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We'll make the assumption it's just for kids, almost a
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Speaker 6 (03:52):
So we'll get to that coming up in a little bit.
Have you seen the movie Saving Private Ryan, Yes, which
you think it was a good one. It's great movie. Yeah,
it might be Spielberg's best movie.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Okay, ET was pretty good, right, I mean not today?
By the way, have you seen the guy who played
Et a little bit? You gay? Right? Look up, guy
who played Et. He didn't have any legs.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
He didn't have any legs, which would explain why the
Et character wobbles.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That makes good sense.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, anyway, why are you looking that up? That's an
interesting picture and you can see how he was inside Et. Anyway,
sorry for that side question. How long ago do you
think Saving Private Ryan came out?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Nineties?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
How many years? How long ago? How many years back?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Say twenty seven years, almost thirty thirty years?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, Gimb, I didn't get as closer like twenty five
because I almost say it was two thousand, two thousand
and one.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Lindsey had the first the number correct, the first twenty
seven years. Wow, is when it came out. And I
didn't know this, but they wanted Mel Gibson.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Or Harrison Ford to play.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
The Captain John Miller the lead, the character that Tom
Hanks played, Okay, and I can't vision anybody else other
than Tom Hanks playing it. Then they tried they wanted
Ethan Hawk, Neil Patrick Harris or ed Norton to play
the character that was portrayed by Matt.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Damon Ethan Hawk ed Norton. Maybe, yeah, definitely not in pH.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
What's the hate with mph Man. He's a phenomenal actor.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
He's a great actor. I just don't see him in
that type of role. Like you see him Neil Patrick
Harris as Doogie Howser, right, that's what he was always
known as. And then he did the satirical role of
himself and Harold and Kumar, which broke away from that,
you know, wholesome character that he was known as. And
then he gets into how I Met your Mother, and
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you know, it was just, you know, wow, this is
totally opposite of what he's used to. But to see
him in a war movie, I just don't think that
would be a good fit at all.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
He's a phenomenal actor. I don't know if he could
have done that.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
He was a scene stealer in Gone Girl definitely, and
Gone Girl he plays kind of a menacing X stalker
and he can't let go and he's creepy, yes, and
he kills at it when you first see her like
n pH, Yeah, right, But he I think he's a
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phenomenal actor. Who just doesn't we haven't seen him in
that breakout role where you're like, what kind of like
how when Robin Williams did Photo Booth, Yeah, yeah, right,
and you're like, what if he was so good you
were like this doesn't feel like you felt dirty for
thinking he was good as a menacing psychopath.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, but I don't know if.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
That which is not the doctor one where he plays
because that guy was a psychopath.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Was that? Oh God, damn it, it's not Jack.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no doctor feel good. Nope,
uh flubber, doctor Doolittle, no doctor smiles. Hold on, we're
on a side. Quest Lindsay patch Adam's damn it all right,
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Speaker 2 (07:37):
I don't know if that would have been the breakout
role for him had he taken Matt Damon's role.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
I mean, it was a complete deviation from anything else ago.
It is the height of how I Met your mother? Right. Anyway,
there's still other stuff on this.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
It was based kind of on a true story about
four brother the real story four young American men, the
Nyland Brothers, who fought in the Second World War. Three
of them were reportedly killed in action. The surviving brother, Fritz,
was sit home. It turned out one of the brothers
was alive and held captive in a pow camp, so
it is based on a true story. Then they wanted
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Billy Bob Thornton to play the character hove Arth who
horvith I think his name was played by Tom Sizemore,
who was phenomenal in that role.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But this is funny.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
The reason because Billy Bob Thornton was afraid of water.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
What do you expect from a man that wears lady pants?
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Here you go, it's all I can see watching lambman.
I'm like, right, how's that pocket? That's got a coin pocket?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Right? Right? Well, that's you know, that's for the show.
Outside he likes to be a lady pan.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Now, everybody was aware of Tom Sizemore and his drug problems,
and so Spielberg said he could do the role, but
he had to pass regular drug tests during the show,
and if Sizemore failed to test, he'd be fired and
he would replace him and reshoot all the scenes.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
He was serious about it. Yeah, what kind of drugs
are you thinking about? Probably cocaine, Yeah, I think it's
probably widely. It's probably yes, right, yeah, what kind of drug.
I'll take it all of them.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
It'd probably be easier if I mentioned the ones not right,
water right. Spielberg cast Vin Diesel as Caparzio after seeing
Vin Diesel's.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Film Multi Facial.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Never heard of it, me neither, which is not a
movie you would promote at nine.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Or maybe.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
It's a short about the difficulties of an ethnic actor
finding work in Hollywood. He called it the most bizarre
form of recruitment I've ever experienced. It is wild to me.
I think Vin Diesel is widely successful.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh yeah, he's a one trick pony, but he's very
successful at his one trick. I would argue he's an
A list actor.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
He's a world Sorry, so chunked up about this.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
He's a world wide star, A list actor.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Yeah, okay, the Fast and Furious franchise is Vin Diesel.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
End of story.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Oh yeah, for sure, there's no Fast and Furious without him.
And I understand that may be a wild claim, but
when you vision the movie, you think of his mug.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh one hundred percent. I mean you could say, oh,
Paul Walker, but you know he did so somebody got
a take over, and I don't think he's been in
it for like nine nine different films. Well, yeah, it's
kind of hard to act when you're dead, that's what
I'm Well, they get that's not true. They got it
in some Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
And that the idea that movie's so old to me
is like, it kind of messes with my head because
it feels like a very recent movie. He made the
cast do a ten day boot camp to learn to
be in a military unit, which I think is wild
to imply that you can get the grasp of a
military unit in ten days. Hank's had done the same
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for Forrest Gumps, so he knew how hard it would be.
After a few days, there was apparently a vote among
the actors to leave the camp, but Hank said, no,
We're stayed, and they all had to go along with it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
This sucks, Tom, I want to go. What's two damn bed.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Matt Damon was the only character that didn't have to
do the camp, because Spielberg wanted the cast to resent
him and have hate towards him while for the character
for the movie, which worked because they were annoyed by
him already. Because they had to go on this little
side mission during the war that movie is just so good.
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I'm a big believer. The movie should smack you in
the face from behind, guys, just crazy smack you in
the face. Gunfire sound effects were recorded from a real
World War Two weapons. Two of the landing craft were
actually used in World War Two. Forty barrels of fake
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blood were used and seventeen thousand bullet squibs were used.
They didn't storyboard the storming of the beach at all.
They had over a thousand extras and they were made
up of real amputees for shots of people with limbs missing.
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A local World War Two reenactment group were cast in
the sequence to be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Why I just made their day, Yeah Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
General Marshall reads a letter from Abraham Lincoln to a
woman called Lydia Bixby in eighteen sixty four. She lost
five sons in the Civil War. The letter is real,
though historians now say evidence suggest only two of Lydia
Bixby's sons died. At least two of the others may
have deserted. That's the letter that's read in the movie.
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Remember she driving up the thing. One of the key
moments is when that's my mission speech in the script,
the speech was a lot longer, but Hanks felt his
character wouldn't like talking about himself, so he told Spielberg
that he was going to shorten it, and Spielberg was like,
that's fine. What they were in the movie together, the
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Spielberg Tom Hanks brought the story idea in the first
run of the script to Spielberg. So technically you could argue,
was Tom Hanks's movie?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, but Tom Hanks don't make movies. He just accent.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Oh he makes movies, dude. The Wonders is one that's
just Band of Brothers is his?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah? I thought that, so was Saving Private Ryan. I
thought he had directed it too.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Tom Hanks has done and produced a lot of movies. Okay,
but the the Wonders are I just like to call
it the Oneider's But The The Wonders is a is
his movie, him and his his wife if I remember correctly.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, you have Asteroid City as well, and Pinocchio and
that Elvis movie from twenty twenty two, if you remember that, Yeah,
he what Borat get out of here, because I just
typed in, Tom Hanks produced movies and it's got Borat
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on here. Uh.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
I think he appears in it. He he makes a
cameo in it. Okay, and it's this is borat subsequent
movie film Okay, yeah, there's nothing. Maybe he backed it it,
maybe he no, he, I just told you what happened
in it. Yeah, he just appeared in it as a cameo.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah yeah, Okay, God damn Google lied to me again.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
I think My Big Fat Greek Wedding is also him.
That whole series which turned into like a Broadway musical.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Okay, no, those movies are hers. The actress that's.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
It's no, no, no, that's that is a Tom Hanks
whatever his wife's name is.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yes, shown up My Big Friend Greek Wedding and all
of its sequels. Yes, with Castaway, The Aunt Bully, Larry Crown, Greyhound,
and a man called Otto.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
He's also been executive producer on films like Mama Mia
and It's a sequel, and of course Collapse with Steve
their band of brothers saving Priate right, Private right. Grita.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Wilson was probably like, you're always acting. I need something
to do, and he was like, here, go just make movies.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Right.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
He takes them all my money. It's fine twenty seven
years ago, Saving Private Ryan. So if that doesn't make field.
Sometimes you watch movies and you go, oh, okay, yeah,
that looks old. You watch that one, it doesn't feel
doesn't feel that like even the Matrix. You watch The
Matrix today, even though I think that the original, the
first one, which I think is it's one of my
(16:28):
favorite movies of all time, it's still you watch it and
you're like, Okay, it looks a little old. Some of
the special effects and stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Right, the film quality behind it.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Yeah, yeah, you watch Saving Private Ryan. You don't feel
that way.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, I guess you're right. And maybe it's because it's
World War two setting, you know, has that kind of grainy,
gritty look to it anyway already, so kind of fits.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
I was thinking more of just like the special effects
behind it and the way the acting's done and stuff.
That's fair because if you see what is it, the
third or four Matrix one where he's back in society
and he comes across the girl and she's got like
family and stuff, and he's.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Like, eh, and she looks old.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
She looks old in that one. All Right, we got
to take a break. We've got tickets to Bush with
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Be back Elsea's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show.
The assault continues.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
The next woman complains after being hugged and kissed by
a delivery driver. So in Carmichael, California, Sa Brina Banks
She's filed a complaint and is speaking after she was
hugged and kissed by a contracted delivery driver for Walmart.
She says the driver was all smiles when he made
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his delivery and asked her to sign for it, but
then things got real uncomfortable when she froze as he
grabbed her arm and pulled her in for a kiss,
barely missing her lips. The local sheriff's office is investigating
to see if this was a cultural misunderstanding or something
more sinister. Reps for Walmart say the behavior violates their
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terms of service and state that the driver has been
removed from their employee roster.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
I'm not saying he didn't do it. It's entirely possible
that people be creepy. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what
you have to sign for in a Walmart delivery.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, I don't know either.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
I get Walmart deliveries all the time. Never had to
sign for him once ups Fat Eggs post office.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Sure do they deliver alcohol because I could see if
they deliver alcohol, they got to make sure that the
person that they're giving it to is twenty one and older.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
They check an ID.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I would think an ID check.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
Not anybody can sign right, And I'm not saying how like, hey,
but how is she dressed? But here's you tell me
what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I blame it on movies and television, be honest with you.
I mean, I think you need to see her page.
It could be a mascoosie sort of thing. But you
know they always show you know, hey, man, if you like,
go for it. You know, what's it? Her blah blah blah,
you know, and they show them just rabbing somebody and
kissing him and there's no repercussions at all. Whatsoever?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Wrong Sabrina?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
What do you mean for a girl? No, I don't.
She's voluptuous for sure. No, this girl's cute for sure.
But is that the same one?
Speaker 6 (19:41):
It's I mean, it's Sabrina Banks. I could see this
happening nothing, so why not?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
And where did this from the news? From her news story?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Do you have a picture of her?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, she's being interviewed by CBS News. It doesn't look
like the same.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna doing my investigations. Yeah, see what
we can't find here? Uh okay, yeah that's an old lady,
bro because they do have pictures from the story, like whatever,
And I guess maybe ring doorbell camera. I don't know,
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but it shows this, uh, the lavery driver smooching on
this woman that is clearly in her sixties, seventies maybe
even No, she's not that old. She old, lindsay she old.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
She definitely she looks like she isn't working.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
She's got a grandma ass not not not like a
mama ass.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Definitely difference being between a grandma ass and mom ass.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well one's mama ass. Okay here now hear me out.
Yeah the mam ass is You got some shape to it, right?
You look at it and you're like, ah, dang, Yes,
the hips have spread a little bit, but it still
got some curvature. It doesn't look like it's been you know,
pretty well still for the last thirty years. The Grandma asked,
Aunt moved, ain't had no action in a long time,
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and that's what that is. That is definitely a granny butt.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Or she could have just been cursed with not having
nothing but the tops of her legs her entire life.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Eh, Jesus mad to me. The part that's terrifying to
this is if somebody tried to do this to my mom,
there's nothing she could do right. And I don't know
if him being fired would be enough. I'd probably lose
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my mind. I'd probably become more unstable. I might try
to go find the individual. That's how ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I was about to say, what are you going to do?
Are you going to risk going to jail? Yes, oh
I will go.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
This person's ass absolutely cultural thing or not. Unless you
arrived yesterday, you surely can read the room.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
That's fun. So you're getting busted for assault and battery
and possibly a hate crime. No, he attacked me. He's
got a history of it. Yeah, sure he does. Let's
just hope that the other witnesses over there.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
He must have someone with my family. He kissed my
mom and then he came towards me. But I am
my mom, right, what are you gonna do now. Now
it's his word against mine again. Hopefully that there's no
other eyewitnesses. That's all. You take them all out, there
won't be. I will gladly wait till he goes into
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a bathroom. Right again, I would lose my mind. I
won't be reckless, I'll be diabolical and menacing.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
And wait till he goes to the bathroom. Yes, ounce.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
A couple elbows to the face is going to straighten
somebody up pretty fast.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Or kick to the balls. Sidebar.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
We've been, side quest, we've been. They've been telling us
they're going to remodel our bathrooms. Yeah, and the other
day that we couldn't give to the bathrooms because there
was somebody working in there. And they replaced all the
soap dispensers and the toilet paper dispensers. So I think
our remodel has happened, Yes, as good as I think
that's what it's going to be. And because it makes
no sense to put those things in and then tear
the room down.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Anyway, the toilet paper is a massive upgrade, okay, like
the quality of the toilet paper, yes, and the dispenser
I fought that dispenser all the time.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah. Yeah, man, you peel it off, you get little
chunks of paper.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Yes, yeah, No, they've upgraded and there's a place for
your phone.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Which is highly important for all public bathrooms. I think so. Yeah.
I propped mine up on there and watched time. It's
like a perfect little tray. Yeah. That's the same thing
withstle one downstairs, the one that they're completely remodeling. They
know that you can see into the ladies room or whatever. Yeah.
I love that toilet paper dismension because of your perfect size.
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It's square. Slide your phone right there. Hm. Anyway, Corbyn's
going to beat somebody's ass over kissing his mama, got it.
Couple busted for midlight mid flight friskiness. There's a couple
of forty two year old dude named Christopher Arnold and
his forty three year old lady friend, Trista Riley. They
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were on their way from New York to Florida, probably
vacation or whatever, and apparently it happened earlier this month
that they decided to get a little freaky during the flight,
trying to join the Mile High Club or whatever. It
doesn't say in the story what they were doing. But
it says that a flight attendant come filed a complaint
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to investigators that they had sexual activity in front of
several children and their mother.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Now again, I'm like, they didn't say he went to
the bathroom. They said it was in front of them.
So I'm like, what did they do? A little little
handy there. Yeah, hell, little handyman, what happened on the flight?
Excuse me, miss, I'm gonna need a blanket, least one
or the other. Anyhow, So yeah, they ended up going
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getting the Florida or whatever. They finally complained, They caught
up with them, took him to jail for lute and
lascivious exhibition. They were later released and they got to
be in court mid August or whatever.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
People always think flying is like this elegant, elevated thing.
It's it is not a big difference between Walmart and
the airport.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It probably used to be, you know, in the sixties, seventies,
and eighties. Hell, maybe even in the ninth No, I
don't think so. But anymore, it's just people, people being weird,
people pissing in the aisles, doing stuff like this, having
to get duct taped to their chairs.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
It's the same behavior seeing Walmart. Yeah, you see people
lose their minds. I'll even argue people have more decorum
in a Walmart.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, I've never seen anybody give a handy in the
middle of a produce section. But I maybe going to
the wrong Walmart, just saying.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Yeah, I'm just trying to go through the rolodex of
all the stories we've ever told. And I don't know
if there's ever been a story of somebody caught having
sex in a Walmart.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
No, not that I can think of. Now. They have
done stuff for content to like produce and stuff, and
I think I've read a story like somebody peen all
over the Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
It did happen.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, But not sex in the Walmart. Nor is there a.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Nor is there a misrepresented social box you have to
check with sex and Walmart, as there is with right.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
So maybe that's why maybe we should start one, not
like you and I, with just society.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Yeah, I'm good, I'm happily married.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Can be no sex in the Walmart store.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Game reserve owner trampled to death by elephant.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh damn.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
So the owner of a South African game reserve is dead.
He was trampled by a charging six ton elephant earlier
this week. It happened as thirty nine year old F. C.
Conrady was trying to get a group of elephants to
move away from his tourist lodges. The park issued a
statement noting that an investigation is underway and remembering the
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late owner, a well known member of the eco tourism
tourism community, as a mentor, a visionary, and a truly
remarkable human being. This is one of those hotels that's
like right in the safari area where the elephants and
the drafts come like right up to pool side and
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it looks awesome.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, it looks amazing until you get a hurt of
elephants charging towards your right. Yeah, but that's not what happened.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
This guy apparently was down in there like this is
wild shoeing, Yeah, shoeing elephants.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You say it was a six ton elephant.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Shoe a six ton elephant?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, my god, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
That's twelve thousand pounds of elephants. I like going to
the circus. I went.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
The last time I went, I was like, I'm never
coming back because I got to get up close to
the elephants and pet them. And elephants are they're amazing creatures, amazing.
There should always be some sort of massive steel or
concrete pillar between me and them. I watched this elephant
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like sway back and forth, like it looked like it
was get about ready to lose its mind. Right, And
as I'm sitting in the stands watching this happen, and
then bears dressed up and clothes and and I was like,
where am I going? Yeah, where's my safety spot?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You don't have one in the circus, bro, That's why
you sit up and the nosebleeds, and hope that there's
a stampede so you can watch everybody else get trampled.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Except if there's a lion who runs to take off,
you're gonna run down to the exit.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Right, No, I'm out. I'm out. You think you can
take a hit from an elephant trunk?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
I mean, you're the expert here, you tell me.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I'm just saying that thing is massive. That thing is massive,
processive looks like it weighs a lot. So and if
and if an elephant is swinging back and forth and
takes this trunk and wax you with its, it's it's
elongated news. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe, I don't know
if you can survive that.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
I think it would definitely could throw you. I'll bet
I could throw you, what thirty feet? Maybe a person
up with them? Sure, they we show those elephants playing
with like baby elephants and people like wrestling with them,
and damn if.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
It a cute. It is so cute.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Yeah, but then, no, what's the weight on a baby elephant?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Average weight?
Speaker 6 (30:06):
You think I'm gonna guess two hundred maybe one hundred. Yeah,
they look pretty big man, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, between two three hundred pounds and they just wrestling
around with it.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
There's such a cute video, and I don't need mama
showing up. No, I don't need mama showing up. That
doesn't sound like a good idea. Yeah, uh, it does
look cool though, to be up to your ear, I've
always wanted to go on a safari and then you
see crazy videos and you're like, ooh, like hippos chasing
the safari vehicle in your arm. Oh yeah, you think
(30:42):
you're gonna outrun it. And people underestimate hippos. That's why
they are the deadliest animal on the planet.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Hippos rhinos, lions, elephants, tigers, bears. Yeah, I'm out, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Have you seen the new elephant enclosure at our zoo.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah yeah, it's supposed to be one of the, if
not the biggest at a zoo here in the country.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
It's awesome. Have you seen elephants throw their neck around? Yeah,
that's how they fight. They whip their neck around.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Slappy with them master. Sorry. Drafts yeah, drafts yeah, yeah, sorry, drafts.
Draft fights are amazing. I wouldn't want to get hit
by one though.
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All Right, we got to take a break. These stories
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You are my kind of cripple. GIMPI tremendous. So I
found something on the TikTok the other day that I
found kind of interesting, and it was, uh, it was
celebrities who died in jail. I'm like, well, that's cool.
Did some research. It's a short list, all right, whatever.
(32:45):
But that sent me down the rabbit hole of celebrities
that have killed somebody, and I was I didn't realize
there were so many of them, and some of them,
of course, like the OJ's, the the Laura Bush, you know,
which I knew that she had killed somebody, I didn't
realize she did it when she was a kid and
total accident, car accident. They ended up dying, But the
(33:06):
fact of it is she still ended up killing.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
Somebody, right, because the headline sounds menacing, But car accidents
and people dying is with celebrities at the helm.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of them. Yeah, but there
was some in here that I never even knew about,
and some of them pretty bad. Like Don King. You know,
Mike Tyson's Don King. He apparently shot a guy in
nineteen fifty four for trying to rob one of his
gambling houses. Okay, that kind of makes sense, trying to
rob him, trying to protect his assets, whatever. But he
(33:36):
did it again in nineteen sixty six when he stomped
a dude to death because he owed him six hundred dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Usually people that own gambling houses aren't very empathetic, right
and understanding.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Right, right? Don King, though I've always just known him
as Mike Tyson's promoter with the weird hair.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Yeah, No, he's not a good I did not realize
how bad that guy really.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
No, he's not a good human. There's another person saying.
William Burrows, American writer and actors, shot his wife Joan
in the head. Oh my drunk by accident while they
were playing William Tell in nineteen fifty one, like playing
his music. No, like, hey, put this apple on your
(34:20):
head and I'm going to shoot it off of your
head and ended up missing like you would imagine most
people would, all right, ended up shooting her in the head.
I'm like, damn, that's that sucks, like that.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Those TikTok videos. I trust my wife or I trust
my husband, and except with the gun.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, right right, it's one thing, you know, a trust
fall or whatever stupid thing that they're doing. But you
do gonna put a piece of fruit on my head
and try to shoot it off with the pistol? Oh
think so, Tommy.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
I just I guess I'm participate in relationships a lot
differently than most. If a weapon gets presented, that's not
that's just not a common cards sure, right right.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
A nice bottle of Charnay, let's get drunk and play
William Tail. A gun, no, thank you, A gun, a
bow and arrow, a crossbow, weapon, throwing knives, anything that
could cause damage.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
I think if my wife is like, hey, I planned
a date night, I'd be like fun and she puts
a taser on the table. I'm like, whoa, now hear
me out. What we're gonna do is I'll let you
finish your statement, but the answers already know.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
We're gonna tase each other in our genitals. We'll work
our way up right, right, we'll work our way up.
Start at that big toe, maybe the pinky toe, right,
first one to tap, has to do dish. No, we
shock each other on the calf every Friday. What's the
big deal, cor Yeah, but you do it here. Yes, Yes,
(36:07):
there's this Japanese actor. Never heard of this person or whatever,
but they made it on this list because its name
is ec Sagawa. Sure, I'm sorry I messed that up,
but Japanese writer occasionally an actor shot killed and ate
a Dutch woman called Renee shot killed and ate her,
(36:30):
was later released, and now he is a minor celebrity
in Japan. Shot killed and ate her. I wonder what
the motive was behind that. Dutch is good? You look awesome? Yes, yes,
Dutch bakeries, not the Dutch bakery.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
I'm sure it's connected somehow.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
You remember that old rapper c Murder You ever heard
of him? I've heard the name, yeah, yeah, from the
early two thousands. Uh. He abused and shot a sixteen
year old named Steven in a Losiana nightclub. Okay, of
course you know about Phil Spector, right. Oh yeah, shot
that actress in the mouth, later killed her. Whatever. Uh.
(37:16):
Jason Williams is another one here, and he's a basketball
player charged with shooting his fifty five year old driver.
He's now been sent free. What was that argument about? Yeah,
take me home, right? Right?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
I want to don't take me home, right, I want
to go to another bar, Sir, you've had enough to drink.
Let me just take you home and call it a night. Pow.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
I'm not playing.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'll take myself to the car. I'm in charge here.
Uh huh uh huh. Dante Stalworth, Oh yeah, very familiar name.
Footballer drunk ran over and killed a pedestrian. Okay, drunk,
and I think that's where the problem was. You know,
if it was just if he was sober and ran
(38:04):
over him, you would consider it just an accident, like
a freak accident, right, kind of like the Laura Bush
thing is where my mind is at, right, Okay, But
you was drunk and you ended up running over this person,
so obviously in need reated not paying attention ended up
killing somebody. Keith Moon here is the former drummer for
(38:26):
the Who you know what I'm talking about, and apparently,
while drunk, ran over his friend and bodyguard, Neil Boling.
A lot of those I found was like people getting
drunk and running over people, okay. And then another list
that I found they were like, oh, this guy served
in like World War two and killed like fitting men.
(38:48):
I'm like, Eh, that doesn't count right, No, yeah, he's
doing it in the line of duty. You know, he's
been called up for war. I don't think that that
counts at all.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
You know what I find interesting is the one you
just mentioned where Keith Moon drove over his friend and.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
His bodyguard and drunk.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
You go, huh, But you hear when it's an athlete,
you go, whoa. It lands differently.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Because you're expecting the rock star to be possibly drunk,
or because it was his friend and his bodyguard.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
You're like, well, sounds like it was unintentional. Yeah, they're
all unintentional, right right. That pedestrian was just trying to
get across the street. So look at that Rebecca Gayheart
you remember her?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Hell yeah, yeah, from a Jawbreaker is what I know.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Her from the commercial more than anything else.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Apparently she ran over a nine year old back in
two thousand and one. Okay, didn't say whether she was
drunk or anything like that. Of course, the pictures of
her lately huh huh. No, I'm going to look now though.
Is she looking pretty rough?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Wasn't she married to like doctor McSteamy or McDreamy, one.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Of them, one of the grays and an to me
not Eric Dane. Oh you're still married? Oh okay, she's
not too bad, but she does look like she used to.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Well, we all get older, No.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
That is true. This was she got a bit of
a weird looking face. And the picture with this gray
sweatshirt she's she's got on. But okay, okay. Uh. A
guy named Robert Blake, writer and producer. Oh yeah, arrested
for the murder. That's a rabbit hole that one. Really
tell me about it because I've never heard of this before.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
They were on a boat with another famous actor and uh.
The the story is she fell, but they it's believed
they pushed her over.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay, yeah, that was back in two thousand and two.
That wasn't that long ago? Okay, of course, said Vicious
is on.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
This Robert Blake that No, you're thinking of Natalie Wood's
story where she got pushed off the boat. No, didn't
Robert Blake shoot?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
He says, he's arrested for the murder of his wife.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
Robert Blake's the one where he admitted it in a documentary.
He didn't know his microphone was still on him and
he went to the bathroom and he was talking to
himself about what he had done and trying to put
his head into mental space. And the documentarians were still
listening and didn't know what to do, and they called
the police.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, he says, his second wife while sitting in the car,
in his parked car, she was shot, So probably got
an argument. Probably I don't want to eat here, but
it's really good, and then shoots are dead. I don't know.
Of course, OJ's on the list, said Vicious is on
that list, snoop dog. Of course, that's how they got murdered,
(41:45):
was the case. Phil Hartman's wife is on here as well.
If you've ever heard the name Fatty Arbuckle, Yeah, old
school actor from the early nineteen hundreds nineteen seventeen charged
for ray and killing actress Virginia rape r Appa, that's
how it spelled. In September of nineteen twenty one, he
(42:09):
apparently was proven innocent. Really yeah, yeah, Well it's a
different time back then, lindsay, where you could rape and
kill somebody and if your name's big enough, you get
away with it.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
He looks like like he would have played like a
John Wayne Gacy okay type.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Why because his name's fatty No.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
But just by looking at him and like if you
ever watched like anything on John Wayne Gacy, like any
of those movies or anything, he looks like he would
have played him fair enough.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Varg Vackerns Vacernis. He is a Norwegian black metal musician
known for burning churches, being neo Nazi, and murdering a
band member of a band called Mayhem's their guitarist in
August of nineteen ninety three, and then he was for
(43:00):
planning a mass murder Inly of twenty thirteen. That guy
just didn't learn his lesson, now, did he. Brandy Norwood
from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is
on this list. Apparently in December of two thousand and six,
she struck over and killed a thirty eight year old
(43:20):
who was driving a different car. What else we got your?
Charles Dutton from Alien and a Time to Kill nineteen
sixty eight, convicted of manslaughter after stabbing a man in
a street fight. He got seven years in prison. See
stuff like that. Man, it's just like, just let it go,
(43:44):
just let it go. Was he trying to defend himself?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Maybe so?
Speaker 6 (43:50):
Was he the instigator and then defending himself exact?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Maybe so?
Speaker 6 (43:54):
Yeah, But usually people that carry a weapon are the instigators, right.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Or maybe he was getting mugged and he took the
weapon from the mugger and defended himself that way.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
No, I love your utopian thought process, because everybody can
unarm an individual.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Right, it looks good in the movies.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
Yeah, that's incredibly difficult.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
But he gained that knowledge from being in films.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Because that's very real. Yes, this one here, says a
guy named Brandon. Excuse me. Mark Brandon Read, an Australian
author and criminalist, is never prisoned or arrested for killing anyone,
but he claimed to have killed at least four people
in an interview. How does that not get you locked
up or at least questioned if you're in an interview
(44:41):
and you're like, yeah, I killed four bitches before. How
you not is because Australia is different than here. But
maybe I don't know.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
But still it depends on the evidence you can say.
You can say you're the pope. That doesn't make you
the pope.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Right, I guess you're right. It's still worth looking into,
I think anyway. Uh, person here named Lane Garrison in
May of two thousand and seven ran over and killed
a high school student injuring two others. He was drunk
and I on cocaine. Guess how much time he got
for that?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Uh probation?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Okay, guess how much time he got for that?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Three years?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Okay, three years? Corbs, what do you think? Ninety days?
He was prison for forty months in October of two
thousand and seven and then released in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 6 (45:34):
Is he the actor from Power Power on HBO?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Maybe it says here that he's known for Shooter thre
thousand and seven movie Shooter.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
Oh, he was in Yellowstone two Yellowstone as well, right, not.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
The secret not the sequel? Okay, kind of looks familiar. Okay,
And I watched Prison Break the original. Yeah, okay, I
remember that guy from way back in the day. He
was a nobody character on that series. He was in
Mayor of Kingstown. Most recently. Okay, ah, yes, one of
the guards, one of the one of the prison guards. Yeah,
(46:13):
who works really close with a Jeremy Renner's character. Yeah, Okay, yeah,
that's why he looks so damn familiar. Okay, fay to Whit,
fay to Wit if that name sounds familiar. In nineteen
sixty five, she stabbed her husband Ray Allen to death
with a letter opener of all ways to God because
(46:36):
those things are not They're pointy, but they're not cutty.
She had had enough, She'd done with you. I'm done
with this. What else do we got here? There's a
slew of them? Spade Cooley. Spade Cooley an American Western
swing musician and big band leader. In nineteen sixty one,
he brutally beat his second wife, Ella May, to death
(46:59):
while they're kids were watching. Damn, that's going to traumatize
some children. Faux show. Apparently there's a Jr. Smith here,
basketball player, is what it says. June ninth to two
thousand and seven, Smith and two passengers were injured in
a car accident on stagecoach road in New Jersey when
(47:22):
the suv he was driving collided with another one. Smith
and Andre Bell were ejected from the vehicle and injured.
They were taking the hospital, and Bell, who suffered serious
head wounds, died. They were not wearing their seat belts
at the time, it says. In October two thousand and eight,
grand jury in New Jersey declined to indict him on
vehicular manstarslaughter charged stemming from the accident. In two thousand
(47:44):
and nine, he was sentenced for ninety days in the
county jail, but sixty of those days were suspended on
the condition that he completed five hundred hours of community service,
and two thousand and nine was reported that he was
released from jail after serving twenty four hours of his sentence.
Ain't that something that seems awfully light? Yeah? I feel
(48:06):
like if I got and did something like that, they'd
throw the damn book at.
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Me, you think, But any prison sentence sounds rough to me.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
I guess you're right and with if you've got good attorneys,
if you can afford it, And that's probably what the
case is here with a lot of these actors and
celebrities that like they've got the money. They've got the
money to hire a good lawyer like Snoop Dogg. Right,
we talked about him and now he was a you know,
killed a rible game man. Yeah, Johnny Cochran defend him,
(48:35):
and that's how he ended up getting off on that one, right,
Old Johnny Cochran man just getting murderers off left and right.
Snoop dogg oj he dead now, right, Yeah, yeah, he
been dead for a while. Oh yeah. Anyway, I didn't
realize there were so many damn celebrities out there just
murdering people left and right.
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Speaker 6 (49:08):
You are my kind of cripple GIMPI tremendous.
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What is your name? John? John?
Speaker 6 (49:54):
Who would you like to give?
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Clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Corby? John?
Speaker 6 (49:59):
Sixty seconds on the clock. Timer starts after the first clue.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Here we go. This.
Speaker 6 (50:06):
When you have facial hair, this is what you put
in it to keep it moisture eyes.
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It's not a lotion, it's not a bomb. It is grease,
not grease.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
These are products for the hair on your face, which
is also known as a beard. Yes, and this is
a liquid. This is a This is a liquid you
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also put a different version of it in your car.
You have to put it together correct. In Vegas, there's
(50:43):
a casino called Caesar's Pallas.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
The place you gamble on numbers is run by the Oklahoma.
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The Oklahoma. They randomly picked numbers Oklahoma.
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Lottery lottery correct. If you have achievements you'd like to make,
these are called what. It's also the phrase.
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When you score a point in hockey or so or
soccer plural plural yep, time four is what we got, John,
hang on the line.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
That might be good enough. Okay, all right, good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name? Brandon? What
is it? Brandon?
Speaker 6 (51:30):
You and lindsay have to beat four? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Yeah? Here we go.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Okay, Brandon. If you have evil spirits in your home,
you might burn some of this. Yes, if you got
to cut on your arm, it heals, it might leave
a Yes. You put these on your fridge to hang
things up. It sticks the sticks. Yeah, not plural singular. Yeah.
(52:01):
Mister clean is a what man? He has no hair?
Speaker 3 (52:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Oh, you grow vegetables in one of these outside. Yes.
You may live in a high blank area if when
it rains. Yes. Uh. The national blank uh is on
(52:31):
the water in the ocean lakes. You might call them
if your boat breaks down.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
National gardens.
Speaker 6 (52:39):
No, yes, and no time time time, It doesn't matter.
He would give me has in his four by four.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Well, Corvin it says, here's a Congressman. Perry calls for
protective custody for Maxwell. Republican congressman is calling for Jeffrey
Epstein's associate, Glene Maxwell, be placed in protective custody after
she was formally subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee. Scott
Perry sent a letter to the Federal Bureau of Prisons
(53:07):
yesterday requesting that Max will be placed immediately within a
special housing unit, noting these circumstances surrounding Epstein's death in
twenty nineteen. Question, would that actually make a difference, because
wasn't Jeffy in some kind of protective custody? No? I
(53:28):
mean yes, but I don't.
Speaker 6 (53:31):
It doesn't make a difference because but the only difference
is it's now on record that they requested it, right.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Right, Okay, Yeah, and if something happens, they've.
Speaker 6 (53:40):
Got a trail, they can say they did ribe.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Okay, they could Okay, I guess that kind of makes sense. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (53:46):
You can't make up for human will, right, or exactly
other people's human will, right, So you do the best
you can and the most you can, And the best
you can is, hey, we requested it, We did our part.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Sorry, somebody else had other means or whatever. Right that
makes it?
Speaker 6 (54:01):
Why was it not followed? It wasn't followed because none
of the cameras.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
Have ever worked, got you? Okay, because we cut prison
spending due to ubergrad Jose cut prison spending, so we
couldn't update the cameras. It's weird how the trickles down.
Huh yeah, right, what else we got here? Uber is
to launch a new feature for women. Uber's launching a
new feature in the US that pairs women drivers with
(54:24):
writers the Rides Your Company will begin piloting the feature
in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Detroit next month, marking
its latest move to address safety on the platform. The
company said the writer's preference isn't guaranteed, but the feature
increases the chances women will be paired in the app,
(54:44):
it says. The Uber also said that it tested the
feature in countries including Frosts, Geminy, and Augentina as well.
So makes sense, Okay, Yeah, I get where they're at though,
But men are creepy. Men are creepy, but women can
still be murderous as well.
Speaker 6 (54:58):
Sure, yeah, typically it's more men, Oh yeah, overwhelmingly, Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
one hundred percent. That's like saying, well, women can rape
men too. Yeah, no, it does happen, but overwhelmingly.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
For some reason, I thought you could already request your driver.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Hmmm, I don't know. I don't think you can request
a driver at all of any kind. Yeah, it's always
been a surprise. Even when I was doing it, nobody,
you know, they couldn't request GIMPI specifically, you know. So
how whatever what else we got here, this one's funny.
French president Macrome sues Candace Owens. French President Emmanuel Macron
(55:37):
is suing the right wing podcast or Candace Owens for
claiming his wife is a man. The loss was filed Wednesday,
alleges that Owens has waged a reletless year long campaign
of defamation against the Macrones. It also alleges that she
sold merchandise promoting the claim, and that they asked her
(55:57):
repeatedly to stop, and only finally a lawsuit as a
last resort.
Speaker 6 (56:02):
I think you're starting to see a lot of podcasters
find out what the what libel is right.
Speaker 1 (56:08):
Because they used to not have to worry about that.
There was no worries, you know, at least with us.
Great we know what's up. Well, there was worries. It
just was uncharted water. And now they're like, we gonna
get you.
Speaker 6 (56:16):
Yeah, you can't just say whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (56:20):
I wonder where I'm gonna have to dig and sty
where I can't find one of those teachers because I
think it's hilarious.
Speaker 6 (56:24):
Her Candice Owens, who sometimes I think she's fun and
then sometimes I can't stand her. Yep with it, but
she had a really funny response. I believe she said
some to the fact of this Saint France, which I
think he suited her in American court for the record.
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Speaker 6 (57:50):
All right, conspiracy theory Thursday, I've got like three in
front of me, so I'm trying to pick which one
I want to do. They're all pretty mediocre in terms
of like not crazy ones we've covered before. How do
you defrost your meat? Let me rephrase that. How do
you handle your meat in the freezer? Hold on, if
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you have bought a steak and it was in the
freezer because you're gonna do it later. Okay, you're gonna
cook it later. How do you unfreeze the meat?
Speaker 2 (58:26):
Pull it out of the fridge, either set it on
the counter.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Out of the freezer. You said, out of the freezer,
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, because it's frozen. Okay, yeah, and
then what.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Set it out on the counter, or I'll set it
in the sink, run some cold water on it, do
it that way. It depends on what kind of how
big of a hurry I'm in. But if I if
I plan, I can set it out on the counter
and let it defrost that way.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Okay, can be. It really depends on when I'm cooking it. Okay,
if it's something that I plan on cooking tomorrow, I'll
probably order, you know, the day after that, I'll take
it out and put it in the fridge and do
it the right way. If it's something that day I'm
with lindsay, I'll take it and put it on the
counter and let it fall out, spend the day defrosting
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that way, which is not the way to do it.
That's actually the worst way to do it. Or if
I need it, if I need it in a hurry,
like I forgot, but I still need to make dinner,
an even worse way.
Speaker 6 (59:30):
Microwave, Yeah, it has a defrost feature. It does, but
you're technically cooking it. You've started the cooking.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
Process exactly what you're doing, which kind of saves me
a little bit of time. But it's still no matter
what it is, whether it's chicken or ground b for whatever,
it still comes out weird, kind of robbery.
Speaker 6 (59:49):
So I will do a water bath. That's what I do.
I don't fill the sink up. My mom used to
either do it on the counter or put it in
this just set it in the sink and fill the
sink with water. I don't do the counter because it's
room temperature, okay, and you're letting food come to room
temperature and you can't control the temperature, right. I do
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ice bath because I feel like our water bath, because
I feel like it's a happy medium.
Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Just letting water run over it instead of like letting
like your mama, let it soak and sink full of water.
Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
It's a it is a big bowl with water in it.
It's kind of the same thing. I just don't do
the sink because the sink's full of germs.
Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
But it's wrapped up. It's fine.
Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
But that's not the conspiracy here. The conspiracy. I mean,
maybe it is because lindsay, lets her meat just hang
out on the counter.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Sometimes that's a good place for it.
Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Yeah, no, that's not good. You're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
No you're not at all. That's how you get a
lot of bacteria in it. And that's what they say. Anyway,
Never stop me. That's how my mama always did it.
That's how her mom always did it, and that's how
I've always done it, you know. Yeah, sure, that's just
the way life goes.
Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
That's why certain things in life, like racism, traveled down
because my mama did it. Like it's up to you
to break the cycle when it comes to thawing me
down on the counter.
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Man, interesting that none of us said defrost in the
microwave when there's a.
Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
Dy did just say it and we actually talked about it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I only use it if uh it's what is it?
I don't use it really with chicken, but hamburger I
will once in a great while.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
It still cooks it you're cooking, It cooks the ends
of it. It's it comes out weird, it works, it
gets the job.
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Going one Because I don't use it, I don't. I
don't do it the full I'll it'll give you that
time when you hit the defrost button and it'll say
usually like eight minutes per pound or whatever it is.
But I always do it beforehand. I always you're.
Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Still cooking it. You've started the cooking process. You're using
the radiation of the microwave to cook the meat.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
But it doesn't hit, it doesn't get brown. So I
feel like it's not cooking it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
You can feel that way. All you want it is
microwaves cook things.
Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
From the inside out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yes, yeah, but it still comes out sometimes it's even
still a little bit frozen.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Yeah, so are pizza pockets.
Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
So anyway, the thing here is.
Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
Or the conspiracy is taking it out of the bag,
taking it out of the packaging because of but yes,
we're just crunting on the air.
Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
No, I'm listening it by pulling it out of said
package and then what throwing it and leaving it on
the counter just you know, wide open. And you can't
really run water over your meat out of the package
because then that breaks down the meat.
Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
This says to take your meat product out of the
vacuum seal if that's what you do, or out of
the packaging before thawing or cooking, because of botulism. And
it says that you should never do it on the counter,
in the sink or in a water bath. It applies
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to all meat, not just fish, not just steak, not
just chicken, and that you should defrost it in the refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Sometimes we do that too, if it's overnight.
Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Again, it depends on when I'm cooking, if it's tomorrow
or the next day. Total fridge, you know, especially with
like the Thanksgiving and Christmas turkeys, Right, well, what's that one?
You got to take it out like a week ahead
of time.
Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
But also sometimes you can't take it out of the
wrapping because it's so frozen. You can't get the wrapping off, right.
Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
It's at least pieces of plastic on there. Or if
you wrap it in foil or the tampon at the bottom,
it always get stuck, always and you try to peel
that off, and then you got cotton stuck to your
damn meat, and that you know, you try it all,
run water over it, and it's not It's a giant
pain in the dog.
Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
Yeah, listen, I'm sure when people were told they had
to start washing their hands, they're like, well, I gotta
get out of the store. I gotta buy a bar
of soap. It's very inconvenient.
Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
And I'm a doctor, it really is.
Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
I'm just telling you what it says. Guys are getting
really ramped up about this. We're serious about our mat
corb sawing your meat. And it is not about when
you're gonna cook it. It is about are you a
good planner? Because I know for me, I'm not a
good planner when it comes to that. I'm always like,
I want to have steak tonight, right in an hour?
Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Right right. I try to remember, like when I get home,
all right, this is what we're doing for dinner. Take
it out, put it on the counter, let it sit there.
But there are times that I'm like, oh crap, it's
three o'clock in the afternoon and I ain't take anything
out yet, And that's when the microwave comes into blaze.
Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
So, for those who know, botulism attacks your nerves, causing
difficulties breathing, muscle paralysis, and even death. In twenty nineteen,
they reported how many total cases.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Of botulism in twenty nineteen. Yes, ten, Oh, it's going
to be larger. None of those and like one hundred thousand.
Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
Well, let's let's redo this. How many people died from
botulism in twenty nineteen?
Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Uh? So for lindsay all the people that got it died?
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Oh yeah, I feel like I don't ever hear about
people dying from bachelism.
Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
It's very serious. Yeah, sure, well listen, it's just paralysis,
possible death, possible difficulty breathing. Yeah, I got that already.
Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
I mean, we have difficulty breathing every allergy season.
Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
I want to say total people that died of botulism
in twenty nineteen, said I need about three bidding three
hundred and fifty. Yeah, you were partially right. Three. Oh again,
Why are we taking botulism seriously if only three people
are dying?
Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
No?
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
Givebe had a three in his numbers? Why I said
he was partially right? Had So there were two hundred
and fifteen cases of botulism.
Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
So out of those two hundred and fifteen, only three
of them died.
Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
Only twenty one were because of food.
Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
And only three people died.
Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
There's one asterisk here, okay, and those are cases that
were reported. I think when you go to the doctor
and you're like, I don't know if botulism hits on
the auto fill when they Google search your symptoms.
Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Right right, Yeah, there's a like covid, bronchitis, pneumonia, asthma, asthma,
you know, seasonal allergies. Ah, I didn't think about potulism.
Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Hitting the throat right.
Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Right.
Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
Rarely they go, let's see, you're having difficulty breathing, You've
been down, you're meeked out on the calendar.
Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Right.
Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
I don't think I'm going to the doctor today. I'm
pretty sure what I'm gonna tell my issues are. He's
not gonna ask about how I've been preparing my meals.
Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
You should freak out like George does Georgeia Costanza when
he freaks out about lupus, Like it's potulism. It's potulism.
In the doc. Just give it to me straight. It's botulism,
isn't it.
Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
Yeah, cuz nobody's talking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
I read an article today. Three people died of botulism
in twenty nineteen. Oh god, yeah, I've got it die.
Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
My doctor already knows I'm my hypochondriac, so he just
like settled down there, a little Charlie Brown forman, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Not botulism, you just got a cold, man.
Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
I promise I'll bring this up today. I promise. When
I ask him how many cases of botulism he treats,
I'm I'm pretty sure he's going to act like a
dog who I have. I'm shaking the biscuit box. He's
just gonna turn his head to side and go, what.
Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Yeah, let make you think about that. I've read an article. Now,
that's all I can think.
Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Ask him if he's ever treated someone for batchelism.
Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
Well, it's the same thing with and this is kind
of the whole conspiracy.
Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
It's like with equal eye. You you got bubble guts,
you don't go to the doctor, right, so it goes undiagnosed. Right,
You're like, oh, I even if you have diarrhea after
eating anything, you go with what I got a bad whatever,
food poisoning. You go to food poisoning. You just give
(01:08:42):
it the umbrella. It must have been a greasy eel.
I just go with there you go. This is called
being human.
Speaker 6 (01:08:50):
Yeah, but two, A lot of people do that, A
lot of people, so they just don't even go to
the doctor for it, is my point, right, So if
you go to the doctor for I don't know, you're
having trouble breathing. I bet botulism isn't even on the
list of possibilities. It would take maybe a blood test
(01:09:11):
or an in depth check possibly.
Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I mean, you go through the well, do you smoke No?
Do you smoke cigarettes or marit? No? Or do you
smoke anything at all? No? All right? Well what else?
You see what I'm saying other things that would go
to and then be like, Okay, well, this person's perfectly healthy,
exercises every day and they don't smoke at all whatsoever.
Maybe it's botulism. Probably not right.
Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
I just think there's so many other things on the
list of possibilities before botulism.
Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
And is there a test, a botulism test? Uh huh.
I'd like to think so. I'd like to think that
there's a test that you can take to see if
you got the botch Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
Botulism is hard to diagnose because there's no fast, reliable
test that gives an immediate answer in most hospitals, so
they go with symptoms. And I would imagine unless you're
with doctor House and his team working through the possibilities,
you know what I mean, Like that feels like that's
(01:10:20):
the only way that gets solved.
Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Food is not the only way you can get the
botulism right, right occurs when the bacteria enters a wound
and produces its toxin. That's called womb botulism. And then
there's the good old Infant botulism develops when infants in
just spores of the bacteria, which then grow and produce
the toxins in their intestines. Damn babies.
Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
Yeah, botulism is not first on the list when a
patient shows symptoms.
Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Have you gone through the symptoms yet?
Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
I can go through some. Yeah, they go to drugover paralysis, GBS, mathasia,
gravis are a stroke before they get to botulism.
Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Here's your common symptoms. Drooping eyelids. I suffer from botulism
every day.
Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
If you say dry vagina, blurred or double vision again,
botulism almost every day. Dry mouth got it, slurred speech,
got that trouble swallowing. Not me, but some people I know, you.
Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Know, weakness or paralysis of limbs, and nausea or vomiting.
But six that's again one, two, three, four, five of
those you could be just intoxicated, drunk, stone whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
So when there's like only three people died, you may go,
they may go. Ah, they died of a stroke, right,
they died from some respiratory thing. Nope, rarely does that
get on the It's probably not even available on the
dropdown menu when they're doing the death certificate, right, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Probably have to go to other. Right.
Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
And if you've ever done a dropdown list, how many
times are you doing other?
Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Almost never because you don't want to figure out how
to spell whatever it is that's funny. So batulism, be careful,
it's out there. Rush for of The Big Man Morning Show?
Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
Is that conspiracy theory Thursday? This one's fun Gary Coleman,
Remember Gary Coleman.
Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Yeah, which you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Willis different strokes.
Speaker 6 (01:12:43):
You might remember he died in two thousand and ten,
if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, he had a net worth
at the time of seventy five thousand dollars he broke.
So there's no reason this is important to the context
of the conspiracy because there's some concern around his death.
(01:13:04):
He was married, so he married a woman in two
thousand and seven, got divorced in two thousand and eight,
but they still lived together and their relationship was known
to be quite horrible. Abuse from both sides on May
(01:13:27):
twenty six of twenty ten, he fell in their home,
hit his head, and suffered a fatal brain bleed. Coroners
ruled it an accidental death and no criminal charges or
Questions lingered about what really happened. His girlfriend, wife, roommate
whatever placed the nine to one to one call. Audio
(01:13:51):
later surface showing her hesitant to assist. She complained she
couldn't handle the blood. Friends were not happy with her
and said she was cold and didn't accompany him to
the hospital. His health directive specified life support should run
(01:14:12):
for fifteen days in such events, but she authorized ending
it two days after his fall, claiming his heart had
already failed. She appeared on Annie's Light Detector Truth or
Deception in twenty twenty five of this month, and she
was asked whether she struck him, withheld help, or caused
(01:14:35):
his fall, and according to the Polygraph Examiner, she failed it. Friends,
including Todd Bridges, have expressed unease over the official version.
Some question how a short fall caused such an injury.
Others condemned her for allegedly selling his deathbed. Which doesn't
(01:15:03):
make you guilty of a crime.
Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
No makes you weirdo and maybe even a slam.
Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Ball but guilty of greed.
Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
So how they didn't have any money? I mean, if
you have his value was only seventy five thousand dollars.
You know he probably didn't get a great funeral.
Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Right because app of it went to the funeral.
Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
Well, that doesn't mean that he had that was cash?
Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Right?
Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
So how does one have a fatal brain bleed? Usually
falling backwards and hitting your head on like tile or
concrete okay, makes sense, Sideways hitting the temple, hitting the
edge of furniture, or an impact point like a coffee table,
(01:15:48):
following falling while you're on blood thinners, okay, or a
fall from a short ladder or stairs or even a
standing position.
Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
What about a step stool, I think that would count.
Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
That's well, if anything, he'd be shorter to the ground, right, Yeah,
so that to me, the stairs a step stool would
be the height of a stare right. So then I
was curious to how long you would have to lay
there before you would die, And you would be in
(01:16:23):
a lucid interval state for one to three hours before unconsciousness,
and then if you had a subdural hematoma several hours
to days, and if you had a suber achnoid hemorrhage
totally didn't say that, right can be instant or stretch
over several hours. If no one calls nine to one
(01:16:46):
one to give aid, you would stay conscious at first
and be fine, and then descend and deteriorate after that,
I should say you would become drowsy, vomit, confused, or
lose consciousness and die within a few hours. You don't
need to fall far to die from a brain bleed.
It's more about angle impact and immediate medical help.
Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Makes sense.
Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
So if you hit your head and you're acting off
slightly like you're not even really there, you probably need
to be checked out. But lying on the floor for
hours without help can be the difference between survival and death.
Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
And if she.
Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
Delayed calling nine to one one, he was like, ah,
I can't I'm having trouble seeing and she just didn't call.
Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Whatever, Geary, quit acting, you're just trying to get symptom whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
I'm sure there were probably a couple more derogatory terms
or bad words thrown in there, especially if they were
volatile towards.
Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Each other, right, but I could see it happening.
Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
You think if if one of you fall and hit
and I hear you hit your head on something, I'm
calling nine to one one on the media.
Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
I hope, oh I hear you.
Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
But and I say this with the utmost respect, you
don't feel like the guy who's calling nine one one.
Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Immediately for me to call for you.
Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
If you feel for anyone that falls, yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
We check it out first.
Speaker 6 (01:18:17):
You know you didn't even want to You didn't even
want to be a part of the nine one one
when you fell.
Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Listen, if you fall and I hear a thump and
I go in there and I'm like, hey man, everything
all right, and you're not getting up immediately or an
immediate response of yeah, I'm good, bro, then yeah, I
want to call nine one one. I'm not a complete asshole,
just part of one.
Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
I just know you didn't want to be a part
of your own head hitting situation. Well with the nine
one one you you were oh at Walmart, Yeah, I
had no choice, That's what I'm saying. When you woke up, Yeah,
you didn't want to go to the hospital and be checked.
Oh I was fine because I was fine. To my point,
someone says that, and if you're fine, if you said
(01:19:04):
I'm fine and be like Okay, I take your word
for it. I may keep an eyeball on you if
you start dozing off, you know, I see you're over
there trying to, you know, talk, and you keep dalk
doing the same thing that the brother who used to
sit in that chair.
Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Dude. Then I'd be like, all right, we're gonna have
to take a break. I'm gonna call the hospital and
have somebody come down and check you out. But like, yeah,
that time I come to and I'm like, Okay, I
feel normal, one hundred percent fine. No sense to go
to the doctor and spend all that damn money worked out.
Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
Yeah, you might feel fine if you hit your head,
uh huh, doesn't mean you are. I've seen plenty of
football players look cross eyed.
Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
That's different. That's different cocking your head at the Walmart
and getting hit by a four hundred pound dude is
totally different, I would think. So it may cost the same.
Ain't that the truth? But I ain't in the NFL,
so I gotta worry about that.
Speaker 6 (01:20:08):
You are telling the truth, sir. For those that are
just tuning in, I have never been, nor will I
ever be, an NFL. Or let's just stop.
Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
I can't say that I was going to say professional
athlete of any kind. Oh, I think you can put
us all on that, you can speak for all of us. No, no, no, no,
Because I could totally be a professional disc golfer if
I wanted to go through and spend the money, get registered,
take the time that it so, I could. It could
be done me being a professional athlete, quote unquote professional
dart thrower, professional bowler, you know what I mean. But
(01:20:41):
when it comes to football, baseball, basketball, hockey, field, hockey, lacrosse, soccer.
Trying to think of other sports.
Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
I mean, I'm sure there are some that would argue
disc golf isn't a real sport, right they would? I
feel confident in saying that I will never be a
professional athlete, right Lindsay, Nope, not me either.
Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
If you were, what sport would it be? Mmmm?
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Probably some sort of swimming that uh what was it?
Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
This?
Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
What was the ball that they played in the in
the Olympics in the swimming.
Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Pool water polo? Water polo?
Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Sure that looked.
Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Do you play water polo?
Speaker 6 (01:21:28):
But it looks so much I was going with the
idea of like you're something you already do, like disc golf.
Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Right, right, right right.
Speaker 6 (01:21:35):
Randomly picking something super fun that's usually a requirement for
to be a professional athlete.
Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.
More of the Big Man Morning Show is next.
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Speaker 8 (01:22:33):
It's Tiperbig Mad Morning Show's top list random topics, randomly
drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn, Kimpie and Lindsay
with this week's top list.
Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
This week's top list are the top five worst things
to fill a pinata with.
Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Lindsay number five.
Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Number five condiment packages like Ketchup or mayonnaise relish any
type of condiment package.
Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
I mean the way you all hold them in your
special junk drawer at home. It feels like a win rhyme.
Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
And that might not be bad for the poor kids
that showed up to the birthday party that don't have
Ketchup in their.
Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Fray'd be so disappointed.
Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Would they. Yes, I've always dreamed of Ketchup.
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Number four a glitter.
Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Only the parents would hate that. Yeah, oh yeah, the
kids would think that's pantana.
Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
They would still be pissed because it wasn't candy.
Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
But I'm thinking how magical it would look.
Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Though. It would look magical. Number three creamed corn.
Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
Wow, that jumped quickly.
Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
That would be awesome, though, disgusted you to watch that
paper SpongeBob explode and then just cream corn goes everywhere.
Just damn gallants, or you can get jumbre out.
Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Number two. It's kind of a tie with my number
one for me personally, but bugs specifically. The first bugs
that came to mind were maggots and cockroaches.
Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
That's pretty gross. Yours is elevated dramatically.
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
You went from being totally what I expected you to do,
and then it just like.
Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Oh, that would be worse, and that would be worse.
And then number one, I've watched my husband clean a
lot of fish and a lot of deer, so I
went with fish guts and or deer guts.
Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
So two things. Okay, yeah, yeah, that would be gross,
yes very much, yeah, awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
At the same time, we're doing our top list worse
things to fill a pinata with GIMPI I like.
Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
How this really shows the differences between all three of us, right,
And I can't wait to hear what Gorman's is, because
I'm sure mine is probably far worse than definitely what Lindsay's.
Number five worst thing to fill a pinatle with toenail clippings.
Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Ooh yeah, gros.
Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
What is that? Oh godailp You're getting shrapped to the eye,
they get stuck in your hair. You'd be going home
shaking out toenail clippings for the next two three days.
Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
You have to pick those out and actually touch someone else's.
Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
And then you got the weird kids. I don't care,
they just go up pick it up. And eat it anywhere.
Number four used condoms. Yeah, fuck of birds, they're gonna
have to go to My backups have figured you and
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I might be on the same page in some sorts
where my head Wasn't we doing this?
Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
Not glitter or creamed vegetable. Nobody's getting creamed anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Number three worst thing to put in a pinata teeth
stolen from a dentist that was extracted from a meth head.
I mean, do teeth. Do dentists keep teeth? They gotta
dispose of them somehow. I don't know if that. I
don't think they keep them like in a jar like
I do, you know, but they have to dispose of
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them somewhere. They don't just pitch them in the trash.
Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
I didn't know that they extracted them from methads. I
thought they just fell.
Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Out the methods do it on their own. Yeah, well
you still got the root he's in there that needs
to be extracted or whatever. But yeah, teeth stolen from
a bloody, disgusting teeth stolen from a dentist m HM.
Number two used needles from a heroin junkie. Some of
the stick straight up on the ground and they hit
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the hardwood floor, dodging that one getting stuck in your
arms like, ah, great, now I got appetitus. Oh Jesus. Oh.
And then number one, worst thing to fill a pinata
with bloody tampons.
Speaker 6 (01:27:21):
Oh my god, cross that out.
Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
I gotta go to my other one. Let that visual
as bus SpongeBob explodes with blood and cotton.
Speaker 6 (01:27:37):
Pads are tampons either or because they probably just stick
to the side.
Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Maybe I'm a little Johnny because he was too close.
I was thinking the sticky side.
Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
But Okay, I can't decide what my number one's gonna be,
So I'll decide that in the moment because I'm not
sure if I can say it. Okay, Uh, number I'm
gonna start easy. I'm gonna ease into this. Number five coupons.
Parents might be psyched. Yeah, number four. I also went
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with a bug. But bees, live bees, live bees.
Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
That would be so fantastic. Oh, that would be great.
It would be awful. Yeah, if you're close to the pinata.
But if you're like me sitting over there at the
corner of the house watching everybody play, sipping on an
iced cold beer, I would be hilarious to watch the
bees come swarming out and then swarm everybody. Everybody goes
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running in madness, and I'm just this is fantastic.
Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
Number three top list worst things to fill a pinata
with shrimp casinges ew. They smell so bad. Yeah, yeah,
like day old pinata has been filled sitting on the
swing set roasting.
Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
And that's another thing that's gonna get stuck in your
hair too.
Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Number two used tissues. Okay, you could think snot, but
tissues are used for a lot of things. All right,
I'm going to light not going, not going into the
deep en. Oh. No.
Speaker 6 (01:29:19):
Number one on the top list of worse things to
fill pinata with Tanna Night.
Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
I thought about that too, right, But the only thing
that stopped me from putting tanner Ryde in a pinata
is you have to have a spark for it to explode. Right,
I thought it was impact? Is it? I think it's impact.
I'm not one hundred percent sure. I've only just shot
at it. I've never hit it with a baseball bat.
Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
Yeah, a bullet flying through the air doesn't have a spark.
Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
The spark is at the discharge, then that would be.
Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
Fun and funny. What are you shaking your head for?
You you had creamed corn.
Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Yeah, but it's not going.
Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
To kill you. Eh, it might. I really wanted to
say my other one, but I want to know. I
want to know. I'm curious. Number one.
Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
Well, so I had two other ones, so I'll go
to the one. I know I can say, uh.
Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Scabs, yeah, gross? Yeah, what what is that paper that
would cut you? It could? Yeah? Uh? And you know
I still want the same it's not to jump yeah,
still the same line. Yeah. By the way, we're supposed
to check our dump to make sure it works every week. Sure,
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hopefully we're gonna find out here in a minute if
it worked.
Speaker 6 (01:30:49):
Somebody text in nails, okay, broken glass, tiny needles.
Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
Two they put raised or blades.
Speaker 6 (01:31:00):
And number one might be the best one ever because
the terror that would happen a live animal.
Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
Well, we talked about your gerbils, guinea pigs, like a raccoon.
Like a raccoon would be awesome. Is there you hear
something coming from the pinion?
Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
Well, a possum is just gonna lay there, but a
raccoon is gonna scurry.
Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Right, it could jump out you. Yeah, you know, claw
your face up. Squirrel would be good.
Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
Squirrels in there, litt kids aren't gonna hit it hard
enough to kill it, right, somebody else text in mayonnaise you, Eh.
Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
I don't think that. I might be confused in the moment.
Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
But you have a hot mayonnaise fly into a slice
blowney that had been left in the sun. Okay, I
think that would get krusty.
Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
But okay.
Speaker 6 (01:31:53):
Number three, buttermilk eh, stinky?
Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Well, it's too liquidf fied. I think as soon as
you put one little crack in that pinata, the butter
milk's gonna just start leaking.
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
And buttermilk smells bad, of course, but not bad bad, right,
It doesn't smell like rotten milk.
Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Right. Number two baby mice? Nice dude.
Speaker 6 (01:32:18):
Number one solid a balute egg for those who don't
know an Asian dish. That's well, I don't know why
that isn't in quotes, which is a duck egg that
has been incubated for seventeen to twenty one eight days,
then boiled and eaten from the shell, often with salt
and vinegar. Aren't Isn't it kind of it's purple to
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it at that point?
Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
Yeah? Yeah, we did it never again. Yeah, Spiders is.
Speaker 6 (01:32:43):
A good one. Too to put in your pinata. Yeah,
it changes the party. Why they haven't done pinata on
the movie series where you're avoiding death, you keep escaping death.
Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Oh yeah yeah, a final desth final destination.
Speaker 6 (01:33:01):
I don't know why that they should or even like Jackass.
Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
I mean, yeah, the show hasn't been on a while,
they're quite old. Well don't they have a new crew
coming up? Right? And Johnny.
Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
No, no, no fear Factor, fear Factor. That would he
he's hosting fear Factor.
Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
They've done that before with spiders, I believe on Fear Factory. Yeah,
and of course the hissing cockroaches, the maggots, the rats,
the snakes. They've done all that stuff before.
Speaker 6 (01:33:33):
My favorite thing I saw on a list of worse
things to fill a pinata with, it said birthday boy.
Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Okay, okay, terrible because it's his birthday.
Speaker 6 (01:33:48):
So if you cut him up and put him inside it,
it would be really bad.
Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
That would be terrible. But people would be wondering, Hey,
get Timmy, we'll just start without him. It's his bird.
Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
David doesn't want to do anything that to He doesn't
want to, said the step dad.
Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
Right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back, he
tell says, Morning show. No, yeah, he's coming right back,
Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (01:34:14):
How much soda? What's the most amount of cans of
soda you've drank in a day?
Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Okay, cans of soda has to be soda pop.
Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Okay, three maybe, but probably more as a child.
Speaker 6 (01:34:34):
Yeah, just go with Just go with an average one answer.
Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
Okay, I'll say four.
Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Okay, GIMPI cans of soda, man, I tell you what.
It depends on the day. But I'm gonna go with
just grabbing a number. I'm gonna say six, okay, if.
Speaker 6 (01:34:59):
So, like if Kansas soda, I'm probably with you guys,
like somewhere three, four, five.
Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
Maybe.
Speaker 6 (01:35:05):
I don't think I could finish a two liter. Maybe
I could, but a fountain drink, like if I'm eating
and like having wings maybe or something and having some
doctor pepper or whatever, I probably could, you know, get
that refilled a couple times. I don't know how much
that is. But cans, I think we're all about the same, right.
Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Yeah, Again, it depends on what's going on. And am
I out at the lake or the river or something,
you know, and I'm not drinking Okay, alcohol, I think
that you know, because that's.
Speaker 6 (01:35:33):
An all day event. I could go through maybe twelve
event on an event like that. That's what I was
gonna ask, what's the most you think you could drink?
Twelve's is a great answer.
Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
I think I could put down twelve twelve dr Pepper's,
twelve cokes, twelve root beers.
Speaker 6 (01:35:48):
Anytime I get like a six pack of beer and
I drink it, I'm always like, there's no way I
coul drink six sodas Like I just it feels like
I couldn't do.
Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
It right right beer, Like it's nothing right? All right?
Speaker 6 (01:36:00):
It sounds like we're all about the same. Okay, Fat
Joe do you know who Fat Joe is?
Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Just crush along.
Speaker 6 (01:36:06):
Yes, he recently lost like two hundred and fifty pounds,
Like he's, you know, evolving his life.
Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
Medium Joe.
Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
Now he claims to drink a certain amount of diet
pepsis every day.
Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
How many do you think he drinks? Oh, he's still
got fat man mentality. Okay, Lindsey, we think a twelve pack. Nah,
this cat's crushing at least a cube man almost say,
thirty thirty diet cole as a day.
Speaker 6 (01:36:34):
He says anywhere between thirty and forty a day.
Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Yeah, yeah, he's still got that fat man mentality.
Speaker 6 (01:36:42):
Yes, but if you're in the weight losing process, your
stomach probably has constricted, so you can be in that mindset, right,
but you might not have the volume right right right now,
there's zero calories. So the argument is is it's all
about caloric intake. So uh, how many he takes is
won't affect his calorie count, right, but still, all that sugar.
Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
It's aspertame. It's not real sugar.
Speaker 6 (01:37:06):
There's some arguments that too much at listen, I don't
care what it is any item. The dosage is the poison.
Too much water will kill you, all right, The dosage
is the poison. The dosage fluctuates between things, but the
amount is always bad. So though aspartame is probably fine,
thirty to forty a day, yeah, a day, one hundred
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and fifty on a five day, yeah, two hundred and
ten on a regular traditional week, every week.
Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Wild, that's insane. That's probably too much. Yes, you know,
and you think soda, Yeah, we freak out about it.
But you know a lot of people be like, oh okay,
it's just soda. Ten nine and twenty a year. A year. Wow, Well, yeah,
what are you gonna do? At least he's not smoking crack.
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It could be worse.
Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Maybe that's how he's losing his weight.
Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
Right, Sometimes people might make statements like I'd rather smoke
crack than be fat.
Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Some people, I'm not saying that. Right.
Speaker 6 (01:38:15):
You look in the mirror, you might go, I just
maybe I could just do a little bit of crack.
Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Right, there's a little bit of methan on just to
lose some weight.
Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
Start looking around. You're like, this house needs to be cleaned.
I don't have any energy.
Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
Your wife sits you down and she's like, hey, we
don't have any money. You've lost your job. I don't
know why your teeth are gone. I don't know why
your teeth are gone, but I think you have a problem. Yeah,
but I'm not fat. You pick your poison. Come on, girl,
Come on, lady, I'm not up getting caught up here.
Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
You're never happy.
Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Yeah, moving the goalpost again.
Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
I don't think I could thirty to forty beers in
a day. No, the blow would be wild.
Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
That is true.
Speaker 6 (01:39:09):
Maybe younger me, but even younger me, I'm trying to remember.
I feel like maybe I crushed a beast case.
Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
What if it was a light beer, still a bloat?
Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
Yeah, what if it was the eight beer.
Speaker 6 (01:39:28):
I don't know what you're saying, Troy, Troy, got it again.
It's not there's yeast in it. Yeah, there's there's carbonation
in it.
Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
That's what gets me. That's usually why after about twelve
I'm gonna after I switch over to liquor, I'm like,
I can't do it. I can't do it anymore. I'm
feel a fat.
Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
That's why most people go to like cocktails because they
don't feel so bloated after they have it. But the
problem is you then mix it with very rarely do
people drink straight spirits, so they mix it with a soda.
Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Which makes it even worse. Yeah, rarely do people do
club soda. Rarely. That's why I can't do like Crown
and Coke, Jack and Coke, Jimmy Coke, Whiskey and coke.
Can't do it, can't do it. It's the Coca cola
that ruins it for me, you know. And I was
doing Red Bull there for the longest time, and then
the sugar and the red Bull got to me. Well,
won't you try sugar free Red Bull it's not the same.
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It's not the same. So just please just give me
tonic water.
Speaker 6 (01:40:26):
I'll tell you this and do your own experiment because
they're not all the same. But A and W zero
root beer zero sugar beer is so good. It tastes
just like regular root beer. Now, the Doctor Pepper zero
sugar does not taste like Doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
That is a true statement.
Speaker 6 (01:40:42):
The zero sugar Mountain Dew is okay, but it'll work
if you're cravy mountain dew and you don't want it,
it's okay. The zero sugar cherry Coke pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
I haven't tried that one.
Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
Yeah, and I'm not a Coca Pepsi guy, so I
can't allude to those.
Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Like the zero sugar seven up or sprite.
Speaker 6 (01:41:02):
Yeah, ally drinks the zero sugar sprite, so you might
be able to still have your beautiful life.
Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Cocon Jack, but coke zero, I'm good man, I'm good.
I've I've tried the sugar free or you know, the
zero Doctor Pepper and the zero Rupert. I like those.
Those are fine. But again, it's just maybe maybe it's
because I had so much in my younger days, Like
there was a long time that I couldn't drink regular
Coca cola, like just going out to the lake or whatever,
going to a restaurant and getting a regular Coca cola
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without it tasting like wild turkey. One on one, I
could really Yeah, yeah, I drink so much of it
in my early twenties that I just I can't do
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (01:41:44):
I went a long time not drinking any soda at all,
and then someone turned me onto the zero sugar and
now it's I'll probably have a zero sugar a w.
Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Every day. That's nice one. I usually I'll pick up
a twelve pack. I say it usually sometimes like maybe
twice a month, once a month or whatever. When I
get grocery, I'll pick up a twelve pack whatever. The
root beer would be mug or you know, zero sugar
doctor pepper, And that lasts me for a little while.
I'll have one or two a day, you know, if
I don't feel like drinking water or X tea. I
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do the research.
Speaker 6 (01:42:17):
When they do the special of buy two, get three free,
my wife thinks I'm insane. I'm like, I don't care
going shopping car they're giving yes, they're giving me three
free twelve packs of soda for buying two fired.
Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
No, they're not expired. That's how you're getting those three free. Well,
these have been sitting on the dock for the past,
you know, six months. We need to get rid of them. No,
that's not a thing. That's how they do their big
meat sale too. This meat's been sitting in this trailer
for about six months. They not I'm kidding. I need
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research take it back after me. I love when they
do a meat sale. Man, their name's not wind COO.
They don't sell expired.
Speaker 6 (01:43:03):
Wind co don't do it either. I love when they
do their meat sale. I'll go in there and stock
up on whatever's on special.
Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
I hear about it, I see the commercials. I think
that's great. I know people like you that do the
same thing. I have never once jumped in on their
meat sale, not even on Friday night, not a younger
version of yourself. No, No, I just can't do it.
I'll look at him like, ah, I don't need all
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