've rewritten it. You get
a five hundred dollars die, five hundred dollars fine, and
potentially sixty days for a plastic at tag.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
That's that's just so crazy to me.
Speaker 7 (32:20):
Hot take Hey, guys, In honor of Ryan coming out
about his description discretion of age thirteen, I think we
need to rename the bus and honor of conn Air
to Conbus con Job Conjob of ninety five something like that,
and make sure you get this ankle brace. So it's
the hot guard with the weapon that you know, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
He wants to rename the bus to Winter have into
a con bus because Russ snitched to me, snitched on
me the detective barb that I stole something once when
I was twelve to feel alive.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh like you're a convict. Oh okay, I know what
he's talking about.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah, so yeah, Russ, is this snitching? Why don't you
call her up till I was late to work today too?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Rus, she knows I already told her.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Uh and the last hot.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Russ Ryan Angel, Good morning, man, I had a blast
at next show. They didn't shake the spoon on the
drinks and either felt it the next day. Hey, listen,
Angel was right at all Box Park that he's going
to DJ beautiful. Make sure you walk down the street
and check out the Wave Hotel and the beautiful sculpture.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Go on garden. It is gorgeous, all right. I just
guy had the cool pants come out and support all
the time.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Man, not only cool pants, matching pants. Yeah, let me see.
And oh couple came in. Let's see hot take.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Hey monsters. I literally just joined the show about thirty
seconds ago. Uh Russ, you sound different, you sound more peaceful.
Thank you, Thank you, sir. What you're doing. But keep
it up. It'll do it two days, two days. I'll
report every day I do it. Then I stopped talking
about you know, today's Tuesday. Yeah, I did it twice.
(34:09):
So you started on Sunday. I started on a Monday,
and then I did twesday with today's Tuesday. Okay, So
I did it. Yeah, I did it. So you don't
even know when you did it. I've done it twice
because it it shows up and you started on Sunday
or Saturday, Sunday. You started on Sunday. Yeah, so now
I go to day three, peaceful day three with rest.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
And the monster story in checking and hot take, mister Russ.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, it's your old friend evil. Yeah, your Asian little
buddy there. Her name was shu Wah. She used to
come in with another Asian lady. That's true.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, Shuah. And I forgot the other lady's name, thang
on it. Yeah, she was sweet as could be. She
ran a massage parlor.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh yeah, the true story Right by Wally's is where
it was anyway joint. Okay, that place was done. That
place is infamous, those hot takes.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
No, let's elaborate further.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, you remind me tomorrow, alright.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Hopes that place is a notorious to Tomorrow we're.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Gonna be out. You know what, I will like forget
and end up driving to the radio station tomorrow. We
gotta remember. Tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
We're gonna be out at Orlando, Harley Davidson. It's our
fundraising event to try to get as many bikes as possible, bikes,
and we'd like to also get some some bike helmets,
and it's all the benefit the Paramour and Holden Heights
Kids Zone. We will be live at Orlando Harley Davidson,
come on by. It's brought to you by Just call
(35:47):
Mo and also a Core Florine. If you want to
come out and help us put bikes together, that would
be nice. If you want to come out and watch
the show, you can do that as well. Bring a
couple of chairs if we don't have any chairs for you.
And we gotta dress warm. Right, it's gonna be cold.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
It's gonna start off cold, it'll end up being a
nice day. But yeah, okay, So where's something that we
can stripped?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
We need to wow? Now what I said?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
If you went ticket for the wrestling event, for any
events that are coming up, go to real Radio Monsers
dot com.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's Real Radio Monsters dot com. Oh sick.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
And this coming Saturday night, I will be at TSO
trans Iberian Orchestra.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Get tickets for that, Ryan, what you got?
Speaker 9 (36:24):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (36:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
And remember the tickets for the bus to winter Haven
go on sale this Friday. That bus features things like bumpers,
engine chassis, HVAC system. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Check it out. Angel.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Hey guys, I want to remind everybody about the feel
good Fast presented by Geico and iHeartRadio. Ryan and myself
will be out there and it's gonna be this Sunday,
Sunday Sunday.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Come out there.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
The even goes from two to five pm and we'll
be introducing introducing Bailey Zimmerman. I'll be day Jay and
Ryan's presenting. It's a free event. They're gonna have food
and drink, look and everything a fun, exciting time. You
want more information, go to the iHeart calendar.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
All right, say tune for the news jockey. Right after
the Monsters at three o'clock is a Jim Colbert show.
We're back tomorrow. Actually we'll be out of the later.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Heard Davidson to do our thing from Angel, Ryan and
then leaders mess up Mary Man Russell a.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Lot of while to rock Rowler.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
You guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home. We gotta get the hell up out
of here. Swirl
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