November 6, 2025 • 38 mins
THURSDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness comes to terms that he might not be the most normal Monster. Who is the most normal? Who is the most weird? These are the things NOT to do at wedding and wedding reception. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fairfruit like strawberries, chocolate. Yeah, that's fairfruit. Hey, welcome out
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Welcome back on Russ rollins Kylie Blakeley here with us today,
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Angel Rovera and now it's signed for the King of Denmark.
Ryan Holmes making his daily proclamation.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah boy, the big olaf Daisy Delcara working hard up here.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Today, Daisy, Yeah with us in Daisy, She's working on
her things, promplicated.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
A day shirt.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Let's all wave hard, winter Funky.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
He brought to you by that mortgage guy down from
that mortgage.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Guy don dot com. More on that later.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Helly, what do you are you arguing with people about
stoos and our YouTube chat?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
What are you doing in the.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
No I'm shouting you out.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
I'm going k O D k O D.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
And we're talking about the Guinness show, the.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
House a Guinness.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yes, good? Is it good?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I should give another shot.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
How are you like you like the only funny talk.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
About how are you about getting over the funny talk?
I can read it right, like I could read the subtitles.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
You can add him in there.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I get him my TV.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, you can add him in there. I liked it.
It makes me feel bad about drinking Guinness. What I
don't know Guinness is like directly sponsoring that show.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
It's not. But if you're like, it's the guy that
brought Peaky Blinders.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
Is it peaky?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It is peaky Peaky Peek's supposed to be like accurate, so.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
I don't care if it's accurate.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
I can't stop watching.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
There's some points uh there they're like, let's say, like
it took the historical references and stuff like that, and
then there's obviously his his interpretation of events. So it's
not a quote unquote biography.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What's what's the platform?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Netflix?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Netflix? Okay, Peaky blind US Netics. No that I'm saying.
It's on the same network that Peaky Blinders is. It's
the same now, Okay, Yeah, it's it's good.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You should you should check it out.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I need to find something because I was watching Boots
and they got to a part and I'm like, hey.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I'm curious.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
This is I need people from the texting service and
maybe the YouTube chat or you.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Can call in.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I guess I got into a heated debate with with
my wife about this show, which doesn't happen that often.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Know about our.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Show, the show that we are on, Current Monsters in
the Morning, House of Mons caused a problem in your household,
the number one morning show, number.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
One morning show in town. I was talking. I was
talking to my.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Neighbors with my wife and the neighbors who didn't know
what I did right, and I was.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Like, They're like, oh, what are you doing.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I'm like, I'm on a radio show, and they're like, oh,
what do you DJ. It's always like they think I'm
a DJ, which I think is very funny.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Scoff if both of you.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Yeah, and I'm like no, it's it's like we're a
talk show.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
And then like, do you guys do like political talk?
Like no, hopefully not, must be sports. Then yeah, It's
like I gotta do the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
And then like, I'm like, it's comedy.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
It's a radio present. It's what Joe Rogan stole. Our
act is basically how I tell people it. Now I'm
like whatever you think, like like of the podcasters, now
they stole it from the monsters, okay, they were, They're
they're doing a bad imitation to us.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
That's how I look at really yeah, like there's yeah
like oh yeah, Bryan.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Thinks this is info worse.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Yeah, he was sometimes when Ambers here it is it is,
that's true. Yeah. At the frogs, Oh my god, I'm
killing it on Tesla today. Sorry, look at my stocks
are now. I'm not gambling. I'm investing. I was trying
to explain everybody.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I was trying to.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Explain to everybody the different various characters of our show.
And then I and then so I just go, but
like I explain you, I explained Angel, I explained a
couple of ladies, and I said this sentence I go,
and I'm like the normal one.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
The stones on you dude, serious, You're the most unnormal.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Talk about it because my wife openly laughed too on her.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
For her, I would like, like, I'm curious to see
what the audience thinks.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
You can text in seven seven zero three one type
it in our YouTube chat. Who do you think is
the most normal out of everybody on the show.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Remember when Ryan was like Oh yeah, I'm gonna be
the like good looking guy on the show'm.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
When you tried to bang me yesterday is definitely he
definitely I banged me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Your vision of you is crazy, I.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Would say, but out of all of us, like okay,
Angels over there, mister blackscreen phone, he's a mystery. You know,
you don't know what's going on with a minutey given moment.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
You talk about a completely transferent he's addicted.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
To oreos over there. That guy he's got the guy oreos,
I shared him. He's a speed demon.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
There's all kinds of stuff about this guy over here,
and then this guy to my right, mister rush Rowlins.
I mean like I's got the he's got the O
c D's's got the he's got the the, the narcissism, the.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Just you know, I would not want you to describe
me as the most normal. I do not want to
be the most normal. The most normal is the most boring.
But I do not consider you normal at all.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Russ.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You tell us all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That you have so many is mental issues that you
can't even keep.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Track of them.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
All I like to here's what I here's how I
like to do the show right.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Like on the show, You're getting an exaggerated version of me.
I'm saying all the deep dark thoughts that I have
in my head throughout the day, just out loud, Like
people keep all that stuff inside. I come on the show,
I say it all out loud so people feel better
about themselves.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I remember listening to this show and some of the
looney characters that you've had on the show over the years,
thinking like they would say something out loud that I
like would resonate with me, and I'm like, make me
feel a lot better and feel like, oh, I'm just
like a regular human being. That's what I'm going for.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Ryan.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Being the most normal person in a room of nuts isn't.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Something to be bracket up.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
It is like, I am so mad at this. It
is by far and away. People are texting an angel.
Angel was the normal one, the taxing service that the
YouTube chat Angel was the normal one.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You think it's you, dude, You think it's me.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Funny dude, there was a whole TV series and you
agreed on it made you uncomfortable how close that TV
series was like you and it was murder Box, because.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Which is a show about the guy.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Basically the murder Box just had autism, So like, that's
that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Weird You talk about your autism all the time.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah, that again, but that doesn't mean usual. The richest
man in the world has.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Autists and he's a weirdo.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
But richest man in the world.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You're you're describing yourself as the most normal. You are
not normal at all.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Like one of the best text messages that just came in,
and this is what Mike and Saint Augustine, Mike, if
I'm Saint Augustine says, if Ryan is normal, then I'm
fed up.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Right, You're not normal.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I when it comes down to it, I'm very normal.
I'm like my day to day I'm.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Just like a regular wife. Laughed at you because my
wife thinks she's funny.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
She's not all the girls on the show.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Who's the most normal?
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Not it?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Great question, man, It's got to be Angelique, right, angel
I don't feel like it's even a contest, Like who's
the weirdest one?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Though that's a different question.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Is the weirdest?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I would say for me, the weirdest one is Daisy.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like Amber is like just a goofball.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
She's a silly girl.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
It's a little bag of goof Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, das like legitimately out.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I love her to death.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
She's that crazy, but like she's like, she's just like
such a different kind of person.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah. By the way, and she's busy. People want to
know where she is that normally it's Thursday is Daisy Day.
She's getting ready for the Jollywood Film Festival Awards. And
if you want to get tickets to that, you can
on event bright And she's working hard on that. And
you know what listening as crazy as she is, and
you're right. I when I saw what she put together
for this the last film festival, she did like she's
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a professional, like wealthy, really smart woman. She just comes in.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Here and she lets what it's Savannah is the craziest,
is the weirdest one, the weirdest.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Yes, no, not sexy Savannah.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
First of all, I can't call her that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
She will punch you in the facey.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, maybe she could get away with it.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Yeah you could, yeah, but like none of us Daisy
at least.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, but she's like Savannah is weirder than Daisy.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Yes, And I don't mean that as a knock.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I'm like, and again I'm saying weird as a knock here,
but like when it comes to Daisy Savannah, Savannah is
way weirder than Daisy.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Yeah, it's a cool job though.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I'm thinking about face.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Yeah okay, yeahrum Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Savannah is definitely a different and all of them are
amazingly wonderful what I'm talking about it, of course, but
as far as being odd, Savannah is the most odd.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yes, okay, and thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I say that in a loving way. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
No, I like to be surrounded by weird people and
abnormal people. I would just say, out of all of
the abnormal people on this show, I'm the least abnormal.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
You're the most abnormal out of the past twenty years
I've had.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
You cannot be true.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh my god. You are weirder than Daniel. You're weirder
than Drunky. You're weirder than the tuttle.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
You're that's just offensive, that's the probably. He's pretty damn weird. Yes,
but Bubba's weirder than you. Bubba's weirder than you, Jeff.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Howell, That just that means you as normal as me.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You're weirder than Jeff Howell. You're right there.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
You and Jeff how are in the same I think
Jeff How's the most normal next to me.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You think Jeff How's normal?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Whoa, yeah, oh yeah, mind he is not normal?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Is no, he's not sure what Jeff Howell to punish himself,
and we'd listen to his own music, turn heat on
in his car, roll the windows up and drive down,
obt to look at the to look at the bums
and stuff, to punish himself.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, though, I've done
that same move after a bad stand up set.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, you're not normal.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Disagree? Disagree that.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Don't look at the texting.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I yea, none of the textures are earlier. Say okay,
Teal Piper is normal. We don't know her well ye
yeah yeah, and we're not counting Kylie is pretty normal.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, but that's not Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah, Kylie's definitely the most like normal.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, you're not weird enough for me to be honest
with you, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Because we've always played with Kylie.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
We're actually like way my dad listens to the show.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
But she wants to come in. She's gonna come in
next week. We're gonna have to We're we got to
rougher up a little bit. Yeah, I know, but but yeah,
the fact that you would describe yourself as the most
normal person on this show, that just goes to show
that you are in your own little bubble and your
own little head and you don't understand reality.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
I am very aware of reality. I got people like
I got people that agree with me. I was. I
was surprised. It's a landslide for Angel.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay, let me take this back. By the way, everyone's
saying he's not weirder than the Tunne Okay, I take that.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Yeah, that was just me.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That was I apologize morning. I didn't even mean that.
I just try to make you mad.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Works.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
That was who's more normal? Angel? Would it be Ryan
or Bo?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Who's more normal out of those?
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Because I could do normal things like drive?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
That was We're talking about personality traits.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Yeah, it's all encompassing.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I mean personal I mean like, I've got a stable home,
I got it, I got a ten year relationships, stable relationship,
and I've got he rescues dogs.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, he's gotta he's got a real job where it
makes a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah, And he's been there for long, longer than he
was in radio.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Life is not about money, guys. Sometimes it's about free
fried chicken.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I don't know. Gambling.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, game, I'm doing well today. I bet against Tesla.
There's four thousand dollars for the old Kody.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You got a gambling problem. That's weird. So the bottom gamble.
He doesn't gamble. He does other things. That's kind of
a gamble.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
He's gambling with his help right now. Yeah, Oh, you
know it's not gambling. That mortgage guy Don from that mortgage.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Guy down dot com. Real estate investing is which.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Part of what I do is is very safe.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
That's what I call my house. I call it real
estate investing, but I just live there. Uh and uh
my mouth flustered. I'm very upset right now.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
You really thought that you were going to run away
with this.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I thought it would be at least in contention.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Really do you think it would be like eighty percent? Angel? Wow?
All right, I'm really on the back foot of this.
I am a mortgage guy Don.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
You're looking to do a traditional mortgage helock REFI, small
business loans, whatever.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
It may be, that morge guy Don can help you out.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Plus, he has an amazing show on Saturday from nine
to ten thirty where he demystifies the mortgage business.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
So check that out as well. Don't miss the boat.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Compare your quote with that mortgage guye Don dot com.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
And so it shall be, says mister normal.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
All right, if you want to Jesus, if you want
to lead us a message and tell us who you
think is normal, you can. If you listen on the
iHeartRadio app, you're gonna see a microphone. Click on the microphone,
leave us a message and we'll play those in the
next couple of segments. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to
the mantras in the morning, you could be there for
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the train wreck, or maybe not a train wreck.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Maybe it'll be a complete touchdown on normal time.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
When Amber Nova dances a burlesque, we know Angelique's gonna
kill it because she did last year bb Caliber. We
know she's gonna kill it. Daisy is coming out and
with like I think, fifteen dancers. When she does it,
angel will be spinning tunes. Ryan and I are hosting it.
It is the Miss Monster b last twenty twenty five.
Are you gonna go out there? You're gonna be at
the show. You're gonna be there, okay, Kylie Blakely will
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be out there. It's December fifth, it's a Friday night.
We'd never do Friday night events really very rarely, and
it'll be us really a big celebration for the year.
It's a big night of event. You know. I mentioned
that earlier, like we'll be celebrating it's our last big show,
and someone said, you're not doing the last show of
the year. We are. We're doing the last show of
the year, but that'll be in the morning. It won't
(16:31):
be as big of a throwdown party because you know,
it's the morning time thing. The last big party night
of the year for us is gonna be December the
fifth for Miss Monster Burless. Tickets are on sale now
and grab those. You can get the premium tickets. You
get extra special stuff with it, and you get to
sit closer and all that kind of stuff. So i'd
grab who were me, That's what I would grab, And
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you can get them at real Radio Monsters dot com.
That's Real radiomasters dot com. So I told you that
this weekend is my my anniversary. I won't be here
tomorrow because and anniversary stuff. And then next weekend is
my son's wedding, and I came across an article here
about seven ways that people are rude at weddings without
(17:13):
realizing it. And I haven't even read these yet, so
I don't know what it is. I'm wondering if you
tell me, if you think I would do any of
these things. Number one, Okay, I won't do that. Monopolizing
the couple's time, I won't do that. So do people
do that at weddings. I'm trying to That happens a lot,
so you dja a lot of weddings. I've been in
(17:34):
a lot of weddings, so I don't know. I don't
I can't remember. But people will do that. They'll try
to monopolize the couples.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Whether it's whether it's certain family members, so I say,
certain family members that haven't seen the bride of the groom,
either one of them, and this is the first time
they've seen him in quite some time, and it's in
this big, giant of event, and so they were they're
trying to make up I guess, for lost time or
they want to be memorable option and you see it happening.
(18:01):
That's why like if you have and I know in
your son's case, they have a planner that's going to
be there. Uh you need that person wedding wedding planner
because of the day off, they keep the couple kind
of moving. Because the other part when it when you
see it happen the most is like let's say, when
when we're eating or and there, you know, the couples
are eating and everything, and that's usually sometimes where the
(18:22):
couple will take the opportunity to go down and to
like basically thank everybody.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
And you see keep that moving.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, you got to keep that moving because you will
see couples get like stuck at a table, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, okay, next thing they say here, this is once
again things you don't want to do at a wedding
that that are rude. Uh make it a spectacle of yourself. Well, no,
I won't do that. It says he like you proposing
or something like that, or or are getting way too drunk.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Uh, oh, don't propose.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Don't beat that couple that proposes at somebody else's wedding.
I like not say that you're going to do that.
But yeah, well that's not the move.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
So was any at your wedding, did anyone to make
a spectacle of themselves? Ryan, I can't think of anyone
that did.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
No.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
My weddy was smooth, easy, easy piecey.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Okay, here's another thing that says something.
Speaker 9 (19:10):
Remember being there, You were just sitting there, You were
just there. Yeah, you were the most normal.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Sitting there. Stealing flowers is a thing.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah. The centerpieces, they will steal the center Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Typically those centerpieces that like the way that the bride
and grim will do it is that they'll give them
to certain people, right, And there's happens to be like
let's say, someone who wasn't so high on the guest list,
but they ended up getting an invited or whatever, they'll
go and like snake one that wasn't meant for them.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Again, I've seen these things happen. And then it becomes
an issue.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
A requesting songs from DJ that's considered rude. Yes, why
is that.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
D Because it's not your party, it's at all. And again,
not to speak out of school here, let's just say
in other other parties that i've DJ, this is why
I sit down with the couple. Hey, are there songs
that you absolutely do not want to hear.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
There are.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Uh, not only are do not play these songs? Are
there any songs that you do not want me to
take a request for? Yeah, but we don't. We absolutely
do not want to hear any of these songs. And
so that's why. And I have to do it that way, Russ,
because I like, again, you know, when I was starting
to do these events and doing these gigs, I would
have that uncle that would come over the top of
(20:47):
be like, oh, I bet you for five hundred dollars
you're going to play some Leonard Skinner and be like, Okay.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
It's another event like you and Angels are going, but
I'm not. Don't good to go.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
I'm working, dude, I got hired.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
He's worried you work.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Are the one with the fireworks and Ross gets God,
don't get to go nothing with the fireworks.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Because you're not normal.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You're too weird.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I know Ryan, I'm also named Ryan. I'm offended.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Ryan.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
I gotta tell you I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I didn't know it was a monster's event, sans Ryan,
it's not it's it's.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Not a monsters of that.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I'm the help there. I don't even get to hang
out with Ross.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
So we only get to go to funerals and ruin those.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Let me let me ruin a wedding.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
You ruined my dad's funeral. At my scissors funeral, it's
probably you're not invited and it might be the Yeah,
think about that. So requesting songs is rude at a wedding,
and it says over sharing. Uh, when you're doing the
wedding toast oversharing.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Oh no, I've seen that, man, Yeah, I've seen that.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
It's always like, I'm so glad you finally were able
to calm Christy down because she was to be a horror.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
I feel like a lot of that, but way more subtle.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's sins there. It's rude to take photos during the ceremony.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yes, yeah, you gotta yet to let the photographer. They've
hired a photographer to do that. And then if you're I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Glad I read this because I definitely would have taken
photos during the.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Whole video and then released a wedding video of my
wedding before my wedding video was ready.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
And guess what your for your wedding. Guy didn't do
a good video and the one you watch is the
one I.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Did for you.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
No, he did a good video. You just got yours
out the next day.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
No, no, you you told me that you watch my
video because the other guy's video sucked.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Well, I told you is I watched it because you
put my wedding on YouTube so it was easy and
searchable to find.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
So we just watched that.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
So the wedding video because I couldn't find the USB, well,
they put it on.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Taking photos of the ceremony. They're saying, is is rude?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Well, because what ends up happening.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
And if you had a time you tell people not
to it's fine.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Like if you say, hey, no photos, no videos, but mine,
I didn't care.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
I got I got like ninety four angles of my wedding.
Actually liked it.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Yeah about it. I've seen that's happen, Rustin is that
sometimes people in the in their attempt of getting their picture,
they mess up the photographer.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Right, and they like post.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
I've seen that where they get what you're talking about
post ahead of the wedding, and you have to say, like, hey,
you could take all the photos, don't post them on
anything please.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
We want to be the people that release this.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Pointing out something went wrong. Most weddings have hiccups. And
it's not cool to go and point out to the
to the bride and groom. Oh, this happened wrong. That
happened wrong. Like like.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
My mom, she does wedding hair and makeup. She's been
in the industry for years, done Orlando Bridal Expo, all
kinds of stuff. She's been an esthetician for twenty years now.
I have helped her and been to so many weddings,
like my friends, her friends helping her work getting her
set up. There's not been a single wedding in those
twenty years, not one that has not had a hiccup
(23:51):
or problem. It's just polite to keep it to yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, yeah, you don't want it.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
So their mom pops its.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Yeah, she does facial she's so.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Those are the things that says. Are any other rude
things you can think of it at a wedding that
you don't want to do.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
It's super drunk.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, you gotta keep you gotta keep it together.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
You don't want to be slopping it jo an invitation,
you'd come get sloppy and then we got to carry
you out of the wedding.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
God, that's you know, you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Just said that, and it just reminded me of something,
and and here we are many years later, and I
realized this was so wrong, but at the time seemed
so funny and and we all were like it was
our way of like ribbing somebody. And now I look
back and it was really really wrong. But when Jimmy
got married, like all of us were there on the
whole show, right, it was me and you know, Daniel
(24:42):
and Drunkie and Bubba and uh Savannah and like all
of us. And so Jimmy left early, and we're like,
we'll get it, we'll keep we'll keep drinking, we'll keep
drinking at the bar. We're gonna keep drinking. And we
were double fisting them and drinking it thought, oh, that's hilarious.
And then you realize that, like like I think her
dad had to hey for all of that stuff, and
that was I look back down, that was wrong. I
(25:05):
regret that. Oh look at you see showing growth. I'm
sixty now. But yes, however, we thought it'd be so
funny and Jimmy would laugh at it. But y'all we
got you. You know, we drank all the drinks and
we drank for another hour after he left.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Now, the next step of growth russ Is instead of
saying it to us on one hundred thousand watt radio
station and just hope that that message gets to him,
shoot him a little text, call him. I'd be like, hey, Jimmy,
just so you.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Remember when we drank at your wedding twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Right now, I was talking to the guys on the air.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That might have been wrong.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, we were looking at the list and I felt bad.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
I feel bad.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I remember we were all thinking it was so funny.
We're all laughing. I think Bow was there too. Yeah,
Bo was there.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
Shocking.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I think I think we ran the billet like fifteen
hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
God, dude, you need to pay him invited.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
My it was crazy. You probably check your guests for
testosterone levels.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Oh no, way, you should thank me.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Oh no, I didn't realize. So I read something to
you about you whenever you date someone, you test their
blood or something.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
No no, no, no, taken out of content ago, what's what
do you do?
Speaker 8 (26:20):
So apparently some of you guys remember, like a year ago,
we were talking about TRT and how it helped you,
and you know, it's so common because of all the
stuff in our processed food, which is another reason why
my health note is, yeah, a lot of people are
having issues with their testosterone. So any guy that I
date over thirty because I'm in my twenties, yeah, I
(26:40):
encourage them. I don't make them, It's not mandatory, but
I encourage them. I'm like, hey, you know, I want
you to be around for a long time. I really
like you. I see a future with you. Go get
your blood work done because a lot of guys put a.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Lot of guys at you and say, you know what,
you're inable. I need you to go I get your
blood work done.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Yeah, because you want if you spitting the rest of
your life with somebody, I get mine checked every six
months to check my hormone levels. You plan on having
kids with that person, you want them to live for
a long time. And then one of the number one
killers of men and an older demographic is prostate cancer.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Why are you staring at us?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Look there, mister normal.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
Get your testosterone checked and make sure that you're safe
and healthy and happy so you can be around a
long time for your wife.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
It sounds like a lot is don't you have your
testosterone check that it was low?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Yeah it was it was one o the floor a
lot of people.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
Oh it's low, it's low for a lot of people.
You know Derek, his testosterone is low.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
It is not even I guess this guy, Oh what's yours?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Fifteen?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Because he eats healthy?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh he does not, he.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Does not do.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Angel even sugar all the time.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Oh my god, Angel, where's the mister oreos? What we
call you?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
The last time I had oreos? And to God was
the ones that I shared with you.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
I would say, hand to God just because you can
reach them, because you right right right right.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
No.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Angel eats like a homeless person.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
He eats from seven eleven's out of a plastic bag
and then he has like a half snack.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
A protein snack. I have a protein bar, my bubbly water.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Can I try to impress you right now? Is eighteen hundred?
Right now? That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Yeah, it's like talking about her boom.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I also have things is important. I also have.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I also have the estrogen blocker because they had too
much estrogen.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
And that's why it's important to get your blood panels done.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
And don't you have a hookup for that?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Rosa red Mountain weight loss. Thank you, very appreciated, appreciative,
all right, we're gonna take a break when we come
back a lot. It's time.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Hey, so breaking news real quick. So we wrap this
up on Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshawn Kneelan dies at
twenty four. This is really unexpected.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh, it's all yeah, that's tragic.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
We don't have the cause. Somebody texted and I thought
they were messing around and I just looked it up.
It's all over the place. So all right, yeah, we'll
talk about that.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
That's okay. We'll play your hot takes in your messages
when we come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to
the March of the Morning.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Coming up today on the Gym Cobacho. That's what we're
going to talk about. I don't know what happened to me,
but we're just talking Colbert. That's what we're doing today.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
The one.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
I'm the normal one.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Tonight, Angel, you know what's happening. Tell me the date
idea is done right at four o'clock.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
That's right. So Russ needs a date idea for his anniversary.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
He should listen to The Colbert Show from three to
seven and you can look ahead with the team of
TK Law to plan for your family's future. Visit one
firm for life dot com. I got it all planned out,
going to a secret five star.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
No, I just always forget that, you know me, I forget.
I forget stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
No, it's uh Arabella's what it's called Arabellas. And then
we're going some uh it's going to clear Water for
like a day. It's a day cruise kind of a situation. Uh.
And then and then getting some rest, doing some boating.
Just uh, you know, eight years. That's it for me.
That's a big deal.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Get on yours, on your Italian dinner and your gay cruise.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
It's kay about a cruise.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
You said I'm going on a gay crew.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
No, I did not.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I said a day day.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
I was like, live your life, man, okay.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Uh, Kylie Blakely.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Here with us, and they thank you for coming in anytime.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Good seeing. I see your your chat with people in
the chest.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
I sorry in an argument about that testoster and stuff.
So we're going back and forth in the chat.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
Women.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
No, well we were at first, but a lot of women,
a lot of monsters listening, have chimed in on the
YouTube chat talking about how much t RT has affected
their marriage and affected their life, and how much happier
they are. Their men aren't tossy and turning all night.
They feel better, they're sleeping better at night, their energy
levels are there. What's the argument, Well, exactly, there's guys
that are insecure about going and getting tested.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
They won't they won't get at tested. Yeah. Yeah, it's
not one of those things that everybody admits on the
radio that you know that they have low tests offer.
I just admitted it some time ago because that's what
I do. I don't care, you know, but but it
was brave of you to admit how low yours is.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Ryan, Yeah, yeah, so brave hero.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Really kind of a hero. Mister normal over there of course.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
From a normal guy.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Well normal bout him over because they eats.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Right and normal And somebody said that also in the YouTube.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Have checked.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
Yeah, dude, that's how I know it's normal.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
It's a yearly thing. I told you this. I do
the blood work. I have to.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I think every man's testosterone drops at a certain age.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Okay, I haven't hit that yet.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
All right, we haven't any.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
Takes, Uh we do. That was one of them.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
If you want to go to go to be a
part of the show, go the iHeart Radio app. Hey
set us as the number one pre set on the
iHeartRadio app. You can listen to us in the whole
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Speaker 4 (32:13):
By the way, makes it easy for you to find
us too, so easy.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
To find us, and you hear yourself on them monsters
after this little jingle, it's oh yeah, Angel is claiming
he's the most normal one, but he did affect affected
the lives of children today.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
How's that hot take?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yo?
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Angel?
Speaker 10 (32:33):
So I always have the YouTube channel going in the
mornings while my sons get ready for his bus stop. Today,
he just got glasses. He's in second grade. He really wasn't.
He was nervous to wear him because he thought he'd
get made fun of. I said, look, Angel's rocking his glasses.
He put his glasses on and said to the bus So,
thank you, y'all.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Keep it up there you go.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
That's awesome, that's adorable.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
It's the kid's still going to get beat up, but
at least he had.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
A good It's still gonna call florides or whatever.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Let's see hot t egg Ryan?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
What Ryan?
Speaker 6 (33:08):
What uncle? As here?
Speaker 8 (33:11):
And I find that you are as normal as one
of the misfit.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
Toys on Goddamn Misfit Island.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
What are you kidding me? You are a weird son
of a bitch. You are you, You're the dentist, and
your weirdness is the attraction.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
So to the hell with all the rest of those
people that say Ryan's weird, weird is what It's relative?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Who cares? Love you? Uncle off and Osio's out.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Yeah, but if I'm I'm the Island of misted toys.
We're all misfit toys.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
We agreed, Yes, we don't want any normal people on
this show.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
They'd be boring.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, Hot Egg, Good morning monsters.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Uh, Bryan, you're so not normal.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
You remind me of Bender from Futurama.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
I see it. Wow, ok, I see it.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
I'm gonna start my own show with black Jackets Trippers.
Let's see h Hotdake.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Good morning guys.
Speaker 12 (34:05):
It's talking about women, sexual harassment and whatnot. My girlfriend's
at work, she's working in the drive through, and she
told me some dude come through there ordering food right,
no pants on, just straight, no pants, underwear off, and
act like.
Speaker 11 (34:20):
Nothing was wrong at all. I couldn't believe it when
she told me this I mean, I guess I can
user are horrible, but yeah it's bad man, Like you're
going to a drive through with your pants off, Like,
come on, man, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That is gross.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Yeah, that's a you're gonna get your seat all nasty.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
Put a towel down, then it's fine.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah we had a towel, but it's okay.
Speaker 13 (34:45):
Hot take Russ. It's Deputy Scott. You're overthinking this holy
anniversary thing. Easy thing to do for pottery. Go on
group On, grab yourself side Bogo for some pottery clash
down where you live, make it a date, go out
make your own pottery, or you can even paint your
own pottery in some studios.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
Easy peasy, you got a gift to last forever.
Speaker 13 (35:06):
That's all taking easy.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Ain't no way that dude is going to go to
a pottery class because it's gonna get dirt on his hands.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
I'll let you know that I've made pottery before.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Whatever they're saying potty weird, I've made potty before.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Uh that is fun though, I do enjoy doing that. Yeah,
so you could always do that. Uh, and you can
get painting again. Remember I was saying you don't paint anymore.
You can paint again.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Uh, hot day.
Speaker 12 (35:38):
What about Russ's dirty stand up anti Ryan Holmes puppet
that complete with stage that Russ made.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
He loved that.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
That's right, you did to somebody who the puppet was dirty.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
You had a whole thing where you were like it
was not only me but to my wife.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
That's something that we didn't close the loop on it.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
But I'm the weird one, guys. He made a whole
popping at me and a whole stand up set.
Speaker 12 (36:02):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I never said I wasn't weird. I'm proud to be weird.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
But that's a loop that we didn't close that we
might have to revisit because it is bizarre the way
that you feel about Jeff Dunham and his puppets. And again,
those puppets are clean, they don't use foul language.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
That's something about the puppets I didn't like. I can't
remember what it was, but I didn't.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
But listen to people love him and his puppets.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
That's fine.
Speaker 14 (36:23):
And the last hot dake, Good morning monsters, Christina here,
Happy Friday, Eve. I just want to give a shout
out to Russ. Russ don't shave. I think it looks
great on you.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
It looks good.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
There you go, and the Angels gonna have someone coming
in and shape up with beers next week.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Come here.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
All right, very good, Kylie Blakely. Get anything you want
to plug and promote.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
You know.
Speaker 8 (36:49):
If you guys want to find me on social media,
you can find me at the Kylie Blakely on TikTok
and Instagram.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
I love engaging with you guys. Shout out to the
YouTube chat. I'll see you guys next week.
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(37:20):
any social media platform. It's official Angel, Email me angel
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Speaker 5 (37:25):
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Speaker 6 (37:31):
More followers to hit like five thousands to do it.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
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a chance to flip over to Fox thirty five at
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Then at three o'clock it's the Jim Colbert Show.
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We're back tomorrow to do our thing from Kylie Blakely
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Work before you can date. Lay guys, thank you so
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Speaker 6 (38:01):
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Fairfruit like strawberries, chocolate. Yeah, that's fairfruit. Hey, welcome out
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(01:09):
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Welcome back on Russ rollins Kylie Blakeley here with us today,
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Angel Rovera and now it's signed for the King of Denmark.
Ryan Holmes making his daily proclamation.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah boy, the big olaf Daisy Delcara working hard up here.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Today, Daisy, Yeah with us in Daisy, She's working on
her things, promplicated.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
A day shirt.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Let's all wave hard, winter Funky.
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He brought to you by that mortgage guy down from
that mortgage.
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Guy don dot com. More on that later.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Helly, what do you are you arguing with people about
stoos and our YouTube chat?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
What are you doing in the.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
No I'm shouting you out.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
I'm going k O D k O D.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
And we're talking about the Guinness show, the.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
House a Guinness.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yes, good? Is it good?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I should give another shot.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
How are you like you like the only funny talk.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
About how are you about getting over the funny talk?
I can read it right, like I could read the subtitles.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
You can add him in there.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I get him my TV.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, you can add him in there. I liked it.
It makes me feel bad about drinking Guinness. What I
don't know Guinness is like directly sponsoring that show.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
It's not. But if you're like, it's the guy that
brought Peaky Blinders.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
Is it peaky?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It is peaky Peaky Peek's supposed to be like accurate, so.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
I don't care if it's accurate.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
I can't stop watching.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
There's some points uh there they're like, let's say, like
it took the historical references and stuff like that, and
then there's obviously his his interpretation of events. So it's
not a quote unquote biography.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What's what's the platform?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Netflix?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Netflix? Okay, Peaky blind US Netics. No that I'm saying.
It's on the same network that Peaky Blinders is. It's
the same now, Okay, Yeah, it's it's good.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You should you should check it out.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I need to find something because I was watching Boots
and they got to a part and I'm like, hey.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I'm curious.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
This is I need people from the texting service and
maybe the YouTube chat or you.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Can call in.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I guess I got into a heated debate with with
my wife about this show, which doesn't happen that often.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Know about our.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Show, the show that we are on, Current Monsters in
the Morning, House of Mons caused a problem in your household,
the number one morning show, number.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
One morning show in town. I was talking. I was
talking to my.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Neighbors with my wife and the neighbors who didn't know
what I did right, and I was.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Like, They're like, oh, what are you doing.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I'm like, I'm on a radio show, and they're like, oh,
what do you DJ. It's always like they think I'm
a DJ, which I think is very funny.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Scoff if both of you.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Yeah, and I'm like no, it's it's like we're a
talk show.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
And then like, do you guys do like political talk?
Like no, hopefully not, must be sports. Then yeah, It's
like I gotta do the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
And then like, I'm like, it's comedy.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
It's a radio present. It's what Joe Rogan stole. Our
act is basically how I tell people it. Now I'm
like whatever you think, like like of the podcasters, now
they stole it from the monsters, okay, they were, They're
they're doing a bad imitation to us.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
That's how I look at really yeah, like there's yeah
like oh yeah, Bryan.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Thinks this is info worse.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Yeah, he was sometimes when Ambers here it is it is,
that's true. Yeah. At the frogs, Oh my god, I'm
killing it on Tesla today. Sorry, look at my stocks
are now. I'm not gambling. I'm investing. I was trying
to explain everybody.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I was trying to.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Explain to everybody the different various characters of our show.
And then I and then so I just go, but
like I explain you, I explained Angel, I explained a
couple of ladies, and I said this sentence I go,
and I'm like the normal one.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
The stones on you dude, serious, You're the most unnormal.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Talk about it because my wife openly laughed too on her.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
For her, I would like, like, I'm curious to see
what the audience thinks.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
You can text in seven seven zero three one type
it in our YouTube chat. Who do you think is
the most normal out of everybody on the show.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Remember when Ryan was like Oh yeah, I'm gonna be
the like good looking guy on the show'm.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
When you tried to bang me yesterday is definitely he
definitely I banged me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Your vision of you is crazy, I.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Would say, but out of all of us, like okay,
Angels over there, mister blackscreen phone, he's a mystery. You know,
you don't know what's going on with a minutey given moment.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
You talk about a completely transferent he's addicted.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
To oreos over there. That guy he's got the guy oreos,
I shared him. He's a speed demon.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
There's all kinds of stuff about this guy over here,
and then this guy to my right, mister rush Rowlins.
I mean like I's got the he's got the O
c D's's got the he's got the the, the narcissism, the.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Just you know, I would not want you to describe
me as the most normal. I do not want to
be the most normal. The most normal is the most boring.
But I do not consider you normal at all.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Russ.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You tell us all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That you have so many is mental issues that you
can't even keep.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Track of them.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
All I like to here's what I here's how I
like to do the show right.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Like on the show, You're getting an exaggerated version of me.
I'm saying all the deep dark thoughts that I have
in my head throughout the day, just out loud, Like
people keep all that stuff inside. I come on the show,
I say it all out loud so people feel better
about themselves.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I remember listening to this show and some of the
looney characters that you've had on the show over the years,
thinking like they would say something out loud that I
like would resonate with me, and I'm like, make me
feel a lot better and feel like, oh, I'm just
like a regular human being. That's what I'm going for.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Ryan.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Being the most normal person in a room of nuts isn't.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Something to be bracket up.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
It is like, I am so mad at this. It
is by far and away. People are texting an angel.
Angel was the normal one, the taxing service that the
YouTube chat Angel was the normal one.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You think it's you, dude, You think it's me.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Funny dude, there was a whole TV series and you
agreed on it made you uncomfortable how close that TV
series was like you and it was murder Box, because.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Which is a show about the guy.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Basically the murder Box just had autism, So like, that's
that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Weird You talk about your autism all the time.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah, that again, but that doesn't mean usual. The richest
man in the world has.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Autists and he's a weirdo.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
But richest man in the world.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You're you're describing yourself as the most normal. You are
not normal at all.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Like one of the best text messages that just came in,
and this is what Mike and Saint Augustine, Mike, if
I'm Saint Augustine says, if Ryan is normal, then I'm
fed up.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Right, You're not normal.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I when it comes down to it, I'm very normal.
I'm like my day to day I'm.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Just like a regular wife. Laughed at you because my
wife thinks she's funny.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
She's not all the girls on the show.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Who's the most normal?
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Not it?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Great question, man, It's got to be Angelique, right, angel
I don't feel like it's even a contest, Like who's
the weirdest one?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Though that's a different question.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Is the weirdest?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I would say for me, the weirdest one is Daisy.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like Amber is like just a goofball.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
She's a silly girl.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
It's a little bag of goof Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, das like legitimately out.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I love her to death.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
She's that crazy, but like she's like, she's just like
such a different kind of person.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah. By the way, and she's busy. People want to
know where she is that normally it's Thursday is Daisy Day.
She's getting ready for the Jollywood Film Festival Awards. And
if you want to get tickets to that, you can
on event bright And she's working hard on that. And
you know what listening as crazy as she is, and
you're right. I when I saw what she put together
for this the last film festival, she did like she's
(09:41):
a professional, like wealthy, really smart woman. She just comes in.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Here and she lets what it's Savannah is the craziest,
is the weirdest one, the weirdest.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Yes, no, not sexy Savannah.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
First of all, I can't call her that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
She will punch you in the facey.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, maybe she could get away with it.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Yeah you could, yeah, but like none of us Daisy
at least.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, but she's like Savannah is weirder than Daisy.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Yes, And I don't mean that as a knock.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I'm like, and again I'm saying weird as a knock here,
but like when it comes to Daisy Savannah, Savannah is
way weirder than Daisy.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Yeah, it's a cool job though.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I'm thinking about face.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Yeah okay, yeahrum Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Savannah is definitely a different and all of them are
amazingly wonderful what I'm talking about it, of course, but
as far as being odd, Savannah is the most odd.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yes, okay, and thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I say that in a loving way. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
No, I like to be surrounded by weird people and
abnormal people. I would just say, out of all of
the abnormal people on this show, I'm the least abnormal.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
You're the most abnormal out of the past twenty years
I've had.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
You cannot be true.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh my god. You are weirder than Daniel. You're weirder
than Drunky. You're weirder than the tuttle.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
You're that's just offensive, that's the probably. He's pretty damn weird. Yes,
but Bubba's weirder than you. Bubba's weirder than you, Jeff.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Howell, That just that means you as normal as me.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You're weirder than Jeff Howell. You're right there.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
You and Jeff how are in the same I think
Jeff How's the most normal next to me.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You think Jeff How's normal?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Whoa, yeah, oh yeah, mind he is not normal?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Is no, he's not sure what Jeff Howell to punish himself,
and we'd listen to his own music, turn heat on
in his car, roll the windows up and drive down,
obt to look at the to look at the bums
and stuff, to punish himself.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, though, I've done
that same move after a bad stand up set.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, you're not normal.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Disagree? Disagree that.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Don't look at the texting.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I yea, none of the textures are earlier. Say okay,
Teal Piper is normal. We don't know her well ye
yeah yeah, and we're not counting Kylie is pretty normal.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, but that's not Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah, Kylie's definitely the most like normal.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, you're not weird enough for me to be honest
with you, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Because we've always played with Kylie.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
We're actually like way my dad listens to the show.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
But she wants to come in. She's gonna come in
next week. We're gonna have to We're we got to
rougher up a little bit. Yeah, I know, but but yeah,
the fact that you would describe yourself as the most
normal person on this show, that just goes to show
that you are in your own little bubble and your
own little head and you don't understand reality.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
I am very aware of reality. I got people like
I got people that agree with me. I was. I
was surprised. It's a landslide for Angel.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay, let me take this back. By the way, everyone's
saying he's not weirder than the Tunne Okay, I take that.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Yeah, that was just me.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That was I apologize morning. I didn't even mean that.
I just try to make you mad.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Works.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
That was who's more normal? Angel? Would it be Ryan
or Bo?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Who's more normal out of those?
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Because I could do normal things like drive?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
That was We're talking about personality traits.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Yeah, it's all encompassing.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I mean personal I mean like, I've got a stable home,
I got it, I got a ten year relationships, stable relationship,
and I've got he rescues dogs.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, he's gotta he's got a real job where it
makes a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah, And he's been there for long, longer than he
was in radio.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Life is not about money, guys. Sometimes it's about free
fried chicken.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I don't know. Gambling.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, game, I'm doing well today. I bet against Tesla.
There's four thousand dollars for the old Kody.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You got a gambling problem. That's weird. So the bottom gamble.
He doesn't gamble. He does other things. That's kind of
a gamble.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
He's gambling with his help right now. Yeah, Oh, you
know it's not gambling. That mortgage guy Don from that mortgage.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Guy down dot com. Real estate investing is which.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Part of what I do is is very safe.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
That's what I call my house. I call it real
estate investing, but I just live there. Uh and uh
my mouth flustered. I'm very upset right now.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
You really thought that you were going to run away
with this.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I thought it would be at least in contention.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Really do you think it would be like eighty percent? Angel? Wow?
All right, I'm really on the back foot of this.
I am a mortgage guy Don.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
You're looking to do a traditional mortgage helock REFI, small
business loans, whatever.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
It may be, that morge guy Don can help you out.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Plus, he has an amazing show on Saturday from nine
to ten thirty where he demystifies the mortgage business.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
So check that out as well. Don't miss the boat.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Compare your quote with that mortgage guye Don dot com.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
And so it shall be, says mister normal.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
All right, if you want to Jesus, if you want
to lead us a message and tell us who you
think is normal, you can. If you listen on the
iHeartRadio app, you're gonna see a microphone. Click on the microphone,
leave us a message and we'll play those in the
next couple of segments. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to
the mantras in the morning, you could be there for
(15:41):
the train wreck, or maybe not a train wreck.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Maybe it'll be a complete touchdown on normal time.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
When Amber Nova dances a burlesque, we know Angelique's gonna
kill it because she did last year bb Caliber. We
know she's gonna kill it. Daisy is coming out and
with like I think, fifteen dancers. When she does it,
angel will be spinning tunes. Ryan and I are hosting it.
It is the Miss Monster b last twenty twenty five.
Are you gonna go out there? You're gonna be at
the show. You're gonna be there, okay, Kylie Blakely will
(16:10):
be out there. It's December fifth, it's a Friday night.
We'd never do Friday night events really very rarely, and
it'll be us really a big celebration for the year.
It's a big night of event. You know. I mentioned
that earlier, like we'll be celebrating it's our last big show,
and someone said, you're not doing the last show of
the year. We are. We're doing the last show of
the year, but that'll be in the morning. It won't
(16:31):
be as big of a throwdown party because you know,
it's the morning time thing. The last big party night
of the year for us is gonna be December the
fifth for Miss Monster Burless. Tickets are on sale now
and grab those. You can get the premium tickets. You
get extra special stuff with it, and you get to
sit closer and all that kind of stuff. So i'd
grab who were me, That's what I would grab, And
(16:52):
you can get them at real Radio Monsters dot com.
That's Real radiomasters dot com. So I told you that
this weekend is my my anniversary. I won't be here
tomorrow because and anniversary stuff. And then next weekend is
my son's wedding, and I came across an article here
about seven ways that people are rude at weddings without
(17:13):
realizing it. And I haven't even read these yet, so
I don't know what it is. I'm wondering if you
tell me, if you think I would do any of
these things. Number one, Okay, I won't do that. Monopolizing
the couple's time, I won't do that. So do people
do that at weddings. I'm trying to That happens a lot,
so you dja a lot of weddings. I've been in
(17:34):
a lot of weddings, so I don't know. I don't
I can't remember. But people will do that. They'll try
to monopolize the couples.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Whether it's whether it's certain family members, so I say,
certain family members that haven't seen the bride of the groom,
either one of them, and this is the first time
they've seen him in quite some time, and it's in
this big, giant of event, and so they were they're
trying to make up I guess, for lost time or
they want to be memorable option and you see it happening.
(18:01):
That's why like if you have and I know in
your son's case, they have a planner that's going to
be there. Uh you need that person wedding wedding planner
because of the day off, they keep the couple kind
of moving. Because the other part when it when you
see it happen the most is like let's say, when
when we're eating or and there, you know, the couples
are eating and everything, and that's usually sometimes where the
(18:22):
couple will take the opportunity to go down and to
like basically thank everybody.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
And you see keep that moving.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, you got to keep that moving because you will
see couples get like stuck at a table, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, okay, next thing they say here, this is once
again things you don't want to do at a wedding
that that are rude. Uh make it a spectacle of yourself. Well, no,
I won't do that. It says he like you proposing
or something like that, or or are getting way too drunk.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Uh, oh, don't propose.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Don't beat that couple that proposes at somebody else's wedding.
I like not say that you're going to do that.
But yeah, well that's not the move.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
So was any at your wedding, did anyone to make
a spectacle of themselves? Ryan, I can't think of anyone
that did.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
No.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
My weddy was smooth, easy, easy piecey.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Okay, here's another thing that says something.
Speaker 9 (19:10):
Remember being there, You were just sitting there, You were
just there. Yeah, you were the most normal.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Sitting there. Stealing flowers is a thing.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah. The centerpieces, they will steal the center Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Typically those centerpieces that like the way that the bride
and grim will do it is that they'll give them
to certain people, right, And there's happens to be like
let's say, someone who wasn't so high on the guest list,
but they ended up getting an invited or whatever, they'll
go and like snake one that wasn't meant for them.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Again, I've seen these things happen. And then it becomes
an issue.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
A requesting songs from DJ that's considered rude. Yes, why
is that.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
D Because it's not your party, it's at all. And again,
not to speak out of school here, let's just say
in other other parties that i've DJ, this is why
I sit down with the couple. Hey, are there songs
that you absolutely do not want to hear.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
There are.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Uh, not only are do not play these songs? Are
there any songs that you do not want me to
take a request for? Yeah, but we don't. We absolutely
do not want to hear any of these songs. And
so that's why. And I have to do it that way, Russ,
because I like, again, you know, when I was starting
to do these events and doing these gigs, I would
have that uncle that would come over the top of
(20:47):
be like, oh, I bet you for five hundred dollars
you're going to play some Leonard Skinner and be like, Okay.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
It's another event like you and Angels are going, but
I'm not. Don't good to go.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
I'm working, dude, I got hired.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
He's worried you work.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Are the one with the fireworks and Ross gets God,
don't get to go nothing with the fireworks.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Because you're not normal.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You're too weird.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I know Ryan, I'm also named Ryan. I'm offended.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Ryan.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
I gotta tell you I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I didn't know it was a monster's event, sans Ryan,
it's not it's it's.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Not a monsters of that.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I'm the help there. I don't even get to hang
out with Ross.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
So we only get to go to funerals and ruin those.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Let me let me ruin a wedding.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
You ruined my dad's funeral. At my scissors funeral, it's
probably you're not invited and it might be the Yeah,
think about that. So requesting songs is rude at a wedding,
and it says over sharing. Uh, when you're doing the
wedding toast oversharing.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Oh no, I've seen that, man, Yeah, I've seen that.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
It's always like, I'm so glad you finally were able
to calm Christy down because she was to be a horror.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
I feel like a lot of that, but way more subtle.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's sins there. It's rude to take photos during the ceremony.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yes, yeah, you gotta yet to let the photographer. They've
hired a photographer to do that. And then if you're I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Glad I read this because I definitely would have taken
photos during the.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Whole video and then released a wedding video of my
wedding before my wedding video was ready.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
And guess what your for your wedding. Guy didn't do
a good video and the one you watch is the
one I.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Did for you.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
No, he did a good video. You just got yours
out the next day.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
No, no, you you told me that you watch my
video because the other guy's video sucked.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Well, I told you is I watched it because you
put my wedding on YouTube so it was easy and
searchable to find.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
So we just watched that.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
So the wedding video because I couldn't find the USB, well,
they put it on.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Taking photos of the ceremony. They're saying, is is rude?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Well, because what ends up happening.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
And if you had a time you tell people not
to it's fine.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Like if you say, hey, no photos, no videos, but mine,
I didn't care.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
I got I got like ninety four angles of my wedding.
Actually liked it.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Yeah about it. I've seen that's happen, Rustin is that
sometimes people in the in their attempt of getting their picture,
they mess up the photographer.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Right, and they like post.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
I've seen that where they get what you're talking about
post ahead of the wedding, and you have to say, like, hey,
you could take all the photos, don't post them on
anything please.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
We want to be the people that release this.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Pointing out something went wrong. Most weddings have hiccups. And
it's not cool to go and point out to the
to the bride and groom. Oh, this happened wrong. That
happened wrong. Like like.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
My mom, she does wedding hair and makeup. She's been
in the industry for years, done Orlando Bridal Expo, all
kinds of stuff. She's been an esthetician for twenty years now.
I have helped her and been to so many weddings,
like my friends, her friends helping her work getting her
set up. There's not been a single wedding in those
twenty years, not one that has not had a hiccup
(23:51):
or problem. It's just polite to keep it to yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, yeah, you don't want it.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
So their mom pops its.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Yeah, she does facial she's so.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Those are the things that says. Are any other rude
things you can think of it at a wedding that
you don't want to do.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
It's super drunk.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, you gotta keep you gotta keep it together.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
You don't want to be slopping it jo an invitation,
you'd come get sloppy and then we got to carry
you out of the wedding.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
God, that's you know, you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Just said that, and it just reminded me of something,
and and here we are many years later, and I
realized this was so wrong, but at the time seemed
so funny and and we all were like it was
our way of like ribbing somebody. And now I look
back and it was really really wrong. But when Jimmy
got married, like all of us were there on the
whole show, right, it was me and you know, Daniel
(24:42):
and Drunkie and Bubba and uh Savannah and like all
of us. And so Jimmy left early, and we're like,
we'll get it, we'll keep we'll keep drinking, we'll keep
drinking at the bar. We're gonna keep drinking. And we
were double fisting them and drinking it thought, oh, that's hilarious.
And then you realize that, like like I think her
dad had to hey for all of that stuff, and
that was I look back down, that was wrong. I
(25:05):
regret that. Oh look at you see showing growth. I'm
sixty now. But yes, however, we thought it'd be so
funny and Jimmy would laugh at it. But y'all we
got you. You know, we drank all the drinks and
we drank for another hour after he left.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Now, the next step of growth russ Is instead of
saying it to us on one hundred thousand watt radio
station and just hope that that message gets to him,
shoot him a little text, call him. I'd be like, hey, Jimmy,
just so you.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Remember when we drank at your wedding twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Right now, I was talking to the guys on the air.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That might have been wrong.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, we were looking at the list and I felt bad.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
I feel bad.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I remember we were all thinking it was so funny.
We're all laughing. I think Bow was there too. Yeah,
Bo was there.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
Shocking.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I think I think we ran the billet like fifteen
hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
God, dude, you need to pay him invited.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
My it was crazy. You probably check your guests for
testosterone levels.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Oh no, way, you should thank me.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Oh no, I didn't realize. So I read something to
you about you whenever you date someone, you test their
blood or something.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
No no, no, no, taken out of content ago, what's what
do you do?
Speaker 8 (26:20):
So apparently some of you guys remember, like a year ago,
we were talking about TRT and how it helped you,
and you know, it's so common because of all the
stuff in our processed food, which is another reason why
my health note is, yeah, a lot of people are
having issues with their testosterone. So any guy that I
date over thirty because I'm in my twenties, yeah, I
(26:40):
encourage them. I don't make them, It's not mandatory, but
I encourage them. I'm like, hey, you know, I want
you to be around for a long time. I really
like you. I see a future with you. Go get
your blood work done because a lot of guys put a.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Lot of guys at you and say, you know what,
you're inable. I need you to go I get your
blood work done.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Yeah, because you want if you spitting the rest of
your life with somebody, I get mine checked every six
months to check my hormone levels. You plan on having
kids with that person, you want them to live for
a long time. And then one of the number one
killers of men and an older demographic is prostate cancer.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Why are you staring at us?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Look there, mister normal.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
Get your testosterone checked and make sure that you're safe
and healthy and happy so you can be around a
long time for your wife.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
It sounds like a lot is don't you have your
testosterone check that it was low?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Yeah it was it was one o the floor a
lot of people.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
Oh it's low, it's low for a lot of people.
You know Derek, his testosterone is low.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
It is not even I guess this guy, Oh what's yours?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Fifteen?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Because he eats healthy?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh he does not, he.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Does not do.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Angel even sugar all the time.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Oh my god, Angel, where's the mister oreos? What we
call you?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
The last time I had oreos? And to God was
the ones that I shared with you.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
I would say, hand to God just because you can
reach them, because you right right right right.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
No.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Angel eats like a homeless person.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
He eats from seven eleven's out of a plastic bag
and then he has like a half snack.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
A protein snack. I have a protein bar, my bubbly water.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Can I try to impress you right now? Is eighteen hundred?
Right now? That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Yeah, it's like talking about her boom.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I also have things is important. I also have.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I also have the estrogen blocker because they had too
much estrogen.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
And that's why it's important to get your blood panels done.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
And don't you have a hookup for that?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Rosa red Mountain weight loss. Thank you, very appreciated, appreciative,
all right, we're gonna take a break when we come
back a lot. It's time.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Hey, so breaking news real quick. So we wrap this
up on Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshawn Kneelan dies at
twenty four. This is really unexpected.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh, it's all yeah, that's tragic.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
We don't have the cause. Somebody texted and I thought
they were messing around and I just looked it up.
It's all over the place. So all right, yeah, we'll
talk about that.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
That's okay. We'll play your hot takes in your messages
when we come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to
the March of the Morning.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Coming up today on the Gym Cobacho. That's what we're
going to talk about. I don't know what happened to me,
but we're just talking Colbert. That's what we're doing today.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
The one.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
I'm the normal one.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Tonight, Angel, you know what's happening. Tell me the date
idea is done right at four o'clock.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
That's right. So Russ needs a date idea for his anniversary.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
He should listen to The Colbert Show from three to
seven and you can look ahead with the team of
TK Law to plan for your family's future. Visit one
firm for life dot com. I got it all planned out,
going to a secret five star.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
No, I just always forget that, you know me, I forget.
I forget stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
No, it's uh Arabella's what it's called Arabellas. And then
we're going some uh it's going to clear Water for
like a day. It's a day cruise kind of a situation. Uh.
And then and then getting some rest, doing some boating.
Just uh, you know, eight years. That's it for me.
That's a big deal.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Get on yours, on your Italian dinner and your gay cruise.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
It's kay about a cruise.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
You said I'm going on a gay crew.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
No, I did not.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I said a day day.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
I was like, live your life, man, okay.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Uh, Kylie Blakely.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Here with us, and they thank you for coming in anytime.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Good seeing. I see your your chat with people in
the chest.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
I sorry in an argument about that testoster and stuff.
So we're going back and forth in the chat.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
Women.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
No, well we were at first, but a lot of women,
a lot of monsters listening, have chimed in on the
YouTube chat talking about how much t RT has affected
their marriage and affected their life, and how much happier
they are. Their men aren't tossy and turning all night.
They feel better, they're sleeping better at night, their energy
levels are there. What's the argument, Well, exactly, there's guys
that are insecure about going and getting tested.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
They won't they won't get at tested. Yeah. Yeah, it's
not one of those things that everybody admits on the
radio that you know that they have low tests offer.
I just admitted it some time ago because that's what
I do. I don't care, you know, but but it
was brave of you to admit how low yours is.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Ryan, Yeah, yeah, so brave hero.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Really kind of a hero. Mister normal over there of course.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
From a normal guy.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Well normal bout him over because they eats.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Right and normal And somebody said that also in the YouTube.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Have checked.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
Yeah, dude, that's how I know it's normal.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
It's a yearly thing. I told you this. I do
the blood work. I have to.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I think every man's testosterone drops at a certain age.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Okay, I haven't hit that yet.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
All right, we haven't any.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
Takes, Uh we do. That was one of them.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
If you want to go to go to be a
part of the show, go the iHeart Radio app. Hey
set us as the number one pre set on the
iHeartRadio app. You can listen to us in the whole
station all day long on the iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
By the way, makes it easy for you to find
us too, so easy.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
To find us, and you hear yourself on them monsters
after this little jingle, it's oh yeah, Angel is claiming
he's the most normal one, but he did affect affected
the lives of children today.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
How's that hot take?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yo?
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Angel?
Speaker 10 (32:33):
So I always have the YouTube channel going in the
mornings while my sons get ready for his bus stop. Today,
he just got glasses. He's in second grade. He really wasn't.
He was nervous to wear him because he thought he'd
get made fun of. I said, look, Angel's rocking his glasses.
He put his glasses on and said to the bus So,
thank you, y'all.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Keep it up there you go.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
That's awesome, that's adorable.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
It's the kid's still going to get beat up, but
at least he had.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
A good It's still gonna call florides or whatever.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Let's see hot t egg Ryan?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
What Ryan?
Speaker 6 (33:08):
What uncle? As here?
Speaker 8 (33:11):
And I find that you are as normal as one
of the misfit.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
Toys on Goddamn Misfit Island.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
What are you kidding me? You are a weird son
of a bitch. You are you, You're the dentist, and
your weirdness is the attraction.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
So to the hell with all the rest of those
people that say Ryan's weird, weird is what It's relative?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Who cares? Love you? Uncle off and Osio's out.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Yeah, but if I'm I'm the Island of misted toys.
We're all misfit toys.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
We agreed, Yes, we don't want any normal people on
this show.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
They'd be boring.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, Hot Egg, Good morning monsters.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Uh, Bryan, you're so not normal.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
You remind me of Bender from Futurama.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
I see it. Wow, ok, I see it.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
I'm gonna start my own show with black Jackets Trippers.
Let's see h Hotdake.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Good morning guys.
Speaker 12 (34:05):
It's talking about women, sexual harassment and whatnot. My girlfriend's
at work, she's working in the drive through, and she
told me some dude come through there ordering food right,
no pants on, just straight, no pants, underwear off, and
act like.
Speaker 11 (34:20):
Nothing was wrong at all. I couldn't believe it when
she told me this I mean, I guess I can
user are horrible, but yeah it's bad man, Like you're
going to a drive through with your pants off, Like,
come on, man, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That is gross.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Yeah, that's a you're gonna get your seat all nasty.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
Put a towel down, then it's fine.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah we had a towel, but it's okay.
Speaker 13 (34:45):
Hot take Russ. It's Deputy Scott. You're overthinking this holy
anniversary thing. Easy thing to do for pottery. Go on
group On, grab yourself side Bogo for some pottery clash
down where you live, make it a date, go out
make your own pottery, or you can even paint your
own pottery in some studios.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
Easy peasy, you got a gift to last forever.
Speaker 13 (35:06):
That's all taking easy.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Ain't no way that dude is going to go to
a pottery class because it's gonna get dirt on his hands.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
I'll let you know that I've made pottery before.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Whatever they're saying potty weird, I've made potty before.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Uh that is fun though, I do enjoy doing that. Yeah,
so you could always do that. Uh, and you can
get painting again. Remember I was saying you don't paint anymore.
You can paint again.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Uh, hot day.
Speaker 12 (35:38):
What about Russ's dirty stand up anti Ryan Holmes puppet
that complete with stage that Russ made.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
He loved that.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
That's right, you did to somebody who the puppet was dirty.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
You had a whole thing where you were like it
was not only me but to my wife.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
That's something that we didn't close the loop on it.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
But I'm the weird one, guys. He made a whole
popping at me and a whole stand up set.
Speaker 12 (36:02):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I never said I wasn't weird. I'm proud to be weird.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
But that's a loop that we didn't close that we
might have to revisit because it is bizarre the way
that you feel about Jeff Dunham and his puppets. And again,
those puppets are clean, they don't use foul language.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
That's something about the puppets I didn't like. I can't
remember what it was, but I didn't.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
But listen to people love him and his puppets.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
That's fine.
Speaker 14 (36:23):
And the last hot dake, Good morning monsters, Christina here,
Happy Friday, Eve. I just want to give a shout
out to Russ. Russ don't shave. I think it looks
great on you.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
It looks good.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
There you go, and the Angels gonna have someone coming
in and shape up with beers next week.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Come here.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
All right, very good, Kylie Blakely. Get anything you want
to plug and promote.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
You know.
Speaker 8 (36:49):
If you guys want to find me on social media,
you can find me at the Kylie Blakely on TikTok
and Instagram.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
I love engaging with you guys. Shout out to the
YouTube chat. I'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You want to get tickets for Miss Monster Verless, you
can get them right now. Also, you can get monster merchandise.
All the information about monster stuff is at real radiomonsters
dot com. That's real radiomonsters dot com. Grab those tickets
for Miss Monster Verless on December the fifth as soon
as you can, because when it's sol it sells out,
it'll be done. We can only get so many people
in the building. Angel what you got, Hit me upon
(37:20):
any social media platform. It's official Angel, Email me angel
Autpro Radio, mister Normal.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
If you want to follow the most normal guy, I'm Planet,
you can go to at Rynolmes Comedy on Instagram. I
need about like one hundred.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
More followers to hit like five thousands to do it.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Hey, if you're watching TV this afternoon and you got
a chance to flip over to Fox thirty five at
four o'clock, I won't be on the four oh seven
at Fox thirty five today, so check that out if
you can, say, tuned for the News Junkie right after
the Monsters.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Then at three o'clock it's the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
We're back tomorrow to do our thing from Kylie Blakely
Angel and Ryan Holme.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
And the let Us Mess Up Barry Man and one
lady who makes you do blood.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Work before you can date. Lay guys, thank you so
much for listening. We got go home, we gotta get out.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
Stay here, don't got here. Swirls
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