December 1, 2025 • 37 mins
MONDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - Christmas doesn't start unitl after the Queens Bday. What are some of he best Christmas movies? Russ has a moment of realization. Settings on the radio. 10 years ago today. Monster Messaages & Hot Takes.zz
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Join us this Friday night, Monsters Downtown, Downtown Orlando. We
don't do much down there. Man, It's gonna be at
the Abbey Miss Monster Burless twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's a great date night, it really is.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Uh. You got to be all kinds of drinks. Daisy
will be there with her tequila. They'll be triple R
blended whiskey as well. You're gonna have drink specials. Angel's
gonna be DJ and Ryan and I are gonna host it.
You'll have Ambernova, You'll have Angelique the dancer Queen Daisy
del Toro bb Caliber. We'll be performing her last time
as Miss Monster Burless. It's gonna be a great time.
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It's gonna be a great time this coming Friday night,
Big Monster Party, our last big party nighttime party of
the year, and we want you to come celebrate an
(01:11):
awesome year for the Monsters.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Man, this has been a really, really amazing year.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So uh, I believe I know, Ryan and I have
planned on turning it up now. Unfortunately, Angels gotta stay.
You know, he's got to like spend tunes and stuff
and be his wits have to be about him.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, you can't have fun. Yeah, you and I a
very serious DJ in business.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He's got it's gonna care what we're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
We's got to just be there and drink up uh shots.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Hell yeah all right, but again, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He's got to be the responsible one.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
You guys have obviously.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Lost our minds Uh. Well he Now it's tide for
the King of Denmark. Ryan Holmes make his daily proclamation, sire.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Man, stop the king of the day.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Let's away.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, Denmark brought to you buy that mortgage guide.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
None from that mortgage guide. Done done.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Come more than that later, especially Christmas season. It's December first,
and according to my wife, we are now allowed.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
To be Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Good. She has a problem.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Man.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
My wife's birthday is this month.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's it's us on Sunday, uh and it's It sucks
for people born in December because their entire birthday generally
gets taken over by Christmas. And a lot of people
are gone or have plans and stuff and they can't
do a lot of things. So I'm I gotta do
like a light Christmas. I gotta lead into it up
until Sunday. So I haven't fully started to get into
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it yet, just out of respect to my wife and
her birthday. But I did do a thing a tradition
I started doing a couple of years ago, which is
I'm going to try to watch at least one Christmas
movie a week, if not a day. And last time
I watched a little movie you might remember called Hot
Frosty Rush about a hot Frosty. It left us with
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more questions than answers. It is that time of year?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Was that all Netflix?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Because I don't have the Hallmark channel, but the Netflix
it tries to become the Hallmark channel, and I am not.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
A hallmarky person.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
They have to.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
They seem to have their own mcu style universe where
they're the actors. They always recycle these actors. They do
this whole thing. Netflix is trying to do that currently.
And I saw a movie that I was like, they
got me with an stylenge.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Debit.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay, this movie stars Alicia Silverstone.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
It stars Melitia jon Hart. Former Clariss explains it all,
and I was like, cool, I'm in because I haven't
seen Alisia Silverstone and anything since Clueless.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
She was batgirl but pretty hot. Yeah, I've seen Clueless
fairly recently. But I was like, I'm in, all right,
let's do it, because I wasn't allowed to watch Christmas
movies until December first in my house, and then I
forgot how bad Christmas movies are when I sit down
and watch these things many more in a fantasy world
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than any superhero movie. Well, yeah, this movie starts with rush.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Maybe you'd like it. It starts right out the gate
with a divorce. Oh yeah, that's my favorite. No, I
don't like divorces. I know, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Like the opening scene is them getting divorced, but they do.
They're they're doing a a friendly divorce. This is called
Mary Little.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
X miss X. I get it. Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And then it's a it's about this couple they live
in They're always live in these little quaint holiday towns
X mess ex Yeah yeah yeah. And I gotta tell
you this movie for me as somebody who thinks very logically,
like and I know I'm the guy that can separate
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my suspension to disbelief and believe that there's wizards that
fight spacemen who could snap half the universe and half.
I do not believe a couple can get happily divorced
right before Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I just can't, and neither does this town.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
And these weird little wintery towns that all Hallmark movies
live in are ridiculous. They're the most insane places. First
of all, just I'm a carneye Okay. There's a scene
where they walk by a hot dog cart and the
broadworst was two dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'm like, not in America, sir, Not in America, I do.
But I gotta tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Like the lead characters played by Alicia Silverstone, And here's
the crux of it. She's moved to this beautiful, small
little town with her husband, like twenty years ago they
got married. She married a doctor. He was going to
be a doctor's now he's doctor of this small town.
Twenty years goes by. She has beautiful children, they live
in a beautiful house, and she's like, I'm unhappy because
I didn't get to be an architect when I was
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twenty Shut the f up, like you lived a whole
life right out the gate. I'm like, I don't care
about your problems. You are an annoying bitch and you
should just be happy with your married doctor husband. She's
that's a great question. She's not unattractive. She's not an
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attractive right, okay, but there are hot women that are
like her age.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
She doesn't.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
She's never really exuded hotness in my personal opinion.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
What just.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
She was in the Smoke Show. She was just cute.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
She was cute hot.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, she's still pretty, man, She's still pretty, but like,
they have makeup in this show that's so caked on
that you can see it if you don't have the
filmmaker mode on, you know what I mean. I found
myself not caring and then my wife gets mad at
me because these Christmas movies are so predictable that I.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Can call out every beat that's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
That's worse.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I don't care because I know, so I've like spoiler
alert everybody. The whole crux of the thing is like,
are they gonna save their marriage?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Of course they are, of course, are you doing it?
But the thing is, here's how they save their marriage?
They like bang other people like that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Sometimes that never works, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
And they hang out with the other people that they're
banking that I've never had reality seen that go okay,
not even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
What do you mean to hang out with?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
I can?
Speaker 7 (07:59):
I can?
Speaker 8 (07:59):
I can.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I will make a concession here that like, if you
broke up and then you've hooked up with somebody else,
as long as the other person has never seen that
person or interacted with them, you can kind of get
away with it because they're kind of a morphous blob
in your memory. But if you've hung out with somebody
that has like banged your ex and then you get
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back together with them, you don't get that out of
your mind.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You don't like have fun with them later.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
You said this was their own little MCU. They're so
in universe. You even said that they had two dollars brats.
Of course I'm gonna believe this.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Of course, there's no way that like the jealousy factor,
just that like it's always.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Like Christmas, there's no jealousy in Christmas.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
There needs to be jealousy in Christmas.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I want a Christmas movie that's taken full on seriously
put in the real world and these fantasy world that
my wife likes.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
To live in. I can't watch the movies with her
because she gets so mad at me.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's all this would never happen.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
And again again.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I watched a bendy man fight.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
A space giant recently.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, but the fact that I can't.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Get beyond this.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
And as far as as far as corny Christmas movies go, look,
I've seen a couple of them. Okay, there's ones that
I like. This one, I'm putting this is bottom tier.
You know, Christmas movie I think.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Is a new I'm gonna a new classic, a new
one that we have to watch every year.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Good Afternoon, that's a great movie. Good Afternoon.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That's Will Ferrell and it's uh it's Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I just call it good Afternoon because that's like. The
funniest scene is the Apple one. It's one Apple. It's
a spirited, spirited Yeah, that's a really good Christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's a good Christmas movie. It's fun.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
That's all right, Yeah, I guess, oh wait, you have
a problem with that one.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It establishes that it's in a fantasy world and there's
magic and it's real.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
The problem with Christmas movies on Hallmark there's magic in
them and it's never referenced Christmas.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
There's a there's a magic have.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
A thing at the beginning of a movie that says
it says, here's the crux. You have to believe that
this is a magical Christmas world at the same time
you start the movie.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You should know that already. Yeah, that's on you.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
That's a you thing, because you should already know that.
Because if that wasn't the case, they would play these
movies year round. They don't. You don't start playing them
until December the first, which lets you know, hey, that
we're in the era at the Christmas MCU.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I just think that, like, if you want to give
me a magical Christmas movie, I'm on board. Hot Frosty,
I actually can get behind because you established that there's
magic that creates people from Snowman, but I don't get
behind it. She banged that Snowman, okay, And I got
a lot of questions about that.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
And I think they have a baby at the end
of that movie, So how.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Does that work?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
I got a lot of he wasn't a snowman.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
He was a snowman. So look, I'm gonna keep trying.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I actually want recommendations on like a good Christmas movie.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
You got a couple already coming in. Someone says that
you need to watch Christmas Heist.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yeah, that's Christmas. I don't know.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
I just Christmas Heist is a pretty good one on Netflix.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Uh Russ, are you? Are you a fan of Someone's
asking if you're a fan of Four Christmases?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, yeah, with Reese Witherspoon. That's a we watch out
every year too. That's really good Christmas.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Ryan, Is that the one Jack Black?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
No, no, no, it's Reese Witherspoon. It's with the tall guy,
Vince Vaughn, and it's and it's got Tim mcgrawl when
he was fat, and Tim mcgrawl watched that with his kid,
and his kid looked over and like, you look fat dad,
And that's when he decided to be this crazy workout
guy and he lost all his weight.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Anyway, Four Christmas is good.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
What's the one with Jack Black where I'm supposed to
believe he can get Cameron da Is?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
That's not a Christmas movie?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Is it is?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah? The Hollywood they switch but there's a Jack Black
one now where he's Satan and the kid thinks he's
Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep on trying. Look,
I want to live in this magical Christmas. I know
you don't like being a cynical douche all the time.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
I don't want to be there. I want to believe
remember Christmas. I have to stay down Russ. He says
he doesn't want to be the cynical.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Doche Yeah, that's your listen, that's your life.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I want to know how much paint do I have
to huff to like these movies, because I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
How about Christmas Vacation? Do you watch that one?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
But that's okay, that's that's that's funny. So okay, let
me talk about that too real quick. This movie tries
to be funny.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's horrifically unfunny. Christmas Vacation is funny at the same time,
so like you can do it. It's like it's like, uh,
it's like being offensive, Like you can get away with
being offensive. It's if it's funny. I think the same
thing with Christmas movies. If it's I'll believe in your
f and holiday magic.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
If it's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I hear how hoba humbuggy g sound again. I want
to change. I want to believe Christmas magic.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
How about Family Plan too? Have you seen that Family
Plan two with Mark?
Speaker 8 (13:00):
And? Uh?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Uh it's bad?
Speaker 8 (13:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
All right? Uh? Do you is a Hallmark channel? It's
own streaming service?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Do I set it from some of.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
My mom loves the Hallmark Channel? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Didn't your mom think like somebody was calling her.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Emailing her?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
All right, Well, thank you for suggestions I got. I'll
check out Eight Crazy Nights by Adam Sandler.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I know I still haven't seen that one. Actually, Christmas
with the Cranks I've heard is good.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Uh So there you go. I'm gonna try to get
in the spirit this day. This, this is my this
is my Christmas.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I can you've got no Christmas heart?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I'll take the other on that.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Okay, No, my heart can grow three sizes is probably bad.
I'll go to Life Image Picture where that's why.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
That's wrong. But I just I want to believe, guys.
I just want to like, I want to turn off
all theism and just let it in.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
You feel feel what these people are feeling, because they
seem happier. They seem happier. They seem happier than.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
I know.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
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remember you can text us seven seven zero three one.
Sometimes Angel will text you back. Sometimes I'll text you back.
And then on the YouTube channel, Ryan Holmes is there
and uh, he's texting people and did you do world today?
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Did you?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Did you get it? Got word?
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Got connections?
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And with the help of YouTube we were able to
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Wow, glad you're busy.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Entertaining entertaining the people during the pranks.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Hey, what's what's that? What's that bag you got there?
It's a bag? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Oh, I just had the cable in. Oh okay, did
you think you were getting a present?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I thought you got me a present. You you got
a new camera?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's uh yeah, well we got we gotta buy some
cameras right here. That's right here, because I can't keep
cutting to this overly blown out webcam.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Uh that drives me crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, you don't like it when it's not fancy.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
That's my OCD. So I got a new camera. It's
camera number six. It's down here. Uh huh, camera stick.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
More cameras, more cameras.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
That's what we need for Christmas, more cameras.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
We need a better camera on Angel. He's he's the
hot sexy one over there, and we got the crappy
camera on him.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Why why can't you get that?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Ladies like you Angel.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
We have Frank come in and run some cable, some
line through. But the cable that he ran for some
reason didn't work. So we actually have a better camera
for Angel. Oh good, I don't know why it's not
all working goals for twenty twenty six. Yeah, see, because
the goals for Frank. Frank, our engineer around here is
a great job, and he does what it. Engineer Frank
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what engineer does, and he runs cables the right way,
he hides them and you know he he labels them
all correctly. But I'm a more of the duct tape
and glue approach and I'll make it work, but it
won't be.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Pretty okay, So we got we got to fuse our
two approaches together.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
We get with Frank again. Just maybe it was just
a cable was bad and you need another cable.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Unfortunate part about Frank's life is we used to when
I started here, there was re engineers.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Now there's one.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, seven stations. And he's busy.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
He busy all the time. So shout out to him.
He's the hardest working man in this building by far.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Hey, we made it.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
We made an executive decision earlier this morning. We're gonna
start mixing up because because you know, and then nothing
I get. Look, we love our they call them p ones. Right,
you're you're you're at barber No no, no, no, no, no,
your p one. That's uh what does that even stand for?
It's just like one position one right, Okay, there you go.
It's for the listeners that are there all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
The number one if you if you have the radio
that has the six buttons, were the number one button
for them.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, yeah, they love it, and which is good. We
love that. But our p ones, uh, you know, for
triple our segment.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Of seven, it's always the same people because it's the
same people driving in and and they they feel comfortable
to call. And and this morning we had someone win
that has won. You know, like we knew her story
before she started because she's one before. So we've decided
now we're gonna start. It's not going to be the
Triple R segment at seven. It's just gonna be the
triple R segment and we're gonna move it around that way,
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everybody gets a chance to to you know, to to
win prizes because we got we got some, I mean
dope ass prizes past several Uh, probably not cool for
me to say dope asses it anyway, did you hit.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
I just like the fact that pause. I came back
to it, which highlights it even more. Sorry right through
and nothing, you know, it was.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Pretty say that, but anyway, where was I?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Well?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, uh so we're gonna try to move it around
now because we've gotten this. Sometimes we started getting the
same people winning and that's not fair to the entire audience.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, we used to move it around a lot, and
then you just kind of forgot and brought it back.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It's always been seven. It was because they once again,
you know, I don't listen to other people. But the
idea was it's appointment listening, and people make an appointment
to try to win a prize at that time.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
By. But I think that's bolder.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Dash because the same people.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I hate it, like I love our listeners and good
on you for winning by Like when you when you
do that, I get so mad, especially if you obviously
googled right before well you don't know that.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
She obviously googled. But as soon as she said the
right hands are both Angel and Ryan got all like.
Speaker 9 (19:28):
I would say, you were doing your whole rule of
six seconds and that went longer than six seconds.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
That's the thing I was getting at you about.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yeah, that needs to be a time or something.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I just I feel like I want.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I wanted somebody who deserves it and doesn't doesn't cheat.
That makes me happy. And when it's somebody who's won
a bunch of times, I just don't like it.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Well around, I don't know what's going.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Okay, if we're giving away like tickets are burless show, fine,
but like you, we're talking universal tickets, right.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
Mad does it because ultimately they're the reason why we're
number one.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
That's right there, pay One's exactly.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
We have moved it around before, but Russ just like
went back to.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
We've remember moved around trivia. No I came in.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
That was one of my big ideas to change the show.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
That's why I hated it. It was with your idea.
Speaker 9 (20:20):
Did what we were trying to do is we didn't
move it around. What we tried to do is eliminate
the prize read or the endorsement.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Read in that second thing.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
I've been trying to change this trivia for a while
because I'm a trivia man. Okay, that's what I've made
my my my coin doing this. But now you think
it's their idea. Also, real quick, I want to talk
about something that just happened in our YouTube chat. There
are people, there are psychos that won't put us at
the number one spot. Kurt Stedman in the in our
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YouTube chat says he lines up his radio dials the presets.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, the precepts in order from lowest to highest. No,
don't do that.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
That's insane that you.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Gotta gotta put us.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It's your favorite goes at number one, your second favorite
number two, and then there's not even enough stations that
are good to fill up it all.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
The way to six.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
That's just the reality of the situation. I have four
spots on my radio presets that are just nothing. They're
just static because I never hit those buttons. I only
listen to us in hardcore right wing radio.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
That is all I listen to.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
So going from low to high, you're an insane person.
Kurt Stedman, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Ye no, no, make us the number one preset that's
for some reason super important to people around here.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I always want to do a thing where like we had,
like like we did a contest for like world, like
Orlando's or Central Florida's best Uber Driver. And you're an
uber driver and you force people to listen to our
station and then you like record yourself doing it, and
then we give you a prize to the person we
think is the best at it. Yeah, because the people
come into town, you know, they're sit in the back
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of the uber.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
They hear us chit chat and they're like, oh, what
is this, Mike. It's great.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And then they go back home and because they now
like it, they go back home to their people and they're.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Like, oh, if you had this shower, go to monsters
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
And then they you know, they spread the word.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
That's that's the way to do it.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Was that your uh, your Dick Van Dyke's British accent.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
It's my lighty British accent. It's the one who have
to dotything to do it. But I think I know
a lot of uber drivers I've been, I have been in.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
The back of an uber, held hostage by whatever they're
listening to, and because I'm so polite, they don't ask
them to turn it off or change the station.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
What it's worse when they're playing some music that you
know you just definitely don't like, or if it's complete silence,
I hate completely.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Rather have the silence than like whatever they're listening to.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I'd rather listen to whatever. Crazy.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You know, when's the last time we did? Two of
you have been in an uber?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I take them all the time. Yeah, I'm just hosted.
I'll take them sometimes two weeks ago. If I know
I'm drinking, I will No.
Speaker 9 (22:54):
No, I'm saying because yes, I mean most people. Most people,
Uh like, when you're doing your request, there's a space
there where you can request your music or I never
saw that. Yeah, you can ask what music like it
don't talk to me button, don't talk to me's us
don't have Uber, I've got LYFT. I think it probably
would equate the same way on that platform as well.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, I've never I've never seen that, but it doesn't
mean it's not there.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, I've been in the back that when I was
in the back of recently had a touchscreen game thing
on the back of the the other thing, you could
like play a little little game on the back of
a touch bed. But I think most people are like me.
They don't tell their uber driver to change the station
or to turn it off.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
No, I wouldn't either, because I feel like its his car.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
We have these uber drivers like waterboard their passengers with us.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I think it's a great way to advertise. It needs
a billboard at that point.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
And you tell me, if I get my lift or
my Uber, I can request play kiss.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
You can ask them to play. I don't know if
you can go as far as playing specific band. Maybe
they might not have that genre of music. I play rock, yeah,
but you can I think, yeah, you can request the genre.
You can ask them not to talk to you. I
want polk but that's okay, And I've seen.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
That on the uber app. I don't know lyft because
I don't have it.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Oh my god, there's crazy's in the text.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
This guy says, I have one O four to one
as the number four in my car because there's a
four and one oh four point one cuckoo.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
This is this is nuts.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I like a like a thing with the radio button.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Hey, ten years ago this week. Tell me if this
seems like I thought this happened not that long ago.
Ten years ago this week, Scott Wiland was tragically found
dead on his tour bus. That was ten years ago.
Man from a stone tup of pilots. It says here
that let's see here, a couple lefty half a million
(24:40):
dollar check. And I remember this in a Salvation Army
kettle in Minnesota. I remember talking about that on the air.
That was ten years ago. Uh now I don't remember
this one. Tell me if you guys remember this story
from ten years ago. A teenager his name was Bud Wiser,
was trespassed on the bud why As a brewery in
(25:01):
Saint Louis, and he said, he's.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Like, I'm allowed to be here.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
My name is Bud Wiser and they and he got
arrested for trespassing because he wasn't he wasn't really affiliated
with him.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
That was his name. Do you remember that story?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
No, yeah, obviously it made headlines for you because it
was silly. Uh Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
The term boomerang gift what went viral ten years ago today?
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Gift?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Do you know what a boomerang gift is?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
What is it.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
That's why I get you a gift, but like it's
also for me.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Like I give you a I'm
gonna give you tickets to go see all.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Of my wife's presence the last ten years of boomerang gifts.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
So you get the benefit from her gift, right, she
does it to me too.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
It's fun.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
What has she gotten you that you that she benefits from?
Viberator And then ten years ago today, Rolling Stone had
its fifty Top Songs of the year. What do you
think was the number one song in twenty fifteen? According
to Rolling Stone Maggaz.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Twenty fifteen, that is the Bruno mars Era, the weekend
slash like uh Mark Robinson.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Huh huh so is it?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Uh? You mentioned just watch no no, no, not that one, Okay,
but you mentioned is it the weekend?
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, can't fiel my face. Yeah, the weekend trap Queen
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Number two and in third place, hotline Bling by Drake.
Okay that was ten years ago this week. Wow, that's
so the weekend not around anymore?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
What the weekend is? One of the biggest toists played
Camping World.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
Yeah, I thought the weekend was sick or ill or something,
and he what he did. He has another name, doesn't he. Yeah, yeah,
I mean Saturday Sunday. He's got his birth name, which
is Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I just I thought the weekend was very ill just
came back.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
No, he did. He played Camping World like within the
last three four months.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I did not know that.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I saw a story where he was when he was
ill and came back. He was in that that TV
show right where he was like the real weird set bomb.
That was yeah, but that was like a year ago.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
No, that was longer than that. I don't, I don't,
I don't know. He always had that band lover Boy
playing for him.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Lover Boy, Yeah, they.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Were working for the weekend.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
That was absolutely.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
That was absolutely.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
And his buddies are the ones that got that joke.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, not around anymore, right one.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
No, he got like I think you got busted Rico
act kind of style. Yeah, he was in trouble.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Trouble and Drake's still around, but he's right ah yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I mean Drake's is not cool.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
He's just not cool.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yeah. Chicks Dingham, but.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
The chicks Dingham, all right, when we come back, it's
your your hot, your your messages, your hot takes, whatever
you got, you can always leave those when you listen
to us on the iHeartRadio Act. You click on the microphone,
leave some message and we'll play those when we come back.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You're listening to the Manstras in the morning.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh yeah, looking ahead on Real Radio on the Jim
Colbert Show. They're back today on a Monday, and that's
the day that Friendly Ray Trendley from TK law comes
in and you should look ahead with the team of
TK law to plan for your family's future. They had
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Speaker 1 (28:34):
Hey, if you're doing Christmas shopping today and you got
someone in the family that's a big Monster fan, you
got a Real Radiomsters dot com and get Monster merchandise.
We got all kinds of cool. Well, you got awesome
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All that stuff is available Monster gear at Real Radiomonsters
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Speaker 2 (29:04):
And there's twenty percent off of.
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blended whiskey with free shipping. So if you're doing some
Christmas shopping, you know, check it out. You can get
that stuff there. That's awesome. Welcome back. I am Russ
Rowlands along with Angel and Ryan Holmes. Ryan, do we
have any hot Takes messages on this Monday?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
We do, Russ.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
If you want to be a part of the show,
you can go the iHeartRadio app or you could set
us as the number one pre set. That's what you
should be doing with that and then you can hear
your stuff on them monsters after this little.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Song that should have played right there? Did I hit
the wrong? But I hit the wrong I've been out,
I've been That's that's on me. You've forgotten for I
literally had it on the right thing and I switched.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
It off, hit the button.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
I forgot how to hit the fin button.
Speaker 10 (29:54):
Hot Take, Monsters, Monsters, Morning, Blessings, unloaking them, ends of them.
Hell you doing man, and hell first and foremost. Just
remember guys, you know, just a listening audiences. Remember Jamaa Coran,
whatever you know, Kenda to help man. It's going to
be a long and slow rebuilding. But in regards to
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the presets in my car, I have options for twelve
presets and the first six is one of four point one,
So there you go, a different kind of crazy.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
Ryan.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
All right, I like it, Thank you so appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I mean, yeah, you can chet all of us, all
of it at one or four point one, then just
rip the knob off.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And I think, didn't Savanna say she's going to Jamaica
like next week taking a bunch of supplies and stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
So yeah, it's very cool, hot that good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
It's Melinda.
Speaker 11 (30:39):
Hello, Real Radio one O four point one will always
then forever be in position one on my f M
one and FM two programmed radio stations. After one of
four point one, then I go in order for the
rest of the stations.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
But honestly, Russ.
Speaker 11 (30:56):
Like, who even are the rest of the stations? I
want to hit that number one and get the number one.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
You gotta love her.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yep, yep, yep, let's see Hot Dike.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
What's up, guys, It's Brian from Ormond. I wanted to
give Angel a shout out and say thank you a
great job on the best of us, especially Friday. In
the ten thirty hour. It was all about them wings,
which brought us such classics as see her wet, you
ain't about that wing life, get down on that bone
and licking wing sauce off her face.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Fantastic.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
Good to have you, guys, that's one of our favorites.
That's why well and you put out the rule of
hooking up with the chick. You gotta see him when
you gotta have them eat wings.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Right right right, hot egg, what's up?
Speaker 12 (31:48):
Boys? Travis from Palmcoast? Are you trying to tell me
either Alicia Silverstone is not hot or wasn't hot? I
didn't say that the Aerosmith crazy video.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 12 (31:59):
Back when I was in my twenties, I was bank
bank material.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Okay, you crazy.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
One said she wasn't hot.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
You said she was cute, she was hot.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
We both said she regular girl hot.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, was like she wasn't.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
She wasn't like, uh my grown woman hot.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah that crazy video she was like was It was like,
if you're just a regular dude, you're like I could
get that.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Yeah, she was never. She was never that the kind
of hot where you thought she was unattainable.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Right well, I don't think anyone's unattainable.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Oh okay, I got four women that beg to differ
hot day.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Oh I got him get rid of it's keeping him.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Hot day.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
Good morning, monsters, and welcome back from your Thanksgiving break.
I hope Russ you had all the instant potatoes that
you could handle and enjoyed them. But Ryan, all take
any dollar bet on that Jets Dolphins game. If you're
(33:08):
taking the Jets because the Jets bigger dumpster fire than
the Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yes, guaranteed, I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Gonna make one hundred and twenty five dollars and a
bag of kettle corn.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Excited about it, all right.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
I still believe by the way, I did not get.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
You think I went home and suggested to my wife
and I wanted to instant mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
There's no way. There's no way to know she.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Made real mash to get your cranberry sauce.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
She just did the can stuff because you know nobody
was eating the stuff she made, so she just did
the can stuff.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
The go compromise. That's hot thake.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
You guys.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Can't let Ryan deliver Christmas trees or the next day's
headline is going to be Crazy's corn.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Carney crashed his conifference, cargo, crushing curlers, causing chaos and carnish.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
That's good. That's a lot of alliteration. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Let me see the hot tache.
Speaker 13 (34:01):
Hey, Angela, you mentioned Thanksgiving soup. Something I saw this
year was Thanksgiving pie. So when you have all your leftovers,
depending on how many people you have, you get that
many pie crusts and pie toppers, you put all of
the leftovers and mix.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
It all together and make kind of like a pop pie.
Speaker 13 (34:20):
And do you send it away with your friend? And
so then that way all they do is bake it
again and they.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Have food today. Today was your last day for her leftovers.
By the way, she would be getting rid of them today.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
And let's see hot tache.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
So, guys, nobody, let me just preface this by saying,
I love my wife more than anything else.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
The playing die for.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Having said that.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
You guys have taken a.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Road trip with a nervous nelly, Like, how do your
women travel with you?
Speaker 5 (34:52):
They? Okay, because my.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
God, I love her, But my god and Russ, yeah,
fire pants, why.
Speaker 9 (35:02):
You gave bro.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
My wife is she'll go back and forth.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
He's like regular most of the time, and then every
now and then she'll like, thinks, I don't see a
red light coming, and Sister're like like out of nowhere,
and then I'm like, wow, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
That's another thing about you know.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Mary Owen, thirty year paramedic, really nervous in the car
because she has seen her thousands of car accidents and
so riding with her is she gets very nervous because
of all the car accidents.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
She's sings, Can you blindfold her?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I know, but I can give her a bottle of wine.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Just drink this.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
That was a rost egg. Hey, miss poster for Less
Let's come in Friday night.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
It's our last big party of the year, nighttime party
of the year at the Abbey. Tickets are available. Go
to real Radiomasters dot com that's Real Radio Monsters dot
com to get your remaining tickets for this big event
that's gonna be a blast. Of course, Ryan and I
will be hosting it. Angel's gonna be you know, DJ
in the event. Angel League's gonna be there, Amber's gonna
be there, Daisy del Toro, Miss Monster, Bless bb Caliber,
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and five new contestants for the next Miss Monster Blest
twenty twenty five, twenty twenty six at the Abbey Drink Specials.
It's gonna be a party. Join us this Friday night
at the Abbey.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Angel what you got?
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Hey me?
Speaker 9 (36:27):
I find on any social media platformance official age will
email me Angel at Real.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Radio dot FM.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Holmesy, Hey, let's get my Instagram above five thousand people.
That'd be cool of you, So go to at Ryanholmes
Comedy and add your boy.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
And then today at four o'clock I'll be on the
four oh seven on Fox thirty five, So if you're
watching TV you can you can check me out there.
Stay tuned for the news Junkie right after the Monsters.
Then at three o'clock it's the Jim Colbert Show. We're
back tomorrow for a Tuesday edition to do our thing.
If I'm Ryan an Angel, Hey, the leader's messed up,
Mary Matt Russe all watch.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
To ruff Look, guys, thank you so much for listening.
We ain't got to go home.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
We get the hell up out of here and the
swirls
Speaker 2 (37:06):
H
Join us this Friday night, Monsters Downtown, Downtown Orlando. We
don't do much down there. Man, It's gonna be at
the Abbey Miss Monster Burless twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's a great date night, it really is.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Uh. You got to be all kinds of drinks. Daisy
will be there with her tequila. They'll be triple R
blended whiskey as well. You're gonna have drink specials. Angel's
gonna be DJ and Ryan and I are gonna host it.
You'll have Ambernova, You'll have Angelique the dancer Queen Daisy
del Toro bb Caliber. We'll be performing her last time
as Miss Monster Burless. It's gonna be a great time.
(00:49):
Five beautiful contestants who want to be the next Miss
Monster Burlesque. So join us. Brought to you by Mills Air.
Just call Mo and Lady James. Of course it's and qudis.
It's gonna be a great time this coming Friday night,
Big Monster Party, our last big party nighttime party of
the year, and we want you to come celebrate an
(01:11):
awesome year for the Monsters.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Man, this has been a really, really amazing year.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So uh, I believe I know, Ryan and I have
planned on turning it up now. Unfortunately, Angels gotta stay.
You know, he's got to like spend tunes and stuff
and be his wits have to be about him.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, you can't have fun. Yeah, you and I a
very serious DJ in business.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He's got it's gonna care what we're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
We's got to just be there and drink up uh shots.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Hell yeah all right, but again, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He's got to be the responsible one.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
You guys have obviously.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Lost our minds Uh. Well he Now it's tide for
the King of Denmark. Ryan Holmes make his daily proclamation, sire.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Man, stop the king of the day.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Let's away.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, Denmark brought to you buy that mortgage guide.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
None from that mortgage guide. Done done.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Come more than that later, especially Christmas season. It's December first,
and according to my wife, we are now allowed.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
To be Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Good. She has a problem.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Man.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
My wife's birthday is this month.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's it's us on Sunday, uh and it's It sucks
for people born in December because their entire birthday generally
gets taken over by Christmas. And a lot of people
are gone or have plans and stuff and they can't
do a lot of things. So I'm I gotta do
like a light Christmas. I gotta lead into it up
until Sunday. So I haven't fully started to get into
(03:06):
it yet, just out of respect to my wife and
her birthday. But I did do a thing a tradition
I started doing a couple of years ago, which is
I'm going to try to watch at least one Christmas
movie a week, if not a day. And last time
I watched a little movie you might remember called Hot
Frosty Rush about a hot Frosty. It left us with
(03:30):
more questions than answers. It is that time of year?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Was that all Netflix?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Because I don't have the Hallmark channel, but the Netflix
it tries to become the Hallmark channel, and I am not.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
A hallmarky person.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
They have to.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
They seem to have their own mcu style universe where
they're the actors. They always recycle these actors. They do
this whole thing. Netflix is trying to do that currently.
And I saw a movie that I was like, they
got me with an stylenge.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Debit.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay, this movie stars Alicia Silverstone.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
It stars Melitia jon Hart. Former Clariss explains it all,
and I was like, cool, I'm in because I haven't
seen Alisia Silverstone and anything since Clueless.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
She was batgirl but pretty hot. Yeah, I've seen Clueless
fairly recently. But I was like, I'm in, all right,
let's do it, because I wasn't allowed to watch Christmas
movies until December first in my house, and then I
forgot how bad Christmas movies are when I sit down
and watch these things many more in a fantasy world
(04:38):
than any superhero movie. Well, yeah, this movie starts with rush.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Maybe you'd like it. It starts right out the gate
with a divorce. Oh yeah, that's my favorite. No, I
don't like divorces. I know, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Like the opening scene is them getting divorced, but they do.
They're they're doing a a friendly divorce. This is called
Mary Little.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
X miss X. I get it. Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And then it's a it's about this couple they live
in They're always live in these little quaint holiday towns
X mess ex Yeah yeah yeah. And I gotta tell
you this movie for me as somebody who thinks very logically,
like and I know I'm the guy that can separate
(05:25):
my suspension to disbelief and believe that there's wizards that
fight spacemen who could snap half the universe and half.
I do not believe a couple can get happily divorced
right before Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I just can't, and neither does this town.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
And these weird little wintery towns that all Hallmark movies
live in are ridiculous. They're the most insane places. First
of all, just I'm a carneye Okay. There's a scene
where they walk by a hot dog cart and the
broadworst was two dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'm like, not in America, sir, Not in America, I do.
But I gotta tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Like the lead characters played by Alicia Silverstone, And here's
the crux of it. She's moved to this beautiful, small
little town with her husband, like twenty years ago they
got married. She married a doctor. He was going to
be a doctor's now he's doctor of this small town.
Twenty years goes by. She has beautiful children, they live
in a beautiful house, and she's like, I'm unhappy because
I didn't get to be an architect when I was
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twenty Shut the f up, like you lived a whole
life right out the gate. I'm like, I don't care
about your problems. You are an annoying bitch and you
should just be happy with your married doctor husband. She's
that's a great question. She's not unattractive. She's not an
(06:44):
attractive right, okay, but there are hot women that are
like her age.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
She doesn't.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
She's never really exuded hotness in my personal opinion.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
What just.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
She was in the Smoke Show. She was just cute.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
She was cute hot.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, she's still pretty, man, She's still pretty, but like,
they have makeup in this show that's so caked on
that you can see it if you don't have the
filmmaker mode on, you know what I mean. I found
myself not caring and then my wife gets mad at
me because these Christmas movies are so predictable that I.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Can call out every beat that's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
That's worse.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I don't care because I know, so I've like spoiler
alert everybody. The whole crux of the thing is like,
are they gonna save their marriage?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Of course they are, of course, are you doing it?
But the thing is, here's how they save their marriage?
They like bang other people like that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Sometimes that never works, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
And they hang out with the other people that they're
banking that I've never had reality seen that go okay,
not even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
What do you mean to hang out with?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
I can?
Speaker 7 (07:59):
I can?
Speaker 8 (07:59):
I can.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I will make a concession here that like, if you
broke up and then you've hooked up with somebody else,
as long as the other person has never seen that
person or interacted with them, you can kind of get
away with it because they're kind of a morphous blob
in your memory. But if you've hung out with somebody
that has like banged your ex and then you get
(08:20):
back together with them, you don't get that out of
your mind.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You don't like have fun with them later.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
You said this was their own little MCU. They're so
in universe. You even said that they had two dollars brats.
Of course I'm gonna believe this.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Of course, there's no way that like the jealousy factor,
just that like it's always.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Like Christmas, there's no jealousy in Christmas.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
There needs to be jealousy in Christmas.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I want a Christmas movie that's taken full on seriously
put in the real world and these fantasy world that
my wife likes.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
To live in. I can't watch the movies with her
because she gets so mad at me.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's all this would never happen.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
And again again.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I watched a bendy man fight.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
A space giant recently.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, but the fact that I can't.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Get beyond this.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
And as far as as far as corny Christmas movies go, look,
I've seen a couple of them. Okay, there's ones that
I like. This one, I'm putting this is bottom tier.
You know, Christmas movie I think.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Is a new I'm gonna a new classic, a new
one that we have to watch every year.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Good Afternoon, that's a great movie. Good Afternoon.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That's Will Ferrell and it's uh it's Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I just call it good Afternoon because that's like. The
funniest scene is the Apple one. It's one Apple. It's
a spirited, spirited Yeah, that's a really good Christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's a good Christmas movie. It's fun.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
That's all right, Yeah, I guess, oh wait, you have
a problem with that one.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It establishes that it's in a fantasy world and there's
magic and it's real.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
The problem with Christmas movies on Hallmark there's magic in
them and it's never referenced Christmas.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
There's a there's a magic have.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
A thing at the beginning of a movie that says
it says, here's the crux. You have to believe that
this is a magical Christmas world at the same time
you start the movie.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You should know that already. Yeah, that's on you.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
That's a you thing, because you should already know that.
Because if that wasn't the case, they would play these
movies year round. They don't. You don't start playing them
until December the first, which lets you know, hey, that
we're in the era at the Christmas MCU.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I just think that, like, if you want to give
me a magical Christmas movie, I'm on board. Hot Frosty,
I actually can get behind because you established that there's
magic that creates people from Snowman, but I don't get
behind it. She banged that Snowman, okay, And I got
a lot of questions about that.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
And I think they have a baby at the end
of that movie, So how.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Does that work?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
I got a lot of he wasn't a snowman.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
He was a snowman. So look, I'm gonna keep trying.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I actually want recommendations on like a good Christmas movie.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
You got a couple already coming in. Someone says that
you need to watch Christmas Heist.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yeah, that's Christmas. I don't know.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
I just Christmas Heist is a pretty good one on Netflix.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Uh Russ, are you? Are you a fan of Someone's
asking if you're a fan of Four Christmases?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, yeah, with Reese Witherspoon. That's a we watch out
every year too. That's really good Christmas.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Ryan, Is that the one Jack Black?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
No, no, no, it's Reese Witherspoon. It's with the tall guy,
Vince Vaughn, and it's and it's got Tim mcgrawl when
he was fat, and Tim mcgrawl watched that with his kid,
and his kid looked over and like, you look fat dad,
And that's when he decided to be this crazy workout
guy and he lost all his weight.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Anyway, Four Christmas is good.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
What's the one with Jack Black where I'm supposed to
believe he can get Cameron da Is?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
That's not a Christmas movie?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Is it is?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah? The Hollywood they switch but there's a Jack Black
one now where he's Satan and the kid thinks he's
Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep on trying. Look,
I want to live in this magical Christmas. I know
you don't like being a cynical douche all the time.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
I don't want to be there. I want to believe
remember Christmas. I have to stay down Russ. He says
he doesn't want to be the cynical.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Doche Yeah, that's your listen, that's your life.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I want to know how much paint do I have
to huff to like these movies, because I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
How about Christmas Vacation? Do you watch that one?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
But that's okay, that's that's that's funny. So okay, let
me talk about that too real quick. This movie tries
to be funny.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's horrifically unfunny. Christmas Vacation is funny at the same time,
so like you can do it. It's like it's like, uh,
it's like being offensive, Like you can get away with
being offensive. It's if it's funny. I think the same
thing with Christmas movies. If it's I'll believe in your
f and holiday magic.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
If it's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I hear how hoba humbuggy g sound again. I want
to change. I want to believe Christmas magic.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
How about Family Plan too? Have you seen that Family
Plan two with Mark?
Speaker 8 (13:00):
And? Uh?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Uh it's bad?
Speaker 8 (13:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
All right? Uh? Do you is a Hallmark channel? It's
own streaming service?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Do I set it from some of.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
My mom loves the Hallmark Channel? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Didn't your mom think like somebody was calling her.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Emailing her?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
All right, Well, thank you for suggestions I got. I'll
check out Eight Crazy Nights by Adam Sandler.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I know I still haven't seen that one. Actually, Christmas
with the Cranks I've heard is good.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Uh So there you go. I'm gonna try to get
in the spirit this day. This, this is my this
is my Christmas.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I can you've got no Christmas heart?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I'll take the other on that.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Okay, No, my heart can grow three sizes is probably bad.
I'll go to Life Image Picture where that's why.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
That's wrong. But I just I want to believe, guys.
I just want to like, I want to turn off
all theism and just let it in.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
You feel feel what these people are feeling, because they
seem happier. They seem happier. They seem happier than.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
I know.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
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Speaker 3 (14:26):
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Did you?
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And with the help of YouTube we were able to
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Speaker 2 (15:21):
Wow, glad you're busy.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Entertaining entertaining the people during the pranks.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Hey, what's what's that? What's that bag you got there?
It's a bag? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Oh, I just had the cable in. Oh okay, did
you think you were getting a present?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I thought you got me a present. You you got
a new camera?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's uh yeah, well we got we gotta buy some
cameras right here. That's right here, because I can't keep
cutting to this overly blown out webcam.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Uh that drives me crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, you don't like it when it's not fancy.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
That's my OCD. So I got a new camera. It's
camera number six. It's down here. Uh huh, camera stick.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
More cameras, more cameras.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
That's what we need for Christmas, more cameras.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
We need a better camera on Angel. He's he's the
hot sexy one over there, and we got the crappy
camera on him.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Why why can't you get that?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Ladies like you Angel.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
We have Frank come in and run some cable, some
line through. But the cable that he ran for some
reason didn't work. So we actually have a better camera
for Angel. Oh good, I don't know why it's not
all working goals for twenty twenty six. Yeah, see, because
the goals for Frank. Frank, our engineer around here is
a great job, and he does what it. Engineer Frank
(16:35):
what engineer does, and he runs cables the right way,
he hides them and you know he he labels them
all correctly. But I'm a more of the duct tape
and glue approach and I'll make it work, but it
won't be.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Pretty okay, So we got we got to fuse our
two approaches together.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
We get with Frank again. Just maybe it was just
a cable was bad and you need another cable.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Unfortunate part about Frank's life is we used to when
I started here, there was re engineers.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Now there's one.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, seven stations. And he's busy.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
He busy all the time. So shout out to him.
He's the hardest working man in this building by far.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Hey, we made it.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
We made an executive decision earlier this morning. We're gonna
start mixing up because because you know, and then nothing
I get. Look, we love our they call them p ones. Right,
you're you're you're at barber No no, no, no, no, no,
your p one. That's uh what does that even stand for?
It's just like one position one right, Okay, there you go.
It's for the listeners that are there all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
The number one if you if you have the radio
that has the six buttons, were the number one button
for them.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, yeah, they love it, and which is good. We
love that. But our p ones, uh, you know, for
triple our segment.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Of seven, it's always the same people because it's the
same people driving in and and they they feel comfortable
to call. And and this morning we had someone win
that has won. You know, like we knew her story
before she started because she's one before. So we've decided
now we're gonna start. It's not going to be the
Triple R segment at seven. It's just gonna be the
triple R segment and we're gonna move it around that way,
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everybody gets a chance to to you know, to to
win prizes because we got we got some, I mean
dope ass prizes past several Uh, probably not cool for
me to say dope asses it anyway, did you hit.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
I just like the fact that pause. I came back
to it, which highlights it even more. Sorry right through
and nothing, you know, it was.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Pretty say that, but anyway, where was I?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Well?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, uh so we're gonna try to move it around
now because we've gotten this. Sometimes we started getting the
same people winning and that's not fair to the entire audience.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, we used to move it around a lot, and
then you just kind of forgot and brought it back.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It's always been seven. It was because they once again,
you know, I don't listen to other people. But the
idea was it's appointment listening, and people make an appointment
to try to win a prize at that time.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
By. But I think that's bolder.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Dash because the same people.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I hate it, like I love our listeners and good
on you for winning by Like when you when you
do that, I get so mad, especially if you obviously
googled right before well you don't know that.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
She obviously googled. But as soon as she said the
right hands are both Angel and Ryan got all like.
Speaker 9 (19:28):
I would say, you were doing your whole rule of
six seconds and that went longer than six seconds.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
That's the thing I was getting at you about.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yeah, that needs to be a time or something.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I just I feel like I want.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I wanted somebody who deserves it and doesn't doesn't cheat.
That makes me happy. And when it's somebody who's won
a bunch of times, I just don't like it.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Well around, I don't know what's going.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Okay, if we're giving away like tickets are burless show, fine,
but like you, we're talking universal tickets, right.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
Mad does it because ultimately they're the reason why we're
number one.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
That's right there, pay One's exactly.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
We have moved it around before, but Russ just like
went back to.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
We've remember moved around trivia. No I came in.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
That was one of my big ideas to change the show.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
That's why I hated it. It was with your idea.
Speaker 9 (20:20):
Did what we were trying to do is we didn't
move it around. What we tried to do is eliminate
the prize read or the endorsement.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Read in that second thing.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
I've been trying to change this trivia for a while
because I'm a trivia man. Okay, that's what I've made
my my my coin doing this. But now you think
it's their idea. Also, real quick, I want to talk
about something that just happened in our YouTube chat. There
are people, there are psychos that won't put us at
the number one spot. Kurt Stedman in the in our
(20:49):
YouTube chat says he lines up his radio dials the presets.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, the precepts in order from lowest to highest. No,
don't do that.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
That's insane that you.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Gotta gotta put us.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It's your favorite goes at number one, your second favorite
number two, and then there's not even enough stations that
are good to fill up it all.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
The way to six.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
That's just the reality of the situation. I have four
spots on my radio presets that are just nothing. They're
just static because I never hit those buttons. I only
listen to us in hardcore right wing radio.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
That is all I listen to.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
So going from low to high, you're an insane person.
Kurt Stedman, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Ye no, no, make us the number one preset that's
for some reason super important to people around here.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I always want to do a thing where like we had,
like like we did a contest for like world, like
Orlando's or Central Florida's best Uber Driver. And you're an
uber driver and you force people to listen to our
station and then you like record yourself doing it, and
then we give you a prize to the person we
think is the best at it. Yeah, because the people
come into town, you know, they're sit in the back
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of the uber.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
They hear us chit chat and they're like, oh, what
is this, Mike. It's great.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And then they go back home and because they now
like it, they go back home to their people and they're.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Like, oh, if you had this shower, go to monsters
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
And then they you know, they spread the word.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
That's that's the way to do it.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Was that your uh, your Dick Van Dyke's British accent.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
It's my lighty British accent. It's the one who have
to dotything to do it. But I think I know
a lot of uber drivers I've been, I have been in.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
The back of an uber, held hostage by whatever they're
listening to, and because I'm so polite, they don't ask
them to turn it off or change the station.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
What it's worse when they're playing some music that you
know you just definitely don't like, or if it's complete silence,
I hate completely.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Rather have the silence than like whatever they're listening to.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I'd rather listen to whatever. Crazy.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You know, when's the last time we did? Two of
you have been in an uber?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I take them all the time. Yeah, I'm just hosted.
I'll take them sometimes two weeks ago. If I know
I'm drinking, I will No.
Speaker 9 (22:54):
No, I'm saying because yes, I mean most people. Most people,
Uh like, when you're doing your request, there's a space
there where you can request your music or I never
saw that. Yeah, you can ask what music like it
don't talk to me button, don't talk to me's us
don't have Uber, I've got LYFT. I think it probably
would equate the same way on that platform as well.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, I've never I've never seen that, but it doesn't
mean it's not there.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, I've been in the back that when I was
in the back of recently had a touchscreen game thing
on the back of the the other thing, you could
like play a little little game on the back of
a touch bed. But I think most people are like me.
They don't tell their uber driver to change the station
or to turn it off.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
No, I wouldn't either, because I feel like its his car.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
We have these uber drivers like waterboard their passengers with us.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I think it's a great way to advertise. It needs
a billboard at that point.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
And you tell me, if I get my lift or
my Uber, I can request play kiss.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
You can ask them to play. I don't know if
you can go as far as playing specific band. Maybe
they might not have that genre of music. I play rock, yeah,
but you can I think, yeah, you can request the genre.
You can ask them not to talk to you. I
want polk but that's okay, And I've seen.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
That on the uber app. I don't know lyft because
I don't have it.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Oh my god, there's crazy's in the text.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
This guy says, I have one O four to one
as the number four in my car because there's a
four and one oh four point one cuckoo.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
This is this is nuts.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I like a like a thing with the radio button.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Hey, ten years ago this week. Tell me if this
seems like I thought this happened not that long ago.
Ten years ago this week, Scott Wiland was tragically found
dead on his tour bus. That was ten years ago.
Man from a stone tup of pilots. It says here
that let's see here, a couple lefty half a million
(24:40):
dollar check. And I remember this in a Salvation Army
kettle in Minnesota. I remember talking about that on the air.
That was ten years ago. Uh now I don't remember
this one. Tell me if you guys remember this story
from ten years ago. A teenager his name was Bud Wiser,
was trespassed on the bud why As a brewery in
(25:01):
Saint Louis, and he said, he's.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Like, I'm allowed to be here.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
My name is Bud Wiser and they and he got
arrested for trespassing because he wasn't he wasn't really affiliated
with him.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
That was his name. Do you remember that story?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
No, yeah, obviously it made headlines for you because it
was silly. Uh Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
The term boomerang gift what went viral ten years ago today?
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Gift?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Do you know what a boomerang gift is?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
What is it.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
That's why I get you a gift, but like it's
also for me.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Like I give you a I'm
gonna give you tickets to go see all.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Of my wife's presence the last ten years of boomerang gifts.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
So you get the benefit from her gift, right, she
does it to me too.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
It's fun.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
What has she gotten you that you that she benefits from?
Viberator And then ten years ago today, Rolling Stone had
its fifty Top Songs of the year. What do you
think was the number one song in twenty fifteen? According
to Rolling Stone Maggaz.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Twenty fifteen, that is the Bruno mars Era, the weekend
slash like uh Mark Robinson.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Huh huh so is it?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Uh? You mentioned just watch no no, no, not that one, Okay,
but you mentioned is it the weekend?
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, can't fiel my face. Yeah, the weekend trap Queen
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Number two and in third place, hotline Bling by Drake.
Okay that was ten years ago this week. Wow, that's
so the weekend not around anymore?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
What the weekend is? One of the biggest toists played
Camping World.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
Yeah, I thought the weekend was sick or ill or something,
and he what he did. He has another name, doesn't he. Yeah, yeah,
I mean Saturday Sunday. He's got his birth name, which
is Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I just I thought the weekend was very ill just
came back.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
No, he did. He played Camping World like within the
last three four months.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I did not know that.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I saw a story where he was when he was
ill and came back. He was in that that TV
show right where he was like the real weird set bomb.
That was yeah, but that was like a year ago.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
No, that was longer than that. I don't, I don't,
I don't know. He always had that band lover Boy
playing for him.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Lover Boy, Yeah, they.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Were working for the weekend.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
That was absolutely.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
That was absolutely.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
And his buddies are the ones that got that joke.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, not around anymore, right one.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
No, he got like I think you got busted Rico
act kind of style. Yeah, he was in trouble.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Trouble and Drake's still around, but he's right ah yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
I mean Drake's is not cool.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
He's just not cool.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yeah. Chicks Dingham, but.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
The chicks Dingham, all right, when we come back, it's
your your hot, your your messages, your hot takes, whatever
you got, you can always leave those when you listen
to us on the iHeartRadio Act. You click on the microphone,
leave some message and we'll play those when we come back.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You're listening to the Manstras in the morning.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh yeah, looking ahead on Real Radio on the Jim
Colbert Show. They're back today on a Monday, and that's
the day that Friendly Ray Trendley from TK law comes
in and you should look ahead with the team of
TK law to plan for your family's future. They had
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Speaker 1 (28:34):
Hey, if you're doing Christmas shopping today and you got
someone in the family that's a big Monster fan, you
got a Real Radiomsters dot com and get Monster merchandise.
We got all kinds of cool. Well, you got awesome
T shirts. You got your your big Dumb Fun shirts
and many different colors. You got your MW Monsters Wrestling
Orlando shirts, you got what the Hell's Angel Listening to shirts.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
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Speaker 1 (28:58):
All that stuff is available Monster gear at Real Radiomonsters
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Speaker 2 (29:04):
And there's twenty percent off of.
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Tequila del Toro, which is Daisy's Tequila or Triple R
blended whiskey with free shipping. So if you're doing some
Christmas shopping, you know, check it out. You can get
that stuff there. That's awesome. Welcome back. I am Russ
Rowlands along with Angel and Ryan Holmes. Ryan, do we
have any hot Takes messages on this Monday?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
We do, Russ.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
If you want to be a part of the show,
you can go the iHeartRadio app or you could set
us as the number one pre set. That's what you
should be doing with that and then you can hear
your stuff on them monsters after this little.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Song that should have played right there? Did I hit
the wrong? But I hit the wrong I've been out,
I've been That's that's on me. You've forgotten for I
literally had it on the right thing and I switched.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
It off, hit the button.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
I forgot how to hit the fin button.
Speaker 10 (29:54):
Hot Take, Monsters, Monsters, Morning, Blessings, unloaking them, ends of them.
Hell you doing man, and hell first and foremost. Just
remember guys, you know, just a listening audiences. Remember Jamaa Coran,
whatever you know, Kenda to help man. It's going to
be a long and slow rebuilding. But in regards to
(30:15):
the presets in my car, I have options for twelve
presets and the first six is one of four point one,
So there you go, a different kind of crazy.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
Ryan.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
All right, I like it, Thank you so appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I mean, yeah, you can chet all of us, all
of it at one or four point one, then just
rip the knob off.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And I think, didn't Savanna say she's going to Jamaica
like next week taking a bunch of supplies and stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
So yeah, it's very cool, hot that good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
It's Melinda.
Speaker 11 (30:39):
Hello, Real Radio one O four point one will always
then forever be in position one on my f M
one and FM two programmed radio stations. After one of
four point one, then I go in order for the
rest of the stations.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
But honestly, Russ.
Speaker 11 (30:56):
Like, who even are the rest of the stations? I
want to hit that number one and get the number one.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
You gotta love her.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yep, yep, yep, let's see Hot Dike.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
What's up, guys, It's Brian from Ormond. I wanted to
give Angel a shout out and say thank you a
great job on the best of us, especially Friday. In
the ten thirty hour. It was all about them wings,
which brought us such classics as see her wet, you
ain't about that wing life, get down on that bone
and licking wing sauce off her face.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Fantastic.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
Good to have you, guys, that's one of our favorites.
That's why well and you put out the rule of
hooking up with the chick. You gotta see him when
you gotta have them eat wings.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Right right right, hot egg, what's up?
Speaker 12 (31:48):
Boys? Travis from Palmcoast? Are you trying to tell me
either Alicia Silverstone is not hot or wasn't hot? I
didn't say that the Aerosmith crazy video.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 12 (31:59):
Back when I was in my twenties, I was bank
bank material.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Okay, you crazy.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
One said she wasn't hot.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
You said she was cute, she was hot.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
We both said she regular girl hot.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, was like she wasn't.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
She wasn't like, uh my grown woman hot.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah that crazy video she was like was It was like,
if you're just a regular dude, you're like I could
get that.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Yeah, she was never. She was never that the kind
of hot where you thought she was unattainable.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Right well, I don't think anyone's unattainable.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Oh okay, I got four women that beg to differ
hot day.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Oh I got him get rid of it's keeping him.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Hot day.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
Good morning, monsters, and welcome back from your Thanksgiving break.
I hope Russ you had all the instant potatoes that
you could handle and enjoyed them. But Ryan, all take
any dollar bet on that Jets Dolphins game. If you're
(33:08):
taking the Jets because the Jets bigger dumpster fire than
the Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yes, guaranteed, I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Gonna make one hundred and twenty five dollars and a
bag of kettle corn.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Excited about it, all right.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
I still believe by the way, I did not get.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
You think I went home and suggested to my wife
and I wanted to instant mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
There's no way. There's no way to know she.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Made real mash to get your cranberry sauce.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
She just did the can stuff because you know nobody
was eating the stuff she made, so she just did
the can stuff.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
The go compromise. That's hot thake.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
You guys.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Can't let Ryan deliver Christmas trees or the next day's
headline is going to be Crazy's corn.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Carney crashed his conifference, cargo, crushing curlers, causing chaos and carnish.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
That's good. That's a lot of alliteration. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Let me see the hot tache.
Speaker 13 (34:01):
Hey, Angela, you mentioned Thanksgiving soup. Something I saw this
year was Thanksgiving pie. So when you have all your leftovers,
depending on how many people you have, you get that
many pie crusts and pie toppers, you put all of
the leftovers and mix.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
It all together and make kind of like a pop pie.
Speaker 13 (34:20):
And do you send it away with your friend? And
so then that way all they do is bake it
again and they.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Have food today. Today was your last day for her leftovers.
By the way, she would be getting rid of them today.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
And let's see hot tache.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
So, guys, nobody, let me just preface this by saying,
I love my wife more than anything else.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
The playing die for.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Having said that.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
You guys have taken a.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Road trip with a nervous nelly, Like, how do your
women travel with you?
Speaker 5 (34:52):
They? Okay, because my.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
God, I love her, But my god and Russ, yeah,
fire pants, why.
Speaker 9 (35:02):
You gave bro.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
My wife is she'll go back and forth.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
He's like regular most of the time, and then every
now and then she'll like, thinks, I don't see a
red light coming, and Sister're like like out of nowhere,
and then I'm like, wow, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
That's another thing about you know.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Mary Owen, thirty year paramedic, really nervous in the car
because she has seen her thousands of car accidents and
so riding with her is she gets very nervous because
of all the car accidents.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
She's sings, Can you blindfold her?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I know, but I can give her a bottle of wine.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Just drink this.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
That was a rost egg. Hey, miss poster for Less
Let's come in Friday night.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
It's our last big party of the year, nighttime party
of the year at the Abbey. Tickets are available. Go
to real Radiomasters dot com that's Real Radio Monsters dot
com to get your remaining tickets for this big event
that's gonna be a blast. Of course, Ryan and I
will be hosting it. Angel's gonna be you know, DJ
in the event. Angel League's gonna be there, Amber's gonna
be there, Daisy del Toro, Miss Monster, Bless bb Caliber,
(36:13):
and five new contestants for the next Miss Monster Blest
twenty twenty five, twenty twenty six at the Abbey Drink Specials.
It's gonna be a party. Join us this Friday night
at the Abbey.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Angel what you got?
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Hey me?
Speaker 9 (36:27):
I find on any social media platformance official age will
email me Angel at Real.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Radio dot FM.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Holmesy, Hey, let's get my Instagram above five thousand people.
That'd be cool of you, So go to at Ryanholmes
Comedy and add your boy.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
And then today at four o'clock I'll be on the
four oh seven on Fox thirty five, So if you're
watching TV you can you can check me out there.
Stay tuned for the news Junkie right after the Monsters.
Then at three o'clock it's the Jim Colbert Show. We're
back tomorrow for a Tuesday edition to do our thing.
If I'm Ryan an Angel, Hey, the leader's messed up,
Mary Matt Russe all watch.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
To ruff Look, guys, thank you so much for listening.
We ain't got to go home.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
We get the hell up out of here and the
swirls
Speaker 2 (37:06):
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