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December 12, 2025 39 mins
FRIDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - Tickets are available for the Ryan Holmes Party bus. Monster Messages & Hot Takes Tequilia of the Week.

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Look at all this in our matching shirts today. I
like these shirts. Yeah there cool, Thank you, Jack.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I beg the shirts and the style of the shirt
is actually called a raglan style T shirt.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Someone said, are you are you they're going to play
those on Christmas Eve? No, they're playing the Christmas thing
we're recording today.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
They're playing tonight seven o'clock.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
At seven o'clock on Magic one oh seven seven. They've
invited us to do it again. Thank you very much,
appreciate that. And uh, I don't know what we're gonna
we'll just throw something together after the show and we
get to go to their studio, a fancy studio, not
the not the old ragged one.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
We get welcome back.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I'm ross Rowlands along with the Amber Nova Angel. And
now it's time for the King of Demark, right Holmes
and make the day a proclamation.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
How sparkle fark go.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
There she is both too.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
The time.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
That's all waves.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh yeah, he Mr brought to buy that mortgage guy
don from that mortgage guy done dot com. More on
them later. I turned the YouTube volume on. That's importantly

(01:51):
why I went off. There there go YouTube. We're back.
We're back. Maybe a lot that goes on. A lot
of people don't understand. There's a lot of buttons you
got to head at any given time, a lot of
things going on on the YouTube, and do it off
for you, YouTube, But do it off for you. He's
a hero in fat YouTube. Actually, like your YouTube chatter,
you actually got a thirty minute head start on everybody

(02:11):
else because right now the tickets have been dropped for
the Ryan Holmes party Bush, but they dropped at seven
thirty because Jack Bradshaw went in there and dropped the
link early.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh, give them a little little extra.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah, don't tell me.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't do anything for you YouTube, all right. I'm
not getting your real radio shirts, not getting real radio hats.
But sometimes Angel has extra prizes that we give to
the YouTube people, and sometimes you get early access to tickets.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
And the hard point is you don't have to drive
to Winterhaven from Orlando, right, you can have your drinks
on the bus. They'll drive you there and back and
you get to see me wrestle.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Right, everything is wrestling, But like it's like somebody like
Kim I believe hot dog Mom is how we call
her because she's got the hot dog sun we help
get a bunch more YouTube subscribers. She was like, Oh,
gonna take my lunch break and and and get ready.
But Jack Bradshaw swooped in and said, hey, here's tikets available,
and it is the Ryan Holmes party bus. Uh, and

(03:09):
it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm I suggest like, like,
if you're rolling with me dressed like a wrestler, you
know whatever that means.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
To you, to give it your people dressed like wrestling.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I'm gonna dress like a wrestler. I haven't decided which
wrestling version I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
He's gonna mock your sports.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
I don't think that's mocking, you know I do. I
do conventions and wrestling shows and people will show up
dressed like Hulkogan or Macho Man Randy Savage, and I
think it's pretty darn cool. Or Ultimate War and you
got the armbands so you could do that, or check
the YouTube chat. You can go to Pro Wrestling Teas
dot Com, slash Ambernova and get geared up with your girl.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Okay, this is not about you right now. You have
a whole segment after.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
This where you do here have a segment. No, my
segment's only on a Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Days here.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
No, it's only on Wednesday, and Wednesday was a field trip.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I figure we.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Could take one a week. It's really all I can handle.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Guys, Well, then you get nothing and don't promote your wrestling,
don't promote your teas during my segment. Okay, that's for
your only fans. But yes, you can't get tickets right now.
Real Radio dot FM slash Ryan. That's cool. I like
that Real Radio dot FM slash Ryan. And you'll get
tickets on the brew bus. It's super. It's not as
expensive as our brew bus. No, no, no, no, it's

(04:24):
a less and when you get there, get the ticket
to the wrestling event, you get the bus ride.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
And if people want to take a pontoon ride, and
and uh, because it's on the winter Haven Chain of
Lakes where I live, they're going to do a couple
of pontoon rides as well if you want to.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
And we're doing after party at Russ's house.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
That's what I heard.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
That's not happening. That's we go over to russ Rollins Hacienda. Yeah,
the Rollins Hacienda, and we hang out there. It looks
like you guys will see it. Really, it looks like
a taco bell from the outside.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
I'm going to get to see your house. I have
seen pictures. It does look like something it's seen Arizona
or like.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, it's a Spanish a Spanish homes.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
It's a really cool home.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's a it's a it's a lovely place. So thank
you for hosting the after party.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Rest.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's really nice of you. We'll take the bus there.
We'll hang out on the back porch the little bonfire.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm sure you'll have some kind of delicious meats and
cheese spread for us only if wins. Okay, well, if.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
I lose, I could drink whiskey because I'm sad. But
I'm not losing, all right.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
If you win and Teal Piper wins, and then both win.
If you both win, can you both come to the
party afterwards?

Speaker 6 (05:32):
I don't know. I don't know about that. You want
her in your house? You know how those pipers are?
You want things stolen?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
That sounded racist when you said it.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I don't know what that.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Oh, she even admits it. She's clear as day, Like
what like my dad did it. I got to do it,
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Aren't you a mechanic ause your dad's a mechanic?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Lie?

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Cheat steel Lie?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Are you a mechanic as your dad's mechanic.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
I'm a mechanic, yes, because my dad wouldn't. However, all
of his four daughters, I'm the only one that took
interest in it, so it was a lot of my choice.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Hey, someone just said that they got the bus tickets
when they want to upgrade when they get there to
get ringside. You can do that once you get there, Uh,
you can upgrade it. Just uh they'll they'll be you know,
people there that can help you with that.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Okay, So novfter party at restaurans because he's not cool anymore.
That's fine, But thank you. I really want to say
thank you to to uh for doing like, uh, it's like,
you know, it's fun to do a party bus. It
gets me a little extra cash in my pocket, and
I think, uh, I feel like that people have just
been like feeling like I've not been appreciative of it.

(06:42):
So I would like to say thank you to Mills
there just call mo Sha Transportation for putting this all together.
You guys are awesome. Just call Mo most always doing
stuff for me and I really like that about Mo.
He's a good guy like that.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Uh, it is nice of him to put that together
for you.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, it's so nice. And who's the salesperson on that?
I got to thank them as well, Bruce Bruce, Oh,
Bruce Stone Brewcestone, you're the man, dude, Thank you so
much for putting this together. It's fantastic and it's a
It adds a little money to my Christmas. So there
you go, So thank you for that. For the Ryan
Holmes party bus featuring Monster Wrestling Sometimes, m h, I

(07:25):
had a rough day yesterday.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Why did you have a rough day?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Had a rough day? My wife had to get surgery,
MA major surgery.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Congratulations, congratulations on her new boobs. Well, I don't know
what the surgery was. I was just guessing, but that's
pretty cool if that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
WHOA, it's not.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
I'm happy that she's doing okay from her surgery. You
said she was doing I asked you, is she okay,
and you're like, yeah, she's doing good.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
You didn't tell her what it was, so she just guessed.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
You're just digging in deeper.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I'm sorry, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
You mad?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
No, not getting new breasts yesterday. My wife's boobs are
just fine.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Surgery. That's all she thinks of is a breast surgeon.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
That's the one she's had.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
I'm not knocking it.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I'm not knocking knockers. That's really where your head goes.
I tell you my wife had major surgery. He goes,
rats on the new boobs.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Baby.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Well, actually, no, I thought it was her ankle her
because remember she had to wear a cast at your wedding.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, so I thought it was years ago.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Yeah, so I thought her leg was messed up from
that cast injury, so she had to get something done
in her ankle. And Russ was like, no, I don't
think it's that, And I was like, oh, it's boobs.
So that was my first guess. I'm gonna stop talking.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Stop talking now.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
That brain just works that way.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
And this and this.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Jenius invited that to hang out with us when we
do the other recording.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
You can't be mad. That's just the weird cribs.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Major surgery when they're getting at a boob.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Jack is a major surgery.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
I have to yes, it is. No, it is not, yes, surgery.
Major surgery is a little different.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I don't know how about this one.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
When they're ever talking about it, no one's ever coy
or like trying to go around beat around the subject.
But what the type of surgery is. Somebody's going to
get boob job. They're like, my wife got a boom
doob I pay for a boob job. I've known tons
of women who can't stop bragging about their boobtop. There's
a reason why he hasn't said specifically what.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
The surgery is.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Maybe she didn't know.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Was cursed.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
You think you think, christ I almost yelled the F
word with you. I can't even mad at it. It's
like a dog that just pooped on the floor, but like'
too late to go back and yelling no, no, no, you.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Absolutely you absolutely can be mad. You just grabbed the
dog by the scruff and put.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Her nose in it.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
My god, girl, damn, I just want to say, Christina,
I hope you're recovering. Well, sorry if I embarrassed you.
I'm used to embarrass seeing myself all the time.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
My god, dude, Like, it's like, so you you just
go immediately and I say major surgery, and that yours when.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
I thought it was her leg she had like screws
putting her ankle or something.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Go years later, Yeah, I don't know. People.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Wait, No, my wife is doing great. She got a
Brazilian butt lift and she's I'm just kidding Amber. That
was a joke. No, it was health. It's health stuff,
and I'm not telling everybody about what it is because
it's she's her own person and she doesn't want people

(10:34):
going on the radio talking about it necessarily. But I
had to. There was a time where like I had
to leave her and she had to go into into
like the you know, the surgery.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Shout out.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
First of all, thank you so much to the Winter
Park Hospital and the doctors that worked there and the
nursing staff what like, they did such an amazing job.
They there was like a screen on that you could
like watch the screen and they would be like, oh,
this person's getting checked in. Okay, now they're now they're
in the pre room, now they're under anesthesia, now they're
and it was like five different categories and you could

(11:03):
like kind of watch it. And these nurses weren't like dismissive,
you know, like, uh, the last time I've really had
to do with hospital stuff. I think was with my
grandfather and my dad and like like I just the
nursing staff like you're gonna have a lot of questions right,
just naturally, And I felt I got a lot of
pushback from the staff with my dad. With these people
were like so nice, answered all the questions. Uh, the

(11:24):
Advent Health there in Winner Park, thank you so much.
You guys took such good care of my wife. It's
very you know, like she's healing now she's at home
and uh, she's she's doing good. She'll be fine. But
it's just as that moment of like they're they're wheeling my.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Wife away, it's scary and it's like, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Hope they bring her back, you know, like because anesthesia
can kill you. Like it's one of those weird things
we never talked about.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
It does happen.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
It does happen. So but the staff there were just
they they just did did such a good job of
making her feel comfortable because she's like, my wife is
like a little baby bird, you know, she doesn't she
doesn't do this kind of stuff well. And she uh
and I was really proud of her that she was
able to get through it. But no, she didn't get
new boobs.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Amber.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
I'm I'm that congratulations. You said, I asked you this morning,
how is she doing? And you said she's doing good?
And I was like, good, we'll glad that she's doing good.
And I thought it was maybe an ankle surgery, and
then Russell like, no, I don't think that's it, and
I was like, okay, it got boobs.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Speaking of.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
She'll say the same thing.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
We caught it all the first time.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Lady did get her to say the exact same thing
five times in a row. Sometimes I try to see
if I can get her to do it six times.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
She'll do it all. Yeah, yeah, well, oh my gosh,
you guys gonna hang out with Bailey's m Oh my gosh,
I wish I could do this.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh my gosh, Bailey's arm and oh my gosh, what uh?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
You said that to be five times in a row
and under four minutes and I got him the first time.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
People are saying that that Amber is the real heel
because Teal never trashes Amber, but Amber always trashes Teal,
So Amber Nova is the real villains.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
No effects look for some facts, So whatever Amber says
that whatever Teel says anything to you, she always says
it to your face. She doesn't wait to you. Not
being a studio. Last time you were a studio, you
were cowering over there.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh my gosh, over there. Oh you were like a Wilton,
you were you are a lot.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Started the video and see I.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Was very mild because I was trying to be.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
She is not.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
The commentary on the YouTube and texting like, oh my gosh,
look at Amber.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
She shook and I was like, you damn right right.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
You know how you get really upset at Amber matches
when she loses, and you're like, the whole crowd was
all done. Imagine if Amber loses and you got a
ride back on that bus with fifty upset Monster fans.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, every forty nine ship Monster fans and my wife.
But at least they got new boobs to look at.
You know what else is inflated Amber? Mortgage prices And
that's why you want to work with that mortgage guy.
Done from that mortgage guy don dot com. That's correct.
If you're out there shopping for a quote, you can
use the compare quote calculator. Less than the small amount

(14:11):
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whether you're doing traditional mortgages or even small business loans.
Don has over one thousand and five star Google reviews.
He's absolutely fantastic and he has a show here on
Saturdays from nineteen ten thirty here on Real Radio. Check

(14:32):
it out with Fritz and MJ. It's awesome and so
it's shall Boo B by Ryan.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
A couple of people are saying that they don't see
the click here for tickets.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Because they're a moron. It literally says click here for ticket.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, I see it too. You do they have to
like clear or something like that.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Uh, jinx Coke. No, it's it's it's right, it's right here.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Person Teresa from DeLand says there's no place to buy tickets.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, there's two people that there's not a button, but
it's underlined it says click here for tickets. There's even
another but under that where it's just click here for
tickets and yeah, so you got it.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
So yeah, yeah, you find find the the graphic of
Ryan driving a bus.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
And then if you click the click here for tickets,
there's a tip button that's your tickets.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
You click that click pretty easy.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
I appreciate, Teresa. I know it's small, it's small little
letters for that the click here for tickets though, but
it is there.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Go to real Radiomasters dot com. That's Real Radio Day
and you can get those tickets for the big match,
which is next month. I can't believe it's next month.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
UH.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
And everybody who wins in UH on January sixteenth will
advance to Earthday Birthday, which is gonna be huge. I
mean it's gonna be in between two of the biggest
concerts and it's gonna be set up. I mean they're
really gonna set it up right at birthday birthday.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
That's crazy. I didn't know the price on this though.
It's fifty it's fifty three twenty nine with tex right,
that's cheaper than an uber one way Uber. Plus you
get to go to a wrestling event. Plus you get
to hang out with us. Plus I'm playing the music.
I could do what I want. It's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
There you go, are all that's happened?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
All right?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
When we come back, play your hot takes and your pilk.
Oh yeah. If people are texting me and they're asking
about tickets.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
For the event next month out at UH in winter
Haven at Tanners, if they want to just buy tickets
but not get on the bus, Yeah, those tickets are
available now as well. Go to a real radiomasters dot com.
That's real radiomasters dot com. Any of those graphics that
you see that I made, there's like three of them there.
You can just got to click on those and get

(16:37):
your tickets. There's ringside tickets. There's tickets where you got
a table and you get either a bottle of Daisy's
tequila or you can get a bottle of Triple R
blended whiskey, whichever one you want, or you can probably
order both.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
And so you know, up to you.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
And then there's general admission and everybody that goes on
the bus gets general admission. Uh tickets and uh that's
the bus with Ryan Holmes, and those tickets are on
sale right now. If you go to real Radio dot
fm slash Ryan all about Ryan. We made it all
about you.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Ryan about damn time call me hero too. I think
I would like people get it. I never got a
Zany radio name. I think it should just be Hero.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Ryan Holme. Yeah, that's like Zany. That's all you got.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Denmark, you got to kod works perfectly. Yeah, you got
ko d Family right exactly. And then Angel once again.
Sunday you guys are hosted. I just got some of
the music from this Bailey. Uhimmerman. Yeah, he's really good.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I don't know why you are. Maybe you don't pay
attention to but with all the video screens that we
have on the building, he's on a bunch of those
hot reels, dude.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
And is that free event we're doing all actually free?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Come out.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
It's like a pop up concert that they're doing right
there box Park, right there in Lakenona. It's gonna be
absolutely a really fun time. Get there early, man, and
get some food, get some drinks, and again a huge
shout out to Geico and I Heart for presenting the
feel Good Fest of Orlando right there at Boxy Park
in like Nona.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
What time is it again? Uh? We're so.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
They're encouraging everyone to get there at twelve to enjoy
some lunch and refreshments. Zimmerman Bailey. Zimmerman goes on about
two o'clock.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
I think okay, okay, very good. U. Look, Michael Andrew
is going to be on with the on the Jim
Colbrat Show today. Mike Lanrew one of my favorite Christmas.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Albums ever, and there is so so y'all know.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
There is a an abbreviated it's kind of like a
mini EP and it's all the original songs for Swingerhead
and that's available on streaming platforms.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
You can make them all available. I like the whole album.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
No I'm with You and I gave you a CD.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, I don't don't player CD player.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yeah, I'm another buddy of mine wanted to give me
a CD Michael Sweet from Striper because they've got a
Christmas album. It's like you gotta get into CD for nothing.
With the system that you have and everything. There's there
are some really cool high end CD players that you
can incorporate to your Sono system. Right that would be minimal,
sleek looking.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
And this crowded music that would be able to hook
that back.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I would probably be the guys that you want to
holler crowd audio. Yeah. I think they had a really
cool music event and not too long ago, like a
Vinyl Night Crown Audio.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
No, it wasn't that anyway.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
The Jim Culbert Show today you're gonna have Dev's hosting.
Tom Sorels is going to be there. Oh man, hope
he's doing good. I like Tom Sorels, of course, Jack
and Michael Andrew from Swingerhead. Do you have any hot
takes or messages today?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
We do, Russ. If you want to be a part
of the show, you go to the iHeart Radio app.
You use the top back function using after you said,
this is the number one pre set, of course, and
we only got kind of light on the hot takes today,
so you probably get one in as we're doing this
and you hear your stuff on them monsters. After this
little song, it's.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Time for.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Boom boom cut chew. Oh, here's somebody we haven't heard
from in a minute hot take.

Speaker 8 (19:57):
It's five things it was again. Did Russ secretly start
cheering for them when he moved out West?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Nope?

Speaker 8 (20:03):
Hey, Ryan, I can get you on the nod it
is No, it's the triple R segment at whatever the
hell time. I want to damn it Allen. You listen
at nine o'clock too. Can't wait for the monsters to
be in the pinky section. Ryan will be cheering for
old Dominion in the stinky section. The monsters collect somewhere
between eighteen and six thousand percent of the bikes on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Math is hard May math is hard me time.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
That's a that's a man who's a very successful dentist,
and he takes the time and does that as well.
That's how you do hot Day. People like I don't
put him on hot takes because they're your audio terrible.
You're take too long. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I like dear him and Melinda.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, we're doing we're doing it. We're doing a show here, guys,
hot take, Good morning master. This is Peel. This messages
specifically for Angel.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Angel. Yesterday on the show, you said I'm gonna be
paying all the hot messcuse not like Yan. I was like, hey,
that's cool. Guess what play three?

Speaker 9 (21:06):
Bryan?

Speaker 5 (21:07):
You are the man?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
How dare you? Angel? He said, you can play all
of it, and you only played three.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
We don't have that time. We ran late.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Thank you Russ for explaining that you got Thank you
for explaining the explanation.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Explaining that explaining is losing is losing it.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
That's a double l for you.

Speaker 10 (21:28):
Good morning the monsters, ros. I just wanted to say
thank you very much for organizing the bike drive. We
had fun that I have fun. I'm looking forward on
a sex offul year next year and trying to get
some ticket to go on the Porl bus.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
You know that was gonna be so poor.

Speaker 10 (21:48):
I hope whoever the DJ makes up make light of it.
Lots of Christmas MutS.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
It's gonna be the fun bus. Because only people who
are like minded, like Ryan, the ko Da Holmes and
and uh you can be cool and hang out with
other like minded people. We might start a.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Cult fifty Ryan Holmes fans. Yeah, or they could be
Ambernova fans who just want to get on a bus
to go see her.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
It would be awesome if everybody dressed like Amba, everyone dressed.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Like you would be like stands.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh, that would be fun. Yeah, dressed like Ryan Holmes.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, like I did for that one.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Amazed this for John Cena did for his WrestleMania.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
She got so excited to tell you that, thank you.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
I'm just going to pick a hot take randomly. She
distracted me. Hot take.

Speaker 11 (22:35):
Good morning monsters, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Ryan, you are
a national hero. Thank you, You're saved the mornings every
day in Orlando. Thank you for your service.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
You're welcome. Merry Christmas. That was just random, that random crazy,
the random ones I paid. Stop paying your cousins to
call they would never. Let's see how.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Got that dad joke for Amber?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Hey? Amber, I just spent three hundred dollars on a
limousine but discovered that it didn't come with a driver.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I spent all that money, had nothing to show for it.

Speaker 6 (23:14):
I get it, chauffeur, chauffeur. I got it on pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
There you go about this one quick like a whip
hot egg, Ambernova. What do you call an old snowman water?
What do you call it? Yetti with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Okay, did you get the first one though? What do
you call an old snowman?

Speaker 7 (23:38):
Well?

Speaker 6 (23:38):
Yeah, because snow melt sin, it's water.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
But okay, you didn't think it's funny. It's making sure,
just making sure, hot tank, warning monsters, just doing a
shout out to Ryan's wife.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Hopefully everything went well on the surgery. Uh, anyway, that's
all I got. Take care.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
That was before the segment that where we talked about it.
That guy was just being a nice person, nice too.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Where are you bowitch on with the boots?

Speaker 6 (24:02):
And I was happy that she was.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Okay, hot tape, what's that monster's wd?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Happy weekend?

Speaker 9 (24:08):
I'd like to formally apologize for a hot take I
made earlier this week. Sure, I told Russy was being
a little bitch.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
That was rude. It was uncalled for.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:19):
Also, I'd like to come down there eventually and get
on one of those brew buses and really don't want
Russ put me through a wall. Of course, you'd have
to catch me first, and we all know that's not happening.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Mister mcbabby pass. Look who's laughing? Look who's laughing on that?

Speaker 6 (24:39):
What's so funny the fact that that guy was like, yo,
I want to hang out us because because that's freaking
triple r He's like, I want to hang out with
his gang, the Scooby gang. And then he's like, but
I don't want to get made up?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
You know? Are you explaining the joke he's talking?

Speaker 7 (24:56):
You know?

Speaker 6 (24:56):
And then what's that?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
It works?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Work much like it? Actually like a car. You can
see the gears turn.

Speaker 12 (25:07):
Let's see hot monsters Monsters Morning Morning. I was always
man loving the show over the years. Man Man, I
love when Imber's on the show. Man, I can just
turn my brain off or put it in cruise control.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
You can't think.

Speaker 12 (25:23):
I can't think too deep about anything, Umbers saying, I
no wonder she and Russ gets along so well because
the same.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Anyway.

Speaker 12 (25:33):
Blessed Love, Angel bread, I pick up every time.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
You know, love, blessing, blessing and love.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Uh, let me see hot Ryan and Angel.

Speaker 9 (25:44):
It was great to see you guys out of the
bike drive the other day. Next year, I'll try to
bring more manpower, bring my own tools and some more
band aids. Because somebody ended up bleeding over something on some.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Really oh yeah, speedy, weedy really adults year, Yeah you do,
speeding WEENI need definitely needed stitches.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
And he just sat there still building bikes, So I mean,
good on them. Take care of your hand, mister ween A.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Coach was to put them together. Kyla was putting them together.
Who was, uh, speedy weenie.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
My favorite was this lady who brought her son out
and they're like, we're gonna build a bike. We're gonna help.
And then like the kid was like, you know, being
a kid, he's hungry. He's like, I'm hungry. And they
they thought they were gonna put together one of the
small bikes very fast, and they gave up and left.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
No, but she also brought a balance bike. Yeah, so
we put together balance bike first. But you're ride.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
But I was like, this is gonna be a lesson
for this child. How beautiful of a moment. And they're like, no,
this is these stupid little bikes are way too hard.
Let's see. I appreciate her hot They.

Speaker 11 (26:48):
Hey, Amber, did you hear about the two peanuts that
got into a fight.

Speaker 9 (26:53):
Yeah, one was assaulted.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Assaulted like fours go. It was a salted was the
last hot tat Monsters? Angel Man, you need to quit
cracking on Steve Man.

Speaker 12 (27:09):
I'm gonna show up at that Sunday Boxy Park and
give you a two piece offen.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
You finally drove Steve to the edge.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Steve's whatever. Steve.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I left another Voice of the Other message the other
day and he appreciated, uh, something that I shared on there,
and then.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
He was going to give you a break.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
The Steve that just taught left the message today doesn't
know what Steve I was talking about it, and I
was talking about the other Steve.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
There you go, and those russ are the hot take.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Someone once again was like, I can't find where to
get the tickets. It's easy to get the tickets for
the bus ride. It's the link itself. It's it's right there.
If you go to real Radio dot f M slash Ryan,
you'll see the link and it's it's underlining and it
says click here.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
They should make that bigger.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Well, typically I think peop are looking for a box.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, it's a lie.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
It's underlined, it says click here for tickets. Exclamation.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I understand. Words are hard. I get it, but we
had to shaft. It was really hard.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah, we had to shorten it to real Radio dot
FM slash Ryan because so many people couldn't remember Real
Radio dot FM slash Ryan as a hero, uh savior
of Orlando. Thank him every time you see him.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Tickets for the bus ride and if you want to
just get tickets only to the wrestling match, go to
real radiomonsters dot com and I've got a link to everything.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Like I'm crazy, you know how I am? And I've
got everything.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Uh that's monster related is all on our website, which
is real radiomonsters dot com. When we come back, it's
time for Beer of the Week. Don't go anywhere. You're
listening to the mantra the morning.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Oh Man, Big day looking ahead with the team at
TK law to the Jim Combert Show right now, big
day for them. A lot of stuff is happening. Jack
Brownshaw sent me in text and he said, Hey, here's
what's happening today. Davis hosting Tom Sorels his guest co host,
and they got Michael Andrews swingerhead coming and hanging out

(28:59):
with steam. Look Ahead to your future with the team
at t K long is it one firm for life
dot com?

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Thanks excuse me, sir. Where it's bad brother.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Today.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
I don't mess around and no brown grand might feel
bored and keep you just saying a lot of.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Weird like it go.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Don't like to keep the subtle. Dow ain't nowhard. This
thing make you on a holler, but you want us
saying that. I can tell you're boarding trail sing it last.
Oh never. I love my beer, Let it fool like water.

(30:07):
I love my beer like open franquenty. He said, beer's fruit.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
That good Lord enough and he wants us all be
yet Walter, don't all be.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Happy, be.

Speaker 13 (30:35):
Heid ol, heighty high boys are getting on beer Thursty five.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Believe up us way. You know we don't have to
work today. That work is all of you know. We
got the full little party, had fun party times. That's
what I heard from. Drink up, down and flip the

(31:02):
whole world the bird, I love the bear, let us
fool like water.

Speaker 13 (31:13):
I love my bed, you olden fragrances, Jesus bears fruit
said good Mordan, and you want.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
To sal be Yeah, want some dona be apple? You
say he's day resund good sucking.

Speaker 8 (31:57):
You know.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Everybody's gonna have another beer beer and letty last water

(32:23):
chully beer. Shut up, don't do that having beer.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
The wrin beer beer beer, beer, beer, beer beer beer
beer of the week.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Hey Autumn, have you had a good time today?

Speaker 10 (32:40):
Have an amazing time.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I'm glad you did. I'm glad you had fun. You
got to see what we do.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I don't know used to the hardest bickering like school.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
You got to see the real, the real real.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
She found out some stuff about her husband's work. Yeah,
this has been a very eye opening.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Experience, very eye opening.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
What's up, buddy, monstrous to see it.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
It's your real radio shirt. It was dressed real radio shirt.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
What I did not get that?

Speaker 7 (33:10):
My mom blush. I told Jack to give me the
biggest one you got. And you know, maybe next year.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I'm not gonna wear mine again. Then if you can't, no.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Discriminating see.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Light shirt.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
See you light a shirt?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
All right?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Good looking shirt.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, but how would you know you don't get to
wear one? I have one.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Put it on, all right.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
You gonna cut it into a bandana, you know.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
Your yeah, uh huh, that's exactly Rambo was the first
thing I thought of when you said that.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
It was the first word that came to my head. Russell,
I apologize you hear, and this is this one's on me.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
I fumbled the bit and I forgot to grab beers
for today.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh so you know, another bit of a pivot though,
so on on a pivot.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Shout out to Leesburg Chicken man. Oh, he's the one
that helped facilitate this. We have a fantastic collection of
the samples of different liquors of around the world, and
I was like, well, like you mentioned today, it's our
last like show show, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Twenty twenty five, the last Friday show. Yeah, because don't
think we'll play the beer song next week?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Will we do whatever we want?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Mandings don't count next week?

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Is that what I heard?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
So what we're gonna say.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Is we're doing samples of tequilask So myself Sea Lane.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
On autumn and one I over here, she knows.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
What I think.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
No, no, no, So we have G four repo this
is my personal favorite. Russ and amber Smova got me
hint the uh yeah, minta reposado, and then the symphony.
You got the symphony series. And then it's up to
you if you want to uh Ryan, Okay, you've got

(35:13):
both of them. You got four and you also have
the meant that repos.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Celebrating my wife's surgery. So I'll take two gratulations.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Boobs. You know what three C boo? Smooth?

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Is that what you call? I think we just killed autumn.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
What did you think of it? You you had a
chance to get you went straight to winter. I mean
I like tequila. I think that was smooth.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I like the meta repos Symphony series, and so it
tastes a good I like it amber the same thing
as Russ had.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
Yeah, I did drink the same thing. I chugged it
with pine apple with a couple of pieces of pineapple
water because I just couldn't handle it.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
So you didn't taste it at all?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Okay, ah, Brian, did you do both?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I did one. I don't know which one was which,
so I'm gonna do the other one. Now, let's just
take it out of us. Really good, but in different,
very different ways, like a run better. But I do
like the second one comes with that like tequila after
taste that I like a lot.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Okay, yeah, so that was the THEO.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
That's how I pictured tequila as the second one. But
I really liked the first one.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I really liked Sea Lion.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Would you think that was really good? The G four
was fantastic. I'm moving at a ten. Now there you go.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
What did you think out of ten? Burning in my stomach?

Speaker 8 (36:49):
Yah?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Or Autumn you didn't have a chaser?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Well, Autumn, thank you for your donation. I'm glad you
had a good time here today. And and tell your
husband we said hello, of course.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Oh and tell the rest of the crew too, because
they're all jealous.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I got lost.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
He's got stories in zero res. But shade.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
At their Christmas parties next week.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Okay, all right, hey listen if you want to get
Amber If I want to get a calendar, where would
I get one?

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Oh yeah, message me on Instagram, follow me on my
social media. Amber Nova seventy three. I only have a
couple twenty twenty six calendars.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
List months in order.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Yes, the months are in order. I only have a few, sure, yes,
only a few twenty twenty six calendars left. So you
guys dm me. Hit me up if you want one,
and please go secure your ticket for January sixteenth and
see me Wressell and winter Haven.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
That's right, And then you're gonna be with me tomorrow
at TSO trans Liberian Orchestra. And there are still tickets
available for Transiverian Orchestra for two thirty and seven thirty.
I'll be at the seven thirty show with Amber Nova.
My mom's gonna be there, my family's gonna be there.
They're gonna have us on stage to donate to the
Karla k Cancer Screening Fund. So if you see me there,
please say hello and uh. And tickets for Ryan Holmes
party bus available now. They're selling quickly, so if you

(38:05):
want to get on that party bus, you might want
to go to real Radiomasters dot com.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
And grab them now, right right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
There's only about twenty five tickets still available from his
last text that I got from Jack, so they are
going fast. Jump on it now. And if you want
to see me, Ryan Holmes, the Hero of Central Florida,
I will be at the Crimson House Tomorrow Saturday from
seven to nine and Newsimberna Beach Dude Free Trivia, So
come out, win some prizes, bring your friends, bring your family.
Free trivia. Crimson House Saturday, seven o'clock, New Simmerna Beach

(38:33):
Angel Sunday.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
You guys are out.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah, We're gonna be at the Geico in iHeartRadio presents
Feel Good Fast. That's gonna be a boxy park right
there in Lakenona. Goes from two to five. Ryan and
I are been handled in stage duties. I'll be DJ
and Ryan's MC. We're with special guest Bailey Zimmerman. It's
free admission. Arrive early, get some lunch, get some drink.
It feel good at with Geico and iHeart See Lane.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
What you got buddy, See das Lane dot com.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
You can check me out, follow me.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
I'm a social all right. Say tune for the news
joke right after the Monsters. Then at three o'clock is
the Jim Coban Show. We're back next Monday to do
our thing from Seilane, Amber Angel and Ryan Holmes.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I believe it's Bess lf married man and one rustled
lady Russell little Well to rock for los Hey guys,
thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
We ain't gotta go home, we gotta get the hell
up out of here.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Swirls
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