November 5, 2025 • 37 mins
TUESDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness is house shopping. Asks what are the rules of living in the cul-de-sac? It's never okay for the boss to sleep with emplyee's. Now a days? Charlie Sheen sets the record straight. Ryan shares insight on relationships. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Right home, make his daily proclamation, Hello Ryan, home homes
in the nest at the end, actually supposed to be home.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
They changed it at the old Ellis Island.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Why take it away? But didn't tell you?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Sit around for the teas.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
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Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm gonna Scooby.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Mark, brought to you by that mortgage guy. Don from
that mortgage guy.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Don't come.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
More than that later. Yeah, I supposed to be home
h O l M. But then at Ellis Island they
changed it my Danish, my Danish ancestors that made him
change it to Holmes because more English speaking people knew
about Sherlock. Then, who's not a real person? So I'm
named after a person that's not even real.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I never thought about Sherlock Holmes.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, I always think Santonio.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Hey, there's there's a TV show on now called Watson,
and it's about a black dude and named Watson. Is
he supposed to be Sherlock Holmes? Is Watson?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't know. I don't get all the Sherlock Holmes
up date.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's Holmes.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I've never watched CBS, but I was watching something and.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Like Hole, I saw that. Though, Yeah, I don't want
to watch Watson. I'm gonna watch the sidekick of the guy.
But it's like a noone would watch a show called Robin.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
But Bory Robin.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I don't know Watson. I thought, well, that must because
why would you name mi shoe Watson. It's got to
be Sherlock Holmes a sidekick and they made him a
black guy in the twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Especially because Watson comes along with like kind of a
negative thing in twenty twenty five, where.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's like, no Ash Watson.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I never heard that before.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I guess there's no sh Shirlock too. But Watson, I
don't know. Man, Hey, welcome.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
It is the end of twenty twenty five. We're getting there.
It's November fourth and we're skipping Thanksgiving, moving right to Christmas.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
No, we're not not me.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't like getting older, Russ. How about you? Are
you in a place so you're comfortable with it?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh it's awesome. No, it sucks. I'm counting down death
every day. Ryan, I'm my mess.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
How about you, Angela doing you're doing okay with it?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm fine with it, fine with it all right?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah he's lazy. You ain't gonna tell you the truth.
Then look at it.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
No black phone screen straight up calling me a liar, Right, dude,
I'm not hung up with it like you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm good with it.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I came across this thing and it was, uh it was.
It was titled When Will We Forget? And it's based
on Census Bureau data from national population predictions that assumes that,
like where in time will more than half the population
not be alive for an event to remember it?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh, it was follow me on this one.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
For example, Pearl Harbor. We're probably getting close to that right.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Way past Pearl Harbor, Perl Harbor. I'll tell you how
scary this explain.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So I'm gonna give you breakdowns of years where more
than half the population wasn't alive to remember the thing.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I mean like nine to eleven right now, we'll.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Get to nine to eleven.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, yeah, but like in twenty twelve, there were more
people alive than that didn't weren't alive for the seventies
than were so like things are being like forgotten like that.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So like it's just.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Interesting when Elvis died and we're getting to uh, we're
getting to twenty twenty five right now, and.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Over the last five years, I think and I get.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
A couple of these because I don't really remember them.
I don't know them, Like.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Cherobyle By twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
More people weren't alive for Cherobyle the eighty Stock Market
crash twenty twenty one, Ronald Reagan. More people are alive
now that don't remember Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
The more people alive now that don't remember Ronald.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Reigan, the entire Ronald Reagan's Wow, the Berlin Wall. There's
now more people alive that don't remember the Berlin Wall.
Oh wow, twenty twenty four hard a year it was
hammer time. There's now there was more people alive that
didn't even know Hammer Time. Hammer No, No, No, this
was like this is the year where everybody is supposed
to not be alive for the Soviet Union, like I
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was kind of it was like I don't even know,
I don't even know when the Soviet Union existed, but
I don't have any like tangible memories of the Soviet Union.
But it breaks it down by year after year, and
I'll show you this list here because it's it's just
it was just fascinating how time works, like because you
just like when you age, you think everybody knows everything.
But like soon we're coming up to most people weren't
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there for the Forest Gump release in twenty twenty eight.
By by twenty thirty people aren't really gonna remember O. J.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Simpson.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
What the trial?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
The trial of OJ Simpsons.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, by by twenty thirty four, Columbine, more people will
be alive that didn't experience Columbine.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
There's some of those that you could I think you
could run up on people and ask them about and
they would tell you right now they don't recollect that
Callumbine being one of them.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, I just didn't realize that we were this close.
Twenty thirty six.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Is when we most people will have no idea. Will
not been alive for nine to eleven.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Is a weird thing.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
When people when things come up like this.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
How can you forget about Dre?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You can't wait?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
By twenty thirty five, we are forgetting about Dre.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
That is crazy to me. But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I see this because I like, I have no sensele time.
People with children have a sense of time, you know
they can. I just kind of lived my life every day.
It's me and my wife and just like we're.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Like, how long have we lived in our house and
she was like almost five years. It was like, get
out of here. That's crazy to me because I'm house
shopping right now.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
And I went, uh, went looked the house last night
because I'm trying to upgrade from our starter home, you know,
and get to something else.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I forgot how much I hated looking for.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Houses, but this time one of my caveats was I
want to be on a cul de sac.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Why I want to be a cul de sac person
so bad?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I did it one time.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
You get to know your neighbors a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
This is if you like them all right, if you can.
You've got a couple you don't like, then it's a
bad cul de sac.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
That's what I want to talk about here, because this
realtor brings me to this beautiful house. Okay, it's within
my price range. It's on a cul de sac, but
I can't help but notice when you enter a cul
de sac as a regular person and you're not in
the cul de sac, there's a vibe shift.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It is like, oh, they're vibe checking you.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
They are vibe checking you immediately.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Every time I've been in a cul de sac, I'm
always like I can feel eyes from out the window
looking at me.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, they're all scoping you.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Because there's such are they're so contained among themselves. No
one goes down the cul de sac road unless you're
part of the cul de Sack.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Right, there's a Oh that's not true, because I get
people turned around all the time. And I live at
the end of a cul de sac.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
There's a tiny cul de sack on the Hey, it's.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Still a cul de sac. Yeah, there's a neighborhood and
it's on how Branch Road, and it's a gated community.
But it's basically a gated community cul de sac. And
I've alway, I've always like, I've always wanted to go
in there. There's a house for selling there now, but
I guarantee you that you probably have to pass like
the vibe check with everybody there before they let you,
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but before they let you buy.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Question how many houses India need to be to officially
be in the cul de sect? You have to be
in the roundy thing or can you be in the
straight thing?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Right when it started, right when it starts to curve
curve was two houses from the and you weren't in
the sack.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, you're not the down there all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, but you're an outside of your your sack immigrant
a sacmmgrant.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, all the all the people in the sack. That's
that's the could descect.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So you can't be in the straight thing houses from
the straight.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You're sack adjacent.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah you're not.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
You're like that, you're on the taint that road is called.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
But okay, So there's this lady we park, you know,
we're waiting for the realtor to get there. So it's
just me and my wife in our very nonscript very
nice Hyundai Santa Fe getting a new one soon.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
They're judging vehicle, saying that this lady that they're judging
your vehicle, you should should take her.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
She's doing that move where like she's in her garage,
but she's not really doing anything.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
She's like trying to find a reason to be.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Out, moving the same.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Box back and forth.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
And I'm like, and I look at this lady, and
I'm like, that lady is gonna be a problem neighbor immediately.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
She's a little bit older, and.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
He'll take your wife's card.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
But you could just tell like she wanted to see
what you look like having the vibe. Checking the vibe
of a neighborhood is very important and if I already
have bad but this house is perfect, guys, this house
is perfect. But this one lady in her luky loue bs,
I'm like, did she seem to be might not work out?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Did she seem to be older?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I would I would put her in her seventies.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
So she's probably like the house mom of the cul
de Sac. Yeah, maybe she's the one that gets grab
gathers all the intels and then passes it on to
like that.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
But just because I'm like, I'm I had my Ryan
gear on, which is like a backwards hat and a
Roosevelt T shirt and it's a twenty eleven Santa Fe.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
It's very nice face. But I felt very judged.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
In the sack and I felt like and then I'm like, well,
I don't even know if I want to be a
part of this sack now because of this one lady.
But again I go back to what I was thinking before,
where it's like, I like the vibe of a could
sect because the cul de Sac people do take care
of each other. So do you think this is like
a good thing that this looky lou lady was there?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Or is it bad? In a bad start right out
the gate.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
She could be the lady she just she's just looking
out there. She could be sweet. You know, you don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Thank you to kings there on our YouTube chat who said, Rush,
you didn't live in the could of sack, you lived
in the cold a shaft, because that would that would.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Be the street leading in.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I think we needed a cop. That Rush brings up
a very solid point and what and what the move
that you need to do. And the next time that
you visit, if she's back there out there moving the
one box, talk to her. Take yeah, just just pulling
her and you vibe check her and then and then
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if she if she's not matching your vibes, then you
know that you don't want to be in that neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Asking is there anybody in this neighborhood we should look
out for? You know, it might be her, but she's
gonna tell you it's her, and then she might put
a finger on somebody else.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, I think neighbors and be like, hey, I just
thinking about purchasing this house. What's the general vibe of
the Sack Sea The call sack. Is it weird?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Like, how do you find Is there a way to
find out how neighbors are beforehand?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You should ask?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I mean it's something you really should do.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Okay, there's a there's a full temple.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
But if I'm a.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Homeowner, I'm trying to get rid of my house because
I got I got nosy Nelly over here.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That's always causing problems. I'm not telling the potential buyers.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, but there's a full template of things that you
can do on your own.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Right.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
First you go in there and have that commonversation, right,
and then maybe slide by and try to catch another neighbor.
The other thing you could do is look up on
and find out how many times the police have been
called to that neighborhood. Oh, that's an easy one.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
To look up, Okay. I like it's so funny.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
So many people have so many different experiences in the
cul de Sac. I thought I thought they would all
be united. Everybody loves the cul de Sac. But I'm
seeing some cul de Sac horror stories in their texting
service and YouTube chat. I got people texting me right
now saying this cul de Sac can be a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, Well, it's one of those tough things where if
if everyone's on the same page, it's good, like like
here's the other part.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Like you just like they're all outside and their party.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
And here like here's another tell that you just mean
some though you said that she's older, you think that
she's probably in her seventies. The move that you don't
want to be. You don't want to be the youngest
couple in the cul de Sac.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Okay, I noticed the other people on the other side
were kind of old too.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Why do you say that, because then they're they're not
like minded. So like if everybody, if everybody else is
all retirees, then they're not going to be down to
have like the cul de Sac parties or are that
kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
My next neighbors are there. They are older and they
like to party. So I got lucky with that.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, but like that that's something that you should verify it.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I wish I would have known I was gonna get
like looking for a house before Halloween, because then I
would have trick or treated as an adult to various houses.
I'd like borrow my friend Chad's kid, let's go, let's
go trick or treating and see all the houses to
see them, but like to check the vibe too. If
I knock on their door and they're obviously not going
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to be trigger treating people, are you know what?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Are they going to be angry? And you can tell
a lot about people.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Don't Nobody would if they would have been doing that
to you, you wouldn't have gone to the door. They
would have thought you were an a hole because you didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I am an a hole. That's the thing of all
my neighbors. I have great neighbors. I'm the bad neighbor.
You guys have been to my house.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I have thrown full on ragers and not said anything
to the neighbors. So I've got really lucky with my neighbors.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Jeff Howell playing as loud as he could.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I know it's good. But if I am, I am.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
If you got a cool cul de sac, and you know,
if you're local in the Maitland, Altamont, Orlando area, let
me know.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
So that's what you're looking for, is I want to
live in a cold deck. Yes, I've never heard anybody
request that.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Really, I think that's not that uncommon. I think people
request the could a SATs now I'm a shaft man.
Yeah you are.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Then don't get shafted with your mortgage rate because you're
going to use that mortgage guide.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Done from that mortgage guide don dot com.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
I've been sending hitm messages left and right all hours.
I don't know if you can do that, but he
definitely answers my dumb questions and he's fantastic. He loves
the guy loves the mortgage business, and that's how you
want to work with and he knows the ins and outs.
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was up. I'm rushed with Angel and Ryan here today. Uh,
but you just a smattering of stories, some smatters, smattering.
I don't even like that word, but it fits right now.
Smattering of stories, A bunch of silly stories to end that.
I can't use these tomorrow. I want to get rid
of them today. Uh. According to a new uh, a
new poll, what percentage of Americans admit to they don't
(15:57):
mean that's the exact number, but admit to how slept
with their boss? And then and then what percentage of
bosses admit to sleep with their subordinates?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Oh that's a different question, sure right, let's go. Fifteen
percent of people admit to sleep me with their boss.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Fifteen percent of Americans admit to sleeping with their boss.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
What do they don't like to admit that?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I'll say eleven percent.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I think you guys, are you guys are actually really
only close? I thought you guys would go higher. It's
nine percent of Americans admit to sleeping with their boss.
Now what percentage of Americas admit to sleeping where they're subordinate? Like,
that's the one I thought would They would never give
it up, They would never say a word.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I'm gonna say, you say one, what do you think Angel.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Twelve?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It's only one percent off, It's not eight percent admit
to doing it.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah, I mean that's a weird thing because it comes
with legal repercussions, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
It does these days.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Which kind of always kind of feel bad because a
lot of people meet their significant others in a workspace.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, yeah, you can't help blood can't stop love. Love happens, man.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
You know, but it doesn't generally work out most of
these relationships. You mean, it gets weird for people where
they work with you.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
There are times and sometimes they doesn't work out.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Sometimes you work with the boss and their ex and
they come in here and they yell at each other
like they're still out there.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
So sometimes they're not even working there when they get together,
and then they end up working there afterwards, by the way,
but I'm just saying they weren't working there when they
got together and then.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
You got them, you got them or they got them
the job, and then you know, thirty years later. I
got to hear about arguments from nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Listen, it seems very specific, right.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
These are just loose examples. Everybody knows this.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
These are just round Listen.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You got to hear things like don't you putt your
finger made?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Well? Listen, they're still friends and that's a complete sem
Are they success story?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Our boss's friends with their people that they hooked up with,
because uh yes, it seems like friend of me would
be a better word.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
It's you know what, they still talk, they're still friends.
It's still friendly.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Wouldn't uh number two if you were on fire.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Number one, number one?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
No, I meant what I said.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Number number two, they would number two if you were
on fire number two.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Won't put anything out.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I don't know what if that, I've seen what that
person needs. It hits a lot of taco bill and
to go food.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Uh, it just makes a mess. I just got gross. Yeah,
it grows right at home.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Whatever. Yeah, don't be don't be sleeping with your boss.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
People don't meant to that because it's worse than like
talking about money.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I know successful people who are still married that met
in this building right here and still are married and
still happy. And they they you know, when one was
the other's boss. I know him staff why stuff in
the So.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
He's gonna hold up that that one exam one gun.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, I can name fifteen that it didn't work.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I'm sure there's a lot of people that met in
the workplace and it's worked out swimmingly. I mean fifty
relationships fail, h angel well, marriages failed. I mean, uh,
probably a lot larger percentage of you know, dating fails.
You know.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
So, yeah, when the boss is hooking up, I don't
think those generally end up being long term relationships.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Those are always like cheating ones or.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Like like fling party, yeah, Christmas party, right.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I know I never slept with anybody higher up than me.
I bet it's kind of fun. I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Speaking of sleeping with somebody.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Charlie Sheen has decided that he needs to uh, he
needs to set the record straight about something he felt
it was important to do this. Charlie Sheen wants to
know that, yes, he said he did have sex with men,
but but that does not include backdoor action. He wants
you to know that he has not done that. Very
important for you all to know that. Why does he
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feel like he needs to straighten out?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I don't think anybody was asking that.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, he said, he said that. You know, it wasn't
full fledged with a man. It wasn't that. Uh and
uh he thinks that's a big difference. Okay, is that
a big difference to whom I guess, to anyone who
anyone who's judging.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Him, to public opinion, yeah, yeah, to public that's a
that's a real interesting place to want clarification after the
level of clarity that you've come through with us, to
get hung up on that detail, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Is not clear. He's not He's not clarifying out a shame.
He just wants it to be more accurate when people
talk about it.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I I know this for a fact, Like most gay
dudes don't have.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Intercourse like that.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Really.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, it's mostly like.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
It's not as prevalent as we one thinks.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, I think most people think if you're gay, you're
doing that all the time, one hundred percent of the time.
But it's actually I think it's somewhere in like thirty percent.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
You've studied this obviously. How do you know this?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
It's really curious. How do you got these specific numbers?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
The numbers are right because I know gay people.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I know you people too, but I don't ask you
know a famously gay person, get him on.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
The phone, he's famously gay.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, okay, no, because I would.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I remember being shocked to learn this from my gay friends,
you know, and and then I looked it up later
and then and then yeah, this the statistics kind of
back it up the back of a better term. You
didn't mean to do that, but yeah, so I could
see how it would be important to there's culture. There's
entire cultures where like, it's not you're not gay if
(21:46):
you're the guy that's not you know, huh.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Pitching and catching if you're not yeah, yeah, if you're
not catching, you're not catching.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
You're not gay.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
There's entire cultures that are like that that hill, Like
it's not my ill. I'm not sitting around gay hill.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
But so if you're pitching, you're not gay.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
They're they're there are people.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You're only gay if you're catching. Yeah, I mean I'm
learning this from you.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Like Middle Eastern people that are like they have that
now I feel.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
That I know, I know how it sounds now getting racist.
I don't want to google this on a work computer.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Of all the places that you could probably explain it away,
that would be the one.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
But like I I have heard it before from people
we're talking about super jockey dudes that sort of get
gay sometimes, you know, like Jock. Yeah, Like they'll look
at it like, well, he was the one that was
doing it, noting mad he's gay.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well, so is that what Charlie she's trying to say. Listen,
I didn't do any backdoor actions, so I'm not really
that gay.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Well imagine like that. That's a big ask for somebody too.
There's like I think where guys get a lot of
confusion because of adult films, but they're like.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Pre pair for all of that action. There's a lot involved.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What Ryan, Oh my god, you're the one man. You're
you're pitching all is out.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I'm not pitching nothing out.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
It sounds like you're pitching to me.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I mean, you're the one that really got hung up
on the clarity of this topic.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yes, I mad it matters because I think I think,
like says, when you find this stuff out as like
when you're like me, it was just like a straight
dude and you find this stuff out, it's kind of
mind blowing because you've been getting a lot of propaganda
your whole life. So then like I like, I hear
that and I'm like, well, what other things aren't true?
And I found out a lot of different things.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Really.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
There was a there was a very good show that
was on Netflix called sex Education and it was with
the ladies that played Scully on X Files.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
One of the plot.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Points of that show, there's like a gay student in
it and he talks he wants to have sex for
the first time, and they talk about all that you
have to go through to get there.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Correct, it seems like a lot like how of takes
the romance out of it?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
To be honest, the romance I.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Get thrown off if I have to take a shower first,
you know what I mean. By the time I know
with the shower, I'm like, well, I might as well
just not do this.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
You know, you said, we've been told these things all
our life. Are you? Are you still this day afraid
to bend over and get to pick up the soap
in the shower.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
If I'm alone in my shower.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, no, it still freaks me out. We were kids
that was always think, don't been over, don't get the
soap in the shower by yourself.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Your own home.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You never you never know who could pop in there.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
That's a breach of security and hold every level if
you're worried about that.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I always think about it though, because I remember as
a kid that was always with everybody would say don't no,
don't go over and get the soap in the shower.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
The closest thing I can relate to you with this
and it's not going to be the same thing at all.
But when I was a kid, I used to be
afraid of swimming pools. To close my eyes in the
swimming pool because I was afraid, like there could be a.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Shark in there. Okay, so when I was underwater and
keep my eyes open.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
But I don't have that as an adult because I
know that's not going to happen right exactly. So you
just so if you drop the show hour in your home,
just leave it there and tell your wife to get
it later.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
No, I always been to my knees and go all
the way down, so I.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Don't be over that is absolutely doctor ready about that, buddy,
because there's a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
There's a trust issue there.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, it is kind of weird. Let's say now that
I say it out loud, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, Or you've been or you have fallen for this
and you've been snuck up on that could.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Be just like, that's not happen again.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm not gonna let that happen again.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I've been traumatized in some way.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Uh, Marilyn walk what if your wife walks in sees
you're doing a squad?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I don't explained that it's free.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
And for those of you who have kids, I want
to use all these topics for these are kids. How
many questions? Oh gosh, I wass see linking hear that?
How many questions do you think parents feel from their
kids a day?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
And it doesn't say what age. Hold on, let's see
here between six and fourteen, Between six and fourteen, how
many questions do your kids ask their parents a day? Angel,
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I can tell you that that average is probably definitely
front loaded between the ages of six and and you know, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
It says six to fourteen Yeah, as they get to fourteen,
it probably evens out to let's say, forty five questions
a day.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Damn dude, forty six questions a day.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I was gonna say, like five.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, no, no. Now there's chat GPT there, you think, well,
they'll kind of chill on that. Hey, listen, don't ask me.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Kids away from the chat.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Now, here's a phone. Leave me alone now.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
If you want to, if you want to have a
good dialogue and establish a decent relationship with the kid,
then you answer all the questions.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I was being silly, Angel, Thank you for.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Silly to go to chat GPT, which is worse over
and get the.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Soap Russa's bathtub.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's just littered and soap.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, a bunch of soap parts.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You don't pick it up.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Don't think any suff.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
What it is. It must be too happy for him.
All right, we're gonna take a break back when we
come back.
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I don't say that you're hot.
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That's seven seven zero three one and a lot of
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I'll text you back. Hope. You guys are having a
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Do we have any I'm hungry, I'm ready to go eat.
Do you have any hot takes or any messages?
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Diddy is time for boom?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
All right?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Checking him out?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Not a ton of them today, so you'd probably get
one in as I'm doing this.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Let's check it out. We got a lot of different ones.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Hot Egg, mosters, what's happening?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Rush Ray rollin? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Man, why you gave bro world A lot of people
got a lot of opinions on your soap thing?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Uh, Hot Egg guys, leave Russ alone.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
He's just using his knees, not his back to pick
up that soap.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Right.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
My question, you still use a bar?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Soap?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Was so much easy?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I gotta tell you bywash is superior technology.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I know.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I just got that like new. It's what'll called squash
or whatever. It's for men, like men's body soap. It's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Nothing nothing to a straight guy like rubbing yourself down
with something called squash for men sasquatch, sasquatch.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
It's man's body soap. And I gotta tell you what
I like it. It's like a it's like a big No,
it's that.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
That's a squawk.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
It's a super straight and soap.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Sassy of sasquatches.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
No, that's my new Instagram channel. No one steal that.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
It's a sassy sasquatch that goes around and just need
some things.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, I got that, really kind of got I got.
There was two kinds, and I got the squash, and
I got another kind, like a real manly kind.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Oh yeah, nothing manly like a sash squatch, a sassy sasquatch.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Boner pills, I have a boner YETI.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
H I get.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
It, you get it good, but so but body watches
by far superior to the.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Sop like bar soap, like a grown man. That's old school, bro,
call me old school, old school, you're a bar soap man.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I go back and forth. But here's the thing, like,
when you uh, you know, bathe yourself rush, are you
using the bar so do you have like the scrub
thing that goes with it?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I got a washcloth, was cave man with your barce
open your wash cloth. We know you don't wash anything.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
It's really hard to take any kind of criticism from
you because you don't wash it from your knees down.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, I washed my far away, I washed my feet,
I washed my with with a washcloth. But first you
wash your face first. You don't wash your butt first
and then your face. That's bad. I learned that last year.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
My god, are you high?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I know there's been the weirdest Yeah from six oh
one when he walked.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
In and I woke up at too. I'm in a
fun mood. All right. Look, I've had fun fellas, just
trying to be fun.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
If you don't that right, if you don't make that Instagram.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Page, yeah, don't steal that hot dagg start talking, buddy,
what are you doing? Why is he not talking? It's playing?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
And by the way, friendly Ray Trently, this is the
same bar soap by you. So there you go.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oh so it's you and him using sassy squatches.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Don't over and get it, Ray, use your knees, don't
drop it.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
What's I learned from fight club what bar soap was?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
And it's just fat and scross and wruning myself down
with it.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's weird. Get get this listener, the new stuff. Man,
it's it's good.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I used smells good, my dove body watch. I don't
want to smell you.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
No, it's no good. No I used it this morning,
but I did drop the soap, and I thought about that.
I'm like, I remember they used to say, don't bend
over and get the soap in the shower.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Hot take.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Oh boy, Hey, good morning monsters. It's a big mom
from home day. Hey I just helped one question, Bruss,
who is running up on you in your home? You are?
I can't hear you, sir, I can hear what you're.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Saying that we go out. I got it he was
because he's into the delivery truck. I watched to No,
who's running up on you in your house? That you
got to be afraid the squat I'm not squatting bending
over to pick up the song?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
You got no shot? No shot at this as hot
It was a question he wasn't wasn't I know what
he's saying?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
My god, hot take.
Speaker 8 (33:20):
So, mister Russ, is it true or untrue that you
got into an argument with your subordinate and she ended
up sitting and crying under a table with food on
top of it.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
I don't know what any of that means, but uh,
let's see, uh hot.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Take, Good morning, monsters, I live at the end of
a really small rounding thing at the end of the street.
And I call it a nut because it's not quite
big enough to be called a sack.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
All right, good talk, hot take, what's.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Up, monsters? It's the famous straight dump dump Listen. Have
you guys ever been on the fence about a show
while simultaneously watching the entire first season, Yes, and then
not knowing whether you want to pull the trigger on
season two?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Dark Winds on Netflix, basically about the tribal police on
the Navajo reservation in the seventies. Man, it's good, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
A ton of critical did the same thing. I watched him, like,
it's kind of good, but I really didn't care.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I got I got a ton of critical acclaiming. I
think that was on AMC first before they was Yeah,
before that books got it.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I was like, I know, and I never went back
to it, and it did your critical acclaim And I
couldn't even tell you why I didn't want to see
the other one. I guess I felt bad for them all.
I don't know. It just didn't have it. So you
watch the whole feeling.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You watched the whole first uh season about.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Did you opened it, but I didn't go to season two.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Like it's one of those ones where it's like on
deck if I ever get around to it.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yeah, I'm like that with the Witcher right now, Like
I have no desire to see any of these new
Witchers coming out, even though I love the Witcher like
the first season, but it was weird enough different that
I was like, Nah, I'm good.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
Hot, take fun facts.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Because call the sack is French.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
The plural for call the sack is not called the sacks.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Get out of your nerd French nerd. O.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Man, he was trying to hook you up whatever he can,
looking out for you.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Cursed Hot.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. I
can tell you that my favorite part of the whole
day for the Monsters of the Morning is when the
Kodi comes on, only because Angel screams out wiener so loud,
thinks bite.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So his favorite part of your segment is when the
Angel James wieners at the top of his.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Lungs when he leans back and yells in the background.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
That's fun.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Uh. Let me see, there's there's three that just came
in from trying to read fast.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Pick the best one, because this is the last one. Dude,
Come on, come on around.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I still gotta plug stuff.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
Soap up your face before your butts right.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
You just learned that this year I was hitting about
that part. I learned that five years ago. Hey, I
want to get tickets for Miss Monster Burlest. It's December
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Speaker 2 (37:01):
Angel what you got, Hit me up on any social
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Radio dot fm.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Ryan jay I rest of his new podcast about soap
and boners called Irish Spring.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
You dropped the soap ran Stay tune for the news
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Speaker 2 (37:24):
Thing from Angel and Ryan Hey and the leaders, mess
Off Marry Man, Rush whole lot of world to Rockwall.
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Guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't gotta
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We gotta get the hell going out of here.
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Swirls
Fear fruit. Got a fruit? Does a berryat you think
like peaches?
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I think whatever it wants.
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They changed it at the old Ellis Island.
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Sit around for the teas.
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about Sherlock. Then, who's not a real person? So I'm
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I never thought about Sherlock Holmes.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, I always think Santonio.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Hey, there's there's a TV show on now called Watson,
and it's about a black dude and named Watson. Is
he supposed to be Sherlock Holmes? Is Watson?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't know. I don't get all the Sherlock Holmes
up date.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's Holmes.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I've never watched CBS, but I was watching something and.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Like Hole, I saw that. Though, Yeah, I don't want
to watch Watson. I'm gonna watch the sidekick of the guy.
But it's like a noone would watch a show called Robin.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
But Bory Robin.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I don't know Watson. I thought, well, that must because
why would you name mi shoe Watson. It's got to
be Sherlock Holmes a sidekick and they made him a
black guy in the twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Especially because Watson comes along with like kind of a
negative thing in twenty twenty five, where.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's like, no Ash Watson.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I never heard that before.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I guess there's no sh Shirlock too. But Watson, I
don't know. Man, Hey, welcome.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
It is the end of twenty twenty five. We're getting there.
It's November fourth and we're skipping Thanksgiving, moving right to Christmas.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
No, we're not not me.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't like getting older, Russ. How about you? Are
you in a place so you're comfortable with it?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh it's awesome. No, it sucks. I'm counting down death
every day. Ryan, I'm my mess.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
How about you, Angela doing you're doing okay with it?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm fine with it, fine with it all right?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah he's lazy. You ain't gonna tell you the truth.
Then look at it.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
No black phone screen straight up calling me a liar, Right, dude,
I'm not hung up with it like you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm good with it.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I came across this thing and it was, uh it was.
It was titled When Will We Forget? And it's based
on Census Bureau data from national population predictions that assumes that,
like where in time will more than half the population
not be alive for an event to remember it?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh, it was follow me on this one.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
For example, Pearl Harbor. We're probably getting close to that right.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Way past Pearl Harbor, Perl Harbor. I'll tell you how
scary this explain.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So I'm gonna give you breakdowns of years where more
than half the population wasn't alive to remember the thing.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I mean like nine to eleven right now, we'll.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Get to nine to eleven.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, yeah, but like in twenty twelve, there were more
people alive than that didn't weren't alive for the seventies
than were so like things are being like forgotten like that.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So like it's just.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Interesting when Elvis died and we're getting to uh, we're
getting to twenty twenty five right now, and.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Over the last five years, I think and I get.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
A couple of these because I don't really remember them.
I don't know them, Like.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Cherobyle By twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
More people weren't alive for Cherobyle the eighty Stock Market
crash twenty twenty one, Ronald Reagan. More people are alive
now that don't remember Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
The more people alive now that don't remember Ronald.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Reigan, the entire Ronald Reagan's Wow, the Berlin Wall. There's
now more people alive that don't remember the Berlin Wall.
Oh wow, twenty twenty four hard a year it was
hammer time. There's now there was more people alive that
didn't even know Hammer Time. Hammer No, No, No, this
was like this is the year where everybody is supposed
to not be alive for the Soviet Union, like I
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was kind of it was like I don't even know,
I don't even know when the Soviet Union existed, but
I don't have any like tangible memories of the Soviet Union.
But it breaks it down by year after year, and
I'll show you this list here because it's it's just
it was just fascinating how time works, like because you
just like when you age, you think everybody knows everything.
But like soon we're coming up to most people weren't
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there for the Forest Gump release in twenty twenty eight.
By by twenty thirty people aren't really gonna remember O. J.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Simpson.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
What the trial?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
The trial of OJ Simpsons.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, by by twenty thirty four, Columbine, more people will
be alive that didn't experience Columbine.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
There's some of those that you could I think you
could run up on people and ask them about and
they would tell you right now they don't recollect that
Callumbine being one of them.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, I just didn't realize that we were this close.
Twenty thirty six.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Is when we most people will have no idea. Will
not been alive for nine to eleven.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Is a weird thing.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
When people when things come up like this.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
How can you forget about Dre?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You can't wait?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
By twenty thirty five, we are forgetting about Dre.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
That is crazy to me. But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I see this because I like, I have no sensele time.
People with children have a sense of time, you know
they can. I just kind of lived my life every day.
It's me and my wife and just like we're.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Like, how long have we lived in our house and
she was like almost five years. It was like, get
out of here. That's crazy to me because I'm house
shopping right now.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
And I went, uh, went looked the house last night
because I'm trying to upgrade from our starter home, you know,
and get to something else.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I forgot how much I hated looking for.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Houses, but this time one of my caveats was I
want to be on a cul de sac.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Why I want to be a cul de sac person
so bad?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I did it one time.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
You get to know your neighbors a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
This is if you like them all right, if you can.
You've got a couple you don't like, then it's a
bad cul de sac.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
That's what I want to talk about here, because this
realtor brings me to this beautiful house. Okay, it's within
my price range. It's on a cul de sac, but
I can't help but notice when you enter a cul
de sac as a regular person and you're not in
the cul de sac, there's a vibe shift.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It is like, oh, they're vibe checking you.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
They are vibe checking you immediately.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Every time I've been in a cul de sac, I'm
always like I can feel eyes from out the window
looking at me.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, they're all scoping you.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Because there's such are they're so contained among themselves. No
one goes down the cul de sac road unless you're
part of the cul de Sack.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Right, there's a Oh that's not true, because I get
people turned around all the time. And I live at
the end of a cul de sac.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
There's a tiny cul de sack on the Hey, it's.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Still a cul de sac. Yeah, there's a neighborhood and
it's on how Branch Road, and it's a gated community.
But it's basically a gated community cul de sac. And
I've alway, I've always like, I've always wanted to go
in there. There's a house for selling there now, but
I guarantee you that you probably have to pass like
the vibe check with everybody there before they let you,
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but before they let you buy.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Question how many houses India need to be to officially
be in the cul de sect? You have to be
in the roundy thing or can you be in the
straight thing?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Right when it started, right when it starts to curve
curve was two houses from the and you weren't in
the sack.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, you're not the down there all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, but you're an outside of your your sack immigrant
a sacmmgrant.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, all the all the people in the sack. That's
that's the could descect.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So you can't be in the straight thing houses from
the straight.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You're sack adjacent.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah you're not.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
You're like that, you're on the taint that road is called.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
But okay, So there's this lady we park, you know,
we're waiting for the realtor to get there. So it's
just me and my wife in our very nonscript very
nice Hyundai Santa Fe getting a new one soon.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
They're judging vehicle, saying that this lady that they're judging
your vehicle, you should should take her.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
She's doing that move where like she's in her garage,
but she's not really doing anything.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
She's like trying to find a reason to be.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Out, moving the same.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Box back and forth.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
And I'm like, and I look at this lady, and
I'm like, that lady is gonna be a problem neighbor immediately.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
She's a little bit older, and.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
He'll take your wife's card.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
But you could just tell like she wanted to see
what you look like having the vibe. Checking the vibe
of a neighborhood is very important and if I already
have bad but this house is perfect, guys, this house
is perfect. But this one lady in her luky loue bs,
I'm like, did she seem to be might not work out?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Did she seem to be older?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I would I would put her in her seventies.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
So she's probably like the house mom of the cul
de Sac. Yeah, maybe she's the one that gets grab
gathers all the intels and then passes it on to
like that.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
But just because I'm like, I'm I had my Ryan
gear on, which is like a backwards hat and a
Roosevelt T shirt and it's a twenty eleven Santa Fe.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
It's very nice face. But I felt very judged.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
In the sack and I felt like and then I'm like, well,
I don't even know if I want to be a
part of this sack now because of this one lady.
But again I go back to what I was thinking before,
where it's like, I like the vibe of a could
sect because the cul de Sac people do take care
of each other. So do you think this is like
a good thing that this looky lou lady was there?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Or is it bad? In a bad start right out
the gate.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
She could be the lady she just she's just looking
out there. She could be sweet. You know, you don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Thank you to kings there on our YouTube chat who said, Rush,
you didn't live in the could of sack, you lived
in the cold a shaft, because that would that would.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Be the street leading in.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I think we needed a cop. That Rush brings up
a very solid point and what and what the move
that you need to do. And the next time that
you visit, if she's back there out there moving the
one box, talk to her. Take yeah, just just pulling
her and you vibe check her and then and then
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if she if she's not matching your vibes, then you
know that you don't want to be in that neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Asking is there anybody in this neighborhood we should look
out for? You know, it might be her, but she's
gonna tell you it's her, and then she might put
a finger on somebody else.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, I think neighbors and be like, hey, I just
thinking about purchasing this house. What's the general vibe of
the Sack Sea The call sack. Is it weird?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Like, how do you find Is there a way to
find out how neighbors are beforehand?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You should ask?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I mean it's something you really should do.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Okay, there's a there's a full temple.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
But if I'm a.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Homeowner, I'm trying to get rid of my house because
I got I got nosy Nelly over here.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That's always causing problems. I'm not telling the potential buyers.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, but there's a full template of things that you
can do on your own.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Right.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
First you go in there and have that commonversation, right,
and then maybe slide by and try to catch another neighbor.
The other thing you could do is look up on
and find out how many times the police have been
called to that neighborhood. Oh, that's an easy one.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
To look up, Okay. I like it's so funny.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
So many people have so many different experiences in the
cul de Sac. I thought I thought they would all
be united. Everybody loves the cul de Sac. But I'm
seeing some cul de Sac horror stories in their texting
service and YouTube chat. I got people texting me right
now saying this cul de Sac can be a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, Well, it's one of those tough things where if
if everyone's on the same page, it's good, like like
here's the other part.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Like you just like they're all outside and their party.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
And here like here's another tell that you just mean
some though you said that she's older, you think that
she's probably in her seventies. The move that you don't
want to be. You don't want to be the youngest
couple in the cul de Sac.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Okay, I noticed the other people on the other side
were kind of old too.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Why do you say that, because then they're they're not
like minded. So like if everybody, if everybody else is
all retirees, then they're not going to be down to
have like the cul de Sac parties or are that
kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
My next neighbors are there. They are older and they
like to party. So I got lucky with that.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, but like that that's something that you should verify it.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I wish I would have known I was gonna get
like looking for a house before Halloween, because then I
would have trick or treated as an adult to various houses.
I'd like borrow my friend Chad's kid, let's go, let's
go trick or treating and see all the houses to
see them, but like to check the vibe too. If
I knock on their door and they're obviously not going
(13:31):
to be trigger treating people, are you know what?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Are they going to be angry? And you can tell
a lot about people.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Don't Nobody would if they would have been doing that
to you, you wouldn't have gone to the door. They
would have thought you were an a hole because you didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I am an a hole. That's the thing of all
my neighbors. I have great neighbors. I'm the bad neighbor.
You guys have been to my house.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I have thrown full on ragers and not said anything
to the neighbors. So I've got really lucky with my neighbors.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Jeff Howell playing as loud as he could.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I know it's good. But if I am, I am.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
If you got a cool cul de sac, and you know,
if you're local in the Maitland, Altamont, Orlando area, let
me know.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
So that's what you're looking for, is I want to
live in a cold deck. Yes, I've never heard anybody
request that.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Really, I think that's not that uncommon. I think people
request the could a SATs now I'm a shaft man.
Yeah you are.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Then don't get shafted with your mortgage rate because you're
going to use that mortgage guide.
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Done from that mortgage guide don dot com.
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I've been sending hitm messages left and right all hours.
I don't know if you can do that, but he
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was up. I'm rushed with Angel and Ryan here today. Uh,
but you just a smattering of stories, some smatters, smattering.
I don't even like that word, but it fits right now.
Smattering of stories, A bunch of silly stories to end that.
I can't use these tomorrow. I want to get rid
of them today. Uh. According to a new uh, a
new poll, what percentage of Americans admit to they don't
(15:57):
mean that's the exact number, but admit to how slept
with their boss? And then and then what percentage of
bosses admit to sleep with their subordinates?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Oh that's a different question, sure right, let's go. Fifteen
percent of people admit to sleep me with their boss.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Fifteen percent of Americans admit to sleeping with their boss.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
What do they don't like to admit that?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I'll say eleven percent.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I think you guys, are you guys are actually really
only close? I thought you guys would go higher. It's
nine percent of Americans admit to sleeping with their boss.
Now what percentage of Americas admit to sleeping where they're subordinate? Like,
that's the one I thought would They would never give
it up, They would never say a word.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I'm gonna say, you say one, what do you think Angel.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Twelve?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It's only one percent off, It's not eight percent admit
to doing it.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah, I mean that's a weird thing because it comes
with legal repercussions, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
It does these days.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Which kind of always kind of feel bad because a
lot of people meet their significant others in a workspace.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, yeah, you can't help blood can't stop love. Love happens, man.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
You know, but it doesn't generally work out most of
these relationships. You mean, it gets weird for people where
they work with you.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
There are times and sometimes they doesn't work out.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Sometimes you work with the boss and their ex and
they come in here and they yell at each other
like they're still out there.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
So sometimes they're not even working there when they get together,
and then they end up working there afterwards, by the way,
but I'm just saying they weren't working there when they
got together and then.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
You got them, you got them or they got them
the job, and then you know, thirty years later. I
got to hear about arguments from nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Listen, it seems very specific, right.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
These are just loose examples. Everybody knows this.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
These are just round Listen.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You got to hear things like don't you putt your
finger made?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Well? Listen, they're still friends and that's a complete sem
Are they success story?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Our boss's friends with their people that they hooked up with,
because uh yes, it seems like friend of me would
be a better word.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
It's you know what, they still talk, they're still friends.
It's still friendly.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Wouldn't uh number two if you were on fire.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Number one, number one?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
No, I meant what I said.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Number number two, they would number two if you were
on fire number two.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Won't put anything out.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I don't know what if that, I've seen what that
person needs. It hits a lot of taco bill and
to go food.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Uh, it just makes a mess. I just got gross. Yeah,
it grows right at home.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Whatever. Yeah, don't be don't be sleeping with your boss.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
People don't meant to that because it's worse than like
talking about money.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I know successful people who are still married that met
in this building right here and still are married and
still happy. And they they you know, when one was
the other's boss. I know him staff why stuff in
the So.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
He's gonna hold up that that one exam one gun.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, I can name fifteen that it didn't work.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I'm sure there's a lot of people that met in
the workplace and it's worked out swimmingly. I mean fifty
relationships fail, h angel well, marriages failed. I mean, uh,
probably a lot larger percentage of you know, dating fails.
You know.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
So, yeah, when the boss is hooking up, I don't
think those generally end up being long term relationships.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Those are always like cheating ones or.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Like like fling party, yeah, Christmas party, right.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I know I never slept with anybody higher up than me.
I bet it's kind of fun. I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Speaking of sleeping with somebody.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Charlie Sheen has decided that he needs to uh, he
needs to set the record straight about something he felt
it was important to do this. Charlie Sheen wants to
know that, yes, he said he did have sex with men,
but but that does not include backdoor action. He wants
you to know that he has not done that. Very
important for you all to know that. Why does he
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feel like he needs to straighten out?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I don't think anybody was asking that.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, he said, he said that. You know, it wasn't
full fledged with a man. It wasn't that. Uh and
uh he thinks that's a big difference. Okay, is that
a big difference to whom I guess, to anyone who
anyone who's judging.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Him, to public opinion, yeah, yeah, to public that's a
that's a real interesting place to want clarification after the
level of clarity that you've come through with us, to
get hung up on that detail, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Is not clear. He's not He's not clarifying out a shame.
He just wants it to be more accurate when people
talk about it.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I I know this for a fact, Like most gay
dudes don't have.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Intercourse like that.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Really.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, it's mostly like.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
It's not as prevalent as we one thinks.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, I think most people think if you're gay, you're
doing that all the time, one hundred percent of the time.
But it's actually I think it's somewhere in like thirty percent.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
You've studied this obviously. How do you know this?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
It's really curious. How do you got these specific numbers?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
The numbers are right because I know gay people.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I know you people too, but I don't ask you
know a famously gay person, get him on.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
The phone, he's famously gay.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, okay, no, because I would.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I remember being shocked to learn this from my gay friends,
you know, and and then I looked it up later
and then and then yeah, this the statistics kind of
back it up the back of a better term. You
didn't mean to do that, but yeah, so I could
see how it would be important to there's culture. There's
entire cultures where like, it's not you're not gay if
(21:46):
you're the guy that's not you know, huh.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Pitching and catching if you're not yeah, yeah, if you're
not catching, you're not catching.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
You're not gay.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
There's entire cultures that are like that that hill, Like
it's not my ill. I'm not sitting around gay hill.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
But so if you're pitching, you're not gay.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
They're they're there are people.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You're only gay if you're catching. Yeah, I mean I'm
learning this from you.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Like Middle Eastern people that are like they have that
now I feel.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
That I know, I know how it sounds now getting racist.
I don't want to google this on a work computer.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Of all the places that you could probably explain it away,
that would be the one.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
But like I I have heard it before from people
we're talking about super jockey dudes that sort of get
gay sometimes, you know, like Jock. Yeah, Like they'll look
at it like, well, he was the one that was
doing it, noting mad he's gay.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well, so is that what Charlie she's trying to say. Listen,
I didn't do any backdoor actions, so I'm not really
that gay.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Well imagine like that. That's a big ask for somebody too.
There's like I think where guys get a lot of
confusion because of adult films, but they're like.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Pre pair for all of that action. There's a lot involved.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What Ryan, Oh my god, you're the one man. You're
you're pitching all is out.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I'm not pitching nothing out.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
It sounds like you're pitching to me.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I mean, you're the one that really got hung up
on the clarity of this topic.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yes, I mad it matters because I think I think,
like says, when you find this stuff out as like
when you're like me, it was just like a straight
dude and you find this stuff out, it's kind of
mind blowing because you've been getting a lot of propaganda
your whole life. So then like I like, I hear
that and I'm like, well, what other things aren't true?
And I found out a lot of different things.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Really.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
There was a there was a very good show that
was on Netflix called sex Education and it was with
the ladies that played Scully on X Files.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
One of the plot.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Points of that show, there's like a gay student in
it and he talks he wants to have sex for
the first time, and they talk about all that you
have to go through to get there.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Correct, it seems like a lot like how of takes
the romance out of it?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
To be honest, the romance I.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Get thrown off if I have to take a shower first,
you know what I mean. By the time I know
with the shower, I'm like, well, I might as well
just not do this.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
You know, you said, we've been told these things all
our life. Are you? Are you still this day afraid
to bend over and get to pick up the soap
in the shower.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
If I'm alone in my shower.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, no, it still freaks me out. We were kids
that was always think, don't been over, don't get the
soap in the shower by yourself.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Your own home.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You never you never know who could pop in there.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
That's a breach of security and hold every level if
you're worried about that.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I always think about it though, because I remember as
a kid that was always with everybody would say don't no,
don't go over and get the soap in the shower.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
The closest thing I can relate to you with this
and it's not going to be the same thing at all.
But when I was a kid, I used to be
afraid of swimming pools. To close my eyes in the
swimming pool because I was afraid, like there could be a.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Shark in there. Okay, so when I was underwater and
keep my eyes open.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
But I don't have that as an adult because I
know that's not going to happen right exactly. So you
just so if you drop the show hour in your home,
just leave it there and tell your wife to get
it later.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
No, I always been to my knees and go all
the way down, so I.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Don't be over that is absolutely doctor ready about that, buddy,
because there's a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
There's a trust issue there.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, it is kind of weird. Let's say now that
I say it out loud, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, Or you've been or you have fallen for this
and you've been snuck up on that could.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Be just like, that's not happen again.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm not gonna let that happen again.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I've been traumatized in some way.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Uh, Marilyn walk what if your wife walks in sees
you're doing a squad?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I don't explained that it's free.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
And for those of you who have kids, I want
to use all these topics for these are kids. How
many questions? Oh gosh, I wass see linking hear that?
How many questions do you think parents feel from their
kids a day?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
And it doesn't say what age. Hold on, let's see
here between six and fourteen, Between six and fourteen, how
many questions do your kids ask their parents a day? Angel,
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I can tell you that that average is probably definitely
front loaded between the ages of six and and you know, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
It says six to fourteen Yeah, as they get to fourteen,
it probably evens out to let's say, forty five questions
a day.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Damn dude, forty six questions a day.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I was gonna say, like five.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, no, no. Now there's chat GPT there, you think, well,
they'll kind of chill on that. Hey, listen, don't ask me.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Kids away from the chat.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Now, here's a phone. Leave me alone now.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
If you want to, if you want to have a
good dialogue and establish a decent relationship with the kid,
then you answer all the questions.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I was being silly, Angel, Thank you for.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Silly to go to chat GPT, which is worse over
and get the.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Soap Russa's bathtub.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's just littered and soap.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, a bunch of soap parts.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You don't pick it up.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Don't think any suff.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
What it is. It must be too happy for him.
All right, we're gonna take a break back when we
come back.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I don't say that you're hot.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Takes in your messages, don't go anywhere. You're listening to
the Monster of the morning.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Hey, looking ahead on the Jim Colbert Show Today from
TK LAW.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Today is Tuesday, and that's the day the crew reviews
something new to do for what to do? That's new?
How about you at four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
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brown Edgewater Family Well at six point twenty. Check that
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Speaker 6 (28:06):
There.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'll come back to the mouth. Just money is you're
aready in one or four point one broadcasting.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
Live on iHeartRadio Populaay, think about so now I forgot
to tell my my microphone on uh just answering people
in the texting service, you always text us at seven
seven zero three one.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
That's seven seven zero three one and a lot of
times we text you back. Angel will text you back.
I'll text you back. Hope. You guys are having a
big phone, a big, big dumb fun today.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I'm with you, man.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Do we have any I'm hungry, I'm ready to go eat.
Do you have any hot takes or any messages?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Here we do.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
If you want to be a part of the show,
you can go to the iHeartRadio app use the talkback function.
After you set us as the number one pre set
on your phone and your smart car, and you'll hear
yourself on the monsters.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
After this little todday Oop that was me. I forgot
to hit a button. There we go. After that, little
Diddy is time for boom?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
All right?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Checking him out?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Not a ton of them today, so you'd probably get
one in as I'm doing this.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Let's check it out. We got a lot of different ones.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Hot Egg, mosters, what's happening?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Rush Ray rollin? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Man, why you gave bro world A lot of people
got a lot of opinions on your soap thing?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Uh, Hot Egg guys, leave Russ alone.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
He's just using his knees, not his back to pick
up that soap.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Right.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
My question, you still use a bar?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Soap?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Was so much easy?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I gotta tell you bywash is superior technology.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I know.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I just got that like new. It's what'll called squash
or whatever. It's for men, like men's body soap. It's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Nothing nothing to a straight guy like rubbing yourself down
with something called squash for men sasquatch, sasquatch.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
It's man's body soap. And I gotta tell you what
I like it. It's like a it's like a big No,
it's that.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
That's a squawk.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
It's a super straight and soap.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Sassy of sasquatches.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
No, that's my new Instagram channel. No one steal that.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
It's a sassy sasquatch that goes around and just need
some things.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, I got that, really kind of got I got.
There was two kinds, and I got the squash, and
I got another kind, like a real manly kind.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Oh yeah, nothing manly like a sash squatch, a sassy sasquatch.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Boner pills, I have a boner YETI.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
H I get.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
It, you get it good, but so but body watches
by far superior to the.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Sop like bar soap, like a grown man. That's old school, bro,
call me old school, old school, you're a bar soap man.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I go back and forth. But here's the thing, like,
when you uh, you know, bathe yourself rush, are you
using the bar so do you have like the scrub
thing that goes with it?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I got a washcloth, was cave man with your barce
open your wash cloth. We know you don't wash anything.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
It's really hard to take any kind of criticism from
you because you don't wash it from your knees down.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, I washed my far away, I washed my feet,
I washed my with with a washcloth. But first you
wash your face first. You don't wash your butt first
and then your face. That's bad. I learned that last year.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
My god, are you high?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I know there's been the weirdest Yeah from six oh
one when he walked.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
In and I woke up at too. I'm in a
fun mood. All right. Look, I've had fun fellas, just
trying to be fun.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
If you don't that right, if you don't make that Instagram.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Page, yeah, don't steal that hot dagg start talking, buddy,
what are you doing? Why is he not talking? It's playing?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
And by the way, friendly Ray Trently, this is the
same bar soap by you. So there you go.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oh so it's you and him using sassy squatches.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Don't over and get it, Ray, use your knees, don't
drop it.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
What's I learned from fight club what bar soap was?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
And it's just fat and scross and wruning myself down
with it.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's weird. Get get this listener, the new stuff. Man,
it's it's good.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I used smells good, my dove body watch. I don't
want to smell you.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
No, it's no good. No I used it this morning,
but I did drop the soap, and I thought about that.
I'm like, I remember they used to say, don't bend
over and get the soap in the shower.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Hot take.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Oh boy, Hey, good morning monsters. It's a big mom
from home day. Hey I just helped one question, Bruss,
who is running up on you in your home? You are?
I can't hear you, sir, I can hear what you're.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Saying that we go out. I got it he was
because he's into the delivery truck. I watched to No,
who's running up on you in your house? That you
got to be afraid the squat I'm not squatting bending
over to pick up the song?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
You got no shot? No shot at this as hot
It was a question he wasn't wasn't I know what
he's saying?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
My god, hot take.
Speaker 8 (33:20):
So, mister Russ, is it true or untrue that you
got into an argument with your subordinate and she ended
up sitting and crying under a table with food on
top of it.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
I don't know what any of that means, but uh,
let's see, uh hot.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Take, Good morning, monsters, I live at the end of
a really small rounding thing at the end of the street.
And I call it a nut because it's not quite
big enough to be called a sack.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
All right, good talk, hot take, what's.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Up, monsters? It's the famous straight dump dump Listen. Have
you guys ever been on the fence about a show
while simultaneously watching the entire first season, Yes, and then
not knowing whether you want to pull the trigger on
season two?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Dark Winds on Netflix, basically about the tribal police on
the Navajo reservation in the seventies. Man, it's good, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
A ton of critical did the same thing. I watched him, like,
it's kind of good, but I really didn't care.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I got I got a ton of critical acclaiming. I
think that was on AMC first before they was Yeah,
before that books got it.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I was like, I know, and I never went back
to it, and it did your critical acclaim And I
couldn't even tell you why I didn't want to see
the other one. I guess I felt bad for them all.
I don't know. It just didn't have it. So you
watch the whole feeling.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You watched the whole first uh season about.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Did you opened it, but I didn't go to season two.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Like it's one of those ones where it's like on
deck if I ever get around to it.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yeah, I'm like that with the Witcher right now, Like
I have no desire to see any of these new
Witchers coming out, even though I love the Witcher like
the first season, but it was weird enough different that
I was like, Nah, I'm good.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
Hot, take fun facts.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Because call the sack is French.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
The plural for call the sack is not called the sacks.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Get out of your nerd French nerd. O.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Man, he was trying to hook you up whatever he can,
looking out for you.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Cursed Hot.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. I
can tell you that my favorite part of the whole
day for the Monsters of the Morning is when the
Kodi comes on, only because Angel screams out wiener so loud,
thinks bite.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So his favorite part of your segment is when the
Angel James wieners at the top of his.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Lungs when he leans back and yells in the background.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
That's fun.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Uh. Let me see, there's there's three that just came
in from trying to read fast.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Pick the best one, because this is the last one. Dude,
Come on, come on around.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I still gotta plug stuff.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
Soap up your face before your butts right.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
You just learned that this year I was hitting about
that part. I learned that five years ago. Hey, I
want to get tickets for Miss Monster Burlest. It's December
of the fifth. It's gonna be at the Abbey. You're
gonna have Miss Monster Burless, who was in today bb Caliber.
You're gonna have Angelique the Dancing Queen, and Bernova's gonna dance. Burlest,
(36:29):
Daisy Del Toro, Amael Boom will be DJ, and Ryan
and I are gonna host it. It's gonna be a
great time. Get your tickets while they can. I just
gotta message from Jack. They are selling quickly. This is
gonna be the last big Monster party of the year,
and we're gonna be celebrating a year full of number
one ratings and a year full of fun with a
Miss Monster Burless show, five ladies competing to see who's
(36:50):
the next Miss Monster Burlest, lots of drinking and lots
of party, and it's gonna be at the Abbey. Get
your tickets by going to Real Radio Monsters Dot com
that's real radiomonsters dot com and get them while you can,
because it's gonna sell out.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Angel what you got, Hit me up on any social
media platform its official Angel Email me Angel at Row
Radio dot fm.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Ryan jay I rest of his new podcast about soap
and boners called Irish Spring.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
You dropped the soap ran Stay tune for the news
jockey right after the Monster's Tent at three o'clock is
a Jim Colbert show. We'll be back tomorrow for a
Wednesday edition Onready Wednesday, damn to do our.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Thing from Angel and Ryan Hey and the leaders, mess
Off Marry Man, Rush whole lot of world to Rockwall.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't gotta
go home.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
We gotta get the hell going out of here.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
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