Grab The Iguana

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
How is everybody doing on a Thursday?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Great?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Great?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
You know, good ish in the ballpark of good.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I guess I tried to because I've been getting nasal
spray shamed by Courtney in the mornings. I tried to
like lessen it up a little bit, like, Okay, this
will be respectful. She won't say anything about me bee
taking too many sprays. And I already find myself like, oh.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Right, also, I'm just gonna throw it out there. Court
me in the morning sounds like a fun show.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Listen it is.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I tune in. I tune in every morning, and she
she will kind of just want to stry. I tune
in for the question of the day.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (00:39):
Is it about cactuses? World spares?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's always something that is almost difficult to google, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
They're they're out there, kind.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Of like the Internet hasn't even thought of most of
these questions that she thinks. So just yet, no, s Warlock,
All right, let's see what we got here. Let's put
our ears the ground, our fingers in the pulse. Let's
see whats happening to this great, big wide world of ours. Okay,
voice good, Let's go to the back of a police car.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Rather everybody. We're doing it. We are doing it, whether
you like it or not.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Her name is Crystal Tadlock, and Miss Crystal is in
some trouble. Crystal not a good time. Oh, Crystal's bad,
bad news. Just the name itself.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
No, just you're you're ripe for stories like this.

Speaker 7 (01:26):
Crystal.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, Crystal with a Y is kind of like.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
We'll watch out the normal way.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
But that's Crystal one and I are signed.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
That's the one.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
If there's a couple other mix ups in the spelling,
they get away from it.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's like s E A N versus s.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
A h A W one, which is obviously the correct spelling.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
What are your thoughts on s h A U N.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Barely in the equation.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
We don't run into each other very often, although I
have a good friend whose name is spelled that way.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yes, yeah, I mean I.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Just think all the why. Well, you're gonna see what
Crystal with a why is like in just a second here, okay,
because she is a Houston nurse scratch that used to
be a Houston nurse. Before this moment went down, she
got arrested for driving under the influence, and she started
yelling at the cops. She already had a problem what

(02:21):
with the arrest and stuff, but her mouth kept a
running and that's what lost her her job. Here she goes, child,
all right, you.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Can see where you're.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Going, right, I think you you fat girdle, you already know.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't even know.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
By the way. Uh, Ashley and I say that line
all the time. I have a child, but we say it.
We say it like Billy Zane on Titanic where he's
using the kid to get on the life. But I
have a child.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I have a child. This is different. This is oh god,
oh it hurts it to even try. She's screaming at him.
As you can tell. This is again Crystal Tadlock.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
And we'll find out why she used.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
To be a nurse.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
I have a child, well, nurse, And when you come
through my hospital, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I'll let you die to do it.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
God do it on the fields.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
And of all the jobs like you can, you could
probably get away with it if you work at the
Taco Bell drive through, you know what I mean, Like
I'm gonna make I'm a drive through operator at Taco Bell.
When you come through I'm not giving you your chili
cheese burrito.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay, it sits out for four hours, Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
But if you say I'm a nurse and if you
come through my job, I'm gonna make sure you f
and die, that is going to be a fireable offense. Yeah,
that's that's that's gonna do.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
It fireble and you won't get hired able ever again.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Probably. I don't know if nurses are like cops. Nurses
help us out with this. Do they shuffle around the
bad nurses kind of like bad uh you know pastors.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Or whatever, the bad nurses shuffle themselves around. Do they
just chop in another city? She's like, my name is Crystal,
and that's why that's why you get that red flag.
But she says, if you come to my hospital, then
you're gonna die.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Please that child well a nurse and when you come
through my hospital, don't worry.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
I'll let you die.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh no, oh.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
No, all your family members.

Speaker 9 (04:33):
And this is all on recording Greater Heights.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
It's centered, but it was so close. It's like, uh
not the.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Whole world was word was pulled out there.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
So she's big mad.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Huh, she's angry. She knows she's being recorded too, and
she was saying the whole time, like, hey, you are
your whole family. When they come through the hospital, I'm
going to They're all going to die. They're all going
to die. She said, I couldn't walk straight because I
had an F and eye injection yesterday. Because my perception

(05:05):
is permanently off.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
It turns out, and.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
You shouldn't be driving then, you know, when you come
up with the I'm not drunk excuse, you can't be
coming up with something else that would make you ineligible
to drive that, like, I'm not drunk. Just these meds
I'm on make me blind temporarily, I'm totally fine to drive,
you know, just the blindness.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
And for the record, the police disagreed, and so did
her blood alcohol level. Okay, so this is not really
a thing to die.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
She's not going to have that job anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Was that the cop in the background going, oh really, yeah,
it's hilarious. The cop was watching it like he was
at home on the couch watching a YouTube video, but
he's watching real life in the in the seat behind him.
Dare I play anymore of this now? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I'll just say that to show there's curse words like
three seconds after words.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
But we're back. We're good.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
We're good, We're good. We're rebuilt, We're rebuilt.

Speaker 7 (06:05):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Watch, it is going to be the same thing that
always happens. It's gonna be I hit play immediate curseword
because my persumption.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Is permanently off.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
You can't speak straight because you have an accent from
another country.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Make you listen to it.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
No, that's because Ice hasn't picked you up.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, I just said you.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Don't want me there because you're gonna let me die.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Well yeah, I mean you're a talk that agreed of
a person.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
You think you can just treat me like this. You're
gonna be so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I love this kind of thing. This woman that's like,
if you come to my hospital or your family comes
to my hospital, you're dying. You're all gonna die. I'll
kill all of you. If you don't get deported, I'll
call Ice on you. You'll do that.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
And then then she's like, yeah, you're a terrible.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Person, gonna be so embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Contra of the turntables, my dear, who is very embarrassed, I'm.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Sure maybe not. I mean, I hope so yeah, but
point taken though she should. She's like, you are going
to be so embarrassed when this comes out. It's like,
really because evidence points to this looks worse for you
right now? There she is starting us off no longer
and nurse unfortunately for her, but a star in my heart.
It's miss Crystal Tadlock thirty five years old. Wow, should

(07:26):
know better. In Magnolia, Texas, she ran into a piece
of concrete, failed day sobriety test, and the rest is
her perception.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
Her death perception is perfectly off.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
So is mine. Mine's off too, And that's why I suck.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
At basketball shots.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah but basketball site, I uh, that not what you said?
Is there a better way to say that?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Just for future sports talks?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's why I missed when I'm shooting hoops. Okay, Well,
if if people could see what I was doing, they
would know that I'm.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm being shot.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Please, I'm doing it the wrist a little bit. Let
me tell you she's supposed to spin the ball.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I don't want to yell at you this early in
the show, but yes I do.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Come on, I'm right, might just do it.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Okay, flat out call you might need to call him
after this flat out. If you and I played a
game of horse head to head, I would smoke your ass.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
I scratched my entire roast set and does bring in
a basketball hoop on October thirtieth and you just have
a one on one.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I will be dropping bockers or whatever. I will be
that from. I don't know the lingo, but I can
make that orange ball go.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Through the hoop.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I'm telling you a little bit of this, you know,
around the back, around the side, not you know very much?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
The six seven? What was that? That? That's the kids thing.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, you're so hip with a kid these days, ceiling,
you're so tuned in. He's got all the lingo. He's
with the six seven.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
All right, about the two on one hoop game.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I'll take you both on. All right, it's horse, all
of us head to head to have sea lands out first,
honest to guy. All Right, we got a lot to
get to today. He just looks like he sucks at basketball.
I don't know, he should be good.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
It's very tall, I know, right below the hoop do
lay up so day on paper?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
He should be way better at this. Yeah, I worry
of us I'm the one who has a basketball. Hoop.
Oh that's true. God, it's all one stolen valor I
ran into one so that we all have a sort
of a connection going on there.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Yeah, but like I currently actually have a basketball. Why
it's it's.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Installed installed in my house.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
It's there. I don't even may have came with the house.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
He's currently got it propping up his skeleton family on
the front yard.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
No, because it's pretty permanent. It's not where we want
the skeleton to be.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
I'm excited for this show. I feel like a fight
do be a coming on?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
I mean, you know, getting ready for the roast? Here,
the roast is in fourteen days, two weeks. Friends and
normal people talk two weeks away.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Come on, I mean this today's the only day we
could say it's a fortnite away.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh it is one fortnighte away from right now, the
roast of Sean Watson.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
For those of you young in's young video game players,
that word existed before. It's you know, but when your parents'
parents were parents' parents, they used it.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Make sure you're all ready to go.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
You got all the info you need to learn more
at the Newsjunkie dot Com slash roast. Okay, meanwhile, let's
get into this. There's talk today of these National Guard
troops and like in federal troops going into other places,
and I can't tell it. I keep hearing, Oh, troops
are going to go into Saint Louis, and then it
looks like some do but it doesn't look like that

(10:54):
big of a thing. And then troops are going into Chicago.
But then it's like it seems like it's mostly ice
in Chicago. That's it's out there every day. And there's
a lot of cities that just keep getting named. But
now the talk is that they are going to deploy
troops in San Francisco because it's a crap hole and
the troops are needed or something. But let's see what

(11:15):
they're saying. NBC in the Bay Area is talking about
this is their territory. Let's see what they said about covered.

Speaker 10 (11:21):
That's the message today is San Francisco leaders again say
no to President Trump and his suggestion of sending in
the National Guard.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
This comes to San Francisco.

Speaker 11 (11:31):
Is in the global spotlight as it hosts the Dream
Force conference.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay, let's look that up. Because of all the things
I know about world affairs. What the hell is the
Dreamforce Conference. I don't know if that's or international affairs.
I don't know if that could have me shooting some
more free balls dream Force. Let me go back to
him saying it.

Speaker 10 (11:54):
So San Francisco is in the global spotlight as it
hosts the dream Force conference.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Dreamforce Conference is what this guy said.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I mean, there are quite a few conference with.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
San Francisco, because yeah, that's where it's going down in
the Bay Area, in California tech event.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm getting off the bell.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Okay, So that's.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Some marketing transformation, revolutionize your business AI insights sounds like
a bunch.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Of tech pro stuff that they got going on. It
makes sense in San Francisco. The thing that always gets
me about these sorts of stories is, you know, I
think you could you could send in the National Guard.
They probably would make things cleaner and safer like they
seem to have done in Washington, d C. But the
thing is, you don't need that. They've done this already

(12:43):
in California. The California residents that don't care just don't care,
all right, because the California residents already saw that when
the world leaders come to town.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
They can literally clean up the city overnight.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
They can just invite some world leaders every now and
then maybe once a more.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Just put them on this schedule, and you get like,
it's like tricking your kid to clean his room or something.
They can do them about and flow they can do it. Yeah.
I mean, I'm resigning to this territory where I'm like,
if a whole city full of people wants to vote
one way and continuously vote in people who give them
garbage outcomes, then they deserve garbage outcomes. Okay, that's what

(13:20):
they want in San Francisco. They're in't a Republican in sight.
You can't blame this on anybody else. Okay, you have
your people, you voted all your people in San Francisco,
and you see what's going on with homelessness and with
these streets in the situation there, and you see that
when you want to clean it up, you can, and
you can make it nice, and people go outside and
they're like, man, san Francisco's beautiful again, what a place

(13:43):
to be, And then it goes back to crap. So
you see what it can be like.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
You see what it is normally like.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
You see who your elected officials are Why should anybody else.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Get between you in a bad time.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I don't feel like we need to keep doing this,
but at least that's the threat here that's going on.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Let's see what else they said.

Speaker 10 (14:01):
Here's NBC Cirio Contana, Come on Syria.

Speaker 11 (14:06):
They assembled and stood at attention on the grounds of
the San Francisco Police Academy. These are fifty two current
San Francisco Police cadets and two additional cadets for other
police agencies.

Speaker 12 (14:16):
I just wanted to come over here alongside the District Attorney.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
The ships, the mayor, you're.

Speaker 12 (14:21):
The deputy chiefs is just say thank you for believing
in San Francisco.

Speaker 11 (14:26):
The whole point of the mayor, the DA, the sheriff,
and the California Hobby Patrol walking among the cadets and
thanking them.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Bro, what is with the cops that they have arranged here?
This guy is like one hundred years old. Who's a
new cop waiting in the fight?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Sean, I don't I think that's a guy.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
No, that guy is not a young man. Of all
the things I know, that is not a young man
that I'm looking at there.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
That is an old man.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
With gray hair, who's at least sixty.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Plus years old. He's a police officer.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Half of these guys are like five to three. I
mean it like there's a weird These are their cops
or this must be like some particular type of cop
or something volunteer. Are these like the Yeah, these are
volunteers or like the traffic cops or something something that.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
The mayor is gathering in front of a group of
ninety three new recruit traffic cops.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Well, if this is what they got, this looks like
a weird collection of cops. Just to me, what do
I know here? But there you go. They're saying we
don't need them. Everything's fine over here. Trump's saying, we're
going to continue with these federal surges into more cities.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
We'll see if it happens. You tell me what you think.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I literally am standing on that whole thing where it's like, hey,
if people want to live in crap, if they want
to live like this, if they want this to be
their neighborhood, that's their business. It's not mine.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
If you want Portland to be crap, if you want
San Francisco to be crap, if you want New York
City Public trans Transit to be crap. If you want
all these cities to be guarbed, that's what it is.
Until you vote other people into office with different ideas
who want to do something different, that's what you get, right,
That's what it should be. And eventually, I mean one
would think at this point San Francisco would start voting

(16:12):
in another direction or something. They haven't learned any lessons
just yet. It hasn't really landed on them, so, I mean.

Speaker 13 (16:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's like, well, should we clean somebody else's room for them? No,
I want to clean my room. I want my room clean.
I want my room nice and clean. If they want
a dirty room, they can keep their room dirty. You
let us know what you think. Send a dispatch over
at thenewsjunkie dot com right now, real quick.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Somebody in the military salutes to you.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
My friend US Army retired Robert emails the show thank
you U about troop pay to tips at the News
Junkie dot Com and he says, hey, guys, I have
to strongly disagree with that AI answer you gave.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Out yesterday for troop pay.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
This was because troop said a lot of people had
issues with that.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Did they really?

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah, okay, I mean it's sounded like a lot chime
in When we asked.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
What was happening was Trump said that that was a
mystery donor, very very very very rich person who would
pay for the troops salaries if the government shut down
continued and there was a need for that. And I
started thinking, God, that seems like a.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Lot of money.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
There are a lot of troops out there, and what
if you had to pay for all of the troops
and the Armed forces salaries for one month? And the
number that came out from AI was just, you know, unbelievable.
I thought it was it sounded like too much. But
this person says, I have to strongly disagree with the
AI answer for troop pet If you look at the
chart I haven't closed, you will see that E one

(17:38):
private through E four specialists make up a great deal
of the Armed forces. That is far below the ten
thousand dollars a month as suggested. In addition, troops get
paid twice a month. So whatever the number on the
chart is, divide by two. Thank you for your attention
in this matter, he says, US Army retired Robert He's
saying our estimate was way too high from AI, and

(17:59):
that could have been the case.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
What did people correct us to? Anybody? You have another number.
I don't know if they.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Gave an actual number or they were giving out salaries,
but it was it was basically the AIS we looked
at Sabrina's had them making like up to ten thousand
a month.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Ten thousand two or twenty thousand. I feel like the
number was right.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Too much for like a for a regular grunt soldier
that they're not going to make ten thousand.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
That's what the AI said. I just googled it.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Well, you use your head, you don't you know, the
new soldiers is not gonna make one hundred twenty thousand
dollars plus a year.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
That's what you had.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
We had a google. I just did.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
But the AI was probably doing like an average, which
where like there might be some higher salaries that are
kind of pushing the average up a bit. I don't know,
but the one that I used said eight thousand a
month with which also seems a little steep, right.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Right, Well, I mean, if you have any more accurate numbers.
He gave me some graphic here, but I don't know
if it's gonna help. I'll open it up just because
he took the time and we have one second to
do it. He's just the military paychart. Oh god, sir,
What am I supposed to do with it?

Speaker 4 (19:12):
This is great chat GPT. And also then to simplify.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
It, I'm sure there's some analyst who loves spreadsheets who
looks at this and goes, well, that is just fantastic.
I don't even know what I'm looking at, sir. There's
so many numbers here. I see that they get paid
anywhere from two thousand a months to like eighteen thousand
a month or maybe pay period who knows. Yeah, thank
you for the info. Suffice to say this, I feel
like this is an accurate statement. Ready, It's an accurate

(19:39):
statement to say, to pay for every person in the
military for their paycheck for one month is expensive. All right,
That's what I'm gonna land on. I'm gonna land on that,
and you can agree or disagree. When we come back,
we're gonna go old and young because there is a
very very young person in the news and a very
very old person in the news. You're gonna hear from

(19:59):
them both for very different reasons, but both great stories
and they're coming up next on the News Junkie. We

(20:22):
have an audience made up of some very young people
new into the talk radio world and some old oo's
who are hanging out with us each day.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Shouts out to you to have you on board.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
To the whipper snappers.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I love every.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Once in a while cleaning the palette here with something
that I think is like wholesomer or interesting. I got
something a little more controversial in the back burner right now,
which we'll push forward in a second.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
But I wanted to start.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Out with this because I just, you know, I thought
it's interesting. This is a weird, interesting generational divide going
on here. And are you either of you familiar at
all with Shirley Curry? Have you heard that name before?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
I can't say that I have.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
She is old, she is old, and her.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Not curly. Shirley Curry is her name.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I love how she's the only YouTuber still filming and
standard deaf. She's like the last YouTuber and not at
what This lady is known for being a gamer. We
were talking about gamers the other day. She's a gamer
for reals. And this woman, Shirley Curry, is eighty nine

(21:31):
years old. She plays a video game some of you
may have heard of called Skyrim's still going on.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, yeah for her, Well that's the news.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
She sean, this is lighthearted.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well it's interesting to me at least. I don't know
if it's lighthearted. But we'll see what we take from this,
because she has posted a video to her.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Fans, and let me tell you, she has a lot
of fans.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Okay, a lot of people love watching the wholesome content
from this grandmother. She has one point three million subscribers.
All right. She didn't have crazy cams spinning around three
sixty shots, effects, lights, smoke machines, sounders like a looser.
She is an old lady in a chair. She's eighty
nine years old, and she just clicked record and uploaded

(22:18):
this video and her fans are melting down.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Good morning, grandkids, she calls the grand kid.

Speaker 13 (22:26):
I don't exactly know how to start this.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Oh, first of all.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
One thing I love. She's just like Pautie Pie or something.
She still has a gaming chair. She's like she's got
the Skyrim posters on the wall, minor like Cuie Pie.
It's like the eighty nine year old woman who never
grew up and not only does she play video games,
which usually are a young person's game, but also she's

(22:57):
a YouTuber recording videos and uploading them like this is
a young person's game and this woman is and they're
doing very.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
Well because people kind of like it. What do you
think stacked up behind her in the background on that shelf.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
TV, she saw some kind of like games or something
of a game that maybe also but she.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Says she's she's not gonna do it anymore.

Speaker 13 (23:18):
I will say that I am no longer going to
be uploading Skyrim.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
No.

Speaker 13 (23:30):
I have a few older regular viewers, so most of
them seem to be very young kids.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Children I would have scrolled already.

Speaker 13 (23:43):
And I'm not getting.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Anything for people who want that nice. No.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
I know, and I want nice stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
But I needed to content very relaxed.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
No off herself on this livestream.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh my god, No, she doesn't killers I don't like.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
I'm scared.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
She should do it in Skyrim.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
She could do it in sky Oh you guys, she's
just saying she's she done doing it, and and she
has a reason why. I don't know if she gets it.

Speaker 13 (24:11):
From them on the videos. All I get is high, grandma,
I love your grandma. That that isn't not what I
was spending at my time on making and uploading videos.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Damn, she only made it seventy five videos?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
You make, people, how many did you make it? To see?

Speaker 6 (24:37):
I haven't started any vlogs?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
You got any Skyrim vlogs? This old lady had seventy five,
which is at least double digits, very impressive, almost triple digits.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
In fact, she.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
Doesn't even have one vlog for every year she's been alive.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
She The brutal thing is she says she's not gonna
do it anymore because she wanted to be respected as
a gamer. Instead everybody's calling her grandma, and she's like,
I'm not carkid. Yeah, I don't know what you want.

Speaker 12 (25:02):
I'm just telling you what Sabrina, You too, Christopher.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
She said that she's not having fun anymore making the videos,
and she's saying that younger people all they do is
say hey grandma in the comments, and that's not what
she's here for.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
I'm going to check the comments.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
But if she's calling her fans grandkids, that is the
I mean go to response, Yeah the grandma video games?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Like yeah, if you're.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
A grandson's gonna sewer a thing.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
If you're working your community out like this and you're like, hey,
I'm grandma doing the video and you're the grandkids watching
the video, they're probably going to do that. They're not
calling her grandma in the comments, they're saying they're rocked
to their core. They can't believe this is happening, and
they're very upset that the grandma gamer won't be uploading anymore.
But I'll tell you, I mean, she's an old lady now,

(25:57):
she's almost ninety years old. How long did you think
she would is gonna upload for for god?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Is something happening or she's like based for the statistics. Yeah,
I should go out and do something before I die.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
No, she just bored.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
She's just said I'm not having fun. I'm not having fun.
To do it, I'll have her explain more.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
You guys were getting bored with her too, because I've.

Speaker 13 (26:17):
Been playing sky Rim uploading it for about fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Fifteen years ten.

Speaker 13 (26:23):
Yeah, those I will still appreciate hearing from.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
You.

Speaker 13 (26:30):
You usually have my email.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
And it's a little slow.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
It is a little slow. I don't get this.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
I don't it.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Would be like, can you complete it challenge? Can I
watch this whole video or the one where that try
guys dude tries to time.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Watch ten of the Grandma videos? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
The try guy guys tries to explain again why he
cheated on his wife.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
I mean, the irony of it all is that she's
stopping because she's bored, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Bored of watching her talk about being bored.

Speaker 13 (27:02):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
I think she's sweet, but she she's done.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
She reminds me of the old lady who maybe even
older than her, that has like a YouTube where she
makes like old poverty meals.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, yeah, and it's just it's just.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Like really material, what's happening here?

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Really slow teaching you how to cook stuff? But she
does all this old stuff, which like she doesn't use
cutting board, she like cuts stuff in her hands. I'm like,
she's gonna bleed out any minute.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, she's too old for that kind of non says
you can't afford a mistake at that age.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
It's dangerous.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
So this is just a general shout out to all
the old heads in the audience. I love you, I
appreciate you. I hope you have a great day today.
I hope that we could keep you in touch, maybe
somehow to the younger stuff, and even the younger people
amongst us on the bottom of the chain, could keep

(27:59):
us in touch with what's going on.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
And I'll tell you this, if you don't mind me piggybacking.
I know that you call the station phone number to
leave a dispatch.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
That's not how it works. She wouldn't. This lady would
use the actual app. I feel like she could. She's
mega advanced, Grandma. You know what sucks for her too, well,
is if she tries to me, I don't know if
she's in a marriage or something. Maybe hopefully she is,
hopefully she's happily married. Well let's say she's she was
single and you're eighty nine years old. If she wants
to date somebody, every eighty year old guy is going

(28:30):
to be.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Like, you play video games? You know about technology?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
And then do you want to do it? Or what
we're talking of?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Wine, It's going to be bad, But all right, there
you go, old lady saying goodbye to her fans over
on YouTube. God bless yes.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
She later out into the great grand.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
She hasn't spoken to in ten years, but well she's
been busy, she's uploading videos.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
It's the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
When we come back, we'll hear about the other side
of this, a younger person popping into the news for
a very controversial reason, So we'll shock you back into
that direction. We've also got to talk about flags and offices.
A person who signed a major league sports deal and
they're fifty eight years old. Age is a thing today
on the show, we'll get to a lot of that
and so much more coming up next on the News

(29:17):
Junkie Event, which is going down on October thirtieth at

(29:37):
Judson's Live The Doctor Phillips Center. Snag all the information
you need over at thenewsjunkie dot com slash roast. All right,
let's get into a couple of things here. What do
you do with the little monsters? That is my question
for you today. I've talked about this a lot on
the show. I think that there's a lot of people
who don't realize something that only teachers can really tell

(30:02):
you with the utmost of confidence. People who are disconnected
from everyday life where you have to deal with a
bunch of young people, don't understand that a lot of
them have really bad parents and a lot of them
turn out to be monsters. And if you have a
class of thirty kids, you're going to have at least one,
if not more that suck, that are just duds that

(30:25):
you can look at the class and go, that kid
is going to end up in jerild, like what are
we even trying?

Speaker 3 (30:31):
What are we doing.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Living in their parents house forever?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Or they're just weird I meant of weird kids, weirdo kids.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
There's a lot of weird kids. There's a lot of
well there's more word about the bad kids and the
weird kids, because the weird kids at least get the
job done. But in this case, there is a nine
year old boy who is now at the center of
a big backlash. He got arrested, this nine year old
and he got arrested by the Putnam County, Florida Sheriff's office,

(30:59):
and they put posted his mugshot. It posted the nine
year old mugshot. Single digit kid nine years old posted
his mugshot online like that. They didn't post it blurred.
They actually posted the photo, which is kind of crazy
because he looks like he's such.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
A little ohs.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Mugshot.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
I'll put it up.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I see it now, I mean is nine years old.
But this kid sucks.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
You got to get the parents.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
I wish you just throw the parents behind bars and.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Solve this problem, because this kid does suck. The unblurred
picture of the child who was originally allegedly arrested excuse me,
threatening a classmate with a knife was the thing he
got in trouble for. It was shared on Facebook by
the Putnam County Sheriff's Office on Friday, in a viral
post that now has got over fifty thousand comments because

(31:51):
they posted this kid's mugshot. The nine year old boy
was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly
weapon without intent to kill following the incident at the school.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
I guess he brought.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
A pocket knife to school, which is a no go,
and then he got into a fight with a classmate
and threatened multiple kids that he was going to stab
them with his pocket knife at the school. You can't
do that, you know what I mean, you can't do that.
While I absolutely do not support his behavior or bringing
a weapon to school, this is still a nine year
old child, says one of the people who was upset

(32:26):
about this.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Arresting him.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Taking a mug shot and publicly posting it like this
can cause lasting psychological harm. I mean, I think damage
has already been done here, but I think the damage
probably has been done by the parents. The first mug
shot at nine, though, nine is crazy. I don't know
if they posted his name too, so like sticks with him,
you know when he google his name. Since when does
law enforcement show pictures him a nine year old child

(32:49):
and give their name. I'm not condoning what the child did,
but still he's a very young child. Somebody said, y'all
really posted his baby picture like this part of it?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, as to agree with that.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
It sucks what he did and it's awful, and I
hope that he there are lessons learned when he is
doing his whatever time a nine year old does in jail,
but none to post it online. I mean every other
county or state you've seen something along these lines, news
stories or any Facebook posts by that law enforcement office,

(33:24):
and they blur out the face because that's what people
were doing.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
No, they didn't, they didn't. The thing for me is
why are they I don't have a problemly them arresting kids.
Sometimes you got to arrest kids you got. If you're
realistic about the world, every once in a while, you
need to arrest a kid. I know that sounds bad
and you might not like the way it hits your
ear drums, but sometimes kids deserve to and.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Need to be arrested.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
But I don't think you need to post his photo
on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
I don't think that you need to post that up
on Facebook. And it seems to me like that part
of it could have been avoided. And in these cases,
when I see a nine year old breaking bad like this,
I immediately want there to be intervention in the family and
figure out what's going on, because a nine year old,

(34:12):
the chances the chances that this nine year old has
two functioning parents are incredibly low.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
You see this so often.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
It's usually a broken home that these kids are coming from.
It's usually absent parents that do nothing until something like
this happens to their kid and then tells you what
an angel and sweet little kid their child actually is
and how he's the victim and all of this stuff.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
They do no parenting up until the point.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
The kid causes chaos and gets arrested or something, and
then they do sweeping for the kid. And don't try
to change any of the behaviors at all. It almost
always asks the teachers. I'll say it again, ask the teachers.
It almost always boils down to bad parenting, bad parents,
absent parents who aren't doing anything in this nine year
old kid's life, but putting them on blast on the

(35:02):
Facebook page of the sheriff's office. Here's the thing, here's
how I think about this. If if the sheriff's office
has a Facebook page, which I could see the necessity
for that, Like we could all see the necessity for
law enforcement having social media pages to get information out,
just to keep in contact with the population that they serve.

(35:24):
Like there's reasons for them to have social media profiles.
I don't even care if they do the Grady Judd
press conferences and they do a little dog and pony
show and try to go viral for the day. But
when you post a mugshot of an adult, in my
tiny little pea brain, at least I can figure out

(35:44):
what the goal would be there. The goal would be
to deter another adult from doing the same thing lest
they be shamed. Allah putting up somebody's ID who tries
to use a fake ID at the bar or you know,
like shaming people who shoplift from your grocery store.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
You know these are the reasoning.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Behind this is you put the person's photo out there
as a lesson to other people their age. This kid's nine, man,
what's the lesson going to be? Are there nine year
old scrolling through Facebook? Oh?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Well, it's going to bring a knife to school tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Not going to do it now? Because this kid got
arrested and he had a mugshot.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
I don't know that the logic follows. I don't think
that it does.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
In fact, I think you start helping this kid out.
You start isolating from the other kids at school to
start with, to make sure everybody's safe. Then you start
helping him reintegrate as best you can. You check into
what's going on with his parents, because I bet it's
broken as hell, and you try to put him on
some sort of path to like fix his life. He's nine,
He's got a chance, He's got a lot of time

(36:47):
ahead of him. He's nine years old. Okay, nine years old.
Most people have toilet's older than this kid is. For
God's sake, tires older than this kid is. But posting
the photo online seems bad than this kid.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
No, you shouldn't you have every once in a while,
you got it?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Well, I might, I might on my car. But anyways,
David says on YouTube, Sean admits to having a pee
brand got me, got me in the logic Pretzel, there
we go. I said it, so it must be true.
It tell us what you think nine year olds? What
do you do? And is posting their mugshots online if
you do arrest them something that the sheriff's office should

(37:26):
be doing. I don't think so, but I do think
there are legit reasons when like, you can't have a
nine year old grab a gun and rob a bank
and then afterwards going, oh, you got us.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
We don't have cuffs.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
That thing's all so grounded.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
There's nothing we can do, but we're taking your Nintendo away.
You do have to arrest kids. Sometimes you got to
punch kids sometimes. I've said that before on the show.
A couple couple of fourteen year olds attack he or something.
The idea that you're just going to cover up and
take the shots because you're not supposed to hit those kids,
but no, punch them, hit them, defend yourself. So these

(38:00):
things should be more loose but a nine year old
doesn't need his photo blast it out everywhere on social
and I'm not gonna put it up on see it
now for that particular reason.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
But now you know, let us know what you think.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Give us your thoughts over at thenewsjunkie dot com. Let's see,
we got a bunch of dispatches already. I want to
hold those for right now, and we'll also get to
send of your emails. Send yours at tips at the
neewsjunkie dot com. Just like Alisha who says, hey, happy Thursday.
Was wondering since you and Courtney like to watch scary movies,

(38:31):
if you've ever checked out the Alter channel on YouTube. No,
I've never heard of this. It's a collection of short
horror movies, some of them good, some of them not
so good, but completely addictive. It's been around a few years,
so you may be familiar. But if not, I thought
i'd spread the word. Love the show listen every day, Alisha.
Thank you, Alisha Mayor and I may not check that out,

(38:53):
but thank you for the suggestion. At the very least
somebody else might pick up on it. When we come back,
we'll hear from you. We'll see what's happening in your world?
World got a couple of things to dive into, including
an American flag controversy and a massive iguana finally apprehended
the iguanamug shot receless the story coming up next on

(39:14):
the news.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
Chunk Key.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Leaving a thousand dollars on the table and not attempting
it because you think too many other people are playing
is unhinged, and more people do that than play. More
people are like, hey, there's too many people anticipating. Yeah,
the odds are stacked against me and I won't win.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
That thought does not cross anyone's mind when you get
scratch offs that ever win.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
No, you're like, this is this one's going to be the.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Winner, more of a chance with our conda, so absolutely
do it.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
No money.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
I'm not totally sure how this works, but I know
that it comes in on like a no caller ID
number or maybe just no caller ID, but it shows
a number YEA and the new iOS, which the thing
that I loved the most about It has a lot
of features that block unknown calls.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah, you might want to.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
Turn off that feature.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
If you try to win that sweet cane, you.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Take a cold Blockie cad block you when the iHeart people.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
Are calling am I because you know you can't. You
don't have the number to save I can't.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Maybe you're saying it's worth it to like drop shield
for the hour after you put the keyword in. Yeah,
it shields back up, shields back up afterwards. So okay,
that makes sense. I want to tell you about a
in iguana in a moment here. But when I was
teasing this story, this rogue iguana, and I was putting
this out there for people, immediately the conversation went to

(40:48):
I heard iguanas are delicious, and people push this kind
of stuff NonStop because in almost all of these cases,
when somebody wants you to eat something, they got an agenda,
all right, right times, there is an agenda when they
want you to eat something. And when they tell you
to eat iguanas, it's because you're probably in South Florida

(41:10):
and there were iguanas everywhere.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Aguana is on iguanas, on iguanas.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Hey, there's a good amount.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
But I have I was born and raised in South Florida,
and I do not remember that being an offering it.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Is now nowadays they try to get people.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
I don't even know. I don't even know if I've
eaten snake before. I remember, I remember it being on
the table. We're gonna go camping, and it was like,
you know, if we catch a snake, you know, our
counselor knows how to cook it and eat it.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, but send you with snacks into the forest.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
No, we had plenty of sense.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Trust me.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
It was Sea Lane. They had plenty of whatever. It
was the greatest camp ever. I'm sure you got you
got words about my camping set up. Well, it's just
it's like your school that had all the fast food
places all at once. I'm sure that, like you're camping.
This was.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
It was much different before the fast food school, which
I didn't actually have.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Probably had fruit.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
By the foot instead of like you know, the knockoff, but.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
They made it to look like a snake and they
had to catch it.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Instead of instead of candy strip I had. I think
mine was a length of fruit.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I'm like my mom would get from like these auctions
and stuff. Oh it's bad anyhow, So people push these
things on you when they have an agenda. Living in
the Midwest for a while, there was a thing about
Asian cart because if you don't know, the Great Lakes
are full from all the big ships coming in, like
you know, shipping stuff from other countries and whatnot. These
ships come into the Great Lakes to drop off stuff

(42:41):
to the Midwest and they pick up all these Asian
fish and the fish kind of ride along with the
ships and then when they get into the Great Lakes
they go swimming away. So now you know, Lake Michigan
in particular, is just choc a block full of these fish.
And they had an ugly so they renamed them Asian

(43:01):
carp and they try to push them.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
On everybody and all this original I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
All the Chicago restaurants were like, you got to get this.
This is the thing, and there's so many of them,
it's sustainable for us to have all these And in
South Florida the same thing. They try to get you
to eat lionfish because they're everywhere off the coast or
you know, iguanas. We've got too many of them, so
you got to eat these things. The reason why we
eat the things we do eat and we don't eat
the things we don't eat, is because the stuff that

(43:31):
we don't eat is not good enough.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
It's not good enough you're not eating iguana right.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Now because somebody tried it before you, and before that
person and before that person, and trust me, it's not
good because we've tried all of the things.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
We've eaten all of the things you.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Can and then we make a little list and somebody
goes iguanas, Nah, the suck.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Don't waste your time on that.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Okay, but someone first said that about tofu, and then
you'd put in the right ingredients and yeah, completely plain
is disgusting, but eventually it comes to a palatable taste.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
What you're talking about is alligator's that's what you're talking about,
because the pop alligator out there, and then they go,
guess what we'll do alligator fingers And then it's good
because it's coated in a bunch of good stuff and
deep fried. But the reason why you don't eat that stuff.
You don't eat the iguanas, you don't eat the lionfish,
you don't eat the Asian carp is because it's not good.
It's either not good or too hard to catch. Humans

(44:26):
have already sorted this out a long time ago. You
know what I chickens. Chickens are delicious, and chickens are
easy to kill.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
It sounds like Asian carp was the original name. Oh
did they rename it to something else. In June twenty
twenty two, the Illinois Department of Natural Resources announced the
campaign to rebrand Asian Carp as copy copy, which is
just a shortened version of the word copious. Referring to
the large amount of fish that showed up in the.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
United States, say I think you're all dumb. You're all
and maybe some of you are a to go like, oh,
I'll get some, kope, I'll go get some right now.
They pulled this the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.
They've done this before. They've done this before. They did
this with diamonds. Actually, if you want to go into
a more like merchandise world, and they did this with lobsters.

(45:14):
Everybody in the United States of America used think lobsters
were gross, you seed dwelling bottom feeders, gross little shells.
It looks like the roaches.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
They're nasty.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Everybody hated them Sea Lane, and then they started to say,
you know who eats lobster?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Rich and famous.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
People in that case, give me Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
People started going, We'll get me some lobster and some butter.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
And then are you trying to say that lobster is
not delicious?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Yes, so good. I'm here to tell you that lobster,
like all these other things, is not eaten by as
many people because you don't get enough bang for your buck.
In that case, you whip open the lobster, even if
it's a big mamma jamma, and you start eating that thing.
And when you get done, you go, that's cool. Do
you have four more lobsters? Because that just what wasn't

(46:01):
enough for any normal sized human being.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
What are your thoughts on crawfish?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
The worst? The worst? But if Old Bay goes out
of business, so does crawfish. No one's ever gonna eat
another one. Again, that's all you're eating. You're eating Old
Bay on your fingers, all right. Gross?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Gross.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
We eat the things we eat because they're delicious, and
we eat the things we eat because they're easy to eat.
All the other stuff is them trying to warp your mind.
These are the same people who want you to eat
bugs and live in a pod and you know, do
all the right check off all the right social things.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I think we listen to them.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
I think one key metric that you're missing is we
eat the things we eat because they're available.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah, well that one thing is available regionally, yes, yes,
So like crawfish, you know, yeah, you're not eating a
whole lot of crawfish, and like.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Denver, maybe not Denver, but like to.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Rephrase that, you shouldn't be eating a whole lot of
crawfish in Denver.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
You are diary.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Yeah you shouldn't go.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Isn't there like some thing that people say where if
you're too far inland, you just don't go to a
seafood restaurant.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
I think some people might say that as a rule
of thumb, though I think with the advancements in refrigeration
and transportation that that little by little has been kind
of expiring.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Right.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
But you know, they have all those sorts of rules
about oysters, like you don't eat them in months with
r or some iron all.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
All I'm telling you is we have access as humans
to eat all sorts of things. The things that are
popular are the things that are easiest to catch and
the best bang for your buck.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
That's why we eat them.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
You ever wonder why we're not eating a bunch of
like elephants and stuff because somebody before us ate one
of the elephants, and they're like, damn, this thing sucks.
You know why we're not eating gorillas. Good luck, buddy,
go get one, all right. They might taste fantastic. In fact,
that might be the ultimate cuisine. A gorilla burger might
just knock yourself off, rock your mind, and blow your world.

(48:03):
But you ain't getting it. It's not gonna happen. Those
are the categories that things end up falling into. Anyhow,
Sorry for the grand distraction there.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
I'll never hurt anybody.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I'll now tell you about this situation in Daytona because
the police have wrangled a massive rogue iguana. Excuse me,
a rogue iguana. This thing is huge that they got.
There's body cam footage and everything. This there's an officer
holding out put this out. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
And I ask you two things.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
So pretty probably has some experience with this. And Alana,
that big could definitely hurt you if you tried to
catch it.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Yes, yeah, I mean the an iguana that big. The
tail has years upon years of strength built up.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
The tail has got to be two feet longish.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Then again, it also is probably just uh an iguana
who found the perfect feeding spot.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
It might just be fat af it's big.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
I can't I can't wait to hear the person in life.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
It's more scared of you than you are of it.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
Yeah right, I'm about to screw that thing.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
That's this. This iguana has seen things.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
I'm gonna put it up on see it now in
the newsjunkie dot com in just a moment so you
could take a look at this. It's unbelievable. And it
was going around terrorizing the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Define terrorizing.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
It was attacking people, and it was if that thing
is breathing, it's terrorizing.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
It looks like a freaking dinosaur.

Speaker 14 (49:37):
Man.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
It's something and it all told, it's probably a three
and a half maybe four foot iguana. Might be a
little long on the four foot there, maybe three and
a half foot iguana. It's bigger than a lot of
dogs I've seen. It could eat Carl. This thing could
eat Carl. Carl is like the lobster for that iguana.

(49:58):
If you didn't need Sora and you could make Carl
ride that iguana, I would take the rest of the
day off of work to go watch that.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Put a little hat remind me.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
In like one hour, I would be I'd be into that. Wait,
we don't have video, it's just a still shot. No
that we do have video. You want to see.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
I think this is it right here?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Why is the neck like so awesome?

Speaker 6 (50:21):
He's a he's a healthy boy.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
The hell he's beautiful?

Speaker 6 (50:28):
Oh yeah, he is beautiful. He's a big boy.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Here. I don't see I've done that before. But it's
over here, somewhere by this air conditioner that they're going near.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Facebook. Your player sucks, probably a pet, so he's probably.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
Pick him up from behind.

Speaker 15 (50:45):
Why is the neck like so long?

Speaker 6 (50:50):
You gotta you gotta go in there and get him.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Otherwise he's gonna She's not gonna get him. No, I know. Yeah,
the iguana. The iguana backs up and starts like using
its tail like an Indiana Jones whip on anybody who
goes near it.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Anything, anything is fast. Af it moved. Let me bring
it back just a little bit. There again, this is
going up on see it now, otherwise it gonna whip
you again.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I know. There he goes. They look hilarious when they run.
Oh it's too big to get out. See you freaking out?

Speaker 16 (51:31):
No she does on a grab lady.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Okay, now I know some of you are gonna be like,
what a pussy, get over there, do your job.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
This ain't her job.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
This is your job. There's I would be very hesitant
myself to go up and like hands on in iguana,
like actually grabbing it.

Speaker 6 (51:59):
For a second, I was wondering why she was so
standoffish about it, and he was like so encouraging, and
I went, wait a second. Animal Control probably doesn't wear
body cameras.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
These are regular cups. Yeah, these are just cops that
showed up. And the guy's like, look, trust me, I
know how to do this. And now he's got it
pinned on the other side of a fence by the
front door of his house, and the woman's like, I
don't want to grab it. Can I get the tail please?
She's holding the tail. He got it. He's having a

(52:36):
hard time.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
I love nothing more than the idea that he's like,
that's enough. That's enough, sir, What exactly are you going
to do? That's enough? It's a it's an iguana. It
doesn't understand exactly what you're talking about. Right now, I
to put this up on see it now so you
can see. It's absolutely enormous. It looks like a damn dinosaur.

(53:03):
Massive guana cout is the title I'm putting for this,
and you can check it out just like everybody else
over on the see It Now section of the News
Junkie app that's available for you.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
A great screenshot.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Bam, there you go check it out on the Newsjunkie
dot com and to see it Now section. But they
got it, they got it. Everything's under control. A lot
of people on chat suggesting if it's an iguana this big,
it was probably somebody's pet before. That could be the case.
But I will tell you, having been a lot of
times to Fort Lauderdale to like the FAU campus area

(53:38):
a little bit north of Fort Lauderdale where FAU.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Is, they have a ton of these big iguanas.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Anywhere from Lake Worth is where you start to see
them in Florida.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Big though in the wild.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
In Lakeworth I think my parents also loaded down.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I can tell you even in Lakeworth there's a couple
of neighborhoods on the lakes where they have iguanas that
are not quite that big, but maybe two feet long
or longer.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
They're very, very big.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
In the further south you get, the more there's big
collections of that, I.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
Think any bigger, and that whole thing's not freezing during
the winter.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, it could be the case.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yeah, somebody says, Sean, don't put it up on see
it now, it's only eight years old. This is it's
in iguana. The iguana can go up right. The nine
year old kid not so much. He's not going up
not in this case. Tell us what you think, what
would you do? And would you or have you eaten
one of these and just confirm to me that they're gross.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
I thought they were trying to call you out on
an old the story being old.

Speaker 7 (54:37):
Was a kid.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Yeah, yeah, refer to the young guy from earlier.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
But there you go.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I was in Daytona Beach, Florida where this all went down.
I just I will stand by the take always that
if we don't eat it as humans, it is probably
gross or underwhelming or it's incredibly incredibly difficult to catch
or prepare in a way where it's worthwhile.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
That's the case with a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
It should be the case with more things, like people
should say no to crabhrabh.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
My god, Okay, now you're being ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Such little bang for your buck.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
It's like you have eaten the wrong crab, because there
are some snow crab legs that have sent me to
a beautiful resting coma after eating plenty.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
How many how many legs do you have to eat?

Speaker 7 (55:27):
Eat?

Speaker 13 (55:28):
You go?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
You gotta eat a whole. Not even one cluster is
going to be enough.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
An appetizer that.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
You love, because it's not an appetizer it's a protein,
So it would be like you're you're entree protein with
something else maybe on the side, not even Sometimes I
think people just eat the crab legs, right, They would
just get like a big thing of crab legs. It's
just you're doing all this work. You're trying to crack
them open and split them and cutting your fingers and

(55:57):
and it just isn't worth the work for you. I'm
not saying it doesn't taste good. I think it's not
worth the work, and yes for me, I mean other
people are going to do it. I'm not suggesting that
some of these things aren't eaten by people. I'm saying
the reason why it's not widespread and as common as
say beef for chicken or whatever fish we eat most

(56:19):
often is because of those reasons is because of the
reasons that I stated, I just think that's the case.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
And to sea Land's point, it is true that it's
like regional.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
So if you look at another country, I'll just pick
a country out of thin air. Like if I said Japan, Japan.
There you go nailed it. If I said Japan, you
would have a completely different setup than you would in
the United States of America because they have different things
around them.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
But they've tried a bunch of them, and they'll show.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
You what the good ones and the bad ones are
there too. If you want to listen, Okay, quick break.
When we come back, we'll hear from you. No one badger,
says Sean. I bet an eagle is delicious, No shot.
We're Americans. Even if the eagle is the national bird.
I think we're still gonna be like, nah, I'll eat
the hell out of that. If they were delicious.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
That's how you know they're not good, you guys.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
How I know these peacocks going around my neighborhood aren't
good because if people get desperate enough at some point
in time, they would eat There's a dude in South
Florida that just got in trouble for eating peacocks. I'll
get them on the horn. We'll see if it was good.
I can't believe that it would be, but we'll hear
from you. A lot of your dispatches are coming in now.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
We'll get to that.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
We got a flag controversy. I'll make that make sense.
A fifty eight year old joining professional sports and everything
that Luigi Mangioni has been receiving behind bars and some
of this stuff is kind of wild, but we'll tell
you it's coming up next.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
I'm going to use junkie.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Some news just coming in and this didn't look good.
I'll have to be honest with you.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
This is not a good look.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Mitch McConnell, who remember he glitched that one time. He's
up there an age and definitely had some health issues,
one might say, did the thing where he was at
the press conference and Mitch McConnell was kind of talking
and then all of a sudden, you know, froze up,
started staring at the corner at the camera and then
somebody had to pull him away while they were walking

(58:29):
him by some of these reporters and I don't know
what they're asking him about. Oh, they're talking, they're like
there's scream and stuff about ice.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Uh do you support ice?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Working people off the streets and kidnapping them? Blah blah
blah blah whatever. The reporter's shouting at him. They're shouting
stuff about ice. Over to McConnell and he's walking by,
and here's what happened.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
All right.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Here he goes, My name is Stella. I want to ask.

Speaker 7 (58:57):
People off the streets and.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Kidnapping the Oh oh dad, he goes.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
McConnell is tripped on the ground.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
He went down. I hope this lady didn't trip. I
don't even think she did. She's actually very soft spoken,
this lady. It's like the nicest like interruption of her.
Excuse me, I was wondering about the ice people who
are arresting these.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
She's very calm. I don't mind her demeanor, but she
was right behind it.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
She's only calm because Mitch McConnell, Like, you know, Mitch McConnell.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
I might be. She's in front of him on the side.
She didn't trip him, No, but he took a tumble
and he hit the ground. Oh, get him back up,
alread he's back up? Whoa what did he did? He say? Dude,

(59:50):
he says, he said something, and then he looked at
the camera like his world was rocked.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Right there, let me go back to this.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
I don't know what he said.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
All right, there he goes. Now he's back to walking again.
They're holding him through the hallways.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Guy, retire.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Yeah, I don't care what side of the political aisle
you're on. We should all see these people just like
decrepit wandering around the Capitol.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
And he doesn't want to retire. You can't force him
to retire. Yeah, alright, yeah, you can show me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Yeah. All you have to do is to come through No,
thank god. All you have to do is push through
some laws about the the age limits on these people
in Congress, and you won't have these people wandering through
that are like in this shape. And I think that
that I think that's a pretty popular thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Actually, I am not saying I'm opposed to it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I'm saying that I cannot see someone sitting Mitch down
and he's going to finally say, okay, yeah, I agree,
Maybe I should just send a rocking jay for the
next ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
He's not going to vote for it, because otherwise he
would just leave. But What will happen is eventually the
ages will shift down and when more of the younger
people are in Congress, then they'll have enough votes to
go like, all right, enough's enough.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
We want you to add of here by the time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
You're like retirement an age or maybe a little laughter,
But beyond seventy years old, I don't know that we
need some of these folks. And this is not to
say that if you're seventy years old or older, you're
not sharp with it, smarter than anybody else out there, right.
It is to say that eventually, you know, things do
end up going a little bit downhill like this, and
Mitch McConnell probably needs to retire. I think it would

(01:01:41):
be good for him. You tell us what you think.
He did survive that he's okay, he is not injured,
as best I can tell, but they hold him off.
But just walking through the hallways, he's got an officer,
a law enforcement officer who's got his arm around McConnell's
arm and is like carrying him along. That doesn't seem right.
It seems we need people who are a bit younger.

(01:02:02):
Give us your thoughts.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Maybe you say no, I like McConnell because he's old.
I haven't heard that from anybody else, but maybe that's
your take. Fire that off, send it over on the
newsjunki dot com or send an email to tips tips
at the Newsjunkie dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Lots of those emails rolling in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Somebody is saying the iguana you talked about a rogue
iguana getting caught.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
That's up on sea It now on the website and
Bill says, these are outside my office right now in
Boca Ratone. For scale, the pillars, they're next to our
three feet wide. So this is a This is not
as big as the one that was caught, the rogue
iguana that was caught in the video, but it's quite
big next to his office, just chilling out there right now.
And it's a thing that's kind of interesting to explore

(01:02:48):
in a way. What's interesting to explore for me is
if you live around something, it becomes hyper normal to you. So,
for instance, I live around a lot of people, okay,
a lot of peacocks in my neighborhood. When new people
drive through the neighborhood, they will stop their cars, yet

(01:03:08):
they'll get the kids out of the car. Everybody will
get their cameras out. They're all filming the peacocks wandering
around the neighborhood. Eventually, you're like, stupid peacocks. You live
in Australia. You probably hate kangaroos. You probably hate seeing
these stupid things. They're all over the place. You've seen
them too many times. You're not impressed by them anymore.
Iguana's same thing. You get some Japanese folks in town

(01:03:33):
for something and they see an iguana like this, and they're,
what in the hell, what in the tropics is going
on here right now? But the people who live there
locally are like I asked another stupid iguanas another iguana
in the way?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
You could give us your story.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Send it over at thenewsjunkie dot com. Another person talking
about iguanas. Here's Delandman. This says aguana explosion.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
I'm worried.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Hey, News Junkie crew.

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
Hey, I was driving in Miami one time on the
on the way home. I was on the freeway and
I saw a big iguana sitting on the side of
the road. And I was relatively new to Florida at
the time, so I looked back in my rear view
to get another look at it. This thing was very
majestic and it was pretty big, and then it proceeded

(01:04:18):
to run out into the freeway and just get.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Blown into a million pieces of traffic for good.

Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
I was really affected by that for a couple of
days because it was quite a scene, iguana bits everywhere,
But man, it was a good looking creature.

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
Anyhow, have a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Thank you, po Pop, appreciate you to lam Man. Thank
you for your dispatch. That's how you can join us
on the show. You got something running through your mind
as we're talking about things, something you want to hear
us talk about. You can always send in your thoughts,
record a video or audio dispatch at thenewsjunkie dot com.
And if that's a little much for you, I get it.
I understand. Sometimes that can one of those things where
you say, like I'm a little nervous, I don't want

(01:05:04):
to do this, I don't want to send in a recording.
You can send it in an email and you can
always put anonymous on top. If you don't want me
to say your name. How do you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Go over to tips.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Tips at thenewsjunkie dot com. Tips at Thenewsjunkie dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
All right, when we return, we will.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
I still got to get into this American flag controversy,
which is probably not what you think it's gonna be.
They've revealed Trump's McDonald's order. That'll just be a quick thing.
We'll blast by hacker is hacked into some PA systems
and I've got the audio of what these hackers played.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
All of that is on the way.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
But when we come back, when we come back the
next episode with Sabrina, what's coming up on the next episode, What's.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Coming episodiode m Night. Shanmalan is gonna put a twist
on a Matteltoy while Warner Brothers be like Meet the
Jetsons and live action. Hilaria Baldwin is speaking, and not
about her husband's car accident, but the car wreck that
was her on Dancing with the Stars. Plus we've got

(01:06:05):
a response to Kevin Fetterlin's claims via memoir and it's
Brittany Bitch. All that and so much more coming up
on the next episode.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
And that is coming up next on the News Junkie.

(01:06:34):
It's an exclusive event. You're gonna get a bunch of
stuff just for being there. We're working on some of that. Now,
we've got exclusive magnets for everybody who comes. Just ordered
some exclusive event stickers. Everybody's gonna get one that's there.
You're gonna get a free copy of or like digital
copy of the actual special, the Rose Special when it
comes out, so you'll be able to see that as well.

(01:06:56):
And that's just the beginning. It's gonna be a huge event.
There are are like two single seats left in the
main area, So if we have any solo people who
want to come, laugh and have a party and enjoy
themselves at a roast. It's a group of people where
it's cool to go solo. You're gonna meet some awesome friends.
Do it. But grab those now at the Newsjunkie dot
Com slash Roast. All right, grab them now Thenewsjunkie dot

(01:07:19):
Com slash Roast.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Here we go. Let's get into it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Let's do the next step episode because.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
There's a lot on TV and you can't possibly keep
up with all of it, even though you should, because
what else are you going to talk about? Excuse me,
I was wondering about the ice people who are arresting
these nothing's nice.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
It's time for the next episode.

Speaker 17 (01:07:41):
Hey, hold up the next episode brought to you by
that mortgage guy Don, That mortgage guy Don dot com
and of course the Home Loans Radio show.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
If you're looking at refinance year home, after you get
the Halloween decorations down.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Maybe by a beautiful home.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
You could put Halloween decorations up on Halleringe.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
If you're looking for like just anything, you want a business.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
We're celeb Halleren.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Just go to that mortgage guid down dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
That's where you get the process started and he has
got you back all day every day, that mortgage guy
Don dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Do miss the vocage dot com to think it was
just a mirror.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Thirty three years ago, nineteen ninety two, this man was honored.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
At Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Dylan Bob Dylan is right one point for Sea Lane
On this day. George Harrison, Eric Clapton, Neil Young and
others saluted Robert Dylan and Madison Square Garden. However, there
was a they're calling it highlight of the night. I
can't say it was probably a highlight of her life.

(01:09:04):
But Snead O'Connor also made an appearance. Oh yeah, and
it was shortly after she.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Did the whole.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Rip the poops picture of on Saturday Night Live. So
when she got on stage, they proceeded to do and
I'm gonna try to read it as carefully as I can.
Boom were off the stage for that. She defiantly screamed

(01:09:33):
a war chant to the unruly booing crowd. Then she
left the stage and cried into Chris Christofferson's arms.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
I've never tried that. When you get booed, you do
a war chant, you break into the war chant. Honestly,
I woul't even know where to start. It's a good move.

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
Can I do one of those New Zealand like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
One of the New Zealand hakka things that's more elaborate,
though I wouldn't. I don't even know where to start
with that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Start with picking your tongue out, looking crazy in the eyes.
That's not how it goes. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Speaking of the Pope, he's not getting his picture ripped up,
but he is ripping baseball fans.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
I sent the clip over to you if you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Could, all right, Yeah, the popester.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Already very loyal to God, and he is very loyal
to Chicago.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Hit it big crowd out there, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Exactly, So if you didn't hear it. Someone had shouted
at him, right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
I'll try to boost that is right at that moment there,
so he heard him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
They said go Cubs, and then he forgot.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
The whole thing goes well, they lost, gotcha on Betdido,
they lost. They lost in Spanish. The Cubs did indeed
lose to the Brewers in the n LDS two points.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Say it if you know what that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Stall League Divisional Series R computer.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
I do not. I do not.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
I assure you could look at my computer.

Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
You been crazy to think that. At the Vatican and
the Pope's like, we're going to need to have the
MLB package so I can watch the Cubbies.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
It's just just give me a second.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
I got to wrap up this homily because I've got
a lot of money in.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
The hard rock app for the White Sox. He's a
White Sox fan, by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
You know, you'd be surprised. I see this stuff all
the time. I saw a story this morning that the
governor of Illinois was listing all of his earnings and
he listed one point five million dollars in gambling winnings
last year. Damn, I'm like, this guy's the governor he's
just what's he betting on. That's a lot of money

(01:11:57):
to be pulling in for him.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
People love it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
And since we're in the realm, yeah, someone did the math,
the calculations.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
You asked for it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
I don't think so, but here we have it. So
there have been two Chiefs games since This Little Lady
released The Life of a Showgirl, which included a song.
As you confirmed that it's dedicated to Travis Kelsey's penis.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
I think it's pretty obvious.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Yeah, so it begs the question, obviously, Travis, is he
playing better ever since? So a fan did the math
and Jason Kelsey revealed the stats on the latest episode
of their New Heights podcast. Travis before the release of
the song about his penis, four games fifteen catches one

(01:12:50):
hundred and eighty eight yards, one touchdown.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
After the penis song a.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Two games third team catches one hundred thirty nine yards
and one touchdown.

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Wow, So he's performing better because of the song.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
Like slightly better, I guess. I don't know if it's
because of the song necessarily, but I.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Did see him he thirties, he's yeah, yeah, she.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Just turned what thirty four thirty?

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Yeah, I met I saw Aaron Rodgers walking out onto
the football field this week, and I was like, that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Guy looks like you got the nutrients sucked out of him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
I mean, the problem is he's just in his he's
in his forties now, and you got new players coming
in that are like half of your age. It's got
to be weird to connect with some of these people
on your team.

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
Kelsey is thirty six, Aaron Rodgers is forty one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
That's forty one is obviously way worse because twenty two
year olds are coming in, right, but.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
There are some forty one year old athletes that still
can keep up and look buff.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
And it's talk about ever we're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
It's about like camaraderie with these.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Tell you, yeah, if they're not, if you're in the
locker room and they're not respecting you as like an elder,
and they like look up to you for advice and stuff,
then it must be weird.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Well, then put them in time out. That's what you
do with everyone that's younger than you. Right, Sure, Britney
Spears is not putting Kevin in time out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
But she's certainly responding.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Reacting to Kevin Federline's new interview ahead of the release.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Of You Thought You Knew.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Promoting the new book, he did mention we talked about
this earlier this week, that at one point he would
see Britney Spears standing over their sleeping children with knives
in her hands.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Seems bad.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
He wishes she would get help.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Is scared to have the conversation with his kids one
day because their mother has passed, and I am kind
of just summing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
All that up.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
That's not the direct quote here, but Brittany has clapped back.
She says the constant gaslighting from ex husband is extremely
hurtful and exhausting. I've always pleaded and screamed to have
a life with my boys. Relationships with teenage boys as complex.
I have felt demoralized by the situation. I've always asked

(01:15:19):
and almost begged for them to be a part of
my life. I thought there was a small moment earlier
this year.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Apparently that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Just forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
That's that's what was said in one of the stories
I saw that she had seen her sons for forty
five minutes in like the last.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Five years, and the other with only four visits in
the past five years. I have pride too from now on,
I will let them know I am available.

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
You think they're over there like ooh, I.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Remember her posting videos.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
I can't imagine how I would feel if that was
my mom. No, I just I can't imagine how I
would feel, or what I would do, or what my
reaction would be or yeah, I mean I want I
would want to think that I would like, as a
child try to help my mom out and fix what
I could. But if people don't want to get help,

(01:16:08):
I don't know what you can do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, this is life on the boob Tube.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
If you don't want to address any family issues, then you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Got TV.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
Thursday Night Football Baby, the Bengals and the Steelers.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
I'm gonna go Steelers.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
I'm not sure why I'm gonna set my lineup.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
I don't know anybody on either team, so I'll go
for the Steelers.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
The second season premiere of George and Mandy's First Marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Who's George and Mandy?

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
I'm gonna god, I'm gonna go George.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
This is the first marriage for that. It's so good.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Fifth season premiere of Ghosts Watch what Happens Live The
Graham Norton Show, n cis Tony and Ziva.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
I'm gonna go with Ziva.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Third season premiere of the Diplomat and you can catch Barah,
carry On, Fallon, follow your dreams of me on Instagram,
outs and Britna Ambro. Most importantly they with me America.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Every day.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Thank you, Sabrina. When we come back, we're gonna hear
from you. You will join us on the show. Also,
there is a Republican congressman who was doing a zoom call.
He's doing like a zoom interview thing, and people on
the zoom call were like, hey, what's up with that
flag behind you? And he looks back and there's an

(01:17:23):
American flag behind him. It all wasn't well with this
American flag and now there's been a huge explosion and
like where this flag came from.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
It's a rabbit hole that we need to go down.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
And we'll touch on this that is coming up next
on the News Junkie. A couple of notes though. One.

(01:18:00):
The website update is now official. It's pushed out, it's live,
it's ready to go. There are lots of new features.
There's a completely reworked see it now for you. I'm
going to do better about posting everything from reviews to
all of the stuff that's mentioned that's visual. I will
in real time put it up on the show for you.
There's a new display for this, there's new types of

(01:18:21):
see it now posts, there's links see it now posts,
there's review posts, There's all sorts of stuff. So say,
if we talk about death and Apartment six oh three,
you'll be able to go back to see it Now.
You'll be able to see what it was and a
blurb about it, and reviews and all of that stuff,
all of it for those of you who are over
on See It Now. And I think that's a great,

(01:18:43):
great update. There's also a brand new media player for
Secret Show subscribers, and it also is being used for
you know, the video dispatches that are out there on
the website. It will continue to be a thing that
Secret subscribers will have additional access to all sorts of fees,
and that is the case with the new Seat Now,
and that will be the case for a lot of

(01:19:03):
stuff moving forward.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Because I got to pay for all this somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
It's very expensive, all this development work, and I pay
for all of this out of my pocket because to me,
it's the future of the show. And that's why I've
done this over the years, but if you want to
go over and support that would be greatly welcome. To
go to the news Junki dot com learn about secret shows.
We're doing one live tonight. I want to thank Sean
Patrick's Day for the one gifted sub that was already

(01:19:26):
claimed over there on the website. Thank you for that.
You can spread the word in gift those subs over
on the neewsjunkie dot com. All of that is appreciated.
Check out the update and there's more on the way
now to this story, I think Sea Lane acknowledge that
he had heard about this controversy at least that this
popped up out there for you somewhere. Oh, you've seen

(01:19:50):
the picture of this. I'm sure it's in this report
that I have here. So we'll we'll talk about it.
We'll get it up on that very see it now
that I just mentioned. But right now it says an
investigation has been launched after there was a Republican by
the name of Dave Taylor from Ohio and one of
his aids by the name of Angelo. Dave Taylor's aid, Angela,

(01:20:10):
was on a zoom call and people were like, Hey,
what's up with a flag behind you, dude, And if
you look at the flag, it's pretty clear there's a
swastika in the flag. Right The flag behind him definitely
has a swastika in it, and they go, oh, why
is that going on?

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Right now?

Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
It's in the stripes of the flag, and then like
in the middle of the stripes, the stripes stop striping,
start swastikaing, and then continue on the stripes.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
But it's kind of clear when you see it, it's like, oh, okay, yeah,
there's there's a swastika in this American flag here.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
It's actually, yeh, extremely clear.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Even in the background, like even behind him in the zoom,
you're like, well, first you're like, something's not right, and
then you're like, oh, I see what's happening in that
American flag.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
That's strange.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
So then they were like, why obviously, why is there
a swastika in yourn flag behind you? And his office
has said that somebody planted this there whoa And there's
an investigation underway now to see what happened here.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
He didn't notice it that that's what they're suggesting.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Let's figure this out together, hang on, let's learn Here
is the story from one of the local affiliates. This
is actually this is WBNS Channel ten talking about this
to see what we can learn.

Speaker 18 (01:21:25):
Now At eleven, Ohio Congressman Dave Taylor says Capitol police
are investigating how I hate symbol ended up in his
DC office. Congressman Taylor's a Republican who serves District two,
which represents Pickaway, Ross, Hike, and Hockeing Counties in beautiful place,
says quote, I am aware of an image that appears
to depict a vile and deeply inappropriate symbol near an

(01:21:47):
employee in my office.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
He says, the content of that image does not reflect
the value, our standards of this office, my staff. Oh,
and I condemn it in the strongest terms. Does he
go on to talk about that, because they said they're
is an investigation on going, So he must be saying
that he thinks somebody planted it there. I'll bring this
up because I want to show this on see it
now for everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
But I don't notice that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
Someone planted it and you go to walk into your office.
I mean, wouldn't you sean walking into the studio notice
something different like that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Look at his background now, mind you?

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
I think when we were doing the show from your house,
I had planted Oh didn't even make the cut. Yeah,
I had planted something and you saw it immediately and
tossed it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
I it depends on where it was. You could absolutely
if you got into my studio put something offensive up
somewhere and I wouldn't notice it because I don't like
closely look at There's a lot of stuff to look
at in here. I don't closely look at all the things. However,
this guy was on his zoom and it was right
in his background. I feel like if I started a zoom,
I'm at least going to look at my background and say, like, okay,

(01:22:57):
how's everything looking out. It's it's pretty visible, Like you
clearly see that there's an American flag and then there's
an American flag that has a swastika in it, and to
me it stands out pretty uh sharply. But also, this
guy's just rocking an American to the flag in his office.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
I mean, you would think someone that works there, walks
on buy unless that doors closed all the time, would
say something in advance, let.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Me see here.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Okay, I'm gonna put Dave. This is a weird tailor flag.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Up on this so everybody can inspect it for themselves
and see what you think.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
And I'll link to this over on.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Thenewsjunkie dot com and to see it Now section. Hang
on tight, there it goes all right, Now that's up.
You can check it out on the see it Now
section of the news Junkie dot com. Well, we talk about this,
but he says, I'm aware of this, and upon learning
of this matter, I immediately directed a thorough investigation alongside
Capitol Police, which remains ongoing now in the capital. If

(01:23:53):
somebody went in and like, hung this up. Do you
think they have cameras in their offices? You think they're
watching them?

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
Think some of them would probably not prefer cameras in
the office.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
I don't think they do in the office.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
In the shared spaces and hallways, I bet there's lots
of cameras. So you would have to show like somebody
who you didn't recognize, or somebody who worked for another
congress person who was trying to shame you like this
putting that in your office. There's only two ways this goes.
One is a congressman had a swastika American flag in

(01:24:28):
their office, and if that's the case. Shame on them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
That's horrific. That's terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
And are there multiple steps to buy that or is
that available for shipping next day?

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
I would not know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
I don't know where you would grab that, but I
do know that you have that option of somebody putting
this up there on purpose in their office and maybe
they support it or whatever. And the other option is
that somebody busted into their office and put it up
there to shame them and get out this whole like
Nazi thing that people obsess over. And I don't know
which one of those is true. Nobody at this point

(01:25:00):
really knows what's true save for the people in that office.
If you work in that office, you probably know exactly
what's going on right now. But the Capitol police will
figure this out, and I'll tell you doesn't work out
the way you think all the time. There's a story
Sea Land, see if you could find this. One of
the people at the Capitol they were trying to delay

(01:25:22):
a vote one time and they said, oh, I couldn't
make it to the vote because of there was a
fire alarm going off, and there was footage of them
like either pulling the fire alarm or like you know,
involved with somebody who pulled the fire alarm, and they
pulled up the security footage and busted this congress person
even though they mulman, Yeah, yeah, what was the details

(01:25:45):
on that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
It's loose for me, so I don't know how.

Speaker 6 (01:25:47):
Voted Thursday to censure Democratic Republican or Democratic Republican Democratic
Representative Jamal Bowman of New York for falsely pulling a
fire alarm in the Capitol Hill office building earlier this year,
which led to a misdemeanor charge.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
So he pulled the fire alarm to stop the vote
and delay the vote, and then lied about it. And
then when everybody was like, well, we'll have the Capitol
Police do an investigation, He's like, yes, do it. Do
the investigation. It's going to show that I'm telling the truth.
But it didn't. It showed that he was lying the
whole time and that he had completely made all of
this stuff up.

Speaker 6 (01:26:23):
September thirtieth, twenty twenty three, House Democrats were attempting to
delay a vote on a bill that would avoid a
government shutdown. Bowman pulled the fire alarm in the Cannon
House office building, and a poor guy. His Wikipedia page
has the picture of him pulling the fire alarm.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
The little paragraph got to get rid of that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
His action caused the building to be evacuated for an
hour and a half. He initially claimed he had set
off the alarm by accident, telling reporters he thought the
alarm would open the door.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
I mean, that's one way to put it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Yeah, he was lying about this is what happened. But
I don't know who's lying and who's not lying. In
the case of this guy, Dave Taylor, I bet they'll
find out. Though there was somebody else that not long ago,
there was a gay dude in Washington who filmed a
sex video and it leaked out or they posted it online,

(01:27:19):
and then the Capitol police did like a big investigation,
and through all the security footage, they're like, here's the
guy who filmed the porn in the Capitol and this person.
They tend to find out what happened here, seeing if
there's any other defense. Now people might say, well, clearly
he didn't do it and he wasn't responsible for this
fag because he's calling for an investigation.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
He doesn't really have much of a choice.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Even if he did put it there, he would have
an issue but there's no Okay, says I'm aware of
this is this, but bah, there's an investigation going on.
Politico also posted I'm trying to see there any new info.
Capitol Police called to investigate Swassaka and GOP Congressional office.
It should have been just obvious to anybody who walked
by this what was going on there, because when you

(01:28:04):
see the flag, you instantly see that something is wrong
with it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
Okay, So so just let's say the Capitol Police find
out that some staffers, as a joke, prank, or maybe
as as a way of trying to sully this guy's name,
put that there, you know, printed it out, maybe bought it,
just snuck in.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
There and tacked it up real quick for reference.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
It's like a little I don't even know what that
material is, but it's a it's a flag that you
could wave, but it's not like a traditional flat.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
It's very small, handheld flat.

Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
Yeah, what what would be the outcome here? Has anything
illegal happened?

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
I don't know. I think it might just be sort
of a prank and then it would be revealed, you know,
who had tampered with this. But they'll they'll find out something.
We'll see what they come up with. And if it's
that this guy had this there himself, that's quite a
ballsy move.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
All you had to do was blur that background.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Yeah, it didn't work out in this case.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
So I'll fall that and see what the updates are
as that rolls on.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Okay, there's that very quickly. I told you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
They've they've now revealed, not that this is important in
any way, but they've revealed, and it's quite controversial what
Trump actually orders from McDonald's when he goes to McDonald's.
Why is it controversial, Well, you'll see, you'll see it
because and I cannot support this in any way, but
this is allegedly the truth. Trump loves McDonald's fries. He's

(01:29:27):
not alone in that. They're fantastic fries. It's why they
sold so many of them. They know what they're doing.
They've got a couple of things perfected. They've got the
quarter pounder, in my opinion, perfected. I think it's fantastic,
the fries perfected, nuggets perfected.

Speaker 14 (01:29:43):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
They know what they're doing on these things. And what's
their breakfast No, the breakfast sandwich, the one that's like
the most muffin the egg McMuffin. That one I think
is pretty solid. I you could get them both ways,
but like the sausage egg McMuffin, the traditional one, that's
like the default one. I think that one's just nailed.

(01:30:07):
But Trump goes for the fries, like everybody else says.
And then they said, he gets a file of fish
and and a and a big mac and combines them.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
That's like an isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
It's a land and sea. The land and sea.

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
Either you've got to put a chicken patty on there
or to be air land and sea.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
They said he Trump takes the file of fish and
puts it with the burger and makes like a frankenburger
and eats that. That mixing fish with meat is not
that's not fast food.

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
Fish's still something for me. I know it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Those I mean, you're just clogging those arteries.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
N it's bad. That's a lot of fried and that's a.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Lot out of my heart.

Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
Justs just one thing on its own should be good.

Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
But I guess he does an air and land.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
I get the sea, a land and sea, land and sea,
a land and sea, which is when you do.

Speaker 6 (01:31:13):
Well because there's an air land in sea. I think right, Yeah,
the air has a chicken patty because chickens have wings.
I've heard of that before.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
You like, you get these little Frankenstein versions of this stuff. Uh,
there you go. Let us know what you think of
you've tried that out. It sounds pretty disgusting to me. Meanwhile,
here is a story out of Maine. It happened again. Everybody,
it happened again. I'll have to get some shots of
this for see it now, so you could take a
look in just a moment. Here. We had a story

(01:31:42):
like this before, and apparently this is becoming a trend
where people go to these city council meetings, and we
had one where a woman started stripping. She started stripping
during the city council hearing and she was protesting some
of the stuff that's in like kids guls. And now
somebody else has done it. Somebody has done it again,

(01:32:05):
and this time I think two women started stripping during
the city council me These city council meetings are usually
the most boring affairs ever. And now I don't know
how we've gotten to this point, but this is where
we are. These are two ladies that walk in as
this gentleman is speaking in Maine, and they begin to
strip down as some form of protests. Perhaps we'll learn

(01:32:26):
more about what they're protesting.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
I heard that. Let me let me pop up.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
The volume a little bit on this volume, and I'll
pump it and pop it and maybe you can hear
a little better. Take it off her shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:32:45):
Another woman's.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Oh see, I it was gonna get louder like that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
They're now upset because these women have taken their tops off.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
I mean go back a little bit though, right, No,
not really a sexy brad like in that to a
crept up.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
They didn't get all the way not here. Maybe they
get further. This was we've asked that we used, so
they're covered.

Speaker 6 (01:33:13):
Do you feel uncomfortable, because that's what these young girls
feel like when a boy walks into the locker room
and starts unchanging in front of them.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Yeah, you fee uncomfortable?

Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Feel uncomfortable?

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Huh? Who is that?

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
That's his buddy?

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
And he said, hey, listen, I'm gonna have the girls
take off their tops.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Make people uncomfortable. But I needed to be all the
way in the back, and.

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
I thought it was just somebody else that didn't know
them and just like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Oh, here we go, keep going. So the women took
their shirts off and then they said, oh this makes
us uncomfortable, or they just had point of order, and
then the point is like, oh if this makes you uncomfortable,
now you know how our kids feel when this stuff happens.

Speaker 12 (01:33:56):
That's what these young girls feel like every time a
young boy changes in front of them.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Oh now, they just popped up viewer discretion advice on
the city council hearing, which I don't think happens too much.
You can look at me like that all you want.

Speaker 6 (01:34:09):
That's exactly how they feel.

Speaker 19 (01:34:12):
And you, miss Muffyo, Well, I don't know if I
if I stand with girls.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Oh now they're taking off the bottoms over here unless
they're redressing.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
I don't know what stage we're at right now, but
they are taking.

Speaker 20 (01:34:22):
With you know, with the see you don't care, you
girls feel, you don't care about the safety of young kids.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
What about what happened in Virginia.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
With that boy that raped a young girl in a bathroom, then.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
Got sent to another school and did it again.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
What are we gonna do when that happens here?

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
This is what these things have turned into. Everything is
like a freaking show now for things like we gotta
put on a display, baby, what's.

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
Happening losing our window to complain about the quality of
the you know, video and audio coming down.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
That's pretty good actually.

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
But they're gonna be like, we're not spending any more
money if everyone going to come here and try to
get their viral TikTok done.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
That is from, by the way, Augusta, Maine, which is,
as you know, the capital of the state of Maine.
And let's see strip protest Maine. I'll put this up
on see it now so you can take a look
at this when you get a chance. This is the
new thing. This is what these folks are starting to
do at these protests. They think it gets more attention.
It probably does anytime your ratchet things up a little

(01:35:25):
more like that. The visual is up for you over
on thenewsjunkie dot com and to see it now section. Okay,
all right, let's see what we got here. We are
going to take a quick break when we come back.
Hackers get a hold of PA systems at not one,
not two, not three, but four different major airports. In fact,
that's leading to a dramatic segment when we come back

(01:35:48):
this week in airport drama, and boy is there some
airport drama to be had that is coming up next
in the news junk Key. Well, the government has been

(01:36:13):
shut down for two weeks and I have been affected
in zero A so far.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
Zero A so far.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
But for a lot of people next month who are
on SNAP, the Supplemental Nutritional Assistance program like food stamps,
basically that could be an issue. They might start losing
their access to these SNAP benefits and the ability to
purchase food with food stamps in the month of November
if it gets to that, which will certainly ratchet up

(01:36:41):
the heat for some of the politicians resisting ending this
whole government shut down.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
But right now it continues.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
People were pushing about this on chat and I did
get an email about this, so I just want to
very briefly mention this just because I think it's an
important message to get out. Somebody emailed last night after
the story started to go viral, and I didn't really
want to cover it and I don't want to spend
too much time on it because it's just sad about
this woman who went to one of the Disney resorts.

(01:37:11):
I think the Contemporary in this case, and she ended
up taking her own life. And you know, somebody, this
person M emailed about it and said.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Hey, did you see this?

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
A podcast listener not sure if you talk about this
woman who committed suicide at Disney's Contemporary hotel. She was
missing from her home in Illinois, flew to Orlando without notice.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Here's a link to the story.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
And I did see that, m And my problem is
a couple of things. One, I feel so bad for
the family of this person. I can't imagine the hurt
that you're going through when somebody takes their own life
that you love and care about like this. It's got
to be brutal. This person just disappeared, You didn't know

(01:37:55):
where they were. They loved Disney, and they ended up
going to this resort and then taking their own life.
On the other hand, and I say this sometimes on
the show, and I'm mostly trolling, but I do indeed
say this with all due respect, considering the circumstances. The
idea that you're going to off yourself and you choose

(01:38:17):
an incredibly public hotel that you know is likely going
to be occupied by families and kids as the scene
to do it, it's a messed up thing to do.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
It's a messed up thing to do.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Taking your own life is one thing, and I hope
nobody who's listening ever does that or thinks about it
or struggles with it or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
But in the case that you do.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
The idea that you give so little care that you
go to a family place where little kids are probably
going to be wandering around and swan dive off the ropes,
that's a messed up thing to do. I hesitate to
go to much deeper than that, because I hate that
the family lost this person and it absolutely sucks. But yeah,

(01:39:07):
just like you know, somebody said she was only thirty one. Yeah,
I mean, it's brutal, it's brutal, But don't do it
that way. Don't do it at all. Don't do it
at all. Right, get some help, talk to somebody, but
definitely definitely don't do it that way.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
I mean, you've you have now. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
It's such a weird topic, but I mean that's trauma
for anyone who witness't it, especially char that will be
vivid in their heads four decades ago.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'll tell this story and then we'll
get past this and onto some other stuff, so we
don't dwell on this too long. Kind of didn't want
to bring it up because it's down there, but it
is what it is. I think I think all of
us saw this, Sabrina Sea Land, I think you guys
saw this. There was a person. Unfortunately, it was in
a situation where in the center of downtown. They were

(01:39:53):
in a building and they you know, left off left
off the building on purpose, and there was a photo
of them that people that were taking and sending around
at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
And that's that is.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
One of the things that stuck with me, because there
was there was It was just I was I was like,
I know this area, I know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
There's a person's body.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
I'm a grown acid dolt and I've seen deranged things.
I worked and I still do to a certain extent
in the underbelly world of things in the muck. All right,
I'm in the mud sling at it every day. But
still I don't want to see that. I know, and
I know little kids aren't prepared for that. Just something
to think about, all right, Let's see here another email.

(01:40:36):
Anonymous emails the show talking about the story we did
yesterday in Jury Duty, where the court ruled that a
school could say that a student was not allowed to
wear a Let's Go Brandon shirt because that wasn't protected
by freedom of.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
Speech, which to me, I was like, duh.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Obviously a school can institute a dress code, and if
I was a school instituting a dress code, I would say,
no politics. None. Don't want to politics on any of
your shirts, kids. I don't want any extra reasons for
you guys to fight each other.

Speaker 6 (01:41:04):
I don't remember any politics being in the dress code
when I was in school, but definitely you weren't allowed
to have any like beer shirts.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
Right, Yeah, there was like at the time big Dog
shirts were popular, and they're like, no big Dog shirts.
While I was wrong with big Dog because there would
be there would be like filthy elements of them, or
Big Johnson remember Big Johnson shirts.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
Now I did have I did have some shirts that
had questionable sayings on them.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Oh god, I mean I got.

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
One from Goodwill.

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
I'm sorry, from think pad who found it out Goodwill.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
And it was like a.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Race, like even like a small town race, was like
best thirty seconds you've ever had.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Yeah, then this is the charity.

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
On the backside.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
This was the one, and it's similar to what you're saying.
There was a phenomena at the time called Big Johnson shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
Okay, I want that, I want to make it across.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
It says Johnson Drivers, and it's got a very bucksome
woman and these two golfer nerds, and it says it's
easy to reach the hole when you're stroking with a
Big Johnson Puorto viret to Mexico. Another one, this was
Big Johnson's Pig Farm. It's the other white meat and
it's a bunch of you know, women flashing and stuff.

(01:42:25):
There were all of these shirts at the time. My
dad loved them. He was like, all those those are
funny shirts. He would never wear one, but he loved them.
And the school said you couldn't wear those. And that's obvious.
That makes sense that you should have sexualized content of
the kids at school all day. Yucker says, liquor up front,
poker in the rear. Yes, that was another Big Johnson's shirt.
I remember these. They said you couldn't wear them. I

(01:42:45):
wouldn't if I was the principal. Want kids wearing political shirts,
sexualized content? Anything? Like that, just wear regular stuff. Anyway,
back to Anonymous, who says, I would say I'm pretty liberal. Also,
I didn't get the whole let's go brand and saying
something about a NASCAR event or whatever it was when
the crowd was saying f Joe Biden at a NASCAR
event and the reporter said, I think they're saying, let's

(01:43:08):
go Brandon, and Brandon was like the name of one
of the racers. They weren't saying that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
Apparently that phrase went viral as a political thing again.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
I went to humor.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
What if the kid had a friend named Brandon, not
far fetched and wore this short sure ironically for his friend.
Maybe he had a big test and it was rooting
for him. I think it would be hysterical. Probably not,
but I try to see the humor. Think Celane would
think it's funny from that point of view, says Anonymous.
Love you. I don't know if Silane thinks that funny,
but now it's out there, at least in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
So that is humorous.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
Mildly humorous is all you've got.

Speaker 14 (01:43:44):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:43:44):
I'm just thinking of Sewn's weapons shirt, like.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Yeah, I can't believe I almost got in trouble for
that man. I was just trying to be a good boy,
following the rules. It turns out some of my shirts,
and I've worn stuff before there that is worse than
that to the theme parks.

Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
I have a whole drawer full of shirts that I
love very much, and I'm like, I can never wear
you in public without getting in trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
Yeah, there's a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:44:08):
You think if the kind of person who wears the
weapon shirt, or sorry, the kind of person who would
want to bring weapons to a theme park, would they
wear the weapon shirt? You would think they wouldn't wear
the weapon shirt if they were trying to bring weapons
into the theme park. However, however, if they did that,
you know, if they did have the weapons and wore
the weapon shirt, you would probably as a security team, go,

(01:44:33):
we missed the biggest sign, like the biggest, you know,
most the most apparent red flag foreshadowing whatever you'd want
to call it, was just right there in front of us.

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
All right, let's listen.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
In four different airports in North America were hacked and
there was a message played over the louds.

Speaker 6 (01:44:55):
I thought you said this was going to be like
a segment here, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
I did say it was gonna be the airport thing.
Then I oh, wee.

Speaker 6 (01:45:09):
Weekend, all right, that's coming up next. We're gonna we'll
do that next. We'll do that before jury duty. This
weekend airport drama.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
That's catchy, man, that might get stuck a little bit.
I'll play the audio for you have hackers taking over
at four different airports. And what the audio said, and
I've got some more stories about drama at the airport
and this week in Airport Drama before Jury Duty. It's
coming up next on the News junk Kie. This week

(01:45:55):
in Airport Drama, brought to you by me, and of
course the Roast, which is coming up in two weeks.
Two weeks. This roast is going down to the most
exclusive event.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
Of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
We have a beautiful room. You are gonna be a
lot of you, either dressed up fancy or dressed up
in a costume. The only rules are you can't have
your face completely covered. They got they got to verify
you in your your age and stuff, and you can't
have fake weapons. Otherwise, dressed up in a costume or
wear something fancy. I'm going full suit. I might do
like a little costume element with it. We're all like

(01:46:28):
working out what we're gonna do behind the scenes for
the face event or book on your Face.

Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
I'm not I'll go further than that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
I think mostly I'm just gonna try to dress it
up for the event and little accoutra monks will bring
the for you. That's costume enough. That is yeah, in
a way, it will be me in a costume. But
the event is coming up real soon. Go check it
out the news Junkie dot Com slash roast, thenews Junkie
dot Com slash roast. Right now, it's time for this
week at Airport Drama.

Speaker 3 (01:47:08):
Say about the dumb button.

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
This could use us our broadcast licensed, this could lose us.
I believe I've got a portion of the video that
I can play that doesn't have any curse words, because
somebody hacked these four airports in North America and started
blasting messages.

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
Over their loudspeakers.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
And I'll tell you what it says, even with the
censor part.

Speaker 3 (01:47:31):
But this is this is just past the curse words.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
Lungs here how abraginal cybers Free free Palestine, Free, Free Palestine.

Speaker 7 (01:47:44):
Palestine.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
So it said Turkish hacker something and then free Palestine.
It also says F. Benjamin nettan Yahoo. That's the Prime
Minister of Israel, if you didn't know, and F. Trump
who's in this message and if their virtual the F
word uncentored is blasted out inside all of these airports that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
Somehow they got a hold of.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
The FAA is working with authorities to get to the
bottom of this.

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
Hey guys, I mean, how is it so easy for
them to do this?

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
I mean I would have to think I don't know
enough about this. I was gonna say. I would have
to think if somebody was going to hack a conference
speaker system like that, they might have to.

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
Be there physically.

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
But I'm thinking of like in a target where you
grab the phone and you know the code and.

Speaker 4 (01:48:33):
You're like, eh, the way it sounded that was pre
recorded for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
Maybe this was connected to the Internet in some way
and they found some security loophole and that's how they
were able to play this message at like four different
airports in the US before they finally got it all
stopped everywhere. That was that and the other story for
this week in airport drama. This is an update on
something we talked about and I let me get this going.

(01:48:58):
We mentioned how there was a video and the video
was from was it Nome? I think it was in
the Trump administration, Christy Nome and it was about the
Homeland Security secretary. She was talking about the government shutdown
and blaming Democrats for it. And some of the airports

(01:49:19):
didn't want to play the videos. They either like had
people who were political on the board and they're like,
we don't want to play this, or they were like, no,
this is partisan content. We don't want to play like
partisan political stuff on the TVs at the airports.

Speaker 6 (01:49:35):
Some of them claimed that they either didn't have because
I think the aim was to play the videos at TSA,
uh huh, And some of the airports claimed that either
didn't have the screens to do that, or the screens
that they had were for trying to get people through
TSA in a reasonable fashion and using them for rules

(01:49:57):
and instructions, directions, all kinds of stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
And the airport should be partisan.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
Yeah, I agree. I think I think most people do.
I think the vast majority of people will say we
should have political partisan stuff at the airport.

Speaker 6 (01:50:12):
The only point being is that you know, some of
them were straight up like, no, we're not playing partisan
stuff on our thing, and some of them are like,
well we don't really have the resources. Well on that front.

Speaker 1 (01:50:22):
Seelan and take a look at this. This is at
one of these airports. This is at Dallas's Airport. I think,
let me just double check and I'll bring this back
up now DTW Airport, which is oh Detroit Metropolitan Airport.

Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
They have a sign up.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
This has attention. The views expressed in this TSA controlled
video do not represent the views of the Wayne County
Airport Authority. The Wayne County Airport Authority does not engage
in partisan politics, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
So they put a.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
Sign up because the TVs were there, and then I
put another thing up that said the Wayne County Airport
Authority has requested the TSA stop playing the video from
Homeland Securitiesecretary Christy Nome addressing federal funding. WCAA does not
operate the checkpoint monitors, which are located in TSA least
Space THESA. TSA did not seek approval to play the message.

(01:51:12):
So they're basically saying like, we don't have control over
the TVs, like you said, and like it's going to
play that message and they don't want people to freak out,
so they put out some.

Speaker 3 (01:51:22):
Of these warnings at these different airports.

Speaker 4 (01:51:24):
It's what a difference between someone got control of it.
That's obviously neither the government and the airport authority in
that first clip and then the second one is like,
we have nothing to do with it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:40):
That's from the airport itself in Detroit. But I don't
know what they're talking about. What do you mean when
you go to check in your baggage, are there screens
playing stuff? There are?

Speaker 6 (01:51:50):
There are usually screens, and the screens have they're not
usually playing like moving content. Content with sound usually not
a thing either.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
I'm used to CNN or Weather on the TV's box.

Speaker 6 (01:52:05):
That's when you're at the gate. Though you're at the
air you know the bar at the gate and they
just tesa.

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
All I know is everyone's screaming to get your IDs out.

Speaker 6 (01:52:14):
Yeah. Right, So the screens at T s A would
be telling you, hey, here are the things that you
need to have out. Here are the things that you
need to throw away, like you make sure that you're
kind of important exactly. That's when some of the some
of the airports were arguing like hey, it's much more
important for our the screen space that we have to
be used to tell passengers what lanes to go in,

(01:52:36):
what what they need to have out, what they you know,
the amount of liquids they're allowed to have, all the
stuff that they're constantly just barking at you.

Speaker 3 (01:52:44):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
Yeah, I think that that seems dumb, but that's what
they're doing at some of these airports.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
And that's it for this weekend airport drive.

Speaker 7 (01:53:00):
Again.

Speaker 3 (01:53:04):
Man, there you go, All right, here we go. Let's
do jury duty.

Speaker 12 (01:53:07):
The court is now in session, so put your phone
down and pay attention before we call the bailiff over
to whip your ass your no in jury duty with
the News Junkie.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
Jury Duty brought to you by v one the only
Motivate of the de Witt Law Firm. Motivate is the best.
He's ready to help you out after an accident. Your
family members, your friends, anybody who gets into a crash,
it's time for them to do the right thing and
protect themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:53:30):
You've been hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
You need to make sure the insurance company is paying
up so that yourself, your family, and your future are protected.
Those are the key things in your life. Yourself, your family,
and your future. Make sure you do the right thing
after an accident. Eight hundred de witlaw or I'm sorry
eight hundred Calmo, eight hundred Calmo or just Calmo dot com.
Now I have some things about what people are sending

(01:53:53):
Luigimangioni behind bars, including a lot of money that they
send him. I have a sorry about a naked man
that should have been shot. But we'll start with the
real news right now, because it's going to be the
lawsuit of the century. It's going to be the ultimate
SmackDown lawsuit because it's on Smuckers is suing Trader Joe's

(01:54:18):
for stealing uncrustables. What do you think you're doing? Trader Joe's.
They call him crustless. Peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich
is Trader Joe's does Wow, that's the same thing, isn't it?
As an incrustable?

Speaker 2 (01:54:34):
I mean, it's almost the same.

Speaker 4 (01:54:36):
But are they suing They didn't use the same name,
so they have a patent on taking off a crust.

Speaker 3 (01:54:43):
They might if they do. That's a big one. That's
all one.

Speaker 6 (01:54:46):
I think it would be on the recipe, maybe the process.
If they look similar in as much as they're crimped
at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:54:56):
Yeah, But you could say the same for Ananda.

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
I wouldn't really confuse the though, even though they are
very similar. I wouldn't say like, I'm buying an uncrustable
right now, I'm I'm fooled by this. I would think
I'm buying Trader Joe's version of an uncrustable.

Speaker 6 (01:55:09):
Well, what's what's the what's the charge trademarkslatt. I don't
think that the argument is that one is being confused
over the other. I think they're like, hey, we invented uncrustables.
We h we made them, and you're trying to make
them now and make money off our thing.

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:55:28):
Crazy Smuckers has a trademark for quote a round pie
like shape with distinct peripheral undulated crimping. That last I
don't know a trademark for round pie like shaped food
with distinct peripheral undulated crimping that means like the little

(01:55:51):
fork marks.

Speaker 6 (01:55:52):
All around, And for its boxes that show said sandwich
with a byte taken out, which which I think if
you scroll up, if you scroll up, look and look
at the box.

Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
Yeah, because you can't really advertise this if you don't
show people, hey, you bite into it, you.

Speaker 3 (01:56:08):
Get a you know, peanut butter and jam sami.

Speaker 2 (01:56:11):
In that case, I should have known better.

Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
There are people still getting sued for stuff that they
could easily look up.

Speaker 3 (01:56:17):
They're in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:56:18):
They've been sued for a lot of stuff though Trader Joe's.

Speaker 3 (01:56:20):
They have oreos after that buck Chock.

Speaker 2 (01:56:23):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:56:24):
They have oreos that they called JoJo's a terrible name.
They have cheerios which they call Joe Oh's. And they
have pringles which clever girl they call saddle potato chips.

Speaker 6 (01:56:39):
Now, okay, they look like the shape of a saddle
saddle potato crisps. Aside, have they been sued for the
three of these or these are all made? Have traded
too close to Joe this time?

Speaker 1 (01:56:53):
Yeah? They said they didn't say that they've been sued
for those necessarily, but they had. They do have a
lot of knockoffs.

Speaker 6 (01:56:58):
They just have a bunch of stuff like the description
of this crustless peanut butter strawberry jam sandwiches is like
what you would see at Spirit Halloween. Because they don't
own the trademark, so they can't be like the Uncrustables costume.
This is the Crustless peanut butter, strawberry jam sandwich costume.

Speaker 4 (01:57:13):
Yeah, but it looks so close to the packaging like
it could have been avoided.

Speaker 1 (01:57:21):
Possibly it could have been avoided if they didn't put
the crimps. And that's the point. That's why they got
that sweet ass trademark on this. Who's gonna win? I
think Smuckers might be the victor here. We'll see what
you think. Those of you who are fans the.

Speaker 3 (01:57:37):
Crustables.

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
I'm sure the trader Joe's wants a good trader. Jose
is good.

Speaker 6 (01:57:40):
My son is a very big fan of the Uncrustable.

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
Is he.

Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
I feel bad for everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:57:47):
Yeah, it it turned out that people wanted them this way.
I'm very put off by the idea of doing this
with other things because Smuckers is kind of out of
control and they think now that what you're gonna do
is you're gonna one of these and your kid lunch
and it's going to be cold to start, but then
it's going to heat up by lunchtime. And they're trying
to do this with like ham and cheese sandwiches and stuff.

(01:58:10):
I that is not as good. I think that's weird.
But this world is what are you saying that? Like you,
I don't want like I don't want the nice, nice
cold ham and cheese sandwich to just like sit there
and slow warm before your lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
And it feels like stuff is happening there at.

Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
The bacteria I've heard of the kids. They take them
and they put them in their back pockets, like by
their butt, so it warms them up and get fart
and they're glassing right through.

Speaker 3 (01:58:41):
It's disgusting. It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
Tell us your thoughts on all of this and so
much more. I'll get to the other stories that I
talked about in Jury Duty, will work those in, and
we'll work in your feedback, your responses to the show
so far today.

Speaker 3 (01:58:53):
What do you have on your mind?

Speaker 14 (01:58:55):
That's coming up next on the News Junkie.

Speaker 1 (01:59:13):
A new video player on the website with this update
for everybody watching any kind of video content, video dispatches
or video secret shows, and also a brand new See
It Now roll out with lots more features over there
on the website, So check it out when you get
a chance, or next time there's something you want to
see on See It Now. Speaking of that, there is

(01:59:34):
a story that grabbed my attention.

Speaker 3 (01:59:36):
I don't like this one bit.

Speaker 1 (01:59:37):
It freaks me out, and I have to ask I mean,
I'll ask Celan.

Speaker 3 (01:59:42):
He might know about this.

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
I guess Austin often jokes with me about this because
Austin is Austin's kind of a jack of all trades.
He's helped me build up the studio quite a bit.
He is very good with audio, cables and technology and
the real and he's all of those things. He's great, right,

(02:00:04):
But he also will go, hey, you guys are doing
a hurricane broadcast. Let me drop off a twelve hour
backup battery for you. And then when he drops off,
he goes, hopefully this doesn't catch fire, And I go, WHOA.

Speaker 4 (02:00:17):
Why he was ahead of the game and he got
it around the time that all the other ones were
catching on fire.

Speaker 3 (02:00:24):
Why are you saying this, like is this a big risk?

Speaker 6 (02:00:27):
And because there's a second half to the term jack
of all trades.

Speaker 1 (02:00:31):
Yeah, I guess we've stumbled upon that now. And now
I saw this. I don't know if you guys watched
this yet. It's so insane to me. There's these people
just left their battery downstairs at their house, and the
dog started playing with the battery, and I thought, are
we only just like one moment away from our houses
burning down?

Speaker 3 (02:00:51):
Like this?

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
The dog is playing with the battery, the battery catches
fire right starts off with the dog just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (02:00:57):
Dog's playing with the battery. The battery catches fire.

Speaker 2 (02:00:59):
It looks like a oh.

Speaker 1 (02:01:02):
The dog freaks out and runs upstairs because.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
Now fire off the bat.

Speaker 1 (02:01:07):
There's a full fledged fire raging on the carpet downstairs
in the living room in this house.

Speaker 3 (02:01:13):
A couple of things come to mind.

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
Number one, great carpet, fire Wise, it is not spreading
nearly as fast as I anticipated that it would on
this carpet. Number two, are we close to grave danger
at any moment with this?

Speaker 21 (02:01:27):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:01:28):
Batteries just they're going to extort answer.

Speaker 4 (02:01:30):
I mean they have and they being the I don't
know experts you see all the time, but you forget
is like check those external batteries except of them will
start as well.

Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
And you don't even realize it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:42):
Is there a bugget I could do? Is it like
cheap ones blow up and regular ones?

Speaker 2 (02:01:46):
Don't you like ones blow up?

Speaker 4 (02:01:48):
Or if they're you know, considering the temperature and where
they're being stored. If they're dropped too hard, they something
inside starts to happen. And then on top of it,
if there was a human at that moment, and once
again shout out to that rug, it's not your you
can't just throw water on it. No, that's a particular
type of flame that needs a particular type of fire extinguisher.

(02:02:11):
So I still have my hoverboard from back in the
day before Joshua Fowler got it banned from the building.

Speaker 3 (02:02:18):
Those who have caught on fire before too right.

Speaker 4 (02:02:20):
Many of times, and I cannot find the charger anywhere,
but it did find one, and I stared at it
every day. I'm like, I want to charge you, I
really do, but I have to also make sure that
everything is ready just in case this blows up.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
You don't want this. You don't want to go downstairs
and see what I'm looking at right here. That is bad.

Speaker 6 (02:02:42):
I think if you look at the power specifications on
the on the hoverboard and you match it up with
the right charger, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:02:51):
But if that's a Craplithian battery, man, I bought it
almost twelve years.

Speaker 1 (02:02:55):
Ago, Yeah, what makes it happen though, ceiling is it
because the dog was playing with this and you're doing
your dog chews on it and that makes it explode.

Speaker 6 (02:03:02):
I think it's very rare for batteries to just do
that thing. However, if the dog was playing with it
like a toy, and the dog was licking it a
lot and chewing on it, and then chewing and then
licking some more, and then getting saliva inside it, it
might have shorted something out and caused the battery to
no berserk.

Speaker 1 (02:03:21):
Yeah, that is that is freaky man.

Speaker 4 (02:03:25):
Anywhere else in that house, this would be a completely
different video.

Speaker 1 (02:03:29):
Yeah, I would have thought, like, looking at the rug,
it's a very like furry looking rug. But the rug
somehow held this fire in and their house didn't burn
to the ground, which is an absolute miracle that it didn't.
I put that up on see it now, go check
it out on the newsjunkie dot com.

Speaker 3 (02:03:43):
All right, there's that.

Speaker 1 (02:03:44):
Now. I have some other things that are left over
from Jerry Duty, including what Luigi Mangioni, the guy who
in cold blood seems to have killed the healthcare CEO
and planned this whole thing out. He's now behind bars.
What are people sending to him. We'll talk about that,
but first, there is a man in the news for
having a little bit too much fun. You might say,

(02:04:07):
he terrorized the neighborhood. The neighbors weren't thrilled, to put
it lightly, with what this guy was up to. I'm
going to try to bring up this story here from WFLA.
Come on, they said, he's lucky that we didn't wake up,
and the homeowners are suggesting this is Florida pal. We'd
have shot your ass here because he was naked, terrorizing

(02:04:30):
the neighborhood. Here's WFLA talking about this.

Speaker 21 (02:04:33):
Multiple homes and Panelas Park naked and now neighbors are
obviously on edge. The late night rampage happened on ninety
seventh Circle North in Panelas Park. The man damaged homes,
cars and left neighbors shaken. George MacArthur joins us live
from Panela's Park. I can understand why they're shaken.

Speaker 9 (02:04:50):
Up a bit, yes, Josh, quite a bit. Neighbors tell
us not only did he terrorize the neighborhood, he committed
lewd acts in the process. Say this is something they
can't unsee and she never witness in an area where
children live and play.

Speaker 3 (02:05:05):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:06):
This is something you cannot understand.

Speaker 2 (02:05:08):
I mean, they are so shaken up with his nasty
ass body.

Speaker 1 (02:05:13):
He was totally naked. This dude, you must have been
on drugs or something. They'll tell us about this in
a second. But it is amazing he didn't get shot.
It is amazing that nobody shot this guy.

Speaker 9 (02:05:23):
In this video, there is nature from a neighbor's backyard.
Camera shows a man walking through a backyard exposing himself
in a neighborhood in Panela's Park.

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
Wow, I'll sleep in the doorbell rang.

Speaker 11 (02:05:35):
I answered the door and open the door, and there
was a guy standing here and he was stark, thinking.

Speaker 3 (02:05:41):
Buddy, why did you just open the door? Is the question.

Speaker 2 (02:05:45):
Why in the night, white t shirt on, in the
middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (02:05:50):
You got to at least look out, see what's going on,
say something through the door. I would not personally open
the door, but he is.

Speaker 9 (02:05:58):
Please identify them man as Josha Garrison, who neighbors say
went on a rampage, causing significant damage to their homes
and cars.

Speaker 18 (02:06:08):
Through a pot of plant through my truck window and
tore the lights off the front of the house.

Speaker 2 (02:06:13):
But it doesn't end there.

Speaker 6 (02:06:15):
He pulled this screen out.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
What was this guy on, attempted to get the window open,
we guess, and then he goes back here.

Speaker 9 (02:06:23):
Neighbor Tim Reischman says the man then ran to his backyard,
touched himself in a sexual manner, and then trying to
break into his home.

Speaker 19 (02:06:32):
He went into my shed, grabbed an axe and came.

Speaker 1 (02:06:36):
Back onto with an ax.

Speaker 2 (02:06:41):
With an ax.

Speaker 1 (02:06:43):
Let me let me color this in for you, those
of you listening. This gentleman who's given this report about
the naked guy being in his backyard. He's wearing a
camouflage shirt. He has a very nice hot ona hat.

Speaker 6 (02:06:57):
No, that is a raccoon with my tie. I think
God had a flowery shirt on.

Speaker 1 (02:07:05):
It's a it's a raccoon with a Hawaiian shirt and
like something blocked hat.

Speaker 6 (02:07:10):
I thought it was a bear, but it might be
a rack.

Speaker 2 (02:07:12):
That's a raccoon.

Speaker 1 (02:07:13):
Sure, yeah, this is a raccoon chilling Jimmy Buffett style.
This guy's usually chilling. There's not naked people in his backyard.

Speaker 3 (02:07:19):
We don't know why he didn't use it.

Speaker 9 (02:07:21):
Reischmann says. The man jumped over his six foot fence.
Using a woodpile and even helps himself to a drink.

Speaker 19 (02:07:29):
We see him open up the fridge grab a bottle
of beer and a can of soda. We have yard people,
so I leave this unlocked so they get cold water,
which unfortunately now they're not gonna be able to do that.

Speaker 4 (02:07:41):
Oh, the new guy ruined it for him ago and
the newsletters like cold one got it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:47):
The yard people were allowed access to get water when
they're working out outside or doing the work on his yard,
which is very nice of him to do. Actually, I
don't do that.

Speaker 3 (02:07:57):
I don't do that now.

Speaker 1 (02:07:58):
They Yeah, they're just gonna out there dying because this
lunatic got all hopped up on goofballs or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:08:05):
We're putting outside fridge.

Speaker 1 (02:08:07):
And he was popping up there in their backyard naked,
and he is He's lucky he's not dead.

Speaker 2 (02:08:11):
I am shot up so curious what he was on.

Speaker 3 (02:08:16):
It doesn't say that because he was.

Speaker 2 (02:08:18):
To be naked, and you're like, I'm freeing everyone.

Speaker 4 (02:08:20):
I love you, man, But he got naked and destroyed stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:08:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:08:24):
Twenty three year old Joshua Garrison Josh ring us up,
buddy or hit us up. Tips to the Newsjerky dot com,
what were you on? And finally, the guy who killed
the healthcare ceo Brian Thompson. United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson
killed in New York City in December of twenty twenty four.
The shooter is quite obvious to most people who aren't
nut jobs on Reddit dot com that it was Luigimanngioni.

(02:08:48):
He wasn't at your house that day. He was on
the streets and hunting after this healthcare ceo Brian Thompson.
And he killed the guy because he disagreed with his strategies.
And he has now been sent a lot of stuff
behind bars. He's got some fans. Luigi Mangioni has been
lavished with forty thousand dollars by people and his commissary

(02:09:11):
account forty thousand dollars former prisoners. Is that like set
for life in prison money? Forty grand in your commissary.

Speaker 2 (02:09:21):
I thought was a lot more expensive.

Speaker 1 (02:09:24):
Nutella is four dollars and ninety cents, a sausage is
two dollars. A block of Elvida cheese is three dollars
and seventy cents. Big of all the blocks you could
you could build a little Elvida Mansion if you wanted to.
But they also said a lot of people sent him
some very lustful letters. He gets hundreds of erotic letters

(02:09:45):
every single day from lust for fans.

Speaker 6 (02:09:48):
This says, if he were to miraculously beat this charge
and get released, do you keep your commissary money?

Speaker 2 (02:09:57):
Good question, I don't check.

Speaker 1 (02:10:00):
No, yeah, I don't know. If you get that.

Speaker 2 (02:10:05):
Name, is best interested to give it to his person bodies.

Speaker 1 (02:10:08):
Well, but they can't take it from you because it's
not theirs. It would be your your money. I guess
it's kind of a weird one. But yeah, let's ask
MO what the hell happens with all of that, and
we'll hear from you as well, because that's what we
do around here. You can join us with a dispatch,
that's what we call it, but it's really just a
video or audio message from you with whatever is on

(02:10:29):
your mind at any given time. If you don't want
to send that in boy, that's kind of sucks.

Speaker 3 (02:10:33):
I'd rather you do it.

Speaker 1 (02:10:34):
But if you'd like to email, you can email anytime.
It's tips tips Atthnewsjunkie dot com.

Speaker 3 (02:10:43):
Okay, quick break.

Speaker 1 (02:10:44):
When we come back, we'll get into this fifty eight
year old that is trying to get into the world
of sports. Quite old to get in the world of sports,
but he's going to do it. Nonetheless, another politician busted
or people in the political world busted for some hateful stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:10:59):
What did they do this time?

Speaker 1 (02:11:01):
And we got your feedback coming up next in the
news junkie.

Speaker 3 (02:11:20):
Politics.

Speaker 1 (02:11:21):
You gotta hate it, right, most people, I find if
politics is a big part of your personality, you're probably obnoxious.

Speaker 3 (02:11:29):
Like if the.

Speaker 1 (02:11:30):
Things I think about when I think about you, if
like the word trauma comes up, or the word politics
come up, I'm like, okay, probably some red flags going
off here. And this is true for these folks in
these two stories here, one of them on the heels
of the young Republicans yesterday who were involved in that
big Politico text chat scandal where they were posting a

(02:11:53):
bunch of edge Lord stuff that was terrible. Now you
have the Democratic Party at a farmers market in Wisconsin.
Everybody the Wisconsin Democratic Party. They are taking some heat.
They've been booted out of the farmers market after this
whole scandal.

Speaker 2 (02:12:12):
Broke out all places.

Speaker 1 (02:12:13):
Come on, I didn't even know you could get booted
out of the farmers market unless you were selling some
like bootleg DVDs or something, but they did get booted out.

Speaker 3 (02:12:20):
It says.

Speaker 1 (02:12:21):
The Democratic Party is fielding criticism after some Oshkosh, Wisconsin farmers'
market goers said a party volunteer handed out hate speech materials.
That's what they say, it's hate speech. I mean it's
literally wishing death on somebody, which isn't it appropriate in
any scenario. They did a small town report on this.
Let's see what we can get from.

Speaker 5 (02:12:41):
Him criticizing the Winnimigo Counting Democratic Party.

Speaker 22 (02:12:45):
It comes after some at this past weekend's farmers he
turned this in. A party volunteer handed out hate speech materials.
Boks limits Tony Langfung explains the concerns about balance news coverage.

Speaker 3 (02:12:58):
Tony's bringing us the battle speech.

Speaker 15 (02:13:00):
I mean it's literally wishing death on somebody, which isn't
appropriate in any scenario.

Speaker 20 (02:13:05):
Katie Nubauer says she and her family were enjoying their
Saturday morning at the Ashkansh farmers Market. This past weekend
seems like a second turn, she says, when her eight
year old child was handed a bracelet from a member
of the Winnebago County Democratic Party's booth.

Speaker 1 (02:13:19):
All right, So her eight year old child is walking
around and I guess somebody gives the child a bracelet.
I'm seeing the booth that they have here at the
Farmer's market and it says f elon and the felon Okay,
a little edgy, but you know, I get it.

Speaker 3 (02:13:36):
I see where you're going.

Speaker 1 (02:13:37):
One says America. Well no America, yeah, America, and it's courage, freedom, diversity, writes, kindness, justice, equality,
and then the whatever bracelets that they had, they handed
to this little kid.

Speaker 15 (02:13:51):
The guy behind the tent table said, hey, give this
to your mom. She's going to really want this. And
one of the children comes running up gives us the
bracelet and we're looking at it and it literally says
is he dead yet?

Speaker 2 (02:14:02):
On the bracelet.

Speaker 20 (02:14:03):
Neubau Or in the Republican Party of Winnebago County assumed
this was a hate speech reference to President Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (02:14:08):
Oh, well, do they have an excuse it? Does it
mean something else?

Speaker 3 (02:14:11):
They said?

Speaker 1 (02:14:11):
The bracelet said is he dead yet? That's what the
bracelets say.

Speaker 20 (02:14:16):
Stox eleven was unable to get a photo of the bracelets.
We've been working to get questions answered by the County
Democratic Party. The Winnebago County Democratic Party's office is lucked.

Speaker 3 (02:14:25):
It says that it's closed for Columbus Day. Oh no,
such luck getting in there now.

Speaker 2 (02:14:31):
With the picture of the bracelet.

Speaker 1 (02:14:33):
They were given out bracelets they said, and the bracelet
said is he dead yet?

Speaker 3 (02:14:37):
On them?

Speaker 1 (02:14:38):
It doesn't show it here in the report, but this
woman says that that's what they were giving out. It says,
we've been working to get our questions answered. And the
Oshkosh Farmers Market says that they have banned the group.
They have banned them because they were handing out these
materials from the farmers market. Just bad behavior all the

(02:14:58):
way around. Let me see he or hang on one second,
gotta get this. If you google is he dead yet?
Some of the first things to come up are cap
merch shirt. Really, so it's the thing they do.

Speaker 6 (02:15:12):
Is he dead yet? Asked Piglet. I'm gonna go yeah,
it's it's with Winnie the Pooh and Piglet, and they're
just talking about whether or not it's it's the same.

Speaker 1 (02:15:27):
Thing, clearly referring to I guess President Trump is what
they're talking about. And they were selling these bracelets, they're
giving them away. I guess it would appear give them
the way at this farmer's market. On the other side
of the coin, there was somebody who was at a
Brewers game. Love me some Brewers. I am a big fan.
I just can't get enough from from Milwaukee, Milliewaukee. There

(02:15:54):
was a woman who is now in trouble. She had
to resigned from a board because of her bad behavior.
And this lady should have.

Speaker 6 (02:16:01):
Known that she's steal some twelve year old's puck.

Speaker 1 (02:16:04):
No, no, take a look. Can you see the lady?
She should have known better. Your friends should have had
a conversation with you, ma'am, like you have the Karen
look already.

Speaker 2 (02:16:12):
They should have like you know how much she paid
at this long for that?

Speaker 1 (02:16:16):
Come on, she's got the bangs coming down, She's got
the like the Halloween costume Karen back. And I don't
know if her name is Karen, but she is now
out of a job because of what she did at
a baseball game. Some more bad behavior, very political people
doing very dumb things. Tonight.

Speaker 10 (02:16:33):
A confrontation caught on camera at last night's Brewers game.
A woman threatens to call immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Speaker 1 (02:16:40):
I'm a Dodgers fan.

Speaker 3 (02:16:42):
Very nice stuff.

Speaker 20 (02:16:44):
Call I call ice, but it's this and your veteran,
baby girl, your veteran to war tonight.

Speaker 10 (02:16:50):
The man recording that video, speaking to twelve News, dice
are leading out of American fans.

Speaker 1 (02:16:56):
So this woman was screaming out, call eyes, call eyes.
He was sponded, I'm a veteran. I'm a US citizen,
baby girl. They were fighting in the stands. The video
was viewed over two million times on social media, and
the bad behavior led to her resigning from a Wisconsin
board for Make a Wish.

Speaker 3 (02:17:18):
So make a Wish not gonna be happy with that, obviously.

Speaker 6 (02:17:24):
Also, I said puck instead of baseball like a dummy,
like a big stupid dummy.

Speaker 2 (02:17:30):
And we didn't respond to it at all. So I
think we're all under that dumb umbrella.

Speaker 1 (02:17:35):
I knew, but I didn't want to be mean, so
I backed down and I was still focused on my
bee ball stuff, you know what I mean, really dripping
them them shooters in or.

Speaker 3 (02:17:49):
Making it making it rain threes. I know that's a thing.

Speaker 6 (02:17:53):
I know one of the things they can do.

Speaker 1 (02:17:55):
Yeah, making it rain threes. Let's go to a couple
of dispatches. We've got time, we might as well, and
I love to hear from you like this. So here's
Mel Diva with a video dispatch. Here she is, oh,
hang on video doesn't want to play for her? Hang on, Mel,
we may have some problems with the update pushing out crazy.
She sends me a picture of her with a little

(02:18:16):
rotating circle around.

Speaker 3 (02:18:17):
That's not it shut up for her.

Speaker 6 (02:18:20):
Nice, such production value.

Speaker 1 (02:18:22):
There is a minor issue there, but I'll get that fixed. No, like,
because you know what, I bet I can play it
from from this side.

Speaker 3 (02:18:33):
I bet I can.

Speaker 1 (02:18:34):
No, I can't for a second. I know.

Speaker 6 (02:18:38):
I bet my new features will solve this problem.

Speaker 1 (02:18:41):
It will eventually just a little bit problematic in the moment.
That's fine. Let me go back over here and get
to another one.

Speaker 14 (02:18:48):
This is.

Speaker 1 (02:18:51):
Andrew Andrew is Oh god, Andrew's talking about politics.

Speaker 3 (02:18:54):
I don't know about that. I'll give him a shot.

Speaker 12 (02:18:57):
Okay, nothing was planned. It's these dumb Republicans who will
do anything they want, and then when they get caught,
they want to cry and blame it on somebody else.

Speaker 1 (02:19:07):
That's what happens all the time.

Speaker 12 (02:19:08):
Donald wanted to blame January sixth on Biden when Donald
was freaking president, when that crab happened. He want all
the Republicans to want to put all the blame on
the forward thinkers, the Democrats, anyone but themselves, just like
those three fat, freaking Republicans in the group chat.

Speaker 1 (02:19:23):
Oh, it's just locker room.

Speaker 3 (02:19:24):
Talking, Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:19:26):
To believe this, I don't know, and you don't know
yet where this flag came from that we were talking
about earlier. But to believe this, you have to believe
that these folks in Congress are openly displaying swastikas in
their offices. Now. I know some of you, who are
sort of the very political types of people, have half

(02:19:49):
a mind or maybe even a full mind to think
that is the case.

Speaker 3 (02:19:53):
But I don't. I don't think by default.

Speaker 1 (02:19:57):
My gut goes to, oh, yeah, clearly, in their offices
in Washington, they're going to display something like this that
they know would be spotted by somebody at some point
in time and be something that would make them lose
their jobs. Probably because most people, most normal people in
the United States, are repulsed by somebody having a flag

(02:20:19):
with a swastik on it.

Speaker 3 (02:20:21):
So I certainly don't think we know enough about this
just yet. But for you, and for a lot of.

Speaker 1 (02:20:27):
People in that default mode, it's like, well, yes, obviously
I shout these things in my apartment all day long,
so it's obviously very true that that's the case. I
think it's a stretch. I think it's a stretch to
believe that that would happen. If it is the case
that it was that Republican or somebody in his office,
the person in his office should resign, and if it

(02:20:50):
was the candidate himself or the politician himself, he should resign.
But until then, let's wait and see what's going on.
Let's see what they find out when they do this
investigation could be interesting. One more thing, real quick. I
mentioned this earlier, so I want to fill in the gaps.
The governor of Illinois, JB. Pritzker, her name is his name,

(02:21:11):
her name. This guy is currently fighting back and forth
with Trump because all the ice stuff that's happening in
some of these videos coming out of Chicago. This says
Governor JB. Prixer and his wife Pritzker, excuse me and
his wife report ten point three million dollars in taxable income.

Speaker 3 (02:21:28):
Good for you?

Speaker 1 (02:21:29):
God damn. The thing that stuck out to me was
that one point four million in gambling winnings was coming
in for the governor, it says. On Wednesday released partial
tax records showing he and his wife reported more than
ten point three million dollars over how long a period
of time is this? I wonder, it says, And in addition, prity,

(02:21:53):
it says, but the in the records is campaign released
the ten point three million in taxable income the governor
and his wife MK reported for twenty twenty four. So
it's ten point three mil in twenty twenty four and
in that year alone, I guess one point whatever came
in one point of four million in gambling winnings.

Speaker 3 (02:22:16):
That's a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (02:22:18):
So now I wonder, like, was that one fat win
or a bunch.

Speaker 6 (02:22:22):
Which see it says in the New York Post that
ten point seven million worth of taxable income last year
one point four million he won for from playing blackjack
in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (02:22:34):
Yeah, this says winnings and loss losses.

Speaker 1 (02:22:36):
I'm looking at the Chicago Tribune winnings and losses from
a casino during that year, and those amounts are in
his tax return. So if you if you're gonna just
play blackjack, he must be a big whale of a
blackjack player.

Speaker 3 (02:22:48):
That's a lot of money to win.

Speaker 6 (02:22:52):
Money, to make money.

Speaker 2 (02:22:53):
Yeah yeah, he was at a big table.

Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
Yeah this this is like where the people who get
comped all that stuff are if making that much money. Also,
he's winning at the casino. Good for you, they said.
Prinzker's campaign every year discloses the top pages of his
federal and state tax returns. And in this case, they
also made three point three million dollars in personal charitable donations,
all right, up from one point sixty five million the

(02:23:18):
year before. So they donated some to charity as well.
He's an heir to the Hyatt Hotels family fortune. Oh yeah,
he has a net worth of about three point nine
billion dollars real.

Speaker 2 (02:23:31):
Every he wants and he's like, now just do the
governor's stuff. My god, First Vegas.

Speaker 3 (02:23:37):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. When we
come back.

Speaker 1 (02:23:39):
Here's we're gonna do final dispatches stories that didn't make
the cut. And today I learned to wrap everything up
for a Thursday that is coming up next on the
news junk Kie. Final dispatches are on the way, as

(02:24:07):
I said, and a lot more before we wrap everything up.

Speaker 3 (02:24:10):
But let's take this bit by bit here.

Speaker 1 (02:24:13):
Number one. First of all, particular, shout out to our
friends in West Palm Beach and on the Treasure Coast
on Real Radio ninety two to one and Real Radio
one oh one seven at.

Speaker 3 (02:24:23):
We would like you to be in person at the
Roast event.

Speaker 1 (02:24:27):
You now have listened to the show for a long time,
some of you, and you know what's going on behind
the scenes. You want to see us go no holds barred.
Do you want to see us make fun of each
other and make some laughs for a great night in
a beautiful, high class venue. And if you want to
do that, jump on board those last couple of tickets

(02:24:48):
over at the Newsjunkie dot Com Slash Roast, especially you
single folks.

Speaker 3 (02:24:52):
Perfect for you. It's an adult Halloween event.

Speaker 2 (02:24:55):
And that's one of those things.

Speaker 1 (02:24:57):
Well we could people have followed in love through the
show before babies they have.

Speaker 6 (02:25:03):
It's possible they've fallen in lust much more, many more times.

Speaker 3 (02:25:08):
Bangs, that does happen.

Speaker 1 (02:25:10):
All right, let's see on the way out, first to
some of the grab bag stuff they released, another AI thing,
another video AI thing. In this case, it's called VEYO
VEEO three point one, and we tend to do the
will Smith AI check. And I can't get enough of this.

Speaker 6 (02:25:28):
Still fake, still looks away fake.

Speaker 3 (02:25:30):
I think it's pretty good.

Speaker 14 (02:25:32):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:25:32):
He looks deliciously.

Speaker 1 (02:25:34):
I can't get enough of this. But he looks a
little drawn.

Speaker 2 (02:25:37):
Yeah, but his head is a giant.

Speaker 3 (02:25:40):
His head is bobble head size.

Speaker 2 (02:25:42):
Did you see the super real video that my girlfriend
just sent me of Carl?

Speaker 1 (02:25:47):
No, hang on, let me bring this up. Hang on,
get off my laptops, see them real quick? Get off it,
Get off it here, it is right here?

Speaker 2 (02:25:57):
No audio? Please?

Speaker 1 (02:25:59):
Are we there? Off?

Speaker 3 (02:26:00):
Little Cora has taken the reins well the handle on
her trust.

Speaker 4 (02:26:04):
I like the audio, though, I don't know where they
got coura or assuming Hiorki is female.

Speaker 1 (02:26:12):
This is real. This is Carl riding on top of
a giant iguana right now, iguana steed.

Speaker 2 (02:26:17):
Look at those ears catching the breeze. The big guy's
paying steady claws crunching in the sand.

Speaker 1 (02:26:21):
You know, I want I want this to be real.

Speaker 2 (02:26:26):
Wish they give me more than ten seconds.

Speaker 1 (02:26:29):
Soon enough we'll be able to get full feature length
movies of Carl riding around on I have.

Speaker 6 (02:26:33):
You've seen the one?

Speaker 1 (02:26:34):
Uh one?

Speaker 6 (02:26:35):
I watched either last night or maybe had have been
this morning, and it was a it was a bunch
of them cut all together, but it was all Bob
Barker giving away prizes to people who can't use the prizes.
So it was like or or just messed up.

Speaker 3 (02:26:51):
So the first couple was like for somebody without any legs.

Speaker 6 (02:26:53):
The first one was like a television for a blind
guy and any these throwing in little quips like just
take it from me, it looks beautiful. Gave a really
fat woman like a lifetime supply of diet shots.

Speaker 4 (02:27:10):
I mean, some of them are so funny, and then
some of them were like I think if I was
the granddaughter of that dead person, I'd probably be upset.

Speaker 1 (02:27:21):
I see that too.

Speaker 6 (02:27:22):
Gave a guy in a wheelchair a treadmill.

Speaker 4 (02:27:25):
Okay, but that actually happened in real life, so we
walked before they could run.

Speaker 1 (02:27:29):
Here's another one from Google's new video thing, Theyo three
point one.

Speaker 3 (02:27:35):
Like a war scene. I mean, this looks like a movie.

Speaker 6 (02:27:43):
Run Wicked Advance can't it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:27:53):
This is just like a fifty second clip or something.
I don't have time for it, but it's pretty darn realistic.
Looking what else The Guardian today saying ten percent of
the US population owns ninety three percent of the stock.
Ten percent of the US population owns ninety three percent
of the stock. One hundred percent of You should own
some stock.

Speaker 3 (02:28:10):
I'll tell you that. Grab some invest start investing your money.
Make your money.

Speaker 1 (02:28:14):
Little soldiers that works for you every single day. Not
pepe China's Zenpeng company or Expang in China has now
said they are going to mass produce flying cars next year.
All right, They're going to mass produce flying cars next
year in China for the Wall Street Journal.

Speaker 3 (02:28:33):
I'll believe it when I see it.

Speaker 1 (02:28:35):
Ahead of these protests that are scheduled for this weekend
in Washington.

Speaker 10 (02:28:39):
D C.

Speaker 1 (02:28:39):
Somebody doing this big fifteen foot ice sculpture that says democracy.
But obviously you put the ice sculpture out in the
sun and it's meant to run.

Speaker 6 (02:28:48):
Its course in the second sea melting the fastest. There's
some science behind that.

Speaker 1 (02:28:54):
Yeah, there's some science behind why some of these letters
lasted longer than others. But the democracy, obviously, some see
these protesters are going to take to the street and
hopefully hopefully being safe and legal and all that good
stuff for this weekend. Let me play this because I
almost did and it did end up working. Mel with

(02:29:14):
the video dispatch. Here's Mel, Hey news junkie.

Speaker 2 (02:29:18):
Well, it's your fault.

Speaker 1 (02:29:20):
You made me do it.

Speaker 2 (02:29:21):
I couldn't resist.

Speaker 1 (02:29:22):
I listened to the show, and then I decided to
get the Oh you doang, she got the front yard
thing with the alien getting sumped up into the.

Speaker 2 (02:29:36):
UFO, the alien and the cow, the alien and the cow.

Speaker 1 (02:29:40):
I did it.

Speaker 2 (02:29:41):
I didn't need it, but I wanted it.

Speaker 6 (02:29:43):
The alien bringing up a cow.

Speaker 1 (02:29:47):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:29:47):
Thank you, that's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (02:29:50):
Let's go steal it the stories.

Speaker 3 (02:29:51):
That didn't make the cut. I've got this for you.

Speaker 1 (02:29:54):
A fifty eight year old man just signed a deal
with the NIL, which is some athletic league. I guess
he's the oldest college football player to sign an NIL deal,
and he got a deal with of all things, Asper
Cream is a fifty eight year old college athlete with
an Asper Cream deal. Oh nag name image likeness deal,

(02:30:14):
that's what it is. Oh nil deal. Yeah, he's a
college football player. I guess at that age that's a quittal.

Speaker 3 (02:30:19):
Today learn here we go.

Speaker 1 (02:30:20):
The following information may make you feel smarter, but will
not actually increase your IQ, so don't get cocky. Now
it's done, or what we call today short on town,
Today land for a Thursday, October sixteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (02:30:34):
Today ar this band right here? Or song title.

Speaker 6 (02:30:39):
Yeah No, Oh, how does it feel?

Speaker 7 (02:30:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:30:43):
Blue Monday is the name of the song by New
Order from nineteen eighty three. This became an international smash hit. However,
the record label lost money on this single because it
was very expensive to make. They wanted to do a
die cut and make it look like a floppy disk.
So it went viral and they sold a bunch of copies,

(02:31:03):
but they actually lost money on their international smashing demands
of the shape of it Today and doctor Seuss wrote
a book called The Pocketbook of Boners about the small
blunders young boys make. It's called a boner, a small
blunder you might make. It's one of his earliest published works.
And Today learn in this band right here, short division, vision,

(02:31:28):
that's right, joy division indeed see lane both the song
Leve Will Keep Us Together by Neil Sidaka and Leve
Will tear us apart by Joy Division. We're recorded at
the exact same.

Speaker 3 (02:31:39):
Studio in Stockport, England.

Speaker 1 (02:31:42):
So pick your poison whether it'll keep you together or
tear you apart. Here on the way out today, thank
you so much for hanging out with us. We do
appreciate it. We'll be back tomorrow, same time, the same place.
Missed any of the show, get the podcast links over
at thenewsjunkie dot com. We'll see you tomorrow. Everybody changing.

(02:32:09):
Chur churns a

Speaker 13 (02:32:18):
Game

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist

Crime Junkie

Stuff You Should Know

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Grab The Iguana

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

.css-r6mb8g{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:1;overflow:hidden;}CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist

Crime Junkie

Stuff You Should Know

All Episodes

Grab The Iguana

CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist