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Speaker 1 (00:07):
I read a monster winter yesterday, the one thousand dollars
so on board.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Awesome when all the money you can, guys, welcome back
to the monsters.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
In the morning on re Radio one oh four point
one is already ten o'clock.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's crazy. Goddamn damn. I just listened to some Fergie
and during the break, you.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Know you want to do you listen to listen to
do the national anthem?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
All right, so she had a bad day, but you
know class then I like I like Fergie better Nold
Nancy will gwincelpon me? What out of the marchess? Morning's
reb Radio one o four point one.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Now it's right. But the King of them I ran
home to make his daily proclamation, no more music.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
From you.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
From fom got.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
I'm dagging a wab boys, it's.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
Time for the telepark by shut the King on the
Ship's nice all way?

Speaker 8 (01:10):
All wre.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
D D D d d's nuts, you guys almost said,
King of the Hill has brought to you back the hill.
What are you doing, dude, King of Denmark brought to
you by that mortgage guy down.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
From that mortgage guy down dot com.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
I'm on that later.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
Okay, you're an insane person. After that last segment, this
man did nothing. But if you watch the YouTube, I
didn't even put it into the break was played Fergy
songs the whole efferent break and then that.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Then I remembered.

Speaker 7 (01:50):
Then I remember, here's why I don't think Fergy's hot
because I hate her music.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I love music. It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Sing gross.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
That's exactly that stuff was playing exactly what I was
like going to college. So it was all I would
hear those songs at Night's library because we went a lot,
so like you know, let's call it four nights a week.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Those I can't These.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Are definitely bangers. Are the one song is playing is
definitely a banger right and had its moment. But no,
here's the true tale, Russ. Did you just add that
song or did you buy that song?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh no, I went to YouTube to find it. I
just remember.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Just so, every time I've seen Fergie perform on stage,
I like her. And when I ever watched Gwince Funnie,
something about her I think is snotty.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I don't like her.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I think Fergy seems like she's cool, hanging hanging with
the people.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
She seems like.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
No, you definitely could not hang out with her.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I could hang with Fergy. No, no, you couldn't. It
just lets me know again.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Oh so Gwen Stefana came up through the punk rock
circles of southern California.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
So yeah, so she hung out with the people.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
There's concerts of her being all sweaty crown and yeah
and being of that you're not gonna find anything with.
And again it's two different like two different genres and everything.
But when you say, oh, she's from the people and
this and that whatever, No, she just.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Saw a video where she's partying with everybody angel.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
It's a music video as opposed to a real life
concert footage of Gwen Stefani.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
Can you play just the beginning part of Spiderweb's Spiderweb
no doubt? I mean like that, if you ever hear
a song in your life that gets you going, it's
gonna be that.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I mean, I don't even know. It's a good card.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
We've had all week.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
That's crazy, is not even the best, Like.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
My hot take, I'll take Fergie over gwenn'sa Fani any day,
Go ahead, you and her mad.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
There was something about the ladies of the nineties and
maybe that's this.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Is where my nostalgia is.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
But there was some hot talented ladies that used to
exist during that period of time.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Playing it baby real quick?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
All right?

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Yeah, really, how do you not want to show during this?
Hell yeah, Fergie got nothing on this.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Hell yeah, like a little baby.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Voice.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I like this these things like a little baby all day.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
The lady.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
I'm gonna give you fine you could give if you're
gonna hot take, Fergie, I'm gonna give you my hot
take list of the hottest ladies of the nineties.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
All right.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
As far as musical artists go, who you got? Okay,
not hotter than at number five.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Let me think about this.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
For a second.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
While you're doing that, there's gonna be some dirty girl
while you're doing that, Ryan real quick, and you're compiling
your listener a second to do that, russ Uh. Out
of the two artists, Fergie or no doubt, Just basing
off of our music system that we have here, which
group do you think our person has more songs in there?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Probably no doubt because cases over everybody Cases over.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, they won.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
They're playing the sphere.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
They didn't win. They are telling you what I like exactly.
It's it's my you're picking the loser.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
They want all the time.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, they won.

Speaker 10 (05:28):
They're playing the sphere nineties, Hot Chicks nineties, she whines
when she sings, all Right, I'll give you what look controversial.
I'll give you hot take.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
A lot of people aren't going to agree with coming
into number five.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
For me, A lot of is more set, lots more set.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
For me, I like a lot of more set, a
lot more than I like when it's finny.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Lots more set. Is amazingly talented.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
I do happen to find her very attractive back in
the day I'm with you, she got so only got better.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh my god, A lot.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I agree with you, one hundred percent, A lot of
us all day. As she tall, she seems like she's short.
I actually don't know number four. I'm throwing.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
I'm throwing Gwen Stefani at number four. I love Gwen Stefani.
She's great, what a talented artist. But I always thinking
it must have been so hard because that entire album.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
She sings, but the entire she can't dance.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Follow me on this though, you're wrong, so so much
wrongs hot, but the album tragic in the.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Video hall about girls she's dancing in.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
That Oh yeah, that is bananas b A N A
n A.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah you think this spell bananas song. It's great, but to.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Be the bass player in no doubt when Tragic Kingdom
took off and made them super famous, because every song
in that album is about her ex boyfriend the bass player, and.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
He just had to sit there on world and slapped
the bass.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Somebody just takes it. What the hell is a Fergie?

Speaker 7 (06:56):
Ago likes Fergy because that's what he says that after
each eats a delicious meal that was fur delicious called furglis. Okay,
number four, number three, I'm gonna throw you. I'm gonna
throw you. This might be, this might be controversial.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I don't know. But like there's a version of Courtney Love.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Back in the day.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
You want to talk trashy, I do it all day long. Okay,
Like we're talking whole Courtney Love.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I don't know what it is between Gwen Stefani and
Courtney Love. When Stefani though I'm going Courtney Love too.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what it is about Courtney Love.
I really don't. Girl, she should not be that attractive
to me. Reason she is, And I really like it
wasn't it wasn't too bad at number two.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
This is hard.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
This is hard between number one and number two.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
But at number two, I'm gonna put Fiona Apple as
my number two. I love Fiona Apple that if you
ever get a chance, and you've never seen that, I.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Was never into like that wayfish kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Watched the music video for Criminal.

Speaker 10 (07:57):
Yeah, when you're a young Ryan Holmes growing up, it's
a bunch of crusty songs.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
That when I would go and buy an album and
I remember that people were saying, oh, Fiona, Fiona, and
I'm like, okay, they go buy it.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
So I went and bought the Fiona.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Album and I got home, I'm like, wow, I don't
really I bought Fiona Flannagan.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
You have to look it up, and I thought it.
I'm like, I don't know, I.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Don't I don't think this is I don't recognize any song.
You're like, what's the hype? What's all I'm trying to be?
And she looked kind of good on the cover. Flannagan
is who I bought and I thought I was getting.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
She's an Irish singer.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I wonder how many albums sold because of that I've been.
I've been a dumb dumb for a long time.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Wait a minute.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
She sang a song called Where Did the Cowboys Go?
But that's not the song I'm thinking of, because I'm
thinking of where Have All the Cowboys Gone? Yeah, which
is a different song by somebody else.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Fla and Fiona Apple, two different people.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Oh yeah, okay, but the number one.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
A lot of people forget this is the nineties chick,
but she is, and again, much like Gwen Stefani. I
don't like her today and the person, the craziness that
she's morphed into, but peak nineties woman will always be
from the fantasy song and the fantasy music video one
Mariah Carey.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
You cannot top Mariah Carey from them.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
You're going off to that music video.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, and let's say what that you're doing Courtney loves
so Courney loves celebrity skin.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Video that yeah, yeah, that's yeah, right after she had
got the boob job. Yeah, we're doing that.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
We're like in their heyday kind of thing. Like Britney
Spears was pretty damn.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Beautiful, and I always thought that she was way too young.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
Yeah, Britney Spears, there was always there's always a like
a little girl.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
She's older than me, so I'm going with it.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, No, I'm saying that the way that she portayed
or presented herself.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Yeah, you look back at that now you're like, well,
what were we doing?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Interested the schoolgirl out there?

Speaker 7 (09:54):
That the same time when you had the Olsen twins
countdown for their birthday, that was weird.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
That was a different time.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
But like that, I feel like we don't have the
same kind of powerful ladies like we had in the
in that period of the nineties. You know, you had
your jewels, You're Annie lennox Is the breeders, Like, how
about the area on the Grandees and whatnot?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
You've left out a couple of strategic ones. The Texters
are bringing this out, so I'm curious where these fall
into you. How did you leave of uh, Christina Aguilera.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Especially in the dirty Face. Oh I loved ex Tina.
Yeah that was a good one.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
How about Jewel, Jewel, jewel with this messed up tease man?
Very hot?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
You know who that is? So he doesn't know she
was in a band. It was the what the hell
is the name? I just know who?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
She had pretty uh walk like a walk like a magician,
walk like the Bengals walk like an a gypsum.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
The Bengals walk like a magician. How about how about
Shirley Manson sure from Garbage? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's
It's a good one.

Speaker 11 (11:02):
Man.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Like I just I don't know Natalie and Bruglia, anybody
with me on this one? From torn I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
That is I just remember her from the video, right,
this is not the super closed up on her face.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
The Hemans, what the Edie Brikel and the Nubau Heymenians.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I can't say.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Yeah, the only other one I can think of it
would be like the Redhead from Beef fifty two's.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I liked her when I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Okay, and I'm with you bull Wear, But that's a
super deep cut. Are either two of you familiar with
a band called Alastica?

Speaker 4 (11:39):
No, I do know the band Alastica.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
The front woman for Alastica ten what's her name, Justine Fleishman.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
She was amazing.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's a deep cut. Yeah, that is an album. So,
like I said, it's me and bull Wear.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
But to say Fergie is absolutely insane that there's so
many better female artists including Gwenson Fani. Way about I
put Fergie down in the bottom five. Fergie is down
there in the bottom five with Meredith Brooks.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Listen, man, I'm just telling you.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
And the big girl from.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Uh here's a good one.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
How about this about this artist, uh, the young lady
that fronted uh Mazy Star.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Oh that chick?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yes, So you don't think Fergie is hot at all? Video?

Speaker 4 (12:28):
If not, have you even a little bit?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Pull up her video?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I have pulled up her video and I can't even
do it.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh man.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Does something about her face. She either looks like a
dude or looks like does like hot.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
She's got a very mannish chin. I do not agree.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Let me hope, son of all. That's the the girl's
name from Mazie Star. Oh yeah, okay, So that's my
version of Wayfish.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
That I like.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah okay, So here's a picture of Fergie and.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Give me video with her moving. It doesn't work for
him unless it works.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
The problem with Fergie is noble. Okay, look at that.
So that's Fergy.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
And then she also reminds me of Ron Pearlman from
the Beauty and the Beast TV show.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
That is true weird. Look at Jall. It looks like
fer he's got a strong job at Linda.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Carlisle Linda Carlole, the lead.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Singer of the Go Gos back in the day. Oh,
she's pretty hot.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Well, you know where you should go?

Speaker 7 (13:28):
Go?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Rush? Where should I go?

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Go to that mortgage guy Done dot com right now
to get a mortgage that's right, that's right. It's not
the nineties anymore.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
And you can get a good interest right now with
that mortgage guy done from that mortgage.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Guy Don dot com.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Uh and and and you know he's just a mortgage
guy in the world. And you got a show on
Saturday from nine ten thirty here on Real Radio. Fritz
is on there, MJ's on there. It's a ton of fun.
And if you look at you, he locks me five
small business loans. That moksad does it, Don does it all.
He just helped my mom. He helped me get a house.

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Talk to her for a second or two because we
are getting ready for the Miss Monster burlesque show which
is happening in December, so we'll talk to her for
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Speaker 1 (14:57):
Could be your day. It is Friday, man already ten
twenty three. That's crazy really quick. This morning had fun boys.
Welcome back. I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan and Lady
James is here with us.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
How are you doing.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
I'm so good.

Speaker 8 (15:11):
Oh my gosh, little jet lags.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Well, I knowed you went to La.

Speaker 8 (15:14):
Yeah, I went to LA and did horror nights out
there on the rip tour.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
So you went to Halloween horror nights in La.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Yeah, I have a.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
Frequent fear pass here and then I write for a
website called Creepy Kingdom dot com. So I flew to
La to do their horror nights out there, and I'm
going to do a compare contrast article.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
That's a good idea. So well, yeah, what was their
theme there? Because I know here it's that Terrifier thing.

Speaker 8 (15:34):
Terrifier is like the IP, so they have him out
there too. The IP is like an intellectual property. It's
somebody else's character that they bought rights to.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Gotcha.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Yeah, so here it's supposed to be the the l
artista tortured artist here. Okay, out there they have monstros
so it's both celebration of Spanish culture and their their
I don't know what's the word, their nightmararores that's in
their storytelling, but just different ways.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
So they're in La. Their IP is they have the.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
Five different IP houses, so they have five Knights of Freddy's.
They have Arth the clown for that they had out there.
They have a Poltergeist house, so they have the Jason
House like we do here. It's just it's similar but
a few different things that are different. And honestly, I
think La killed it. Man. I was really impressed.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Well, yeah, I mean yeah, I think yeah, And have
you been here yet?

Speaker 8 (16:27):
Oh yeah, I have a frequent fear past, so I've
already been like nine times. I'm going on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
So yeah, my daughter and I.

Speaker 8 (16:32):
We go up for like after school, we'll go for
a house a snack and then we had out.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Oh that's funny.

Speaker 8 (16:37):
We go the Nightmare Fuel Show too, because we have
friends on that show.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
And of course you're heavily in the burlesque game.

Speaker 8 (16:44):
Yes, we just had our amateur show new winner for
our tenth year.

Speaker 9 (16:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
And then so the winner automatically is going to be
in the Miss Monster Burlesque Contest, which we are doing
December the fifth, And we're in the middle right now
of picking four.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Other people to be what you So you've got two?

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Yeah, we have two?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Okay, well let me see the we want to we
want to we want to start.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Making our runner up from last year.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, yeah, then we do have too. Ok Yeah, run
up from last year definitely qualifies. All right, so we
need three more. So if you are you know, if
you're a burlessed dancer and you would like to enter
the Mismoster Burless contest, get hold of me or I'll
get hold of Lady James or whatever, and we're going
to fill it out with five contestants. That's going to
be on December the fifth. It's at the Abbey. Also

(17:26):
that night, you're going to have Angelique is going to
dance burlesque, and Ambernova for the first time. Daisy's going
to do something on stage as well. Oh no, we're
all going to be there and it's going to be
a great time at the Abbey Friday night, December the fifth.
That's the last big thing we're doing of the year,
other than the last show of the year, which is
the thing, the last big nighttime thing we're doing and

(17:49):
really looking forward to it.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
And I want to thank you for helping us right well.

Speaker 8 (17:51):
Absolutely, it's my my boyfriend and ours third anniversary, so
we're going to celebrate that night with you guys, and
then we'll head out of town for a fun little weekend.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, and you're helping us today because you didn't know
the whole story, but she doesn't know the all the.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Uh intricacy type part of the narrative.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
This is a soap opera waiting to be written into
a treatment, waiting to be turned into a Netflix special.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I'll quickly tell you that. So this this costume, this
Jake costume.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Actually we call him Jake because there used to be
a guy that would come on the show.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
He was in a wheelchair.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
He had uh.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Well I know that. Okay, what is it that Jerry
Lewis does. Okay, Okay, So he was a Jerry Lewis
kid and anyway, but he was sharp and he was
funny and he would he would make fun of Jim
Colbert and cut Jim Colbert down and he was hilarious
and everybody loved this kid, Jake.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Well, Jake passes away. When Jake passed away, I'm like,
I want to remember Jake. So we're gonna call our
mascot Jake. And then we had a costume made so
when we went to the Predator games, we'd have somebody
wear the costume, the Jake costume, and people like taking
pictures with him.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
He's got a monster mask, it's a.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Mascot, yeah, and his chake and it's about a listener.
It's a really really cool thing. So we had a
guy that did it for a long time and he
would take the costume. He would come to the events,
he'd wear it, and he was awesome. He did a
great job and he took care of everything. I didn't
have to worry about it. So one day he comes
to us and he says, listen, I'm too old to
do this now. It's too hot. I'm going to be eighty.
Seventy was the seventieth there's something the seventieth thing, and

(19:26):
he's like, it's too hot. I'm like, okay, we'll do
a contest to find a new Jake. So we do
a contest.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
There's one guy who was really great in the costume.
He looked there's a sink on to Mayo party or
something like that. No, no, no, it was you're right.
It was Sinco. It was before we did the slap
with the bio. But and he comes in. He seems
like a great guy and I'm like, okay, some beers.
He brought beers. And he was a Mexican guy.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
So he said, we'll call you Mexican Jake, you know,
and the whole thing and opportunity and he's like, don't worry,
you know, you know, right, a equal opportunity.

Speaker 7 (19:53):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I'm like, you know, and so he said, don't worry, Russ,
I'll take care of the costume. I'll come to the events. Well,
he to several the events, and then all of a
sudden we don't see him again. Yeah, and and not
only that, but around the same time Daisy, you've met Daisy,
Daisy decides to hire this guy to be to be

(20:14):
a salesperson to sell tequila. She gives him two thousand
dollars worth of tequila to go and never sees him again.
We didn't see him again for months and months and months,
like almost exactly nine months.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Do the math?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Thereth there and and we we we thought that we
thought the costume was done and gone right two or
three weeks understand it.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
So we like we hit him up on social media,
We found out his profile. We had everyone bombard him somehow, somehow,
if someone might have gotten his number, calling, leaving messages,
like we networked and reached out of different ways to
try to get a hold of this guy.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
No response on zero nine months and then magically, uh,
it shows a box shows up down in the you know,
in the lobby, and it's got into the mother room.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
The whole Ja costume it's all there, but one of
the horns is broken off, and and you know.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I'm like, well, I could try to fix it myself.
An angel remembered coming to visit you. Yeah, and that
you know somebody that actually repairs costumes.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
Right, well we have.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
I mean, costume repair can be an interesting thing. So
I'm in addition to doing all the burless stuff, you
have to make your own costumes so I can look
at it and see what needs to be done to
fix it. Plus, you know, my boyfriend is a fabricator,
so I've got him on my back. Possible fabricator.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
No, her boyfriend's awesome.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
The last of my Monster bur Less somebody I made
a really bad sash and no crown at all, and
your your boyfriend came up with a sash.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
And a crown that was badass.

Speaker 8 (21:55):
This year, he's going to custom make one three D
printed with the Monster's logo for you guys. Oh good, Yeah,
it's gonna be awesome. That's Chao Creative Solutions. He's amazing.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
He is amazing, And I can't thank both you guys enough.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
And I'm looking forward to doing this at the Abbey
this year because we've done things there before a little
more intimate.

Speaker 8 (22:11):
It's a beautiful venue and as far as The first.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Time I saw burlesque was at the Abbey. And it's
a little closer you can see it's the dancing. You
can It's gonna be cool for fans.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
It's definitely on.

Speaker 8 (22:23):
Our home like venue. When we put up our big shows, good,
I'm excited when you have a smaller show. Go to
the dust, which is another thing I wanted to talk
to you about.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Tell me about it.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
So at the dinner book.

Speaker 8 (22:32):
No, it'll start ust. It's underground. It's that restaurant that
you're that place that used to be underground, Lee's Lakeside,
I guess, but now it's Yeah, but for years and
years and years now it's the Startus what we call
it the Dust.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
And there's a room inside called the dark Room. It's
an event space. It's a nice intimate space. And on
the twenty six my son and I are actually going
to be doing a Rocky Horror picture show Cabaret.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 8 (22:52):
So it's the fiftieth year anniversary for Rocky Horror. Yes,
he's loved it ever since. You know, he knew about
it growing up.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
My wife loves it.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
My kind of parenting. But he's a self taught musician.
He plays like nine different instruments. I don't know how
this kid got this talent. He'd just show up at
home with another instrument and play it beautifully within two weeks.
So he has his own nineteen twenties jazz band, the
Jazz Witnesses. He's twenty four and he has a nineteen
twenties Seriously, I respect that.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I think there's something cool about that.

Speaker 8 (23:22):
He's such a cool kid, seriously, and I like, how
does that connection?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
How does a connection with a nineteen twenties jazz band
connect with your your son ghost?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
He was raised right.

Speaker 8 (23:34):
I've always been a huge fan of big band and
jazz music. I'm a swing dancer myself, and so he
was always raised with that, and I brought him to
like scrolling that Zipper shows and Big Bad booted out
his show.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Remember there was a time that was so high exactly,
and I loved it.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
It was like a summer to it one summer to
the next summer. We're a swing by big band all that,
and they were coming to all.

Speaker 8 (23:56):
Those bands that you just mentioned, and they're all friends
of mine.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, they would come to our life, I know a lot, Yes,
And when we.

Speaker 8 (24:02):
Dance at Atlantic. We would dance at rat Pack Atlantic. Yes,
and I was pregnant with him at the time, so
I think he was, Yes, exactly, So his band and
me and a whole bunch of our performer friends. The
girl who's gonna compete at Miss Monster, Miss Daddy, She's
going to be with us, plus another one of my friends,

(24:22):
Billy Mick, who was among the Orlando's best of for
pop artists.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
How big is your son's jazz Maine?

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Three Pieces?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Three Pieces?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I'm just if he would like to write the very
last show we do at the end of the year
is always like a big fundraising event.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
If he would like to.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
Perform, I would love to give him that.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
It would be super cool.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
Yeah. Yeah, and they do amazing holiday stuff too. They
get hired out for events obviously will.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Promote them, and it's to try to raise money for
that's the last show of the year.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
It's for the coolish, for the homeless. Yeah, So if
they could he could perform, that would be.

Speaker 8 (25:00):
I'll extend that to them. Okay, Yeah, so this show,
it's okay, So everybody loves Rocky Horror Picture Show and
the music and everything, and we're gonna highlight all that.
We're not going to do the full movie. We're not
going to do a shadow cast because that's being done
a million times over town because of the anniversary. Sure,
so we're gonna sing the songs live, We're gonna play
the music live, and we're gonna celebrate the culture of
rocky horror and what it means to us. How our

(25:20):
experiences with that have the you know, the people come
and dress up, give out prizes from premiere Oh my god,
and yeah, just have a good time under My wife
absolutely love that for real. And it's and it's at
eight o'clock, so it's not a midnight showing, you know, so.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
You don't have to be out late.

Speaker 8 (25:34):
Yeah, it's a Saturday night, right, it's a Sunday night,
actually Sunday. It's a chill Sunday, eight o'clock, you know,
not too late.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
What's the date?

Speaker 8 (25:41):
The twenty six end's at the dust of this month,
at the end of the month.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, very cool. A lot of stuff going on, Yeah,
I guess so well.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
And for those of you, like I said, if you're
a burless dancer and you would like to enter the
Miss Monster Burless contest, it's going to be the twenty fifth.
I'm sorry, it's going to be the fifth, twenty twenty five. Yeah,
and uh, you know, get hold of me, email you, yeah,
and then and then we'll we're gonna pick five of
the best in town. It doesn't matter what troop you're
with or this year we're opening up to everybody and

(26:11):
special performances by Angelique the Dance and Queen and Abernova
and also Daisy del Toro, so all performing that night
and we'll all be there as well. So hey, thank
you for doing this. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Heah.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
You guys are my family.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
And if anybody needs to get hold.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
Of you if they want to get tickets for the
show at the end of the month. It's a rocky
horror picture show, live cabaret event bright dot com and
you can always look us up online of course, it's
in cuties dot com.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Very nice. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
Happy weekend, y'all.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
All right, well let me come back a sign for
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(30:25):
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Why don't you doing?

Speaker 7 (31:30):
That's here for the week?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer off
the week, and sea Lan's with us?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Sea lab going on?

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Monsters?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Hello, Hello, Hello, how are you? Russ?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I am wonderful. I do have a question for you
see late here in a minute or two. But let's
let's get the beer.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Okay, all right, real quick.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
So I just want to remind everybody that surfs up
in Cocoa bees for the National Kenney Foundation's fortieth Annual
Rich sail Like Surface. And that's going down Saturday, October
the tenth through Monday the thirteenth. Now what's awesome about
this is that when Savannah was here earlier in the
week to talk about said event, she dropped off some
commemorative brews that were made by Playlinda Brewing a couple

(32:14):
of notes there. Hey, play Linda, we want to play
with you next year when we do we've been there before,
having well we have not. So we went to Playland,
we did Brewing, Yeah, yeah we did.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
We did.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Maybe Titusville maybe you weren't there, And that's the one
that I didn't go to. Okay, I've never been to
Playland of Brewing. I thought I had been to Playland Beach.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, I've never. I haven't been there.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
And it's a little Titusville location. I don't remember going
to Titusville. Okay, So but they do the they to
help out.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
They did the.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Commemorative Playland of Blonde Ale for the Surfest and it's
got the cool little surface logo on there. So shout
out to Playland. It's the fortieth anniversary of the Surfest,
so check that out. And it's their blonde own another
Blonde Days. Blonde Ale for Linda Blondelle is that crisp,
refreshing golden ale comes in at five percent ABV reciprol

(33:06):
and effect.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
Yeah, because they had the key line beer not fully
remember this and it's so good.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah that's what that's.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, I remember going, Yeah, that's one you couldn't go on,
I think, Yeah, all right, here we go, three pretty
cimpril on effect chairs, chairs, just okay. Oh yeah, it's
got a it's got a citrus. It's sort of like
a grapefruit, kind of a little very crisp to it.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Russ, what do you give it? I will drink the
hell out of that.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
It's very good, no, no bad aftertaste, a little bit
like grapefruit.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Uh and nine point.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Four definitely a strong citrus presidence there, Holmesy, what you
give it.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Is a ten for me?

Speaker 6 (33:43):
All day, buddy.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
It's a good beer and a half for me. This
is is good, just drinkable.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
This is a perfect like session beer, Mike, I could drink.
You asked if I wanted a full can or a
three on four.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I'm glad I went with a full can.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Yeah, got a full can.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Everybody did today celebrating Yeah, so uh yeah, so again,
get out there. Playland has an incredible collection of Bruis
insiders and everything, so shout out to them.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
They got great food and on a great bar out there.
And then Surf Festival this weekend and then Bradshaw yesterday.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I need footage of Brashaw surfing. And what I've been
told that is that he's getting ten toes on the board.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
That's what I heard.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
So definitely, if you want more information, go to n
k F surf dot com to get you more information.
And uh yeah, Jack's out there on Saturday, Okay, all right,
and those and that's the other way.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Sea Lane.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yes, sir, I just found out today that Ryan Holmes
is going to be.

Speaker 9 (34:40):
A part of the Road the News Junkie roaster. Sean, Yeah,
you're our argument earlier I did not here is my concern, right.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I'm not concerned about this for Russ's. Ryan doesn't understand
being cool like.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
It's a rose.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
It's a rose.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
He's play night.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I don't want Ryan to say anything that's gonna make
Sean upset.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
With our telling you right now.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
I'm going now because if Ryan doesn't scorch the earth,
I'm gonna be pissed at him.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I don't know if this is a good idea. It's
a roast. It's a great idea. See here's the thing
I like. I know he could roast you and it be,
but he's not that close with Sean. So he knows
Sean well enough. He's exactly enough. You're just trying to
get him here, you're just trying to get it.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
He's been over to Shawn's house plenty of times. He
uh uh, he knows enough.

Speaker 9 (35:35):
And also, I don't think Sean would want him to
hold back. Okay, what are you trying.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
To situate this? Shawn's a pussy. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I don't want Ryan to say anything that's gonna really
piss off Sean.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
And then we got we got problems. They're not kid gloves,
they're not woke. This is a roast.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Okay, just because you went home and cried after I
roasted it doesn't mean.

Speaker 12 (35:59):
Sean fry you bitch, all right. I just we're excited
to have Ryan as a as one of the roasters,
and you're ceiling to you roast everybody, make jokes about everybody.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
I'm work.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
I have the ideas, you know, the craftings of a
Ryan Joker too. We can help you that means I'm
getting Yeah, if.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
You want to get tickets real quick, if you want
to get tickets, because we only have a hand a
couple of handfuls left. It's Royal Radio dot FM backslash
roast a right, listen.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
To who's up there?

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah it's you, okay, obviously me.

Speaker 9 (36:39):
Sean Sabrina, Ross Paget Okay, Ross, McCoy Ross, we're dual
Rosses and I and Joshua Pinkman.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Fowler Okay, cool, cool, Yeah, that'll be fun.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
That'd be fun. You're nice to pink Ryan don't know
how to be cool there. You gotta be cool with
the pink Man.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
I'm always cool.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Get your tickets. Listen.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
If you want to make a scarecrow and drop it
off to Mount Dora and donate the fifty dollars for
the car like.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Akens screen fun, you can still do that this week.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I will be there next Saturday for the Fall Festival,
So come out and say hi next Saturday. And if
you went tickets for the Monster Brewbus, there's like ten
or so left, grab them.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Why.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
You can go to Real Radio dot fm slash brew
to get the last remaining tickets for the Monster.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Brewbus Seelane What you Got, Real Radio dot Fm.

Speaker 9 (37:29):
Slash Roost also sat in on another episode of Who's
the Battie with our old friend cabin Boy. Look that
up wherever you get your podcasts. We did the movie
Office Space a couple of weeks ago, so it's a
good time.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Very cool. Angel, What you got, Buddy?

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Hit me up on any social media Platforman's officially Angel.
Email me Angel at Row Radio dot FM.

Speaker 7 (37:46):
All right, mister coole, mister Cool's not gonna be selling
the kettle corn this weekend, but there is the Winter
park Our Festival.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Check that out.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
They're also still doing the Farmers Market and you can
follow me at Rynholmes Comedy.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
For all Monster news and tickets and t shirts and
all that stuff, go to Real Radiomsters dot com. That's
Real radiomasters dot com. Stay tuned for the news junckey
right after the Monsters. Then at three o'clock is the
Jim Colbert Show. We're back next Monday to do our
thing from Sea Lane, Angel and Ryan Holmes deluded this
mess off, Marry Man Ross hold whirl to rock Rollers.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Hey guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home. We gotta get the hell up out
of here, swirls
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