November 20, 2025 • 36 mins
THURSDAY HR 4 Ray Traendly breaks down what happens when couples starting spending all the assists after the divorce is filed. Keep A.I. Toys away from your kids. A.I. Bear pulled off the shelves. Lady Jaimz in studio for Miss Monster Burlesque.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hey, I'll be on the four oh seven on Fox
thirty five today starting at four o'clock, so if you're
watching television, I'll.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Be there with mar Lisa Goldsmith. She's so cool. I
like her. Welcome back.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'm Russ Rowlands along with Angel rivera Ryan, Bryan Holmes,
Daisy del Toro, the Humble One. Humble Daisy, you should
have gone with the donkey story.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That was the best one.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I never it was just keep the donkey one.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The donkey one was the good one.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's the beauty.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
We don't know which one I run.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
With, yeah, or he could run with all of them.
You never know him.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
They'll be like, is it crazy?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well that's the answer is yes. And Ray Tranley. Friendly,
Ray Tranley here with us today. Good to see you, Ray.
Question for you, Yes, okay, And I'll say this as
well again, tell I know people. There are people I know,
and I know a lot of people actually that are
talking about getting divorced. Right. So there's a particular couple
I'm thinking of, and you know, like one person is
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asking for the divorce. The other one didn't ask for it.
But the one is like, oh, well, you know, you
ask for a divorce. I'm just gonna spend as much
money as i can right now. So when when someone
says they're gonna get divorce, like when it comes to
spending money, do you need to I don't know regulated
do you need to write down why you're spending it?
Like like like are you in some sort of a
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time is there is time ticking and you have a
certain amount of time? Like what happens with money and
finances once one person has said I'm leaving, So there's really.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
No law or restriction on how you spend your money
before the divorce gets filed.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
It's the wild wild West.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Really.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
So you know, one of the things I see a
lot of is that people will go get you know,
like I need that tummy talk, Well I'm gonna go
borrow that money get that tummy talk, or you know,
breast augmentation. I can't tell you how many divorces I've
done where people want to fight over who's going to
pay for the breast augmentation because you know, if you're
the person receiving, it's like, well, this is a marital debt.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
We got to split this fifty to fifty.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
And every husband I've ever met says, well, I don't
get to play with Oh yeah, I lost my investment,
you know, yeah and so, But unfortunately, the way the
loss sees assets and debts, it's, you know, whatever happened
in your crew during the marriage is marital. And so
there is this, I guess maybe philosophy of spending down
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the assets as much as you can.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So you've got less to lose.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Now, if you invested in things like you know, Cardier
watches and private jets and deep friars for all your friends,
you know that those are assets that could be later divided.
But if it's you know, breast augmentation or you know,
cosmetic you know, dentistry, because you felt, no, I don't
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think that's why that works.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So judge is not going to say, oh, listen, you
found out you were getting divorced and you spent a
zuber amount of money. Uh, you know you got to
split that mount. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
The presumption is that if you spent this money, it
was for marital purpose, right, So like lease the breast
augmentation or like you know, some kind of cosmetic procedure.
The presumption is is that that's good for everybody, right, Like,
what's goods for the goose is good for the gander,
and and so that's the presumption. So you have to
then prove that this wasn't made for a marital purpose, and.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Don't you don't need to get permission from the one
that's divorcing you.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
It's your stuff, I'll be damn Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
So so if you're a d Okay, we just talked
about this morning and how you probably didn't hear. But
there's this this this operation you can get where they
break your legs and then they reset them and it
makes you six inchors taller, and it costs about twenty thousand.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Dollars to be your legs.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
They break your.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Legs, yeah yeah, and then and they let them heal
back and then your six inches taller. It costs twenty grand.
So if your wife says she's divorcing you, and you
were like, fine, you go sign up and you get
that twenty thousand dollars, you.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Said two hundred grand like this idea?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
What did I say? It was two hundwo hundred thousand zero. Yes, yeah,
you're right, thank you for two hundred thousand dollars. But
it's a surgery.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Uh, does anything else proportionally grow six inches longer too.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
How tall are you Ray.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Five eight and a half and yes, I measured the half.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So six inches more. I mean you're over six foot.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yes, that's yeah, you're six five eight.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But if you add six inches it'd be over you know.
So so could you do that operation and get away
with it?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
You could?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Sure? Wow?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Uh you know, because again we have this presumption that
it's for a marital purpose. There's a couple of things
that fall inside that presumption. So like, if you're a
degenerate gambler and you're spending all of your wife's harder
savings and investments, right, we generally treat you know, gambling
is not for a marital purpose unless you're like a
you know, World Series of Poker player, and it's your income.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
What is your buy a corvette?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
That's mery purpose?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh man, so she.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Says she's divorcing you, just spend all you want.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I mean, there's some logic to that, right.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
And if you buy a car, right, if you spend
one hundred and twenty thousand dollars on a brand new car,
it's not gonna be worth one hundred and twenty thousand
dollars when you get divorced, because as soon as you
drop that thing off the lot, it loses value.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So well, okay, let's say you do you do that right?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
And let's say now it's her right, he wants to divorce,
they're gonna and she buys a corvette. So when the
divorce thing happens, do you have to split that corvette? Like?
How does that work?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
So the way sometimes judges will kind of cut the
baby in half, so to speak, is they'll give so
you said her in the situation buying the corvette. Yah,
they might give the husband the corvette and said sorry, man,
like it's only worth fifty thousand dollars now. But he
gets it because you know, judges want to figure out
what the right thing to do is and if it
seems like something wrong happened, then maybe they can adjust
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it like that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's why if it's a cosmetic surgery, they can't take
that away.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Can take that away from you?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Is it common?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Then?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Like like, so let's say you have that kind of
that level of a contentious divorce. It seems like that
sets set up so that they both end up going
to bankruptcy. So that does sometimes go in hand in hand,
I guess is what I'm asking.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
That does sometimes happen, Like we're both parties are determined
to spend everything and and then neither of them walks
away with anything. Uh, you know who gets rich in
that situation, the greedy lawyers.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Right.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
And so I when I meet with people and they're
kind of pointing that direction, you know, I try to
reframe it for him and and really try to have
a conversation with him that's realistic. Like, listen, you've got
two kids, Like they're gonna have graduations, they're gonna have college,
they're gonna they're gonna have weddings, they're gonna have all
these things that you're gonna want to take care of them.
And how do you feel like if you had to
look at your kids in their face and say, I'm sorry,
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I spend all of your wedding money to fight your.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Mom over the Corvette.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Right.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
So you know, I try to pass too much judge
in this conversation.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Do nothing.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I almost walked away with the Corvette the last time
I had my truck serviced over at Carl Blacks.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I know, I just drove that Corvette for my son's wedding,
and it is.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
It is all have one right there in the showroom.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So so got several.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Now, yeah, so convenient for you to look at.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
So I messaged my office manager and my wife, hoping
one of them would say yes, I could.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Come home with Corvette. Neither of them said yes.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So I got to tell you, I'm trying to say
this in a way that we don't know what I'm
talking about. But I was talking to someone who's wanting
to get a divorce, and then we were talking about
the attorney to go with. And these people didn't know you,
and and they had other people.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And someone in the group said, well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
If you go with that attorney, I know that attorney
is going to fight everything tooth and nail, which means
you're going to have to pay more. Ray Trenley is
all about resolution and resolving everything as quick as possible,
and he's not going to draw it out in the
long run. And is that an accurate description of what
you do.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Absolutely? I mean, I'm here to problem solves. It's the
reason why I love you a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
To draw it out, to go to a jury or
a court or whatever.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You think it was a jury but paternity cases technically
can go to jury, but they usually don't. But yeah,
if you can resolve your case and it's an acceptable outcome,
meaning it's better than your worst day and it may
be not your best day somewhere in between, that's always
the better option because you're saving yourself years and I
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mean it, years of heartache, anguish. You know, your family
ends up falling apart. And so if if that's an
option on the table, take it. If the other side
is going to be intransigent, difficult, opaque about how they
make money or what assets they have, you might end
up going to court, but that should be like less
than five percent of all the cases where the other
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side is just so difficult you have to go to court.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I just thought that was interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
This wasn't me saying it was someone else saying, oh yeah,
Ray Trently, he's resolution motivated and this other one is
drawing out fight everything motivated, which means ends up he
makes more money.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That attorney makes more money, and the.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Other attorney makes more money.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
And then you know you're stuck in this process that
people just don't.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And you can't get a new boyfriend if you do that,
and you can get a new boyfriend anytime you want, Daisy, No, no, no,
because you know, like if somebody's sucking up your energy
having to go to court all the time, you don't
have the mood, good point, your full energy. Man, move on,
let it go, bye bye time.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
My grandmother used to say, uh that you can have
peace or you can have justice, but you can't have both.
And when people fight over every little penny or every
little place piece, they'll never have.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
We And so yeah, enjoy your life.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I agree, move on, have fun.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I think we all want peace.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Hey, so peacemaker, I know we're gonna we're winning the
Super Bowl this year.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Who we playing next Mimmy Dolphins.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
So I said I wasn't gonna watch any more games.
I haven't. We've been winning, and so I'm not watching.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh really, that's how you feel about it.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
That's how I feel about it.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
So you think if you watch, that's the rule.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
That's how crazy I am.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
I can't understand that.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
And so I have not paid attention to who we're
playing or what's going on. I haven't bet on any
of the games because as soon as I stopped betting,
we started winning.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Don't change you know.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
This is Dolphins bye week.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Was just playing in Europe. So okay, so no football
for me this next.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Time, next game you guys have is going to be
the Saints. It's going to be Sunday, November the thirty.
We got that week, New Orleans is coming down to
me again, I'm not going to watch it. So we're
going to win. This is that stretch that you guys had,
that you by the end of this three game, four
game stretch, you guys can be at five hundred.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And I was telling I think we talked about the
start of the break wasn't on the air. But I'm
sitting there at my my son's wedding and his best man, Ethan,
who I've known the day he was born. I was there,
was saying, yeah, it was just you know, I know
Ray Trenly and I was just at the football game
with him.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I'm like, you're kidding me.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
He's never mentioned that, Like, my son's like best friend
is buddy.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
And here's how sweet Ethan is. I volunteer to drive
us all back. So we're leaving Miami, it's like eleven
thirty at night. I volunteer to drive his back. Ethan
stays awake with me for the entire three and a
half hour drive, and we're talking about cases, we're talking
about life, we're talking about dogs.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
See how humble he sounds. Dan, let me change my story.
I'm gonna switch my story. And it sounds really humble
right now. My story did not sound humby.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Like an old bitch.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, I shouldn't have any airplanes in mind. I'm giving
a ride to a poor kid, and sounds different.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
A very successful attorney, very attractive attorney.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Attorney, I'll give him all right, all right, Well listen,
he's a handsome kid.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Now we're not here, and we're not here next week. Uh,
so have a great Thanksgiving? Are you doing it at
your house?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Or I'm going to my in laws?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
And then I'm actually going to try to do a
vacation this weekend, just to kind of get out of town.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
So good.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I just walked down of a jury trial. I'm going
to decompress for a few days and then hit the holidays.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Come to Mexico. Over there, we celebrate Thanksgiving different.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
How do you come down?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
How do you celebrate Thanksgiving? Toxic chet?
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah, your private jet.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's an American holiday.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
No, no, no, but in Mexico we do like it's.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Also Canadian, is it? They have Thanksgiving and but not
the same day.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
In Mexico's like via the gracias. So it's almost like
the whole weekend and so you just like really enjoy
yourself with family and friends.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Off party.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, we're gonna drink all the tequila and beer and everything,
all right with us?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I'm down. I want to do Boxing Day too.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What's Boxing Day?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
That's a that's an English English Christmas thing.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, all right, listen, well, the.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Same idea though multiple days.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
If you didn't get hold of Friendly Ray Trindly, it's
one firm for Life dot com. That's one firm for
Life dot com. Have a great Thanksgiving, man.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I appreciate you guys, happy things having All right.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the mantras the morning.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Sunday Laskan whenever we when are you're gonna play Daisy's
intro to her song with the Donkey?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That should be Friday night. Well, if you'll have.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
To roll the dice, which one I'm using?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I got three options there.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
You have to wait and see which one angel feels
like the magic win oh seven seven audience can handle well.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I mean I know of them.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You should put the humble one there, yeh yeh yeah,
definitely really good.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I don't know if there was a humble one.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
They'll be honest with you. But all of those are
gonna play this Friday night, one O seven seven a
magic one O seven seven, And I want to thank
them for letting us be a part of it.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And then today I will be on the four oh
seven on Fox thirty five at four o'clock on television.
I do that every Monday and Thursday. I will not
do it next Thursday for thanks Get obviously. So hey,
this is a story that I saw this morning. And
you know, I know how Ryan you love AI stories.
And there are a lot of toys for Christmas that
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are AI based and one of them they had to
take off the shelf and it's this cute little I'll
show it to you.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I don't know if you've seen it. This cute little bears.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
See a little bear, cute little bear, and the bear
is causing this folo toy f o l O Folow
the bear and follow the bear. It's adorable. Cute little
bear he's got a scarf on and everything. But the
bear when the kids were talking to him, would would
give advice about B D s M sex and how
to light a match and where to find the knives.
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And this thing was saying like all the worst stuff
you could say to a kid. This, this little bear
was doing the artificial intelligence enhancement of this toy, a
plush toy. They had to pull it off the show.
It's called Cuma k U M M A.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
The bear I did have. I learned about the sex advice, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Kidding kids, sex advice about sexual fetishes, how to light
a match, how much curse?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
These morons just put ll ms or like some kind
of large language models what that stands for, into into things,
and they're they're untested, they're they're all over the place.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
It's absolutely stupid. Keep your kids away from AI.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
It's not figured out yet and this kind of stuff
is just going to keep happening over and over and over.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You should have said this story before my humble section.
I could have been giving the bears out instead of frying.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
How much do you think a bear like this, a
cute little bear like this that the kids can talk to,
It's it's AI and say anything you want. What do
you think this bear costs for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Seventy nine dollars too much?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It was a hundred bucks okay, hunter bucks, ninety nine
dollars per cub of the bear. But they're taking it
off the shelves because they caught it, you know, telling
kids how to light matches.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Bryan's writing in this regard in this, in this, and
it's parents like, let us be you know, you're give
you a heads up on this. So you have to
be diligent when it comes to this AI stuff. It
is the kids away from it. Yeah, the as best
as you can, as much as you can, whatever you
can keep this kind of technology out of the hands
of your kids for the time being until they figure
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some stuff out. Because this is just one example of it.
Going back to a couple others, we've had the chat
models with that people have killed themselves, young people, their
families are in court because of the chat models, you know,
kind of encouraging the person to end themselves.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
And this is even a step further because they make
it all cute looking and they have another one that
looks like a robot that talks and it's adorable looking,
but once again given.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Advice to kids.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Uh you know, like I think I said, like how
to steal stuff from your mom's purse or something like that.
It's like like it's not flushed out yet.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah, no, and it's not going to be.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
We're at the point of history where our technology has
outpaced our evolution as as a species, like where our
brains are not prepared to handle this kind of stuff
that is coming out. Like we're supposed we're we're believe
or not, we're supposed to be hunter gatherer brain. That's
why we're stressed out at work all the time.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
And when you get something that tells you like it
cares about you, it can give you everything you ever wanted,
that's not it's not good and it's not uh, it's
not good for your brain. It's not good for developing
brains for sure. And these, like I said, these things
are not perfected. There's they always say like, oh, there's
guardrails in place to stop this kind of stuff from happening.
It's people spend whole days figuring out how to jail
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break this stuff and get around it and do do
what they need to do. And a child can do
it accidentally because child children speak in weird ways already
that the AI is not trained on and ready for,
so they'll do something to trigger this kind of thing,
even if there are guardrails.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's what I was gonna ask you, Ryan, Like, how
does how does this little bear CuMo whatever it is?
How does it start talking to a kid about sex?
Like that? Does the does the child you think bring
up something sexual?
Speaker 8 (17:58):
And then now, oh, yeah, that's the that's the thing, man, Like,
I don't know how these are built. So it's either
connected to the Internet and then it's pulling from UH
a service that it uses, like an API that is
connected to like chat, GPT, or it has on board
its own computer with a large like a small large
language model built into it. But these the problem is
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all these things are trained on everything. There's not really
a way to, like UH, to make them smaller by
taking out information. You can make them smaller in size
by making them stupider, but you can't like put in
and take out information without breaking it. So you probably
talk about one thing, it associates that with something else.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
It's it's it's like an amber nova of of things.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
It's gonna be it's gonna do things where it's adjacent
to what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
You, So the kid probably ask how do you have boobies?
And then the thing is like touch your own movies.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
Right, Yeah, So if you say, like, oh, like my
nippleharts or something, and like, yeah, nipples are.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Don't they feel.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
So good when you touch them? Around and around?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Is that too much? Angel, I'm just saying the nipples.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
No, no, No, you're right, Ryan, it's her round and round
and round thing.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
That was too far.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
You get a little close, Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm just trying to think of how this bear would
go out of whack and start talking to a kid about.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Stuff and telling kids like where the knives are in
the house? What the hell going to the kitchen and
go into the like that. That's pretty creat anyway, they
pulled them all off the shelves, so you can't get one. Now.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
Parents, do not get your kids anything, ai, I promise you.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
It will be a big mistake. Don't do it. This
stuff is not perfected.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
But I guess there's a lot of toys this season.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Yeah, this is one of those times where parents are
gonna have to parent and just be like that no,
just say no.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Well, the purpose of buying a kid a toy so
you don't have to parent.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
That's why what I said, this is going to be
one of those times in our history our parents are
really gonna have to parent and give other toy options,
other cool things.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I might have to move back to Mexico, man, and
just let them hang out with real donkeys. That way,
you know, they get.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You can't have a donkey in your yard. You can
have a donkey.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
You're allowed to.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Have a donkey in America.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
You can have a dog, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
You can have seen a single donkey around here.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
You can have donkeys, you can have goats. You know what,
days you have a whole side hustle waiting for you.
You know what, people are paying a lot of money
for the people are paying a lot of money to
be able to cuddle with baby goats, donkeys, and cows.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
You can make a lot of money if you have
to cuddle with them, because it's you get it.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
You get it a great photograph and it's just awesome
to touch base with these animals.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
They say, you're you're a business woman and you like
to make money.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You like to make money, right, what if you started
a new thing here in town, and it's like Daisy's
Donkey Show, right, and you take these donkeys, you know, like,
you know, like thanks for kids, and they get compared
the donkeys. It's Daisy Donkey Show.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Will work the name a bigger donko than that one.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Whatever you think, I can handle them.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You work on the day, that's all.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
You have cute little donkeys and the kids get to
pet the donkeys and it's Daisy's Donkey Show.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I don't know, man, I think I have enough business
is going on right now.
Speaker 9 (21:18):
I got like, and you can sell.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Tequila not to the kids, but to the parents, you know.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, get the parents drunk and get the kids petting
the donkeys.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Great idea, Ryan, would you go to your donkey.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
There'll be a line for Daisy's Donkeys Show. And what
you could do is you could train the donkeys. Right,
so you have a big tent. Nobody can see the donkeys, right,
but you just have a picture of you with your donkeys.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Daisy's Donkeys Show A great idea.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
This is perfect.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I finally just imagine exactly what we should do.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
So we'll invite.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Savannah, have Savanna bring Jackie Siegel there, and then we'll
have all of them petting the donkeys and then inviting
every buddy into a red carpet Broadway show.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
The ban'll be great because she's used to dealing with
a jackass.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Oh talking about Jackass. I came up with jackass ideas
for us. I thought, if we could just strap some
fireworks to Ryan.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
H E strap some fireworks to Ryan. I like it
so far.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, And then.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Idea she got strap fireworks to Ryan because.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I watched the Jackass show and I was like, oh
my god, that's something, because you know we're big dumb
fun right, yes we are, And so we go into
jackass dumb fun OK. Yeah, and we strapped this on
him and then we video him like we get volunteers
from Full Sale, like a bunch of them, maybe like
three hundred no, no, no. We follow him with cameras and
(22:47):
audio and everything, and Ryan is running around saying his
comedy with these fireworks there, and the only way the
fireworks don't go off is if it makes you laugh.
If he doesn't make you laugh, so if he becomes
not funny. Then that's when the thing goes up dazy.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
When do you think these what did you start drinking?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
When do you think these jackass movies were made?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I don't even know. I thought they were funny though.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
I thought it was a movie about a donkey's.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
And then I figured I could snort, sure, yes, and
then see what happens with me and Amber.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
This is old nineties radio. Guess what we used to do.
This is back in the day.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
We never get anything. I just told him all to do.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
There was there was There was a years of where
they had the number one stunter uh Stunter belt that
was going on with the show and this, and there
was like four or five guys.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Four guys right fo.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, well you had Total Whopper Junior a couple other guys.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
See, how come we're so mild? Now?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
It's some something playoffs.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I mean, we're doing burlesque. What the hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Burlesque is great. Matter of fact, we have a couple
of the burlest dancers. I'll be here in a second.
And burlesque is awesome. Do what you gotta get.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
But I don't got nothing against it. But okay, can
we strap on something to them.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
No, we're not strapping on anything.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I'm just trying to spice it up, and we're gonna
spice it up here in a second that we'll have
a couple of girls that are in the contest.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
We'll be here in a minute.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Uh. It's the Miss Monster Burlesh Show, which is gonna
be December of the fifth at.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
The Abbey, and you'll be on stage right.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh that's right. Yeah, I'm not dancing though, I don't
have time to get ready.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I think you bringing your girls with you and they're
gonna get Mexico.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Remember, So I'll be back. I'm gonna try my best.
I'm gonna be there, but I can't prepare. I'm not
gonna have time.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I thought you're gonna just like, like, uh, walk out
with your tequila and look pretty.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
That I can do. But other than that, I mean,
I don't want to make a fool of myself again.
All right, third time?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Thanks to you.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
All right, if you want to get tickets, go to
Real Radiomonsters dot com.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
That's Real Radio Monsters dot com.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
We have a couple of ladies that are gonna be
in Miss Monster Burlesque when we come back, so you
might want to check us out on our YouTube channel,
Real Radio mass Us on YouTube. You're listening to the
mass in the morning.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Welcome back to The Monster's.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Morning's a radio one or four point one broadcasting live
on iHeartRadio. Man, busy day today, a lot of stuff
going on. We missed your Daisy, Glad Daisy is back.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I feel like a different energy today. It's like, what's up?
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Man?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
And isn't this music great?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Just me? Is it? I'm Rus Rowlins alone with the
Angel and Ryan Daisy and Lady James here with us today.
We're getting ready for Miss Monster Purless. And you've brought
in several of the young ladies that are competing this year.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
Yes, our remaining two contestants, which you know you say
the best for last. So our amateur winner this year
is miss von Brewh Divine And when you.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Said okay, so so she all already.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Won see one our the C and C productions, our
annual contest we have for amateurs, right, so she basically
isn't part of a troop, so she's kind of freelance
and that's that's considered an amateur in my competition.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Yeah and yeah, she smoked it.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
She did an amazing job and won the title from us,
which in part got her a spot in this show,
right exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So let me ask you, so, Okay, have you entered
a lot of competitions before?
Speaker 6 (26:27):
No, I mean I danced.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
They get really close to the mic. I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (26:29):
I danced when I was younger, So we did some
competitions when I was like in high school. But this
is my first dance competition as an adult, okay in Burless.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
And so when you won the Burlesque, I was a
pretty big deal, right.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
Yeah, yeah, it was really exciting. I was not expecting it.
It is based off of audience.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Feedback, yes, well, and that's what we're doing as well
for Ms Foster Burless. So I think it's five or
six ladies, five ladies who will compete. The listeners there
that night will be voting by texting, and that's how
we decide who the winner is.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
And I'm glad about that.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That way, we don't have any pressure to you know,
like you nobody can blame uster or whatever.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
But if you win, then you're able to.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Come in for a year and promote and plug whatever
event you got coming up, and we try to get
to know you a little bit and kind of make
you part of the show. That's what happened with BB caliber.
She she has ended up being great. At first, she
was a little nervous, you know, a little conservative, and
now we got her coming in talking about her therapy
sessions and she's like part of it.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
She's doing awesome now, you know.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
And she's still going to be coming in and being
being a part of the show because we've developed a
relationship with her. You know.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
So who else did did you bring here today?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
So?
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Also somebody who used to guest star with us with
C and C. She's a boss, babe, I tell you,
HB I C right over there, that's miss Foxy develop
Hi and yeah, she'll she's got a resume as long
as your arm.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, how long have you been dancing burless Foxy forever?
Speaker 9 (27:53):
I want to let everybody know my age, like twenty
years Wow.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Really, I wouldn't have guessed that at all. Well, thank yeah. Yeah,
So and then did you start? It was here in Orlando.
Speaker 9 (28:03):
I started here in Orlando.
Speaker 12 (28:04):
Yeah, and then shortly after I started burlesque here. I
was very busy, very involved back when, like burlesque really
wasn't in Orlando so much, right, so we're kind.
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Of like taking over the city. It was really cool
working all the time people exposing people to burlesque. And
then I moved to l A.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
And then I moved to Vegas, where I got to
experience burlesque in other big cities. And then I moved
back here seven years ago and started my own group,
my own show, I'm the Takeover.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, I would think burlesque in Vegas would be it's
a whole.
Speaker 12 (28:37):
Different body, different game, right, say, from city to city,
it is so different. I didn't do a ton of
burlesque in Vegas, but I.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Was in shows. I was in contracted shows, topless shows.
Speaker 10 (28:51):
And it's so, yeah, are you drinking a swig of
tequila when you say that?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
So what was different about about Vegas?
Speaker 12 (29:06):
Just the vibes are different. You're also dealing with so
many tourists. You don't have like that local scene. So
just the people that are attending, it's very different. The
community is very different. It's not as I mean here,
it's a very tight knit. I feel they're all very
involved in each other's lives, knowing each other each other.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, the dancers themselves.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
You mean, yeah, yeah, you know the first time someone
invited me to go to a burlessho here in Orlando.
You know, I once again, it's got the stigma, right,
you don't know what you're gonna get, you don't know
what you're gonna see, And it was almost like an
underground thing.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It seems that was about five years ago.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It seems now that a lot of people know about
burlesque and Orlando. But do you still fight the stigma
with people when you maybe you invite someone that's never
been like like even we're doing this, this this promotion,
there are listeners that think that it's something that it's not.
Speaker 12 (29:55):
Yes, I think that there's still a stigma. And I've
been a dancer my whole life. I'm professionally tr and
I went to school for dance. I you know, I
did stunt work and shoot, I used to double and
stunt double pink.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (30:08):
I've done so many things through dance, and burlesque was
just like an extension of it that I actually like,
take off my clothes, just the art of teas which
I actually teach as well, So I have a lot
of classes.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Tell me about being a stunt double for pink. How
did you get that? And what was that about?
Speaker 12 (30:25):
Well, living in la as soon as I moved there,
people were like Alicia, Like everybody thought I was her.
Speaker 9 (30:30):
I had blonde, short hair.
Speaker 12 (30:31):
Then apparently I could see that we're basically the same age.
We're you know, both our birthdays are close to each other,
Like we're both like the same vibe, right, and yeah,
I looked so much like her that my agent was like, hey,
they're calling us.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
And the thing.
Speaker 12 (30:50):
About her is that she loves to do She's like
into danger, she is.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
In she she flies everywhere she does.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
She wants to know how to do the things and
she wants to do them right, which was so cool
about her. So really I was going in testing things,
letting the director like see how they wanted to, like
do the shots, making sure like this is safe and
this is the best way for her to get into
this device.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
You can't like to test dummy.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
They called that like the body double.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, yeah, and how long did you do that?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
A few years?
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Living in l A.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, it's very cool.
Speaker 9 (31:25):
It was very cool.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah. Yeah, is there a Donkey show? I can go
to les.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
In Mexico.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
I hear Donkey Show and I'm like, wants me.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
To do a donkey show?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Can I incorp.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I can tell you that Daisy does not know the
definition of a donkey show, like we know.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, she has no idea what we're talking about her.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Don't google it, don't look at the photo.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
You like that with me?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Do you see what you're doing? You do what you're
doing a google donkey show and see what you get.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
You probably right now?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
All right?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Is it gonna be born?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Anyway? So we're getting closer to the event once again,
we're sold out of the VP. I think it's only
like fifty tickets left.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
For the event, and it'll sell it fast.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I'm so looking forward to it. And of course you're
going to perform that night as well.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
I'm doing something fun that it's one of my favorite numbers.
I'm bringing the cheese factor this round.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Okay, good cheesy is good with us?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Have some of this.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Amber Nova is.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Excited, trying to move her hips.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
She's trying to move. Of course, we all have faith
in Angelique. We know she knows what she's doing. And
then Daisy, you're going you gotta go on.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Stage, baby, I can go on the state for let
her for ten minutes. It was his fault, you know.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
She says, Oh, I'm going to do this ten minute thing,
and I got my dance and us had ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Okay. She also says she can have sex for five hours,
so we don't know what she's through the number.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
You are standing on the side and she looks over.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
She's like.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Passed out.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I forgot that I gained forty pounds between when I
thought I did and didn't.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Okay, you were wonderful. It was wonderful.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
It was I can have sex for five hours.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
Just so okay, I believe yeah, yeh yeah, yeah sure,
not with a donkey never.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
We want to thank our sponsors, which is Mills Air
just call Mo and then at Lady James and the
Courses and Cuties and your and your boyfriend unless at
husband again.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yea, your boyfriend made the crowns.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
It is so cool.
Speaker 10 (33:28):
Looka yeah Ko creative solutions and he's shipping that to
me so I can bling it out and we'll have
it ready to go for the show. And I do
want to give a shout out to Jacob. He's been
taking care of some problems at my home and he listens,
so he's.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
A really sweet guy. He's very excited that I was
doing the show.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Hey, and for the lady James.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
For those who are going for the first time, and
a lot of people that tell me they bought tickets
they've never been to a BURLESHS show. They talked their
wife into it, all that.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Great date night, So what are.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Some things they should know about or burless night? Of course, bring.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
One dollar singles, Yeah, because.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
They love that. You get to tip the girls. That's
part of the gimmick. That's part of the thing.
Speaker 10 (34:03):
We do take digital tips, but it's just so much
interactive when you can tip the performer personally. Yeah, I'd
say get there early, give yourself time to get a
cocktail or two.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Early.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Angel is going to be spending tunes. Angel is DJ
and so there's a party beforehand.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
We'll be available for photos with the contestants, okay, and
then just have a good damn time.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
That's our tagline of our show.
Speaker 10 (34:22):
We want you to appreciate the show for what it
is and not feel like you're in a compreciation of boobs.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Why are you gotta worry about the show? Worry about
the boobs if you like boobs, show up, enjoy.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
It, and we'll have something for everybody on that stage.
You know, if one person isn't your favorite, the next
one probably will be.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, very good.
Speaker 10 (34:40):
Yeah, and you know I've got the girls that'll take
the stage and take their hearts.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
So I'm excited for it, and we will.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
We will crown a brand new Miss Monster Burlett. So
we were talking to BB Caliber and BB Caliber will
be doing her like farewell, you know, miss Monster Burlesque dance,
and she was saying, I think this is probably accurate.
She would she was Miss Monster Burlest twenty twenty four
and this will be twenty five, twenty six.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Right, So the sashes that I have, I do have
one for BB because we had to create.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
One for shame last Yeah.
Speaker 10 (35:12):
Hers says twenty four, and the one this year says
twenty five.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
So it's the year that you're crowned. Very good, that's
your rain.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah all right, well, ladies, thank you for coming in.
Speaker 11 (35:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I'm looking forward to seeing what you know, what we got,
And I'm glad that the audience gets to vote, because
you know, everyone's been so sweet and so nice. I
wouldn't be able to you know, Yeah, lady James anything
we're forgetting.
Speaker 10 (35:34):
Yeah, let's go ahead and give the girls social so
everybody can follow them online.
Speaker 11 (35:38):
So I'm on Instagram just von breuha divine.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
D v y n E.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
And I am on Instagram at miss Foxy.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
L Hoxie, and I would never be able to spell
the word brewha to say no.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
So it's b r u j ja.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Okay, there you go there, which means which buh buh
brew hawk.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Yeah, but I can't sell the foxy.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
What was Foxy's easy fox easy spell foxes.
Speaker 9 (36:07):
X y what o x y f o x y.
I got nervous I spelled it.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
I almost want to spell it, and I was like,
I'm not sure if it's y or ie. So I'm
just gonna stop.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh gotcha. If you want to get those last remaining tickets.
Once again, it's real radiomonsters dot com. That's real Radiomonsters
dot com. Ladies, thank you so much. I'm afford to
send you on the December of the fifth. Uh, well,
you gotta take a little break when we come back
and sign for the King of Denmark Red Holmes to
make his daily proclamation. You're listening to the mansters of
the morning
Hey, I'll be on the four oh seven on Fox
thirty five today starting at four o'clock, so if you're
watching television, I'll.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Be there with mar Lisa Goldsmith. She's so cool. I
like her. Welcome back.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'm Russ Rowlands along with Angel rivera Ryan, Bryan Holmes,
Daisy del Toro, the Humble One. Humble Daisy, you should
have gone with the donkey story.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That was the best one.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I never it was just keep the donkey one.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The donkey one was the good one.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's the beauty.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
We don't know which one I run.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
With, yeah, or he could run with all of them.
You never know him.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
They'll be like, is it crazy?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well that's the answer is yes. And Ray Tranley. Friendly,
Ray Tranley here with us today. Good to see you, Ray.
Question for you, Yes, okay, And I'll say this as
well again, tell I know people. There are people I know,
and I know a lot of people actually that are
talking about getting divorced. Right. So there's a particular couple
I'm thinking of, and you know, like one person is
(01:07):
asking for the divorce. The other one didn't ask for it.
But the one is like, oh, well, you know, you
ask for a divorce. I'm just gonna spend as much
money as i can right now. So when when someone
says they're gonna get divorce, like when it comes to
spending money, do you need to I don't know regulated
do you need to write down why you're spending it?
Like like like are you in some sort of a
(01:28):
time is there is time ticking and you have a
certain amount of time? Like what happens with money and
finances once one person has said I'm leaving, So there's really.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
No law or restriction on how you spend your money
before the divorce gets filed.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
It's the wild wild West.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Really.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
So you know, one of the things I see a
lot of is that people will go get you know,
like I need that tummy talk, Well I'm gonna go
borrow that money get that tummy talk, or you know,
breast augmentation. I can't tell you how many divorces I've
done where people want to fight over who's going to
pay for the breast augmentation because you know, if you're
the person receiving, it's like, well, this is a marital debt.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
We got to split this fifty to fifty.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
And every husband I've ever met says, well, I don't
get to play with Oh yeah, I lost my investment,
you know, yeah and so, But unfortunately, the way the
loss sees assets and debts, it's, you know, whatever happened
in your crew during the marriage is marital. And so
there is this, I guess maybe philosophy of spending down
(02:27):
the assets as much as you can.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So you've got less to lose.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Now, if you invested in things like you know, Cardier
watches and private jets and deep friars for all your friends,
you know that those are assets that could be later divided.
But if it's you know, breast augmentation or you know,
cosmetic you know, dentistry, because you felt, no, I don't
(02:53):
think that's why that works.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So judge is not going to say, oh, listen, you
found out you were getting divorced and you spent a
zuber amount of money. Uh, you know you got to
split that mount. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
The presumption is that if you spent this money, it
was for marital purpose, right, So like lease the breast
augmentation or like you know, some kind of cosmetic procedure.
The presumption is is that that's good for everybody, right, Like,
what's goods for the goose is good for the gander,
and and so that's the presumption. So you have to
then prove that this wasn't made for a marital purpose, and.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Don't you don't need to get permission from the one
that's divorcing you.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
It's your stuff, I'll be damn Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
So so if you're a d Okay, we just talked
about this morning and how you probably didn't hear. But
there's this this this operation you can get where they
break your legs and then they reset them and it
makes you six inchors taller, and it costs about twenty thousand.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Dollars to be your legs.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
They break your.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Legs, yeah yeah, and then and they let them heal
back and then your six inches taller. It costs twenty grand.
So if your wife says she's divorcing you, and you
were like, fine, you go sign up and you get
that twenty thousand dollars, you.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Said two hundred grand like this idea?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
What did I say? It was two hundwo hundred thousand zero. Yes, yeah,
you're right, thank you for two hundred thousand dollars. But
it's a surgery.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Uh, does anything else proportionally grow six inches longer too.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
How tall are you Ray.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Five eight and a half and yes, I measured the half.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So six inches more. I mean you're over six foot.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yes, that's yeah, you're six five eight.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But if you add six inches it'd be over you know.
So so could you do that operation and get away
with it?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
You could?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Sure? Wow?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Uh you know, because again we have this presumption that
it's for a marital purpose. There's a couple of things
that fall inside that presumption. So like, if you're a
degenerate gambler and you're spending all of your wife's harder
savings and investments, right, we generally treat you know, gambling
is not for a marital purpose unless you're like a
you know, World Series of Poker player, and it's your income.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
What is your buy a corvette?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
That's mery purpose?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh man, so she.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Says she's divorcing you, just spend all you want.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I mean, there's some logic to that, right.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
And if you buy a car, right, if you spend
one hundred and twenty thousand dollars on a brand new car,
it's not gonna be worth one hundred and twenty thousand
dollars when you get divorced, because as soon as you
drop that thing off the lot, it loses value.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So well, okay, let's say you do you do that right?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
And let's say now it's her right, he wants to divorce,
they're gonna and she buys a corvette. So when the
divorce thing happens, do you have to split that corvette? Like?
How does that work?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
So the way sometimes judges will kind of cut the
baby in half, so to speak, is they'll give so
you said her in the situation buying the corvette. Yah,
they might give the husband the corvette and said sorry, man,
like it's only worth fifty thousand dollars now. But he
gets it because you know, judges want to figure out
what the right thing to do is and if it
seems like something wrong happened, then maybe they can adjust
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it like that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's why if it's a cosmetic surgery, they can't take
that away.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Can take that away from you?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Is it common?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Then?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Like like, so let's say you have that kind of
that level of a contentious divorce. It seems like that
sets set up so that they both end up going
to bankruptcy. So that does sometimes go in hand in hand,
I guess is what I'm asking.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
That does sometimes happen, Like we're both parties are determined
to spend everything and and then neither of them walks
away with anything. Uh, you know who gets rich in
that situation, the greedy lawyers.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Right.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
And so I when I meet with people and they're
kind of pointing that direction, you know, I try to
reframe it for him and and really try to have
a conversation with him that's realistic. Like, listen, you've got
two kids, Like they're gonna have graduations, they're gonna have college,
they're gonna they're gonna have weddings, they're gonna have all
these things that you're gonna want to take care of them.
And how do you feel like if you had to
look at your kids in their face and say, I'm sorry,
(06:48):
I spend all of your wedding money to fight your.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Mom over the Corvette.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Right.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
So you know, I try to pass too much judge
in this conversation.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Do nothing.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I almost walked away with the Corvette the last time
I had my truck serviced over at Carl Blacks.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I know, I just drove that Corvette for my son's wedding,
and it is.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
It is all have one right there in the showroom.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So so got several.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Now, yeah, so convenient for you to look at.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
So I messaged my office manager and my wife, hoping
one of them would say yes, I could.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Come home with Corvette. Neither of them said yes.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So I got to tell you, I'm trying to say
this in a way that we don't know what I'm
talking about. But I was talking to someone who's wanting
to get a divorce, and then we were talking about
the attorney to go with. And these people didn't know you,
and and they had other people.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And someone in the group said, well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
If you go with that attorney, I know that attorney
is going to fight everything tooth and nail, which means
you're going to have to pay more. Ray Trenley is
all about resolution and resolving everything as quick as possible,
and he's not going to draw it out in the
long run. And is that an accurate description of what
you do.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Absolutely? I mean, I'm here to problem solves. It's the
reason why I love you a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
To draw it out, to go to a jury or
a court or whatever.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You think it was a jury but paternity cases technically
can go to jury, but they usually don't. But yeah,
if you can resolve your case and it's an acceptable outcome,
meaning it's better than your worst day and it may
be not your best day somewhere in between, that's always
the better option because you're saving yourself years and I
(08:24):
mean it, years of heartache, anguish. You know, your family
ends up falling apart. And so if if that's an
option on the table, take it. If the other side
is going to be intransigent, difficult, opaque about how they
make money or what assets they have, you might end
up going to court, but that should be like less
than five percent of all the cases where the other
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side is just so difficult you have to go to court.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I just thought that was interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
This wasn't me saying it was someone else saying, oh yeah,
Ray Trently, he's resolution motivated and this other one is
drawing out fight everything motivated, which means ends up he
makes more money.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That attorney makes more money, and the.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Other attorney makes more money.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
And then you know you're stuck in this process that
people just don't.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And you can't get a new boyfriend if you do that,
and you can get a new boyfriend anytime you want, Daisy, No, no, no,
because you know, like if somebody's sucking up your energy
having to go to court all the time, you don't
have the mood, good point, your full energy. Man, move on,
let it go, bye bye time.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
My grandmother used to say, uh that you can have
peace or you can have justice, but you can't have both.
And when people fight over every little penny or every
little place piece, they'll never have.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
We And so yeah, enjoy your life.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I agree, move on, have fun.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I think we all want peace.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Hey, so peacemaker, I know we're gonna we're winning the
Super Bowl this year.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Who we playing next Mimmy Dolphins.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
So I said I wasn't gonna watch any more games.
I haven't. We've been winning, and so I'm not watching.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh really, that's how you feel about it.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
That's how I feel about it.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
So you think if you watch, that's the rule.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
That's how crazy I am.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
I can't understand that.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
And so I have not paid attention to who we're
playing or what's going on. I haven't bet on any
of the games because as soon as I stopped betting,
we started winning.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Don't change you know.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
This is Dolphins bye week.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Was just playing in Europe. So okay, so no football
for me this next.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Time, next game you guys have is going to be
the Saints. It's going to be Sunday, November the thirty.
We got that week, New Orleans is coming down to
me again, I'm not going to watch it. So we're
going to win. This is that stretch that you guys had,
that you by the end of this three game, four
game stretch, you guys can be at five hundred.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And I was telling I think we talked about the
start of the break wasn't on the air. But I'm
sitting there at my my son's wedding and his best man, Ethan,
who I've known the day he was born. I was there,
was saying, yeah, it was just you know, I know
Ray Trenly and I was just at the football game
with him.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I'm like, you're kidding me.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
He's never mentioned that, Like, my son's like best friend
is buddy.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
And here's how sweet Ethan is. I volunteer to drive
us all back. So we're leaving Miami, it's like eleven
thirty at night. I volunteer to drive his back. Ethan
stays awake with me for the entire three and a
half hour drive, and we're talking about cases, we're talking
about life, we're talking about dogs.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
See how humble he sounds. Dan, let me change my story.
I'm gonna switch my story. And it sounds really humble
right now. My story did not sound humby.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Like an old bitch.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, I shouldn't have any airplanes in mind. I'm giving
a ride to a poor kid, and sounds different.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
A very successful attorney, very attractive attorney.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Attorney, I'll give him all right, all right, Well listen,
he's a handsome kid.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Now we're not here, and we're not here next week. Uh,
so have a great Thanksgiving? Are you doing it at
your house?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Or I'm going to my in laws?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
And then I'm actually going to try to do a
vacation this weekend, just to kind of get out of town.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
So good.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I just walked down of a jury trial. I'm going
to decompress for a few days and then hit the holidays.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Come to Mexico. Over there, we celebrate Thanksgiving different.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
How do you come down?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
How do you celebrate Thanksgiving? Toxic chet?
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah, your private jet.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's an American holiday.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
No, no, no, but in Mexico we do like it's.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Also Canadian, is it? They have Thanksgiving and but not
the same day.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
In Mexico's like via the gracias. So it's almost like
the whole weekend and so you just like really enjoy
yourself with family and friends.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Off party.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, we're gonna drink all the tequila and beer and everything,
all right with us?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I'm down. I want to do Boxing Day too.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What's Boxing Day?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
That's a that's an English English Christmas thing.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, all right, listen, well, the.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Same idea though multiple days.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
If you didn't get hold of Friendly Ray Trindly, it's
one firm for Life dot com. That's one firm for
Life dot com. Have a great Thanksgiving, man.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I appreciate you guys, happy things having All right.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the mantras the morning.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Sunday Laskan whenever we when are you're gonna play Daisy's
intro to her song with the Donkey?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That should be Friday night. Well, if you'll have.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
To roll the dice, which one I'm using?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I got three options there.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
You have to wait and see which one angel feels
like the magic win oh seven seven audience can handle well.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I mean I know of them.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You should put the humble one there, yeh yeh yeah,
definitely really good.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I don't know if there was a humble one.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
They'll be honest with you. But all of those are
gonna play this Friday night, one O seven seven a
magic one O seven seven, And I want to thank
them for letting us be a part of it.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And then today I will be on the four oh
seven on Fox thirty five at four o'clock on television.
I do that every Monday and Thursday. I will not
do it next Thursday for thanks Get obviously. So hey,
this is a story that I saw this morning. And
you know, I know how Ryan you love AI stories.
And there are a lot of toys for Christmas that
(14:11):
are AI based and one of them they had to
take off the shelf and it's this cute little I'll
show it to you.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I don't know if you've seen it. This cute little bears.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
See a little bear, cute little bear, and the bear
is causing this folo toy f o l O Folow
the bear and follow the bear. It's adorable. Cute little
bear he's got a scarf on and everything. But the
bear when the kids were talking to him, would would
give advice about B D s M sex and how
to light a match and where to find the knives.
(14:43):
And this thing was saying like all the worst stuff
you could say to a kid. This, this little bear
was doing the artificial intelligence enhancement of this toy, a
plush toy. They had to pull it off the show.
It's called Cuma k U M M A.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
The bear I did have. I learned about the sex advice, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Kidding kids, sex advice about sexual fetishes, how to light
a match, how much curse?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
These morons just put ll ms or like some kind
of large language models what that stands for, into into things,
and they're they're untested, they're they're all over the place.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
It's absolutely stupid. Keep your kids away from AI.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
It's not figured out yet and this kind of stuff
is just going to keep happening over and over and over.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You should have said this story before my humble section.
I could have been giving the bears out instead of frying.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
How much do you think a bear like this, a
cute little bear like this that the kids can talk to,
It's it's AI and say anything you want. What do
you think this bear costs for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Seventy nine dollars too much?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It was a hundred bucks okay, hunter bucks, ninety nine
dollars per cub of the bear. But they're taking it
off the shelves because they caught it, you know, telling
kids how to light matches.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Bryan's writing in this regard in this, in this, and
it's parents like, let us be you know, you're give
you a heads up on this. So you have to
be diligent when it comes to this AI stuff. It
is the kids away from it. Yeah, the as best
as you can, as much as you can, whatever you
can keep this kind of technology out of the hands
of your kids for the time being until they figure
(16:18):
some stuff out. Because this is just one example of it.
Going back to a couple others, we've had the chat
models with that people have killed themselves, young people, their
families are in court because of the chat models, you know,
kind of encouraging the person to end themselves.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
And this is even a step further because they make
it all cute looking and they have another one that
looks like a robot that talks and it's adorable looking,
but once again given.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Advice to kids.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Uh you know, like I think I said, like how
to steal stuff from your mom's purse or something like that.
It's like like it's not flushed out yet.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah, no, and it's not going to be.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
We're at the point of history where our technology has
outpaced our evolution as as a species, like where our
brains are not prepared to handle this kind of stuff
that is coming out. Like we're supposed we're we're believe
or not, we're supposed to be hunter gatherer brain. That's
why we're stressed out at work all the time.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
And when you get something that tells you like it
cares about you, it can give you everything you ever wanted,
that's not it's not good and it's not uh, it's
not good for your brain. It's not good for developing
brains for sure. And these, like I said, these things
are not perfected. There's they always say like, oh, there's
guardrails in place to stop this kind of stuff from happening.
It's people spend whole days figuring out how to jail
(17:34):
break this stuff and get around it and do do
what they need to do. And a child can do
it accidentally because child children speak in weird ways already
that the AI is not trained on and ready for,
so they'll do something to trigger this kind of thing,
even if there are guardrails.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's what I was gonna ask you, Ryan, Like, how
does how does this little bear CuMo whatever it is?
How does it start talking to a kid about sex?
Like that? Does the does the child you think bring
up something sexual?
Speaker 8 (17:58):
And then now, oh, yeah, that's the that's the thing, man, Like,
I don't know how these are built. So it's either
connected to the Internet and then it's pulling from UH
a service that it uses, like an API that is
connected to like chat, GPT, or it has on board
its own computer with a large like a small large
language model built into it. But these the problem is
(18:21):
all these things are trained on everything. There's not really
a way to, like UH, to make them smaller by
taking out information. You can make them smaller in size
by making them stupider, but you can't like put in
and take out information without breaking it. So you probably
talk about one thing, it associates that with something else.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
It's it's it's like an amber nova of of things.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
It's gonna be it's gonna do things where it's adjacent
to what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
You, So the kid probably ask how do you have boobies?
And then the thing is like touch your own movies.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
Right, Yeah, So if you say, like, oh, like my
nippleharts or something, and like, yeah, nipples are.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Don't they feel.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
So good when you touch them? Around and around?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Is that too much? Angel, I'm just saying the nipples.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
No, no, No, you're right, Ryan, it's her round and round
and round thing.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
That was too far.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
You get a little close, Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm just trying to think of how this bear would
go out of whack and start talking to a kid about.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Stuff and telling kids like where the knives are in
the house? What the hell going to the kitchen and
go into the like that. That's pretty creat anyway, they
pulled them all off the shelves, so you can't get one. Now.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
Parents, do not get your kids anything, ai, I promise you.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
It will be a big mistake. Don't do it. This
stuff is not perfected.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
But I guess there's a lot of toys this season.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Yeah, this is one of those times where parents are
gonna have to parent and just be like that no,
just say no.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Well, the purpose of buying a kid a toy so
you don't have to parent.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
That's why what I said, this is going to be
one of those times in our history our parents are
really gonna have to parent and give other toy options,
other cool things.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I might have to move back to Mexico, man, and
just let them hang out with real donkeys. That way,
you know, they get.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You can't have a donkey in your yard. You can
have a donkey.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
You're allowed to.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Have a donkey in America.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
You can have a dog, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
You can have seen a single donkey around here.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
You can have donkeys, you can have goats. You know what,
days you have a whole side hustle waiting for you.
You know what, people are paying a lot of money
for the people are paying a lot of money to
be able to cuddle with baby goats, donkeys, and cows.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
You can make a lot of money if you have
to cuddle with them, because it's you get it.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
You get it a great photograph and it's just awesome
to touch base with these animals.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
They say, you're you're a business woman and you like
to make money.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You like to make money, right, what if you started
a new thing here in town, and it's like Daisy's
Donkey Show, right, and you take these donkeys, you know, like,
you know, like thanks for kids, and they get compared
the donkeys. It's Daisy Donkey Show.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Will work the name a bigger donko than that one.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Whatever you think, I can handle them.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You work on the day, that's all.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
You have cute little donkeys and the kids get to
pet the donkeys and it's Daisy's Donkey Show.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I don't know, man, I think I have enough business
is going on right now.
Speaker 9 (21:18):
I got like, and you can sell.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Tequila not to the kids, but to the parents, you know.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, get the parents drunk and get the kids petting
the donkeys.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Great idea, Ryan, would you go to your donkey.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
There'll be a line for Daisy's Donkeys Show. And what
you could do is you could train the donkeys. Right,
so you have a big tent. Nobody can see the donkeys, right,
but you just have a picture of you with your donkeys.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Daisy's Donkeys Show A great idea.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
This is perfect.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I finally just imagine exactly what we should do.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
So we'll invite.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Savannah, have Savanna bring Jackie Siegel there, and then we'll
have all of them petting the donkeys and then inviting
every buddy into a red carpet Broadway show.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
The ban'll be great because she's used to dealing with
a jackass.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Oh talking about Jackass. I came up with jackass ideas
for us. I thought, if we could just strap some
fireworks to Ryan.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
H E strap some fireworks to Ryan. I like it
so far.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, And then.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Idea she got strap fireworks to Ryan because.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I watched the Jackass show and I was like, oh
my god, that's something, because you know we're big dumb
fun right, yes we are, And so we go into
jackass dumb fun OK. Yeah, and we strapped this on
him and then we video him like we get volunteers
from Full Sale, like a bunch of them, maybe like
three hundred no, no, no. We follow him with cameras and
(22:47):
audio and everything, and Ryan is running around saying his
comedy with these fireworks there, and the only way the
fireworks don't go off is if it makes you laugh.
If he doesn't make you laugh, so if he becomes
not funny. Then that's when the thing goes up dazy.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
When do you think these what did you start drinking?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
When do you think these jackass movies were made?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I don't even know. I thought they were funny though.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
I thought it was a movie about a donkey's.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
And then I figured I could snort, sure, yes, and
then see what happens with me and Amber.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
This is old nineties radio. Guess what we used to do.
This is back in the day.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
We never get anything. I just told him all to do.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
There was there was There was a years of where
they had the number one stunter uh Stunter belt that
was going on with the show and this, and there
was like four or five guys.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Four guys right fo.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, well you had Total Whopper Junior a couple other guys.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
See, how come we're so mild? Now?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
It's some something playoffs.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I mean, we're doing burlesque. What the hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Burlesque is great. Matter of fact, we have a couple
of the burlest dancers. I'll be here in a second.
And burlesque is awesome. Do what you gotta get.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
But I don't got nothing against it. But okay, can
we strap on something to them.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
No, we're not strapping on anything.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I'm just trying to spice it up, and we're gonna
spice it up here in a second that we'll have
a couple of girls that are in the contest.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
We'll be here in a minute.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Uh. It's the Miss Monster Burlesh Show, which is gonna
be December of the fifth at.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
The Abbey, and you'll be on stage right.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh that's right. Yeah, I'm not dancing though, I don't
have time to get ready.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I think you bringing your girls with you and they're
gonna get Mexico.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Remember, So I'll be back. I'm gonna try my best.
I'm gonna be there, but I can't prepare. I'm not
gonna have time.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I thought you're gonna just like, like, uh, walk out
with your tequila and look pretty.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
That I can do. But other than that, I mean,
I don't want to make a fool of myself again.
All right, third time?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Thanks to you.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
All right, if you want to get tickets, go to
Real Radiomonsters dot com.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
That's Real Radio Monsters dot com.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
We have a couple of ladies that are gonna be
in Miss Monster Burlesque when we come back, so you
might want to check us out on our YouTube channel,
Real Radio mass Us on YouTube. You're listening to the
mass in the morning.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Welcome back to The Monster's.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Morning's a radio one or four point one broadcasting live
on iHeartRadio. Man, busy day today, a lot of stuff
going on. We missed your Daisy, Glad Daisy is back.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I feel like a different energy today. It's like, what's up?
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Man?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
And isn't this music great?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Just me? Is it? I'm Rus Rowlins alone with the
Angel and Ryan Daisy and Lady James here with us today.
We're getting ready for Miss Monster Purless. And you've brought
in several of the young ladies that are competing this year.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
Yes, our remaining two contestants, which you know you say
the best for last. So our amateur winner this year
is miss von Brewh Divine And when you.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Said okay, so so she all already.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Won see one our the C and C productions, our
annual contest we have for amateurs, right, so she basically
isn't part of a troop, so she's kind of freelance
and that's that's considered an amateur in my competition.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Yeah and yeah, she smoked it.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
She did an amazing job and won the title from us,
which in part got her a spot in this show,
right exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So let me ask you, so, Okay, have you entered
a lot of competitions before?
Speaker 6 (26:27):
No, I mean I danced.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
They get really close to the mic. I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (26:29):
I danced when I was younger, So we did some
competitions when I was like in high school. But this
is my first dance competition as an adult, okay in Burless.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
And so when you won the Burlesque, I was a
pretty big deal, right.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
Yeah, yeah, it was really exciting. I was not expecting it.
It is based off of audience.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Feedback, yes, well, and that's what we're doing as well
for Ms Foster Burless. So I think it's five or
six ladies, five ladies who will compete. The listeners there
that night will be voting by texting, and that's how
we decide who the winner is.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
And I'm glad about that.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That way, we don't have any pressure to you know,
like you nobody can blame uster or whatever.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
But if you win, then you're able to.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Come in for a year and promote and plug whatever
event you got coming up, and we try to get
to know you a little bit and kind of make
you part of the show. That's what happened with BB caliber.
She she has ended up being great. At first, she
was a little nervous, you know, a little conservative, and
now we got her coming in talking about her therapy
sessions and she's like part of it.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
She's doing awesome now, you know.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
And she's still going to be coming in and being
being a part of the show because we've developed a
relationship with her. You know.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
So who else did did you bring here today?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
So?
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Also somebody who used to guest star with us with
C and C. She's a boss, babe, I tell you,
HB I C right over there, that's miss Foxy develop
Hi and yeah, she'll she's got a resume as long
as your arm.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, how long have you been dancing burless Foxy forever?
Speaker 9 (27:53):
I want to let everybody know my age, like twenty
years Wow.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Really, I wouldn't have guessed that at all. Well, thank yeah. Yeah,
So and then did you start? It was here in Orlando.
Speaker 9 (28:03):
I started here in Orlando.
Speaker 12 (28:04):
Yeah, and then shortly after I started burlesque here. I
was very busy, very involved back when, like burlesque really
wasn't in Orlando so much, right, so we're kind.
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Of like taking over the city. It was really cool
working all the time people exposing people to burlesque. And
then I moved to l A.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
And then I moved to Vegas, where I got to
experience burlesque in other big cities. And then I moved
back here seven years ago and started my own group,
my own show, I'm the Takeover.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, I would think burlesque in Vegas would be it's
a whole.
Speaker 12 (28:37):
Different body, different game, right, say, from city to city,
it is so different. I didn't do a ton of
burlesque in Vegas, but I.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Was in shows. I was in contracted shows, topless shows.
Speaker 10 (28:51):
And it's so, yeah, are you drinking a swig of
tequila when you say that?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
So what was different about about Vegas?
Speaker 12 (29:06):
Just the vibes are different. You're also dealing with so
many tourists. You don't have like that local scene. So
just the people that are attending, it's very different. The
community is very different. It's not as I mean here,
it's a very tight knit. I feel they're all very
involved in each other's lives, knowing each other each other.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, the dancers themselves.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
You mean, yeah, yeah, you know the first time someone
invited me to go to a burlessho here in Orlando.
You know, I once again, it's got the stigma, right,
you don't know what you're gonna get, you don't know
what you're gonna see, And it was almost like an
underground thing.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It seems that was about five years ago.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It seems now that a lot of people know about
burlesque and Orlando. But do you still fight the stigma
with people when you maybe you invite someone that's never
been like like even we're doing this, this this promotion,
there are listeners that think that it's something that it's not.
Speaker 12 (29:55):
Yes, I think that there's still a stigma. And I've
been a dancer my whole life. I'm professionally tr and
I went to school for dance. I you know, I
did stunt work and shoot, I used to double and
stunt double pink.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (30:08):
I've done so many things through dance, and burlesque was
just like an extension of it that I actually like,
take off my clothes, just the art of teas which
I actually teach as well, So I have a lot
of classes.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Tell me about being a stunt double for pink. How
did you get that? And what was that about?
Speaker 12 (30:25):
Well, living in la as soon as I moved there,
people were like Alicia, Like everybody thought I was her.
Speaker 9 (30:30):
I had blonde, short hair.
Speaker 12 (30:31):
Then apparently I could see that we're basically the same age.
We're you know, both our birthdays are close to each other,
Like we're both like the same vibe, right, and yeah,
I looked so much like her that my agent was like, hey,
they're calling us.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
And the thing.
Speaker 12 (30:50):
About her is that she loves to do She's like
into danger, she is.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
In she she flies everywhere she does.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
She wants to know how to do the things and
she wants to do them right, which was so cool
about her. So really I was going in testing things,
letting the director like see how they wanted to, like
do the shots, making sure like this is safe and
this is the best way for her to get into
this device.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
You can't like to test dummy.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
They called that like the body double.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, yeah, and how long did you do that?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
A few years?
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Living in l A.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, it's very cool.
Speaker 9 (31:25):
It was very cool.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah. Yeah, is there a Donkey show? I can go
to les.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
In Mexico.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
I hear Donkey Show and I'm like, wants me.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
To do a donkey show?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Can I incorp.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I can tell you that Daisy does not know the
definition of a donkey show, like we know.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, she has no idea what we're talking about her.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Don't google it, don't look at the photo.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
You like that with me?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Do you see what you're doing? You do what you're
doing a google donkey show and see what you get.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
You probably right now?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
All right?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Is it gonna be born?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Anyway? So we're getting closer to the event once again,
we're sold out of the VP. I think it's only
like fifty tickets left.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
For the event, and it'll sell it fast.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I'm so looking forward to it. And of course you're
going to perform that night as well.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
I'm doing something fun that it's one of my favorite numbers.
I'm bringing the cheese factor this round.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Okay, good cheesy is good with us?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Have some of this.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Amber Nova is.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Excited, trying to move her hips.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
She's trying to move. Of course, we all have faith
in Angelique. We know she knows what she's doing. And
then Daisy, you're going you gotta go on.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Stage, baby, I can go on the state for let
her for ten minutes. It was his fault, you know.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
She says, Oh, I'm going to do this ten minute thing,
and I got my dance and us had ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Okay. She also says she can have sex for five hours,
so we don't know what she's through the number.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
You are standing on the side and she looks over.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
She's like.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Passed out.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I forgot that I gained forty pounds between when I
thought I did and didn't.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Okay, you were wonderful. It was wonderful.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
It was I can have sex for five hours.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
Just so okay, I believe yeah, yeh yeah, yeah sure,
not with a donkey never.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
We want to thank our sponsors, which is Mills Air
just call Mo and then at Lady James and the
Courses and Cuties and your and your boyfriend unless at
husband again.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yea, your boyfriend made the crowns.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
It is so cool.
Speaker 10 (33:28):
Looka yeah Ko creative solutions and he's shipping that to
me so I can bling it out and we'll have
it ready to go for the show. And I do
want to give a shout out to Jacob. He's been
taking care of some problems at my home and he listens,
so he's.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
A really sweet guy. He's very excited that I was
doing the show.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Hey, and for the lady James.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
For those who are going for the first time, and
a lot of people that tell me they bought tickets
they've never been to a BURLESHS show. They talked their
wife into it, all that.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Great date night, So what are.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Some things they should know about or burless night? Of course, bring.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
One dollar singles, Yeah, because.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
They love that. You get to tip the girls. That's
part of the gimmick. That's part of the thing.
Speaker 10 (34:03):
We do take digital tips, but it's just so much
interactive when you can tip the performer personally. Yeah, I'd
say get there early, give yourself time to get a
cocktail or two.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Early.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Angel is going to be spending tunes. Angel is DJ
and so there's a party beforehand.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
We'll be available for photos with the contestants, okay, and
then just have a good damn time.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
That's our tagline of our show.
Speaker 10 (34:22):
We want you to appreciate the show for what it
is and not feel like you're in a compreciation of boobs.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Why are you gotta worry about the show? Worry about
the boobs if you like boobs, show up, enjoy.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
It, and we'll have something for everybody on that stage.
You know, if one person isn't your favorite, the next
one probably will be.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, very good.
Speaker 10 (34:40):
Yeah, and you know I've got the girls that'll take
the stage and take their hearts.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
So I'm excited for it, and we will.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
We will crown a brand new Miss Monster Burlett. So
we were talking to BB Caliber and BB Caliber will
be doing her like farewell, you know, miss Monster Burlesque dance,
and she was saying, I think this is probably accurate.
She would she was Miss Monster Burlest twenty twenty four
and this will be twenty five, twenty six.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Right, So the sashes that I have, I do have
one for BB because we had to create.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
One for shame last Yeah.
Speaker 10 (35:12):
Hers says twenty four, and the one this year says
twenty five.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
So it's the year that you're crowned. Very good, that's
your rain.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah all right, well, ladies, thank you for coming in.
Speaker 11 (35:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I'm looking forward to seeing what you know, what we got,
And I'm glad that the audience gets to vote, because
you know, everyone's been so sweet and so nice. I
wouldn't be able to you know, Yeah, lady James anything
we're forgetting.
Speaker 10 (35:34):
Yeah, let's go ahead and give the girls social so
everybody can follow them online.
Speaker 11 (35:38):
So I'm on Instagram just von breuha divine.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
D v y n E.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
And I am on Instagram at miss Foxy.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
L Hoxie, and I would never be able to spell
the word brewha to say no.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
So it's b r u j ja.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Okay, there you go there, which means which buh buh
brew hawk.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Yeah, but I can't sell the foxy.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
What was Foxy's easy fox easy spell foxes.
Speaker 9 (36:07):
X y what o x y f o x y.
I got nervous I spelled it.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
I almost want to spell it, and I was like,
I'm not sure if it's y or ie. So I'm
just gonna stop.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh gotcha. If you want to get those last remaining tickets.
Once again, it's real radiomonsters dot com. That's real Radiomonsters
dot com. Ladies, thank you so much. I'm afford to
send you on the December of the fifth. Uh, well,
you gotta take a little break when we come back
and sign for the King of Denmark Red Holmes to
make his daily proclamation. You're listening to the mansters of
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