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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 4 (00:32):
Was up.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'm Russ Rollins, along with Angel Rovera, Ryant Holmes, and
Detective Barber is here with us from Crimeline.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
How you doing, Detective Barb?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I am great.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Did Ryan embarrass us?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh my god? At the you'd have thought he was
auditioning for some stand up comic thing. He has got
his phone out and he's reading all these jokes. Of
course they're all about me.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
And the feedback was pretty good. The people loved it.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
But okay, because you well respected in that room, some
of those officers could have gotten upset.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Well, they like all laughed at Ryan.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
They Barb pulled me off the stage. She literally grabbed me.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Well, she's got a show, the dude, you're over here
going rogue and wanting to do a hot twenty?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Did he do it? Was he up there too long?
Detective Barb.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
For her?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I could.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
I could feel her uncomfortableness behind me, like she's she's
kind of back into the left listen Ida called it audible.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I did that at the last second. I saw that
other people.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Do not do that, because you had notes written.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
While I was while I was watching you, for those
who don't know, So, Detective Barb had this this award
ceremony and she was giving us an award, and so
we just sent Ryan to go accept the award. That's
all he was supposed to do. Walk up there, get
the award, getting back.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
And I'm sure Barbara's taking into consideration that all these uh,
you know, very important people are giving or affording her
time and making time for that day and everything. And
then you got a guy that goes off script and.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Then he starts picking on Detective Ball.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Yes, tick in on Barb, like why would you say.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
You roast people that something about trees? Something wasn't lost
on name trees.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
On I said, the irony of barb selling trees on
the side of OBT is not lost on me. And
then I said, the barb you've sold, You've gone from
chili to Christmas trees.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Uh, so we've got beans and trees. What's next?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Powder from a bacon competition gotter roasted. Uh, there's a bunch.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't know that.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
It's just fun because the laughed, the officers were laughing.
But it was such a weird ceremony to me because
I am a very much a stand up comedian look
at me person and these are all like heroes of
the community, right, but they have they don't have a
ton of like big personality.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
In fact, a lot of them will just take the
awards and like quickly run off stage.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Yeah, So I was like, Okay, I'm gonna live in
this up. If you're invite local hero Ryan Holmes something,
he's gonna it's gonna it's gonna have a little fun.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
The best part though, was, and I got a bunch
of emails about this, was me telling the story about
Gray beating him with three golf clubs this year. People
were like, are you kidding me? And I'm like, now,
it was another you know what kicking well.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Did you say that that's why you started doing your
your jokes? Because she said she started it by by
picking on you about.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
You losings, attacking local hero Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
He wants to play you left handed.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It was it was I'll take that, Uh, well you won't.
But the can he play left hand?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yes he can.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
That's impressive. Hell.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
But like I was like, man, everybody in this room
is armed, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That's the only thing that really scared me.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I'm like, if this goes wrong, because Barb could play
the ultimate joke and be like, Okay, we're gonna fake.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Arrest Ryan Holmes. Guys right right right.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Once he gets off stage, it's gonna be like you
owe traffic tickets and it would be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
She could she could.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Definitely want up me.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
But I really did call it audible because I was
just gonna go up and say thank you so much,
the monster's part part of the community, blah blah blah,
target bridge environment ha ha.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But then I was like, I'm just gonna lightly roaster
a little bit, see what happens, and they loved it.
I got I got so many handshakes and high five.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And how did you take the barb? Pull you off
the stage like.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
You can grab my bosus from behind me and she
physically moves me away.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I was really hoping that she had like a big ol' hook,
a true live hook, and just hooked out.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Got she pulled me off, and I just yelled, I'm
not resisting.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, we're into November, so we're getting closer and closer
to Christmas. Tree time to take the barb, which I
know is your You're not exactly always usually excited about it,
but you are happy when you finally sell all the trees.
It's the pressure, right, the pressure of having the trees
and you gotta sell them.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I need to sell them by December first.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh wow, because I've got to go to.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
D C for a trip.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So when are you getting the trees that.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
They'll be here on the twentieth if I can where
Now I'm running into small roadblocks getting a trailer to
bring them down? Tractor trailer to bring them down?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Oh, you need to need help.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
So I mean, I'm calling a bunch of people, but man,
it's expensive and we don't have a full load trailer right.
Ours is a half hop.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
How big of a trailer do you need to get
all the trees?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Well, I was going to go myself in a twenty
six foot Prefer truck, but that's not going to be
big enough because we have extra trees this year.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Oh wow, So at twenty six it's going to.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Be bigger than twenty six and I can't drive bigger
than twenty six.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Oh so, if there's anyone that can help, I mean,
if you want to willing to pay donate the crime
Line or if you want.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
To, yeah, whatever, help me reduce my costs three tips
having a one way truck come down with threes, I'm sure.
So anyway, they'll be here on the twentieth. The tent
and stuff will be up that day and we'll start
on I think the twenty first is a Friday, and it's.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
A fundraising event for Crimeline. All the money helps to
fund you know, throughout the year, like the staff and
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
All the things that we do, yep, rewards, special rewards,
stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
So I'll definitely be out there at least a couple
of days that weekend to help you out. Okay, yeah,
that's one of those things I genuinely get a kick
out of. I'll probably, if it's okay, bring my daughter
and her friends.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
She can get some hours out. Yeah, you know, we
have I have some fourteen footers coming this year. That
takes me and two others to move those big trees
like that. And they're healthy because they've had quite a
bit of rain up in North Carolina, so they're going
to be full of water.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's going to be like a raccoon or a squirrel.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Absolute We've had.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
No but we've had nests of things pop up.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So yeah, uh, are we catching any bad guys this week?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
We are. I've got two cases. Both of them are
sex battery cases. The first one's Orlando Police Department. They've
got to compose it out there. I'll get it over
to what's his name over there? The comedian Ryan.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Actually seething camember your name?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
What's his name?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
This one happened at Grand and Lee Avenue. It's a
pretty good composite of the guy. So that happened on
October ninth in and around that area. We need to
get names that might be attached or somebody who's maybe
talked about doing this. And then the other one is
another one that just happened with Orland or Orange County
Sheriff's Office, and this happened on November first. We have
a photograph of him near Barber Park, which is near
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Gatland Avenue. And there's a composite on this guy. He's
described as being black male, six foot hundred and eighty
two hundred pounds, thick Haitian accent, which stands out about
this one. But there's a composite on him. He's he
looks a little bit different. So both of those reward
posters will be posted up there if you know anything
about these two attacks. We need to get names so
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we can get them over to the detectives.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
And then every year, as we get, you know, we
get closer to the holidays, you always have some tips
for people as you're going shopping.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I don't know if people go as long, people's shop
shop as much anymore. Yeah, I think about.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Porch pirates because we offer a special reward for that.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh okay, what's that?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
We have a five hundred dollars reward if you can
help us identify porch pirates. And you know those guys,
they've I think gotten smarter. I guess if you're thief.
Maybe you can get smarter, but they tend to follow,
like they'll be in the neighborhoods and follow the trucks around.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh they like the Amazon trucks or.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Amazon whatever, and they'll watch the house for a little bit.
They'll run out grab the packages and stuff. So make
friends with your neighbors. Or you can give upsymthetics directions
to put your packages in the backyard. You can give
special directions, say put my packages on the other side
of the fence, which will probably eliminate most of that
with those two companies. But when you get notification that
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your package is on your porch, you need to have
somebody pick it.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Up to go get it.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, yeah, I have I don't you know. Neighbors help
sport neighbors.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You know, most most people have those ring cameras now,
so so does that ever help to catch the porch pirates?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Well, it gets pictures of them, but we don't always
get reported because think about it, most people will just
go back to Amazon and say my package is gone, right.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
And they'll share the footage with Amazon and they won't necessarily.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Put a law enforcement report done. So if you're the
victim of that, I would encourage you to report it.
It doesn't take very long. Yeah, and if you have
photos of them, turn it over because they may have
done multiples. That will help us get on my deed
and stop right Barb.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
If someone's interested in getting more information to be your
driver to bring down the Christmas trees, where would you
direct them to get in contact with you?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
They can email me or call the eight hundred number.
They can email it. I NFO info at crimeline dot org. Okay,
that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
And as we're getting closer to Thanksgiving and you got
old nasty uncle you don't even like who you know
has a awarding wart?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What is it you can do?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I love that stuff, I absolutely love it. We just
call us if he's got an active wart. We checked
the warrant. We have deputies or officers come knock on
the door and take him away. And you have more.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Food Thanksgiving dinner. I don't care Uncle Ronnie. They just
took Uncle Ronnie away.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Listen, We've been known to grab a dad at the
hospital when the baby's been born.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
And remember like it's completely anonymous, so nobody will know
who turned in dad or Uncle Ronnie or whatever. One
hundred four to two three tips completely anonymous. And so
let's say you do turn in someone that has, you know,
a warrant like that, like, what kind.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Of If it's on Thanksgiving Day during dinner, I might
kick we might kick in just a little more money
for that Warren arrest. Wow, that's I think it's great.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's your favorite thing.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
I do love.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
How much is the warrant arrest usually.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Depends on the warrant. If it's violent, it can be
four hundred. If it's not violent, you know, drugs or something,
it'd be a little less than that. Yeah, just sitting there,
talk to board in the kicking in some extra money
for those Turkey arrests.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Make four hundred bucks just sitting there and just get extratinus.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Could you imagine you're the guy that's got the warrn
on him, right, and they come and get you. You're
sitting at that table, You're like, you know, who's the
one that called you in?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
More than likely the one with a monster T shirt on.
They're like, oh, bar all right. So so Ryan doesn't
need to apologize to you. We thought maybe he had
made you upset.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
No, I had a late flight coming in from New Orleans.
The other day it's fighting.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I was like, oh man, she didn't come in this
week because she met at me.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Still, No, how was it in New Orleans?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
It was okay. I just I left the hotel twice.
That's it because I work so much during that thing
that New Orleans is New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, it's just yeah, we're planning on going in, uh
right after Christmas.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
But we did see so we did. We went to
the Crew Boo Parade. That's wrong, I got that all wrong.
But it's a smaller version of the Marty Gras parade
and they had all those big floats, a two hour parade, yeah,
with thousands of people walking in it.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
And you felt pretty safe there, I mean yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
But we also had the superintendent of police with us.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That helps. I remember.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
So if you're going to get a Christmas tree, get
it from crime line. That would help Detective bar about
a lot. She really wants to sell all the trees.
And it's gonna be on.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Four forty North Obt in Princeton, in Princeton Northwest corner.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah. What they call that now the million is that that's.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
The package packing district. It's a cool area and we
have paved parking. Now it'd be a whole lot easier
to get in and out if you live in those
apartments and you listen to us, we're actually going to
have those beach wagons with the big wheels, so we're
gonna be able to walk the trees over to all
those apartments and stuff like that. Are you like near
the where that food hall is corn?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Yeah, that's all in that same area. Do oh nice,
it'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, it's crime Line one, eight hundred and four to two,
three tips, Thank you to say to Barb. Thanks guys,
all right when we come back with bb Colber, Miss
Monster Burlesque will be with us.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the mantra of the morning.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Wow, we're just hell's a popping today, all kinds of guests,
welcome back. I'm Russ Rollins along with Angel and Ryan
and Miss Monster Burless. Phoebe Caliber is here today with Yes, Barbie,
how you doing?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
I am doing so great? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You know you were you were in the contest right
and I remember you you had an incredible is it
called an incredible set? Is that what you were saying?
Or incredible number number? There you go incredible number. That's
that's right. And uh, and of course we were getting
ready for the next Miss Monster Burless show, which is
going to be at the Abbey on December fifth. We'll
talk about that a little bit. But I got a
bunch of stuff I wanted to talk to BB about. Yeah,
(13:35):
my new favorite, My new favorite segment is today in
therapy because BB will we'll post this stuff that you're
going to go do and talk about.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
In therapy and so I want to talk about that.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
But before that, I want to talk about, Uh, you
are going on your very first.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Cruise I am, and Angel.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Is ready to go on his first cruise. Uh, so
so to tell me, hey, why is this your first cruise?
I mean I would think, you know, you would have
maybe have done some impersonation conforming and performing on another
cruise ship.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Why is this your first one?
Speaker 8 (14:11):
That's funny that you say that. I don't know. I've
just just never had the opportunity to.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
But speaking of celebrity impersonations, you know, this cruise is
actually going to be a celebrity impersonation ish sort of cruise.
My parents, you know, put on the Sun Risk Convention
for professional celebrity impersonators and tribute artists for like twenty
something years.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
Last year is our last.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Year, right, So we sort of created a family along
the way of Wayward performers and celebrity impersonators and just fun.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Super cool people.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
So this was a way for us all to still
get together and kind of have a family reunion without
the financial burden of a convention falling on my parents.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
So you're going to have a bunch of impersonators on
a cruise ship? How many all together? Like fifteen sixteen,
we're probably.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
I think it's like forty forty or fifty. I think
I could be over exaggerating that. I don't know all
the statistics personally, but I know it's going to be
quite a lot of us.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Ryan.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Could you imagine being on a cruise ship and you're
drunk as hell and you see like, there goes Elvis,
there goes Uh, there.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Goes Jimmy who else?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Some people impersonate Neil Diamond, there goes uh, Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Lady got my wife, Jim Puffett coming off in line.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
When you go, Then if you're going with a bunch
of impersonators, do you bring like your get up and stuff?
So you could, so you can impersonate on the cruise ship.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Yeah, so costumes are welcome. Impersonations are welcome. They're not mandatory,
so you don't have to. I'm probably going to bring
a couple of my Maryland dresses. Not I'm probably not
going to do anybody else, but I just I have,
like the orange dress that she wears on the cruise ship,
and gentlemen prefer blondes.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
So I was like, I kind of feel like I
have to bring that.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Don't you think there'll be other people that will be
doing Maryland? So I mean you got to stand out.
You got to do something a little more. What's your
most unusual one that you do.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
An unusual impersonation?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, yeah, but that nobody else can ever pull off.
But bb Caliber can.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
I mean, I don't really see that many.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
And Margaret's see bring an extra and Margaret, because do
you know how popular she'd be.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
You'd get a bunch of Marylands and then one and Margaret.
Everyone's gonna look at any Margaret Weth maybe agree or disagree.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Barbie, Well, I'm I don't know if you remember I
talked about the convention last year when I was on
here and you were like, oh, we got to check
that out because I was on staff for it for
sixteen years. Okay, and that's how we're here. But here's
the thing, as someone who also does Maryland, I was
Maryland before she was Maryland, right, but we're like more again,
it's very much a family thing. So it's not Hey, Madison,
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oh my god, you're Maryland today. It's more like, oh
my god, thank god you're Maryland Madison because I don't
have my foundation and can you please lend it to
me because I know you have the right color, Like,
help me with my wig.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Like.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
It's very much a loving environment where it was.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
No, well not usually it can be.
Speaker 10 (16:58):
Yeah, it depends how old the people are, so there
can be some dramas.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
I feel like there.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
Are certain celebrities who tend to garner a certain type
of person.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yes, some days can't take the wig off. So yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
There'll be a dude that his eldest the entire time, right,
and you can't.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Get him to stop. Tell tell bb.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Why you will not go on a cruise because I
was just telling her how much fun she's gonna have.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
So earlier this here on Netflix, there was a documentary
and it was called the Poop Cruise, and I basically
described the ship that got stuck out there and how
it basically turned into Lord of the Flies. They couldn't
get people off the boat. Water wasn't working, the bathrooms
were backing up. And one cruise, you know, and then
about two months ago, two and a half months ago,
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more recent ship they had and a gentleman goes down
the water slide and the big section of the water
slide is missing. He was very fat. He was not
he was not very fat. And there's all the you know,
just recently with all the you know, let's say, pulling
back of the health kind of requirements that they usually
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would have on these ships. There's a guy up in
DC you say, you don't have to do those things anymore.
And so there's been more outbreaks of kind of like
people getting sick. So those all things combined, it doesn't
seem like it would be a fun time.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Well, I guess I'll bring extra liesol.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Now very rare, does that. It didn't happen that often.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
Think of how many stories you just told versus how
many cruises go out.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, it doesn't like.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
That would that's a very good point. But then if
there's been some crazy, awesome, fantastic cruises, why isn't there
a documentary about them?
Speaker 9 (18:44):
There are because people don't like to watch documentaries about
nice things.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, it's called The Love Boat Man. Yeah, a whole series,
The Love Boat for God's sake.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Hey, so Bb, last time you were in here, you
had done a show out at the Ritz in winter
Haven and it was so successful.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
That you're going to be doing well.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
You won't be there because you're being a cruise, but
Barbie will be doing one.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Right.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
Yes, we are there next Wednesday on the twelfth Heart
of Glass tribute to Blondie. Okay, last time I was
here was saying about our No Doubt tribute. This is
our Blondie tribute. We've got two very successful tribute beans
are very lucky. So it makes me have split personality. Yeah,
we're going to be at the Historic Grits Theater and
winter Haven. Tickets are on sale now and we're excited
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to do that show in a theater. Doing No Doubt
in a theater environment, it's weird. We feel like we're
auditioning for people, right, Doing a Blondie in a theater
is a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
It's you know that that age group is.
Speaker 10 (19:40):
You know, they're good to just sit down and watch
a show and appreciate.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
And people showed up last time at the Ritz, right,
Oh yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
We had over like two hundred people at the theater.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah, that's awesome, very good.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
And then we've got Miss Monster Burless twenty twenty five
coming up December of the fifth. We'll be crowning a
new Miss Monster burlest But that doesn't mean you've got
to go.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
She does this, I have to leave. But but you'll
be performing that night. I know.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Angelique is going to perform, Amber is gonna perform, I know,
and then Awesome Daisy. So so it's gonna be a
big night of Burless. Angel will be spinning tunes and
Ryan and I will be hosting it December the fifth.
So when you know, it's kind of like your you know,
this has been your year to be Miss Monster Burless.
It's sort of like a sign off kind of a thing.
(20:27):
Do you have a special thing planned it? Would it
be a secret or for.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
The past year, I've wanted to do this number that
I love to do. I've done it before, but not
for for Monster Burlesque. Just because I feel like it
is a very good, like farewell sort of number, but
it's also a Christmas It's around Christmas time, so I'm like, oh,
I'm kind of in the tug of war between doing
like the number that I envisioned myself doing to give
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away my crown or doing a Christmas number.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Can you combine the two or is that not possible?
Barbie shaking her head.
Speaker 9 (20:59):
No, yeah, I mean I guess I could do it
in a Christmas costume.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
I just don't think it would have the same pizaz.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yah.
Speaker 10 (21:05):
Yeah, I know you think it's because I think I
know the number she's referring to, which is a great thing.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Do you do too?
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, all right, Well, anyways, we'll look forward to seeing
you on the centerf Tickets are available right now, by
the way, if you go to real radiomasters dot com.
Speaker 9 (21:18):
Maybe we can ask everybody else what they what they
want to see.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
Maybe put in the chat box.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Would you rather see a Christmas number or do you
want to see my big Pizazz number.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I'm thinking big Pizaz.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
What do you think, Ryan, I'm thinking Christmas. It's Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
It will be Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Hit, But did she do a Christmas one last time
she did last time.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
She's saying, last you really can sing yeah, thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey. Okay,
so go into today in therapy would become there we go.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Ok.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I came to the realization that I over explain and
share things because I don't trust my own perspective. Now
explain to me about that. I was very and there's
a bunch of other stuff on me. I don't read
it all.
Speaker 9 (22:01):
You commented on it, and I almost responded back, are
you sure you read all of it?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
You actually did say that. You did say that, and
I'm like, I just read the first couple of lines.
I want you to explain the rest. So what does
that mean? So you over explain because you don't trust
your own perspective.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
What does that mean?
Speaker 8 (22:17):
I guess because I don't know. I have a heart.
Speaker 9 (22:19):
I've had over the past few years a hard time
like trusting myself and trusting my intuition and like my
perspective on things, especially because I have anxiety and I
have an over tendency to overanalyze things.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
He does the same thing.
Speaker 9 (22:33):
So sometimes when I'm going through something, I'll talk to
someone about it and.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
I'll feel the need to like almost over.
Speaker 9 (22:40):
Explain my like how my brain is perceiving the situation,
because I'm afraid that the way that I'm perceiving it
isn't correct. But one thing that my therapist told me
is that you could have two people experience the very
exact same situation and they're going to have complet different
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perspectives on it because it's based on their past. Their
perspectives are going to be based on their past and
their past traumas and their you know, experiences that they've had.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Personally, it happens all the time with me and Ryan
will experience the exact same thing, he'll view at one
hundred percent different because we grew up differently.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I'm a little bit older, and it can be the
exact same thing.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
But okay, so when you see that someone doesn't see
your perspective, does it make you feel I don't like inferior, Like,
oh my god, there's something wrong with me?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Is that?
Speaker 7 (23:29):
What the not inferior?
Speaker 9 (23:30):
I guess it just plants seeds of like self doubt
sometimes or it kind of I don't know, it just it.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Is trust yourself, right, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Like it makes me it makes me doubt my my perspective, like,
oh am, I looking at this the wrong way. And
you know what, sometimes it's good to receive a fresh
perspective on things, But when it starts to become a habit, Yeah,
and you start to question your perspective on like every
single situation that you experience, it's it almost kind of
plays back into that OCD thing where you're like seeking
that reassurance. It becomes ritual to seek that reassurance.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
One would think to be a burlesque answer, you would
have to have a lot of confidence, like a ton
of confidence, I mean in your looks and what you
can do.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Like you would think that you would be like overly confident.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Well, I think I don't think that confidence has anything
to do with it. Maybe in certain aspects, but I
think that you can be confident in certain aspects of
yourself and maybe a little more insecure in other aspects.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Oh okay, all right, very I love I love reading
your your therapy things.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
There's something else we could talk to her about, which
is which is great. So so when do you leave
on the on the cruise Sunday?
Speaker 8 (24:36):
The Sunday, Yeah, this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
How many days is it?
Speaker 8 (24:39):
It's four nights.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
I guess it's for yeah, four nights, five days. Yeah,
because we come back like early Friday morning.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Okay, usually usually those are it might be one day
too long.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
It might be one day too long. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Think by the by the third or fourth, you're gonna
be like, okay, I'm sick of this food. That might
be a little thing. But other than that, I thin
I think you're gonna have a blast, especially with people.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
That you you know, you can like all good friends, right.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Yeah, they're all great friends.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
You know.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
My parents are going to be there, my my cousin
from North Carolina is actually going to be joining us
as well. My boyfriend's coming as well. So it's going
to be a really fun time.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
And BARBARAE, you can't go because they booked a they
booked a gig for you, right.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
I guess he made me do a show.
Speaker 8 (25:20):
That's rude, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
And are you working a lot? Like you out there?
Are still out there a lot doing a lot of burlesque.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
Of course, it's had its final show during Fringe, And
I don't know what that means for me now in
my future, maybe if I was asked a guest in something,
maybe I would, but really it's you know, the tribute
band is really our focus. We've got so many shows
happening right now. We've a huge announcement happening today. I
don't even know if I can see, but.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Oh you can. Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
We're playing House of Blues New Orleans. Oh wow, in
three weeks.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
In three weeks, be a House of Blues in New.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Orleans November twenty second.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
That's awesome.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
I know you're the first one to hear it.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
That is very cool.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
I don't even know if it's been out yet, but
it the announcement drops today.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
And that seems like and I was just there not
that long ago. That seems like it's.
Speaker 10 (26:12):
The real House of Blues, you know, like yeah, absolutely, like, oh,
actual Blues is here. And and so they they ended
up booking the Blondie Tribute first, and so that's what
will be their November twenty second. But we didn't know
if it was going to be Blondie or No Doubt
or No Doubt. And we were talking about No Doubt.
I was like, we are going to New Orleans. We
have to bring our horn players.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, oh we have to if.
Speaker 10 (26:32):
We're doing No Doubt in New Orleans, that city like,
and then somehow in the middle of spider webs breakout
into like a Zydacoe break or something. But it ended
up being Blondie first, which is probably good because then
when we return with No Doubt, we'll have a bigger audience,
more money to bring the horns and do it correctly.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Did you see that No Doubt is doing resiling a
residency at the Sphere.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
Yeah, I was on there half hour before tickets drop.
Whole band's going.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Hey, you guys, do you have any any girls that
do an impersonation of Fergie?
Speaker 7 (27:05):
No?
Speaker 9 (27:05):
I don't think you know you need a Fergi battle,
a Fergie battle with a.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
List there.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I'm a big Fergie fan, and between Fergie and when No,
I like Spergy better, and I think it would be
a great battle between the Fergie versus the.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Girl's telling you she's doing. Her band's going there. They're
going to the Sphere, And you're trying to openly campaign
against competition. You've tried to turn the whole thing into competition.
The whole world is a competition. That's why she's dressed
like you and Margaret. When she goes on the Cross
Cruise World. There is a competition.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
I mean, yeah.
Speaker 10 (27:55):
Yeah, our whole band, our whole No Doubt band is
going to the Sphere's Michael.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
It's going to be freaking amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
That's pretty cool. Yeah, hard The show is amazing.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
I've never I'm very interested. I'm hoping I don't get
motion sick because I've heard stories.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they say it's overwhelming.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Uh huh because it's in the round.
Speaker 10 (28:13):
Yeah, We're gonna be ga though, standing there, getting as
close to the stage as possible.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
So if people want to see you next week and
Winter Haven, yep, how did they get tickets?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Barbie?
Speaker 10 (28:22):
So you can go to either our Subliminal Doubt Facebook
or our Heart of Glass Facebook page and go to
our bio.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Ticket link is right there.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
We've been posting the event regularly to on both facebook pages.
We'll be at Lake Catherine this Sunday. That's a free event.
Come check that out.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
All right, have you been to Haven yet? Have you
been out there yet?
Speaker 7 (28:42):
I've been there.
Speaker 10 (28:44):
We did a really weird show in COVID where our
shows had just started coming back and we were outdoors.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
There was no lighting. We're like on a field.
Speaker 10 (28:55):
It was really strange and people's people did show though,
so ippreciated that. I'm glad to go back and be
in a n Actville building.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
The Ritch is like a classic. It's one of the
first buildings that built downtown. It's really cool theater. You're
gonna love it. BB Caliber once again, you have a
great time on the cruise.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Remember if you.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Want to see BB with us, it'll be Miss Monster
Burless December the fifth at the Abbey should be given
a crown away that night.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
There'll be five new.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Contestants that are trying to be the next Miss Monster Burlesque.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Uh you know.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
It's featuring BB Caliber, Angelique, Amber and Daisy and of
course angel is going to be spending tunes and then
Ryan and I will be hosting it. And you've you've
done things at the Abbey before, right.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, amazing.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Oh yeah, it's beautiful, beautiful ven.
Speaker 10 (29:41):
Doing burlesque in the Abbey is fantastic. I think that's
a great choice.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, because it's a closer yes, yeah, yeah than what
we had done before. It's much closer and stage good
seeing you. I'll keep looking for whatever therapy you need
to go through that way. Next time you come in,
we can talk about it and enjoy and take a
lot of pictures on the cruise. I will.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Yeah, thank you so much for having us say, to
see you all again anytime.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
That's what when you are, when you're miss monster bur Less,
you can come in and plug your events and stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
And you've been doing it all year and yes and
doing a great job.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
And you've been very accommodating.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
So thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
All right, you got all right, Well take a little break.
We can come back.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
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news from the headlines.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
These are actually four stories from the headlines brought to
you by my friends over at Fox thirty five. Yesterday
I was a guest once again on the four oh seven.
It's at four o'clock on Fox thirty five with mar
Lisa Goldsmith.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
She's so nice, very very nice. Yea oh nice. Yeah,
she's cool, really cool.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
And so yesterday here are the four topics that we
talk about. See what you guys think about. First was
what do you think is the most u mispronounced word
and it's be really difficult to get and I didn't
know what the word meant and I had to ask
her and then I'm like, oh, yeah, I know what
that means. Is the most mispronounced word by Floridians. Ran, Uh,
(32:17):
you know what staph infection is? Yeah, staph infection. That's
not the real name. The real name is. And hey,
I'm gonna mess it all up. Staff O lou staffakul
Stephana co that that's the word, and that's like a
medical term. So we really we shouldn't get we shouldn't
get dinged for that. You know what do you think
that people mispronounce a lot that they should pronounce in
(32:40):
a different way?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Stephaa cuckoo.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
I mean I am famously mispronounced a lot of words. Okay,
Like so I say that apparently say the word mirror
incorrectly because I just say mirror mirror. I use krans
what they got me with the other day, you.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Cran.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah. Uh, there's a couple other ones that people get
me on all the time.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
I'm sure the chat will remind me because they love
to make fun of the way I about.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
People who emphasize the d and Wednesday Wednesday, like you're
not so d supposed to be Wednesday, Yeah, Wednesday Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Know that poem people, that's what the other word was,
poem that make I guess it's poem allegedly.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
I guess I say a new summerna wrong. Any time
I say new simurna, the people like saying it wrong.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
How about espresso?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, there's there's so many words I say wrong here
all day as Anyway, that was one of the topics
we talked about. The other topic was there's a you know,
a new top couple in the NFL. Do you know
who the new top couple is? It's not Taylor Swift and.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
The Bills.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Lady, No, is it Patrick Mahomes and.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
The Sexiest Man Alive is not, uh, the new it couple.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
And I would think you would know this right because
it's your.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Team, Drake May No, Drake card.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
You b and Steve Stevan.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Yeah, yeah, because she well she went to her first
NFL game yes past weekend.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Then set in the owners suite with the owner.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
So after one game they get they get the moniker
of the most couple.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Now, when I said, I think that's a that's a
curse to be the it couple, right, you don't want
all that attention on you.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, and he's not as big as Travis kelce.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
No, he's I think he's only like five ten.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I don't even mean that.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I mean as far as fame wise, right, like like no,
I couldn't even remember his name.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
It's a you know, so uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Anyway, they're the new it couple and they're getting all
the attention.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Uh. Actually, that's a cool, good question, I wonder because
I think with NFL fans, who's a bigger star Travis
Kelcey or Steph Diggs Kelsey he's got.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
The brother, they got the podcast, yeah, you know, and
and Taylor Swist.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
For Taylor, he was a well known player.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
But Swift, Taylor Swift is so much bigger than Cardi B.
It even brings him up, you know.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Yeah, But that's what I'm saying. In that scenario, there's
an argument to be made that Cardi B is even
a bigger star than stuff like outside of the outside,
whereas Travis would be before even before his relationship with
Taylor Swift, he was starting to pop into the regular
pop world.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Because he had already won two Super Bowls. Right, he
already had. He was already starting to do stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
So yeah, they're both much bigger than those two.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Next one was this was kind of Now, this is
funnier if you have and I didn't give you the warning,
says my bad Ryan. This is funnier if you see
the photos of these six people. But six people were
arrested for being on a nude beach. But they went
to the wrong beach, boy, And here's the beach. They
went to little mud Creek Beach, which doesn't even sound attractive.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Little mud beach is what I do sometimes after a
couple of drinks.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Right, this sounds like poopoo beach is what I thought,
a little mud little.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Man, These people shouldn't be at a nude beach at all.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Or they're exactly who you would expect to see a beach. Well,
you gotta show Angel, these are the these are the
sixth ugliest people.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
They're not ugly.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Oh, come on, number two is.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Down there.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
That one guy is somewhat somewhat you know, but in
a room full of three eyed women, he's a two
eyed girl. I get that, But I mean they're not
an attractive that's not a that's a scary groups.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
I'm fascinated how this collective group of people decided to
go to a nude beak.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Well, here's what happened.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
The other are they connected Russia.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
The nude beach is called Blind Creek Beach, got it
and they were doing some refer being of Blind Creek Beach.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
It was closed, so.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
They just figured well, we'll go down to little Mud
Creek Beach and we'll take her clothes off. And they
don't they all they all got arrested. I mean this
and they didn't really do anything bad. Yeah, they has
gotten it.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
I mean that sucks for like the charge that they
have where like it's just they went to what they
were if they went to a nude beach knowing it
wasn't they went knowing it wasn't nude beach, but they're
like it's nude beach adjacent then yeah, okay, but I
just hate that, Like these people didn't do indecent exposure
of sexual organs is not.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah, they weren't manipulating themselves, Like I will.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Defend them on this one, like you should not that
should be a charge. Yeah, not for this.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
They were supposed to be at blind creep Beach where
you want to be blind, if you're if they're there
at blank, I mean they're not attractive folks, but they
want to beative.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Bodies are beautiful rush Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, that's true. All bodies are beautiful.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Detain Lambert, I'd hit it.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
And then the.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Last topic was the one.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah though over one. I'm drunk enough on mud Bud Beach.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Mud Butt Beach. Last time the boys. Is it too
soon to start? People already started decorating for Christmas. This
is the age, not age old. This is only this
only an argument that's been happened in the past five years.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
After Halloween.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Yeah, I don't know what the rules are anymore. I
driving through neighborhoods, I'm picking up my daughter and everything
and seeing this. There are people that went straight from
a straight from Halloween very next Yesterday, Sunday, yes over
the weekend and it's all Christmas.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
And you skipped Thanksgiving Thanksgiving to some redheaded stepchild and
it's terrible. Thanksgiving needs its own time with, you know,
Thanksgiving stuff with then you know.
Speaker 6 (38:36):
No one cares about decorating for Thanksgiving. Pilgrim Christmas time
after after Halloween is Christmas done.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
That's ridiculous people do.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
When people decorate before Halloween, I hate that. But like
November all into December, that's Christmas season.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I disagree.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
And then by time it gets to Christmas, you're the
only person of Christmas.
Speaker 6 (38:56):
You're the only person that celebrates Thanksgiving because you love colonizing.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
I do love.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Colonizing, and I do love Thanksgiving, and it's a different feel.
Thanksgiving is a different field than Christmas, and I need
the two separate fields.
Speaker 6 (39:09):
I'll give you two separate feels.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Okay, there are people that agree with me. If there's
some people that are like.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Let's go right, Chris, Okay, you there might be understand
that you guys, the people that you agree with you
and you are in the minority. And I know that's
a rare place for you to be, but understand that
if you want this to have its own thing, then
you guys gotta you know, get together and start a
movement because, yeah, because momentum, you guys are up against
(39:37):
a tidal wave of momentum. Yeah that there's there's no separation, there's.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
No wait a little bit. Thanksgiving, you can do it.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
I hear you. You're not listening to me. There's no
Great Decorations, there's no Spirit Thanksgiving store, there's no great
like instant all the stores, don't you know what any
slow down? They went straight to Christmas decorations And can.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Make a very good point.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
There has been a tale of the Great Pumpkin, but
that hasn't been developed yet. Right, like Charlie Brown talked
about the Great Pumpkin, we've never really come. We need
to go harden the paint with the Great Pumpkin.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
That's what I did that one. Now I'm not allowed
to have pumpkins in my house anymore.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
I'm not doing it. That's a Naster joke. I know
what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
No, the Great Pumpkin was the thing that Charlie Brown
talked about, but I never I don't know what he
looks like.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
I don't know what he does.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
So that's so in twenty five developed that.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Okay, you write children's books, now you're an author.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Your Great Pumpkin is gonna be what saves Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yes, that's what it needs. It needs a silly character
that the kids like in that way. Hey, listen, we
can't skip the Great Pumpkin. So we'll wait for Christmas.
The day after and maybe the Great Pumpkin fights off
Evil Christmas or something. Okay, that's great. You're gonna you're
gonna pick them against each other, making a competition. Oh
I do that all the time, damn it.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Man. All right, we'll take a break.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
When we come back and sid for the King of Denmark,
Ryan Holmes will make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
You're listening to the match of the morning.