October 6, 2025 • 38 mins
MONDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness battles with a bot customer service agent. It's the sum of all parts. Taylor writes a risque song. Ryan's reckless theory. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Hey, if you're watching television this afternoon around four o'clock,
I will be on the four oh seven at four
on Fox thirty five.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
They enjoy me being there. It's very nice with this.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'm I'm there on Mondays and Thursdays on Fox thirty
five at four o'clock. It's called the four oh seven
and it's cool. It's a lot of fun. Marleice is
very nice, been very nice to me there. Oh tomorrow
on the show, Henry Winkler will be on with us
The Fawns. Oh hell yeah, yeah, man, he's awesome. That
(00:39):
guy has done so many things. Man, Henry Winkler will
be with us tomorrow on the Monsters in the morning,
I am Russ Roylands along with Angel Rivera. And now
it's time for the King of Denmark. Ron Holmes will
make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Hanging at that mark brought to you by that mortgage guy.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Done from that mortgage guy down dot com. But more
on that later.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I hate that I can only talk to bots, now,
what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Like, if I'm dealing with a company, I can only
get their weird support system that I know as a botte.
That drives me absolutely.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I want to talk to a real person.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Talk to a real person that has real feelings and
understands how I feel, because a robot does not understand
the complexities and the nuance that is my life.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Hey, you're sort of robot like though.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
But sometimes I do like it.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I had a problem with the hard rock app recently,
and I talked to the robot. The robot fixed all
my problems. I was like, good job, robot. But over
the weekend I had to argue back and forth with
a robot. It drove me crazy because the robot doesn't
understand this.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Okay, and here's my argument.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What does the robot not?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I got uber.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I got uber each yesterday because I was because I
me and my wife we had it was our first
day off in like three weeks where we weren't like
like on a vacation, going or doing something.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Sunday was just like we had nothing to do.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
That feels good.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
It feels so good.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I'm like, and I told my wife, I'm like, we
are not leaving the house today, We're not answering phone calls,
we're not doing anything. Just me and you girl, and
we're gonna watch season nine I Love Is Blind and
hang out and have a good time. So I didn't
want her to cook or anything either, and she's a
great cook. But I was like, let's just let's just
order pizza for dinner, honey, you know which.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I love a good excuse to just go at pizza.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Uh, I had, I haven't had pizza in the months.
So margument is this. I ordered a pizza, ham and
pineapple of course, caramelized onions and halapeno pizza whatever. Whatever, Okay,
like you don't you can. You can hate on my
choices all you want, but I will say this.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So the pizza came and the same thing. No, she
got her own. We would yeah, got this.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
This is for me, This is my thing, and and
each one of those toppings combined make for me, and
I know not for a lot of people, the perfect pizza.
But you need all three of those, all four of
those topics.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well were they again?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Caramelized onions, caramelized onions, pineapple, and hallopenion.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Do you double up on the opinion.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yes, The halapeno, I would argue, is the most important part.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
I would agree, because it cancels out the pineapple.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Nothing like a spicy pineapple, Hey, spicy pine napp So
the pizza comes, her pizza comes. We opened the box.
Her pizza is great. Everything that she wanted she got
on hers.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I opened mine up.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Only three out of four ingredients are on it. Oh no,
it is missing the halopenas.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Okay, yeah, that's a problem.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
So I contact the app.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
You know, I used that. I used the thing, and
I say like, hey, I didn't get what I want to.
Here's a picture of it. There's no halopenos on it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Here's a picture of it.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
You have to send a picture.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, do you really?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, you had to send a picture. So it's it
goes okay, no problem. Here's two dollars because the topic
is two dollars. Here's two dollars back.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, No, My argument is that runs the whole pizza.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It ruins the whole pizza more than you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I want a whole pizza.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yes, I you know what I rarely do.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
I agree with you. I agree with you today. No,
the merits of your argument, I agree with you. I'm
not going to hear I'm not going to argue with
you about what you got on your pizza. But I
agree with you. And then the most frustrating thing is
because I had a similar issue with a wing place
through that app months ago and when there and their
(05:15):
response was okay, well here's here's a parcel of the order.
And I'm like, this doesn't make me whole?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yes, yeah it does.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Not.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
That two dollars is insulting.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It really, it's almost like an insult.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
And we're talking like, so I'll give the place the
shout out because the place did fine. I get it.
Mistakes happened. You missed a topping, but it's Lazymon pizza.
And I love Lazy Moon because you get one big
ass slice. But if that slice that I ordered very
specific order comes, it's not that now I don't want
this reverse.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
You get just one slice.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You got to see the slice slice is as big
as my body, the size of my Torso, oh I'm
down with that. Yeah, dude, it's awesome. You ever get
a chance to check out Lazy Moon. They're not a
sponsor anything, but I love them. So I get that
accident's happen, and that's what I'm trying to relate to
the robot. I'm saying to the robot, like, well, one
topping not being on here makes it a completely different
(06:09):
meal than I would not order.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
So how does this conversation go with the robot?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Well, then at a certain point, I'm trying to explain
spaghetti to it because I'm like, if I ordered spaghetti
and you gave it to me without the tomato sauce.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Ache spaghetti exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, And I'm going back and forth with these like
nuanced arguments with their AI and it's just not getting it.
It's like, well, and then it kept shutting down my chat.
It's like, we've already refunded you. We've already refunded you.
So I have to start like fifteen chats with Uber
to get the full and the slice is sixteen dollars.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
It's not like I paid a dollar fifty.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay, how much?
Speaker 7 (06:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
What would be acceptable for you?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Full refund a sixteen?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Because now I've gone through my wife is now eating
I don't want to eat the pea. The whole point
is I really like the halopenios. Again, I would argue
the jalapenos are the most important ingredient. It's like, if
you got a pepper on a pizza and it just
showed up cheese, would you even want it now?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
By the way, I agreed with you on ten six
at ten oh six.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Ooh, that's weird.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It's just funny to have to like argue with these
like these robots of like a very nuanced point.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Okay, so but you know I'm not knocking Lazy Moon.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Let me ask you a question then, So at this
point then you know you're not getting what you want.
Did you, at any point did you call Lazy Moon?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
No, because you can't because it's Uber's problem. At that point,
you know, like they're the ones that facilitate everything, Like yeah,
I could, like I'm a dog, could have gotten my
car drove over a Lazy Moon and be like this
is what happened. I'm sure they would have been like,
oh my bad, here's another pizza.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
How closest Lazy muon to us?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Very close?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So do you but you ate the pizza?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I ate the pizza, but grudgingly.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
So that's what the reason I asked that, Ryano, because
the other people are texting and asking. So when you
get into these kind of going back and forth with
these apps, at some point there's no option to speak
with a human no, So.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Even I think eventually by the fifteenth time and me
kicking it down the line, I think an actual human
got back to me. So I eventually did get refunded
by Uber this morning, but I've been fighting with them.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Up until about nine o'clock this morning. Really okay, so.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Just have a number?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Why?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Like why am I old man yelling a cloud every day?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
But just like why is there just not a number?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I can talk to a person who understands people things,
but I imagine they would just be swamped all day
long on top of the scammers trying to scam them.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
But that's what I'm saying. There's got to be a
point there with all of these, right, all right, So
this is our AI customer service app whatever whatever. And
let's say after you know, fifteen tries or ten tries,
then it kicks it to a different level where you're
at that point speaking with a human being. This order
happened yesterday, late afternoon, right, there should be no reason
(09:00):
why it takes till ten o'clock in the morning the
following day for you get a refund on something that
could be again easily. And that's the part with the
AI that doesn't pick up on it. It's a nuanced conversation.
It's a this is the what it is. I want
a full refund.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah, I don't know, it was it was. It was
a good weekend, though, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Three odd guys came in here on Friday and I
was like, you know what, I'm gonna check out your
new little spot over there in Longwood and it's nice.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
So I had some nice three like. It was kind
of beautiful weekend all around.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
But somebody's telling me that they just posted that their
Popka location is going to be closing on October thirty first.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I would not be surprised because when I brought up
a popka to him the other day, he's like, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
They didn't make the announcement with us, but there was
things in the work. Oh okay, well I wish you
would have told us.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
But yeah, yeah, I guess they posted reason twenty hours
ago that they're going to be shutting down on October
thirty first, will be the last day for three odd guests.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
While I was doing all my bitching about how ain't
nothing in a pop come in and he's like, yeah,
I know, about.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
To be one last thing.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He all but agreed with me what I was saying.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, it was like, I like the new Stanford location.
It's right there. Behind where the old Bay Ridge Sushi
was and next door to the new Bay Ridge Sushi.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Yeah, oh, I know exactly where you're at.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, And so we did that and then like you
went to Sanford, No, no Longwood Ronald Reagan area.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't know why I think Sanford.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Do you ever do you ever go back and watch
your wedding videos? Russ?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
No, I don't have a video.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
And the ones in the past. You never went back
and watched the video because that's what we did over
the weekend too, where we.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Could make a super cut of it about.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Put them all together. No, see, there's no video from Vegas.
There's no video from Maine. Uh there is.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
There is from the Do you want to be a
video of all of them?
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Though? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:00):
I know you If you could have a super cut
just that day, the wedding.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Day, that's it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It was beautiful, like look how love he is.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Every day Rush Russ woulds it and watch that, yeah
a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Every day you look at that he was in love.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I haven't watched it since we got married. And we
were eating LazyMan pizza and drinking drinks and we watched
the wedding video. But here's the thing best I gotta
I got a hand it to you. It did me
a favor. I lost my wedding video. It's on a
us B, the one I paid for. It's on a
USB somewhere. I don't know what happened to it. I
think it's lost and gone forever. So the only video
(11:41):
I have of my wedding is the one that you
took with your iPhone.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Oh so we sat there and watched it.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
How value I am again, I know, I gotta say
so thank you actually gave us because it's our wedding anniversary.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
A lot of it.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
You got a future in it. Man, I haven't seen
it in a while. It's so it was it was
so fun to check out.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
They said you did say Sandford. I thought you said Sanford.
Mistakenly you said Sam So did I.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Know it's not Sanford? It's Ryan Hart Road?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Or for god, what are you doing.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Ronald Reagan?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
There you go?
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, in in Longwood?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, I know we're talking about. That's a nice area.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah yeah, check it out. And if you want to
move to a nice area like that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Did we do anything in Sandford?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
This year.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
No, we haven't done anything in Sandford and going off
of texta, we haven't done anything in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Since Oh that's right. So the last Tupfies event was
Godwin was show no January. We did do something in
January at Tuffies. We did the wrestling event the one
that Dale Torberg couldn't make because as dad passed away.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
We did that wrestling event at Tuppies. That was the
one thing we did in Sanford. Who won that one?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
That was.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Hollo j one.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
That's why I remember it. That was a good time.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Well, if you want to give a good time in
Sanford or anywhere and move there, talk to that mortgage
guy down and that mortgage guide don dot com. My
mom just gotta just gotta refie with him.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
She's told me. I saw over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
She's like, hey, I gotta I gotta. They wanna pull
equity out of the house. With that mortgage guy done.
I was like, good for you, mom. Uh so he
will take care of you like you are my mother.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Wait a minute, who.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
That mortgage guy done? Don't miss the POKEM. Parry quote.
With that mortgage guy done, and so it shall be.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
We got Weiener talk when we come back.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the March of the Hornet.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, a couple of dozen tickets left on the second
bus of the Monster brew Bus. First bus sold out,
other ones almost sold out. If you want to get
your tickets, go to Real Radio, dot FM, slash Brew.
As we get closer, we always add a bunch more stuff.
The the fear of missing out, man, you don't want
to mess out.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
There all kinds of cool stuff's gonna be happening. We're
doing four different breweries. Every brewery you go to, you're
gonna get. You're gonna get a flight of beers. Other
things are being added. On the first one of the
first stops, when we go to Wolf French Brewing, Savannah
Savino is gonna be performing live there at Puddle Jumpers.
It's The Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug we'll be performing there.
(14:19):
We've got all kinds of other cool things planned. Also,
you can dress up. It's gonna be October the twenty fifth,
so we're gonna do a costume contest. If you want
to participate, you can, If you don't, whatever, but it's
gonna be a great time. Get your tickets. There's only
a couple dozen left, and if you go to real Radio,
dot FM, slash Brew you can pick them up. We
want to think just call Mo m and Ce Fence, Jersey,
(14:41):
Mike's MCA Transportation and puddle Jumper. Puddle Jumper is great people.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Man.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
They treat us right when we go out there, and
that's gonna be like Angel, like you were saying, it's
gonna be a two story party, right, party at the
bottom party. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
They got the bar and everything in the restaurant downstairs,
and they also have a space upstairs. And it looks
like they're gonna take advantage of an idea I gave them.
So hopefully it all works out well, right right right?
Speaker 8 (15:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, so I said Wiener Talk and I was a kidding,
but this is new news related wa Wiener talk.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Now, a lot of people are probably up to here
with hearing about Taylor Swift's album because it is everywhere
whether they're talking about it all over the place. Uh,
did you guys know I only listened to like one
song from the album the other day because I knew
the album had dropped, and like, okay, let me hear
what it sounds like and it was her Sabrina Carpenter,
and it sounded like Taylor Swift, you know, telling a story,
singing a song, and you know whatever. And I don't
(15:28):
dislike Taylor Swift. I you know, I think she's very talented,
but it's just not my you know, not really my
my brand or my thing. But I like her and
I get her. Uh but uh, but in this album,
she's got a song and it's called Wood. And then
the song called Wood, it's a song about uh, Travis
(15:48):
Kelsey's penis that that's what the song is about. And
w O O D or w u l w u
o O D and it's about it's about it's about
his wiener. And they've got the lyrics and stuff here.
I won't read them to you because you know, I
don't whatever. We'll get in trouble by ourselves. But it's
(16:09):
all about, you know, the size, whether she wants the
size on some of the size of a rock, and
she knows the rock is on the way.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's all these metaphors about about his wiener. And so
her fans know that she's got a habit of giving
little clues about things. So they believe the Swifties think
that she's trying to tell everybody the size of his
wiener because the song would is thirty minutes long or
(16:42):
thirty seconds long, which is two hundred and thirty meters,
which is exactly nine inches.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
And then the song is number nine on the album,
so on the on the on the.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Internets, they're they're saying, oh, well, obviously that means it's
nine inches and the whole song is about his Uh.
She calls it magic wand of growth, which which is
odd I would think for a because Taylor Swift is
sort of clean, isn't she normally?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Like most of her music sort of you know, because
a lot of time it's a young girls, right, uh.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yeah, but she's also you know, a thirty five year
old woman.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Yeah, and her fan base has grown with her, and
her fan base is growing, so they could take they
could take that kind of those.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Kind of lyrics.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, I mean, like, of course like her.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
But yeah, her last few albums could you can make
a compelling argument they weren't the poppy kind of albums
that were designed for kids. Does she have a let's say,
a pop song here there on there?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (17:45):
But she's her sound has gotten more mature, or the production,
the people that she's bringing in to help her produce
these songs has gotten more mature. So I wouldn't say that,
you know, her last two albums would be like sugary,
saccharine kind of pop music.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah, this album's ass though. I listened to it, and
this comes from a guy who's like mildly a swifty,
But just because I really like a couple of her
albums a lot, I'm not gonna deny that. But I
liked it because her producer was Jack Antonov, who is
the guy from the band Fun and was the band
(18:23):
Bleachers and just a really talented guy. This one it
felt dated and I was like, Wow, what a weird,
like weird choices he's making. It turns out she didn't
work with that same guy for this album. She went
with Max Martin, the guy who basically produced every two
thousands pop song, and it sat like so it makes
this album feel dated. It feels like she rushed it
(18:43):
because it's only a year after her last album and
it's all about different showgirls.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
It's I get it.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
It's it's like the life of a showgirl, but like
there's a song called Elizabeth Taylor or something. I don't
know the name of it. She just screams Elizabeth Taylor
like fifteen times, knowing.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh really, yeah, the why did she throw in a
song called would?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I don't know, I look, I I don't think anybody
should ever talk about their significant others private parts in
in out loud in song like like, I'm sure my wife,
you know, thinks mine is just fine at it if
I don't want her to sing a song about it,
good or bad, especially not bad, but like like a
good song about my wiener would actually be worse and
(19:24):
far more embarrassing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Do you think that in the long run this is
going to be bad for Travis kelcey uh, you know,
as far as his popularity, because you know, just like
we said that a lot of us we feel like
the rock we've had enough rock?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Okay, we had enough rock.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Do you think we're people are gonna get to the
point where, like, hey, we have enough Taylor Swift and
and and Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
A song about your penis is enough? Dude? People already there?
Are they already there? If it's any If social media
is any indicator in our Texans, any indicator they're tired
of hearing those two names already.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, and uh and and as far as like her
showing up tonight in Jacksonville, chances are you saying that
that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
I wouldn't think so. No, there's no reports, So there's
no indication on the stuff that I look at that
she's going to be there. And again, I wouldn't imagine
that because she's promoting a new.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Offer and didn't didn't didn't you say that she did
something with the NFL said stopped showing me on camera.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
That's the speculation because she couldn't get the Super Bowl
halftime show like she wanted in the way that she
won't in so she's like, well, you're just not going
to show me at all.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
I'm not going to help you.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
If you're not gonna help me.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Confirmed firm allegations.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
This is Ryan. This is reckless seculation.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I hear something Ryan says and I go and tell
someone else like I knew it for a fact.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
This is Ryan. We we should probably come up with
some imaging when we jump into the reckless end of
the pool.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Ran Listen, listen, you know anything you hear on the monsters.
Probably isn't true.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Probably we probably need to put the disclaimer hourly.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Were more than likely made it up, but legit, Like
you're you're an ar artists, right I am? If you
if you if your if your wife suddenly came out
with a song about your wiener, would you enjoy it?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:07):
If it was about.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
You, would you would like it?
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Angel?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Angel is a smart man, regular man.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
If your girl came out with a song about your wiener.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Who says that there aren't out there already?
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
See yeah, see I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Actually would I've been in the situation with like friends
were like like a girl will start talking about her
husband's wiener and like how perfect it is or whatever
the conversation is, and it's just like shut up, like
you're making everybody uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
No one cares. That should just be for you, guys.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I mean, what's the name of the song about my wiener?
What's the name of the song.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
It's yeah, I had a really good joke there, little
red corvette.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
I like that?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Uh as you called us that a pimple? No, but
like okay, I don't like it the other way either.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
We're justin.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Bieber has a song about how delightfully tasty his wife is.
You know what I mean, yummy watermelon?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh no, sugar, sugar is just.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
About random, just random ladies.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
If you want to talk about random ladies ones like
watermelon sugar, that doesn't.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Bother me when you may get a specific person.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
It's about Hailey Bieber's downstairs and it's called yummy.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
He I don't want that, he said, Bieber. It really yeah.
It sounded like you said.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Hailey Baber's Baber and I don't want that. Like I think,
I think certain things should just be kept to yourselves
and couples and do that whole thing when like because
like when Daisy talks right, it doesn't bother me because
he's like, he's Daisies.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Random people. It's all in my hand. It could be
in amalgamation of what we.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Figured out though that she lies a lot.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Well, shoot that whole story about five hours.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Me my wife were talking about when we bend her down.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
She admitted she was lying. Russ on the show. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Me and my wife were talking about that because I
came home after hearing that and I'm like, honey, do
you want five hours?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
She's like, hell no, like like five hours every day
of the week. Sept Like it's that that seems like
a nightmare.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
There's a lot of chaffing.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I think it's something you love more than sex. There's
something you really really loved. Whatever it is, do you
want to do it five.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Hours a day every day? I don't want to do
this show for five hours a day. We do, we
do it, but we're powering true and I'm mostly thinking
about baseball.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
When you just said that, I just realized five hours
a day is what we do for this show.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And she said she did?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
She mean it to lion. Dude, I don't know what
we're doing here.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I don't remember her a minute, and you were sitting
right there. I don't listen to half the stuff y'all say.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Do you stop from getting cramps?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Well, she said gatorade?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Okay, that's I'm sure there.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Are people out there that's just exhaust that have done
it for five hours.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
I mean, you know everyone's done that, done that one
marathon session. And you were in your twenties, right, That's
what I'd say.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, Well I was next, but yeah, yeah, it was
a long long time ago.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
I don't know, like a couple of ecstasy pills, timpedia
li Right.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
That's the thing I never understood about Tantra and all
this karmaceutre stuff is like it's like a stupid you
try to like make it last longer for like five
for three to five hours.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
I want to do the class that makes it shorter.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, can we get to thirty seconds?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah? We're here for one reason. Why are we dragging
it out and making an exercise.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Cardio in? Bro?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Like I just imagine these poor and the poor guys
that think they can handle Daisy, because every guy does that.
We're all like, well, I agree, I do it, Bro,
I'm definitely doing it. And then it would come down
to it, you'd be tired, be winded.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Let me agree with Angel here.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I'm not gonna flat out call her a liar, but
I think that Daisy I had a thought.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Now she remembers one specific time when she was younger
in her marriages, and then she wants to use that
as that that's the standard, and there's no way that
and her move around. We know her athletic prouder.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I think she's all talk, because we've seen her at
other places and she talks a big game, but when
it comes down to it, she's.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Very very uh you know, I I don't know. I've
seen her assault my wife and a lifestyle.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
That shows drunk.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah, well that's ninety percent of the time.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Angel I saw her walking, you know when I saw
her at that same place afterwards, and she was intimidated. Yes,
she wasn't doing anything, Yeah she was maybe was all
that lay that whatever. It's like, all right, well if
that's the case, then it's on. And I saw you
back down.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Get on in there, girl, exactly. There's a whole there's
a whole, that whole room full of whatever. That was
the torture room. She didn't go in there.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
She I mean she dipped her toe in and they
walked right out.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
I'll give her that.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
But then she had the chance to hook up that
lady one time, and she backed she backed out. Yeah,
maybe she is all talk del Toro, all talk talk.
That's what we're gonna cot to get some hookers in
here one day and surprise you fake yeah and just
be like do it, daisy, there you see what you got. Yeah,
let's get some baby oil. See what happens now we're
(26:12):
did now, we're did Now we're diddy. Damn it so easy.
Maybe that's what happened to him too.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Nobody wants to be diddy.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Nobody wants to be If you want to leave.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Us a message or a hot take right now, you
can just if you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, you're
going to see that microphone. You click on it and
you could uh and you could just leave us a
message and we might play him here in a second. Also,
the grand in your hand thing is still going on.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Yeah, dude, Well, I don't know why why we're dropping
the ball there, but we usually promote the hell out
of it. But the next one's coming up here at
the top of the hour.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, I know, the thrill is gone. I mean, you know,
you guys win money.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
You never think us. You know, you know, what are
we doing?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Do we get out of this?
Speaker 6 (26:49):
We want them to listen to win money with us? Yeah,
we got the holidays coming up, we got Christmas coming up.
Who couldn't use a thousand dollars in their hand? What's
the keyword? What's coming up at the top of the
our there's one right now. Well, hold on, grand?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Was it nine?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Here's a hot take. We should get credit for the
eleven o'clock keyword?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
We do, No, we don't.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
News junkie gets it.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Oh whatever, dude, you're getting now, you're getting stuck in
the wrong fing.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I'm gonna I'm starting a new radio war word.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Not a word with you. Nine o'clock keyword was grand? Well, yeah,
that was nine o'clock. Yeah, but ten o'clock that's coming out.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
There's a lot.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
It's ten thirty five.
Speaker 9 (27:26):
Oh you want the ten o'clock word? Yeah, I've been
what time it is? You don't know what time it is?
It's ditty time. Then the keyword diddy seven.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Ten o'clock keyword is credit.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Credit. All right, there you go, credit, send credit to
the website.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Webs the website, you type, cross all this.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
We haven't gotten one yet.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
He's upset about it, don't.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
We crushed the last rom No, but no one's doing
it one now, And I'm like, yo, y'all ain't gonna try.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
It's only two winners. We've only been doing it for
a few days.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Y'all need to get on it.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Credit, it's the word credit.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
It's a small world.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
It's a song.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
That's the song for your wiener.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
See, I gave you a beach ball. It took you
ten minutes to come over with a joke. That's shameful.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I'm tired, are you?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
I don't know he had a pizza as bec as
his torso that I had a pizza and.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Then I drank hot wine all day yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
So what we hold?
Speaker 6 (28:21):
I'm hungry, right, that's what am I? What'd you do
with that snice? Well, all of a sudden done you
cut your money?
Speaker 10 (28:25):
But I ate it?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Okay, but I didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
I'm sure lots I mean lots of things I didn't like.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
You eat a lot of things you don't like. All right,
take a break, we'll play your hot takes.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Let me come back.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
You're listening to the March of the morning.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Alright, Let's look ahead today on real Radio on the
Jim Culbert Show. And it's Monday. My favorite person, Friendly
Ray Trendley will be on from tk law at six
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Speaker 1 (29:00):
Come Ray Trent used to text me during Miami Dolphin Games.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Not anymore. It's too said, too serious.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
They're too bad now they're terrible.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah they're one and four stinky, stinky.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
I still thinks they got a shot.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Hey, five years ago, on this day, five years ago
is the day that Eddie van Halen passed away. Angel
agree or disagree. Van Halen and Van Hagar are basically
two different bands. Yea, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, like they could.
You know, I can be in the mood to listen
(29:38):
to Van Halen David Lee Roth and then and I
don't want to hear van Hagar. But then sometimes I'm like,
I want to hear van Hagar, you know, the Sammy
Hagar thing. It's just it's just two different feels, two
different things, two different bands.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
And nobody ever wants to hear Van Halen three though.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
No, that was with uh just no no, what was
his name? H Krabi Krabbi, John Karabbi. I think, oh no, no, no, no, no,
that was.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
That's a good one. That's a that's Moley Crew though,
that's I like that album again, I'm one of the
Ferry Gary, but I never even heard that one. What
was the name of the band that he was in though,
because he was in there with the now No Beton
Court was the guitarist Extreme Extreme, that's it is? So
is that bad? And one? Gary Sharon? I have no
idea have I don't think I've ever even heard a single.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Off of that song right here, right now, come on now.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
And that was from four year four Unlawful Carnal Knowledge album,
that's right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Uh anyway, man, I can't believe Eddie Eddie van Alain
has been going five years.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
That's hard to believe.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Damn dude. I remember when that like, it was one
of those weird mornings when all when it happened, Russ,
I don't know if you recall that. It so the
news breaks and then we did the rejoin and it
just the rejoined just fit perfectly. Morning. It was weird.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, anyway, do we have any hot takes and messages,
mister Holmes, We do.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go to the iHeartRadio app. You can use the talkback function.
And uh, after you said this is the number one
preset and here stuff on the monsters after this little jingle.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
It's dity, you know, what I'm taking back Diddy?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Find your take back Diddy. Yeah, Dinny's ours now.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
It's our d word.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Oh man, uh, let's see a lot of people mad
at Rus.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Oh good. I like to create an emotion one or
the other.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (31:35):
I don't know how I di'n do anything, but what
hot day Warrian Monsters angel like you. I'm a big
Pittsburgh Steeler fan. Remember a couple of years ago during
the COVID year when Pittsburgh started like twelve thirteen and oh,
and then Rust came out and said, you know what,
I'm gonna root for Pittsburgh because you're a Stealer fan.
What happened lost every game to finish the season. You
have said you're a Yankee fan over the weekend rooting
(31:57):
for the Yankees and they got their butts kicked. Your
buddy is a Bills fan.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Same thing.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
The Bill's lost yesterday.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Russ, we love you, but you gotta stop putting support
by team's not really a fan of There you.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Go, listen.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I got my Yankees hat on today, I'm gonna wear
it tomorrow and then and I'm telling you put two
thousand dollars on the Yankees they're gonna win the next game.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
And I know we got a twenty dollars bet.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Let's up it on two thousand. Yeah, so hot egg.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Please please please please put us to go for the.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Jays. Please please don't take the hat off. I'm hat.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I got my Yankees hat on today.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
I hear people there were a lot of people that
campaigning wanted you to be fans of other teams.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
This makes Bradshaw happy.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
I'm wearing it. No, he's he likes the support of
his team. That's I was saying the same b that
you were. Yeah, I hear what I want to hear.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Angel Oh boy, we know hotte Ryan.
Speaker 10 (33:05):
When it comes to the pizza, the some of the
parts are greater than the whole. And that's what I
would tell your pizza people.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
I tried.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
And let's say you paid with cash and you're like, eh, no,
you're gonna give me a two dollars refund. Just give
me that twenty dollars bill back, and I'm just gonna
rip like a quarter of it off, and good luck
getting your face value on that twenty dollars bill. Now
with a substantial part of it gone.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Percent agree of pizza missing a topping might as well
be not the not in a different complete thing.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Hote, I agree with you.
Speaker 8 (33:40):
Hey, a hot take pizza buy its nature is an
Italian dish.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I could see the.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
Ham on it, caramelized onions, but pineapple and jalapenos. The
reason it probably wasn't on there is because it probably
has any self respecting piece to a restaurant didn't have
jalapeno toppings as an option.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
You freak good, weirdo.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
I'm not weirdo, and they have the topics they list
them on there. If they didn't have the toppings, I
want to go to that pizza place. Let's see Hot
take boom.
Speaker 11 (34:21):
Artificial intelligence will never be able to duplicate what the
human element can do with ceramic tile. Ah, it's too custom,
there's too many movable parts. And with a modern format,
you can name your price today. So if you have
a skeleton, set of.
Speaker 12 (34:38):
Tools and three wheels on your van, you can go
anywhere in the state of Florida and make money, and
a substantial amount. I might add, if you are licensed
and inshored and have a builder, you can make a
lot of money.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
You're welcome Hell.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Yeah, take some lessons from hell.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah, I'll get in the ceramic tile game right now.
Let's see hot take people mad at people on bikes.
Speaker 13 (35:01):
Dude, good morning, one says in the morning. We are
not upset because of the petition going on the crosswalk,
but we're upset. It's the way to do it. It's
a vehicles already in the crosswalk. Don't just step out
in front of it expecting us to just slamming up
brakes and woo, you can go because you're and a crosswo. No,
if we already in the crosswalk, wait until after we
(35:23):
have passed to then enter, not at the same time
we're in it too, then jumping front because you're in
the crosswalklets bs.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Yeah, these car drivers are mad and they forget that
when they're not in the car, they're pedestrians, right, I
don't know. Uh, Like I'm taking my life in my
own hands every time I step on a crosswalk because
I'm acting like everybody knows the rules. This actually happens
to me at the winter Park Farmers Market because it's
right next to a four way stop for the crosswalk.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
On two of those two.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Those they should paint the crosswalks like a rainbow color,
so we all be there.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
I'll get that.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
I'll run that up there to the governors. Uh, and
we got time for a couple of minutes solve problems.
That's all I'm doing. Hot take again.
Speaker 13 (36:09):
In resulted people not wanted to walk the stuff. Yeah,
that's just a damn excuse, because I have waitness people
just being John right, lady. Even in the parking lot,
you know, people hold up the traffic forever just so
they can't get a parking that I hate, right in
front of the damn store so they don't have to
freaking walk to the park instead of parking away or
(36:31):
wherever they can get a parking, they'll hold up traffic.
Said it can get a parking in front the damn
store to the wrong house.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
I'm straightened up or walking right the rest of the
day today.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
I do hate those morons that will sit in there.
There's plenty of parking spots. They are a little further away,
and they'll sit there for what would take longer to
walk to the store if you would already already be
in the store, if you park far away there.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
But they stay next to the spot.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I'll just park way out and walk because I figure
I need to walk.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yeah, Or if you're a guy for some reason, you
always have to back in park.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
That out of my face. Hey, back park is actually
more efficient and a better way to park.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
We found the guy.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
I'm that guy. Go look at my car in the
parking lot right now.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
If you want to get monster merch, it's right now available.
Go to real Radio Monsters dot com. That's real Radio
Mosters dot com. The whole page of it thanks to
promos for you. I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to them
today about getting girls T shirts. I know the all
the ladies keep saying, well, how come we don't have
any girl shirts. We're gonna ask him about that today.
I get some baby baby teas, all right, that's what
they like. They got what the hell's angel listening to shirts?
(37:35):
Big dumb shirts. You got the russom bow and dirty
gym shirts from the old school MWO shirts. Sure that
stuff is available at a real radiomasters dot com. Next
week we're gonna be out at Dayton Oharney Davidson.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
It's the first day of Fight Toberfest.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
We'll be there from six to eleven for a live show,
so you can join us, and you've got today. The
next couple of days, you can make your scarecrow and
drop it off in Mountain Dora and be a part
of the pread of Scarecrows and promote your business or
whatever organization you have, and it'll be a fun thing
to do for the whole family. Make a scarecrow. I
made mine and I'll be dropping it off on Wednesday.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
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Speaker 4 (38:16):
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at Ryan Holmes Comedy.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
All right, say tuned for the news, honkey, right after
the monsters been at three o'clock. It's the Jim Cover Show.
We're back tomorrow for a Tuesday edition to do our
thing from Angel and Ryan.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Hey, the leading this mess up, Mayor man Russ hold
on watch to rockberlerse Hey, guys, thank you so much
for listening. We ain't gotta go home. We gotta get
the hell up out of here and swirls
Hey, if you're watching television this afternoon around four o'clock,
I will be on the four oh seven at four
on Fox thirty five.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
They enjoy me being there. It's very nice with this.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'm I'm there on Mondays and Thursdays on Fox thirty
five at four o'clock. It's called the four oh seven
and it's cool. It's a lot of fun. Marleice is
very nice, been very nice to me there. Oh tomorrow
on the show, Henry Winkler will be on with us
The Fawns. Oh hell yeah, yeah, man, he's awesome. That
(00:39):
guy has done so many things. Man, Henry Winkler will
be with us tomorrow on the Monsters in the morning,
I am Russ Roylands along with Angel Rivera. And now
it's time for the King of Denmark. Ron Holmes will
make his daily proclamation.
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Speaker 5 (01:35):
I hate that I can only talk to bots, now,
what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Like, if I'm dealing with a company, I can only
get their weird support system that I know as a botte.
That drives me absolutely.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I want to talk to a real person.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Talk to a real person that has real feelings and
understands how I feel, because a robot does not understand
the complexities and the nuance that is my life.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Hey, you're sort of robot like though.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
But sometimes I do like it.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I had a problem with the hard rock app recently,
and I talked to the robot. The robot fixed all
my problems. I was like, good job, robot. But over
the weekend I had to argue back and forth with
a robot. It drove me crazy because the robot doesn't
understand this.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Okay, and here's my argument.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What does the robot not?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I got uber.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I got uber each yesterday because I was because I
me and my wife we had it was our first
day off in like three weeks where we weren't like
like on a vacation, going or doing something.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Sunday was just like we had nothing to do.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
That feels good.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
It feels so good.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I'm like, and I told my wife, I'm like, we
are not leaving the house today, We're not answering phone calls,
we're not doing anything. Just me and you girl, and
we're gonna watch season nine I Love Is Blind and
hang out and have a good time. So I didn't
want her to cook or anything either, and she's a
great cook. But I was like, let's just let's just
order pizza for dinner, honey, you know which.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I love a good excuse to just go at pizza.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Uh, I had, I haven't had pizza in the months.
So margument is this. I ordered a pizza, ham and
pineapple of course, caramelized onions and halapeno pizza whatever. Whatever, Okay,
like you don't you can. You can hate on my
choices all you want, but I will say this.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So the pizza came and the same thing. No, she
got her own. We would yeah, got this.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
This is for me, This is my thing, and and
each one of those toppings combined make for me, and
I know not for a lot of people, the perfect pizza.
But you need all three of those, all four of
those topics.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well were they again?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Caramelized onions, caramelized onions, pineapple, and hallopenion.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Do you double up on the opinion.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yes, The halapeno, I would argue, is the most important part.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
I would agree, because it cancels out the pineapple.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Nothing like a spicy pineapple, Hey, spicy pine napp So
the pizza comes, her pizza comes. We opened the box.
Her pizza is great. Everything that she wanted she got
on hers.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I opened mine up.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Only three out of four ingredients are on it. Oh no,
it is missing the halopenas.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Okay, yeah, that's a problem.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
So I contact the app.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
You know, I used that. I used the thing, and
I say like, hey, I didn't get what I want to.
Here's a picture of it. There's no halopenos on it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Here's a picture of it.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
You have to send a picture.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, do you really?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, you had to send a picture. So it's it
goes okay, no problem. Here's two dollars because the topic
is two dollars. Here's two dollars back.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, No, My argument is that runs the whole pizza.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It ruins the whole pizza more than you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I want a whole pizza.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yes, I you know what I rarely do.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
I agree with you. I agree with you today. No,
the merits of your argument, I agree with you. I'm
not going to hear I'm not going to argue with
you about what you got on your pizza. But I
agree with you. And then the most frustrating thing is
because I had a similar issue with a wing place
through that app months ago and when there and their
(05:15):
response was okay, well here's here's a parcel of the order.
And I'm like, this doesn't make me whole?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yes, yeah it does.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Not.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
That two dollars is insulting.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It really, it's almost like an insult.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
And we're talking like, so I'll give the place the
shout out because the place did fine. I get it.
Mistakes happened. You missed a topping, but it's Lazymon pizza.
And I love Lazy Moon because you get one big
ass slice. But if that slice that I ordered very
specific order comes, it's not that now I don't want
this reverse.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
You get just one slice.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You got to see the slice slice is as big
as my body, the size of my Torso, oh I'm
down with that. Yeah, dude, it's awesome. You ever get
a chance to check out Lazy Moon. They're not a
sponsor anything, but I love them. So I get that
accident's happen, and that's what I'm trying to relate to
the robot. I'm saying to the robot, like, well, one
topping not being on here makes it a completely different
(06:09):
meal than I would not order.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
So how does this conversation go with the robot?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Well, then at a certain point, I'm trying to explain
spaghetti to it because I'm like, if I ordered spaghetti
and you gave it to me without the tomato sauce.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Ache spaghetti exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, And I'm going back and forth with these like
nuanced arguments with their AI and it's just not getting it.
It's like, well, and then it kept shutting down my chat.
It's like, we've already refunded you. We've already refunded you.
So I have to start like fifteen chats with Uber
to get the full and the slice is sixteen dollars.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
It's not like I paid a dollar fifty.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay, how much?
Speaker 7 (06:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
What would be acceptable for you?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Full refund a sixteen?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Because now I've gone through my wife is now eating
I don't want to eat the pea. The whole point
is I really like the halopenios. Again, I would argue
the jalapenos are the most important ingredient. It's like, if
you got a pepper on a pizza and it just
showed up cheese, would you even want it now?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
By the way, I agreed with you on ten six
at ten oh six.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Ooh, that's weird.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It's just funny to have to like argue with these
like these robots of like a very nuanced point.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Okay, so but you know I'm not knocking Lazy Moon.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Let me ask you a question then, So at this
point then you know you're not getting what you want.
Did you, at any point did you call Lazy Moon?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
No, because you can't because it's Uber's problem. At that point,
you know, like they're the ones that facilitate everything, Like yeah,
I could, like I'm a dog, could have gotten my
car drove over a Lazy Moon and be like this
is what happened. I'm sure they would have been like,
oh my bad, here's another pizza.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
How closest Lazy muon to us?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Very close?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So do you but you ate the pizza?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I ate the pizza, but grudgingly.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
So that's what the reason I asked that, Ryano, because
the other people are texting and asking. So when you
get into these kind of going back and forth with
these apps, at some point there's no option to speak
with a human no, So.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Even I think eventually by the fifteenth time and me
kicking it down the line, I think an actual human
got back to me. So I eventually did get refunded
by Uber this morning, but I've been fighting with them.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Up until about nine o'clock this morning. Really okay, so.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Just have a number?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Why?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Like why am I old man yelling a cloud every day?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
But just like why is there just not a number?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I can talk to a person who understands people things,
but I imagine they would just be swamped all day
long on top of the scammers trying to scam them.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
But that's what I'm saying. There's got to be a
point there with all of these, right, all right, So
this is our AI customer service app whatever whatever. And
let's say after you know, fifteen tries or ten tries,
then it kicks it to a different level where you're
at that point speaking with a human being. This order
happened yesterday, late afternoon, right, there should be no reason
(09:00):
why it takes till ten o'clock in the morning the
following day for you get a refund on something that
could be again easily. And that's the part with the
AI that doesn't pick up on it. It's a nuanced conversation.
It's a this is the what it is. I want
a full refund.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah, I don't know, it was it was. It was
a good weekend, though, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Three odd guys came in here on Friday and I
was like, you know what, I'm gonna check out your
new little spot over there in Longwood and it's nice.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
So I had some nice three like. It was kind
of beautiful weekend all around.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
But somebody's telling me that they just posted that their
Popka location is going to be closing on October thirty first.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I would not be surprised because when I brought up
a popka to him the other day, he's like, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
They didn't make the announcement with us, but there was
things in the work. Oh okay, well I wish you
would have told us.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
But yeah, yeah, I guess they posted reason twenty hours
ago that they're going to be shutting down on October
thirty first, will be the last day for three odd guests.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
While I was doing all my bitching about how ain't
nothing in a pop come in and he's like, yeah,
I know, about.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
To be one last thing.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He all but agreed with me what I was saying.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, it was like, I like the new Stanford location.
It's right there. Behind where the old Bay Ridge Sushi
was and next door to the new Bay Ridge Sushi.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Yeah, oh, I know exactly where you're at.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, And so we did that and then like you
went to Sanford, No, no Longwood Ronald Reagan area.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't know why I think Sanford.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Do you ever do you ever go back and watch
your wedding videos? Russ?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
No, I don't have a video.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
And the ones in the past. You never went back
and watched the video because that's what we did over
the weekend too, where we.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Could make a super cut of it about.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Put them all together. No, see, there's no video from Vegas.
There's no video from Maine. Uh there is.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
There is from the Do you want to be a
video of all of them?
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Though? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:00):
I know you If you could have a super cut
just that day, the wedding.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Day, that's it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It was beautiful, like look how love he is.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Every day Rush Russ woulds it and watch that, yeah
a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Every day you look at that he was in love.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I haven't watched it since we got married. And we
were eating LazyMan pizza and drinking drinks and we watched
the wedding video. But here's the thing best I gotta
I got a hand it to you. It did me
a favor. I lost my wedding video. It's on a
us B, the one I paid for. It's on a
USB somewhere. I don't know what happened to it. I
think it's lost and gone forever. So the only video
(11:41):
I have of my wedding is the one that you
took with your iPhone.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Oh so we sat there and watched it.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
How value I am again, I know, I gotta say
so thank you actually gave us because it's our wedding anniversary.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
A lot of it.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
You got a future in it. Man, I haven't seen
it in a while. It's so it was it was
so fun to check out.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
They said you did say Sandford. I thought you said Sanford.
Mistakenly you said Sam So did I.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Know it's not Sanford? It's Ryan Hart Road?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Or for god, what are you doing.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Ronald Reagan?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
There you go?
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, in in Longwood?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, I know we're talking about. That's a nice area.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah yeah, check it out. And if you want to
move to a nice area like that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Did we do anything in Sandford?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
This year.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
No, we haven't done anything in Sandford and going off
of texta, we haven't done anything in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Since Oh that's right. So the last Tupfies event was
Godwin was show no January. We did do something in
January at Tuffies. We did the wrestling event the one
that Dale Torberg couldn't make because as dad passed away.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
We did that wrestling event at Tuppies. That was the
one thing we did in Sanford. Who won that one?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
That was.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Hollo j one.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
That's why I remember it. That was a good time.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Well, if you want to give a good time in
Sanford or anywhere and move there, talk to that mortgage
guy down and that mortgage guide don dot com. My
mom just gotta just gotta refie with him.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
She's told me. I saw over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
She's like, hey, I gotta I gotta. They wanna pull
equity out of the house. With that mortgage guy done.
I was like, good for you, mom. Uh so he
will take care of you like you are my mother.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Wait a minute, who.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
That mortgage guy done? Don't miss the POKEM. Parry quote.
With that mortgage guy done, and so it shall be.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
We got Weiener talk when we come back.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the March of the Hornet.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, a couple of dozen tickets left on the second
bus of the Monster brew Bus. First bus sold out,
other ones almost sold out. If you want to get
your tickets, go to Real Radio, dot FM, slash Brew.
As we get closer, we always add a bunch more stuff.
The the fear of missing out, man, you don't want
to mess out.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
There all kinds of cool stuff's gonna be happening. We're
doing four different breweries. Every brewery you go to, you're
gonna get. You're gonna get a flight of beers. Other
things are being added. On the first one of the
first stops, when we go to Wolf French Brewing, Savannah
Savino is gonna be performing live there at Puddle Jumpers.
It's The Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug we'll be performing there.
(14:19):
We've got all kinds of other cool things planned. Also,
you can dress up. It's gonna be October the twenty fifth,
so we're gonna do a costume contest. If you want
to participate, you can, If you don't, whatever, but it's
gonna be a great time. Get your tickets. There's only
a couple dozen left, and if you go to real Radio,
dot FM, slash Brew you can pick them up. We
want to think just call Mo m and Ce Fence, Jersey,
(14:41):
Mike's MCA Transportation and puddle Jumper. Puddle Jumper is great people.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Man.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
They treat us right when we go out there, and
that's gonna be like Angel, like you were saying, it's
gonna be a two story party, right, party at the
bottom party. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
They got the bar and everything in the restaurant downstairs,
and they also have a space upstairs. And it looks
like they're gonna take advantage of an idea I gave them.
So hopefully it all works out well, right right right?
Speaker 8 (15:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, so I said Wiener Talk and I was a kidding,
but this is new news related wa Wiener talk.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Now, a lot of people are probably up to here
with hearing about Taylor Swift's album because it is everywhere
whether they're talking about it all over the place. Uh,
did you guys know I only listened to like one
song from the album the other day because I knew
the album had dropped, and like, okay, let me hear
what it sounds like and it was her Sabrina Carpenter,
and it sounded like Taylor Swift, you know, telling a story,
singing a song, and you know whatever. And I don't
(15:28):
dislike Taylor Swift. I you know, I think she's very talented,
but it's just not my you know, not really my
my brand or my thing. But I like her and
I get her. Uh but uh, but in this album,
she's got a song and it's called Wood. And then
the song called Wood, it's a song about uh, Travis
(15:48):
Kelsey's penis that that's what the song is about. And
w O O D or w u l w u
o O D and it's about it's about it's about
his wiener. And they've got the lyrics and stuff here.
I won't read them to you because you know, I
don't whatever. We'll get in trouble by ourselves. But it's
(16:09):
all about, you know, the size, whether she wants the
size on some of the size of a rock, and
she knows the rock is on the way.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's all these metaphors about about his wiener. And so
her fans know that she's got a habit of giving
little clues about things. So they believe the Swifties think
that she's trying to tell everybody the size of his
wiener because the song would is thirty minutes long or
(16:42):
thirty seconds long, which is two hundred and thirty meters,
which is exactly nine inches.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
And then the song is number nine on the album,
so on the on the on the.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Internets, they're they're saying, oh, well, obviously that means it's
nine inches and the whole song is about his Uh.
She calls it magic wand of growth, which which is
odd I would think for a because Taylor Swift is
sort of clean, isn't she normally?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Like most of her music sort of you know, because
a lot of time it's a young girls, right, uh.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yeah, but she's also you know, a thirty five year
old woman.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Yeah, and her fan base has grown with her, and
her fan base is growing, so they could take they
could take that kind of those.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Kind of lyrics.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, I mean, like, of course like her.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
But yeah, her last few albums could you can make
a compelling argument they weren't the poppy kind of albums
that were designed for kids. Does she have a let's say,
a pop song here there on there?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (17:45):
But she's her sound has gotten more mature, or the production,
the people that she's bringing in to help her produce
these songs has gotten more mature. So I wouldn't say that,
you know, her last two albums would be like sugary,
saccharine kind of pop music.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah, this album's ass though. I listened to it, and
this comes from a guy who's like mildly a swifty,
But just because I really like a couple of her
albums a lot, I'm not gonna deny that. But I
liked it because her producer was Jack Antonov, who is
the guy from the band Fun and was the band
(18:23):
Bleachers and just a really talented guy. This one it
felt dated and I was like, Wow, what a weird,
like weird choices he's making. It turns out she didn't
work with that same guy for this album. She went
with Max Martin, the guy who basically produced every two
thousands pop song, and it sat like so it makes
this album feel dated. It feels like she rushed it
(18:43):
because it's only a year after her last album and
it's all about different showgirls.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
It's I get it.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
It's it's like the life of a showgirl, but like
there's a song called Elizabeth Taylor or something. I don't
know the name of it. She just screams Elizabeth Taylor
like fifteen times, knowing.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh really, yeah, the why did she throw in a
song called would?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I don't know, I look, I I don't think anybody
should ever talk about their significant others private parts in
in out loud in song like like, I'm sure my wife,
you know, thinks mine is just fine at it if
I don't want her to sing a song about it,
good or bad, especially not bad, but like like a
good song about my wiener would actually be worse and
(19:24):
far more embarrassing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Do you think that in the long run this is
going to be bad for Travis kelcey uh, you know,
as far as his popularity, because you know, just like
we said that a lot of us we feel like
the rock we've had enough rock?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Okay, we had enough rock.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Do you think we're people are gonna get to the
point where, like, hey, we have enough Taylor Swift and
and and Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
A song about your penis is enough? Dude? People already there?
Are they already there? If it's any If social media
is any indicator in our Texans, any indicator they're tired
of hearing those two names already.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, and uh and and as far as like her
showing up tonight in Jacksonville, chances are you saying that
that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
I wouldn't think so. No, there's no reports, So there's
no indication on the stuff that I look at that
she's going to be there. And again, I wouldn't imagine
that because she's promoting a new.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Offer and didn't didn't didn't you say that she did
something with the NFL said stopped showing me on camera.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
That's the speculation because she couldn't get the Super Bowl
halftime show like she wanted in the way that she
won't in so she's like, well, you're just not going
to show me at all.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
I'm not going to help you.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
If you're not gonna help me.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Confirmed firm allegations.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
This is Ryan. This is reckless seculation.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I hear something Ryan says and I go and tell
someone else like I knew it for a fact.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
This is Ryan. We we should probably come up with
some imaging when we jump into the reckless end of
the pool.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Ran Listen, listen, you know anything you hear on the monsters.
Probably isn't true.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Probably we probably need to put the disclaimer hourly.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Were more than likely made it up, but legit, Like
you're you're an ar artists, right I am? If you
if you if your if your wife suddenly came out
with a song about your wiener, would you enjoy it?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:07):
If it was about.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
You, would you would like it?
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Angel?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Angel is a smart man, regular man.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
If your girl came out with a song about your wiener.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Who says that there aren't out there already?
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
See yeah, see I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Actually would I've been in the situation with like friends
were like like a girl will start talking about her
husband's wiener and like how perfect it is or whatever
the conversation is, and it's just like shut up, like
you're making everybody uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
No one cares. That should just be for you, guys.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I mean, what's the name of the song about my wiener?
What's the name of the song.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
It's yeah, I had a really good joke there, little
red corvette.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
I like that?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Uh as you called us that a pimple? No, but
like okay, I don't like it the other way either.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
We're justin.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Bieber has a song about how delightfully tasty his wife is.
You know what I mean, yummy watermelon?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh no, sugar, sugar is just.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
About random, just random ladies.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
If you want to talk about random ladies ones like
watermelon sugar, that doesn't.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Bother me when you may get a specific person.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
It's about Hailey Bieber's downstairs and it's called yummy.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
He I don't want that, he said, Bieber. It really yeah.
It sounded like you said.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Hailey Baber's Baber and I don't want that. Like I think,
I think certain things should just be kept to yourselves
and couples and do that whole thing when like because
like when Daisy talks right, it doesn't bother me because
he's like, he's Daisies.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Random people. It's all in my hand. It could be
in amalgamation of what we.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Figured out though that she lies a lot.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Well, shoot that whole story about five hours.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Me my wife were talking about when we bend her down.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
She admitted she was lying. Russ on the show. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Me and my wife were talking about that because I
came home after hearing that and I'm like, honey, do
you want five hours?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
She's like, hell no, like like five hours every day
of the week. Sept Like it's that that seems like
a nightmare.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
There's a lot of chaffing.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I think it's something you love more than sex. There's
something you really really loved. Whatever it is, do you
want to do it five.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Hours a day every day? I don't want to do
this show for five hours a day. We do, we
do it, but we're powering true and I'm mostly thinking
about baseball.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
When you just said that, I just realized five hours
a day is what we do for this show.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And she said she did?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
She mean it to lion. Dude, I don't know what
we're doing here.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I don't remember her a minute, and you were sitting
right there. I don't listen to half the stuff y'all say.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Do you stop from getting cramps?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Well, she said gatorade?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Okay, that's I'm sure there.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Are people out there that's just exhaust that have done
it for five hours.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
I mean, you know everyone's done that, done that one
marathon session. And you were in your twenties, right, That's
what I'd say.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, Well I was next, but yeah, yeah, it was
a long long time ago.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
I don't know, like a couple of ecstasy pills, timpedia
li Right.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
That's the thing I never understood about Tantra and all
this karmaceutre stuff is like it's like a stupid you
try to like make it last longer for like five
for three to five hours.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
I want to do the class that makes it shorter.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, can we get to thirty seconds?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah? We're here for one reason. Why are we dragging
it out and making an exercise.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Cardio in? Bro?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Like I just imagine these poor and the poor guys
that think they can handle Daisy, because every guy does that.
We're all like, well, I agree, I do it, Bro,
I'm definitely doing it. And then it would come down
to it, you'd be tired, be winded.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Let me agree with Angel here.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I'm not gonna flat out call her a liar, but
I think that Daisy I had a thought.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Now she remembers one specific time when she was younger
in her marriages, and then she wants to use that
as that that's the standard, and there's no way that
and her move around. We know her athletic prouder.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I think she's all talk, because we've seen her at
other places and she talks a big game, but when
it comes down to it, she's.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Very very uh you know, I I don't know. I've
seen her assault my wife and a lifestyle.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
That shows drunk.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah, well that's ninety percent of the time.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Angel I saw her walking, you know when I saw
her at that same place afterwards, and she was intimidated. Yes,
she wasn't doing anything, Yeah she was maybe was all
that lay that whatever. It's like, all right, well if
that's the case, then it's on. And I saw you
back down.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Get on in there, girl, exactly. There's a whole there's
a whole, that whole room full of whatever. That was
the torture room. She didn't go in there.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
She I mean she dipped her toe in and they
walked right out.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
I'll give her that.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
But then she had the chance to hook up that
lady one time, and she backed she backed out. Yeah,
maybe she is all talk del Toro, all talk talk.
That's what we're gonna cot to get some hookers in
here one day and surprise you fake yeah and just
be like do it, daisy, there you see what you got. Yeah,
let's get some baby oil. See what happens now we're
(26:12):
did now, we're did Now we're diddy. Damn it so easy.
Maybe that's what happened to him too.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Nobody wants to be diddy.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Nobody wants to be If you want to leave.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Us a message or a hot take right now, you
can just if you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, you're
going to see that microphone. You click on it and
you could uh and you could just leave us a
message and we might play him here in a second. Also,
the grand in your hand thing is still going on.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Yeah, dude, Well, I don't know why why we're dropping
the ball there, but we usually promote the hell out
of it. But the next one's coming up here at
the top of the hour.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, I know, the thrill is gone. I mean, you know,
you guys win money.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
You never think us. You know, you know, what are
we doing?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Do we get out of this?
Speaker 6 (26:49):
We want them to listen to win money with us? Yeah,
we got the holidays coming up, we got Christmas coming up.
Who couldn't use a thousand dollars in their hand? What's
the keyword? What's coming up at the top of the
our there's one right now. Well, hold on, grand?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Was it nine?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Here's a hot take. We should get credit for the
eleven o'clock keyword?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
We do, No, we don't.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
News junkie gets it.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Oh whatever, dude, you're getting now, you're getting stuck in
the wrong fing.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I'm gonna I'm starting a new radio war word.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Not a word with you. Nine o'clock keyword was grand? Well, yeah,
that was nine o'clock. Yeah, but ten o'clock that's coming out.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
There's a lot.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
It's ten thirty five.
Speaker 9 (27:26):
Oh you want the ten o'clock word? Yeah, I've been
what time it is? You don't know what time it is?
It's ditty time. Then the keyword diddy seven.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Ten o'clock keyword is credit.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Credit. All right, there you go, credit, send credit to
the website.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Webs the website, you type, cross all this.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
We haven't gotten one yet.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
He's upset about it, don't.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
We crushed the last rom No, but no one's doing
it one now, And I'm like, yo, y'all ain't gonna try.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
It's only two winners. We've only been doing it for
a few days.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Y'all need to get on it.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Credit, it's the word credit.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
It's a small world.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
It's a song.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
That's the song for your wiener.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
See, I gave you a beach ball. It took you
ten minutes to come over with a joke. That's shameful.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I'm tired, are you?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
I don't know he had a pizza as bec as
his torso that I had a pizza and.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Then I drank hot wine all day yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
So what we hold?
Speaker 6 (28:21):
I'm hungry, right, that's what am I? What'd you do
with that snice? Well, all of a sudden done you
cut your money?
Speaker 10 (28:25):
But I ate it?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Okay, but I didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
I'm sure lots I mean lots of things I didn't like.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
You eat a lot of things you don't like. All right,
take a break, we'll play your hot takes.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Let me come back.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
You're listening to the March of the morning.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Alright, Let's look ahead today on real Radio on the
Jim Culbert Show. And it's Monday. My favorite person, Friendly
Ray Trendley will be on from tk law at six
point twenty. Also get sports updates with Brandon Kravitz. Check
it out and look ahead with the team at tk law.
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Speaker 1 (29:00):
Come Ray Trent used to text me during Miami Dolphin Games.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Not anymore. It's too said, too serious.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
They're too bad now they're terrible.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah they're one and four stinky, stinky.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
I still thinks they got a shot.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Hey, five years ago, on this day, five years ago
is the day that Eddie van Halen passed away. Angel
agree or disagree. Van Halen and Van Hagar are basically
two different bands. Yea, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, like they could.
You know, I can be in the mood to listen
(29:38):
to Van Halen David Lee Roth and then and I
don't want to hear van Hagar. But then sometimes I'm like,
I want to hear van Hagar, you know, the Sammy
Hagar thing. It's just it's just two different feels, two
different things, two different bands.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
And nobody ever wants to hear Van Halen three though.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
No, that was with uh just no no, what was
his name? H Krabi Krabbi, John Karabbi. I think, oh no, no, no, no, no,
that was.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
That's a good one. That's a that's Moley Crew though,
that's I like that album again, I'm one of the
Ferry Gary, but I never even heard that one. What
was the name of the band that he was in though,
because he was in there with the now No Beton
Court was the guitarist Extreme Extreme, that's it is? So
is that bad? And one? Gary Sharon? I have no
idea have I don't think I've ever even heard a single.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Off of that song right here, right now, come on now.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
And that was from four year four Unlawful Carnal Knowledge album,
that's right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Uh anyway, man, I can't believe Eddie Eddie van Alain
has been going five years.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
That's hard to believe.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Damn dude. I remember when that like, it was one
of those weird mornings when all when it happened, Russ,
I don't know if you recall that. It so the
news breaks and then we did the rejoin and it
just the rejoined just fit perfectly. Morning. It was weird.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, anyway, do we have any hot takes and messages,
mister Holmes, We do.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go to the iHeartRadio app. You can use the talkback function.
And uh, after you said this is the number one
preset and here stuff on the monsters after this little jingle.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
It's dity, you know, what I'm taking back Diddy?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Find your take back Diddy. Yeah, Dinny's ours now.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
It's our d word.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Oh man, uh, let's see a lot of people mad
at Rus.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Oh good. I like to create an emotion one or
the other.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (31:35):
I don't know how I di'n do anything, but what
hot day Warrian Monsters angel like you. I'm a big
Pittsburgh Steeler fan. Remember a couple of years ago during
the COVID year when Pittsburgh started like twelve thirteen and oh,
and then Rust came out and said, you know what,
I'm gonna root for Pittsburgh because you're a Stealer fan.
What happened lost every game to finish the season. You
have said you're a Yankee fan over the weekend rooting
(31:57):
for the Yankees and they got their butts kicked. Your
buddy is a Bills fan.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Same thing.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
The Bill's lost yesterday.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Russ, we love you, but you gotta stop putting support
by team's not really a fan of There you.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Go, listen.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I got my Yankees hat on today, I'm gonna wear
it tomorrow and then and I'm telling you put two
thousand dollars on the Yankees they're gonna win the next game.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
And I know we got a twenty dollars bet.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Let's up it on two thousand. Yeah, so hot egg.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Please please please please put us to go for the.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Jays. Please please don't take the hat off. I'm hat.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I got my Yankees hat on today.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
I hear people there were a lot of people that
campaigning wanted you to be fans of other teams.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
This makes Bradshaw happy.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
I'm wearing it. No, he's he likes the support of
his team. That's I was saying the same b that
you were. Yeah, I hear what I want to hear.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Angel Oh boy, we know hotte Ryan.
Speaker 10 (33:05):
When it comes to the pizza, the some of the
parts are greater than the whole. And that's what I
would tell your pizza people.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
I tried.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
And let's say you paid with cash and you're like, eh, no,
you're gonna give me a two dollars refund. Just give
me that twenty dollars bill back, and I'm just gonna
rip like a quarter of it off, and good luck
getting your face value on that twenty dollars bill. Now
with a substantial part of it gone.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Percent agree of pizza missing a topping might as well
be not the not in a different complete thing.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Hote, I agree with you.
Speaker 8 (33:40):
Hey, a hot take pizza buy its nature is an
Italian dish.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I could see the.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
Ham on it, caramelized onions, but pineapple and jalapenos. The
reason it probably wasn't on there is because it probably
has any self respecting piece to a restaurant didn't have
jalapeno toppings as an option.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
You freak good, weirdo.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
I'm not weirdo, and they have the topics they list
them on there. If they didn't have the toppings, I
want to go to that pizza place. Let's see Hot
take boom.
Speaker 11 (34:21):
Artificial intelligence will never be able to duplicate what the
human element can do with ceramic tile. Ah, it's too custom,
there's too many movable parts. And with a modern format,
you can name your price today. So if you have
a skeleton, set of.
Speaker 12 (34:38):
Tools and three wheels on your van, you can go
anywhere in the state of Florida and make money, and
a substantial amount. I might add, if you are licensed
and inshored and have a builder, you can make a
lot of money.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
You're welcome Hell.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Yeah, take some lessons from hell.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah, I'll get in the ceramic tile game right now.
Let's see hot take people mad at people on bikes.
Speaker 13 (35:01):
Dude, good morning, one says in the morning. We are
not upset because of the petition going on the crosswalk,
but we're upset. It's the way to do it. It's
a vehicles already in the crosswalk. Don't just step out
in front of it expecting us to just slamming up
brakes and woo, you can go because you're and a crosswo. No,
if we already in the crosswalk, wait until after we
(35:23):
have passed to then enter, not at the same time
we're in it too, then jumping front because you're in
the crosswalklets bs.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Yeah, these car drivers are mad and they forget that
when they're not in the car, they're pedestrians, right, I
don't know. Uh, Like I'm taking my life in my
own hands every time I step on a crosswalk because
I'm acting like everybody knows the rules. This actually happens
to me at the winter Park Farmers Market because it's
right next to a four way stop for the crosswalk.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
On two of those two.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Those they should paint the crosswalks like a rainbow color,
so we all be there.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
I'll get that.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
I'll run that up there to the governors. Uh, and
we got time for a couple of minutes solve problems.
That's all I'm doing. Hot take again.
Speaker 13 (36:09):
In resulted people not wanted to walk the stuff. Yeah,
that's just a damn excuse, because I have waitness people
just being John right, lady. Even in the parking lot,
you know, people hold up the traffic forever just so
they can't get a parking that I hate, right in
front of the damn store so they don't have to
freaking walk to the park instead of parking away or
(36:31):
wherever they can get a parking, they'll hold up traffic.
Said it can get a parking in front the damn
store to the wrong house.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
I'm straightened up or walking right the rest of the
day today.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
I do hate those morons that will sit in there.
There's plenty of parking spots. They are a little further away,
and they'll sit there for what would take longer to
walk to the store if you would already already be
in the store, if you park far away there.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
But they stay next to the spot.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I'll just park way out and walk because I figure
I need to walk.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yeah, Or if you're a guy for some reason, you
always have to back in park.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
That out of my face. Hey, back park is actually
more efficient and a better way to park.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
We found the guy.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
I'm that guy. Go look at my car in the
parking lot right now.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
If you want to get monster merch, it's right now available.
Go to real Radio Monsters dot com. That's real Radio
Mosters dot com. The whole page of it thanks to
promos for you. I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to them
today about getting girls T shirts. I know the all
the ladies keep saying, well, how come we don't have
any girl shirts. We're gonna ask him about that today.
I get some baby baby teas, all right, that's what
they like. They got what the hell's angel listening to shirts?
(37:35):
Big dumb shirts. You got the russom bow and dirty
gym shirts from the old school MWO shirts. Sure that
stuff is available at a real radiomasters dot com. Next
week we're gonna be out at Dayton Oharney Davidson.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
It's the first day of Fight Toberfest.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
We'll be there from six to eleven for a live show,
so you can join us, and you've got today. The
next couple of days, you can make your scarecrow and
drop it off in Mountain Dora and be a part
of the pread of Scarecrows and promote your business or
whatever organization you have, and it'll be a fun thing
to do for the whole family. Make a scarecrow. I
made mine and I'll be dropping it off on Wednesday.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
What you got Angelit me up on any social many
platformans official Angel, Email me Angel at rold Radio dot FM.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Mister Holmes, Hey, go to your Instagram and follow me
at Ryan Holmes Comedy.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
All right, say tuned for the news, honkey, right after
the monsters been at three o'clock. It's the Jim Cover Show.
We're back tomorrow for a Tuesday edition to do our
thing from Angel and Ryan.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Hey, the leading this mess up, Mayor man Russ hold
on watch to rockberlerse Hey, guys, thank you so much
for listening. We ain't gotta go home. We gotta get
the hell up out of here and swirls
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