November 25, 2025 • 39 mins
TUESDAY HR 1 Angel & Ryan hit the parlay. Savannah hanging out. Catching up with Savannah Foods to avoid during Thanksgiving
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the Angela Boom and Angel Arra Coo. Look on man,
Queen Vigater or Savannah.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
That's Miami problems with.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
A king up there in mart Ryan home name. I
don't know what that means. The telephone number four oh
seven nine one six one four one. I got up
this morning. I got That's super happy because as soon
as I woke up, I was able to turn off
my uh my alarm clock. I don't have to use
it for the next week pretty much, which makes me happy.
(02:34):
I did wake up at two like a crazy man, uh,
because I was excited to get here and get the
day go in. And then I get a textas morning
and uh, Savannah comes in today, which is awesome.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I wanted to come for Thanksgiving because I want everybody
to know how thankful I am to be a part
of this show and a part of this station.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, I mean, you only get listened for Somebody was
asking me the other day about I think it was
one of the big Boyah. Savannah thinks she too good
to come.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
In the show.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, she don't come in or like she got a
real job and she works all the time. So when
she does have a day off, she works us in
and get yeah, do you think you're better than Sabama?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I do not, but that is just it reminds me
of this time I worked at this bar, right this bar,
I won't say the name of it, and this this
couple had their kids swimming in the pool and there
was a lightning storm in Florida in the summer, and
I was like, hey, you guys might want to get
your kids out of that pool. It's lightning. And they said,
you came back from California. You think you tell people
(03:32):
how to live their life. And I was like, just
trying to not have your children die while I'm out
here at this pool bar. Huh.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
And they were like, well, why don't you shut up?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Shut up with your California IDs.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
All I'm saying is don't let your kids die, right,
you're already drunk with your kids in public.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I drop my kids off the pool where I want
dropping the kids off of the pool.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
So no, I love to be here.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
It's a lot of fun to be here. But uh
but uh, anyways, it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Was a Dodo joke. We're going to start that low.
I'm never get the exactly holidays I had to think
about it, and then I got it after a second
or two. So it was like a sneak. It was
like a ninja joke, and I like it, a little
ninja joke. I like those. I'm in a particularly good
mood today, Agel. So we might have a lot of
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symbols happening.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
It is.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
We got the TEXTI service working. You see that, angel Yes,
I did. That's good work, right, we did. We didn't
the job?
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Angela fixed it?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, do with it? Way to go? Uh, that's good.
So did you win your parlay last night or not? Ryan?
I saw that. I've not looked yet. You haven't looked
at you. Well, this could be great news, it could
be bad news. The NFL game, we got that correction.
You did, so you went, yeah, okay, good, good, good good.
(04:49):
Forty nine ers. So that's one you got down. Let's
see if you want that's the next one. You took
the Heat. We took the Panthers and then all yeah
did they did Panthers win? Yes? And then the Heat?
If the Heat won, you got it. Hold on everyone.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Everything.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You know. What they do is the segment they bet
on three things. It's parlay and if they get all
three they make more money, and this time Angel got
to pick. I mean he got them all right because
Angel picked him. So wow, congratulations's Angel.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
How much money did you make?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Ryan?
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I forgot how much I bet?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
No, no, that that was the criticism. People texted in,
Oh that's a low money parlay.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know what? Suck it? I got it? It won, Yeah,
it won? It hit How much you how much you win?
Did you get enough from get his breakfast?
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
There it is, but like you should get his breakfast anyway?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, well he didn't barbecue later today too.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
We had then we absolute to get I have a
meeting at eight forty five, okay forty five, I have
another meeting at eight forty five.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I don't know what's it's all you'll be better than us.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Meetings.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Coming in here looking like a little white angel today,
all ethereal.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So you had you had an issue with with your eye.
It looks like it's doing better.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
It's doing better.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
But I don't know if any of you have ever
felt like you had one gigantic grain of sand underneath
your eyelid for I don't know a month.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And a half, but it had gone away, and your
eye had gone away? What makes it come back?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I have no idea. I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I changed my makeup. I changed my brushes, which is
very expensive. Let me let me throw that in there
twice now, and uh so I have to go back
to the eye doctor today. And if they if there,
if it's not going to improve, they're gonna have to
burn it out or cut it out.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh damn, yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Do you do you rub my eyelid?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Do you rub your eyes at all? Now?
Speaker 8 (06:53):
But my brushes are spencing and they're soft, and sometimes
I usally take them at bay Age just for fun
and then put them on sound related.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't do that. I don't stop lying. And then okay,
so I can't laugh at Ryan. Now you better than Ryan?
Even those these are stepping fetch We all are.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Thinking, we're all better than everybody on the show.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, it's better than you. Tuesday on the month, better
than you. Tell us about your life because we're better
than you.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
No, I felt like we were doing Thanksgiving, but now I.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Thankful I'm better than you. In the first hour, we
just willy nilly with a gunshine or whatever we talk about.
Whatever comes up comes up. All we talk about our
personal lives in the first hour. So that's the first hour. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
So my eye got messed up, and then I got
messed up.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
So then I had to go to the doctor last week,
which is why I couldn't come on Friday because I
had to go to the eye doctor on Friday morning
and then uh, and then it got swollen up again,
but then it went back down and then after that.
So yesterday I was going to pick up some stuff
at Walgreens and then someone stole my credit card. So
(08:02):
here's the great card or they got their hands my
number the st yea. Uh, so they got my credit
card number and they started wiring and spelling.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Up GBT to tell them everything about STYS.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
They uh, yeah, So somebody got my credit card number
and then they were trying to send money out of
the country with my credit card number. So then they
had to cancel my credit card number for fraud. So
now I don't have a debit card right.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh that sucks.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I don't have one at all. And it's the holiday,
so when do you think it's going to get here?
Who knows?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
So they say, car they sent me a digital card, right,
and I can't get the digital card to activate.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
So that's even better because now I have no money.
Oh damn, absolutely none.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I mean you're not buying us breakfast? I am not.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
And also like here's the here's the thing about it,
Like like they tried to get like fifty dollars, then
seventy dollars, then one hundred and fifty dollars, right, like,
so they did it in incremental the people that stole
the card, Yeah, they called him on the last one
and but the money already went. So they refund the
money to me while they fight the fraud case.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Right and then, uh wait, what was I saying?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Uh, why you're not buying us breakfast?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Not buying us breakfast because I don't have any money.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Like, I have appointments all day that are paid appointments today,
and I can't I can't pay for my appointments, so I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Going to go to every appointment today. Hey, so I
can't pay you for what you just.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Did, but your bank doesn't have a follow up or
something for you to do in this situation.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, they sent me a digital card which I cannot activate.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I can't get into my email. You can't get into
my email. I can't check her. You know you are.
I think you are. You're a super smart person. I
know that. But then when it comes to things like that,
you don't really I don't think you apply. That's what
you don't apply yourself when it comes consistent. I do
I need anything that applies my makeup, because I know
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you can figure out you can figure out your email
if you wanted to, you can figure out how to
put this.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
This just happened at the end of the day yesterday.
Like it's not like, it's not like I've had time
to think on it. Yeah, it just happened at the
end of the day yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Let me think on it. Let me think on it. No,
I had something like that happened at the day. Four
hours trying to hunt them down. When when? When? When?
What would you call that? Like technical things like that
will work. I get so freaking mad, and I will
keep going until but I'll be stuck for two hours
trying to figure it out that it's something simple.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
I'm just gonna tell all my appointments I don't have
any money right now, and they can get it later.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
What do you think they're going to say to you?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
I mean, here's the good thing about it right. Like
you see those videos.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I don't know if you guys probably don't see them,
but Angel, you see those videos where people go get
their hair done and then they don't want to pay,
and then they're trying to leave, and like all these
girls have been locking them in the building.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, I mean, like, uh, you're not leaving them.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, they'll call the police.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, we call the police.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
So that's the good thing is they're gonna do my
hair and then I'm gonna be like, so I didn't
tell you this in the beginning because I really need
my hair done.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Why don't you break the mold and tell them beforehand?
Because what if they say no, Well, then then at
least you're honest.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Nah, I gotta get done, crazy, I gotta get my
hair done. I am not trying to I'm not trying
to tell y'all. I don't have any money till after
it's over, and hopefully they're not listening.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
It'll feel good if you if you're honest up front.
I tried it the other day. It felt good. I'm
telling you, it feels good.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But if you do the other day where you tell
the truth, that's an anomaly.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I know. I'm trying to tell you. I went to
Carl Black and I had told them, hey, listen, just
so you know. I was then you let me borrow
a vehicle, and I was going through the whole things,
and I instead of like just not saying anything, I
told Omar, I listen, I gotta tell you. I'm willing
to pay you right now. I went through the toll
thing without, you know, and I didn't have my card
and everything, and he's like, I don't worry about It's
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no big deal. And I felt better by telling the truth.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Why didn't you stop at the tolls?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Because I'm lazy to go the long may round. The
people that you're talking about, you've dealt with for a
long time, so they know they can trust.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah, I mean, there's nothing I can do about it,
Like I can't fix it right, So I mean, I'm
gonna try to get it set up on the digital card,
but but it's not letting me put the date in, right,
Like if I can put the date in, it'll activate
the card.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
But it's not letting me put it in.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
If you give it to Ryan, he can figure it
out for you. I guarantee you.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I mean, I can't as smart as Ryan.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Well you are, but you won't apply yourself. So let
him do it because that's his thing, and taking her
stuff is his stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Apply to these nuts, Russ, Oh got him Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
We'll be back, all right, more big dumb five. We'll
find out when we come out, We'll find out why
Savannah has the word Miami on her buttocks.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Ask like threeh five and more big dumb.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Fund for our last day, This for this week for Thanksgiving.
So it's a Thanksgiving edition of the Manster. Don't go anywhere.
You're listening to the Monses the morning they walkome out
(13:23):
of the Monsters mornings. We're Radio one on four point
one broadcasting live, and I heard radio I am Russ
Rowlands along with Angel and Ryan and Savannah here today
we only have Savannah for a little while.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
So well, yeah, so you better get the most out
of me while you can.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
More more Savannah for the two hours that we got her.
For sure. Hey, I had something funny happened yesterday about Savannah. No,
but it's about you can make fun of me. She
loves those right, can make fun of me?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Things everything to do?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I know. Yeah, So yesterday I had decided I wore
my Batman shirt. Out of Batman shirt, I had a
Batman underwear and I wasn't gonna say that, but I did.
And then I had a bright yellow shoes and I
had a hat that matched the whole thing, and I
felt pretty good, right uh, And so I go, yes,
I go yesterday to a home depot against a mulch
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and I'm walking in and his old black man walks
up and he goes, man, that's a good outfit. As
soon as he said that, I thought to myself, I
must look ridiculous. I don't think that, because if a
guy in his eighties looks at me and tells me
I got on a good outfit, now.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He's just saying you had a good outfit on. People
don't dress up anymore like they should.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
People walk around the world nowadays, especially in the United States,
not so much in other countries.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
And they look like a hot bag of ass, Like
that's just the truth.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well, did you swear that? What is his name? I
think he's Sean Duffy, yep. I think he's in charge
of like travel or or something like that. And he
basically had a big meeting. So listen, y'all, got to
start going to the airport and dress up like we used.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
To back agree, Do you do you think so one
hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
People now like to wear their pajamas and their slides
and be comfortable and.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Just look like trash and peasants.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
So you think we should go back to wearing like
a like a suit and tie.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
I don't think it has to go that far, but
like just be respectable, right, Like, I'm in the airport
all the time and I see some of the trashiest
people in the world in the airport in their pajamas.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Okay, So do you think, though, let me just play
Devil's advocates for a second. Do you think maybe people
back in the day dressed up like that because it
was it was like a privilege to be able to fly.
It was like it was like a status symbol kind
of thing.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Still is a privilege to be able to fly, unless
you're going on those two specific air lines. It is
a privilege to fly, and it's important to fly. Like
it's good to travel. It's the best thing in the world.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
All I'm saying, and I'm not even.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Saying like like you could wear like some nice yoga tights,
not the kind where I can see your whole bh,
because I see those two and it's always a mom
with like three kids and her husband, And I'm like, dude,
you knew everyone could see your wife's ass, right, you
knew that?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
And also why you got your kids out here where
everybody can see your ba?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So are you contending that the airports would treat us
better if we dressed nicer.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
And acted like civilized I think that that's the quote
of the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
That's what he was saying.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
You behave like a civilized adult, and you dress like
a civilized adult, like people will treat you like a
civilized adult.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
How about the companies treat us like civilized adults to
begin with? They used to, Yeah, but they don't.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
They don't anymore.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
And I agree with you, Like I've had people scream
at me, like in the priority first class line, to
the point that I've almost cried, where I've had to
have a little somebody's little grandma Spanish grandma.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Come over and be like, don't talk to her like this, Like,
oh my god, I love you.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
How were you dressed at the time.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
I was dressed in my you know, my travel clothes,
like my hat, my pants, things.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Like that, what know, I'm saying, So you're wearing your
big old your big old hat, yeah, and you nothing
says it's classy day, then a big.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Oldhead and my hat's classy. They don't know who I am.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I could be Miss Rodeo America for all they know.
They're saying like like and I'm not saying dress up
like full on.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I'm just saying like, like.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Don't go out of the house looking so busted, like
like we kind of live in this world where like
nobody cares anymore, and it's.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Like it's like, well, at the airport, you're right.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Trinity to be ugly and look like you just rolled
out of bed.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I think the reason though people wear okay, the reason
they wear their their sweatpants they don't have to have
a belt because they got to go through security. The
reason they wear slide so they don't have to want
to tie their shoes because they don't have to go
through security. So I think people started dressing because they
want to make it quicker and easier to get through
because it is a paniass to put all your shoes
back on and your pants back.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
And then you get clear, and then you just breeze
right through. Okay, get and then breeze right.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Through some people. Some people can't afford.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
That's not true. You know that's not true.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Got feeling that's not true.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I mean, if you get denied, then that's a different story.
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I just how do they regulate that? How do they
they You go to an.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Airport in any other country except for America, people don't
dress or behave the way they do at the airport's
in America.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Is it regulated or it's just like, hey, we know
this is not proper.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I think it's just it's just not proper.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I like church, Like they don't take you out of church,
but you know you gotta wear church clothes.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah, like, don't look stupid like mean? And I get
the part where God doesn't care what you look like.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
God doesn't care what. God don't care if I come
in from church my dreams and he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You know what? But I do.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
So.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Should there be a sign at the airport that says,
don't don't dress unreasonable or don't dress? Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I don't think they need signs. I think we, just
as human beings, need to do better, be civilized. Why
do you want to be busted looking all the time,
like I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't know, so she could be Okay, shorts are shorts,
okay to.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Wear what's are fine?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
But also don't have your ass out like I see
that at the airport too, and I'm just like, man,
you're going to be in all these nasty seats, right,
like all these nasty seats, and I know them shorts
ain't covering up the areas you need to keep sanitary.
I know they're not right not to mention the fact
that you've probably got yourself a little infection from how
(19:17):
tight them shorts are.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Okay, Yeah, speaking of ass, uh, you have the word
Miami on your ass? Yeah? Why why? Why is this?
Speaker 5 (19:26):
I got an ass like the three oh five And
Pitt Bull said, that's Miami problems. And actually they don't
make an Orlando skirt like this, and if they did,
it wouldn't be the same color.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And I just like it. You just like the color. Yeah, okay,
So no real connection to Miami.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
No, I am going to Miami soon.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
But do you think you like Miami?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I do like Miami sometimes it's it's funny, it's a
it's a strange place down there, you know.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Yeah, so you're as Miami most but especially the ass part.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Are you going back to Jamaica anytime?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Jam I'm going to Jamaica on the seven.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I mean, last I heard, they had a horrible, horrible hurricane.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Absolutely, there are a lot of.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Problems down there. Are they still having the I can
only imagine there's.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Probably station I don't know when it will ever be done.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Like they were saying right now that like the amount
of money that they will need to restore Jamaica will
be the full amount of all the money Jamaica made
in the year of twenty twenty four, like four point
one trillion dollars or something like that to put it
back together.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
So your reasoning for going would be.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
So we have raised money through Gatorland Global to help.
So the Hope Zoo was solid because the hurricane went
a little west and then but the families there in Kingston,
some of them lost power, some of them lost water.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
We were able to buy a truck full of water to.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Go through the community and give all the families water,
which is really cool. And then we're also like because
a lot of the big water in other countries, they
have a big water container on top of a house
and that that's what builds the pressure when it comes down, right,
And so some of those got blown away. So we've
been able to buy some water containers for people's houses.
(21:10):
Because while Gatland Global does crocodile conservation, like, there are
also people that have to take care of those crocodiles.
So right now we're focused in Jamaica on taking care
of the people that are taking care of the animals.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And so that the places that you're going I'm not
even trying to be funny. I am literally asking they're
living in like old houses and huts. What are they
living in?
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I mean, they live in houses.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
It's just a different kind of house than here in
the United States. But it's definitely houses.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
But it made a break and all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I don't know about all that. But their houses wooden houses, uh,
some of them are wooden. Some of them are tent
like they have tin roofs, you know, and those kind
of get blown away sometimes.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
But but yeah, I just go over there and see
if there are any more needs.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
I mean, I think today we've raised we raised almost
ten thousand dollars to send over there, which is really
good and yeah. And also like the Hope Zoo does
with all the wildlife that gets displaced during a hurricane,
because there's lots of it, right, Like the birds don't
have any food because there's no food, like the water
levels rising in places so they can't keep their goats
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and pigs and things like that.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Well, they were reporting on the news that a bunch
of gators and crocodiles were like because there was flooding, Yeah,
swimming into the towns and stuff like that. Do you
go and help get those out of if there's a
need for that.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
If there's a call for that while I'm there, we'll
absolutely do that. But it just depends on what the
scenario is. And you know, the Jamaican people are really
amazing and they're so resilient, you know, like it's not
uncommon for them to catch like a fourteen foot crocodile
and then call my friend Joey that works at the
Hopes who and be like, hey, we.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Got this crocodile, man, you need to come get it.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Ah really, And they know how to take his truck
there pick up the crocodile and there'll be like hundreds
of people there just watching the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, So so you're leaving when you say December.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
December seventh, I think, yeah, December seventh, But then I'm
back on the twelfth.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
So it's a short but.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
It'll be really good and then we can make sure
we know what else if they're and we're also taking
over like a shipment of like can goods they collected
down in Miami.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
So it was a two point effort.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Like we did the financial like money raising, and then
down in Miami they did can goods, you know, dry
foods things like that.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Hey, I know for for a Halloween. I saw you
did the thing that you do every year, and you've
fed the gators the pumpkins and all that kind of stuff.
For Thanksgiving? Do you feed them turkeys?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, we do. Oh I bet they love it.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
They get so excited and lit up over some turkey.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Why is it though every year the pumpkin thing seems
to go on social media and a lot of pumpkin
I don't ever remember seeing the turkey one. I would
think the turkey one would be a big deal for
to watch gats eat turkeys.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I think people's eyes are attracted to colors, and a
pumpkin is a color.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
I think that's the only thing.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And a turkey looks like an animal, but I love that.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Like Gatorland was the very first and it was my
idea to do the pumpkin thing, and now every zoo
in the world does it.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
The pumpkin thing because the pumpkins just eating, eating, is
not dying, right, So when he feed turkeys, but I
want to see it though, I want to see the
gamers and turkeys are dead. Though. I will tell you this,
which which gets more pop Which gets more attention? Would
it be the pumpkins of the turkeys?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
It depends on the platform.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, I would say that.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
The part of it probably also is is that it's
easier to show gators eating pumpkins to kids than it
is eating them, feeding them any anything else.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
That's what I meant. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah, So you have this new alligator that we took
in while I was in New York and his name
is Shad, and Shad came into Gatorland at eleven foot six.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
That's a big, big wild alligator in Florida.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
So Shad was at a shad processing plant, which is
a bait fish, and he was underneath where they would
send the fish in and he was catching all those.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Erry loving it right.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Well, I guess Shad got tired of waiting on the
boats to come in, so he started hunting the boats
that were catching the shed to bring the shad in.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
And so he scared a bunch of uh he's scared
a bunch of baked fishermen.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
And he wasn't cool.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Yeah, he was not cool.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
And just how fat he was from eating all the fish,
Like like when he walked into his belly was dragging
the ground.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
That's how big he was.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
So now he is he hasn't eaten from anyone yet.
And what a top secret gatorland.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Tip is top secret?
Speaker 5 (25:29):
If you feed the alligator, if you're the one that
feeds the rescue alligator the first time he comes in,
his loyalty is always to you, right, if you're the
first one to.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Make that connection, you have the loyalty one. And then
so Shad and I so.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
At the end of the days, I've been taking out
these bags of chicks, little feathered chicks, right because they float,
and uh, so I'll feed the other alligator's crop chow.
But then I'll throw Shad all these little chicks and
they float out there right But the funny part I
thought yesterday was like all these people were walking by
taking pictures what's in the bucket and over and over
and over again, and they're like, what do you What
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are you feeding them? And I was like, well, that's chicken.
And they were like, I know, but that's so sad.
Why don't you give them the chicken legs instead of
the whole chicks? And I was like, same thing, man,
you're eating it either way, like this chick is going
to grow up to be a chicken you eat, or
I could give them the legs. It's the same thing,
but one of them floats and one of them doesn't.
So and there's been some big alligator fights lately too,
(26:25):
like Terminator. Terminator finally came into his own and this
alligator had been bullying him over and over and over again.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
And he done with it.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
He got done with it. And I will tell you
I was so proud of him.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
So if there's if there's a big gator fight at Gatorland,
like do crowds you know, go around to watch or like,
oh my god, I don't watch children like that.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Oh my god, they love it, they do love it.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, they'll be like.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Don't watch, like, don't look.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
I mean it's not a fight like where it's bloody
or anything like that. It's just like mouth against mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
But sometimes like one gator will, we'll we'll chomp off
another gators like leg and stuff will They in.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
The wild, they do, but they don't really do that
at our part because really, well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
They're not as aggressive. They know they're going to get fed. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Like, but like Clubber is a mean alligator and he's
been tormenting Terminator ever since Terminator came to the park.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
And I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
So like Cluver Laying, I don't know why we.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Call him Clubver. I think he has a club foot.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Oh anyways, he just rocks a party. Yeah, it's a Clubber.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
He he came after Terminator the other day, like he does,
Like he sits under the bridge like a troll, and
then when everybody comes around and everybody's having fun, he
juts out from underneath the bridge and he'll go after
the big guy. But he got He got scolded the
other day, and I was so proud of Terminator for
taking up for himself.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Hey, did Ryan ever tells how much money he made
in his parlay last night, he did not did you
ever say how much breakfast is life?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Angel said it was a low money badge. So we're
not making a ton of money on that. I'm mad
at how much should we make?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
How much? Way?
Speaker 7 (27:56):
Like twenty eight dollars?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
I should be more like, buy us any eggs because
uh oh eggs delivery. Dan put twenty five on it,
and he won seventy eight, and then our bow over
here put five hundo on it. If you put five
hundred again, it's all the matter of what you invest.
So he put five hundred on the on the parlay.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
What do you get? Fourteen hundred? Oh Ryan, what's wrong
with you?
Speaker 7 (28:18):
I got should buy us breakfast?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You got twenty you got twenty eight, bunch, would you
put on fifty cents?
Speaker 6 (28:23):
What?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
No?
Speaker 7 (28:23):
I put like twenty five bucks down?
Speaker 8 (28:25):
So okay, so whatever seventy eight minus twenty five is
seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
He got you fifty bucks? Yeah, that's all that'll get
us some eggs, a little bit of bacon. Nope, a
little bit of baky baky.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Come on, man, he's got to throw in his too,
because he won. So that would eat a hundred bucks.
That would buy everybody.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Oh, I thought it was I thought it was just
fifty bucks. You guys were spliting it. You got a
hundred bucks?
Speaker 7 (28:47):
No, he puts in twenty five. I put in twenty
and so.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
In the part, so what what what we made? Was
we all made? We all made? Did they all made
a hundred bucks? Listen the chicken chicken making the pie.
You didn't want to help the pie. I like the pie.
I'll take pie, all right. We got we got pie news,
we got Thanksgiving news and more big dumb fun when
we come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the
(29:11):
mox of the morning. It is the week of Thanksgiving,
and we are live today or last day before our
Thanksgiving break, and we appreciate you all being here. Welcome
(29:31):
back to the Monster's Mornings are already one on four
point one. I'm Rus Rowlands, along with Angel rivera Ryan Holmes,
and Savannah all here today. So here here are the
Thanksgiving foods you should ignore and not have if you
are on Ozmpic, one of the g l P ones.
I'm not an Ozempic. I'm one try sempatide so that.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
So see, I feel like that doesn't work as well.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Uh, they say it works better for you, show nothing
works on me. I can eat through it and fight
through all of them, Savannah, do that though I don't know.
I just I just imagine. Listen, this morning, I weighed
myself because I saw this topic. I was and I'm
still like a two sixty seven and I should be
about twenty pounds lighter. Uh So that's the one thing
(30:16):
I've got to fix for next year is my weight.
But all of my numbers are fine, like as far
as my doctor is concerned, Like, all my numbers are fine.
It's just that I need to lose a little bit
of weight. But I am still on the uh the
uh you know tricepatite, which is a g LP one,
and they're in this article they're talking about more people
are are taking g LP ones than ever, and so
(30:39):
this is one of them, one of the first shows.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
What the heck I thought you're gonna be generous with
that was a funny jot.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I'm trying to get through to get my topic out there.
So more people are are taking these than ever for Thanksgiving?
So what do you think, Savannah, is that they're saying? Now,
obviously all sweets, you know, if you're trying to lose weight.
All sweets, But what food for Thanksgiving do you think
is the number one thing they say you should difference? Please?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Deviled eggs? For sure, It's not on the list, but
damn sure should be.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Why I am on.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Olympic and if I eat a doubled egg, double eggs
is fine.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It's it's all.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
I eat a deviled egg, understand that the bathroom is done.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Okay, if I eat, I don't need to know that.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Yeah, that's Miami problems for real.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Okay, not on the list of things. What do you think, angels,
it's because.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Your list is bombed.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Okay, you always say that if I didn't write the list,
this has done my doctors. What do you think is
on the list for Thanksgiving foods? You should skip? If
you're on ozipic, uh Man, they have a reason why.
I have a reason why. Yeah, deviled eggs, because of
it was with her thought process eggs. It clears you out.
(32:05):
You lose weight so that.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
It can eat a hundred deviled eggs. I'm serious.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
One of the things that.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
One of the things I miss about Thanksgiving was your
sister used to always make deviled eggs. We used to
always get to eat those, and me and Jimmy did
Jim Colbert, We used to sneak all the devil's eggs
and eat them before y'all would get to the table.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Even I remember that.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
But they're saying that the answer Ryan, what do you
think the answer is in this article?
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Please?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Foods you should skip if you're on a z epic
or a g l.
Speaker 9 (32:41):
P one is it because because it has to do
with like the reaction that that is a bathroom? You know,
like I mean like, is there like something in this
food that would react to the yes, yes, yes, okay,
deviled egg it is not devil eggs.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
No, it makes you go to the bathroom, turns your
button to hell.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
The hell that is not the answer. But he does
no simples that that was good.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Wait have you eaten doubled ecks since you've been on
your g l P through Yeah, and it doesn't make you.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
He does not do that to me.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I feel like Rus lies about his bowel movement.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yes, no, I don't know what a week. No, I
do not. Peter Grin, come on turkey turkey, No, that's
a meat that's fine, Eat all the turkey.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
What about stuffing.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
It is not. No, it's not stuffings in your mouth?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Now, what about stuffing your toilet full of devils?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
No? What's what's something? It's a side, it's it's a
it's a popular side that I stay away from because
I don't I don't really like it.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Damn yams.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Okay, yams is on the list, It's second on the
list on the board. Yams is. And why do you
think it's for yams? Because there's so much sugar in it.
And basically they're saying anything with sugar in it you
need to stay away from. It causes a problem.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Let's just sidebar right now. Yeah, yeah, sidebar quick.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
And it has to do with this.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
If you go, if you're donating food, canned food specifically,
because I've been a recipient of canned food, nobody wants
your yams, and nobody wants your punkin pie filling. I'm
telling you now, don't put them in the box, bitches
in the trash. Nobody wants your yams and nobody wants
your punkin pie.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
The number one answer is mac and cheese. It says
stay away from mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
That's what I'm all eating that it's.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Got all it's all sugar. It's all the you know,
the the choodles and the sugar the noodles is the sugar,
the sugar in the mac and cheese and sugar than noodle.
They're saying that macaroni and cheese stay away from that.
It's horrible. Uh and a lot of people eat too
much mac and cheese for Thanksgiving. I don't even I
never even eat it.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
I love mac and cheese is my favorite thing. My
mom makes the best mac and cheese.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Ever, how about, uh do you do mash potato gravy that.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Sizen gravy macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
But I guess I'm having Thanksgiving at Wahwah this year
because no one invited me to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
No one invited me, so I guess it's just me
and wah wah and no credit card.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
So I'm gonna have to scrape up my quarters at
my house to go to wah Wah.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Can't even uber eat it and get my turkey dinner?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Give you? How about make it? You would like you?
Would you ever make a Thanksgiving dinner for yourself?
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Man?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
No, that's go get a little turkeysthetic.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
I'm not a loser.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Hey, are are yams and sweet potatoes the same thing?
Speaker 4 (35:38):
I feel like there's a difference.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Our yams sweet potato the same thing?
Speaker 7 (35:41):
That's ms yams, sweet potatoes or sweet potato.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I don't know. There's an article here and there's a
big argument about them. People are saying that they're the
same things. Some people say they're not the same thing.
I don't know. Are ems and sweet potato the same thing?
You make them the same? The same color? Are they
different plants? Yes, a yam is different than sweet potato? Yeah?
Uh big r this year? Or yams sweet potato the
same things? They taste the same, they look the same,
(36:04):
you know exactly.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Whoever saying that is not really putting any fourth in
the effort. Yams are remarkably different than sweet potatoes.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
They don't. They don't look alike. Hm, I never, I
don't know what I've said.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Jam looks more like a turn up and a sweet
potato looks like a potato.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Do you have you have a picture of both? Ryan
in your pocket? Are yams and sweet potatoes different?
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Man?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
They're both orange? It says you put marushmallows on both
of them. If you bring them to a Thanksgiving dinner.
Nobody knows the difference. It's sane people. Maybe white people.
It could be white people. Yeah, white people don't know. Yeah,
we're just like, show me sweet potatoes at the table,
and then yeah, because I've never been able to tell
(36:50):
the difference. If somebody brings jams and sweet potatoes, I like,
I can't. It looks like it looks the same and
they taste the same.
Speaker 7 (36:56):
They don't know they don't taste the same.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
I guess, mama, mama, But you're the guy that says
innoctant potatoes tastes like regular potato.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I do like the picture. It never showed out slowing up.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
In Puerto Rico, do people eat kolalou?
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah, he's a tiny cartoon child. Oh my god, let's
just call it something different.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Kal is like it's almost kind of like turnip greens,
but not. It's a green food that they eat through.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
The Caribbean a lot. And I love klalou. I have
some friends in Miami that are growing kowalou.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
So they basically cook it down like you would like
collars or like turn up the name of a town.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Yeah, and then they yeah, you're right, that's an indicative
Jamaican dish.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
What kalalou?
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Yeah yeah, but they also have kalaloo and like blize
and they all through the Caribbean. Yeah yeah, yeah, But
it's not a big food here and I don't know
why because it would grow in Florida like crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
You guys have never had someone come over for Thanksgiving
and they're like, what did you bring? It looks like
you brought swoptatoes. No, these are yams.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
If I can't see a picture of the yam and
the sweet potato, Ryan, I put it up.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
We can't see it. No one saw it. Ryan populating
on the screens, dude. I like when Savannah there, she
yells at him, show him cooked though, Like I wanted
to see him.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
Hole, Okay, I look at what was and that's that's
a horrific thing to No, that's.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Third picture is the best representation that right, that one
right there. That's the difference.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Okay, But if you if you put them, if you
cook them, they look the same. Now they wouldn't because
they're still gonna stay white.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
But then they put brown sugar in them. I think
that's what fools people. If you put the brown sugar
in him and you have mashed up.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah, like look because they make candy. He closed down.
Speaker 6 (38:41):
He's going to show you another picture there that that
fourth one there right there where they're all cooked.
Speaker 7 (38:45):
Hey, anybody else like horny when you look at this?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Okay, yeah, let's make some deviled eggs. You would it take?
You have to run to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
But some deviled eggs right now, like literally six minutes.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Let's do.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Let's get some doubled eggs, eggs, dabled eggs. Open. All right,
we'll take a break. When we come back. It's trivia time,
your chance to win some stuff. So, oh, I think
we got some good stuff to you.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
Get on then in the door, Yeah, little creeper.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I think that's our little creeper? Is it you? Creeper?
Open the door? Open the door, a little creeper? Creeper?
Who is it? Open the door and the door. You're
such a surprise. Oh you're not. You're not the one
that you're not? No, I don't know, but she brought
(39:39):
them as what that's not who the y'all thought was
gonna be. I thought it was Amber. I we thought
we were getting the good one today. I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Glad you're here. Angela, I love you.
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do appreciate that. What's up, guys, I'm Russ Roland as
host of the program with the Fellas and the Lady.
We'll be doing this until around eleven o'clock. Here's the producer,
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the Angela Boom and Angel Arra Coo. Look on man,
Queen Vigater or Savannah.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
That's Miami problems with.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
A king up there in mart Ryan home name. I
don't know what that means. The telephone number four oh
seven nine one six one four one. I got up
this morning. I got That's super happy because as soon
as I woke up, I was able to turn off
my uh my alarm clock. I don't have to use
it for the next week pretty much, which makes me happy.
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I did wake up at two like a crazy man, uh,
because I was excited to get here and get the
day go in. And then I get a textas morning
and uh, Savannah comes in today, which is awesome.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I wanted to come for Thanksgiving because I want everybody
to know how thankful I am to be a part
of this show and a part of this station.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, I mean, you only get listened for Somebody was
asking me the other day about I think it was
one of the big Boyah. Savannah thinks she too good
to come.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
In the show.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, she don't come in or like she got a
real job and she works all the time. So when
she does have a day off, she works us in
and get yeah, do you think you're better than Sabama?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I do not, but that is just it reminds me
of this time I worked at this bar, right this bar,
I won't say the name of it, and this this
couple had their kids swimming in the pool and there
was a lightning storm in Florida in the summer, and
I was like, hey, you guys might want to get
your kids out of that pool. It's lightning. And they said,
you came back from California. You think you tell people
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how to live their life. And I was like, just
trying to not have your children die while I'm out
here at this pool bar. Huh.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
And they were like, well, why don't you shut up?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Shut up with your California IDs.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
All I'm saying is don't let your kids die, right,
you're already drunk with your kids in public.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I drop my kids off the pool where I want
dropping the kids off of the pool.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
So no, I love to be here.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
It's a lot of fun to be here. But uh
but uh, anyways, it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Was a Dodo joke. We're going to start that low.
I'm never get the exactly holidays I had to think
about it, and then I got it after a second
or two. So it was like a sneak. It was
like a ninja joke, and I like it, a little
ninja joke. I like those. I'm in a particularly good
mood today, Agel. So we might have a lot of
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symbols happening.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
It is.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
We got the TEXTI service working. You see that, angel Yes,
I did. That's good work, right, we did. We didn't
the job?
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Angela fixed it?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, do with it? Way to go? Uh, that's good.
So did you win your parlay last night or not? Ryan?
I saw that. I've not looked yet. You haven't looked
at you. Well, this could be great news, it could
be bad news. The NFL game, we got that correction.
You did, so you went, yeah, okay, good, good, good good.
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Forty nine ers. So that's one you got down. Let's
see if you want that's the next one. You took
the Heat. We took the Panthers and then all yeah
did they did Panthers win? Yes? And then the Heat?
If the Heat won, you got it. Hold on everyone.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Everything.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You know. What they do is the segment they bet
on three things. It's parlay and if they get all
three they make more money, and this time Angel got
to pick. I mean he got them all right because
Angel picked him. So wow, congratulations's Angel.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
How much money did you make?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Ryan?
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I forgot how much I bet?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
No, no, that that was the criticism. People texted in,
Oh that's a low money parlay.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know what? Suck it? I got it? It won, Yeah,
it won? It hit How much you how much you win?
Did you get enough from get his breakfast?
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
There it is, but like you should get his breakfast anyway?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, well he didn't barbecue later today too.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
We had then we absolute to get I have a
meeting at eight forty five, okay forty five, I have
another meeting at eight forty five.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I don't know what's it's all you'll be better than us.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Meetings.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Coming in here looking like a little white angel today,
all ethereal.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So you had you had an issue with with your eye.
It looks like it's doing better.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
It's doing better.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
But I don't know if any of you have ever
felt like you had one gigantic grain of sand underneath
your eyelid for I don't know a month.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And a half, but it had gone away, and your
eye had gone away? What makes it come back?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I have no idea. I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I changed my makeup. I changed my brushes, which is
very expensive. Let me let me throw that in there
twice now, and uh so I have to go back
to the eye doctor today. And if they if there,
if it's not going to improve, they're gonna have to
burn it out or cut it out.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh damn, yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Do you do you rub my eyelid?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Do you rub your eyes at all? Now?
Speaker 8 (06:53):
But my brushes are spencing and they're soft, and sometimes
I usally take them at bay Age just for fun
and then put them on sound related.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't do that. I don't stop lying. And then okay,
so I can't laugh at Ryan. Now you better than Ryan?
Even those these are stepping fetch We all are.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Thinking, we're all better than everybody on the show.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, it's better than you. Tuesday on the month, better
than you. Tell us about your life because we're better
than you.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
No, I felt like we were doing Thanksgiving, but now I.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Thankful I'm better than you. In the first hour, we
just willy nilly with a gunshine or whatever we talk about.
Whatever comes up comes up. All we talk about our
personal lives in the first hour. So that's the first hour. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
So my eye got messed up, and then I got
messed up.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
So then I had to go to the doctor last week,
which is why I couldn't come on Friday because I
had to go to the eye doctor on Friday morning
and then uh, and then it got swollen up again,
but then it went back down and then after that.
So yesterday I was going to pick up some stuff
at Walgreens and then someone stole my credit card. So
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here's the great card or they got their hands my
number the st yea. Uh, so they got my credit
card number and they started wiring and spelling.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Up GBT to tell them everything about STYS.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
They uh, yeah, So somebody got my credit card number
and then they were trying to send money out of
the country with my credit card number. So then they
had to cancel my credit card number for fraud. So
now I don't have a debit card right.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh that sucks.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I don't have one at all. And it's the holiday,
so when do you think it's going to get here?
Who knows?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
So they say, car they sent me a digital card, right,
and I can't get the digital card to activate.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
So that's even better because now I have no money.
Oh damn, absolutely none.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I mean you're not buying us breakfast? I am not.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
And also like here's the here's the thing about it,
Like like they tried to get like fifty dollars, then
seventy dollars, then one hundred and fifty dollars, right, like,
so they did it in incremental the people that stole
the card, Yeah, they called him on the last one
and but the money already went. So they refund the
money to me while they fight the fraud case.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Right and then, uh wait, what was I saying?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Uh, why you're not buying us breakfast?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Not buying us breakfast because I don't have any money.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Like, I have appointments all day that are paid appointments today,
and I can't I can't pay for my appointments, so I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Going to go to every appointment today. Hey, so I
can't pay you for what you just.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Did, but your bank doesn't have a follow up or
something for you to do in this situation.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, they sent me a digital card which I cannot activate.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I can't get into my email. You can't get into
my email. I can't check her. You know you are.
I think you are. You're a super smart person. I
know that. But then when it comes to things like that,
you don't really I don't think you apply. That's what
you don't apply yourself when it comes consistent. I do
I need anything that applies my makeup, because I know
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you can figure out you can figure out your email
if you wanted to, you can figure out how to
put this.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
This just happened at the end of the day yesterday.
Like it's not like, it's not like I've had time
to think on it. Yeah, it just happened at the
end of the day yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Let me think on it. Let me think on it. No,
I had something like that happened at the day. Four
hours trying to hunt them down. When when? When? When?
What would you call that? Like technical things like that
will work. I get so freaking mad, and I will
keep going until but I'll be stuck for two hours
trying to figure it out that it's something simple.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
I'm just gonna tell all my appointments I don't have
any money right now, and they can get it later.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
What do you think they're going to say to you?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
I mean, here's the good thing about it right. Like
you see those videos.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I don't know if you guys probably don't see them,
but Angel, you see those videos where people go get
their hair done and then they don't want to pay,
and then they're trying to leave, and like all these
girls have been locking them in the building.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, I mean, like, uh, you're not leaving them.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, they'll call the police.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, we call the police.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
So that's the good thing is they're gonna do my
hair and then I'm gonna be like, so I didn't
tell you this in the beginning because I really need
my hair done.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Why don't you break the mold and tell them beforehand?
Because what if they say no, Well, then then at
least you're honest.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Nah, I gotta get done, crazy, I gotta get my
hair done. I am not trying to I'm not trying
to tell y'all. I don't have any money till after
it's over, and hopefully they're not listening.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
It'll feel good if you if you're honest up front.
I tried it the other day. It felt good. I'm
telling you, it feels good.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But if you do the other day where you tell
the truth, that's an anomaly.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I know. I'm trying to tell you. I went to
Carl Black and I had told them, hey, listen, just
so you know. I was then you let me borrow
a vehicle, and I was going through the whole things,
and I instead of like just not saying anything, I
told Omar, I listen, I gotta tell you. I'm willing
to pay you right now. I went through the toll
thing without, you know, and I didn't have my card
and everything, and he's like, I don't worry about It's
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no big deal. And I felt better by telling the truth.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Why didn't you stop at the tolls?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Because I'm lazy to go the long may round. The
people that you're talking about, you've dealt with for a
long time, so they know they can trust.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah, I mean, there's nothing I can do about it,
Like I can't fix it right, So I mean, I'm
gonna try to get it set up on the digital card,
but but it's not letting me put the date in, right,
Like if I can put the date in, it'll activate
the card.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
But it's not letting me put it in.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
If you give it to Ryan, he can figure it
out for you. I guarantee you.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I mean, I can't as smart as Ryan.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Well you are, but you won't apply yourself. So let
him do it because that's his thing, and taking her
stuff is his stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Apply to these nuts, Russ, Oh got him Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
We'll be back, all right, more big dumb five. We'll
find out when we come out, We'll find out why
Savannah has the word Miami on her buttocks.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Ask like threeh five and more big dumb.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Fund for our last day, This for this week for Thanksgiving.
So it's a Thanksgiving edition of the Manster. Don't go anywhere.
You're listening to the Monses the morning they walkome out
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of the Monsters mornings. We're Radio one on four point
one broadcasting live, and I heard radio I am Russ
Rowlands along with Angel and Ryan and Savannah here today
we only have Savannah for a little while.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
So well, yeah, so you better get the most out
of me while you can.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
More more Savannah for the two hours that we got her.
For sure. Hey, I had something funny happened yesterday about Savannah. No,
but it's about you can make fun of me. She
loves those right, can make fun of me?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Things everything to do?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I know. Yeah, So yesterday I had decided I wore
my Batman shirt. Out of Batman shirt, I had a
Batman underwear and I wasn't gonna say that, but I did.
And then I had a bright yellow shoes and I
had a hat that matched the whole thing, and I
felt pretty good, right uh, And so I go, yes,
I go yesterday to a home depot against a mulch
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and I'm walking in and his old black man walks
up and he goes, man, that's a good outfit. As
soon as he said that, I thought to myself, I
must look ridiculous. I don't think that, because if a
guy in his eighties looks at me and tells me
I got on a good outfit, now.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
He's just saying you had a good outfit on. People
don't dress up anymore like they should.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
People walk around the world nowadays, especially in the United States,
not so much in other countries.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
And they look like a hot bag of ass, Like
that's just the truth.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well, did you swear that? What is his name? I
think he's Sean Duffy, yep. I think he's in charge
of like travel or or something like that. And he
basically had a big meeting. So listen, y'all, got to
start going to the airport and dress up like we used.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
To back agree, Do you do you think so one
hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
People now like to wear their pajamas and their slides
and be comfortable and.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Just look like trash and peasants.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
So you think we should go back to wearing like
a like a suit and tie.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
I don't think it has to go that far, but
like just be respectable, right, Like, I'm in the airport
all the time and I see some of the trashiest
people in the world in the airport in their pajamas.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Okay, So do you think, though, let me just play
Devil's advocates for a second. Do you think maybe people
back in the day dressed up like that because it
was it was like a privilege to be able to fly.
It was like it was like a status symbol kind
of thing.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Still is a privilege to be able to fly, unless
you're going on those two specific air lines. It is
a privilege to fly, and it's important to fly. Like
it's good to travel. It's the best thing in the world.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
All I'm saying, and I'm not even.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Saying like like you could wear like some nice yoga tights,
not the kind where I can see your whole bh,
because I see those two and it's always a mom
with like three kids and her husband, And I'm like, dude,
you knew everyone could see your wife's ass, right, you
knew that?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
And also why you got your kids out here where
everybody can see your ba?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So are you contending that the airports would treat us
better if we dressed nicer.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
And acted like civilized I think that that's the quote
of the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
That's what he was saying.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
You behave like a civilized adult, and you dress like
a civilized adult, like people will treat you like a
civilized adult.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
How about the companies treat us like civilized adults to
begin with? They used to, Yeah, but they don't.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
They don't anymore.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
And I agree with you, Like I've had people scream
at me, like in the priority first class line, to
the point that I've almost cried, where I've had to
have a little somebody's little grandma Spanish grandma.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Come over and be like, don't talk to her like this, Like,
oh my god, I love you.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
How were you dressed at the time.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
I was dressed in my you know, my travel clothes,
like my hat, my pants, things.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Like that, what know, I'm saying, So you're wearing your
big old your big old hat, yeah, and you nothing
says it's classy day, then a big.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Oldhead and my hat's classy. They don't know who I am.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I could be Miss Rodeo America for all they know.
They're saying like like and I'm not saying dress up
like full on.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I'm just saying like, like.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Don't go out of the house looking so busted, like
like we kind of live in this world where like
nobody cares anymore, and it's.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Like it's like, well, at the airport, you're right.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Trinity to be ugly and look like you just rolled
out of bed.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I think the reason though people wear okay, the reason
they wear their their sweatpants they don't have to have
a belt because they got to go through security. The
reason they wear slide so they don't have to want
to tie their shoes because they don't have to go
through security. So I think people started dressing because they
want to make it quicker and easier to get through
because it is a paniass to put all your shoes
back on and your pants back.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
And then you get clear, and then you just breeze
right through. Okay, get and then breeze right.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Through some people. Some people can't afford.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
That's not true. You know that's not true.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Got feeling that's not true.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I mean, if you get denied, then that's a different story.
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I just how do they regulate that? How do they
they You go to an.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Airport in any other country except for America, people don't
dress or behave the way they do at the airport's
in America.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Is it regulated or it's just like, hey, we know
this is not proper.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I think it's just it's just not proper.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I like church, Like they don't take you out of church,
but you know you gotta wear church clothes.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah, like, don't look stupid like mean? And I get
the part where God doesn't care what you look like.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
God doesn't care what. God don't care if I come
in from church my dreams and he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You know what? But I do.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
So.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Should there be a sign at the airport that says,
don't don't dress unreasonable or don't dress? Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I don't think they need signs. I think we, just
as human beings, need to do better, be civilized. Why
do you want to be busted looking all the time,
like I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't know, so she could be Okay, shorts are shorts,
okay to.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Wear what's are fine?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
But also don't have your ass out like I see
that at the airport too, and I'm just like, man,
you're going to be in all these nasty seats, right,
like all these nasty seats, and I know them shorts
ain't covering up the areas you need to keep sanitary.
I know they're not right not to mention the fact
that you've probably got yourself a little infection from how
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tight them shorts are.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Okay, Yeah, speaking of ass, uh, you have the word
Miami on your ass? Yeah? Why why? Why is this?
Speaker 5 (19:26):
I got an ass like the three oh five And
Pitt Bull said, that's Miami problems. And actually they don't
make an Orlando skirt like this, and if they did,
it wouldn't be the same color.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And I just like it. You just like the color. Yeah, okay,
So no real connection to Miami.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
No, I am going to Miami soon.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
But do you think you like Miami?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I do like Miami sometimes it's it's funny, it's a
it's a strange place down there, you know.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Yeah, so you're as Miami most but especially the ass part.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Are you going back to Jamaica anytime?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Jam I'm going to Jamaica on the seven.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I mean, last I heard, they had a horrible, horrible hurricane.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Absolutely, there are a lot of.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Problems down there. Are they still having the I can
only imagine there's.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Probably station I don't know when it will ever be done.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Like they were saying right now that like the amount
of money that they will need to restore Jamaica will
be the full amount of all the money Jamaica made
in the year of twenty twenty four, like four point
one trillion dollars or something like that to put it
back together.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
So your reasoning for going would be.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
So we have raised money through Gatorland Global to help.
So the Hope Zoo was solid because the hurricane went
a little west and then but the families there in Kingston,
some of them lost power, some of them lost water.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
We were able to buy a truck full of water to.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Go through the community and give all the families water,
which is really cool. And then we're also like because
a lot of the big water in other countries, they
have a big water container on top of a house
and that that's what builds the pressure when it comes down, right,
And so some of those got blown away. So we've
been able to buy some water containers for people's houses.
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Because while Gatland Global does crocodile conservation, like, there are
also people that have to take care of those crocodiles.
So right now we're focused in Jamaica on taking care
of the people that are taking care of the animals.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And so that the places that you're going I'm not
even trying to be funny. I am literally asking they're
living in like old houses and huts. What are they
living in?
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I mean, they live in houses.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
It's just a different kind of house than here in
the United States. But it's definitely houses.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
But it made a break and all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I don't know about all that. But their houses wooden houses, uh,
some of them are wooden. Some of them are tent
like they have tin roofs, you know, and those kind
of get blown away sometimes.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
But but yeah, I just go over there and see
if there are any more needs.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
I mean, I think today we've raised we raised almost
ten thousand dollars to send over there, which is really
good and yeah. And also like the Hope Zoo does
with all the wildlife that gets displaced during a hurricane,
because there's lots of it, right, Like the birds don't
have any food because there's no food, like the water
levels rising in places so they can't keep their goats
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and pigs and things like that.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Well, they were reporting on the news that a bunch
of gators and crocodiles were like because there was flooding, Yeah,
swimming into the towns and stuff like that. Do you
go and help get those out of if there's a
need for that.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
If there's a call for that while I'm there, we'll
absolutely do that. But it just depends on what the
scenario is. And you know, the Jamaican people are really
amazing and they're so resilient, you know, like it's not
uncommon for them to catch like a fourteen foot crocodile
and then call my friend Joey that works at the
Hopes who and be like, hey, we.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Got this crocodile, man, you need to come get it.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Ah really, And they know how to take his truck
there pick up the crocodile and there'll be like hundreds
of people there just watching the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, So so you're leaving when you say December.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
December seventh, I think, yeah, December seventh, But then I'm
back on the twelfth.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
So it's a short but.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
It'll be really good and then we can make sure
we know what else if they're and we're also taking
over like a shipment of like can goods they collected
down in Miami.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
So it was a two point effort.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Like we did the financial like money raising, and then
down in Miami they did can goods, you know, dry
foods things like that.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Hey, I know for for a Halloween. I saw you
did the thing that you do every year, and you've
fed the gators the pumpkins and all that kind of stuff.
For Thanksgiving? Do you feed them turkeys?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, we do. Oh I bet they love it.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
They get so excited and lit up over some turkey.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Why is it though every year the pumpkin thing seems
to go on social media and a lot of pumpkin
I don't ever remember seeing the turkey one. I would
think the turkey one would be a big deal for
to watch gats eat turkeys.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I think people's eyes are attracted to colors, and a
pumpkin is a color.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
I think that's the only thing.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And a turkey looks like an animal, but I love that.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Like Gatorland was the very first and it was my
idea to do the pumpkin thing, and now every zoo
in the world does it.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
The pumpkin thing because the pumpkins just eating, eating, is
not dying, right, So when he feed turkeys, but I
want to see it though, I want to see the
gamers and turkeys are dead. Though. I will tell you this,
which which gets more pop Which gets more attention? Would
it be the pumpkins of the turkeys?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
It depends on the platform.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, I would say that.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
The part of it probably also is is that it's
easier to show gators eating pumpkins to kids than it
is eating them, feeding them any anything else.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
That's what I meant. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah, So you have this new alligator that we took
in while I was in New York and his name
is Shad, and Shad came into Gatorland at eleven foot six.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
That's a big, big wild alligator in Florida.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
So Shad was at a shad processing plant, which is
a bait fish, and he was underneath where they would
send the fish in and he was catching all those.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Erry loving it right.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Well, I guess Shad got tired of waiting on the
boats to come in, so he started hunting the boats
that were catching the shed to bring the shad in.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
And so he scared a bunch of uh he's scared
a bunch of baked fishermen.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
And he wasn't cool.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Yeah, he was not cool.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
And just how fat he was from eating all the fish,
Like like when he walked into his belly was dragging
the ground.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
That's how big he was.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
So now he is he hasn't eaten from anyone yet.
And what a top secret gatorland.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Tip is top secret?
Speaker 5 (25:29):
If you feed the alligator, if you're the one that
feeds the rescue alligator the first time he comes in,
his loyalty is always to you, right, if you're the
first one to.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Make that connection, you have the loyalty one. And then
so Shad and I so.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
At the end of the days, I've been taking out
these bags of chicks, little feathered chicks, right because they float,
and uh, so I'll feed the other alligator's crop chow.
But then I'll throw Shad all these little chicks and
they float out there right But the funny part I
thought yesterday was like all these people were walking by
taking pictures what's in the bucket and over and over
and over again, and they're like, what do you What
(26:03):
are you feeding them? And I was like, well, that's chicken.
And they were like, I know, but that's so sad.
Why don't you give them the chicken legs instead of
the whole chicks? And I was like, same thing, man,
you're eating it either way, like this chick is going
to grow up to be a chicken you eat, or
I could give them the legs. It's the same thing,
but one of them floats and one of them doesn't.
So and there's been some big alligator fights lately too,
(26:25):
like Terminator. Terminator finally came into his own and this
alligator had been bullying him over and over and over again.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
And he done with it.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
He got done with it. And I will tell you
I was so proud of him.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
So if there's if there's a big gator fight at Gatorland,
like do crowds you know, go around to watch or like,
oh my god, I don't watch children like that.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Oh my god, they love it, they do love it.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, they'll be like.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Don't watch, like, don't look.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
I mean it's not a fight like where it's bloody
or anything like that. It's just like mouth against mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
But sometimes like one gator will, we'll we'll chomp off
another gators like leg and stuff will They in.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
The wild, they do, but they don't really do that
at our part because really, well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
They're not as aggressive. They know they're going to get fed. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Like, but like Clubber is a mean alligator and he's
been tormenting Terminator ever since Terminator came to the park.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
And I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
So like Cluver Laying, I don't know why we.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Call him Clubver. I think he has a club foot.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Oh anyways, he just rocks a party. Yeah, it's a Clubber.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
He he came after Terminator the other day, like he does,
Like he sits under the bridge like a troll, and
then when everybody comes around and everybody's having fun, he
juts out from underneath the bridge and he'll go after
the big guy. But he got He got scolded the
other day, and I was so proud of Terminator for
taking up for himself.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Hey, did Ryan ever tells how much money he made
in his parlay last night, he did not did you
ever say how much breakfast is life?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Angel said it was a low money badge. So we're
not making a ton of money on that. I'm mad
at how much should we make?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
How much? Way?
Speaker 7 (27:56):
Like twenty eight dollars?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
I should be more like, buy us any eggs because
uh oh eggs delivery. Dan put twenty five on it,
and he won seventy eight, and then our bow over
here put five hundo on it. If you put five
hundred again, it's all the matter of what you invest.
So he put five hundred on the on the parlay.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
What do you get? Fourteen hundred? Oh Ryan, what's wrong
with you?
Speaker 7 (28:18):
I got should buy us breakfast?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You got twenty you got twenty eight, bunch, would you
put on fifty cents?
Speaker 6 (28:23):
What?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
No?
Speaker 7 (28:23):
I put like twenty five bucks down?
Speaker 8 (28:25):
So okay, so whatever seventy eight minus twenty five is
seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
He got you fifty bucks? Yeah, that's all that'll get
us some eggs, a little bit of bacon. Nope, a
little bit of baky baky.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Come on, man, he's got to throw in his too,
because he won. So that would eat a hundred bucks.
That would buy everybody.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Oh, I thought it was I thought it was just
fifty bucks. You guys were spliting it. You got a
hundred bucks?
Speaker 7 (28:47):
No, he puts in twenty five. I put in twenty
and so.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
In the part, so what what what we made? Was
we all made? We all made? Did they all made
a hundred bucks? Listen the chicken chicken making the pie.
You didn't want to help the pie. I like the pie.
I'll take pie, all right. We got we got pie news,
we got Thanksgiving news and more big dumb fun when
we come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the
(29:11):
mox of the morning. It is the week of Thanksgiving,
and we are live today or last day before our
Thanksgiving break, and we appreciate you all being here. Welcome
(29:31):
back to the Monster's Mornings are already one on four
point one. I'm Rus Rowlands, along with Angel rivera Ryan Holmes,
and Savannah all here today. So here here are the
Thanksgiving foods you should ignore and not have if you
are on Ozmpic, one of the g l P ones.
I'm not an Ozempic. I'm one try sempatide so that.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
So see, I feel like that doesn't work as well.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Uh, they say it works better for you, show nothing
works on me. I can eat through it and fight
through all of them, Savannah, do that though I don't know.
I just I just imagine. Listen, this morning, I weighed
myself because I saw this topic. I was and I'm
still like a two sixty seven and I should be
about twenty pounds lighter. Uh So that's the one thing
(30:16):
I've got to fix for next year is my weight.
But all of my numbers are fine, like as far
as my doctor is concerned, Like, all my numbers are fine.
It's just that I need to lose a little bit
of weight. But I am still on the uh the
uh you know tricepatite, which is a g LP one,
and they're in this article they're talking about more people
are are taking g LP ones than ever, and so
(30:39):
this is one of them, one of the first shows.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
What the heck I thought you're gonna be generous with
that was a funny jot.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I'm trying to get through to get my topic out there.
So more people are are taking these than ever for Thanksgiving?
So what do you think, Savannah, is that they're saying? Now,
obviously all sweets, you know, if you're trying to lose weight.
All sweets, But what food for Thanksgiving do you think
is the number one thing they say you should difference? Please?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Deviled eggs? For sure, It's not on the list, but
damn sure should be.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Why I am on.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Olympic and if I eat a doubled egg, double eggs
is fine.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It's it's all.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
I eat a deviled egg, understand that the bathroom is done.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Okay, if I eat, I don't need to know that.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Yeah, that's Miami problems for real.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Okay, not on the list of things. What do you think, angels,
it's because.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Your list is bombed.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Okay, you always say that if I didn't write the list,
this has done my doctors. What do you think is
on the list for Thanksgiving foods? You should skip? If
you're on ozipic, uh Man, they have a reason why.
I have a reason why. Yeah, deviled eggs, because of
it was with her thought process eggs. It clears you out.
(32:05):
You lose weight so that.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
It can eat a hundred deviled eggs. I'm serious.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
One of the things that.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
One of the things I miss about Thanksgiving was your
sister used to always make deviled eggs. We used to
always get to eat those, and me and Jimmy did
Jim Colbert, We used to sneak all the devil's eggs
and eat them before y'all would get to the table.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Even I remember that.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
But they're saying that the answer Ryan, what do you
think the answer is in this article?
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Please?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Foods you should skip if you're on a z epic
or a g l.
Speaker 9 (32:41):
P one is it because because it has to do
with like the reaction that that is a bathroom? You know,
like I mean like, is there like something in this
food that would react to the yes, yes, yes, okay,
deviled egg it is not devil eggs.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
No, it makes you go to the bathroom, turns your
button to hell.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
The hell that is not the answer. But he does
no simples that that was good.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Wait have you eaten doubled ecks since you've been on
your g l P through Yeah, and it doesn't make you.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
He does not do that to me.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I feel like Rus lies about his bowel movement.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yes, no, I don't know what a week. No, I
do not. Peter Grin, come on turkey turkey, No, that's
a meat that's fine, Eat all the turkey.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
What about stuffing.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
It is not. No, it's not stuffings in your mouth?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Now, what about stuffing your toilet full of devils?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
No? What's what's something? It's a side, it's it's a
it's a popular side that I stay away from because
I don't I don't really like it.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Damn yams.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Okay, yams is on the list, It's second on the
list on the board. Yams is. And why do you
think it's for yams? Because there's so much sugar in it.
And basically they're saying anything with sugar in it you
need to stay away from. It causes a problem.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Let's just sidebar right now. Yeah, yeah, sidebar quick.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
And it has to do with this.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
If you go, if you're donating food, canned food specifically,
because I've been a recipient of canned food, nobody wants
your yams, and nobody wants your punkin pie filling. I'm
telling you now, don't put them in the box, bitches
in the trash. Nobody wants your yams and nobody wants
your punkin pie.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
The number one answer is mac and cheese. It says
stay away from mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
That's what I'm all eating that it's.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Got all it's all sugar. It's all the you know,
the the choodles and the sugar the noodles is the sugar,
the sugar in the mac and cheese and sugar than noodle.
They're saying that macaroni and cheese stay away from that.
It's horrible. Uh and a lot of people eat too
much mac and cheese for Thanksgiving. I don't even I
never even eat it.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
I love mac and cheese is my favorite thing. My
mom makes the best mac and cheese.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Ever, how about, uh do you do mash potato gravy that.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Sizen gravy macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
But I guess I'm having Thanksgiving at Wahwah this year
because no one invited me to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
No one invited me, so I guess it's just me
and wah wah and no credit card.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
So I'm gonna have to scrape up my quarters at
my house to go to wah Wah.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Can't even uber eat it and get my turkey dinner?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Give you? How about make it? You would like you?
Would you ever make a Thanksgiving dinner for yourself?
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Man?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
No, that's go get a little turkeysthetic.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
I'm not a loser.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Hey, are are yams and sweet potatoes the same thing?
Speaker 4 (35:38):
I feel like there's a difference.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Our yams sweet potato the same thing?
Speaker 7 (35:41):
That's ms yams, sweet potatoes or sweet potato.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I don't know. There's an article here and there's a
big argument about them. People are saying that they're the
same things. Some people say they're not the same thing.
I don't know. Are ems and sweet potato the same thing?
You make them the same? The same color? Are they
different plants? Yes, a yam is different than sweet potato? Yeah?
Uh big r this year? Or yams sweet potato the
same things? They taste the same, they look the same,
(36:04):
you know exactly.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Whoever saying that is not really putting any fourth in
the effort. Yams are remarkably different than sweet potatoes.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
They don't. They don't look alike. Hm, I never, I
don't know what I've said.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Jam looks more like a turn up and a sweet
potato looks like a potato.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Do you have you have a picture of both? Ryan
in your pocket? Are yams and sweet potatoes different?
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Man?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
They're both orange? It says you put marushmallows on both
of them. If you bring them to a Thanksgiving dinner.
Nobody knows the difference. It's sane people. Maybe white people.
It could be white people. Yeah, white people don't know. Yeah,
we're just like, show me sweet potatoes at the table,
and then yeah, because I've never been able to tell
(36:50):
the difference. If somebody brings jams and sweet potatoes, I like,
I can't. It looks like it looks the same and
they taste the same.
Speaker 7 (36:56):
They don't know they don't taste the same.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
I guess, mama, mama, But you're the guy that says
innoctant potatoes tastes like regular potato.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I do like the picture. It never showed out slowing up.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
In Puerto Rico, do people eat kolalou?
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah, he's a tiny cartoon child. Oh my god, let's
just call it something different.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Kal is like it's almost kind of like turnip greens,
but not. It's a green food that they eat through.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
The Caribbean a lot. And I love klalou. I have
some friends in Miami that are growing kowalou.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
So they basically cook it down like you would like
collars or like turn up the name of a town.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Yeah, and then they yeah, you're right, that's an indicative
Jamaican dish.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
What kalalou?
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Yeah yeah, but they also have kalaloo and like blize
and they all through the Caribbean. Yeah yeah, yeah, But
it's not a big food here and I don't know
why because it would grow in Florida like crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
You guys have never had someone come over for Thanksgiving
and they're like, what did you bring? It looks like
you brought swoptatoes. No, these are yams.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
If I can't see a picture of the yam and
the sweet potato, Ryan, I put it up.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
We can't see it. No one saw it. Ryan populating
on the screens, dude. I like when Savannah there, she
yells at him, show him cooked though, Like I wanted
to see him.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
Hole, Okay, I look at what was and that's that's
a horrific thing to No, that's.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Third picture is the best representation that right, that one
right there. That's the difference.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Okay, But if you if you put them, if you
cook them, they look the same. Now they wouldn't because
they're still gonna stay white.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
But then they put brown sugar in them. I think
that's what fools people. If you put the brown sugar
in him and you have mashed up.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah, like look because they make candy. He closed down.
Speaker 6 (38:41):
He's going to show you another picture there that that
fourth one there right there where they're all cooked.
Speaker 7 (38:45):
Hey, anybody else like horny when you look at this?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Okay, yeah, let's make some deviled eggs. You would it take?
You have to run to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
But some deviled eggs right now, like literally six minutes.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Let's do.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Let's get some doubled eggs, eggs, dabled eggs. Open. All right,
we'll take a break. When we come back. It's trivia time,
your chance to win some stuff. So, oh, I think
we got some good stuff to you.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
Get on then in the door, Yeah, little creeper.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I think that's our little creeper? Is it you? Creeper?
Open the door? Open the door, a little creeper? Creeper?
Who is it? Open the door and the door. You're
such a surprise. Oh you're not. You're not the one
that you're not? No, I don't know, but she brought
(39:39):
them as what that's not who the y'all thought was
gonna be. I thought it was Amber. I we thought
we were getting the good one today. I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Glad you're here. Angela, I love you.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Don't all right, dude, we got everybody today, so don't
go anywhere. You're listening to the march in the morning.
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