November 3, 2025 • 38 mins
MONDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness has a PSA. Men, be aware of the bird test. Still in 2025 there ameicans who do not believe we landed on the moon. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 3 (02:32):
Fellas Mend's in the world go.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Always got to be on your toes because your wives
are out there getting relationship advice in an algorithmic form
on a daily basis.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, what do you mean an algorithm form?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
These ladies are scrolling through the instagrams, through the tiktoks,
and there's a lot of people with a lot of
relationship opinions out there. Okay, and uh, there's a new
thing out there that they're trying to do to test
the men's and it's called the bird test, is the
latest one.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The bird test, The bird test, what's that?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That's where a lady will come to you, uh huh,
and she's she's she's got a plan.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
She comes up to you and she goes, hey, I
just saw a bird, and then she will rate you
and your relationship based on your reaction to this innocuous sounding.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Phrase, I saw a bird.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I saw a bird, And apparently uh you can Uh.
It's this thing called bird theory that goes around TikTok
and and these psychologists have jumped on board too.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
It's supposed to test like if your wife or a.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Girlfriend comes to you and says, I saw a bird,
how do you how they're looking at you? How you react?
Do you dismiss them?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yes? Whatever?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Or are you interested? Or do you do you? How
and how interested?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Are you saw a bird? But I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's just the test going around TikTok right now.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
And I don't want my mens to be confused by this,
all right, Like, and if they're coming to you.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Say and have you seen a bird. Just act like
you're interested.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Nope, I'll be like, yeah, baby, these two goatter.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Now if you say I saw a bigfoot, now I'm interested.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No, But that's it's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You see them bird every day? I say, you know,
I saw a lizard.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
But that's they're supposed to come up to you say
something just so basic and so random.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
And if you're dismissive to them, that apparently they leave you.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I saw a tarantula. Oh really, where was that? That's unusual?
I saw them bird. If you see a bird every.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Day, I don't get birds all right, Birds and bird
watchers to me.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, I see them all the time. They're everywhere.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I don't get birds like you're supposed to act interested
in the bird, right.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I know, there's so crazy to you. But but you
know the little uh, the little garden area that we
have that or whatever. When our guests came over, we
had a play playing on a little uh on our
so nos bird sounds. So when you walked into the
little garden area, hear a bird. There's no birds in there,
but it sounds like birds uh. And it was very impressive.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
I used to play this show for my dog, Like,
if I leave, I just turn this on because obviously
it's me talking and what nonsense.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But we started playing her dog TV.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Like the actual YouTube videos were just a bunch of
squirrels in a park eating, eating, and the dog like,
we'll stop and watch it for like up to ten minutes,
which is pretty pretty, pretty interesting. So if the dog
told me she saw a bird, I'd be like, okay,
but I have I'm becoming an old man.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, I don't, really, I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I don't like it because I did that not a
bird test, but like I sat outside Saturday afternoon and
just watched squirrels for like an extended period of time.
Like I was getting reel into like we had little
baby squirrels that like, uh, and I didn't know this
squirrels eat pine cones.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Did not know that.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I didn't know these two little squirrels were fighting over
a pine cone. And I just found this to be fascinating.
I was out there for forty five minutes. My wife
was like trying to find me.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
She's like, what are you doing. I'm like, I'm watching
these squirrels. It's actually pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
She's like, you are a dumb old man now, and
I'm okay with that. I don't I don't know what
it was.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I went and put out granola for him.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Over the weekend, I've just been like just watching these squirrels,
just like letting life happen, you know, And it's it's
it's a new phenomenon for me because normally I'm playing
video games or doing something to entertain my mind. But
I just watching these squirrels. And I've seen old men
do this, something about men where we just hit a
certain age, we just start staring off into the distance.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I don't think you do. I think you could night
it all you want. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Ianne Pepper down to keep the squirrels away from me.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh, you don't want the squirrel The squirrels animals. I
like watching them. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
You don't ever find yourself, angel, You just just every
now and then you're just off and just staring off
into the hands on hips, just looking off, and your
wife will be like, what are you looking at you?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I don't know, you look like alone. But dudes do it.
I've seen it happen. There's something about.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Being an old man getting older where you're just like
you just start staring staring at stuff, which.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Is a what are you staring at?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Staring at perceived idea that wow, Ryot's thinking of something deep.
Meanwhile he's over the line, look at these baby squirrel.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah I'm not. I'm not, And that's that's just how
it is.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
And then I I I I've partaken new things now
where it used to be like, oh, that's cool, what
what kind of cool car do you have?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Or whatever.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I got invited by my neighbors to a pizza party.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, but it was a.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Pizza party where they they built their own pizza oven
in their backyard.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's badass.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
It was badass.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
And I spent the better part of forty five minutes
having them break down how they built this thing and
that that's just where I'm at in life.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And I was super fascinated by it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And I'm afraid if I got that, I would just
get fatter and fatter though, because I mean, you can't
just eat a little pizza, but buddy, it's like something,
I just have one slice of pizza. Shut up.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
My name my neighbor Anne Marie.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
She's like she should be a Martha Stewart type of person.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I mean, I go over there.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
They had like an outside area, a spread like with
like like ancy plates everything to like our own pizzaful,
and it was like the greatest day I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Like what fire pizza?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
But the funny thing, And so I just have a
lot of questions because I'm like, wait, you can just
like they're like, it's a kit that we bought, and
then they built it on top of like an old
fountain that they had, so they kind of had the
bottom structure there and then they build like you know,
did the cement on top with their hands and built
this damn And I just look at that and go,
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I think my dad, who could like build stuff and
do electric stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
My mom can't even do it.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I just look at that thing, and it's just like
I would have to pay somebody to come and do
that because it would just either never get built or
get half built, which I have so many half done
projects around my house is ridiculous. But the pizza thing
was so cool. But the problem is, like you have
to eat a lot of pizza.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, like how much?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I mean no, but don't you're talking like pizza that
comes out is like a five hundred dollars pizza a while.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Wouldn't you venture into cooking and see what other things?
I know it's a wood fire pizza oven, but wouldn't
you venture out to see what other you can cook
other things?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Talking about how they made wings and stuff in it.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, I know buddy mine who did who had one?
When a pizza place downtown where I was DJ and
they had built one and he we did a roach
and pork shoulder in one one night it was and
it came out absolutely delicious.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah, and it was just like I was like, man,
you guys are the coolest people ever.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Just with your own little yourself built pizza oven.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Angel there like an attachment or something where we can
make the big green egg into a pizza oven.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Already kind of is you just need the uh, the
the thing that goes to grill, that goes with a grill,
so you could, Yeah, you could totally cook pizzas in
the BG absolutely.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
I gotta upgrade my cooking game, man, because we've been
we've been eating microwave food for the better part of.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Like three years now, and then your microwave broke.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
We got a new one.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You need a big green egg man. I' telling you
it's the deal.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
You wouldn't do it, though, but I think, like you
find it's too much work.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Pizza and I walked now that I've had my neighbor's
amazing pizza.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
By the way, every pizza that we she popped out
of there was fan damn tastic, right, and then Crispy Crispy.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Uh well, the first she had two versions.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
So she made her own dough because she's again a
Martha Stewart person, and she had that.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But then aldi you can get dough.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
They had dough that was like jalapeno pizza dough. Fantastic.
This somewhere, I'm a fo.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I just remember Rodney the Gaate Hunter. By the way,
I shout out to Rodney. It was his birthday. Rodney
and I went to his house one time and he
got a pizza of it and he made all that
fresh pizza. And it was like, well, all we're doing
is eating pizza. I'm getting fatter just being here.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It's so good though, it's so scrumpted.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
But I found we do the same thing that we
do around a grill when somebody's grilling hot dogs. We're
like looking in the pizza and I'm I'm like, I
think you gotta turn it more like and I'm like,
I used to work at a pizza restaurant. I'd be like,
I could give you some tips on how to do this.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You can do all of this with a pizza bazazz
just so you know.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
The pizza you can't. You can go raw dough.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
I don't mind raw dog and a pizza, but before
it is the same thing a.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Brick as a brick oven pizza not as good, but I.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Mean it's it's still for you.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I just like, I feel like I'm really appreciative.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
But they had us over and we have these amazing pizzas,
but they kind of ruined pizza for me. Like I
want to be like it would it be weird to
call them up and be like, Hey, you can't you can't.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Can I borrow your pizza off?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Just go to their backyard they're down the street for me.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
The one, hey can you make me just throw in
a you know, a pepperon no.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Like once a week and be like, hey, are you guys?
Are you guys already making pizza?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
If you're making pizza, I'll give me a couple of bucks.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
If you're making a pizza would make me one, exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I don't think that, because that's how I would look
at it. I would get for these friends. They live
next door.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Oh okay, they're not real friends yet, They're just like
you just met him.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Well, they're friends. They invited us to pizza time, But.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Are they pizza friends like pizza order pizza Fred?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Have they been to your place and you've off extended
your pool to them?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah, you guys have met them. It's the cool neighbor
with the jeep and everything. Okay, so like, but honestly,
I kind of now want to stit outside.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I just realized what he did russ up us out.
This is a slow roll by your good play. So
he talks about it today, makes it a topic. We
know that they listen, and then now they're gonna be like, oh.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Nice, it's worse than that.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
I'm now like, I'm gonna bring my dog out back more,
just to like see if I can smell the pizza
pizza and just kind of peep over Wilson style like.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Pizza. You know what Publix makes that pizza dough too. Yeah,
there's a couple of places they go to publics bakery.
They'll they'll get the pizza dough.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
All right.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Well, look, I did not know there was this whole
cottage industry of like make your own pizza.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
So it's fire, so they have to start. It's not
like it's not plugged in something.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
So they got like coals that they're keep warm and
do the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
It was like, I've never wanted so bad that I
would only use one.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
You're gonna use it once and you can be No,
that's so much work for one pizza.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I need the neighbors to like make pizza. I was
trying to talk them into it.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I'm like, you, guys know you could do like an
uber eat situation.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yourself my house as a food truck kind of thing,
and make some money on the side with your pizza.
I'm just saying I could come up with some some
kind of branding for you.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
But I don't know, man. I think that's my new thing.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
I think I'm gonna get it, Uh, get the pizza.
I've never wanted something so quickly so badly.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You always do, you want this is within, this is
within my bug. I want this computer, I want this,
I want that the oculus I want that. There's all
kinds of weird stuff you want and you get it
and you're getting bored with it. Yeah, but this is
this is like bored with this?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Uh, your glasses porn wasn't as good as I thought
it was.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You wre in Germany. You got like there's always something.
How does your wife deal with you? Mike? God, there's
always some sort of thing you gotta have and gotta
have it.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
You want to come over for pizza time.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I was just going to say, listen, I know that
you would have that, and I know that I would.
I could potentially end up using it more than you would.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Because.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh yeah, he's calling over some pizza. Cook me up,
put it right beside your plastic bar. Your plastic bar
will melts?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Make me?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Do?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
You guys make me sound like I'm a Carney and
I'm just simply not.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
What are you doing on the weekends? Sell cattle corn?
That's what a carneye does?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
But if I could get a brick o and pizza
out there, But if I made pizza for people, like
on the fly, like I was surprised how fast it
cooked the pizzas too, Like it got it out.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
There fast, fast, fast.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Kettle corn pizza.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh, I think I'm I hit them up later today.
I don't know. Maybe I don't know. Next house I buy,
I don't have a pizza oven. I don't know. It'll
be fine. And I'm gonna use that mortgage guy down.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
From that mortgage guy down dot com, I saw him
at the roast of the news junkie. He's gonna and honestly,
over the weekend, I was thinking about buying and get
getting rid of the hound. So it's kind of tired
of his house. So I'm like, hey, Don, it's a
good time to buy in the market right now. And
he sent me back he's off. He sent me a
long message breaking down the market, and he was like, basically, yeah,
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now it's a great time to get a house.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
So if you want to talk.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
That mortgage guy down, the mortgage guy down dot com,
don't miss the boat. Compare your quote with that mortgage guy.
Don got a thousand and five star Google reviews and
the small business loans. Maybe I can get a loan
start my own pizza company in my backyard.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
We'll see how it goes, and so it shall be
all right.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
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fifth Friday Night at the Abbey featuring Angelique the Dancing
Queen and Bernova Daisy del Toro, also bb Caliber, the
current Miss Monster Burlesque, with five ladies competing to be
the new Miss Monster Burless. Of course, me and Ryan
and angel will all be there and it's gonna be
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our last big blowout party of the year. We're still
doing our last show of the year, which is you know,
will be in the morning time, but this will be
a nighttime event at the Abbey, Big Monster Event and
the tickets are now available, so grabbing why you can.
There's like a premium seating and there's general admission making
it affordable for you. It's a smaller room than it
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was last time, and it will be a blast. It's
Miss Monster Blest twenty twenty five. We'll pick a new
new lady and h and get to see all the
other girls days. It'll be fun. It'd be a great time.
Welcome back. I'm Ris Rollins along with Angel and Ryan
all here today. Did you see where a NASA decided
to respond to Kim Kardashian for claiming that the nineteen
(17:38):
sixty nine moon landing was a fake. She looked and
sounded exactly like Ambernova. Do it the way she's chilling
Ambers segmentle Ambers bit a bit big truth seeker, Yeah,
try to be a truth seeker. She had some audio
of buzz Aldron and he was like kind of being good.
(18:00):
He was goofing around. He's, oh yeah, sure, yeah, the
moonlanding was fake. He was doing one of those, you know,
being a sarcastic kind of thing, and that was her
her proof that it was fake, even though I mean
we've been to the moon six times. And and but
there are people that that that say the most ridiculous things,
and there are folks that believe him, like the you know,
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like the Earth is flat or we haven't been to
the moon, or but I you know, I saw a
story about this and they talked to like an astronaut
and and they're like, why would NASA respond to him,
freaking Kim Kardashian of all people, And they're like, listen,
just so you know, when you've like risked your life
to go to the moon and then people said and
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someone says, I don't believe you did it, it's really offensive.
It's super offensive when you you've risked your life to
do this, and there are people that dismiss and don't
believe what what actually really happened. And I've never heard
a really good, uh you know, reason why people don't
belie eat it. Uh like like her only her only
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thing was well buzz Aldrin said that in this interview
this time, and he was clearly being sarcastic. I mean,
you know, he punched somebody in the face one time
for saying that he that he didn't go to the moon.
You know, mad as hell about that.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
That's crazy too, because like the going to the moon
kind of was like the feather in the cap of
the whole thing, like we didn't go to the moon. Technically,
Russia was doing way better in the space race than
us as far as went as far as like first went,
like if you look at the list of first, like
we were not doing well, so we had to go
to the moon, and like once you land on the moon,
(19:37):
it's like, well, shut up about everything else that he did,
because we got to the moon first.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Which touchdown.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
So there's an argument to be made that like morale
needed to be up for the country. Did did they
you know, did they fake it to just braise the
morale and kind of shut down the communists?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Well, here's what NASA said, and I said, if anyway
we faked it, Russia would have been all over that
and pointed out pointing out like how we faked it.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
That part of it.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
The other part of it is is that again you start,
if you actually start applying your thought process to to me,
how many people would have to be implicit in this
and agree on this on this lie, Like you can't
get people to agree on and like you anything yeah,
you got guys that are you know, whether they're you know,
in the mob or whatever. I mean, just you got
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guys that can't shut up about keeping secrets, and you're
and we're to agree or or we're to believe that
there's a whole department of people that are all conspiring.
It would take thousands of people to conspire to agree
that they're going to keep this one thing secret.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Go to the like people always like, well we didn't
do the moon landing. We've been to the moon a
bunch of.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Time, six six times with more than just that one time,
right exactly. But then you know there are a portion
of people because Kim Kardashian said it, will believe her,
which is so ridiculous. I mean, I still don't understand
how she has cloud. I know that she did she
like get is she gonna be an attorney now or something?
Though she did get did she passed?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
She was she was bragging she was going to pass
the bargain Sam on the first try?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Did she do it?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
That was her whole thing. That that was the I
thought where you were going with us? But yeah, she
was all bragging and whatever that I'm gonna nail the bar.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
But there's a there's a bunch of dumb lawyers out there,
you know that. That was a very eye opening thing
for me to like, as I was like planning on
being a lawyer, I always assumed they were the smartest.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
People and the riches.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
All of them were wealthy, all of them are rich,
and it's just simply not true. We got some great
lawyers here that come to the station, for sure, but like,
that's not the Like I remember having legal problems and
like using a lawyer that was just a complete moral
and I was like, Okay, well good, we're all just
humans and you were able to pass a test. Fantastic.
I don't think i'd want a Kardashian be my lawyer. No, No,
(21:51):
even though even though her dad was a great lawyer,
I don't think that transfers to you. And she's doing
that thing where she works for a law firm for
so many years and then you can you get to
bypass going to law school that way.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Funny though, are you? Are you guys surprised that NASA
decided they needed to respond to a comment she made
on the Kardashians. It's sort of odd that they would
even give any credibility, you know, because we wouldn't. For me,
I wouldn't know about this story if they had not
responded to what she said on The Kardashians, Like I
wouldn't never have watched the Kardashians. But I guess they
(22:25):
were afraid that there's a portion of people that are
younger that pay attention to her would where.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, I could see where like there's been a bunch
of you know, let's say B or C or your
lower level celebrities, and you're like, Okay, we're not we're
not going to acknowledge that. We're not going to acknowledge that.
But this chick who happens to be a billionaire, and
is she a billionaire?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I thought her sister was.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I think she's damn near close to she's a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
That's just crazy.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, And at some point, you know, you're like, you
know what, Okay, enough is enough? Look ding dong, Yeah,
we've been to the moon six times, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Look ding dong.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Yeah, I mean they're like, I don't know, you hear
Ambernova talk a girl who was born with the internet,
you know, like the facts available to her at any
given moment and she thinks the moon.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
She's she's in the silo, and in the silo, she's
watching stuff, and to her, that silo is telling her
the truth, and it's telling her what she wants to hear.
That the Earth could be flat. This magical wall, I
haven't gone over whatever. What was the magical wallnalls snow wall.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, you can't get over, and there's there's people with
guns on there to make sure you can't get past.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
This goes to and I was gonna mention this when
you were doing your kod segment right because of just
people willing nearly being able. Everyone has a soapbox. Everyone
can do whatever they want and they don't have to
do any research on social media. I'm kind of this
is the first time I've kind of seen something, and
I'm like, man, I think that's where we should go.
(23:56):
If you're going to get on social media and you're
going to talk about you know, finances, relationships, because you
were talking about the new relationship test, if you're going
to talk about all these things, credentials, Yes, yeah, I
believe that now we've.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Found that goes against like freedom of speech, right.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
You can still again, you can still say what you're
gonna say and talk what you're gonna talk.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
But if you're gonna talk credentials, yeah, but if you're.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Going to talk about this to a certain level of
authenticity and knowledge of what you say, it should be.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
A little thing that pops ups says this person has
no degree.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Okay, I think that would make sense. It could either
say has credentials, doesn't have creation. That's yeah, And to
get that you have to.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Have that in everyday life.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Now, like as a non attorney, you're not allowed to
give legal advice, right, which you can get in trouble
for actually giving people legal financial advice.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
People have the same thing.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
So we got people all over social media just you know,
do this, do this, do this, do this, and they
don't have one ounce of credibility or knowledge or schooling
or backing or life experience to back up these claims.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
This this is sort of related and not really kind
of as far as like the whole part about having
a little tagline or whatever. I live in a different area,
so we have I get Tampa news, right, and at
Tampa News, at Tampa commercials, there's like a lawyer that
is there and he's got a commercial where he's driving,
and the whole time it says this scenario did not happen.
(25:23):
That's what they said, This scenario did not happen. It's
the lawyer. He's driving and he sees a dog and
he stops and gets the dog and takes the dog
back to this black family and he gives them the
dog and they're like, oh, so, like he's the hero.
In the entire thing, it says this scenario never happened.
I'm like, well, why would you run that as a commercial?
(25:43):
It makes no it really is. It's the oddest thing, Like,
why why are you showing this thing happening that never happened?
That really has nothing to do with you being an attorney.
The little girl's crying on the front step because she
misses her dog, and he finds the dog and brings it.
In the entire time, it says this never happened, which
(26:03):
should ruin the entire commercial.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Right.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Uh So, but what you're saying there should be like
a little phrase at the bottom of it. On social media,
so a person is not a counselor this person knows
nothing about NASA. You know, Kim Kardashian has no credibility
when it comes to NASA or this. You know, would
people read those things?
Speaker 7 (26:26):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
I mean like every attorney commercial says non attorney spokesperson
or like things like that. So why, I mean, why not?
You can still say whatever you want to say, but
there's gonna be a thing that says you got no credentials,
you're not a financial person. You're not you didn't even
get a high school diplomba somebody else.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
So be what about like RFK, who has no credentials
when it comes to anything to do with we.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Can't do anything about that. He got Yeah he got
appointed to that.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
But what I'm saying like, like, shouldn't should there when
he's given medical advice? Shouldn't we be reminded by the way,
not a doctor, by the way, knows nothing about.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Say Daisy's not a doctor, So how did they all
get him?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That's a very good point, like not really you know,
doesn't really know what they're talking about. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I don't know, but Dan, I don't know. We we like,
we're not journalists. We say that all the time. We're
just an entertainment show. What what do we do? We
get one on us?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Then? Yeah, we do in the beginning show.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, we got the disclosure. That's again, these are totally
our Again for the d head that's texted in it
should be for radio people too, Hey, dumbass, you just
haven't stopped listening to us. You're the biggest complainer of us,
and you can't stop hate listening to us. And yeah,
there is a disclaimer at the beginning of the radio
program that says, hey, and opinions are these things are
(27:48):
of the people on the show. That's their opinion and
their facts. We and we whenever we talk finance, hey,
well we're not financial people. Whenever we talk about any
of these other things, we let it be known, Hey,
this is our opinion.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, yeah, this is not we're we're not.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
We're opinion based nonsense people.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
And we do that well, we say that.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Yeah, we bring out like we talk about law, we
bring on lawyers, we talk about financial stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
We bring on the finance.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Yeah you know what I mean, Like we we we can.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Objecture what is that conjecture?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Conjecture?
Speaker 5 (28:19):
We do a lot of that, but we're just we're
just look at this show like it's your buddies at
a bar talking.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
That's what it's always been a story of the mind,
just thinking outside of the box.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
But like, I find that frustrating.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
We try to put that label on it.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
We kicked the conspiracy hornets nest for texting service and
our YouTube people are like, well, what about Stanley Cooper
got off the cameras for the moon landing?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
And what do you get that?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
That's that room two thirty seven or whatever it is,
like where Stanley Kubrick is involved with filming the moon landing?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
To uh Whitn't he have already given it up? Like,
by the way, guys, I went credit before I die,
didn't I yet?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I think he is okay, I think so yeah. I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
It just seems like what a dumb thing to make
up and keep going for this long. I mean like
in twenty twenty five, if you told me, hey, Gos's
moonland we didn't actually do it, sorry about that, I'd
be like.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Oh, okay, on whatever, right, still got to go to work.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
It didn't really affect me. I want to tell you
whether we did or didn't.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
But like I knew Kardashian didn't get away from Kanye
without being full, Like you've seen what it's like when
somebody's in a relationship and one of them is a
conspiracy nut job, and all of a sudden, maybe that
person isn't that way, And then suddenly they start becoming
that way, and there also starts bounting their conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
We've all seen it.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, so hey another we don't have time. I'll say
this for later. Then this will be a little nugget
a'll used tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Hey, shave your nuggets.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I'll save my nugget for tomorrow. When we come back.
We're gonna play your hot takes and your messages. Easy
to leave the moon. If you're listening to us on
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Speaker 1 (30:36):
Hi shows the time change bothered either of you. They're saying,
a lot of people are bothered by the time tanks.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Day They they've done working already.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I mean, here's here's the thing. It's like, you got
an extra hour of sleep, shouldn't be bothered. But they're saying, just.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Did you get an extra hour?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Though?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Though I didn't it I did. I think my dog
hates it.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Tell you that my dog doesn't know what daylight saying time.
And this is not a very specific schedule, so our
morning routines all messed up.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
They want dinner. Yeah, my dogs went. They're expecting dinner
and it's like, hey, it's only four. You don't get
the dinner t five? Uh and uh, yeah they don't.
They don't like it. Welcome back to the Monsters in
the Morning. We're a radio one oh four point one.
Do we have any hot takes or messages today?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
We do. If you want to be a part of
the show, go to the iHeartRadio app.
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Use the talk back function after you set us as
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on the Monsters after this Little Diddy.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
By the way, speaking of Diddy, Diddy's now got a
job in jail. He's doing laundry.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I want to see Diddy doing laundry.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
I want to see it hot Dake, Hey Russ, I
got a joke for you.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Knock Knock, Luna La Luna tick.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
If you've ever been to the Smithsonian and seen that
tin can they got dangling from the ceiling, I think
they strapped it onto a rocket with ten thousand tons
of thrust and flew it to the freaking moon and
walked around on it lunatic.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Okay, guy went a long way to go. But then
the moon landing people are here. They're they're out in
force on our Texan service. Now the hot takes. Now
the YouTube chat.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Top of the Morning Boys Sport from Jacksonville.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Rush, you had a pretty good point.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
You said, it's hard to believe.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
There's people in the world that don't believe we landed
on the moon.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
And it's I'm not one of those people by no means,
But is it really that far fetched?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
No? I mean, hell, you got people that think if
they went on a date with Daisy they could make
her a good wife. Like hell, you got people.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
That think Ryan Holmes is funny.
Speaker 8 (32:40):
Rust.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
There's idiots out there world.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Okay me you hard hot thing. Good morning, it's Melinda.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Listen, you guys need to stop calling Ryan a Carney.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
He is not a Carnie. He's a Carney.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I liked it by.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Corny like corny, she said, turn. I don't know that
still makes her laugh.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
She's at home laugh. Just if you got it, you
got it. It's funny to make.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Us.
Speaker 9 (33:20):
Yes, Ryan Angel, First of all, welcome back, guys. Great
to hear your stories today. But I do got to
talk to you all about Mayor of Kingstown. It is absolutely,
sincerely the best show on TV. And Ryan, you're sleeping
on Chad Powers. It is really funny. It's so nineties.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Can't do it. It's really fun.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
You know.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I love Taylor Sheraton shows. That's the one Taylor Sheraton show.
I can't get into it. I've tried to try. I
don't know. It's all with Jeremy anyway, Jimmy Renner, Jeremy
Renners in it, and for some reason I can't. I
can't get into it, and I don't know why. I
don't know what's wrong with me.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I heard his latest performance was pretty flat. Hot day.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
A lot of people are talking about this neo robot
domestic service for the home. Yeah, I saw a picture
of it today.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
It's creeping me out.
Speaker 10 (34:19):
Man. Hasn't anybody ever seen Eye robot with Will Smith
in it? Yeah, domestic robot service in your house will
not end well for anybody.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I saw it behind the scenes of them doing the
video for that, and it was a lady that was
doing report. She because by the way, all the stuff
that the robot was doing, there was a guy in
the other room with one of those oculous things on
and he was doing all the movements and then the
voice of the robot was the guy talking. So really,
it's not It's not that great.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yet can have like Indian remote workers.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
It sucks. Yeah, yeah, it sucks. I thought it was
like a real AI robot and I was excited and't
going to get me one, But now I canceled my order. Yeah,
I want my twenty grand back.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
And like, if it's somebody else controlling it, somebody could
like hack it and kill you.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Like strangle you.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well, then there's always that hot take.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Slapping a teammate on the ass has been a thing
forever in sports, but it's gotta be open, palm flat.
If you cup it or grab at any point, it's
no longer an ass slap and U Ryan, I'm gonna
go see the Jacksonville Jaggers game this weekend.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Down other than Jaggers. Hot take some guys, Jeff from
Newsumber to Beach.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
You guys are talking about shaving and cleaning up your beards.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
No shave November, right, right?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So no shave November.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Well rested it last month?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, I got I started early and that, but you know,
everyone seems to like it, and I like it now too,
so I'm good.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, you guys didn't get the joke. It was colonel
like corn.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Because are doing well, Ryan, that was hilarious. Melinda is
awesome because you cook Colonel's.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Everybody else got it except you. Everybody.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It's a little too close to home. I guess.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Hot Take was a monsters dumping dumpsters, Ryan. It's so
funny to talk about, but everybody thinks lawyers are so
smart that you, yeah, you actually summerse yourself in that
world a little bit and you find out they're not
found out the same thing. When my wife became a nurse,
so many lazy nurses out there don't want to smirch
(36:30):
the whole industry, but bowsers anyway, Glenn Powell right in
a creaking nose at that.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Dude about his face.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
It makes a lot of people angry. I don't know
what looking is he looking?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I mean, I don't know. It's a stupid tongue thing.
Look at it. You're never gonna stop looking at it.
Hot take.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
Okay, So if Amber really truly believes that the Earth
is flat and that we did not land on the moon,
she's I mean that that seals the deal with me.
She should be voted off the show one percent. She
is not that entertaining. I already don't listen to the
show when.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
She's all stop it, get out of here.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
That's Ryan's fall.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
He played it down play that. I didn't read the
whole thing. I thought it was gonna we love her.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
It's just mean, you know what, when she goes on
her conspiracy theories, I love it.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Well like it?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, you uh.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Up, buddy, those are the hot Thank you very much.
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It does.
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Breakfast is good.
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Speaker 3 (02:32):
Fellas Mend's in the world go.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Always got to be on your toes because your wives
are out there getting relationship advice in an algorithmic form
on a daily basis.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, what do you mean an algorithm form?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
These ladies are scrolling through the instagrams, through the tiktoks,
and there's a lot of people with a lot of
relationship opinions out there. Okay, and uh, there's a new
thing out there that they're trying to do to test
the men's and it's called the bird test, is the
latest one.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The bird test, The bird test, what's that?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That's where a lady will come to you, uh huh,
and she's she's she's got a plan.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
She comes up to you and she goes, hey, I
just saw a bird, and then she will rate you
and your relationship based on your reaction to this innocuous sounding.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Phrase, I saw a bird.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I saw a bird, And apparently uh you can Uh.
It's this thing called bird theory that goes around TikTok
and and these psychologists have jumped on board too.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
It's supposed to test like if your wife or a.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Girlfriend comes to you and says, I saw a bird,
how do you how they're looking at you? How you react?
Do you dismiss them?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yes? Whatever?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Or are you interested? Or do you do you? How
and how interested?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Are you saw a bird? But I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's just the test going around TikTok right now.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
And I don't want my mens to be confused by this,
all right, Like, and if they're coming to you.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Say and have you seen a bird. Just act like
you're interested.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Nope, I'll be like, yeah, baby, these two goatter.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Now if you say I saw a bigfoot, now I'm interested.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No, But that's it's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You see them bird every day? I say, you know,
I saw a lizard.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
But that's they're supposed to come up to you say
something just so basic and so random.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
And if you're dismissive to them, that apparently they leave you.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I saw a tarantula. Oh really, where was that? That's unusual?
I saw them bird. If you see a bird every.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Day, I don't get birds all right, Birds and bird
watchers to me.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, I see them all the time. They're everywhere.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I don't get birds like you're supposed to act interested
in the bird, right.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I know, there's so crazy to you. But but you
know the little uh, the little garden area that we
have that or whatever. When our guests came over, we
had a play playing on a little uh on our
so nos bird sounds. So when you walked into the
little garden area, hear a bird. There's no birds in there,
but it sounds like birds uh. And it was very impressive.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
I used to play this show for my dog, Like,
if I leave, I just turn this on because obviously
it's me talking and what nonsense.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But we started playing her dog TV.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Like the actual YouTube videos were just a bunch of
squirrels in a park eating, eating, and the dog like,
we'll stop and watch it for like up to ten minutes,
which is pretty pretty, pretty interesting. So if the dog
told me she saw a bird, I'd be like, okay,
but I have I'm becoming an old man.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, I don't, really, I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I don't like it because I did that not a
bird test, but like I sat outside Saturday afternoon and
just watched squirrels for like an extended period of time.
Like I was getting reel into like we had little
baby squirrels that like, uh, and I didn't know this
squirrels eat pine cones.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Did not know that.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I didn't know these two little squirrels were fighting over
a pine cone. And I just found this to be fascinating.
I was out there for forty five minutes. My wife
was like trying to find me.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
She's like, what are you doing. I'm like, I'm watching
these squirrels. It's actually pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
She's like, you are a dumb old man now, and
I'm okay with that. I don't I don't know what
it was.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I went and put out granola for him.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Over the weekend, I've just been like just watching these squirrels,
just like letting life happen, you know, And it's it's
it's a new phenomenon for me because normally I'm playing
video games or doing something to entertain my mind. But
I just watching these squirrels. And I've seen old men
do this, something about men where we just hit a
certain age, we just start staring off into the distance.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I don't think you do. I think you could night
it all you want. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Ianne Pepper down to keep the squirrels away from me.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh, you don't want the squirrel The squirrels animals. I
like watching them. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
You don't ever find yourself, angel, You just just every
now and then you're just off and just staring off
into the hands on hips, just looking off, and your
wife will be like, what are you looking at you?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I don't know, you look like alone. But dudes do it.
I've seen it happen. There's something about.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Being an old man getting older where you're just like
you just start staring staring at stuff, which.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Is a what are you staring at?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Staring at perceived idea that wow, Ryot's thinking of something deep.
Meanwhile he's over the line, look at these baby squirrel.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah I'm not. I'm not, And that's that's just how
it is.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
And then I I I I've partaken new things now
where it used to be like, oh, that's cool, what
what kind of cool car do you have?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Or whatever.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I got invited by my neighbors to a pizza party.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, but it was a.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Pizza party where they they built their own pizza oven
in their backyard.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's badass.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
It was badass.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
And I spent the better part of forty five minutes
having them break down how they built this thing and
that that's just where I'm at in life.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And I was super fascinated by it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And I'm afraid if I got that, I would just
get fatter and fatter though, because I mean, you can't
just eat a little pizza, but buddy, it's like something,
I just have one slice of pizza. Shut up.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
My name my neighbor Anne Marie.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
She's like she should be a Martha Stewart type of person.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I mean, I go over there.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
They had like an outside area, a spread like with
like like ancy plates everything to like our own pizzaful,
and it was like the greatest day I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Like what fire pizza?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
But the funny thing, And so I just have a
lot of questions because I'm like, wait, you can just
like they're like, it's a kit that we bought, and
then they built it on top of like an old
fountain that they had, so they kind of had the
bottom structure there and then they build like you know,
did the cement on top with their hands and built
this damn And I just look at that and go,
(08:29):
I think my dad, who could like build stuff and
do electric stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
My mom can't even do it.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I just look at that thing, and it's just like
I would have to pay somebody to come and do
that because it would just either never get built or
get half built, which I have so many half done
projects around my house is ridiculous. But the pizza thing
was so cool. But the problem is, like you have
to eat a lot of pizza.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, like how much?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I mean no, but don't you're talking like pizza that
comes out is like a five hundred dollars pizza a while.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Wouldn't you venture into cooking and see what other things?
I know it's a wood fire pizza oven, but wouldn't
you venture out to see what other you can cook
other things?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Talking about how they made wings and stuff in it.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, I know buddy mine who did who had one?
When a pizza place downtown where I was DJ and
they had built one and he we did a roach
and pork shoulder in one one night it was and
it came out absolutely delicious.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah, and it was just like I was like, man,
you guys are the coolest people ever.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Just with your own little yourself built pizza oven.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Angel there like an attachment or something where we can
make the big green egg into a pizza oven.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Already kind of is you just need the uh, the
the thing that goes to grill, that goes with a grill,
so you could, Yeah, you could totally cook pizzas in
the BG absolutely.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
I gotta upgrade my cooking game, man, because we've been
we've been eating microwave food for the better part of.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Like three years now, and then your microwave broke.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
We got a new one.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You need a big green egg man. I' telling you
it's the deal.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
You wouldn't do it, though, but I think, like you
find it's too much work.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Pizza and I walked now that I've had my neighbor's
amazing pizza.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
By the way, every pizza that we she popped out
of there was fan damn tastic, right, and then Crispy Crispy.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Uh well, the first she had two versions.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
So she made her own dough because she's again a
Martha Stewart person, and she had that.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But then aldi you can get dough.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
They had dough that was like jalapeno pizza dough. Fantastic.
This somewhere, I'm a fo.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I just remember Rodney the Gaate Hunter. By the way,
I shout out to Rodney. It was his birthday. Rodney
and I went to his house one time and he
got a pizza of it and he made all that
fresh pizza. And it was like, well, all we're doing
is eating pizza. I'm getting fatter just being here.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It's so good though, it's so scrumpted.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
But I found we do the same thing that we
do around a grill when somebody's grilling hot dogs. We're
like looking in the pizza and I'm I'm like, I
think you gotta turn it more like and I'm like,
I used to work at a pizza restaurant. I'd be like,
I could give you some tips on how to do this.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You can do all of this with a pizza bazazz
just so you know.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
The pizza you can't. You can go raw dough.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
I don't mind raw dog and a pizza, but before
it is the same thing a.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Brick as a brick oven pizza not as good, but I.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Mean it's it's still for you.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I just like, I feel like I'm really appreciative.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
But they had us over and we have these amazing pizzas,
but they kind of ruined pizza for me. Like I
want to be like it would it be weird to
call them up and be like, Hey, you can't you can't.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Can I borrow your pizza off?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Just go to their backyard they're down the street for me.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
The one, hey can you make me just throw in
a you know, a pepperon no.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Like once a week and be like, hey, are you guys?
Are you guys already making pizza?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
If you're making pizza, I'll give me a couple of bucks.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
If you're making a pizza would make me one, exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I don't think that, because that's how I would look
at it. I would get for these friends. They live
next door.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Oh okay, they're not real friends yet, They're just like
you just met him.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Well, they're friends. They invited us to pizza time, But.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Are they pizza friends like pizza order pizza Fred?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Have they been to your place and you've off extended
your pool to them?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah, you guys have met them. It's the cool neighbor
with the jeep and everything. Okay, so like, but honestly,
I kind of now want to stit outside.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I just realized what he did russ up us out.
This is a slow roll by your good play. So
he talks about it today, makes it a topic. We
know that they listen, and then now they're gonna be like, oh.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Nice, it's worse than that.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
I'm now like, I'm gonna bring my dog out back more,
just to like see if I can smell the pizza
pizza and just kind of peep over Wilson style like.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Pizza. You know what Publix makes that pizza dough too. Yeah,
there's a couple of places they go to publics bakery.
They'll they'll get the pizza dough.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
All right.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Well, look, I did not know there was this whole
cottage industry of like make your own pizza.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
So it's fire, so they have to start. It's not
like it's not plugged in something.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
So they got like coals that they're keep warm and
do the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
It was like, I've never wanted so bad that I
would only use one.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
You're gonna use it once and you can be No,
that's so much work for one pizza.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I need the neighbors to like make pizza. I was
trying to talk them into it.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I'm like, you, guys know you could do like an
uber eat situation.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yourself my house as a food truck kind of thing,
and make some money on the side with your pizza.
I'm just saying I could come up with some some
kind of branding for you.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
But I don't know, man. I think that's my new thing.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
I think I'm gonna get it, Uh, get the pizza.
I've never wanted something so quickly so badly.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You always do, you want this is within, this is
within my bug. I want this computer, I want this,
I want that the oculus I want that. There's all
kinds of weird stuff you want and you get it
and you're getting bored with it. Yeah, but this is
this is like bored with this?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Uh, your glasses porn wasn't as good as I thought
it was.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You wre in Germany. You got like there's always something.
How does your wife deal with you? Mike? God, there's
always some sort of thing you gotta have and gotta
have it.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
You want to come over for pizza time.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I was just going to say, listen, I know that
you would have that, and I know that I would.
I could potentially end up using it more than you would.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Because.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh yeah, he's calling over some pizza. Cook me up,
put it right beside your plastic bar. Your plastic bar
will melts?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Make me?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Do?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
You guys make me sound like I'm a Carney and
I'm just simply not.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
What are you doing on the weekends? Sell cattle corn?
That's what a carneye does?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
But if I could get a brick o and pizza
out there, But if I made pizza for people, like
on the fly, like I was surprised how fast it
cooked the pizzas too, Like it got it out.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
There fast, fast, fast.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Kettle corn pizza.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh, I think I'm I hit them up later today.
I don't know. Maybe I don't know. Next house I buy,
I don't have a pizza oven. I don't know. It'll
be fine. And I'm gonna use that mortgage guy down.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
From that mortgage guy down dot com, I saw him
at the roast of the news junkie. He's gonna and honestly,
over the weekend, I was thinking about buying and get
getting rid of the hound. So it's kind of tired
of his house. So I'm like, hey, Don, it's a
good time to buy in the market right now. And
he sent me back he's off. He sent me a
long message breaking down the market, and he was like, basically, yeah,
(15:28):
now it's a great time to get a house.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
So if you want to talk.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
That mortgage guy down, the mortgage guy down dot com,
don't miss the boat. Compare your quote with that mortgage guy.
Don got a thousand and five star Google reviews and
the small business loans. Maybe I can get a loan
start my own pizza company in my backyard.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
We'll see how it goes, and so it shall be
all right.
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Welcome back. I'm Ris Rollins along with Angel and Ryan
all here today. Did you see where a NASA decided
to respond to Kim Kardashian for claiming that the nineteen
(17:38):
sixty nine moon landing was a fake. She looked and
sounded exactly like Ambernova. Do it the way she's chilling
Ambers segmentle Ambers bit a bit big truth seeker, Yeah,
try to be a truth seeker. She had some audio
of buzz Aldron and he was like kind of being good.
(18:00):
He was goofing around. He's, oh yeah, sure, yeah, the
moonlanding was fake. He was doing one of those, you know,
being a sarcastic kind of thing, and that was her
her proof that it was fake, even though I mean
we've been to the moon six times. And and but
there are people that that that say the most ridiculous things,
and there are folks that believe him, like the you know,
(18:21):
like the Earth is flat or we haven't been to
the moon, or but I you know, I saw a
story about this and they talked to like an astronaut
and and they're like, why would NASA respond to him,
freaking Kim Kardashian of all people, And they're like, listen,
just so you know, when you've like risked your life
to go to the moon and then people said and
(18:41):
someone says, I don't believe you did it, it's really offensive.
It's super offensive when you you've risked your life to
do this, and there are people that dismiss and don't
believe what what actually really happened. And I've never heard
a really good, uh you know, reason why people don't
belie eat it. Uh like like her only her only
(19:04):
thing was well buzz Aldrin said that in this interview
this time, and he was clearly being sarcastic. I mean,
you know, he punched somebody in the face one time
for saying that he that he didn't go to the moon.
You know, mad as hell about that.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
That's crazy too, because like the going to the moon
kind of was like the feather in the cap of
the whole thing, like we didn't go to the moon. Technically,
Russia was doing way better in the space race than
us as far as went as far as like first went,
like if you look at the list of first, like
we were not doing well, so we had to go
to the moon, and like once you land on the moon,
(19:37):
it's like, well, shut up about everything else that he did,
because we got to the moon first.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Which touchdown.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
So there's an argument to be made that like morale
needed to be up for the country. Did did they
you know, did they fake it to just braise the
morale and kind of shut down the communists?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Well, here's what NASA said, and I said, if anyway
we faked it, Russia would have been all over that
and pointed out pointing out like how we faked it.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
That part of it.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
The other part of it is is that again you start,
if you actually start applying your thought process to to me,
how many people would have to be implicit in this
and agree on this on this lie, Like you can't
get people to agree on and like you anything yeah,
you got guys that are you know, whether they're you know,
in the mob or whatever. I mean, just you got
(20:22):
guys that can't shut up about keeping secrets, and you're
and we're to agree or or we're to believe that
there's a whole department of people that are all conspiring.
It would take thousands of people to conspire to agree
that they're going to keep this one thing secret.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Go to the like people always like, well we didn't
do the moon landing. We've been to the moon a
bunch of.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Time, six six times with more than just that one time,
right exactly. But then you know there are a portion
of people because Kim Kardashian said it, will believe her,
which is so ridiculous. I mean, I still don't understand
how she has cloud. I know that she did she
like get is she gonna be an attorney now or something?
Though she did get did she passed?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
She was she was bragging she was going to pass
the bargain Sam on the first try?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Did she do it?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
That was her whole thing. That that was the I
thought where you were going with us? But yeah, she
was all bragging and whatever that I'm gonna nail the bar.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
But there's a there's a bunch of dumb lawyers out there,
you know that. That was a very eye opening thing
for me to like, as I was like planning on
being a lawyer, I always assumed they were the smartest.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
People and the riches.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
All of them were wealthy, all of them are rich,
and it's just simply not true. We got some great
lawyers here that come to the station, for sure, but like,
that's not the Like I remember having legal problems and
like using a lawyer that was just a complete moral
and I was like, Okay, well good, we're all just
humans and you were able to pass a test. Fantastic.
I don't think i'd want a Kardashian be my lawyer. No, No,
(21:51):
even though even though her dad was a great lawyer,
I don't think that transfers to you. And she's doing
that thing where she works for a law firm for
so many years and then you can you get to
bypass going to law school that way.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Funny though, are you? Are you guys surprised that NASA
decided they needed to respond to a comment she made
on the Kardashians. It's sort of odd that they would
even give any credibility, you know, because we wouldn't. For me,
I wouldn't know about this story if they had not
responded to what she said on The Kardashians, Like I
wouldn't never have watched the Kardashians. But I guess they
(22:25):
were afraid that there's a portion of people that are
younger that pay attention to her would where.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, I could see where like there's been a bunch
of you know, let's say B or C or your
lower level celebrities, and you're like, Okay, we're not we're
not going to acknowledge that. We're not going to acknowledge that.
But this chick who happens to be a billionaire, and
is she a billionaire?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I thought her sister was.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I think she's damn near close to she's a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
That's just crazy.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, And at some point, you know, you're like, you
know what, Okay, enough is enough? Look ding dong, Yeah,
we've been to the moon six times, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Look ding dong.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Yeah, I mean they're like, I don't know, you hear
Ambernova talk a girl who was born with the internet,
you know, like the facts available to her at any
given moment and she thinks the moon.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
She's she's in the silo, and in the silo, she's
watching stuff, and to her, that silo is telling her
the truth, and it's telling her what she wants to hear.
That the Earth could be flat. This magical wall, I
haven't gone over whatever. What was the magical wallnalls snow wall.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, you can't get over, and there's there's people with
guns on there to make sure you can't get past.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
This goes to and I was gonna mention this when
you were doing your kod segment right because of just
people willing nearly being able. Everyone has a soapbox. Everyone
can do whatever they want and they don't have to
do any research on social media. I'm kind of this
is the first time I've kind of seen something, and
I'm like, man, I think that's where we should go.
(23:56):
If you're going to get on social media and you're
going to talk about you know, finances, relationships, because you
were talking about the new relationship test, if you're going
to talk about all these things, credentials, Yes, yeah, I
believe that now we've.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Found that goes against like freedom of speech, right.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
You can still again, you can still say what you're
gonna say and talk what you're gonna talk.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
But if you're gonna talk credentials, yeah, but if you're.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Going to talk about this to a certain level of
authenticity and knowledge of what you say, it should be.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
A little thing that pops ups says this person has
no degree.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Okay, I think that would make sense. It could either
say has credentials, doesn't have creation. That's yeah, And to
get that you have to.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Have that in everyday life.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Now, like as a non attorney, you're not allowed to
give legal advice, right, which you can get in trouble
for actually giving people legal financial advice.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
People have the same thing.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
So we got people all over social media just you know,
do this, do this, do this, do this, and they
don't have one ounce of credibility or knowledge or schooling
or backing or life experience to back up these claims.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
This this is sort of related and not really kind
of as far as like the whole part about having
a little tagline or whatever. I live in a different area,
so we have I get Tampa news, right, and at
Tampa News, at Tampa commercials, there's like a lawyer that
is there and he's got a commercial where he's driving,
and the whole time it says this scenario did not happen.
(25:23):
That's what they said, This scenario did not happen. It's
the lawyer. He's driving and he sees a dog and
he stops and gets the dog and takes the dog
back to this black family and he gives them the
dog and they're like, oh, so, like he's the hero.
In the entire thing, it says this scenario never happened.
I'm like, well, why would you run that as a commercial?
(25:43):
It makes no it really is. It's the oddest thing, Like,
why why are you showing this thing happening that never happened?
That really has nothing to do with you being an attorney.
The little girl's crying on the front step because she
misses her dog, and he finds the dog and brings it.
In the entire time, it says this never happened, which
(26:03):
should ruin the entire commercial.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Right.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Uh So, but what you're saying there should be like
a little phrase at the bottom of it. On social media,
so a person is not a counselor this person knows
nothing about NASA. You know, Kim Kardashian has no credibility
when it comes to NASA or this. You know, would
people read those things?
Speaker 7 (26:26):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
I mean like every attorney commercial says non attorney spokesperson
or like things like that. So why, I mean, why not?
You can still say whatever you want to say, but
there's gonna be a thing that says you got no credentials,
you're not a financial person. You're not you didn't even
get a high school diplomba somebody else.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
So be what about like RFK, who has no credentials
when it comes to anything to do with we.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Can't do anything about that. He got Yeah he got
appointed to that.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
But what I'm saying like, like, shouldn't should there when
he's given medical advice? Shouldn't we be reminded by the way,
not a doctor, by the way, knows nothing about.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Say Daisy's not a doctor, So how did they all
get him?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That's a very good point, like not really you know,
doesn't really know what they're talking about. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I don't know, but Dan, I don't know. We we like,
we're not journalists. We say that all the time. We're
just an entertainment show. What what do we do? We
get one on us?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Then? Yeah, we do in the beginning show.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, we got the disclosure. That's again, these are totally
our Again for the d head that's texted in it
should be for radio people too, Hey, dumbass, you just
haven't stopped listening to us. You're the biggest complainer of us,
and you can't stop hate listening to us. And yeah,
there is a disclaimer at the beginning of the radio
program that says, hey, and opinions are these things are
(27:48):
of the people on the show. That's their opinion and
their facts. We and we whenever we talk finance, hey,
well we're not financial people. Whenever we talk about any
of these other things, we let it be known, Hey,
this is our opinion.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, yeah, this is not we're we're not.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
We're opinion based nonsense people.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
And we do that well, we say that.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Yeah, we bring out like we talk about law, we
bring on lawyers, we talk about financial stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
We bring on the finance.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Yeah you know what I mean, Like we we we can.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Objecture what is that conjecture?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Conjecture?
Speaker 5 (28:19):
We do a lot of that, but we're just we're
just look at this show like it's your buddies at
a bar talking.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
That's what it's always been a story of the mind,
just thinking outside of the box.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
But like, I find that frustrating.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
We try to put that label on it.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
We kicked the conspiracy hornets nest for texting service and
our YouTube people are like, well, what about Stanley Cooper
got off the cameras for the moon landing?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
And what do you get that?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
That's that room two thirty seven or whatever it is,
like where Stanley Kubrick is involved with filming the moon landing?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
To uh Whitn't he have already given it up? Like,
by the way, guys, I went credit before I die,
didn't I yet?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I think he is okay, I think so yeah. I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
It just seems like what a dumb thing to make
up and keep going for this long. I mean like
in twenty twenty five, if you told me, hey, Gos's
moonland we didn't actually do it, sorry about that, I'd
be like.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Oh, okay, on whatever, right, still got to go to work.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
It didn't really affect me. I want to tell you
whether we did or didn't.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
But like I knew Kardashian didn't get away from Kanye
without being full, Like you've seen what it's like when
somebody's in a relationship and one of them is a
conspiracy nut job, and all of a sudden, maybe that
person isn't that way, And then suddenly they start becoming
that way, and there also starts bounting their conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
We've all seen it.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, so hey another we don't have time. I'll say
this for later. Then this will be a little nugget
a'll used tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Hey, shave your nuggets.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I'll save my nugget for tomorrow. When we come back.
We're gonna play your hot takes and your messages. Easy
to leave the moon. If you're listening to us on
the iHeartRadio app, you'll see the microphone. Just click on
that and leave us a message, Leave us a hot take,
it could be a question, whatever you got. Leave those
and we'll play them next. You're listening to the Match
of the morning.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
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Speaker 1 (30:36):
Hi shows the time change bothered either of you. They're saying,
a lot of people are bothered by the time tanks.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Day They they've done working already.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I mean, here's here's the thing. It's like, you got
an extra hour of sleep, shouldn't be bothered. But they're saying, just.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Did you get an extra hour?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Though?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Though I didn't it I did. I think my dog
hates it.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Tell you that my dog doesn't know what daylight saying time.
And this is not a very specific schedule, so our
morning routines all messed up.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
They want dinner. Yeah, my dogs went. They're expecting dinner
and it's like, hey, it's only four. You don't get
the dinner t five? Uh and uh, yeah they don't.
They don't like it. Welcome back to the Monsters in
the Morning. We're a radio one oh four point one.
Do we have any hot takes or messages today?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
We do. If you want to be a part of
the show, go to the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Use the talk back function after you set us as
the number one pre set and you can hear stuff
on the Monsters after this Little Diddy.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
By the way, speaking of Diddy, Diddy's now got a
job in jail. He's doing laundry.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I want to see Diddy doing laundry.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
I want to see it hot Dake, Hey Russ, I
got a joke for you.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Knock Knock, Luna La Luna tick.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
If you've ever been to the Smithsonian and seen that
tin can they got dangling from the ceiling, I think
they strapped it onto a rocket with ten thousand tons
of thrust and flew it to the freaking moon and
walked around on it lunatic.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Okay, guy went a long way to go. But then
the moon landing people are here. They're they're out in
force on our Texan service. Now the hot takes. Now
the YouTube chat.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Top of the Morning Boys Sport from Jacksonville.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Rush, you had a pretty good point.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
You said, it's hard to believe.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
There's people in the world that don't believe we landed
on the moon.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
And it's I'm not one of those people by no means,
But is it really that far fetched?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
No? I mean, hell, you got people that think if
they went on a date with Daisy they could make
her a good wife. Like hell, you got people.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
That think Ryan Holmes is funny.
Speaker 8 (32:40):
Rust.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
There's idiots out there world.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Okay me you hard hot thing. Good morning, it's Melinda.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Listen, you guys need to stop calling Ryan a Carney.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
He is not a Carnie. He's a Carney.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I liked it by.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Corny like corny, she said, turn. I don't know that
still makes her laugh.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
She's at home laugh. Just if you got it, you
got it. It's funny to make.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Us.
Speaker 9 (33:20):
Yes, Ryan Angel, First of all, welcome back, guys. Great
to hear your stories today. But I do got to
talk to you all about Mayor of Kingstown. It is absolutely,
sincerely the best show on TV. And Ryan, you're sleeping
on Chad Powers. It is really funny. It's so nineties.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Can't do it. It's really fun.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
You know.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I love Taylor Sheraton shows. That's the one Taylor Sheraton show.
I can't get into it. I've tried to try. I
don't know. It's all with Jeremy anyway, Jimmy Renner, Jeremy
Renners in it, and for some reason I can't. I
can't get into it, and I don't know why. I
don't know what's wrong with me.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I heard his latest performance was pretty flat. Hot day.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
A lot of people are talking about this neo robot
domestic service for the home. Yeah, I saw a picture
of it today.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
It's creeping me out.
Speaker 10 (34:19):
Man. Hasn't anybody ever seen Eye robot with Will Smith
in it? Yeah, domestic robot service in your house will
not end well for anybody.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I saw it behind the scenes of them doing the
video for that, and it was a lady that was
doing report. She because by the way, all the stuff
that the robot was doing, there was a guy in
the other room with one of those oculous things on
and he was doing all the movements and then the
voice of the robot was the guy talking. So really,
it's not It's not that great.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yet can have like Indian remote workers.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
It sucks. Yeah, yeah, it sucks. I thought it was
like a real AI robot and I was excited and't
going to get me one, But now I canceled my order. Yeah,
I want my twenty grand back.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
And like, if it's somebody else controlling it, somebody could
like hack it and kill you.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Like strangle you.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well, then there's always that hot take.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Slapping a teammate on the ass has been a thing
forever in sports, but it's gotta be open, palm flat.
If you cup it or grab at any point, it's
no longer an ass slap and U Ryan, I'm gonna
go see the Jacksonville Jaggers game this weekend.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Down other than Jaggers. Hot take some guys, Jeff from
Newsumber to Beach.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
You guys are talking about shaving and cleaning up your beards.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
No shave November, right, right?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So no shave November.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Well rested it last month?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, I got I started early and that, but you know,
everyone seems to like it, and I like it now too,
so I'm good.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, you guys didn't get the joke. It was colonel
like corn.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Because are doing well, Ryan, that was hilarious. Melinda is
awesome because you cook Colonel's.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Everybody else got it except you. Everybody.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It's a little too close to home. I guess.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Hot Take was a monsters dumping dumpsters, Ryan. It's so
funny to talk about, but everybody thinks lawyers are so
smart that you, yeah, you actually summerse yourself in that
world a little bit and you find out they're not
found out the same thing. When my wife became a nurse,
so many lazy nurses out there don't want to smirch
(36:30):
the whole industry, but bowsers anyway, Glenn Powell right in
a creaking nose at that.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Dude about his face.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
It makes a lot of people angry. I don't know
what looking is he looking?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I mean, I don't know. It's a stupid tongue thing.
Look at it. You're never gonna stop looking at it.
Hot take.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
Okay, So if Amber really truly believes that the Earth
is flat and that we did not land on the moon,
she's I mean that that seals the deal with me.
She should be voted off the show one percent. She
is not that entertaining. I already don't listen to the
show when.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
She's all stop it, get out of here.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
That's Ryan's fall.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
He played it down play that. I didn't read the
whole thing. I thought it was gonna we love her.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
It's just mean, you know what, when she goes on
her conspiracy theories, I love it.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Well like it?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, you uh.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Up, buddy, those are the hot Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Hey, I want to remind you that if you want
to get your tickets for Miss Monster Burless twenty twenty five,
we're gonna be at the Abbey on December the fifth.
Tickets are now available, grabbing why you can, because when
it sells out, it'll be done. This is our last
big event of the year and we're gonna throw down.
It's gonna be fun, uh performing that night special feature
by Angelique the Dancing Queen and Bernova, Daisy del Toro,
(37:53):
Miss Monster Burlesque, bb Caliber and five new competitors who
want to be the next Miss Monster Burless. Of course,
all the Felts are gonna be there. It's gonna be
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That's real radiomonsters dot com. And today I will be
on the four oh seven on Fox thirty five with
mar Lisa Goldsmith. So if you want to watch TV
and this eternoon round four, I'll be there. Say hi,
(38:14):
what you got?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Hi? You gave me up on any social media platform
It's official angel Email me angel at Radio dot FM.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
How about you?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Right?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Check out my new puppet show, Burton Kearney.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Alright, stay dude for the news jockey right after the
Monster within at three o'clock it is Jim Colbert Show.
We're back tomorrow to do our thing from Angel and
Ryan and the leader this mess up, Mary man Russ
a lot of the world to his luck. Rollway, guys,
thank you so much for listening. We ain't gotta go home.
We gotta hell off out of here.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
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