December 19, 2025 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:31):
Were Radio one on one point one.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
We are live on our YouTube channel, Real Radio Batch
on YouTube and live in the uh the iHeart Performance Studio.
I am Rous Rowlands along with Savannah and Daisy Amber
Andeerlik Angel and Ryan. Hey Daisy, I'm thinking in order
to in order to get more donations, I think the
crowd needs to get up a little bit more if
(00:53):
we maybe passed out a little bit of shot at
tequila to some people.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Oh buddy, you're way late on this.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Do you think that would would everyone with already already drink.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Everyone's already got the red Solo comes rides over here
drinking out a starfumro.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh, you guys were all just keeping it from me.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Everybody's way ahead of you buying.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh, I love.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
You want to have all that?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Angelique the Dance and Queen. How well? How long are
you went so far with our tally. Where are we
at right now?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
For the for the fundraising for the corlies for the homeless.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
So first I have to say that Sun Stage John
just gave a thousand dollars to watch Daisy dance.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, it counts towards our total. Let's talk about that.
So it's a thousand dollars to get Daisy.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
And you had a twerk dance thing you wanted to do,
but you wanted to challenge Angelique.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Was that what you were doing? Well?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
I wanted to challenge Savannah, but then she wears the
skimpy skirts and now she can't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, you challenge whoever you want. I'm not telling you.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh, but but you know, in order to get Angelae
to do it, someone's got to give up a thous dollars.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
So easy, more than a thousand, Yes, let's do this.
Let's make this. Yeah, definitely go up more than twenty
four thousand. We're going to get this year.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
We have to.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
Let's do a proposal.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
What we're doing, well, it's a thousand dollars to get
Daisy to do it. Off, somebody else needs to donate
one thousand to get Angelique to do it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, okay, all right, and you're willing to do it
if someone donates a thousand dollars in your name?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Now she said, no more than that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
What do you want?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Oh? Well, let's see a total, a total of five thousand.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Five thousand total.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
I don't care if it's one person that wants to
do five grand. Is there is a couple of people
that hit five grand.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
But you will twirk with that box of you. But
and what's the gimmick, Daisy? There are balls in there.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
There are twelve balls in it. Every single ball has
to set out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You gotta work hard enough to give the balls out.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Oh yeah, it's supposed to be a competition between me
and her to get the balls out. That means she
has to do it for a thousand with me, and
then we'll do it for five thousand for her. Okay,
and one of us has to win each time.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Why is it you girls aren't asking to be a
part of this.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Well that's not Miami.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh don't worry.
Speaker 9 (03:17):
My feelings aren't hurt. But I'm not included you guys.
It's just so nice of you, Russ, But I'm My
feelings aren't hurt.
Speaker 10 (03:24):
Okay, you girl's got this.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Girl, you girls got this.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
So let me tell you are talent.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Where are we now? Yeah, we are at four.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Thousand, eight hundred and seventy dollars.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, but that is.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Before Savannah and Gatorland also donated. Okay, not so then
four eight hundred and seventy right now?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Oh well, and we still have time. This is going
to eleven o'clock. If anyone wants to donate, please call
four oh seven nine one six reel or you can
text and the word you have to text is monsters.
Give it's all one word to four war eight three four.
Now it's time for the Queen of Gatorland, Savannah.
Speaker 11 (04:06):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That was the worst.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yay that was I d like a hay.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I gave her a ya. I cannot hear you know,
angels working on it working. Someone's MIC's off, bro, Please
let's turn to Michael on there we go, Here we go, Savannah?
Is that the mobile mic?
Speaker 12 (04:27):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's there?
Speaker 13 (04:28):
For those of you that listen to Here's why, it's
always great to follow our YouTube channel and subscribe. For
those of you we're watching just now, you've got a
sneak peek of this story.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
What happened, Ryan left.
Speaker 13 (04:42):
His microphone on, so as we were going to write
the story, everyone could hear what we were selling the
YouTube channel on YouTube.
Speaker 14 (04:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
See what happened was Ryan thought he was being fancy
by adding a phone camera and he forgot to meet
the mic on ted phone camera. So you got a
literal inside Savannah's mind and how it.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
On behind the scenes.
Speaker 13 (05:01):
Yeah, it was definitely behind the scenes and not meant
to be. We know that was interesting enough.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 14 (05:11):
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Speaker 13 (05:13):
Uh, Okay, So just remember this is all comedy. This
is all in good fun.
Speaker 15 (05:18):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (05:18):
I did rearrange some of this story, but Ryan was
my arbiter of what's offensive and what's not. Really, in retrospect,
was a bad decision. But I don't have the other
version of this story. So this is what I have,
And this story is called Randolph the Pink Eyed Gator.
(05:41):
Once upon a time and a land right down there
on Orange Boston Trail was a magical place called Gatorland,
and there was the most handsome baby white alligator living there,
named Randolph the Pink Eyed Gator.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
No, it ain't that.
Speaker 13 (05:55):
Kind of pink eye. He don't sleep in a bed,
nobody farted in his pillow. It's because he's a beautiful
albino alligator.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Now, Randolph had.
Speaker 13 (06:04):
Lots of friends like raccoons, passeeimes, rabbit, squirrels, and he
even had friends like Bobcat's goats and tortoises. But there
was also a big ornery skunk a gator Land named
Leroy that lived in the woods, and he was really
cranky because he had what folks in these parts call
irritable ball syndrome. That's a big term, big other stuff too,
(06:29):
But because of that, he was always walking around being
grumpy and stinky and well, it turned out that Leroy
the skunk cape hated Christmas and he was bound and
determined to ruin it for all the little critters there
at Gatorland. So one night, lee Roy snuck out to
the big saw Paul meadow bush that had all the
Christmas decorations and presents under it, and he stole all
(06:50):
those presents so the little animals would be sad. Oh
that's right, he took everything. Why, he even took little
Ben and Jerry the Kappy Bears weeb Wobbles farm animal playground,
and Dean the Tortoises tanka dun't truck. It was so sad,
and little Randolph the pink eyed Gator said to himself,
saka Julia, we gotta do something to save Christmas. And
(07:14):
all of a sudden, Randolph looked up and he saw,
in a haze of magic and sparkles and glitter and
Christmas lights.
Speaker 11 (07:22):
A really really, really, really.
Speaker 13 (07:25):
Really big beautiful figure with the most biggest gigantic wings
and hair flowing around like spun gold and blue eyes
and a halo. And no, she was magnificent. She was
so beautiful, probably like the most beautiful thing in the
whole entire state.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Ah she was.
Speaker 13 (07:50):
She was Randolph's Christmas Angel, and her name was And
when she spak it was louder than a purple haired
nosbring liberal lady at a no King's Day protest.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 13 (08:10):
But she took little Randolph in her hands and said, oh, Randolph,
you sure are a cute little booger, but we have
to get you to the North Pole to tell little
santy Claus what Leroy did, and make sure he brings
lots of toys for the good little critters here at
Caeter Lann so is Christmas Angel. Savannah tried to buy
Randolph a plane ticket, but it turns out they canceled
(08:31):
all the plane tickets to the North Pole on account
of Trump's new travel band. And we thought it was
gonna be okay since we were coming from the Great
White North, but that didn't work out. So I tried
to get an uber driver to take him, but being
that close to Christmas, no one wanted to drive all
the way to the North Pole. So right then they
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knew good and well that they had to catch that
three ten Greyhound bus out of Saint Cloud if they
was ever gone make it and save Christmas. Problem was,
Randolph didn't have much money, being only four months old,
and so Savannah and Randolph had to buy cheat tickets
and right in the back of the bush with the
(09:13):
pigs and chickens. Oh boy, see that's y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Y'all thought that, didn't you see?
Speaker 13 (09:19):
Now, judge your own self, tudge your own cell. Oh
and Savannah and Randolph had a good time doing bus karaoke,
counting license plates but no frames, no frames on the
license plates, playing scrabble, laughing at Truth's social posts, and
(09:40):
giggling a memes on X and well, before you know it,
they had made it all the way to the North Pole.
But it turns out old Santy Claus had problems of
his own. You see, it was Christmas even they was
experiencing a rare lunar face scientists call ain't got no
moon tonight. And it seems that red nose brain deer
(10:03):
had always helped that. It always helped. Sana have been
rolling around in the mud, and Missus Klaus hollered at him, Rudolph,
stop eating that dirt, but he didn't listen. And now
he's got a belly ache and he can't fly.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh no.
Speaker 13 (10:15):
But Savannah, well she's the smartest Christmas angel in the world.
Call you even smarter than elon Musk Day. And she
had an idea. She told Sandy Claus, Randolph here has
pink eyes and they glow like the headlights on an
eighteen wheeler, and that little Randolph could help you see
(10:35):
through the darkest of nights. So Santa Claus said, little Randolph,
with your eyes so bright, won't you sit on Dasher's
head tonight. Well, Randolph climbed up there and grabbed a
hold of Dashers antlers, and Savannah jumped on Sanny's sleigh
and they hollered, yeh off. They went. Now back at Gatorland,
(10:55):
it was four point thirty in the morning, and all
the little baby creaters went running in their bedroom rooms hollering,
it's Christmas, It's Christmas. And all the grown up animals
wipe their sleepy eyes and looked at their youngins and said,
it's four.
Speaker 16 (11:09):
Thirty in the morning.
Speaker 13 (11:10):
You kids shut up and got back to bed. You see,
because some of them animals ain't nocturnal, they die journal y'
all can google that after the show. Anyways, next thing
you know, it was getting daylight, and all them little
animals that Caterland went running out to that big soul
Paul metter Bush to see what Sannie had brung them.
(11:33):
But there were no presents.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Ah.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
You see, it seems Randolph, Savannah and sanny Claus had
got hung up by the border patrol coming out of Mexica.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
I know this was a Mexican story.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
I was like, no President because santy Claus had forgot
his passport and papers. Ah, and them agents had to
check the sleigh and Frisco santy Claus, and that took
a while, because he's a big failure, you know. And
they went under their sleigh to see if there was
people under there, and all kinds of crazy stuff happened.
(12:10):
They was gonna deny entry because of all the ice.
I yeah, and they had banned essential travel. So that's
when the Christmas Angels Savannah spread her wings high, Lenard
(12:31):
skinnered in a free bird video.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
And flew that sleigh.
Speaker 13 (12:36):
Across that border and made a beeline for the Free
State of Florida. They stopped down at Alligator Alcatraz to
try to free all them alligators, but they weren't. They
surprised that it wasn't even alligators down there, it was people.
And they just all looked up from their cots and
said police, Nobby don Savannah. And before you know it,
(13:03):
all them little critters heard sleigh bells and they looked
up in the sky and here come them reindeer, just
the kicking and the snorting and a hooting all the
way to that big Salt Paul metal bush. And there
was Randolph still hanging on to Dasher's antlers, and there
was his Christmas Angel, Savannah sitting on the sleigh, messing up,
(13:24):
messing up all the preset iHeartRadio stations. They rode into
that saw Paul metter Bush and set the handing out
presents to all the good little critters and everyone was
so happy, everyone that is except Leroy the Sconcave seems
old Leroy had started eating everyone's Christmas dinner and got
a hold of a bad deviled egg and it tore
(13:46):
his belly up something fierce. So he was out in
the woods where the bears go or used to before
the hunt, all trying to get sewball straightened out, and
he missed the whole celebration. But the other creators gathered
around the big sout Paul Metabush and sang songs like Gatorland,
(14:07):
Santy Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Santa Claus coming to town?
Speaker 16 (14:12):
Is that you?
Speaker 13 (14:12):
Santa Claus? And Grandma got run over by reindeer. All
the Christmas classics and it was the best Christmas ever.
And that right there, boys and girls, is a true
story on how Randolph the Pink Eyed Gator and his
angel Savannah saved Christmas.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
My favorite favorite part is to watch the people from
the Coalition for the Homeless stare at you.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Because they hadn't know it. They're like, what is going on?
That was great.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
It was a great story. This is such a memo.
Awesome job.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
That was great. Thank you so much.
Speaker 13 (14:51):
And I'd also like to add that Gatorland Global is
donating one thousand dollars to the Coalition for.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
The Homelessness Morning nice.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
Thanks for all.
Speaker 13 (15:01):
Your support for gator Landa all year long.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I love you guys.
Speaker 13 (15:04):
We wouldn't be where we are without the local people
in this community and we like to be a part
of it. So we want to support the Coalition for
the Homeless and you guys, if you have if you
can come on out this weekend Florida Residents Special and
spend Christmas with gator claws and crop crack, crampus crop
and me and I'll throw you a hey and maybe
(15:25):
even more giving up for Savannah.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That was great. That was awesome. All right, We're gonna
have a new total.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Will we come back also only come out Fat Timmy
will be performing for you. So if you can listen,
if you can donate, please do four oh seven nine
to one six reel. Yeah, they're waiting to answer the phones.
I love watching their faces.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
They didn't answer the phones because they were by Savannah Shorry.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
But they're back on the one lady on the far
right was like, what in the hell.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
They are about it? Give them a call morat seven
nine one six.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Or you can text the word musters get.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Two four four eight three four.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
All right, please donate if you can't, let's get it
up to twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
We are gonna have a twirk off between Daisy and Angelee.
There's numbers that we got to hit.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Set those numbers, all right, when we come back, it's
fat Timmy, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
You're listening to the Mantra of the morning.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
Ndy gets super Short coming soon.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
All right, welcome back to the Mantras in the morning.
What up for a point?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Why everyone's drinking tequila? I see there. They're answering the
phone back.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
They're angels. Absolutely, They're keeping them busy. They are keeping
them busy. You guys are.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Doing great, you guys.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I don't know what we are now with the total.
Well we'll find out here in a second. If you
want to help us out, if you.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Want to donation to the collation for the whole miss
Remember all the money stays here in Super Florida.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Helps horless folks here in Sucrem, Florida, And.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
There are a lot of people that just you know,
found out that that they couldn't pay their bills and
our homeless and had no idea that whatever happened to them.
And it's helping a lot of local families. If you
want to donate now four oh seven nine to one
six reel. That's four oh seven nine one six reel
And we have folks that are answering the phones right now. Also,
you can text the word monsters give to four four
(17:17):
eight three four and donate that way. Or you can
go to real Radiomasters dot com and if you go
through there, there's a little click.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Through and you can donate. Uh, there's an auction. What's
it on? A blind auction?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, silent auction. Yeah, blind aux's something way different. Tell
you you got to pay extra for that. All right,
question that we've been doing fadline Man questions that we're
getting on the textan the silent auction online? How long
does that go on? Does that end at the end
of the show. How long are we keeping that going?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I believe Jack made it so at the end of
the show.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, I will Okay, let me get it with Brashaw
and we'll have that answer for you guys momentarily.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I believe that is the gimmick. Yeah for sure.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Angelique, how are we doing so far with the tally
for for today's fundraising event?
Speaker 7 (18:02):
So we have two other challenges. We have Ruth from
South Carolina who donated ten dollars and wants to challenge
all out of state listeners to give. Anybody who is saying,
who's not here from Florida, please give.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
If you're listening on the iHeartRadio. That's right, that's a
good talent.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Thank you, Ruth, South Carolina. And then Mark Davis from
Nebraska is giving twenty dollars and challenges all tradespeople to donate. Okay,
so trade, thank you so much. And he's also from
out of the state, so you doubledd it.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Mark, You actually covered both of them.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, covered both.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
And then right now our total is six thousand, six
hundred and forty dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay, that's good. All right, it's eight thirty. We still
have some time. That is awesome. Big thank you to
Gatorland too for that donation. That was great.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
So Daisy del Toro, who is our next act. That's
here to help us raise money for the Coalition for.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
The Homeless Ladies and gentlemen. Since I may not get
to talk after this, I want to make sure you
all put your hands together super loud for fat Timmy.
Speaker 11 (19:04):
All right, let's go, hey man, what.
Speaker 13 (19:11):
Are you in for?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Man?
Speaker 12 (19:13):
You know?
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Uh, they didn't even let you bring alligators to Alligator Alcantras.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's stupid.
Speaker 16 (19:30):
Come on days.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Vol Robasion ruck on the Cornda.
Speaker 16 (19:40):
Roum on day can Volnaabasa.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Ruck on the BRDA.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Shanny got a scholarship. Daddy was so proud, proun Tony
Hayden and the keys to a condo down and saying
Shanny had a bunch of peers and he headed out
on the toes, but ninety fives not to see that
the it's the name.
Speaker 12 (20:09):
Of the bot. Come oncation in Alation, walk on the bottom,
Come on Bacation he Involation, walk on the bottle.
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Sally was a substitute on the TV.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Game show.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
Sally Do Something of the Contestasity No she won in
all this which's trip.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
She probes to right the in her tubes.
Speaker 11 (20:47):
She didn't know what's the.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
Eagle to be foping out her views.
Speaker 16 (20:52):
Come on dacation invoculation, walk on the corner, come on
backy shin Dyna, walk on the horn.
Speaker 13 (21:11):
And off.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Cranny in a wrintal car.
Speaker 11 (21:25):
And the fast thing going slow headed down.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
To the village is to see some old friends that
she knows.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
Someone said, cranny baths where simpic was laced, cranny out
of the lady and chewed off someone's face.
Speaker 16 (21:44):
Come on back, hey.
Speaker 14 (21:47):
Shine him away, shine uk on ther up, Come.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
On back, hey shin me walk.
Speaker 14 (22:00):
A shine shine Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Hell yeah, that was great.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You guys are an amazing band.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
How long you've been performing together? Was that? How long
have you been performing together.
Speaker 15 (22:40):
Since ninety six?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Ninety six?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
And how many times have you helped us out? We
think it's four times three, three times?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Let me this makes three? This is three yeah, and
you guys always kill it?
Speaker 13 (22:50):
Man.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Where do you perform around town? Are there certain places
that that people can co see you?
Speaker 15 (22:56):
Celery Year's Eve?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, Man, play the website. We get all over the place, man, Man,
thank you for all the support. You guys always help us.
Thank you guys.
Speaker 17 (23:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
What's the website if they want to buy the albums
and everything.
Speaker 15 (23:10):
Well, okay, let me tell you we just we we
made an album with Matt here, right, So.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Is he not the greatest producer?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 15 (23:21):
It sounds better than any album we've ever made. And
it's free for download on bank camp dot com.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (23:28):
But if you've got Spotify, Apple Music, it's on there.
Speaker 13 (23:32):
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, he's he's produced a lot of really big albums.
You know he did he did that that?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I'm aware the man bro this
guy rush.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Some would say that was a low point from there,
from Man's Skyrocket.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
You don't have Michael Langelo to the Sistine Champlains.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Then do a coloring book that you.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Guys want to do another song?
Speaker 12 (23:57):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (23:57):
Please?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
You guys want hear another song from Bad tell you
let's go, Hey, donate right now four of seven ninety
one six wheel to the Colige for the Homeless.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Thank you guys to do it.
Speaker 18 (24:09):
We should be friends, you see instead wearing me Yeah,
he's to smoke some weed and listen to buy my lady.
Should be friends, you see instead.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Weearing and means yeah the.
Speaker 17 (24:27):
Day even said and then we sho buy that way,
but you bout to too.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Long sing my song and you be gone and then phone.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Up cher streaming and missed the mean And it's.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
Me that's wrong.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
But it's all the same to me.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
You can love it all that it be, but how.
Speaker 18 (24:47):
Could you discount all of that history.
Speaker 14 (24:52):
It's a mystery to me why you do all of
these things.
Speaker 11 (24:58):
I could do every and bye and I don't, but
you the what?
Speaker 10 (25:03):
But I need you the fuss and I show ain't
his fight, I just won't and making some sweet up
tonight he should be friends, just see instead where?
Speaker 11 (25:17):
And amans yes, need to wash up beef finding quiet
got press.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You shouldn't my friends? Just see instead where? And amis
man need.
Speaker 11 (25:31):
Some solo here?
Speaker 15 (25:32):
So I can't treat some of my fear now.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
If I too long sing my song as you be gone?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
He did on the first screen, and you missed the.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
Mean, And it's me that's won funny.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
It's all the same to me.
Speaker 18 (26:19):
You can't love it all, let it be, But how
could you dish down all of that misery?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's a mystery to me why you do all of
these things. I couldn't you win everybody?
Speaker 17 (26:36):
And I put it in a way no, but I
he did a bus and I show ain't in a fight.
I just won't end up making some love tonight.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
We should be friends to see instead of whearing and
mean yeahs need.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
To wash up leap and find it quiet you face through.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Shouldn't I friends his see instead were and means.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Need to rock them blest rock.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It's up putting down to my friends. Yes see instead
wearing me.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
He is said, maybe we do ride that with my friends?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Y see instead were and mes yeah, hope.
Speaker 15 (27:26):
We need to smoke some weed.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Listen to rob My.
Speaker 16 (27:31):
Live Bad.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
We bet Timmy. Thank you, guys, thank you so much
giving up from bet Timmy. All right, If that doesn't
make you donate nothing, well come on now. All you
gotta do is give us a call four oh seven
nine one six reel. That's four oh seven nine one
six reel. Or you can text a donation to four
(27:55):
four eight three four The keyword is monsters. Give one word,
one word all all together. Or go to our website
real radiomonsters dot com. There's a way to donate there.
We'll find out where we are when we come back. Also,
I think we got some friends here that want to
donate some money. And then at nine o'clock. It's the
twerkoff between Angelique and Daisy del Toro.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Oh my gosh. The people back there are going to
freak out when they see this.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
So we want to bid that money, and you.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Gotta get that money up there, so we donate now
once again, four oh seven nine one six.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the mantras in the morning.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
You're listening to the monsters in the morning. Annual Radiothon
for the Coalition for the Homeless, presented by Carl Black Chevy.
You a gmc or lando.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
All right, this is what you call control chaos. Welcome
back to the Manster's Mornings, Rushlight. I do love it.
I do absolutely love it. Welcome back. I'm Rus rolland
a long way.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Something's on that we're getting feedback.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
There's music playing. No no, no, yeah, you're starting.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
You're starting to do the channel thing.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Okay, all right, well we'll figure it out. Welcome back.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
I'm Ross Rowlands along with Ryan and angel Daisy's here
of course, Savan is here, Angelague and uh and we
are doing our best race as much money as possible
for the Correlation for the Homeless. Right now, we're at
a pretty good amount. We're doing pretty well, but we
can do a lot better and we need your help.
All you got to do is uh call right now
four oh seven nine one six reel to four oh
(29:32):
seven nine one reel.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah, do it. Yeah, I know where you get a
little bit feedback. I don't know where that's coming from.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
But I think it's your your your cans might be
a little too loud.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
No, they've been the same all morning. Yeah, but we've
had a tenny things for a minute. Uh, we we
have we have a friend that's here. Hello, what's up Richard?
HOWI you doing? Buddy? You got to turn the mic
on there, Amber, I got the red light.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
Okay, we're here introducing with me Richard from Solar Source.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Hello Richard, Hello monsters.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Hi you doing buddy?
Speaker 5 (30:00):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
You've been one of our great sponsors and we do
appreciate it. Have you been how long you been here?
Speaker 13 (30:04):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Probably fifteen twenty minutes?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Would you think of that last band? Amazing, incredible. Yeah,
it's a great band out of a brass instrument. Now
Amber asked that she could interview you, so I got
to allow her to do a little interview. Go ahead, Amber,
do your best.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
So we know that Solar Source is one of our
biggest sponsors at Real Radio, one of four one. We
want to say thank you and may.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
The Source be with you this holiday season. So far,
not a question.
Speaker 9 (30:28):
I'm working on the introduction still and I'm trying to
think of a question.
Speaker 13 (30:32):
Right.
Speaker 9 (30:34):
Well, I know that you've helped many families and homes
with energy and their electric vill so I know you
guys have a hefty, hefty donation probably, I mean every
year you you've really brought it.
Speaker 16 (30:48):
So I wanted to know, uh, what.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Is your donation? That's your question. Wow, that's quite the
interviewing skills she has. Okay, this is on.
Speaker 19 (30:59):
Yeah, Okay, So our donation this year is the same
as last year, three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
I think that's our biggest donation this morning.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
It is thank you.
Speaker 19 (31:14):
So that ties into my challenge, which is somebody needs
to beat that single donation out there today.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yes, someone needs to beat three thousand dollars. Yes, I agree.
Speaker 19 (31:22):
H I got an embarrassing Solar Source story.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
So they're they're a great company.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Okay, they're a great company, and they're their customer service
is on point, right, the best.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I've ever had. Yeah, I say it all the time
in my hands and I'm just the goodness best covers.
The people that work for you are the nicest and
care a lot. Yeah, so I am.
Speaker 8 (31:41):
I'm a proud owner of a solar system to heat
my pool.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
And I saw Richard and that we're just talking.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
I was like, yes, this is not working that well,
and then he just remembered that. They called me later
a week later, I get like, a hey, solar source
technicians coming out to your house. I'm like, okay, cool, well,
let's figure out what's going on. It turns out they
sent a man all the way to my house to
look at my solar system, which is.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Kind of kind of on the fritts at the moment.
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Turns out, uh, you gotta clean your roof. The guy
gets off the roof and he goes you basically have
an entire tree up there. None of the solar panels
are getting any energy clean your roof. And I was
embarrassed af you did all that work to send him out.
So it was a me problem and my pools back
to normal, So thank you.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
That's one.
Speaker 19 (32:29):
That's one funny detail about solar Yeah, that's all. Yeah,
the funniest detail. The most important detail of my solar
system operating is access to the son you have to
get done.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
It makes sense when he's say it out loud, Richard,
thank you so much, man, We appreciate it. Appreciate everything
you guys do. Thank you, thank you. If the good
job amber way to go wonderful.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Okay, so that's that's three thousand dollars that could go
towards the angeliqu's going to twitk situation, right right, Yeah,
So explain to the audience what we're gonna see at
nine o'clock. I know it's coming up here in a
little bit, but uh, this is something that you that
you found and you made a box. So explain it
(33:12):
to the audience. And then it's a competition.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Wait a minute, what's in the box?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
What's in the box?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
What's in the box. So basically, dazy just you're just
showing everybody your box.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
While I was drunk last night, I had to build
this in order to play this game.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
So basically I came up with a way that's easier
because they used Kleenex. To do this, but I didn't
have any Kleenex boxes, so I used my kiss actual
gift boxes and I tore holes in which one of
them has a bigger hole than the other.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
I'm gonna give the.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Smaller hole to her because she's done this game before
and I've never done it before.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
So I'm gonna cheat.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
So, so it's a competition with you and Angelique and
to see Luken to work out more balls.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Yeah, you gotta get all the balls out, but you
tie it to your.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Back, uh huh, and the balls out of it, okay.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
And the one that the balls out the first or first,
they're the ones that win.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Okay. So is there a gambling way that we can
raise more money?
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Like if people like did on on you know, angeleque
to win or help me with the with with the
gambling part of this.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Uh general okay, yeah, you're the degenerate.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
How can we raise Is this game.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Not on hard rock bets?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (34:27):
I don't normally gamble on bridle showers.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
The Christmas thing, man, sure it is.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Christmas, like I.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Think I think you could.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
Do.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You need music, You're gonna need towirky music. We need music.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Yeah, we can't do it alone.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Okay, all right, So well we'll have monster music, Man
Matt find you some twerking music at nine o'clock.
Speaker 8 (34:49):
Then you have the song torking around the Christmas Tree.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
So here's the thing I know about Angelique. She's super competitive,
like she's not like are? I don't know about you, Daisy,
Are you were competitive?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Woman?
Speaker 6 (35:01):
I'm competitive, but my butt's way thicker than hers. Yeah,
and I'm afraid she's done this before.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
No, but but you gave me a smaller hole a ball.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Once you told me you've done it before.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
I'm gonna give you the smaller hole. I was gonna
take the bigger one. You're gonna get screwed on this
one because yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
The balls need to make We gotta make sure the
balls are gonna come out of the hole.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Oh they are.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
So I had my two kids last night test them out.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
You had your kids twirking?
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Yeah, I had my twelve.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Year old and seven year old twerking in the living ross.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Everyone knows that a family that tworks together stays together.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Okay, Well that's good. That's good.
Speaker 14 (35:39):
So they do work.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, so you've tested this.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
I tested them with my kids.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Okay, good, all right, Well nobody got injured, and I'm
glad to see that our big balls just showed up
to watch the competition. Yeah, that's good news. Yeah, that's
that's always nice.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Okay, So if you want to see the twerking competition
at nine o'clock, you gotta donate. You gotta call right
now four oh seven nine one six reel that's four
oh seven nine one six reel and angel.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
What's the other way that they can donate if they
need If they want to just text.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
It out, you can hit us up on the texting
text the word monsters gift to four four eight three.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Four Oh you want me to give you a little something?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
You know I would like a little song? Well? Hold also.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
A family show. We're raising fun. We're just trying to
twir it with balls and have a good family fund.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
You can to help the homeless we're doing.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
You can go to real Radiomonsters dot com. That's Real
Radio Monsters dot com and you can donate that way
as well. Do we have a new a new total
now that we have an extra three and we have
an extra three thousand dollars?
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Yeah, well without even counting that three grand yet, Okay,
I had not counting. Richard Smith just gave three thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
No, thank you, that's that's Richard Smith.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
That's different. I'm sorry you just pulled an amber. Well,
because I'm.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Only reading the text.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I'm not thinking about what's being said.
Speaker 10 (37:12):
That's our guy.
Speaker 15 (37:14):
Thanks.
Speaker 14 (37:15):
Thanks.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
So now we're at eleven thousand.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
That's what we're good. Question is though we are all right?
If you can donate right now, please do what's a
good put solar source on her for four.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Oh seven nine one six reel. We still coming up.
We still have incredible bands. We've got cat Ridgeway that's
going to come in and perform for us. Heather Cantrell
and the Music City Rejects are going to perform for you.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
We got dream a little.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
The young lady that just won Miss Monster Burlesque's gonna
go in to.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Do a song. And uh, is she's singing or she dancing?
What she's doing? You know what?
Speaker 4 (37:52):
It's a mystery to me. Okay, I don't know what
she's doing. She said she would entertain, so we got
that going on. Okay, Savannah found food yow is the
food back there?
Speaker 8 (38:02):
I like that she's drinking mountain dew from a wine
glass like super fancy.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
He is enjoying, and we.
Speaker 13 (38:06):
Tell you where the food was. But I didn't get
a seat at the big table.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
So fine it.
Speaker 9 (38:10):
Oh yeah, I was talking about Come about the four
of us girls need to fight back?
Speaker 6 (38:16):
No, no, how about this?
Speaker 13 (38:17):
How about I work for this station for thirty years?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Are I get a seat at the kids table? They're
not kids, these are growing women.
Speaker 13 (38:23):
They're gonna hate on maybe, Oh, I for sure will
hate on all y'all.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
I actually do, y'all hire by nature.
Speaker 8 (38:31):
I actually I.
Speaker 9 (38:32):
Agree with Savannah. She's been on there for thirty years.
She should be at the big boy table.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I think she should sit on the angel's lap. That's
fine with me.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
I may have worked here for thirty years, but I
worked my butt off for forty, so that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
That's right. Okay. Who brought us? Hey, it's like my
Christmas at home with the drunks.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yea, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I was just trying to get the blood to the
people that brought the food. Angel and who brought the food?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
This is the Monsts version of Seven Fishes, and it's
brought to you by Maison.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah, they're right there in the back.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
You get a sandwich and some coffee available to you.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
So yeah, if you're here.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
If you're here, go to the back place, and anyone
that wants to come in, if you donate more than
one hundred bucks, we're gonna let you, you know, come
on in, but you gotta donate money. You can't just
come up here. And it is a party for sure.
All right, We're gonna take a little break when we
come back. It's the twerking competition. It's Daisy del Toro
versus Angelique, the dancing Queen. Obviously the dancing queen has
a bit of an advantage since she's a dancing queen.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
I think, yeah, I think Daisy's got a bit of
a back Vanda, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Who do you think is gonna win? Ryan Daisy?
Speaker 5 (39:37):
That thing almost knocks me out every day.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
What Jude?
Speaker 6 (39:40):
It doesn't take, but it takes twerking, which is the
little piece of bone that's back here.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Wait?
Speaker 9 (39:45):
What?
Speaker 8 (39:46):
Oh? Yes, the twrku bones connected to the hit bone.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I remember that, the twork bone.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Okay, how many people here think that Angelique is gonna wine?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Wow? How many people think he's gonna win. They don't know,
love you. How many people just want more tequila? Yeah
that's what I thought.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Okay, yeah, all right, if you want to donate four
oh seven nine one six reel please, we want to
get to at least twenty four thousand dollars. We're like
almost halfway there, which is great. Let's keep it going.
Uh when we come back.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
It is the competition Angelique, the Dancing Queen versus Daisy
del Toro in the twerk Off.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
And then we got oh we got a really great
band that's coming up. Also the Bad Santa Band and
the Angry Elves. These guys are awesome. So don't go
anywhere you're listening to the Machas the morning.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
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Speaker 1 (00:31):
Were Radio one on one point one.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
We are live on our YouTube channel, Real Radio Batch
on YouTube and live in the uh the iHeart Performance Studio.
I am Rous Rowlands along with Savannah and Daisy Amber
Andeerlik Angel and Ryan. Hey Daisy, I'm thinking in order
to in order to get more donations, I think the
crowd needs to get up a little bit more if
(00:53):
we maybe passed out a little bit of shot at
tequila to some people.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Oh buddy, you're way late on this.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Do you think that would would everyone with already already drink.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Everyone's already got the red Solo comes rides over here
drinking out a starfumro.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh, you guys were all just keeping it from me.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Everybody's way ahead of you buying.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh, I love.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
You want to have all that?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Angelique the Dance and Queen. How well? How long are
you went so far with our tally. Where are we
at right now?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
For the for the fundraising for the corlies for the homeless.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
So first I have to say that Sun Stage John
just gave a thousand dollars to watch Daisy dance.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, it counts towards our total. Let's talk about that.
So it's a thousand dollars to get Daisy.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
And you had a twerk dance thing you wanted to do,
but you wanted to challenge Angelique.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Was that what you were doing? Well?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
I wanted to challenge Savannah, but then she wears the
skimpy skirts and now she can't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, you challenge whoever you want. I'm not telling you.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh, but but you know, in order to get Angelae
to do it, someone's got to give up a thous dollars.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
So easy, more than a thousand, Yes, let's do this.
Let's make this. Yeah, definitely go up more than twenty
four thousand. We're going to get this year.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
We have to.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
Let's do a proposal.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
What we're doing, well, it's a thousand dollars to get
Daisy to do it. Off, somebody else needs to donate
one thousand to get Angelique to do it.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, okay, all right, and you're willing to do it
if someone donates a thousand dollars in your name?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Now she said, no more than that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
What do you want?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Oh? Well, let's see a total, a total of five thousand.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Five thousand total.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
I don't care if it's one person that wants to
do five grand. Is there is a couple of people
that hit five grand.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
But you will twirk with that box of you. But
and what's the gimmick, Daisy? There are balls in there.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
There are twelve balls in it. Every single ball has
to set out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You gotta work hard enough to give the balls out.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Oh yeah, it's supposed to be a competition between me
and her to get the balls out. That means she
has to do it for a thousand with me, and
then we'll do it for five thousand for her. Okay,
and one of us has to win each time.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Why is it you girls aren't asking to be a
part of this.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Well that's not Miami.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh don't worry.
Speaker 9 (03:17):
My feelings aren't hurt. But I'm not included you guys.
It's just so nice of you, Russ, But I'm My
feelings aren't hurt.
Speaker 10 (03:24):
Okay, you girl's got this.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Girl, you girls got this.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
So let me tell you are talent.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Where are we now? Yeah, we are at four.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Thousand, eight hundred and seventy dollars.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, but that is.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Before Savannah and Gatorland also donated. Okay, not so then
four eight hundred and seventy right now?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Oh well, and we still have time. This is going
to eleven o'clock. If anyone wants to donate, please call
four oh seven nine one six reel or you can
text and the word you have to text is monsters.
Give it's all one word to four war eight three four.
Now it's time for the Queen of Gatorland, Savannah.
Speaker 11 (04:06):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That was the worst.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yay that was I d like a hay.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I gave her a ya. I cannot hear you know,
angels working on it working. Someone's MIC's off, bro, Please
let's turn to Michael on there we go, Here we go, Savannah?
Is that the mobile mic?
Speaker 12 (04:27):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's there?
Speaker 13 (04:28):
For those of you that listen to Here's why, it's
always great to follow our YouTube channel and subscribe. For
those of you we're watching just now, you've got a
sneak peek of this story.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
What happened, Ryan left.
Speaker 13 (04:42):
His microphone on, so as we were going to write
the story, everyone could hear what we were selling the
YouTube channel on YouTube.
Speaker 14 (04:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
See what happened was Ryan thought he was being fancy
by adding a phone camera and he forgot to meet
the mic on ted phone camera. So you got a
literal inside Savannah's mind and how it.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
On behind the scenes.
Speaker 13 (05:01):
Yeah, it was definitely behind the scenes and not meant
to be. We know that was interesting enough.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 14 (05:11):
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Speaker 13 (05:13):
Uh, Okay, So just remember this is all comedy. This
is all in good fun.
Speaker 15 (05:18):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (05:18):
I did rearrange some of this story, but Ryan was
my arbiter of what's offensive and what's not. Really, in retrospect,
was a bad decision. But I don't have the other
version of this story. So this is what I have,
And this story is called Randolph the Pink Eyed Gator.
(05:41):
Once upon a time and a land right down there
on Orange Boston Trail was a magical place called Gatorland,
and there was the most handsome baby white alligator living there,
named Randolph the Pink Eyed Gator.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
No, it ain't that.
Speaker 13 (05:55):
Kind of pink eye. He don't sleep in a bed,
nobody farted in his pillow. It's because he's a beautiful
albino alligator.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Now, Randolph had.
Speaker 13 (06:04):
Lots of friends like raccoons, passeeimes, rabbit, squirrels, and he
even had friends like Bobcat's goats and tortoises. But there
was also a big ornery skunk a gator Land named
Leroy that lived in the woods, and he was really
cranky because he had what folks in these parts call
irritable ball syndrome. That's a big term, big other stuff too,
(06:29):
But because of that, he was always walking around being
grumpy and stinky and well, it turned out that Leroy
the skunk cape hated Christmas and he was bound and
determined to ruin it for all the little critters there
at Gatorland. So one night, lee Roy snuck out to
the big saw Paul meadow bush that had all the
Christmas decorations and presents under it, and he stole all
(06:50):
those presents so the little animals would be sad. Oh
that's right, he took everything. Why, he even took little
Ben and Jerry the Kappy Bears weeb Wobbles farm animal playground,
and Dean the Tortoises tanka dun't truck. It was so sad,
and little Randolph the pink eyed Gator said to himself,
saka Julia, we gotta do something to save Christmas. And
(07:14):
all of a sudden, Randolph looked up and he saw,
in a haze of magic and sparkles and glitter and
Christmas lights.
Speaker 11 (07:22):
A really really, really, really.
Speaker 13 (07:25):
Really big beautiful figure with the most biggest gigantic wings
and hair flowing around like spun gold and blue eyes
and a halo. And no, she was magnificent. She was
so beautiful, probably like the most beautiful thing in the
whole entire state.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Ah she was.
Speaker 13 (07:50):
She was Randolph's Christmas Angel, and her name was And
when she spak it was louder than a purple haired
nosbring liberal lady at a no King's Day protest.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 13 (08:10):
But she took little Randolph in her hands and said, oh, Randolph,
you sure are a cute little booger, but we have
to get you to the North Pole to tell little
santy Claus what Leroy did, and make sure he brings
lots of toys for the good little critters here at
Caeter Lann so is Christmas Angel. Savannah tried to buy
Randolph a plane ticket, but it turns out they canceled
(08:31):
all the plane tickets to the North Pole on account
of Trump's new travel band. And we thought it was
gonna be okay since we were coming from the Great
White North, but that didn't work out. So I tried
to get an uber driver to take him, but being
that close to Christmas, no one wanted to drive all
the way to the North Pole. So right then they
(08:52):
knew good and well that they had to catch that
three ten Greyhound bus out of Saint Cloud if they
was ever gone make it and save Christmas. Problem was,
Randolph didn't have much money, being only four months old,
and so Savannah and Randolph had to buy cheat tickets
and right in the back of the bush with the
(09:13):
pigs and chickens. Oh boy, see that's y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Y'all thought that, didn't you see?
Speaker 13 (09:19):
Now, judge your own self, tudge your own cell. Oh
and Savannah and Randolph had a good time doing bus karaoke,
counting license plates but no frames, no frames on the
license plates, playing scrabble, laughing at Truth's social posts, and
(09:40):
giggling a memes on X and well, before you know it,
they had made it all the way to the North Pole.
But it turns out old Santy Claus had problems of
his own. You see, it was Christmas even they was
experiencing a rare lunar face scientists call ain't got no
moon tonight. And it seems that red nose brain deer
(10:03):
had always helped that. It always helped. Sana have been
rolling around in the mud, and Missus Klaus hollered at him, Rudolph,
stop eating that dirt, but he didn't listen. And now
he's got a belly ache and he can't fly.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh no.
Speaker 13 (10:15):
But Savannah, well she's the smartest Christmas angel in the world.
Call you even smarter than elon Musk Day. And she
had an idea. She told Sandy Claus, Randolph here has
pink eyes and they glow like the headlights on an
eighteen wheeler, and that little Randolph could help you see
(10:35):
through the darkest of nights. So Santa Claus said, little Randolph,
with your eyes so bright, won't you sit on Dasher's
head tonight. Well, Randolph climbed up there and grabbed a
hold of Dashers antlers, and Savannah jumped on Sanny's sleigh
and they hollered, yeh off. They went. Now back at Gatorland,
(10:55):
it was four point thirty in the morning, and all
the little baby creaters went running in their bedroom rooms hollering,
it's Christmas, It's Christmas. And all the grown up animals
wipe their sleepy eyes and looked at their youngins and said,
it's four.
Speaker 16 (11:09):
Thirty in the morning.
Speaker 13 (11:10):
You kids shut up and got back to bed. You see,
because some of them animals ain't nocturnal, they die journal y'
all can google that after the show. Anyways, next thing
you know, it was getting daylight, and all them little
animals that Caterland went running out to that big soul
Paul metter Bush to see what Sannie had brung them.
(11:33):
But there were no presents.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Ah.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
You see, it seems Randolph, Savannah and sanny Claus had
got hung up by the border patrol coming out of Mexica.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
I know this was a Mexican story.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
I was like, no President because santy Claus had forgot
his passport and papers. Ah, and them agents had to
check the sleigh and Frisco santy Claus, and that took
a while, because he's a big failure, you know. And
they went under their sleigh to see if there was
people under there, and all kinds of crazy stuff happened.
(12:10):
They was gonna deny entry because of all the ice.
I yeah, and they had banned essential travel. So that's
when the Christmas Angels Savannah spread her wings high, Lenard
(12:31):
skinnered in a free bird video.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
And flew that sleigh.
Speaker 13 (12:36):
Across that border and made a beeline for the Free
State of Florida. They stopped down at Alligator Alcatraz to
try to free all them alligators, but they weren't. They
surprised that it wasn't even alligators down there, it was people.
And they just all looked up from their cots and
said police, Nobby don Savannah. And before you know it,
(13:03):
all them little critters heard sleigh bells and they looked
up in the sky and here come them reindeer, just
the kicking and the snorting and a hooting all the
way to that big Salt Paul metal bush. And there
was Randolph still hanging on to Dasher's antlers, and there
was his Christmas Angel, Savannah sitting on the sleigh, messing up,
(13:24):
messing up all the preset iHeartRadio stations. They rode into
that saw Paul metter Bush and set the handing out
presents to all the good little critters and everyone was
so happy, everyone that is except Leroy the Sconcave seems
old Leroy had started eating everyone's Christmas dinner and got
a hold of a bad deviled egg and it tore
(13:46):
his belly up something fierce. So he was out in
the woods where the bears go or used to before
the hunt, all trying to get sewball straightened out, and
he missed the whole celebration. But the other creators gathered
around the big sout Paul Metabush and sang songs like Gatorland,
(14:07):
Santy Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Santa Claus coming to town?
Speaker 16 (14:12):
Is that you?
Speaker 13 (14:12):
Santa Claus? And Grandma got run over by reindeer. All
the Christmas classics and it was the best Christmas ever.
And that right there, boys and girls, is a true
story on how Randolph the Pink Eyed Gator and his
angel Savannah saved Christmas.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
My favorite favorite part is to watch the people from
the Coalition for the Homeless stare at you.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Because they hadn't know it. They're like, what is going on?
That was great.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
It was a great story. This is such a memo.
Awesome job.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
That was great. Thank you so much.
Speaker 13 (14:51):
And I'd also like to add that Gatorland Global is
donating one thousand dollars to the Coalition for.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
The Homelessness Morning nice.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
Thanks for all.
Speaker 13 (15:01):
Your support for gator Landa all year long.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I love you guys.
Speaker 13 (15:04):
We wouldn't be where we are without the local people
in this community and we like to be a part
of it. So we want to support the Coalition for
the Homeless and you guys, if you have if you
can come on out this weekend Florida Residents Special and
spend Christmas with gator claws and crop crack, crampus crop
and me and I'll throw you a hey and maybe
(15:25):
even more giving up for Savannah.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That was great. That was awesome. All right, We're gonna
have a new total.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Will we come back also only come out Fat Timmy
will be performing for you. So if you can listen,
if you can donate, please do four oh seven nine
to one six reel. Yeah, they're waiting to answer the phones.
I love watching their faces.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
They didn't answer the phones because they were by Savannah Shorry.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
But they're back on the one lady on the far
right was like, what in the hell.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
They are about it? Give them a call morat seven
nine one six.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Or you can text the word musters get.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Two four four eight three four.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
All right, please donate if you can't, let's get it
up to twenty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
We are gonna have a twirk off between Daisy and Angelee.
There's numbers that we got to hit.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Set those numbers, all right, when we come back, it's
fat Timmy, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
You're listening to the Mantra of the morning.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
Ndy gets super Short coming soon.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
All right, welcome back to the Mantras in the morning.
What up for a point?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Why everyone's drinking tequila? I see there. They're answering the
phone back.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
They're angels. Absolutely, They're keeping them busy. They are keeping
them busy. You guys are.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Doing great, you guys.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I don't know what we are now with the total.
Well we'll find out here in a second. If you
want to help us out, if you.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Want to donation to the collation for the whole miss
Remember all the money stays here in Super Florida.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Helps horless folks here in Sucrem, Florida, And.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
There are a lot of people that just you know,
found out that that they couldn't pay their bills and
our homeless and had no idea that whatever happened to them.
And it's helping a lot of local families. If you
want to donate now four oh seven nine to one
six reel. That's four oh seven nine one six reel
And we have folks that are answering the phones right now. Also,
you can text the word monsters give to four four
(17:17):
eight three four and donate that way. Or you can
go to real Radiomasters dot com and if you go
through there, there's a little click.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Through and you can donate. Uh, there's an auction. What's
it on? A blind auction?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, silent auction. Yeah, blind aux's something way different. Tell
you you got to pay extra for that. All right,
question that we've been doing fadline Man questions that we're
getting on the textan the silent auction online? How long
does that go on? Does that end at the end
of the show. How long are we keeping that going?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I believe Jack made it so at the end of
the show.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, I will Okay, let me get it with Brashaw
and we'll have that answer for you guys momentarily.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I believe that is the gimmick. Yeah for sure.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Angelique, how are we doing so far with the tally
for for today's fundraising event?
Speaker 7 (18:02):
So we have two other challenges. We have Ruth from
South Carolina who donated ten dollars and wants to challenge
all out of state listeners to give. Anybody who is saying,
who's not here from Florida, please give.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
If you're listening on the iHeartRadio. That's right, that's a
good talent.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Thank you, Ruth, South Carolina. And then Mark Davis from
Nebraska is giving twenty dollars and challenges all tradespeople to donate. Okay,
so trade, thank you so much. And he's also from
out of the state, so you doubledd it.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Mark, You actually covered both of them.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, covered both.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
And then right now our total is six thousand, six
hundred and forty dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay, that's good. All right, it's eight thirty. We still
have some time. That is awesome. Big thank you to
Gatorland too for that donation. That was great.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
So Daisy del Toro, who is our next act. That's
here to help us raise money for the Coalition for.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
The Homeless Ladies and gentlemen. Since I may not get
to talk after this, I want to make sure you
all put your hands together super loud for fat Timmy.
Speaker 11 (19:04):
All right, let's go, hey man, what.
Speaker 13 (19:11):
Are you in for?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Man?
Speaker 12 (19:13):
You know?
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Uh, they didn't even let you bring alligators to Alligator Alcantras.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's stupid.
Speaker 16 (19:30):
Come on days.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Vol Robasion ruck on the Cornda.
Speaker 16 (19:40):
Roum on day can Volnaabasa.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Ruck on the BRDA.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Shanny got a scholarship. Daddy was so proud, proun Tony
Hayden and the keys to a condo down and saying
Shanny had a bunch of peers and he headed out
on the toes, but ninety fives not to see that
the it's the name.
Speaker 12 (20:09):
Of the bot. Come oncation in Alation, walk on the bottom,
Come on Bacation he Involation, walk on the bottle.
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Sally was a substitute on the TV.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Game show.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
Sally Do Something of the Contestasity No she won in
all this which's trip.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
She probes to right the in her tubes.
Speaker 11 (20:47):
She didn't know what's the.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
Eagle to be foping out her views.
Speaker 16 (20:52):
Come on dacation invoculation, walk on the corner, come on
backy shin Dyna, walk on the horn.
Speaker 13 (21:11):
And off.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Cranny in a wrintal car.
Speaker 11 (21:25):
And the fast thing going slow headed down.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
To the village is to see some old friends that
she knows.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
Someone said, cranny baths where simpic was laced, cranny out
of the lady and chewed off someone's face.
Speaker 16 (21:44):
Come on back, hey.
Speaker 14 (21:47):
Shine him away, shine uk on ther up, Come.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
On back, hey shin me walk.
Speaker 14 (22:00):
A shine shine Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Hell yeah, that was great.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You guys are an amazing band.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
How long you've been performing together? Was that? How long
have you been performing together.
Speaker 15 (22:40):
Since ninety six?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Ninety six?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
And how many times have you helped us out? We
think it's four times three, three times?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Let me this makes three? This is three yeah, and
you guys always kill it?
Speaker 13 (22:50):
Man.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Where do you perform around town? Are there certain places
that that people can co see you?
Speaker 15 (22:56):
Celery Year's Eve?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, Man, play the website. We get all over the place, man, Man,
thank you for all the support. You guys always help us.
Thank you guys.
Speaker 17 (23:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
What's the website if they want to buy the albums
and everything.
Speaker 15 (23:10):
Well, okay, let me tell you we just we we
made an album with Matt here, right, So.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Is he not the greatest producer?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 15 (23:21):
It sounds better than any album we've ever made. And
it's free for download on bank camp dot com.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (23:28):
But if you've got Spotify, Apple Music, it's on there.
Speaker 13 (23:32):
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, he's he's produced a lot of really big albums.
You know he did he did that that?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I'm aware the man bro this
guy rush.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Some would say that was a low point from there,
from Man's Skyrocket.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
You don't have Michael Langelo to the Sistine Champlains.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Then do a coloring book that you.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Guys want to do another song?
Speaker 12 (23:57):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (23:57):
Please?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
You guys want hear another song from Bad tell you
let's go, Hey, donate right now four of seven ninety
one six wheel to the Colige for the Homeless.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Thank you guys to do it.
Speaker 18 (24:09):
We should be friends, you see instead wearing me Yeah,
he's to smoke some weed and listen to buy my lady.
Should be friends, you see instead.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Weearing and means yeah the.
Speaker 17 (24:27):
Day even said and then we sho buy that way,
but you bout to too.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Long sing my song and you be gone and then phone.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Up cher streaming and missed the mean And it's.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
Me that's wrong.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
But it's all the same to me.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
You can love it all that it be, but how.
Speaker 18 (24:47):
Could you discount all of that history.
Speaker 14 (24:52):
It's a mystery to me why you do all of
these things.
Speaker 11 (24:58):
I could do every and bye and I don't, but
you the what?
Speaker 10 (25:03):
But I need you the fuss and I show ain't
his fight, I just won't and making some sweet up
tonight he should be friends, just see instead where?
Speaker 11 (25:17):
And amans yes, need to wash up beef finding quiet
got press.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You shouldn't my friends? Just see instead where? And amis
man need.
Speaker 11 (25:31):
Some solo here?
Speaker 15 (25:32):
So I can't treat some of my fear now.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
If I too long sing my song as you be gone?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
He did on the first screen, and you missed the.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
Mean, And it's me that's won funny.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
It's all the same to me.
Speaker 18 (26:19):
You can't love it all, let it be, But how
could you dish down all of that misery?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's a mystery to me why you do all of
these things. I couldn't you win everybody?
Speaker 17 (26:36):
And I put it in a way no, but I
he did a bus and I show ain't in a fight.
I just won't end up making some love tonight.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
We should be friends to see instead of whearing and
mean yeahs need.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
To wash up leap and find it quiet you face through.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Shouldn't I friends his see instead were and means.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Need to rock them blest rock.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It's up putting down to my friends. Yes see instead
wearing me.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
He is said, maybe we do ride that with my friends?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Y see instead were and mes yeah, hope.
Speaker 15 (27:26):
We need to smoke some weed.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Listen to rob My.
Speaker 16 (27:31):
Live Bad.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
We bet Timmy. Thank you, guys, thank you so much
giving up from bet Timmy. All right, If that doesn't
make you donate nothing, well come on now. All you
gotta do is give us a call four oh seven
nine one six reel. That's four oh seven nine one
six reel. Or you can text a donation to four
(27:55):
four eight three four The keyword is monsters. Give one word,
one word all all together. Or go to our website
real radiomonsters dot com. There's a way to donate there.
We'll find out where we are when we come back. Also,
I think we got some friends here that want to
donate some money. And then at nine o'clock. It's the
twerkoff between Angelique and Daisy del Toro.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Oh my gosh. The people back there are going to
freak out when they see this.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
So we want to bid that money, and you.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Gotta get that money up there, so we donate now
once again, four oh seven nine one six.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the mantras in the morning.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
You're listening to the monsters in the morning. Annual Radiothon
for the Coalition for the Homeless, presented by Carl Black Chevy.
You a gmc or lando.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
All right, this is what you call control chaos. Welcome
back to the Manster's Mornings, Rushlight. I do love it.
I do absolutely love it. Welcome back. I'm Rus rolland
a long way.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Something's on that we're getting feedback.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
There's music playing. No no, no, yeah, you're starting.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
You're starting to do the channel thing.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Okay, all right, well we'll figure it out. Welcome back.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
I'm Ross Rowlands along with Ryan and angel Daisy's here
of course, Savan is here, Angelague and uh and we
are doing our best race as much money as possible
for the Correlation for the Homeless. Right now, we're at
a pretty good amount. We're doing pretty well, but we
can do a lot better and we need your help.
All you got to do is uh call right now
four oh seven nine one six reel to four oh
(29:32):
seven nine one reel.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah, do it. Yeah, I know where you get a
little bit feedback. I don't know where that's coming from.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
But I think it's your your your cans might be
a little too loud.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
No, they've been the same all morning. Yeah, but we've
had a tenny things for a minute. Uh, we we
have we have a friend that's here. Hello, what's up Richard?
HOWI you doing? Buddy? You got to turn the mic
on there, Amber, I got the red light.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
Okay, we're here introducing with me Richard from Solar Source.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Hello Richard, Hello monsters.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Hi you doing buddy?
Speaker 5 (30:00):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
You've been one of our great sponsors and we do
appreciate it. Have you been how long you been here?
Speaker 13 (30:04):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Probably fifteen twenty minutes?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Would you think of that last band? Amazing, incredible. Yeah,
it's a great band out of a brass instrument. Now
Amber asked that she could interview you, so I got
to allow her to do a little interview. Go ahead, Amber,
do your best.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
So we know that Solar Source is one of our
biggest sponsors at Real Radio, one of four one. We
want to say thank you and may.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
The Source be with you this holiday season. So far,
not a question.
Speaker 9 (30:28):
I'm working on the introduction still and I'm trying to
think of a question.
Speaker 13 (30:32):
Right.
Speaker 9 (30:34):
Well, I know that you've helped many families and homes
with energy and their electric vill so I know you
guys have a hefty, hefty donation probably, I mean every
year you you've really brought it.
Speaker 16 (30:48):
So I wanted to know, uh, what.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Is your donation? That's your question. Wow, that's quite the
interviewing skills she has. Okay, this is on.
Speaker 19 (30:59):
Yeah, Okay, So our donation this year is the same
as last year, three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
I think that's our biggest donation this morning.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
It is thank you.
Speaker 19 (31:14):
So that ties into my challenge, which is somebody needs
to beat that single donation out there today.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yes, someone needs to beat three thousand dollars. Yes, I agree.
Speaker 19 (31:22):
H I got an embarrassing Solar Source story.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
So they're they're a great company.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Okay, they're a great company, and they're their customer service
is on point, right, the best.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I've ever had. Yeah, I say it all the time
in my hands and I'm just the goodness best covers.
The people that work for you are the nicest and
care a lot. Yeah, so I am.
Speaker 8 (31:41):
I'm a proud owner of a solar system to heat
my pool.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
And I saw Richard and that we're just talking.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
I was like, yes, this is not working that well,
and then he just remembered that. They called me later
a week later, I get like, a hey, solar source
technicians coming out to your house. I'm like, okay, cool, well,
let's figure out what's going on. It turns out they
sent a man all the way to my house to
look at my solar system, which is.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Kind of kind of on the fritts at the moment.
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Turns out, uh, you gotta clean your roof. The guy
gets off the roof and he goes you basically have
an entire tree up there. None of the solar panels
are getting any energy clean your roof. And I was
embarrassed af you did all that work to send him out.
So it was a me problem and my pools back
to normal, So thank you.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
That's one.
Speaker 19 (32:29):
That's one funny detail about solar Yeah, that's all. Yeah,
the funniest detail. The most important detail of my solar
system operating is access to the son you have to
get done.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
It makes sense when he's say it out loud, Richard,
thank you so much, man, We appreciate it. Appreciate everything
you guys do. Thank you, thank you. If the good
job amber way to go wonderful.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Okay, so that's that's three thousand dollars that could go
towards the angeliqu's going to twitk situation, right right, Yeah,
So explain to the audience what we're gonna see at
nine o'clock. I know it's coming up here in a
little bit, but uh, this is something that you that
you found and you made a box. So explain it
(33:12):
to the audience. And then it's a competition.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Wait a minute, what's in the box?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
What's in the box?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
What's in the box. So basically, dazy just you're just
showing everybody your box.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
While I was drunk last night, I had to build
this in order to play this game.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
So basically I came up with a way that's easier
because they used Kleenex. To do this, but I didn't
have any Kleenex boxes, so I used my kiss actual
gift boxes and I tore holes in which one of
them has a bigger hole than the other.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
I'm gonna give the.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Smaller hole to her because she's done this game before
and I've never done it before.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
So I'm gonna cheat.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
So, so it's a competition with you and Angelique and
to see Luken to work out more balls.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Yeah, you gotta get all the balls out, but you
tie it to your.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Back, uh huh, and the balls out of it, okay.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
And the one that the balls out the first or first,
they're the ones that win.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Okay. So is there a gambling way that we can
raise more money?
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Like if people like did on on you know, angeleque
to win or help me with the with with the
gambling part of this.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Uh general okay, yeah, you're the degenerate.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
How can we raise Is this game.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Not on hard rock bets?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (34:27):
I don't normally gamble on bridle showers.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
The Christmas thing, man, sure it is.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Christmas, like I.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Think I think you could.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
Do.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You need music, You're gonna need towirky music. We need music.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Yeah, we can't do it alone.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Okay, all right, So well we'll have monster music, Man
Matt find you some twerking music at nine o'clock.
Speaker 8 (34:49):
Then you have the song torking around the Christmas Tree.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
So here's the thing I know about Angelique. She's super competitive,
like she's not like are? I don't know about you, Daisy,
Are you were competitive?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Woman?
Speaker 6 (35:01):
I'm competitive, but my butt's way thicker than hers. Yeah,
and I'm afraid she's done this before.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
No, but but you gave me a smaller hole a ball.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Once you told me you've done it before.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
I'm gonna give you the smaller hole. I was gonna
take the bigger one. You're gonna get screwed on this
one because yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
The balls need to make We gotta make sure the
balls are gonna come out of the hole.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Oh they are.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
So I had my two kids last night test them out.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
You had your kids twirking?
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Yeah, I had my twelve.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Year old and seven year old twerking in the living ross.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Everyone knows that a family that tworks together stays together.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Okay, Well that's good. That's good.
Speaker 14 (35:39):
So they do work.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, so you've tested this.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
I tested them with my kids.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Okay, good, all right, Well nobody got injured, and I'm
glad to see that our big balls just showed up
to watch the competition. Yeah, that's good news. Yeah, that's
that's always nice.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Okay, So if you want to see the twerking competition
at nine o'clock, you gotta donate. You gotta call right
now four oh seven nine one six reel that's four
oh seven nine one six reel and angel.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
What's the other way that they can donate if they
need If they want to just text.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
It out, you can hit us up on the texting
text the word monsters gift to four four eight three.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Four Oh you want me to give you a little something?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
You know I would like a little song? Well? Hold also.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
A family show. We're raising fun. We're just trying to
twir it with balls and have a good family fund.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
You can to help the homeless we're doing.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
You can go to real Radiomonsters dot com. That's Real
Radio Monsters dot com and you can donate that way
as well. Do we have a new a new total
now that we have an extra three and we have
an extra three thousand dollars?
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Yeah, well without even counting that three grand yet, Okay,
I had not counting. Richard Smith just gave three thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
No, thank you, that's that's Richard Smith.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
That's different. I'm sorry you just pulled an amber. Well,
because I'm.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Only reading the text.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I'm not thinking about what's being said.
Speaker 10 (37:12):
That's our guy.
Speaker 15 (37:14):
Thanks.
Speaker 14 (37:15):
Thanks.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
So now we're at eleven thousand.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
That's what we're good. Question is though we are all right?
If you can donate right now, please do what's a
good put solar source on her for four.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Oh seven nine one six reel. We still coming up.
We still have incredible bands. We've got cat Ridgeway that's
going to come in and perform for us. Heather Cantrell
and the Music City Rejects are going to perform for you.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
We got dream a little.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
The young lady that just won Miss Monster Burlesque's gonna
go in to.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Do a song. And uh, is she's singing or she dancing?
What she's doing? You know what?
Speaker 4 (37:52):
It's a mystery to me. Okay, I don't know what
she's doing. She said she would entertain, so we got
that going on. Okay, Savannah found food yow is the
food back there?
Speaker 8 (38:02):
I like that she's drinking mountain dew from a wine
glass like super fancy.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
He is enjoying, and we.
Speaker 13 (38:06):
Tell you where the food was. But I didn't get
a seat at the big table.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
So fine it.
Speaker 9 (38:10):
Oh yeah, I was talking about Come about the four
of us girls need to fight back?
Speaker 6 (38:16):
No, no, how about this?
Speaker 13 (38:17):
How about I work for this station for thirty years?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Are I get a seat at the kids table? They're
not kids, these are growing women.
Speaker 13 (38:23):
They're gonna hate on maybe, Oh, I for sure will
hate on all y'all.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
I actually do, y'all hire by nature.
Speaker 8 (38:31):
I actually I.
Speaker 9 (38:32):
Agree with Savannah. She's been on there for thirty years.
She should be at the big boy table.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I think she should sit on the angel's lap. That's
fine with me.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
I may have worked here for thirty years, but I
worked my butt off for forty, so that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
That's right. Okay. Who brought us? Hey, it's like my
Christmas at home with the drunks.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yea, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I was just trying to get the blood to the
people that brought the food. Angel and who brought the food?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
This is the Monsts version of Seven Fishes, and it's
brought to you by Maison.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah, they're right there in the back.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
You get a sandwich and some coffee available to you.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
So yeah, if you're here.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
If you're here, go to the back place, and anyone
that wants to come in, if you donate more than
one hundred bucks, we're gonna let you, you know, come
on in, but you gotta donate money. You can't just
come up here. And it is a party for sure.
All right, We're gonna take a little break when we
come back. It's the twerking competition. It's Daisy del Toro
versus Angelique, the dancing Queen. Obviously the dancing queen has
a bit of an advantage since she's a dancing queen.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
I think, yeah, I think Daisy's got a bit of
a back Vanda, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Who do you think is gonna win? Ryan Daisy?
Speaker 5 (39:37):
That thing almost knocks me out every day.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
What Jude?
Speaker 6 (39:40):
It doesn't take, but it takes twerking, which is the
little piece of bone that's back here.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Wait?
Speaker 9 (39:45):
What?
Speaker 8 (39:46):
Oh? Yes, the twrku bones connected to the hit bone.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I remember that, the twork bone.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Okay, how many people here think that Angelique is gonna wine?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Wow? How many people think he's gonna win. They don't know,
love you. How many people just want more tequila? Yeah
that's what I thought.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Okay, yeah, all right, if you want to donate four
oh seven nine one six reel please, we want to
get to at least twenty four thousand dollars. We're like
almost halfway there, which is great. Let's keep it going.
Uh when we come back.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
It is the competition Angelique, the Dancing Queen versus Daisy
del Toro in the twerk Off.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
And then we got oh we got a really great
band that's coming up. Also the Bad Santa Band and
the Angry Elves. These guys are awesome. So don't go
anywhere you're listening to the Machas the morning.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
You're listening to the Monsters in the Morning. Annual Radiothon
for the Coalition for the Homeless, presented by Carl Black
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