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Speaker 1 (00:08):
I making his way to the ring. Put more lambs
your floor, triple what way?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Russ's making his way to the ring right now. He's
coming in, coming in hot with a plateful of eggs.
That looks like some kind of delicious breakfast sandwich. I
need a little Sammy Sami, Hey about it.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
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Welcome back. I'm Russ with Ryan Holmes here today. Ryan,
do we have any prizes in the prize? Uh? Whether

(01:47):
this is not the prize penata, it's the.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
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Speaker 4 (01:51):
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(02:12):
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Speaker 2 (02:16):
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Speaker 3 (02:49):
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Speaker 2 (02:51):
I know that's a.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Lot of words and promo suite just logged me out,
you stupid, stupid app.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
But I know what it is.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
It's a pair of tickets to see the Trans Siberian
Orchestra RUSS Trans Siberian Orchestra where you will be there.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
One of the nights.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, I'm well, it's it's all Saturday night. Trans Hiberian Orchestra,
really awesome people and they always donate a portion of
the proceeds to a local charity that they've picked, the
Karl k Cancer Screening Fund to help people get cancer screening.
And I will be there on stage this Saturday night
for the second showing.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
That's right December thirteenth, the Trans Sibriian Orchestra The Ghosts
of Christmas returns to the Kia Center and get your
tickets at ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
And those RUSS are the prizes in the Viking ship.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, and I tried to make it easy for you.
If you want to, just go to real radiomasters dot com.
You'll see I made a little icon thing for Trans
Siberian Orchestra. You can just click on that and get
your tickets. Obviously, we want to sell as many tickets
as possible because the more tickets we sell, the more
money they'll donate to the cancer screening Fund. So if
you want to kind of help out and have a
great date night on Saturday night, just go get your tickets.

(03:59):
We'd appreciate that. Uh well, I see the lines are packed.
Do a little trivia at nine. We'd switch it up
a little bit. Who do we got on the line
that wants to play trivia?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Let's see up first, We've got from Coco.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
We've got Mickey MIGGI Yo, Miggy, help me there we.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Go, Hi, Mickey, how you doing? Hi? I am wonderful.
I have a trivia question for you. If you get
the trivia question right, you are the queen and you
can plug and promote whatever you want and you get
whatever prize you want in the prize panatta. If you
don't get it right, then Ryan can try to get
it right for you, so you kind of have a lifeline.
We want you to answer the question as quickly as

(04:39):
possible as because we don't want you to google it
because that's not fair for everybody else. Okay, all right,
good luck, here we go. According to this is a
US weekly, they just did a they just did this
a couple of weeks ago, asking the question what is
the best Christmas movie of all time? What came in
number one?

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Oh no, would you say the grib What she said,
Griswold Christmas Vacation.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
No, Christmas Vacation is number nine on the list. It
got a seven point five. But Ryan, you can get
it right for her. Hell yeah, what do you think
came in number one for the best Christmas movie of
all time?

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm stuck between two?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I mean, it's the Christmas movie right like it's and it's.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
The best Christmas movie of all time? According to uh
what I said the US Weekly and it.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Was I'm going to take a big swing here and
this might be a full Romain okay, but I think
this is the number one Christmas movie because it because
at some point they lost the like the rights to it,
and it became public domain.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
And because and that's why this movie would air all
the time.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
And it wasn't considered a great movie when it came out,
but because over time and like any TV station, you
could just air it. Yeah, it became so well loved.
And that's gonna be it's a wonderful.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Lat there you go, that's a wind. Yeah, it got
an eight point six. It got an eight point six.
It's a wonderful life. It's considering the great. But when
it came out, it was a flop, yes, and people did.
Now I love it every year I love to watch it.
I love the movie, you know, I really really do
like it. So it's it's one of my favorites for sure.

(06:27):
Uh but Mickey, congratulations, you're a winner thanks to Ryan Holmes.
How long have you been listening to the show, Mickey?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Like ten years?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Ten years? All right? And what do you do for livin?

Speaker 5 (06:38):
I bar?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah? What bartend? Bartender?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Are you doing up so early?

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Mickey?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Baby? Day shift? Okay, day shift? Bartender? Were you bartender
at this early?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I worked?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I think of this social.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Okay, so you like a fancy bartender?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
And what would you like to plug and promote and
tell us about work.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Hey, okay, where's that place that say one more time
for me?

Speaker 6 (07:07):
The Hampton Social and poland.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Hampton Social in Oh okay, the place they just opened.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Right, we opened in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
That's recently as far as I'm concerned my brain.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, yeah, no, because well they added a bunch of
restaurants over there in Porn Orlando to fill it out.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Because Adobe Gila's went the way of the Gila.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Heys liked that place. Hey, so what what would what
prize do you want to take with you, Miggy.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
I'll take the Transferverian Orchestra tekeess trans I.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Beer in Orchestra. Yeah, have you ever been before? I hadn't.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
I'm really excited.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
You were gonna love it. It really is cool and
I'll probably be sitting by you, guys, so please say
hello when you're there. If you're at the second showing,
I think I think they have tickets for the second showing.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
And it's like a rock show, but it's Christmas. It
really is super cool. I'm looking forward to it. It's
this Saturday night. For anyone who doesn't have tickets yet,
grab them because the portion of the proceeds gonna to
the charity that I started. So great, Mickey, all right,
we're gonna put you on hold and get you those tickets.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Okay, I think.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Alright, very good. There you go. She's a winner. Okay.
So what do you think came in second place for
this is? According to the US Weekly, they did a
poll of two thousand people second place for the best
Christmas movies of all time.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Just sticking with my amount of times that it's played,
theory A Christmas Story.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
A Christmas Carol is in second the one from nineteen
fifty one.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
What the hell is that one?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Christmas Carol is basically it's your Scrooge, the Screwge story,
and that plays at midnight. I know this because I
watched I always watch It's Wonderful Life on NBC, and
then at midnight they play a Christmas Carol. I think
that's on CBS, and that's, you know, with Scrooge. But

(08:54):
it's the one from nineteen fifty one. There is one
that's older, but.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
That guy this one from the thirties.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, there's one of the thirties. The one from the
fifties seems to be more popular. For whatever reason. What
came what do you think is in third place for
and these are all older, These are all older.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Okay, then a miracle on thirty fourth.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
There you go. That's a Now that one I boring.
I kind of liked it when I was a kid.
I don't like it anymore for some reason.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
So they're all old, so there's not going to be
uh spirited not spirited away?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah spirited.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Well okay, so a Christmas story that you said that
got a seven point nine. And that's another one that.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I'm over it. I'm over it's too much At this point.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
I think I'm over it too, because it's like the
movie doesn't have a timeline, so you can just watch
it at any time, because you know, there's no time.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's a movie where things just happen.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's just a bunch of little stories. Yeah, okay, the
newest of all of the movies. Oh no, actually no, no, no,
there's one more that's newer, but the newest, one of
the newest ones, it's uh The Nightmare Before Christmas, which
I always consider that more of a Hallow.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
It's definitely a Christmas movie. It's a Christmas movie with
Halloween characters. Yeah, yeah, they live in Halloween town that
they want to have Christmas, so it's more of a Christmas.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I mean it's a both.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
It's a both.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, it's a both. It's great.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Home Alone came in sixth place.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Fantastic movie should be higher on this list.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I'm not on the I don't that's not one that
I add in. I don't watch Christmas.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, it's a little past your generation, but like for me,
it's home Alone all day, really little Kevin McAllister stopping
robbers from coming in, who are well the wet bandits
who leave their signature making things wet.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Okay, now you didn't have to take a shot at
it's past my generation because I do watch Love actually
and that it came out in two thousand and three.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah, but Home Alone you had to be like a
kid for right, I think, because I don't know if
I would watch it, never had seen it as an adult.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I don't know if I I would like it.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
In seventh place is White Christmas. And that's one that
I never watched before. But it's something that my wife
that Mary Ellen, as a kid like, she always watched
that with her mom. So I started watching it with
her and now I love it like it's old. It's
nineteen fifty four, it's Bing Crosby, it's some old s,
but it's nostalgic for her and it makes her happy,
so I like watching it with her.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Now, Oh, was it about the fifties that where that's
all our Christmas movies and songs come from? Well, there
hasn't been a Christmas, a real Christmas revival. It's been
seventy five years, you know what I mean? Like, why
was it the fifties were so christmasy? I don't know,
but like every classic Christmas song is written around that time. Yeah,

(11:34):
every classic Christmas movie is written and done right around then.
We obviously have our home alones and whatnot. But there
seemed to be like, was it like that in the fifties?
Older people tell me?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Was it just? Did it just feel like Christmas all
the time?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Day?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Every day? It was Christmas? Nineteen fifty four.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Here's one. I don't even know what this is and
I'm sixty years old. I never heard of the Bishop's
wife from nineteen forty seven. It came in eighth place
the bishops.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
I've seen the wife polish the bishop. Is that based
on that?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I think that's a different story altogether. The Bishop.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I have no idea the Bishop's wife.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Maybe I'll look it up. It came in eighth, and
then Christmas Vacation.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Great movie.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I watch it every year, love it. They're running it already,
like it's already running. You know, Elf should be on here,
like Elf.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Is a good Elf should be on this list. You
are correct.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Elf is a great Christmas movie and I absolutely love it.
But a number ten on this list is Love Action.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, I love it.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
That's pornography in it, oh it does, and like that
is not a good Christmas thing.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
I love that movie.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
One of these things is not like the other. I'm
not saying Love actually is a bad movie. I actually
really enjoy watching it every year. But it's not like
these other movies.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
I could read that four Christmases with Reyese Witherspoon and
Vince Vaughn. It's one of my favorites. It's funny it's.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Your favorite Christmas movie, isn't. Batman Returns?

Speaker 7 (12:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I don't think as a's a Christmas movie.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
I never watched it during Christmas.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I mean, when was the last time you watched Batman Returns?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Because I saw it recently and I'm like, oh, this
is a Christmas movie.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I like completely forgotten that fact.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I considered a Michelle Pfeifer movie.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Like I can see how people will say, like, Diehard's
not a Christmas movie, It's just set during Christmas. Batman
returns is a Christmas movie.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
It is not.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
It's a big part of the plot.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
It's not about Christmas.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
It's a big part of the plot though.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Because he gives all the gifts. Yes, Shrek, Shrek a
Christmas movie, and the Batman punches a Santa Claus thing.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
You should go home and watch that while you're on break.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I might do that. I might do that. All right,
take a little break off, more big dumb fun when
we come back, don't go anywhere. You're listening to the
Manses in the Morning. Welcome back to the Monsters in

(14:11):
the Morning. We're Radio one on four point one broadcasting
live on iHeartRadio. I'm Russ Rowlands along with Ryan Holmes.
Angel is out today. He's not feeling well. Hopefully he'll
feel better tomorrow and we'll have him back. Next segment,
we'll have the winner of Miss Monster Burless by the way,
which was a big success, A lot of fun and
getting hurt about it. I'm sure we'll go over it

(14:34):
again when they get in here, but we'll tell you
all about what happened on Friday night. It was a
great time. Tomorrow, not tomorrow, Wednesday, we are going to
be out at Orlando Harley Davidson, and that is for
a big bike drive to try to get as many
bikes as possible. If you can grab a bike or
two over I don't at Target or at Walmart or
wherever you get your kids bikes, we'd love for you

(14:55):
to stop by and drop it off on Wednesday at
Orlando Harley Davidson. We want to think just call MO
for sponsoring the event and it you know, it's gonna
be us live out there along with the News Junkie
will be live and then the Jim Colbert Show live.
So everyone to be out there on Wednesday. You can
join us for that. Ryan, what's up now? I will

(15:16):
say this. I understand how this is gonna sound, and
I know that it's there's probably a timeline on this,
but you don't know. If you don't try right, you
don't know. If you don't give it a shot, you know,
you don't know if you don't say, Okay, well, maybe
maybe this will be for me. Guess what I started.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yesterday wearing a lot of pink.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Now, no, I we're pink today because I wanted to
wear my pink Miami Dolphin hat to rub in the
fact that I won one hundred and fifty dollars from
you from the Miami Dolphin game and it was the
only pink short of had. So I wore this with
my pink hat that my son gave me.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
You know how you say what big guys shouldn't wear white?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Huh want pink in there? Like a great pape.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
I mean it's got it's got a gorilla on the front.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, you got a great pape vibe going on right now.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I gotta be honest with you. I was considering, like
this might be the last time I wear this shirt,
Like I think when I go home, I'm just throwing
this one in.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
The pink is your color, you know whatever. But sorry
not to distract you. So something you started doing? Yeah,
and you look left and right. Did you start trimming
your own beard?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
No? You started doing Heisman trophy impressions?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Tai Chi. I started I started to tie chi, uh,
which that.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Was because I don't know if you're doing it right. No.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
No, that that was the first thing you do that
you add something new every day. That was the first
one you do.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
And it's this Chinese guy that explains to it for
you know what, I'll be honest with you. Uh. You know,
seventeen minutes is you know, like, oh I can do
seventeen minutes. After you get halfway into it, it's like, Okay,
this is taking forever.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
This is gonna end up like choga. Did remember when
you were doing show cheer yoga?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I know you're like, oh if I've missed cheri yoga
so hard. But you get up to twenty minutes and
you never did, did you, buddy?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I never did. I got bored with it. Here's what happens.
I start thinking I should be doing something else. I'm
bored doing this. But the tai Chi was kind of
cool because as the Chinese guy is talking to you,
he's saying all these words like words of affirmation and
trying to get you in touch with all the different
emotions that there are, and it's sort.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Of a you know, there's more than three emotions.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
He's seven different emotions that he talks about and and
I don't know, I've got to feel a little bit
better today. I'm feel a little looser, you know, because
I did the tai chi.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Okay, I mean there's something to it.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
A lot of Asian businesses make their people start off
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
They're all doing like a group tai chi to get
things going.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Ten billion Chinese can't be wrong.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
There's not ten billion.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's not how many are there.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
There's a billion, Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
One billion Chinese can't be wrong. I think they all
do tai chi in in the kindergarten.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
I mean it's it's good like that's that's the thing
you lose when you get when you stop going to
high school and you don't have pea clash anymore.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
A lot of people just stop moving.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Guy says, Rush, you're watching too much ai Instagram. Chinese guys,
maybe they might not be really.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
I had seen your algorithm. It is very tai chi
heavy lately.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
It's because I'm doing the tai chi.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Also, tai chi heavy is your Asian kung fu films
tich heavy?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
The best part was I'm saying, because for the first
day that you sit in a chair and you're supposed
to like you're pressed down really hard on the side,
and you twist you're supposed to twist them up and
and Mary all walks into the room like what in
the hell are you doing? And I'm like, I'm trying,
tai Chi, Like you know, what the hell you know?

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Oh, you didn't tell your wife? You just started doing this.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I just I got it off Facebook.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Doing like a real program.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
It is a real program.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
You found a guy, No on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
It's a program on Facebook. Hold on, what's it called.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's like mastered.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
It's like Master Wong or something, Masterly, Masterly, masterly.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah. Yeah, and day two I do that when I
get home. Oh start day two?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
When does the selling the course start? Because like this
has to be something right, Like it's not just this
guy's not doing it for free just to make people
feel better.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Oh no, I already paid for it.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Of course you did that, it is Yeah, I already
paid for it. Much did Master Lee cost?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I mean, you know Master Lee is a master.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I mean he can't just throw that in front of
your name.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
You know, you don't just give you can't get free tachy.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I mean, like Colonel Sanders everything that costs it.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Is twenty nine dollars.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Twenty nine dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Twenty nine dollars. I mean I waste that at a bar.
You know, I might as well try it a little
tache if it gets me.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Looser, you know, Does it build monthly? I bet it is.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
No. I think I thought that was for the year.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I think you're gonna find out that a lot for.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Tai chi a tachi, well, I don't know. I got
today and it's seventeen minutes. And the thing is is,
you think seventeen minutes sounds like nothing, but you get
halfway through and my mind starts wandering already. I'm like, okay,
I'm kind of bored now, can we? But you gotta keep,
you gotta keep to see how long I do the
tai chi.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Let's see, cherir yoga lasted exactly five days.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
No, no, no, it lasted a month.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
That seems to be like your your go to, like
about you get tired of things in a month. The
hydrogen water lasted slightly longer than that.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, that was three months.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Yeah, but yeah, Cheri yoga, But what are you doing
for exercise right now? Before tai chie because did you stop.
You were going to the gym for a minute.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah, now, and you were just you're just doing nothing,
nothing nothing. That's not good.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
He's not a damn thing.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
So look, I would love to knock it, but adults
need to move, adults need to exercise.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
So yeah, they got tai chi walking. I'm like, oh,
that sounds like a lot of work. I don't want
to walk.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
You don't walk your dog?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Uh no, No, they run in the backyard. I opened
up the gate. Let him run. They're running the backyard.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
You got walk your dog, man, I do not.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Look, I'm not here to fight you about it, but
the fact that you're telling me you don't walk your
dog is a pretty hot take.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
No, it is that I open up the gate and
they've got an acre to n I.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Still got to walk them.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yes, you absolutely still have to walk dog.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
There is no law nor rule that says you got
to walk them. They run around, they pee and poop
when they want, They play with each other.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Uld by a dog trainer. There's actually Darryl Payne Perfection
dog training. They're fantastic. Yeah, it's like so like it's
like dogs smell with their nose and it's like they're
reading a book. And if you're just letting them out
in the backyard all day, it's like they're just reading
the same book over and over.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Well, not to be an elitist and not to be
all snotty on you, but I don't have just a backyard.
There's like two acres. They can run around there and
they you know, they got all by the lake and
and I've got my yard in the neighbor's yard and
they just run. They love it.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Okay, do you do you clean up the poop in
your own yard? No?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
I felt like I knew the answer to that.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
I'm not run around making up poop.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
I I do in my yard because I don't have
multiple acres.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
And then my yard guys were like, hey, could you
please pick up your dog poop? Where like it doesn't
help that we run over it, and that.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Because my neighbors want us to let the dogs. She
likes it. She's like, oh no, let him run. And
I'm like, well, okay, I'll go pick up the poop.
They're like, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Do you go? They're pooping in your neighbor's yard and
they're fine with it.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
And she actually said don't pick it up. Just let
the we turn on the sprinklers and then it'll be fine.
Don't worry about it. I'm like, are you sure. She's
like yeah, I'm like, okay.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
You have such an interesting relationship with your neighbors and
you've only known them for a very short amount of time.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I know, I like them, like I have good people.
Like we're just different people and I know that.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Like I've lived at this house for a while, and
I'm still trying to be friends with my neighbors. Really,
you know what I mean, And we are we see
each other. But like right now, my neighbor, my neighbor, Chris,
he got around the same time that I got Cody.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
He adopted a Rottweiler because he's.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
A real man and he drives jeeps and fixes his
own car in front yard, so he is a rot
white very much makes sense for him. But adopted wiler,
and uh, he just got the dog fixed and he's like, hey,
do you want to have a playdate with our dogs?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Because they are next door to each other.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
I mean, they're smelling each other all the fence all
the time, right, But I am I'm just I'm slightly
concerned because my dog is like my baby and introducing
her to other other people is very stressful for me.
I've learned that I've brought other people have brought dogs
over to my house, or I've brought that dog to somewhere,
and I can't take my eyes off of them. Like
I'm like constantly like helicopter parenting for for Cody, because

(23:31):
I was like, Hey, don't stiff too hard, don't you
don't you run around like that?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
And I'm sure it's very off putting for the people
around me.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Liking your neighbors is one of those things that makes
life a lot better all of a sudden, because I,
you know, I like, I had neighbors in a Popka.
They were they were nice enough, but we didn't get
to know each other very well, you know. And the
other ones I didn't like at all across the street,
and so I didn't like them at all. And I've
never really had neighbors other one that I've got some
friends of mine that are still close friends and they
were neighbors of mine, but for the most part, not

(24:03):
that many that I really like. But where I'm at now,
both sides are just awesome people, and it makes life
a lot better.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
I think a lot of people cause their own problems
with their neighbors, Like, because your neighbor isn't just some
random person who cut you off in traffic. If you
have a problem with your neighbor, you have to be
way more tactful and cool because you're creating a problem
that you have to deal with every single day. Right,
So diplomacy kind of work. Now you went the opposite way.
You set up a squirt gun that shoots dogs in

(24:30):
the face when they jump over your yards.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
You went to war with your neighbors. I don't think
I could do that.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I have really nice neighbors all around me, and I
can go trying.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
To jump the fence. But that's a problem I don't
have to worry about anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
But like a lot of I've seen people like get
into full fish fights with their neighbors, and it's like
you still have to see them every day. They're not
going anywhere, that's true, And like neighbors will kill each other,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Like, I'll give you the tai chie tomorrow. I'll let
you know if I get through day two of time.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I believe in you. You can make it. You can make
it a solid like.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I'm trying to gear up for the next year and
really try to do it.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
You know you're gonna do Burlesh Show next year.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yes, that's I'm trying to do the Burless Show next year.
All right, Well, take a little break, we'll come back.
We will talk to the winner of Miss Monster Burless
Dream a little she's got a real name, though I
just found out what her real name is. I don't
know if she wants me to use a.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Real name, you should tell her the audience.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
We will wait and we'll wait and we'll have her
come in. So we're gonna have her come in here
in a second. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the
Max the morning, Hey, weld come out to the Monster's Mornings.

(25:51):
We're Radio one on four point one broadcast team live
on iHeart Radio, also live on our YouTube channel, Real
Radio Monsters on YouTube. And if you're listening to us
on the iHeartRadio app, you can click on that microphone
and leave us a message and we'll play those messages a
little bit later on in the show. Friday Night was
our Miss Monster Burless Show. And man, it was so

(26:13):
much fun. It went. I mean, I think it went perfectly.
And with us, we have a lady James's here Dy
who helped us run the show and did a wonderful
job as she always does.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
We called it like all the blocking and tackling, all
the all the all the you know, the stuff needs
to be done.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
I say, cats, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
You did that, you did well. And then the winner
of Mince Monster Burlessed twenty twenty five twenty twenty six,
dream a little hello. Yes, right, she wants me to
use like that's it's good. So so Burlessed ladies use
their stage names, yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
In real life all the.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Time, BB Caliber, anything other than her name bb Caliber,
even though her name a lot of people don't.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Know this is Steve.

Speaker 8 (27:00):
It's very strange.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah yeah, so uh so, Yeah, Friday Night was a
lot of fun. You know. What's what's funny is I
remember when, right when I got there, and I didn't
tell you this, Ryan, right when I got there, one
of the contestants came up and gave me like a
little card and I just got there and I'm like,
and I couldn't remember exactly which one of the contestants

(27:21):
gave me a little card, and I went into my
wallet this morning to put my cash in my pocket
that you gave me. I'm like, oh, this is the
this is from one of the contestants that gave me
a nice card, and it was you.

Speaker 7 (27:32):
It's Southern hospitality. My mother has ingrained in me and
I for everything.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
That yeah she gave.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
She gave me this little card and says thank you
for including me and this Monster b Les's twenty twenty five.
You and the entire Monster cast have been so awesome.
I hope we crossed paths again. This whole experience has
been a blast, A little excess in a DREAMA that
was very sweet of you.

Speaker 8 (27:58):
That's karma right there, and she's got to listen.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
I will make sure I've got stickers.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
And then when you when you gave me the card
that met your husband.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what a nice guy.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
He's the nicest guy. Well it's really funny because he's
also like six foot four, so mister little.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Is yeah little. I'm not thinking of their height.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Neither, am I I remember thinking to myself as like, Okay,
the lady that just gave me the car, the one
that is car she's really excited about this. So tell
me about about going into it. I Meanan, I think
all the contestants were excited, but you did seem to
be like and your husband, he's a fan of the.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Show, right, yeah, yeah, my husband and my dad and
your dad.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
I'm like, Okay, they're they're super excited about this. That's
really cool. And just what the audience knows, Like Ryan
and myself and Angel and no one on the show
we didn't vote. That's like, so it's not like you were,
you know, skewing the or whatever, like the audience voted.
Tell me about your your mindset going into the Miss
Monstral Burlesque.

Speaker 7 (29:06):
Honestly, whenever I approach anything new, like in the burlesque industry,
I just try to have as much fun as possible
and you know, bring you know, a great attitude into
it because I feel like when you bring a great
attitude into it, everybody else has a better time. Everyone's
having fun backstage, and it just makes a better experience
for everyone. And that's what burlesque is like really A
lot about is building community and you know, being out

(29:29):
there and a lot of people have certain things to
say when they perform burlesque.

Speaker 9 (29:33):
I'm just always there to have good time.

Speaker 8 (29:35):
And she had a crowd with her too, and she brought.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
The court, which I didn't know that all of them
were coming. So it was really really great to see
people there.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, I saw you did have a nice crowd of
folks there with you. So and then when they announced
the winner, and we'll go through and talk about all
the contestants. But when they announced the winner, like you,
legit genuinely seemed Oh.

Speaker 8 (29:55):
The look precious. It was so rappy.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
It was like you won Miss America.

Speaker 7 (29:59):
Was genuine Yeah, I just didn't think, like, I'm not
I joke this all the time.

Speaker 9 (30:04):
I'm not a winner, right, Like I I'm competitive in a.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Certain sense, but it's like a self competitive like you,
But I'm not a winner. Like I go out and
I play trivia and stuff with my friends. I never win,
you know, like I just I don't. I'm not a winner.
So like when I actually won something, I just kind
of laughed.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
Well, she even had something go wrong in her numbers.

Speaker 9 (30:23):
I had everything go in my life.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Well, explain what you think, because I watched it. I
don't think anything went wrong.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
It's I am always on stage, I know.

Speaker 7 (30:33):
So the biggest thing is I had those little like
blue tassels that are attached to the back of my corset.

Speaker 8 (30:38):
I practiced with those.

Speaker 9 (30:39):
I put those on.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
Those are a new thing, right, you know, never a
great time to put something new on your costume the
day before a show, but I do all the time.
And I put them on the back. I spun around
in my kitchen, I jumped up and down. They didn't
come off. The second I walked out onto that stage.
They just popped right off. You gotta be kidding me.
All the tassels, yeah, little one.

Speaker 9 (31:00):
So that was one of the things.

Speaker 7 (31:01):
And then you know, it's just like the common thing
that everyone always freaks out about and burlesque is getting
stuck in your course yet And of course that's I
got a They're called busks, that's what hold the course on.

Speaker 9 (31:14):
And that one just it wouldn't come off.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Like that's why she.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
Came over to me, and just as a person watching,
like we don't know exactly me sell it because I
can't see it on my face.

Speaker 7 (31:27):
Like that's the big thing that we teach at the
Burolesque Conservatory all the time. It was like, even if
you screw up, fake it till you make it, fake
it yeah, smile, I know you did.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
You did a great job. And one of the contestants
had the big hot dog thing.

Speaker 9 (31:39):
Was gosh, I love that app so much, and I.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Thought she used a prop and stuff. I wonder if
that's going to get her, you know, extra votes and everything.
But but yeah, you you had the most votes. So
this was all everybody that was at the event. Now
you brought a bunch of friends, which was smart.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
I was surprised with about ninety percent of the people
that were there to see me, which was really great.
I didn't know that that many people were coming to
see me. I really felt the love right then and there.
I was like, oh my gosh, because some of them
live in Coco that came to me.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I mean, you were you were amazing. Let's talk about
let's talk about Ambernova.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
I was so proud.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Before we go there, we gotta stop. We gotta go
first with Daisy.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
No, no, I will say, I heard you talking this morning.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
I was not angry. I was surprised. I was like,
what is.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Your eyes were this big and you're like Russ we're
not doing poorn well, because.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
We had talked about that on the air like a
couple of days ago, and I was it was Daisy.

Speaker 8 (32:38):
I wasn't surprised at what Daisy was doing.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
I was surprised the other young lady who had joined
her on stage who left everything out.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Well, I wasn't surprised.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
I was like, oh, that's happening.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
So that's when I looked at you guys, and then
the Jake costume I had just fixed it, and she.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
Was swinging it around by the horns that I had.

Speaker 9 (32:55):
Just fax and I was like, I gotta fix it again.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
All I said to you was I can't control Daisy.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah, you know it.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
She's And I looked at Ryan. I said, just didn't
say that's Daisy Delta. Let's get her off because she
was just we didn't know where she was going.

Speaker 8 (33:10):
She's Daisy del Tornado is what she is.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
She was just doing Daisy business.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
And then knew bless me now, and then I like it.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah. Then it was time for Ambernova, who was a
bless her very nervous about this whole thing, and we
had to talk her into it and all this stuff,
and I got to be honest with you, she was amazed.

Speaker 8 (33:27):
She was so great.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
And let me tell you, my boyfriend even said, it
looks like she's done that thing with the belt before she.

Speaker 8 (33:34):
Knew what she was doing.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
She's such a dork.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
My wife was talking to her later and she's like,
she's like, I like the thing that he did the belt,
and she goes, I.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Thought somebody else do that on YouTube, So I did it.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
She was inspired and she did a great job and honestly,
her whole persona on stage and she came out with
that confidence and that little bit of sass with the
cowboy little undertones to it, with the country music.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Yeah, she did be great.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
She had it, she had it in the bag, and
I brought her a little surprise, you know, congratulations because
she we say in burlesque, popped your pasty. Even though
she didn't go down to pasty's, it's still burlesque is
whatever you're comfortable with. Yeah, I mean, you see me,
I don't even go down that far. And she killed it.
She owned it.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
And then and then I mean, what can you say
about Angelique the dancing queen.

Speaker 8 (34:20):
I mean she's perfection.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
She's like yeah, I mean yeah, she absolutely killed it.
She did a great job. Some of the other ladies
that performed.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Yes, Melanie Martini was our runner up. She did a
great job with her cute littleness.

Speaker 8 (34:34):
She's a spitfire.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (34:36):
I love performing with her. I've done it a couple
of times.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
I've actually performed on stage like with her in the
same act a couple of times. She's like pulled me
in and she's just a blast to be with. Twenty
four seven.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
Yeah, so she did a great job.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
Foxy, of course, she did the Highway to Hell with
her cute mom right there.

Speaker 9 (34:52):
She trained me.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I thought, Foxy, I thought she was gonna win. I really,
I really.

Speaker 7 (34:58):
She just never did I which is why I was
so surprised.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Yeah I was, and I was happy that you won,
but I was prepared for Foxy to be the winner.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
And yeah, you never know.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
And then our amateur winner, Von Bruja, She's got such
a completely different look too.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
My wife loved her. Yeah, my wife thought she was
gonna win.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
Yeah, you just never know.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
So uh yeah, And I saw Bradshaw's graft, like you said, Ryan,
I saw his computer and I saw the votes coming in.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
It was close.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
Yeah, it like ticked back and forth and some of
the girls had way more than some of the other.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
Ones, and then it switched.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Yeah, and it just a matter of how many people
can get those those texting because it was a text
to win, right, right, and the audience definitely did the voting.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah for sure. So here's the deal. So when you win,
you're able to come in, you know, when you just
give me a call or text. We got to figure
out this text thing out. Yeah, I don't know what
happened with that. We'll figure that out. We'll figure that out.
But whenever you want to come in and promote any
show you got coming up, you know, you're you're able
to do that and we'll get to know you a
little bit and uh, and you know you can kind

(35:58):
of be a part of the show for the next year,
which is which is I'm excited because you have a
personality and and and it's uh, you know, do you
live here in Cipra, Florida. I do.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
I live just north of spring when I Springs area,
and she's got a show coming up, so she can
do That's where I was.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Going to ask you. Next year.

Speaker 7 (36:17):
I have a show this weekend on Saturday with Foxy's Den,
so Miss Foxy will also be there. Daddy will also
be there. Our hot Dog Queen. She will not be
dressed as a hot dog this time, though, Okay she is.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
I call her my daughter because she won our amateur
show and then from there she's performed with every burlesque
show in town. And I also call her Donkey because
we're just so stupid silly together.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just never know.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
What she's doing.

Speaker 7 (36:43):
It's at the Marshall Ellis Theater. It's with the Big
Bang Boom Collective and Foxy's Den. So we do a
show probably about every month with the Collective, so they'll
start again in January and sometimes a minimum. Sometimes I'm
behind the scenes, but this time I'm actually hosting.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
It's the first time I've hosted a show.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
Before, and Foxy has given her trust in me to
do that. I'm going to be Santa's head elf for
the night.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
There you go, and then now you can put on
the bill Miss Monster Bless twenty twenty five, twenty twenty
six on My Socials, I got you a gift. I
got you some cattle corn.

Speaker 8 (37:19):
We love Ryan. This is like crack for me. So
if you ever need to give some away real quick.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
The guy that brought popcorn to the Monster to the
Monster screw you, he's.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
You know what, he did our little packaging and everything else.

Speaker 8 (37:35):
He's a huge fan.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I don't come around.

Speaker 9 (37:36):
It is the only thing I ate all night.

Speaker 8 (37:39):
So I'm really glad he did.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
And I got you guys, somebody. These are the cure
Bowl hats one for you and for you there you go,
take those shows.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
Over and you know what, I have something I have
to announce today too.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Sure.

Speaker 8 (37:50):
I have a new thing.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
Starting in January of next year with C and C Productions,
we are doing a BERLESSU showcase monthly. So any Burless performer,
amateur pro, anyod he's in another troop.

Speaker 8 (38:01):
We're just going to get together. It's kind of like
a burlesque jam.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
And it's the last Sunday of every month at the Dust,
which is right around from Akuaku where you guys hung out,
same owner.

Speaker 8 (38:09):
It's underground.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
It's that bar that's the Dust on Lake Iola and
she restarted us here. Yeah exactly. So there's a little
space in there called the dark Room. Every month, last
Sunday of the month, we're going to have a jam.
I know a dream is going to come and play
with us, So it could be any performer and that's
going to be something new that we can all just
get together and have a good time.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
And I'm going to promote that with you guys.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Now, very nice. That's awesome. Well, listen, congratulations to you.
Thank you so much for coming in. And all you
got to do now is text me and say, hey, listen,
I want to come in and promote something. Have you
come in.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
I'm going to text Ryan though, because it seems like
we can't text chat.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yeah, we're in a group you help me figure it out.
We're in a group chat. And now whenever she texts
me it comes from Lady James. I don't know. I
don't get it. We'll figure it out. But anyway, hey,
thank you guys so much for coming in. We appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
Thank you guys for having us so is so great.
And I love that you guys are supporting this art
that we do. Thank you for that.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
It's a blast. Everyone had so much fun, and it's
it's it's not you know, I know, it's so so
many people don't understand Burless. They think it's something dirty.
It's not dirty. Uh, it did dirty with Daisy. But yeah,
everyone on the show did a great job. And thank
you so much for you did an awesome job at
always much and we're glad that you you helped us
out with it and uh and congratulates to dream.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
A little awesome.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
All right, Well, take a little break and we come
back and sign for the King of Denmark ride homes
and make his daily Probably you're listening to the match
of the morning.
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My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

My Favorite Murder is a true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Each week, Karen and Georgia share compelling true crimes and hometown stories from friends and listeners. Since MFM launched in January of 2016, Karen and Georgia have shared their lifelong interest in true crime and have covered stories of infamous serial killers like the Night Stalker, mysterious cold cases, captivating cults, incredible survivor stories and important events from history like the Tulsa race massacre of 1921. My Favorite Murder is part of the Exactly Right podcast network that provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics including historic true crime, comedic interviews and news, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include Buried Bones with Kate Winkler Dawson and Paul Holes, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, Bananas and more.

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