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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome back to the monsfor morning. You heading one more?
Where are we gonna put?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That was okay? So that wasn't Mexican food. That's yeah,
it's Caribbean. It's we got rice and beans. We had
a figure.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Is it Puerto Rican?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Is it? Uh? Probably it could be. Uh they are
probably a couple that owns that places. Probably Puerto Rican. Uh,
it's uh. Mosito Latin Cuisine is a Latin food truck
serving unique green plantain based tacos and our famous cup
full of delicious food mafungo fernnulas. So yeah, Puerto Rican
and what you ate rus really good? Well you ate
(00:42):
is the infamous or not infamous, the ridiculously famous.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
They call those banchos.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
And what a ban cho is and it's a hard,
hard peat chow. They take whatever your proteins are, whether
you like pork or steak or what else chicken, and
they'll be sauce it up real well and they'll grill
it open flame boom boom, boom boom, and then there's
usually a They had a couple of sauces for you
to choose from.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Man, Latin food is good. That's where I was going
with that.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And said, this is this Mexican can know.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I looked at it, you know what I said, Venezuela, Columbia,
Puerto Rico.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah, Raca's peaches are not a Mexican thing.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
No, no, yeah, definitely Caribbean. And that's all just to
remind everybody. We got Ky Orange going down this weekend.
This is Sunday, October the twenty sixth. H Angelique and
myself will be out there at noon on Sunday and
doing some presenting and whatnot. So definitely definitely get your
tickets and come out and enjoy some great food. The
food that we've had this week rust has been amazing.
(01:41):
It's all food trucks that are going to be there, so.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Okay, I I everything has been great. I don't know why.
I like those little those little it looked like fried
monzarella estates, but their.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Coroquettas man, Yeah that that Croquetta's now, that's definitely idi
that as Cuban food. I don't know about you, Daisy,
Croqueta's harmon the cassel.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Yeah Croquetta, yeah, definitely, Yeah, that's more of.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
A Cuban kind of thing. And I'm with you, Rustler.
I love Croquetta's. I gonna eat those all day long.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
And they had those little Cuban sandwich sliders and that
was the food truck earlier.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
I ted a Cuban restaurant two days ago downtown or
first time ever.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, that's one of my favorite dishes.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Old clothes, Yes, and it's delicious.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
I don't know why did they name it.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
It's all tattered up like old clothing.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Yeah, because if you look at it looks like shredded
like clothes.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, say that it tastes delicious.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Well, eat my old clothes, right.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Did you get a chance to try the uh?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
And I got full, I'll be honest with you, because
we bought breakfast.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
We got food and show up just order food. By
the way, I never said thank you to that guy.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
This dude from California, California, Zachary Conklin sent us money
to buy breakfast for my littal.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
State of California. We're funded by liberals, Jesus.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I love it.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
Well, thank you, thank you for the breakfast.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
We filled up and then angels like we got food
out here, like, oh my gosh, and we can't not
eat it because you've got to be able to talk
about it.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Yeah, called Orange Street.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So what did I forget?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
What?
Speaker 7 (03:18):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So it's again the food truck that we have Isarito
Latin Cuisine and it's one of the food trucks. And
then again today we got roasted pork, We've got rice
and with beans, we got those, we've got panadas. And
then Russ got to try his becho with Yeah. You
got to say with a hard p though, because it's what.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
He hasn't had. Hardis is in there roasted pork?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah? Yeah, but you got to.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Say because it's it's one of those words is if
you say it too soft, that could be interpreted as
you're saying something else.
Speaker 10 (03:54):
Yeah, yeah, just no, no, no, we cannot.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
That'll be all hard.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
He's gonna you're not very Spanish now, all of a sudden,
it's like you're looking different to me.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Speaking span I got the I love that Daisy looked
at me.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
When you're gonna shave that beard.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You don't like it, and Svannah doesn't like it.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
I don't like it.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I'm sorry you look better clean cut.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I appreciate that girls have Fox thirty five, but the
girls of Fox thirty five.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
They love people like it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
By the way, I will be on the four oh
seven on Fox thirty five today. And yeah, the girls
there they said they like it.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
That is weird.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It's probably because everybody around them has to be clean cut.
Speaker 9 (04:41):
Oh so maybe the news for the news they you didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Tell me what you thought, Angelie.
Speaker 10 (04:49):
I'm a little bit like at the beginning, yes, and
then now I don't know. There's I don't hate it.
I don't hate it.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
You love me how it goes for me?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Wait what I like it at first, but now that's okay,
whoa Okay, So I'm.
Speaker 10 (05:06):
Just gonna I'm gonna pivot from that and say, you
asked a question about why is it orange because it's
Orange Street, because it's on Orange Avenue, Orange, because.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Orange is the national Florida thing.
Speaker 10 (05:20):
No, it's on Orange Avenue. They they close off Orange Avenue.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Avenue Avenue Orange then and.
Speaker 10 (05:30):
It actually, yeah what happened Orange Hapanel a while ago,
and it kind of died down, I believe, and it's
being brought back.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
So Fiesta Ga.
Speaker 10 (05:39):
Orange and it's the Sunday angel and I will be there. Uh,
this is one of the representing the monsters will be
there and general admission is ten dollars. They have a
bunch of different people there, so even if you are
not Latin, come enjoy the Latin food.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh it's because you're Latin. That's why you're there.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
That's literally why it was.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Everybody but yeah street and they ask you.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
They asked you to go out there on Sunday.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Yeah, but they like, I'm in my rider that I
need bean Jos and they're gonna do it.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
Joe Line music and just there's just a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
It's literally a street party. It's a street interested have
a good time. I would love for you to come
out and join us.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
And it's higher than my interest rate from that mortgage guy.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Down from.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
You can do that.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
When we come back.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
We got doctor Daisy your if you haven't done it, Yeah,
well mine sponsored at ten o'clock.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Guys, when we tell you that time real estate, you're going.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
You can get real estate with.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
That mortgage guy down for that mortgage guy.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
And when we come back, Hey, last I saw there
was like six tickets left for the Monster brew Bus.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's a Halloween brew bus. Grab those last.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Six tickets, two buses full going to several locations.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
We don't to think emmac fence.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Just call moo Jersey, Mike's, MCA Transportation and puddle Jumpers
all for sponsoring the event. And it's Saturday, Big Monster
Brew bus is going to be fun. If you want
to meet us at one of the locations, we'd love
to see you there. If you don't get on the bus,
it's going to be a party. Welcome back. I'm Russ
along with angel Angelique Daisy del Toro.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Right now it's tign for the King of Denmark. Right
homes and make his day romersion.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
So full as I'm full?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Soon?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Can we just taking a nap right now?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Real quick?
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Power ship sea no one so down for that.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Takes time for Roca shut. You got the day lass away.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
We did We did this any ten twenty two.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
This is not this is not the coddude, Come and
I got the.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Paper right here.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You're not locked into a time.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
There is doctor Daisy sex therapist.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
Yeah, well so why does it doctor Daisy sex therapist
n kod join forces.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Well it's almost like you read my mind.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Oh Ryan Holmes, do you have a sex question to.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Old on dude, hold on your taarpons, lady, because it's.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
About to go. Oh what people say.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
I'm just like, right now, there's a sixty five year
old gay woman in our texting service that hates me
and it makes me less.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
It all she's ever done. You can read their text message.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
All she ever does is say like how much I
suck and I it's funny.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
I'm not funny.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
She started in twenty eighteen, and then good, good for you.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I ain't for you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
I'm not for sixty eight year old gay women. I
just that's not exactly my core audience. I don't if
you want to, If you want to be sixty eight
and gay and following, that's cool, but not you, ma'am
one specific one not allowed.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Not allowed.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
She's still listening after all that time.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
I don't care. She and old bitch.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
So that women that are lesbians are called gay, yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Yes, it's part of the.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
People were just for me.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, but it's lesbian gayd.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
All lesbians are gay, but not all gays they're lesbian. No, no,
you just figured it out.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, everyone who's yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Yeah anyway, okay, well okay, you learn something new to
that today.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
I learn.
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Yeah you're not sixty.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Great, No, I learned that learn is not a gay. Wait,
lesbians are gay, but gays.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Are not lesbians, not necessarily so.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
In fact, though, if you have sex with the same sex,
you're gay.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Okay, okay, so you gay?
Speaker 11 (10:06):
Oh yes, but I haven't done it yet, so day lesbians,
I am, but I haven't done it yet.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Wait, that's kind of messed up. Actually, there's a specific
one just for dudes.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
Now, what the heck?
Speaker 7 (10:22):
There needs to be a word for gay men that
only means gay men.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, like, well there is, but you can't say on
the radio. You can't say that.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yes, I've heard it in comedy.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Wait, I don't like that's a slur.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
I don't agree with that.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Second of all, that would also apply to everybody, yep,
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yeah, oh yeah, that would mean one people ask your question.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
Okay, cool, let's list let's shop a word like because
lesbian is such a specific word and it comes from
historical play meaning like the Isle of Lesbos. So they
would say, like, where's the place that gay men are
famous from historically?
Speaker 7 (11:05):
And we can call it that England?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Right?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, there was there is in England. Known for it there.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
Well, there's a lot of countries that are known for
especially in the hierarchy of like in like different kingdoms
and stuff like when they had parties and everybody was yeah,
well it's written in the history.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
If you call someone a bear, like that's usually like
a gay man, that's a gay man a bear.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Yeah, but not all gays or bears. Summers summer.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Because I learned there's tops and bottoms.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
To this correct, yes, yet learning a lot about the
gage with the KOD that was definite was for that
one lady.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
She says she likes the rest of us, so you
know makes too, ma'am I like you, ma'am, y, she
likes all of us.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, you sound like a fine lady.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
I like this lady, she says.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
I'm a fifty eight year old straight woman and I
love Ryan Nice thirty eight year.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Old straight man loves the ko D. Thank you, hey
go if you love.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Me text in seven seven zero three one the switch
hitter also call me a hero. Oh anyways, doctor Daisy
sex therapist, I do. I got one for you too, Okay.
Next month I hit my ten year anniversary with.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
My wife oh snap, yeah past a seven year itch.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Oh yeah, we've been itching and scratching it.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Oh good, You're gonna be fine.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
How long have you been married.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
I've been married for two we no, i've been married
for two years, but we've been together for ten. I
do always say it that way. I've been my wife
for ten years. That's what I'm gonna say it. That's
how I always phrase it until I hit my actual
ten year anniversary and then I'm like this tennybody, Ah,
all right, but like it's not an itch. But like
when you when you when you're with somebody this long,
(12:48):
five to seven days a week, you know, things things
over time can get a little mooring. You know, like
you just kind of you can kind of go through
the motions. You're like, okay, let's let's hit the bedroom again.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
Do you schedule it?
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Okay, it's not scheduled by me, but because of the
way our lifestyle is, there are scheduled.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Day but.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
You have a scheduled day day Sunday, it's the only day.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 10 (13:15):
I know somebody who did that literally was like, oh
it's two o'clock, come on, let's go.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
And I was like, what got how do you do
that both are working adults with opposite schedules.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
It's not so. The Sunday is the only day that
we can make.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Any time, Ryan, what is the question?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
The question? What's question?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
What the question?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
My question is h huh?
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Where is the best place outside of the bedroom to
get down?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I have stories? Okay, this is a perfect one. Is
the most fun I've ever had, I think.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Okay, Okay, okay, So.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
This is question because doctor Daisy just gives personal opinions
such of what could make your sex life better? Okay,
so I'm not a real doctor, but this could fix everything. Okay,
this is my therapy to you. Take your car, yours,
not her.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Car, your car.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
It's pretty dirty, but okay, get her in the car
with you. Okay, drive into the woods where it's like
really isolated and describing kidnapping. Then when you get to
this lonely place where there's only crickets, lights and.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Moon, it's definitely kidnapping.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Take her out of the car, throw her on the
front hood of the car, and bang her so hard
that they ever she will come home like wow, and
you won't ever fix the damage on your car, which
will be your car and she will feel safe that
you'll never cheat on her because like every time you
(14:51):
look at the dent, you'll be like, that was me
being a match of men on my water.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
Drive into the woods, put her on the hood and
then dent the roof of the.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Car by banging her. Though not not just.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Yeah right, don't just dent it for denting it, like
dent it while you're actually yeah, memories, So she has memories.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
This is about creating a lasting impression on.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
The hood of the car.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And she starts getting mouth and you just point to
the hood of the car.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Yeah, baby, this is all you remember that.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
Wow, okay, everything is the right.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
So for you guys, it's about threats and kidnapping. It's
not a.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Dark romantic okay, all right.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
I think you you seem like you're a spicy lover and.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
Wow, okay that's a segue.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
There's the weirdest words ever heard, Like if you, I feel.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
Like you're a passionate individual, you know, and the bedrooms
probably get boring.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
For you as well.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
I'm only this is ten years. This is the first
time I'm like, bed you're boring. Like I'm the same,
I like the same all the time.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Like, I'm the guy that eat the same sandwich every day.
I will I wear the same clothes if you let
meish what.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Every day fish.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
There's the tackles. But now I'm like, we got it.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Like and I've tried a couple of places, like I've
seen like have you tried like a table, a table outside,
like a kitchen table?
Speaker 9 (16:21):
Okay, kitchen tablet it is.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
It seems so sexy in the movies. It's not. You
forget that a table is just a piece of flat wood.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
Okay, I've got a suggestion for you, which is what
I call my things.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
Okay with going So, go and get a hotel room,
huh in a high rise hotel.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Okay, Open the windows and allow.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Open the windows you are spicy.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Open the blinds, okay, and you have her stand right
there in the front and you guys can switch places,
but right there because.
Speaker 9 (16:55):
It's high enough to know what's watching you, right because
you're up there.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
But it's still the thrill of the possibility of someone
seeing you and it being spicy that I don't know
the first floor.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
You walk by, you know, would do stuff like that,
Remember I wanted to do that in secrets.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
She wasn't down. There's these people walking by.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
I start, I started, I want to say, I was like,
I started taking off my shirt and then all these
people stopped and paused, and I'm.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Like, never mind, here's the difference at secrets right over,
Then you're dealing with people who are looking to watch
you do it, right.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
I feel like what she's saying it is very.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Exciting because then you're like, what if somebody has binoculars?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
What if somebody's in a helicopter.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Like flying by?
Speaker 5 (17:48):
And then you're just like thinking all these crazy things.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
What if somebody across from us who was like on
the fiftieth floor.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
Spices it up because on her own the probability of
it is very low. But something that like thank God,
or a balcony or I mean, I'm with you in
the car in a little different but I.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Say, nobody's there except maybe a raccoon.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
I say it. I say, listen, if you want to
go and do what Daisy said. So if we start
off kind of what Daisy says, I just say, go
to a remote place where you both I'm going to
be as creative as I can. Okay, you both are
driving the car at the same time. But because you
are in the wood, there are some bumps, and it
(18:33):
actually would be pretty cool. I would tell you to
try it downtown on some streets, but that's kind of
against the law. But that was fun to try it
though the way she says it, I knew.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I'm just imagining that, like the five raccoons that were
watching Daisy in the woods.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Yeah, that's how we propriate.
Speaker 12 (18:55):
Man.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
You got and flint out there from Pocahon as the car.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Yeah, Ryan, Ryan, the dent on the car. I'm telling you,
it's a proven tactic.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
I lasted a very long time with this human because
it always reminded me of the moment when he decided
it's okay to be a beast.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
Wow, you to go there, that's good. Where are you
out on beach? Beach time?
Speaker 13 (19:21):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (19:22):
The only problem? Okay, bring a blanket.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
The only problem with beach time if you don't have
a blanket is the sand.
Speaker 9 (19:29):
It hurts us. Even even with the blanket, it could
be hurtful.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
Why do we have this romantic idea of like hooking
up on a beach when that literally seems like the
worst place to do it.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, because the ocean's beautiful, and the ocean sounds.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
So good in your ears. You're just and you're thinking,
there's like a giant turtle that's just an come.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Up a Cinderella. When you're coming, like you start the
bang and all these birds land on you.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I'm imagine the turtle's watching you. Now.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
Yeah, you like sometimes you go out like in a
parking lot, have parking lot, and then there's the snakes
and all the snakes are looking at you and they
are hissing.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
You're like, yeah, like a beast. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah, what's the honest animal that's ever watched you have sex?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
I can't crab.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
It was all these little like little leggs and and
then stopped and go oh clamp, clamp clamping.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
I don't know what you're talking about that.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
I always kicked my animals out of the room when
I'm doing I'm popcorn.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
I don't know like some people leave their animals in
the room. I always kicked my animals, like whether it's a.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Cat or a dog, do you African Safari and there
was a lion there and he's just watching and he was.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
Like a.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
Bang it, daisy.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
My dogs leave and disgust.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
When it starts, they're like, dog actually stopped that day.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
They run out of the room, like, oh no, they're
doing that again.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
My dog walked in on me the other day and
it was like I traumatized that puppy. She was like
not okay, Yeah, she thought I was kicking them out
because they don't know Christina was.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Attacking attacking you. Yeah, you're so you're the lazy one. O.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Oh yeah, what about me? Says I'm a good lover?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Nothing nothing, You weren't wait, daisy, Daisy, Let's say that
they don't want to leave the house, right, they don't
want to.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
So what are your thoughts about? Does does your wife
have high heels?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
The letters?
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Does she have high heels? I don't know what is your.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
Thought process on if she keeps her high heels on?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Okay and pretends to be Betty Boop in the kitchen,
Oh yeah, I grab the vacuum, start vacuuming, Beny Boop
outfit Betty.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
You throw the vacuum to the side, turn it off
or don't turn it off.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Leave it suspost like you don't know what it's gonna
suck up next.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
And then you're like on the counter.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Throw her on there.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Yeah, look out the window and there's a bunch of
squirrels eating nuts.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Too, So you gotta go home and tell Christina. Listen,
put on some high heels and vacuum and wait for
what happens that.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, hold your breath.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
Yeah, all right, by the kitchen, just leave that door,
leave the door open, and then there you go, and
woodpeckers will come there now with the woodpeggers, the animal,
the woodpeckers, the woodpeckers.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
You know what's slowly pecking away at your finances is
if you have a high into the straight with the mortgage.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Guy done from that mortgage guy downe. He can help
you out.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
He can.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
He can be the little raccoon in the woods to
better mortgage. Oh don.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Sure, I feel like I need a cigarette, but I'm
not sure if I do.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I know, I do?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
You know what else is going up and smoke your money?
Speaker 8 (23:05):
If you don't use that mortgage guy don for that
mortgage guy down I'll find one eventually.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Traditional mortgages refis he.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Locks all of the ones and small business loan Don
has one thousand five star Google reviews.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
On Google Enough check that out.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Check out a show on Saturdays fro night at ten
thirty here on Real Radio.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Fritz is on their MJ's on there.
Speaker 8 (23:25):
It's a lot of funny domestifies the mortgage business.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
And so it shall be well.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Play your hot takes and your messages when we return,
if you haven't left one yet.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Now it's a good time.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
Only from old lesbians that hate me.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, all the old lesbians that Hay Ryan you can
right now.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Out his window.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, And we'll play those when we come back. You're
listening to the mantra of the morning.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
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Speaker 1 (24:15):
His belly is full, he is tired, and he's slur
in his words, and I'm drunk. You didn't get in tequila,
did you?
Speaker 7 (24:23):
I know to get Yeah, I drink it all, but
I like, yeah, I drank it all. I expect it.
I don't expect it to ever be there.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
When it shows up, I'm happy about it, but I'm
never like we're a up toe quila.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
But also, Daisy, we're you know what I'm gonna do
now when I come up and bring a big bottle.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Okay, do we have any any hot takes or messages today?
Speaker 13 (24:48):
We do.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
If you want to be a part of the show,
you go to the iHeartRadio after you use the talkback function.
If you said us as the number one pre set
on there by the way on your smartphone and your
smart car as well, and you hear.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Something of the show after the this little message, it's
time for the hot.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
He's afraid to say diddy full No, he's just tired.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Hot Egg. Top of the morning, boys, poor from Jacksonville.
You know, Daisy's always good for a great quote.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Every time she's on, she gives a really good quote.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
And the quote today was wait a minute, lesbians are gay? Yeah,
that made my day as well. Let's see uh Hot Egg,
Hey Ryan, this spam. I'm over here in Daytona Beach Shores.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Why don't you come over in.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
Your high heels and pick up my vacuum and take
care of my carpet, and you could grab a hold
of my kitchen island. And I'm okay, I can read
faster than he's talking, and it would have gone badly,
I know, Like I ain't doing it by the end
of that, like it started off as a joke and
(25:57):
by the time he thought about it.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Let's see a hot day, Boom boom.
Speaker 15 (26:07):
Russ knows all about pink chos. When he has to
go to the bathroom, he pin chows, he sweamp, hazy
del toro, if fire, Angelico shirrel.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Nice till the end. Let's see Hot Egg.
Speaker 13 (26:26):
Big Daddy Dave here, Hey Ryan, I heard you last
time when I called your kind of upset, I called
you a douche. So I'm not gonna call you a
doushe anymore. And actually you are pretty funny, she says,
I'm not gonna call you a douche anymore. Hey, angel
you're a pretty cool guy, Big Daddy Dave out.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
People want to tell us where they get weird at
Hot Egg.
Speaker 16 (26:53):
So talking about spicy together time, Yeah, you should try
a church back because yeah, in my youth. I was
able to get into my church and uh, you know, hey,
nobody was around during the week, so uh, me and
the girl had had some fun. And you know that
church doesn't exist anymore, so.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
You know, was WEIRDO.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
Anyway, I'm pretty open to things. I don't know about
that one though.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
I haven't been to church and minute, but the baptismals
where they baptized the babies, right, yes, well.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Some churches will do as an adult, so it depends
on what what denomination he was, I guess maybe, but so.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Chu bang yeah, I know, yeah, that's how you get
a sports jigs. Let's see hot.
Speaker 12 (27:44):
Hey, Ryan, I got an idea for you and Christina.
My boyfriend in high school used to love this. He
used to say, put little white bobby socks on and
a really tiny skirt but no panties, and he would
love to do it with the white bobby socks and
a little short skirt.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
It didn't matter where.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Really, I don't think you can find socks would fit
him though.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Nice.
Speaker 7 (28:19):
What's a bobby sock?
Speaker 9 (28:20):
It's like a short, thin sock and it rolls over
and normally, like school girls.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
The good ones have a little balls in the back.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
You know, they have little bows.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
They get a little ball, like a little ball.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
You like the balls in the back, little furry ball. Yeah,
you like the balls in the back for you. Okay,
let's see hot.
Speaker 17 (28:41):
Hey, y'all. Okay, So yesterday Ryan's segment ended up with
ghosts possibly working for the government in little cells of pockets,
and then today it involves raccoons watching you bang in
the wood. What is going on? So looking forward to
the brew bus this weekend, and you're gonna love me
(29:03):
and my husband's costume. See you this weekend.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Tell me it's a raccoon.
Speaker 7 (29:11):
Let's see you got time for one more?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
One more?
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Yeah, I have to skip through all these ones where
people just yell at us about the White House.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Hold on.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
There's a lot of yelling ones.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
At the White House.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
It's the East Wing, Hot Dagg West Wing.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Wherever.
Speaker 14 (29:26):
Hey, morning monsters. I just had a question for Angel
plan on coming out to the event. I have a
pretty extensive collection of forty five for my grandmother. It's
north of one point fifty. It's all in the older stuff.
So just because of what you guys were talking about,
I know Russ was kind of joking about you know
Paulinka's first album. I was just wondering if if older
(29:49):
stuff is something you guys are interested in me bringing,
or if I should steer clear.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, dude, I ain't got no problem paul Anka falls
into that. What's that easy listening kind of stuff? Yeah,
I mean I understand what's gonna happen. We're gonna have
a sign up list. We're gonna play a couple tracks.
We're not listening to full length albums, right, So like
you'll come up. So in your case, if it's a
couple of forty fives, you know, and you can resign
up for the list, It's not you sign up for
the list and you're one and done. But you sign
(30:13):
up for the list you want to bring up a
couple forty fives, will play them. I got a guy
text me earlier asking the length of like if I'm
cutting off songs. Look, dude, if you're if you have
an album and one song is a thirty minute song
on one side of vinyl, obviously I'm not gonna play
the whole thing in that case, but you know, we
want to keep it fun and move in and have
a like a groovy time. Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
That's tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Hey, I want to say congratulations to uh dunnill or
Rawlings to Billy Gardell, Nick Schwartz and TJ Miller, Guy Tory,
Christy Martin and Teal Piper, who are all nominated for
the Monster Guests Hall of Fame. You guys will be
able to vote next week. Listeners will decide who the
next you know a Hall of Fame member is. You
(30:57):
mentioned Gardella Mayre, I did mention, Yeah, I mentioned me
in there, and she'll be able to vote on that
next week. There's still a couple of tickets left for
the Monster Brewbus. Grab them while you can. It's a
real radio, real radio dot FM slash Brew. That's real radio,
dot FM slash Brew. What you got, Daisy del Toro?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Remember my film festivals coming up November fourteenth.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
We're gonna do an awesome red carpet. I want you
guys to come dress up and hang out with us, and.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
That's gonna be at the Renaissance by the Orlando Airport.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
Angelique Woo come visit angel and I and maybe possibly
Ryan if he wants to get a little lighting in him.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
I mean, well, only we go down to Bumpy Road.
Speaker 10 (31:36):
Girl Yessica Orange this Sunday in downtown Orlando and then
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at Roal Radio dot Fm. Bring you all final tomorrow
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Speaker 1 (32:15):
Hey, guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home. We gotta get the hell up.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
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