The Oral Confession

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And this never ever ever happened.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now what happened? I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
If I got a last minute message right here in
front of me, whom hot off the presses. It's a
last minute message from that guy who teleported into the
stolen car. Let's see what he says.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
A great Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
We're going to do a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and
Friday has arrived. Patch yourself on the back. I knew
it could be done the time, you could do it
just the same.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
How's everybody doing on a Friday?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Feeling good?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I feel fine?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, a little lighter, barely. But are you slowed down
today day after the vasectomy or can you still move
a record pace?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
There was no record pace for me the day before
the victims? Are you zero? A little swollen? I think still?
I think they like it's the the pain level is
quite quite low, but I think there's still some swelling
going on. Okay, would it be dangerous because uh, the
lead actor won't come out of his trailer? Okay, all right,

(01:19):
well that's what I was thinking. Dangerous If on today's show.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
They're scared turtle if you were, if you were to
get excited during today's show just on the basis of
the content alone, would that be a danger?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Did you line up a show full of you know,
uh us that.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Your as we did?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
We got.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh my god, yeah, we got Bonnie Blue fresh out
of prison, gonna be here.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I don't think that's sexy at all. I'm gonna try everything.
We'll see what happens here, you feel. Okay, we brought
a pincushion to the show today.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Those of you who don't know what we're talking about.
I put together, and only because I was up at
fourth already this morning by accident, a very good recap
of what Ceiling had gone through this week, all right,
and it's posted on Real Radio dot FM and as
soon as both of you except the collaboration everyone's Instagram.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Okay, I don't I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I have to go watch it now.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I put together an Instagram video that explains that Ceiling
out of the sectomy.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay, all right, I mean, what's what is this behind
the scenes footage?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I have no idea what you're talking.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
But you know, we had a very detailed conversation about
it on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okayeah, and question you said was definitely not true.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, how's your p hole doing? Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Do you really have ice? That's a nice pack? Okay,
all right, I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's probably protocol. I think that's probably normal. This seems weird. Well,
let's get going here.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Here we go to make you uncomfortable that I'm I
seeing myself during the show.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
That's kind of I don't know why, but kind of
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
All right, Frosty, let's get to the opening clip.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Let's put our ears to the ground, our figures on
the place. Let's see what's happening to this great, big,
wide world of ours. And I've only heard of one
person that I know being in one of these before
a Way Mo sealand has been at a Way MO.
I think I think.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
They're starting to spread around the United.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
States of America, Like there's more and more of the
way most you know.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
The big word on the street is that they're headed
to Orlando.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh really, yeah, I mean they're a lot they're a
lot more easy to find in bigger cities, and they're
making their way around. And if you don't know, away
Moo is like an uber, but there's no human being.
It's just automatically driving you around. It shows up to
pick you up and all that good stuff. So I'm

(03:58):
just gonna let this play out and then I'll give
you the d tails. But this poor woman is attempting
to get into her Weimo. She finds a bit of
a surprise hidden in the trunk. Let's go, why are
you in the trunks?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Out?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Like, yeah, this, let me out this? Why are you
in it? They just put me in here?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Who'll put you in?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (04:18):
The people?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I'm that's not.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
All right.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
She's trying to get into weimo for like her daughter's
birthday or something, and she goes to get to the
weimo and there's a man hiding in the trunk of
the weimo.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
And he's like, the people put me in there. But
the whole point of the Weimo is there's no people involved.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
No, there's not no And he was like, no answers
for anything. He's basically saying, I was teleported here, that's
all right. Essentially his response is me too, I was
teleported here. And this lady's like, wait, what why is
there a mystery man hiding in the trunk of this
vehicle to all you fakers and stagers.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You don't know me very well. Hang on, why are
you in the trunk?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Why?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
This I like, I love the idea. It always brings
me back to the skit from I Think You Should
Leave where he crashes into the office building in the
hot dog car and he's in the hot dog costume
in the office and he's like, I too, aim trying
to figure out who crashed you to this office right now?
And this guy's like, that's what I'm trying to figure out.
I mean, come on, He's like, I'm just as concerned

(05:32):
as you are. Why I'm in the back of an
automated vehicle like this way moment, right now?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Are you in the trunk?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Why am I trying to figure it out? Like yeah, this?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Let me out this?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Why are you in it? They just put me in here?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Who'll put you in?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
The people?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
The people the last one she watched away, She's like,
there's no people involved.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
She just sits by the door. She's like, he says,
this is not a skit, and then it shows the guy.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Getting arrested on the side of the road. Here arrested
for what I got that for?

Speaker 7 (06:08):
You?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Hang on? Let's see it, says, I have.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
A lot of questions.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Viral video showing a man being discovered hiding in the
trunk of a way Moo by a female passenger is
raising concerns about the safety of driverless taxis.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I hang on, he wasn't hiding.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I think he was before she said something about it.
She said, whoa what?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Why are you in this?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
She started filming because there's a guy in the trunk
that people were and like.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
You know what that seems like to me?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
It seems like you're gonna wait till we drive down
the road and go and pop out the back, start
start choking somebody out or something. In the video of
the female passenger could be heard asking the man why
he's in the trunk. The man tells the woman he
was put in the trunk and couldn't get out. Who
put you in? The people? He responds, teleported again unbelievable.

(06:56):
A subsequent video posted to the account showed the man
being detained questioned by police. A juvenile female was also
seen in the video and could be heard talking to
a way mol representative who said they provided the writer
with a credit, Thank you so much. Another free way
mot credit for me really appreciate it right now.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
How did you get there to begin with? Yeah, I'm
saying it was a customer, right, you can't open the
door without the customer seiling.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Isn't there a way to determine if someone has stayed
behind in the vehicle?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
That might be their Their next update, the next update
to the software is going to be, is there somebody
in this vehicle.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Right if this light is flashing, there's somebody in your
trunk right now.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I have sensors at my house that will that Instead
of just motion detectors like your old school ones you
would have for your alarm system, they call them like
presence detectors, you know, like they can you know, there's
a good even if the person's not moving, they could
tell their present you know, because they're breathing, or their
heart speed, stuff like that. It's it's a more advanced system.

(07:59):
I don't know if it would work in a car though.
What about if they did it with weight, that would
be that would be the way to go.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, Like you'd say the car weighs this much, If
there's anything over this much, then either somebody's behind or
they've left like a bag in here or something. I
wonder if they'll start to do that, because that is freaky.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Man.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
This lady's just trying to get into a driverless vehicle
and it's not so personless as you might imagine.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
There's somebody trunk.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
So bizarre, but thankfully she's okay all as well, And
we'll keep an eye on way moos and teleportation to
see if this starts spreading even further.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Here may that poor guy that used that excuse or
perhaps the real reason why he saw that old man's
BMW he hasn't gone to court yet. That was going
to be his solid reason as to why he should
not be thrown in jail.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
The more guys the better, though.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
If he's got more people, Sabrina, then he'll be like, hey,
I'm not the only one.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
This guy teleported to.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
The back of a way mode teleported.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Now, yeah, you're going to need three or four friends
to confirm this kind of an allegation.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
When they invented time travel, the absolute farthest back you
could go was December of twenty twenty five. So this
is where they all start showing up.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
It's unbelievable, but here we go, and big news today.
They're talking in Capitol Hill or in Capitol Hill in Washington, DC,
and saying that Trump may reclassify marijuana as a Schedule
three drug on a federal level. Obviously, as soon as
like this weekend, President Trump is expected to reclassify marijuana

(09:40):
as a Schedule three drug. Looking up this on This
is Washington Times here, and it says marijuana might not
be on the federal government list of most restricted drugs
for much longer. Mister Trump told House Speaker Mike Johnson
he wants to issue an executive order about this, and
he wants to direct agencies to move the drug from
Schedule one to Schedule three.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
What Schedule three? What else is on Schedule three?

Speaker 7 (10:06):
Mm?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Hm, schedule one.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
To set Schedule three, because Schedule one is like heroin.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Schedule one are drugs that have no medical use. Let's
see Schedule three drugs include moderate to low physical dependence
risks such as ketamine, tailanol with codeine, suboxone, antabolic steroids.
And then, uh, google's a I just kind of like
flipped out on me.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh no, yeah, psychedelics, LSD d m T Category three
or or level three one.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
No one is the bad one. That's where it is
it's going to be moved to schedule three.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
So we have stimulants like benzemine, benzos wow, okay, we
have fendom metrozine like bontrill uh own all right? Stanzas
old kind of mean drawn a bino?

Speaker 8 (11:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean this is Can we not have the fun
names from the commercials? Please?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I get the point. I see what's going on here,
But it's moving from one classification to another. If Trump
could push this through, where's dazepam on that list? Is
that what you're on right now?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
No? No, aren't you yesterday?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Dirty dog?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Trump said. Some people like it, some people hate it.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Some people hate the whole concept of marijuana because it
does bad for the children. It does bad for the
people that are older than children.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
And I don't know what don't mean.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Nothing good can happen?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
What was the thing? Nothing bad can happen, or bad
can happen? It can only good happen.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, basically, so I think this would be good. Shouts
out to Trump.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Do it. It's a smart move.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Marijuana is quite obvious to anybody with the brain, much
less dangerous than many of the other drugs that it
is in concerts with and if this happens, I would
like to see them further push to allow the THHC
drinks to stay on the shelves, even when the push
to ban those actually goes through about a year from now.
All right, so I think that would be good. Let

(12:13):
us know what you think, send a dispatch over at
the news junkie dot com.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
On one hand, they kind of shimmeed in snuck in
a ban on those drinks to the reopening of the
government bill. Yeah. But on the other hand, the whole
thing might be scheduled three anyway.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Could be if they I think he should. I think
it would be a smart move on his part.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
I don't disagree.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Biden talked about it, but then Biden kind of pushed
a foot in around it and it didn't end up
doing it. I've failed to see what the problem would
be like now.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
The drug policies.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
That a lot of these stupid cities like Seattle and
Portland have embraced, where they just openly let people do
drugs on the streets, they are terrible and terribly unpopular.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
All right.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Once people see that that again, dumb utopian pelly does
not work at all in practice and makes life worse
for everybody around it. Once people see that, they don't
like that. But people do not, as far as my
interactions with human beings, care about marijuana. It is not
nineteen sixty five. People do not care about marijuana. If
you're the person who lowers the scheduling of this and

(13:19):
increases the access and says, let's let adults be adults.
If you want to do this, just like if you
want to drink or anything else, then you can make
an adult decision if you'd like to. I think that
would be good. But we'll see where it all goes.
I guess this is CNBC talking about this.

Speaker 9 (13:34):
Multiple reports say President Trump is preparing to order his
administration to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug. A
Washington Post report said Trump held a meeting at the
White House on Wednesday with marijuana industry. You got hockeatives
along with HHS Secretary Robert F.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Kennedy Junior. I brought up for everybody to try.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
You know, it's not that bad joint on the phone
by Speaker Mike Johnson, who cited studies arguing against the move.
The executives reportedly rebutted Speaker Johnson's arguments, and Trump left
the conversation prepared to move forward with the reclassification.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
I think the real breakthrough here would be this. Okay,
I think Trump's on the right path here, and I
think that's good and I think people would like it.
But I think the problem is you need experience people
in the White House, and when you're making moves on stuff,
I think you should be familiar with it. I don't
think he's ever been high in his life.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
He's ever smoked weed in his entire life, and he's
making decisions about marijuana. I think before he signs anything,
he should have to go into a room and maybe
not smoke it, but like give him a brownie or
a cookie or something and then spin them, spin them
sideways for a little while.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Afterwards.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
He might change his mind. Actually, it might rock his
world a little bit.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
What are these and why are the lights are pretty?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
A little twenty milligram additive to his diet coke like.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
The weed paranoia there ever was crowd is at the
front lawn of the White House with guns.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
He's hitting all the buttons for the nukes.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
This might be a bad idea, folks. We might just
remember it was Shawan's I do. Yeah, Well, what all those.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Videos going around where it's like, is he sleeping or
is he thinking? He would just be wide like deer
in headlights, wide eyed during every single.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
There's some journalists pushing questions on him and he's just
staring back with eyes's.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Big as saucer man, what man?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Who's president?

Speaker 8 (15:35):
What?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh god? That would be a time big Thanks by
the way to ar Hall, the latest Secret Show subscriber.
Another secret show going up today before five pm, usually
right at five pm EST. Jessica emails the show and
she says, you gotta see this. There is now a
story that says the universal this was the epic Universe

(15:57):
ride Stardust Racers where there was a death. She says
it was ruled an accident. The sheriff's report finds. I've
got the actual sheriff's report from this that has just
been released with all of the never before seen details,
and we're gonna look at it when we come back.
We're gonna see exactly what happened. We're gonna find out rules,

(16:19):
We're gonna find out for better or for worse. Because
they said it's grizzly. They said it's it is a
lot to it. We'll see what happened in this just
released incident report about that story. We've been covering with
the roller coaster death and that is coming up next
on the news Chunky.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Four hours a day doing this.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Learn more about the show at thenewschunky dot com. We've
been following this story since the beginning, so this should
be interesting. This is a big giant update and allegedly
the details are crazy in this, but they've released an
incident report finally about the dude who died on that

(17:15):
roller coaster at Epic Universe. So we went to this
theme park, guy goes on the ride, ride ends and
they're like, oh my god, this guy is not doing
well and he's dead, and they shut down the ride.
They get everybody's like, they get the whole rest of
the ride on lockdown, so nobody's taking videos of them.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
There's like one dude who on TikTok and then ended
up being on the news like Italian Puppy for twenty
or something like that. It was like one one I'm there.
One one employee was like everyone get off now now now, Yeah,
that's all we had heard for weeks.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Right now, we've got the actual report here and I'm
looking into this. Let's see what we can learn. It's
his background, so it's just like general stuff on what
happened here. On September seventeenth, twenty twenty five, at approximately
nine pm, a deputy from the Orange County Sheriff's Office
was working in an off duty capacity at Epic Universe.

(18:16):
He heard a medical call for service being dispatched over
their radio system at the Stardust Racers Attraction. The deputy
generated a self initiated call for service with Orange County
Sheriff's Office dispatch and he wanted some backups, so he
called for him. He worked with Epic Universe security to
move witnesses into a nearby break room for the purpose

(18:38):
of obtaining sworn statements from employees who were involved in this,
and then they released some of the names of the people,
the employees that they ended up talking to. Here's what
one of the employees, Sebastian. So here's what Sebastian had
to say about all of this. Sebastian said he responded
to a call for an unconscious guest on the Stardust

(18:59):
Race's ride, and as he arrived on the scene, he
found this dude unresponsive with quote severe facial trauma. That
doesn't sound great.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Sebastian said that the rider was still secured in the
ride vehicle via a lap bar. He said, oh god.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
He said it took approximately ten minutes for the lap
bar to be released. So he's just like dead on
the ride. After the ride is over and they can't
get him off the ride for ten minutes because the
lap bar is locked in there. Or Orange County Fire
Rescue arrived on the scene and they started taking care
of him. The guest was stuck on the ride vehicle,

(19:42):
face down, falling out of the seat with his legs inverted.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
With his what I'm trying to picture.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
This, I'll say that again.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
The guest was stuck.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
On the ride vehicle, face down, falling out of the
seat with his legs in That's.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
What the other doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
He's in a wheelchair, so, like I mean to begin with, well,
it just that is if his legs could maybe more
easily be in a different direction than they're supposed to,
I guess I would say. But they said they confirmed
his table and then they talked to somebody else who
said he instructed the attraction operators to release the patient
from the lap bar so the patient could be removed

(20:25):
from the sea. They said they he was there as
they released the lap bar. DA Coda detailed that Orange
County Fire Rescue took over patient care at that point
in time.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Then they talked to.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Xavier, who found a male still seated with a lap
bar in place, no pulse, and unresponsive. He made an
attempt to remove the victim from the ride vehicle, but
was unsuccessful. He said the person had injuries to his
face and further observed what he said was a significant
amount of blood laws a significant amount of blood loss.
Other abnormalities noted were what appeared to be defects in

(20:58):
both legs, and then were informed by his partner that
he was wheelchair bound. And then the final person they
talked to I believe is a woman named Kristin. She
said she was made aware that a guest had been injured,
and she said that when she arrived, they were performing
CPR on this guy, which I don't believe ended up working.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
They also confirmed that it did not work.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Turns out yes, in the long run, he is indeed dead.
They also brought his girlfriend to the hospital who had
been dating him for approximately ten years, and the girlfriend
said she was riding Starred US racers with her boyfriend.
Hold On Cruise Roebel was riding started this racer with
the boyfriend, who was the direct left directly before the

(21:43):
ride began. These are two other people. I think a
Universal Ride employee pushed down on Zavala's lapus rate multiple times.
She remembers very little about what happened next, but remember
seeing the guy hit his head on his seat multiple times.
So she must have been like behind him or something,
and she sees him like hitting his head on the seat.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Girlfriend or the other witness.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
You're saying these witnesses, I guess there. These are two
other people, I guess. Cruise Roebuls stated that this person
had a pre existing spinal injury and was taking some medication.
She was visibly shaken, crying and staying she was having
panic attacks while speaking to deputies about this and could
not write a statement herself. They yeah, they said that

(22:23):
these were the statements from everybody on the scene. I'm
trying to see if there's anything else in here worth noting.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
So I've heard some other stuff this morning, and it
was when it came to like starting the ride, that
they it took like two or three times for it
to finally click. At least that's what the girlfriend was
saying for the lap bar, and that she felt he
was secure, but then when it came to starting the ride,

(22:48):
she definitely saw him like hit his head and then
hit his head a couple more times.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
He hit his head on what like like behind.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
The front she said, the front. They were in the
second to last row and it was like the front seat,
and she tried to scream for help, and no one
could hear because obviously it was in the midst of
the ride, right, And that there was a lot of blood.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, everybody's saying a lot of blood, blood all over
his face, all of that stuff. They talk about, the
surveillance footage showing him just slumped over the secure all
the security measures on the ride itself, and then they
call it an accident. Says based on the totality of
the circumstances, with consideration of known available evidence to include
sworn statements, video surveillance, the District nine Medical Examiner's Office findings,

(23:38):
the standard operating procedures provided by Epic Universe, this case
was deemed an accidental death and was closed accordingly. So
that's what they said in this new report talking about
all of the witnesses who saw all of this.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
The family obviously is.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Going to continue on with their case against the theme park,
and who knows, they may settle that before too long,
because it is a pretty bad case for them to
have out there.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Certainly, but it.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Has anything to do with him being in a wheelchair,
Like if you had the complete you know, working of
your legs or you know, full body that you wouldn't
flail around so much.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I think it definitely has to do with the condition
that led to him being in a wheelchair, because you know,
that obviously seems like the biggest pre existing condition I
can think of, But I don't know. You also, like,
if his legs don't work, he can't really use them
to resist moving around on the ride. He's not going
to be able to do that. So, yeah, there's the

(24:36):
new report on this. Let us know what you think
if you think the folks who run the ride or
Epic Universe were responsible for this, let us know, said
a dispatch it thenewsjunkie dot com.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Right now, I'm looking at the picture of the stardust
racers right now, Honey, if he was, he would have
to be slumped pretty far forward to hit his head
on the on the back of the person in front
of him. Right, it seems like a lot of room.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Is there is there a thing where he could hit
his head behind him?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Well, yeah, that would be the closer place. But I mean,
I'm sure it's padded and.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
But both of us have been on it, Ceilan and myself, right, Sean,
have you been on it?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I know I haven't been on it. I've been by it,
but well I.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Was, I don't know that, be very clear with that.
But I while there is a lot of thrashing, I
mean with the g forces, I do not remember any
sort of whip your full body forward and hit your
head hard enough, right, which leads me to believe, like,
even with the restraints, those are over your shoulders, So

(25:42):
how close can you be unless you have a really
long neck. I'm not putting anything against obviously it's a
tragic thing would happen, but it could very well be.
As the termine a freak.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Accidents are over your shoulders. Then, well, it looks like
the people in these pictures are able to have like
free movement of their shoulders.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
But one of the key things about every safety measure
on a roller coaster like this is very likely that
it requires a person to be alive for them to work.
So if your body is completely like slumped over and
you're not you know, responding in any way, it may
be that you can then like move around and hit
your head against things, and then things would be a

(26:23):
hell of a lot worse. It could be that that
would be the case.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, the restraint is very much around the lap. It's
in your front, but you you your arms, you know,
they have movement. Like I said, you would have to
go pretty far forward to him.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I still say. The craziest thing about this and the
things that sucks pretty bad is I think it's going
to keep a lot of other people who are in
wheelchairs off some of these rides, which is unfortunate. You know,
there's a lot of people who despite their physical issues
like that, still want to go to a theme park,
still want to go on rides. They want to have
fun and make.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
A ride like a seat one seat for those that
are wheelchair bound or.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
They usually do have that. Yeah, they usually do have.
It's just like they have a fat seat.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I know, but the new rule that they made as
a result of this was like, if you can't physically
get up and get yourself onto the ride seat, then
you cannot ride the ride.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Okay, does that mean your partner can't help you? I
was I thought the rule was more like they're not
going to help you.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
You can see the Universal team members. I remember we
talked about it when they announced the rule change afterwards,
but I don't remember these specifics of how they changed
all of that. Or We're gonna take quick break when
we come back, a house mysteriously blows up. What the
hell is going on here? We're going to find out together.
We'll see what's happening with that. We'll get into some
of your feedback here on a Friday, and a whole

(27:48):
lot more on the way, and it's coming up next
on the news junk key. Imagine this happens to you. Okay,

(28:11):
They're just hanging out at their house and San Francisco.
You got enough problems what with the Hobos and everything
else happening in that city, and you're just trying to
live your life and your house explodes. Because this is
an actual thing that happened to this this woman in
San Francisco's Bay Area. Now that's a fake sound of

(28:32):
a house exploding. It's shockingly close to what this sounds
like for real. Here's the fake one.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Oh I'm sorry, yeah right.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
There, here's what it really sounded like. Here's from the
doorbell camera across the street.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Mean it's just gone.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
There's nothing left.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Man, the house blew up. It's crazy. We'll get into
why and how this happened. But this happened to a
woman named Brittany Maldonano. She's in Hayward, California, in the
Bay Area in San Francisco, and her house just completely
and totally blows up. Now I want you to I
want you to see this. So I'm gonna put this
up on see It Now over in the newsjunkie dot Com.

(29:20):
And just a moment we were gonna say, Sabrina.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
James Cameron or whoever the director is, Michael Beg, I
paid millions of dollars for that movie like explosion. Yeah,
I cannot wait to hear how that was costed.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
It looks fake kind of, It's just it that's nuts
and just a big look at it. At one point
there's just a big chunk of the house. It's yeah,
just smashing into the ground. I'm gonna grab the screenshot
of this right now and put it up on See
it now. That's how we can share with you things
that are visual on the show. Breaking down that wall

(29:56):
in the barrier. And I'm getting this up right now.
But this was as a gas explosion as you might
have imagined at this person's house. It obliterated the house,
blew out all the windows in the nearby houses and
shook them. It made people think that there was an
earthquake as far as half a mile away when this

(30:17):
thing started rumbling.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
It was just really that bad.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
House blows up San Francisco. Okay, easy as that. It's
up there for you over on see it now, take
a peek if you have a moment, because this is
a pretty wild one and I want you to get
a look at this all right. Umm, hang on here,
I'm gonna put this up. Okay, we are all good

(30:44):
and set It's up there for you right now on
see it now over on the newsjunkie dot com.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Let us know what you think and get.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Your dispatches in as well, because we haven't worked any
of your comments into the show just yet. But that
is freaky, man, that is freaky that you could blow
up like that. So she's okay, the person wasn't inside
the house, all right, good news. Yeah, it did injure
six people and shut down a freeway. Doesn't say anything

(31:13):
about pets, thank god.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I read a litter of puppies.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
No, don't put that out don't put that out there, please.
This was just a gas explosion. Nobody was home at
the time. They said a construction crew had damaged an
underground gas line while they were digging in the neighborhood.
So some dude's mistake was like you just shrocking dig here,

(31:38):
boom and the whole place explodes and it blows up
this person's house. Good luck with the insurance company, I
might say. After all of that. All right, we'll get
to your feedback that rolling in here on the show momentarily.
Updates on this This football coach who's in big trouble
coming up a little bit later on the show, as

(32:00):
well as the guy from the University of Michigan who
had a wild, very dramatic week, so we'll talk about
him as we move forward on the show.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
You can email us tips.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
At the news junki dot com tips at the newsjunkie
dot com. A lot of people chiming in about the
marijuana change by the Trump administration where they're gonna move
it from Schedule.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
One, which is like the worst types of drugs.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
They're gonna move marijuana on a federal level to Schedule three.
And Steve emails the show on this topic and he says, Hey, junkies,
I don't understand the banning of THHC drinks, especially the
alcohol companies being behind him, I would think especially the
beer companies would want to get into this business because
they have brand recognition already and the names are right there.

(32:48):
You can have Budweiser, buds Miller, Higher Life's, Bushcush Drinks. Thanks,
have a good weekend, Steve. Well, the problem is they're
not in the business right. So all these liquor companies,
the big corporations, they have big money. They have people
on on K Street in Washington, DC where the lobbyists

(33:08):
are all at. And when the government shutdown was going on,
they said slip this in there, and they had them
slip something in to the government budget that stopped the
show of the shutdown. And that said that you could
no longer use these THC loopholes, but it doesn't have
any enforcement for like a whole year. So right now

(33:32):
nothing changes. But in about a year, because of those
liquor companies, you may not see those THHC drinks on
the shelves, which removes opportunities for people to get those
like myself. I happen to like them. I think that
they are pretty good and useful. And then then you
would have to go back to this weird patchwork system
of all like the medical marijuana stuff, and round and

(33:55):
round we go. I think that's a bad idea, but
we do want to know what you think about it.
Send us a dispatch itschunky dot com. One more person
talking about the big story with the roller coaster ride
death at Epic Universe. The report came out this week
on what happened on that ride to this poor guy,
and they have determined officially that it was an accident,
and Kurt says, Sean, my sister in law had to

(34:17):
have both her legs amputated. She's confined to a hospital
bed in a wheelchair. That's a very high back, and
the reason why she has a high back is because
she has no trunk strength, as they call it. She
cannot keep herself upright in a normal wheelchair, so she
has to be transported into special ambulance if she goes
to the hospital. She has no core to help keep
her upright. That sounds like what the guy. This guy's

(34:37):
problem was he had no trunk strength, so the violent
movements he experienced were due to his infirmity, says Kurt.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Thank you Kurt for the email. Hi right, it did
say that one of the theme park blogs said that
the change in policy was that a person who is
wheelchair bound are using some sort of mobility assist that
wants to ride this ride or I think any of
the rides. I think they change it, like across all

(35:05):
the parks. Has to be able to walk on their own. Yeah, right,
they have to be able to make their way.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Now because of this guy in this lawsuit against the
theme park where he died on the roller coaster, they
have to be able to physically get on the ride,
which makes sense. It just kind of sucks for other
people in that situation. Regardless, your thoughts on that or
anything else going on in the world are welcome and
we hope to hear from you tips at the newsjunky
dot com or record your dispatch at the newschunky dot com.

(35:31):
Right now, what other little tidbit for you? YouTube Sabrina
and seeing that, I just want you to know, all right,
Speaking of theme parks, they've announced a new theme park
that is going to be opening up here in town.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh get ready, Sabrina, take a look.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Here's the logo. That's right, Yes, yeah, slawa world, Sloth
World is opening up. And the best part about this,
please let this be true. Sloth World is coming to Orlando,
a seven hundred square foot facility that will not have
any barriers between the guests and the sloths.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
What could go wrong?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Sloth contact baby, no barriers, I don't know. I only
have this tiny tidbit here. Let's see what else they say.
It's going to be opening up in February of next year.
Sloth World.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Can you touch the slots over forty.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Sloss live and climb on their natural trees. There's no cages,
no nothing. The sloths are just living in this room.
I'm looking at it now, and they're hanging all over
the place and you just walk right up underneath them
and hang out in their environment. And chill with the sloss.
It sounds like a good time to me. That is
coming soon to Central Florida for sure. So guys on

(36:52):
eye drive ticketing tickets could be purchased for forty nine dollars.
My goodness, full contact sloth action, bless everybody for it.
We're gonna take quick break here. When we come back,
we have a bunch to get into, including that coach,
the update on his story, some other stuff in the
NFL world that's been popping off out there, and your
feedback over at the website, which is the Newsjunkie dot com.

(37:15):
All of that more is coming up next, Send the
news Chunky. I find that these days there's so many

(37:37):
football players that when I hear their name, I'm like,
I have no idea who that guy is.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
I've never heard that person's name before.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Bijon Robinson's anybody familiar with Bjon all Day Robinson?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I know the name.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Who's he played for? Then?

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Jon Robinson obviously is the Saints No.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
At Falcons, Yeah, and Atlanta Falcons running back b Jean
Robinson Sabrina is the person who's at the center all
of this, center of all of this, and he was
on the coverage for a game this week. It was
one of the I think it was the Amazon game.
And in the back and forth, he dropped a bomb

(38:21):
that he got some heat for. And I'll play this
for you first, and then we'll get to his apology
and we'll rate his apology, which is always fun.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
So here's the.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Back and forth that led to all of this.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
They throw it to you.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
In the backfield, made the first one miss Dan leg
three people.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Over in the back yard. That's what we do.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
He's talking about, like he was trying to get away
from people tackling people, these kind of things. And then
he goes, h that's what that's what we do from
the backyard. And the one guy goes, smear the queer.
That's what we used to do, Smear the queer.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
And all that.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
It's fun to watch the other people's reactions slowly on
the panel, it's like there's an immediate laughter from a
bunch of them. Then I think someone are like, I
don't know, should he have said smear the queer?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
What did that entail as far as smear.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Somebody getting tackled in this case? Uh, I didn't know.
I don't think it was a gay thing. I think
it was like, uh, you just it was like, I
mean the game itself. Yeah, yeah, the tackle. I guess
some people are calling it kill the carrier.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
These days, but it's just not catching on it one.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I didn't know it was still around, honestly, but yeah,
he said, smear the queer talking about the kids like
tackle football game kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
It's like a game of tag basically, And he said
this afterwards, Hi, everybody, I want to apologize for the
insensitive comment I made during the broadcast. It was a
football game we used to play as a kid, but
that's not an excuse, says Bjeon. I recognize the mistake,
and I'll make sure to do better in the future.

(40:10):
It was not reflective of my beliefs, and I'm so
sorry to those I offended. Seriously, he said nine points.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Is he declining to apologize, to apologize to the people
he only offended mildly? No?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Oh, yes, it seems so, he says he does. He's
so sorry to those he offended. Seriously. If you are
in the slightly or mostly offended and not the seriously
offended category, he's not really that apologetic, it would seem,
but he said this during the live broadcast. I wasn't
even sure that was a thing anymore.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Are that people?

Speaker 10 (40:44):
No.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I think they've probably like worked that out of the
school system. I don't remember playing anything called Smear the
Queer when I was a kid, but we had like
those field games that were I think similar. I think
we just didn't call it that.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
We had man Hunt. Manhunt was a big one that
we had, and I think that was kind of similar.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Right, we had the same one, but we replaced the
H with the c M. Right right, Thank you so much. Okay,
smear the Queer. I'm just trying to go along with
that theme there, all right, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Sure with tag the let us know what you think.
Send a dispatch over at the News Junkie dot com.
All right, we'd love to hear from you. We got
some of these dispatches coming in, so let's pop one
of these up for now. Here's Concrete mic. God, this
can't be true. Concrete Mike. He's talking about the house

(41:41):
that exploded. The video of the house exploding and here's
his experience.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Happy Day News Jokie crew. So that house explosion was wild.
I have been through three house fires in my life.
Two were a total loss, Jesus and one two of
them don't remember I was a small child, but the
war when I was a teenager, and the only thing
I owned that for that fire was the pair of
shorts I ran out of the house in at two
thirty in the morning after the car slammed into our

(42:07):
gas lines Chata Cross Street. Watch the house burn for
two and a half hours to all the gas burn
out of the lines. But man, I couldn't imagine your
whole house exploding. MAT's ridiculousity.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
What are the odds of having three house fires in
your life.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
And you can't imagine a house exploding?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Dude, you can more than anybody. Two were a total loss, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Man.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Does concrete Mike have a hard time finding roommates?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, you might want to look into your parents too,
if that was when you were growing up, Like, was
one of your parents maybe really eager to collect insurance money?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
What the hell is happening there?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Let's go over to this is the brown pony who
wants to talk to you about your vasectomy? Celand. I
don't know why there's so much vasectomy talking. People are
really interested in talking to you about this. Uh, you
know what, I am not going to play this. I
am I'm going to skip that. You can go look
at it on your own time if you'd like. But
I've just noticed in these transcript there's a couple of

(43:07):
things that we should probably not not really get into.
I think, Arah, here's one more for now.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
This is.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Okay. Here's Shelby with a dispatch for.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Us, Hey junkies, happy day.

Speaker 11 (43:22):
So to preface, I imagine everything in my head in
cartoon form. So I'm a podcast listener.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
Sean.

Speaker 11 (43:29):
I don't know what you were talking about, but yesterday
you had called somebody a potato brain, like you always do.
Every time you call somebody a potato brain, my cartoon
brain thinks of a different type of potato. Sometimes it's
a whole potato. Sometimes they're mashed potatoes.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
That's fine.

Speaker 11 (43:44):
Times you have a twice big potato brain. Sometimes it's
a sweet potato. It cracks me up every time, and
I thank you for that.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
I think all of them work on some level. It's
just to let you know that there's people out there
whose brains are a lot softer than yours.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
It's where the potato has become this euphemism for or
just derogative, like you say, like, oh, you see a
picture that has terrible quality. You're like that on a
potato phone. Why does the potato is getting such a
bad rap?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Potatoes our hardest hit right now.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
They are.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah, they are absolutely taking some shots here. I'm not
sure why, but it gets the job done. I think
we'll get to more of your comments in just a moment.
Send those in over at the newsjunkie dot com. Thank
you Shelby for doing that. I want to tell you
now about a solution that a husband and wife came
up with that made it into an article in Business

(44:39):
Insider this week. But first we have to start at
a different place. Which type of person are you? Are
you show up early to the airport person or show
up at the last possible moment that I can at
the airport person, which are a lot of those two?

Speaker 12 (44:58):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Depends when I have access to the lounge, then I'll
be early. For the most part, I have PRETSA, so
I am a good thirty minutes before No.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Thirty minutes before that's cutting it close. Thirty minutes before
boarding time obviously, yeah me, because otherwise you've been really
cutting to close, so you're you're showing up later, Sea
Lane's showing up earlier.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I love to be at the airport early because I
don't like flying. So the earlier i'm there, the more
I can chill out, have a couple of drinks, relax,
not stress about anything.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
But this story talks about a couple and they were
about to divorce because things were so bad between the
two of them over one issue. And here's the story.
It says, my husband and I have always fought about
when to leave for the airport, so we created a
rule that solved everything. This might work for some of you.
It says for nine years we've been a couple, my

(45:52):
husband and I. We've taken countless flights together. We're a
We've visited family in the Carolinas, Tennessee, Montana, and Maryland.
We've wandered around the Duomo and Florence. We've enjoyed tacos
in tequila in Mexico City, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Now that we look in braggadocious to the start, but
you know, trying to get those word count in. Now
that we live in London, travel is ramped up.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
We're in our late twenties and early thirties, and wedding
season has us flying to the US on a near
monthly basis. Unfortunately, we get in a fight almost every
single time we go to leave for the airport. As
a chronically early person, I hate rushing, and I get
intense anxiety about cutting things too close. I'd rather sit
in an airport for an extra hour than make a
sweaty sprint through the terminal to catch a flight.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I'd rather do what you're saying. My husband, on the
other hand, doesn't like to waste time, and with his demanding,
meeting filled job, he rarely has a moment to spare.
Because of this, and the hours before a flight, I'd
be huffing and puffing around our apartment with bags packed,
and he'd get frustrated I was rushing him.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
He wanted to wait. He's only ever missed one flight
in his life.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
So they said they decided because this was such an
issue between the two of them, that one of them
leaves early and gets to the airport and waits a
couple hours early, and the other one arrives at the
last minute, and they just do their own thing with
their arrival at the airport, and they said, it's worked perfectly.
We have no issues any longer. We just meet at

(47:17):
the gate once we're there. Did she say that he's
missed one flight or no flight? Only one? Only one
flight of his whole life. So he's like, I'm not worried.
He goes, I want to go in at the last minute.
If you're so worried about getting there beforehand, you go
three hours early, and you get there and you enjoy yourself,
and I'll see you at the gate. And now they
do their own thing on the day of the flight.

(47:39):
Although I do feel like if I'm the person who's
there early, I still am going to think that my
partner who I'm waiting to flyway is late. I'm still
gonna be like, oh, are you gonna make it. I'm
still gonna have like a little anxiety.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Well, there should be a stipulation in the rule that says, listen,
if you don't make it on time, I am still
getting on the plane. I'm still going to go to
ex destination. Maybe you can get another flight and meet
me there on your own dime, But like, I am
still getting on this flight and still going to do

(48:13):
whatever you know, in Mexico City and stuff, both.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Of your partners. If you say that, but how would
that go with your actual real life.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Good it would be weird.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Number one, and number two, it's still more expensive because
you're either driving two cars or getting two ride shares. Yeah,
you're like, unlet's wait, I thought you.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Were asking how would it go if if one of
us got on the plane and the other didn't.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Oh, if if I left and she wasn't at the airport.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
After giving that sentence, he zaid was like, Wow, I'm
the head out.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I think I get one of those you know, I
wasn't really being serious, you know, I think I'd get
one of those things where it's like you can't leave
without me. Yeah, but you think, like monetarily, you just
you just said it's going to be two ubers or
two taxis, two whatever. But if one person doesn't, you know,
if one person goes, well, my partner's not here, I'm

(49:08):
not getting on this plane. Now you have two more
tickets to book.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
So and plus you imagine how boiling mad you would
be if after all of this you go separately and
then the person does miss the flight. It's going to
be Divorce City, people are saying this is how people
get divorces.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Dan Over on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
A lot of relationships are busted up by issues like
this is the solution? Everybody doing their own thing, or
does somebody ask the cave? Let us know what you think.
Send a dispatch at thenewsjunkie dot com right now when
we come back. We're gonna geared up for it the
next episode momentarily on the show. We also have this
week in Florida. It's a Friday Baby and the show

(49:50):
rolls on. That's coming up next. In the news Junkie Sabrina,

(50:11):
the time is ticking here. Time is a ticking for you,
and I think you know what I'm talking about. Dick
van Dyke is like right there.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
We had a bet over whether Dick Van Dyke will
make it to one hundred years old.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I said, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
He's still kind of like singing and dancing out there.
He seems like he might make it to one hundred.
And we made a bet on this, and I think
it's very very soon. I don't know if it's today.
I don't think it's today tomorrow. I think is it
tomorrow if he makes if.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
I don't hope that he dies, but tradition holds.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yeah, you pointed out that Betty White, did she not
make it to the next year?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Did she not make it to it was one day.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
No, she didn't make it to the next year, and
a couple of days later it would have been one
hundred birthday. But it was still close enough that they
were printing like magazines like Betty White at one hundred.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah, MANA, you said it, wouldn't it be so funny
if I didn't make it to one hundred.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
He's right there. He's so close.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
He is one hundred.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
But I guess you could be tricked by some of
this stuff because I watch and I see him singing,
I see Dick van Dyke and kicking his legs.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Out, and you see the strings that are holding him on.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
I don't, but I'm not looking real close, so I
don't know if they're there or not. He's getting ready
to turn one hundred years old, and he's been making
the round out there, and he said he feels like
he's so lucky, but will he make it to the
finish line? This man has merely hours to get to
one hundred. We'll see how it goes for us and

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keep an eye on that. Obviously one of my favorite
little tidbits of the day. I wanted to share with
you guys. I'm gonna tell you a name, and you
tell me if you know who this person is. Do
you know the name James Keith? No, it sounds like
a country singer, but it's not. No, no, no, no,

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not as far as I know.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
James is talked about recently.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Right.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
He's he's a guy who does like undercover stings, and
it's like a kind of conservative political stuff that he does.
He's trying to expose people and from a conservative slant,
he goes under cover and then exposes them and releases
the video. The famous one he did was I think

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he dressed up as a pimp and went into planned
parenthood trying to get advice on abortions or something, and
and that went viral years and years ago, and then
he started getting bankrolled by some bigger people on the
right with money because they wanted that kind of content
to keep going. And so he's been out there ever since.
And he does these things where he gets in with

(52:55):
maybe like some person who works at Google and reveals
that they have a left bias or whatever. But he
released this new one, this new video where he does
his sting. And I've told you and I stand by this.
People are done. They're already done with twenty twenty five.
Everybody's phoning it in. We've had the polling people with

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their questions getting just embarrassingly bad. And now we have
even James O'Keefe who is in the middle of this sting.
And here's his big reveal. All right, you see him.
He's at a table with the guy. This is the
mark here that doesn't know he's in the middle of
a sting. And this is James O'Keeffe right here.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
That's the guy that dressed up like a pimp.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
No, no, yeah, this guy here is the guy who
dressed up as a pimp years and years and years ago.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
And when it plays like.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
He's getting old, now he's getting up there. But this
is his disguise, so you know that people are done
with twenty twenty five. If he's only wearing clear glasses,
that's all this guy has on. That's part of the disguise.
But he still reveals himself to this and here he.

Speaker 10 (54:00):
Goes, yeah, well, the thing is is that I actually
am James o'keith.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah, all he had on was clear, you're not that
he didn't have like a wig and like a crazy
costume or he just he looks at the guy with
his clear glasses on and goes the thing is and
takes the clear glasses off.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
I'm James O'Keefe.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Wow, oh wow. This is not the reveal that you
get with say a Chris Hansen coming out during to
Catch a Predator and sitting down where this is.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
This is basically like the idea that they spoofed w
like she's all that where they're like, we're gonna make
you pretty and then they just pull off her ponytail.
You're so hot now? Well, actually I am James O'Keeffe. Yeah,
I know you couldn't tell before. And it looked like
the guy was like, oh my gosh, what do you.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Think you're Clark Kent or something? The glass is truly.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Heided all.

Speaker 10 (55:16):
Yeah, glasses A. Well, the thing is is that I
actually am James o'keeff.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
The guy still doesn't know. Ye, no you're not. No,
I'm not I'm not James O'Keeffe.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Really quick, I am.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
The way that he said, I actually am James O'Keeffe
was in such a way that it sounds like they
had talked about the name James O'Keeffe before. I wonder
if the guy was like, well, you look a lot
like James O'Keeffe.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
It's just some regular ass dude. I think that he's
doing this sting with the grand reveal. What's the sting?
What was the dude doing. That's a good question. Let
me see because I've seen this part so often over
and over and over again here, but he was like
hanging out with this guy and and does the reveal,
and this is a big exposure. Everything is just about

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his clear glasses being taken off. There's nothing about the
actual sting that was going on. The guy is from,
it says here the guy is from. His name is
Jonathan Franklin, a professor from Georgetown University. So for some reason,
he's the guy he's doing some sort of sting on
and then when he reveals things, he just takes off

(56:30):
the clear glasses for the grand reveal that Jonathan still
really didn't believe in that moment.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Let us know what you think.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Send a dispatch over at thenewsjunkie dot com right now.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
I want to get over to some of.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
These details from the University of Michigan and the coach there.
That'll probably be after the next episode and we'll get
further into that and see what's going on right now
here is Handy John who wants to talk about those
way most the weymo in particularly at the beginning of
the show, the guy was hiding out in the back.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
What's up, guys.

Speaker 13 (57:03):
So, my wife and I recently got back from Scott's Staley, Arizona,
where we were taking a quick trip. So we didn't
bother renting a car. We figured we'd uber everywhere. Well
about seventy five percent of the time that we ordered
an Uber Waimo was there, so uh yeah, we took
that a lot. And it's cool because you don't have
to tip the driver or anything. But there is a
selection that you make on the app to open the trunk.
It doesn't just automatically open the trunk. You have to

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select it on the app. So we never used it.
There could have been bodies and all the way moos
that we took, I don't know, but until we went
to the airport, we didn't need to use it. So yeah,
my wife saw it on there and she opened up
the back trunk and we put our suitcases in there
and headed out of town. But yeah, and Sabby se
Lane was great to see you guys at the bike

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drive the other day.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
John more manpower and more bandages.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Oh all right, up, Handy John on account of the
handy part, was there putting bikes together.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Him and I. He's like, I only got a couple of,
you know, minutes, let's try to knock out. We knocked
out three bikes together. Then there was one moment where
like someone's bleeding here and it's not either of us.
Can we figure this out?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
There was just blood randomly. Yes, I feel kind of
bad because I read the email yesterday the Jack sent
out like the kind of recap of all the stuff
going on, you guys, I.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Wasn't gonna know. We didn't mention it, call you out.
I'm surprised you didn't reply.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
All. Jack was thanking everybody who contributed, you know that,
and thanking the people who stuck around and and said
thanks to Sabrina and Ceiling for hanging out after the
show and putting together bikes. And I was like, I
did not put together.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
She was just using it as a way to take
a shot at me. It was like thanks to Sabrina
and Ceiling for the mic drive. Anybody else missing who
who wasn't there immediately afterwards and didn't piece together the bikes?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I read it and I was like I felt kind
of bad, but also it was like I was in
the waiting room and the drugs were kicking in, and
so I was like, that's I didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Then I would have been of little used to the
people putting those bikes together.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I had.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Like these. I think we do a scooter drive next year, too, weird.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Lighter, a little easier to assemble.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
You don't like a scooter?

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Well, James O'Keefe, he in this video, somebody says you
got to keep going because the dude trips when he
runs away, when when they when he like exposes this guy.
This is like a Scooby Doo situation. I didn't see
the rest of him.

Speaker 10 (59:42):
Well yeah, well, the thing is is that I actually
am James O'Keeffe.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Really.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I mean the other thing is I wonder if your
coffee cup has a camera in it, sir, when you've
sat on top of the napkin dispenser, Like, how did
you get this guy who's the worst mark ever, who
didn't realize that this was a sting the whole time. James, Yeah, no,

(01:00:13):
you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
No, I'm not. I'm not James up people, but you're not.
He sees the camera. Really, Yes, the professor's getting out.

Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
You don't know that he's leaving.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Oh he's running now on a video freeze.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Oh hang on, I think it's the actual video itself.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Yeah, so he's running and then a freezing. Did he fall?
Oh he did? Oh he fell on the sidewalk outside.
The guy tumbled.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
This whole situation is so weird. Ye noticed that coffee
cup thing. That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
It's like the worst expose, the worst hiding in plane sight,
the weirdest person to do a sting on, because the
guy seemed like it was like really not at the
center of something very explosive as far as I could tell.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
But there you are. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I did end with him falling on the ground. Thank
you for the information there in chat. All right, let's
see what we got. We could work maybe one more
comment in here on the show. This is a skip
a saying to tips of the news Junkie dot Com, Hey,
sean simple question. So for secret shows, I buy the
audio and video month to month because it's the most

(01:01:32):
expensive way to do it. Why are you doing that
to yourself? It would be cheaper for me to get
it annually, but I love it so much I pay
the most I can. My question is would I have
to pay for the Rose sempaly because I don't have
the actual annual subscription?

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Hope not.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Thanks for the info. Yeah, just upgrade to annual. Don't
worry about like, hey, I'm trying to give more or whatever.
Just upgrade to annual so you'll have access to the
additional stuff there. But everybody will have access to the
Rose video, including those of you, by the way, when
this goes live on Monday, who went to the event
and got the promo codes on the cards or purchase

(01:02:05):
the shirts that were I think last week that we
popped up the remainder of the shirts. You also got
a card with a promo code, So if that was
for you yourself and not a gift or something, you
will be able to on Monday go over to the website.
There's a little button that says apply promo code, and
you'll be able to click that and get in. It's
not up there now, it's not finished. Sea Lanan was

(01:02:28):
working on the trailer, which looks fantastic. You did a
great job on that. That's going to go up. The
whole thing's going to go up, and then the director's
cut will be there for anybody who wants to see
the fully uncut, completely raw event from the roads. So
all of those are on the way momentarily, skippa, thank
you for the email and the support. It's much appreciated.

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There is a situation before we get into what's coming
up on the next episode that played out at a
middle school in the state of Florida. The middle school
had to go on lockdown. Sorry if this is straight
from the pages of This Week in Florida right before
your segment, but the middle school had to go at
a lockdown after an automated weapons detection system. We've talked

(01:03:11):
about these a little bit, like the security cameras are
all set up. If they spot somebody carrying a gun,
it alerts the whole school, and one of them went off,
and the AI said, we've got a student with a
gun here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Code red, code red, and the full lockdown all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
They eventually cleared the school and said there were not
any dangerous moments for any of these people. Here's what
the principal says. A student was walking in the hallway
and they were holding their clarinet, and it falsely believed
that their clarinet, I mean, was a weapon, and that

(01:03:47):
triggered code read in their software. They said, while there
was no threat to campus, I like to ask you
to speak with your student about the dangers of pretending
to have a weapon.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Okay, school, the person holding the clarinet in such a
way that they were making it look like they were
shooting everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Is there a way to do that?

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
I mean if you do, though, all you have to
do is take two more seconds to look and see
that they're holding a clarinet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
If Sabrina comes into the studio right now and she's
like freeze, are either of us Seilane going to be
convinced that she has a gun when she's holding a
clarinet in her hand.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
I don't think's got a gun. Hey put it out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
It's a microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Oh my, oh thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
It was worried for a safety. I don't believe I
would be tripped up by this, but hey, be safe
out there at the school. When we come back the
next episode with Sabrina. What's coming up on the next episode.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
They're coming new on the next episode ode a new
documentary explores the science behind the song's adults absolutely hate
and the ones their children obsess over. Everyone's getting into
their year end round up list. So let's kick it
off with baby plus my funeral plans have a new
addendum thanks to a story from Leslie Nielsen's niece, had

(01:05:07):
that so much more coming up on the next episode.

Speaker 12 (01:05:09):
And that is coming up next on the News Chunkie.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Just one week left, one full week of the show
after today's show, and then that's a wrap for twenty
twenty five. Couldn't be more excited about that. But we're
right here at the finish line. Thank you all for
hanging out with us for the year and spending time
with us, and we hope for a huge year on

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this show in twenty twenty six. But right now, let's
get into it. Let's do the next episode, because.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
There's a lot on TV.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
You can't possibly keep up with all of it, even
though you should, because what else are you gonna talk about?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Oh, don't glad, everybody, don't gret nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Weather's nice.

Speaker 12 (01:06:06):
It's time for the next episode with Sabrina Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Small weed, I hold up.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
The next episode brought to you by that mortgage guide
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vootcoy margage dot com sixty eight years ago, nineteen fifty seven.
This guy right here.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Elvis No, no, no, yay Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
And it was honest day in nineteen fifty seven that
he married his thirteen year old cousin to be exact,
Mira Gail Brown, right before his divorce was finalized from
his second wife.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
The say second cousins, No.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Was this his first cousin, though we do not know.
The scandal nearly ended his career. Nearly ended his career
after a reporter in London found out about her age,
didn't even care about the cousin stuff. The moral outrage
killed his UK tour, pushed his songs off the radio.
Jerry and Mira were together thirteen years until she reached
the ripe old age of twenty six.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
I like how they say the moral outrage as if
it was like over nothing, Like people were so upset, abu.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
We've never what do we do now?

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
My god?

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
This might bring on some more moral outrage, but is
the end of the year, and that means everyone's doing
their their big lists. I'm sure I'm gonna have plenty
more on our last week, but let's just kick it off.
I present to you twenty twenty five.

Speaker 14 (01:08:11):
According to Grinder, the deliciously gay hookup app, which I
did not know had a round up list.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
But away we go, the highest percentage of twinks and
all of the world. Congratulations to Switzerland.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
All right, now, I have a vague idea.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
But that's a first of the list.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
But go ahead. Well, what makes a twink is just
somebody that's really small, looks young.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
They have Yeah, yeah, it's a tall, skinny I feel
like there's like a thin, frail gay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
I think That's how I've always heard it used.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
But I might be wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
I mean, maybe there's different definitions. The gay man who
listened to the show by all means give us the
exact definition, or maybe it depends. Maybe Switzerland has a
different definition, but they have the highest percentage of twinks
the most bears Ireland. Congratulations, Die all right? The best

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beef of the year is Cardi b versus Nicki Minaj.
Gotta be honest. Don't remember that they beefed this year?
Maybe it was in January. Gayest fashion?

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Why does that come up in Grinder?

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
I don't know, because the gays love Nicky and Cardi.
Gayest fashion trend, slutty little glasses. We have the bulge
of the year. Congratulations to bad Bunny. He has showed
his bulge quite a bit. Movie of the Year, k
Pop Demon Hunters Hottest Man of the Year Jonathan Bailey,
also known as Flyer roh Wait, didn't he wicked?

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Wasn't he also People's Guy?

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Sure? Oh yes, you are correct? Gay Dictionary the phrase
on everyone's lips de lulu, which I thought was the
word from twenty twenty four. It's all right, grind her
where I'm still going to read your list. Song of
the Year Abra Kadabra, Lady Gaga, Album of the Year Mayhem,
Lady Gaga, and Mother of the Year You guessed it,

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Lady Congratulations, Daddy the air Pedro Pascal and Mother and
Training Sabrina Carpenter. Speaking of mother's Hilary Swank has apologized
to one mom after snapping at her at an airport
for seemingly taking a picture of her without her permission.
How dare you? This is not just any old mom.

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Jada Buffous was taking her not one, two, no, just
to terminally ill sons through the airports on their Make
a Wish trip.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Ooh god, oh wait there were both her sons.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Yeah, Mason seven, Jack four.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Who terminally ill kids like anti lottery cheeses, ma'am.

Speaker 13 (01:11:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
During the Make a Wish trip at baggage claim, she
was walking next to Hillary Swank and I did a
double take on her because it's Hillary Swank and I'm
a fan. She said she took out her phone because
I got distracted trying to find my Make a Wish
kids and my husband just throw that in there. To
a Daily Mail interview, I just looked and like, you know,

(01:11:28):
I was trying to call my husband. I wasn't taking
a picture. Hillary Swink thought, otherwise, you got what you needed,
she said, as someone else took a video, get what
you came for. Enjoyed that picture, She yelled to the
Make a Wish lady who's she stormed off a little

(01:11:49):
bit and just hurt my feelings because I was starting
my son's Make a Wish trip. So maybe just one
kid's terminally ill, but both kids got to go. We
just don't know what others are going through, and I
was just a stressed mom trying to navigate lax, said
Hillary Swank. She did apologize and reached out and is
hoping that that explanation is enough for her dying son,

(01:12:16):
who is now completed his last trip to Disneyland. Now
we go back in time a little bit. Jack Nicholson,
I don't know why this is coming out now, but
boy did I lol when I saw the headline. He
had a female stalker back in the day, Am I right? Guys, famous,
it happens, and in the early eighties he handled it

(01:12:38):
in a very particular way. Now, Ben Dreyfus, the son
of Jaws star Richard Dreyfus, and a woman named Jeremine Rain.
Jeremine dated Jack Nicholson in the early nineteen eighties. Everyone
caught up. Uh huh. Ben told a crazy story that
happened when they were together, and now he started getting

(01:12:58):
disturbing phone calls.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Woman.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
They weirded him out so much he told everyone in
the house just ignore her. And then one day Jermaine
was at Jack's house when the woman showed up, knocked
on his door, and all of a sudden she ended
up in the living room of the entire house. So
Jack Nicholson said, Jermaine, go call for help. Get to
the other room where the landline is. Call nine one one.

(01:13:24):
When they came back to the room.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
How does she get in? You said, she knocked on
the door and then she was all of a sudden
in the living room.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Maybe they left it unlocked. Either way, it was in
the living room. He calls nine one one comes back
to tell Jack police are on the way. Jack Nicholson
is receiving oral from his stalker. Oh okay, yep, he
lost it obviously. He screamed at what are you doing?
What is wrong with you? Jack's response was, and I quote,

(01:13:51):
she offered me oral sex. I wasn't gonna say no.
He was to say his mom broke up with him,
and we hear the story. That's one way to handle
it right. Another way to handle bought attacks. As we
come back to twenty twenty five, much like this gal
right here, Taylor Swift. A new study has revealed that

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Taylor Swift was the victim of coordinated bought attacks. Been there,
done that right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
What was the last tickets?

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
But that wasn't an attack. It was more just scam.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Like a misinformation campaign kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Wow, big time. They tried to paint Taylor Swift as
a Nazi. Did it work? You told me?

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
The bot creators brand.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Generated the attacks to encourage outrage among real people online.
Spreading the false narrative. Even further came shortly after Taylor
Swift released the latest album, The Life of a Show
Girl or Nazi in October. Study conducted by the behavioral
intelligence platform Gudiya gu Dea examined more than twenty four

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thousand social media posts eighteen thousand accounts across fourteen platforms
between the day of our album's release October fourth and
October eighteenth, and boom bots try to make her a Nazi.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Do you think Taylor Swift is a secret Nazi? Here?

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
It's people are seeing Nazis everywhere ceiling, so it's not okay?

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
But who was the very would she be the very
last person you think is a secret Nazi? I mean
a little bit more up on the list.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
I don't find her to be suspicious.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
In the slightest Is there anybody who you might think
is a Nazi? No bots attached.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
I don't see as many as a lot of other
people seem to see out there. I think it's the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Popular ones item.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
It might be a Nazi not going to meetings or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Unfortunately, Taylor Swift is not a Nazi.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Because she's dead?

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
This was very exciting. I wish that we and by
we I mean mostly me because I've been on a
year long purge project at my house. All the random
things that I've collected throughout the years, either giving them away,
throwing them away.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
How's your trunk looking?

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Watch your mouth and it's looking fine. I have shoes, linens,
a couple of pots and pans.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
There useduld be a lot of random stuff in there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
I have just one more trip to Goodwill, but I
wish it would have been at Game Stops Trade Anything Day,
because good god, we had a time. All right, you
guys hear about this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
No, I didn't hear anything about.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
It earlier this month, and they had trade in so
literally first ever Trade anything Day. Trade in whatever you desired,
and then you get store credit. So customers receive store
credit that depending on what they brought in. Typically, if
you brought in an actual game that could be used

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on a console, then you got solid credits. If you
brought in some of the weirder trade ins, you got
a little bit less, but definitely went viral. I sent
you what I hope is an order of the weirdest
items that we saw at Game Stops Trade Anything Day.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
I might have the wrong thing up here, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Does it start with the the Netflix?

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Yeah, okay, So here we have it. First, congratulations to
the Netflix. At one point was one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
We disc that's ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Oh, I'm sorry, my eyes bedu receiving me as they
say ten thousand dollars. Did someone actually pay ten thousand
dollars at one point for that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
I sure had because that seems like a quite bad deal.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
And then like right under it is five hundred dollars off.
We also had the copy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Of the Declaration of Independence.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Also tie need Jesus wait for.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
It, folded it like that, the Zelda shield.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
And a sword a sword in a shield from Zelda
speed limits sign.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Yeah right, that was all these that I just mentioned.
Five dollars trade card minus this one. Dude, if you
can go back real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Somebody broughtcast mask and Campbell's soup.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
The first one that you skipped over just now. It
was someone trying to trade in their social Security card.
They said, we don't accept everything.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Yeah, get these days you cannot do it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
But we had the gas mask. We had the entire
DVD collection of Friends.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
I think that's VHS, is it really?

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Maybe even more? Those are thick or maybe it's season
one video.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
I can see a logo on them like fill the
whole box. Each of these might have multiples in there
or something. And there's a plastic spoon. Somebody brought it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
I got a five dollar credit, thank you very much.
So we had a bowling ball, which does still run
pretty hot these days. The last two before you go next,
we have a taxidermy goose that mid.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Flight well it's not really nice. As a matter of fact,
it's in rough shape.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
It's a little crusty. And that was one Texas game
stop trade. A full taxidermied bobcat beautiful, I said, dog portraits,
a happy heater, a can of whipass, and non alcohol
excier for the employees. So let's see if they do
this next year and finally on the boob tube before.

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But it sounds fun, I think, So what do they
do with all that crap?

Speaker 10 (01:19:39):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
I want to bid ad to my old funeral plans
because according to Leslie Nielsen's niece, during his funeral, he
had a fart machine at the open casket that anyone
could press. So if you guys could add that to
the addendum. So I want to throw that out there

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and have a great weekend, follow your dreams, watch whatever
you want, including Taylor Swift Airs Tour, the final show
going to be on Disney Plus, and the ninety third
Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade on the CW. And stay with
Me America.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Smokeyed every day. Thank you, Sabrina.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
When we come back, we will do this week in Florida.
It's happening, folks, Buckle up, get ready to go. This
Week in Florida coming up next. Something to us, CHUNKYE.

(01:20:50):
I think Florida is an interesting state. You should be
happy to be a Floridian. It's a great place to live.
All these naysayers could kiss my ass, but I know
that we do have sunshine laws and some other things,
and we are in the headlines for not the best
of reasons sometimes, and that is why we have a
roundup for this sea Lane.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Are you ready to do this? I am already, Sean.
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
I'll try to remember to fade things out this time
and not just leave you with the intro playing over
and over and over. Let's do this Week in Florida.
We're giving you a recap of the most grown worthy
stories in the space.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
It's this Week in Florida. That's right, the weekend is here.
It's time to take a trip around the Sunshine State
and take a look at some of the craziness that
has gone on in the past seven days or so.
And of course, we find ourselves getting deep into Christmas season.
The holiday season is among us, and that means Christmas
parades are happening all around the state of Florida and

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around the country. And we have two Christmas parade stories.
One is very good news. Are they calling them Christmas parades?
Are they all right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Both of them say Christmas parade. We bring in Christmas
back again. But they said a man in a bulletproof
vest was detained by police in Stuart, Florida, after he
appeared to be following This is weird because they said
he appeared to be following a Florida congressman along a
Christmas parade route. Isn't everybody behind the congressman following him.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Just a Rando's having bulletproof vests on seems a little concerned.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Well, he also had a rifle, so they dealt with
him quickly. The unidentified man was detaining question by officers
after exhibiting concerning behavior at the Stuart parade. According to
the Martin County Sheriff's Office, his behavior in appearance prompted
an immediate response from police, who quickly moved in and
detained him before he continued could continue any further along
the route. Congressman Brian Mass attended the parade, and it

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was his own personnel that alerted the Sheriff's department and
Stuart police to the man's alarming behavior. If anybody deserves
a Christmas bonus, mister Mast, Congressman Mast, your personnel deserve
it because they've probably stopped something from happening that would
have been not so savory. Now on the fun end
of things, this was also, I believe in the same parade,

(01:23:12):
because how many Christmas parades are they having in Stewart?

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
What an eventful parade? This is said.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
That's it. It said. It mentions the it mentions the
first story. In the second story, it says the twenty
twenty five Stuart Christmas Parade and I sent you links
to your Gmail Sean, if you could pull this one
up was anything but ordinary on Friday, as festivities were
interrupted by a security scare and a float that sparked
conversation among spectators. I think it's hilarious. All right, let's

(01:23:39):
see if you agree.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
You would think these get approval ahead of time, right Sometimes?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Sometimes?

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Know, is there a point in this video I should
go to. It's it's a it's like nine minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Oh, I didn't see the you know what, maybe just
look up Stuart Christmas float. Okay, I think because you
know the incident with Congressman Master drew headlines. Another moment
captured the attention of paradegoers for a very different reason. Here,
a sponsored by the Philip de Barrard Family Foundation stood
out with a bold jab at bright line called Grandma

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got run over by a bright Line.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Yeah, it says it on the side of this and
it's a bright line where it is Grandma by a
bright line. It says, I mean a kind.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Of hilarious brightline. Could you know take action over using
that logo. It was designed to resemble a bright Line
train car and feature the sign a twist on the
holiday class that Grandma got run over by a reindeer
for those who weren't putting two and two together. The
display sparked mixed reactions, some calling it humorous, others labeling
it insensitive, giving the trains history of fatal accidents. I

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think it's kind of funny. Yeah, I think, come on,
it's not fun. Tell me what you would do in
this situation. I think it's kind of weird. I mean,
I guess it's nice, but it's like a too little,
too late. Governor Ron DeSantis has ordered flags to be
flown at half staff Saturday in honor of this terror
attack that happened at nas and Pensacola. All right, this

(01:25:09):
happened on December sixth of twenty nineteen, so.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Six years ago, anniversary mass.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
I don't know. It seems like maybe they just never
did one in the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
It doesn't say even know if I remember the attack exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
I didn't. But on December sixth and twenty nineteen, three
US Navy sailors were killed and several others injured by
the hands of Saudi military training Mohammed al SHAMRANI I
think I remember a little bit of this. The fatal
victims were Airman Mohammed heightham ends In Joshua Caleb Watson,
and Airman Apprentice Cameron Walters. And so six years later,

(01:25:49):
they're directing the state of Florida and all the government
buildings to fly the flags at half staff. Think if
I were the family, I'd be like, well, I guess, thanks,
what were you?

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
We were just coming to peace with it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
But all right, But I mean, well, if you see
the flags flying at half staff over the weekend, that
would be why it's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
So many people end up dying that whenever the flags
are half staff. I'm just like, yeah, somebody died. I
don't even really is it a holiday or a death? Yeah,
I never questioned. I'm just like, yeah, obviously somebody died here.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
I try. I try to be like, I don't know,
respectful if if I see I would see a police
officer with the with the strap over their badge, which
you know, honoring somebody who was killed in the line
of duty, and I always like want to know, like,
who's that for? What's that about? And one time I
said that they said it's because somebody was killed in
the line of duty, and I was like, all right,

(01:26:42):
I already knew that part. But former NFL star Antonio
Brown is raising some questions right now. As we know,
he found himself in some legal trouble and then he
went peaced out, got out of town, ended up in Dubai.
I believe right. He had an incident involving gunfire outside

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an amateur boxing match, and he spent nearly six months
in Dubai, where he traveled after the incident before being
extradited by US marshals shortly after he arrived in Miami
last month. He pleaded not guilty and was a rain.
He has filed a motion this week to dismiss the
second degree attempted murder charge against him in Miami based
on Florida's stand your ground law. The emotion was filed Monday,

(01:27:28):
but shared with ESPN by his lawyer on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
How many months after the he.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Spent six months in Dubai ran to Dubai after the incident,
even though he was standing his ground right. The motion
red Brown's use of force on May sixteen, twenty twenty five,
was fully justified. Brown reasonably believed that the alleged victim
intended to cause him serious harm. Richard L. Cooper, attorney
for the victim, labeled the defense motion a farcical reimagining

(01:27:56):
of the events that took place over in Lakeland. There
was a count fit money scheme going on, and I know,
I saw, I heard, I've heard of how these things
go down before. Because like when you when you counterfeit
money and you're printing a bunch of counterfeit money, what
you really want to do afterwards is wash it right. Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Did you guys ever have a friend who was like,
I got a genius idea, I'm gonna start counterfeiting money.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
No, I never did, but I think I do think
that there was somebody in my time in high school
who was caught trying to buy pizza with like a
fake five or ten.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
I had some friends who would try to They'd be like, no,
the new printers. I'm telling you, you can't tell the difference.
And they would print them out and then they would
like you said, they put them in like the washing
machine or the dryer.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
That's not what I meant by washing them. I've wunder them, like.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Them in a criminal sense, even though they're both criminals sense.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Yeah, So like the what you do after you print
a bunch of counterfeit money is you need to spend
big bills on little things and get the change and
then now you have you know, phase three as profit Jesus,
and you know, try your best at it. They're really
good at finding counterfeit money, which is what happened with
deputies with Polk County Sheriff's Office. They were investigating reports

(01:29:07):
of counterfeit bills being passed at two local businesses in Lakeland.
In the same shopping plaza, witness said they saw suspect
leaving in a grey SUV. Jean or Jean Armand of
Tampa was identified as the suspect the arrested now. During
an interview with detectives, he claimed he got the counterfeit
bills from his friends, but what was happening was they

(01:29:30):
were giving them the children and telling the kids to
go to the pizza place or go to the Mulberry
Taco bell.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
And it's like the opposite of getting an adult to
go buy a liquor for you. You get a kid to
go wash your money. Yeah, to go cash the fake
money you printed out.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
During an interview with detectives, Armand claimed he got the
counterfeit bills from his friends, twenty five year old Quenis
Stton Langley and twenty four year old Beyonce Bettiici Stutton
in Mulberry Now the according to the mug shots, miss
Beyonce bears a striking resemblance to the real Beyonce out

(01:30:09):
of here. I'm sorry, sorry, I read that wrong. Strikingly
surprising no one. Beyonce Betasy Staddn looks nothing at all
like the famed singer. Deputy said they spotted the gray
key suv and pulled it over. Two children were inside
the vehicle. Those were the children. The one children still
had a counterfeit twenty dollars bill on them for a

(01:30:32):
mulberry taco bell from earlier that day.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Yeah, Beyonce, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
Take a peak, Beyonce. Beyonce right in the middle of there.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
It's a quality dropping.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
That looks like the doll Cynthia I believe, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
It does.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Actually hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Let me see if I can find that Cynth the doll.
It's fairly close to the rug.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
I think the other two adults had four hundred and
one hundred dollars in currency on them ones, fives, and
tens after letting the children spend the fake twenty dollars bills.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Quick comparison other than the you know, the race swap version,
it's very The hair is very similar.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
It's like meon San style.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
But Beyonce not quite, not quite as much of a
looker as the other one.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
I don't think. Well, it's not always smart to door
dash everything you want. A Florida College senior has been
arrested after he ordered fifteen hundred rounds of ammunition to
be sent to his dorm, where authorities later found a
semi automatic rifle that violates university property. Constantine Dimitriades was
arrested on the December third, after a large shipment of

(01:31:45):
ammunition led to the discovery of an AR fifteen rifle
in his dormitory at Rawlins College and Winter Park, a
delivery containing fifteen hundred and nine millimeter ammunition arrived at
the college for the twenty one year old student, prompting
campus officials to investigate. Seems like something you could have
just picked up. But glad you made this mistake, because
that could have turned into something much worse. Any substance

(01:32:08):
or device identified as a weapon, according to Rollins College,
is not permitted in residence halls. An argument in Florida
took a sharp turn on Thursday night when what began
as a verbal disagreement allegedly escalated into flying poultry and
a felony arrest. Investigator say a twenty five year old
Jimisha to Shay Wallace through a piece of chicken directly

(01:32:29):
into another woman's face during an argument, setting off an
even more physical altercation. She was booked into the jail facility,
where she remained on a four thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Bond and ruining food by everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
I mean, I think it was just like raw chicken,
or at least they had a picture in a report
or in the article about that has raw chicken breasts
in a marathon. Deputy's arrested a man on Thursday after
accusing him amusing an umbrella as a weapon during a
dispute that hegan in a home Depot parking lot and

(01:33:02):
ended inside the store. Sixty six year old Ramon Rodriguez
is accused of choking a fifty four year old man
with the umbrella at the home improvement chain store. I
believe somewhere I read it was a thing that escalated
in the self checkout lanes. The victim told deputies he
had pushed a shopping cart into Rodriguez's truck. The confrontation

(01:33:24):
continued inside the store between the self checkout stations. Rodriguez
grabbed an umbrella up on entering the store and used
it to perform a rear naked choke, which is said
here to be a Brazilian jiu jitsu move, which prevented
him from breathing temporarily. Let's see that one's kind of dark.
We could skip that. Uh. The two people were accused

(01:33:45):
this week of let's say, hiding drugs in their person.
The son of a couple in the villages sends to
one hundred and eighty days behind bars for driving a
golf just says driving a golf graving a golf cart drunk.
I think is in more trouble after arriving at the
jail with rugs concealed in his anus. The item smuggled
where marijuana and pills determined to be suber rexcent. A

(01:34:06):
sleep aid it said, gosh, man, it got a little
descriptive dance. A detention deputy entered the cell and found
three packages on the floor. They were covered in still
good and I'm bloody muker, still still good discount. And

(01:34:27):
an Orlando woman who was initially arrested for driving under
the influence with a miner in the car, found herself
in even more trouble after attempting to hide anti anxiety
medication energenical genitals. During the search, deputies found seven and
a half alprazalam, which experts is xanax. She had seven

(01:34:47):
and a half xanax pills in her sock and more
pills wrapped in clear plastic inner genitals. As far as
the two of them, I think she did a better
job of not concealing, but I would rather do her
drugs than his just based on description of how the
things went. A Florida firefighter has been arrested out at

(01:35:09):
Lighthouse Point after video shows him hitting teams with a
bat after a ding dong ditch prank and last of
not leason This week in Florida, a Lusia County man
is fed up with the lack of attention to crime
in his neighborhood, so he said, you know how, I'll
draw attention to other criminal matters. Michael Hudson, Junior, forty three,
of Oak Hill, is accused of using a torch lighter

(01:35:29):
to set fire to a clothing basket in his own truck.
It happened on December eighth, near the base of North Cosway,
a new summer in a beach. He said first that
his truck was stolen, and then later admitting to starting
the fire himself, saying he wanted to draw attention to
other criminal matters, Well, he drew attention to his own.
And that's it for this week in Florida. Thank you,

(01:35:50):
Sea Lane. We have a lot to get into, folks.
We're going to take a quick break when we come back.
I've got clips.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Galore that we need to rip through here today We've
got an update on the the University of Michigan coach
and all that drama he was hooked up in and
connected to big, big updates on the way and some
of the biggest stories of the week, and a whole
lot more, and it's all coming up next on.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
The news Junkie.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
People are always asking about fake news, and I see
so much of it, and I sift through so much
of it every single week. I'll probably try to do
a better job to package this, but I wanted you
to bring a couple of the I wanted to bring
to you a couple of the fake news things that
I've seen over the last couple of days. Here. I
don't know how anybody would be fooled by these, but

(01:36:49):
I want you to know that this one, in particular,
this one is fake. All Right, I'm telling you ahead
of time. This is fake. What I'm about to show you,
lest some of you boomers think it's real. This is
from the courtroom of the Charlie Kirk assassination trial.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
The guy who shot and killed Charlie Kirk has been
in court. I think this was this week the first
time that he had been actually physically in court. And
not on like a zoom or something. And they had
all these military vehicles security everywhere for this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Why do they think he's gonna get shot?

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
I don't know, it's kind of weird. I don't know
that anybody's ever said they were going to kill him
because he killed Charlie Kirk. But he has more security
than I've ever seen in my life ever. And there
was this footage that supposedly came out of the courtroom
of him talking with his attorney. Now, Sabrina and Sealan,
I don't have to tell you guys, this is fake.
You're going to know, but some people, I guess were

(01:37:45):
fooled by this. Let me get play here stand by
the dump button just in case we missed some of
the bad words that did exist in this audio.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:37:56):
She just makes up new every day to entertain her
idiot fan.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
We're talking about Candice Owans, and this is supposed to.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
Be the secret like back and forth.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Yeah, the Charlie Kirk shooter and the attorney talking about
Candice Owans.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Theories of what happened to this case.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
What I literally confessed to it on Discord and to
my parents, And they've found my DNA and the bulltax
and rifle my grandfather gave me.

Speaker 15 (01:38:19):
Do you know how dumb people are? Do you know
how dumb people on the internet are?

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Pretty dumb?

Speaker 15 (01:38:24):
Said the Jews killed Charlie than the French government, then Egyptians.
Now she's saying it was turning points.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
That doesn't even really make any sense.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
Okay, anybody with eyes and ears can tell that this is.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Now dubbed audio.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Uh not ai audio like someone terrible voice, the voice group,
which is not going to last very much longer of
two to three people actually.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
Recorded, Like listen to the voice of the shooter, the
fake voice of the shooter.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
He's actually whispering a little bit at least, and tell
me it's not like something you could hear Adam Sandler doing.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Let's see just kind of jump from thing to things
like that. Our fans are stupid.

Speaker 15 (01:39:04):
They actually think they're going to crack this case.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
But but there's so much evidence against me.

Speaker 15 (01:39:10):
The average Candice Owens fan makes Forrest Gump look like Oppenheimer.
You can use that we have to enter a please insanity.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Yeah, just just for the record, this thing not real.

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
Did they make it a parody or was their intention
to really make it look like fake news.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
I seemed a little bit of both. I saw a
couple of people who seem to take debate on this, but.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
They're not.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
They're not quite as smart as you might imagine people
would be. That is not real. Just for the record,
not real. Same with this for those of you passing
this one around. And I've seen this a couple of
places online. All right, Uh, should be obvious right off
the jump that Trump, as far as I know, has
not been on Jeopardy. But and and if you didn't

(01:39:56):
know from that, and the fact that Trump looks like
ai Jeopardy appearance, his score being sixty nine and twenty
should have gaven right right right was another indicator that
this probably wasn't real.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Video making the round. I'll take our words for one thousand.

Speaker 12 (01:40:12):
Tim Watz, the governor of Minnesota, is also known by
this word.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
What is a retard? That is correct? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Not also not real just for those of you. Sounds
nothing like, uh, what's his nuts? The Jeopardy host guy?

Speaker 12 (01:40:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
Oh man, what's the new guy's name? Shoot?

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
I forgot Ken Ken Jennings, Ken Jennings, that's what it is. Yeah,
doesn't even sound remotely like him very very bad AI
overdub just really rough, but still enough to get a
couple boomers.

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
If there's people that actually believe it's real, which I'm
not discounting, would they believe the real the sentence that is, hey,
this is not real, you know what I'm saying. Like,
if they can believe that, would they believe anyone to
I am the truth?

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
They would think that we were fake telling them that
the fake thing was fake, and that the fake thing
was really. Yeah, you can't get out of it. It's
a twisted situation.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
I mean, some of the fake videos that used to
be pretty believable, I give you didn't really do too
much digging or overly think about it. We're using real
pieces of the show and then kind of cutting them
together where it looks like something went a certain way
and it didn't go. So there was a Wheel of

(01:41:33):
Fortune video that gets shared all the time, and it
was supposed to be an old episode where there was
like the South Park thing like blank IgG e er
and somebody said give me an N and then like
there was some crowd kind of whoa and then Pat say,

(01:41:56):
Jack didn't look too happy, but it was like piece
together their audio from different episodes that made you think
like somebody really did this. On Wheel of Fortune was
like one hundred percent did not happen.

Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
Right, But people will fall for almost anything out there.
It's kind of unbelievable how gullible a lot, especially older
people online, they all believe all of these things. Tips
at the news Junkie dot Com. Garrett emails the show.
Garrett says, Hey, junkies, I have a question because it
happens a lot, and maybe there's an answer that I'm
not just thinking of at the moment. I know you
guys do a lot of jobs while you're broadcasting, but

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when something like a definition earlier it was twink, an
actor's name, or something that effect comes up, you three
seem not to have access to Google genuine question because
I know you have to run the show, but a
quick search wouldn't derail the segment or show regardless, Love
the show and appreciate your work, have a great Friday.
It's incredibly hard, Garrett, to both talk and search for

(01:42:51):
something or even type at the same time. At least
for me, it's hard to keep like a perfect coherent
thought going and also search for something, which is why
I usually ask for somebody else to do it. But
normally that's what happens. I don't know. I mean, on
the twink thing, I think nobody looked it up and
we just moved on to the next thing. But if
I did it, you'd hear me. I'm talking as I
type out whatever I'm googling. I'll be talking as I

(01:43:13):
search it. And I think if you try to speak
in complete sentences and search at the same time, you
run in the same problem.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
We're also just, you know, Derek having a conversation about
something and kind of I don't know, curious about it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:25):
I don't know if Oxford's put in twink official definition
just yet.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
I mean, I don't know. I googled it and there
is a definition here, but at the moment, I was
just like, hey, do you know what it is before
I google it? Because if we just googled everything and
read it and then knew it and didn't talk about it,
what is the show going? What's going to be in
the show? Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
They got a whole ass Wikipedia entry for this, a
whole twink page. It's a gay man with a youthful
appearance and a little to nobody hair and slim to
average physique. Just so you know the opposite of a bear,
if you might and use as a pejorative. My good guy.
Now we know, but now we know there it is
for you. Thank you, Garrett. Appreciate that and appreciate the

(01:44:07):
emails coming in today. If you want to be anonymous
when you send it in an email, that is absolutely permissible.
All you have to do is put that on top
tips at thenewsjunkie dot com. Otherwise I'll probably say your
name of the process. This got three million views on
YouTube and GameStop tweeted this out. Somebody says, is this weird?
All right, it's a GameStop video that they actually posted.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
Is this weird? I have not even seen this yet,
but let's just watch it together and see if it
is weird.

Speaker 16 (01:44:35):
Hey, I'm Riley, and welcome to game Stop. Okay, today,
I'm here to talk about trading your old consoles, games
and accessories to gamestup. Bring them in and we'll assess
the condition, then give you cash or store credit.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
I mean, so far, it's literally just a commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
Also, what monster just trade it in? There's Superintendo original.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
It's it's people trading in stuff. It's the woman who
works at game Stop taking the stuff from them. I mean,
is something weird must happen for this to get three million?

Speaker 16 (01:45:05):
Your old consoles, games and accessories to game Stop. Bring
them in and we'll assess the condition, then give.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
You cash or store credit.

Speaker 16 (01:45:12):
We accept a wide range of video games, consoles and controllers,
including retro We also accept phones, tablets, Apple watches, Apple TVs,
and MacBooks, even some collectibles like PSA graded cards at ambos?

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
What am I missing here?

Speaker 16 (01:45:25):
Thanks for stopping by Game Stops, See you later.

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
That's one thing I can see is they said, am
I too woke? Or is this actually weird? You are
too woke? Because what I mean? What on earth? Three
million views? It's just a commercial?

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
Can you go to the comments? What are they saying?
That's weird?

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
I feel like, Okay, we stole your girl at Best Spot.
So she used to do ads or work for Best
Buy or something.

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Okay, and now and now she does a commercial for
them instead. Okay, okay, this is this is our older video.

Speaker 16 (01:45:58):
I guess today I'm here to talk about the Microsoft
Surface Pro nine with the thirteen inch touchscreen.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
What's okay?

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
So she was a best Buy person. They use the
same exact music, like they tried to make it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
Aft the same commercial.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Well yeah, and they did like the same style and
they got her over at GameStop. That's the context. With
the context, it's not weird. It's just that's not weird.
It's it's just like a commercial. Okay, maybe this this
is the new reality of people in twenty twenty five
where they just go.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
How can I be offended by this?

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
It's the hangers on the last of the woke scolds
who are still like looking for something to be upset
and like, huh, actually hiring this woman and having her
do a GameStop commercial after her doing a best Buy
campaign and it says we stole your girl. I guess
that's over the line. Thirty five million views on that,
So GameStop, congratulations, whatever it was, it absolutely worked for you.

(01:46:55):
But you can give us your thoughts over at thenewsjunkie
dot com. Right now, somebody else sending in a tip
dispatch about how to counterfeit money.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
No, I'm not going to try that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
I'm I'm going to go ahead and not try that
for the moment here, But I appreciate that and that
just shows you we'll take anything. Over here. Here is
somebody else asking for the old person sound from yesterday
to be a drop at some point, we'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
If we could do that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
This is the latest dispatch coming in from Sir Weeps,
and he's talking to you, Sea Lane. Here he goes,
let's see what he says, Sea Lane. You also have
the option to do none of the drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
I don't know what he's talking about. Is he's talking
about the physeectomy? No, no, no, he's talking about In
this week in Florida, there were two different sources of drugs.
And I said that the woman who concealed it in
a sock and wrapped in plastic versus the guy there
was some grossness surrounding his status, right, Yeah, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
I mean, obviously not doing them is an option, but
that's not a fun option. The fun options are the
two ones that are much one as much grosser.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
I would much prefer the option of stuff that has
never been inside a body.

Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
Yeah, I too, I agree with you on that. Actually
a dirty dutchess talking about the GameStop girl. Lets see
what they say.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
The game stop girl is the same actress.

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
People are saying like she's being poached from like AT
and T or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:30):
No, a AT and T girl.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Yeah, the AT and T girl is a different woman
who had her own like controversies or stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
Well, the commercials you played are like internet commercials, right,
yeah it is. I'm not getting a broadcast vibe from those.

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
It's a little lower quality. It's not like as polished
as one will be on TV.

Speaker 1 (01:48:48):
What was the controversy for the AT and T girl.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
The controversy for the AT and T girl, as I recall,
unless I got my my oh sorry, Garrett, I could
have just googled that was was she the one? She
was the one who I think I had big boobs
and then she didn't like everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Like sexualizing her. Yes, but she she did only.

Speaker 2 (01:49:06):
Fans for like fire victims or something.

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
Only Philanthropy, Uh, not the.

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
One I'm talking about. The one I'm talking about did
like Delannavingry.

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
I don't know. She raised five hundred thousand dollars for
sharing flirty photos on only Philanthropy. Philanthropy was an actual
website called what Flirty. Just sounds to me like she
didn't get naked.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
Okay. Yeah, and she's from what commercials AT and T. Hey,
she was the AT and T girl. Okay, I'm confusing
a couple of people, because there's the other one who
was like, I think there's one that's one of one
of the cell phone commercials that was pretty big too,
and that became old thing.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
Then you got the progressive chick flow she always like
gets in the mix somehow get them all mixed up.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Their new one is at the dog park or something.
I don't know if you've seen that ce Lane.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
In the morning, but or maybe I have.

Speaker 3 (01:49:54):
I have to run if I'm not in the living
room to my TV because Carl loses his goddamn mine
every time.

Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
Dog's barking the time, and it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:03):
Plays and it's a great commercial and I think it's fun,
but unfortunately it doesn't plan in my household. And this
morning David Martin was at a Doug shelter and I
also had to run and turn off my TV.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
So we've talked about how like as as AI gets
faster and smarter, that there would probably be options, you know,
to like remove cursing in real time when you're watching
a broadcast, even if it's only like a second behind,
the option to remove dog barks and doorbells could be
real good for pet owners.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
It's funny because if you don't have to deal with it,
it's nothing and you totally forget about it. But if
you have a dog that reacts, boys.

Speaker 3 (01:50:47):
I'm on vacation and I hear it, I'm like Carl's
about to Oh he's not here.

Speaker 1 (01:50:52):
I don't have to deal with it with Lexi. But
so I do forget about it, like you just said.
But when guest dog comes over, dog loses their mind. No, no,
that dog is ripped. God.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
Okay, when we come back, jury duty is on the way.
We'll give you all the updates we were talking about,
including Sharon Moore, the coach for the University of Michigan.
New police dispatch audio has come forward. I'll play that
for you. I'll play some more behind the scenes drama
that's popped up on this and a deputy, a police

(01:51:32):
officer got in trouble for having sex in the courtroom
and he had to come back into the courtroom and
explain himself and oh boy, is it awkward. So we'll
play that for you as well. It's coming up next.
Something to use junk key. I realized if I say

(01:52:03):
it that way, it sounds kind of bad.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
I saw.

Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
I'm trying to back out of that a little bit.
She brought a thing to you that she wants to
do this weekend. I've phrased it wrong. I said, Cordy
has brought a thing to me that she wants to
do to me this weekend. But that that's not so
the thing that she wants to do this weekend that
I said, Oh, I don't know. That seems kind of
weird to me. All Right, I'll tell you what it is,
and you guys tell me if you would, you would

(01:52:27):
do this. They're sending around something to everybody in the
neighborhood because one of my neighbors, who's a physician, is retiring.
I've never seen anybody do this before, but they are
announcing their retirement to the whole neighborhood and they have
put together a sheet and it's like they're selling off

(01:52:49):
all of their.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
Stuff, so physician related stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:52:53):
The doctor is selling off all of their stuff, but
none of it's related to their job, Sabrina. They're selling
off their McLaren there, Picasso paintings, okay, like jewelry and
electronics and everything and what they're they're selling all of
their stuff off. So you're supposed to go to their

(01:53:13):
house and there's like a retirement thing and then everything's
for sale because the person's done working and I guess
wants to collect a little extra money.

Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
Are they just downsize it on a cruise ship and
sale in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:53:25):
Maybe yeah, they might be just saying, like I would
take all the money and get out of here. Jet skis, gold, silver,
all the things you could think of. And Courty's like,
we should go. They have a mister Brainwash painting. If
you remember the bank Seed documentary, Exit through the Gift Shop, all.

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
These things like estate sale kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
But it's it's an estate sale where the guy's not dead.
The guy didn't die, he's he announced he's retiring and
he wants to get rid of all of his stuff,
and she goes.

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
We should go.

Speaker 2 (01:53:56):
We might be able to get some cool stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
It might be able to get some good deals.

Speaker 2 (01:53:59):
And from me, it always feels weird going through people's
stuff like that, you know what I mean, Like, here's
all the things that you've accumulated over your life, and
now here they are with different price tags on them
in your house and I don't like I have held
in a state sale myself after my parents died, and like,

(01:54:19):
just people going through all your stuff is weird and
I even think.

Speaker 3 (01:54:24):
For that, but I that's very strange.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
It it's it seems weird going through people's stuff, and
it also seems weird selling people's stuff after they died.
This guy's not even dying, he's just retiring's and everybody
gets a print out.

Speaker 3 (01:54:39):
I'm just curious why you think at retirement you're going
to buy all the stuff that you just listed off.

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
I'll have to get this now.

Speaker 3 (01:54:47):
He's going to be even more Literally was just text
and coordinated to somebody. I'm telling to say how much
that Jeki's going for.

Speaker 2 (01:54:57):
I'll get it during the break and I'll bring in
a here so you could see. It's like a whole thing,
and it's got this list of stuff this dude has.
It would almost be a humble brag list if he
wasn't trying to get rid of it all because he's retiring.
Could still be.

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
All this stuff or my lifestyle because of my job.
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55:19):
He doesn't live far. He lives in the neighborhood and
he's you'll probably see it, you'll probably get one.

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
To Sabrina, he's given these things out.

Speaker 3 (01:55:26):
There's Saturday or someday.

Speaker 2 (01:55:28):
I don't know. You wouldn't feel weird about going through
this kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
And he's like he's retiring as the dinner of his career.

Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
A blazer and be like, well, it was a little
lower than I thought it'd be soon.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
What sabrinaso is not my favorite one.

Speaker 1 (01:55:41):
I don't like it at all. What Sabrina said about
you not being there for the estate sale is I
think why so many of these companies exist that facilitate
the estate sale for you, But the companies can be
weird about it too. And I don't know if it's
just they have problems with this or what. I went

(01:56:01):
to an estate sale recently and there were multiple signs
up the driveway that say no negotiating negotiations, like you
can't talk no, don't try to talk us down. All
prices are final now. They did have like it makes
me want to negotiate so bad though exactly, they did
have deals going on where like things with certain color

(01:56:23):
tags were thirty percent off, or everything was thirty percent off,
or there was a bunch of stuff that was marked
down because it was the last day of the sale,
but there was still no negotiating. And once you got
in there, you go throughout the whole house, upstairs, downstairs,
kids rooms, there's all kinds of stuff, and there were
signs everywhere that were like warning people that if you

(01:56:47):
steal anything, we're going to press charges. And I was like,
do they have a lot of problems with thefts from
an estate sale?

Speaker 3 (01:56:54):
No, that's the company and that's why there's no negotiations
and that's why everything is extra really expensive. I went
to one of those, and then I went to an
estate sale where it was the kids of the lady
who died. Yeah, and I remember I got these like
really nice set of plates.

Speaker 1 (01:57:13):
I said, sorry about your dead mom, but this is
not worth twelve dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:57:16):
No, it was very like super cheap stuff. I got
this old school projector and they're like, just have it.
And then I went and grabbed this like dish challenge.
He's like that was my great grandmother's and yeah, and
then handed to me and we held hands. She's like,
I know what's going to a good place.

Speaker 2 (01:57:32):
I think the to Sabrina's point earlier, it must be
it must be in the trash game. It must be.
It must be that these people hired a professional, and
the professionals know all the things that can go wrong,
because I've told you guys the story. But I was
in Orlando and I set everything up. My sister was
doing the estate sale, and I was like, all right,

(01:57:53):
I'll be down there, and I put out all the
promotion stuff for it. I posted on every website you
could post in a state sale. My sister goes, it's
your job to get people here, and I go, got
it understood, heard, And I put it out everywhere right
And I was supposed to be there at nine, but
it takes like two and a half hours to get there,
and I was like, I will be a little later

(01:58:13):
than nine. At seven o'clock, my sister called me and
she goes, you have to get here right now. There
are hundreds of people. They're everywhere. Jesus. She's like, I've
got like one person here helping me, but it's overwhelming.

Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
And you did your job there. I got there. I
had promoted it so well.

Speaker 2 (01:58:33):
There were hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people there
even hours later, and you they're all walking through your
house and you're not following them in all of the rooms.
You can't have somebody in every single room. They're just
going through and you hope that they're not stealing stuff
so that it.

Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
Right feel stuff and get the full extent of the law.

Speaker 2 (01:58:53):
That's why you have the security cameras as you have
all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:58:57):
Much like your comment where you see this that says
no negotiation makes you want to negotiate. I saw the
nose feeling sign just stole everything.

Speaker 2 (01:59:08):
I didn't, but I kind of wanted to just got
a one thing please, But they.

Speaker 1 (01:59:12):
Had Okay, one of the things that I like, internally
laughed the hardest at those because they just everything had
a price tag on it, and like I said, everything
was like thirty to forty percent off, even more if
you paid in cash. And uh, one of the things
they had that was marked down wasn't even worth the
price after the markdown. They were trying to sell individually

(01:59:36):
a pair of wired Apple earbuds that would just the
ones that used to just come with the iPhone.

Speaker 2 (01:59:43):
Yeah, the whole drawer of those things, I think I've.

Speaker 1 (01:59:48):
Got too many. What was the price tag you want
to say, like twelve dollars Oh, come on, stupid, stupid way.

Speaker 2 (01:59:55):
I'll let me get the sheet from this guy. All right,
this is the guy who just retired in the neighborhood
and is having.

Speaker 3 (01:59:59):
This whole Okay, everyone's showing up to a good deal.

Speaker 2 (02:00:02):
I'm not telling them where it is, but I'll bring
it in.

Speaker 1 (02:00:05):
It's flashy. I'm warning you ahead of time.

Speaker 3 (02:00:07):
It's all so I think fun game with the three
of us, how much stuff can we steal? And we
present it on Monday.

Speaker 2 (02:00:13):
Rob the doctor, Okay, when we come back, we'll do
jury duty and I'll show you what's going on with
this neighbor that is doing this. So that creeps me out.
That is coming up next something new us chunkie.

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
There's a lot of food here and it's really good.

Speaker 2 (02:00:44):
Oh Jesus, they had a Christmas brunch. I noticed Sabrina
is not cutting herself off.

Speaker 3 (02:00:50):
I threw up on the board.

Speaker 1 (02:00:54):
I just had like my second or third tiny bowl
of shrimp and grips from Tippies. Was really good stuff. Man,
it's hard to stop, it's hard to put it down.

Speaker 2 (02:01:04):
Don't stink it up in there for the other host,
for God's sake, get your food and.

Speaker 3 (02:01:09):
George Jackie's like, I brought lunch, dude.

Speaker 1 (02:01:13):
They had they had this Christmas brunch and Santa and
Missus Claws were there, I guess. But when we got in,
they were like, hey, there's a bunch of leftover food,
you know, some food. We got in and there were
people grabbing food and Missus Claus was like, Oh, this
looks delightful. I'm going to take this back to the
North Pole.

Speaker 3 (02:01:34):
It's going to be a little lady.

Speaker 2 (02:01:36):
Nobody's listening. Okay, between you and I, where's your north Pole?

Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
I'm sorry, but you guys missed or maybe ceiling you
might have seen. But Santa Claus on motorcycle showed up
to the bike drive earlier.

Speaker 1 (02:01:49):
This you've seen this guy before, Sean.

Speaker 3 (02:01:51):
He on the motorcycle and then proceeded to you're gonna
want a video. This little pressed the button and had
a solid fifty second, pregnant fifty second of voice of
him going you know, dasher and dancer, but you better

(02:02:12):
get on your blah blah blah. He's voice and all
of it. And we're like, that's so cool, San, Oh
it's going still all right?

Speaker 1 (02:02:18):
Got it. The Santa people are a particular type they
really are. Yes, But Santa motorcycle is intense, and I mean,
I'm sorry. If this person's listening, you might need to
hear this. Some of the lights on your motorcycle are
not up to code. That is a legal Santa.

Speaker 3 (02:02:36):
Oh blind.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
I don't want I don't want Santa to get it.
It's not that they're blinding. It's that he's got red
and green flashing lights on his little motorcycles. Tree. You
can't have red flashing lights on the road like that.

Speaker 2 (02:02:48):
What was the missus clause that you guys ran into
at iHeartRadio whilst you were gorging on the delicious foods?
There was it a black miss Santa or a white.

Speaker 1 (02:02:58):
It was a white Santa and Missus.

Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
Okay, because I've seen much more, especially this year of
the black Santa.

Speaker 1 (02:03:04):
And then yesterday I saw.

Speaker 2 (02:03:06):
A mis clause as well, which I always love to
watch everybody's reaction to divorce miss clause or miss missus
clause and and oh no, no, no, but whatever. Santa
Claus's wife is broad a black one and everybody was
reacting to this in the same way.

Speaker 1 (02:03:24):
I always see these stories.

Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
Where like half of the people will be like this,
is even better than I was expecting.

Speaker 1 (02:03:29):
And then some of the people.

Speaker 3 (02:03:33):
Colors.

Speaker 2 (02:03:34):
Some people will be like Santa Claus is white. Oh God,
I am here with a full seat just to watch
you folks right now. So anyways, she's getting a that's
a good gig.

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
She got.

Speaker 2 (02:03:48):
You go in, you do Miss clauses work, and then
you get a go package full of Timmy's.

Speaker 3 (02:03:53):
Hell yeah, you makes money this time around. If you
nothing wrong with girl beard?

Speaker 1 (02:03:58):
All right? Am I screwing this? This football coach's name up?

Speaker 2 (02:04:02):
I probably am. I think somebody just told me how
to say it correctly. I don't want to be getting
this wrong. So the coach of the University of Michigan,
and man has this guy had a rough week?

Speaker 3 (02:04:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:04:13):
Hold on, somebody just told me how to say it right.
It's Sharon, Sharon Mark. It looks like Sharon. All right.
Charon is the guy's name. Here's how his week is going.

Speaker 2 (02:04:24):
He's the coach of the Michigan football team, or was
the University of Michigan football coach before all of this.
Just to set the stage, he was making over five
million dollars a year at this gig. He was beloved
by a lot of the people at the school and
fans of the University of Michigan for being a great coach.

(02:04:46):
They really enjoyed him. He'd only been there for a
couple of years. Everything was coming up this guy. They really, really,
really were excited about his future. There next thing, you know,
he got the alert that he was fired, and then
an alert came out that he was arrested and in
jail within twenty four hours, and all of it is

(02:05:06):
beginning to unfold. It looks like the rumors we were
discussing at first may have been right as.

Speaker 3 (02:05:12):
Far as the Stafford affair, because I hear about the
illegal stuff, or maybe I missed it because it was
all about inappropriate relationship with Stafford. But that doesn't get you.

Speaker 2 (02:05:22):
In no, no, no. The rumors that I read on
I think Wednesday or something said that this guy had
an affair going on, that it became something that people
knew around school. I guess they did an investigation at
the school and both him and the assistant said there

(02:05:42):
was nothing going on. But within a couple of weeks
there were problems. Again, this guy's married, he's got kids
in all of that stuff, and he just couldn't stop it,
And so he got obsessed with his mistress. And now
here's the update, and I've got some audio of him
behind bars. Think of a second Michigan football coach. How
do I say it again?

Speaker 1 (02:06:03):
Charon Charon Moore.

Speaker 2 (02:06:04):
Charon Moore charged with home invasion and stalking oh following
his alleged.

Speaker 1 (02:06:10):
Attack at his mistress to his apartment.

Speaker 2 (02:06:13):
The married former coach could face up to six years
behind bars. From making five million dollars a year coaching
of football, being beloved to possibly six years behind bars,
lost your job, lost everything. Moore is accused of breaking
into the home of his executive assistant before grabbing knives
and threatening to hurt himself.

Speaker 1 (02:06:31):
That's what the rumors were.

Speaker 2 (02:06:33):
According to reports, the woman had broken up with her boss,
who has fired for the inappropriate relationship.

Speaker 1 (02:06:38):
Just days prior.

Speaker 2 (02:06:39):
Moore as a married father of three and was making
over five million as Michigan's head coach. His bond has
been set to twenty five thousand dollars and he's been
ordered to wear a GPS tracking device because they're scared
he's going to go back to this young assistant's house
and do something else. And I think this is the
court appearance.

Speaker 8 (02:06:57):
Marched his way into that apartment immediately then proceeded to
a pitcher drawer, grabbed several butter knives, but kitchen scissors,
began to.

Speaker 6 (02:07:09):
Threaten his own life.

Speaker 2 (02:07:11):
Okay, hold on, if was he threatening his life with
butter knives, because that is kitchen scissors can do some damage.
You could hurt yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:07:19):
You could do damage with the kitchen scissors.

Speaker 2 (02:07:22):
If you have a butter knife and you're like, I'm
gonna do it, I might be like, go ahead, give
give that a truck. A butter knife ain't gonna get
through your skin. I don't think unless you're really just
say that you're going there. I think it was going
on for at least a couple of months, if not

(02:07:43):
longer than that. He fell in love with this young girl,
and he had like a beautiful wife and family and everything,
and he just threw it all away.

Speaker 8 (02:07:52):
Myself, I watch my bo is on your hands?

Speaker 1 (02:07:56):
Whoa my life?

Speaker 8 (02:07:59):
Very threatening intimity, terrifying, frank statements and behaviors.

Speaker 6 (02:08:07):
Mister Nor did you state your name?

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
Police Charme Mark?

Speaker 6 (02:08:16):
So you are not to use alcohol, marijuana, or any
other controlled substance that is not prescribed to the damn.
You are not to possess or purchase a firearm or
any other dangerous weapon. You are not to engage in
criminal conduct of any kind whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (02:08:35):
Get some security now leave.

Speaker 6 (02:08:37):
The state of Michigan without permission of the court. Prior
to your relief. You will be placed on a GPS tether.

Speaker 1 (02:08:48):
They don't have original soundturn not be released.

Speaker 6 (02:08:50):
Before that GPS tether is placed upon you.

Speaker 2 (02:08:54):
All right, So he's got GPS, he's got this bond
if he pays it, just twenty five thousand dollars, and
he can't get a gun, or drink or anything or
obviously go anywhere near this young assistant.

Speaker 1 (02:09:05):
Is he allowed to have a butter knife because that
was one of the dangerous weapons in question.

Speaker 2 (02:09:11):
They didn't mention that specifically, Seli, and they did not
get into the details about that.

Speaker 3 (02:09:16):
And to go to that extent. Yeah, yeah, keep an
eye on him.

Speaker 1 (02:09:20):
Yeah, that's the kind of guy if he's going to
do that.

Speaker 2 (02:09:22):
Look, he's got he had a career, he had a marriage,
he had a family. If you're going to blow all
of that up, get the cops at this young girl's house.
Because the idea that he'll go back there is a
real possibility. There are more information here from the reporter
John Bacon on social media. A real guy, not a

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friend of mine, even though he's got a food last
name like most of my friends do. You AM conducted
an internal investigation, interviewing both More and the employee separately.

Speaker 1 (02:09:55):
I presume this summer both said.

Speaker 2 (02:09:58):
Know how and no way anything was happening between them,
which didn't give University of Michigan much to go on,
so they left it not no way, not know how.
Then her account flipped the day before all hell broke lose,
and I hear there's some people saying that she may
have even told his wife as well, and so he

(02:10:18):
got fired. His wife now knows about it, the school
knows about it. ESPN is reporting on it. He goes
to this mistress's house and then a whole big blow
up ensues, and now, to make things even worse in
his life, Kia is in a position where he's behind
bars and will be for at least a while.

Speaker 1 (02:10:38):
Okay, so you mentioned sending people to her house like
she needs to be kept safe because there's a chance
he goes back there.

Speaker 2 (02:10:44):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:10:45):
They ordered him not to consume alcohol or any illegal drugs.
Is that just boiler plate or are we thinking that
maybe part of this spiral had drugs and stuff leading
to it.

Speaker 3 (02:11:00):
That's usually what is part of it.

Speaker 1 (02:11:02):
And to not get contact, I.

Speaker 2 (02:11:04):
Mean it would only make things worse anyhow. But I
would legitimately be worried about this person's life. Yeah, if
he's willing to do it, she probably doesn't want to
be at her own house. No, and now he blew
up everything, He's got nothing to lose. He's just like, well,
I don't I don't want to go to jail for
six years. It could be real bad. So we'll keep
an eye on this. It's the big talk in the

(02:11:25):
sports world, and this show is a big part of
the sports world, and so I just want to let
you know about that, everybody. So there you go, Okay,
thank you everybody. Thank you for all your emails. And
I'll get to one of these when we come back,
because somebody wants to talk about that estate sale thing
I talked about earlier. I've got the sheet from it
for you, Sabrina and Selane, so you guys can see

(02:11:47):
what's going on. I think it's weird and I would
feel a little uncomfortable at this, but I bet, I
bet a lot of people are going to go. I'll
i'll explain what's going on if you if you hadn't
heard about this, to see the whole sheet that was
handed out all around my neighborhood, I'll read it for you.
I'll tell you what's going on that is coming up
next on the new US Chunky. I got this flyer

(02:12:26):
for this event that I think it would be weird.
Courtney really wants to do this, and I think somehow
she's convinced that Sea Lane and Sabrina are also going
to go along for the right here.

Speaker 3 (02:12:38):
We both said we're definitely down to go.

Speaker 1 (02:12:40):
You know, because this is weird. It's strange to me.
This person handled this out all over the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (02:12:47):
They handed out this sign okay and the sign I
don't know if you need to go here or if
you chamber options you let.

Speaker 1 (02:12:54):
Me give me a second. I'll get there.

Speaker 2 (02:12:57):
No, no, no, there's no address on the thing I'm
showing here. It's a physician retires, all right, physician retires authenticated.

Speaker 1 (02:13:06):
So this is legit.

Speaker 2 (02:13:08):
I've never heard of somebody retiring and then selling off
all of their stuff. But it says following a previous
reorganization slash medical center closure, plus a majority of other
valuable collections authenticated, And it says, this doctor that's retiring
in my neighborhood is selling off all of their stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:13:27):
They're retiring and just selling it all.

Speaker 2 (02:13:29):
And I think it would be weird to walk around
this house and just it's almost like being in a
dead person's house after an estate or something.

Speaker 1 (02:13:35):
There we'll go thing like that too.

Speaker 2 (02:13:37):
All right, there you go, all right, physician retires authenticated
and you can see some of the options of stuff
they have. There's a damn there's McClaren. A McLaren gt
is one of the things this guy is selling off.
It says, fine art from Pablo Picasso, Rolex watches, protect
Philip diamonds, Rubies, sapphires, fine handmade silk carpets, all of

(02:14:02):
the things you.

Speaker 3 (02:14:02):
Can ever have, crosscheck everything.

Speaker 2 (02:14:06):
But I mean to say, see if this guy's not
robbing places and selling it afterwards.

Speaker 3 (02:14:10):
Or we're all not gonna be a less of a
kidney after me.

Speaker 1 (02:14:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:14:16):
Maybe it's a pretty attractive thing to reel you.

Speaker 3 (02:14:18):
In with it, Like yeahticated in all caps.

Speaker 2 (02:14:22):
Why not get some tanzanite and a McLaren GT at
this at this sale that's going on here with this
particular physician.

Speaker 1 (02:14:29):
So I ask you, chat folks, would you go to
this or is it weird?

Speaker 2 (02:14:34):
Tam Jam says, that's sus I'm a little suspicious myself.
I think it's seems like a trap. It seems weird,
and it seems like I'm gonna be if it's real
walking through somebody else's stuff, which always makes me feel strange.
I know people retire, that's great. I want you to retire. Awesome.
It sounds to me sealight might be onto somebody. Maybe

(02:14:56):
this guy is retiring, Maybe he's had some shoes and
maybe he's just going to disappear. Maybe he is completely
ready to disappear and he's going to put all this
stuff up and then see you later.

Speaker 4 (02:15:10):
No more.

Speaker 2 (02:15:12):
Somebody says, if you go there, it says authenticated. So
why could why would there be a problem, Well, like,
anybody could just put that if they wanted to.

Speaker 1 (02:15:21):
I've definitely like ordered like music, memorabilia items. It's like
come to a certificate of authenticity. I'm like, it's not
like there's a government body that issues certificates of authenticity
on a signed playbill.

Speaker 2 (02:15:36):
No, the doctor could just be like, I'm authenticating it
because it's my stuff right now, So let us know
how I'm gonna thought of this, if we should steer clear,
but ceiling it Sabrina seems peaked that their interest is
peaked on this one.

Speaker 1 (02:15:52):
Here's the thing. I was thinking something more along the line.
This doesn't sound like an estate sale, like I want
to just show up at a how U and brows
This says call for a reservation. It's his auction.

Speaker 2 (02:16:05):
Yeah, call for reservations. But what does this part mean?
This is what's getting my attention that maybe I'm not
getting across here.

Speaker 3 (02:16:12):
Send nude forced public auction?

Speaker 2 (02:16:17):
Oh what does that mean? Does that mean like legitimately,
maybe this person was disgraced descross? Yeah, what is forced
public auction? Does that mean this person is like drummed
out of the industry and then they have to sell
all this crap.

Speaker 3 (02:16:33):
They are property often seized by the government or paid
taxes or law violations, or for clothes to do debts
like mortgages is sold openly. I has better to recover funds. Wow,
involving agencies like irs that the fire does not scream
involving agencies.

Speaker 1 (02:16:50):
No, what I'm saying at the top is says physician retires.

Speaker 2 (02:16:53):
So you think, oh, this is there's nothing harmful about
this is just a doctor's retiring.

Speaker 3 (02:16:58):
There's a lot of doctors that listen that I'm sure
are up for retirement, or at least someone knows the
physision that retired.

Speaker 2 (02:17:06):
Does it go like this, No, I haven't seen this.

Speaker 3 (02:17:09):
I'm seeing some flags.

Speaker 2 (02:17:11):
Force public auction that seems bad.

Speaker 1 (02:17:13):
If it's a tax lean certificate that has not been
paid off within two years, the holder of the certificate
can apply to force a public auction of the property.

Speaker 2 (02:17:23):
Wow, and so they were going to auction all this
person's stuff off. And then it's even weirder. What if
they're at the auction trying to win back their own
stuff with us. That's going to be uncomfortable, Like, hey, doc,
what's going on? You know, I'm here to try to
buy back my favorite stuff really wanted.

Speaker 3 (02:17:38):
That I can't relyuy it with money, But who would
like blank prescriptions?

Speaker 1 (02:17:43):
We had a roommate back in the day who stopped
paying the bill on his storage unit and my other roommate.
The two of us were like, what if we went
to the auction and just bought all of his stuff?
And then it was like, haha, it's ours now.

Speaker 2 (02:18:02):
Yeah, another person who had a weird week. Let's never
pay rent for a while. So let's go over to Memphis, Tennessee.
What are the audio on this one's going to be
I'm hoping for the best. There is a police officer,
he is no longer a police officer, who was a
Shelby County deputy in Memphis, Tennessee, and he's gotten in

(02:18:23):
trouble because he got caught having sex in a courtroom
while he was on duty. This person may have a
forced public auction in their future as well.

Speaker 1 (02:18:35):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (02:18:37):
But the part about this that interests me was there's
video of him being confronted about all of this, and
I guess they asked him questions. So let's let's watch.
Let's see what happens here.

Speaker 1 (02:18:50):
I just got two questions. Did you engage in oral
sex inside of court? Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:19:01):
Yes, yes, I did not have sexual relations with that woman,
he said I did. I wasn't doing it. Now, I'm
I'm gonna throw a flag on the field here is
it if one person's giving and the other person's receiving.
Aren't both people.

Speaker 3 (02:19:17):
That an engagement?

Speaker 1 (02:19:19):
You're you're still both doing the thing, right, Like it's
like saying, oh, we weren't having sex. I was laying
perfectly still, No, you're still participating in the act.

Speaker 3 (02:19:30):
I propose to you, but we're still fiances together. You know,
you can't just be like, well, I mean, my finger
was there, this guy goes very years answer. I liked yours.

Speaker 2 (02:19:44):
He's like technically your honor. She was giving and I
was receiving something sexual assault?

Speaker 1 (02:19:51):
Did you engage in oral sex inside of court?

Speaker 3 (02:19:55):
She engaged? Were they citizens in the building at the time?

Speaker 1 (02:20:03):
So I can't say my court was down and you
know it was dismissed around the time that my court
was down whatever. So I had completed my tour duty.
It was just we were just waiting to be dismissed
and so and that's like I said, my tour duty
was over and classic one of those classic waiting to

(02:20:25):
be dismissed mop mops.

Speaker 2 (02:20:27):
We had some time to burn.

Speaker 1 (02:20:29):
My tour of duty was over for the.

Speaker 3 (02:20:31):
Day I was sitting. I would have been fine to
sitting there, but she wanted to engage.

Speaker 2 (02:20:37):
Yeah, he almost frames it like, what was I supposed
to do? Say no, it would have been here for
a different reason if I did that. No, I can't,
can't turn that down. I was nearly forced into it,
your honor when he said.

Speaker 7 (02:20:49):
That almost is our courts controlling the hallways. That's not
always happened. That might be what they say, but that's
not always happened. I was always able to respond to
call and need to be responsive. Calling was an eighteen.

Speaker 2 (02:21:03):
Imagine It's like I was still available for my job, right, yeah, right,
I'm sure. Yeah, you're right in the middle of it.
You're right there on the edge. And then somebody goes,
I need help out here. Yeah, that ain't gonna happen, buddy.
I think this guy's toast. In fact, I already know
just to spoil alert you.

Speaker 1 (02:21:22):
He is to thank you if you taking that action,
you're able to respond to a call mentioned, right, I
just got one or two little things here.

Speaker 2 (02:21:30):
He's got to too.

Speaker 1 (02:21:32):
He was in uniform hearing those actions.

Speaker 4 (02:21:35):
Creator, Yes, sir, partially, and you were still on the
plot with Chevy County Church form that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:21:41):
Make motion for the service, catch second.

Speaker 1 (02:21:46):
There goes this job. We have a motion and a
second on the floor, and so they're trying to see
if he's going to be decertified as a police officer.

Speaker 7 (02:21:53):
Discussion a favor, say any opposed?

Speaker 3 (02:22:00):
Uh me.

Speaker 2 (02:22:04):
And I see you later, buddy, no longer a cop,
just like that, And he tried his best to pin
it off on the woman who was engaging in this
with it. It's not a thing where you can have
an attorney. I don't think it's just for your job.
So like he was supposed to go there and stand
before the board. It's the way they certify officers in

(02:22:25):
this particular county, I'm guessing Shelby County. So you there's
a something called the Tennessee Peace Officers Standing and Training
Standards and Training Commission, and they can decertify police officers
when they do something wrong. That sounds like a pretty
good idea. Can we do that everywhere else? I mean,
I'm sure this is happening in other counties too, but

(02:22:47):
that's what it was. There was some complaints about this,
and they have this board that decides whether or not
the cops can keep their jobs, and that this informal hearing.
They decided he was going to be deserted decertified for
having oral sex in a courtroom while he was on duty,
even though he tried to.

Speaker 1 (02:23:03):
Blame it on the woman.

Speaker 2 (02:23:05):
Let us know what you think send a dispatch over
at thenewschunkie dot com. This is from Phil who says, Hey, junkies,
I too went to an estate sale that was done
by a private company. Was extremely overpriced stuff and there
were signs everywhere saying no negotiations on price. And on
the other side, I went to a few that were
privately ran by the child of the deceased, and when
I walked up there, they had to be a large

(02:23:26):
trash bag and said for twenty dollars, you can take this,
and whatever you fit in here you could take with you.
Oh God, that's so much more sad that way. Thank
you for the email tips of the newsjunkie dot com.
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(02:23:49):
you like, over at thenewschunkie dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:23:53):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (02:23:54):
Final dispatches stories that didn't make the cut and Taylor
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Speaker 1 (02:24:54):
And I really think you're gonna like it. You haven't
seen it.

Speaker 2 (02:24:56):
It'll make you laugh for sure. All right, let's do
some of the final things here today. I thought this
was gonna be in this week in Florida. Honestly, it
might have not made the cut on that one, But
there was this woman who was arrested in Marion County,
and she taunted the deputies did not see this after

(02:25:19):
they arrested her. This lady, she looks. She looks kind
of wet in the booking photo. I'm not sure why
she's glistening so much, but she looks a little. She
went fast before all of this, and her quote was,
y'all need faster cars. A Kia driver taunted deputies after

(02:25:40):
one hundred and twelve mile per hour chase and with
ja deputies they said, here's the story. Marion County deputies
arrested a woman after she was clock going more than
one hundred miles per hour, but not before she had
a few words about their vehicles. Courtney Fraser was driving
one hundred twelve miles per hour, which has a fifty
mile per hour speed limit. They initiated a traffic but

(02:26:00):
she kept going. After some time, they lost sight of
her cave Kia K five, but a radio call from
dispatch let them know where the heavily damaged car had
been spotted at a bar of places near Silver Spring Shores,
just a few yards away from where they lost sight
of it. It crashed into a steel storage container there.

(02:26:21):
She had words for the attorneys who approached her. I
was leaving your ass as she said, y'all need faster cars.

Speaker 1 (02:26:28):
I was leaving y'all that.

Speaker 2 (02:26:30):
She said she thought she was being chased because of
her window tent. They said, no, you were going over
one hundred miles an hour, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (02:26:36):
That's what this was all about.

Speaker 3 (02:26:38):
Actually, why don't you say nothing?

Speaker 2 (02:26:40):
She said, you got to get faster cars. This is
really sad and pathetic. I mean, she did outrun them.
She did for a while the while they didn't know
where it was if it wasn't for the dispatch saying hey,
here's where this lady is. Another video making the rounds
is some doorbell footage of a door dash driver. They
said it shows her sprang an unknown substance on somebody's food.

(02:27:00):
Let's take a look here that yeah, morning, They believe
it's pepper spread. She's taking a picture. Now she's spraying
her pepper spent.

Speaker 1 (02:27:14):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (02:27:17):
What sucks for DoorDash is you hire so many people.
There's bound to be people like this, and then it
makes it looks bad.

Speaker 1 (02:27:23):
The same thing with Uber back when you know Uber
went worldwide little by little and then you have like
you know, one sexual assault. And it's like uber driver
uber driver. When you say taxi driver, taxi is not
a brand, but uber driver, you know, makes people think
twice about using the service when when the company is
that big, you know, the more people you employ, the

(02:27:46):
contract or not.

Speaker 3 (02:27:47):
The person who was caught, like, how much did you
do to other people's food? Because from what I understood
it was all over a bad tip. Yeah, what she
deemed a bad tip.

Speaker 1 (02:27:56):
That's what I assumed it was. I didn't read the story.

Speaker 3 (02:27:58):
Also, the person who's it was the neighbors one who
posted on TikTok, And when she said do you want
like a lot of people has gone viral, do you
want to talk about She's like, I only want to
talk to the news. M So he only talked to
the news about it. He wanted to go food.

Speaker 2 (02:28:18):
Was mazed when Mark Cardon's wife began eating the order.
He told Inside Edition, she started coughing and gasping to
the point of throwing up, and I noticed there was
something sprayed on the bag. And then they looked at
the doorbell footage after that and finally here before we
get to our final dispatch, or so Steven Spielberg's new movie.
They've begun teasing this with mystery billboards all over the place.

Speaker 1 (02:28:41):
I thought the last one was supposed to be the
last one, or was that just the last one he
did with John Williams. This is a new film.

Speaker 2 (02:28:50):
The headlines say stuff like this, does Steven Spielberg's new
film star real aliens? Big if true? If that was
the case, they said that this this new film is
coming out from Steven Spielberg, and it's like all very secretive.

Speaker 1 (02:29:04):
It says all will be disclosed.

Speaker 2 (02:29:08):
It's an as yet unofficially untitled film about UFOs.

Speaker 1 (02:29:13):
It's secretive, it's new. They don't know what the hell's
going on.

Speaker 2 (02:29:18):
But he's putting this out there, and they're saying that
there could be real aliens in Steven Spielberg's movie. I
seriously doubt it. But let's see Final Dispatches. He's on
the Final Dispatches, but Sean will probably only ta let's
see what we got here. Not a lot of time, really,
only time for one. Let me refresh to get the

(02:29:39):
latest and see who's is gonna make the cuts.

Speaker 1 (02:29:42):
Here's to I'll go over to big Fish talking about
the estate sale.

Speaker 5 (02:29:54):
This is completely normal. I saw an eBay, and I
source most of my stuff from the state sales. That
kind of verbiage and wording I see in ads all
the time for the estates hells that I go to.
Nothing sus about it, my friends.

Speaker 2 (02:30:09):
Well, the part where it says like legally required or
whatever was kind of sus if I'm honest. But here
is s Wheeler.

Speaker 17 (02:30:17):
Talking about these state sales said one of let me
buy trash bag for twenty dollars and fill it up, Sean.
Maybe your neighbor, the retirement doctor guy, maybe he's doing
the same thing, going that route. He buy twenty trash backs,
cut down the side, cut down the bottom.

Speaker 1 (02:30:37):
I'll get it very flat, wrap them.

Speaker 17 (02:30:39):
Right around that, McLaren.

Speaker 2 (02:30:40):
There you go.

Speaker 17 (02:30:41):
Four hundred dollars McLaren the trash bags.

Speaker 1 (02:30:45):
Thank you, Sean. I appreciate you. Friend. Hope all's going
well with your place in Jamaica.

Speaker 2 (02:30:49):
There, buddy, there he is. Let's get the hell out
of here. Here we go, let's do Oh no, we're fine,
let's do today. I lerb The following information may make
you feel smarter, but will not actually will increase your IQ.
So don't get cocky.

Speaker 3 (02:31:03):
Now it's done.

Speaker 1 (02:31:04):
What we come.

Speaker 2 (02:31:05):
Today one more week fulks, Yes, no I didn't. I've
got it digitally in front of me. Today learn for
a Friday, December twelfth, twenty twenty five. Today learned this
establishment right here. I've been told this is a song
they used in a commercial campaign. I don't remember a chicken.

Speaker 1 (02:31:23):
Damn, there's tightersfy. Kentucky Fried Chicken is indeed correct. I've
never heard of that in my life.

Speaker 2 (02:31:31):
Colonel Sanders original restaurant in Corbin, Kentucky, aka the birthplace
of Kentucky Fried Chicken, was carefully restored and placed on
the National Register of Historical Places. It will be as
if you are going into the original place in the
nineteen forties. If you want to go on a vacation
to Corbin, Kentucky, will have nineteen forties prices.

Speaker 3 (02:31:54):
Maybe about sitting arrangements.

Speaker 1 (02:31:56):
They do have a dining room. They do have and
you get it for ever. Separate water fountains.

Speaker 2 (02:32:02):
I don't know, but that would be unfortunately, that would
be bad. And uh well, that's gonna have to do it.
Let's skip around to the end here to wrap it
up for this lovely day ceiling. This wasn't my idea
this was your idea, just for the record, because I
was like, what songs we used to get out of
here today?

Speaker 1 (02:32:19):
Learn this band?

Speaker 3 (02:32:23):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:32:23):
Stone semperate pilot pilots is correct? Yeah, I mean this
is not me sending a message to you. I I
wouldn't do that. I think you're as every bit of
a man as you were. Messed up, it's really messed up.

Speaker 2 (02:32:36):
Lincoln Park lead singer Chester Chester Bennington was a huge
fan of The Stone Double Violots often dreamed of joining
the band, And then he got to join the band one.

Speaker 1 (02:32:43):
Day, and then what else happened then?

Speaker 2 (02:32:45):
And then I don't I lost track, lost track of
what happened after that. Thank you so much for hagging
out with us. We do appreciate it. We're back on Monday,
same time, same place. Miss any of the show. Get
the podcast at thenews junkie dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:32:56):
We'll see you next time. Everybodystus University

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