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December 18, 2025 34 mins
THURSDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness does a Holiday Reading of Russ's Christmas cards. Amber visits. What are the Monsters thankful for in the past year? Monster Messages & Hot Takes

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Well, now, then it's gonna be a complete cluster. It'll
be the most anticipated show of the year. Tomorrow. They're
ready to look fun. Uh, Daisy's already planning her talking competition.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Uh are you ready?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, listen, you got don't don't just run in there
and start working. You gotta hold off. We got to
get a thousand dollars for the tworking for you to twork. Okay,
you gotta hold off, and someone's got to donate a
thousand nine If they don't, If they don't donate a thousand,
no twork. Okay, you got that.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
This is gonna be really fun.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
People.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
You don't understand. I've been looking for this thing for years.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
The idea is to raise money tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
But my family is still conservative. They never let me
do it.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, now you get to do it, so there you go.
But but you gotta we gotta get a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Okay, people, get your thousand dollars ready, Come on.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
And someone rod rush. You sound like you just care
about money and not to listen. No, the idea tomorrow
is to raise money for people who are in need.
The Coalition for the Homeless. They're relying on us, our
job tomorrow is to raise funds. So that's what we're
doing tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
People need money to get off the street.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Welcome back. I'm Russ along with Angel and Daisy and Savannah.
Now it's time for the King of Denmark Ryan Holmes
and make his daily proclamation.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I didn't feel that.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Feel this shit morn?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh buggy, hold on, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm getting fed up. I mean you got bad.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, kicking that mark you wind you go.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I didn't get any wine. You didn't get any wine. No,
she's not here.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I can give you some of mine.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Too, is good. I'm not saving it.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Oh no, and I'm taking my bottle of coqito with me.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Soldiers.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
You can't sell it. It's mine.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I hooked you up.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I sold it for one hundred I'm giving you
twenty five processing fee.

Speaker 7 (02:15):
That's not that's not a deal.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Hey, let us just shuck out the alcohol first and
then we'll go. What do your segment? Right?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
He's just mumbling in the house, you need to blame
this on Jack and somewhere Ryan heard all the ratings
don't count today, so he is on He is mumbling
he made that up himself. I know he made it up. Himself.
They always count.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
And I don't count this show count. It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
It doesn't matter if there's ratings or not. This show
will always count.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
I think you're right.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
All right, Well check out my new segment. What you
want me to do it?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah? Yeah, you just a quiet segment.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Let's say, kicking Dean mar brought to you by that
mortgage you had down for that mortgage guy down dot
com or on the later Russ thank you for the
Christmas present.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, I really.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Genuinely thank you. That's a really cool gift. Also, yeah,
you do have to wash your Japanese knives by hand.
It is a thing. Yeah. Why why because what happens
japan steel Because they it'll it'll dull them very fast.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, yeah, you don't want to put these in the dishwashing.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Now you watch these by hand, wash it after after
every time you use it, uh, and keep it dry
right away.

Speaker 8 (03:35):
So but that so with that being said, Daisy, I
know you're not gonna use them.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Canna have them.

Speaker 9 (03:41):
I'm gonna use them, but no, if you're gonna find
a man that knows how to use knives and then
when he comes over, he will have to use them
and wash.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
I feel like you got to give give one to Angel,
and give one to me, and you keep.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
The little what what do I give you?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
What?

Speaker 10 (03:55):
Why?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Why?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Because you said you want to give them to somebody
who knows how to use them. Give one to Angel,
give one to me, and you take the little one home.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
But Russ is very thoughtful, guys, and he spent the.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Time just listening to the segment. Get off your phone.

Speaker 11 (04:07):
I'm gonna tell Argue, we're doing a show, but I'm
not giving my knaps away.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
So Russ very very kindly puts all this thought. He's
on his phone again.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Your phone, somebody, I just put it back.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
We're treating him like a kid. I'm waiting for to
grab it again. And that's cool. It's it's the thank
you for the guests. But my favorite part is the
cards that Russ writes. So great because he writes a rich,
well thought out cards. Uh, those of you don't know
he has his own like uh little stickers that he uses.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Notice the same time.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
They're also Batman cards as well. Oh yeah, so much
like Bruce Wayne. Russ is writing little cards now.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
And even on the back it says d CD's nuts.

Speaker 9 (04:57):
He does say that it's d C DCS.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
And you spelled my name correctly, which I like.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I love when people spell my name the way it says.
And I imagine Russ sits there, cracks like a open
up his bottle of triple R whiskey or the old
majestic monster. What's it right now triple RM blending whiskey
and is like, okay, time to sit down and write
all my friends.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
And I was at an old eighteen hundred's desk.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
And the chair that I broke because it was too big.
One time I fixed the chair. Okay, here we go.
Let's start off.

Speaker 12 (05:37):
Daisy del toro d I s I because that's how
you spelled Daisy.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I like the idea that, like, you just don't know
spell Daisy, so it just just spelled it wrong and
spelled daisy name. Dear Daisy Grassius for the good times
you bring on the show. You're so good and smart
and talented and funny. Underline exclamation point, underline, underline underline,
I love you See you next year. Police navidadis all right,

(06:09):
next card, got right?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I like that that sounds way more like you.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
We're thinking of it. Yeah, Angel Rivera. Hey, buddy, big
thumbs up to you in twenty twenty five. My friend,
you're You're the best producer I've had this year. I

(06:35):
really like how you do all your research or you
say anything. It just really makes me feel good. Thank
you for correcting me on all the countries that have
buildings in them, which includes all of them. It turns
out you're my best amigo, and you're the reason I
can say, hey, I have a brown friend.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
That's so sweet.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Great job, Thank you. Angel Okay, good that one's done.
Next next, card, I got a right. Angelie Martinez. Oh lord,
I think you're here sometimes, but I don't know when.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I don't know what you do, but I thank you
for doing it.

Speaker 13 (07:21):
Question Mark, Okay, have a lovely Christmas with your I
think husband.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I don't know. I don't pay attention because you talk
a lot love us. I think your husband, Jeff Howe, Jeff,
congrats on still being alive. Yep. May all the nickel
buttholes be in your future. Love Russ. Okay, who else
is on the show? I gotta think there's a lot

(07:54):
of people that come and go. Kylie Blakely, thank you, Kylie.
Nice boobs. Love for Russ.

Speaker 14 (08:03):
Okay, Dear Wine Diva, Dear Wine Diva, also please bring
up more awkward stories about how I make out with
it in front of my ex girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Thank you, bye, oh what happened? But last night, Last
but not least, Amber Nova my favorite.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
Oh it's going to be great?

Speaker 11 (08:30):
Is it going to be the greatest part of your
singer on Amber.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I'm gonna let you read your card out loud for
the class because it really comes from my heart.

Speaker 11 (08:39):
I'm I'm like the toughest reader on the show. I
listen to Rustom all around with his ass trying to read,
and I always think, either I'm a better reader.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Hey, you don't want to go to the Michigan game.

Speaker 11 (08:56):
Dear Amber, thank you for my nimes, Russ, and thank
you for the other present you gave me in the hall.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
You're welcome, Dear Amber.

Speaker 6 (09:06):
I have your Christmas This is pretty as your toes.
Oh god, I think about.

Speaker 11 (09:13):
Your feet like when Savannah was talking about suckling pool.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh god, I love it.

Speaker 11 (09:23):
I hope your presence as tight as your spandex.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, good old Cameltova.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Right, she does have.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Iin't seen them before.

Speaker 15 (09:41):
I check it out.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
I'm sorry, Oh am creepy a little bit.

Speaker 11 (09:46):
Oh my god, Seriously, seriously, seriously, Amber Nola, I hope
that your Christmas stays as hydrated as.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
My floor when I eat mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Gotta stay hydrated when you make a peepy for and
I also hope.

Speaker 11 (10:05):
Your Christmas is as merry and jingling is by dingling.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Dinging Christmas.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's not that funny, Daisy, I just imagine.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
The white.

Speaker 11 (10:21):
Seriously, though, Amber, all jokes aside, you made a world
to me. If you're a golden girl, you'd definitely be
Betty White. Little what I'm trying to always hook up with.
I wanted to tell you something that I never told

(10:42):
any want.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Amber.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
That's why I didn't want Samina and.

Speaker 11 (10:44):
Those guys open the car, because I know how they are.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Doyn't make fun jealous of you, girl.

Speaker 11 (10:49):
I speak the most of my life wishing I was
a pretty girl. Always wanted to be super pretty, but
I wasn't. I was born a boy, and as much
as I tucked it never worse.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
They always my.

Speaker 11 (11:05):
Dream to be a lady wrestler. I had all my
names lined out. I was a tough, tough girl from
the Moline. Daddy wouldn't let me wear dress.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
That was back a long time ago.

Speaker 11 (11:20):
I can do that now and get away with it.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Just has to be just has to be a doubles.

Speaker 11 (11:32):
I thought I had some names where I could be
if I was a girl trucker, if I was a
girl wrestler. Yeah, my first choice would have been the
tucket trucker. Finishing move would have been.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
In the room room.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I couldn't.

Speaker 11 (11:48):
I couldn't tuck it because then I also wasn't a
truck or so. Second name I would when I got
out of high school was heavy Flow.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
What heavy heavy Flow?

Speaker 11 (12:03):
I was gonna be a female wrestler named heavy Flow
make the red.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
Finishing move was the MAXI Pad.

Speaker 11 (12:14):
If I didn't go with that, I was gonna go
with I was gonna go with Cloudy, Cloudy Piper, Cloudy Cody.
I wasn't quite sure which one would work.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
I was gonna be pm Esteban.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Hold on me and me go Pimstebon.

Speaker 11 (12:32):
But I ended up dreaming and it just came back
to me after I ate them chocolate mushrooms. I was
gonna be Rose squeeze Sandwich. What the rose Squeeze sandwich.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Am I finishing move?

Speaker 7 (12:49):
I was gonna lean it up.

Speaker 11 (12:56):
But thank you for everything you do and for letting
me live my life like hoously through yours. I know
nobody else on the show or the listeners cares about wrestling.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Stop, but I do.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
And I'm going to force him to come out to
my house.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
I'm sensual trying to take my boat.

Speaker 11 (13:13):
Over there, and who knows, at that event you might
see the Ross queen Sandwich.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Hell, yeah, give me a wig. I'm in Thank you, Amber,
You're a fighter.

Speaker 11 (13:25):
Imp Oh, I love you.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
You're my favorite one.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
You know why because she can actually stay sized zero whoa, whoa.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
She's the only one to get her son.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
You are the same.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
You know what else is.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
A low number?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
My mortgage rate? Thanks you that mortgaged guy down for
that morgod guy don dot com that's right.

Speaker 12 (13:56):
And the mortgage business crazy, it's all over the place.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
You want to work with a trained profession and it's
that mortgage.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
Guy Jain professionals.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
That's right. You're a little fighter that borgs got down.

Speaker 12 (14:07):
Can you compare the quote? Don't much the both compare
quote and whether Morgan just refines he loves a reverse
mortgages and small business loans. That Borg's got don does
it all.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
So why not kick off twenty twenty six with a
with a mortgage or a small business with that mortgage
guy down from that Morge got down dot com. And
so it shall be the.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Last hot takes of the year will.

Speaker 11 (14:27):
Be happening hot takes in the.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Next couple of segments. If you want to leave a
hot tache or a message, or you got a question,
you can do it right there on iHeartRadio app, click
on the microphone, leave us a message and we'll play
those in the next couple of segments. The next segment
is just gonna be free for all whatever we want
to talk about. So, how's that different than what we've
been doing? You know, it's not different at all, Angel, Yeah,

(14:53):
it'd be just the same crap we've been doing all day.
When you want to do a correct what I don't
like it? Why they talk too much?

Speaker 16 (15:04):
I like what?

Speaker 6 (15:05):
You just pay attention to me?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Is she herself?

Speaker 15 (15:12):
You're listening to the modules the morning.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Wow, over two thousand people watching right now on uh
YouTube channel pig. Thank you to all of our YouTube people.
A year long, this is like our last opportunity to
kind of reflect over the past year and thank the
people we need to think and give the love to
the people that we need to give the love to.
Tomorrow will be really focused on trying to raise money

(15:50):
for the Coolies for the homeless. But our YouTube channel
and Ryan you gotta you gotta give him love man.
We've they not only have stuck by us and been
there all year, but it's what do you how many
think how many people have logged on and started since
the you know, since last year or January to now?
I mean about uh or five at least six six

(16:13):
thousand more?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
You know, I'm in six people. Oh, I don't know
how to gauge what you're asking. They have the how
prescribers are going up. You can look at the analytics
and they'll tell you five.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, like how many subscribers we had in January that
I don't need to actually answer. I'm just giving you
a talking point. You don't have to look it up.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I'll look it up.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
I don't need to know exactly. Trying to give you
a thing the people from YouTube since you do with
the YouTube.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
YouTube exact number three sixty five days hold on. So
since one since one year, we've gained three thousand subscribers. Okay,
we've had one point five million views? Wow, yeah maybe
and uh yeah, so there we go. The number goes
up up into the right. That's always a good thing.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
There you go. But anyway you handle it.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
But you're too scared though, because that means if you've
gotten more subscribers, that means the economy is not going
well because more people have lost their job and become YouTubers.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
They don't they watch it on their own time.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
They have jobs a lot of time.

Speaker 9 (17:13):
A lot of people message me, they're like, oh, we're
about to watch the show, and it's like ten pm
somewhere in America.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
You can watch it anywhere you want. Yes, And.

Speaker 9 (17:23):
This whole than Ryan was just to say thank you.
I think he was trying to say thank you for
an amazing job.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
You're doing well. He didn't say that, though.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Did That's what That's what I Ryan?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Great?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, try to point out you have more I that
you do the YouTube channel and you probably should thank
the listeners that you, you know, participate with every day.
Yeah yeah, yeah, you got it backward you started lying.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Does not thank the sheep you.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Started doing the thing where you played games with him.
That started this year when about six months ago.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Uh no, I'm actually going to be doing that about
like two or three months. And then we've gotten real
word heavy. Everybody now like to rub it in how
much better they are world than me, including Jack Bradshaw,
who now texts me his wordle rate and I think
Jack Bradshaw's lying.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
To me with wordle Amber beats Ryan like every time
she comes in work.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
Of course she does. She's an idiot.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, she's like a raise.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
Wait, you didn't let me finish.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
That was very mean. That's a compliment. No, it's a compliment.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
Okay, you cut me off before I finished my word.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
That's on you stupidly good at your job.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Anything else would you when you reflect on twenty twenty five?
Anything else you can think of that? The your comedy
show was great this year. You did a great job
at the comedy show.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
What the second one?

Speaker 5 (18:43):
What are some damn damnth of them?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Well, I went to both of them. I know which
one was good.

Speaker 9 (18:52):
The second one was better than the first one because
the first one you just burnt us, you fired us,
You burnt us to hell, and the second.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
One, you focused on your jokes, so your second.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
One was better.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, you had to to trake. You had two this year.
You had one at the Funny Boat and one out
at uh at Mount.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Dora about focus on your joke.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
What else is your highlight from twenty twenty five?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Highlight five? Let me think the Mount Door's show is great.
That was. That was a good time. Really enjoyed doing that.
I mean, just some George Wallace was fantastic to work with.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
A good point that was, Oh, we gotta get those,
we gotta get those, uh those plaques up for the
we have we have this year to Monster Guests Hall
of Famers, So we have George Wallace. And then the
other one was uh oh no, what's his name?

Speaker 9 (19:44):
That always comes in at Trey guy And the.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Other one was not George Wallas.

Speaker 8 (19:50):
Yeah, George wanted a kind of It was a tall
guy that uh skinny.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Now no, a lot of people didn't care for him.
He did not get boats. Uh no, no, she's thinking of Gardell.
It was it's Gardell. It's a guy toy. And then
uh we did three this year.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I was right, man, you were right.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
What I need from you, Russ, is the photograph that
you want for George? I don't know if you sent
that to me.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I don't have one for George. We need to get
That's what that's the whold up we're waiting on that.
We need a picture of George Wallace. Okay, well that's
all I do is go to the internet and grab
I saw that I was going to do that, but
I was gonna let you choose.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
I know.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
The highlight of my year was what remember when we
did that interview with t I It was terrible, No,
it's great. It was just because you like to burn
down and you love that. And before that, it was
when you interviewed Gary Sonise and asked him if his
dead son was going to play a concert?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Later was that this year?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
That was the year before?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
So why did you bring it up again? I had
nothing to do with twenty twenty five? Angel? What did
you what your highlights of twenty twenty five? Working backwards
from right now?

Speaker 8 (20:54):
Doing that that fun fest in Uh? No, I was
at the park like Nona Park or what we just did?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, oh, Boxy Park.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
So doing that with Boxy Park and uh and get
into experience with what it is to work with a
national iHeartMedia Corporation as opposed to it because I love
everybody here, but that's a different experience, you know. So
getting to do that, getting too uh DJ and open
for that, that was absolutely pretty neat. And then just
some of the benchmarks that we've done as far as

(21:29):
get taking the show to different places. Yes, I've always
I think that's always a really cool accomplishment and.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
It's a lot of fun to meet to meet the listeners. Yeah,
being out in different places.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
And Whatnotatorland and almost died.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
I do remember that. Over a million views. That was great,
you know what. Also when a couple of times we
went out to Johnny's other se and we did the
happy Hours and raised money a starting the Karl k
cancer screening fun has been good and and it's been
great to see how people have helped out with that.
That's been really awesome. I really enjoyed tso, which I

(22:02):
know is in my mind because it just happened. But
that was a lot of fun, and I.

Speaker 8 (22:05):
Just working with with the crew that we work with.
It's been a really cool run right now. So I
enjoy everyone's company.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
And it is it is. Yeah, I agree with that
one hundred percent, and it is great when you do
the show and then you get that immediate response, you know,
being like the number one show for the entire year.
Like the ratings, even though when they're not that great
these day and they don't matter when you're hitting number
one all the time, it does feel like really good.

Speaker 8 (22:29):
People coming off with the things. Like you know, it
took me a second to get together that vinyl party,
but the turnout for that vinyl and the demand that
people want to do for the Vinyl party really fired
me up for twenty twenty six. So we'll definitely get
you know, a few of those in under our belt
and then you know, just just us repping, just being
out there and like going like wire to wire for
the year.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Sitting at number one. That's a pretty neat thing, you know.
How about you, what's your favorite thing about twenty twenty five?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Well, my favorite part this year was motor boating.

Speaker 9 (23:01):
Christy thought that was really fun because she had pasties
on by.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
The way, uh huh, that's a tough one.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
That was really great.

Speaker 9 (23:09):
I also liked looking at the movies from the Girl
who had the Mohuk.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
That was really great.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Let's me here with you.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
No, no, no, that's not it.

Speaker 9 (23:18):
I mean there's a lot of other stuff I did,
like feeling like a chicken out Gator lamb.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
That was pretty good, Savannah.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Things you liked about twenty twenty.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Five, I mean so many things.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Amazing things happened, Like I got to go to East Tmoor.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
I went to East Tmoor. I went to the White
House this year.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
I went to a Broadway show this year. Like, it's
just been an amazing year all in all. When it
comes to the show, Let's see, what was my favorite thing?
I really liked The day we were at Johnny's Other Side.
That was really fun. I love going to Johnny's. And
then there was something else we did. Oh when Ryan
did his comedy show at Mount Dora.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
That was fun.

Speaker 7 (23:58):
Remember Russ forgot to introduce yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Job and I didn't interducet you because I thought he
was gonna do that.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
That was really fun. I had a good time at that.
And I'm trying to think if there was something else.
There's probably a million things, but it's all a blur.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Something else I've enjoyed this year.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Remember you got a big check for nine hundred dollars.
That was my favorite.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, that was terrible. We did all that work. It
was nine hundred bucks. We did that whole fundraising thing,
and I thought, I thought it was gonna be a
lot more. And the guy brought into a check and
when they when they gave it to me on camera,
I couldn't fake my face. I was like visibly disappointed.
It was. It was bad because it had a lot
of work.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
For now, I will tell you that full pairs of
the shoes I put in there totaled more than nine
hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
That's what I was saying.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Also, I do want to think and I really have
enjoyed doing the four oh seven on Fox thirty five,
Like getting to know mar Lisa and being a part
of that TV show has been great. I'll be doing
it again next year, but not until after the new year.
I'm not doing it for the next couple of weeks,
but I'll.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Be taking watching it.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, well I appreci that, But yeah, I know it's
been an incredible year for sure. And uh and uh you.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Know, oh, Gatorlane Globe. We got it's five on one
C three this year. That was a big deal.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
That was a really big deal for us for for
the whole park. Yeah, I forgot about that. I feel
like it's always been like that.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Remember when TiO Piper beat up and Bernova I do, yes,
it's good times.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
She made her pass out.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Remember when TJ Miller came TJ Miller and then we
became best friends.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
Yep, and I haven't heard from him forever.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Mm hmm yep. Craig Robinson came back.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
In love him and I wasn't there for that.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I was so mad.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Well, it's it's been a great year. Now we're going
to give you an opportunity to leave a message. All
you got to do if you're listening on the iHeartRadio app,
you're gonna click on the microphone leave us a message
and we'll play those when we return. You're listening to
the Match of the morning.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Hey, coming up today on the Jim Colbert Show, and
that's on from three to seven.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
In case she did.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
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Low and it's Thursday, and that's time for date ID
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Speaker 10 (26:08):
Is it one firm for life dot com.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Hey, another thing I was thinking about for this year is, uh,
one of my favorite things is we branding the show
is big dumb Fun. That's something that was new for
this year. Merch and the big dumb fun thing describes
the show perfectly. Anytime I meet someone that doesn't listen,
they're like, wait, are you politics now? Are you sports now?
Are you Like? It's just big dumb fun. It's like

(26:44):
there's you can't really describe it other than uh, it's
pretty big, it's pretty dumb, and we hopefully everybody's having fun.
So that's Uh, that's been something new that we've done
this year that I that I kind of like. I
do like the merch and the T shirts and and
all that kind of stuff. I love that you can
get those if you go to Real Radio Monsters dot com.
That's Real Radiomasters dot com. And do we.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Have love that with that big dumb fund I do too.
It's simple, straight to the point. I think it captures
your personality perfectly.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
Thank you, Like, I think it's really good.

Speaker 11 (27:16):
I appreciate that your stuff talking me rush, I'm gonna
come over there and put you in the wrench.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Do you have any Hot takes today.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I'm a screwdriver the screwdriver tools. Nowh okay, it's uh
brought to you by no one could be you. Why
not try it out some time?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I thought you by no one could be you? You
really have checked out, haven't you?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, buddy, I'm on vacation right now. But tomorrow we
still have to work barely barely. Yeah, yeah, but we
gotta raise money. We're all gonna be focused on helping
the quilling.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
From the home.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
What time does it?

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Shows start tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
At o'clock in the morning over at eleven, same as always?

Speaker 2 (28:05):
How about you do it from eight thirty to like nine.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
No, we have a whole show to do tomorrow and
it's probably gonna be a complete a vote know this?

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Who votes?

Speaker 7 (28:16):
The show starts at eight tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, this is not a democracy. No, and you can't
do that Hot Takes fine.

Speaker 17 (28:25):
Top of the morning, boys, poor from Jacksonville. You know,
Ryan always says monsters are heroes.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
We are heroes.

Speaker 17 (28:30):
I don't know if you guys are heroes, but you
are a damn sure therapist because you guys get us
through some stuff that you'n you don't even know you're
helping with and you still help us with. That is fantastic,
So thank you to shading. My hats off to you monsters.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Also, the Monster.

Speaker 17 (28:45):
Moment of the year hands down is savannahs and I'm
a Fighter. I'm a fighter. That was fantastic. Dude, oh man,
beautiful suirrel.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
I don't think we're keeping scoring contest now, just turned
into one.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
All right, Hot Egg.

Speaker 18 (29:03):
Hey guys, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I love you all.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
But my favorite days on the Monsters are when savannahs there.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
Colla.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
I couldn't hear what she said, so I don't count
you heard it.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
Ryan complained again.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
That edge too, okay, let me see uh Hot Egg.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Thank you, Savannah. I haven't laughed like them in a while. Boom.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
That's three three vouts.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Savannah voting hot.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
They are voting hot.

Speaker 18 (29:42):
This is Mark from North Carolina.

Speaker 11 (29:44):
I just want to wish Savannah merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
You are so funny.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
I love you.

Speaker 8 (29:55):
Joe Mike from Saint Augustine, Please, for the love of God,
put Savanber on the payroll.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Do I get that as a voter?

Speaker 7 (30:05):
A half?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
That's a half vote half half here half for Amber.
It gets half. What's up?

Speaker 18 (30:12):
Monsters.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
It's Doug.

Speaker 18 (30:14):
I just want to say thank you guys for everything. Man,
you guys are great. I love the show, been loving
the show for years. I'm so appreciative of all the
things you guys allowed me to do, coming in and playing.
And you know, I can't wait to.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Be here tomorrow to raise some money.

Speaker 18 (30:32):
Also, Savannah as Amber is the best.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
I feel like I'm killing it today and I wasn't
even really that funny.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Another half vote for you on Fire.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
You are the funniest du Vin since I met you.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
Oh that's because you were here.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
The other day.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
She was really funny.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
You were here the other day today I was at
about a seventy five.

Speaker 9 (30:53):
I don't think you'd ask so surprised, but I mean,
I haven't seen her every time, but today.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
You were the funniest on the bitch though.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
That.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Oh my god, this is bom Savannah.

Speaker 18 (31:09):
You are still hilarious and we miss you every time
you're not on the show.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
I want I want a picture on the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
I just got voted in by the audience.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Rush you don't count you remember the show, hot egg.
I ain't making up all these rules. You look very
beautiful at that party.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Hallow. Yeah, that's what we call a lurker. What was held?
He was talking.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Okay, those are all the Savannah ones. Uh, let's just
do this one.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
I Sack.

Speaker 16 (31:51):
I just want to tell you, guys, I love you all.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for the
last the entertainment. You guys are a part of my
life for over half my life at this point. I
hope you have a great ending of the year. Enjoy
your friends, enjoy your family, and you won the flip
side twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
What bye?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
All right, there you go call us here as though
those are the hot takes.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Very nice. Well, this was the last live show we're
doing in this studio. But tomorrow we're gonna be live
and the others in the performance studio, and it's for
our monster radiothon. It turns out that we are gonna
get We're gonna get some security. We're gonna make sure
we have a party tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh God, so we got that work Christmas miracle.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
It could be a complete cluster tomorrow. But you're gonna
want to listen to again. We're trying to raise as
much money as possible for the Coalige for the Homeless.
We've got all kinds of great acts that are lined
up to perform for you, and we want you to
join us. If you can donate tomorrow, please do. It's
all to raise money for the Coalition for the Homeless. Savannah,
what you got?

Speaker 11 (32:54):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Come and see me all holiday season at Gatorland. Bring
your family, bring your kids, bring your grandparents.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
You know they've been there before.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
H Come see all the amazing things for the holiday.
Hold on, You'll have the best time ever and I'll
give you a hey and more.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Daisy, what you got.

Speaker 9 (33:12):
I'm gonna take this moment to say, am Bernovo, we
make fun of you because you're amazing and you're an
amazing wrestler, and that's why we all support your career.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Take it positive.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
We love you.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh that was sweet?

Speaker 6 (33:23):
Are you taking it?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Pump?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
You can get that's what it sounds like. You get,
Daisy gil tour to a Kila if you go to
Real Radio Monsters dot com that's Royal Radio Monsters dot
com and they'll be shipped for free and you get
twenty percent off what you got. Angel.

Speaker 8 (33:34):
Have you about any social media platform, its official Angel
email me Angel at Roll Radio FM.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Holmesy uh Amber, you ain't ash.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Stay tuned for the Loue Jockey right after the Monsters.
Three clam it.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Kid, because you can't wrestle whatever.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
That's a Jim Kolbert show at three o'clock. We're back
tomorrow to do our thing from Angel and Ryan, Daisy
and Savannah and Leader this mess Up married Man and
awesome ladies, Russ Hollow World to rock Rollers. Hey guys,
thank you so much for listen. We ain't gotta go home.
We gotta get hell up out of here.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Swirls
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