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Speaker 2 (02:02):
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Speaker 3 (02:09):
This is this is our house. Yeah, you know you
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you out of there if you're if you're.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
An a hole.
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We've actually weeded up most of those guys do Actually,
it would have been really really nice this year. So uh, yeah,
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Speaker 2 (02:29):
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Speaker 3 (02:33):
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Speaker 4 (02:38):
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Speaker 2 (02:50):
Angel Laboom, Angel Rovera go look on and the King.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I damn, I Ryan, Oh what kind of shut you got?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh? You got a Christmas shirt?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
That's good? Yeah, yeah, you know what I've gotta.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I got on a bunch of.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Christmas shirts and I got them set aside and like
I got to wear Christmas Church. But we're going today
to the the Cure Ball, so we're going to a
football game. I'm like, well, I want to wear a
football jersey and being football mode even though even the
yeah yeah, it's it's a team today. No one's even
gonna know what the team is, which is great, which
is perfect. It's like being generic, you know, because I'm
not particularly I am going to root.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
For the Florida team today, which is fs UF us
f USF Yeah, yeah, against old dominion, old dominions from Virginia.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Is that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, So you know, I got to pull for the
Florida team today. But are there any any bowl When
you're going to a bowl game, usually it's you're just
going to the bowl game.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You know a lot of people just don't really know
the team that they're going to root for, right, You're
just going to watch a bowl.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Game, so you, by your logic, you should just be
wearing a shirt that says sports.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You can do that, yeah yeah, or just football. I'm
I'm must fans. Like the people that end up at
bowl games are following their team. So the people that
will be there today are probably gonna be USF fans,
there's gonna be a overwhelmingly I think there's gonna be
a strong contingent of USF fans there. I don't know
how Old Dominion fans travel, but like with other colleges
(04:12):
and other bowl games, some teams have great reputations for
their fan base traveling well, and they'll follow their team
to whatever bowl game they're they're at.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So I wonder if if you're Old Dominion, right, and
you live in Virginia, and you're like, hey, this might
be fun for you because our team is in Orlando.
Hell yeah, let's go to Orlando and see the bowl game.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
And that happens a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Actually, that that part of it, especially with teams that
end up in bowl games in Florida.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
That's not havinged my wedding because my wedding was the
LSU game that was huge. Oh really and then like
my my Christina's boss, big boss is big LSU fans,
so like they came to our wedding.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay, yeah, so so uh no, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I haven't been to a bowl game in my goodness,
it's been a long long time. The Cure Bowl, I mean,
is that you mean we're kind of We're a week
out from Christmas, so and most of the bowl game
games are kind of after Christmas right there.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
At this weekend they start, So this weekend I got there.
I think of it more for like New Year's Eve, though, well.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Because of the way that the format has changed, and
so we have the college Football playoff now, so there's
a certain amount of games that you know, like they
starts this weekend, starts Friday, and then there are all
the other signature bowl games that happen around that, and
you want to you know, like this is the time
of year because I think they get rid of they
get done with most of the bowl games by January first,
(05:28):
because then at that point you're we're doing the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, I mean I just learned yesterday because I'm reading
spots for it or whatever. The Cheese Ats Citrus Bowl,
it's going to be Michigan and Texas.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Those are two that's going to be huge, big, big
Gay Jesus Bowl is gigantic. The Pop Tar Bowl is gigantic.
The Duke's Mayonnaise One is gigantic in the sense of
the teams that get there and the fan bases that
follow them.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So are there is there usually a large, you know,
crowd for the Cure Bowl is a like a big
Bowl game or is it a little smaller?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Uh, it's a it's a fairly decent sized ball game.
And I think, like I said, I think they picked
they did well picking the US because us F had
a really strong season. And I again imagine that it's
going to be predominantly us F fans there.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm going just.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
To watch some football and eat some barbecue like Ryan,
you know.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Ryan.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
And angry is what I'm doing today.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I'm gonna be the biggest old Dominion fan you've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So you're going see if I got a U I
think I have a U c F football T shirt.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I got a UCF hat. I didn't wear that. I
figured I would wear a monster hat.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I gotta Yeah, I'll double check, Yeah, I got a
monster hat. Some people nothing can say hig.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I know it's me and and my my jersey says
Rollin's on the back. So that way they if they
can't mistake me and come out and say hello.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Some of our guys that do driving and stuff, Kevin
Driver just texteds at He's been picking up people from
Virginia for the ball game all day to day.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I mean, yeah, if I lived in Virginia and it's
knowing up there, it's terrible, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
That's what a good little vacation.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Let's go to Orlando and let's go enjoy a little
little time and go watch a bowl game and uh
and uh and so a lot of people obviously probably
will be tail gaming, right, yeah, that's the thing I would.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I have been one a long time, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Like all this all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I'm sure there's gonna be a bunch of activation happening
around the bunch back to a bunch of activation spots around.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Like the state there. Yeah, yeah for activation.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah yeah, So Curable is gonna have areas that uh
you know they're gonna do that, and probably some of
the other sponsors and whatnot. So make sure as uh
if you're going to participate in everything because that helps
everybody out.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
So there'll be drinks to purchase or do we bring
our own?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Do I any stop and get to bring a little
cooler and bring our own drinks or how does that work?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
For a technical part of this, I don't know, because
like I don't know where we're pulling up at I
don't know where we're parking. I don't know where we're
supposed to meet at. I know nothing either. Yeah, I
just got our tickets.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah, I just got the tickets.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't know where we're meeting. I don't know any
of that stuff. I just found out we're supposed to
be there at three. You know, uh yeah, three.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
The game five.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Now you're you're you're from three to five and going
to the game is option for you.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I mean, yeah, so were we.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
If you want to know what you're paid for, you're
paid to be at the tailgate party.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Free.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
I just loved Old Dominion that much. Yeah, beats.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
But they're they're hoping that we will escore and go
in with the listeners and sit in the pinky section
and enjoy the game for a little bit so we
can talk about it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's what the that's what they're there, their wish and
desire is.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
But they want us there for the tailgate party to
make sure it's off the chain.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Holy spokesman, some people just wake up on the wrong
side of the planet. Come, buddy, we know that it's USF.
We've been talking about us F all week long. The
reason we were doing. The U c F thing is
because Ryan is a die hard U c F fan.
He's an a lump and it would be funny, Yeah,
because of the battle between U c F and U
(09:08):
s F that we would show.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Up in this game when you see we're gonna we're
explaining that.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We're going to talk about colors from we'll explain the jokes.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
You you don't get so upset Trumpers always are so angry.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Early, we were making that joke for weeks now. Man,
just giggling. Last guy it is.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's a guy that always is bad about They just
all man, they're just bad all the time.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, the joke is that he is from a U
c F guy.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He doesn't even want to go to today because he
feels like he's supporting us f uh And and that's
the thing. I and you know how I am. I'm
a sports whore. I just go wherever the fun looks
like it's at and uh if supports the team that
looks like they're doing well, and that's the other way.
We're just different in that way.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Yeah. Someone on my computer, huh.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Same here, something's happening some something with your computer.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Yeah, someone just like closed out all my windows on
my computer and they're moving my mouth.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
That's my fault. It's logged in over here.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
This is where I had the instant replay and I
was trying to record something, and so I don't know
what happened over here.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
So everything to you. So there was a bunch of windows.
Didn't pay attention to it.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I just closed everything, and I'm seeing your screen saver,
don't serve this man of chili dog.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
And I'm moving the mouse right now. I don't like this.
I don't so I apologize about that. Dude. What do
I need to do over here?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, he's trying to try and make it up to you.
Can you believe acknowledge them?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Please?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
How am I logged in over there?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I literally don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I tried to. I had my instant replay or the
box pro open. I was trying to record, and then
out of nowhere all the all your screams popped up
and didn't realize there were your screams. And then I
went to close it, and then I see, don't serve
this man a chili dog. Speaking of speaking of chili dogs,
can we have too early to have a breakfast chili dog?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, oh, I brought it. You know what, I brought
a sub today. Did you did you find a subspot
out there now that you know? I had one to
get left over from yesterday?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, yah, yeah, yeah, I've got a Johnny what's it called,
uh Johnny, what's the name of Jimmy Johns? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I got a Jimmy Johnson. I had an extra one,
so I brought about a day. That way, I won't
get cranky about eight o'clock.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Nobody wants me crazy. Nobody wants me cranky. And Clyde,
we got two more days to go. I think we
kind of we have two days to go. Friday is
we just ride that thing, you know, we just ride
that train because uh Friday is the coalition for the
whole less the radio THN.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
We got a bunch of that. Man.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Why what we got a bond of uh moving parts
all of a sudden and like that's a small room.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah, we're gonna fill it. Yeah yeah, yeah, we just band.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Well, I know, we got the the Tight Jimmy band.
What's it called the Tight?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
What is it? What's the one?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It's fat Timmy, Timmy Jimmy.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
That's a man that Timmy man.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Well, here's something I have hired and I have put
someone in charge of the as a musical director. The
musical director is Monster music man Matt.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
I know, I talked to him yesterday. Okay, good, all right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And the way we you know, we can figure out
what's gonna you know, be up, what's going to be down.
We got a drum set that's coming.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Well, it's like, so here's the funny part Riot. So
those these are conversations that I've had with Russ in
the past, and I was like, hey, listen, Frank is
particularly concerned about this. And then the way that we
behave here in that room, as if we don't have
neighbors that are gonna be upset with sound.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Oh, I don't care about that.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I know.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I hear no, no to Angel. They begged us to
do this here and not to go out. So we're
doing it here full on like we do it like so.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
They okay, understood, No, No, that's okay, that's one fast and
I get it. We don't care because we don't have
to deal with any of the neighbors. That's fine, correct,
But the other part of it is is that that's
a small, small room and we want to make we
want to sound it.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Like we're at Toughies.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Well, no, it doesn't mean. That's exactly what. That's exactly
the conversation that I had with Matt. He wants to
bring in a PA and he wants to do all this.
He wants to mike the drums. I told him, we
don't have to mike the drum. You just mike the
you know, the area the drums.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I mean, that's what that's the setup that we had before.
I thought we were going to do exactly what we did.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
This time in the studio. So it sounds studio quality.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
If they're willing to do that, I think that's great.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Who's willing If someone's willing to make the drums, but
there's nobody that can make the drums.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Is the point he's offering. He's bringing the PA, He's
going to let him do it. Hell yeah, that's badass.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
That sound great.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
How in the size of that room. Well, I mean
he's gonna make him just a little bit, you turn
turn it up just a little bit, so it sounds good.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Okay. I don't know a whole lot about sound.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I know how small that room is, and I know
that we're bringing fifty fifty sixty people to fit in
that room. And on top of that, we got a
nineteen piece band. We've got a six piece band, We've
got other people that are singing.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
We got a four piece band. We got four piece
band of the jazz band. And then we got the
Tight Jimmy band.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
And then we got.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Timmy Timmy Baby, that's plat changes.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Tight Jimmy sounds good. Yeah, and uh, and then I've
got well, I got a list of people. No Jennisonino
is gonna come perform exactly.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
You got like ninety people that are going to be
in that room. That's you know what. That's the way
we always do it, Angel.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
We just throw them, throw it all against the wall
and see what we do it when we're in a
big room like toughies that we're here where I know.
But they begged us to do it here. They said
we got to do it here for whatever reason. So
they will do hair.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
We'll make it. This is rest is a plan, right,
We're gonna do it this way. That way. They won't
ever ask us to do it.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Clean.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Thank you for figuring it out. Don't tell everybody, Let's
do it. That's what I do, all right?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
They look they demanded we do it here. We're gonna
do it. We're gonna do a full all monster style.
Uh so you're gonna want to listen on Friday. Could
be a train wreck, but we will raise a lot
of money for the Collige for the Homeless and Monster
Music Man.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
That is our is our, our musical director.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
We've got we do have the Fat Timmy Band, We've
got the what is the Other, the Jazz Witnesses, Doug
from the Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug and Doug's gonna perform.
We got Monster Music Man, Matt's done a song, Heather
Cantrell's performing, cat Ridgeway dream a little and bb Caliber.
I mean, we got a we got a full on show,
and Savannah's gonna do a Christmas.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Poem and uh, we're gonna run out of show. You
run out of show, out of time? Ryan, why is
Angel the negative Nelly this morning? What is wrong with Joe?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
He's been yelling about textures and now we don't have
enough shows.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That trumper guy put him in a bad mood already.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I was actually helping him out. I was like Hey man,
you don't have to be the aje. We'll work it out.
I will.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
We will fit it in. We'll get it going. If
I gotta have Heather can trail sing with the cat Ridgeway.
I'll get them all on. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
If tight Jimmy wants to sing with Savannah Savannah boom
boom boom, but you can do it if they want.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
We'll all do whatever we got to do to raise
money for the collages with the homeless.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
That's what we'll do. Friday will be fine Friday. Listen.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I don't have to worry about material on Friday. Like
we got more than enough material. That's so, you know what,
if we got to we'll tell the news. Jogging, Hey,
we're gonna go for another hour. Yeah right, you know,
so there's a sleeping.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
We're going to keep going.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
It's it's a damn radio thun and we're thinning right now.
All right, So we're taking a little break tonight. We're
gonna be at the I'm in a mood, man, but
I've been a good mood though.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
It's it's good.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Come on, because he's looking at eight o'clock Rider and
he knows he's got a sub waiting for him. I
got a sub at eight. We got a game. Now
I got to stay in Orlando though. I'll tell you
about that. I'll tell you I took that and we'll
take a little break. A lot of big dumb fun today.
Please don't go anywhere. You're listening into the box.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Of the morning.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah it is Wednesday. We got a couple. Today is
a regular I say a regular show, but you know,
big dumb fun today, big dumb fun tomorrow and Friday
is a lot of fun, entertainment, live music, and our
attempt to raise.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Money for the Collis for the homeless. So here's what
we I love having meetings on the air. It's more
more fun to me. So Ryan, I need you to
help me, you know, because I'll be hosting it obviously,
and I need you to help me with the funny
and the haha and the comedy and stuff and then
the angel I need you to help me with a
staying on task with getting people to donate and keep
keep me on task of how much money we have
(18:01):
and you know where, and you're really good at also, uh,
trying to get the businesses to compete against each other
to raise money and getting people in here that bring
in the cash. So if you can help me with
the cash part of it. And then Ryan, you helped
me with the funny funny uh. And then I got
all the girls doing girl business you know what they do. Uh,
Fridays should be easy. Yeah yeah, and uh and there
(18:23):
I had other people ask me about coming up here
on Friday and like you got to donate money you poor? Yeah,
and if you're poor, we don't want to know poros.
We want people they poor people. Yeah, we want to
help some poor poor folks. Can listen on the radio.
What was the term that we came up with? Aggressive?
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Uh uh?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Aggressive aggressive fundraising?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Aggressive fundraising and they're fundraising and I had someone so upset,
They're like, quoters want to come up and watch. Well,
unfortunately that wasn't the gimmick this year. We've done those
before and we did it last year toughies and I
know people enjoyed it and then all that, but we
weren't able to work that out this year. And they
really wanted us to do this from the studio that
we have and it's say, it is a beautiful studio
and it's gonna have a really cool backdrop and it
(19:03):
looks good on on camera.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
And all that.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
So you know, listen, we're gonna were gonna raise money
and then we're done for you know, the holiday season,
a well deserved vacation for the monsters, and looking forward
to it.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Today is the We're going to the Cureball.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
And you know, I had.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Scheduled today right after the show to go get my screening,
my heart screening with a life Imaging and FLA with Judy.
I was gonna go do that, which would kill some time,
and then I have to you know, we have to
be at three o'clock at the at Camping World Stadium.
But Judy had something pop up, so I don't have
that today, so I need I've got time to kill
(19:40):
because I'm not driving back to winter Haven. You know,
I got time to kill between now and then, and uh,
and I don't know what to do. So that's twelve
to three. I got three hours.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, our friends at Motorworks Brewing have extended you an
invitation to you, so that's uh, Reese and Chris, you'll
be out there. Oh wow, that's just right up the
road for you.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I like them.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, would be cool.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
There you go. Tight.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Jimmy wants to meet in dark closes the show.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I was also thinking, like a massage would be good, good,
good massage. Okay, mister, but I need to find a
place that that doesn't do that. Last time I went
to one of those, that's what she tried to do.
And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no no no,
I don't need no, no, I don't need that.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
How to ask for that but not asked for that?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Are you going to be drinking today?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
It's holidays?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Man, you can't get a massage, then why you can't
drink and get a massage.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
And the same get the massage and then drink after you.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Can't not on the same day, and you and your rules, Yeah,
you got to rules. You can literally die.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Oh yeah, no, my heart's strong.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
No no, that's what I was so shocked when I
found out that that was like a thing that you
can't get a massage after you Yeah, you get massage,
you can't drink when.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
You say besides, not one of these.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
No, no, no, no, one of these.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Stay away from one of those. That'll get me in
trouble following me. I swear to God, the past two
places I went to anytime I look about you. Anytime
an Asian girl walks up me and shows you her
like the translation thing the drink, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no no no, wanty no, I know, want
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to that.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Oh boy, I've better say that twice.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
So I got to find whether a good place that
doesn't try to talk me into a road.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Yeah, I'm just trying to help you, just for the future.
You shouldn't be drinking and getting massages on the same.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I don't know. I've never heard that. That's boulder dash.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's one hundred thing.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
You're too worried about health.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Man, I'm not worried about health. Massage worried about like
massage surpists. If you're drunk, they definitely won't give you massage.
And I always thought it was like, oh, it's for
because like people get handsy, but it's because you could die.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I'm not going there drunk. I'm gonna ta her.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
But you've never got a massage and they tell you, hey,
just stay hydrated, don't drink alcohol today.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I've never heard that, not once, because you've been going
to the exactly. Yeah, you haven't been to the right.
They don't say you care about my health. In this place.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
No, I've never heard that if you're if you're a
massage therapist. Uh, Texas at seven seven zero three one.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Is it true what Ryan is saying that when you
get a massage you can't drink beer afterwards.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
That's stupid.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
We guys some people that might indicate that that might
be accurate. And we got this one gentleman who's being responsible,
and he's again being very diligent, and he wants to
know russ War specifically, uh, addresses and where are those
missus places that you've.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Been to so that he can avoid them.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, you want to avoid those places. So but he
needs to know address, location and you know, but.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Just so that he avoids never near one exactly.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
So this is your public service announce. I'm not saying
they're in a popka, that would be wrong.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
But anyway, Uh, yesterday I went to our buddy, uh,
Mike the homebuilder.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
He had a Christmas party right right afterwards. Uh, so
I went and did that, and I went over to
see my buddy who WHOA. He's from India. He runs
city Guys and they still have bottles of Majestic Monster
whiskey and uh, and I bought all of the rest
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of the Triple R Blended whiskey that was there because
I like to have it around guilty.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
No, No, that way, I've got it. If I forget
about something, I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Know who was pouring over at Mike's place. Yeah, somebody
performed a whiskey foul.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
He spilled someone.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
But Mike had never had the Triple R blended whiskey,
so I brought him a bottom of bottle.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
He still has the Majestic as well. He's got about
five bottles of the Majestic. That's the something that was
the first run. Yeah, it's over there, and that's that.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
That was the white label. Yeah, yes, not the white label.
It's actually got the black label. But it's the one
hundred and four proof, the really strong stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
They still got some bottles that I bought all the
rest of his Triple R blended. That way I can
give it out to people that I might have forgotten.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
But it was good to see here. Okay, here's what's funny.
So I go to see Epps.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Now, remember I moved from a Popka in March, and
you know I would go there almost every other week
to buy whiskey and drinks. And tequila and all kind
of stuff because they carried daisy stuff there. They carried
daisies and daisy stuff is still there. So I hadn't
seen Epps since probably March. And I walk in there
and he he's like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
He goes, he gives me this big hug and he
calls his wife and he's like, hold on, I got
to call my wife.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
He's like, Russ wasn't mad at me. He just moved
like he thought that I was mad at him. And
I stopped going to his place, and I'm like, no, man,
I moved to winter Haven.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
He's like, I didn't know. I didn't know it, Like
I just I was so upset.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I've been talking a lot of trash aboucher, so I
figured you heard. No.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
It's like I would go in there and he and
I would sit and talk about his family and his
family in India, and when it's like, you know, being
here in America, you have well I did ask that.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I asked what it was like. And it's it's the
how the homes that his family is from are not
like our homes. It's it is much different.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
It's it's more rudimentary, and and and he comes from
a place where, uh, it's not as advanced as what
we live, you know, and and that's why he moved
to America. And so you and I was asking him
and I'm not trying to get political, but he gets,
you know, whatever, he's I'm like, how are things going
with business? Because since the tariffs, man, it's really dropped.
And then also with everything going with with the immigrants,
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it is like a lot of them, my Mexican people
have stopped coming in and I don't I've I've lost
a lot of a lot of people that have been
purchased so this year. And he was, you know, he
was a big fan of of a particular administration. He's like, man,
this is not working out good for me though, like
you know, he's not a fan now because of the
tariffs and and because he's lost a lot of business
and and so we got to talk.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
About that a little bit. But he, uh, what a
sweet He's such a sweet guy.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
And I took a picture with him, and I took
a picture of some of the bottles that are still
on the shelf of the Triple R blended with well
of the Monster Majestic Monster, because I bought all the
other for friends, and I bought some for Mike, Mike
the home builder, and so I go there.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
And when I go there, so Jack Bradshaw shows up.
I didn't realize Jack was going to be there. And
then uh, and I'm eating some sandwiches, which they were great,
and uh, Ray Tranley shows up and I'm like right,
and and Ray, you know, okay, No, rais on this
weight loss kick, right, but.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
He filled up his plate bigger than mine. I'm like,
are you hungry, Ray.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
He's probably the one meal that he's allowed, I think,
so yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, well, we're going
to see you tomorrow, right, because now the sales lady
told me you guys were off this.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Week, and I'm like, aw man, I'm like no, I'm like,
obviously that's a saleslady show.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, you should bummed out about this. Because Ray gives
good gifts.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I brought Ray a gift just so you know.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Ray has a bunch of gifts for us, and he said, well,
I'll give him to you after the holidays.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Because I was told that you guys weren't on the radio.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Coming in, I finally remember to bring Ray a present back.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I had a present for Ray as well, and he
is not coming in because he was told that we
were off this week, so he scheduled some other you know,
lawyer business.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Wow, And I'm like, wow, could how could the salesperson
not know that we're on the air? That drives me crazy?
That she's a sweet lady. I like her, but how
do you not know that we're.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
On the air this week? Anyway? A lot of stuff
going on. Maybe she's got a you know, Mike drums.
You see where that would drive me crazy? Right, I
know you're talking. That wasn't a symbol? Hold on, I
didn't you gave me a good laugh?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
There you go?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah, I could. I understand.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
It's a frustration sid that anger. It's a frustration.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
It's like, how could you not know that we're on
the radio and then tell one of our favorite people?
I love when Ray Trenley comes in here?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
So we because we can't Ray, I.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Think Ray, and we cried about the dolphins for a
little bit and uh and uh and and so I
got to catch up with him anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
And then.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Mike, Mike the homebuilder did what I love, and that
is when you go there, he makes that damn coffee
machine work. And he's got one of those big expensive
coffee machines, all the bells and whistles and and I
I told you, I told him when he last time,
I'm like, Mike, I think we got to get one
of those in the radio station. But then when you
go and see him do it all, it's like a
lot of like, I don't know if we could make
(28:24):
our cup of coffee in a break, you know, because
you could.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Absolutely there's a lot to it. Yeah, I mean there,
but it's like it's all part of the ritual. But yeah, yeah,
you could do it. Well, by the way, someone says,
you mean Ray doesn't listen. No, Ray listens. Ray heard
that we were on the air.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And had his feelings here because he thought that we
didn't want him to come in this week. Well he
is fat now he is not, he's skinny.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
And he was like, I wonder what.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
He was like, I wonder why they told me not
to come in because they are on the radio and like,
but he was confused. So it was miscommunication with the
sales department. But anyway, so Ray's not coming in today,
so we have an extra spot. We have an extra spot.
But why did I tell that story.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Mike saw a party, Mike's party.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, yeah, thank you to Mike for inviting. That's Mike
the Homebuilder.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
He's got his own place now and he's so proud
of it, and his wife's so nice. They're they're just
really really great people. This is one Mike Homebuilder has
been a sponsor of this show for a couple of
decades now, and he just one of the nicest dudes
and good to see him and he and so he
did get actually to taste my whiskey, and he sent
me a little video.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I thought, but I was like a little foul there,
but then like you was like the first I do that,
he wiped it up and everything. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, and he's uh he and he you know, he
would tell me, like he's a guy that if he
didn't like it, he would have said a little too
much or whatever.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
But he and his buddy enjoyed it, which is which
is great.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Okay, I got another big, dumb, fun story to tell
you guys about when we come back. Don't go anywhere.
You're listening to the mantra of the morning. That was
the gimmick I thought I forgot about.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
And somebody I know who did it, but somebody.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Took my I have one.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I had one Karli k Cancer Screening Fun shirt that's pink,
and I had at my house and I know that
someone took it with them. Uh so I didn't have it.
I was, I was looking for it. But that's the
gimmick for the thing tonight. If you're not if you
don't care about either one of the teams. It's the
Cure Ball. You're supposed to wear pink because if you
like the hat that they're going to give you, it's
like white with pink. That's the that's the gimmick for
(30:35):
for colors for today.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
For the pink.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Well you could, yeah, you could wear pink.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Or you know, I know, you don't want to wear
the colors of h Yeah colors are green and gold. Yeah,
you don't want to wear that because you're you're got
yeah yeah, so and I'm probably stinky.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I just wear a football jersey just because it figured.
It's just in general football, go sports, go sports, go football.
And I but I do got my Cure Old hat,
but I thought I don't want to wear the Cure
Bowl hat at the Cure Bowl. That's sort of like, so,
I'm that would be the only time you wear it
place where you would wear it.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, well, I brought a monster hat that matches this jersey,
so it all matches and it's got rollins in the
back of every people know it's me.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I guess they'll know what's me, right, I'm pretty okay,
all right, whatever, All right, let me let me You know,
I'm doing a lot of realizations these days.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Guys. You don't like to realize things.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
There's residual I got a third eye going hey with
my third eye, I have realized that I'm not saying everybody,
but some people need a woman right there. There are
times where us guys, let's just say me in general,
you know, I need a woman because you might not
(31:49):
view things.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
In the proper perspective.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
And I want to you know, this is just us
guys talking, and I want to see if you guys
ever do something like this, this might just be a
RUSS thing. So I realized, is that, so we're we're
gonna think aboutetting. You know, you're getting gifts for everybody
for the holidays. And my daughter, you know, she's got
she's got a husband, and she's got my grandson and
my granddaughter and.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Emit and Reya and and so we're thinking of, you know,
what they get them for the holidays. And then mary
Ane was like, oh, you know, like park passes. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, okay,
we can get them, you know, annual passes to Lego Land.
That way, you know, they got to come out and
visit us and they and mary I was like, no,
we can't get them park passes for Sea World because
(32:36):
that's closer to them and be better for them. I said, no, no, no,
but if we get them Lego Land, then they got
to come visit us and then we get to see
them more.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
And it's and and She's like, no, no, Russ, if
you and this is where you might need a woman,
right uh. If you just do that, you're just thinking
about yourself. You're not thinking about them. I'm like, no, no, no,
we're just killing two birds with one stone.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
This great.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
This is a great gift. It's why are you two
laughing and looking away?
Speaker 4 (33:02):
I don't what is it? What you douncky?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
You?
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Good, that's a good thing that you have. My wife,
my wife. Why don't we call Brittany and see which
she would like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I'm like, well, I mean I would like, but if
we do my way, they visit us more and we
see them and and and and she'll know it's because
we love her we want to see her. And Mary
Own's like, yeah, but your way is just thinking about you.
And what what I'm telling you is you're thinking about
them and it's a gift. And like, oh, so I
call Brittany, I guess what she says, exactly what your
(33:38):
wife said.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yes, yeah, exactly what my wife said.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Well, Dad, and we live closer to SeaWorld and they
like SeaWorld a lot. And it's I think of it
in the perspective of this, it's easier for you and
your wife to make your time available to them. Yeah,
as as opposed to tell them having to load up kids,
having load up everything, show, bring some formula, having to
(34:04):
bring the diapers, having to do all these things and
pack all that up just to go to Lego Land
and probably see Pop Pop. But what I'm admitting to
you is is that in my mind, in my third eye,
it seemed like it made total sense and that.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Mary Allen was talking gibberish. Did so No, No, I'm
used to making it about me.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
No, your third eye, Your third eye isn't open because
the third eye being open would have been the self
realization of wow, I am making it about well.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Now I'm admitting right now, I'm telling you I now
see that.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
But I'm glad to have a woman, sherpa, to guide
me into the right way the ways of the world.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Uh. And it feels like the way that you're describing
this and the way that you're talking about it, because
it's not like you're coming from an enlightened position and
you're like, oh when you know and and thrilled about it,
you're still not happy that you didn't get it.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
You have to realize you made the decision to move
to winter Haven.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Your entire family lives over here.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
No one wants to go to winter Haven.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
That is very true.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
They do want to go.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
Did you ever have grandparents that live far away as
a kid, like the family members that lived over an
hour away. No, okay, as a child that is the
like an hour car ride might as well be a lifetime.
I remember going to my aunt now that I know,
now that I'm an adult, we lived in Altamont. My
aunt lived in Christmas Okay, as an adult that's a drive,
(35:32):
it's no problem, right. But as a child, I remember
I would have to pack like specific toys have a back,
and I'm like, my god, this is such a long journey.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, but what was your grandpa like? Was he like
was he like Papa Ross?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
No, Papaul Russ takes him on the boat, gives him
gifts and prizes and it's.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
A clown.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Sir.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Yeah, I'm fun and Emmett wants.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
To come see he just showed his hand though, because
again revolves around the boat to come out.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Yeah, you could take that.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I know. I want to take them on the boat
to leg I'm in control of it and I do everything.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
So anyway, I'm glad I have a wife to guide
me to do it, because I honestly, it didn't even
I didn't cross my mind. I'm like, of course, we'll
get Lego land and they'll come out with us, and
it'll be great. We get to see him, and we
got the rooms for them to stay.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
And it'll be and uh and Mary Ellen and a
guide me and say, you know, that's just making it
about you, and so doesn't sound like a really appreciative
of this I'm appreciative. I just I just want to
not have to go anywhere do anything, and they come
to me.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
No, I want to go and take them to Lego Land.
But anyway I got from your place. Yes, you can
get in the boat and drive the boat to very cool.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
I mean, just just logistic question. They'll let you like
into Lego Land. Yes, they're not afraid of like a
King Kong situation.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
No.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
But anyway, so we got the we got the annual
passes for Sea World yesterday, and Brittany was very excited
and happy and all that kind of stuff. And I said, listen,
when you want to go to Lego Land, just tell me,
and Papaul will take you there too.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
I told him it. I told him in front of Brittany.
I'm like, just.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You tell mom wants to take you on the broom
on the boat.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
The you know, you gotta do that.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
They're gonna remember this experience. They're gonna think you were there. No,
it's Sea World, dude, you gotta go.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
You gotta do that. Not in front of the parent.
He was on he was on the phone. He was
it was it was a FaceTime phone for you.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
But but anyway, uh, yeah, you know, I hate it
when Mary Ellen's right. She was right about singing Happy
Birthday at the comedy show, she was right about you.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Should run all ideas by her, by the way, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
And then she thinks she's too powerful.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
You got a literally, you know it's not about power.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
You can't let the wife get too powerful.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
You gotta break them down every now to keep them
down here, keep them submissive.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
You know she's weeks.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
She's getting way too powerful, way too the smart. I
thought the mushrooms were supposed to open your eyes. Oh,
Stephen Jenkins bro I am blind minting that.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I see now I was making a mistake. I'm admitting
that I was making it about me, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
But you don't understand. It's all about tone and it's
all about acceptance.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
It's hard to get old angels wait for sixty years.
I mean, give me a break, or at least I'm
admitting it. I mean, I don't have to like it.
I'll learn to love it, but I don't have to
like it. So I didn't make it about me.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
I mean, do you feel like sometimes with Mary Ellen
you talk about her work, like how her boss is
a jerk. You talk about the church and how your
head hurts. You talk about the troubles she've been having
with her brother and your her daddy and her mother
and her crazy extu lover. But sometimes you want to
talk about me. I want to talk about I want
to about number one on what saw mommy mine.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Want to take what. I want to know what to see?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I know you like talking about her, her usual. I
want to talk about me anyway, that one that one
hits right, that one hits for her right.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I hated when she was right because Brittany was like, oh,
Lego Land, Oh I'm not a sea World please, because
that we mean go more kids love sea World. She's
already got to pass the Sea World, you know. So
she wants to be able to get you know, Chris
and and all the kids. And I'm like, okay, well,
you know, and that's a great gift to give somebody
for for Christmas. So you know, I'm glad we had
something cool to uh they get them for Christmas. But man,
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I just thought the Lego Land thing would mean they
come out and see us more.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
That's more boat time for you, more boat time for me.
All Right, we gotta take a little break.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
That's why not Emmett doesn't like you Raya.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I literally didn't know what to get Raya because that's
a little girl. I'm like, well, so Marian had to
help me with too.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I see, I need a wife. That's the problem with
I need a wife. I need someone to guide me
in some of these things. And and uh, she's willing
to do it. So it's a perfect marriage. Haven't you
had other wives? What did they do? Yeah, they're not
willing to do everything she's Marylan's willing to do. They
were willing to put up with all this. There's a lot, right,
(40:23):
I don't I you know, my third eye told me
sometimes I feel like relationship.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Oh you are? I think about you all the time.
You come up with counseling constantly.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Could I can take us to Lego land O.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Christina? Come yeah, I'll take you legally? He would.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I want to take you guys on the boat sometime.
I begged you all year, but you know he doesn't
want to drive out that far, and so you ask
her and so the same day and just so you.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Know, I had to create an event out in winter
Haven to get you guys, paid to get you to
come out and see my house.
Speaker 6 (40:59):
And there's only a few tickets left to get on
the bus to come out to the wrestling match with
winter Haven January sixteenth.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
They're gonna be karaoke on the bus.
Speaker 5 (41:07):
We drink it.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
It's gonna be a good time out to winter Haven.
But there are only a few tickets left and they'll
probably be gone by Friday.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
And the only reason Ryan are going doing this event
is for the after party at your place. Yes, hey,
yo on the beach and chocolates for everybody.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
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Speaker 3 (02:09):
This is this is our house. Yeah, you know you
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you out of there if you're if you're.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
An a hole.
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We've actually weeded up most of those guys do Actually,
it would have been really really nice this year. So uh, yeah,
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zero three one and then Angel will text.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
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Speaker 3 (02:33):
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We'll be doing this until around eleven o'clock. Here's the producer, the.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Angel Laboom, Angel Rovera go look on and the King.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I damn, I Ryan, Oh what kind of shut you got?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh? You got a Christmas shirt?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
That's good? Yeah, yeah, you know what I've gotta.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I got on a bunch of.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Christmas shirts and I got them set aside and like
I got to wear Christmas Church. But we're going today
to the the Cure Ball, so we're going to a
football game. I'm like, well, I want to wear a
football jersey and being football mode even though even the
yeah yeah, it's it's a team today. No one's even
gonna know what the team is, which is great, which
is perfect. It's like being generic, you know, because I'm
not particularly I am going to root.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
For the Florida team today, which is fs UF us
f USF Yeah, yeah, against old dominion, old dominions from Virginia.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Is that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, So you know, I got to pull for the
Florida team today. But are there any any bowl When
you're going to a bowl game, usually it's you're just
going to the bowl game.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You know a lot of people just don't really know
the team that they're going to root for, right, You're
just going to watch a bowl.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Game, so you, by your logic, you should just be
wearing a shirt that says sports.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You can do that, yeah yeah, or just football. I'm
I'm must fans. Like the people that end up at
bowl games are following their team. So the people that
will be there today are probably gonna be USF fans,
there's gonna be a overwhelmingly I think there's gonna be
a strong contingent of USF fans there. I don't know
how Old Dominion fans travel, but like with other colleges
(04:12):
and other bowl games, some teams have great reputations for
their fan base traveling well, and they'll follow their team
to whatever bowl game they're they're at.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So I wonder if if you're Old Dominion, right, and
you live in Virginia, and you're like, hey, this might
be fun for you because our team is in Orlando.
Hell yeah, let's go to Orlando and see the bowl game.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
And that happens a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Actually, that that part of it, especially with teams that
end up in bowl games in Florida.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
That's not havinged my wedding because my wedding was the
LSU game that was huge. Oh really and then like
my my Christina's boss, big boss is big LSU fans,
so like they came to our wedding.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay, yeah, so so uh no, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I haven't been to a bowl game in my goodness,
it's been a long long time. The Cure Bowl, I mean,
is that you mean we're kind of We're a week
out from Christmas, so and most of the bowl game
games are kind of after Christmas right there.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
At this weekend they start, So this weekend I got there.
I think of it more for like New Year's Eve, though, well.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Because of the way that the format has changed, and
so we have the college Football playoff now, so there's
a certain amount of games that you know, like they
starts this weekend, starts Friday, and then there are all
the other signature bowl games that happen around that, and
you want to you know, like this is the time
of year because I think they get rid of they
get done with most of the bowl games by January first,
(05:28):
because then at that point you're we're doing the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, I mean I just learned yesterday because I'm reading
spots for it or whatever. The Cheese Ats Citrus Bowl,
it's going to be Michigan and Texas.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Those are two that's going to be huge, big, big
Gay Jesus Bowl is gigantic. The Pop Tar Bowl is gigantic.
The Duke's Mayonnaise One is gigantic in the sense of
the teams that get there and the fan bases that
follow them.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So are there is there usually a large, you know,
crowd for the Cure Bowl is a like a big
Bowl game or is it a little smaller?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Uh, it's a it's a fairly decent sized ball game.
And I think, like I said, I think they picked
they did well picking the US because us F had
a really strong season. And I again imagine that it's
going to be predominantly us F fans there.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm going just.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
To watch some football and eat some barbecue like Ryan,
you know.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Ryan.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
And angry is what I'm doing today.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I'm gonna be the biggest old Dominion fan you've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So you're going see if I got a U I
think I have a U c F football T shirt.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I got a UCF hat. I didn't wear that. I
figured I would wear a monster hat.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I gotta Yeah, I'll double check, Yeah, I got a
monster hat. Some people nothing can say hig.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I know it's me and and my my jersey says
Rollin's on the back. So that way they if they
can't mistake me and come out and say hello.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Some of our guys that do driving and stuff, Kevin
Driver just texteds at He's been picking up people from
Virginia for the ball game all day to day.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I mean, yeah, if I lived in Virginia and it's
knowing up there, it's terrible, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
That's what a good little vacation.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Let's go to Orlando and let's go enjoy a little
little time and go watch a bowl game and uh
and uh and so a lot of people obviously probably
will be tail gaming, right, yeah, that's the thing I would.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I have been one a long time, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Like all this all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I'm sure there's gonna be a bunch of activation happening
around the bunch back to a bunch of activation spots around.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Like the state there. Yeah, yeah for activation.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah yeah, So Curable is gonna have areas that uh
you know they're gonna do that, and probably some of
the other sponsors and whatnot. So make sure as uh
if you're going to participate in everything because that helps
everybody out.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
So there'll be drinks to purchase or do we bring
our own?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Do I any stop and get to bring a little
cooler and bring our own drinks or how does that work?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
For a technical part of this, I don't know, because
like I don't know where we're pulling up at I
don't know where we're parking. I don't know where we're
supposed to meet at. I know nothing either. Yeah, I
just got our tickets.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah, I just got the tickets.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't know where we're meeting. I don't know any
of that stuff. I just found out we're supposed to
be there at three. You know, uh yeah, three.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
The game five.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Now you're you're you're from three to five and going
to the game is option for you.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I mean, yeah, so were we.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
If you want to know what you're paid for, you're
paid to be at the tailgate party.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Free.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
I just loved Old Dominion that much. Yeah, beats.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
But they're they're hoping that we will escore and go
in with the listeners and sit in the pinky section
and enjoy the game for a little bit so we
can talk about it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's what the that's what they're there, their wish and
desire is.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
But they want us there for the tailgate party to
make sure it's off the chain.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Holy spokesman, some people just wake up on the wrong
side of the planet. Come, buddy, we know that it's USF.
We've been talking about us F all week long. The
reason we were doing. The U c F thing is
because Ryan is a die hard U c F fan.
He's an a lump and it would be funny, Yeah,
because of the battle between U c F and U
(09:08):
s F that we would show.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Up in this game when you see we're gonna we're
explaining that.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We're going to talk about colors from we'll explain the jokes.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
You you don't get so upset Trumpers always are so angry.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Early, we were making that joke for weeks now. Man,
just giggling. Last guy it is.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's a guy that always is bad about They just
all man, they're just bad all the time.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, the joke is that he is from a U
c F guy.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He doesn't even want to go to today because he
feels like he's supporting us f uh And and that's
the thing. I and you know how I am. I'm
a sports whore. I just go wherever the fun looks
like it's at and uh if supports the team that
looks like they're doing well, and that's the other way.
We're just different in that way.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Yeah. Someone on my computer, huh.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Same here, something's happening some something with your computer.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Yeah, someone just like closed out all my windows on
my computer and they're moving my mouth.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
That's my fault. It's logged in over here.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
This is where I had the instant replay and I
was trying to record something, and so I don't know
what happened over here.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
So everything to you. So there was a bunch of windows.
Didn't pay attention to it.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I just closed everything, and I'm seeing your screen saver,
don't serve this man of chili dog.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
And I'm moving the mouse right now. I don't like this.
I don't so I apologize about that. Dude. What do
I need to do over here?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, he's trying to try and make it up to you.
Can you believe acknowledge them?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Please?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
How am I logged in over there?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I literally don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I tried to. I had my instant replay or the
box pro open. I was trying to record, and then
out of nowhere all the all your screams popped up
and didn't realize there were your screams. And then I
went to close it, and then I see, don't serve
this man a chili dog. Speaking of speaking of chili dogs,
can we have too early to have a breakfast chili dog?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, oh, I brought it. You know what, I brought
a sub today. Did you did you find a subspot
out there now that you know? I had one to
get left over from yesterday?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, yah, yeah, yeah, I've got a Johnny what's it called,
uh Johnny, what's the name of Jimmy Johns? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I got a Jimmy Johnson. I had an extra one,
so I brought about a day. That way, I won't
get cranky about eight o'clock.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Nobody wants me crazy. Nobody wants me cranky. And Clyde,
we got two more days to go. I think we
kind of we have two days to go. Friday is
we just ride that thing, you know, we just ride
that train because uh Friday is the coalition for the
whole less the radio THN.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
We got a bunch of that. Man.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Why what we got a bond of uh moving parts
all of a sudden and like that's a small room.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah, we're gonna fill it. Yeah yeah, yeah, we just band.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Well, I know, we got the the Tight Jimmy band.
What's it called the Tight?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
What is it? What's the one?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It's fat Timmy, Timmy Jimmy.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
That's a man that Timmy man.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Well, here's something I have hired and I have put
someone in charge of the as a musical director. The
musical director is Monster music man Matt.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
I know, I talked to him yesterday. Okay, good, all right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And the way we you know, we can figure out
what's gonna you know, be up, what's going to be down.
We got a drum set that's coming.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Well, it's like, so here's the funny part Riot. So
those these are conversations that I've had with Russ in
the past, and I was like, hey, listen, Frank is
particularly concerned about this. And then the way that we
behave here in that room, as if we don't have
neighbors that are gonna be upset with sound.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Oh, I don't care about that.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I know.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I hear no, no to Angel. They begged us to
do this here and not to go out. So we're
doing it here full on like we do it like so.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
They okay, understood, No, No, that's okay, that's one fast and
I get it. We don't care because we don't have
to deal with any of the neighbors. That's fine, correct,
But the other part of it is is that that's
a small, small room and we want to make we
want to sound it.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Like we're at Toughies.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Well, no, it doesn't mean. That's exactly what. That's exactly
the conversation that I had with Matt. He wants to
bring in a PA and he wants to do all this.
He wants to mike the drums. I told him, we
don't have to mike the drum. You just mike the
you know, the area the drums.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I mean, that's what that's the setup that we had before.
I thought we were going to do exactly what we did.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
This time in the studio. So it sounds studio quality.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
If they're willing to do that, I think that's great.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Who's willing If someone's willing to make the drums, but
there's nobody that can make the drums.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Is the point he's offering. He's bringing the PA, He's
going to let him do it. Hell yeah, that's badass.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
That sound great.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
How in the size of that room. Well, I mean
he's gonna make him just a little bit, you turn
turn it up just a little bit, so it sounds good.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Okay. I don't know a whole lot about sound.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I know how small that room is, and I know
that we're bringing fifty fifty sixty people to fit in
that room. And on top of that, we got a
nineteen piece band. We've got a six piece band, We've
got other people that are singing.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
We got a four piece band. We got four piece
band of the jazz band. And then we got the
Tight Jimmy band.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
And then we got.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Timmy Timmy Baby, that's plat changes.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Tight Jimmy sounds good. Yeah, and uh, and then I've
got well, I got a list of people. No Jennisonino
is gonna come perform exactly.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
You got like ninety people that are going to be
in that room. That's you know what. That's the way
we always do it, Angel.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
We just throw them, throw it all against the wall
and see what we do it when we're in a
big room like toughies that we're here where I know.
But they begged us to do it here. They said
we got to do it here for whatever reason. So
they will do hair.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
We'll make it. This is rest is a plan, right,
We're gonna do it this way. That way. They won't
ever ask us to do it.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Clean.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Thank you for figuring it out. Don't tell everybody, Let's
do it. That's what I do, all right?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
They look they demanded we do it here. We're gonna
do it. We're gonna do a full all monster style.
Uh so you're gonna want to listen on Friday. Could
be a train wreck, but we will raise a lot
of money for the Collige for the Homeless and Monster
Music Man.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
That is our is our, our musical director.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
We've got we do have the Fat Timmy Band, We've
got the what is the Other, the Jazz Witnesses, Doug
from the Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug and Doug's gonna perform.
We got Monster Music Man, Matt's done a song, Heather
Cantrell's performing, cat Ridgeway dream a little and bb Caliber.
I mean, we got a we got a full on show,
and Savannah's gonna do a Christmas.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Poem and uh, we're gonna run out of show. You
run out of show, out of time? Ryan, why is
Angel the negative Nelly this morning? What is wrong with Joe?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
He's been yelling about textures and now we don't have
enough shows.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That trumper guy put him in a bad mood already.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I was actually helping him out. I was like Hey man,
you don't have to be the aje. We'll work it out.
I will.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
We will fit it in. We'll get it going. If
I gotta have Heather can trail sing with the cat Ridgeway.
I'll get them all on. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
If tight Jimmy wants to sing with Savannah Savannah boom
boom boom, but you can do it if they want.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
We'll all do whatever we got to do to raise
money for the collages with the homeless.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
That's what we'll do. Friday will be fine Friday. Listen.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I don't have to worry about material on Friday. Like
we got more than enough material. That's so, you know what,
if we got to we'll tell the news. Jogging, Hey,
we're gonna go for another hour. Yeah right, you know,
so there's a sleeping.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
We're going to keep going.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
It's it's a damn radio thun and we're thinning right now.
All right, So we're taking a little break tonight. We're
gonna be at the I'm in a mood, man, but
I've been a good mood though.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
It's it's good.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Come on, because he's looking at eight o'clock Rider and
he knows he's got a sub waiting for him. I
got a sub at eight. We got a game. Now
I got to stay in Orlando though. I'll tell you
about that. I'll tell you I took that and we'll
take a little break. A lot of big dumb fun today.
Please don't go anywhere. You're listening into the box.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Of the morning.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah it is Wednesday. We got a couple. Today is
a regular I say a regular show, but you know,
big dumb fun today, big dumb fun tomorrow and Friday
is a lot of fun, entertainment, live music, and our
attempt to raise.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Money for the Collis for the homeless. So here's what
we I love having meetings on the air. It's more
more fun to me. So Ryan, I need you to
help me, you know, because I'll be hosting it obviously,
and I need you to help me with the funny
and the haha and the comedy and stuff and then
the angel I need you to help me with a
staying on task with getting people to donate and keep
keep me on task of how much money we have
(18:01):
and you know where, and you're really good at also, uh,
trying to get the businesses to compete against each other
to raise money and getting people in here that bring
in the cash. So if you can help me with
the cash part of it. And then Ryan, you helped
me with the funny funny uh. And then I got
all the girls doing girl business you know what they do. Uh,
Fridays should be easy. Yeah yeah, and uh and there
(18:23):
I had other people ask me about coming up here
on Friday and like you got to donate money you poor? Yeah,
and if you're poor, we don't want to know poros.
We want people they poor people. Yeah, we want to
help some poor poor folks. Can listen on the radio.
What was the term that we came up with? Aggressive?
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Uh uh?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Aggressive aggressive fundraising?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Aggressive fundraising and they're fundraising and I had someone so upset,
They're like, quoters want to come up and watch. Well,
unfortunately that wasn't the gimmick this year. We've done those
before and we did it last year toughies and I
know people enjoyed it and then all that, but we
weren't able to work that out this year. And they
really wanted us to do this from the studio that
we have and it's say, it is a beautiful studio
and it's gonna have a really cool backdrop and it
(19:03):
looks good on on camera.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
And all that.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
So you know, listen, we're gonna were gonna raise money
and then we're done for you know, the holiday season,
a well deserved vacation for the monsters, and looking forward
to it.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Today is the We're going to the Cureball.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
And you know, I had.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Scheduled today right after the show to go get my screening,
my heart screening with a life Imaging and FLA with Judy.
I was gonna go do that, which would kill some time,
and then I have to you know, we have to
be at three o'clock at the at Camping World Stadium.
But Judy had something pop up, so I don't have
that today, so I need I've got time to kill
(19:40):
because I'm not driving back to winter Haven. You know,
I got time to kill between now and then, and uh,
and I don't know what to do. So that's twelve
to three. I got three hours.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, our friends at Motorworks Brewing have extended you an
invitation to you, so that's uh, Reese and Chris, you'll
be out there. Oh wow, that's just right up the
road for you.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I like them.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, would be cool.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
There you go. Tight.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Jimmy wants to meet in dark closes the show.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I was also thinking, like a massage would be good, good,
good massage. Okay, mister, but I need to find a
place that that doesn't do that. Last time I went
to one of those, that's what she tried to do.
And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no no no,
I don't need no, no, I don't need that.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
How to ask for that but not asked for that?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Are you going to be drinking today?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
It's holidays?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Man, you can't get a massage, then why you can't
drink and get a massage.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
And the same get the massage and then drink after you.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Can't not on the same day, and you and your rules, Yeah,
you got to rules. You can literally die.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Oh yeah, no, my heart's strong.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
No no, that's what I was so shocked when I
found out that that was like a thing that you
can't get a massage after you Yeah, you get massage,
you can't drink when.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
You say besides, not one of these.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
No, no, no, no, one of these.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Stay away from one of those. That'll get me in
trouble following me. I swear to God, the past two
places I went to anytime I look about you. Anytime
an Asian girl walks up me and shows you her
like the translation thing the drink, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no no no, wanty no, I know, want
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to that.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Oh boy, I've better say that twice.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
So I got to find whether a good place that
doesn't try to talk me into a road.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Yeah, I'm just trying to help you, just for the future.
You shouldn't be drinking and getting massages on the same.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I don't know. I've never heard that. That's boulder dash.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's one hundred thing.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
You're too worried about health.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Man, I'm not worried about health. Massage worried about like
massage surpists. If you're drunk, they definitely won't give you massage.
And I always thought it was like, oh, it's for
because like people get handsy, but it's because you could die.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I'm not going there drunk. I'm gonna ta her.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
But you've never got a massage and they tell you, hey,
just stay hydrated, don't drink alcohol today.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I've never heard that, not once, because you've been going
to the exactly. Yeah, you haven't been to the right.
They don't say you care about my health. In this place.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
No, I've never heard that if you're if you're a
massage therapist. Uh, Texas at seven seven zero three one.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Is it true what Ryan is saying that when you
get a massage you can't drink beer afterwards.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
That's stupid.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
We guys some people that might indicate that that might
be accurate. And we got this one gentleman who's being responsible,
and he's again being very diligent, and he wants to
know russ War specifically, uh, addresses and where are those
missus places that you've.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Been to so that he can avoid them.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, you want to avoid those places. So but he
needs to know address, location and you know, but.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Just so that he avoids never near one exactly.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
So this is your public service announce. I'm not saying
they're in a popka, that would be wrong.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
But anyway, Uh, yesterday I went to our buddy, uh,
Mike the homebuilder.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
He had a Christmas party right right afterwards. Uh, so
I went and did that, and I went over to
see my buddy who WHOA. He's from India. He runs
city Guys and they still have bottles of Majestic Monster
whiskey and uh, and I bought all of the rest
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of the Triple R Blended whiskey that was there because
I like to have it around guilty.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
No, No, that way, I've got it. If I forget
about something, I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Know who was pouring over at Mike's place. Yeah, somebody
performed a whiskey foul.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
He spilled someone.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
But Mike had never had the Triple R blended whiskey,
so I brought him a bottom of bottle.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
He still has the Majestic as well. He's got about
five bottles of the Majestic. That's the something that was
the first run. Yeah, it's over there, and that's that.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
That was the white label. Yeah, yes, not the white label.
It's actually got the black label. But it's the one
hundred and four proof, the really strong stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
They still got some bottles that I bought all the
rest of his Triple R blended. That way I can
give it out to people that I might have forgotten.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
But it was good to see here. Okay, here's what's funny.
So I go to see Epps.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Now, remember I moved from a Popka in March, and
you know I would go there almost every other week
to buy whiskey and drinks. And tequila and all kind
of stuff because they carried daisy stuff there. They carried
daisies and daisy stuff is still there. So I hadn't
seen Epps since probably March. And I walk in there
and he he's like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
He goes, he gives me this big hug and he
calls his wife and he's like, hold on, I got
to call my wife.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
He's like, Russ wasn't mad at me. He just moved
like he thought that I was mad at him. And
I stopped going to his place, and I'm like, no, man,
I moved to winter Haven.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
He's like, I didn't know. I didn't know it, Like
I just I was so upset.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I've been talking a lot of trash aboucher, so I
figured you heard. No.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
It's like I would go in there and he and
I would sit and talk about his family and his
family in India, and when it's like, you know, being
here in America, you have well I did ask that.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I asked what it was like. And it's it's the
how the homes that his family is from are not
like our homes. It's it is much different.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
It's it's more rudimentary, and and and he comes from
a place where, uh, it's not as advanced as what
we live, you know, and and that's why he moved
to America. And so you and I was asking him
and I'm not trying to get political, but he gets,
you know, whatever, he's I'm like, how are things going
with business? Because since the tariffs, man, it's really dropped.
And then also with everything going with with the immigrants,
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it is like a lot of them, my Mexican people
have stopped coming in and I don't I've I've lost
a lot of a lot of people that have been
purchased so this year. And he was, you know, he
was a big fan of of a particular administration. He's like, man,
this is not working out good for me though, like
you know, he's not a fan now because of the
tariffs and and because he's lost a lot of business
and and so we got to talk.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
About that a little bit. But he, uh, what a
sweet He's such a sweet guy.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
And I took a picture with him, and I took
a picture of some of the bottles that are still
on the shelf of the Triple R blended with well
of the Monster Majestic Monster, because I bought all the
other for friends, and I bought some for Mike, Mike
the home builder, and so I go there.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
And when I go there, so Jack Bradshaw shows up.
I didn't realize Jack was going to be there. And
then uh, and I'm eating some sandwiches, which they were great,
and uh, Ray Tranley shows up and I'm like right,
and and Ray, you know, okay, No, rais on this
weight loss kick, right, but.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
He filled up his plate bigger than mine. I'm like,
are you hungry, Ray.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
He's probably the one meal that he's allowed, I think,
so yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, well, we're going
to see you tomorrow, right, because now the sales lady
told me you guys were off this.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Week, and I'm like, aw man, I'm like no, I'm like,
obviously that's a saleslady show.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, you should bummed out about this. Because Ray gives
good gifts.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I brought Ray a gift just so you know.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Ray has a bunch of gifts for us, and he said, well,
I'll give him to you after the holidays.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Because I was told that you guys weren't on the radio.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Coming in, I finally remember to bring Ray a present back.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I had a present for Ray as well, and he
is not coming in because he was told that we
were off this week, so he scheduled some other you know,
lawyer business.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Wow, And I'm like, wow, could how could the salesperson
not know that we're on the air? That drives me crazy?
That she's a sweet lady. I like her, but how
do you not know that we're.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
On the air this week? Anyway? A lot of stuff
going on. Maybe she's got a you know, Mike drums.
You see where that would drive me crazy? Right, I
know you're talking. That wasn't a symbol? Hold on, I
didn't you gave me a good laugh?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
There you go?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah, I could. I understand.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
It's a frustration sid that anger. It's a frustration.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
It's like, how could you not know that we're on
the radio and then tell one of our favorite people?
I love when Ray Trenley comes in here?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
So we because we can't Ray, I.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Think Ray, and we cried about the dolphins for a
little bit and uh and uh and and so I
got to catch up with him anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
And then.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Mike, Mike the homebuilder did what I love, and that
is when you go there, he makes that damn coffee
machine work. And he's got one of those big expensive
coffee machines, all the bells and whistles and and I
I told you, I told him when he last time,
I'm like, Mike, I think we got to get one
of those in the radio station. But then when you
go and see him do it all, it's like a
lot of like, I don't know if we could make
(28:24):
our cup of coffee in a break, you know, because
you could.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Absolutely there's a lot to it. Yeah, I mean there,
but it's like it's all part of the ritual. But yeah, yeah,
you could do it. Well, by the way, someone says,
you mean Ray doesn't listen. No, Ray listens. Ray heard
that we were on the air.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And had his feelings here because he thought that we
didn't want him to come in this week. Well he
is fat now he is not, he's skinny.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
And he was like, I wonder what.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
He was like, I wonder why they told me not
to come in because they are on the radio and like,
but he was confused. So it was miscommunication with the
sales department. But anyway, so Ray's not coming in today,
so we have an extra spot. We have an extra spot.
But why did I tell that story.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Mike saw a party, Mike's party.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, yeah, thank you to Mike for inviting. That's Mike
the Homebuilder.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
He's got his own place now and he's so proud
of it, and his wife's so nice. They're they're just
really really great people. This is one Mike Homebuilder has
been a sponsor of this show for a couple of
decades now, and he just one of the nicest dudes
and good to see him and he and so he
did get actually to taste my whiskey, and he sent
me a little video.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I thought, but I was like a little foul there,
but then like you was like the first I do that,
he wiped it up and everything. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, and he's uh he and he you know, he
would tell me, like he's a guy that if he
didn't like it, he would have said a little too
much or whatever.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
But he and his buddy enjoyed it, which is which
is great.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Okay, I got another big, dumb, fun story to tell
you guys about when we come back. Don't go anywhere.
You're listening to the mantra of the morning. That was
the gimmick I thought I forgot about.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
And somebody I know who did it, but somebody.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Took my I have one.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I had one Karli k Cancer Screening Fun shirt that's pink,
and I had at my house and I know that
someone took it with them. Uh so I didn't have it.
I was, I was looking for it. But that's the
gimmick for the thing tonight. If you're not if you
don't care about either one of the teams. It's the
Cure Ball. You're supposed to wear pink because if you
like the hat that they're going to give you, it's
like white with pink. That's the that's the gimmick for
(30:35):
for colors for today.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
For the pink.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Well you could, yeah, you could wear pink.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Or you know, I know, you don't want to wear
the colors of h Yeah colors are green and gold. Yeah,
you don't want to wear that because you're you're got
yeah yeah, so and I'm probably stinky.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I just wear a football jersey just because it figured.
It's just in general football, go sports, go sports, go football.
And I but I do got my Cure Old hat,
but I thought I don't want to wear the Cure
Bowl hat at the Cure Bowl. That's sort of like, so,
I'm that would be the only time you wear it
place where you would wear it.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, well, I brought a monster hat that matches this jersey,
so it all matches and it's got rollins in the
back of every people know it's me.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I guess they'll know what's me, right, I'm pretty okay,
all right, whatever, All right, let me let me You know,
I'm doing a lot of realizations these days.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Guys. You don't like to realize things.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
There's residual I got a third eye going hey with
my third eye, I have realized that I'm not saying everybody,
but some people need a woman right there. There are
times where us guys, let's just say me in general,
you know, I need a woman because you might not
(31:49):
view things.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
In the proper perspective.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
And I want to you know, this is just us
guys talking, and I want to see if you guys
ever do something like this, this might just be a
RUSS thing. So I realized, is that, so we're we're
gonna think aboutetting. You know, you're getting gifts for everybody
for the holidays. And my daughter, you know, she's got
she's got a husband, and she's got my grandson and
my granddaughter and.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Emit and Reya and and so we're thinking of, you know,
what they get them for the holidays. And then mary
Ane was like, oh, you know, like park passes. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, okay,
we can get them, you know, annual passes to Lego Land.
That way, you know, they got to come out and
visit us and they and mary I was like, no,
we can't get them park passes for Sea World because
(32:36):
that's closer to them and be better for them. I said, no, no, no,
but if we get them Lego Land, then they got
to come visit us and then we get to see
them more.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
And it's and and She's like, no, no, Russ, if
you and this is where you might need a woman,
right uh. If you just do that, you're just thinking
about yourself. You're not thinking about them. I'm like, no, no, no,
we're just killing two birds with one stone.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
This great.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
This is a great gift. It's why are you two
laughing and looking away?
Speaker 4 (33:02):
I don't what is it? What you douncky?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
You?
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Good, that's a good thing that you have. My wife,
my wife. Why don't we call Brittany and see which
she would like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I'm like, well, I mean I would like, but if
we do my way, they visit us more and we
see them and and and and she'll know it's because
we love her we want to see her. And Mary
Own's like, yeah, but your way is just thinking about you.
And what what I'm telling you is you're thinking about
them and it's a gift. And like, oh, so I
call Brittany, I guess what she says, exactly what your
(33:38):
wife said.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yes, yeah, exactly what my wife said.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Well, Dad, and we live closer to SeaWorld and they
like SeaWorld a lot. And it's I think of it
in the perspective of this, it's easier for you and
your wife to make your time available to them. Yeah,
as as opposed to tell them having to load up kids,
having load up everything, show, bring some formula, having to
(34:04):
bring the diapers, having to do all these things and
pack all that up just to go to Lego Land
and probably see Pop Pop. But what I'm admitting to
you is is that in my mind, in my third eye,
it seemed like it made total sense and that.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Mary Allen was talking gibberish. Did so No, No, I'm
used to making it about me.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
No, your third eye, Your third eye isn't open because
the third eye being open would have been the self
realization of wow, I am making it about well.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Now I'm admitting right now, I'm telling you I now
see that.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
But I'm glad to have a woman, sherpa, to guide
me into the right way the ways of the world.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Uh. And it feels like the way that you're describing
this and the way that you're talking about it, because
it's not like you're coming from an enlightened position and
you're like, oh when you know and and thrilled about it,
you're still not happy that you didn't get it.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
You have to realize you made the decision to move
to winter Haven.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Your entire family lives over here.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
No one wants to go to winter Haven.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
That is very true.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
They do want to go.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
Did you ever have grandparents that live far away as
a kid, like the family members that lived over an
hour away. No, okay, as a child that is the
like an hour car ride might as well be a lifetime.
I remember going to my aunt now that I know,
now that I'm an adult, we lived in Altamont. My
aunt lived in Christmas Okay, as an adult that's a drive,
(35:32):
it's no problem, right. But as a child, I remember
I would have to pack like specific toys have a back,
and I'm like, my god, this is such a long journey.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, but what was your grandpa like? Was he like
was he like Papa Ross?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
No, Papaul Russ takes him on the boat, gives him
gifts and prizes and it's.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
A clown.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Sir.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Yeah, I'm fun and Emmett wants.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
To come see he just showed his hand though, because
again revolves around the boat to come out.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Yeah, you could take that.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I know. I want to take them on the boat
to leg I'm in control of it and I do everything.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
So anyway, I'm glad I have a wife to guide
me to do it, because I honestly, it didn't even
I didn't cross my mind. I'm like, of course, we'll
get Lego land and they'll come out with us, and
it'll be great. We get to see him, and we
got the rooms for them to stay.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
And it'll be and uh and Mary Ellen and a
guide me and say, you know, that's just making it
about you, and so doesn't sound like a really appreciative
of this I'm appreciative. I just I just want to
not have to go anywhere do anything, and they come
to me.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
No, I want to go and take them to Lego Land.
But anyway I got from your place. Yes, you can
get in the boat and drive the boat to very cool.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
I mean, just just logistic question. They'll let you like
into Lego Land. Yes, they're not afraid of like a
King Kong situation.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
No.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
But anyway, so we got the we got the annual
passes for Sea World yesterday, and Brittany was very excited
and happy and all that kind of stuff. And I said, listen,
when you want to go to Lego Land, just tell me,
and Papaul will take you there too.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
I told him it. I told him in front of Brittany.
I'm like, just.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You tell mom wants to take you on the broom
on the boat.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
The you know, you gotta do that.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
They're gonna remember this experience. They're gonna think you were there. No,
it's Sea World, dude, you gotta go.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
You gotta do that. Not in front of the parent.
He was on he was on the phone. He was
it was it was a FaceTime phone for you.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
But but anyway, uh, yeah, you know, I hate it
when Mary Ellen's right. She was right about singing Happy
Birthday at the comedy show, she was right about you.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Should run all ideas by her, by the way, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
And then she thinks she's too powerful.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
You got a literally, you know it's not about power.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
You can't let the wife get too powerful.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
You gotta break them down every now to keep them
down here, keep them submissive.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
You know she's weeks.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
She's getting way too powerful, way too the smart. I
thought the mushrooms were supposed to open your eyes. Oh,
Stephen Jenkins bro I am blind minting that.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I see now I was making a mistake. I'm admitting
that I was making it about me, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
But you don't understand. It's all about tone and it's
all about acceptance.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
It's hard to get old angels wait for sixty years.
I mean, give me a break, or at least I'm
admitting it. I mean, I don't have to like it.
I'll learn to love it, but I don't have to
like it. So I didn't make it about me.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
I mean, do you feel like sometimes with Mary Ellen
you talk about her work, like how her boss is
a jerk. You talk about the church and how your
head hurts. You talk about the troubles she've been having
with her brother and your her daddy and her mother
and her crazy extu lover. But sometimes you want to
talk about me. I want to talk about I want
to about number one on what saw mommy mine.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Want to take what. I want to know what to see?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I know you like talking about her, her usual. I
want to talk about me anyway, that one that one
hits right, that one hits for her right.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I hated when she was right because Brittany was like, oh,
Lego Land, Oh I'm not a sea World please, because
that we mean go more kids love sea World. She's
already got to pass the Sea World, you know. So
she wants to be able to get you know, Chris
and and all the kids. And I'm like, okay, well,
you know, and that's a great gift to give somebody
for for Christmas. So you know, I'm glad we had
something cool to uh they get them for Christmas. But man,
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I just thought the Lego Land thing would mean they
come out and see us more.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
That's more boat time for you, more boat time for me.
All Right, we gotta take a little break.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
That's why not Emmett doesn't like you Raya.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I literally didn't know what to get Raya because that's
a little girl. I'm like, well, so Marian had to
help me with too.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I see, I need a wife. That's the problem with
I need a wife. I need someone to guide me
in some of these things. And and uh, she's willing
to do it. So it's a perfect marriage. Haven't you
had other wives? What did they do? Yeah, they're not
willing to do everything she's Marylan's willing to do. They
were willing to put up with all this. There's a lot, right,
(40:23):
I don't I you know, my third eye told me
sometimes I feel like relationship.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Oh you are? I think about you all the time.
You come up with counseling constantly.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Could I can take us to Lego land O.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Christina? Come yeah, I'll take you legally? He would.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I want to take you guys on the boat sometime.
I begged you all year, but you know he doesn't
want to drive out that far, and so you ask
her and so the same day and just so you.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Know, I had to create an event out in winter
Haven to get you guys, paid to get you to
come out and see my house.
Speaker 6 (40:59):
And there's only a few tickets left to get on
the bus to come out to the wrestling match with
winter Haven January sixteenth.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
They're gonna be karaoke on the bus.
Speaker 5 (41:07):
We drink it.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
It's gonna be a good time out to winter Haven.
But there are only a few tickets left and they'll
probably be gone by Friday.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
And the only reason Ryan are going doing this event
is for the after party at your place. Yes, hey,
yo on the beach and chocolates for everybody.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
All right, you're listening to the marsh in the morning,
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