August 13, 2025 • 58 mins
Lala & Easton had a very eventful day at Disneyland which may or may not have resulted in a personal boycott of Beauty & The Beast (specifically Peasant Belle), and a Karen moment for Lala! They also talk Orcas, Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lee Curtis, and the RHONJ cast update! Plus, Easton’s words of wisdom when it comes to shark attacks and social media trolls!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
And my love Blakent. Welcome to my podcast podcast Give
Them with Easton. Hey, Kakk, I have something so funny
that I watched this morning, and I didn't want to
tell you about it or show you. I'll show you
after the podcast because I wanted to be the one
(00:27):
to tell you on the pod. So I'm watching the
Today Show this morning, and you know how they have
like the desk type thing what are they called, you know,
like where they where the anchors sit.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
But it's.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Exactly that's exactly what it is. So it's Savannah Guthrie,
it's Dylan Dryer to white women, and then it goes
Craig Melvin and Al Roker to black men. And uh,
Savannah is in like a navy blue blazer with like
(01:03):
a white tank top. Dylan is in a red dress.
And then the two men are.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Both in tope.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, so they cut to them because they're back. We
just watched what the weather is going to be like
in la and and Dylan says there's not much color
happening at that end of the table, okay, And I'll
and Craig look at each other and go, there's nothing
(01:32):
butt color over there. There's nothing butt color over here,
there's no color over there, and you could tell she
was a beat rod. She was so nervous. I meant,
because we're we're wearing color, like I'm going to redress.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I love the retrays.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I died when I tell you. I was rewinding it
and watching it cackling, and then Mom, it had to
have been thirty minutes had passed, right. Mom comes out
from bed and I was like, you have to watch
the funniest shit that just happened, and so she watches
it cackles. Obviously, we go back to it being live
(02:14):
and Owl's there, and now they're all all four of
them are on the couch. He goes now back with
two with two men who look dope, and Dopeknda is like,
thank you for giving us a good laugh, Dylan, that
was really funny. It was just so perfectly. It's like
that video you showed me on TikTok where that guy
(02:37):
who's gone viral and he's like, I'm looking for a
black Oh, is there a black person here?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's like, there's a white person here too.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't need one of those. Finally they go into
saying how offensive it is, and he goes oh, here
it is, and it's a black person he found.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Were you saying, is there a black purse in here?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's what I forget. The girl's day and he looks
at her and he goes, love your hair, love your
hair cut, Denise, and walks.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Do it lady, Do it lady.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
If you guys have not seen that, I don't know
what the guy's name is, and I really wish I
did right now, But if you haven't seen his like sketches,
they are unreal.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
They're kind of shot like the office.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, and if you just look up black purse in here,
in anything that will bring him up.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And then do it lady.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Would do it Lady. They're making T shirts and I
need it his face with do it Lady.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I want them in kid sizes for Ocean and Sosa.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I am now giving those out with gifts that should
be a gift. It's very you get a gift, you
get a candle and a do It Lady shirt.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Can I tell you that's the best gift I've ever
heard of. There's nothing better.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
If you are ever going to get me a gift, candles.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Candles are the greatest. And here's why I love a
candle because it goes away at some point.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I use it. Yeah yeah, and then I go, thank you,
I used your gift.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I don't get me any like I'm so sick. Don't
get me a gift just to be nice. You know
what's nicer? Getting me nothing that I have to think
about storing? Where am I gonna put it? Something I
don't need. Get me a candle, I can light it,
at some point, goes throw it, goes in the garbage.
It's gone, it's over. I have to I have to
keep them alive. It's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And then you feel like you have to because if
that person comes over that gave you the flowers and
they're dead, you're like, oh now I feel like I
didn't care for you.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You know anybody who's ever gotten me anything?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I remember Katie and Tom got us like this Bonzie
tree for my engagement. It was dead within like a day.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, Mom, I can I say something real quick?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Always.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I love how when mom goes out of town. Okay,
up my my heiknee, she goes on water the plants,
water the pumpkin. Did you water the pumpkin today? I
haven't seen her water that thing since she's been home,
and yet it does. When I was taking care of
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that thing, it was blossoming. So Janet croaking.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Janet brought over pumpkin seeds and just like all the
things that you need to grow your own pumpkins, and
Ocean was so thrilled about it. I guess that the
upside to what you're saying is if it is indeed dead.
I don't think it is. I just buy a pumpkin
and put it in there, and Ocean thinks that she
grew her own pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah. Also, it could be because we need to put
it in a different spot for the bees to pollinate it.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I put a bee in there last night. There was
a bee stuck in the house. I just took it
out and put it into the pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh, very nicely done. Yeah, there's my uh, there's my
fight at Gigi. Though. I'll bring her in.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Once every time she listens to the podcast and we
shit on her.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
She goes, that was kind of rude.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I loved yesterday when you were just blasting her in
the car. She goes, are you trying to be a shithead?
Because you are? But her face the defeat behind. It
was the greatest well.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Because I told her I never feel bad for her,
like I always felt bad for my dad, and I
feel bad for you and Brandon, my older brother.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Shees, you don't feel bad for me.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I don't know. I was because you're like a selfish person,
Like you don't do anything you don't want to do,
you like put your foot down, Like I never feel
bad for you because you're You're just so in your
own head all the time. And she was like, the
fuck is supposed to be a productive conversation.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
She was just dead staring forward too. And then just
like I'm in the back and I could just see
her side profile. It was the saddest I've ever seen
her love, but it needed to be. It needed to
be her.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't feel bad for her, how glit you?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't either.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
She lives the life of luxury. I'm up this morning.
I'm up this morning. Okay. You can clearly hear kids
screaming me yelling for Ocean to watch the baby while
I make Ocean and Sosa breakfast. And then I hear
my mother from her bedroom and it's eight thirty. Dog
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needs to go out. I'm like, are you giving me?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
She called me last night. Dead is a doornail too.
I am in bed asleep. I can't get this fucking
dog up.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Lily's not mobile on her own.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm so sick of her.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I was like, well, let's let's I know, and when
she goes, I'm really over this dog.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
And keep in mind, you guys, my mom is a
dog lover.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I think she's more frustrated at herself because she has
so many things wrong with herself that like, she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Have the mobility.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Mobility meaning Gigi.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Not the dog.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You're the same person, So what makes her so mad?
They're both useless without other people. Then I think that,
and I tell.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Her, I'm like, stop saying that.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Could you imagine if I was like, I'm so sick
of Gigi anything on her own, can't drive a car
by herself. It's fucking rude.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
No, it really is. You have three children.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I've got a lot going three. I've got my mother,
I've got Ocean, I've got Sosa, I've got Lily.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's a lot four.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, And after I'm done cleaning up a diaper, I
have Ocean yelling that she took a poop. So I
get to clean that up, and then I hear the
dog crying and I didn't get to her in time
because I was cleaning up everyone else's ship that Lily
has shipped herself that I have to then clean up.
So when someone asked me, what have you been up
to the last year? Cleaning up shit is what I've been.
(08:54):
This is what I'm gonna say. I've been up to
a lot of ships, a whole lot of ship. Speaking
of last night and you being knocked out by what
nine thirty we went to Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And the hottest day of the year.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, I'm watching the news right before we leave, and
it's like, how did I go from a person who
was like I don't watch the news, so like, that's
all I fucking do all time.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I love the news.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
They're like, it's the hottest day of the year.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
All over, including Anaheim, where Disneyland is, and they say
to us, minimize your time outside. I'm like, oh, all right,
this is gonna be fun. So I just make sure
that we're like stacked to the brim with all of
the things that we can't get at Disneyland, which is
basically nothing. You can get everything at Disneyland and they
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will price gouge you, bend you over and have a
heyday you guys.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, a dysani a shitty bottle of dysawny which makes
you thirstier. By the way, well.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It's basically pool water, I would, yeah, but that's all
they it's they're getting smart water. That was only yes,
select area. Yes, that's why when I walked into the
park and they had the option, I said, give me
five smart waters.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Pollie, four seventy five for a desawny water.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Is that a lot? Yeah, Well, just be prepared because Chris.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
There not like the big one. It's like the bottle
of water that is four ninety five, normally four seventy five.
It's one of those I promise. It's yeah, they're too
expensive and usually you get that at the store for
two dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
In may not be having Yeah, I mean I was.
I won't even get into that. Let's not even get
into the tearff shit. Let's move on. So the crew
that we went with it was two moms that Oceans
kids do dance with and they're very cute. But we're
at the age right now where the girls you have
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three and usually one is left out right. So you actually,
as a parent have to be very very careful at
this age because you may find yourself with a group
of little girls whose parents may not correct the behavior,
may not be watching to you know, intervene when they
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need to intervene. The reason I like this little group
there were three of us, three of them, and Ocean's
going through this phase right now where she's like, my
dress is prettier, I look prettier, And I'm like, where
is she watching this? Where she thinks that this is
normal okay, But not only that, she'll also say to me,
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she looks prettier than I do. So I'm trying to
get her to understand, like, I'm all about healthy competition.
When it comes to the prettier thing, she looks better.
Now fuck that, we're stopping the behavior right now. So
I'm doing what I can do. And I got onto
her iPad last night just to see the content she's
been watching, and there's there hasn't been anything on there.
(12:02):
I am not watching myself as a parent to make
sure that I'm never saying, you know that I'm not
uplifting myself in a not a productive way, and that
I'm not putting myself down. So there's just some things
that I'm having to change. Anyway, one of the moms
comes up to me and just says, you know, my
my kid's feeling a little left out. And I'm close
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with these moms, so like, all is good. My kid's
feeling a little left out. And we went for one
of the little girl's birthdays. And I understand two of
the little girls, including Ocean and one other kid, they
go to school together, so they see each other.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Every single day. When they're at school, they're playing together.
When they're at recess, they're playing together, fynastic.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yes, they dance, play dates. It's a constant. So I
pulled Ocean aside and I said, we need to include
so little girl. I'm not gonna say names. You know,
it's it's her birthday, it's her special day, so you
need to like pull it together, girl, And she did,
(13:03):
and I was very proud of her. And I loved
that the mom was able to come up to me
and say, you know, babes film left out.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Can we like check it check it?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah. I feel like it's a healthy relationship between the
moms too, and I think that's the biggest thing for the.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Kids one hundred percent. Everyone has to be on the
same page. Feelings can't get hurt. I asked the other day,
would you rather have your kid be bullied or be
the bully? And I think it just depends on who
you are as a parent. I would prefer my child
be the bully because I can check it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, real fucking quick, I can't check another kid who's.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Bullying my Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
My kid's being bullied. I'm going to prison.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, that's just because I'm gonna chat up.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Let me tell you something, little girl. You continue to
bully my kid, you're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
To watch me kick your mom's ass.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, it's just how this goes.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, I went somewhere very wild.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You go dark when it comes to the kids. Hello,
my Love's just a quick moment here. Because this segment
is sponsored by NISA, I'm reminding you to celebrate responsibly
this Labor Day. Did you know that driving under the
influence of marijuana is illegal and if you drive while
you're high, law enforcement can definitely tell if you feel different,
you drive different, drive high, get a DUI.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
That means no driving under the influence of anything. And yes,
that includes weed.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Right, people still act like, oh, it's legal now, so
I can drive. No, no, no, no, driving high is
still driving impaired. Did you know that driving under the
influence of marijuana is illegal? And if you drive while
you're high, law enforcement can definitely tell. And let's be real,
drug impair driving does not get talked about enough. Whether
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it's cannabis, pills or anything that messes with your brain's chemistry,
it is just as dangerous as drinking and driving.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And I think that's what's so tricky, because you don't
always feel wasted, but your reaction time is slower, your
judgment is off, and suddenly you're on the road thinking
you're cool when you're actually a huge risk.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It's so easy to think I'm fine, but you're really not.
The safest thing you can do is make a plan
before the party even starts. Don't wait until you're buzzed
or baked to start figuring things out.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, ride share, a designated driver. We always tell people
the crash on the couch, stay at our place, and
drive home in the morning. So many smart options, And.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Honestly, let's make sober fun again, can we please? Just
because you're not drinking or partaking doesn't mean you have
to sip water out of a solo cup all night.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
So what mocktails are we making for Labor Day this year?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Ooh, I'm really glad you asked, because I have this
new obsession that I can't wait to share with you. Guys.
It's a BlackBerry sage fizz. All you have to do
is muddle a handful of blackberries, then you get fresh
sage leaves at a little lemon juice and honey syrup.
You shake it with ice, and then you top it
off with sparkling water. It's fancy, it's super refreshing, and honestly,
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it tastes like you're at like a five star Spaoo.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
That sounds expensive and delicious. I love it.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
It is, but like in the best way possible, right,
And the best part is there's no hangover. I've linked
that recipe and a few more in the show notes
if you want to try it.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So let's wrap it like this. If you feel different,
you drive different. Period. It's not worth your life or
someone else's or even the legal nightmare of a dui.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
For real, though, that is exactly right this Labor Day.
Let's keep it safe let's keep it stylish, and most importantly,
let's keep it smart. Don't drive impaired, get a ride,
stay over, or be the designated hero.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
You've got options.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Celebrate responsibly this Labor Day and sip something sexy and
sober while you're at it. Speaking of Disneyland, though, we
go to this area. You guys, there's an area at
Disneyland where like you can go.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
And I'm the princesses.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
They're in the rooms, the Princess Room or something.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, it's called like something Hall, Princess Hall. Go with that.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
It's right when you walk into the park.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
There's a line and they they switch out princesses every
so often, and there's three of them in the room
we went through the first time. Keep in mind Ocean's
never been into this. This is the first time we've
done it because she was afraid.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Of anybody dressed up in character.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
So the first time we go, we get Cinderella, we
get Mulan. She freaked out because we listen to you know,
true to your heart by ninety degrees and I'll make
a man out of you, Johnny Osmond.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
The whole right to Disney.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
So the fact that we got to see her. It
was awesome. We go through the second time because they
switched out the princesses.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
The first princess is Bell.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
What it's called the Royal Hall, the.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Royal Disneyland in Anaheim. Say, we go in the three
o'clock hour, Yeah, because I'm pitched.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, I am very like, I'm happy I wasn't in
there because one ocean seeing that. But then you add
two other little girls that I'm kind of protective over. Now,
I Belle would have been wearing her dress over her head.
Stupid bitch, this bitch. Sorry for my language, guys, but
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when it comes to kids.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
So we go in and it's Bell and it's peasant Bell.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Not Peasant Bell.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, like we're not not yellow dress Bell, peasant Bell.
So I want to say, maybe she was pissed about that.
She's got like the blue dress on with like the
basic ass hair and like the little apron or what
the white apron.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
The white apron, beautiful dress.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
So the girls come in and they want to hug her.
She tells them not to touch her. The one of
the little girls grabs the apron. She was, please, don't
touch my apron. They're jumping up and down. When they
first get there, because they're seeing princess excitement. It's called
these girls are four years.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Old and they think you're anything. You're really, bitch, and
guess what you signed up for this shit?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Do you realize the reason why you get to play
fucking pretend all day as a grown ass woman is
because of these little girls right here.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
And all of our money that we all pay.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
They she tells the little girls, no jumping feet on
the floor, you guys, I.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Would have picked her up, thrown her in the ceiling
and then said feet on the floor, bitch.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I'm so glad he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
No, I am too. I probably wouldn't have been allowed
back in Disneyland.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So they ask Bell Peasant Balance, Princess Bell, Peasant Bell
to walk them to the next princess, because that's what
the other princesses did when we were in there in
the morning. They all walked the little girl to the
next princess August.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
She goes seventh.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
By the way, we were there, seventh the record.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Bell at three o'clock at the Royal Hall. I want
her found and I want her on the corner of
the street so I can meet this bell. Bring your boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I can kick his ass to Oh no, there's the
way she has a boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That's a lot a boyfriend. Either bell have a girlfriend.
Let's keep it a fair.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
It is my choice, my choice. I say that it
is my choice to be single, so I can walk
out the house held head.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
But this bitch, okay, so, oh my hell.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
She wants a relationship.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
So the girls ask her to walk them to the
next princess, and she tells them no, yes, I'm not
making this up. Okay, So I'm trying to keep my
composure and not drop the cunt word. And my friend says, oh,
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they're asking you because the other princesses did that, and she's, oh,
well that's so nice.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I kid you not.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
She says that.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
So we go to the next princess. It's Ariel.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
She could not have been kinder, sweeter, more fantastic. Oh
my god, she was so sweet at the Royal Halls
seventh she was lovely. Okay, So I'm getting heated, and
I'm like, I'm about to go back, and there's a
and by the way, there's a line now to get
to Ariel, which means that everyone's aboard ad mission on
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Peasant Bell because she's been to see you next Tuesday.
To every single.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Child, people are like walking out.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
So finally I see this lovely woman who works at
the Royal Hall. Her name is Chloe. She was also fantastic,
and I was like, did she.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Have short hair?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
She was fabulous.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I had a conversation with her too.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Guys, I don't even lie. I turned into a Karen.
I do not wear that with pride, but in this
moment I do. I am never a Karen. I'm never
the bitch that says like, please let me see your
manager when it comes to my kids, give me, give
me Walt Disney, all right, drink him back for the dad.
I have some words for Walt Disney. And I rated
on her. I said it was unacceptable behavior either ratting
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on her now too. Yet this ain't ratten. This is
this is called a full on ten toes down drag.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
No, I'm a New York rat right now dragging this
bitch out by her feet.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So yes, I ratted out and they said they were
having some words with her, And you know what, I
hope that they did, because my ocean was so nervous.
Ocean gets very embarrassed, Like there was a guy that
told her to stop climbing on something and she comes
over to me beat red, and he's like, are we
going to be able to see the princess and soon?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
And I was like, yeah, are you okay? And she
just starts crying. It's so embarrassed. So she was embarrassed.
Her hands were behind her back as she sat there
and just looked up at Bell. She kept her feet
on the floor. She didn't ask her any questions, and
I was not okay with that. I'm like, these little
kids literally think that you are Beauty from Beauty and
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the Beast, and that is how you treat them. But
she shouldn't be interacting with anybody, including children.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Well you know that could stick with her for like
a what do they call those something? Memory or memory there?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
It is so besides that. So to make it better,
you want what I did? I bought my daughter a
four hundred dollar Elsea dress.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I'll make it better for everyone else. It will you
hand me down to Sosa, So it's like two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
A kid, So I like drob it down and it's
in like a garment bag that drab it. I just
grab it right.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
When you go in and have a child's dress and
a garment bag. Yeah, I think you buy a touch.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I go up to my friend and I was like,
all right, we're ready, and she goes, what is this?
I go, it's one of the dresses. She goes that
top shelf. I was like, I got it from there,
and she goes three fifty that the dress is three
hundred and fifty dollars, and I go, well, I've got
a fifty dollars gift card. It'll only be two fifty.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
They had to get the manager.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Was it three fifty and you had a fifty.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Three fifty so it would be what three?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Every go bag one hundred dollars gift card, though that
may come in handy next time. Moving on.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I did get like eighty six bucks off too, because
I'm a pass holder. But I was like, you know what,
look how happy she is. She totally doesn't even know
who Peasant Bella is anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
No, we had to erase that from her memory. Yeah,
that old bag, and she.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Wanted to put it on before eating a freaking hot
dog with ketchubottle.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I was like, absolutely not, not on my watch. Three
fifty fifty. I got it. I got a suit for cheaper.
You know what. Rayer tucks. Brayer tucks.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
And you should have seen the kids in there. They
were all like, I'm like, how much does Disneyland have
to make every day to keep the lights on? Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
And I think it's its own city.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
It feels that way.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Lovely.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, it's absolutely lovely.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Except for I love Disneyland only because I get to
talk to the other like dads and uncles around there,
and we just get a bitch and complain.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
That really hurts my heart because Ocean loves it, and
I would hope that you would.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Have about the heat about all of it. Let men
be ben and just bitch a little bit about where
we're I loved watching all of.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The men at Disneyland actually carrying around all of the
mers that they got in.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
So let us witch about it. Let us look at
the next dude over here, the mom with.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Their kids in the Disney ears while the dad's just
like holding the freaking the book that is for all
the Disneyland characters.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I saw two dudes and it was the best. I
even went. I walked up and I told them to
It was when you guys were waiting to see Frozen
el ay, and there's two dudes. Their kids are waiting
with it, and they're just pushing the stroller back and forth.
These two guys just trying to get the other kids asleep.
And I walked up to them and I said, just
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to let you guys know, this is the best thing
that's happened to me today. And they just looked at
me and they were like just counting down the minutes.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I'm telling magic.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
But like that's the thing like bitching about it, Like
they're like counting down the minute. You know that they're
having fun watching their wife with the kids, and I
enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I want you to have a complaint. Hey, they just
complained for a long time about Peasant. Well, I will
say about Anna though. She says, you know, Ocean says,
my name's Ocean, and so she starts talking about the
ocean how she wants to teach Oloff how to swim.
This is honest, saying she wants to and Ocean goes, m,
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that's not a good idea. There are many sharks in
the ocean and they eat you and you could die.
And Anna didn't really know what to say. She goes, oh,
there's no sharks at Arundel and she goes, there's sharks everywhere.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Anna's looking at you, like, what have you bought your kids?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Like should we talk about what a good swimmer you
are in the pool, but there's no sharks. Maybe maybe
Olof could come to the house let swim there.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
That job would be so nutty to just interact with
thousands of kids and be like periods also but like
going this is our future. These kids are our future,
and just like interacting with them is I would be like,
oh my gosh, it's.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Got to be fulfilling on such like a strange level.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I told you the girl that was in my high
school the talent show. She did amazing at it, and
then she went and was probably Bell for a while too. Well.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I hope she was nice.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
She was always nice.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I refuse to watch Beauty and the Beast for a while.
I need to come back from it. Speaking of peasant
bell and homemaking, this made me really excited. On the
Today Show, you guys, Bed Bath and Beyond is open
again and they still accept the coupons, those giant blue
twenty percent off coupons.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
You can still use them, So hold on, bet it
went out of business, Yes.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Well, a lot of brick and mortar stores ended up closing,
and actually they were saying on the Today Show that
a lot of them are making a comeback that people
are like, we want to see our things in person.
We're sick of ordering and touching and having to return.
It's like enough already.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I told mom that. I was like, at what point
do you just want to go and get it? So
you get it and don't have to return it because
you buy it and I can't tell you how many
times me and her are going.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
To that's never going to change, I know, but that's
the returning is never going to change because Mom has
this weird thing where she just likes to buy. The
other day we were at the mall and she was like,
do I just buy it? Is this cute? I'm like,
I feel like you just want to buy something, and
like I feel like that's just not necessary, Like it's fine,
it's a fucking sweater that you have a million of them.
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I was excitedly and beyond coming back.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So am I I got my shoes there, my slides
they have.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Okay, well, let me tell you something. The woman. So
their first store opened near Nashville and it's actually Bed
Bath and Beyond home, So it's much more curated. It's
more petite. You know how you would walk into Bed
Bath and Beyond and it was like a warehouse you
buy like coffee and like the most most random things.
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That's not how it is anymore. It's much more.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Like.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
It's much more curated.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
It's petite, and it's more of a shop and not
a okay okay us.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
For the longest time, I'm like, where does one go
to buy sheets?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Then?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
If Bed Bath and Beyond is gone, I know where
Bloomingdale's And all they ask you for is your arm
and your leg and Misha, what is this that you
have in here? There's an orca article. They're becoming smart.
It's actually a little scary, tell me about it. I
love orcas.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Everything is just getting wild, you know, getting very wild.
We've got apes coming out of the stone. They're in
the Stone age creating fire. Now they're doing that. But
right now killer whales and I knew you'd like this.
Killer whales are using kelp. It's loading. Let me let
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me read to you. A new study published in the
Current Biology Science observed observed southern resident killer whales manufacturing
tools by tearing off pieces of bull kelp and rolling
them between their bodies. During social interactions, they do this
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to clean their flesh. They are now bathing. They're bathing
each other.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
You guys, they are becoming a little scary.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
And I love orcas. They're the apex predator of the ocean.
They are the smartest no one ever seen the ocean.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Any mammals have a cleaning So that is wild first
besides us. Yeah, wow, that's wild, crazy right without like
just licking themselves, I guess, yeah, like I mean ocean. Yeah,
in the ocean. It's like the first ocean mammal that is, yeah,
(31:47):
cleaning itself. Yeah, which is wild because you're like, they
can't lick, they can't clean themselves. But like they're like, hey,
if we've ripped this off, we could rub it between
ourselves and then we'll clean ourselves. Like that is a
wild thought that they were just like. And they were
just like, oh, well, let's clean ourselves. I know. Wild.
(32:09):
I know.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I'm telling you I'm fascinated, but you know, I don't
necessarily know that if I.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Do killer wells, they don't really go after people right now.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Well, No, that's not entirely true. For a minute there
people were scared because they started attacking boats. They would
put themselves, they would on both sides and they would
make sure that they could rock it enough.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, they do the like they do on like, yes,
the ice to get the seals off. But I heard
that they were doing that because a lot of boats
were like driving and killer welles kind of like staying
near the top and like they were getting hit by
the propellers. Oh, so they were like so they were like,
get the fuck out of our water. I guess so
that is I saw that. But who's to say what
is right what is wrong? But that's they said that.
(32:56):
There was an article that I read that they were
in the boats were in there to territory. They were
getting hit and their fins and all that. So the
orcs were like, get out of our water. So they
would started to flip boats.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
That would make sense.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
When they're in captivity and humans start messing with them.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Uh. I did try to talk to Ocean last night
because we again were watching shark attacks and I told her,
you know, we have to remember, like, yes, sharks can
attack you and it is scary, but they don't think
like humans. They don't sit there and go I'm going
to hurt.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
This person because I want to.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
They're looking for food, and you have to remember we
don't belong in the ocean.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
We're in their.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Environment, so we have to be respectful of everything that
lives in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Right. Do you want to know something else that's crazy?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Hmmm?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Sharks And like all of those are coming onto land
for food. No, Like you'll see sharks swim onto the
beach like to get something fish, dead fish, and then
like they wiggle themselves back into the ocean and they're
just starting to see this that's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Well, by the way, that's what do Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
They go up on it, we'll buy it, and then
they just wiggle themselves. There was a shark that was
just on the beach and it had like a fish
in its mouth and you just see all these people
are like filming it and it's just wiggling itself back
in and then it just goes and it was a
bull shark. Yeah. Wild, they're the I mean, they're the
most dangerous from what I've heard. Very aggressive, yeah, and
they're quick.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I know so much about sharks.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Ocean shame and if can I do a I want
to if you guys are ever in the ocean and
you're swimming with sharks. I learned this from a professional
diver and she does.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
So this is not free cage. This is this is
like free diving.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Free diving. If you are ever scuba diving, snorkeling and
you see a shark, they're this girl and I wish
I knew her name. It isn't ocean though, okay, but
she does shark things excursions, and she was like, this
is just for like learning purposes, and sharks are predators.
(35:05):
Predators are like other predators. So what you want to
do is, if you see a shark swimming at you,
you turn towards it, and you stare dead in its tide.
Choose an eye, and you stare dead in it. If
it keeps swimming at you, you push, You put your
hand out on their top of their nose, and you
guide it whatever way you're comfortable with. I'm right handed,
(35:28):
so I would guide it to my right and you
kind of swim on its top for just a second
and let it keep swimming forward, and then you keep
an eye on it for a minute. But if you're
a predator, as well, it will leave you b and
the girl even like puts it and you see the
shark's eye like kind of like glaze over which I
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read that that means that they're also like feeling endangered
because they're putting up an eye protector if something bites
or attacks. So they fell like, okay, I feel like
now I'm getting attacked. So that is my shark informative.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Informative information info. Yeah, and I saw you something real
quick since we're on the topic of sharks that I
learned last night that I found so interesting and fascinating.
Their top jaw is not attached to their skull, so
their heads are in the air and their teeth drop down.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
So the top of the teeth or the top of
my mouth. Have you seen it?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
You know how you see those gums, it's because it's
not attached to anything.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
It moves the same way their bottom jaw moves.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
So they could be smiling.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
They oh my gosh, They do most of their damage
with their with the top of their mouth, not the bottom.
They grab from the bottom to get a taste to
see what it is, because they create very fatty things.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
That's why they go over the slap on the top.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Then the top of the mouth goes back and forth,
which is what causes that shredding.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Well that would make a lot of sense of why
people And I know it sounds terrible, but like shark attacks,
you lose your leg because it's the sawing your saw bone.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
That's what they're the top of their mouths did.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I just got the chills.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Miley Cyrus goes nude for Perfect magazine, but no one
was focused on the fact that she was new. They
were focused on her mouth. They said it looked like
she had what is it, how do you say this? Buckle? Yeah,
bugle fat removal along with veneers. So bugle fat removal
is where they go into the cheeks to kind of
create that sunken look. But they're saying she can't close
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her mouth, don't. I don't see what everyone else is.
She's you, guys, even without the veneers. Miley Cyrus has
always since being Hannah Montana, had a very broad smile. Yeah,
beautiful smile and just like more of a longer face.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
And so I don't understand why people are.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Going in on her about like I think cosmetic surgery
which everyone is doing. Yeah, whether it's surgery or injectables.
There were like I think six different covers that they shot,
one of which she was like, obviously they're They're all beautiful.
I don't know why this one is making I wouldn't
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be focused on her face. I'm more focused on the
fact that she we get a nice underboob happening some
v liines.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
They're talking about her mouth. I feel like it's just
shadows and there's the photo. It's a photo. What are
they doing photos?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
We don't know. Do they shop them? All of them
look really good, though I actually looks.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Cross and to be honest, I don't think her mouth
looks any different.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
It looks no different than it's.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
That's just Miley Cyrus to me. But then again, like
I'm not looking at Miley Cyrus every day.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
I'm not either. Isn't it weird how so many people?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
But then I would notice it change, right if you
don't see if you see something every day, you're like,
just gets bigger, you don't notice.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah, but you're not seeing any celebrity every day.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
You're seeing them, Like, That's what I'm saying. So like,
if people are talking about her mouth, then I'm seeing
no difference. I should be the one to see a
difference because I haven't seen her and god knows how long. Yeah,
she looks the same.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I think she looks amazing. There are times where people
will tell me, oh my god, stop injecting your face
and your lips, and it's like, recently I did do
all of that at my lip, But I'm like, I
haven't been injected in two years because I haven't been
able to. So it's just so interesting what people see
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that isn't actually there. Like now would make sense if
someone said that to me, because.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
I'd be like, oh, I just I just did it.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
So I just took some needles to the face. But
like before that weird.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
You know that is, yeah, I didn't stop me, you're
doing it.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I think let that be a lesson. When you tell
someone not to do something, it's a waste of breath
because they're gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Just picture somebody telling you not to do something. Do it.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Jamie Lee Curtis.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I saw this uh interview that she did, and I
thought it was so amazing. I love Jamie Lee Curtis.
I love the fact that she has just aged gracefully
and perfectly, and no one can pull off the short
hair like fucking Jamie Lee Curtis, fully gray the glasses.
(40:36):
I love the tone of her voice. I love what
comes out of her mouth. She'm just obsessed with her.
She's hot and sober. Who should she have coming out
freak here Friday with Lindsay Lowhand, which I'm really excited.
I still haven't watched it, but I really really want
to watch it.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
It's out, It's on Disney.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Oh I am watching that tonight.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Yeah, I think, don't quote me.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Well, I'll look, but.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
It'll be out. Think about it. It was Leelo and Stitch
for the longest, only in theaters, and we just watched
that twice in a row. Yeah, Lisa gave that movie
a solid four. Ocean gave it a solid ten. She
loved it.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I didn't have to watch.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Jamie Lee Curtis was asked about Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson,
And you know they have that movie out called The
Naked Gun, and they've had a lot of chemistry. On
the Red Carpet, they were photographed, the two of them
with his two sons and her two sons. So Jamie
Lee Curtis was asked about it, and listen to what
she said. She said, with all due respect to pop culture,
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if love has found its way into that relationship, God
blessed them both. Leave them the fuck alone and let
them like each other. Both of them have had hardship
and they're both beautiful human beings. Curtis continued of the
stars as she got choked up. If they actually have
found an intimate love with each other, we should all
go to bed tonight feeling better.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
I loved that people don't like to see other people
fall in love because a lot of people can't find it.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
I don't think that anyone was not hoping for that.
I think everyone was like, oh my gosh, give us
the status. And if you look at celebrities that have
been celebrities a list for a very long time, like
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn, who I believe met on
the set of our favorite movie Overboard.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
They never got married.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Their relationship has continued to just stay between them and
their loved ones and people close to them, and they
have had a thriving partnership for decades. There's just something
about when you allow other people to get in the mix.
It just taints things a bit, and it makes people
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have an opinion on something they don't know about. And
it's the most vulnerable place she'll ever be in love
with someone. You're giving yourself to someone mentally, emotionally set. Actually,
it's all of those things where it's like, you know what,
let's just keep that between us. And it's something that
I hope I find one day. And then I go
into this place of like, oh my god, but I'm
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in the space.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Of like my life has to be on camera.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Like how does one find the balance? You know, I'm
not an actress, not a singer. I don't have the luxury,
I guess of keeping personal life personal, because my personal.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Life is is reality.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
What has put me in the position that I'm in,
you know?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, No, I get that.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I loved her.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Response, though.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Let them if love has found its way into the relationship,
let them like each other.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
You know, Dad told me one thing that really stuck
with me.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Just one.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
No, a lot, but this one is a good one
for this particular conversation. Opinions are like your genitals, keep
them to yourselves.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
I like that better than opinions are like assholes.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Everybody has one Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
I like, like your genitals. You wants to see that ship.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
No one wants to see that ship nor hear it
slapping around or but if you're in.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
But if you're in an intimate partnership, that's where you
share the most vulnerable parts of yourself yours, not all
just the person who were going off topic. Sorry, and
that sounds like such a dad quote. J Loo was
rejected at Chanel.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Can we get a deeper one?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
So she was.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Shopping in Istanbul.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
She just she's on tour right now and she had
a show in Istanbul and then decided to do a
little bit of shopping.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
She was in like a pink track suit type thing.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
I think j Loo looks pretty much the same, whether
she's all glammed up or just normal. Yeah, like she's
Jenny from the Block. It's just a stunning human being
and has a face that's been recognizable for many of decade.
So she rolls up to Chanel and when she gets there,
the security guard that's at the front of the store
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turns her away. And apparently she was very pleasant, Like
all she did was say like okay, not a problem. Leaves.
Obviously someone at some point was like you just turned away,
Jennifer Lopez. So they invite her back to the store
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and she declined. She was like, thank you so much,
but like, I'm good. That's got to be a dean
to the ego, right, I mean yeah, feel the same way,
and you're not gonna make a scene when someone it's
like just leave it.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Okay, sounds good, and then you have I mean it is,
it's wild. It is wild, but.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
You have to sell these goods. So people that are
coming in and looking like you have to keep the hype.
And whether they're buying a fifteen thousand dollars bag or
a five hundred dollars bracelet, it's like.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
I'm sorry, let me just walk in.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Could walk in the store, let me look around, right.
And also you can say that all of these celebrities
wear these things, but let's be honest, the designers are
gifting them these things. They're not. No, if anything, they're
paying the celebrity to wear these types of items, and.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Then you turn them away when they're actually going to
purchase it.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I know, we'd rather just set it to your house
for free. But she hasn't Jalo hasn't posted one thing
she's been documenting her entire tour.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
She hasn't posted that.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Not one thing about her is symbol performance.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
She'll never be bad.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I would be annoyed too.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Well, when you're I mean yeah, when you're Jlo like that,
you're worldwide, You're.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Worldwide, And some people can say like, well, you know,
you're just a person like everyone else.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
It's like, well, if everyone I was going to walk
into that store and drop money, not like a But
beyond that.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
She's not like a regular person. She's not like you.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
She's a person absolutely, but.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Regularly, she's not far from regularly. She's gonna die just
like everyone else. Yeah, got it understood. But like, she's
not like you, not like me.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
I can't even fathom.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
What it would be like to be what it would
be like to be j Lo. That would be me,
like thinking I'm justin Bieber or something.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
I went to a friend's house the other night.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Who is a somebody and you don't have so I know,
don't say you have no friends?
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Who is a somebody?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
And I was like, I love this. I had no
idea that this neighborhood existed off of this canyon. And
he goes like yeah, John Mayer is the first house
when you drove in.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
He named some other person who I didn't know until
I googled him, and already I forgot his name. I
recognize him.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
He does amazing He does amazing things. It was a.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Fantastic neighborhood that you literally wouldn't know existed. And he said,
and Jennifer Lopez lives literally right next door.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
And I'm like, let's go to take a bathe what
if I find where Jayla? I'm taking a bath in
her hont up?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah, there's no way you're getting in.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
I saw it, and literally it looks like nothing. I
thought it was the end of the cul de sac.
I was like, Oh, how cute they've got like no neighbors.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Is it like high things with like the roofs are
like under the trees, so you can't even see it.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
You could not see anything. It was like a tiny.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Little gate that like a couple of cars could fit
through very high uh trees, and then it goes back
to the ginormous gate like you literally would.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
It was amazing.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
I was told.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I was told, Okay, Jlo did not invite me over.
Let's get into Ronney News, not Ronnie. Can you tell
I'm stuck on Ronnie from last week?
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yeah? Give him the news. I didn't watch.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
No, it was Jersey.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
So social media reports that there's gonna be five new
cast members on Jersey. Uh, and they're in the final
stages of casting. There's only gonna be two or three
cast members that will be back.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
I think we all know who that's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
I think it's gonna be Dolores, Judice, and Gorga.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Well, yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Okay, And if Gorga and Judice are like, we're not
filming a show together, we refuse. I think we know
who probably is going to be the one to not
be back.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
We'll be watching what's her name?
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Jude Ice.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
I really enjoy them both. I think Teresa is like
a such a kind spirit. Her daughter's on gen X. Now,
I don't know how I would feel about my daughters
being on reality TV. That would make me a little nervous.
But what's been said. Andy said on Watch Robin's Live
that the entire cast is going to be announced at Bravocon.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Get your tickets, Get your tickets.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
It reminds me of the first ever Bravocon in New
York where they announced that the new city was going
to be salt Let.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Did I go to that one in New York? Yeah?
Where I had my ankle monitor? Yeah? How fun?
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Was that two times in New York?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:12):
I think there was two times in New York and one. No,
you went the second year? Second year you went when
Jenshaw was banned and I saw her the rooftop. I
was like, how the hell.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
I didn't even know how I got him, but I.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Was like, keep me away from that. She wasn't allowed
into the convention center, but she got.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Into a rooftop party with all these celebrities. I went
because Lauren was like bad and I was like how normal?
And I was like I'm gonna go. So I go
and I just walk in and they were like, hey,
come on in. So I think they knew.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
But I think they knew they what was up.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
They knew what they knew. They know who I am.
But we I'm sitting there and just talking like with
a couple of people, and all of us, I feel
like we all knew she walked in before she did.
She were like something fucked there? She is, Oh shit,
hit mites that's how fucked up.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
And now she's being held in the same prison that
Gallaine Maxwell was just transferred to. You guys have prison
in Texas that is housing Jenshaw, the girl from the
girl from who who didn't made up the what was
her name?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Elizabeth? That is her name? What was it? The dropout
or something?
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Now the dropout Elizabeth Holmes Holmes, Elizabeth Holmes and Gallaine Maxwell.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Did you know what could be alive?
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Someone get a camera in there.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
That I'm not kidding you Genshaw that she tried to
pitch it. She was like, can we do? People can
write whatever they want, but I did hear and it
is so Genshaw. She was like, we should do a
reality TV show of the like us in prison, and
it's like, are you not understanding why you're in prison? Bitch?
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Well, do not understand? You're in prison because.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
You stole money from elderly people, you fucking bag. She
should be in there for longer.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Let me tell you something. She's getting a show.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Yeah, I'll watch it. Are you joking?
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Can I? But Elizabeth Holmes will make an appearance.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
I'm all just to let you know. I am saying
she should be in there for longer. But if she
gets early, don't want your show.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
I will too, But Gallane needs to raw in there.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
What if Gallaide and Maxwell?
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Dude, she was Epstein's right hand woman.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Bye bye, good riddance. Fox announced that Special Forces. You
know it was special Forces we interviewed, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Rudy and Billy. You know what I'm talking about. Yes,
fucking gangster.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
So they finally announced the season forecast, which I already
knew this was happening. It's in Morocco because my friend
Britney Cartwright is doing it did it? And she would
FaceTime me from Morocco at like two in the morning,
and she be like trying to figure out who who
else was going to be there? And she'd be like,
I think this person is going to be on it.
Can you tell? She would be like FaceTime and me
(53:06):
trying to zoom in on the pool, like Brittany, it's
too far away. I cannot see that. She's like, well,
you know me, I'm blad she's got like her bifocals
on can't see ships.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
I would love for her and Lisa to play wears
Waldough so both.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Fail, So we have Britney Cartwright Teresa, Judice and Jia,
her daughter Cody Brown from Sister Wives Dead, Eva Marcel
from Real Housewives of Atlanta, but most importantly from America's
Next Top Model she won Brianna chicken Fry. What is that? Oh,
(53:42):
chicken Fry?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
She was dating the name?
Speaker 1 (53:45):
I thought that was the name of the show she
was on.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
She was on the country.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Singer Chicken Fry. I know, I know who Chicken Fry is.
I only know her as that she's hot.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
No, and she's so dope.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
Sean Johnson East, the Olympic gymnast and her husband Andrew East,
who's an NFL player or was is he? Do you
know if he still plays Montana.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Boys as they were probably filming when they were in
off off season Montana Boys?
Speaker 1 (54:14):
The TikToker Mark Estes dated christ and Cavalari. Yeah, he's
pretty hot. That's the cast.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
That's that'll be a good one.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
I know what happened to Brittany, but I'm not going
to tell because I'd get in trouble. But I do know.
Speaker 3 (54:30):
I do know a little.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
I know a lot. Actually I know everything. I don't
know one but I don't know. But I have to
imagine that Cody Brown probably called it a day very quickly.
That's my guess. I think Eva, you know, the women
do well.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
I think Teresai here's the thing extreme because women are
really strong mentally. I will say that.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
That's why I think maybe Sean Johnson kind of crushed this.
Montana boy went home day two.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
He got there, saw the boat and said, I'll just
see second.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
Rudy was like, shit in that hole. He was like,
I'm out. My whole brand is being sexy, and now
I have.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
To shit in a hole.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
It's like camping.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
The last thing I want to talk about because this
made me really happy. So the adult pacifiers, stressed out
adults are turning to baby pacifiers for stress relief and
sleep aid. You guys, fuck you all. Do you know
how much shit I got when I went to bed
with a bottle and everyone was like that, I are
you joking? And now everyone's on this train. I'm always
(55:33):
just a isn't it fun bit? Ahead of my time?
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Right? Yeah? And isn't it funny? And I feel like
it's a big thing right now because the hand of
mouth or you're not vaping.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
You're just sucking maybe, and it's fine, because your teeth
are all in so you won't have binky mouth.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
We hope don't.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Yeah, you hope you guys be careful about that. But
what made me excited about this is it makes them
one step closer to having adult mama roose.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Guys, guys eyes, Me and Law.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
Probably shouldn't give that idea away, but I feel like
someone else will create it.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
But we were working out and we're just seeing Sosa
just in this Mama roo.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
For those of you who don't know what it is,
it's like this oval thing you put your kid in it.
It's got like the mobile or mobile. You can literally
pick six different settings.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
And it like moves around.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah, you can go in circles, you can go up
and down, you can do a zigzag, and you can
do speeds one, two or three.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
And we came up with a bright idea to make
an adult one like just all you have to do
is make it like a mattress size. You put the
mattress on it and then it just sways it and then
just build a.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
You need to be able to move it to where
like it could prop you up or lower. Dude, people
put lazy boys in their house like in front of
the TV. Just put two of those, you and your
lover sitting a just rocking back and forth.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
I would never get out of bed. Just could you
imagine waking up softly moving I go right back.
Speaker 3 (57:04):
To bed, right back to bed.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
It'd be the equivalent to me taking a puff of weed,
you know that feeling Back in the day.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
My favorite kept.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
The pen next to the bed. You'd wake up, hit
it right back to bed.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
That My favorite thing, though, was taking like three hundred
milligrams of Yeah. I would eat like three hundred, four
hundred milligrams. Me and my buddy, Oh, Taylor, Yeah, Taylor, Taylor.
We would get so ripped, and then we would get Hector's.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Oh the old Moca sala.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah, and then we would watch either Live PD or
COTS and just pass out.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Imagine, well you can't do it now, but imagine doing
all of that in.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
A bed of roof. Betty Root adult roue, adulta roue
will hit.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
Sounds like adulterer an adults R.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Let's go back to the better room.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
I'm not great, and I I'm good at names.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
I just throw a shitload and then one sounds good.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah, something's bound to stick you guys, Thank you for
listening to another episode of the Give Them All a Podcast.
I thoroughly enjoyed myself, and I feel like I got
an elephant off my chest by talking about peasants out.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
So thank you guys for being the soundboard.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
I really needed that. I'm gonna catch you guys on
Monday for a bonus episode and again next Wednesday. Bye bye,
And my love Blakent. Welcome to my podcast podcast Give
Them with Easton. Hey, Kakk, I have something so funny
that I watched this morning, and I didn't want to
tell you about it or show you. I'll show you
after the podcast because I wanted to be the one
(00:27):
to tell you on the pod. So I'm watching the
Today Show this morning, and you know how they have
like the desk type thing what are they called, you know,
like where they where the anchors sit.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
But it's.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Exactly that's exactly what it is. So it's Savannah Guthrie,
it's Dylan Dryer to white women, and then it goes
Craig Melvin and Al Roker to black men. And uh,
Savannah is in like a navy blue blazer with like
(01:03):
a white tank top. Dylan is in a red dress.
And then the two men are.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Both in tope.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, so they cut to them because they're back. We
just watched what the weather is going to be like
in la and and Dylan says there's not much color
happening at that end of the table, okay, And I'll
and Craig look at each other and go, there's nothing
(01:32):
butt color over there. There's nothing butt color over here,
there's no color over there, and you could tell she
was a beat rod. She was so nervous. I meant,
because we're we're wearing color, like I'm going to redress.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I love the retrays.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I died when I tell you. I was rewinding it
and watching it cackling, and then Mom, it had to
have been thirty minutes had passed, right. Mom comes out
from bed and I was like, you have to watch
the funniest shit that just happened, and so she watches
it cackles. Obviously, we go back to it being live
(02:14):
and Owl's there, and now they're all all four of
them are on the couch. He goes now back with
two with two men who look dope, and Dopeknda is like,
thank you for giving us a good laugh, Dylan, that
was really funny. It was just so perfectly. It's like
that video you showed me on TikTok where that guy
(02:37):
who's gone viral and he's like, I'm looking for a
black Oh, is there a black person here?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's like, there's a white person here too.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't need one of those. Finally they go into
saying how offensive it is, and he goes oh, here
it is, and it's a black person he found.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Were you saying, is there a black purse in here?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's what I forget. The girl's day and he looks
at her and he goes, love your hair, love your
hair cut, Denise, and walks.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Do it lady, Do it lady.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
If you guys have not seen that, I don't know
what the guy's name is, and I really wish I
did right now, But if you haven't seen his like sketches,
they are unreal.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
They're kind of shot like the office.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, and if you just look up black purse in here,
in anything that will bring him up.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And then do it lady.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Would do it Lady. They're making T shirts and I
need it his face with do it Lady.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I want them in kid sizes for Ocean and Sosa.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I am now giving those out with gifts that should
be a gift. It's very you get a gift, you
get a candle and a do It Lady shirt.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Can I tell you that's the best gift I've ever
heard of. There's nothing better.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
If you are ever going to get me a gift, candles.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Candles are the greatest. And here's why I love a
candle because it goes away at some point.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I use it. Yeah yeah, and then I go, thank you,
I used your gift.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I don't get me any like I'm so sick. Don't
get me a gift just to be nice. You know
what's nicer? Getting me nothing that I have to think
about storing? Where am I gonna put it? Something I
don't need. Get me a candle, I can light it,
at some point, goes throw it, goes in the garbage.
It's gone, it's over. I have to I have to
keep them alive. It's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And then you feel like you have to because if
that person comes over that gave you the flowers and
they're dead, you're like, oh now I feel like I
didn't care for you.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You know anybody who's ever gotten me anything?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I remember Katie and Tom got us like this Bonzie
tree for my engagement. It was dead within like a day.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, Mom, I can I say something real quick?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Always.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I love how when mom goes out of town. Okay,
up my my heiknee, she goes on water the plants,
water the pumpkin. Did you water the pumpkin today? I
haven't seen her water that thing since she's been home,
and yet it does. When I was taking care of
(05:11):
that thing, it was blossoming. So Janet croaking.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Janet brought over pumpkin seeds and just like all the
things that you need to grow your own pumpkins, and
Ocean was so thrilled about it. I guess that the
upside to what you're saying is if it is indeed dead.
I don't think it is. I just buy a pumpkin
and put it in there, and Ocean thinks that she
grew her own pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah. Also, it could be because we need to put
it in a different spot for the bees to pollinate it.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I put a bee in there last night. There was
a bee stuck in the house. I just took it
out and put it into the pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh, very nicely done. Yeah, there's my uh, there's my
fight at Gigi. Though. I'll bring her in.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Once every time she listens to the podcast and we
shit on her.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
She goes, that was kind of rude.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I loved yesterday when you were just blasting her in
the car. She goes, are you trying to be a shithead?
Because you are? But her face the defeat behind. It
was the greatest well.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Because I told her I never feel bad for her,
like I always felt bad for my dad, and I
feel bad for you and Brandon, my older brother.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Shees, you don't feel bad for me.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I don't know. I was because you're like a selfish person,
Like you don't do anything you don't want to do,
you like put your foot down, Like I never feel
bad for you because you're You're just so in your
own head all the time. And she was like, the
fuck is supposed to be a productive conversation.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
She was just dead staring forward too. And then just
like I'm in the back and I could just see
her side profile. It was the saddest I've ever seen
her love, but it needed to be. It needed to
be her.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't feel bad for her, how glit you?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't either.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
She lives the life of luxury. I'm up this morning.
I'm up this morning. Okay. You can clearly hear kids
screaming me yelling for Ocean to watch the baby while
I make Ocean and Sosa breakfast. And then I hear
my mother from her bedroom and it's eight thirty. Dog
(07:18):
needs to go out. I'm like, are you giving me?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
She called me last night. Dead is a doornail too.
I am in bed asleep. I can't get this fucking
dog up.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Lily's not mobile on her own.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm so sick of her.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I was like, well, let's let's I know, and when
she goes, I'm really over this dog.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
And keep in mind, you guys, my mom is a
dog lover.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I think she's more frustrated at herself because she has
so many things wrong with herself that like, she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Have the mobility.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Mobility meaning Gigi.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Not the dog.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You're the same person, So what makes her so mad?
They're both useless without other people. Then I think that,
and I tell.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Her, I'm like, stop saying that.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Could you imagine if I was like, I'm so sick
of Gigi anything on her own, can't drive a car
by herself. It's fucking rude.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
No, it really is. You have three children.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I've got a lot going three. I've got my mother,
I've got Ocean, I've got Sosa, I've got Lily.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's a lot four.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, And after I'm done cleaning up a diaper, I
have Ocean yelling that she took a poop. So I
get to clean that up, and then I hear the
dog crying and I didn't get to her in time
because I was cleaning up everyone else's ship that Lily
has shipped herself that I have to then clean up.
So when someone asked me, what have you been up
to the last year? Cleaning up shit is what I've been.
(08:54):
This is what I'm gonna say. I've been up to
a lot of ships, a whole lot of ship. Speaking
of last night and you being knocked out by what
nine thirty we went to Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And the hottest day of the year.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, I'm watching the news right before we leave, and
it's like, how did I go from a person who
was like I don't watch the news, so like, that's
all I fucking do all time.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I love the news.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
They're like, it's the hottest day of the year.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
All over, including Anaheim, where Disneyland is, and they say
to us, minimize your time outside. I'm like, oh, all right,
this is gonna be fun. So I just make sure
that we're like stacked to the brim with all of
the things that we can't get at Disneyland, which is
basically nothing. You can get everything at Disneyland and they
(09:41):
will price gouge you, bend you over and have a
heyday you guys.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, a dysani a shitty bottle of dysawny which makes
you thirstier. By the way, well.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It's basically pool water, I would, yeah, but that's all
they it's they're getting smart water. That was only yes,
select area. Yes, that's why when I walked into the
park and they had the option, I said, give me
five smart waters.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Pollie, four seventy five for a desawny water.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Is that a lot? Yeah, Well, just be prepared because Chris.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
There not like the big one. It's like the bottle
of water that is four ninety five, normally four seventy five.
It's one of those I promise. It's yeah, they're too
expensive and usually you get that at the store for
two dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
In may not be having Yeah, I mean I was.
I won't even get into that. Let's not even get
into the tearff shit. Let's move on. So the crew
that we went with it was two moms that Oceans
kids do dance with and they're very cute. But we're
at the age right now where the girls you have
(10:53):
three and usually one is left out right. So you actually,
as a parent have to be very very careful at
this age because you may find yourself with a group
of little girls whose parents may not correct the behavior,
may not be watching to you know, intervene when they
(11:15):
need to intervene. The reason I like this little group
there were three of us, three of them, and Ocean's
going through this phase right now where she's like, my
dress is prettier, I look prettier, And I'm like, where
is she watching this? Where she thinks that this is
normal okay, But not only that, she'll also say to me,
(11:37):
she looks prettier than I do. So I'm trying to
get her to understand, like, I'm all about healthy competition.
When it comes to the prettier thing, she looks better.
Now fuck that, we're stopping the behavior right now. So
I'm doing what I can do. And I got onto
her iPad last night just to see the content she's
been watching, and there's there hasn't been anything on there.
(12:02):
I am not watching myself as a parent to make
sure that I'm never saying, you know that I'm not
uplifting myself in a not a productive way, and that
I'm not putting myself down. So there's just some things
that I'm having to change. Anyway, one of the moms
comes up to me and just says, you know, my
my kid's feeling a little left out. And I'm close
(12:23):
with these moms, so like, all is good. My kid's
feeling a little left out. And we went for one
of the little girl's birthdays. And I understand two of
the little girls, including Ocean and one other kid, they
go to school together, so they see each other.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Every single day. When they're at school, they're playing together.
When they're at recess, they're playing together, fynastic.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yes, they dance, play dates. It's a constant. So I
pulled Ocean aside and I said, we need to include
so little girl. I'm not gonna say names. You know,
it's it's her birthday, it's her special day, so you
need to like pull it together, girl, And she did,
(13:03):
and I was very proud of her. And I loved
that the mom was able to come up to me
and say, you know, babes film left out.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Can we like check it check it?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah. I feel like it's a healthy relationship between the
moms too, and I think that's the biggest thing for the.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Kids one hundred percent. Everyone has to be on the
same page. Feelings can't get hurt. I asked the other day,
would you rather have your kid be bullied or be
the bully? And I think it just depends on who
you are as a parent. I would prefer my child
be the bully because I can check it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, real fucking quick, I can't check another kid who's.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Bullying my Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
My kid's being bullied. I'm going to prison.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, that's just because I'm gonna chat up.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Let me tell you something, little girl. You continue to
bully my kid, you're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
To watch me kick your mom's ass.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, it's just how this goes.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, I went somewhere very wild.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You go dark when it comes to the kids. Hello,
my Love's just a quick moment here. Because this segment
is sponsored by NISA, I'm reminding you to celebrate responsibly
this Labor Day. Did you know that driving under the
influence of marijuana is illegal and if you drive while
you're high, law enforcement can definitely tell if you feel different,
you drive different, drive high, get a DUI.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
That means no driving under the influence of anything. And yes,
that includes weed.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Right, people still act like, oh, it's legal now, so
I can drive. No, no, no, no, driving high is
still driving impaired. Did you know that driving under the
influence of marijuana is illegal? And if you drive while
you're high, law enforcement can definitely tell. And let's be real,
drug impair driving does not get talked about enough. Whether
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it's cannabis, pills or anything that messes with your brain's chemistry,
it is just as dangerous as drinking and driving.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And I think that's what's so tricky, because you don't
always feel wasted, but your reaction time is slower, your
judgment is off, and suddenly you're on the road thinking
you're cool when you're actually a huge risk.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It's so easy to think I'm fine, but you're really not.
The safest thing you can do is make a plan
before the party even starts. Don't wait until you're buzzed
or baked to start figuring things out.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, ride share, a designated driver. We always tell people
the crash on the couch, stay at our place, and
drive home in the morning. So many smart options, And.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Honestly, let's make sober fun again, can we please? Just
because you're not drinking or partaking doesn't mean you have
to sip water out of a solo cup all night.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
So what mocktails are we making for Labor Day this year?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Ooh, I'm really glad you asked, because I have this
new obsession that I can't wait to share with you. Guys.
It's a BlackBerry sage fizz. All you have to do
is muddle a handful of blackberries, then you get fresh
sage leaves at a little lemon juice and honey syrup.
You shake it with ice, and then you top it
off with sparkling water. It's fancy, it's super refreshing, and honestly,
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it tastes like you're at like a five star Spaoo.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
That sounds expensive and delicious. I love it.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
It is, but like in the best way possible, right,
And the best part is there's no hangover. I've linked
that recipe and a few more in the show notes
if you want to try it.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So let's wrap it like this. If you feel different,
you drive different. Period. It's not worth your life or
someone else's or even the legal nightmare of a dui.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
For real, though, that is exactly right this Labor Day.
Let's keep it safe let's keep it stylish, and most importantly,
let's keep it smart. Don't drive impaired, get a ride,
stay over, or be the designated hero.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
You've got options.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Celebrate responsibly this Labor Day and sip something sexy and
sober while you're at it. Speaking of Disneyland, though, we
go to this area. You guys, there's an area at
Disneyland where like you can go.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
And I'm the princesses.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
They're in the rooms, the Princess Room or something.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, it's called like something Hall, Princess Hall. Go with that.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
It's right when you walk into the park.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
There's a line and they they switch out princesses every
so often, and there's three of them in the room
we went through the first time. Keep in mind Ocean's
never been into this. This is the first time we've
done it because she was afraid.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Of anybody dressed up in character.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
So the first time we go, we get Cinderella, we
get Mulan. She freaked out because we listen to you know,
true to your heart by ninety degrees and I'll make
a man out of you, Johnny Osmond.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
The whole right to Disney.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
So the fact that we got to see her. It
was awesome. We go through the second time because they
switched out the princesses.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
The first princess is Bell.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
What it's called the Royal Hall, the.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Royal Disneyland in Anaheim. Say, we go in the three
o'clock hour, Yeah, because I'm pitched.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, I am very like, I'm happy I wasn't in
there because one ocean seeing that. But then you add
two other little girls that I'm kind of protective over. Now,
I Belle would have been wearing her dress over her head.
Stupid bitch, this bitch. Sorry for my language, guys, but
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when it comes to kids.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
So we go in and it's Bell and it's peasant Bell.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Not Peasant Bell.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, like we're not not yellow dress Bell, peasant Bell.
So I want to say, maybe she was pissed about that.
She's got like the blue dress on with like the
basic ass hair and like the little apron or what
the white apron.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
The white apron, beautiful dress.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
So the girls come in and they want to hug her.
She tells them not to touch her. The one of
the little girls grabs the apron. She was, please, don't
touch my apron. They're jumping up and down. When they
first get there, because they're seeing princess excitement. It's called
these girls are four years.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Old and they think you're anything. You're really, bitch, and
guess what you signed up for this shit?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Do you realize the reason why you get to play
fucking pretend all day as a grown ass woman is
because of these little girls right here.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
And all of our money that we all pay.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
They she tells the little girls, no jumping feet on
the floor, you guys, I.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Would have picked her up, thrown her in the ceiling
and then said feet on the floor, bitch.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I'm so glad he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
No, I am too. I probably wouldn't have been allowed
back in Disneyland.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So they ask Bell Peasant Balance, Princess Bell, Peasant Bell
to walk them to the next princess, because that's what
the other princesses did when we were in there in
the morning. They all walked the little girl to the
next princess August.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
She goes seventh.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
By the way, we were there, seventh the record.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Bell at three o'clock at the Royal Hall. I want
her found and I want her on the corner of
the street so I can meet this bell. Bring your boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I can kick his ass to Oh no, there's the
way she has a boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That's a lot a boyfriend. Either bell have a girlfriend.
Let's keep it a fair.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
It is my choice, my choice. I say that it
is my choice to be single, so I can walk
out the house held head.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
But this bitch, okay, so, oh my hell.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
She wants a relationship.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
So the girls ask her to walk them to the
next princess, and she tells them no, yes, I'm not
making this up. Okay, So I'm trying to keep my
composure and not drop the cunt word. And my friend says, oh,
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they're asking you because the other princesses did that, and she's, oh,
well that's so nice.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I kid you not.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
She says that.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
So we go to the next princess. It's Ariel.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
She could not have been kinder, sweeter, more fantastic. Oh
my god, she was so sweet at the Royal Halls
seventh she was lovely. Okay, So I'm getting heated, and
I'm like, I'm about to go back, and there's a
and by the way, there's a line now to get
to Ariel, which means that everyone's aboard ad mission on
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Peasant Bell because she's been to see you next Tuesday.
To every single.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Child, people are like walking out.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
So finally I see this lovely woman who works at
the Royal Hall. Her name is Chloe. She was also fantastic,
and I was like, did she.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Have short hair?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
She was fabulous.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I had a conversation with her too.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Guys, I don't even lie. I turned into a Karen.
I do not wear that with pride, but in this
moment I do. I am never a Karen. I'm never
the bitch that says like, please let me see your
manager when it comes to my kids, give me, give
me Walt Disney, all right, drink him back for the dad.
I have some words for Walt Disney. And I rated
on her. I said it was unacceptable behavior either ratting
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on her now too. Yet this ain't ratten. This is
this is called a full on ten toes down drag.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
No, I'm a New York rat right now dragging this
bitch out by her feet.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So yes, I ratted out and they said they were
having some words with her, And you know what, I
hope that they did, because my ocean was so nervous.
Ocean gets very embarrassed, Like there was a guy that
told her to stop climbing on something and she comes
over to me beat red, and he's like, are we
going to be able to see the princess and soon?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
And I was like, yeah, are you okay? And she
just starts crying. It's so embarrassed. So she was embarrassed.
Her hands were behind her back as she sat there
and just looked up at Bell. She kept her feet
on the floor. She didn't ask her any questions, and
I was not okay with that. I'm like, these little
kids literally think that you are Beauty from Beauty and
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the Beast, and that is how you treat them. But
she shouldn't be interacting with anybody, including children.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Well you know that could stick with her for like
a what do they call those something? Memory or memory there?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
It is so besides that. So to make it better,
you want what I did? I bought my daughter a
four hundred dollar Elsea dress.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I'll make it better for everyone else. It will you
hand me down to Sosa, So it's like two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
A kid, So I like drob it down and it's
in like a garment bag that drab it. I just
grab it right.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
When you go in and have a child's dress and
a garment bag. Yeah, I think you buy a touch.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I go up to my friend and I was like,
all right, we're ready, and she goes, what is this?
I go, it's one of the dresses. She goes that
top shelf. I was like, I got it from there,
and she goes three fifty that the dress is three
hundred and fifty dollars, and I go, well, I've got
a fifty dollars gift card. It'll only be two fifty.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
They had to get the manager.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Was it three fifty and you had a fifty.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Three fifty so it would be what three?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Every go bag one hundred dollars gift card, though that
may come in handy next time. Moving on.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I did get like eighty six bucks off too, because
I'm a pass holder. But I was like, you know what,
look how happy she is. She totally doesn't even know
who Peasant Bella is anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
No, we had to erase that from her memory. Yeah,
that old bag, and she.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Wanted to put it on before eating a freaking hot
dog with ketchubottle.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I was like, absolutely not, not on my watch. Three
fifty fifty. I got it. I got a suit for cheaper.
You know what. Rayer tucks. Brayer tucks.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
And you should have seen the kids in there. They
were all like, I'm like, how much does Disneyland have
to make every day to keep the lights on? Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
And I think it's its own city.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
It feels that way.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Lovely.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, it's absolutely lovely.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Except for I love Disneyland only because I get to
talk to the other like dads and uncles around there,
and we just get a bitch and complain.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
That really hurts my heart because Ocean loves it, and
I would hope that you would.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Have about the heat about all of it. Let men
be ben and just bitch a little bit about where
we're I loved watching all of.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The men at Disneyland actually carrying around all of the
mers that they got in.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
So let us witch about it. Let us look at
the next dude over here, the mom with.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Their kids in the Disney ears while the dad's just
like holding the freaking the book that is for all
the Disneyland characters.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I saw two dudes and it was the best. I
even went. I walked up and I told them to
It was when you guys were waiting to see Frozen
el ay, and there's two dudes. Their kids are waiting
with it, and they're just pushing the stroller back and forth.
These two guys just trying to get the other kids asleep.
And I walked up to them and I said, just
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to let you guys know, this is the best thing
that's happened to me today. And they just looked at
me and they were like just counting down the minutes.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I'm telling magic.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
But like that's the thing like bitching about it, Like
they're like counting down the minute. You know that they're
having fun watching their wife with the kids, and I
enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I want you to have a complaint. Hey, they just
complained for a long time about Peasant. Well, I will
say about Anna though. She says, you know, Ocean says,
my name's Ocean, and so she starts talking about the
ocean how she wants to teach Oloff how to swim.
This is honest, saying she wants to and Ocean goes, m,
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that's not a good idea. There are many sharks in
the ocean and they eat you and you could die.
And Anna didn't really know what to say. She goes, oh,
there's no sharks at Arundel and she goes, there's sharks everywhere.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Anna's looking at you, like, what have you bought your kids?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Like should we talk about what a good swimmer you
are in the pool, but there's no sharks. Maybe maybe
Olof could come to the house let swim there.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
That job would be so nutty to just interact with
thousands of kids and be like periods also but like
going this is our future. These kids are our future,
and just like interacting with them is I would be like,
oh my gosh, it's.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Got to be fulfilling on such like a strange level.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I told you the girl that was in my high
school the talent show. She did amazing at it, and
then she went and was probably Bell for a while too. Well.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I hope she was nice.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
She was always nice.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I refuse to watch Beauty and the Beast for a while.
I need to come back from it. Speaking of peasant
bell and homemaking, this made me really excited. On the
Today Show, you guys, Bed Bath and Beyond is open
again and they still accept the coupons, those giant blue
twenty percent off coupons.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
You can still use them, So hold on, bet it
went out of business, Yes.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Well, a lot of brick and mortar stores ended up closing,
and actually they were saying on the Today Show that
a lot of them are making a comeback that people
are like, we want to see our things in person.
We're sick of ordering and touching and having to return.
It's like enough already.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I told mom that. I was like, at what point
do you just want to go and get it? So
you get it and don't have to return it because
you buy it and I can't tell you how many
times me and her are going.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
To that's never going to change, I know, but that's
the returning is never going to change because Mom has
this weird thing where she just likes to buy. The
other day we were at the mall and she was like,
do I just buy it? Is this cute? I'm like,
I feel like you just want to buy something, and
like I feel like that's just not necessary, Like it's fine,
it's a fucking sweater that you have a million of them.
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I was excitedly and beyond coming back.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So am I I got my shoes there, my slides
they have.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Okay, well, let me tell you something. The woman. So
their first store opened near Nashville and it's actually Bed
Bath and Beyond home, So it's much more curated. It's
more petite. You know how you would walk into Bed
Bath and Beyond and it was like a warehouse you
buy like coffee and like the most most random things.
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That's not how it is anymore. It's much more.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Like.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
It's much more curated.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
It's petite, and it's more of a shop and not
a okay okay us.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
For the longest time, I'm like, where does one go
to buy sheets?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Then?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
If Bed Bath and Beyond is gone, I know where
Bloomingdale's And all they ask you for is your arm
and your leg and Misha, what is this that you
have in here? There's an orca article. They're becoming smart.
It's actually a little scary, tell me about it. I
love orcas.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Everything is just getting wild, you know, getting very wild.
We've got apes coming out of the stone. They're in
the Stone age creating fire. Now they're doing that. But
right now killer whales and I knew you'd like this.
Killer whales are using kelp. It's loading. Let me let
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me read to you. A new study published in the
Current Biology Science observed observed southern resident killer whales manufacturing
tools by tearing off pieces of bull kelp and rolling
them between their bodies. During social interactions, they do this
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to clean their flesh. They are now bathing. They're bathing
each other.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
You guys, they are becoming a little scary.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
And I love orcas. They're the apex predator of the ocean.
They are the smartest no one ever seen the ocean.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Any mammals have a cleaning So that is wild first
besides us. Yeah, wow, that's wild, crazy right without like
just licking themselves, I guess, yeah, like I mean ocean. Yeah,
in the ocean. It's like the first ocean mammal that is, yeah,
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cleaning itself. Yeah, which is wild because you're like, they
can't lick, they can't clean themselves. But like they're like, hey,
if we've ripped this off, we could rub it between
ourselves and then we'll clean ourselves. Like that is a
wild thought that they were just like. And they were
just like, oh, well, let's clean ourselves. I know. Wild.
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I know.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I'm telling you I'm fascinated, but you know, I don't
necessarily know that if I.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Do killer wells, they don't really go after people right now.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Well, No, that's not entirely true. For a minute there
people were scared because they started attacking boats. They would
put themselves, they would on both sides and they would
make sure that they could rock it enough.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, they do the like they do on like, yes,
the ice to get the seals off. But I heard
that they were doing that because a lot of boats
were like driving and killer welles kind of like staying
near the top and like they were getting hit by
the propellers. Oh, so they were like so they were like,
get the fuck out of our water. I guess so
that is I saw that. But who's to say what
is right what is wrong? But that's they said that.
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There was an article that I read that they were
in the boats were in there to territory. They were
getting hit and their fins and all that. So the
orcs were like, get out of our water. So they
would started to flip boats.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
That would make sense.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
When they're in captivity and humans start messing with them.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Uh. I did try to talk to Ocean last night
because we again were watching shark attacks and I told her,
you know, we have to remember, like, yes, sharks can
attack you and it is scary, but they don't think
like humans. They don't sit there and go I'm going
to hurt.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
This person because I want to.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
They're looking for food, and you have to remember we
don't belong in the ocean.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
We're in their.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Environment, so we have to be respectful of everything that
lives in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Right. Do you want to know something else that's crazy?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Hmmm?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Sharks And like all of those are coming onto land
for food. No, Like you'll see sharks swim onto the
beach like to get something fish, dead fish, and then
like they wiggle themselves back into the ocean and they're
just starting to see this that's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Well, by the way, that's what do Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
They go up on it, we'll buy it, and then
they just wiggle themselves. There was a shark that was
just on the beach and it had like a fish
in its mouth and you just see all these people
are like filming it and it's just wiggling itself back
in and then it just goes and it was a
bull shark. Yeah. Wild, they're the I mean, they're the
most dangerous from what I've heard. Very aggressive, yeah, and
they're quick.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I know so much about sharks.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Ocean shame and if can I do a I want
to if you guys are ever in the ocean and
you're swimming with sharks. I learned this from a professional
diver and she does.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
So this is not free cage. This is this is
like free diving.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Free diving. If you are ever scuba diving, snorkeling and
you see a shark, they're this girl and I wish
I knew her name. It isn't ocean though, okay, but
she does shark things excursions, and she was like, this
is just for like learning purposes, and sharks are predators.
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Predators are like other predators. So what you want to
do is, if you see a shark swimming at you,
you turn towards it, and you stare dead in its tide.
Choose an eye, and you stare dead in it. If
it keeps swimming at you, you push, You put your
hand out on their top of their nose, and you
guide it whatever way you're comfortable with. I'm right handed,
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so I would guide it to my right and you
kind of swim on its top for just a second
and let it keep swimming forward, and then you keep
an eye on it for a minute. But if you're
a predator, as well, it will leave you b and
the girl even like puts it and you see the
shark's eye like kind of like glaze over which I
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read that that means that they're also like feeling endangered
because they're putting up an eye protector if something bites
or attacks. So they fell like, okay, I feel like
now I'm getting attacked. So that is my shark informative.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Informative information info. Yeah, and I saw you something real
quick since we're on the topic of sharks that I
learned last night that I found so interesting and fascinating.
Their top jaw is not attached to their skull, so
their heads are in the air and their teeth drop down.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
So the top of the teeth or the top of
my mouth. Have you seen it?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
You know how you see those gums, it's because it's
not attached to anything.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
It moves the same way their bottom jaw moves.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
So they could be smiling.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
They oh my gosh, They do most of their damage
with their with the top of their mouth, not the bottom.
They grab from the bottom to get a taste to
see what it is, because they create very fatty things.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
That's why they go over the slap on the top.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Then the top of the mouth goes back and forth,
which is what causes that shredding.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Well that would make a lot of sense of why
people And I know it sounds terrible, but like shark attacks,
you lose your leg because it's the sawing your saw bone.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
That's what they're the top of their mouths did.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I just got the chills.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Miley Cyrus goes nude for Perfect magazine, but no one
was focused on the fact that she was new. They
were focused on her mouth. They said it looked like
she had what is it, how do you say this? Buckle? Yeah,
bugle fat removal along with veneers. So bugle fat removal
is where they go into the cheeks to kind of
create that sunken look. But they're saying she can't close
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her mouth, don't. I don't see what everyone else is.
She's you, guys, even without the veneers. Miley Cyrus has
always since being Hannah Montana, had a very broad smile. Yeah,
beautiful smile and just like more of a longer face.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
And so I don't understand why people are.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Going in on her about like I think cosmetic surgery
which everyone is doing. Yeah, whether it's surgery or injectables.
There were like I think six different covers that they shot,
one of which she was like, obviously they're They're all beautiful.
I don't know why this one is making I wouldn't
(38:24):
be focused on her face. I'm more focused on the
fact that she we get a nice underboob happening some
v liines.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
They're talking about her mouth. I feel like it's just
shadows and there's the photo. It's a photo. What are
they doing photos?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
We don't know. Do they shop them? All of them
look really good, though I actually looks.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Cross and to be honest, I don't think her mouth
looks any different.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
It looks no different than it's.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
That's just Miley Cyrus to me. But then again, like
I'm not looking at Miley Cyrus every day.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
I'm not either. Isn't it weird how so many people?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
But then I would notice it change, right if you
don't see if you see something every day, you're like,
just gets bigger, you don't notice.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah, but you're not seeing any celebrity every day.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
You're seeing them, Like, That's what I'm saying. So like,
if people are talking about her mouth, then I'm seeing
no difference. I should be the one to see a
difference because I haven't seen her and god knows how long. Yeah,
she looks the same.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I think she looks amazing. There are times where people
will tell me, oh my god, stop injecting your face
and your lips, and it's like, recently I did do
all of that at my lip, But I'm like, I
haven't been injected in two years because I haven't been
able to. So it's just so interesting what people see
(39:45):
that isn't actually there. Like now would make sense if
someone said that to me, because.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
I'd be like, oh, I just I just did it.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
So I just took some needles to the face. But
like before that weird.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
You know that is, yeah, I didn't stop me, you're
doing it.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I think let that be a lesson. When you tell
someone not to do something, it's a waste of breath
because they're gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Just picture somebody telling you not to do something. Do it.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Jamie Lee Curtis.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I saw this uh interview that she did, and I
thought it was so amazing. I love Jamie Lee Curtis.
I love the fact that she has just aged gracefully
and perfectly, and no one can pull off the short
hair like fucking Jamie Lee Curtis, fully gray the glasses.
(40:36):
I love the tone of her voice. I love what
comes out of her mouth. She'm just obsessed with her.
She's hot and sober. Who should she have coming out
freak here Friday with Lindsay Lowhand, which I'm really excited.
I still haven't watched it, but I really really want
to watch it.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
It's out, It's on Disney.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Oh I am watching that tonight.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Yeah, I think, don't quote me.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Well, I'll look, but.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
It'll be out. Think about it. It was Leelo and Stitch
for the longest, only in theaters, and we just watched
that twice in a row. Yeah, Lisa gave that movie
a solid four. Ocean gave it a solid ten. She
loved it.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I didn't have to watch.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Jamie Lee Curtis was asked about Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson,
And you know they have that movie out called The
Naked Gun, and they've had a lot of chemistry. On
the Red Carpet, they were photographed, the two of them
with his two sons and her two sons. So Jamie
Lee Curtis was asked about it, and listen to what
she said. She said, with all due respect to pop culture,
(41:39):
if love has found its way into that relationship, God
blessed them both. Leave them the fuck alone and let
them like each other. Both of them have had hardship
and they're both beautiful human beings. Curtis continued of the
stars as she got choked up. If they actually have
found an intimate love with each other, we should all
go to bed tonight feeling better.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
I loved that people don't like to see other people
fall in love because a lot of people can't find it.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
I don't think that anyone was not hoping for that.
I think everyone was like, oh my gosh, give us
the status. And if you look at celebrities that have
been celebrities a list for a very long time, like
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn, who I believe met on
the set of our favorite movie Overboard.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
They never got married.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Their relationship has continued to just stay between them and
their loved ones and people close to them, and they
have had a thriving partnership for decades. There's just something
about when you allow other people to get in the mix.
It just taints things a bit, and it makes people
(42:49):
have an opinion on something they don't know about. And
it's the most vulnerable place she'll ever be in love
with someone. You're giving yourself to someone mentally, emotionally set. Actually,
it's all of those things where it's like, you know what,
let's just keep that between us. And it's something that
I hope I find one day. And then I go
into this place of like, oh my god, but I'm
(43:12):
in the space.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Of like my life has to be on camera.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Like how does one find the balance? You know, I'm
not an actress, not a singer. I don't have the luxury,
I guess of keeping personal life personal, because my personal.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Life is is reality.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
What has put me in the position that I'm in,
you know?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, No, I get that.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I loved her.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Response, though.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Let them if love has found its way into the relationship,
let them like each other.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
You know, Dad told me one thing that really stuck
with me.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Just one.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
No, a lot, but this one is a good one
for this particular conversation. Opinions are like your genitals, keep
them to yourselves.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
I like that better than opinions are like assholes.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Everybody has one Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
I like, like your genitals. You wants to see that ship.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
No one wants to see that ship nor hear it
slapping around or but if you're in.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
But if you're in an intimate partnership, that's where you
share the most vulnerable parts of yourself yours, not all
just the person who were going off topic. Sorry, and
that sounds like such a dad quote. J Loo was
rejected at Chanel.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Can we get a deeper one?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
So she was.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Shopping in Istanbul.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
She just she's on tour right now and she had
a show in Istanbul and then decided to do a
little bit of shopping.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
She was in like a pink track suit type thing.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
I think j Loo looks pretty much the same, whether
she's all glammed up or just normal. Yeah, like she's
Jenny from the Block. It's just a stunning human being
and has a face that's been recognizable for many of decade.
So she rolls up to Chanel and when she gets there,
the security guard that's at the front of the store
(45:14):
turns her away. And apparently she was very pleasant, Like
all she did was say like okay, not a problem. Leaves.
Obviously someone at some point was like you just turned away,
Jennifer Lopez. So they invite her back to the store
(45:34):
and she declined. She was like, thank you so much,
but like, I'm good. That's got to be a dean
to the ego, right, I mean yeah, feel the same way,
and you're not gonna make a scene when someone it's
like just leave it.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Okay, sounds good, and then you have I mean it is,
it's wild. It is wild, but.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
You have to sell these goods. So people that are
coming in and looking like you have to keep the hype.
And whether they're buying a fifteen thousand dollars bag or
a five hundred dollars bracelet, it's like.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
I'm sorry, let me just walk in.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Could walk in the store, let me look around, right.
And also you can say that all of these celebrities
wear these things, but let's be honest, the designers are
gifting them these things. They're not. No, if anything, they're
paying the celebrity to wear these types of items, and.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Then you turn them away when they're actually going to
purchase it.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I know, we'd rather just set it to your house
for free. But she hasn't Jalo hasn't posted one thing
she's been documenting her entire tour.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
She hasn't posted that.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Not one thing about her is symbol performance.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
She'll never be bad.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I would be annoyed too.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Well, when you're I mean yeah, when you're Jlo like that,
you're worldwide, You're.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Worldwide, And some people can say like, well, you know,
you're just a person like everyone else.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
It's like, well, if everyone I was going to walk
into that store and drop money, not like a But
beyond that.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
She's not like a regular person. She's not like you.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
She's a person absolutely, but.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Regularly, she's not far from regularly. She's gonna die just
like everyone else. Yeah, got it understood. But like, she's
not like you, not like me.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
I can't even fathom.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
What it would be like to be what it would
be like to be j Lo. That would be me,
like thinking I'm justin Bieber or something.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
I went to a friend's house the other night.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Who is a somebody and you don't have so I know,
don't say you have no friends?
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Who is a somebody?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
And I was like, I love this. I had no
idea that this neighborhood existed off of this canyon. And
he goes like yeah, John Mayer is the first house
when you drove in.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
He named some other person who I didn't know until
I googled him, and already I forgot his name. I
recognize him.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
He does amazing He does amazing things. It was a.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Fantastic neighborhood that you literally wouldn't know existed. And he said,
and Jennifer Lopez lives literally right next door.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
And I'm like, let's go to take a bathe what
if I find where Jayla? I'm taking a bath in
her hont up?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah, there's no way you're getting in.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
I saw it, and literally it looks like nothing. I
thought it was the end of the cul de sac.
I was like, Oh, how cute they've got like no neighbors.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Is it like high things with like the roofs are
like under the trees, so you can't even see it.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
You could not see anything. It was like a tiny.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Little gate that like a couple of cars could fit
through very high uh trees, and then it goes back
to the ginormous gate like you literally would.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
It was amazing.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
I was told.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I was told, Okay, Jlo did not invite me over.
Let's get into Ronney News, not Ronnie. Can you tell
I'm stuck on Ronnie from last week?
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yeah? Give him the news. I didn't watch.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
No, it was Jersey.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
So social media reports that there's gonna be five new
cast members on Jersey. Uh, and they're in the final
stages of casting. There's only gonna be two or three
cast members that will be back.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
I think we all know who that's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
I think it's gonna be Dolores, Judice, and Gorga.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Well, yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Okay, And if Gorga and Judice are like, we're not
filming a show together, we refuse. I think we know
who probably is going to be the one to not
be back.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
We'll be watching what's her name?
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Jude Ice.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
I really enjoy them both. I think Teresa is like
a such a kind spirit. Her daughter's on gen X. Now,
I don't know how I would feel about my daughters
being on reality TV. That would make me a little nervous.
But what's been said. Andy said on Watch Robin's Live
that the entire cast is going to be announced at Bravocon.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Get your tickets, Get your tickets.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
It reminds me of the first ever Bravocon in New
York where they announced that the new city was going
to be salt Let.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Did I go to that one in New York? Yeah?
Where I had my ankle monitor? Yeah? How fun?
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Was that two times in New York?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:12):
I think there was two times in New York and one. No,
you went the second year? Second year you went when
Jenshaw was banned and I saw her the rooftop. I
was like, how the hell.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
I didn't even know how I got him, but I.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Was like, keep me away from that. She wasn't allowed
into the convention center, but she got.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Into a rooftop party with all these celebrities. I went
because Lauren was like bad and I was like how normal?
And I was like I'm gonna go. So I go
and I just walk in and they were like, hey,
come on in. So I think they knew.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
But I think they knew they what was up.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
They knew what they knew. They know who I am.
But we I'm sitting there and just talking like with
a couple of people, and all of us, I feel
like we all knew she walked in before she did.
She were like something fucked there? She is, Oh shit,
hit mites that's how fucked up.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
And now she's being held in the same prison that
Gallaine Maxwell was just transferred to. You guys have prison
in Texas that is housing Jenshaw, the girl from the
girl from who who didn't made up the what was
her name?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Elizabeth? That is her name? What was it? The dropout
or something?
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Now the dropout Elizabeth Holmes Holmes, Elizabeth Holmes and Gallaine Maxwell.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Did you know what could be alive?
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Someone get a camera in there.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
That I'm not kidding you Genshaw that she tried to
pitch it. She was like, can we do? People can
write whatever they want, but I did hear and it
is so Genshaw. She was like, we should do a
reality TV show of the like us in prison, and
it's like, are you not understanding why you're in prison? Bitch?
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Well, do not understand? You're in prison because.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
You stole money from elderly people, you fucking bag. She
should be in there for longer.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Let me tell you something. She's getting a show.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Yeah, I'll watch it. Are you joking?
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Can I? But Elizabeth Holmes will make an appearance.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
I'm all just to let you know. I am saying
she should be in there for longer. But if she
gets early, don't want your show.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
I will too, But Gallane needs to raw in there.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
What if Gallaide and Maxwell?
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Dude, she was Epstein's right hand woman.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Bye bye, good riddance. Fox announced that Special Forces. You
know it was special Forces we interviewed, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Rudy and Billy. You know what I'm talking about. Yes,
fucking gangster.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
So they finally announced the season forecast, which I already
knew this was happening. It's in Morocco because my friend
Britney Cartwright is doing it did it? And she would
FaceTime me from Morocco at like two in the morning,
and she be like trying to figure out who who
else was going to be there? And she'd be like,
I think this person is going to be on it.
Can you tell? She would be like FaceTime and me
(53:06):
trying to zoom in on the pool, like Brittany, it's
too far away. I cannot see that. She's like, well,
you know me, I'm blad she's got like her bifocals
on can't see ships.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
I would love for her and Lisa to play wears
Waldough so both.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Fail, So we have Britney Cartwright Teresa, Judice and Jia,
her daughter Cody Brown from Sister Wives Dead, Eva Marcel
from Real Housewives of Atlanta, but most importantly from America's
Next Top Model she won Brianna chicken Fry. What is that? Oh,
(53:42):
chicken Fry?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
She was dating the name?
Speaker 1 (53:45):
I thought that was the name of the show she
was on.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
She was on the country.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Singer Chicken Fry. I know, I know who Chicken Fry is.
I only know her as that she's hot.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
No, and she's so dope.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
Sean Johnson East, the Olympic gymnast and her husband Andrew East,
who's an NFL player or was is he? Do you
know if he still plays Montana.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Boys as they were probably filming when they were in
off off season Montana Boys?
Speaker 1 (54:14):
The TikToker Mark Estes dated christ and Cavalari. Yeah, he's
pretty hot. That's the cast.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
That's that'll be a good one.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
I know what happened to Brittany, but I'm not going
to tell because I'd get in trouble. But I do know.
Speaker 3 (54:30):
I do know a little.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
I know a lot. Actually I know everything. I don't
know one but I don't know. But I have to
imagine that Cody Brown probably called it a day very quickly.
That's my guess. I think Eva, you know, the women
do well.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
I think Teresai here's the thing extreme because women are
really strong mentally. I will say that.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
That's why I think maybe Sean Johnson kind of crushed this.
Montana boy went home day two.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
He got there, saw the boat and said, I'll just
see second.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
Rudy was like, shit in that hole. He was like,
I'm out. My whole brand is being sexy, and now
I have.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
To shit in a hole.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
It's like camping.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
The last thing I want to talk about because this
made me really happy. So the adult pacifiers, stressed out
adults are turning to baby pacifiers for stress relief and
sleep aid. You guys, fuck you all. Do you know
how much shit I got when I went to bed
with a bottle and everyone was like that, I are
you joking? And now everyone's on this train. I'm always
(55:33):
just a isn't it fun bit? Ahead of my time?
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Right? Yeah? And isn't it funny? And I feel like
it's a big thing right now because the hand of
mouth or you're not vaping.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
You're just sucking maybe, and it's fine, because your teeth
are all in so you won't have binky mouth.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
We hope don't.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Yeah, you hope you guys be careful about that. But
what made me excited about this is it makes them
one step closer to having adult mama roose.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Guys, guys eyes, Me and Law.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
Probably shouldn't give that idea away, but I feel like
someone else will create it.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
But we were working out and we're just seeing Sosa
just in this Mama roo.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
For those of you who don't know what it is,
it's like this oval thing you put your kid in it.
It's got like the mobile or mobile. You can literally
pick six different settings.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
And it like moves around.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah, you can go in circles, you can go up
and down, you can do a zigzag, and you can
do speeds one, two or three.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
And we came up with a bright idea to make
an adult one like just all you have to do
is make it like a mattress size. You put the
mattress on it and then it just sways it and then
just build a.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
You need to be able to move it to where
like it could prop you up or lower. Dude, people
put lazy boys in their house like in front of
the TV. Just put two of those, you and your
lover sitting a just rocking back and forth.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
I would never get out of bed. Just could you
imagine waking up softly moving I go right back.
Speaker 3 (57:04):
To bed, right back to bed.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
It'd be the equivalent to me taking a puff of weed,
you know that feeling Back in the day.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
My favorite kept.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
The pen next to the bed. You'd wake up, hit
it right back to bed.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
That My favorite thing, though, was taking like three hundred
milligrams of Yeah. I would eat like three hundred, four
hundred milligrams. Me and my buddy, Oh, Taylor, Yeah, Taylor, Taylor.
We would get so ripped, and then we would get Hector's.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Oh the old Moca sala.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah, and then we would watch either Live PD or
COTS and just pass out.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Imagine, well you can't do it now, but imagine doing
all of that in.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
A bed of roof. Betty Root adult roue, adulta roue
will hit.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
Sounds like adulterer an adults R.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Let's go back to the better room.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
I'm not great, and I I'm good at names.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
I just throw a shitload and then one sounds good.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah, something's bound to stick you guys, Thank you for
listening to another episode of the Give Them All a Podcast.
I thoroughly enjoyed myself, and I feel like I got
an elephant off my chest by talking about peasants out.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
So thank you guys for being the soundboard.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
I really needed that. I'm gonna catch you guys on
Monday for a bonus episode and again next Wednesday. Bye bye,
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