I Teleported Here

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey there Sabrina. Are you doing hello? That sounds terrible.
Let's just cut it. I get rid of that.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I mean, we'll see.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is part of the problem when when we do
this kind of so I'm not getting into it. Don't
look at me like I'm getting into it.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Looking anywhere.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's part of the problem we do this stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
You've got to try to get everybody out from one
show everybody in from another show. Complicated setups, and then
it's like, oh, hey, the intro isn't working. All right,
we can't make that work. How are we going to
roll through this today? But we will. We will persist
and get through everything today. How's everybody doing on a wend.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I'm gonna eat these words in a couple like an
hour or two, but it's that hungry.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, it's nice to be outside.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, right, until that the sun is going to be
doing a thing to the two of us where we
might get sunburns even though we're clothed.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I got I'm all hoodied up over here, so I
may start sweating.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Worry, I've over prepared sunscreen and a giant umbrella as
well as tank tops.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
No though, right, no heater.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
No, I was told that my tiny little heater from
Amazon shut down an entire broadcast last year, So I'm
gonna save that for the zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Apparently, yeah, it can do that. There's something with the
power on that. But we are nice and comfortable here.
You can swing by. I we'll tell you how to
get here, what we're doing all of that stuff. Momentarily
on the show. I'd open up with our opening clip,
but everything's kind of sideways coming from my laptop at
the moment, which is a shame, a true shame, because
one of the stories in a Banger today, Oh, I

(01:35):
thought it was pretty fantastic. But Volusia County Sheriff's off
has released a video and it's an all police body
cam footage, right, and it starts out with this old
dude who's like, someone stole my BMW And this old
guy's really upset that somebody's stolen his BMW. And then
the police start hauling ass to where a crash happened

(01:57):
down the road and it was the very same stolen BMW.
And when the cops arrive on the scene, you see
in the body cam footage the guy has gotten out
of this stolen car that he's crashed, and then cops
go what's going on and he goes, I was just
teleported here, which is creative. I think it's the greatest

(02:19):
excuse for stealing a car I've ever heard of in
my life.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
It is a good one, mind you.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
I don't know if anyone has used that excuse in
history that it worked, except for maybe Back to the
Future part four.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
It's short time, though, so you have.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
To come up with something fast, mind you.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
I saw this clip this morning and he's bleeding from
the nose and the eye in the year and he's like,
I was just transported.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
He's the two of you. I feel like I've watched
the clip. We don't need it. We don't need to
see it. I mean, I could try to play it
for you, but I don't know what to believe.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
I need two wood blocks, and uh, we'll go if
it's I think we could.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
We'll go very old school radio, and yes, we'll recreate
this with a traditional sound.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I can fix it.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
But the guy's faces all bloody and the cops go, sir,
what are you doing? What is you know? What has
brought you to this moment? Here? He goes, I was
just teleported here and I thought it's worth a shot.
You know, there's not like the other The man who's
BMW was is at the scene saying, yes, that's the guy.
You know, like everything there is confirming that he's the criminal.

(03:27):
There weren't a lot of options left. I don't think
we'll play it for you at some point during the
show today. Get everything all set up. Are we broadcasting
on YouTube? Can? I am working on that at the moment. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Time flies when you're having a bike drive, you.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Know, y, you know, give us some time. We'll get
everything all set up and get this dream set up
and get everything ready to go. You can still join
us today as you always can by sending us a
dispatch over on the website that's at thenewsjunkie dot com.
And no matter how long you've been listening to the show,
we welcome you to go record a video or audio

(04:03):
dispatch is what we call them, and then we could
play them back here on the show today. So we'd
love to hear from you at some point in time.
Now we're asking why are they why do they sound different?
What's going on? Why are there technical problems today? What
the hell is happening? Out there. It's a real simple answer.
This is something an event we've been doing for a
very long time.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I think we did our first year right.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
So we started out on a boat, I think right.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Sorry, if I remember correctly the way that it was pitched,
and you know that that salesman is long gone, but
he started something.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Beautiful better than I said of my head. I was
gonna say that salesman is no longer with us, but
then I just killed him. He's very much a lot, he's.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Very alive, and he's at another place. But he said,
we're gonna put Sabrina on a boat for three days
straight from five am, just going to sleep over, and
then three days later she's going to leave said boat.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I go, I think that's decent.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
But how about I just start early in the morning,
and if I remember correctly, I got there at five
am and then I started, uh, I guess tuning in
with you guys. I think the Morning Show. I remember
Jim Phillips at some point taught me how to tie
a knot.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, a whole bunch. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I held my ear for the first time in a
TV news way. And then we did.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
By the way, the best part about that was I'm
pretty sure the radio sales guy who set up our
very very first bike event like this didn't want you
to fake it. So it was like, Sabrina will live
on this boat for three days, and we're like, well,
I mean, can't we just do the show and then
she drives? But no, she We're gonna have her reside
on them like but they're they're gonna shut.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Down this business every night.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Very important question was is someone going to be there
with me, like any security?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
No, we're just gonna lock the gates and see what happened.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Terrible idea.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
It was very fun.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
We did for many years and then we have kind
of moved about. But here to twenty twenty five, were
at Orlando Harley and it already looks in commanded.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
This is the most similar to our very first bike drive,
you know, that we've had in a while because of
our proximity to I four.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
We've got, you know, all all the honking trucks going.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
By or something.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
The twelve o'clock hank is what they did before. But
there's a thing that happened while we were waiting to
go on today. Right, we were all kind of backstage
as the monsters were wrapping up the show, and I
heard a car backfire, ye, which when you know when
you're when people who are not used to hearing a
car backfire could sometimes think it sounds like a gunshot.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, And I've been known to drop to the ground
from times this year.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, being somebody who is a little not smart when
it comes to automobiles. You know, I used to fix
my own car and now I just don't want to.
But I've never had a car that backfires. Is that
something you could do on purpose? Can you make a
car backfire? Sounded like they did when they went by, right,
because you know they timed it so that you know

(07:02):
they can hear their backfire on the radio.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Or they just whipped out a weapon and.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Shot and we think it's adorable today.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Don't bring a weapon, please.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I like the idea that there's some guy, a nefarious,
evil doer, who did shoot at us, but he's mad
that we haven't given them the credit for that. Right now,
put it on the I do want to say to
anybody who's on I for today, if you see the
Harley Davidson building, if you see a big stage, if
you see a radio set up from the interstate. You

(07:39):
are not welcome, I repeat, not welcome to honk anywhere
near the setting.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
You realize what you're doing as you say that, right, I.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Know exactly what I'm doing. I'm informing these people and
they better listen to me. I'm in charge.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Around here, and I would you know, may I piggyback
no honking and no flashing of boobs?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, I think that's true. You're right, it's professional. We
don't want to be distracted by anything like that. So yeah,
you dream, I absolutely agree. But you can. If you
don't want to honk, you don't want to flash the boobs,
you do want to do the right thing, you can
swing by Orlando Harley Davidson. Okay, it's real big. It's
easy to notice from the interstate. For those of you

(08:20):
who are listening to us in other spots today, be
with us in in just your your presence and listen.
Hanging out with us now.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
If you're listening live in other spots, there are people
that have already started arranging for orders for like Uber
eats to send a bike or a door dash Walmart delivery.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
You can do that. Yeah, you can do that. You
just go on I try to say this as nicely
as I can when I'm talking to my mother. You
go on Google dot com.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I've heard of it, Yeah, and you type in Orlando
Harley Davidson in an address. Okay, flash bike, and then
you can use the app of your choice to have
a bike delivered to Orlando Harley. Is just the only
thing is it's got to get here today because at
the end of the day.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Because Sabrina is not in a boat and not for
four days exactly. Yes, uh, there is a big old
pile of bikes in front of us. Here. We'll talk
about how many we've raised so far, and we'll be
here throughout the entire Showy not to do it for

(09:27):
I told you not to do it.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
That person probably heard you say it and was so
excited because they knew they were right around the corner.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
It was the same guy who shot us.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Skipped the way station. You're gonna be in big trouble.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I skipped the way station this morning. So search for
Orlando Harley and then you'll see where we're broadcasting from
today for the four hours of the show.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
And if you're elsewhere, if you're listening.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
To us in different markets, you can utilize that address
and have something to de livered here as long as
you get your you know, teas crossed and ies dotted
and all of that stuff. And many many people have
already dropped off bikes for kids for Christmas. So I
think it's fantastic. We're excited to be here today and
taking part in this. And when you swing by, you know,

(10:16):
be sure to say hello. There's there's some seats out
here and stuff, but mostly people are coming in dropping
off their bikes and blazing on out of here.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
You got stuff to.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Do in your day as well. We know that, of course,
and we love you. We're going to try to get
the rest of the setup up and running. The stream
will be up next break. Okay, I believe.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
You so well your audio. Because I brought way too
much crap.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Well we'll see this is all going to work. I
have not that giant umbrella you mentioned.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Because I got giants. I brought so much. I brought
this giant clock for no reason.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, I mean there's a clock in front of there's not.
I was gonna say that was a dumb bring, but
it turns out you needed that one.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
It was valuable. Okay, we are gonna take quick break.
When we come back.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
We're going at everything happening in the world today. We're
gonna do your feedback on the show. Maybe even we'll
get into the guy who said I was just teleported here,
which what an experience. It's gonna be a wild ride
today and we're gonna do some good along the way.
All of that is coming up next on the News Junkie.

(11:36):
We're gonna do your feedback. A lot of dispatches, this
kind of stuff already rolling in. We're seeing some familiar
faces already, which is pretty damn cool. So Alex rolling
up with a bike here the annual Bike Drive event,
which is so cool to see people rolling up with
bikes and helmets and you know, you got the de
Witt Law Firm and Moses to wit out here. It's

(11:57):
going to be a great day seeing everybody show up
and donate to what I think is a fantastic cause.
It's our Christmas Bike Drive event. So if you want
to take part, come on out to Orlando. Harley Davidson.
Now it's not just until the end of our show.
At at the end we hand off the baton and
it keeps going throughout the afternoon here, so you have

(12:18):
more chances, but we'd love to see it in the
next handful of hours. Here on the show at Orlando,
Harley Davidson with a bike, and there's one rolling up
right now by the way. Speaking of that, there you go,
we got a bike rolling up and you can also
bring a helmet if you'd like to help these kids
out for the holidays. I saw a pretty crazy piece
of information in the sports world, and I am, oh,

(12:41):
very very tuned into all things sports. Yes, as you
might imagine, we are focused in on this like a
laser beam. And the story was that Philip Rivers, the quarterback,
is unretiring and he's going to be joining the Colts again.
I believe he hasn't played, He hasn't been on the
football field since twenty twenty. Oh.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Sure, that's crazy in and of itself. The other thing is,
I believe he's forty four years old and he's a grandpa.
Now yeah, And I immediately thought, have there been Grandpa's
was Farvo? Farv was older for a while, right, some
of these guys were older out on the field, But forty.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Four, that seems like a bad idea, no offense.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Instantly, He's going to be the oldest active player in
the NFL when he gets out there, and you're going
to be up against no matter how you want to
spin this, guys who are like twenty two, twenty three
years old, and this guy's older than well, he's a
little is he a little younger than me? We figured
out at some point in time. I think Philip Rivers

(13:48):
is around my age, and I can't even imagine being
on the football field.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
I couldn't imagine being in the football field when I
was good football age.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I can't imagine be let into the football stadium in
some cases. But this guy is going to be back
out there as the oldest active player in the NFL,
which is wild.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
And I mean, if I'm looking at this correctly, farv
who I immediately think of when it comes to retiring,
and I'm retiring and retiring his final season in twenty ten,
he was forty one years old, so thoe and old.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, this is three years older. And so it's because
they've had some injuries and stuff on the Colts.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
But has he's been practicing this whole time or is he.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Just going to the beach I don't know. I want
there to be like one token old person in all
major sports, if at all possible, Like, wouldn't it be
great if hidden amongst the pack of NASCAR drivers there's
one seventy five year old person and they don't tell.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
You who which they get just hit by the ball itself.
They have broken a hip.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
One of the NASCAR drivers.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Everybody's having their engines and one maybe it's the fur
loops car, maybe it's the tie car. One of them
has a seven five year old person behind.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
The wheel and you'll know it because of the last one.
And they have and the just.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Real real slow out there round in the track. This
would be I think, more exciting for all sports. So
I salute you out there. The quarterback, Philip.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
We Well, we thought it was gonna be exciting for
The Bachelor too, but that's been a snooze.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Fan. You're not wrong, Yeah, you're not wrong. The first year, though,
they brought the old person and it was like looking old Baker.
I know it didn't go well. I'm admitting it did
not go well, But people like the novelty of the
old person out there doing the thing that the young
people do.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I can see him open mouth kissing. Then I'm like, Okay,
I'd rather.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
See them in a NASCAR like this story that Sean
told about the guy at the bar that was going
after old ladies and they were open mouth kissing at
the bar.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's weird. Yeah, old people making out is weird. I know.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
But some guys must be in.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Some guys must be in do it, and some fans
are probably into Philip River being out there adding one
more chapter to his NFL story.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
I don't think he's gonna be first picking fantasy football.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh, I mean, is he even available? He wasn't even
in the league. He has on retire to get in here.
It's like somebody at Fantasy Football has to go. We
need to unlock the Philip Rivers.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Player at the surprise, who's like still available in fantasy
football even though they're not playing arrested people that are
still And the funny part is when you at least
on ESPN, which is the app that I use, when
you look at your squad, it'll tell you how many

(16:37):
what what percent of players like worldwide have this person
on their roster, and so all the good ones are
like eighty ninety like popular players like Josh Allen from
the Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Right right, right, John, Oh, yeah, the Allans.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, and then they'll tell you the percent on the
roster and percent on like starting okay, so like if
not just on the basically, if you don't make them
describe it, how many people have the player and how
many people are using them. And I always like seeing
that there's like seven percent of people who has somebody
with a broken leg on their football team for that week.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
That's my team line that that would be my team
in that moment. It was a long walk. But thanks
for we learned something along.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
The wank you so much. I want to put that
in a pocket for later.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Somebody out there grabbing Philip Rivers, I'm sure for their
their NFL fantasy team. We're working on getting the live
stream up for today. I believe at some point in
time you'll be able to tune in as you do
over on YouTube. And working on it, and.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Just just know that when we do get it up,
it will be the most secure thing because this convoluted
ass Wi Fi password.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
This, I mean, this is why I don't want to
be a dick about things, but this is why I'm like,
less is more let's not even do the video thing,
because that's great. I'm glad that they do, but it's
a nightmarish crossover, and it's going to have to happen
again after our show. I ca a bitch all day.
I don't want to do that. I don't want to

(18:04):
do that. I did get a little excited because last
night I got a surprise email in the tips at
the Newsjunkie dot com inbox surprise. This person wants to
remain absolutely anonymous for reasons that will become all right,
this person wants to become absolutely and I support that

(18:26):
anonymous person. Okay. And they said, I don't know if
you want this or not, but we were at the
roast event, the Halloween Roast of Sean Watson coming out
I believe on Monday. On the website. You can watch
the VOD of this and rent it if you want to,
or download it rather. So the person says, hey, we
were front row at the event. Not sure if you

(18:49):
want this information. I like to stay anonymous.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
I said, okay, okay, And.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
They said, as people were doing their their their routines
during the roast, many of them were dropping their notes
on our table, and they said everybody's notes.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Like this person's not.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Like they do like the David Letterman, Yeah, you know,
done with those jokes and you fling them off and
they were like landing slow paper land on this this
person's this anonymous person table and they said, I, I
don't know if you wanted to see this or not.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's not their business, anonymous.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
So I started to look at this and I go, oh,
these are like leaked inside jokes. Some of them they
didn't love inside jokes, and finally they got to be
a part of what. And so I start looking through
these jokes and I couldn't find out at first. I
still don't know one hundred percent which people at the
roast they came from, but we do. I don't know,

(19:54):
are you looking at them now? This is from anonymous?
You're not finally good for something.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
But I brought way, I mean, entire folder, and I
know it was mine, and I know some of the
jokes that I completely forgot because there was a very
drunk to brandan Selan that went over the and Josh too.
I'm pretty sure we all went over the stuff we
didn't there.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
It is the one of these is not the first
one is not you. These are not your jokes that
I'm looking are your notes for the Rose.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Whoever? These are not two lines, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I assume.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I assume.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
These are Moses Moses notes for the Rose, notes at
least some of them that ended up landing on this
person who wants to be anonymous on the table in
front of them, this second page of notes. I don't
know who they're from.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Show it to me right now.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
All I know is the page of notes that is mine.
So we'll go through. I don't know. I don't know
who this person was, fully anonymous individual who sent these over.
We'll go through these secret roast notes during this show
today at some point in time here live from Orlando.

(21:12):
Harley Davidson. I don't know if we have a bike count, Brandon,
do we have a count on bikes? It's okay if
we don't, Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Remembered your name.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
His name three times.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
He wrote it down.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
I did it two times before he heard it. When
I pulled up, I was like, and how did you
remember it?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Let's go, Brandon.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's not.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
But there was a couple of years ago. Oh, we
have to set this stage here. Brandon works for iHeart
and he's one of the very very helpful people who
sets up all these events, and there's a wizard behind
the scenes and stuff and congratulations by the way, and
and I have not remembered his name many many, many events.
And then during the roast there's a moment where where

(22:02):
he comes up on stage and you know, you'll see
how that goes out when it when it's released next Monday.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
But I had a problem with this, and Celi goes.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
What's your problem, man, let's go Brandon Brandon remember him,
crazy hair, cool guy, blah blah blah. And I go,
I don't know. It just nothing sticks him. So it's
not nothing against you. You're a memorable person. I I
just don't remember anything. And it is good. Yeah, but

(22:30):
but uh now I remembered it. So when I pulled up,
I saw him, I saw his hair. I was like,
that's him. I'm like, Brandon's in the way, typical, typical
Brandon move. And then our other Trumbo person I think
was just his name. He's got a crazy ass.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
He's a man the same as one of the words
charity that we are supporting today.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
It's her name's kids with the Z. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
No Harley, no, No Davidson, Jackson. We're not supporting the
Harley Davidson charity. We're at Jackson, Harley Davidson right now,
We're we're at Orlando, Harley Davis Orlando. No Paramore, that's it, Paramore,
Yes for the Paramour District.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Paramore is a cool guy man. He might be too
cool for an even INTERACTI I.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Think he's not going to be very cool. Do you
not know?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Well, I need a let's go Brandon type thing for Paramore.
He's definitely let's go Paramore. I don't know if that's gonna.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
He's definitely too cool for me because whenever I make
small talk with him, he says things that are like
I wonder if that's just a hymn thing or if
it's a cool people thing, because I'll be like, hey, man, MVP,
right here, I heard I heard you gotta you know,
how's it going?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
And he goes slow motion. That's the thing, is that
from the Juvenile song Like this guy. He's a character man.
He's always got a wild outfit on. He's always three
times cooler, three x cooler than everybody else who's around.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
And it was just an employee of the year.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Cowboys that I know. Yeah, coy and a cool imposing force.
But anyhow, yes, I remembered it this year, and I've
got one so far. I just need to remember the
second one next time. All will be well if that's
the case. So, Orlando Harley Davidson, as you may have learned,
is where we're at today for the real Radio Bike Drive.
But no matter where you are, if you want to

(24:32):
participate in this, and by participate I mean bring buy
a bike for a young kid who is in need
for the holidays, right, doesn't matter you know where you're
at politically, this doesn't matter what type of person you are.
It doesn't matter what's going on. Everybody gets behind the
idea that we want to help kids out for Christmas,
and we do, in fact want to do that as always, So,

(24:54):
Orlando Harley Davidson, is where we are at today. Bring
by those bikes, bring by those helmets, and let us
see you when you come out here. It's pretty nice
though honestly, so far, I know you're complaining about the
sun on your ear. I worried about it being on
my laptop. No, oh no, we can't have that. Here's
the thing.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
This laptop is not connected to the station. Okay, that
will not take us off the air.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
He's downloading this three hour porn for hours.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
My bit Torrent is kind of screeching to a halt,
so we're going to need.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I hate that that's happening. I know what has happened previously.
For those of you knew to the show is Sea
Lanes tried to run our remote connections when we're doing
a live broadcast from his laptop and we were out
in the blazing hot sun and everything is fine, and
the crowds it was the middle of the summer.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
We all have coats with us. I have shed mine.
There were zero coats that day.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, it was a hot and that thing shut down,
So I think we'll be fine. I feel good about that.
I don't feel good about anything else.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
You just need more cables that are harder to undo
when we are done with the show.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Now, we just got to get this dream up at
some point. But I don't I don't really care if
we don't. You know, I don't mind if we don't
make up. Uh, well, you could stream on your phone.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
You're usually not not as much as I said, mascaren browtint.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
You have Masscara and Broughton on but sunglasses on correct
next question. I'm so glad. Uh.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Sunglasses are one of the things you're covering up all
the work you want. Sunglasses are one of the things
that I'm really glad that I have today because so
often those go in the car and they never leave
my car, and they're very.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Much helpful to.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Basically, want to tell you a little somebody people driving
around getting ready for their for their drive by a
honk are thinking like the probably.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
A guy that just always has sunglasses. But I'm not so.
But the beautiful part is they can't. All they see
is a stage. If they're driving by eye.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Four, they're like rock and roll shows happen.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, yeah, they don't know that it's us On the
other side. I once saw a fog hat here. Wow,
whose fall at slow ride? Take it easy, Come on
you just right all right. We have a lot to
get through today on the show, so we can't wait
to see you. If you want to come out, that'd
be great to see. I see somebody pulling up right

(27:14):
now at a beautiful Ford truck with a whole bunch
of bikes in the back. That's awesome to see. There.
Look at that multiple bikes in the back of this
figure than air trucks. We're gonna a bigger true, We're
going to get a count on bikes out here. I
see Brandon's already counting them up now I'm just kind
of breaking.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
And and uh, I see uh these few more coming
up here.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
So we'll get an idea of where we're at and
start to set some goals and stuff pushing forward. I
think we can pull it off today because people seem
to be in a good move.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
So we've got a lot of stands here.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Those of you that want to come hang out, maybe
help build some bikes with saying over there, we've got
a mobile bar.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
We've got a.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Bar full of swag and popcorn thanks to Josh and Busdecker.
And then I saw third tent that I've not visited yet,
and coffee.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Coffee in the local burger truck. So there's gonna be
some some food trucks you get. So fice to say,
if you pull up here, there's multiple ways you can
handle this. One is you could just drop off the
bike and you know somebody branded Perhaps we'll come over
and grab the bike and put it in the pile
of bikes, sire.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Turning into that scene and being John Malcovitch where they're
just everything that they say is Malcolm.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
You just maybe you don't see Brandon. If you don't
see Brandon and you're you know, you're parking to toget
see might see I almost called it Harley again, Paramo,
might see Paramour out here, and uh and I want
so bad for the next thing we do, next event,
sean to just walk up this guy go sub Harley.
And now'm trying to think of okay, misery business. No,

(28:49):
that's not nice.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
That sounds bad. Okay, I'll find a way to remember
his name.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
But there are there are drinks here, there is food here,
there are good times here in a big old stack
of bikes. We'll figure out exactly how many make that
stack up. We'll get into a brand new show that's
about to hit television, and it's literally, of all the
things I've heard, probably the worst idea of all. But
we'll see how you feel about this. That's on the

(29:12):
way a whole lot more and it's coming up next
in the news Junkie, we are buskers. We are now

(29:35):
radio buskers, and we've made our way into your ears
once again. Here on a Wednesday, we're doing our annual
event at Orlando Harley Davidson. That's why it sounds different.
We're all out here, myself, Sabrina and Sea Lane to
try to see how many of you we can get
to bring bikes over here for little kids. And if

(29:56):
you're going to be buying a bike today, let me
just really say, before we get back to what's it
out there and all things viral, you can get lots
of different sizes, Like little kids bikes are great because
we have tiny little kids right that need them. Then
sometimes the teenager bikes with the larger bikes are good too.
Helmets are helpful. You don't have to have them if
you if it's not convenient for you or whatever. But

(30:17):
if we get all of that out here today, we'll
hit a pretty damn big number.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
I think I'm already seeing a couple of spiky helmets,
the cool looking ones that keep the birds off you.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Those are starting to take off. We got our friend
mode to win out here. I mean, I'm hoping at
some point maybe he'll add some bikes to the mix.
I've heard some whispers out there, but I know that
we already have get this ninety two bikes? Damn ninety two?
All right, kind of crazy to think about, you know,
I know when the Morning Show starts at some point

(30:47):
you're like, is anybody up out there today going on?

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Don't spring for the six a m Bike delivery? It's
as it turns out.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, yeah, it does. It does go that way sometimes.
But we are waiting here for the next several hours,
well the next two three hours and fifteen minutes or
so as of right now, and then after that the
event will continue. So if you want to come by,
you know, right after work or something today, you could
do that too out here at Orlando Harley Davidson. We'll

(31:18):
talk a little bit more about that as we go on. Today.
I did see I think this is the worst idea
probably ever for a television show that they've announced, and
the entire thing is created with AI, which makes it
even dumber. Okay, now, the last.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Couple of times we've watched something that was created completely
with AI, I mean, there were like some weird, random
SpongeBob things where they did little skits, but they weren't.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Those were kind of fun where SpongeBob was getting pulled
over by the police.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
No, no, no, not those got on Sora or whatever
that app is called. But no, there was remember the
one that was a twenty four hour live stream and
it was just generating SpongeBob scenes.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
But the only.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Entertaining part of it was that it was pretty bad, right, Yeah,
Sometimes it would would curse or say like kind of
I don't know, not so savory stuff channel that, but
ten times worse because they're using AI.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
But they've decided to do it to generate a reality
television show.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Say less, what do we got?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
This is the worst idea.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
That's a great idea. What do we do?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
If you're using AI? Why would you go the reality genre?
Of all the different genres that you could go. This
is a from Metro and they say, have you ever
dreamt of watching a TV series written by a toaster,
directed by a hoover and cast by a fridge freezer?
Oh god?

Speaker 3 (32:40):
If so, then, oh boy, do we have the reality
show for you.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
It's called Non Player at Combat or NPC. It's the
world's first on AI generated reality TV show. You're an
NPC stands for they got a new NPCC. Oh, they say,
At its core, it's a rather stale mix of the
Hunger Games, Survivor, and any number of Battle Royale games.

(33:07):
They don't know exactly what this is at all.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
That sounds like it covers all bases.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Speaking of covering basis, I feel a little.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Bit well, not going to say that. Nope, nope, I
feel a little bit like I feel a little bit
like some person who would have another person holding an
umbrella over me. But the person who I know who
used to do that is not in good graces with
the world. Moses, thank you for saving the day.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
Yead.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
He just doesn't stop now. I'm just gonna be a
sponsor of the bike drive. But he is helping you
not burn with the sun.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, I'm just gonna need this for three hours and
twelve minutes. Yeah, I'm asking a little bit.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Listen, we I got you covered.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
I didn't get time to drop off my donations the Goodwill,
so I have a king size do they cover that
will block the sun as soon as we find some ziptos.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I am good, by the way, I'm I'm good. I'm
not as whiny as as Christopher Dolores land over here.
It's my laptop that's doing on the one Sure, I'm
I'm gonna survive. I'll be okay out here technically, but
the premise is this, because that didn't make any sense
what I just said. Six.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
This is like listening to Billy McFarlane describe any of
his very adventures because he he uses a lot of buzzwords.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
One of the things you just said, oh, a Hunger Game,
Survivor and Battle Royale games.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Yeah, those are just buzzwords at the moment. Because I
don't think you really have this fleshed out, because it
sounds like you're just using AI to.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Do the flesh. My favorite part is it says the
premise is simple. Six artificially generated contestants are dropped off
on a mysterious island off the coast of South America.
You don't have to tell us it's from some far
flung location. It's not real. We're not impressed like the idea.
They're like, we've dropped our AI contestants off the coast
of Fiji, like tiny Fijian island.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
It would just it would be just as underwhelming if
you said seven AI contestants try to brave.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Sarasota, Florida. Yeah, it doesn't matter. They're not They're not
really going anywhere, and then it says where they try
to murder each other for our entertainment, which would only
be good if it was a real reality television show.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
It reminds me of when reality television was just booming,
Like there was new reality shows every couple of months,
and then they said, we need to do spouce on
the reality shows. And out from Comedy Central comes Drawn Together,
the cartoon reality show. That show I thought it was,
you can't have a cartoon reality show, it's not real.

(35:33):
And then when I realized, like when I started to
get the joke, I watched it and.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I was like, oh, this show is really funny. Well,
I don't know if this is dumb or not, but
I for some reason, the cartoon one seems fun and
the AI one seems stupid. That's where, uh, you know, Sabrina,
that Homo drop that you liked Africa Choir. That's from
from Drawn Together.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
It's where they finally they finally get the superhero to
come out of the closet. Well, folks, let us know
what you think.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Would you actually watch this or is this a big
giant no from you? Let us know. Send a dispatch
over on the website of video or audio dispatches. Welcome
over on Thenewsjunkie dot com. Uh sounds like a stinker
to me, does not sound like a physic it uh
non player combat. They took NBC and completely ruined it

(36:23):
and try.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
To make it something different.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
But there you go. Let us know what you think.
Send a dispatch or an email as well tips T
I P. S at the Newsjunkie dot com.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
I would be like if I have a new reality
show about a school that doesn't have enough employees to
uh to operate their daily stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
They're just overrun with kids and not enough employees.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Not just called the understaffed academy USA, baby us.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Out taking it. I'm hijacking USA for my understaffed academy.
Don't say your hijack and USA. Let's start your along
us air well now yeah, now you have folks, come
on out here and donate to the bike drive at Orlando.
Harley Davidson, We're out here thanks to our good friends

(37:10):
at just call mo dot com. Don't forget injured on
the go, Just call MO. We'll talk to Moses a
little bit later on in the show. Today. Also, Core
Flooring has set up the see that area for the assembly,
and there's been some people that when you bring if
you bring.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
A bike that's in a box, that's totally fine. We
got people here, volunteers that are ready to put them together.
That's Core Flooring set that up.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Thank you so much, and a big shout out to
Orlando Harley Davidson as well. Any information that you need,
how to donate, where to go, real radio, dot FM,
slash Bike and if you want to hang out, there's
food trucks, there's a mobile bar.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
There is.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Who drinking. Yes you it's a Wednesday. He's got he's
got a really big day coming up. So speaking of that,
let's let's let's throw a shout out to the guys
who popped up here.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
T n J Professionals.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
G TNJ is you, I wrote t S and then
t J t n S Professional Rentals have shown up
to drop off several bikes here and TJ brought us
a big bag of toys, a bag.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Of he's taking your dress the most.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Can you grab that for me? Appreciate that he's really
doing over time. Good looking Moses is both holding an
umbrella and also bringing me the back. Oh, we got
some tns professional rentals.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
We know what we can run from TNS or does.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Professionals generally speaking, professional rentals, TNS Professional Rentals, hats TNS
is uh.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I think what now count on us for all your
job site toilet needs.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Oh, I thought you were running down the company and
what is this?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Is it.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
A Stanley or something? Lots of tumblrs, all sorts of stuff.
Big thanks to TNS Professional Services. And by the way,
if you've got a company, when you want to come
out here and donate a bike or or many bikes
to these young kids to save Christmas with us, you

(39:24):
might get your name.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Shout it out if you pop.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
By and say something, and you know that's just part
of doing something good. I had to read their website twice.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
First of all, it's a good get on the u
r L www dot toiletsnow dot net.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Not bad.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
However, I read toilet snow, which is a different.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
If they have to pivot. If they need to pivot,
we appreciate them coming by and everybody else who's hanging
out here. I do want to throw something else in
the mix. Obviously this is for Christmas and young kids
getting their bikes, but that doesn't mean there aren't three

(40:07):
other individuals out here who are grown beyond bicycles and
could certainly use out of the charity a brand new
motorcycle from Orlando Harley Davidson.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Do you have to take the class, Sean, I'm the
only one.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I'll learn on the road.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
You know, when you get pulled over by a.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Car, I'll have like a jacket with the tassels going on.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Do you think like a real ladies lesbian?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Probably? I'll probably talk to Paramore about it and get
something cool for a bike.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Do you think you could operate a motorcycle if you
just hopped on one of those and started it?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Do you think you would know what to do? No?

Speaker 4 (40:46):
I realized how this is going to sound, because I've
said before that I think I could land a plane.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I don't think I could get very far on a
motorcycle at all.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
I don't know a damn thing about where the clutches,
how to shift gears.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
I got you get it.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
I told you as a story one time about how
I dated this girl and her dad's name is. I'm
gonna go as long as I can. It's nice. It's
nice into the shade. Try to figure out who you
think you are. I dated this girl who had a
dad named Red Dog. Okay, and it will surprise you
zero to know that Red Dog was a biker guy,

(41:20):
and he had a very nice, uh like Ultra Classic,
you know, very high end, big big motorcycle, Harley motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
So he didn't earn the name Red Dog. He's just
super rich.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
He did well for himself. He was in the construction industry.
And so I went into her garage and there's Red
Dog's motorcycle.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
And I didn't I hadn't met him yet.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
And so I got onto his motorcycle, which apparently is
quite a big no no. And then I learned that
the motorcycle was so heavy that I couldn't actually just
hold it up.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
And I have a special way of even getting the
motorcycle up or if it lands on you.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Okay, some people get just stuck underneath it.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
I almost got stuck underneath it it hit the ground.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Red Dog would not have liked that. The Red Dog
was not a fan. No no, no, it did not
go well.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
You didn't even ask what your intentions were with his daughter.
He's get the f off my box.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
It's like this ain't happening, and then thank god, you
know well, red Dog, I want a rock dog.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Thank God I got out of that Red Dog. If
you're out there, shouts out to you after all these years.
When we come back, we'll tell you more about what's
happening for the big event today here, of course, we're
going to try to recreate Sabrina in the manner that
they were doing in these AI police sketches. I've got
the information.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
I've got everything we need to pull this off.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
You have the other thing that I had too. We've
got a lot of stuff to get through. Toilet. The
toilet snow bit is low final final segment of the show.
We do toilet snow so coming up next in the
News Junkie casting from a stage at Orlando, Harley Davidson

(43:13):
his bike's pile in. Did you get an idea of
who that was? We do?

Speaker 4 (43:17):
We just had some folks from Rockway Exhibits and Events
just backed in with a bus full of bikes.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Forty eight bikes shut in that van. So safe to
say we made it past our goal of one oh four. Yeah,
I'm gonna tell you our goal over the years. You know,
like when we first started this and it was kind
of is this gonna work? You know, are people going

(43:46):
to be receptive to this? Yeah? One oh four seemed
like a lofty but very generous amount of bike.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Sure, this is more a triple over the years, we've
just gone like, I mean, we're still gonna say one
o four because the radio one oh.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
But you know we're at one.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
We're way over one on four.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Now we need, you know, ninety two more for our
friends in West pom one hundred and one more for us.
We already had ninety two we just added for right. Yeah,
so where we're getting We're gonna knock all the frequencies
out today here on the show. And we love to
see this. That's amazing. With that that is Rockway exhibits
and events. We'll give you a new total. But we're

(44:26):
getting up there already. We usually don't have this much
traction this early on in the show. But don't let
that make you think you don't need to come here,
that your presence isn't needed. No matter where you're at
listening to the show, as Seeland told you, you could
just google Orlando Harley Davidson and get the address here.
And some of these services you can buy a bike

(44:46):
and to bring it over here. Just send a message
along with it. We'll see if we can get that
on the show. To everybody who's hanging out with us
to the Rockway who brought forty eight bikes?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
They are They do exhibits and like for trade shows
and stuff, which is we weirdly enough, uh, something that
I'm familiar with. I used to set up trade shows
that as a side job years ago. Holy cow, Rockway, Rockway,
Rockway exhibits. Dot com donating that is fantastic, I do have.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
We'll be able to hear it here. I think that
arrest video that I talked about for the opening clip,
oh good, and I wanted to. I wanted to hear
this just because and share it with everybody because there's
something just magical about this. The Lusia County Sheriff highlighted
this story of a stolen BMW and first they started
out with this story and it said, yesterday a man

(45:41):
left his BMW convertible unlocked. There. They always put the
onus on the they left it unlocked. It's convertible, for
God's sake. And yeah, you make sure your truck's locked
over there at the bi Centennial Park with the keys
in a closed cup holder while he was out walking
his dog. Somebody stole the car that he left there

(46:05):
with the keys and the cup holder, and just minutes
later the BMW ended up crashing. Right. Witnesses got the
driver out of the car. They had to cut him
out of the seat and everything, and they told deputies
he was going well over one hundred miles per hour
when he wrecked, and they go, hey, why did you
do this? And that's when the epic excuse came in.

(46:26):
But first, here's the police, I believe. Let's see if
we can hear this. Lucia County Sheriff's officers talking to
the guy whose vehicle was stolen.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Okay, coole, Okay, I got here at three to three, I've.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Been back then here at thirty. All right. This is
the guy saying, like, you know, here's what happened, that
my car was stolen, et cetera, et cetera. And now
they're now they're uh talking to the guy because they've
arrived at the scene. Who ends up with the car
and and everything an hour and I swear to go.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Teleport, no, no, give me just one.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Has everybody has anybody stopped even for a moment and said,
what if he did. I was just thinking what that
would be.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
He sund terrified if he teleported, because it's.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
This bloody man if he did, and then you then
the cops are there and you're like, guys, you're never
gonna believe this. I teleported into this call.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
See if you said it like that tone of Mike
always lying, or he's like, you know, I was teleported.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
That sounds like lying.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
But if you play that one more time, he sounds terrified,
almost like someone who was teleported into a stolen beam legitimately.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
And then if he was, the cops are like, come on, buddy,
get on out of here. Tip, I don't know. I know.
How much do you have to drink before you're teleported, sir?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Or what did you have to drink? Teleport?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Is this?

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I'll have one of those moments for you.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
This guy says, I teleported, That's how I did it,
And then the cops do the thing the cops always do.
Please lock your vehicle while you're enjoying our parks, okay,
or or you know, this guy couldn't steal it. If
he didn't see it, we wouldn't have the problem. To
begin teleport or telepion. We'll never know. We will never know, unfortunately,

(48:35):
but it's truly amazing and I'll have to put that
up on see it now whatever I get a chance
to do this here today. We're going to at some
point here go through a couple of things. I've got
new details on the Royal Caribbean case where the family's
suing because the guy was served I think thirty three drinks. Yes,
the new details have even me rethinking my takes on

(49:00):
a little bit as far as like, there's the guy
should be there's there's something new that enters the equation
that sort of changes the way I think about this,
And I want to see how you guys feel about
that too. We'll do that a little bit later on
into the show. We're also going to utilize AI to
try to see if we can be the future of

(49:20):
police sketch artists and if we fully describe Sabrina. I've
got all the questions that they ask and they're doing
what are these for real? And we're gonna ask all
of them and then see what we generate, see what
we come up with out of this, and if the
person looks anything like Sabrina and if it does. I'm
sorry to all the sketch artists out there.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
All right, we'll say you know.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Years, I mean, well, we'll see what they say. They
ask some questions about that. Nothing's incredibly personally. It'll just
be like, hey, you know height in these sorts of things,
they need some inputs that we have to.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
I don't even know if it asked way.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
These are questions for people who don't know that information about.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
You, and it's just your face.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
We just saw you come into a liquor store a
bottle of Jameson and then run out without paying, and
then they have to go, what is what did the
jabis and.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Thief look like? How many news stories do you think
would have to happen of people saying that they were
teleported when they got arrested before they'd be like, hold on,
we really need to look into this.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
I mean, yeah, if I could that be.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
An accent, just a happenstance thing with three people, maybe
it's happening right now. Be the biggest story of the
year to wrap things up for us for sure. Uh,
the other biggest story could be you arriving with more bikes,
So let's make that into a reality and not a
work of fiction here at Orlando Harley Davidson.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
We got to oh so much crew out here.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
We got tons of bikes already. It's gonna take them
a little bit to get some of these ones that
were just dropped off all put together.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
But if you can't, you know, bring a bike for
whatever reason. We are accepting by helmets as well. Or
if you want to come help build some bikes, because
we've just got an incredible donation of quite a few
ready to build bikes, then come on down. Real Radio
dot FM. Slash Bike has all the information for you.
And well we're going to be here until three. We

(51:16):
have a whole show, and Orlando Harley has been kind
enough to bring food, cool drink, and according to the
cards that they just got, I think you can also
get yourself some cigars as well as some beardcare or
a massage.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
This is like, oh yeah they do, they were doing
massages earlier. What the hell?

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna need to build up a brake so
and get a massage, or if I can extend the mic,
do the next episode while I'm getting I.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Feel like they do things right here. It's almost like
if you go to a jewelry shop at a cruise
port and you're like, yeah, massages, don't mind if I do.
I'll take a massage right now. That sounds good. And
they're like, would you like a shot at tequila? And
you're like, yes, I would. And then next thing you know,
you're dancing the DJ inside the Harley, And then the
next thing you do, you're signing those papers. I'll take

(52:07):
one right now, if you don't mind. All right, I
want to throw a question at you guys. We'll get
further into this after the break, but I really want
to think about this a little bit because there's a
story today that's going viral about Frontier Airlines, and Frontier
Frontier is one of the wild West airlines, right like
Spirit Airlines, Frontier Airlines. Somebody got on board a Frontier

(52:32):
flight and then there was an announcement. Everybody is sitting
down on this flight, right. Announcement comes over the speakers
from the captain and the crew, and the captain say,
we found out that somebody smuggled a dog on board.
All right, we don't know which one of you it is,

(52:52):
but we ain't going anywhere until you rat out the
person who's on this flight right now, who brought the
dog Sean's parenting techniques? I know what you did.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
He's trying to use it on us too. He's done
it to me. I'm sure he's done it to use
of vernilla. Yes, just tell me what happened. I'll be
less mad. I'm like, you don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Nothing hasn't ever been successful as a tactic, if I'm honest, No,
it just he just get upset and more poor parenting
on my part. But a Frontier flight went in a
full lockdown after a crew claimed a crew member claimed
somebody had smuggled a dog on board, and they said,
we're not going anywhere. Somebody needs to wrap this person out.

(53:33):
We'll play this for you. We'll get into more of
what went down and then see what you would do
in that situation. Would you rap your seat mate you
don't know them, would you rap them out though, or
would you be like, no, you want to find the
dog that was smuggled on the.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Skipped over the dog.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
I didn't know where the dog was. Well, we're going
to find out. Question that's coming up next on the
news Junkie. We're gonna get into this Frontier Airlines situation

(54:17):
and would you rat out somebody else on a on
a flight with you. You don't really have any allegiance to
these people, or you've probably just met them five seconds.
You don't really know if this person is a good
person or a bad person.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
And most importantly, you want to get to your destination.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Hell yeah, any amount of.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Reasons to fly are all just kind of meshed together
in every flight, you know, Like I've been on flights
where like I have a wedding to get to, like
once I leave the airport. So if somebody's got a dog,
I'm like, get get this dog out of here. It's
I can make.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
It for Yeah, I mean I think depending on what
my had three hundred dollars dinner reservations. Yeah, you're going
to miss my last flight, and if you would have
been later, something to take your money that you already
have to put out. Yeah, I'm not doing I'll rot
out somebody for that. We'll get into the details just
a second. Here. Hang on tips Atthews Chunky dot com
and email rolling in from uh C to see Lane

(55:21):
and this person says, I have some vasectomy tips.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, because I think that's that's.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
On your agenda. Tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
I believe you know, I've thought of it very little
today just because of everything going on.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
But yeah, it's it's definitely on the back burner there.
There's no level of uh, it's going to be a
front burner for.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Your like, no level of anxiety.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
No.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Really, this is such a simple They do it in
the office.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
It's not like I'm going to a hospital. It sounds
like you work at this place. It's an impatient procedure.
We do millions per year.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
It's very telling of see Lane's character because he's pretty
chill about everything. But I do appreciate it because there's
many a men that I've spoken to.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Or at least have spoken to their wives. They're like,
there's nothing going near my penis nothing at all. There's
no way, it's too much. They have anxiety and they
go pay.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
I think it's not it's not like a fair comparison,
because for a guy to get an easectomy seems like
a two or a three. But for I think like
a tuba legation or whatever they call it, they get
your tubes tied, is like like a five or a six.
I think it's much more complicated. I think it's like
it's not like snip snap. I see, I thought for
a snip part of it. Yes, yeah, I think. Did

(56:38):
I tell you how my mom referred to it the
other day?

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Get in the snap She said snip snap, and I
was like, oh, that's cute because she doesn't know she
knows the quote because we say it all the time.
But the snip snap snip snap was because Michael Scott
got his done and.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Then reversed and then done and then reversed because snip
snaps and we're good. Yeah, so this person's got some
advice for you if you're working. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Well, a lot of people texted in yesterday when we
were talking about it and basically was like mine took
fifteen minutes. Some people said, there's heard a lot. One
one person said they really enjoyed that.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Wait what, Okay, that's a little strange. All right, let's
see what we got here from C. I'm sure your
doctor has probably gone over some of this with you.
See that some of it, But I just wanted to
clue you in. On the off chance you haven't heard,
do yourself a favor and go get a jockstrap today.
They said, do you have a jock strap already or

(57:33):
I don't. I wear briefs though, okay, but that still
doesn't have the They.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Said wear clothes fitting underwear at a tight but like
that's how I wear mine. Okay, I'll just go find
like one of my smaller sizes.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Or or or a jockstrap. This is always an opportunity.
I haven't worn a jock strap since karate. That's what
you should do. Well you can't do it before, though,
Bring some duct tape, get your tidy whities on, or
gaff tape.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
I think that's easier on the pube.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Have like one of the assistants there like, yeah, it's
like a baby bird. Yeah, it's the area is clear
for for landing and then just afterwards, so.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Much Jackson, not assume a jack bread Johns.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
You got the little blood splattered whitey tidies on, and
then you like duct tape them around the sides, keep
them nice and tight, or a jockstrap. This is an
option to just the simple weight of your boys hanging
freely and the slight bouncing from you walking will be excruciating.
This person said, Okay, this sounds like somebody who wears
boxers though, yeah, because it's his cradle those and take

(58:44):
care of them. I will also tell you. I'll tell
you something that nobody ever told me. Okay, that's nice,
like this, go and get your count checked every few years.
It ended up being ten years for me, but mine
healed up. I have a son now who's a few
months older than yours. Get out. I went got checked
after we found out that my wife was pregnant, and

(59:05):
the doctor said, was I sure I got a vasectomy?
But my count warranty on.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
That my account was like it never happened before.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
That's a good question. Actually, is there a warranty? There
should be a lifetime want baby back guarantee kind of
thing I've heard of.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
I had a friend in elementary school who was a
miracle baby because his mother had gotten her tubes tied
and uh and back then, like how they explain that
to you getting your tubes tied? I literally thought that
the doctor goes in and just does a.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Balloon animal gotcha babe? Next Like, oh, I guess, I
guess the tubes came untied or something like that. But
I did not know. I've never heard of that being
a thing. With the second he said this count was
like it never happened before.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Okay, that's grossly uh like a not misconductor.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
It's not as false advertisement, is what it is at
the very least. Or buddy, you've got some potent ass
determined and we'll find another way to re route everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
He says, I can't take dignity or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I'm grateful for myself. I'm grateful for my son and
I love him very much. But it came as a
bit of a shock. He says, all right, oh it's you.
That's true. Yeah, it's not wrong. Let's go to this
frontier flight here. Now we're gonna be able to hear this.
We're gonna go into the plane and you'll hear the
announcements that they made. And I want you to decide

(01:00:34):
whether or not you would rat out your seat mate,
like would you if you were in this position. Go,
enough's enough. We got to get out of here. Sea
Lane says, I got my reservations. You know I'm going
the last flight I took. My seat mate had a
dog and I didn't know until we landed. Well that's
I mean, it's a good dog. There's been a dog
here this whole time. But they were upset about this.

(01:00:55):
So let's go to the Frontier Line's flight in someone
in here as a dog until we find what we're
looking for. So the person says, we are not leaving
until we find what you're looking for. And this is
where they're started starting to look for somebody to wrap

(01:01:17):
them out until we find what we're looking for. If
you think it's your gamer, go ahead and stitch on that. Yeah,
all right. So everybody on the flight is like, what's
going on here? What's happening? And somebody has a secret

(01:01:39):
hidden dog on the Frontier flight and they have to
rap them out or they're supposed to.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Did they go into detailing the story like did the
dog bark? And that's how they knew there was a dog?
I mean, how do they just know there's a dog
without knowing where's the dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
They? I don't know. They didn't say how they knew.
We'll have to try to see we can find something
else about this. If you guys can see something from
front here, maybe they had a response to this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
It is just a tiny little poop somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
There was some sort of clue poop or otherwise that
there was a little smuggled dog on board this flight.
And they made it clear we ain't going nowhere until
you guys tell us exactly where this pooch is right now.
And I imagine somebody did if if they really wanted that,
they should have gone.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Who wants a free flight?

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Oh yeah, free drinks on this flight? Free? Why that's
the very least you could do is free Wi Fi,
I would think.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Okay, So some people are asking how the hitt and
dog made it past security the TSA. You mentioned that
that is not an issue. TSA allows pets through checkpoints
because plenty of airlines have You can buy a ticket
for your pet to sit underneath, you know, in the
in the cabin, or if you have a small enough dog.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Like there are airlines that do not allow animals at all.

Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
I'm guessing yes, really okay that or you just have
to pay extra and Frontier is one of those airlines
where you basically pay extra to turn the little reading
light on you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
So that would be something that they would probably take issue.
Does it say anything about how they got wind that
this dog had been smuggled aboard?

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
No, because there's not a lot this article. I think
it's the same one you have view from the wing
or something. Yeah, it's just based on a tweet, and
so the bulk of the article below the tweet is
just other incidents involving animals on planes, gotcha, not a
whole lot of information about this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Let me let me check. I mean, I think I
think more people than not. Once they tell the people
on this flight, we ain't going nowhere until you tell
us where the dog is. People are going to rat
this person out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Oh yeah, I mean, the dog's not even play the
sound of a ring doorbell and you'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
The dog is just really silent, Like I know my
mission here. I must shut the hell up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Carl would immediately reveal.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Carl's barking, Yeah, happened. All right. We'll look more into
this as we roll on today and take more of
your advice for Sea Lane's prosecty tomorrow. If you've got
some why not, I'm not sure if that's something you
have or not, but we'll see. We got to get
into this AI police sketch. The thing that we're gonna
do is Sabrina, see if we can get that whole thing,

(01:04:27):
and I've got the roast notes here. We'll do that
after the next episode so we can find out what
was happening with these anonymouses leaked to us some secret
notes from the roast and I want to see what's
happening with those as well. But in the meantime, I
have to tell you today's d day for those Australian

(01:04:48):
teenagers we were talking. Yeah, the ban is in effect
for social media for all these kids down under. Nationwide
ban on Australia for social media users under the age
of sixteen.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Does that mean there's like ten to fifteen year olds
that are going to have to learn other forms of
communication because they only really chat with their friends online.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Well, you know it's weird. Okay, So if you were
in Australia as of today, if you're fifteen, you're not
supposed to be on YouTube or paving, read it or
kick or Facebook or TikTok or snapchat or Instagram. But
you are allowed to be on Discord.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Okay. Isn't that the worst place.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Which is like, you know, this is a chat room
where people can share all the same types of things
Charlie Discord. Yeah, unrelated to the shooting, but yeah, that
was that was indeed the case. The wild thing to
me for this article that I saw today that was
an update on the Australian teen social media band is
that it's mega popular there among adults. At least seventy

(01:05:57):
seven percent of Australians are in so port of the band,
saying that it will decrease cyber bullying and protect children's
mental health. The platforms in question not super happy as
you might imagine. They weren't thrilled about this whole thing.
Do you think that's the only source of adults in
Australia who are anti this band, Like, I would be

(01:06:20):
curious unless you have a vested interest in operating those platforms,
what would be their reasoning as an adult in Australia.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Because adults don't care, They're like, oh, they can't give
on the internet. I could still under that right, don't care.
But if there are adults.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
In Australia right now that are going, no, this is crazy,
this is unfair.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Kids should have Internet. I want to know what their
reasoning is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
If there's not teenagers on the internet, why would I
even go on the internet? Hey, that sounds record that
knock over it? Hang on? Why? Why you're right? Why
would this be important to you? Is a solid question
for those people, and maybe it makes it hard to
be against this stuff, even though it's shutting down content
for people. The other crazy thing is I don't think

(01:07:06):
there are really punishments if you're fifteen in Australia today
and you go on YouTube or or Facebook or ready.
But if you're one of the Kick, if you're one
of the platforms and you get caught with teenagers or
underage people on your TikTok, snapchat, YouTube, Twitch, Reddit, Kick,

(01:07:29):
all of those things, you will get fined for each
offense thirty two million dollars. What's the social media companies
every single instance of a repeat instances? Facebook billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
They fan porn a long time ago, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
In the US, they have verification systems that they said
are sometimes not working already, and they're on these sites
you have to do a live video selfie or upload
official documents to confirm your age so that they know
how old you are. Can you imagine like you're in Australia,

(01:08:12):
you're talking amongst your friends and they're like, hey, you know,
Jeff found himself in some pretty serious legal trouble, and
like what happened to Jeff?

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
And like he got caught with an underage kid and
everybody got on his website.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
I want to do that. It's bad. That's big money,
all right. When we come back the next episode with Sabrina.
What's coming up on the next stepisode?

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Here we go, what's coming.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
OUDE can't say I was a huge fan of Mila
Kunas before, but definitely on my probably won't be a
fan of her ever list. Now I'll tell you why
game Stop Trade Anything Day went off without a hitch
but instead with a goose a speed sign on a
cannibood pass.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Plus, come on.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Down to Orlando, Harlan, donate a bike, I dare you,
and so much more coming up on the next episode.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
And that is coming up next in the news Junkie.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Over to the next episode in a bit here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
As I said, and we also have, uh these leaked
notes from the roast event. We've got an attempt to
recreate a real life well not real life, but a
fake life Sabrina.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
If we could do this and put all.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
The little targeted well lost two things.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
The police sketch artists out of business completely and totally
can create if you want. Yeah, wait, we'll see, we'll
go well, we'll flip a coin for it here. But
I want to tell you something h Orlando. Harley Davidson
is where we're at for the bike drive today, and
this is going on all day long and no matter
where you are, you could participate.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
And I'm happy to say.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Just talk with Brandon a moment ago and he tells
me there's one hundred and forty bikes out. Yeah, great, jojob.
I mean that's amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
I thank you all so much for your help building it.
Big shout outs to y'all and everyone here that's hanging out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
I mean we're getting how many tricks y'all had?

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Hold up? Hold up, hold up fingers? Yeah, at this
point they kind of deserve them, for sure. Teleported are
the folks building these bikes. Everybody who may feel like
they were teleported here. They have so many boxes behind them.
They are playing together a lot of these bikes, and
you can continue to put them to work by bringing

(01:10:44):
another one here. Because each one of these bikes one
hundred and forty so far, that's a present for a
kid on Christmas. You know, kid would not get this otherwise.
So thanks to you, thanks to the companies that are
showing up, and we've got more time for you to
come out here to Orlando. Harley Davidson with your bike
for the yearly Bike Dribe event that we do. All right,

(01:11:04):
here we go, let's get into it. Let's do the
next episode.

Speaker 8 (01:11:08):
Because there's a lot on TV and you can't possibly
keep up with all of it, even though you should,
because what else are you gonna talk about? A?

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Yes, yes, nothing, weather's nice.

Speaker 8 (01:11:20):
It's time for the next episode with Sabrina.

Speaker 9 (01:11:23):
Hey, hey, smoke, hold up is right?

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Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Sounded like a sex move first.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Yeah, you'll never get who pulled off the dot.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Com and to the backseat and gave her the old dot.

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Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
It was thirty years ago, nineteen ninety five, that the
member of one of the members of this group right here.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Oh not that one, oh Oswald.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
No, it is the Trap remix. I'll tell you what.
They're not, skinny, fat Boy slim. The Fat Boys is wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
They did a song, one of their most popular is Whippets,
and this was the trap remix of it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
For a long time since I heard any Fat Boys.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
Yeah, and it has been thirty years since you've heard
from Darren Robinson because he unexpectedly died at the age
of twenty eight. No word on cause of death. Unrelated
fact about him. He was four hundred and fifty pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Oh yeah, So the name fit the group. Yeah, they
had to be. They were kind of locked into it, honestly.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
So in honor of him and in honor of everyone
here at the bike drive.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
What's up, Brandon, Thank you so much. This one goes
out to you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
Four hundred fifty pound Angel in the sky.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
That's a good mic for vocal percussion. Yeah, game so much.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
And a big shout out to my acapella group from
college Key Harmony.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Oh that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
They had a big was it half marathon this past weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
No Orlando, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Okay, I was like, it did not invite you back?

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
There is a tie in though.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
I graduated and some of us are friends on Facebook.
But the race went right in front of my house.
So not only could I not leave for seven hours,
but I ran into one of my old Key Harmony ud.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
You guys do like a little you know, one two
three four? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Why was that?

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
In the world?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Is I thought I was gonna be?

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Going in, you could have just assumed like you're going
to take a higher pitch than he is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
And according to reports, Jonathan when a K b P
drummer man assumed that he was gonna get into Ariana
Grande's concert or Lady gagas turns out, he did not.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
This is.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
That same old dude who bumbrush at the Wicked to
Menace and he got out of jail and he's like,
I got out of jail, guys, I'm Korean now. And
he attempted to get into Lady Gaga's December ninth concert
in Brisbane, Australia.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Has he had any sort of incident with Lady Gaga
where he would be on there?

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Like, uh, just on everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Everybody who's doing a big concert now must.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Know who this guy is, like you, oh, they did,
and there's footage and I'll show you guys tomorrow or
put it on see it now where security had his
picture printed out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Do not let him in.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
See this is what I figured. What happens, This happens.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
You know, even even the news junkie has Uh. We
had at least a serial backstage invader.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
We did. Somebody who prided himself on.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Getting backstage was the old Sampit Brands.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Uh no, no, no, no, no no. He prided himself
on getting backstage.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Everyone's looking at their hands holiday party and uh and
but now.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
He is a postman in Nashville, So I'm going to
get backstage this year.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
And we immediately kicked him out he was drinking with
us at Coolio back there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
No, he would do that move where he would he
would sneak up on us and then he'd be like, hey,
what's going on? What are you even doing here?

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
Also, as far as bad people that were on TV
or have made some sort of viral news, we a
bit a due to Philip Joseph Joey Den of Raleigh,
North Carolina. He turns out we're going to replace the
column Joey quote with Peeping Joe because yeah, he's a

(01:16:57):
peeper and he was arrested for it. How do we
know this guy from being on Jeopardy Jeopardy He is
a champion of Jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
You probably know this guy you saw on It's been
a while since I've been able to run.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
So he was a development engineer.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Walked away with almost forty five thousand dollars two victories
November twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Okay, it's not even that long ago.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
He returned in January for the Champions Wildcard tournament.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Wait wait wait, okay, so see I know he only
won two of them.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
He won two victories November twenty twenty four.

Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
Returned in January for the Wildcard tournament and didn't move
past semifinals.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
So he was on Jeopardy at least three times, and
then he was peeping on ladies on the side.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Twice or guys.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
I don't know who is he people home.

Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
It turns out he and saw the camera in someone's
bathroom without O So you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Did you know that was a famous person who did that?
Chuck Berry was a Chuck Berry. No, he just filmed
himself a lot. It was hard to hide cameras in
Chuck Berry's day.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
I think, yeah, well we do have that footage.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
That one wasn't no, but I back in the day
when you were gonna make your own sex safe, it
was a big commitment, you know, like they'll they'll get
a lug of the gear around and such.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
So that's a little bit about our time. Mila Kunis.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
I'm about to throw in the teet to her last
name because it turns out that she is the president
for Homeowners.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Association And here's this that's interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
Why is it making headlines because we did not know
this information before. She's frustrated that all she ever gets
our complaints and I quote, no one ever goes you
know what, thank you so much for anything. Ever, well,
guess what, Mela, No one wants to what Hoay's they're
stupid and dump.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
She's not only on the something.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Appect, not only on the agent.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
She's the head, she's the president of and she can
head right into a dumpster full of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
What if you compliment on, aren't you? Yeah, it's not
going to get you dot Common where they're in the backseat.
I was right, though.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
Chuck Berry had to pay out one point two million
after he was caught installing hidden cameras in his restaurant
in Yeh everyone give it up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
For Sea Lion.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
He was right, nineteen ninety This would have been a
big mess. Camp I multiple wires, that's clearly something.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
How many tapes do you have to go through? It
against proper footage in the bathroom?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Like why is the smoke detector in this restaurant bathroom?
Sixteen seat long? Right now? Fifty nine women? Jesusis those
are almost cosby numbers? Yeah, it's up there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Okay, Tommy Lee probably Anderson's him from.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
A sex tape.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Safe sells at auction, not the sex tape, but Safe
that was How much do you think that went for
because it also benefited Music Cares.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I didn't hear hear what we were saying, Tommy and
what okay? The safe that they stole the video from, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
And the guns that they had inside that's safe on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
That can't be a lot of money, could it. I
don't think it's very valuable.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
It was the safe that ruined his life.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Yeah, made his career.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
That's his quote.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Guys, come on the safe that held the tape that
ruined his life. And it wasn't the safe's fault. It
was the fact that you didn't pay the guy that
was working for you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
It went to a good cause two thousand dollars, not
a penny more.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
It went to Music Cares about teenage Cancer America. America
gives teenagers cancer. Gibson gives in Saint Jude's. It went
for two thousand, five hundred and six.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
See that makes sense, though it didn't go crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
We also had the Gibson Les Paul belonging to Keith Richards.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
That one for.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Yeas a lot more one undred ninety two thousand. Damn multiple,
Kirk Hammet, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Hard trying to sell the case that held the Keith
Richards guitar. What now like they did with the same.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
And we also have I'm not completely sure if this
went to a good cause, but the very one of
the famous suits that was worn during this film right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Here, Elf Elf is right, that's a big one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
And one of Will Pharaoh's Will Ferrell's Elf costumes sold
for how much at auction?

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
That's it's one of them. So there's you know, film
used film Will Sweat is in it? One hundred thousand dollars,
that's a good guess, one hundred and twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
Great guests, three hundred nineteen thousand dollars. But that is
no candle being held because of one of Harrison Ford's
fedoras from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom sold
for four hundred and thirty seven thousand dollars of for
Dora Wow and Boba Fett's blaster netted six hundred and

(01:22:06):
thirteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
A Star Wars one. They'll get you.

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
So you have my friends follow your dreams me on Instagram.
Come on over to Orlando, Harley. We are here collecting
bikes and a big shout out to everyone who has
helped this out, including Moduitt Wit law firm, Andre on
the go just Callmo.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
We have, of course, are very.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Great friends at Core Flooring, Orlando, Harley, Santa's building bikes
and everyone in between.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
They with me America smoke.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Weed every day. Thank you, Sabrina. You're getting hot over
there big time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
I have a tan on just the top of my forehead.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
My left calf is if you're if you're interested in
coming out and stopping buying, dropping off a bike for
the bike drive. We're at Orlando Harley Davidson today for
the show. When we come back, we're going to get
into these leaked roast notes. We've got these and was
see what was going on? What didn't make the cut?

(01:23:02):
I have questions.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
We'll see what answers we get.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
That's coming up next in the news junkie. You can't
miss it. You see it for my four got the

(01:23:27):
big water tower on the roof. That's right. We're up
on a big giant stage here in front of the
Harley Dealership and this is where we're having you come
by and do the unthinkable. Bringing buy bikes for kids
is the best thing that we do all year. Literally,
it makes up for all the bad. We got two
more rolling in right now. Look at this guy in

(01:23:48):
the parking lot and the hot sun. Mister Jim Colbert
is bringing in some bikes to add to the pile.
Those are nice bikes. What the hell? Yeah, you could
have skimped, you could get the little ones there. Yeah,
you could have paid for a better shirt. He's not
ready for prime time yet. He's not getting his good
shirt messed up coming out here for this now. He's
gonna get fancy later because his show will be brought.

(01:24:10):
I probably gave him a dressing room here probably, you know, yeah,
big time. Please, I gotta have an air condition set up. Please,
not like what they're dealing with. So Jim Colbert will
be live after us for those you here locally in Orlando.
And that means four more hours for you to bring
by bikes. And we are already over, like I think
we're pretty close to one hundred and fifty or so

(01:24:32):
right now. We got some prize, some surprises in store. Well,
we got Moses DeWitt coming. I don't know what that's
gonna do to the count. We got a lot of
made me. Uh take this as you will, but they
said Moses de Witt is coming. You need to move
your truck. Okay, all right, Well that could be good

(01:24:52):
for the kids. Perhaps we'll see what happens right now.
Or they just didn't want me big time and everybody
with my front row parking. It could that I did see.
I'll tell you what. We'll bring this up when he
comes over in just a bit to do jury duty.
But I was pulling into the parking lot, slim pickens
on the parking space is I'm cruising around, I'm like,

(01:25:13):
oh God, where do I go? Where do we get
so much stuff to set up?

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
And say?

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
What I thought about this morning? When I cruised up,
I look over and I go, there's a spot, got
a spot?

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
This is beautiful. Let me just pull it to this spot.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
This this son of a bitch is taking up two
spots with their vehicle. What kind of monster would just
call mo dot?

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
I don't know who started the trend, but there was
a row of cars in the parking lot where every
single car was on the line. So I think maybe
there was just like one really big truck that kind
of scared everybody off a little bit. But there were
so many cars, you know, no not following the parking lines.
Something we kind of all agree to get it. Everybody

(01:25:54):
just swings in here.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Modwit's got his crew, Bussecker and Josh Fowler are here
and they got pop corn and stuff. But I saw
that spot. I was so excited, and then just as
quickly it's all yanked away from me, just like that.
But regardless, you don't even need to park. If you
get here, you can just swing by. We got crew
out here to take the bikes that you've purchased and

(01:26:18):
bring it on in and stack it up with the
rest of these. Which I'll be honest with you, this
is looking like it could be a record breaking day
fucking Bike Drive. Absolutely really is.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
This is the first time we've done all three shows
for the Bike Drive. Am I crazy on that?

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
I think we've done that before, but I don't. We've
done one more time one other time, Bruce says, we've
done this one more time before all our powers combined.
Kind of situation that we have going on here. Okay,
So I said earlier that somebody emailed me Anonymous emailed
me in fact two tips at the Newsjokie dot com.

(01:26:53):
They said, I was at the roast event. By the way,
it was a blast.

Speaker 7 (01:26:56):
It was absolutely amazing, and I wanted to I don't
know if you want these or not, but people's jokes
and their notes from the roast started falling down onto
my table and he said, I just started collecting them,
and he's I'll keep these.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
They're probably not worth anything, but maybe Sean wants them.
And I said, what do you got? What? What do
you have? And so he sent over to me these
notes from the jokes that people were going to tell
at the Roast of Sean Watson, the event that's coming
out on Monday for you to watch on demand. And
the first one.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
We've determined very easily. We determined it was Mo de Witt.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
It was his notes for the after the the not
not even off the cuff, thank you, thank you, there's
two thank yous, typed out, ready to go right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Yeah. He had a note on the top of his
list which we have to bring this up first, which
anticipated a lot of applause. He said, thank you, and
then times five in parentheses, no.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
No, be hilarious, too much hilarious if in little brackets
and italic script he put like in case of applause.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
Yeah, it said thank you, thank you, And he did
get the applause that he was imagining you would. But
the other notes that somebody sent over, it's been claimed, well,
Sabrina has taken ownership.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
I believe of these I had a feeling, and those
of you that were not there, I don't know pretty
much everything that I do, much like all the stuff
that I brought today, I bring too many things, so
an entire folder of papers and what it was going
to use.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
And you like to organize, but you organized very.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Differently than I would, very disorganized.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
And sure, I mean it's not it's not that it's disorganized.
You had notes, you had stuff ready to go here.
I'm just this stuff for the event.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
I don't know what notes were floated upon this anonymous audience.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
I believe from the roast notes that I'm looking at
this says Ross McCoy, which is highly We got highlights,
we got printed, we got notes, we got we got
all sorts of stuff on here. And if this is
a peek inside of your head, oh god, can I just.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Forget it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Is this representative of how all of the pages looked
for people who you were going to run the pair? Probably?

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Yeah, obviously it's the one that I brought, all right,
so we have God damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
So there's a lot of things that it seems like
you got a jolt of an idea.

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
And then I could see here I wrote swims with
the shirt on question mark.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Yeah, that one circled, that one circled, Like all right,
I did, We're gonna go to this.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
What does Ross McCoy actually do?

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
I do not know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
I could see some arrows and then this is this
is not this is not a note that I used.
I almost feel bad. I think that I wrote it
down and I said it was too much.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
I do remember though. At some point it was comical
the amount of papers you had on top of the
podium at the roast, and they were kind of overflowing. Yeah,
that makes sense that you would have lost one.

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
This says, I had two different copies of mine, Like
I had one in my back and one on my coat.
That's smart because I whenever I do stuff like that,
especially you probably know this Sabrina officiating weddings. Oh yeah,
I have like three copies on my person. Yes, if
you get up there and you don't have your stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
And then I have the nice one that I get
to the couple.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
So this was the notes list for Sabrina for the
roast event, for the guy who was hosting the roast master.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Yes, and I want Ross just in case you're listening.
I didn't use these roasts. It just popped up in
my head. And then maybe you know, after you read them,
I realized it was a little too mean, didn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
It says grateful dead meats bass pro that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
That's that. I mean, it's just And this one is
not circled or anything, so that what does does circle imply.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
Or squared as it were? Does that imply that you
were going to use it?

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
And then the handwritten notes on the bottom, I think
it was like off the cuff, And upon reading it again,
I'm like, this is this is mean and I don't
think I should use it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
Uh this once then it says I don't know what
petruly and laziness tastes like, but you're the aunt Jemima
of it. This didn't make the since there's no more
Aunt Jemima. Here are the sauces that would use Ross
McCoy's body as the bottle, and then there's nothing, there's
no there's no actual reference that you're going to there

(01:31:42):
This one says Ross is the reason I got into
comedy and a solid reminder of my life choices. But
if Ross did have a P word, it would definitely
be all bush full tangled.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
And I say that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
I remember, now this is my favorite part of this
whole sheet here because next to this next line it
just says bear, and then that's you know that's circled
and highlighted bear. The bear line.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
I was full freaking out in my own room. I
remember this.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
One says Ross looks like a bear that got kicked
out of the forest for dot dot dot, and then
all caps finish. Just gotta finish that show. Now two
of the work is done. Ross looks like a bear
that got kicked out of the forest for fish.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
A lot of my notes were like finish this girl,
do you put that bear?

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
So that when you're flipping through your notes digitally, you're
reminded that you haven't wrote yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
I have to like, yeah, do you because I might have.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Got caught up in the moment. I'd be like, Ross
looks like a bear that got kicked out of the
woods for finish, damn it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:51):
Finland, Yeah all right, But instead I wrote I believe
for banging a tree song.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
I think that much here. Yeah, yeah, it might have
been down here. Uh, there's a lot of notes.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
I blocked out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
I mean, it's not not a grill master in quotes Dad,
more like a van still smells like in quotes. And
then we got some ideas for this van still smells
like Patuli and Papui Vanzil still smells like agent Orange.
No more tears Dientangler from Johnson and Johnson expired.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
In two thousand and six, much right options.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
His Johnson's Tears and twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
I guess I should have used these for the uninformed.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
I'm speaking of number three, or as Ross refers to it, finish.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
Guys, there's a lot going on.

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
Remember it's also doing a lot behind the you know scenes,
organizing the finish.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Could have finished the actual joke in these caves. And
then something about e fing a tree stump or putting
his and the exhaust pipe of a jeep wrangler. That
one sounds familiar. I think maybe she did use that one.

Speaker 6 (01:34:05):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
I guess I have to wait to the vo D
because I don't remember what I said.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
Yeah, a lot of these, like is there were in
different levels of polish.

Speaker 5 (01:34:14):
You remember when he led her died and they're like,
we found his diary and it was so beautiful, full
of poems.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
You're not supposed to Mine is not going to be
the same.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
It's going to be like something was wrong with her
and we should have all gathered as friends to help
her out.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
I've got I've got another one from Anonymous for Moses
and stuff that that he was allegedly going to use
in his rows. Will we'll let him talk about that
with us when he comes up here for jury duty
in just a bit here on this show.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
Yes, well, thank him for all the bikes and that
we're going to bring here.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
You go, Hey, it's Anonymous's fault, not not mine. I
did know that things were falling and somebody was going
to capture, but I never expected to get them in
the inbox.

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
Honestly, we're at the souvenir though, I mean it is
you uh good on Anonymous for getting in early lead
to get such a great seat to the roast.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
And then you enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
It's your very last event you'll ever be allowed.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Although I will say, even though you're like, it is
a great piece of memorabilia for somebody who's a fan
of the show. It always brings me back to that
live show we did up two bikes rolling in right now.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
Oh thank you so much, parking lot.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
That adds to our very big and growing pile of
bikes for a bike drive event. But it brings me
back to when we did that live event. We got
a line of people a mile long. We got magnets
for the event that were like limited just to that,
so people were fighting each other over them, and then
all of us are whine, am I along signing the
magnets right? And somebody comes up and they go, will

(01:35:41):
you sign this magnet? I'm like, of course, you know,
what's your name, I'm signing the magnet forum. I give
them back the magnet and then I go, oh, hey,
you can have this because the show is over. And
I took today I learned, and I signed it and
he grabbed and he goes, what am I supposed to
do with this? And I go, well, you know, whatever
you want, and he goes, is a piece of I
Can I get another magnet? And I'm like, get out

(01:36:02):
of here, you ungrateful little bastard. I heard a story
like that. He was twelve from he was a little
kid at Sean gave me his today I learned. Yeah,
he's like I've nerely wanted the magnet, sir? How excited?

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
That reminded me of a story that somebody who worked
backstage at a local venue told where.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
I want to say it was g love, but that guy.
I met him and he was cool. He didn't seem
like a douche, but they said that he was. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
They said that he was backstage and he was just
like signing his name on random things.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Sure nobody asked him for yeah and uh.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
The guy that was sort of the backstage manager that
worked for the venue said something like, hey, man, could
you not write on our trash can?

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
And the response was like you could sell that on eBay?
Could you still no bids on that? Sucker? After all
these years? Look more bikes coming in.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Thank you, Thank you so much, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Adding another bike eighteen wheelers at eighteen wheeler, what do
they call him?

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Eighteen speed?

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Eighteen different sides.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
I might have gone too many speeds, Hold on tense speed.

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
It's a ten speed, this hasty seven speeds?

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Do know if there are bikes that fast there there
may or may I'm out of the bike world.

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
Give the kid a forty seven speed bike, but he's
not even allowed far enough from his house.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
That'll do it to you every single time. Okay, well,
there's there's the notes from the roast for Sabrina, but
we've got more coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Now burn them please.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
We're going to also try this police sketch.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
Think if we could work this in today at some
point in time, because that seems like a good time.
But we did discuss before on the show the idea
that they were getting rid of, and they've done it.
We talked about it, and then it happened they were
getting rid of the penny and they've ceased production on
pennies in the United States. Now they're coming after something else.

(01:38:08):
It will affect us on this show zero percent. Always nice.
But the Federal Reserve is now saying they're going to
banish paper checks as well. Excuse me, so no more
actually writing out the check. I did this not that
long ago when they put the lights in the studio
and did many times. They're getting rid of or floating

(01:38:32):
the idea of at the Federal Reserve banishing paper checks.

Speaker 4 (01:38:37):
Huh So back in my musician days, I got a
lot of paper checks, like I was I. You know,
some some places paid me under the table, but at very.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
They put the paper check under a table.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
And you know, we get paid in cash, especially very
early on. And then you know some of the bars
would have situations and where they would go like, no,
we have to pay you as a W not W
two ten ninety nine a contract work. So and you say,
that's still happening to this day. There's still people paying

(01:39:11):
you that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:39:12):
And it was a nightmare for one place for me
to get direct deposit like payroll. Folks are about to
lose their ever loving minds trying to convert.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Beaver still plays you used to play with all the time?
Does he still get.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Checks place for free?

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
So? No, he has a character. There are places that
would pay us cash out of the register, but then
we'd have to sign like a receipt kind of deal,
and we'd still get ten ninety nine. There were a
lot of places.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
The main thing we got was checks, especially the places
that paid well, places that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Paid well, that had their s together. They would write
us checks and then ten ninety nine us at the
end of the year, and then checks and how are
they doing that? They'll have to venmo. Yeah, have to,
you know, digitally send it or they'll have to do
it another way because they're they're not one hundred percent
through with this yet, but they are now opening it up.

(01:40:08):
What are the old those They're gonna be crushed by
this because this is how they operate, this is how
their banking works. Still in twenty twenty five, for god's sake,
I just.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
Found an old checkbook from like my UCF address.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
Those are so good, right if you have the bank
account still, yeah, yeah, if the numbers, if you don't
have the bank account. By the way, I have had
a friend run into that where he used the wrong checkbook,
an old closed bank account, and he's rich now no no,
he uh forgot about it for.

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
Years and then he was pulled over for like a
like a tail light out or something, and they're like,
there's a bench warrant for your.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Arrest and we have to take you to jail. Right, God,
this is like what I I just one of those
things I wear the beaver that wasn't beaver.

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
It was one of those things where like the police
officer like just really vehemently did not want to arrest
this guy because it's like feel bad, I'm looking at
the record here, and it looks like something you a
had no idea of.

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
Be He was just teleport in that situation for.

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
A serviceman, you know, he was in the military. It
will be good for those situations.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
So it'll shut down the ability to cash all of
those Yeah, And to make that mistake, I made the
same mistake. I remember when for six months I was
writing checks to my landscape dude, and I forgot that.
I closed down the account that I was writing checks with,
and he was nervous, and he comes to my front door.
He's like, your checks have all bounced for six months,
and I'm oh, my god, I owe this guy half

(01:41:35):
a year worth of payment.

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
And he still kept coming. He probably got you know, fine,
he uses the blower every time.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
Screw this guy. All right, we're out of Orlando, Harley Davidson.
We're gonna be out here for you know, about an
hour and a half longer before we hand over the baton.
We've got bikes coming in like crazy. We got Moses
DeWitt at the DeWitt Law Firm joining us very shortly
for dude, and we've got much more on the way,
and it's all coming up next on the news, Chunkie,

(01:42:21):
great broadcast day out here. If you hear things sounded
a little bit differently, don't worry, nothing to be afraid of.
We're just doing a live show on a stage in
front of Orlando. Harley Davidson waiting for you to bring
by bikes, just like these fine folks right here rolling
up with some bikes right now as we speak. During
the show, our numbers are climbing and climbing. We blasted

(01:42:44):
through the easy Pasy goal today and we've got big surprises.
I hear to come for the remaining like ninety minutes
of the show. I was like, there's a U haul here. Yes,
I don't know, it's a sizable one. Nobody's mentioned what's
happening with it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
We're I have not seen inside it. No, I would
hate to think that you get that big of a
U haul for just like four by.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
I would like to see some big numbers come out
of this thing. We're gonna see where that goes. And
of course after the show, we're gonna hand the baton
off here locally to the Jim Colbert Show and they
will continue on and get even more bikes out here
for the event today some emails rolling in. This is
be emailing the show tips at the neews Junkie dot com.
Hey Sean, last week, my buddy and I were wrapping

(01:43:30):
up a surf session in Ormond Beach, a little flashy
off the top with the email here. We were just
bsing in the parking lot, listening to you guys, of course,
and there was some rejoin you were playing, and my
buddy said, man, the News Junkie has the best rejoin music.
Sean should make a Spotify list with all of it. Naturally,
I agreed, but told them it would probably be iHeart
first for obvious reasons. Thank you, sir for being a

(01:43:53):
company man. Yeah true. Anyhow have you ever thought about
putting a rejoin music playlist together? Have a good one.
You're forever listener. Thank you for the email number one.
Somebody did, even on the platform, even on the one
you mentioned. Somebody did create a very big playlist of
the rejoine music. I don't know who created it or

(01:44:13):
how up to date it is.

Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
I know that it's been around for a while, so
it has a whole ton of rejoins that we haven't
played in a very long time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Because you like to you know you don't want things
to get stale.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
I have a rejoined wish list.

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
What's on it?

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
Stuff we can't play on the ratio.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
Oh okay, we're waiting for the FCC to close down,
completely shut down for a little bit. There we go.

Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
But yeah, if you search on your streaming platform of
choice in playlists, there's a chance that there's another listener
who has already kind of done some of that due
diligence and made the playlist public so.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
You could play it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
And uh, if it doesn't have you know, the very
newest ones that we use, well it'll have a lot
of ones that you're familiar with.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
It was over on the discord. Is one of the
mods on the discord who made it. I'm not sure
if you're still around, but she did a great job
putting that together. Anonymous emails the show more of Sabrina's
notes regarding Seelan's vasectomy. This time that's where.

Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
Ball.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
Please keep this anonymous. But when I had my vasectomy,
just like Ceilian's gonna have done tomorrow, mine was done
years ago, years ago, and there was a lot of
cutting and some cauterizing. You said, Unfortunately during the cauterizing part.
I realized when parts of me are cooked, I actually
smell like bacon. This anonymous person and they're suggesting ceiling.

(01:45:38):
You need to be aware that you might smell yourself
cooking a little bit, as they.

Speaker 4 (01:45:44):
I'll tell you what, I Am going to forego my
nightly flownaise tonight and just be nice and stuffed up.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
You want to get it, you gotta get a whiff
of it, though you at least have to smell yourself burning.
How many opportunities are you going to get? Mike emails
Tips of the News uggy dot com and says I
can see a shift happening on the show. Really, he says,
when I first started listening to you guys over ten
years ago and sixteen hundred dispatches ago, the topics on
the show are a bit different than now today. After

(01:46:13):
the discussion about Celane's procedure, I started thinking, is there
a way that more medical content is going to be
working in on this show? Careful, he says, As a
boomer myself, I can tell you that it's straying into
that territory. Don't grow up too fast, y'all, he says,
I don't want your show, whoa to turn into just
NonStop old person medical talk?

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
Well, well it's not old people, but certainly what's our
next one?

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
We're not attempting to do that, right, You guys.

Speaker 5 (01:46:41):
Talk about my kolenoscopy when I went, I don't believe
so no I got one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
Oh clear, that's good. That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
I'm gonna put those pictures up on see it now that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
You're gonna be surprised when you get there. Tips at
the neews junker dot com, somebody emails Sean Does and
says about Mela Cunis Sabrina and all fairness to her,
I think Mela cuniss neighborhood only has like eight houses.
I feel like it's not the same either way. It
sounds like the other seven people don't like her. I
was gonna say, if there's only eight houses in her neighborhood, well,

(01:47:17):
now HOA is still you know, if the new person
comes in, they want to make sure that that person
is still, you know, following the rules.

Speaker 4 (01:47:26):
They don't want a newbie to come and just all
of a sudden start flooding their lawn with inflatables or
whatever whatever they're.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
Yeah, exactly, So in this case.

Speaker 4 (01:47:36):
You know, I get having the ho even for the
small neighborhood, but how is she complaining about the amount
of complaints she gets when there's only seven.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
People to complain to know who they are. I mean,
come on, last one from now. This makes me feel
quite bad actually, Tips at thenewsjunkie dot com about the
bike drive. Hey, Sean, all of us on Twitch just
wanted to send a little something over for the bike drive.
I've never felt more bad that we're not streaming on Twitch,
but the Twitch viewers still sent something over for the

(01:48:06):
bike drive. A bike in helmet was just delivered from
Walmart and they have the delivery driver sent the confirmation photos,
so you could do this no matter where you're listening today,
you can look up Orlando Harley Davidson and use one
of these delivery services to drop the bike off here
at this location. Says love Twitch and these step of

(01:48:28):
feed Thank you for sending that. It's very very nice
of you.

Speaker 5 (01:48:30):
Also, we have to give a huge shout out because
they have been here even before we started the show,
helping build bikes. We have an entire team down there
right by Jack Bradshaw, Harley Tent So thank you so much, Enzo, Kayla,
Speedy Weeny and Cooch so much for all that you've
done to help build the bikes.

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Because there's quite a few buckses behind you as well.

Speaker 1 (01:48:53):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (01:48:54):
These are all going to kids locally, and a big
shout out to everyone who has made this possible, Orlando
Harley Davidson, just Como Core Flooring Center, and of course
all of our wonderful listeners and the businesses that have
sent over some bikes. This is going to benefit pair
More and Holdenheight's Kid Zone, So thank you again. We're

(01:49:15):
going to be here until I mean at least seven pm,
so you have time.

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
Those are you working, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
It's still time to drop off a bike and send
yours over and again. Just look up Orlando Harley Davidson.
You'll see the address and you can even do this
from Afar. We love it if you would, We'll see
how many we get today. Again, rumors everywhere that there's
a big drop happening soon, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
We're also going to talk to our friend Motive of
the DeWit Law Firm because Jurry duty is coming up next.
Some of the news Chunkie I'm an amazing staff of

(01:50:03):
people who are helping us out today. But it's time.
We'll get into that. We'll give you some updates on
what's happening there, and we'll get a fresh count before
too long. But right now, let's hang out with our
friend Mo DeWitt of the Duit Law. For most there is, Mo,
how are you feeling today? I feel like I get
a tan over here. I know it's one of those

(01:50:23):
like if you get a breeze, it feels cold, and
then if you just sit still, it's just we're roasting
out here.

Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (01:50:30):
I used a lot of Ihearts duck tape to put
up the signs and the umbrella.

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
It's working, though not here. You missed a key part
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
Actually, now I get a great beanie tan Mo.

Speaker 3 (01:50:43):
Before we get into jury duty.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
I was talking earlier on the show and I said
Anonymous had sent me an email and it says, don't
know if you'd like these for blackmail. But we were
in the front row at the roast and people kept
throwing their notes down at us, and it is roast
notes from people who were performing at the roast event.
And this one is one of your your outlines for Legen.

(01:51:09):
I mean it says it does say I am attorney Moduet.

Speaker 10 (01:51:12):
So anybody could type that. Anybody could type. That's a
very good lawyer argument.

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
I mean, I'm going to assume that possibly this came
from you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
Our favorite part was your first line was thank you,
thank you, anticipating that that I go people just wore.
I mean, look at this huge crowd here sevent Santa Claus.
He was doing man and my favorite part is you
took the leap because it said I am attorney moduit

(01:51:44):
injured on the go, and it said in parentheses, maybe
let the crowd finish the line, and you, you were
in the moment, you were like, let me because that
could have that could have fallen flat. It could have
canceled the spond. It would have been bad forever down
if you said injured on the go and they go,
we're too slow, it's not working, shut it down. It

(01:52:11):
says I've been sponsoring the news Jukie for twelve years.
That's longer than they other sponsored the show. I think
this made the cut. I think this made the cut.
I've stuck around longer than Seawan's hair, and for that
loyalty I only get two minutes up here, which I
know is all before Selaid walked with a limp. I
definitely remember that joke Jo that made it in there, uh,
which two minutes is a long time for Sean, but

(01:52:32):
the courtey it always seems like fifteen seconds because he's
a premature ejaculator. Just in case you didn't get it,
which is the same thing as on Sabrina's notes. It's
the same same thing, but through there, just in case
you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:52:43):
Get it, you know, I mean, what else can you
say about dudes?

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
I wanted more of this, but I've only that I
got my hand finished the joke. It was three quarters,
it was all the way there.

Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
There's that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
Well, Mo, we got to jump into this, so let's
do it to get here goes nothing. Let's do jury duty.
Court is now in sessions.

Speaker 8 (01:53:06):
Pat your phone down and pay attention before we call
the bailiff over to whip your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
Your no injury duty with the news junkie, Mo. One
of the big questions we really have to get into.
People are freaking out. Tons of people are asking about
this courty. And I even went out in the front
yard and looked in the driveway at both of our
license plates because there's this new law and people are
afraid that if they have anything I mean anything like

(01:53:30):
a dealer tag holder on the back of their vehicle,
that they could be pulled over for it, that they
could be fined. I think the fine is like five
hundred dollars or something, or that they could even serve
jail time. And so many vehicles are sold with these
license plate frames, so everybody's freaking out. Some of them

(01:53:51):
are taking the license plate frames off their cars even
if they don't need to. What do we know? Should
anybody be panicking about this? What's the deal? Well, here's
my take on it so far.

Speaker 10 (01:54:01):
So you know, the law basically says that if the
license plate frame obstructs any part of the license plate,
that is illegal. So if it blocks out the registration
you know, the Sunshine State or the county on the bottom.
I don't know if they still put counties on the bottom,
or any any part of the license plate, that's illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:54:19):
Okay. However, so theoretic, when when they say any part
of the license plate, did they mean any part that
contains information that.

Speaker 10 (01:54:26):
Contains it contains that being said, I think having any
sort of license plate frame on your vehicle.

Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
Now with this new law in place, kind of opens
the door for you to be pulled over.

Speaker 10 (01:54:38):
So if they're looking for a reason to pull you over,
this gives them that reason because they can be saying,
that's the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:54:44):
That's the whole thing.

Speaker 10 (01:54:45):
So they could say, Oh, from my vantage point, I
thought that this license plate frame blocked this piece of information.
Maybe it's just the you know part of the letters
on Sunshine State at.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
The bottom right information.

Speaker 2 (01:54:58):
Com.

Speaker 1 (01:54:59):
Yes, but that give them a balance stop.

Speaker 4 (01:55:01):
But in some of the texts that I've read, it
says it cannot cover the word Florida, the Myflorida dot
com that's at the top of the plate, like that
was one of the things they said, No, you can't
cover that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
And mine, mine actually is a little covered on the
license plate. I just I just looked over and checked mine,
and I'm good too. Good all the other information, the
license plate number, the registration, there's a huge Florida in
the middle of it for our Florida tags, obviously. But
now we land up in this place. Do you think
that somebody's gonna challenge this if they're pulled over on

(01:55:33):
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:55:33):
Certainly be challenges to the stop to whether the stops
legitimate or not, especially if it's blocking something that's you know,
the same on every license plate like Florida, because that's
not any pertinent information that the officer needs or what
could it be if you aren't do license plates are
is like for my license plate, say my license plates
one two, three, four, five six, it is and it's

(01:55:55):
a Florida license plate. Is there a Georgia license plate
that's allowed to be one two, three, four five six. Well,
what I'm saying though, is like, clearly there's other pieces
of information on that license plate that still identifies as
a Florida plate. Right, so if you know part of
the letters of Florida or Sunshine State are blocked, clearly
the officers can still see what they can identify the
state and the license plate I mean number.

Speaker 1 (01:56:15):
And the registrate wasn't all of this created because they
were there were people who were literally obscuring the entirety
of their license plate so they couldn't be charged. It
seems like this has gone so beyond the scope of that. Else.

Speaker 10 (01:56:28):
Well, it's sort of bad facts, bad law, right, so
you know the intent there was probably good. You want
people to be able to see license plate, want the
police officer to be able to see the license plate.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
That I think we'd all agree that's reasonable, that's fair.
But you now it's.

Speaker 10 (01:56:41):
Basically opened the door for them to pull anyone over
for any reason if you have a license plate tag which,
let's face it, or a license plate frame holder.

Speaker 1 (01:56:49):
Iger said, right, you know what nine five percent of
cars at dealership, Absolutely exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:56:56):
I mean, you know we have just call MO license
plate frames, right, you just continue those because they're legal.

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
Now we haven't had it in a couple of years,
but you may want to check if you out what
was The first person comes in and says it was
a MO license plate cover that I got pulled over for. Well,
clearly they should know not to pull over. You know,
just call MO people.

Speaker 4 (01:57:17):
Is the DeWitt Law Firm offering any sort of discount
to people fighting tickets if they got pulled over with
a just call my license frame around their plate.

Speaker 1 (01:57:29):
If you get pulled over, we'll give you another. Just
call my license we'll cover you. Yeah, pulled over, you
have bus deckord trim it down a little bit so
it's got full clearance.

Speaker 3 (01:57:40):
On everything. No, no problems out there.

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
The other thing we were talking about, and this is
very serious obviously, but we started the show with this
clip of a gentleman who was accused by the owner
of a car of stealing his car and driving it away,
and accused by the police of dealing this car and
crashing it. However, his excuse was that he had been

(01:58:05):
teleported into this car immediately, and he is just as
confused as anybody else is. If that gentleman rings you
up at eight hundred call mo, do you tell him
he's got a case or do you tell him he's
out of his mind? Sounds like a pretty solid sanity
defensive thing. Yeah, I think you might have one that
was injured. I mean, of course you don't want to

(01:58:30):
before it's bills, not via check.

Speaker 4 (01:58:33):
There's a lot of legalese that covers like things like
an act of God, stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
When you're talking.

Speaker 4 (01:58:39):
About insurance, you're talking about uh, you know, your claims
and stuff. Is there any like lost speak that deals
with things that haven't been invented yet, like teleportation.

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
Yeah, let's get deep into teleportation law. Now, what do
we know?

Speaker 4 (01:58:56):
There's probably a lot of legal implications with teleportation once
it isn't ceilings, Like we didn't know I was going
to be so big travel.

Speaker 2 (01:59:05):
He's not even fas He's like, all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
Because it could be true. It could be true.

Speaker 10 (01:59:12):
You never'd be the problem with the laws. It's always
catching up with technology. We talked about that before, and
so I mean, assuming teleportation was real, which the documentary
I think Back to the Future showed that it was real,
you know, then they have to create laws specifically for that.
And so that's why a lot of times, even with
the Internet, you know, it took them years to create
you know, sort of laws and protections you know, related

(01:59:33):
to the Internet. A lot of things that should have
been illegal war for a number of years because they
just didn't think of it. They didn't put laws on
the books related to that. So you know, ultimately, like
watching TV in your car, there's that that problem as well.

Speaker 1 (01:59:44):
Yeah. Yeah, and they never thought it would ever be
like this is never gonna happen. We won't have to
deal with it. No one will never misunderstand the right
to bear arms where I got it. We've got it
locked in. I have a pair of bear arms, all right,
We when we come back. We've got some information trickling
in that there could be a big delivery underway to

(02:00:07):
really push our bike drive into the green here, folks,
I'm talking way way into theory. We know we've got
over one hundred and fifty bikes already. We got more
time to go. But what's going on with this special delivery?
That is what we're going to find out, and it's
coming up next on the news chunk ye. And we've

(02:00:44):
heard some updates and I just learned from branded moments
ago we're over one hundred and fifty four by that's crazy,
so cool. What about that? That's like, that's one hundred
and fifty four kids who there Christmas is going to
be saved by one of these bikes underneath the tree,
which is a huge deal. But I don't know. There's

(02:01:04):
a U haul that has pulled up here and it
looks a little I mean, it is a big U haul, right,
it looks a little suspicious.

Speaker 4 (02:01:13):
I'm not sure if this is This is for moving
from from place to place, This is not for picking
up a couch.

Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
I I don't think yes, this is uh, it's.

Speaker 4 (02:01:21):
Got even that little like nook above the driving driving cab.

Speaker 1 (02:01:26):
Yeah, a full size U haul. And I've heard rumors
that just call Mo Moses DeWitt is behind this particular
special delivery. Goddamn, is there any truth to the rumors.

Speaker 10 (02:01:41):
Well, we had one U haul that went to Fowler's
house and raided it for all the inappropriate materials.

Speaker 1 (02:01:46):
Yeah, god, and another one full of bikes. I hope
they got the right one. Well, we're gonna find out
here and they're gonna unveil what just call It's just
like out of the scattering all directions. That would be
hilarious if that's what goes down that. Yeah, Josh's going
over with bus Decker from Just Call Mo. They're going

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to open this thing up. But I am telling you
it is a full you haul and it very well
could be something that changes the game for us here.
Moses Dwad has donated countless and I mean that bikes
over the years to these young kids who otherwise would
have a rough Christmas bike here. Thank you, sir.

Speaker 4 (02:02:30):
I wanted to give this guy real quick because Moses,
you know, I think they're about to be here.

Speaker 1 (02:02:35):
We are much more than one coming out of this phone.
Oh my god, this you Haul is overfilled with bikes
in the park right now, they're bringing down a ramp
to get these bikes out of there. Moses, what are
we looking at here? This thing is stuffed with bikes.
Ride now, we have a ton of bikes in there.

Speaker 10 (02:02:55):
I should say that we had a listener who donated
two bikes as well. Okay, Lynn, and you very much
for the very able to facilitate that for them. So, yeah,
they got a bunch of bikes. They're gonna unload them there,
do we know any.

Speaker 1 (02:03:15):
Yeah, I mean we're gonna return it back to the
store tomorrow. This is this is how I can get
my social media photo of the sea of bikes and
then we'll see right now, just call them O crew
rolling these bikes off of the U haul one by one.
There's no end in sight right now, all different sized
bicycles courtesy of just callm dot com.

Speaker 2 (02:03:37):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
When you're about to call an attorney, think about good
things like this, because this is a game changer for
all these kids in their lives. And if josh Valla
doesn't steal one of these bikes, there is a lot
of kids that are gonna be happy on Christmas Day.
It's a it's stunning. More and more of these bikes
rolling out. We'll get a full count from our crew
here at the event. The iHeartRadio staff helping out with

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every today.

Speaker 4 (02:04:00):
You know what, I'm surprised Moses hasn't done over the
years because he has.

Speaker 1 (02:04:04):
Donated left and leven. I think about it every day.

Speaker 4 (02:04:08):
He's donated a lot of bikes, but he hasn't done
the thing he likes to do the most, and that's
put his face on them.

Speaker 1 (02:04:15):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (02:04:16):
It could be just call MO bikes with just call
MO branding on me. I just don't want to subject
the kids to that. And then if Josh does steal,
one will know when he's riding around on it. Just bike,
what's not your IQ, buddy?

Speaker 1 (02:04:30):
He just in between really popping off middle fingers over
at the broadcast stage over here's helping out with bike
after But look at that they're double fisting these things.

Speaker 2 (02:04:41):
They are okay, just tuning in.

Speaker 1 (02:04:47):
At a bike drive.

Speaker 3 (02:04:48):
It's all family friendly as family sort of could be.

Speaker 4 (02:04:51):
Here's a bar, yeah, I mean they's a family friendly bar.

Speaker 1 (02:04:56):
They do run wild here at Orlando.

Speaker 5 (02:04:59):
Harley David, Yeah, drop a bike, get a massage, get
a beard care, get a drink and food, but most
importantly know that you're doing something awesome, especially for the
kids here locally.

Speaker 1 (02:05:10):
It is great.

Speaker 2 (02:05:11):
Man there Moore and hold the Knight's Kid Zone.

Speaker 5 (02:05:13):
That's exactly what it's going to and super thankful, especially
to Moses.

Speaker 1 (02:05:21):
I mean, how long have you guys been doing this? Now?
Ten years? Ten years plus?

Speaker 10 (02:05:24):
I going on is one of my favorite things that
you guys do, because I say this every year, but
I think like as a kid waking up on Christmas,
having like a bike under the tree store like the
most pure form of Christmas joy, and that you guys
help you facilitate that for so many kids.

Speaker 1 (02:05:39):
Across Central Florida. I do think it's absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 5 (02:05:42):
Actually have an audio of Sean when he got a
bike yep under his tree many years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:05:49):
This is awesome. It see, it was weird because I
was born with that voice and then it turned into
like chipmunk and then back yeah, back again. It's been
a wild ride. This has weird puberty and just the
water out there, that well water will do it to
you absolutely.

Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
Moses, what's your least favorite thing that we've ever done?

Speaker 1 (02:06:09):
There must be a long list of them.

Speaker 10 (02:06:11):
Oh, you probably subjected me to self, but that wasn't
as much fun as it was. I wasn't thrilled about
having to do the roast, if I'm being honest.

Speaker 1 (02:06:18):
Oh, you did a great job. It came out all right.
But you know, I don't think I ever actually agreed
to that. I heard different things.

Speaker 10 (02:06:26):
I think other people may have agreed on my behalf
without consulting that job.

Speaker 1 (02:06:30):
Yeah, I'll give you some thought. There's gotta be something.
When you watch it back, you're gonna be like I
nailed it. You're gonna think that you did a great job.

Speaker 2 (02:06:37):
There's some future stuff that I'm sure you're gonna put
down that.

Speaker 1 (02:06:40):
As well as well. Look, there's more roasts to come.
I do want to bring up something I told you
guys at the beginning of the show. I said, there's
more new information about that Royal Caribbean lawsuit we talked about,
and it's kind of changed my mind a little bit.
Excuse us, we're right by the interstate here. It's kind
of change my mind just a little bit about this case.

(02:07:02):
I want to see what Moses thinks about this. The
best tacks on this MO was this guy was on
a real Caribbean cruise, had the drink pass had thirty
three drinks in some period of time.

Speaker 2 (02:07:15):
Before Child's played for you too. Let's be honest, that's
a lot man.

Speaker 1 (02:07:19):
Thirty I know, maybe thirty three cruise drinks is only,
like they said a matter.

Speaker 4 (02:07:23):
Of hours, but they didn't say how many hours thirty
three drink throughout a day.

Speaker 1 (02:07:28):
There's doable. There's still limitations on these drinks. And I'll
take the bogs challenge. I'll make this happen. Have a
cruise document the doable. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:07:41):
Wait, so you've had thirty three in one cruise day.

Speaker 1 (02:07:43):
I don't know if it went to thirty three, but
they get pretty high. He tried. This guy didn't go
well for him. He started freaking out and the crui
staff tried to subdue him. He was trying to kick
his way into some cabins where people were staying, et cetera,
et cetera, and then they injected him with something to
like sedate him the cruise ship. Then he died.

Speaker 3 (02:08:02):
That's why the family is now suing as a result.

Speaker 1 (02:08:04):
Of his cruise. But the piece of information that I
heard was that they stuffed him into a fridge for
the remainder of the cruise until they got his body back,
just because that particular ship might not have like a
proper morgue. But they don't have any like big I mean,
I guess the big unit to keep a body cold

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in case of a debt becudge what they have.

Speaker 4 (02:08:29):
Cruise deaths are pretty rare so it as it turns out,
when you die on a cruise ship, oftentimes they store
your dead body in the walking That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (02:08:38):
That's overboard. If it's me, bury me at sea right out.
You take all the food out of it, you know,
I thought. And the way they said it did they.

Speaker 2 (02:08:48):
Say they also like kind of choked them out a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:08:51):
The article said they, you know, because of this, he
was like held down.

Speaker 1 (02:08:56):
And it's the family's lawsuit, so of course it's obviously
things in the best light for their lawsuit here. But
they said, hey, afterwards they took this guy's body, they
weren't in any rush to get him off the ship.
They put him in a fridge on the ship. And
the story I saw it might have been hyperbolic, but
it said they stuffed him in the refrigerator for the

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remainder of and they have a cruises I thought, not
this one, did not?

Speaker 2 (02:09:25):
I think should they put him next to the Taketo me?

Speaker 1 (02:09:27):
Look, Royal Caribbean cruise ships are huge, not all of them,
some of the older. Maybe it's an old one when
this happened, because I'm used to seeing these big ones
that they've been bringing out there. If that, if that
family approached you, did you think they have a good
case against this cruise line for the sedating the guy, Well,

(02:09:48):
it's certainly worth investigating.

Speaker 10 (02:09:49):
I mean, I could tell you the most common lawsuit
against cruise ships are related to people being over served alcohol,
whether it results in injuries or a fight or something
along those lots. So here you really have kind of
two issues. Number one, the being overserved. Number two, what
did they inject him with? Was it the right amount
we talked about.

Speaker 4 (02:10:10):
Fol or it's no, it's a sedative called hallow paradol
haload right, So did they do the correct dosage?

Speaker 10 (02:10:17):
Was there some sort of malpractice or negligence and that injection?
So there's there's a couple of things to look at here. Obviously,
you know, the the overserving is very sedacious, but slacious.

Speaker 1 (02:10:29):
But the it could be to the injection. Yeah, it
works both ways.

Speaker 5 (02:10:35):
I mean, I just I have never I guess I
haven't really considered that they could just inject you with something.
It seems yeah, maybe we have to go back to
the drawing board that it react well.

Speaker 1 (02:10:46):
Often ordered the injection.

Speaker 5 (02:10:47):
Well, you know as well, I don't strap somebody down.
I mean, you see someone in an airplane. They have
yet to inject somebody who's freaking out. They've duct taped them.

Speaker 1 (02:10:54):
I don't know if they can on a flight, but
they do. Definitely, the police and ambulance workers will do this.
I've seen many a story. There was a famous one
where this young guy had a hood over his head
with just ieholes cut out, and he was just like
a strange kid. And he went to a gas station
and they called nine to one one and the police

(02:11:16):
caught up with them, and they were saying, Hey, what
are you doing here? What the hell is going on?
Speaking of that? What was that noise? I just heard
stag about the stage because I don't see you later, folks.
But they they said, in his case, the paramedics injected
him while the cops held him down with ketamine. So

(02:11:37):
it's something that law enforcement does and I guess they
must have some authority to the circumstances.

Speaker 10 (02:11:43):
You know, they could use you know, reasonable force to
subdue somebody. The question becomes whether it's reasonable and whether
they did it correctly. You know, obviously with when you're
using a drug like that, a sedative, if you give
somebody the wrong dose, give somebody too much, they can't
kill them. So you know they're gonna have to look
at that as well. Here the ship in question is

(02:12:04):
the Navigator of the Seas.

Speaker 4 (02:12:07):
And how it was launched the twenty fifth of January
two thousand and two, which in cruise years, that's.

Speaker 1 (02:12:14):
A pretty old both two and thirty years old. Yeah,
like dog yars, but cruise years. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:12:21):
And let's see, it's only the length is one thy
and twenty feet four inches, so like you know, it
holds three thousand inches thirty eight hundred people passengers plus
additional crew. That's not the biggest ship they have now
that it doesn't have a facility.

Speaker 1 (02:12:40):
Dead bodies going the fridge ships and that's what appears
to have happened here. As all this is going down
and we're talking to Moses, the just CALLMO crew is
rolling out bike after bike after bike after bike bike.

Speaker 4 (02:12:53):
I don't know if they picked the right spot to
put off. They're gonna have to get rid of the
picnic table. Well, now we are really talking. This is
a significant amount of bikes.

Speaker 1 (02:13:01):
Yeah, good luck from the iHeart crew, a total on this.
The good news for our folks helping out here today
is these are all put together all right.

Speaker 3 (02:13:10):
The least the ones that I'm seeing right.

Speaker 2 (02:13:12):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (02:13:15):
All the listeners here are gonna have anywhere to sit
and hang out on bikes. There's nowhere to park. There's
nowhere to sit. Folks, Just drop the bike off and
move on. That's what.

Speaker 2 (02:13:24):
Grab yourself a massage and a drink and some delicious
burgers if.

Speaker 1 (02:13:28):
You do want to come by. Fowler said, hey, vallet
park your car though, don't worry about parking. You're gonna
get flipped off. Watch out birds coming out again there.
So we'll get a total on these. Wait until you
turned your head. He waited until you your head check.
Lets you need some deniability, a little plausible deniability for him,

(02:13:48):
I think. Okay, So we're gonna take a quick break.
When we come back, we'll get an update on what's
happening with these bikes. How many Christmases are we saving here?

Speaker 3 (02:13:57):
What's this look like?

Speaker 1 (02:13:58):
And we're not even done because we're gonna hand and
the baton over to the Jim Colbert Shop. Four more
hours of bringing in bikes and helping kids and changing
the world for them, one bike at a time. The
Bike Drive rolls on, so does our broadcast. All of
that is coming up next in the news Junkie. We're

(02:14:37):
out here today live and we've been happy to be
out here. It's now quite nice, honestly. We are on
a stage right by at Interstate in front of Orlando.
Harley Davidson a great partner to work with, and there
are thousands of people in attendance.

Speaker 3 (02:14:53):
Just kidding, there's really nowhere for you to park, but
there's people.

Speaker 1 (02:14:55):
Who brought up bikes all day long and they're going
to continue to bring these bikes up. We just got
a super charge from just call MO and MO to
WIT and we've got the crew. We have the number.
We don't have the final number from this though, but
we're gonna get it before we get out of here today. Absolutely,
we'll see what number we're at and then we'll pass
that off to the next show number.

Speaker 3 (02:15:19):
Moses doesn't quite know.

Speaker 1 (02:15:22):
Yeah, I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing about this.
But we are going to get the final tally on
this before we wrap things up today. It's been great
to be out here and you still have lots of
time again. If you're elsewhere, you can go to real
Radio dot FM slash Bikes. If you're around here, stop
by a place get a great deal on a bike.
This beautiful one next to me, I mean, I'm not

(02:15:44):
above it. It's a Blaze ozone five hundred. Oh wow,
I mean pretty in pink.

Speaker 4 (02:15:50):
And this one, for some reason, Blaze ozone five hundred
doesn't sound pink to me.

Speaker 2 (02:15:55):
It sounds like I could smoke it.

Speaker 1 (02:15:57):
It is a bicycle and with training we else and
just a gorge one. Honestly if you look at it
here but you you can grab these bikes off, all
different sizes, for all different sized little kids and make
a difference on during the im.

Speaker 5 (02:16:11):
Going back to our notes about the broadcast, is a
four tomorrow text.

Speaker 2 (02:16:16):
From you, Sean Watson. I believe that you said redo
the bike race.

Speaker 1 (02:16:24):
I say it's a question mark. I think it was
a question mark. We will have to do that some year.
I don't. I don't know about we don't have enough
room to do because you don't know how to ride
a bike. It is how to ride a bike without
training wheel. I mean, I've done this exact bit before.

(02:16:44):
It's on every time she did when how many time
to two times?

Speaker 5 (02:16:52):
I think, But let's go back to the beginning of
the segment where I couldn't pick up my.

Speaker 1 (02:16:58):
Game. But you take your victory where you can get.
It's been a weird year.

Speaker 2 (02:17:01):
Be need a lot of soup with bread balls?

Speaker 1 (02:17:04):
Really, so are you just are you packing on all
those bread balls before the end of the year and
you start working all right?

Speaker 2 (02:17:13):
All right, and then I'm going to stab myself with.

Speaker 1 (02:17:17):
I just know you said new Year, New you. You're
you're looking to kind of get ripped a little bit.

Speaker 5 (02:17:22):
I'm gonna get ripped. I'm gonna get shots. I'm gonna
be well, I mean one thousand, going to be doing
some sort of ozempic or do it.

Speaker 1 (02:17:32):
You don't need that though, I mean, really, you just.

Speaker 5 (02:17:35):
Need to get I'm wearing spanks right now. Been my
intestines like where they should be are different places.

Speaker 1 (02:17:42):
I think I don't want to go too deep on
Sabrina's body as a content motif. Stop. But I don't think.
I don't think you've really even fluctuated that much during
the show. We have both of us much more so.
I think, is there a when you go into the

(02:18:05):
place and you're gonna get ozembic. Wouldn't they be like, you're.

Speaker 5 (02:18:08):
Not big enough, You're not you don't have And then
I showed my shiny, thick credit card and I said, well, I.

Speaker 1 (02:18:14):
Was told I was too big for it at one point.
I don't know how strong you think this is, sir,
But we haven't got listen. We're physicians, We're not miracle. Wait,
do you hear the word. When you hear the word,
it's super oz epic. Give us a call. We'll chit chat.
But I got it from somewhere else. That was just

(02:18:34):
one facility that told me that. And I said, you
went down to the veterinar area, much like the.

Speaker 5 (02:18:40):
Ozone Ganza bike that we have in front of us there,
and there are people that are willing to do I.

Speaker 1 (02:18:46):
Am starting to feel and I hate to say this,
on account of what the emailer said earlier. Things I
thought I thought about the bike driving today. But the
other day in the studio for school mic, it was
Forrest's birthday and for this has been without a job,
and I said, well, we've got to try to do
something fun for his birthday. And I said, you know,
here's his venmo. And a couple of people sent money.

(02:19:08):
I said, if you send twenty bucks, I'll do five
perfect push ups. Oh that's why you were doing push
ups in the studio, and the people did. The people
sent the money to Forrest, and I felt good about
that because he's he's a destitute and impoverished at the moment.
But I I'm sure he loves you saying that he's

(02:19:31):
over the moon. He's over the more. And but I
I did those push ups and now it makes me
unfit to ride a bike.

Speaker 5 (02:19:41):
Do you remember when we started the year and he's like,
I'm gonna get up to how many two I can run?

Speaker 2 (02:19:47):
But you talked about it every week until you stopped
talking about it.

Speaker 1 (02:19:51):
I I wanted to do. I don't I don't know
if I said seven minutes, but I was trying to
say sub whatever minutes, maybe sub seven minutes a lot?
Uh No, I did. My first one was ten sub
ten I'm still running. I'm still running to this day.
I run every single day.

Speaker 2 (02:20:07):
I live so close to you, and I haven't seen
the run yet.

Speaker 1 (02:20:10):
Well, you got to move around to get out of
the neighborhood. You'll see me out there. I'm right by
the What do you wear when you run? I wear
what depends on what kind of day it is. No,
I don't have talk short No, No, ain't top full shirt.
It's it's weird because I've got one AirPod in but
it keeps falling out, so I have to run with
my hand on my ear the whole time. It's not

(02:20:34):
it's not. It's not for Runners magazine. He's running like
Sabrina doing karaoke.

Speaker 2 (02:20:38):
It's and his nipples are bleeding, just like when I
do karaoke.

Speaker 1 (02:20:42):
I'm looking wounded, but I get the job done. Can
I beat seven minutes? Hell no. But maybe in the
next year or so, maybe you'll get ripped and we'll.

Speaker 2 (02:20:51):
Be running alongside.

Speaker 1 (02:20:53):
You'll be doing it together, We'll be running, we'll be
breaking records. You know.

Speaker 2 (02:20:56):
I can't wait for that new year. Knew us.

Speaker 1 (02:20:58):
Imagine if we did a show where the whole thing
was us running up. They already have that podcast Running
Together podcast?

Speaker 4 (02:21:06):
Was that a thing?

Speaker 1 (02:21:07):
Run? And then right after the Florida No, I want
to do it during the run, just do an Eating
together past chicken bone. That sounds a lot better now
that I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (02:21:22):
I'm hungry.

Speaker 1 (02:21:23):
They're counting up the bikes here at Orlando, Harley Davidson,
and in our final segment of the day, we're going
to get a tally on what we've got here before
we hand the microphones over to the Jim Colbert Show.
And that gives you more of an opportunity if you're
trying to finish up work right now, get to a
place where you can get a bike to do exactly that.

(02:21:45):
So I hope you'll do it. What we're going to
do is we're going to take one final break. When
we come back, we'll do the final dispatches. We haven't
done any of them today. We'll do the stories that
didn't make the cut. And of course today I learned
to wrap every thing up for a Wednesday. Huge thank
you to Mode Wit crew. Thank you guys over at

(02:22:06):
just commo dot com.

Speaker 3 (02:22:06):
As we get a tally on this and see what
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:09):
Thanks also the Core flooring Orlando Harley Davidson for uh,
you know, being a part of the event. It's great.

Speaker 5 (02:22:15):
And to ends o Kayla Coach Speedy for helping build
the bikes for now I believe eight hours and continuing.
We also have all our lovely people who have been
serving us food and drink the whole time, and massages
inside and beard care if you have time to be
you've got a beard, or if you were in the

(02:22:36):
closet this bike.

Speaker 1 (02:22:38):
Yeah, well come on over, we still got time motorcycle.
Sorry to everything up. Be generous by a motorcycle for
a kid. All of it is coming up next on
the news, Chunkie. We are back to wrap things up

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at our annual Bike Drive event today. We're at Orlando
Harley Davidson, which has been a great.

Speaker 2 (02:23:12):
Spot to be ye, thank you so much for having us.

Speaker 1 (02:23:15):
Yeah, and thanks for everybody putting up with the show today.
I know things are a little bit different. Tried to
give you content and the bike Drive all at the
same time.

Speaker 4 (02:23:22):
I was inside the showroom because we had to go
in there to use the bathroom. Yeah, some of these
bikes are a lot more like high tech than I.

Speaker 1 (02:23:27):
Think you were. He didn't go touching.

Speaker 4 (02:23:29):
No, I didn't touch it, but I talked to one
of the salespeople and I was like, those are pretty
big screens on these bikes.

Speaker 1 (02:23:34):
Do they have car play? He goes, Oh, all the
new ones have car play built in GPS screen. I
know that they have loud speakers because I got a
couple of people who cruised to my neighborhood and just
blast their music on their motorcycle. As Loud wrote about
it on next Door, they are just blasted.

Speaker 2 (02:23:56):
It's pretty close.

Speaker 1 (02:23:59):
I I don't hate it, but there are some lovely
people working here helping us out to get everything going.
We are doing a final count right now. Our guy
Brandon's on the case. Seelane interrupted him right when he
was at the end of his countel Like goes how many,
and Brandon goes, He's had to start over because really

(02:24:19):
hijacked his count.

Speaker 2 (02:24:21):
But he's got a clicker though.

Speaker 1 (02:24:22):
He does as a very serious ordeal here. How many
years we've been doing this and I haven't seen anybody
bring one of those before. No, he's just how professional
Brandon is. He's that kind of guy for God.

Speaker 5 (02:24:32):
A big shout out the Paramore as well. Who's been
helping U. I mean since this morning as everyone parked,
how do we get out of here? It was a
really successful event at least on our part. Good luck
Jim Colbert check that's right.

Speaker 1 (02:24:46):
Yeah, those of you here locally, we're going to toss
the baton over, as I said in the last minute,
to see what else is out there, what's in store.
There's four more hours. That's a lot of time to
bring in some more bikes, to change.

Speaker 2 (02:24:58):
These counts than beautiful weather.

Speaker 1 (02:25:00):
Christmas and make sure everything is as good as it
could be for kids who are otherwise struggling.

Speaker 3 (02:25:05):
So thank you for hanging out with us today.

Speaker 1 (02:25:07):
We appreciate it big. Thanks to Moses de Witch. Nice
round o bikes here whoa. You can hear some of
the motorcycles in the background. We had some guests, uh
or that s mo? I mean maybe went on the
food trucks Old Mexican for lunch. Things are acting up
a little bit. Hey, I did see. I did see

(02:25:28):
Mos up there bringing in another bike as we speak here.
I did. I did see Moses that you are back
on the horse, as they say, I think, and you have.
You've gone back after some time being retired to the
chicken parm game. I never retired. I saw a slow
down in chicken parm content. You know, I might have

(02:25:49):
been busy with some other things. But we're back at it,
and now it's fired back up and it's ready to go.

Speaker 2 (02:25:55):
And check under your seat because we've got a chicken bar.

Speaker 1 (02:25:59):
You we don't unfort did you did you seek out
a chicken parm when you were all the way in Hawaii?
Or no?

Speaker 10 (02:26:06):
No, there was a food truck that had chicken parm,
but I opted, I did did not get it.

Speaker 1 (02:26:10):
I opted not to get it. So we didn't do
one there done that would your wife had just rolled
her eyes at you like she does that any So
you're kidding me right now, still doing the chicken parm.
I mean, to this day, she says it's the dumbest
thing I've ever done. Guess what, Guess what it's working.
People want to know what the best chicken par probably
number one question, like get and and you're the guy
who knows.

Speaker 4 (02:26:30):
My wife ever told me something was the dumbest thing
I've ever done. My instant response would be, Nope, that
was marriage.

Speaker 1 (02:26:38):
I'm gonna use that one just like that. All right, Yeah,
Mo Mo is always helping us out every single year
on the bike drive event, and I mean we couldn't
do it without him, honestly. So that's why wake you
have a We just have a lot of bike numbers
would be shrunk down quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (02:26:57):
And thank you bus Decker and Joshua for your help
as well.

Speaker 1 (02:27:00):
Yeah, can we now talk about your employee bus Echer.
Do we have time to air? Okay, you're right, Jimmy
can start later. I don't know, and we got plenty
of time. I don't know if you're aware of this
or not. But this bus Decker guy who now represents
just CALLM dot com. Let's not get carried away. He's
a bloyed As as we all pulled into the parking lot,

(02:27:23):
he took up two parking spaces. Double park. There's no
more spots that just call mo. Van is like man
spreading the equivalent of man spreading in between two spots.

Speaker 10 (02:27:39):
Actually, when I pulled in the parking lot, I did
the same thing you did, tried to park next to
the van and saw the exact same thing.

Speaker 1 (02:27:44):
You're blocked by your own van, blocked by by the van.
But his response was when you get here at six
forty five in the morning, you can do whatever you want. Yeah,
problem is everybody after that you go like you get
that flash in your head. You're like, oh, hell yeah,
spot right right, son of a bitch. There were two
like that in this parking lot. So I think I'm

(02:28:05):
not saying fire him, but maybe if we can time out,
some sort of elongated time out. Might be take the
van away and make it ride a bike home. It
could be. It is a sweet fan. I mean, I
hate to hate to do that. All right, We're going
to do the final dispatches stories that did make the
cut today and to wrap everything up for a Wednesday.

(02:28:26):
Let's see what we got here. In fact, I don't
know if we've done We haven't done a single dispatch.
We have not okay, so let me bring these up
here live on the show and get a couple of
looking there. But there's no warnings or messages about it
that I can think of that say anything that would
alarm me that we're not going to make it to
the final seven minutes of the show. There is somebody

(02:28:48):
who has a suggestion for some brief watching you might
want to do before your visect to me tomorrow Sea Lane.
So let's hear what they have to say. Let's see
educational film I've ever seen on the sect.

Speaker 11 (02:28:59):
To me is when I watched RHTT and link from
Good Mythic Morning get viseectames together in the same office
at the same day, same time. All that very insightful,
very much good to know information about how everything works.

Speaker 1 (02:29:16):
I don't think I know anyone well enough that I
could go with to get such a thing.

Speaker 11 (02:29:21):
I fire getting such a thing, so I guess it'd
be a solo operation for me, my dad, and I
think it just be clear it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:27):
Is for you too, right, You're not going with a paler,
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (02:29:30):
No.

Speaker 4 (02:29:30):
There is a family member of mine who I think
was a little disappointed at the timing because he prides
himself on picking up his friends from vasectomies. He's like,
oh man, i'm again, I'm not gonna be able to
pick you up.

Speaker 1 (02:29:45):
You know, I've picked up this person from there, but
this person is this person, and.

Speaker 4 (02:29:49):
I can't pick you up because he just got his
knee replaced, so like on Monday, he's recovering from that. Ye,
I mean, it's more important, it's very much. It's very
much more important. But one of one of his regrets
was not being able to uh take me to and
from myscon.

Speaker 5 (02:30:07):
It's very interesting that we have this beautiful broadcast where
we are helping the children, and still.

Speaker 1 (02:30:13):
So much about the vasectomy. Oh ayod'y supposed to do
about it. Let me let him finish here because he
has a movie recommendation.

Speaker 11 (02:30:21):
Last time, a major like gallbladder issue that actually they
thought was his heart for like a week, okay, in
the hospital for like a week because they were worried
there's something wrong with his heart. And then they figured out, oh,
you've got like forty five gallstones that are infected and
it's terrible. So he had to have surgery. That was
before they did laproscopic and all that stuff. So it
was a big old incision. And he said, you know what,
while you're in there, I know I have a few

(02:30:42):
hernias and let's just go.

Speaker 1 (02:30:45):
So actually this is valuable. You could do this when
you go to get the physactomy and go while I'm
opened up. You know, he was talking about somebody else.
There could be rocks or whatever in there. Yet, of course,
how do you think they're going to do anything?

Speaker 2 (02:30:59):
Of don't go through the.

Speaker 1 (02:31:02):
Through the wall. How do you think that they enter
through the urine? There? Your house drops You might be
in for one tomorrow. That's how it actually goes down.
How it does, of course, right through the end with

(02:31:24):
it with a number two pencil. They start crying, you know,
and then they get down to where they need to
problem solved, just like that.

Speaker 5 (02:31:31):
My god, I don't think you can bogo it. I
tried to do the same when I got my colonoskar Wait.

Speaker 1 (02:31:37):
I will tell you there are many, as you can see.
I don't need to play them, see, but there are
many show video dispatches, audio dispatches, all these folks who
are sending in info to get ready for you tomorrow. Now,
wabb it a branded? Do we get branded? Do we
have an update?

Speaker 2 (02:31:53):
We have a brand?

Speaker 1 (02:31:54):
He gave up to thirty two to thirty. Oh wow,
that's amazing, Thank you so much. Wow. Wait, we were
one hundred and thirty two kids Christmas is I don't
think you counted the one behind me. Yeah, we did
it all right. Two hundred and thirty three bikes here

(02:32:16):
for the annual Bike Drive event, and every single one
of those is a kid who legitimately their life is
is now going to be better because of this. Now,
don't forget for those of you here locally, you got
four more hours to pull this off. The Jim Colbert
Show is going to be here when you get off work,
you know, when you have a little extra time to
maybe go to Walmart or one of these places where
you get a great deal, and we hope that you'll

(02:32:39):
swing out here to Orlando Harley Davidson in the meantime.
Absolutely so a big thanks to them for having us out.

Speaker 2 (02:32:44):
Thanks you again.

Speaker 5 (02:32:45):
Yeah, all information, Real Radio, DOFM slash Bike and big
thanks everyone who has contributed and especially to our promo
team has been absolutely amazing and looking forward to seeing
the final number at the end of Jim Colbert Show.

Speaker 1 (02:32:58):
Mo all cases. We absolutely appreciate what you do for
this event every single year. It's awesome. You are the best.
Everybody just CALLM dot com. That's why you dial that
number after an accident. Let's get the hell out of here, friends,
Let's do today.

Speaker 2 (02:33:15):
I learned.

Speaker 8 (02:33:16):
The following information may make you feel smarter, but will
not actually increase your IQ, So don't get cocky.

Speaker 1 (02:33:23):
What we call today learn it is today I learned
for a Wednesday, December tenth, twenty twenty five. Thank you
for being here with us today for an annual event.
We're back in the studio tomorrow and we'll do the
AI sketch okay that we're talking about tomorrow, so we
can have a little more control over it and be

(02:33:45):
in the studio and those of you who are watching
the stream will be able to see what's going on.
Tune in tomorrow for that. Good luck and the whole
Oh yeah, best of luck to you. The ceiling, yes, good,
especially if they're going through that, that that whole world.

Speaker 2 (02:33:58):
It's good. We're else gonna life stream that you're.

Speaker 1 (02:34:01):
Gonna need it. I think let's see here today learned.
Let's move down the line a little bit. Today, learn
about this movie right here. That's right, The Lion King
is indeed correct, the Lion King. And you're asking, what's
the today I learned about this? Well, I'll tell you
there's an alternate, alternate ending to The Lion King where

(02:34:23):
Scar defeats Simba by throwing him off Pride Rock to
a fire, then consume Scar, who stands there laughing maniacally
while he burns to death. Disney said, I think this
might be a little bit too dark, you don't say, Disney,
I agree that sounds a little bit too dark for
the Lion King franchise. All right, that's it for us.

(02:34:44):
It's time to get to the final. Today I learned
which is right here, maybe fitting on account of the
Harley Dealership to learn this band Steppenwolf. Steppenwolf is correct
Born to be Wild. Friend. Indeed, if you want to
get get one of these motorcycles, I would suggest you
check them out because they're pretty darn Come and this song,

(02:35:06):
Born to Be Wild by Steven Off, one of the
most American songs, actually belongs to a Canadian rock band,
The Canadians Got Us again Ory and it's sung by
a German vocalist by the name of John. The Canadians
and the Germans. How could they do it? Thank you
so much for hanging out with us. We're back tomorrow,
the same time, same place. Miss ending the show. Get

(02:35:26):
the podcast over at the news Junkie dot com. We'll
see it tomorrow. Everybody to me