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Speaker 1 (00:07):
By the way, Daisy had no idea what a donkey
sho it was until she looked it up.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
You are a.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Total ahle, a total ale.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh my gosh, like I wish.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
When I had the Mexican radio station. I brought Russ
in and.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Let Russ like ask him her do you know who
this is?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Do you know who this is?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
And then you'd be like.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
And then I convince you that you're having a horse
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And then you're like, oh yeah, I would not.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I like, oh.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, that'd be so much fun. I'm not even knowing,
not even knowing.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Welcome back to the mantras. In the morning, we're Radio
one on four point one. I'm us rollands along with
days Angel Rivera And now it's time for the King
of Denmark, Ryan Holmes Maker's daily proclamation.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
It's time for the Daily Reformation.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh way, Halloween in my ruddy in my good guy.
Done from that mortgage guy don dot com more than
(01:36):
that later coffee stuff working on me And yeah you
got all mad about it?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I don't know. Like all of a sudden, like about
an hour ago, all of my energy went away.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I noticed wouldn't even take a picture.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Just now you're taking a pic. My new old man
resolution in life is if I don't feel like taking
a photo, now I ain't doing it. I've taken a
bunch of photos, and today I don't feel like I'm
having one those days where I don't feel like I
look that good.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
You don't.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't want to have.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
A look good.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
No, they don't be mad at us. We didn't dress you.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, No, literally get dressed in the dark sometimes turn
on the lights.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
It's what Russ said. It's warm and though right, it
is hot as hot as hell. And there's the way
that the heat takes a zaps your energy. Dude, that's
a very good point. Yeah, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I got eight hours of sleep last night. It's normal.
One coffee and like yesterday was vibe bae bae man
today like an hour ago.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
No, it's the heat, dude. Did you walk into that
that room just right over there? It's as cold as
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
David Letting had a thing about always making sure the
studio was.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Really cold because it keeps it pop.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It keeps you popping, right, and when it is like
warming like it is there now you're fighting the warm out.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And then we had eight boobies in here at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yes, we did too many, too many boobies.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
I needed one more.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I wanted nine, nine. I went nine boobs.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't know. I don't know anybody who had one removed.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well, it is no breast cancer. Where it is not.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
You can go running. Man, Ryan counts as one boob.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
In your segment.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
He's given himself that you might want to wake up.
It's kind of sad when he does that. He says
a joke that he has. He laughs hard, he laughs
like Jeff Howell, laughing at his own joke, and then
gives himself as none of that counts, none of that
means anything. It's fine, guys, friends giving. Let's talk about
(03:38):
this today, all right. So today iheart's doing. It's an
annual friends giving. And I don't know how many of
you work in the audience and in a corporate environment.
This is my first corporate job or I've ever worked
in an office office, you know. So it's it's a
thing that they've done every year, and every year they
send out a list and says like, hey, here's what
(04:00):
we want to be made. Sign up for the dish,
right like, so you can sign up to make macaroni
and cheese, you can sign up to make turkey, you
can sign up to make the desserts. Whatever, and everybody.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Just so we're clear though, all the proteins that's been
done with our friends over there at Cabos, is it. Yeah,
So they did all the they did.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
All the left and that's what I'll be eating.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Don't be that weird o. Dude.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Look, man, I don't. I don't know how to don't.
I don't know how to tell people nicely that I
don't want to eat your home food. Okay, Well, if
it was.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Coming from me, I would tell you you are correct,
you should never eat my food.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yes, and there are people here that might cook like
Daisy rests.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
I go to restaurants.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
They've been trained and uh, you know how to handle food,
keeping things at the proper temperatures. I don't know that
the people that we work with all do that. You
know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I do.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Have you ever eaten food from somebody and it tastes
like their house smells ew?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh, Russ is the king of this, because Russ and
I don't mean this is a bad way. Russ uses
a lot of candles, right, like he's always king candle anymore, But.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
You used to.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I've eaten food that you've had, and I'm like, tastes
like Yankee candle.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So you're saying Mary Ellen's food tastes like yank candy,
You'll never get anything again.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Wait wait, wait, I miss her food.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Like it's always been delicious.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Why she likes you up people's houses, tends to get
into their food for me and for me callism or
whatever it is, I haven't hyper focused on that. And
then then I'm like, where's this food been? How close
has it been to other stuff?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
And it gets in your nostrils And that's why you're
That's why it makes you that feeling.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
What I'm hearing right now is that I thought Russ
is my friend and he's never invited me to eat
at his house.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
So that, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Do you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I never forgot one of.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Just a gift bag though, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Well, listen, the only reason he was there was during
the It.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Was during COVID.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
During COVID and we did the show from the house
for my house.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Mm hmm okay, so.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That was again. Yeah, can we go in nostalgia and
do that show from your house for one day? Yeah?
Get on the poon tune, we go out live.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It's we go fishing and if something I cook it it's.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Not the pace.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's a pun tune and it's a week we go out.
But I want to go out to this friends giving thing.
I want to be part of it. I normally I
normally try to duck out every year to avoid this,
but this year I don't think I can. So are you?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
I unfortunately have plans?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Can I go?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Did you pay for your ticket? To pay for my ticket?
If you're not bringing any food? The ticket's fifteen bucks? Wait?
What yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
What if you free to know?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
No, there was a list. This list has been going
on out there for a month. And if you signed
Dolba on the list and said you were bringing something,
then you're good. What is the fifteen hours going to
toward everyone that spent money on making food?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
That's not what friends do. Invite people over there?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Okay. The fact that we're calling this friends giving at work,
it's very liberal because you're hanging out with a bunch
of people that you wouldn't you've never had at your home?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Correct, I've had you guys at my home.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh yeah, but at your house.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You should invite me again, I will, Daisy says, I.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Didn't say I wouldn't. Damn it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
He's never invited. He's invited me an Angel, like three times.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And they turned me down three times because the day before.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, we're not going to say yet. You guys got
to come over.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Once after after the show. Just take an hour to
forty five minutes to drive.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
What I heard is party your place after the wrestling
event w and winter Haven and we've taken the bus
to your house. Yeah, that's what the news cost. The house,
the backyard, you light up the plank down, Tell.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Your neighbors we friends like that, and then we all
take and we all have fun.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Tell hook us up with the neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Loves is gonna get run out that right?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
So you like, so you gotta pay fifteen bucks to
go have lunch.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Friend going, and you can pay that fifteen after you
give you my five?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What'd you make?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Oh he still hasn't paid you?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
The who paid you right away? You did russy ray rusted.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I told him.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
He's believing on them.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
I don't have I don't have Vemo, I don't have Zell,
I don't have PayPal. He wants cash money. I don't
have a cash app. I told you I don't have
any of those. I'll let you borrow unless you get
to him. But tomorrow you go me six. Unless the
listeners want my cash app that they can have it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, exactly. But you guys didn't make anything.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Right now, it's my mom's eight You know that today
I did know that I'm taking my mom to lunch
and that's the only time she can do it.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Angel you make something for friendsgiving, No, because I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh you'll be going either.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
We can just duck out.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Well, No, because I didn't. I didn't make I would
feel horrible about myself as a human being if I
was to slide in there and partake and didn't bring anything,
not even rolls or anything.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
So if I go in there and do that, is
that mean of me?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
No, if you pay the fifteen bucks.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I didn't do nothing. I didn't bring food or money
for it.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah, just hit up, go to rock give her the
fifteen bucks. She'll take twenty let me borrow five bucks.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I got you, bro, Listen, I got you. I took
her money in my bag.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
He won't pay your back.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'll pay it back. You don't a friend.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I got you when I went to your house. Didn't
you feed me and give me all kinds of things?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
And your wife treated me well? I at much touch her.
But that's not the point. The butt is maybe, but
you guys.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Don't at all get weirded out when you go to
eat somebody else's.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
No, it's a weirdo.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Right when somebody hands me food, like say they make food,
I then do the same thing I do when you
hand me a present that's trash like, I'll I'm like,
oh this is so good? What flavor is this? Cuman like,
I'll just start making up words.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I showed you a picture of my grandson and you're like, oh,
it's a baby like you just have no, you're you're ryan,
You're thought.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Why did you guys all get a book? Is children
where you get like manners like.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
And how it's called having feelings? No, I'll tell you
for me. It was so I've told you guys about
my granddad being a preacher, and all that kind of stuff,
and we would do these revival Yeah well a local,
yeah he was. So he's a preacher and he did
the Strych nine thing and talking. And one of the
things that they would do with the revivals and stuff,
(10:40):
Ryan would be that we would go into some of
the poorest neighborhoods in Portuguy. I would do this over
the summers and one of the things that the families
would do is that they would you know, oh, we've
got the preacher coming to the house. We're going to
make dinner for them. And I learned real quick, like,
you know, very very very poor people they're making with
what they have. And I remember my granddad running me
(11:01):
down because I got all like what is this?
Speaker 7 (11:04):
You know?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yeah, I know. Grandpa took me out behind the house
and it's like and like straighten me out, and he's like,
do you understand that they are giving us the best
that they have? This is, you know. And from that
moment on, I don't know what what switch or I
don't know what in me changed, but I was always
appreciate going forth, appreciative of that song.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay, well as the poor person whose people would come
to our house, to feed us. Uh, it's fine. You
can be mad at all you want. I went to Argentina.
One of the experiences my wife wanted to do was
you go to somebody's house like they set it up
as like an experience. They do like a barbecue forget
(11:44):
what the word for it, and it's at their house
and they make everything, and.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
You would have lost your minds.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
For me, that would be a nightmare.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
I know, Ryan, and Argentina, that is like a cultural
experience like every like every home in they are very
proud of theirs, And that's like you missed out, Bro.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I know, I'm mad at you. My wife was mad
at me. I'm with her. I'm there in their house
and I know me okay, I know I would be
like looking around their house udging a lot of stuff.
You have to like pretend to like all the food.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Or is that just your just Ryan, because I see
nothing of the problem.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I can't tell from a dick or retarded like that.
You're you're worried.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
About the wrong thing, like a fly is eating half
of the stick before you do.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
It's your fulk. You're you're an asshole.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Because you control the fly.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
You can't control the fly.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
You're good. It's crazy because I get.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Really mad about it. Sometimes I used to invite people
to eat.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Like you.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
No longer I'm not.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I'm not judging. It's just things get to me very fast.
Like everybody's house smells different.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Yeah, I'll give you.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Very hard for me to like. Like even if you
have a nice house like russ or like you go
Daisy's fly Field house, it's gonna smell. It's gonna smell yard.
It's like dating. Like I remember, I had to break
up with a girl just because tell me she didn't
smell bad. I just didn't like. I didn't vibe with
her smell. You know what I mean. God, I've been
(13:32):
to people's houses. That's kind of the same thing where
I hate this building. What did you say?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
How did you.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I didn't tell it she smelled funny. I made up
some other excuses.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
When you go to friends get me today and a
lot of the people around the radio station.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
You made food. You know, you kind of have to
try everything I do not you do to be to
be polite.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, just rude.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, you know some some really nice Leslie Gale probably
cooked over something, you know, made something.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
If I were you, I wouldn't eat Leslie Gil's you
probably got something special for you, just for you.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, has has a box and says this is just
for Ryan, don't elie Gil?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Did I sound on having Fornette in Argentina at one
of these assauvas? You know what the fernette is is amazing.
That Argentinian during.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Bernett is what I call my wife's panties.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I really like your wife, and you keep talking about her.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
She's the best thing about Ryan, isn't her.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yes, that's why I send her in first, Like she's
like the Marines, bro. I send her in first to
kind of like get the situation ready, and then I
come in behind it.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Right first to get like, baby, could you go get
us a plate?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
The way I used my wife for a lot of
different things is ridiculous. If I laid it all out
on paper, you guys would think I'm abstutely insane.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Believe we do.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
We already do, so it doesn't matter. Uh so friends,
give it. I don't know, man, Like I'm the guy
that like stops to get food on the way to thanksgivings,
and I'll eat first. That way I don't have to
eat other people's food. And I know that's weird, but
that's okay.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
If I found someone that would do a study on
your brain, would you allow them to do it? Because
I got a guy study your brain. No, no, doctor
Amen is his name, and uh and they stay in Yeah,
they study brains and I would love to see what
your brain.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
How do we study his brain while he's still alive?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Well, we murder Ryander. We have to kill Ryan study. No, no, no,
I only hang out with people that study things like mortgages. Daisy,
that mortgage guy don that mortgage guide don dot com.
Do you live in a weird, smelly house and no
one wants to eat your food? We'll get a mortgage
(15:57):
and move baby, because that mortgage got done can help
you out where they're looking to do traditional mortgages. Refis
he locks, But my mom did a bank statement loan
with him and was able to get a house. It's awesome.
I got my house. That mortgage guy downe. He's got
thousand and five star Google reviews. Check it out, don't
miss the bow. Compare your quote with that mortgage guy
don at that morgeguy don dot com. And so it
shall be.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Guess what's back if you have eighty any sexual questions,
any if you need any advice, Uh maybe I don't know,
relationship advice, sexual advice. Doctor Daisy sex therapist is back
and we'll do that when we come back.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
We went to take some phone calls.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah, they need to call in. You guys, shoed to
call in because I need to know what to answer.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
She she wants an actual real person to call. So
the telephone number is four oh seven nine one, six
one four one. You'll talk directly to doctor Daisy, who
is not a doctor. Uh, and she will.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Ask I'm a doctor, all right, Doctor.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Daisy sex therapist when we come back, So get on
the line and do we have any probably have prizes
right for for the best question, We'll give him a prize.
Uh we have we have two this morning. We got
one left over. Oh yeah yeah, uh there you go,
we got that.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So to the telephone numbers four oh seven ninety one,
six one o four one if you want to talk
to doctor Daisy sex therapist and win a prize.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Will do that when we come back.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You're listening to the mantra of the morning man.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Feel like you just got here.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Hey, Uh, I've been texting people back all morning, Angel
and Ryan, just let me know, Russ, it's not working
when nobody's getting your text.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
So for days, that's been working for like over a week.
I've been texting people back for over a week, Like just.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
What did you think the big red banner that's a
system alert? Man?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well, I just see system alert, but doesn't it doesn't
say hey, it's not working.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Actually, if you click on it, I'll tell you. Well,
I don't click it, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Let me let me click it once to see what
says system alert, system alert. Please be aware. Messaging is
currently on hold. Please reach out to support. Okay, well, yeah,
I didn't read. I didn't read. Anyway, I've been texting
people back.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Does support Ryan, No, it's our.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Company, it's a YouTube butler.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
No, no, no, this is the other text I heart.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Let me reach out to seven zero three one. We
can get your text right rush.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
You don't have to do all that. It's already been,
it's all already handled. We're just waiting. Now. I'm trying
to get back to where I was. Anyway, Well, while
you're doing that, I want to give shout out to Paula.
Now I could go to friendsgiving or Ryan, because she
gave me something that I can go. Uh go take
to the friends giving.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You got you a giant oreo, but it's.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
A Thanksgiving dinner inspired oreo, and it comes with I've
got a pumpkin pie oreo, a cream corned oreo, a
caramel apple oreo, a cranberry sauce oreo, a turkey and
stuffing oreo, and a sweet potato oreo. So I'm bringing
something to friendsgiving.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
I can go.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Now, let's crack that bad boy open.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I want to try a turkey oo small, but I
like it.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
You don't trust any food to get oreos health practices
for sure.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Wait, it's all full of.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
That.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Doesn't seem right.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Daisy, I got bad news for you.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Even though I tried to give out a prize to
ask you a sex question, people are afraid to ask
you questions.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
I know.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I saw that on the group chat. They're like, Daisy,
I'm afraid my people know my voice? People know should
people know your voice?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Now I have people that have texted some questions. Can
can doctor Daisy sex therapist answer questions on.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Text to answer them?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
But I just feel like if I heard the person's
voice or demeter, of course, because I can I can
go with that energy. But wow, sure I can go
with your energy.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Well, this is a this is not a guy, it
says doctor Daisy. This is a question for you. I
do not go online to do any dating. So where
do I go to meet girls? I'm a little older
than normal.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Well, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Older than normal. I'm one hundred and forty.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Older than normal, above average?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
What the heck?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I'm a little bit older than a normal above average?
Where do I go to meet girls? He's a little
bit older, and it says he's above average.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Okay, so it sounds like you're an agent of disguise.
So since you are this type of person, why don't
you go to the nursing home. There's a lot of
ladies there that are in high need and they could
literally use.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Some of your help. Because if you're not going to
be more specific.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Older could mean forty years old. Older could also mean
eighty five years old. Average to me at this point
is like a twenty seven year old, but average to
Russ maybe fifty years old.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
It depends on who you are, right right.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, yeah, so I can't define who the heck you are.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
So if you're older, like eighty five, then go to
the nursing home. You're gonna get plenty of girls there
that are in high need.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Of some Now, while you're giving this advice, since we
saw you like two or three weeks ago, have you
picked up a man? I mean, this is what you
were doing. You were trying to find yourself a good
white man.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
And to be fair, I found a white man, did you?
I found a very handsome white man.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Where'd you find this white.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Guy on the red Man?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:11):
So was he hitting on you? Did you hit on him?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:14):
He kind of hit on me. So we haven't got
on it on date yet. Kind of like talking and
he was He's like, hey.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
When are we gonna go out whatever?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Right?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
So we're yeah, we're chatting it away.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I said, when I come back from Mexico because I
gotta go handle some business stuff. He says, we're gonna
go somewhere, So I'm down to go.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
He's tall.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Where's he gonna go? Where's he gonna take you?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
I have no idea anna take you on a date?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Yeah, but he's very handsome. I'm just telling you now.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
So he was tall like Ryan.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
He's like a Ryan in the height, like a handsome
like you when you were twenty and uh, and horning
like like Angel when he was twenty five.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
So that's what I can sense from what I can see.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Tall Ryan, handsome like me back when I was twenty five,
and horny like Angel back when he was twenty five.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Okay, And I just I'm digging his vibe. I think
he's really cool.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
What is it that he said or did that that
made you go?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
I mean, do you know much money he makes?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
No idea?
Speaker 6 (22:18):
No, don't you need to know?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I should.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
But I think that's what the first date will be about, right,
I kind of get in to know each other and stuff.
But I met him on a good situation, which is
a red carpet event. That means he likes you know, upscale,
he likes you know you.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Do you prefer a guy that makes more money than you,
the same amount of money as you, or less money
than you.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
I've had them all, so let's just go with which
one's better less money than me.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Let's well, Daisy the gentleman, I texted in and he says,
it's me. I'm the older than average. I'm sixty four
and I'm not fing going to a nursery or retirement home.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
If he's sixty four. Of course not.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Well, you took offense to that that you instantly went
there and you thought that he was he was, yeah, yeah,
but he's listening to us, though, is I mean that
would give you a guy of line that maybe he's
not that old.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
So he's sixty four and he doesn't want to go
to a nursing home. So where where are the where's
the sixty four year old?
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Go sixty four year old? Okay, there's really nice places.
I would say, go to.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
At sixty four.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Blue Martini, Okay, Blue Martini right here in downtown Orlando.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
It's really beautiful, classy.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's moved right like I used to go to the
Blue Martini and it was a different place, but it's
it's somewhere in downtown LNDO.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
No, yeah, well now they have it, what is it
called the Point Orlando.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
At Point Orlando.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Point Orlando's where it is now. But it's really nice.
You can find beautiful ladies around my age.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
You gotta have money, though, I don't have this sketch money.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Oh yeah, what what kind of money does he have?
Speaker 6 (23:52):
Does he say he has a text of that back yet?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
So but but Daisy, when you had when you woul
date a guy that makes less money than you, you
find that they would listen to you more if they
find what did you say, like.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
They'll listen to you more like like they well, if they.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Have less money than me.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
The way I experienced is typically they will be looking
for a little bit of advice from me. So I
feel like I can help in some way. Leg up,
That's where I think about leg up is.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
More like, hopefully that's one way to keep me.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You have more control, right, If you make more money,
you have more control of the situation.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
It's not the control I think.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
It's more like I like to feel like I'm helping
out in the relationships. If he makes a lot more
money than me, then how is it that I'm going
to be helpful to him?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
So it makes you feel important.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
If you're right, So it makes me feel like I
am contributing to our relationship.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Okay, when we make.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Equal amounts of money, it's a little bit more difficult
to be equal in the relationship because we're both like
pulling our own weight full, so it's kind of difficult.
And then when a man makes way more money than me,
then it's extremely difficult because they already feel like they've
done it all, they've accomplished it all. You're just kind
(25:11):
of like a cute boob around them. Okay, you know,
they're like, oh, cute boobs. You got a good smile
and you're still pretty, but the moment you're not good bye.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Hey, So you said you're going back to Mexico for
Thanksgiving and I was surprised that you did anything for Thanksgiving.
But do you like make a turkey and all that
kind of stuff like we do in America.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
No, no, no, we don't make a turkey, but we
do cook, like largely, like the Friendsgiving is more describing
of what happens in Mexico, you know, like people will
all cook and then it's kind of like a neighborhood thing.
Everybody kind of gets together, everybody knows where it's happening.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
What kind of dishes walks around.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
They usually always have rice beans, some kind of steak,
chicken dishes.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Many guess how many countries in the world celebrate Thanksgiving
similar to what we do here in the United States.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Not on the same day, like a day of thank
being thankful.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Some places it's the same day, okay some countries or
in some countries it's the same day. But but there
are these countries this list of countries do have a
day that they do similar to what is Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Well, I know there's a Canadian Thanksgiving, and we know
there's a Mexican Thanksgiving. I did not know that. So
on this part of the world we do it. I
don't think they do it oversea. I don't think they
do it in Europe.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
They don't do Franksgiving or Thanksgiving or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Germany celebrates Thanksgiving thanks for the harvest in early October.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
I'll be damn oh, thanks for the harvest.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
And then United Kingdom they celebrate a harvest festival of
Thanksgiving and it's celebrated widely as but it's not celebrated
widely as a specific holiday. But they do have a
version of it.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Hey, on Thanksgiving. Note, let me ask you this question
and then you probably don't know what this is. And
I know you guys.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Do eleven countries US.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Thanksgiving Thanksgiving when it comes to cranberry sauce. Do you
like canned cranberry sauce or do you like homemade cranberry sauce?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Ryan Go, I like them both. I think they both
have a which is better.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
They're for me, they're you know, the same, like they
have their own time and place for things.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Repin is fight at that because my mom my mom
only likes the can stuff, and Mary Ellen goes to
the she will make fresh frum scratch, homemade, you know,
cranberry sauce, and then my West Virginia heathens won't eat
it because they're like, that's not cranberry sauce.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Day Zy, do you know what cranberry sauce is?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
I got an idea is doctor Daisy moment, I'm gonna
tell you what to.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Do with the cranberry sauce.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Oh boy, take that cranberry sauce, right, and let's say,
since you're not into friends or anything, and it's just
you and your wife all alone with this cramberry and
you like them both.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Put it all over her.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Just put it all over her, get her naked in
the backyard, and then just.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Your way with sauce. My wife makes cranberry so once
a month I don't want to love so Daisy.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Cranberry sauce is the one that comes out of a can.
You know where it comes out of the can. It
looks like sweet, it's pretty sweet.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
It looks like so why not is.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
It just because it looks like the other stuff?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, I don't want to it looks like blood.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Okay, so how about this?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Then take pumpkin pie and put it all over her
and then eat it.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
It's so good. I'm telling you because I've been to
the sushi parties. I've told you this before.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
You went to a sushi party that they had punkin pie.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
You can.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
You can get creative and put whatever food you like
on the girl. That's right.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
And and Ryan, I'm just telling you, like your wife
is hot, there's no need.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
To deny it.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Are you still drinking?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah, I'm drinking.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Ange.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Are you a cranberry sauce in a can?
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Are you a homemade I genuinely don't have a particular
preference if, if, and when I do add it, and
it's always just a small little bit. I'll use whatever
is offered.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Crazy because like, like, your wife probably makes a good
crayon berry, but it's uh not everybody does. And the
can one is good on sandwiches when you take the
because you can slice it like a tomato.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
On the sandwich.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah yeah, I like the can. I like the can stuff.
I like the can stuff. But Mary Ellen will go
to all this trouble and make it like from scratch,
and and I'll eat something because I want to be
sweet and kind. But I go and fight. I go
fight the can like the way you slice it, you know.
And all right, when we come back, it's time for
your hot takes and your messages. All you gotta do is,
(29:50):
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Women return, don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Mansters
in the morning.
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Speaker 5 (30:27):
Yeah, I can't get that taste out of my mouth.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, what the.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Heck was that?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Man?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
What are you poisoning?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Us?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Angel was talking about is the oreos that somebody gave
him and so Ryan Paula and Ryan's like, hey, you
want half this oreo. It tastes like turkey, and I'm like, well, okay,
it better not.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Be poisoned because it taste too sweet to be good.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
No, theayse are legit. It's a thing that they're doing
for Thanksgiving dinner inspired. It's a limited edition. It's the
Oreo I d thing. And they have the paper's pumpkin
pie that would be good, cream corn, caramel, apple pie,
cranberry sauce. Ryan said that one was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Everyone's good. The cream corn one is worse than the turkey, really, yes,
a lot.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
And then that had a sweet potato one as well.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Okay, well thank you sweet sweet.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Paul is playing a mean joke.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
On Welcome Back to the Monsters in the Morning on
Riverdio one O four point one. Hey, this Friday, we
are going to be guests one Magic one O seven
seven our Christmas Night. We'll find out which which would be.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Good to me, angel which be good to me.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
After what you just did.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
One here's my humble Wait, what do I do to you?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Man?
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I'm defending you. I love you, You're my friend.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
I'm depending I love you.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Man, get homes all right?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
So anyway, we'll be guests Friday night, start at seven o'clock.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
It's Christmas night.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
We'll find out which which version of all the different
things we cut, and we'll cut some more tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Savannah will be in tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Uh and then I don't know about angels.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Angel was actually in Los Angeles, so she's fine the
right eye tonight. She'll be in tomorrow as well.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Okay, so we got Angelica, we got Savannah and uh
oh yeah tomorrow the the wine Diva will be here
for us to sample wines and get her to do
one too.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Got damon Wayne Sun coming in?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Oh my god, we got coming in now. That's right.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Yeah, all right, so we'll be we'll be busy.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Hell yeah, I'm gonna make him eat it.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Oreo.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
Do we have any hot takes or messages that we
want to play?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:33):
We do.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
If you want to be part of the show, go
to the iHeartRadio app set. This is the number one
pre set very portante to do that for us, and
then you hear you stuff on them monsters after this
little song that that I would like to suspend people
in suspense. Oh I took it off the wrong one.
That was boom boom, getchim uh. Let's see Hot Day.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Morning Monsters it us. I don't think Days would be
a fan of a Donkey show.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
I think she would be more of a dancing bear.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Type of a thing.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
What does the dancing bears?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Do you love a dancing girl and the dancing bears?
Speaker 5 (33:13):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, we could get them for your brotherush show.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Do we do we hug each other or something that's.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Kind of a hug a little bit.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Let's see Hot Chris and Rawley.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
It's great to have Daisy back. Had a great time
with her on a bird bus three weeks ago. The
best thing she said all day was the cricket or
whatever it was. It was talking to her and the
donkey let her know that America was full of white
snow and white people.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Right, white snow and white people.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Good morning monsters, Ryan from New Smyrna. I was wondering,
Doctor Daisy of love.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
If a chocolate it.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Do you think I could make the women more true
active Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, babe. I love man who can create different voices
for me.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
That's the best voice. Really.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Yeah, they can put a wig on too hot.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Good morning, it's Melinda. Maybe I freaking missed you so much.
I can feel your good vibes through the radio and Rush.
Don't be silly, Leslie.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
Gill has nothing for Ryan.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
She doesn't even know we work there. Fine, that's work here.
That's a good Yeah, she knows that work here. Now,
let's see.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
He doesn't even.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
Hot.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Think. Hey, y'all, it's Sonia Ryan.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I am so with you. On the food.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
I think I thought about this last.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Year as well.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
I am the same way.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I just don't trust where the food has been, if
it's been prepared correctly, if the.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Dishes are clean, if there's a cat jumping up on
the table.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
You just never know.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Although I do enjoy the gathering spirit of things like that,
But as far as like poplar food goes no, thank
you anyway, you have a great day, love y'all.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
That is true about the cut thing.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Let's see hot.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
Eg hey less here.
Speaker 8 (35:18):
I don't know if Ryan has influenced Russ that much
or Russ just uh turned into Ryan with his Daisy's
Donkey Show comment. That's a little bit out there for us.
Good job, proud to good work.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
I'm a crazier man.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
You are crazy.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
You know that in Mexico is only the horse show,
not a donkey one hot, thank you, one man.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
The variety swings of estrogen on this program never ceases
to amaze me. So yesterday we have Amber and Riley
and goofy theories and conspiracies and knock not jokes and
dad jokes, and today we have donkey shows, strap ons
(36:05):
and fur less dancers.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Love it.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
We cover all the bases, sir. That's what we do.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Covering all that's I become number one.
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Speaker 5 (37:00):
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Speaker 6 (37:19):
Happy Birthday, Mom, I love you. I'm gonna come take
you to lunch now, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Coming up next is the News Junkie. After that it's
a Jim Coffer Show.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
We're back tomorrow for a Friday edition of The Monsters
from Angel, Daisy Deltour and Ryan Holmes.
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