August 18, 2025 • 29 mins
Oh, let’s count the ways that Lala and Easton are turning into their parents! And then let’s hear how YOU are all doing the same! Plus, Lessons from Ms. Rachel!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome to another episode.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh we're taking over TT.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You were on your phone and I was ready for action.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Okay, welcome to the bonus episode and we give them
a podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We're back.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I am so excited about this episode because there are
so many times that I do something and I go,
oh my.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
God, I'm my mom.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah. No, it's not going well for me.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Because you become mom or dad.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
That's a sad one. I don't know how I if
I am becoming dad. I don't see anything anymore, you know,
And I was twenty five when you passed, So it's
like telling things.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
There are things you do that remind me of dad.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Will you point them out from now on?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Of course I will.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, Yeah, but no, I here's the thing your dad
and I am mom.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
That has been it from birth. You are more like Dad.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I am more like constantly riddled with stre riddled with stress, overthinks,
very like particular of like how things are set up.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
You like things organized, you know, even like I open
your thing because I needed to clean my ears when
I was just in your bathroom chatting with you, and
I was like, oh and I open it and I'm like,
this is fucking dad's drawer set perfectly.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Then I go into Lisa's room.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You open it and there's just shit everywhere, and I'm like, ah,
this is me home.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, so that much more comfortable digging.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I love a good dig for something good. Then when
you dig, you're like, oh my god, I forgot I
got that. Now. I don't like digging. It's just who
I am, and there's no change in it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It's oh, I love me.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Like an organizing uh box, like from Amazon where all
of like the acrylic boxes come out and they're like
tiny ones, bigger ones, huge ones to just organize, organize.
I came up the other day and got into our
medicine slash by product cabinet and there's like an I've
(02:00):
made sure it stays perfect. I always put everything back in,
Like mom's contacts. The box of contacts are just like
sitting on a shelf in front of all the adult medications.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And I'm like, what the.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Fuck is this?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
She goes Lisa, can we try and keep the medicine
cabinet clean?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Please just show me. I showed her.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Trust me. I went up there and I said, do
you see this?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
See the shelf right here, this is where your box belongs.
That's why there there's nothing here because the box was
there where I put it, and then you removed it
and it still has a place to Nothing's going to
be there. You won't know why because I designated it
to your contacts.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm also mom. I leave my shoes around now.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh my biggest pet peeve. You just take them off
in the.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Middle of the floor walking high traffic areas so that
someone's just ready to break their face at every good
given moment.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Can I tell you what mine is?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, when Ocean talks back to me and she asks
me why I tell her to do something or why
she can't, and I go, because I'm the mom and
you're the child, I hate that. I hate it too,
but it stopped myself. I was like, oh no, that's
how I grew up. My mom told me that, and
I hated it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
But Lisa did it in such a shitty way.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You really are chatting on Lisa today.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's because she's so great, and it's just because I
have to. But when you when we'd ask her to
do something or like we didn't and.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
She'd go, well, that's so cute. I'm the mom and
you're the kid.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, you're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, get the high pitch voice.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I want to know why, because I'm the mom and
you're the kid. Isn't that so fun? So like when
I say something it goes, isn't it so great?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
And it's like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
God, you can't even rebottle this.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, it's like the only thing I can do is
beat your ass and I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No, you can't do that, So I guess I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
So Iileen means underscore lights. I cackled when I read this,
and then I realized I misread it, but it said
I called my kids.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Boch, but it was actually by each be why It's
just it was one word, so I thought she called
her kids boch and maybe like her mom used to
call her piace.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I was like, damn, I like this one. I call
my kids by each of their sibs names.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Accidentally, first said I would never do it, but you.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Know when you go through the lineup, Dad used to
do that.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Laurenson, I mean door, damn it, Lily, it's like, oh,
we're trying to do the dog's attention.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You do that?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, I do it all the time. That's just being
a parent. I feel I'm not gonna judge that. I'm
not gonna judge her at all.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
But I do that, and that is is that? Just
do you inherit that from your parents? Just calling out
wrong names?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Probably, I would say.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
So because I've been called Pablo before. Oh yeah, we've
all okay, very different, but glad we're in the same bow.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
At least compare humans to humans.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, call me not Pablo.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
No nor a German. Wow, I can barely read today.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
It's been a long couple of it's been a long
couple of days.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I can even speak my legs.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Did Germans eighty six?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yelling at my kids and husband to turn off the
lights behind them because it's wasting electricity.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
This feels like I'm watching the commercial that.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, and mom used to do that East End, turn
off the lights unless you own the electric company? Yeah,
do you own the electric company? No, then turn off
the lights. That's what they today. Okay, fuck forgot.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
And I feel the same way when I'm at home,
I'm like, turn off the lights.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No one's in here, why are we doing this?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, you have kids now, and it's truly annoying.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Like Dad with the thermostad was the most annoying thing
in the world. Like I would crank it to lay
on the heater then and I would hear him come
in and I'd see him over there adjusting it, and
I'm like, stop doing that.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Taught in here, Yeah, I want it. It's hot in.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Here, because it's freezing out there.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
It's the point if I wanted to be cold, i'd
go outside.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Are we you guys, do we even touch the thermostat anymore?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No? Because I keep it pretty.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's at a great level. Mind.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It's easy in California because the temperature doesn't change.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Really, it's like Groundhog's Day.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You've got beautiful weather every day.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, for real.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
God, it's so great move to a place that skips
the shitty seasons.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But you do start missing, like having seasons where you're like, oh,
time has passed. When you're in La or in southern California,
you just wake up and it's your wrinkles that have
let you know that time has passed.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, and that beautiful is pressing. No, I hate watching seasons.
Go Ba makes it too real. It's like spring and
summer in Utah and then it's like, oh, winter's coming.
Now we're back to it. I like waking up in
the Groundhog's Day. I'm still twenty nine. We say, that's
(07:07):
what I feel.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It doesn't move here, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And then you look in the mirror and you're like, oh,
I'm old. But right now time is fast.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I know.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Chrissy underscore spore Makers. I recently asked some teens if
they were tired. They said no, so I told them
to stop dragging their feet.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh no, God. And her profile picture is pretty young.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I love her. She worked out of school. I hope
I'm taking that to me. I'm taking that to Gigi.
Are you tired? No? Pick up your feet, guys.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
She stepped on a napkin at dinner, tracks it out
of the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Thank god it wasn't toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
And her mom, Claudia, is helping her and like she's
stepping on it and like Lisa's not even moving her foot,
She's like barely sliding it, and I kind of I go, Lisa,
you gotta pick up your damn foot.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Everyone was looking at her like.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
She was like trying to get it out from under
my mom's.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Claudia was a second away from picking up Lisa's foot
and ripping it off, and so.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Is I pick up your feet, Lisa. Why do people
do that, not pick up their feet?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, like Mom will literally be just shuffling around.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I don't know how she has bottoms of shoes.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
At the end of the kick steal, you guys, they
could have easily been avoided.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
She always moved her feet.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
She constantly has a band aid on her lower legs because.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
She I'm gonna pass out.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
She walks into the dishwasher, She walks into the lawn
chairs outside.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Doesn't walk, she glides.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
She slides into them and then bleeds.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm gonna pass out.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'm not joking because I'm picturing it. She constantly comes
out bleeding. I'm leaning again, and I'm like, I can't
handle this. I feel nauseous.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I'm not good with blood, not equipped for this life.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And I can I start feeling when I'm about to
go down.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh yeah, your vision starts to sink.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
The other day, you guys, Brock was taking the girl's
miniature golfing and he needed a car seat for ocean.
So I open the door out to the garage to
see if it's in there, and one of my legs
is out, one of my feet or whatever, and I check.
I go to come back in, but the girls are
like right behind me, so I can't get my foot
in quick enough and there's like this metal thing under
(09:35):
the door and it just slides right over my toes.
When I tell you, it just like from the cuticle
down to.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Like the knuckle. Your god, it was disgusting.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I passed out the house, like are you good. I
was just like laying in the middle of the floor
and I like put my foot up to him.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I was like, deal with it, deal with it. I'm
going down. I'm going down because you're already down.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I was like, no, like, I'm not going to be
coherent in five seconds. Yeah, And he's like, I it's
not that bad, mate, it's just a little bloody.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I'm like, oh, we're gone.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And then he goes, how did you give birth?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I didn't hear him say that.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I was blacked out, goner, and I laid there for
good thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Oh yeah, why thirty you were an hour you were
laying there.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I do remember coming to you for a second and
Ocean runs and she's like, by mom, I'm gone. She
bends shees are you okay? I'm really worried about you.
By the time I could get yes out, she was gone.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
There's things to be done.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Things to be done.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
We got to get to put putt Gloria Catherine XO XO.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
When I leave all the motherfucking.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Kitchen cabinets open, she put MF But I'm using mother effing.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
That's so her mom, that's so my mom.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
She forgets to close the fridge.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I don't like it. I don't what is so hard
about open shut? We learn it on Miss Rachel. Oh
beIN shut and oh beIN shut.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Mom leaves it at the opin and then she FROs over.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Then the song ends and she forgets to shut.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I do it too here and there, so I can't
fucking say shit on Lisa, it sucks, and it sucks
as you catch.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
It, and you're like the station clean And can I
tell you another one that's so fucking annoying?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Tell me get two knives. Get two knives. Get two knives.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
If you're gonna use butter, peanut butter and jelly, get.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Three one one knife does not belong at all.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Three My biggest pet peeve using the anything she uses
is going into the jelly and seeing peanut butter on
the top of it, because she has gone from the
peanut butter to the jelly.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Other thing.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I'll use one knife, peanut butter, peanut butter, one one slice.
When I go to the fresh slice, I clean the
knife and then on the fresh on the front.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yes, and then I go into the jelly.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Thank you. What is for the love of God?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Can I tell you what this bitch asked me the
other day? We made corn on the cob. She gets the.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Butter dish out the butter dish.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
God.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, so now the butter has corn on the cob.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
All she puts it back.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
She puts it back, and I don't say anything because
I picked my battles. That's what I've been doing. I've
been picking my battles for the last couple of years.
I'm just flying under the radar. Don't look at me,
don't talk about me. I don't want the smoke.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
All right, We're going through a healing process, dude. She
looks at me. She just did you throw out the butter?
This looks new? Did you throw out the butter with
the corn on the cob?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
And I go, yeah, yes, it had corn and weird
on it.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Well, we're having corn on the cob again, so I
was just going to use the butter.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh my god, I'm surprised she didn't say.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Hey, my knife, what you.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Need and maneuver it around the cob. Do not take
the whole cob and place it on the butter.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I feel like you should know this at sixty four.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
If we were having corn on the cob for you know,
three times a day, every day, then yeah, we can
have a butter station from the cob.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Oh my jeez.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
But when we have corn on the cob once every year,
we don't need to save the butter.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Shit.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I saw the butter too, and I was like, I'm
gonna make toast. I saw that butter and I said,
I'm not making toast, and in.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
True fashion, in true Lisa fashion, Easton decided to do nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Leave it for someone else.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
You're fucking kidding me. You saw it that way and thought, oh,
I'm just not gonna do anything.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
How dare you.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Stop my house?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
When someone asks when someone asks me, pure, what have
you been up to? How do I feel like I've
been up to nothing? But I'm utterly exhausted. Every day,
I don't have a minute.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
What have I been up to?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Cleaning shit, cleaning a corn on the cob, butter, teaching
people that are grown to not use the same night.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Bing shut. All right, so maybe we need to play
Miss Rachel for.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Mom Ella Myers.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
You would think she would sit down and just watch
it when I ask her to watch Sosa.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
By the way, where are you when Sosa? Why are
you not consuming Miss Rachel?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
If you're not there watching Sosa, I'm s are you
just camping her in front of is Miss Rachel watch just.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Because she got a dragger? Again? Sorry? Lisa, you really
are a beautiful.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Soul, beautiful human.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
When you leave, yeah, right, when you walk out that door,
you think that Jeej is with her?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Nah, I get that phone call. I need help?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
All right, I come over and it is can you
watch her for five minutes while I do this?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Five ten thirty an hour? Are you done? No? She's
yapping away. It's like, okay, so I'm rotch it. Yeah yeah.
So it's like she just leaves and then she has
the audacity to go I've.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Been watching the baby all day and it's like fuck.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
When I had her. She was even over at my house.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Ella Meyers thirty two. I know I'm turning into my
mom when I never think anything is clean enough. Mate,
she's just there with chlorox wipes removing the finish off
of every surface.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Sounds like maybe you should call somebody.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Like she's like cleaning the marble. She's like, is that
the marble? Or there's not a fucking thing you need?
All one colored countertop.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
By the way, I love how clean she is.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I could go and just eat off of this woman's floor,
and I like that because the amount of food that
is dropped on the floor that goes to waste and
the state of the world.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I don't like when food goes to waste.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I do like having dogs because if I do drop something,
I'm like, all right, come here you a little living
vacuum hoover. That's gonna be my next dog's name, a
big fat piple named Hoover.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Oh why did I get stung by a fucking wasp?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
After here? Your podcast about what if she radioactive? Has
nothing to do with what we're talking about, But now it.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Has to be said, we need to keep tabs. Is
she has to be active? Did you get stung.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Well, let's count that was the last week.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I would think if she got stung right after listening
to it, if she listened to it on time, she
wouldn't be able to write this message to me today.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
So I like to think she's in the clear.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh, or she's in the hospital. Lays the up, typing
oh no.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
True Blue True Blue fan Aaron underscore, Sorenson underscore. My
mom had a terrifying mad voice, which now when I
am mad at my kids, I hear her.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, I bet that is just a trip.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Because I have to play mom and also dad at
our house. I sometimes get that look like when Gigi's
kind of like disciplining Ocean and I hear Ocean kind
of talk back. I have to tap been too dad mode,
and I get my eyes big like that, you know how, Dad,
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you should do it?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yes, I have to do that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You wouldn't even say anything, You just look at me
like that.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah, and I would just wat, I'd lease a shuffle
on over, don't hurt me.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, I have to do that. That's how I know
that I'm Dad.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, and you just disciplined me in like the softest voice,
But like, why.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Do it again? Do it again, and I promise you
it's going to be a lot worse than right now.
Oh god, let's not have that. Won't do it again?
So good?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Uh, lindsay cecil one.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I knew I became my mother when I told my
child what you want and what you get.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Are two different things. That's kind of a common one.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It's kind of like dinner, you know, like after I've
been over the stovetop making a fantastic meal for my daughter,
you know, maybe a little top ramen that I drained
and I put into a frying pan with some veggies,
and then she tells me I don't want that. By d'atthew,
(18:21):
I asked if you were hungry, and this is what
you're getting, let me tell.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You I'm back. I don't want that. There are children
starving all over the world. You eat it. Argue with that.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Can I tell you what made me really happy? On
Instagram the other day? Apparently gentle parenting is making its
way out and f a FO is working its way in,
which is fuck around and find out parenting parenting style
I can get behind.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It was this woman who.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
She had tried the gentle parenting, She had tried the
not gentle parenting, whatever parenting styles were trending. She had
tried with her tween to just shy of a teenager
and they were camping and he was spraying her over
and over again with a squirt gun, and she repeatedly
asked him to stop.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
He then continues.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
She said, if you don't stop, there's going to be
a repercussion.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Told him to stop. He didn't. Second chances.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I'm telling you to stop, and I'm letting you know
if you continue, there's a repercussion.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
He did it a third.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Time, so the mother stood up, picked him up, fully clothed,
and threw him into the lake.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
He stopped spraying her after that.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, I guarantee you did.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
And guess what next time anything happens, that's going to replay.
And if she says please stop, we know what happens.
He is going to stop.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Right.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
So this goes back to I don't know if some
people I just I will ask ocean, are you hungry? Yes,
I'm hungry. Okay, here are your options. So she feels
like she has a choice. I'm not being like I'm
not sitting here being like eat this or you'll starve.
I'm gonna give you three options of what I have
in my fridge that I am already making, or there's
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two other options.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Well I heard that's the best way to parent is
give them three options or two options.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Make them feel like they made the choice. Yes, that's all.
And I tell you what I learned you guys the
other day. So Ocean does not like vegetables. She just
like suddenly stopped wanting vegetables. So the other day I
was making her broccoli, cauliflower.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
And carrots to go along with her meal.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
And instead of me just like doing it for her,
I would cut everything up and have her put it
in the pan. And then she's the one that put
the olive oil in and then she and it made
her feel like she made what she's eating, and she
ate all of it.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I I found another thing that works well with kids eating,
even young like.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Baby baby, even you.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Know, anywhere from like nine months to three four video
them them like eating because they like to see them eating.
Oh so that was another.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Okay, I like that. I have plenty of videos of
Ocean eating.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
That's like the one time that you can get your
child to sit there and let you get a picture.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, if you just start filming them while they're eating.
They'll just start eating because they like to. Like it's
like a thing. Oh wow, Easton, I know. I saw
it on a TikTok Alison Koh.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Eight multiple cups on the coffee table. I don't have that. No,
that's mom mom only if really it was.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Because now that she has stopped drinking coffee, there are
zero coffee cups around.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
And think how many there were at all times.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I was like, where are all these coffee cups? We
have three people in this home. They're six out, Yeah,
Lisa had five.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
No for real though, And what she likes to do
is put it in to the microwave to heat it
up and then forget it and then forget about it.
So you constantly just have cold coffee with a ring
around it sitting in the microwave.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
My I'm glad that the microwave that we have now,
like you look down into it. Yeah, because back at
home it was like at our shins for whatever reason,
and so like I couldn't see in, but I would
just slide my plate. I can't tell you how many
meals I had ruined because of this bitch.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Oh my god, Easton is out to.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Get No, I would she would heat her coffee. She
wouldn't even be home, and I would just like, put
my food in, hit the cup. Look at my food,
tea coffee, just all over in it now, And then
I can't heat that out.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Oh my god, I'm sorry, Easton.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
It's okay. I love her.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I'm her so I can't wait to start leaving cups
in the fucking microwave.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Listen to this one. I love this person.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
V Diddy forty one.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
That name, for sure came before all the stuff I
have to assume.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, uh, she said, fuck talking to cashiers about my
grocery purchases.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh, I know that feeling. I do the same thing.
And then I start talking about the nice weather.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Oh my gosh, that is me great weather we're having here,
elevator chats.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'm like just shutting out.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
The valley is unseasonably less hot, Isn't that strange? We've
had beautiful days, nice, nice breeze, And I'm like, why
am I talking about the weather.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
This is I could save all of these words.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Literally, why is this coming out of my mouth?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
It's not really the age that scares me getting older,
it's what comes with the age, right.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
The croaking jet and well no, your whole body.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
No, But like.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Things that you just start doing where you're like, like
I'll get out of bed and be like, oh my back.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Yep, clanking my back, my back. I wake up and
I'm like, why is my neck funny?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh? I slept with an extra pillow somehow?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Talking about old weather, the things where it's like, where
did this come from? Oh, it's just getting older. That's
just what you do. You talk about the fucking weather.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Layer fifteen eighty six. Because I said so. My mom
used to say that growing up, and now I do
it to my daughter. I get that. We talked about
that because I said so, Just fucking do it. You
know why they why? Parents say because I said so.
Because we're exhausted, we're done explaining for the day.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well just kids can ask why on every question? Why? Well,
because of da da da? Why fuck dude?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
You know what though, at the end of the day,
when the day's over, right, I will tell Ocean and
I have no problem, And I don't care if anyone
judges me.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I go like this, I go Ocean.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Mommy's tapped out for the day, all right, Mommy tapped out,
I love you so much.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I love you. It is time for bed. I'm done.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I'm done for the day. Mommy's done, and she will
literally say okay.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Mom, yeah, and then she just lays in bed. Yeah,
out she is done.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
That angel h J Condy six to six. I nag
comes with age, the nagging. I think if I had
someone to nag, I would so far just Lisa nags.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Me in Easton.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah, it's Nina's I spend like a drunken sailor whilst
judging my mom for doing the same.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
That's what's so sad. It's like me talking about mom,
like that's the thing. I'm like, not going at Lisa.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I'm going at what I know I'm going to start
doing well.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
You are one of those people where you're like, I
think I might take this back. I'm like, no, no, no,
I cannot have two people in the house that like
to buy and take back.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Let's let's take more time before we buy. Let's look,
let's decide.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
What's good about having someone who likes taking things back
is you can just buy and be like, oh my
mom loves to take things back, So.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I but I'm going But then we have to try, Lisa,
then we have to drive.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Because all right, oh I love that Jim.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Too, Brandy Mayor or Mari it's m a r e.
My mom's a hugger. Complete Strangers used to weird me out.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Now I go in for hugs too.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm a hugger too, though.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I love ada ask someone before, though, because now I
ask now, because some people ever since COVID, like you
could go into shake and people will be like, I
don't shake hands, and it's like, oh well, if you
don't shake hands, you for sure don't want me.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
To hug you.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
So now, like if someone approaches me and they're like
I listened to the podcast, or they like, tell me
you help me get sober, I always say, can I
hug you? Because obviously my friends, I'm a hugger. The
moment they arrive, when they leave, hug kiss, kiss.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm gonna start asking.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I guess because when we were at Disneyland yesterday, somebody
came up and noticed me.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
When you guys were at.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
The you don't even know.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Me, beautiful bell, oh bag. But now she came up
and she was like, are you Eastern?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
I said I am, and she was like I love
the pod and I got up and I didn't even
I was just like, oh my gosh, I'm giving you
a hug.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
That's really cute. I'm glad that you did.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
We got a little photo too, did you.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I wonder if she'll tag you.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
But that's but for you to take a photo like
that makes sense for somebody. For me, they're gonna be
like if they show anybody, they're gonna be like, who
the fuck is this kid?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Right? Like he's nowhere.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I listened to the podcast that his sister has that
he's on Cool you know, like, what is that doing?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Breezy Lead ninety two telling someone a story slash something
I've already told them multiple times?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Guess what we call that? What I forgot?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
A carousel is the thing that just goes round and round. Oh,
Mary go round, Mary go round?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
My thing.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
When I'm telling a story, I always say stop me
if I've already told you this, because it's annoying when
someone tells me the same story twice, so like I'm
not offended, and then I'll start telling you and if
they say like, oh, yeah, you did tell me, I'm like, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
My biggest pet peeve is my friends.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, yeah, And then and it's like like when I'm like, yeah,
have I told yeah, I've heard it, and I'll be like,
oh all right, and they're like yeah, and they like
get away from it, and then shoes on the other.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Foot, did I tell yeah you did? Oh? Yeah, it
was so funny. No, I heard it. Quit fucking talking,
That's what I'm telling you. You told me, don't go.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
On, don't go on. I don't need to hear it.
I don't need to hear it.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
But I'm usually the one going on too very quickly
because I like this Ella Meyer's thirty two. I know
I'm turning into my dad when I can no longer
tell short stories.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh ye, old.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Long stories enough to make me want to crawl out
of my own skin. But here's the thing, because unless
you're a great storyteller, if you have to make the storyteller.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
But then get what are we doing at dinner if
we're not going to have a long story?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Like what if I tell you a story that happens if.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Someone No, if someone's telling a story, it's called conversation,
going back and forth.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I don't need to hear.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yesterday, I was wearing peak pants, yellow top.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Wait a minute, I got them this, and I actually
got them Azar. I was like, no, no, no, stick to this,
to the topic, I know.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
And then they start going off on Zar and how
like the change was different, and You're like, were we
talking about this or Zar?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I know, I'm like, get back on topic. I cannot.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Anyway, moving on you guys, thank you for listening to
a bonus episode of the Give Them Alla podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I hope that we all go out there and try
to not be our parents, but I think it's inevitable.
Love you guys. We'll catch you on the regular episode
on Wednesday. I
Welcome to another episode.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh we're taking over TT.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You were on your phone and I was ready for action.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Okay, welcome to the bonus episode and we give them
a podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We're back.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I am so excited about this episode because there are
so many times that I do something and I go,
oh my.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
God, I'm my mom.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah. No, it's not going well for me.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Because you become mom or dad.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
That's a sad one. I don't know how I if
I am becoming dad. I don't see anything anymore, you know,
And I was twenty five when you passed, So it's
like telling things.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
There are things you do that remind me of dad.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Will you point them out from now on?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Of course I will.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, Yeah, but no, I here's the thing your dad
and I am mom.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
That has been it from birth. You are more like Dad.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I am more like constantly riddled with stre riddled with stress, overthinks,
very like particular of like how things are set up.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
You like things organized, you know, even like I open
your thing because I needed to clean my ears when
I was just in your bathroom chatting with you, and
I was like, oh and I open it and I'm like,
this is fucking dad's drawer set perfectly.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Then I go into Lisa's room.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You open it and there's just shit everywhere, and I'm like, ah,
this is me home.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, so that much more comfortable digging.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I love a good dig for something good. Then when
you dig, you're like, oh my god, I forgot I
got that. Now. I don't like digging. It's just who
I am, and there's no change in it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It's oh, I love me.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Like an organizing uh box, like from Amazon where all
of like the acrylic boxes come out and they're like
tiny ones, bigger ones, huge ones to just organize, organize.
I came up the other day and got into our
medicine slash by product cabinet and there's like an I've
(02:00):
made sure it stays perfect. I always put everything back in,
Like mom's contacts. The box of contacts are just like
sitting on a shelf in front of all the adult medications.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And I'm like, what the.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Fuck is this?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
She goes Lisa, can we try and keep the medicine
cabinet clean?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Please just show me. I showed her.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Trust me. I went up there and I said, do
you see this?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
See the shelf right here, this is where your box belongs.
That's why there there's nothing here because the box was
there where I put it, and then you removed it
and it still has a place to Nothing's going to
be there. You won't know why because I designated it
to your contacts.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm also mom. I leave my shoes around now.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh my biggest pet peeve. You just take them off
in the.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Middle of the floor walking high traffic areas so that
someone's just ready to break their face at every good
given moment.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Can I tell you what mine is?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, when Ocean talks back to me and she asks
me why I tell her to do something or why
she can't, and I go, because I'm the mom and
you're the child, I hate that. I hate it too,
but it stopped myself. I was like, oh no, that's
how I grew up. My mom told me that, and
I hated it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
But Lisa did it in such a shitty way.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You really are chatting on Lisa today.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's because she's so great, and it's just because I
have to. But when you when we'd ask her to
do something or like we didn't and.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
She'd go, well, that's so cute. I'm the mom and
you're the kid.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, you're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, get the high pitch voice.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I want to know why, because I'm the mom and
you're the kid. Isn't that so fun? So like when
I say something it goes, isn't it so great?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
And it's like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
God, you can't even rebottle this.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, it's like the only thing I can do is
beat your ass and I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No, you can't do that, So I guess I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
So Iileen means underscore lights. I cackled when I read this,
and then I realized I misread it, but it said
I called my kids.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Boch, but it was actually by each be why It's
just it was one word, so I thought she called
her kids boch and maybe like her mom used to
call her piace.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I was like, damn, I like this one. I call
my kids by each of their sibs names.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Accidentally, first said I would never do it, but you.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Know when you go through the lineup, Dad used to
do that.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Laurenson, I mean door, damn it, Lily, it's like, oh,
we're trying to do the dog's attention.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You do that?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, I do it all the time. That's just being
a parent. I feel I'm not gonna judge that. I'm
not gonna judge her at all.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
But I do that, and that is is that? Just
do you inherit that from your parents? Just calling out
wrong names?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Probably, I would say.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
So because I've been called Pablo before. Oh yeah, we've
all okay, very different, but glad we're in the same bow.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
At least compare humans to humans.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, call me not Pablo.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
No nor a German. Wow, I can barely read today.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
It's been a long couple of it's been a long
couple of days.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I can even speak my legs.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Did Germans eighty six?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yelling at my kids and husband to turn off the
lights behind them because it's wasting electricity.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
This feels like I'm watching the commercial that.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, and mom used to do that East End, turn
off the lights unless you own the electric company? Yeah,
do you own the electric company? No, then turn off
the lights. That's what they today. Okay, fuck forgot.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
And I feel the same way when I'm at home,
I'm like, turn off the lights.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No one's in here, why are we doing this?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, you have kids now, and it's truly annoying.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Like Dad with the thermostad was the most annoying thing
in the world. Like I would crank it to lay
on the heater then and I would hear him come
in and I'd see him over there adjusting it, and
I'm like, stop doing that.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Taught in here, Yeah, I want it. It's hot in.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Here, because it's freezing out there.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
It's the point if I wanted to be cold, i'd
go outside.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Are we you guys, do we even touch the thermostat anymore?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No? Because I keep it pretty.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's at a great level. Mind.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It's easy in California because the temperature doesn't change.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Really, it's like Groundhog's Day.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You've got beautiful weather every day.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, for real.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
God, it's so great move to a place that skips
the shitty seasons.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But you do start missing, like having seasons where you're like, oh,
time has passed. When you're in La or in southern California,
you just wake up and it's your wrinkles that have
let you know that time has passed.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, and that beautiful is pressing. No, I hate watching seasons.
Go Ba makes it too real. It's like spring and
summer in Utah and then it's like, oh, winter's coming.
Now we're back to it. I like waking up in
the Groundhog's Day. I'm still twenty nine. We say, that's
(07:07):
what I feel.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It doesn't move here, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And then you look in the mirror and you're like, oh,
I'm old. But right now time is fast.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I know.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Chrissy underscore spore Makers. I recently asked some teens if
they were tired. They said no, so I told them
to stop dragging their feet.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh no, God. And her profile picture is pretty young.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I love her. She worked out of school. I hope
I'm taking that to me. I'm taking that to Gigi.
Are you tired? No? Pick up your feet, guys.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
She stepped on a napkin at dinner, tracks it out
of the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Thank god it wasn't toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
And her mom, Claudia, is helping her and like she's
stepping on it and like Lisa's not even moving her foot,
She's like barely sliding it, and I kind of I go, Lisa,
you gotta pick up your damn foot.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Everyone was looking at her like.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
She was like trying to get it out from under
my mom's.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Claudia was a second away from picking up Lisa's foot
and ripping it off, and so.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Is I pick up your feet, Lisa. Why do people
do that, not pick up their feet?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, like Mom will literally be just shuffling around.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I don't know how she has bottoms of shoes.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
At the end of the kick steal, you guys, they
could have easily been avoided.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
She always moved her feet.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
She constantly has a band aid on her lower legs because.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
She I'm gonna pass out.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
She walks into the dishwasher, She walks into the lawn
chairs outside.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Doesn't walk, she glides.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
She slides into them and then bleeds.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm gonna pass out.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'm not joking because I'm picturing it. She constantly comes
out bleeding. I'm leaning again, and I'm like, I can't
handle this. I feel nauseous.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I'm not good with blood, not equipped for this life.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And I can I start feeling when I'm about to
go down.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh yeah, your vision starts to sink.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
The other day, you guys, Brock was taking the girl's
miniature golfing and he needed a car seat for ocean.
So I open the door out to the garage to
see if it's in there, and one of my legs
is out, one of my feet or whatever, and I check.
I go to come back in, but the girls are
like right behind me, so I can't get my foot
in quick enough and there's like this metal thing under
(09:35):
the door and it just slides right over my toes.
When I tell you, it just like from the cuticle
down to.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Like the knuckle. Your god, it was disgusting.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I passed out the house, like are you good. I
was just like laying in the middle of the floor
and I like put my foot up to him.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I was like, deal with it, deal with it. I'm
going down. I'm going down because you're already down.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I was like, no, like, I'm not going to be
coherent in five seconds. Yeah, And he's like, I it's
not that bad, mate, it's just a little bloody.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I'm like, oh, we're gone.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And then he goes, how did you give birth?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I didn't hear him say that.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I was blacked out, goner, and I laid there for
good thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Oh yeah, why thirty you were an hour you were
laying there.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I do remember coming to you for a second and
Ocean runs and she's like, by mom, I'm gone. She
bends shees are you okay? I'm really worried about you.
By the time I could get yes out, she was gone.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
There's things to be done.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Things to be done.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
We got to get to put putt Gloria Catherine XO XO.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
When I leave all the motherfucking.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Kitchen cabinets open, she put MF But I'm using mother effing.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
That's so her mom, that's so my mom.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
She forgets to close the fridge.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I don't like it. I don't what is so hard
about open shut? We learn it on Miss Rachel. Oh
beIN shut and oh beIN shut.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Mom leaves it at the opin and then she FROs over.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Then the song ends and she forgets to shut.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I do it too here and there, so I can't
fucking say shit on Lisa, it sucks, and it sucks
as you catch.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
It, and you're like the station clean And can I
tell you another one that's so fucking annoying?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Tell me get two knives. Get two knives. Get two knives.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
If you're gonna use butter, peanut butter and jelly, get.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Three one one knife does not belong at all.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Three My biggest pet peeve using the anything she uses
is going into the jelly and seeing peanut butter on
the top of it, because she has gone from the
peanut butter to the jelly.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Other thing.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I'll use one knife, peanut butter, peanut butter, one one slice.
When I go to the fresh slice, I clean the
knife and then on the fresh on the front.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yes, and then I go into the jelly.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Thank you. What is for the love of God?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Can I tell you what this bitch asked me the
other day? We made corn on the cob. She gets the.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Butter dish out the butter dish.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
God.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, so now the butter has corn on the cob.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
All she puts it back.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
She puts it back, and I don't say anything because
I picked my battles. That's what I've been doing. I've
been picking my battles for the last couple of years.
I'm just flying under the radar. Don't look at me,
don't talk about me. I don't want the smoke.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
All right, We're going through a healing process, dude. She
looks at me. She just did you throw out the butter?
This looks new? Did you throw out the butter with
the corn on the cob?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
And I go, yeah, yes, it had corn and weird
on it.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Well, we're having corn on the cob again, so I
was just going to use the butter.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh my god, I'm surprised she didn't say.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Hey, my knife, what you.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Need and maneuver it around the cob. Do not take
the whole cob and place it on the butter.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I feel like you should know this at sixty four.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
If we were having corn on the cob for you know,
three times a day, every day, then yeah, we can
have a butter station from the cob.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Oh my jeez.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
But when we have corn on the cob once every year,
we don't need to save the butter.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Shit.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I saw the butter too, and I was like, I'm
gonna make toast. I saw that butter and I said,
I'm not making toast, and in.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
True fashion, in true Lisa fashion, Easton decided to do nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Leave it for someone else.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
You're fucking kidding me. You saw it that way and thought, oh,
I'm just not gonna do anything.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
How dare you.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Stop my house?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
When someone asks when someone asks me, pure, what have
you been up to? How do I feel like I've
been up to nothing? But I'm utterly exhausted. Every day,
I don't have a minute.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
What have I been up to?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Cleaning shit, cleaning a corn on the cob, butter, teaching
people that are grown to not use the same night.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Bing shut. All right, so maybe we need to play
Miss Rachel for.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Mom Ella Myers.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
You would think she would sit down and just watch
it when I ask her to watch Sosa.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
By the way, where are you when Sosa? Why are
you not consuming Miss Rachel?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
If you're not there watching Sosa, I'm s are you
just camping her in front of is Miss Rachel watch just.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Because she got a dragger? Again? Sorry? Lisa, you really
are a beautiful.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Soul, beautiful human.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
When you leave, yeah, right, when you walk out that door,
you think that Jeej is with her?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Nah, I get that phone call. I need help?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
All right, I come over and it is can you
watch her for five minutes while I do this?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Five ten thirty an hour? Are you done? No? She's
yapping away. It's like, okay, so I'm rotch it. Yeah yeah.
So it's like she just leaves and then she has
the audacity to go I've.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Been watching the baby all day and it's like fuck.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
When I had her. She was even over at my house.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Ella Meyers thirty two. I know I'm turning into my
mom when I never think anything is clean enough. Mate,
she's just there with chlorox wipes removing the finish off
of every surface.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Sounds like maybe you should call somebody.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Like she's like cleaning the marble. She's like, is that
the marble? Or there's not a fucking thing you need?
All one colored countertop.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
By the way, I love how clean she is.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I could go and just eat off of this woman's floor,
and I like that because the amount of food that
is dropped on the floor that goes to waste and
the state of the world.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I don't like when food goes to waste.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I do like having dogs because if I do drop something,
I'm like, all right, come here you a little living
vacuum hoover. That's gonna be my next dog's name, a
big fat piple named Hoover.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Oh why did I get stung by a fucking wasp?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
After here? Your podcast about what if she radioactive? Has
nothing to do with what we're talking about, But now it.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Has to be said, we need to keep tabs. Is
she has to be active? Did you get stung.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Well, let's count that was the last week.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I would think if she got stung right after listening
to it, if she listened to it on time, she
wouldn't be able to write this message to me today.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
So I like to think she's in the clear.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh, or she's in the hospital. Lays the up, typing
oh no.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
True Blue True Blue fan Aaron underscore, Sorenson underscore. My
mom had a terrifying mad voice, which now when I
am mad at my kids, I hear her.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, I bet that is just a trip.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Because I have to play mom and also dad at
our house. I sometimes get that look like when Gigi's
kind of like disciplining Ocean and I hear Ocean kind
of talk back. I have to tap been too dad mode,
and I get my eyes big like that, you know how, Dad,
(17:09):
you should do it?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yes, I have to do that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You wouldn't even say anything, You just look at me
like that.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah, and I would just wat, I'd lease a shuffle
on over, don't hurt me.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, I have to do that. That's how I know
that I'm Dad.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, and you just disciplined me in like the softest voice,
But like, why.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Do it again? Do it again, and I promise you
it's going to be a lot worse than right now.
Oh god, let's not have that. Won't do it again?
So good?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Uh, lindsay cecil one.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I knew I became my mother when I told my
child what you want and what you get.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Are two different things. That's kind of a common one.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It's kind of like dinner, you know, like after I've
been over the stovetop making a fantastic meal for my daughter,
you know, maybe a little top ramen that I drained
and I put into a frying pan with some veggies,
and then she tells me I don't want that. By d'atthew,
(18:21):
I asked if you were hungry, and this is what
you're getting, let me tell.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You I'm back. I don't want that. There are children
starving all over the world. You eat it. Argue with that.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Can I tell you what made me really happy? On
Instagram the other day? Apparently gentle parenting is making its
way out and f a FO is working its way in,
which is fuck around and find out parenting parenting style
I can get behind.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It was this woman who.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
She had tried the gentle parenting, She had tried the
not gentle parenting, whatever parenting styles were trending. She had
tried with her tween to just shy of a teenager
and they were camping and he was spraying her over
and over again with a squirt gun, and she repeatedly
asked him to stop.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
He then continues.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
She said, if you don't stop, there's going to be
a repercussion.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Told him to stop. He didn't. Second chances.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I'm telling you to stop, and I'm letting you know
if you continue, there's a repercussion.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
He did it a third.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Time, so the mother stood up, picked him up, fully clothed,
and threw him into the lake.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
He stopped spraying her after that.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, I guarantee you did.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
And guess what next time anything happens, that's going to replay.
And if she says please stop, we know what happens.
He is going to stop.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Right.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
So this goes back to I don't know if some
people I just I will ask ocean, are you hungry? Yes,
I'm hungry. Okay, here are your options. So she feels
like she has a choice. I'm not being like I'm
not sitting here being like eat this or you'll starve.
I'm gonna give you three options of what I have
in my fridge that I am already making, or there's
(20:17):
two other options.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Well I heard that's the best way to parent is
give them three options or two options.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Make them feel like they made the choice. Yes, that's all.
And I tell you what I learned you guys the
other day. So Ocean does not like vegetables. She just
like suddenly stopped wanting vegetables. So the other day I
was making her broccoli, cauliflower.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
And carrots to go along with her meal.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
And instead of me just like doing it for her,
I would cut everything up and have her put it
in the pan. And then she's the one that put
the olive oil in and then she and it made
her feel like she made what she's eating, and she
ate all of it.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I I found another thing that works well with kids eating,
even young like.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Baby baby, even you.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Know, anywhere from like nine months to three four video
them them like eating because they like to see them eating.
Oh so that was another.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Okay, I like that. I have plenty of videos of
Ocean eating.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
That's like the one time that you can get your
child to sit there and let you get a picture.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, if you just start filming them while they're eating.
They'll just start eating because they like to. Like it's
like a thing. Oh wow, Easton, I know. I saw
it on a TikTok Alison Koh.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Eight multiple cups on the coffee table. I don't have that. No,
that's mom mom only if really it was.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Because now that she has stopped drinking coffee, there are
zero coffee cups around.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
And think how many there were at all times.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I was like, where are all these coffee cups? We
have three people in this home. They're six out, Yeah,
Lisa had five.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
No for real though, And what she likes to do
is put it in to the microwave to heat it
up and then forget it and then forget about it.
So you constantly just have cold coffee with a ring
around it sitting in the microwave.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
My I'm glad that the microwave that we have now,
like you look down into it. Yeah, because back at
home it was like at our shins for whatever reason,
and so like I couldn't see in, but I would
just slide my plate. I can't tell you how many
meals I had ruined because of this bitch.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Oh my god, Easton is out to.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Get No, I would she would heat her coffee. She
wouldn't even be home, and I would just like, put
my food in, hit the cup. Look at my food,
tea coffee, just all over in it now, And then
I can't heat that out.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Oh my god, I'm sorry, Easton.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
It's okay. I love her.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I'm her so I can't wait to start leaving cups
in the fucking microwave.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Listen to this one. I love this person.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
V Diddy forty one.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
That name, for sure came before all the stuff I
have to assume.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, uh, she said, fuck talking to cashiers about my
grocery purchases.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh, I know that feeling. I do the same thing.
And then I start talking about the nice weather.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Oh my gosh, that is me great weather we're having here,
elevator chats.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'm like just shutting out.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
The valley is unseasonably less hot, Isn't that strange? We've
had beautiful days, nice, nice breeze, And I'm like, why
am I talking about the weather.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
This is I could save all of these words.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Literally, why is this coming out of my mouth?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
It's not really the age that scares me getting older,
it's what comes with the age, right.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
The croaking jet and well no, your whole body.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
No, But like.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Things that you just start doing where you're like, like
I'll get out of bed and be like, oh my back.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Yep, clanking my back, my back. I wake up and
I'm like, why is my neck funny?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh? I slept with an extra pillow somehow?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Talking about old weather, the things where it's like, where
did this come from? Oh, it's just getting older. That's
just what you do. You talk about the fucking weather.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Layer fifteen eighty six. Because I said so. My mom
used to say that growing up, and now I do
it to my daughter. I get that. We talked about
that because I said so, Just fucking do it. You
know why they why? Parents say because I said so.
Because we're exhausted, we're done explaining for the day.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well just kids can ask why on every question? Why? Well,
because of da da da? Why fuck dude?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
You know what though, at the end of the day,
when the day's over, right, I will tell Ocean and
I have no problem, And I don't care if anyone
judges me.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I go like this, I go Ocean.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Mommy's tapped out for the day, all right, Mommy tapped out,
I love you so much.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I love you. It is time for bed. I'm done.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I'm done for the day. Mommy's done, and she will
literally say okay.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Mom, yeah, and then she just lays in bed. Yeah,
out she is done.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
That angel h J Condy six to six. I nag
comes with age, the nagging. I think if I had
someone to nag, I would so far just Lisa nags.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Me in Easton.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah, it's Nina's I spend like a drunken sailor whilst
judging my mom for doing the same.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
That's what's so sad. It's like me talking about mom,
like that's the thing. I'm like, not going at Lisa.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I'm going at what I know I'm going to start
doing well.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
You are one of those people where you're like, I
think I might take this back. I'm like, no, no, no,
I cannot have two people in the house that like
to buy and take back.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Let's let's take more time before we buy. Let's look,
let's decide.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
What's good about having someone who likes taking things back
is you can just buy and be like, oh my
mom loves to take things back, So.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I but I'm going But then we have to try, Lisa,
then we have to drive.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Because all right, oh I love that Jim.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Too, Brandy Mayor or Mari it's m a r e.
My mom's a hugger. Complete Strangers used to weird me out.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Now I go in for hugs too.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm a hugger too, though.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I love ada ask someone before, though, because now I
ask now, because some people ever since COVID, like you
could go into shake and people will be like, I
don't shake hands, and it's like, oh well, if you
don't shake hands, you for sure don't want me.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
To hug you.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
So now, like if someone approaches me and they're like
I listened to the podcast, or they like, tell me
you help me get sober, I always say, can I
hug you? Because obviously my friends, I'm a hugger. The
moment they arrive, when they leave, hug kiss, kiss.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm gonna start asking.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I guess because when we were at Disneyland yesterday, somebody
came up and noticed me.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
When you guys were at.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
The you don't even know.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Me, beautiful bell, oh bag. But now she came up
and she was like, are you Eastern?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
I said I am, and she was like I love
the pod and I got up and I didn't even
I was just like, oh my gosh, I'm giving you
a hug.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
That's really cute. I'm glad that you did.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
We got a little photo too, did you.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I wonder if she'll tag you.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
But that's but for you to take a photo like
that makes sense for somebody. For me, they're gonna be
like if they show anybody, they're gonna be like, who
the fuck is this kid?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Right? Like he's nowhere.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I listened to the podcast that his sister has that
he's on Cool you know, like, what is that doing?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Breezy Lead ninety two telling someone a story slash something
I've already told them multiple times?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Guess what we call that? What I forgot?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
A carousel is the thing that just goes round and round. Oh,
Mary go round, Mary go round?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
My thing.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
When I'm telling a story, I always say stop me
if I've already told you this, because it's annoying when
someone tells me the same story twice, so like I'm
not offended, and then I'll start telling you and if
they say like, oh, yeah, you did tell me, I'm like, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
My biggest pet peeve is my friends.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, yeah, And then and it's like like when I'm like, yeah,
have I told yeah, I've heard it, and I'll be like,
oh all right, and they're like yeah, and they like
get away from it, and then shoes on the other.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Foot, did I tell yeah you did? Oh? Yeah, it
was so funny. No, I heard it. Quit fucking talking,
That's what I'm telling you. You told me, don't go.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
On, don't go on. I don't need to hear it.
I don't need to hear it.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
But I'm usually the one going on too very quickly
because I like this Ella Meyer's thirty two. I know
I'm turning into my dad when I can no longer
tell short stories.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh ye, old.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Long stories enough to make me want to crawl out
of my own skin. But here's the thing, because unless
you're a great storyteller, if you have to make the storyteller.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
But then get what are we doing at dinner if
we're not going to have a long story?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Like what if I tell you a story that happens if.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Someone No, if someone's telling a story, it's called conversation,
going back and forth.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I don't need to hear.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yesterday, I was wearing peak pants, yellow top.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Wait a minute, I got them this, and I actually
got them Azar. I was like, no, no, no, stick to this,
to the topic, I know.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
And then they start going off on Zar and how
like the change was different, and You're like, were we
talking about this or Zar?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I know, I'm like, get back on topic. I cannot.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Anyway, moving on you guys, thank you for listening to
a bonus episode of the Give Them Alla podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I hope that we all go out there and try
to not be our parents, but I think it's inevitable.
Love you guys. We'll catch you on the regular episode
on Wednesday. I
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