October 14, 2025 • 38 mins
TUESDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness appeals to Russ to put him on the board. It's National Ryan Day. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hey, guys.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
On Thursday, Monsters, we'll be live in Daytona back to
Daytona Harley Davidson. I haven't been in so long. I'm
so looking forward to it. Man. The place is awesome.
It's a I mean, it's a complex. It really is cool.
As as Teddy Morris's Dayton and Harley Davidson used to
be Bruce ross Myers and now it's Teddy Morris is
Dayton and Harley Davidson. We'll be there doing a live
(00:31):
show from six to eleven, kicking off Bike tober Fest
this Thursday. If you are welcome to come out take photos.
Say hi, we're doing a live show there and angel
like hundreds of bikes right in front of us, right and.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
We're gonna be broadcasting like in the pavilion, and right
in front of us, a little bit less than four
hundred motorcycles that are available for sale are gonna be there.
It's gonna be an interesting broadcast for us US because
we're like stage right, and then right to the left
of us is the whole sales force is gonna be
on stage with us as well doing work.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So well, well, I have a little good luck, guys
and we're allowed to obnoxious. You invited us, so don't
expect us to calm down.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No, no, no, they want all that, they want all
of it. They want us to go up there and
do what we do and everything. But some really really
beautiful motorcycles out there, and they got some r vs
out there as well.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, they've got a bunch of stuff going on on
the whole, all.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Of the property, music and bands playing throughout the day,
different food trucks and whatnot, you know, and then obviously
all the traditional vendors that you would see at at
a bike event, so you know, you can get your
cool leather vests and stuff and patches and chaps.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
You know, if you're in the chaps.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Then they got them in double X.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I think so double X, you fool.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
All right, welcome back. I'm ros with Angel and Angeline
the Danzi Clean and now it's time for the King
of Denmark. Right Holmes megas daily proclamation, Boom boom.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Choo tagging away man tas time station.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Let's allways.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Winner, Keep dead Mark brought to you. Buy that mortgage guy.
Don from that mortgage guy, don don't come. Luck is
when preparation meets opportunity, Angel.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Look at you.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Somebody said that once.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Somebody said that, I'm a big believer in that. People
always like Ryan, how'd you get your job on the Monsters?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
I spent years for no reason, learning a lot of
editing programs and doing a lot of stupid stuff on
my computer, plus doing comedy, plus doing all this other stuff.
So when this job became available, if so fact, though
I had all the skill sets for it, it worked out.
Now I've been presented Angel with another another opportunity.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Heck, yeah, A lot of you and you guys know
that Russ has a charity.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
He is the Carla Ka Cancer Foundation, Cancer Screening Fun,
Cancer Screening Fun.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You even say it, right, Carla, the Carla.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Kay Cancer Screening Fun.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
The k k CEE s F as everybody does. Hey,
there you go, And Russ famously asked.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I asked him if I could be on the board
a long time ago. I said, because you know, I
knew Carla, I would you mat her twice better?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Several times? Yeah, several times I Wouldn't you know?
Speaker 7 (03:48):
From the beginning, you've asked to be on the board.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
I videoed the funeral. I've done a lot of you
keep on sir over there, you keep on shirping, and
and Russ said, no, you can't be on the board.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Well, which I thought was a little unfair.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
That was unfair too. Yeah, I always want to be
on a board.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
If I'm a big, big time local celebrity, Ryan Holmes,
I gotta be on boards, right, Ray Trendley's on a
lot of different boards.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Ray's a serious dude.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
He's a scalty wag Miami Dolphins fan to me, but
he's a serious dude.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I mean, you could understand where Russ would be like
looking at you.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
And everybody carpet, Yeah, everybody, Yeah, compartmentalizes parts of themselves, right,
But you could get what I was saying though.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You could understand whe Russ would look at you and
be like, he's not a serious person.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Russ only knows me a serious cartoon land Ryan.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
You know, like, when I'm in here, this isn't this
isn't the Ryan at home, This isn't necessarily the Ryan
who's a business business, venture capitalist.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Plenty of times outside of the confines of those four
walls that you could have had serious conversations.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Do you recall any of them?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I want to talk to him after I talked to
him for five hours all day long. My god, the worst.
I won't even get the elevator with them.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I've seen this lever right HiT's this the stairwell Ruskin's television.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I'm done when I'm done talking to you guys.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
I'm done, like I'm done for the day. I need,
I need, I need almost twenty four hours to reload.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You're assuming we're jumping to talk to you too.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
People left talking to me, but I can't help. But
notice Russ last segment. I mean you said, you said
you you, uh, you need somebody to do the website.
You lost your website.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I just got a text last night when I was
going to bed. Good afternoon everyone, My friend who was
doing the website can no longer continue to service it.
Does anyone know of someone who would be willing to
donate their time or talent?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And I said, well, we can also pay for it,
and we've you know, we've got funds. But you know,
but yeah, and now I just went to the website
and it's not up. So I don't know what. Oh,
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Well, well, I got good news for you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Part of one of my many skills in life is
website creation.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Red So you're willing to donate your time.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
No, but I'm willing to trade trade what I will
do your website. But this is like this gambling could
be on the board. No, Carla k cancer screening fun.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You don't get on the board because no website.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Websites are expensive to maintain and then a webmite to make.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Them and to keep them up and running. It's a
big part. I know you got your new deal with
doctor sat dating and and.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Ryan he sees you every day, so happens and you updated.
Then you are right here, Russ. Ryan is right here
in front of your field pace every single.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Netherlands.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
You wanted me to come in and you were waiting.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You missed me.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You got to something.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Why does it sound like she's trying to get her
revenge the last live broadcast at puddle Jumpers where you
were messing with her.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, I know what she's doing, her game.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
I thoroughly enjoyed all the attention.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Listen. That doesn't mean you to be on the board.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Here's the other part of it. I don't know where
this guy is talking about.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
What web to sign off. That's the last thing you
want to do to be held accountable for another gig.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah, you know, but I can do it here during
the break.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Boy, you could do it while you're supposed to be
doing show.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Just so you know. With doctor Sashandina, there are specific
things that have to be put up in video and stuff,
and it has to be exactly the way that she
wants to Like medical this is yeah, medical jargon has
got to be all okay, saying is I need a professional.
I need someone who knows what they're doing.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I'm constantly jargon it. Okay, like I'm great at jargon.
I'll get it run, I'll run it by. I got
a lawyer friend who's also on a lot of boards
law and you know.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
What, I can also help with the medical stuff, so
I can be on the board.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
You can be on the board.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Look, look, Russ, you have two people that are willing
to help you give their time.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Look at all this help You're.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You do anything. You're you're laying around the world.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Time there's twenty seven hours, and listen, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Ry Ryan will irritate me because he won't do things quickly.
He'll wait and wait, he'll take forever, and I'll be
angry with me. You'll be angry all the time.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
You'll have a webmaster in front of your face for
five hours that I can cut, go in and type
and TUPI dup and due, put in all that jargon.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Look at that s J media and our YouTube chat.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Russ cannot afford a proper webmaster at the standard price.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
This is what he does. By the way, forty five
hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Forty five hundred dollars a month is consistent work twenty
four to seven.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
You're right, you can't. That's that's expensive. So throw me
on the board.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Make me an official board member of the Karla k
Cancer Screening Fund.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You finally said it right once, and.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
I will be your webmaster with my also board member partner,
Angelique Martinez.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Yeah, and it would be so great. I mean, we
already show up to the fundraising. You already have us there.
We are already basically a part of it. That's all
it is is a name on a piece of paper
showing that we are on the board. You have to help,
you have to honor your sister. We've done this.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I have to fire other people in order.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
To do what you can add more people, more people
on the board.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I thought I had to fire something really really just
giving out board. Uh, you know, I want to be
at the board, but I want to be the official
party planner.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Okay, you can be the official DJ, the on the board.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah, you can be the kk C s F d J.
You can't, you keep I have to do it on
my hands. I remember how there we go, So there
we go, board members, you gotta do I mean.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
I mean, Russ, I already was thinking about how I
am so.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Not listening to anything you're saying. Angela, that's the.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Seat of my car, a bed so that I can
just fit more into the day and I don't have
to go home to sleep. I just thought, so, I
mean this way, you know. No, actually that's a wait,
that's an actual, real thought, actually real thought on that.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
So, Russ, I mean forty dollars a month for a webmaster.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
But it didn't cost forty.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
You lost your web person. That's because he's too busy.
These people are in hot demand.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Listen, I do our website, you know, but I don't
want to know that.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
So we're not wanting to do that for.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I don't want another website to have to take care
of is the thing? Okay, I already do enough stuff
as it is.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What's that ress?
Speaker 6 (10:44):
I would love to become on the board the Carla
K Answer Screening Fund, and I promise I will not
secession you.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
I will not.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh you're gonna want to be the president at some point? No, no, no, no,
I just want to be on.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I just want to be part of it, you know.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
I just want to get you, get my foot in
the door of the ball, do you know what I mean,
and just hang out and help and come to meetings.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You'll try to overthrow everything.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I would never do that to your Rus. I would
never do that. I am the eldest boy. Go all right,
come on, Russ, come on, just say it.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Say it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, I'm not going to make that. As the president
of the Carlo A. Camps Greening Fun I can do anything.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
You are the president.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I know I'm not going to make it, and I'm
not going to make that decision right now. I'm going
to see if I can find someone else to handle
the website.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
He's not going to make an emotional decision right now.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Because listen, I'm not even good at keeping you, getting
you to work on time. So if I want the
website done, I can't yell at you.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
You can't. I'm literally right here next year.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Every single day he's right there.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
You got your web guy.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You you're just going to get me back from teasing
you the other day.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
No, but I do have to say, I like the beard.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Thank you. I do know you're on the board. Thanks,
you know what, I'll put you on the board. I
appreciate your help. If you another nurse on the board.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
That you gotta know that anytime we play this game
with him, we've already learned if a woman a woman
have repeated things that we've said, and then he gives
them all the credit. You have given him compliments and
he's like, he's not gonna shave after he knows that
the girls that fox have been talking about his beer.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah, just gave him a.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Compliment and she got a board position. It's a dangerous game.
You gotta know that that's out there.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You know what you're playing with.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
You gotta know who you're who you're parking, know your audience,
and then just yeah, don't put me on the board.
She've been trying.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
They need to help you, help me, help you. It's
his idea, help me, help you.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Ryan.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Tell him, tell him that, Uh, tell him. I think
he's pretty.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
We're like in high school, middle school US. I wanted
to tell you something. I know somebody who thinks that
you're really handsome, and they they really want to help you. Ranita,
her name's Ranita. Ranita.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yes, and she is.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Ran Yes, she's she's tall and lanky. She she travels
the world. She does she does, she travels the world,
and she does websites. And she's really good. She's funny.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
She'll make you laugh.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Really Yes, Now we're really stretching it. They we're really
stretching his life.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Come on, Ross, let your boy be on the board.
You're so smart, so smart and busy and doing all
the things. You don't have time. You gotta spend time
boating and hanging out with your family because you need
the time to think about the show.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Because you're so smart.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I just don't think you're bored material rights. I'm just sorry, Well, you.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Make me bored all the time. You want to loan
from that mortgage guy Don, from that mortgage guy Don
dot com. And he's on some cool boards. Go to
that mortgage guy.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Check them out.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
When you're looking to do traditional mortgages, refis he locks,
whatever it might be, including small business loans. Check them
out and check out a show on Saturdays here from
nine to ten third here on Real Radio, don't miss
the boat. Compare quote with that mortgage guy down and
so it shall be.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
You missed a really good opportunity to tell me you
love me.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, that's what's good. That's what Hey, we'll do that.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You blew it, You.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Flew it, alright, more big dumb fun when we come back.
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Monster of the morning. Hey,
you got plans on Saturday, Well if you don't, it's
a great family day out in Mount Dora. It's the
Fall Harvest Festival. I'm gonna be out there. Come say hi.
(14:45):
I'll be out there with my uh my children's books.
If you want to pick up a children's book, I'll
sign it for you, no problem. And uh it's gonna
be the fall festival with the parade of scarecrows. There's
now I think you're up to twenty five scarecrows all
around downtown Mount Dora. It's fun to kind of going
to check out all the different ones and see everybody
that participated and all the people that participated all that day.
(15:07):
It was fifty bucks to participate, and all that money
that's going to the Carl K. Camps Screening Fund to
help people get cancer screening early and help save lives.
And I want to thank our friends over at Mount
Door for letting us do it. Cat Ridgeway will be
performing live. I think she's coming in on Friday to
perform for us family fun, all kinds of activities. The
downtown Parade of Scarecrows will be happening, and then at
(15:30):
night is the Drone Show. I'll be there at five
o'clock at Sunset Park. Come say hello. There's all kinds
of food and beer and drinks and it's gonna be great.
So we'll come by and say hi on Saturday. If
you don't have plans, welcome back. I'm Russ with angel
and Angelique. And guess what national day it is today?
I just was made aware of this.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
What it is National chocout Bud Day. If you were
just made aware of its.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Broccoli Day, no biscuit Day, No not biscuit Day, Big
Old Tea and these are the These people.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Are the only people that have this, which is which
is weird?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Wait the only people Broad Day was Monday, dude, huh
Now because he was saying, there's a big Teethday.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
No, it's National Ryan Day today, National Ryan Day, to
celebrate everybody's name is Ryan. I don't know why, right,
the Ryans get that? Now I have a son named Ryan. Uh.
Anne Russo, the the wine diva, she has a son
named Ryan, and of course, uh, we've got our own
(16:36):
little Ryan here.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
So I mean does that kind of mean that because
it's Ryan Day and he did ask you on Ryan
Day that you have to put him on the on
the board, I.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Don't got to do nothing. And know he's on board material.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
He's not even paying attention.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I'm trying to pull this up real quick. I'm missing
Why is.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
There a Ryan fighting for Ryan when he's not?
Speaker 6 (16:58):
I am very digit I missed right Toberfest, which is
a big thing they did a few weeks ago where
it's all Ryan Toberfest theme. Yes, and they I'll hang
out and have a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
This is created by some guy a few years ago
named Ryan.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It was twenty sixteen. Yeah, and he noticed that he
knew a lot of people named Ryan, so even started
this Ryan Day, National Ryan Day. And now people from
all over the world named Ryan. I mean, have they
decided is that, like, are there more people named Ryan
than any other name in the world. Is that why
they're doing this or there.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Was a brief period of time in the eighties, I'm
think into the nineties where Ryan was between the number
one and the number five name in the United States.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, so there's a lot of us.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
And I've noticed this as I've gotten older, there's been
more like there was no Ryan's in media growing up.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I never saw my own name growing up, but now
I see it a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But it takes an Irish name, isn't it it?
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Yeah, I think it means little king as Irish. My
mom thought she made it up.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
She thought she made up the name Ryan.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yes, she thought she had the.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Name Brian, and then she was like, oh, I'll just
cut off the B and then I'll change his middle
name to Brian and then he'll be Ryan Bryant and
then so that's really what happened, Holmes.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
My dad wanted to name me some weird like Danish
Viking name, which.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Because I made you cool.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Well, my dad's upset. My dad was obsessed with like
these crazy Nordic Viking names, like.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
My boy, what is it going to be?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Then, yeah, do we have any options?
Speaker 6 (18:25):
He well, my brother's name is Chris, but spelled the
Nordic way k R I S. And then his middle
name is Thor.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I like him already, Chris Thor Holmes. I like him
way more than I.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Like you, to be fair.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
His full middle name is Chris Thorvick, which isn't a
name in Nordic, but like him and his wife at
the time got into a fight because he wanted to
name him Thor and she said no.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
And He's like, well, what about Thorvick And she said yes,
Well I know it works.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
It works like that, so uh so, yeah, I'm not Irish.
I just have an Irish sounding name. I don't know
why Ryan got so big in the eighties.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I actually looked that up.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Why well, and then my son, well, my son was
born in the nineties. But yeah, I really wanted to
be Race and the Race Rollins. I thought that'd be
cool as hell, but the grandparents were all like revolting
against it. So we're like, okay, Ryan's a good name.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Okay, this can't be real. What AI overview? Why is
Ryan such a big name.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Ryan became a big name in the nineteen eighties because
of Ryan White, a teenage hemophiliac who contracted AIDS and
became a national advocate for AIDS education.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Really, I do remember the Ryan White story, and I
saw a movie about it.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I remember Ryan White. That's why I don't there was
another Ryan before that that was that was famous, and
I think he dated like a Farah Fawcett Ryan. God,
I can't remember his name now.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
He was.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
He was like a famous actor or movie star.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
See, the Ryan wasn't the biggest name of the eighties,
but it was the biggest non biblical name, because that
makes sense. The top names are for the eighties of
the whole decade are like Michael, Matthew, Joshua, David, James, Daniel, John, Joseph,
and you don't really get to a kind of an
original name until you get down to Ryan.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And then actually, this is interesting. You didn't know this.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
At two hundred and seventy eight thousand kids named Brian,
but just behind them, the number fourteen is the name
and number sixteen with two hundred and thirty three thousand
is Brian. So I always thought there was more Brian's
than Ryan's in the eighties, but turns out no, that's
so too, I guess not. Yeah, I know there was
(20:37):
a lot of Axels because of Axel Rose.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You shouldn't you know what? Next year, you should do
your own Ryan fest and Orlando. Yeah, you know, and
if you do it and see how Yeah, we call
it Ryan's Hope, Ryan's Hope.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Who is the.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Ryan I'm thinking of that was famous?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Nolan Ryan?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
No, he was a good looking dude. Ryan Holmes right, No, no, definitely, No,
damn it Man and.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
No, maybe he did a he did a movie maybe
with our restraissand Ryan damn it Man. Ryan O'Neill, thank you,
Ryan O'Neil.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I said, Ryan O'Neill.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Oh, I don't listen to you. Yeah, okay, Bryan O'Neill
with very fa Yeah, Okay, I got that right. Okay.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Most famous Ryan's other than Ryan O'Neill is the oldest
Ryan for sure. I think second oldest Ryan on this
list would be Ryan Seacris.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Okay, I forgot about him.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
But then there's like a Ryan Phillippy who was a Mary,
and then there's Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
H Okay, those are the most famous ones.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Those are.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
That's a pretty good company though.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Yeah, it's like it's a good name and you're not
really like any of them though, the problem is I
have to correct people every single day of my life.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
But so it's next year we did, like, you know,
an Orlando Ryan Party. Yeah, you know it would be
this date because today's the official day of it if
it's every year on the October the fourteenth. So I'm
gonna ask you to remember that and put it together
next year.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Okay, I'll happened. No, how long does the festival take
to range? You think two months is enough?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Listen, you just make it. You will find a sponsor
and you just will do.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You can Ryan fast.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You can do Ryan fast. You could do the show
live for the Ryan fan. We can't go because our
name is at Ryan. You could be down there. We'll
do call ins, you know, and you could talk to
all the Ryans.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Oh you know where I could do it. This is good,
this is good planning ahead of time.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
But I've been meaning, I've been wanting to do a
show out of Will's Pub or not Will's Pub, Wallly's.
It likes because I think they open at seven Ryan, Hey,
I fast starts at seven.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Am at Walla's. Come on down.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
If you're Ryan Now, I've given you the idea. I've
passed it on to you. Now you make it happen
next year.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Thanks Carlos.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I gotta go to break. We'll do hot takes when
we come back here. Most of the morning.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Look ahead on the Jim Culbert Show Today, What's Happening.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I'm gonna be on there, oh Man from three to.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
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Speaker 2 (23:36):
When Jack's away, the King will play. What the hell was?
I don't know many you had your biscuit. You should
be in a good mood.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I am, and I've had. I've founded an entergy drink
and it's Ryan Day, and it's Ryan Day.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Just tell Jimmy, you want to celebrate Ryan Day, I
will do that. Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Can we pass on the biscuits.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, I don't like biscuits either.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Biscuit too much?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, too much?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And the thing is is that I agree. Thank you
for saying it.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah, you have to eat that thing hot. If you
wait one break it off, then it gets super.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
X on the biscuits.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
No biscuits, not X.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Time out of the rotation for speaking. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, I didn't want to complain because he did the order. Yeah, basiness,
you should have consulted us first before he did the
I paid.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
He paid only half. By the way, it was fifty
bucks by the time it was done. Well, you offered
to pay the whole thing, dude.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
I bought a buy one get with that place was
on buy one get one that was with the Bible
get because they are dollars a biscuit.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
But I got them one.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
There's another twenty there.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Do that pay half? It's fine, Okay, I just don't
never order for that place again. Okay, all right, guys,
I'll write that down.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Sorry. Hey, before we do the hot takes, I gotta
ask Angel something.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
And this is just sort of funny about biscuits. He
hates them.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Now, remember we're number one with women, and we have
a lot of female listeners, so let's be be as
kind as possible Angel with this.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
She's a nice lady, but she doesn't understand angry.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
She's angry, and she wanted to get a male perspective,
and then you're here so you can give a female perspective.
And her thing is okay, it's a long email, so
I'm going to try to condense it. Okay, because they
don't send me long emails guys, because I don't like
long stuff. But anyway, basically, she says, her name is Laurie,
Laurie big listener, been listening for a long time. Her
husband did call her before he made this purchase, and
(25:33):
he say, honey, I went to look at this or
that or whatever, but I think I'm going to get
a corvette. And she's like, oh, that's fine. You know,
it's okay. I don't want of mind. So they agreed
on the corvette.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
He said.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
She said when he got home it's a stick shift,
and he's she's like, I think he did that so
I wouldn't be able to drive it. He did it
on purpose, and they're in this huge fight, and she's
asked me if that's something a guy would do, is
get a stick shift on purpose? So they would so
she can't drive it? Angel, Is that something a guy
(26:03):
would do? If you're gonna buy a Corvette, you're pretty
much always going to get a stick shift, aren't you.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I mean, they offer it, but a lot of these
guys will I'm not making any assumptions here, but a
lot of these guys tend to go ahead and get
the automatic because this is easier to drive in traffic.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
So she she thinks he did it on purpose because
she can't drive stick shift?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Is it if you do you know them at all?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Russ I do not?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Okay, So listener, if the guys, if the guy is
a motor enthusiast and he and he wants the sports
car experience, then you're going to go and get the manual,
the manual for the manual transmission.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
So do you think And we don't even know him,
so we can't make this judgment. But does she want
to know if we think that he did it on
purpose because he knows she can't drive the stick shift?
Is that something a guy would do?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
So she can't drive this corvette.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
If it was me, I wouldn't think so, because I
think that would be a cool thing that me and
my partner could get into, you know what I mean,
me and my chick will get into the car.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Let me tea you how to drive.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, so I think that would be a cool a
cool thing to do. I don't know these people, but
the fact that she emailed you to ask this lets
me know everything that I need to know, she said.
And the dude did the right thing by getting this.
Don't let her anywhere near the car, she said.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I looked it up and the car definitely does come
in automatic transmission. I really just don't think he wants
I don't really think he yeah, needed to get the sticks.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
The fact that she texted you or emailed you sounds
like she's gotten a handful of speeding tickets and doesn't
know how to drive.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I feel like he bought it so I would never
drive it. Just ask him to teach you, I would.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Say, I mean, listen, this is exactly what it is.
Either you got upset that you said yes that he
could buy it, and now you're kind of like, I
really didn't want him to buy it. But you know
what would have made me feel better is if I
could exactly what Angel and Russ said. Why don't you
use it as Wow, babe, that's super cool? Now can
(28:07):
you teach me how to drive it? I don't use
it as something to like bond with him, because to me,
that's so much cooler that you could actually learn how
to drive the stick shift. Then you can go with that.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Do you think this guy bought the stick shift on
purpose so she wouldn't be able to drive it?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah? I don't touch my stuff, Mike, Mike, you don't
touch it.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
No reason to be able to drive exactly.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I like this cut of this man's jib.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
So anyway, there you go, lorill I get your guy
to teach you to drive. There you go. That's all
you got to do, all right. Do we have any
hot takes or messages today? We do.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
If you want to be part of the show, go
to the iHeartRadio app. You can use the talkback function.
You hear yourself on the Monsters. After this song that
I'm going to play momentarily, I like to build up
the suspense with it, bro, Like.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
He said, it's time for.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
My time for you and everything so you can have
that right, I forget.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
To switch the input. It's fine, Hot Egg.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I just want to say thank you, guys. Thank you
for not being an echo chamber.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Thank you for the big, dumb fun.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
Thank you for Ryan sharp, witty, little comedic views on things.
Thanks to angels stance on human rights and how he
looks at things. I very much appreciate that. Thank you
Russ for being truthful, especially when you don't understand something
and you go ask other people about it.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I enjoy you all show.
Speaker 9 (29:34):
I enjoy the camaraderie you have in the back and forth.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Thanks a lot, guys for real swirls. Thank you you
actually get the entire show. That's perfect. Thank you, dude,
nailed everything perfectly.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Thank you, sir, h Hot Egg. Laurie, why are you
putting our business out there?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
And that's exactly why I bought the Corvette with a
stick shoe sucking.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Here you go, Laurie, There you got that? Okay man
uh Hot.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Top of the Morning Boys Sports Zackville hold on, did Holmes?
Speaker 6 (30:06):
He just used his kod segment to basically pitch Russ
to be on the board of his charity.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
God dude, Russ.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
If he takes over that website, I'll give it two
months before it's an OnlyFans page where it's just selling.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Parks and jars, right and feet, pigs and you know
all that stuff you want Amber to do to become
a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Actually, Russ, forget what I said. Put him on the board,
let me run the website.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
And let's see where this adventure takes us in the future.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Thank you, no, thank you.
Speaker 10 (30:35):
Hot Hey monsters, this is DeLand Man. So my first
name is Tor left t O r l e. F.
It meets Life of Thor. My dad is from Denmark,
my mother is from Hawaii, and I was in a
big sailing family. So the Viking things seem to really work.
(30:55):
Too bad, Ryan, you missed out. I've always been super cool.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
That's an awesome name.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Tour life is pretty It is pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
That sounds like something like a Danish rapper would have
on the tattooed across the stomach.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
But you don't have a Thor left Day, do you.
You don't, And there's a Ryan Day. Just knowing that
he listens to awesome, that's awesome. Yeah, let's see hot take.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Hey, what's up Monsters. Yeah, buddy, great game last night, Hi, Ajoel.
I'm not sure if you watched it, but there were
actually two good games.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Many.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Buffalo played pretty good last night but they lost, and
then the Bears that that game was just awesome.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Man.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
It was tough, you know, we had a lot of penalties,
but it worked out in the end. You know what
the cool thing is, dude, One of my new clients
is Sammy Watkins, and he's a Super Bowl champ from
Kansas City and then he played with the Ravens and
Buffalo and we were texting back and forth.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Last night.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Was awesome, very cool, fun little brag there.
Speaker 11 (31:53):
Uh, how.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Take Russ?
Speaker 12 (31:58):
Russ, I can't believe you are allowing this behavior. Insubordination
is running a muck within the Monsters. There was a
corn dog dilemma this morning, if you remember correctly, I
had to change a segment well in that in that
at that time, Angelie, the Dancing Queen was listening and
(32:21):
could have.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Solved that problem. She could have brought corn dogs.
Speaker 12 (32:24):
Ouch, you need to cut out a bok woman.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, but if she would call it the corn dogs,
I would have had the wine Diva. It was supposed
to be a corn dog wine pairing, so it wouldn't
it wouldn't have helped.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Thank you, though I still should about she's still should
about corn dogs?
Speaker 7 (32:39):
No, because I was gonna bring something, but you already
ordered the biscuits.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah, big biscuits that everybody loved.
Speaker 7 (32:44):
And so thank you for my fault the wrong thing.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
I didn't realize people hated biscuits. What a weird thing.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Too much biscuits, Too much biscuit in the pans.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Dance morning monsters.
Speaker 13 (32:57):
How are y'all doing today? I had a crazy night
last night. Yesterday w I was driving home from work.
I saw a big ass cotproach. I was crashed my car.
I go right to the Dollar General and got some
bombs and I turned the bombs on in my car
and I waited till.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
They were done.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
I hate balls.
Speaker 13 (33:18):
But y'all have a good day.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I Oh, your car wents are really stink.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yeah, and they say on those things, don't know them
in a car.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, she needs to You need to check in with us.
Speaker 11 (33:29):
Let us know that you're still with us, to replace
the filter, filter filters and all the things, and like
definitely let her all air out.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Yeah, you're going you're gonna get cancer when you're seventy.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Let's see, she.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Would be like that bug from.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
She's gonna become that ball.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
It's gould become that bug because you exposed herself.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I guess I hope you guys are doing well well.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Onlyed liand will be talking like that, like weirdly, you know,
they invented this thing a long time ago called chewing.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Just try that.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Thanks by, I chew my food.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
But sometimes every now and then you don't chew food
and nothing people choke.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
We thought he's afraid to eat spaghetti because he phrays
afraid will choke him, and he's afraid to eat peanut buttery.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
You never had that happen where you've eaten spaghetti and
only like half of it's gone down, like half of
it's still in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Never in my life sixty years, never had that.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Old guys, you're messing with me right, like this is
the thing that happens to.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
Everybody years old. Never, what is your problem? Eat you
toiling spaghetti? You do what you think is a good
job chewing. But then like like there's three pieces that
somebody's missed. They're swallows now. But the spaghetti goes down,
but you're still in your mouth. You gotta be like,
never in my life you messing with.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Me, sir, correctly or cut it or I chew my
food just basically your food.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Who's time for all that chewing? Trying to eat?
Speaker 7 (34:56):
It's just like you washing your feet?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Okay, you work in a hot But how many people
choke daily?
Speaker 8 (35:01):
A lot?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
How many? How many on spaghetti?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
None?
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Spaghetti out of somebody who's people choke on water and
stuff because they're trying to like breathe and talk while
they're drinking, which is another thing you do, you know,
but more on water, elderly, do I do.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
We need to thick in your How do people die
of choking every day? You don't know? A lot? Yeah? Yeah,
from food though I'm talking about talking water. Old people.
Speaker 7 (35:28):
Listen, you're choking on stuff?
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Like how many people dive to Approximately fifteen people die
from choking every day in the United States?
Speaker 2 (35:37):
How many on spaghetti?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
They don't have the spaghetti ye.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Try it pape in How many people die of eating spaghetti?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
However, you die of choking on spaghetti? Choking on spaghetti?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
One guy?
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, spaghetti, freddy? Okay? AI Overview. The specific number of
people die from choking on spaghetti each year is.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Not because we can't find one, I happen one more on.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
Yeah, spaghetti and other noodles have been identified as choking
risks for children, not for people.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
People does.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
Better say children.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
It's the fourth leading cause of death of Italians.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I'm willing now that's racist.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
You're racist. So those are the hot takes, all right.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I want to remind you that this coming Thursday, we're
going to be out at Teddy Morris's Dayton and o'harley
Davis and doing a live show from six to eleven.
Come join us live. It's the kickoff of by Toberfest
and we look forward to seeing you there This Saturday.
If you don't have planned it's the Fall Harvest Festival
out at Mount Dora. The Parade of Scarecrows will be happening.
We also got a big great drone display, Deranged Display,
(36:49):
cat Ridgeways performing live. I will be out there, come
out and say hy, I all have copies of my
children's book that I wrote, and if you want to
get those sign I'll be glad to do that for you.
And on October twenty five, it is the Monster Brew Bus.
A handful of tickets available, like twelve or so tickets available.
Grab those while you can, because when they're gone, they're gone.
It's a sold out, it will be close to being
(37:10):
a sold out event. Just go to Real Radio, dot FM,
slash brew to get your tickets for the Monster Brew Bus.
Angelique what you Got?
Speaker 7 (37:18):
Follow me on Instagram Angelique Dancer, and you can follow
Tanjelik as well because I'll be over there so I'll
be posting stuff on both the pages and we will.
I will see you guys on the Brew Bus on
Saturday the twenty fifth. Angel and I have something that
I guess we could talk about later in the twenty sixth,
but no, we might have something here in Orlando. And
then follow Real Radio one O four to one on
all social media platforms.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Angel what you Got.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
I might not allowed to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
I was, no, you can talk a lot, so man, hey.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Orange, we will be there like a whole second.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, hang me up on any social media platform. It's
officially so.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Email me age Latroad Radio dot found and a mister
Ryan Day.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
You can follow the new trailer from my movie Deadly
Spaghetti Homes comedy.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Stay tuned for the news jockey. Right after the Monsters
In at three o'clock is the Jim Colbert Show. We're
back tomorrow and we'll be doing corn dog wine tasting.
He better be here, friend, Chef Can from angel Ryan
and Angeli and Donnas mess up, Marry Man and what
traveling Lady Russ all lot of water rock weller. Hey, guys,
thank you so much for listening. We ain't gotta go home,
we gotta get the hell up out of here.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Swirl here food
Hey, guys.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
On Thursday, Monsters, we'll be live in Daytona back to
Daytona Harley Davidson. I haven't been in so long. I'm
so looking forward to it. Man. The place is awesome.
It's a I mean, it's a complex. It really is cool.
As as Teddy Morris's Dayton and Harley Davidson used to
be Bruce ross Myers and now it's Teddy Morris is
Dayton and Harley Davidson. We'll be there doing a live
(00:31):
show from six to eleven, kicking off Bike tober Fest
this Thursday. If you are welcome to come out take photos.
Say hi, we're doing a live show there and angel
like hundreds of bikes right in front of us, right and.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
We're gonna be broadcasting like in the pavilion, and right
in front of us, a little bit less than four
hundred motorcycles that are available for sale are gonna be there.
It's gonna be an interesting broadcast for us US because
we're like stage right, and then right to the left
of us is the whole sales force is gonna be
on stage with us as well doing work.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So well, well, I have a little good luck, guys
and we're allowed to obnoxious. You invited us, so don't
expect us to calm down.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No, no, no, they want all that, they want all
of it. They want us to go up there and
do what we do and everything. But some really really
beautiful motorcycles out there, and they got some r vs
out there as well.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, they've got a bunch of stuff going on on
the whole, all.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Of the property, music and bands playing throughout the day,
different food trucks and whatnot, you know, and then obviously
all the traditional vendors that you would see at at
a bike event, so you know, you can get your
cool leather vests and stuff and patches and chaps.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
You know, if you're in the chaps.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Then they got them in double X.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I think so double X, you fool.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
All right, welcome back. I'm ros with Angel and Angeline
the Danzi Clean and now it's time for the King
of Denmark. Right Holmes megas daily proclamation, Boom boom.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Choo tagging away man tas time station.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Let's allways.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Winner, Keep dead Mark brought to you. Buy that mortgage guy.
Don from that mortgage guy, don don't come. Luck is
when preparation meets opportunity, Angel.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Look at you.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Somebody said that once.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Somebody said that, I'm a big believer in that. People
always like Ryan, how'd you get your job on the Monsters?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
I spent years for no reason, learning a lot of
editing programs and doing a lot of stupid stuff on
my computer, plus doing comedy, plus doing all this other stuff.
So when this job became available, if so fact, though
I had all the skill sets for it, it worked out.
Now I've been presented Angel with another another opportunity.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Heck, yeah, A lot of you and you guys know
that Russ has a charity.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
He is the Carla Ka Cancer Foundation, Cancer Screening Fun,
Cancer Screening Fun.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You even say it, right, Carla, the Carla.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Kay Cancer Screening Fun.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
The k k CEE s F as everybody does. Hey,
there you go, And Russ famously asked.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I asked him if I could be on the board
a long time ago. I said, because you know, I
knew Carla, I would you mat her twice better?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Several times? Yeah, several times I Wouldn't you know?
Speaker 7 (03:48):
From the beginning, you've asked to be on the board.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
I videoed the funeral. I've done a lot of you
keep on sir over there, you keep on shirping, and
and Russ said, no, you can't be on the board.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Well, which I thought was a little unfair.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
That was unfair too. Yeah, I always want to be
on a board.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
If I'm a big, big time local celebrity, Ryan Holmes,
I gotta be on boards, right, Ray Trendley's on a
lot of different boards.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Ray's a serious dude.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
He's a scalty wag Miami Dolphins fan to me, but
he's a serious dude.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I mean, you could understand where Russ would be like
looking at you.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
And everybody carpet, Yeah, everybody, Yeah, compartmentalizes parts of themselves, right,
But you could get what I was saying though.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You could understand whe Russ would look at you and
be like, he's not a serious person.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Russ only knows me a serious cartoon land Ryan.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
You know, like, when I'm in here, this isn't this
isn't the Ryan at home, This isn't necessarily the Ryan
who's a business business, venture capitalist.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Plenty of times outside of the confines of those four
walls that you could have had serious conversations.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Do you recall any of them?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I want to talk to him after I talked to
him for five hours all day long. My god, the worst.
I won't even get the elevator with them.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I've seen this lever right HiT's this the stairwell Ruskin's television.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I'm done when I'm done talking to you guys.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
I'm done, like I'm done for the day. I need,
I need, I need almost twenty four hours to reload.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You're assuming we're jumping to talk to you too.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
People left talking to me, but I can't help. But
notice Russ last segment. I mean you said, you said
you you, uh, you need somebody to do the website.
You lost your website.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I just got a text last night when I was
going to bed. Good afternoon everyone, My friend who was
doing the website can no longer continue to service it.
Does anyone know of someone who would be willing to
donate their time or talent?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And I said, well, we can also pay for it,
and we've you know, we've got funds. But you know,
but yeah, and now I just went to the website
and it's not up. So I don't know what. Oh,
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Well, well, I got good news for you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Part of one of my many skills in life is
website creation.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Red So you're willing to donate your time.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
No, but I'm willing to trade trade what I will
do your website. But this is like this gambling could
be on the board. No, Carla k cancer screening fun.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You don't get on the board because no website.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Websites are expensive to maintain and then a webmite to make.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Them and to keep them up and running. It's a
big part. I know you got your new deal with
doctor sat dating and and.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Ryan he sees you every day, so happens and you updated.
Then you are right here, Russ. Ryan is right here
in front of your field pace every single.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Netherlands.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
You wanted me to come in and you were waiting.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You missed me.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You got to something.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Why does it sound like she's trying to get her
revenge the last live broadcast at puddle Jumpers where you
were messing with her.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, I know what she's doing, her game.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
I thoroughly enjoyed all the attention.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Listen. That doesn't mean you to be on the board.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Here's the other part of it. I don't know where
this guy is talking about.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
What web to sign off. That's the last thing you
want to do to be held accountable for another gig.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah, you know, but I can do it here during
the break.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Boy, you could do it while you're supposed to be
doing show.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Just so you know. With doctor Sashandina, there are specific
things that have to be put up in video and stuff,
and it has to be exactly the way that she
wants to Like medical this is yeah, medical jargon has
got to be all okay, saying is I need a professional.
I need someone who knows what they're doing.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I'm constantly jargon it. Okay, like I'm great at jargon.
I'll get it run, I'll run it by. I got
a lawyer friend who's also on a lot of boards
law and you know.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
What, I can also help with the medical stuff, so
I can be on the board.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
You can be on the board.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Look, look, Russ, you have two people that are willing
to help you give their time.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Look at all this help You're.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You do anything. You're you're laying around the world.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Time there's twenty seven hours, and listen, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Ry Ryan will irritate me because he won't do things quickly.
He'll wait and wait, he'll take forever, and I'll be
angry with me. You'll be angry all the time.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
You'll have a webmaster in front of your face for
five hours that I can cut, go in and type
and TUPI dup and due, put in all that jargon.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Look at that s J media and our YouTube chat.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Russ cannot afford a proper webmaster at the standard price.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
This is what he does. By the way, forty five
hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Forty five hundred dollars a month is consistent work twenty
four to seven.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
You're right, you can't. That's that's expensive. So throw me
on the board.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Make me an official board member of the Karla k
Cancer Screening Fund.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You finally said it right once, and.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
I will be your webmaster with my also board member partner,
Angelique Martinez.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Yeah, and it would be so great. I mean, we
already show up to the fundraising. You already have us there.
We are already basically a part of it. That's all
it is is a name on a piece of paper
showing that we are on the board. You have to help,
you have to honor your sister. We've done this.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I have to fire other people in order.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
To do what you can add more people, more people
on the board.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I thought I had to fire something really really just
giving out board. Uh, you know, I want to be
at the board, but I want to be the official
party planner.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Okay, you can be the official DJ, the on the board.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah, you can be the kk C s F d J.
You can't, you keep I have to do it on
my hands. I remember how there we go, So there
we go, board members, you gotta do I mean.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
I mean, Russ, I already was thinking about how I
am so.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Not listening to anything you're saying. Angela, that's the.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Seat of my car, a bed so that I can
just fit more into the day and I don't have
to go home to sleep. I just thought, so, I
mean this way, you know. No, actually that's a wait,
that's an actual, real thought, actually real thought on that.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
So, Russ, I mean forty dollars a month for a webmaster.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
But it didn't cost forty.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
You lost your web person. That's because he's too busy.
These people are in hot demand.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Listen, I do our website, you know, but I don't
want to know that.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
So we're not wanting to do that for.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I don't want another website to have to take care
of is the thing? Okay, I already do enough stuff
as it is.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What's that ress?
Speaker 6 (10:44):
I would love to become on the board the Carla
K Answer Screening Fund, and I promise I will not
secession you.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
I will not.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh you're gonna want to be the president at some point? No, no, no, no,
I just want to be on.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I just want to be part of it, you know.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
I just want to get you, get my foot in
the door of the ball, do you know what I mean,
and just hang out and help and come to meetings.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You'll try to overthrow everything.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I would never do that to your Rus. I would
never do that. I am the eldest boy. Go all right,
come on, Russ, come on, just say it.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Say it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, I'm not going to make that. As the president
of the Carlo A. Camps Greening Fun I can do anything.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
You are the president.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I know I'm not going to make it, and I'm
not going to make that decision right now. I'm going
to see if I can find someone else to handle
the website.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
He's not going to make an emotional decision right now.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Because listen, I'm not even good at keeping you, getting
you to work on time. So if I want the
website done, I can't yell at you.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
You can't. I'm literally right here next year.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Every single day he's right there.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
You got your web guy.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You you're just going to get me back from teasing
you the other day.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
No, but I do have to say, I like the beard.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Thank you. I do know you're on the board. Thanks,
you know what, I'll put you on the board. I
appreciate your help. If you another nurse on the board.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
That you gotta know that anytime we play this game
with him, we've already learned if a woman a woman
have repeated things that we've said, and then he gives
them all the credit. You have given him compliments and
he's like, he's not gonna shave after he knows that
the girls that fox have been talking about his beer.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah, just gave him a.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Compliment and she got a board position. It's a dangerous game.
You gotta know that that's out there.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You know what you're playing with.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
You gotta know who you're who you're parking, know your audience,
and then just yeah, don't put me on the board.
She've been trying.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
They need to help you, help me, help you. It's
his idea, help me, help you.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Ryan.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Tell him, tell him that, Uh, tell him. I think
he's pretty.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
We're like in high school, middle school US. I wanted
to tell you something. I know somebody who thinks that
you're really handsome, and they they really want to help you. Ranita,
her name's Ranita. Ranita.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yes, and she is.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Ran Yes, she's she's tall and lanky. She she travels
the world. She does she does, she travels the world,
and she does websites. And she's really good. She's funny.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
She'll make you laugh.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Really Yes, Now we're really stretching it. They we're really
stretching his life.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Come on, Ross, let your boy be on the board.
You're so smart, so smart and busy and doing all
the things. You don't have time. You gotta spend time
boating and hanging out with your family because you need
the time to think about the show.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Because you're so smart.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I just don't think you're bored material rights. I'm just sorry, Well, you.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Make me bored all the time. You want to loan
from that mortgage guy Don, from that mortgage guy Don
dot com. And he's on some cool boards. Go to
that mortgage guy.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Check them out.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
When you're looking to do traditional mortgages, refis he locks,
whatever it might be, including small business loans. Check them
out and check out a show on Saturdays here from
nine to ten third here on Real Radio, don't miss
the boat. Compare quote with that mortgage guy down and
so it shall be.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
You missed a really good opportunity to tell me you
love me.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, that's what's good. That's what Hey, we'll do that.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You blew it, You.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Flew it, alright, more big dumb fun when we come back.
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Monster of the morning. Hey,
you got plans on Saturday, Well if you don't, it's
a great family day out in Mount Dora. It's the
Fall Harvest Festival. I'm gonna be out there. Come say hi.
(14:45):
I'll be out there with my uh my children's books.
If you want to pick up a children's book, I'll
sign it for you, no problem. And uh it's gonna
be the fall festival with the parade of scarecrows. There's
now I think you're up to twenty five scarecrows all
around downtown Mount Dora. It's fun to kind of going
to check out all the different ones and see everybody
that participated and all the people that participated all that day.
(15:07):
It was fifty bucks to participate, and all that money
that's going to the Carl K. Camps Screening Fund to
help people get cancer screening early and help save lives.
And I want to thank our friends over at Mount
Door for letting us do it. Cat Ridgeway will be
performing live. I think she's coming in on Friday to
perform for us family fun, all kinds of activities. The
downtown Parade of Scarecrows will be happening, and then at
(15:30):
night is the Drone Show. I'll be there at five
o'clock at Sunset Park. Come say hello. There's all kinds
of food and beer and drinks and it's gonna be great.
So we'll come by and say hi on Saturday. If
you don't have plans, welcome back. I'm Russ with angel
and Angelique. And guess what national day it is today?
I just was made aware of this.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
What it is National chocout Bud Day. If you were
just made aware of its.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Broccoli Day, no biscuit Day, No not biscuit Day, Big
Old Tea and these are the These people.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Are the only people that have this, which is which
is weird?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Wait the only people Broad Day was Monday, dude, huh
Now because he was saying, there's a big Teethday.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
No, it's National Ryan Day today, National Ryan Day, to
celebrate everybody's name is Ryan. I don't know why, right,
the Ryans get that? Now I have a son named Ryan. Uh.
Anne Russo, the the wine diva, she has a son
named Ryan, and of course, uh, we've got our own
(16:36):
little Ryan here.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
So I mean does that kind of mean that because
it's Ryan Day and he did ask you on Ryan
Day that you have to put him on the on
the board, I.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Don't got to do nothing. And know he's on board material.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
He's not even paying attention.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I'm trying to pull this up real quick. I'm missing
Why is.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
There a Ryan fighting for Ryan when he's not?
Speaker 6 (16:58):
I am very digit I missed right Toberfest, which is
a big thing they did a few weeks ago where
it's all Ryan Toberfest theme. Yes, and they I'll hang
out and have a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
This is created by some guy a few years ago
named Ryan.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It was twenty sixteen. Yeah, and he noticed that he
knew a lot of people named Ryan, so even started
this Ryan Day, National Ryan Day. And now people from
all over the world named Ryan. I mean, have they
decided is that, like, are there more people named Ryan
than any other name in the world. Is that why
they're doing this or there.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Was a brief period of time in the eighties, I'm
think into the nineties where Ryan was between the number
one and the number five name in the United States.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, so there's a lot of us.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
And I've noticed this as I've gotten older, there's been
more like there was no Ryan's in media growing up.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I never saw my own name growing up, but now
I see it a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But it takes an Irish name, isn't it it?
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Yeah, I think it means little king as Irish. My
mom thought she made it up.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
She thought she made up the name Ryan.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yes, she thought she had the.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Name Brian, and then she was like, oh, I'll just
cut off the B and then I'll change his middle
name to Brian and then he'll be Ryan Bryant and
then so that's really what happened, Holmes.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
My dad wanted to name me some weird like Danish
Viking name, which.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Because I made you cool.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Well, my dad's upset. My dad was obsessed with like
these crazy Nordic Viking names, like.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
My boy, what is it going to be?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Then, yeah, do we have any options?
Speaker 6 (18:25):
He well, my brother's name is Chris, but spelled the
Nordic way k R I S. And then his middle
name is Thor.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I like him already, Chris Thor Holmes. I like him
way more than I.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Like you, to be fair.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
His full middle name is Chris Thorvick, which isn't a
name in Nordic, but like him and his wife at
the time got into a fight because he wanted to
name him Thor and she said no.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
And He's like, well, what about Thorvick And she said yes,
Well I know it works.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
It works like that, so uh so, yeah, I'm not Irish.
I just have an Irish sounding name. I don't know
why Ryan got so big in the eighties.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I actually looked that up.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Why well, and then my son, well, my son was
born in the nineties. But yeah, I really wanted to
be Race and the Race Rollins. I thought that'd be
cool as hell, but the grandparents were all like revolting
against it. So we're like, okay, Ryan's a good name.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Okay, this can't be real. What AI overview? Why is
Ryan such a big name.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Ryan became a big name in the nineteen eighties because
of Ryan White, a teenage hemophiliac who contracted AIDS and
became a national advocate for AIDS education.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Really, I do remember the Ryan White story, and I
saw a movie about it.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I remember Ryan White. That's why I don't there was
another Ryan before that that was that was famous, and
I think he dated like a Farah Fawcett Ryan. God,
I can't remember his name now.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
He was.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
He was like a famous actor or movie star.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
See, the Ryan wasn't the biggest name of the eighties,
but it was the biggest non biblical name, because that
makes sense. The top names are for the eighties of
the whole decade are like Michael, Matthew, Joshua, David, James, Daniel, John, Joseph,
and you don't really get to a kind of an
original name until you get down to Ryan.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And then actually, this is interesting. You didn't know this.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
At two hundred and seventy eight thousand kids named Brian,
but just behind them, the number fourteen is the name
and number sixteen with two hundred and thirty three thousand
is Brian. So I always thought there was more Brian's
than Ryan's in the eighties, but turns out no, that's
so too, I guess not. Yeah, I know there was
(20:37):
a lot of Axels because of Axel Rose.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You shouldn't you know what? Next year, you should do
your own Ryan fest and Orlando. Yeah, you know, and
if you do it and see how Yeah, we call
it Ryan's Hope, Ryan's Hope.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Who is the.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Ryan I'm thinking of that was famous?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Nolan Ryan?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
No, he was a good looking dude. Ryan Holmes right, No, no, definitely, No,
damn it Man and.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
No, maybe he did a he did a movie maybe
with our restraissand Ryan damn it Man. Ryan O'Neill, thank you,
Ryan O'Neil.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I said, Ryan O'Neill.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Oh, I don't listen to you. Yeah, okay, Bryan O'Neill
with very fa Yeah, Okay, I got that right. Okay.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Most famous Ryan's other than Ryan O'Neill is the oldest
Ryan for sure. I think second oldest Ryan on this
list would be Ryan Seacris.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Okay, I forgot about him.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
But then there's like a Ryan Phillippy who was a Mary,
and then there's Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
H Okay, those are the most famous ones.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Those are.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
That's a pretty good company though.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Yeah, it's like it's a good name and you're not
really like any of them though, the problem is I
have to correct people every single day of my life.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
But so it's next year we did, like, you know,
an Orlando Ryan Party. Yeah, you know it would be
this date because today's the official day of it if
it's every year on the October the fourteenth. So I'm
gonna ask you to remember that and put it together
next year.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Okay, I'll happened. No, how long does the festival take
to range? You think two months is enough?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Listen, you just make it. You will find a sponsor
and you just will do.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You can Ryan fast.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You can do Ryan fast. You could do the show
live for the Ryan fan. We can't go because our
name is at Ryan. You could be down there. We'll
do call ins, you know, and you could talk to
all the Ryans.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Oh you know where I could do it. This is good,
this is good planning ahead of time.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
But I've been meaning, I've been wanting to do a
show out of Will's Pub or not Will's Pub, Wallly's.
It likes because I think they open at seven Ryan, Hey,
I fast starts at seven.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Am at Walla's. Come on down.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
If you're Ryan Now, I've given you the idea. I've
passed it on to you. Now you make it happen
next year.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Thanks Carlos.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I gotta go to break. We'll do hot takes when
we come back here. Most of the morning.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Look ahead on the Jim Culbert Show Today, What's Happening.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I'm gonna be on there, oh Man from three to.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
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Speaker 2 (23:36):
When Jack's away, the King will play. What the hell was?
I don't know many you had your biscuit. You should
be in a good mood.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I am, and I've had. I've founded an entergy drink
and it's Ryan Day, and it's Ryan Day.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Just tell Jimmy, you want to celebrate Ryan Day, I
will do that. Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Can we pass on the biscuits.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, I don't like biscuits either.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Biscuit too much?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, too much?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And the thing is is that I agree. Thank you
for saying it.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah, you have to eat that thing hot. If you
wait one break it off, then it gets super.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
X on the biscuits.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
No biscuits, not X.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Time out of the rotation for speaking. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, I didn't want to complain because he did the order. Yeah, basiness,
you should have consulted us first before he did the
I paid.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
He paid only half. By the way, it was fifty
bucks by the time it was done. Well, you offered
to pay the whole thing, dude.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
I bought a buy one get with that place was
on buy one get one that was with the Bible
get because they are dollars a biscuit.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
But I got them one.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
There's another twenty there.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Do that pay half? It's fine, Okay, I just don't
never order for that place again. Okay, all right, guys,
I'll write that down.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Sorry. Hey, before we do the hot takes, I gotta
ask Angel something.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
And this is just sort of funny about biscuits. He
hates them.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Now, remember we're number one with women, and we have
a lot of female listeners, so let's be be as
kind as possible Angel with this.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
She's a nice lady, but she doesn't understand angry.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
She's angry, and she wanted to get a male perspective,
and then you're here so you can give a female perspective.
And her thing is okay, it's a long email, so
I'm going to try to condense it. Okay, because they
don't send me long emails guys, because I don't like
long stuff. But anyway, basically, she says, her name is Laurie,
Laurie big listener, been listening for a long time. Her
husband did call her before he made this purchase, and
(25:33):
he say, honey, I went to look at this or
that or whatever, but I think I'm going to get
a corvette. And she's like, oh, that's fine. You know,
it's okay. I don't want of mind. So they agreed
on the corvette.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
He said.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
She said when he got home it's a stick shift,
and he's she's like, I think he did that so
I wouldn't be able to drive it. He did it
on purpose, and they're in this huge fight, and she's
asked me if that's something a guy would do, is
get a stick shift on purpose? So they would so
she can't drive it? Angel, Is that something a guy
(26:03):
would do? If you're gonna buy a Corvette, you're pretty
much always going to get a stick shift, aren't you.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I mean, they offer it, but a lot of these
guys will I'm not making any assumptions here, but a
lot of these guys tend to go ahead and get
the automatic because this is easier to drive in traffic.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
So she she thinks he did it on purpose because
she can't drive stick shift?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Is it if you do you know them at all?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Russ I do not?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Okay, So listener, if the guys, if the guy is
a motor enthusiast and he and he wants the sports
car experience, then you're going to go and get the manual,
the manual for the manual transmission.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
So do you think And we don't even know him,
so we can't make this judgment. But does she want
to know if we think that he did it on
purpose because he knows she can't drive the stick shift?
Is that something a guy would do?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
So she can't drive this corvette.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
If it was me, I wouldn't think so, because I
think that would be a cool thing that me and
my partner could get into, you know what I mean,
me and my chick will get into the car.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Let me tea you how to drive.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, so I think that would be a cool a
cool thing to do. I don't know these people, but
the fact that she emailed you to ask this lets
me know everything that I need to know, she said.
And the dude did the right thing by getting this.
Don't let her anywhere near the car, she said.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I looked it up and the car definitely does come
in automatic transmission. I really just don't think he wants
I don't really think he yeah, needed to get the sticks.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
The fact that she texted you or emailed you sounds
like she's gotten a handful of speeding tickets and doesn't
know how to drive.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I feel like he bought it so I would never
drive it. Just ask him to teach you, I would.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Say, I mean, listen, this is exactly what it is.
Either you got upset that you said yes that he
could buy it, and now you're kind of like, I
really didn't want him to buy it. But you know
what would have made me feel better is if I
could exactly what Angel and Russ said. Why don't you
use it as Wow, babe, that's super cool? Now can
(28:07):
you teach me how to drive it? I don't use
it as something to like bond with him, because to me,
that's so much cooler that you could actually learn how
to drive the stick shift. Then you can go with that.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Do you think this guy bought the stick shift on
purpose so she wouldn't be able to drive it?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah? I don't touch my stuff, Mike, Mike, you don't
touch it.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
No reason to be able to drive exactly.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I like this cut of this man's jib.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
So anyway, there you go, lorill I get your guy
to teach you to drive. There you go. That's all
you got to do, all right. Do we have any
hot takes or messages today? We do.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
If you want to be part of the show, go
to the iHeartRadio app. You can use the talkback function.
You hear yourself on the Monsters. After this song that
I'm going to play momentarily, I like to build up
the suspense with it, bro, Like.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
He said, it's time for.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
My time for you and everything so you can have
that right, I forget.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
To switch the input. It's fine, Hot Egg.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I just want to say thank you, guys. Thank you
for not being an echo chamber.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Thank you for the big, dumb fun.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
Thank you for Ryan sharp, witty, little comedic views on things.
Thanks to angels stance on human rights and how he
looks at things. I very much appreciate that. Thank you
Russ for being truthful, especially when you don't understand something
and you go ask other people about it.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I enjoy you all show.
Speaker 9 (29:34):
I enjoy the camaraderie you have in the back and forth.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Thanks a lot, guys for real swirls. Thank you you
actually get the entire show. That's perfect. Thank you, dude,
nailed everything perfectly.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Thank you, sir, h Hot Egg. Laurie, why are you
putting our business out there?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
And that's exactly why I bought the Corvette with a
stick shoe sucking.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Here you go, Laurie, There you got that? Okay man
uh Hot.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Top of the Morning Boys Sports Zackville hold on, did Holmes?
Speaker 6 (30:06):
He just used his kod segment to basically pitch Russ
to be on the board of his charity.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
God dude, Russ.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
If he takes over that website, I'll give it two
months before it's an OnlyFans page where it's just selling.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Parks and jars, right and feet, pigs and you know
all that stuff you want Amber to do to become
a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Actually, Russ, forget what I said. Put him on the board,
let me run the website.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
And let's see where this adventure takes us in the future.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Thank you, no, thank you.
Speaker 10 (30:35):
Hot Hey monsters, this is DeLand Man. So my first
name is Tor left t O r l e. F.
It meets Life of Thor. My dad is from Denmark,
my mother is from Hawaii, and I was in a
big sailing family. So the Viking things seem to really work.
(30:55):
Too bad, Ryan, you missed out. I've always been super cool.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
That's an awesome name.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Tour life is pretty It is pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
That sounds like something like a Danish rapper would have
on the tattooed across the stomach.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
But you don't have a Thor left Day, do you.
You don't, And there's a Ryan Day. Just knowing that
he listens to awesome, that's awesome. Yeah, let's see hot take.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Hey, what's up Monsters. Yeah, buddy, great game last night, Hi, Ajoel.
I'm not sure if you watched it, but there were
actually two good games.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Many.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Buffalo played pretty good last night but they lost, and
then the Bears that that game was just awesome.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Man.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
It was tough, you know, we had a lot of penalties,
but it worked out in the end. You know what
the cool thing is, dude, One of my new clients
is Sammy Watkins, and he's a Super Bowl champ from
Kansas City and then he played with the Ravens and
Buffalo and we were texting back and forth.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Last night.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Was awesome, very cool, fun little brag there.
Speaker 11 (31:53):
Uh, how.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Take Russ?
Speaker 12 (31:58):
Russ, I can't believe you are allowing this behavior. Insubordination
is running a muck within the Monsters. There was a
corn dog dilemma this morning, if you remember correctly, I
had to change a segment well in that in that
at that time, Angelie, the Dancing Queen was listening and
(32:21):
could have.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Solved that problem. She could have brought corn dogs.
Speaker 12 (32:24):
Ouch, you need to cut out a bok woman.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, but if she would call it the corn dogs,
I would have had the wine Diva. It was supposed
to be a corn dog wine pairing, so it wouldn't
it wouldn't have helped.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Thank you, though I still should about she's still should
about corn dogs?
Speaker 7 (32:39):
No, because I was gonna bring something, but you already
ordered the biscuits.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah, big biscuits that everybody loved.
Speaker 7 (32:44):
And so thank you for my fault the wrong thing.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
I didn't realize people hated biscuits. What a weird thing.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Too much biscuits, Too much biscuit in the pans.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Dance morning monsters.
Speaker 13 (32:57):
How are y'all doing today? I had a crazy night
last night. Yesterday w I was driving home from work.
I saw a big ass cotproach. I was crashed my car.
I go right to the Dollar General and got some
bombs and I turned the bombs on in my car
and I waited till.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
They were done.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
I hate balls.
Speaker 13 (33:18):
But y'all have a good day.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I Oh, your car wents are really stink.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yeah, and they say on those things, don't know them
in a car.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, she needs to You need to check in with us.
Speaker 11 (33:29):
Let us know that you're still with us, to replace
the filter, filter filters and all the things, and like
definitely let her all air out.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Yeah, you're going you're gonna get cancer when you're seventy.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Let's see, she.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Would be like that bug from.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
She's gonna become that ball.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
It's gould become that bug because you exposed herself.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I guess I hope you guys are doing well well.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Onlyed liand will be talking like that, like weirdly, you know,
they invented this thing a long time ago called chewing.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Just try that.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Thanks by, I chew my food.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
But sometimes every now and then you don't chew food
and nothing people choke.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
We thought he's afraid to eat spaghetti because he phrays
afraid will choke him, and he's afraid to eat peanut buttery.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
You never had that happen where you've eaten spaghetti and
only like half of it's gone down, like half of
it's still in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Never in my life sixty years, never had that.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Old guys, you're messing with me right, like this is
the thing that happens to.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
Everybody years old. Never, what is your problem? Eat you
toiling spaghetti? You do what you think is a good
job chewing. But then like like there's three pieces that
somebody's missed. They're swallows now. But the spaghetti goes down,
but you're still in your mouth. You gotta be like,
never in my life you messing with.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Me, sir, correctly or cut it or I chew my
food just basically your food.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Who's time for all that chewing? Trying to eat?
Speaker 7 (34:56):
It's just like you washing your feet?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Okay, you work in a hot But how many people
choke daily?
Speaker 8 (35:01):
A lot?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
How many? How many on spaghetti?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
None?
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Spaghetti out of somebody who's people choke on water and
stuff because they're trying to like breathe and talk while
they're drinking, which is another thing you do, you know,
but more on water, elderly, do I do.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
We need to thick in your How do people die
of choking every day? You don't know? A lot? Yeah? Yeah,
from food though I'm talking about talking water. Old people.
Speaker 7 (35:28):
Listen, you're choking on stuff?
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Like how many people dive to Approximately fifteen people die
from choking every day in the United States?
Speaker 2 (35:37):
How many on spaghetti?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
They don't have the spaghetti ye.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Try it pape in How many people die of eating spaghetti?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
However, you die of choking on spaghetti? Choking on spaghetti?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
One guy?
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, spaghetti, freddy? Okay? AI Overview. The specific number of
people die from choking on spaghetti each year is.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Not because we can't find one, I happen one more on.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
Yeah, spaghetti and other noodles have been identified as choking
risks for children, not for people.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
People does.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
Better say children.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
It's the fourth leading cause of death of Italians.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I'm willing now that's racist.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
You're racist. So those are the hot takes, all right.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I want to remind you that this coming Thursday, we're
going to be out at Teddy Morris's Dayton and o'harley
Davis and doing a live show from six to eleven.
Come join us live. It's the kickoff of by Toberfest
and we look forward to seeing you there This Saturday.
If you don't have planned it's the Fall Harvest Festival
out at Mount Dora. The Parade of Scarecrows will be happening.
We also got a big great drone display, Deranged Display,
(36:49):
cat Ridgeways performing live. I will be out there, come
out and say hy, I all have copies of my
children's book that I wrote, and if you want to
get those sign I'll be glad to do that for you.
And on October twenty five, it is the Monster Brew Bus.
A handful of tickets available, like twelve or so tickets available.
Grab those while you can, because when they're gone, they're gone.
It's a sold out, it will be close to being
(37:10):
a sold out event. Just go to Real Radio, dot FM,
slash brew to get your tickets for the Monster Brew Bus.
Angelique what you Got?
Speaker 7 (37:18):
Follow me on Instagram Angelique Dancer, and you can follow
Tanjelik as well because I'll be over there so I'll
be posting stuff on both the pages and we will.
I will see you guys on the Brew Bus on
Saturday the twenty fifth. Angel and I have something that
I guess we could talk about later in the twenty sixth,
but no, we might have something here in Orlando. And
then follow Real Radio one O four to one on
all social media platforms.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Angel what you Got.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
I might not allowed to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
I was, no, you can talk a lot, so man, hey.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Orange, we will be there like a whole second.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, hang me up on any social media platform. It's
officially so.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Email me age Latroad Radio dot found and a mister
Ryan Day.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
You can follow the new trailer from my movie Deadly
Spaghetti Homes comedy.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Stay tuned for the news jockey. Right after the Monsters
In at three o'clock is the Jim Colbert Show. We're
back tomorrow and we'll be doing corn dog wine tasting.
He better be here, friend, Chef Can from angel Ryan
and Angeli and Donnas mess up, Marry Man and what
traveling Lady Russ all lot of water rock weller. Hey, guys,
thank you so much for listening. We ain't gotta go home,
we gotta get the hell up out of here.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Swirl here food
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