BMMS 1-31-25

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!! Corbin Has An Apology, They're sing Tiger Piss For Arthritis, 66 Million Year Old Fossilized Vomit Has Been Found, We Have A New Twist On Tazer Time Trivia, Wilily Nilly, & Hippo Nipples!!!!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Where you did?

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For Crystal wos.

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And they get hardcore.

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Hang your whisby and then mess. Pick up your phone.

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Speaker 1 (02:23):
Money and it's the Big Man Morning Show nine eight
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That's where you can hang out with us each into
every day. Good morning, Lindsay, good morning, Good morning Gimby,

(03:05):
hold on, good morning Gimby. Well, good morning Corbin. I mean,
I always felt like this day would come, but you know,
we just you know, usually I thought we'd get a
heads up and congratulations on the quick recovery. Wow.

Speaker 10 (03:18):
You know, usually it's a couple of days in the hospital.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't miss a day of work.

Speaker 10 (03:23):
I think we know that that is true.

Speaker 11 (03:25):
At point, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I seem to remember this giant pussy who broke his leg.
I tried to come on. I don't believe you. I tried.
It didn't work.

Speaker 10 (03:41):
We got tickets to Theory of a Dead Man.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
That show is at the Tuls Theater on Saturday, February eighth.
Tickets available Tolstheater dot com. You gotta taste your time
trivia with a new version. We're doing in the new
version today. Yeah, okay, I promise you'll tell the difference,
and we've got the taste time Tribua new thing and
friggin' a Friday, Big Day to day, somebody's gonna win

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a case of Miller Extra Light and a pair of
tickets to the Darryl Starbird National Rod and Custom Car
Show Hooray fourteenth through the sixteenth of this month at
the Sage Nuts Sage Nets Center at Expo Square, different venue.

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Uh huh. We just want to know when was the
first time you realized you're getting old BMMS and what
that is to eight two nine four five. When was
the first time you realized you're getting old bmms?

Speaker 10 (04:40):
And what that is to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
And we will pull somebody's name every hour and talk
to them on the air, and if we do, you
get hooked up with the beer and tickets to the
Darryl Starbird Show that's happening Valentine's Day weekend. Boom. I
own apology to somebody like a real I was a
complete idiot kind of apology.

Speaker 11 (05:01):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I have been ignoring this person for years and I
heard people be like, no, no, you're wrong, You're wrong,
and I was like, I don't care. But I was
a fool. I walked into the Glorious Kingdom yesterday for

(05:24):
the first.

Speaker 10 (05:24):
Time, and I was like, where have I been.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I've been lost.

Speaker 10 (05:30):
I didn't know where I was.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I was like, this is amazing, and I don't know
why anybody didn't really be like Corbin, you have to
go to this place. It is mind bending how cool
and awesome it is. And you probably have driven by
it multiple times.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
Some of you.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Probably have been in there. I've known this secret for years,
but I have neglected it. I have treated it like
that meme of the rich people that look down on others,
like how people with chickens feel right now, right because
they have eggs, And I just never really gave it

(06:18):
a second thought. But had some free time yesterday before
picking up the kids went in there. And now I
feel like I'm in a secret club and I want
everyone to know, not that I was wrong, but also
you got to check this thing out. I'm not being
paid by these people. This is not an endorsement, this
is not a commercial. This is a heartfelt apology for

(06:41):
being wrong, wrong for never going, wrong, for not listening,
wrong for not being open to the idea.

Speaker 10 (06:49):
Of going to Ollie's. I always wondering where.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
We were going with on this one. Dude, that was
the place. Fantastic, Yeah, fantastic. I'll start with the section
that you've probably never been in the books. True, I
walked past it once, especially if you buy a lot
of kids books. Cow oh yeah, sweat and just getting
excited thinking about it.

Speaker 10 (07:16):
It's awesome.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I didn't I spend so much time in the book section.
I have time to go through everything else, but I did.
Peru's a little bit. And you think it's gonna be
like ah, I know this is gonna hurt Lindsay's feelings.
You think it's gonna be like Big Lots, and I
think Big Lots sucks. I don't think it's really that
great of a deal. It's right up there next to Ross. Honestly,

(07:39):
it's cheap stuff and it's a goddamn war zone. Every
time you go in. Every Big Lots I've ever been
to is a war zone. Ali's has this old time
pottery feel, this at home feel where it's like high
shelves kind of stacked. Can't you're not gonna see somebody
to the other side of the store. Yeah, you might
not even hear them. But Ali's I'm seeing brand name

(07:59):
thing where big lots you might see some or that'll
be their own name version, right, And it just feels
occasionally you see a brand name thing.

Speaker 10 (08:08):
But if you wanted to buy a particle board dresser,
you know that's what you were getting there.

Speaker 12 (08:15):
Now.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I don't know if if Ally's has furniture, but not
quite like that, but they do have some. But I
felt like, I'm not joking, I would join a secret club.
Oh the brand there's brand name stuff, brand name stuff.
There are some stuff that I saw only because I
know this, Like they have these little lol dolls, like
secret thing. You open up and there's other stuff in

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there that wasn't that much of a deal.

Speaker 10 (08:40):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I didn't look like a deal from what I remember
them costing like a Target, but other stuff like books
for a dollar Yeah yeah, bro. I went over there
because my lady she has never been to five and below,
she's never been to Holly's. I love them. I exposed
her to that right before Christmas, and we went into
Allie and I found like massive, like ten twelve foot

(09:04):
like inflatable Christmas decorations for affordable prices. Something like that.
You go to Walmart Target, you're paying sixty bucks. Seventy bucks,
I think I got I found it there. I didn't
get any because it didn't any that much cash on me.
But I'm like, nope, for yourself. Next time, it's like
thirty bucks. Yeah, for these giant Christmas inflatables, I was like,
all right, next year, I'm coming back to all of it,

(09:28):
and I'm going I am my yard, as small as
it is, is going to be filled with inflatable Christmas decorations.
When you live in a duplex, do you get to
put stuff on their side of the lawn? On the
other places, they're an imaginary line in the lawn till
there is I mean, and it's it's when.

Speaker 10 (09:45):
I mowed the lawn. It's a very very visible line.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh you know what, I thought, you mowed the whole yard. No, no, no, no, no, no,
I do. Sometimes if they're slacking or like right now,
I'm kind of in between neighbors. So if it starts overgrowing, uh,
then I'll go ahead and cut it just to keep
it looking good. Sure, But for the most part, if
I've got a neighbor over there and they're on top
of their stuff, I know where my fence line is

(10:12):
and that's that's the line. So could I I'm sure
I could. The kids. I just recently got some some
Bible student kids next door. Okay, poor kids, yeah, all right,
but the one that I share the duplex with, there's
it's still emptier one. Ah right, So but I share
the yard with the Bible kids next door. I don't

(10:35):
think that they would care to be honest with you,
but just just to be safe, I want to keep
everything on my own, Patrick Grass, I don't want to
pivot away from the honest thing. But I've got to ask,
how do you know they're short of them telling you
what makes them Bible Bible kids? Uh? You I've overheard
them talk having conversations amongst themselves while I'm in the
garage committing debauchery. Okay, you know, you know, I'm just no,

(10:59):
I'm just curious, like, how do you get that t
how do you get that that scarlet letter? Then I'm
right across the street from Rama, and a lot of
people in my neighborhood are Bible students that go to Rama.
And when I moved in, my landlord was pointing them
out to me. Now, some of them probably have moved
since then or whatever. But for where I'm at, it's
a good location for those times. If I'm deducing what

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you're saying, you're implying that age. Maybe they look like
kids that would go to Ramah and you've heard them
speak of the Bible. Yeah, I I have deduced on
my own that that's what they're doing. That could be wrong,
you know, wouldn't be the first time. But going on
those three things, I was just trying to get to

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like were they wearing black pants and a white shirt
and a name tag? And when left really early in
the morning on bikes and then came back like, how
are you? They don't look like me, they don't talk
like you can be a Bible person, I'm sure I
could self proclaimed. Actually, yeah, on TV, I do, and
I listen to it on the raad you from time
to time regardless. Are you sure sure about that? And

(12:06):
you sure about that? I'm pretty sure. Is the volume up.

Speaker 10 (12:11):
Or is it just gone?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's there?

Speaker 10 (12:13):
But Ali's is like, I'm just I couldn't believe how
awesome it was.

Speaker 11 (12:17):
Well, you said you felt like you joined a club,
So did you do you join the Ali's Army?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I don't like things like that. I don't need you
tracking me ready, Yeah, I'm getting enough tracked. I'm trying
to think. I'm not a big fan of joining those
clubs because the discounts really aren't there, very few and
far between. If it's worth it, then yes, But if
you're like, hey, if you you join this just to
get for nothing, like they always go, I'll give you

(12:46):
an example. He asked me. He's like, do you want
to join the Ali? Is it called the Ali Army?
Do you want to join Ali's Army? And I was
like no, He's like it's free. Okay.

Speaker 10 (12:55):
Do I get ten percent off today?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Do I? Do I get ten percent off every time
I I stop by you? Is this just something so
you can email me to remind me to stop by
the store. Like, what are we talking about here? I
feel like a lot of businesses have these member programs
like this, and they're not real benefits. It's more of
just a slide of hand so they can bombard you
with marketing pretty much basically.

Speaker 10 (13:18):
Yeah, So I'm like hard pass.

Speaker 11 (13:20):
Yeah, you're not gonna send me any deals because the
deals are already in store all the time.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Right. So, well, let's say you are let's say you
send me an email like, hey, today you can get
a a spoonholder that looks like a dinosaur, but they
only got like five. Yeah. Then but they don't tell
you that part. Yeah, I know how that stuff works.
So I'm no, I don't join that.

Speaker 11 (13:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (13:47):
I'm not you're not in the club either, No? Are
you in the club?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Gimpee? No, I'm not a member of many clubs. I
think the only member of a club my man is
the Murphy USA Club. And I only do that for
the discount on gas. Yeah, you know, and I'll let
it add up, like I don't jump on it the
moment they're like, who would you like to you save
ten cents? Da da da da.

Speaker 13 (14:10):
No.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I let that s add up to where I'm like
a dollar off a gallon, right, make it worth it,
you know. But I go when they're so awesome. Sure
you know, I'm in there at least every other day
getting smokes and then so buying those. It really adds up,
you know, and adds to my points. So, like I said,
you know, when it comes down to it, at times
are tough, Like you know, gas is two thirty nine.

(14:32):
I can get it for a dollar thirty nine right now.

Speaker 10 (14:35):
A dollar like a whole dollar office.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
A whole dollar off. Yeah, and and let's just say
your your car is what like thirteen something like it? Yeah, sure,
save thirteen dollars year. Yeah, that ain't bad. No, that
ain't bad at all. So that's the only club that
I'm a member of, because I say, I'm in the
research one just because you can get the you know,
the sometimes I'll have a deal or like I got

(14:58):
a deal from research. I got six twelve packs of
soda for twenty dollars. What. Yeah, it was stupid, Like
it was stupid. I forget what it was. And here
I'm that person in like I'm loading my car up
with all the zero sugar a w rootber.

Speaker 14 (15:19):
You can gettle normally cut coupons, but when I do, dude,
I am a sucker for a good coupon. I'm I
will go. Do I need five tubs of quart butter?

Speaker 8 (15:33):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yes, yes, yes I do because I save a dollar
off the whole all five that's right. So I got
that one that I use pretty regularly when I go
to Research, and then I have the I have Starbucks
where they keep tracking, but I mostly use that for
the I can pre order.

Speaker 10 (15:50):
And I don't have to mess with anything.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
It helps. Yeah, but I can't think of another one
that I'm so grateful, Like you go to Walgreens, like
you have the Walgreens card to my No, I just
need my photos I.

Speaker 11 (16:02):
Ordered, right, I do have that. I'm I have the
Walgreens card and CBS.

Speaker 10 (16:07):
Sure, and is there what is their benefit?

Speaker 11 (16:13):
You know, I guess what the Walgreens you when you
continue and CBS the same thing. Then they're like, oh,
you have so many points. Do you want to use
it for a discount on your purchase?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Sure, Oh, you talk to somebody there at CBS. I
just go to the self check.

Speaker 11 (16:28):
Dang yeah, no, yeah. And then of course with the
CBS too, you get, you know, a tree's worth of
receipts and a lot of them are coupons.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
You look at all of them.

Speaker 11 (16:41):
No, No, I never use those. Even if I get
coupons from what, I never use them because you got
to come back within like four days. Well, I've got
what I need.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I'm not that I planned. I made this plan. It's
snowstorm's coming exactly. I hate that Coles does the same thing.
Here's some coals. You got to use it within a week.
I'm not coming back then week exactly. Yeah, that's how
they get you at least ninety days, man, not No,
you've got to use it by next Tuesday.

Speaker 11 (17:07):
Maybe then maybe when I'm retired and I have the
time and nothing else to do, that's what I'll take
advantage of.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
There's club work, right, yeah.

Speaker 10 (17:17):
Yeah, so Ollie's I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
It wasn't you, it was me. I'm a new man,
new year, k new me. Somebody texted in and said,
my fiance loves the book section at Alie. She finds
books that she couldn't find in bookstores and they're always
less than five dollars.

Speaker 11 (17:33):
That's amazing.

Speaker 10 (17:34):
I bought two kids books for like two fifty.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, and my kids. I buy my kids any books
they want, so from like, this is a giant win.
I've put them away. So when they're like, we're bored,
I'm like, ah, I've gotten new books. All right. We
got to take a break. We're giving away beer for
freaking at Friday. When was the last When was the
first time you realized you were getting old case of
Miller Extra Light and a pair of tickets to the
Darryl Starboard National Rod and Custom Car Show February fourteenth

(18:01):
through sixteenth at the Sage Net Center at Expos Square.
Will be what you will win if we pull your name.
BM A mess and when was the first time you
realized you're getting old?

Speaker 10 (18:10):
To eight to nine four five Telsa's.

Speaker 9 (18:13):
Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show.

Speaker 13 (18:16):
The assault continues the next thirty seven five JMOD.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six oh KMOD. You can also text bmmss
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four.

Speaker 10 (18:31):
Five, soveryget.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
We're giving away beer and tickets to the Darryl Starbirds
show that's going to be at the Fairgrounds on the
fourteenth through sixteenth this month. We just want you to
answer this question, when was the first time you realized
you're getting old? A case of Miller Extra Light and
those tickets could be yours bmmss and whatever that is
of the first time you realize you're getting old? To
eight two nine four five. On Friday, we do news quikies,

(18:54):
just the headlines. It's time for news quakies. Worlds, local
news and news that just makes you say, what the
Here's Corbin, Gimbi and Lindsay with What's going on?

Speaker 10 (19:06):
News Quickies from The Big Man Morning showing ninety.

Speaker 11 (19:07):
Seven Pennsylvania Flood Museum temporarily closed due to flooding.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
That is quite the immersive experience. Oh, I'm telling you, man,
really really get into it over there, don't they?

Speaker 10 (19:23):
Is it extra.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Zoo is selling tiger piss for arthritis relief? Yeah, put man,
I have a cousin that did it. It's great.

Speaker 11 (19:37):
It really works.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
No, thank you. I wanted to save this one to
last because it's just I just think it's a funny sentence.

Speaker 10 (19:45):
Soldier refuses to drop sausage during capture. Sir, put down
the sausage.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
There he is.

Speaker 10 (19:54):
Yeah, he's got.

Speaker 11 (19:56):
An Anduley, China's first Corgi police dog loses bonus for
sleeping and ping on the job.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
The man or the police dog Gorky's are so fricking cute. Yeah,
do they make good police dogs. I've never seen a
Corgie there as a police dog.

Speaker 11 (20:17):
Very smart, very trainable.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Said about every dog right right. I could see him
as like search and rescue, like going through like you know,
like a nine to eleven instance. You know, because I
believe even near like nine to eleven, they had smaller
dogs going through the robble because they can really fit
down in there. Yeah, you know, so I could see
something like that. But you know, cop shows up, we're
doing a raid. We're on a search car because I

(20:40):
feel like there's pot inside, and he brings out the CORGI.
I don't know if I could take them seriously. Yeah,
they're hunting dogs, so they Okay, makes sense. Woman pleads
guilty to Harrisman charges in cyberfarting case.

Speaker 10 (20:59):
Thought onya face, No, I'm killing you.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Oklahoma senator proposes bill to ban all pornography and they
already do that. No, they made it harder to get.
They made it more challenging to get. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because I know you go to the hub. They're like,
you can watch if you show us your ID, but
there's no place to put your can.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
Want you to make an account?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Got an account? I ain't even seen that. Wait, give
me no option. I'm not gonna tell anything about the story,
but everybody should go read this. It's it's quite fascinating
and also confusing.

Speaker 10 (21:34):
At the same time.

Speaker 11 (21:37):
Man launches Villain for Hire service that lets clients pose
as heroes.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, I've read that story and it's quite affordable. Actually,
guy from Malaysia is like, hey, listen, you know, you
and your date get together and then I'll meet you
guys at a predetermined location and then I'll start picking
on your date so you can intervene and be the
hero of the story. He says that he charges like

(22:05):
twenty two dollars during the week and then thirty three
dollars on the week of course. Yeah, and of course
travel expenses. So if you want him to fly from
Malaysia to Toulsa, it's going cost you a little more. Yeah,
you know, twenty two bucks to be the hero of
the day.

Speaker 10 (22:18):
Yeah, just keep in mind discovery day does arrive.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, you hired somebody.

Speaker 10 (22:24):
Tell the story. How you met grandpa?

Speaker 11 (22:28):
This rapper he tried to kill me and your grandfather
stepped in.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Grandma, he made that he paid that person. No, like
her whole world, he's dead already. Her whole world is
shat What a pos grandpa is? You go this whole
Does that make him a bad person? No, yes, it's
all based on a lie. Whatever, But he did it
for her. Oh, you guys are disgusting. Hey, hey, you

(22:57):
stop picking on my girls, all right? Eighty percent of
men think AI girlfriends could replace the real thing, says
guys who's never had a real woman. Ye right, yeah,
I can't imagine. The cold touch of a computer feels better? Well,

(23:18):
can I have sex with it? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (23:21):
Again? Not the same?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
No, they make this simulator thing, right, Okay, not the
same feels good, believe you not the same. Newly discovered
asteroid turns out to be Tesla roadster launched into space.
Things still floating around.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
Huh apparently at quite the speed.

Speaker 11 (23:44):
H New Jersey cop finds woman's address in police database,
goes to her house to hit on her.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm sure that's the only time that's ever happened, right, right, Hey,
you can't blame a guy for trying, right again. Uh.

Speaker 10 (24:01):
Youth obsessed billionaire admits to tracking sons erections.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Hey, son, Hey, did you get a boner today?

Speaker 10 (24:10):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
What time you got it? I was going with the
bright star in the sky and I was like, listen,
you gotta be a tinge crazy to be rich in
this world time and day. But this is oh in
as in offspring. But you said, young billionaire, Well no,
youth obsessed billionaire Right admits to tracking Sun's erections. Okay, okay,

(24:37):
I kind of like my headline better makes me feel
less creepy. Stare at smokers to stop them, Health chief
urges public it won't stop, and just be like, what
are you staring at?

Speaker 11 (24:52):
Bro Right?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
We're looking at me. Man, You'll weardo.

Speaker 11 (24:55):
Flick your cigarette at them when you're time.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
You want this just because someone's staring at you a
wild response.

Speaker 11 (25:02):
And shaking their head, probably in.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Discussion, yagging their finger for shit.

Speaker 10 (25:08):
I bet it would work.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Maybe not in the beginning, but I think psychologically after
a while you would.

Speaker 11 (25:14):
Start a lot of people just get punched.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Then you're going to jail for assault. But they're going
to jail for harassment.

Speaker 10 (25:22):
That's not harassment.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
They're staring at me, waggling there, Staring is not harassment.
Shaking their head is not harassment.

Speaker 11 (25:30):
You two, I'd move and they would just follow me
and stand there.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I know this is going to come as a giant
shock to you too. You can do whatever you want
in public. I'm gonna talk to Jeff on Monday and
see if you know that is Harrisman. He would know
if anybody he knows the law better than anybody. I
mean you could, you could file for her harassment, but
that doesn't mean you would get granted. It be like,
why is how is he harassing you? Well, he's staring

(25:56):
at me, mom, staring at me and shaking his finger.
He's not touching me, but his fingers right there. It
sounds a little ridiculous. How you get slapped on a
bus coming back from Oklahoma City?

Speaker 11 (26:09):
Was that you?

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Or me?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Me?

Speaker 11 (26:11):
Okay? Woman caught at airport with two hundred and thirty
eight thousand dollars worth of cocaine in cushions of motorized wheelchair.

Speaker 12 (26:20):
Let's get some hookers and some coke and go crazy.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Remember I said that, like, they'll try anything to see
if it works. They're willing to take a loss because
if it works, they're not losing anything. And if it
doesn't work, well you take a loss. But you know
not to do that. Well it's twofold. If they can
get it through, great, maybe they found a new avenue.
And then the other is if it distracts you from
the other sources. True, look over here, steal you know, yes, bus,

(26:45):
bust this seat while this other guy over here is
with a backpack full, get across. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (26:49):
The problem with that methodology is they don't look away.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Lady steals coworkers snack, then makes accusation of forced meat eating,
which is a movie Lindsay will be promoting. At nine
congressmen suggests some children receiving free school lunches should work
at McDonald's instead. Wow, get a job, bitch, get a job,
you lazy kindergartner.

Speaker 11 (27:15):
Previously unknown Vincent van Go painting worth fifteen million, bought
at Minnesota garage sale for fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, this story is amazing. They didn't even know this
painting existed from Van Go. Vang is easily one of
the most interesting artists ever.

Speaker 10 (27:30):
Just go.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I don't know if that exhibits still over here at
fifty first, but it was awesome to go around and
see some of the stuff and read some of the
things about him and how truly insane this man was.
And to go and get this and then find out
it's worth fifty million. Do you sell it or do
you keep it? It changed your life. This is you

(27:52):
hold on to teeth right, this change would change it
would still be worth fifty million. Fifteen million, Okay.

Speaker 11 (28:00):
And yeah, I mean you'd take it to the highest
bidder for sure, I.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Think Okay, I think it depends on where I'm at
in my life, Like right now, Hell yeah, I'm selling
that bitch fifteen mil for sure. But if I'm fairly stable,
I think I'd hold on to it and let it
appreciate a little bit more before you know I sold it.
Try to get some more money out of it, Okay,
because right now, if it's only fifteen let's say you

(28:24):
wait another twenty five years, could be worth fifty or more.

Speaker 10 (28:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (28:29):
My with my luck, if I wait and do that,
something will happen and the painting will be ruined.

Speaker 10 (28:35):
Yeah, this is free advice here.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
If you have something you discover that's worth fifteen million dollars,
don't keep it in your house.

Speaker 11 (28:42):
Yeah you have to.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
You should pay Put it in a muse let them
have it on display, like it's worth them taking the
responsibility for it. True, exactly, So you're not leaning you know,
your groceries up against it.

Speaker 10 (28:55):
I'm probably selling it. I don't want to deal with.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
The insurance of protecting it, and you are now a
target like it comes with some other problems. Yeah, but
if you put it in a museum for them to display.
Wouldn't they have the what they would cover with the
insurance and everything, right, Yes, you still have to be
on the hook for that. No, it depends. Sometimes they'll
take care of it, sometimes they won't. It just kind
of depends on the arrangement you wit make. But you're
not making any money off of it, right, it's just

(29:18):
sitting there. It's just sitting there. But you can go
in there at any point in time be like, all right,
I'm taking my painting back. Yeah. Yeah, they may make
arrangements where they go, well, we'll cover it for insurance, but.

Speaker 10 (29:26):
If you die, it's ours.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
You can't pass it on. So it just depends. Everything's negotiable.
Of course I think sell it. Move on, Thank you, Van,
go have a good day. Yeah. You know. None of
his painting, none of his paintings were ever famous until
after he died, not usually how No, no, no, no, not
really right, I mean, he wasn't he wasn't known, he
wasn't famous, like, he wasn't any in those regards at all.

(29:51):
It wasn't until after his death that his sister started
talking about his paintings and showing them to people. Right,
It wasn't like, oh, I have to have Da Vinci
paint my chapel.

Speaker 12 (30:01):
Right.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
I heard a bit on TikTok the other day it
was like Picasso Picasso died in like nineteen seventy four.
I didn't know that either. I was right here with
the comedian. He's like, I thought he died in like
eighteen hundred or something like that. Right, modern artist Picasso
sitting back watching the Super Bowl. Picasso drove a car. Yeah,
you know, I always thought he was just like with
Van Go and arrest of him. Yeah, that was Lindsay.

Speaker 11 (30:25):
Right.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Chinese dad tells boy to do his homework. The boy
calls police on his dad's illegal drugs. You get grounded
for that, right from jail? Yeah, right, when you get
out of jail, and they're not going to be the
dad anymore. But they may do things differently in China.

(30:46):
They may they do. No, no, they do. He ain't
getting out if they'll behead him. Survey says, oh, no,
saving that. One elementary school student goes permanently blind after
eating too many chicken nug nugs.

Speaker 11 (31:01):
Uh oh that's scary.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Wow, Come on, I eat a lot of nuggies and
look who wears glasses.

Speaker 10 (31:12):
Oh that's one.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
Bigfoot hunter's wife divorces him after cheating with X during
search for the monster.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
M I'm going to sasquatch hunting baby. Hey, I don't
think that has anything to do with sasquatch hunters. No,
this is human. They had a whole movie out of it.
Look at broke Back, right. They were out fishing quote
unquote No not really cheap they well, yeah, they were
working and shirtless, wrastling in the woods.

Speaker 11 (31:43):
Hey round here Bigfoot is. Searching for him is work
because it pays a million dollars if you find him, if.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
You find Yeah, instead you're fornicating your ex girlfriend out
in the woods.

Speaker 10 (31:53):
Yeah you wanna go cow tipping later?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, I'm down. You want to go and hold a
sack in a field and wait for me to scare
everything that sniperton? Yeah, I'll never do that. No, it's
not a thing. Just won't get me. Sixty six million
year old fossilized vomit found in Denmark.

Speaker 11 (32:13):
Hmmm, did they really know its vomit?

Speaker 10 (32:17):
What has some hairballs? Yeah, some crowns.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
It's the smell, is what the smell?

Speaker 11 (32:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (32:22):
So how many years old?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Did it?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Say against the sixty six million. So for sixty six
million years, are these people that live in my house
because you just walked right by it exactly didn't clean
it up right? Survey says more young people believe the
history of the Holocaust is exaggerated. Oh my, please pick

(32:44):
up a book please, Ollie's It's got them real cheap,
all right. All these stories are on our Facebook page
at facebook dot com slash bmms six nine. If you
want more, we want to know from you. When was
the last time you realized you're getting old? Okay, some
Miller extra Light and a pair of tickets to the
Darryl Starboard R and Custom Car Show is February fourteenth
through sixteen. We have tickets for that as well. Answer

(33:04):
this question, when was the last time you realized you're
getting old?

Speaker 10 (33:08):
Bmms? And what that is to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 13 (33:11):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
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Speaker 1 (33:18):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine four
six oh KMOD. You can also text bmms and then
what you want to say to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 10 (33:29):
It's Friday. That means we're giving away beer today.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
You're gonna get a case of Miller Extra Light and
a pair of tickets to the Darryl Starberg Custom Car
Show at the Sage Neett Center at Expos Square on
Valentine's Day weekend.

Speaker 10 (33:41):
Let's go to the phones and Lisa is on. Hi, Lisa,
how are you?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I'm good?

Speaker 11 (33:46):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Corby good?

Speaker 10 (33:47):
When was the first time you realized you're getting old?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Lisa?

Speaker 15 (33:51):
Oh, I was standing in the kitchen doing dishes. Delta
sneeze coming on. I sneezed, I paid, and I threw
my back out. I was out of work for two
days and in the recliner. My daughter had to do
everything for me.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Oh wow, And how old were you when that happened?

Speaker 15 (34:13):
It was probably three years old?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Right on, girl, Well, we're gonna get We're gonna help
you out. Gimp.

Speaker 10 (34:21):
You go ahead and tell her exactly what she's getting.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Congratulations, you're not getting old, You're just seasoned. And now
you can marinate with this case of Miller Extra Light.
Back to you, Colvin.

Speaker 10 (34:34):
Thank you for sharing that.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Lisa. We're gonna hook you up. Gimpy needs to talk
to you. Make sure he has your personal info and
have a fantastic weekend. Okay, see you later.

Speaker 11 (34:42):
I'm so nervous to sneeze.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Now, let's see what Lindsay has for balls to the
wall sports.

Speaker 11 (34:58):
The Pro Bowl games are underway in Orlando. Coach Eli
Manning and the NFC took a fourteen to seven league
over the Peyton Manning and the AFC on Thursday night
at the Skills Challenge. The NFC was victorious in the
Passing Competition, the Satisfying Catches Challenge, and Helmet Harmony. They

(35:19):
also won two of the three relay races and split
their dodgeball games. The AFC claimed a solo victory in
the Big Spike. The competition concludes on Sunday with three
more events in addition to the flag football game.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Have they always done stupid silly games like this. I've
always thought it was just, you know, a regular football
game that they played in like Hawaii or whatever. They
got away from that like a few years ago because
players were opting not to play because they what if
you got injured in.

Speaker 10 (35:49):
The Pro Bowl, makes sense your career could be over?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, okay, because you can blow your ac out, or
maybe somebody's trying to make a name for themselves like yeah,
they were like, this is numb, So they switched to
flag football. Yes, same kind of injuries you can get,
but a little less like no contact.

Speaker 11 (36:05):
The Eagles are hoping to get a boost ahead of
Super Bowl fifty nine. The team opened the practice window
for Brandon Graham on Thursday. The defensive end is recovering
from a torn triceps he suffered back in November and
was originally expected to miss the rest of the year.
The thirty six year old had three and a half
sacks to go with twenty tackles, six for loss in

(36:25):
eleven regular season games. Graham played a key role in
Philly Super Bowl fifty two win over the Patriots when
he stripsacked quarterback Tom Brady late in the game. The
eagles either second ever Lombardi Trophy won. The team battles
Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs in New Orleans a week
from Sunday, Man, I know.

Speaker 10 (36:46):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yesterday I went down a rabbit hole because somebody was
posting videos of all the people hating on the Chiefs
for drafting this quarterback when they had Alex Smith, And
what kind of message are you sending the locker room
and Why would you pick a guy who is didn't
really do anything in college and he has horrible footwork

(37:08):
and blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 11 (37:10):
They're saying this about Mahomes.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
This was before he was drafted, like went right when
he got drafted. They were flashing back and showing all
these videos and you're like, a.

Speaker 10 (37:18):
Ah, look at it now, Yes.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
Look at him last year, look at the year before.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
What has he got to do to pass Tom Brady
as the goat When more than if he's three pizza's
over that. I think that conversation's over if he three pizza. Yeah. Yeah.
And the problem I hate about that conversation too, is
that it negates Tom Brady. Tom Brady is still an
amazing quarterback. Well, yeah, but everybody gets passed. Joe Montana
was an amazing quarterback. John Elway was an amazing quarterback.

(37:46):
If you look at the goats of you know, our
earlier years, everybody gets eclipsed and passed. Yeah, it's time
for you know, Tom to pass the torch. It doesn't
negate it exactly. It's passing the torch more than taking over.

Speaker 11 (37:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
And the the other thing too, is in the postseason
of the final drive victories that exist when teams do
it's like one hundred and so many have been tried, right,
and forty of them are successful. And Drew Brees is
like two of seven or some two of five or

(38:20):
something like that, right. Tom Brady is like three of six, right,
and Patrick Mahomes is seven for seven. It's not close.
When you talk about postseason specifically, I.

Speaker 11 (38:32):
Do I think that if they were, you know, put together,
I do think that Mahomes is actually.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Better well, And the misnomer here is you've got to
put them at the same age. If you do it
with his final, you know, completed career, you have to
do it with the same spot on the timeline, and that.

Speaker 11 (38:53):
Is your bass to the wall Sports. I'm Lindsay in ninety.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
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Speaker 10 (39:31):
Good Morning, Gimpy, Good Morning.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
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on Monday, April twenty eight. You can get your tickets
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win free tickets at the website that rocks kmod dot com.
All right, uh, let's go ahead and do friggin a Friday.
We want to know from you, what's the first time?
When's the first time you realized you were getting old?
Text that answer to US, BMMS space and whatever. That

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answer is to eight two nine four five. If we
pull your text, you can win a case of Miller
Extra Light and tickets to the Daryl Starboard National Roden
Custom Car Show Valentine's Day weekend at the Sage Nut
Center Sage Net Center at Expo Square. Lindsay, what's uh,
when was the first time you realized you were getting old?

Speaker 11 (40:12):
It's kind of a toss up between two things, but uh,
I'll go with walking into a room and forgetting what
I came in for and the first time this ever happened?
To me was probably in my early thirties. And I
remember as a child this happening to both my parents,
and I thought, huh, they're so old, you know, like

(40:35):
I oh. And I remember my mom specifically at one
time saying, oh, don't grow old, because this is what happens.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
You'll lose your mind only.

Speaker 11 (40:46):
Right, And I'm and it's and I remember the first
time it happened, and I was like, oh my gosh,
I am old, because this is what happens when you
get old, walk into rooms and forget what you came
in for.

Speaker 10 (40:57):
No, you just give it a different name, You just
forget right.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I found out in the last year that that is
a form of adult ADHD really yep, which I have.
So you don't say they make a pill for it.

Speaker 10 (41:13):
They make a pill specifically for that debateable.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know anybody that doesn't walk into
a room and be like, well, what was I.

Speaker 10 (41:22):
What was I here for?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Right?

Speaker 10 (41:24):
I feel I feel like everyone does that.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
It's just how often, I guess would be the deciding
factor there. If you're doing it, like every time you
walk into a room, you forget what you went in
there for.

Speaker 10 (41:36):
Maybe you might want to get your brain checked out.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
I think there's a big difference between you're doing a
bunch of things like whatever fold and later getting dinner
and you're like, oh, I need to go get this
from X room and you go in there you're like, wait,
what was it? Damn it? And compared to walking into
a room and going why am I in the living room?
Where am I? Who am I? That feels more like
you're old forget you don't know old person right? Uh?

(42:00):
For me, I that's what I'm gonna be like, how
did I get you know, to the kitchen? Yeah, you know,
kind of when you wake up in the middle of
night from sleepwalking and you're like, why am I in
the living room? That's what to me that would be
the red flag of oldness in terms of forgetting things.
Do you ever catch yourself sleepwalking? I never have. I

(42:21):
might do it, but I've never caught myself do it.
I always end up waking up in my in my
bed lin.

Speaker 11 (42:27):
I've never sleppt walking that I know of, not.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
That I know of, Okay, not that I know of.
I'm a big sleep talker. I know that's shocking to
people that I don't shut up, But like, uh, I
I think I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (42:45):
My aunt sleep sleep walks, or used to. And she
can also sleep with her eyes open, which is totally creepy, right,
but there would be.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Open are are They're just like wide open.

Speaker 10 (42:58):
You're seeing her pub.

Speaker 11 (43:00):
Yeah, you're seeing it all. And it used to creep
my dad out. But he'd say I figured it out
because she would like come home from school and take
a nap on the couch or whatever, and he'd walk
by him like what are you do when and she
wouldn't say anything, and he's like, oh, ignoring me. He
was like, I would try to have full on conversations,

(43:21):
thinking she was just ignoring. No, she was sleeping and
that's how she would sleep and sleep walking. She did
the same thing. She would literally get up in the
middle of the night and her parents would find you're
sleeping underneath the kitchen table the next morning.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (43:35):
There was one time where she made a sandwich in
the middle. There was everything was out on the counter
still bread, mayonnaise, a knife while she was sleeping. Crazy.

Speaker 10 (43:48):
Yeah, I can't sleeping.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I heard this really funny thing about sleeping is people like, oh,
I love sleeping, and this comedian made a great take
of like, you're not in love with sleeping because you're
in a koma. You don't even know what's happening. Love
with the falling asleep part of sleeping. That's fair, it
feels good, And then he made a bunch of analogies. Right,
but like that, Yeah, that's it. You're in love with
the falling asleep because when you're asleep you don't know it.

(44:12):
It's the falling asleep part that you are, the waking
up part that you love. Yeah, dozing back out right. Yeah,
when was the first time you realized you're getting old?
A case of Miller Extra Light and a pair of
tickets to the Darryl Starbird National Roden Custom Car Show
Valentine's Day weekend at the Sage Net Center at Expo Square. Gimme,
when was the first time you realized you're getting old?
I think I think it's when the hangovers hurt more

(44:35):
than they used to, you know. And in my twenties,
mid and late twenties, man, I could tie one on
until two o'clock in the morning, shut that some bitch down,
and then go home, pass out, get up at six,
seven o'clock in the morning and be to work at
eight without a problem. Maybe a little bit draggy, right,
but nothing major. And then I think it was it

(44:58):
was probably in my mid THIRTI or whatever. Hell even
I'd even say most recently a couple of years. You know,
when you tie one on and then we have a
natural clock that wakes us up even though you're on vacation.
I'm still up at three o'clock in the morning because
I get up every morning early, right, So even though

(45:20):
I pass out, I still wake up relatively early. And
then I just lay there in bed. I'm like, oh God,
and it takes me forever to pull I literally have
to pull myself out of bed right because my body
is just hurting so much. And then as opposed to, okay,
well we'll just get up, maybe a little hair of

(45:41):
the dog, or we'll just power through it, you know,
especially if it's on a weekend, Saturday, Sunday, mostly Sundays,
I'm on the couch, miserable all day, just still in
my pj's or whatever, watching TV, drooling, not can't get up.
I'm just like, ah, hell sounds horrible. If I do

(46:03):
get up, it's like I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I want to refill my coffee, and then I lay
back down on the couch and then I'll doze off
for a little while, and they'll wake up at like
one in the afternoon, still feel like ass but not
near as bad. And then kind of my day on
those days, my day doesn't really start until like five

(46:24):
in the evening. I'm like, all right, I'm good now,
I'm good. Now, crap, I gotta make dinner and then
go to bed. Yeah, somebody text in and said, totally
agreeking me. I don't drink get drunk anymore for that reason.
That's for me, that same thing. I stopped drinking so
much because it sucked the next day and I just
didn't enjoy functioning that way. And I can't lay on it.

(46:47):
I can't do it, man, my mind, my anxiety kicks
in too high. I can't just lay in bed, you
know what I mean. I have to switch even though
I'm still laying down. You know, I can't just lay
in the bed. So that's when I'll go to the
couch and I'll just lay down there. If I lay
in the bed, my back starts hurting more, and it's
just it's not good. We want to know when was

(47:08):
the first time you realized you're getting old? A case
of Miller Extra Light and a pair of tickets to
the Darryl Starboard National Roden Custom Car Show February fourteenth
through sixteen at the Sage Net Center at Expo Square.
I was thinking about this. I have a lot of
them that check boxes. Some of them are silly, but

(47:28):
I think the one that resonated with me the most
was and I was conversing with my wife about this,
is that how tired I feel all the time, mentally
and physically. I'm mentally tired of this. I'm mentally tired
of that. I'm physically tired of this. And then another

(47:49):
one hit me this morning. I'm always cold. That would
probably be the one right there, because y'all keep a
six degrees from hell in there, and I got to
suffering here because of it. We don't keep at six
degrees in hell. Dude, it's at sixty eight. Yeah, you
go over there, turn it on. I'm like, oh god, now,
that's just a miss Co design of the system. It's

(48:12):
when we are turning on, you need to know we're
roasting or we're freezing, and it barely gets warm in here, right,
So no, dude, I'm always cold.

Speaker 11 (48:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I get up in the morning, I gotta have I
used to be able to just wear a T shirt
and shorts, right, and now I gotta have pants, my slippers, coat.

Speaker 10 (48:32):
And I'm not that guy. I'm a warm I'm usually
pretty warm blooded.

Speaker 11 (48:35):
That's a good one. And same with me, because I
would rather be cold than hot, because you can always
put a blanket on or whatever, but here, I don't
keep a blanket in here, obviously, but anymore. I'll go
pick up the kids from school and they get in
the car, like, why is it so hot in here?
I'm like, look, you're wearing a coat, any of the
seeded heat on or heated seat on, and it's like

(48:58):
eighty Why why, I'm like, because I'm cold. I feel
like my my last three fingers on my rein are
always almost numb. There always cold in your.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Colding new baby, it's cold here, yeah, I mean the
countless ones of like the sneezing and.

Speaker 10 (49:16):
Hurting your back or whatever.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
And uh, you gotta clench your butt cheeks when you
cough so you don't cramp all over yourself. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (49:25):
Uh, carrying about my fiber intake.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
It's a good one. Not drinking coffee after a certain
time another could I'll be up all night if I
have one more cup of coffee. Bro it's new. Yeah.
My parents would make a cup of pot of coffee
after dinner and drink coffee after dinner. Yeah, my dad
was the same way. That's wild to me, and then

(49:50):
go to bed. Leg It ain't nothing that's.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
But they did get in the bedroom through maybe getting
the energy saving the in building energy. There you go
for a little sexy time. I don't know. The only
time I drink coffee to stay awake is during the
toy dRIT. If I do that, yeah, I'm just I can't.
I can't do it, man. Yeah, And I love coffee the.

Speaker 11 (50:13):
Same or if I need to sober up, it's good.
But I don't know even know when the last time
was I did that. Yeah, I calling TV shows my programs.
That was one where Kevin actually called me out on.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
That you have to watch your stories.

Speaker 11 (50:28):
I'm gonna go watch my program. You're what my program? Tim?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
For the storists?

Speaker 11 (50:33):
Who are you? What are you watching? Matt Lock?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Like, yes, people are watching those shows God, yeah you are.

Speaker 11 (50:42):
I'm watching twenty twenty in dateline.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Yeah, what are some like the kind of person that
would watch the new Mattlock with what's your nuts? You
know I'm talking about Chaffy Bates.

Speaker 10 (50:51):
Yeah, you know, I don't know what you're talking about
over their night Core.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
No, I watched the old original stuff. Man, Come on,
I watch original matt Lock with Andy He God damn.
One time recently he had Randy Travis on there and
it was great, not the wheeled in Randy, not the
wheel did in Randy, the very sober, very sprite. He
seemed like, uh and of course eating at four thirty,

(51:20):
I saw a great thing on the line and guy
was like, hey, man, do you remember To his wife,
he's like, hey, do you remember my friend George And
she's like yeah. He's like he was so much fun,
right and she was like yeah. And he's like he's
in town. He asked to go to dinner and she
was like that sounds great. He goes sure. Fast forward,
he's changed, calls friends George. It's Frank and yeah, you
ready to go go eat meat up? Yeah? Yeah, and

(51:41):
he's like uh. He looks at the phone and hangs up.
She's like, what's wrong and he goes like talking about
going to eat at nine to thirty. Yeah, I can't
do that. No, the littlest I like to eat is
like six we'll go. We'll go to functions for like
with a big group of people, whether it be friends

(52:02):
or family. They're like what time we meet and they're
like six thirty. I'm like what because you ain't eat
until seven thirty, right, huh we ain't get home till
nine thirty. I was like, that's stupid. Yeah, we want
to know from you, when was the first time you
realized you're getting old bmms?

Speaker 10 (52:22):
And what that is? To eight two nine four five.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
A case of Miller Extra Light and a pair of
tickets to the Darryl Starboard National Rodden Custom Car Show
February fourteenth through sixteenth at the Sage Net Center at
Expo Square could be yours, but you got to answer
this question. When was the first time you realized you're
getting old bmms?

Speaker 10 (52:38):
And what that is? To eight two nine four five.
Take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 13 (52:42):
If you're listening to The Big Mad Morning Show, This
he's Tulsa's Morning Shown.

Speaker 10 (52:49):
Good Morning.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine one eight four
six O kmod. You can also text BMMS and then
what you want.

Speaker 10 (52:56):
To say to eight two nine four five. Let's play
a game.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
We got tickets to see Theory of a Dead Man
Unplugged a week from Saturday at the Tulsa Theater. Tickets
available Tulsa Theater dot com. Nine one eight four six
O kmod. You're gona play the numbers game and you've
got to take on Lindsey and if you beat her,
then you're getting those tickets, and if you don't, you
walk away with should doos? What does he?

Speaker 10 (53:24):
What do you say?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Gimp? Squad? Do squa douche so nine one eight four
six Oh kmo d Good morning. You're on the air.

Speaker 10 (53:33):
What is your name?

Speaker 9 (53:35):
Mike?

Speaker 10 (53:35):
Mike? How are you today?

Speaker 16 (53:37):
I'm doing good form hep all, you're doing.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Good, buddy, Mike.

Speaker 10 (53:40):
Who do you want? What do you what category?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Do you want? Numbers?

Speaker 10 (53:42):
Percentages or averages?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Let's do numbers numbers eight is it's five questions from Gimpy.
Just answer them the best that you can. Lindsay can't
hear them. She's not even in the room now, and
when she returns, she'll get the same five questions. Whoever's
closest wins those tickets to see Theory of a Dead
Man unplugged on February eighth.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
Are you ready, sir?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Yes, sir, here we go, mackerel. How many inches long
are a hippos nipples? How many inches long are a
hippos nipples? Mike? Mike, you're there? Hey?

Speaker 10 (54:20):
Oh, sorry about that? Tracking? All right, Mike?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Can you hear me now? I can hear you now?
All right?

Speaker 10 (54:26):
How many inches long are a hippos nipples?

Speaker 12 (54:32):
Six inches?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
All right, Mike? How many inches long are the tusks
of a wart hog? How many inches long are the
tusks of a wart hoog?

Speaker 17 (54:46):
Thirty?

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Okay, Mike. An African elephant's trunk is how many feet
long an African elephant was that feet? Six feet long?
All right, Mike? How many inches long is the tail
of a red kangaroo? How many inches long is the

(55:08):
tail of a red kangaroo?

Speaker 6 (55:12):
Twelve?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Last one here, Mike? An adult elephant can produce how
many pounds of poop in a day? Three hundred? Okay?

Speaker 10 (55:24):
How do you think you did there, Mike?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
I have no clue. No, you sure don't, all right, lindsay,
five questions. Numbers is the category? Are you ready sure, Lindsey?
How many inches long are the hippos nipples?

Speaker 11 (55:39):
Hippos nipples?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (55:40):
How many inches long are a hippos nipples? Love that rhymes?

Speaker 11 (55:46):
How about six inches?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
No different number? Three inches? Three inches? All right, Lindsay?
How many inches long are the tusks of a workhog?

Speaker 11 (55:57):
Said? Inches? We'll go with seventeen inches.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Seventeen inches, lindsay. An African elephant's trunk is how many
feet long?

Speaker 11 (56:13):
Seven feet?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Seven feet long? Lindsey? How many inches long is the
tail of a red kangaroo?

Speaker 10 (56:25):
Right now she's remembering that, she's realizing there's a red kangaroo?

Speaker 11 (56:28):
Right? And is there a tail difference? I'll say ten inches?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Ten inches? All right, lindsay. Last one here, an adult
elephant can produce? How many pounds of poop in a day? Wow?

Speaker 11 (56:45):
We'll say ninety pounds?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Ninety pounds.

Speaker 10 (56:49):
How do you think she did there?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Mike?

Speaker 18 (56:52):
Probably better than I.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Let's find out Question one for tickets to see Thory
of a Dead Man unplugged on February eighth. The first
question is how many inches long are a hippos nipples?
Mike says a hippo has six inch nipples. Damn.

Speaker 10 (57:07):
Lindsay says they have three inch nipples. Hip wob be
knocking stuff over real, dragging.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
The ground, knocking up dirt everywhere. Remind me m Old
Bassett holl when she got knocked up? And how a
hippos nipples are one inch long? Yeah, which also feels crazy.
All right, Well, Lindsey was closer and so she's got one.
She needs three total to block you, Michael. Question two,

(57:33):
Question number two, how many inches long are the tusks
of a wart hog? Mike says a wartog has thirty
inch tusks, and Lindsey says they have seventeen inch tusks.

Speaker 10 (57:45):
A wart hog has six inch tusks.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
A Mike over shot so much? Yeah, h Lindsay got
that one right, So she's up two to nothing. Man,
we gotta get you on the board. Let's find out
Question three for tickets to see Theory of a Dead
Man unplugged on February eighth. All right, Question number three,
the tail excuse me? An African elephant's trunk is how
many feet long?

Speaker 10 (58:07):
Mike says that.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
An African elephants trunk is six feet long. Lindsey says
it's seven feet long. The trunk of an African elephant
is seven feet well, yeah, so sorry, Michael, you're not
getting those tickets.

Speaker 12 (58:23):
Man.

Speaker 10 (58:23):
Thank you so much for playing buddy, have a good.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Day, all right, Thanks you guys too, man. Question four
number four, how many inches long is the tail of
ol red kangaroo? Mike says that a rank red kangaroo
has a twelve inch tail. Lindsey says a red kangaroo
has a ten inch tail. A red kangaroo has a
thirty five inch tail.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (58:43):
Yeah, have you ever seen what they lean back on him?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Yeah? Kick your Yeah. Yeah, Mike got that one. He
was closer at least by two. And the final question.
The question is an adult elephant can produce how many
pounds of poop in a day? Mike says that an
elephant can produce three hundred pounds of dookie in a day.

(59:06):
Lindsay says that they can produce ninety pounds of cramp
in a day. An adult elephant can actually produce two
hundred and twenty pounds of doo doo in one day. Yeah,
Mike was closer on that one, so he got too
but not enough to win those tickets to see Theory
of a Dead Man Unplugged on Saturday, February eighth at
the Tulsa Theater. Gets your tickets at Tulsatheater dot com.

(59:26):
So Lindsay again is blocking listeners from winning stuff this year.
So far she's won that blocked them three times. Listeners
have only won once. We'll play again next week we
come back. We're giving away beer. When was the first
time you realized you're getting old bmms? And what that
is to eight two nine, four to five. Will give
away beer when we come back. So you get nothing.

Speaker 9 (59:47):
Good day, sir, you get nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
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you know kay you get you know you gift you
know kase you getting.

Speaker 9 (01:00:09):
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Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
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Speaker 10 (01:00:12):
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Speaker 10 (01:00:35):
They take say they say they they.

Speaker 15 (01:00:36):
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Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
Then they say they they they say they they takes
no no no, no no no stop stop out here,
they say say they they say they take.

Speaker 9 (01:00:44):
You ease you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Ease.

Speaker 13 (01:00:51):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back, The Big Mad
Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock Station ninety seventy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Five a m O. D. Good morning, It's the Big
Man Morning Show nine four six oh kmot Friday's.

Speaker 10 (01:01:05):
We giveaway beer today.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
You're gonna get beer and you're gonna win tickets to
the Darryl Starboard Custom Car Show that's February fourteenth through sixteenth,
along with that case of Miller Extra Light. And who
do we have on the phone right now? Let me see,
and it looks like no one is joining us.

Speaker 10 (01:01:23):
Looks like we lost him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
If you'll get them back on while we're doing that,
get your text to us to answer. When was the
first time you realized you're getting old A case of
Miller Extra Light and a pair of tickets to the
Darryl Starbird National Rod and Custom Car Show February fourteenth
through sixteenth at the Sage Nets Center. Let's do this.
Go ahead and do balls to the Wall sports while

(01:01:46):
gimpe is getting that set up.

Speaker 11 (01:01:59):
Baltimore Raven kicker Justin Tucker is being accused of inappropriate
sexual behavior by several massage therapists. According to the Baltimore Banner,
six massage therapists say Tucker exposed himself to them. According
to the story, five of the women say Tucker asked
them to massage him while he was sexually excited. This

(01:02:20):
allegedly happened multiple times between twenty twelve and twenty sixteen.
The thirty five year old Tucker is one of the
league's top kickers and is a seven time Pro Bowl selection.
Attorneys for Tucker deny the allegations, saying they are impossible
to prove. Was he hanging out with Deshaan Watson at
that time?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
So one of the stories is that he had an
erection atam and they were he asked them to massage
his growing area and would shake the sheet to get
the sheet removed. And here's the part, because he came
out was like this is unequivocally false, which is what
people say say with ye. You know, he's got to
say this because the timeline pays out that his wife

(01:02:58):
was pregnant during some of these and there are tweets
going back in time, like you can go back and
see tweets saying he had been banned from massage parlors.
Did he do anything criminal? Doesn't sound like it. Did
he do anything?

Speaker 17 (01:03:18):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Did the NFL not know about this? Did the Ravens
not know about this? Did they cover it up? That's
where to me where the big question is, because these
people like.

Speaker 10 (01:03:30):
What his kicker.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
By the way, how many people are going to massage parlors?

Speaker 18 (01:03:34):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
All of them? Apparently him Deshaun Watson. Is this Rubbert
Kraft Like, is this like a thing? Is this a
thing we're not.

Speaker 10 (01:03:42):
Aware of that exists in pro sports that they go
and like get rubbin tugs?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Right?

Speaker 11 (01:03:49):
And honestly, you're rich, af have a messuse come to
your house to give you a massage.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
You don't have to go lindsay. They don't want a
real massage, right, they want a rubbin tuck?

Speaker 19 (01:04:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:04:02):
Yeah, so true.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
And I'm not saying if you go there, you're a
sexual deviant. But you know there might be other ways
to do it where it's on the other If you
want to have sex, here's the problem. If you want
to have sex outside of your marriage, that's on you, right,
it's not it's not criminal morally. Maybe there's some questions there.
Then higher escort. Yeah, so you're just a cheap ass.

Speaker 11 (01:04:27):
Yeah, that's exactly right.

Speaker 10 (01:04:30):
That's where it's getting. You have that much money, just
get an escort.

Speaker 11 (01:04:33):
Because even an escort will probably give you a massage
if you'll do anything you want exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
But you just wanted a fifty dollars rubin tuck. Whether
you're Robert Kraft or Deshaun or any of these people. Yeah,
hire an escort to come and quote unquote give you
a massage and then do all those other things. All right, now,
we're giving away beer for frigging a Friday. When was
the first time you realized you're getting old? And it

(01:04:58):
looks like lindsay on Hi, lindsay, how are you?

Speaker 11 (01:05:02):
I'm well?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Thank you?

Speaker 10 (01:05:03):
Wohem was the first time you realized you're getting old?

Speaker 20 (01:05:07):
I teach seventh grade and I call my students children
of the corn. And when one of them said, I'm sorry,
why do you call us that? I said, it's a movie,
and they said, what, We've never heard of that? And
I thought, oh my god, I'm that old.

Speaker 10 (01:05:23):
Yeah, do they call you Malachi Malika?

Speaker 20 (01:05:28):
No, they don't even know the reference.

Speaker 10 (01:05:30):
Ah, that sounds like an education day.

Speaker 20 (01:05:33):
Oh my god, I don't know that I'm allowed to
teach that in class.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Then maybe you should call them shutter of the corner.
Show the movie right on, girl, here's give me to
tell you exactly what you're gonna get. And our carbon
knew he was old when he realized he'll be seventy
five when his kids graduate high school.

Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
Here's a case im Miller extra light.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Back to you guys, Lindsey, thank you for sharing good
luck with those heathens today. Thank you all right, see
you later. Hang on, Let's see what gip PIASI is
four by four Well covin it says here that Trump
says tariffs are coming on Saturday. President Trump said twenty
five percent terrafs on Canada and Mexicole aren't coming Saturday,

(01:06:13):
but he hasn't decided if oil imports imports will be included.
Speaking at the White House yesterday, he said it would
depend on the price of oil. The President said, we
don't need the products Mexico and Canada have, and we
have all the oil needed. Canada's supplied half the oil
imports to the US in twenty twenty three, while Mexico
made up eleven percent. The FDA approves a new non

(01:06:39):
opioid pain medicine. This is interesting.

Speaker 10 (01:06:42):
The FDA approved.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Jernavacs Journamics Jernavac a half. They approved You yesterday as
a first in class non opioid anal jesic to treat
acute pain in adults. The oral tablets offer an opportunity
to mitigate certain risks associated with using an opioid for
pain now. According to acting FDA Center for Drug Evaluation

(01:07:05):
and Research Director Jay Quellen Cornick Curry easy for.

Speaker 10 (01:07:11):
You to exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Tens of millions of Americans are prescribed opioids for pain
each year, with over eighty thousand people dying alone from
opiid usage in twenty twenty two. It will mark the
first new pankular approved in the US in almost thirty years. Wow. Yeah.
The appeals court strikes down a gun sales ban. A
federal appeals court is striking down a federal ban on

(01:07:35):
selling handguns to those between the ages of eighteen and twenty.
The ban has been in place since nineteen sixty eight.
The thursday's decision from the Fifth Circuit's US Court of
Appeals cited a twenty twenty two Supreme Court opinion that
expanded gun rights. I didn't know that. I didn't know
that you couldn't buy a handgun from those ages I need.

(01:07:57):
I think that's fine. He shouldn't be able to. We
don't like kids vote until their certain age. It's also
a constitutionally protected thing, right, right, right. And lastly, here
the Cherokee Nation initiative to provide meat to citizens in
food deserts. The Cherokee Nation announced the launch of the
Iowa Food Sovereignty Program, a new initiative aimed at addressing
food insecurity among its citizens. The program, and collaboration with

(01:08:21):
various community and cultural outreach organizations, will distribute food packages
that include meat products from the Cherokee Nation's own eighteen
thirty nine meat Company, such as sausage, chubs, pork tenderloin,
and ground beef. Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning

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Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Luck, Good morning Gimpie. Oh, good morning Corbyn. If you
didn't get a chance to score some of those Theory
of a dead Man tickets for us from us this week,
well it's okay. You still have a chance. You can
go to the website that rocks kmod dot com. I'm
just making sure that we still have them.

Speaker 10 (01:09:35):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
You can go there and sign up to win free
tickets at well as well. All right, and we are
gonna do taser time trivia. I think if I can
get this to work correctly. Oh no, if it doesn't work,
you we just slap each other to show no bare handed.
Come on, show you how my campaign is way strong.

(01:09:57):
There it goes, all right. The way is you will
attach a electronic device to your body.

Speaker 10 (01:10:04):
For your salary.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Yeah, they're great, and you have to answer some questions
and if you miss three, you get shocked three times.
If you get one right, you get shocked two times,
and if you get all three right, you don't get
shocked at all.

Speaker 10 (01:10:25):
That's the goal here. We changed it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Brady used to write the questions and this week we've
decided to try something where we all submitted questions. They
get put into a bowl. You might get your questions,
you might get the other questions.

Speaker 10 (01:10:39):
It's all random.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
If there's a chance it might the gods may bless you,
there's a chance they may not. First person going is
going to be Gimpy. Oh ray, So Gimpy is gonna
strap on and get Lindsay's gonna.

Speaker 10 (01:10:53):
Pull the question. You just set that there. Take the bowl, girl,
pull one at a time, and that's how we will
ask the question.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Hold it for you while you pull it, Lindsey. Maybe
Gimby is getting all strapped on there and Lindsay is
gonna ask the question and then Gimpy will have to
get it right to avoid getting shocked, and we'll see
how this Taser time Trivia two point zero works out.
I'm nervous about this one, man, I feel like I

(01:11:21):
had a bit of a chance, like when Brady was
making the questions, even so some of them are obscure
and hard. You know, I felt like there's a slight
bit of a chance. But with you all mofos.

Speaker 11 (01:11:31):
Oh no, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
I don't think I have a chance. But like you said,
maybe I'll pull my own questions. But at the same time,
I don't even know if I know the answer to
my own question. That might be the only mistake we
made is I wish we would have put on there
who provided the question. So then right, right, we know
who to get mad at because we might not remember.
Uh yeah, that one's a buzzy buzzy. All right, we're ready, lindsay, all.

Speaker 11 (01:11:51):
Right, your question number one, Gimpie, is a snail can
sleep for how many years?

Speaker 10 (01:12:03):
This is your question.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Snails sleep, snails sleep. It's probably mine and I don't
even remember. Okay, yeah, okay, now it's coming back to
me because I was like, a snail has how many buttoles?
And then it was like that ain't right, and so
I went with the sleep one instead. But god damn it,
if my algorithm is a mess. If I can't remember

(01:12:29):
how many years I'm going to say.

Speaker 10 (01:12:35):
One one year. A snail can sleep for one year.

Speaker 11 (01:12:40):
A snail can sleep for how many years? You say
one and the answer is three?

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
I knew was all right? Does it hurt worse when
it was your question? A little bit? All right?

Speaker 10 (01:13:00):
Question to lindsay?

Speaker 11 (01:13:01):
Question number two, GIMPI is.

Speaker 10 (01:13:07):
Which animal never sleeps?

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
I feel like that's not mine. I don't think that's mine.
Who knows that probably is? She's just gonna pull all
three of my questions and I don't even know it?
Which animal never sleeps? Which animal never sleeps? Will bans
sleep upside down? Cats sleep all free and day? Which

(01:13:35):
animal never sleeps? Cows they say sleep standing up? And
that's where cow tipping comes in, right? Yeah? Or are they?
Are they sleeping though? Where are they just resting? In there?
They're hooves. I'm gonna get shocked on this one. I

(01:13:57):
want to say a whil a whale never sleeps.

Speaker 11 (01:14:02):
Which final answer? Which animal never sleeps? You say a
whale and the correct answer is bullfrog?

Speaker 21 (01:14:10):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Well, I tried to help you. If I get done
right away, damn it? Yeah, that one was mine too.
This is the beauty of the vision I had is
that you wouldn't remember your own questions. So I'm gonna
do some stud again this weekend because I saved those
questions and I'm going to remember which ones that I
got wrong.

Speaker 12 (01:14:33):
Question three.

Speaker 11 (01:14:35):
Question three is where is the strongest human muscle located?

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
The strongest human muscle is located in the jaw. Final answer, where.

Speaker 11 (01:14:52):
Is the strongest human muscle located? You say, jaw? The
correct answer jaw man.

Speaker 10 (01:14:59):
That well done?

Speaker 11 (01:15:00):
Good was that your suit?

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:15:02):
Okay, remember that one?

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
That's crazy that you got all because we all provided
like twenty twenty five. So I'm like, I forget how
many we all provided, and you got all three of
yours and we gave him the Brady. Brady's the one
who separated him. I had nothing to do with this. Yeah,
and he put them all in the bowl. He had nothing.
I took the ball boom, put it right here. So
the chances that that's pretty impressive, I think. So all right,

(01:15:26):
all right, so uh it can be his pulling the
next person that is going, and that's going to be me.
So Lindsay gets the shocker and he's gonna get the
questions to ask me and I will get wow. Man,
Now You've got me nervous on the questions that I provided,
right because we had this. I'm like, we could do

(01:15:48):
in quotum physics. Well you can just remember it could
be your own and you have to get it right.
And that's kind of like I'm thinking of you. I'm
like this guy, this guy is gonna throw in something
like that. Nope, nope, snail sleeping, snails leaping. Okay, I
am ready.

Speaker 11 (01:16:04):
Can you feel it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Yes, I know I've got PTSD from when one time,
maybe two someone didn't put it on vibrate. That would
be me accident. Yeah, so it happened twice. Weird, All right,
I'm ready, all right? Question Corbyn, Corbyn, Question number one?
What cheese is traditionally made from the milk of a donkey?

(01:16:30):
What cheese is traditionally made from the milk of a donkey?
I would like to think I know about some cheeses.
Bet you ever? Have you ever had donkey? I bet
I have, But I gotta be honest if it's some

(01:16:54):
cheese that is very rare that no one eats.

Speaker 10 (01:16:57):
Whoever's question is this is you're in?

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
You're in, You're welcome? Is this we've pulled all your
questions so far. I'm not the only one that submitted questions,
right what Let me make sure I read this right? Okay?
What cheese is traditionally made from the milk of a donkey?

(01:17:24):
I didn't know donkeys produced milk, to be honest with you, I.

Speaker 10 (01:17:28):
Mean, I know goats do, but I didn't know donkeys
do donkey cheese. Corbyn, what's it called jackass cheese? Final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
I have no idea what cheese is traditionally made from
the milk of a donkey? You said jackass cheese? The
answer is pwel oh good, yeah, like mule.

Speaker 17 (01:17:58):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
It was right on the of my tongue. I'm sure
it was. It wouldn't surprise me if I've done more
damage to my shoulder getting shocked and then flailing my
arms in discomfort. H geez, tip of tongue. Okay, just
gotta write that down. Okay, all right, Corbyn? Question two
number two? All right, let's see here. What comedy show

(01:18:21):
would you find best friends who are a lawyer and
an interior designer? What comedy show would you find best
friends who are a lawyer and an interior designer? Perfect Strangers?
Final answer? Okay, the question, what comedy show would you
find best friend friends who are a lawyer and an
interior designer. You said Perfect Strangers. The answers will ingres Oh, no,

(01:18:44):
damn it, damn it.

Speaker 11 (01:18:46):
Ha did it come to you at the last second?

Speaker 22 (01:18:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
That was yours, wasn't it? Yeah? Yeah, I figure I
gotta be honest. I've seen Will and Grace a total
of zero times. I'm familiar with the show, get it.
I get the concept and all that. Perfect Strangers? Maybe
it was what was Balkie? Balki didn't have a job.
Balki was just a free loaded foreigner. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:19:16):
And the other was that his cousin Larry?

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
It was his cousin. Yeah. Oh, I'm so confident as
you were too. Sorry, last one here? Can you get
three in a row? We'll find out, god willing. Okay,
maybe this will be your question since you pulled I
pulled one of mine. I pulled Lindsay's. Maybe this will
be yours. Okay, And I can get it wrong too, Corb.

(01:19:41):
And what year did world War two end? What year
did World War two end? This is my question? And
I did go through yesterday and look at all my
questions again, And what the stress of the game has

(01:20:02):
made me forget what the answer was nineteen sixty seven.

Speaker 10 (01:20:07):
Final answer, what year did World War two end?

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
You said? Nineteen sixty seven? Oh no, I know you
too well, long ass war. It ended in nineteen forty five.
Oh god, damn, isn't that when we were getting into Vietnam?
Settled down over there? Snail sleep. Yeah, it does hurt

(01:20:35):
a little bit more when it's yours in it feels
like it was. This was a dumb idea. It was this,
oh man, all right, Yeah, that's how I thought this
was gonna go to. Be honest, I think it's a
lot better. Honest, When was the first time you realized

(01:20:55):
you're getting old? A case of Miller Extra Light and
a pair of tickets to the Daryl Starboard National Rodencaus
Car Show could be yours. Answer the question when was
the first time you realize you're getting old? Bmms? And
what that is to eight two nine four five We'll
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Speaker 13 (01:21:11):
Next ax The Big Bad Morning Show on Telsa's rock
station ninety seven five KMOT.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show. Nine four
six oh kmod. You can also text BMMS and then
what you want to say to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 10 (01:21:41):
Giveaway beer frigging a Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
We want to know when was the first time you
realize you're getting old case of Miller Extra Light and
a pair of tickets to the dough a Starboard show
that's a Valentine's Day weekend at the Sage Nets Center
at Expo Square could be yours. And we are in
the third phase of Taser Time Trivia. It's Lindsay's turn.
I should say Taser Time time you two point zero
where we all have provided the questions, which means you

(01:22:04):
could get shocked on your own question, which definitely happened
for Gimpia and I Are you ready, Lindsay? I suppose
what is the natural What is the hardest natural substance
on Earth?

Speaker 10 (01:22:17):
What is the hardest natural substance on Earth?

Speaker 8 (01:22:22):
M M, Well, at first I thought of a diamond
being so hard, and but.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
I want to say, real close to that microphone, I
want to say, what is the hardest natural substance on Earth?

Speaker 11 (01:22:50):
Gran It's also coming to mind. Yeah, it wasn't my question, clearly.

Speaker 10 (01:23:03):
I actually thought that that would change with these doing
the questions.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
This way that.

Speaker 11 (01:23:08):
I'll go with the gut and say a diamond.

Speaker 10 (01:23:10):
What is the hardest natural substance on Earth?

Speaker 11 (01:23:14):
Diamond?

Speaker 10 (01:23:15):
Final final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Yeah, okay, yeah, thank you, I just got I got PTSD.
You gotta say the whole phrase because I don't want
to hear no bs later. What is the hardest natural
substance on Earth? You said diamond? The correct answer is
diamond that makes Sommal agent drill tips out of it

(01:23:38):
and songs and songs. Question two, that was my question,
by the way, Okay, Question two, good one.

Speaker 10 (01:23:47):
What is the career of the Sex and the City character?

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Miranda Hobbes, gimb stop putting questions in What is the
career of the Sex and City character?

Speaker 10 (01:23:58):
Miranda Hobbes?

Speaker 11 (01:24:00):
I never watched this series, but you put this question
on here?

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Amen? Amen? Was she the redhead? Miranda? I don't know.
I can't remember which said was?

Speaker 10 (01:24:13):
What is the character? What is the career of the
Sex and City character? Miranda Hobbs?

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
And I love that you put this question on you
in the movie and you've never watched it.

Speaker 11 (01:24:23):
I think I watched the movie. I never watched this
television series when it was on, But Miranda, I think
was an attorney. Final answer, attorney, what.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Is the career of the Sex and the City character
Miranda Hobbs. You said attorney. The correct answer is lawyer
slash attorney. Congratulations GODDAMND pause on him because I didn't
know that she's gonna get all three correctly. It's gonna
suck if she double sucks for us. Anyway, good for her.

Speaker 10 (01:24:54):
Final question?

Speaker 11 (01:24:57):
Oh geez, oh she I.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Like this mule cheese.

Speaker 11 (01:25:03):
Cul cheese.

Speaker 10 (01:25:06):
In the Simpsons? Who shot mister Burns?

Speaker 11 (01:25:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Oh that's a good question.

Speaker 10 (01:25:12):
Yeah, like really good, like maybe the best one today.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Uh yeah, I think it's fairly simple, you know. Is
this your question? No, it's not mine. This is your question?

Speaker 11 (01:25:20):
The baby did it? Maggie Simpson?

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Yeah, final answer, acting like.

Speaker 11 (01:25:27):
I'm glad you liked that question?

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
In the Simpsons, who shot mister Binns? Correct answer is
Maggie Simpson, Yeah, trying to play like right, like, oh,
have you seen the Simpsons.

Speaker 11 (01:25:45):
I've watched maybe three episodes of the Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Have you watched that episode?

Speaker 11 (01:25:50):
Yes, I've seen that episode. Okay, But what's funny about
when I did these questions? I was trying to do
things like that one of you think of, like try
to the right there besides that one, I had to
have something in there.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Will and Grace. But I said you didn't watch it,
like you didn't know the show.

Speaker 11 (01:26:09):
I didn't. I only watch the movie. And why would
say she was still an attorney?

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Why would you put questions that cater to us?

Speaker 22 (01:26:16):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:26:16):
Like I like the whole Maggie Simpson question. I thought
one of you would think that one of you wrote it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Oh, she was trying to trick us by, but that
doesn't matter. That's that's not the game is to try
and trick into thinking who's that is? Sure? She plays
her own game in her own heads, don't I know it?
She's easily like squirrels. Yes, I know you said let's

(01:26:42):
do this, but I have a better idea, and then
I won't share with you that we've done that. Uh congratulations,
not shocked once? Uh what was the first time you
realized you're getting old bmms? And what that is to?
Eight two nine four five, A case of Miller Extra
Light and a pair of tickets to the Daryl Starboard
National Roden Custom Car Show February fourteenth through sixteenth. If

(01:27:03):
you answer this question, we pick you to be on
the air. When was the first time you realized you're
getting old? Bmmss and whatever that is to eight two
nine four five. We're gonna give away some beer coming up.

Speaker 9 (01:27:13):
Run more of the Big Mad Morning Show is next
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Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine eight
four six O K M D. You can also text
BMMS and then what you want to say to eight
two nine four five. We are giving away beer for
frigging a Friday. We've been asking people all morning long.
We want to know when was the first time you
realize you're getting old? Miller extra light and tickets to
the Darryl Starboard Show could be yours. And it looks

(01:27:51):
like Chris, if I'm not mistaken, is on the line. Yeah,
good morning, Chris. How are you were good? How are
you doing?

Speaker 11 (01:27:57):
Good?

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
You're on the air.

Speaker 10 (01:27:58):
So what was the first time you realized you're getting old?

Speaker 15 (01:28:02):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:28:03):
Man?

Speaker 21 (01:28:03):
I realized I was getting old when last weekend I
was just reaching the fridge or some orange juice, and
on my way back up I threw out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
My back.

Speaker 10 (01:28:13):
And how and how long did it put you out?

Speaker 21 (01:28:17):
Oh man? I mean I'm still feeling the pain right now,
you know, tiling all and some if. I've been my
best friend for the past weekend and this.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
Whole week all for some juice. Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 21 (01:28:28):
I was reaching down grab you know, grab the nice
little jug of it, and just on my way back,
I was like, oh, man, to drop.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Down to my knee and that was it, right, And
I would imagine you're a durable guy, right, like You've
probably done some things in your life. You might even
consider yourself a tough human being, and here you are
on the ground probably.

Speaker 23 (01:28:45):
Like ah a, yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:28:48):
It was surprised, you know. I called my brother pretty much.
So immediately after it happened, I was like, man, you're
not gonna believe it. I threw up my back and
grabbing some orange juice out of the fridge.

Speaker 10 (01:28:58):
Now is it good?

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Like good orange juice? Like are we doing? Simple? What
are we doing? I mean?

Speaker 21 (01:29:04):
Yeah, I mean there was some mini made you know,
not the best, not the worst, but you know, pulp
or no pulp, No pulp. I can't stand the pulp either.

Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
All right, Gibby, tell him exactly what he's gonna get.
I realized he was old.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
After breaking my leg on these smallest patch of ice
in the parking a lot and good heal as fast
as I used to enjoy this case of Miller extra light.
Back to you, con hang on the line man, so
Gin you can get some info and have a fantastic weekend. Okay, right, yeah,
you go too. Appreciate you man. Back to the h
We talked a little bit about the Justin Tucker thing

(01:29:40):
and him and.

Speaker 10 (01:29:42):
His sexual.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Allegations against allegations, and there are plenty of receipts online,
like somebody even earlier this year in May tweeting about
no rape accusations, no drama, no whatever, just business and
then posting this picture of Justin Tucker and then right
underneath it someone going, uh, you sure about that? Because

(01:30:07):
I know something you don't, which means people knew. It's
public like publicly noted that people knew. Now was that
person associated with the club or the organization?

Speaker 10 (01:30:18):
Who knows.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
But if they covered it up, that is a big
big deal. But Houston, Houston was covered up. They didn't
really get drugs through the did they get did they
get punished? Did he ust to get punished for Deshaun?

Speaker 11 (01:30:35):
I don't think so.

Speaker 10 (01:30:35):
I don't think the organization.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
Did hell anything? Really he did, did he?

Speaker 8 (01:30:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:30:41):
Yeah, lawyer fees.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
That's about it. He didn't serve any jail time. He
didn't get suspended from the team. I can't play a
whole half season. Yeah, okay, still got to play though,
but no jail time. He didn't do any in criminal
There's no there was no criminal charge. If I'm not mistaken, Okay,
I thought he did. I thought it was you know,
having the uh you know, girls touch him in appropriately

(01:31:05):
or is he just being creep? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:31:07):
I think it was civil suits?

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
Yeah, okay, okay, y. The Houston Texans were not directly
punished by the NFL for his misconduct, but they did
reach a settlement with thirty women. Wow that goad of
your paycheck? Does that come out of your paycheck? Let's
say you're the one in this case. It is Deshaun Watson, right,
and they're like, listen, we're gonna settle this, but it's

(01:31:29):
coming out of your paycheck, dude. I don't think.

Speaker 10 (01:31:32):
I don't know, But the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Did punish Watson where he was suspending for eleven games
and fined five million dollars. And what did Robert Kraft
get a little slab on.

Speaker 11 (01:31:45):
Yeah. Do you think that the team was like regretting
helping him paying off those women?

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Well, that was a separate thing they were going after.
I think they were trying to avoid. Right, the legal
charges against Robert Kraft were dis missed and rubber Craft
was not punished. No, it's modern day royalty in America.
Killing an NFL team. You can get away with that
with that stuff. I just don't understand why you do

(01:32:14):
it with a massage there, because this is implying that,
like Deshaun Watson was private massus is coming to him, right,
and he would hit up Instagram models and be like,
can you give me a BackRub?

Speaker 17 (01:32:25):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
People?

Speaker 10 (01:32:25):
That weren't really messuss, but that's what he meant.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
But it sounds like Justin Tucker was going to spas,
like I think actual spas, like like high end spas
or like ones that you would find in a strip
mall next to a bar. Yeah, I don't know. I
think they were legitimate spas, not Naomi's foot and back
massage Castle got cheah, gotcha. You got ladies in there

(01:32:53):
doing the whole facial scrub, the hot rock treatment. Yeah,
and this guy trying to get a tuggy.

Speaker 9 (01:32:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
If you go into the massage spa and it looks
like you're in your best friend Steve's basement, ah, you're
in the right spot.

Speaker 10 (01:33:08):
You are not in the right spot.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
If it is adjacent to the dry cleaner and the
drug you have to wait for them to finish at
the dry cleaning side to then move over there, or
the nail salon, you might be in the wrong spot.

Speaker 11 (01:33:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
We had a friend of ours. A friend of ours
was like, Man, have you been to the foot massage place.
I was like, don't, don't. He's like, well, no, it's legit.
I'm like, don't say that, you don't know. Don't don't
say it's legit. When I go there and ask for
the Frank special right and next thing I know, I'm
in a private room.

Speaker 10 (01:33:49):
No, No, they only do stop there's.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Over next to the depot, because I frequent that place
every now and again, and there is it's rumored, highly
rumored that massage parlor over there is known for that
sort of thing. And I'm not gonna lie. There's part
of it that's like there's going there and check it
out just to see research exactly. Field research for the
show go aheady now though, But see here's the thing, man,

(01:34:15):
here's the thing. I don't want to go in there
and start doing research and I'm like, legit, you know,
hey what and then like a raid come in the
next thing, you know, I'm like, hey, Corbyn, yeah, can
you bail me out? Because yeah, I got busted out
a Robin Tug doing field research for the show. Yeah.
The difference here can be just so we're clear when
you're doing research is that doesn't abstain you from doing

(01:34:39):
things that are against the law. Right.

Speaker 10 (01:34:44):
My question is would your partner be okay with it?

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Oh? Probably not? Would anybody's partner be okay? Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:34:50):
I think there are some partners that with it.

Speaker 17 (01:34:51):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
Oh, I ain't got to do it. I let Lingling over.

Speaker 11 (01:34:54):
Here do it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
I did the.

Speaker 11 (01:34:57):
Footplace over on Sheridan Resers, next to where U Tuesday
Morning used to be, and that place was completely dark
on the inside. They had like twenty different chairs and
they rubbed your feet or whatever. I didn't notice any
like back rooms, but I wasn't looking for them either

(01:35:18):
because I was a little bit nervous.

Speaker 10 (01:35:21):
And they're like, oh, answer this question for me.

Speaker 11 (01:35:23):
Yeah, why my dogs were barking. My feet were hurt
and I just wanted a quick massage.

Speaker 10 (01:35:32):
That makes no sense, lindsay, why because you do go again?
Do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
You go on the rag? No?

Speaker 10 (01:35:38):
No, why because it's a waste of money.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
It makes no sense. Right, you've hour, It's what.

Speaker 11 (01:35:46):
It was like, thirty bucks for an hour?

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
An hour?

Speaker 10 (01:35:49):
Yeah, you sat there and let somebody rub your legs
for an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
I think so, I think that's pretty awesome.

Speaker 10 (01:35:55):
That sounds insane.

Speaker 11 (01:35:58):
Person.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
I like massages, but I also can reach down and
touch my feet. Oh yeah, listen, don't give me the
ex be giving you a partner, and there's a high possibility. Lindsay,
you went in there and they went female right here
for feet? This is the cover? Yeah, right, right? Do women?

(01:36:22):
I wonder if women go in absolutely to those because
I've seen the videos, but I don't know how legit.
Those are not as common. But yes, the clientele is
definitely mostly men.

Speaker 10 (01:36:33):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Yeah, if you got money, doesn't matter if you're male
or female. Yeah, got money, they'll do it. I got
to be honest too. The only time I've ever been
in one, I wasn't sure how to conduct myself and
got freaked out, didn't do anything left right. I'm sure
they laughed at me, and I've probably a joke to
that place still, which is fine, let them, I don't care.

Speaker 10 (01:36:54):
But there wasn't a line, you know what I'm saying.
There wasn't people in the waiting.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
Room, okay, just sitting there waiting to get you know,
rubbed on. It isn't like these things are hand over fist.
It's not like they're making wads of cash, right right.
I think going to get a foot massage is wild.
I think that's amazing. I'm sure it does. You know

(01:37:20):
what else feels amazing? Having money in your pocket? Yeah,
but for thirty dollars for an hour?

Speaker 10 (01:37:27):
Man, what were you doing that day that your foots?
Your dogs were balking so hard?

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
I think it was.

Speaker 11 (01:37:34):
I may have been pregnant at the time too, so
swollen and chest.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
And that even makes more sense why you got an
actual one, because they were like, we can't corrupt the
baby too right, sorry plural? Yeah, all right, let's see
what Lindsay has for balls to the wall sports.

Speaker 11 (01:38:03):
Believe it or not, the NFL announced its lowest number
of concussions for a full season since the league started
tracking the injury in twenty fifteen. There were one hundred
and eighty two concussions in twenty twenty four during practices
and games in the regular season and preseason. The amount
of concussions was down seventeen percent from two hundred and

(01:38:23):
nineteen in twenty twenty three. The previous low, not counting
twenty twenty, when there were no preseason games due to
COVID nineteen, was one hundred and eighty seven. In twenty
twenty one, the reserves for the twenty twenty five NBA
All Star Game were announced. The Western Conference reserves are
Minnesota guard Anthony Edwards, Spurs center Victor Wembam, Yama Lakers

(01:38:48):
forward Anthony Davis, Clippers guard James Harden, Grizzlies forward Jaron Jackson,
Junior Rocket center Alperen Shengoon, and Thunder forward Jaylen Williams.
The Eastern Conference reserves are Celtics forward Jalen Brown, Pacers
Pascal Skiam, Calves, guard Darius Garland, Caves forward Evan Mobley,

(01:39:10):
Pistons guard Kate Cunningham, Bucks guard Damian Lillard, and Heat
guard Tyler Harrow. The All Stars Game is on February sixteenth,
at the Chase Center in San Francisco, and NBA player
Terry Roser is under fire for an illegal betting scheme.
The Wall Street Journal first reported that federal prosecutors aren't investigating.

(01:39:32):
Then year NBA veteran, a gambling ring accused of conspiring
with John tay Porter to control his performance in NBA games,
also bet heavily against Roser in a twenty twenty three
Hornets game. NBA spokesperson Mike Bass said in a statement
that the league is cooperating with the probe. And that's
your Ball's the Wall Sports. I'm windsay in ninety seven

(01:39:54):
to five KM.

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(01:40:58):
It's completely up to you. Somebody sent a text in
asking if we heard about the Edmund North girls wrestling team.

Speaker 10 (01:41:06):
I did not, but I will share the story with
you because I went and found it. The oss AA.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
Has suspended the Edmund North High School girls wrestling program
citing two egregious acts of unsports unsportsmanlike conduct. The news
station spoke with a parent who claimed responsibility for one
of the incidents, and he shared that he was ejected
from his daughter's wrestling match after using profanity towards a referee.

(01:41:32):
He said he deserved the ejection, but wouldn't call the
incident egregious. He added the team shouldn't be punished for
his actions.

Speaker 10 (01:41:41):
Quote.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
I'm a very outspoken parent. I speak very highly of
our team. I'm very passionate person. I don't disrespect anybody.
I never called anybody out their name.

Speaker 10 (01:41:51):
I get death threats. Will you absolutely were.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Responsible for this? Yeah, and this is called a consequence
for actions. Now does the crime fit the punishment? I
don't know, but the rule existed, right, and it sounds
like it wasn't the first incident. Now, maybe you weren't
a part of all of them.

Speaker 11 (01:42:14):
But I don't know that I've ever heard of a
team being suspended for it. I've heard of the parent
being booted and the child leaving with the parents, but
never suspending the entire team.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Uh. Anytime an egregious act of unsportsmanlike conduct occurs two
or more times during the same season, at the same
school and the same activity, the team and or individual
will be suspended from participation in that activity for the
remainder of the season. Unsports unsportsmanlike acts under the policy
include acts by coaches, players, or spectators. Apparently this person's

(01:42:51):
got a problem with calling out the old.

Speaker 10 (01:42:53):
Reps or the parents.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
Do I gotta be honest as someone who goes to
these games and matches y'all lost?

Speaker 10 (01:43:00):
Damn mind, it's a high school sport.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
I'm with you. Just let the kids play man.

Speaker 10 (01:43:05):
It ain't about you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
Yeah, what's that?

Speaker 11 (01:43:08):
There was a viral video maybe last year the year
before of the woman at a wrestling match.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
The mom and she's with her husband, but she's not
doing anything that's sharing that. Yes, but and I have
what he yelled to By the way, uh, he said,
parents use these adjectives to express frustration because the children
aren't being adequately protected.

Speaker 10 (01:43:31):
He expressed quote.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
I said she's bending her blanking fingers and got thrown
out of a match. That's what's egregious. Yes, what are
you gonna do if it continues? Run down and punch
the other kid?

Speaker 12 (01:43:46):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Yeah, it's wrestling. It is a rough sport. It is
people get bit in all kinds of precarious situations. It
is a rough sport. And if you can't handle that
as a parent, don't be a part of it. Don't
go watch it, don't let your kid do it. But
parents lose their minds. I got an a yelling match

(01:44:08):
with a parent, really yeah, because they were yelling at
the coaches of the opposing team. This is from my school.
I was like, cut it out, it ain't helping. You
look stupid, and now I look stupid because I'm yelling
at you. That's mine. Settle down.

Speaker 10 (01:44:29):
And by the way, this is third graders.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
Oh wow, well they're cheating.

Speaker 13 (01:44:36):
So what.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Do you think they're gonna stop because you're yelling? Do
you look like a fool? And now so do I?

Speaker 10 (01:44:48):
Yeah, I have no problem with this.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
If you want to speak up like that at a
match or a football game or a basketball game, it
should be a consequence that you could get expelled or
the team could get punished.

Speaker 10 (01:45:00):
Conduct yourselves appropriately.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
There was a text that came in late yesterday that
I wanted to read, and when you hear it, you can,
you know, make a determination for yourself. Is it gay
for a man to sleep with a shirt on and
nothing else? A la porky pig in it gay?

Speaker 11 (01:45:32):
I think it's fine. No, it's not gay. Who knows.
Maybe you're hot on bottom and cold on top when
you sleep, gimpy, no.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
Man sleep however you want to sleep. If you want
to wear just one sock, go for it. If you
want to wear just the top and nothing else, go
for it. But as niggat, go for it. It ain't gay.
A little weird. You don't see a lot of guys
like that, my girlfriend sleeps with a top on, and
that's that. But not man, okay, but what apps man?

(01:46:10):
It's it'sue man, I think you're asking the wrong question.
Uh huh, I I think I think you are so
worried that you might be gay.

Speaker 10 (01:46:23):
That you're worried about.

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
What you do when no one's looking. Yeah, it's that's
really weird, man. We would have never known you do that,
nor would anyone else until you tell us. Hell, and
if you're conducting yourself in a manner that you need
to validate whether you are or not with other people,

(01:46:48):
you might need to have some conversations with yourself about
who you are as an individual. But even if it
did make you gay, so what you're since you're asleep
and do whatever you want?

Speaker 10 (01:47:02):
It is I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
Like, does it mean you'll suddenly want to start having
sex with somebody of the same sex?

Speaker 13 (01:47:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
Oh, I wasn't feeling it, but then I went to
sleep with nothing but my shirt on. And now I'm
not sure what happens in that scenario that would alter
the course of your mind or choices or something that
would be inherently in you. But you suddenly need to
do that.

Speaker 11 (01:47:31):
I like this text, it's only gay if you're sleeping
next to a guy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
That way, I would argue it's only gay if you're gay, right,
because guess what gay men do drink water? Oh no?
And breathe what? And walk and wear clothes. So if
you're worried about doing something that makes you give, you

(01:47:54):
do all those things right, willing nearly anything you want
to talk about, bring up something new or whatever. You'd
like to ask Willie Nelly? How long till patio party season?
Let's get a countdown timer. It's January. Many people were excited. Sure,
you're excited and ready to hang out on a patio

(01:48:15):
and drink some beers with us. Yeah, we'll get to it.
Maybe I don't know. They took control from us on
that a long time ago.

Speaker 10 (01:48:22):
We just get told.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
Would it be possible to bring back hookie days? Hookie
days are another example. I've got an idea for something
I haven't shared with you guys yet. I'm not sharing
it on the air because I don't know if it'll happen.

Speaker 4 (01:48:33):
But.

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
We hookie days for those who don't know, it would
be a day we'd do something during the day and
you would play hooky from work. We tried to corporate
around lunch, so if you had to go back to
work or whatever, but if you wanted to skip out
the rest of the day, you could.

Speaker 10 (01:48:47):
We've done something.

Speaker 1 (01:48:48):
We did paintball one time.

Speaker 10 (01:48:50):
Oh that was awesome. Laser tag laser tag baseball game.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Yeah, I went to a baseball and I'm trying to
think of some of the other ones. Car racing, Yeah,
in door remember those over broken I didn't last for
long out storage unit yeah, uh yeah, we've done a
couple of them.

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
Fun.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
Uh again, that is an example of something that we
wanted to do and some other people wanted to get involved,
and we're like, no, no, people would definitely like to.
Trying to think of what it was. You see a
demonstration on X y Z. I was like, no, that's
not what it is supposed to be, and so kind

(01:49:27):
of just it went away after that because I was
being difficult. When you die and death appears to take
you to the other side, what form would you like
death to take? The grim Reaper a loved one Christopher
walking or so, what would you like the grim Reaper
to look like?

Speaker 19 (01:49:48):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:49:48):
I want I want to be going back going with
my dad. I want him to come to me and
like this is it here, you know, him to welcome
me to the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
Gimpi, I've got too well the first one, and I
think is probably the best one. Steve Rkle It's pretty good. Yeah,
tiny tim uh yeah, yeah, it feels like an appropriate

(01:50:25):
song to make the walk we know Gimpi and Lindsay
Bow smoke, Corbyn, did you ever smoke? If so, how when,
why did you quit? I'm assuming you're asking cigarettes? Is
that what you guys take it as. That's why I
took it as. Yeah. Both my parents smoked growing up,
and so I have very vivid rememories. I have very

(01:50:49):
vivid memories of being stuck in a car on a
road trip and not being allowed to crack the window
and hating it so much. And I have vivid memories
of helping my parents paint the house because of the
cigarette marks along the ceiling Lineine s yeah, and so

(01:51:13):
I remember in college trying to I think like once
or twice and being like, like it just didn't enjoy
it at all. And then my grandmother got throat cancer
and had a whole nurse wrote and she couldn't talk,
and that kind of deterred me. And then my dad

(01:51:34):
died of pancreatic cancer, which is a cancer you get
from things that you deem as a luxurious thing, like smoking, drinking,
things like that, and that also deterred me enough. So
I remember with my ex wife, my dad had just died,

(01:51:54):
and we went to therapy and she started smoking, like
just like right after, like my dad just died and
he died because of smoking. Really twist that knife a little,
and her acting like I was being an asshole because
I had a problem with it, and maybe I was,
And that's when.

Speaker 10 (01:52:14):
I knew that this person did not care about me
or my life or anything that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
Was going on in it. So, uh yeah, I'm kind
of deterred from it. I had plenty of motivation to
remind me reasons not to do it. What's the most
random thing you'd do if you suddenly became a billionaire, Lindsey.

Speaker 11 (01:52:34):
I don't know if it's all that random, but I
would definitely buy a giant sport yacht, big one.

Speaker 1 (01:52:43):
You like, how big? What are you talking? Thirty four?

Speaker 11 (01:52:47):
Maybe even bigger than that. I might even buy one
so big where I have to hire a captain, so
like below, like the show Below Deck, those types of
boats because are awesome, and I would just go on
a big giant fishing excursion for a little while.

Speaker 10 (01:53:03):
Okay, gimbi.

Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
I'd buy an island for myself and I have it,
like you know, start doing construction and have it inhabitable
and probably you know I'm a billionaire, right yeah, okay,
so yeah, I'm hiring staff to keep up with it maintenance.
I'm having hiring staff to to live there and take
care of me while I'm there. That way, I can

(01:53:25):
go to my own island for vacation anytime that I want.

Speaker 10 (01:53:28):
Yeah, keep mine.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
A million in seconds is like four days or five
days or something like that. A billion in seconds is
like thirteen years. Yeah, framatically different. I feel like a ship,
a plane, an island. Those don't feel random, like I
feel like that's what billionaires do. Okay, personally, so I

(01:53:51):
would probably try to buy every seat at a Chiefs
game and then sit wherever I wanted you if you
want to go in that, Nope, you didn't hear what
I said. He bought every seat. It's just him, Kim
and my guys slinging hot dog and yeah and all

(01:54:14):
the uh, and I'd tip all the employees like nobody
would lose any money.

Speaker 10 (01:54:19):
But I could sit where I want. I'd be like,
let's go right, right, Richie?

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
You got the announcer like, we're totally empty stadium except
for one guy.

Speaker 11 (01:54:30):
G h But yes, which team would you want them
to be playing against?

Speaker 10 (01:54:36):
I don't care. Oh, I'm a Chiefs fan.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
I don't care. Sure that you're asking me to guess
on whether a team in the future is going to
be good or bad?

Speaker 10 (01:54:45):
Man the Bears, so I could watch them win. I
know they'll win.

Speaker 1 (01:54:50):
Uh does it?

Speaker 10 (01:54:54):
Does it make you sound gay? If only Adam Levine
gives you?

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
Okay? All right, Willie Nilly. What do you guys each
planning to cook or eat for the Super Bowl?

Speaker 11 (01:55:05):
Lindsey, I haven't decided on everything, but I know for
sure that I'm going to make bacon wrapped water chestnuts.

Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
Huh.

Speaker 11 (01:55:14):
Yeah, it's been a while and they're so dang good,
like that crunch and the sweet and oh bacon, come on.

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
Heany, Gimpy. I haven't really decided yet. We haven't really
even decided where we're watching it yet. But if we
do go to a friend's house. It's more likely that's
what's going to happen. I'll probably I'll probably make some
Devil Diggs because everybody seems to like my Devil Diggs.
So some bacon, holly paint or cheddar. I don't know.

(01:55:47):
I mean with the game starting at five, like, we'll
probably have to eat dinner before and then, so I
don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:55:56):
Beer, Yeah, that's what I plan on. Maybe I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
I don't eat, Like I'll eat during the beginning of
the game or halftime, but.

Speaker 10 (01:56:04):
I'm not to eat throughout the game.

Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
Guy, I just sit there and graze the whole time.
I mean, yeah, I'm not. I'm too I'm too focused
on what's happening, even like getting beers.

Speaker 10 (01:56:14):
Like if I got to get a beer off the
keg or whatever, I will have to pause it.

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
Because I'm just or my wife knows if I'm not
back by the time the commercials overpose it. Yeah, because
I'm that guy. I want to see everything that happens.
I can't not be a part of it. What's the
largest animal you can fight with your bare hands and win?

Speaker 10 (01:56:34):
Lindsay, hmmm, the largest animal?

Speaker 24 (01:56:43):
Is it a?

Speaker 1 (01:56:43):
Do I know this?

Speaker 11 (01:56:44):
Animal, like, is it a dog that I know?

Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
This is the largest animal? Yeah, what are you doing?

Speaker 10 (01:56:50):
Just answer the question you're thinking. You're overthinking, Yeah, what.

Speaker 11 (01:56:55):
A bear cub.

Speaker 10 (01:57:00):
Because you'd like to kill children.

Speaker 11 (01:57:05):
But I feel like they're still weak enough.

Speaker 10 (01:57:09):
Yeah they're infants, yes, yeah, okay, gimpy.

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
Uh well, a cat, a nice little house cat. Hell,
I'll we even stretch it out a little bit and say,
like a main cone cats. Those are those big ass cats.
And I'm talking about big, old, hairy some bitches.

Speaker 13 (01:57:29):
Bro.

Speaker 11 (01:57:29):
They got claws though, yeah they do.

Speaker 1 (01:57:31):
So baby bears and about the baby bear. You gotta
worry about mom coming around and ripping you apart or revenge,
right right? Yeah, I al want to stick with the cat.
I like to beat the idiot.

Speaker 10 (01:57:46):
Dude sloth all day.

Speaker 1 (01:57:48):
Slowest fight ever.

Speaker 10 (01:57:52):
For them, Yeah, the fastest fight ever for me.

Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
I literally could throw a medicine ball up in the
air and the sloth would not get out of the
way in time. But man, once he catches you, if
he makes connection with that one right hook, as slow
as it is, I'll watch out.

Speaker 14 (01:58:12):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:58:13):
Nope, there's probably more danger from the algae and the
insects that are living in his fur because he's so
lazy to get rid of it. Right, the dirt stuff
under those gnarly cloth.

Speaker 10 (01:58:26):
This is how lazy a sloth is.

Speaker 1 (01:58:29):
They grow algae on their fur because they're like, I'll
just eat this. They're lazy. I'll gladly whooput sloth's ass.
An adult, well matured, lived its life, sloth, No baby
sloth game here, garter of sloths. That sloth better be

(01:58:52):
on hospice. So we texted, if I was an overnight billionaire,
I buy the most sought after beer company and then
not let anyone else have any Yeah, but now you're
just losing money, right.

Speaker 25 (01:59:06):
Not only that, your your employees that have no pride. Yeah, yeah, jerk,
like keep all the beer for yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
You're reading, Yeah, like Chiefs game, that's one game, right.
Maybe I would invite some people, wife and kids. Yeah, yeah,
you've got to sit on the visitors side. Yeah, I
mean I probably I gotta invite my brother because he's
a huge fan. If I didn't do that, he would

(01:59:37):
be But I think like I would probably invite like
maybe twenty people, right, put them all up into three
hundreds while you sit down on the sideline No, I'd
be like, see wherever you want. All the food's paid
for too, whatever you want. Or or here's an idea,
buy out the stadium and invite homeless people here you go, yeah,

(01:59:59):
eat whatever you want.

Speaker 10 (02:00:00):
They're not cheering, right, maybe they would.

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
I don't know. They start squatting and you can't get
rid of them. Yeah, And I understand the questions you
might be having this, but it's the idea. Is it's
random the goalier is it to be a good Samaritan? Right,
it's random. Good Samaritan would be like if you're a billionaire,
obviously buy the game and invite, you know, kids from
neighborhoods that had never been to an NFL game and

(02:00:26):
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beginning of the season, or do you do it and
like towards the end of the season when there's like
four feet of snow and it's six degrees that's fair.

Speaker 12 (02:00:47):
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Speaker 1 (02:00:48):
I think once you get past late September mid October,
I think you can't do it.

Speaker 10 (02:00:53):
You gotta go.

Speaker 1 (02:00:55):
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(02:08:46):
show Valentine's Day weekend over at the Fairgrounds. Cassidy is on,
Hey Cassidy, how are you?

Speaker 8 (02:08:52):
I'm good?

Speaker 4 (02:08:53):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (02:08:54):
Cassidy?

Speaker 10 (02:08:54):
What when was the first time you realized you were
getting old?

Speaker 4 (02:09:00):
Well, whenever I.

Speaker 18 (02:09:01):
Realized I had to sit down just to put on
my socks or my pants because I couldn't stand up.

Speaker 10 (02:09:09):
And then do you sit on the edge of the bed,
going you can do it?

Speaker 1 (02:09:13):
Get up?

Speaker 29 (02:09:14):
You can do it?

Speaker 4 (02:09:16):
Yeah, I sure do. It's still a struggle.

Speaker 1 (02:09:18):
Even then, listen, just so you know you're not old
when you do that. Children do that, so it's completely fine.

Speaker 19 (02:09:25):
But when you have to use the little string apparatus
thing to put your sock on over your foot, you
can't reach it.

Speaker 4 (02:09:31):
Yeah, what about leaning up against the wall to do it?
Like holding myself up?

Speaker 10 (02:09:38):
See, you got to disguise a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (02:09:41):
I will like take my knee and put that on
the wall and put it to my side, and that
looks like I'm not using the wall. I'm just very balanced.

Speaker 8 (02:09:50):
There you go.

Speaker 11 (02:09:51):
That's smart.

Speaker 18 (02:09:52):
All right, girl, we're.

Speaker 1 (02:09:53):
Gonna hook you up. Get me go ahead and tell
her exactly what she's gonna get. Lensey knew she was
getting old when she had the untuck her nipples from
light backing you guys and on the line, Cassidy, so
give you can get your phone out of fantastic weekend.
Somebody sent this question in and we haven't talked about it,

(02:10:13):
uh this, but they asked wanted to ask Lindsay this question,
and I didn't see it till after we went to break.
It says, since Ryan Reynolds is Lindsay's celebrity crush, does
she have an opinion on the Blake Lively Justin Baldoni
controversy and does she think Ryan had any part of it? Now,
Lindsay explained to everybody what this controversy is, because I
would imagine a lot of people are unfamiliar with it.

Speaker 11 (02:10:35):
Sure, well, Justin Baldoni is the director and actor in
It begins with us starring Blake Lively, and she is
saying that he was very unprofessional on set of the
film and used an appropriate language and made inappropriate remarks

(02:10:56):
towards her, and he's saying that she's slamming his name
and now they're releasing videos. Ends with us, right, yet
ends with us sorry I'm reading, or I just finished
it starts with us, begins with us anyway, and then
I don't. I'm not too familiar with Ryan Reynolds's involvement,

(02:11:16):
aside from hearing that maybe he wanted to change some
scripts out a little bit, maybe some verbiage, But as
far as that goes, I'm team Blake. To be honest,
I think that Justin Baldoni is kind of a creeper,

(02:11:36):
and maybe it's because I've never seen him before this film,
and in the film, he is a creeper. So maybe
that's what it is.

Speaker 29 (02:11:45):
But I.

Speaker 11 (02:11:48):
I say believe her until it's proven otherwise.

Speaker 1 (02:11:53):
I think, if I'm not mistaken, he didn't like something
that was happening and said some stuff, and that's the thing.

Speaker 10 (02:12:04):
It was like he was involved, but I'm not.

Speaker 1 (02:12:05):
If I'm not mistaken, I think their production company is
was a backer on this. Oh and so he probably
felt like he had some merit, maybe speak.

Speaker 11 (02:12:17):
Up and if and if that's the case, then yeah,
I would say he does have some merit if he's
backing it anywise.

Speaker 1 (02:12:25):
But there it's a very weird thing. And as far
as is he, I think he is a big deal
in the directing world.

Speaker 10 (02:12:34):
Okay, let's see. Let's see some other stuff he's done.
Five feet apart.

Speaker 1 (02:12:42):
Do you know that movie con Man? He was in that? Okay, uh,
Clouds Nope, Okay, The Senior Nope, Okay.

Speaker 10 (02:12:56):
The Garfield movie.

Speaker 1 (02:12:58):
It was an executive. He was an ex active producer
on that. Ezra, No, it is its familiar. Yeah, vera
for Maggia.

Speaker 10 (02:13:10):
If you know that actor, the guy who was in
it's not the guy from Last of Us.

Speaker 1 (02:13:19):
No, not Last of Us.

Speaker 17 (02:13:22):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:13:23):
No, she's an actress. She was in The Departed. She
played the therapist. Not confused with someone else. Uh And
then yeah, that's probably it. He has done mine. He's
done a lot of TV stuff from what I see,
I mean, you know, twenty movies here, Yeah, short films.

(02:13:43):
He was in Jane the Virgin what for ninety nine episodes.
It feels like a big game.

Speaker 11 (02:13:48):
I think he was in the whole run of that,
and I think that's where he got to start or
how he got popular.

Speaker 10 (02:13:55):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:13:59):
I think we just don't know enough. I think he's
definitely pushing back on the accusation. I think you're seeing
his lawyers try to discredit her, yeah, and you're seeing
her lawyers now try to discredit him. I do believe
they set a coord date for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 11 (02:14:16):
Right, yeah, March.

Speaker 10 (02:14:17):
I think of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (02:14:19):
Wow, yeah, so we won't get this solved for over
a year. I'm sure they'll settle by then. So I don't.
I don't have an opinion either way on those things.
They're they're fun gog. I like to look at it
like from the standpoint of like how it would in
my marriage. So, for example, the Baldoni guy sent a

(02:14:40):
voice memo message via text. I'm guessing to her at
like two o'clock in the morning, you will pretty much.

Speaker 11 (02:14:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:14:52):
He's like, Hey, I just want to apologize for how
I handled myself. You know, you're such a class at
like all these things. You're like, oh okay, yeah, yo,
somebody sent in my wife a voice mimble at two am.
We're gonna have a problem. Yes, my wife and I
are gonna have a problem. Absolutely, who This is not appropriate?
Why can't control he's sending me message? Why does he

(02:15:12):
think it's okay? Right? Well, he's the director of film.
That's not how you do business, right, So, Harvey Weinstein
does business. That's not how I think there's a fair
argument there. Yep, he clearly doesn't know boundaries. He definitely
is demonstrating that.

Speaker 10 (02:15:31):
In question.

Speaker 1 (02:15:32):
He was like kissing on her neck or something in
a scene.

Speaker 11 (02:15:35):
And didn't he release that video in hopes that people
would be like, listen, I'm a good guy. I apologize
for the way, and she's still trampling my name. No,
it makes you look really guilty.

Speaker 1 (02:15:46):
It definitely was a scene where he was trying to
show that she was okay with stuff that was going on.
When they are clearly in character trying Sometimes when they're
like you know, they're pause filming to move cameras or
move lights, the actors stay in the characters and they
stay on their spots because it takes them a while

(02:16:07):
to get into it or whatever, or maybe one of
them does so. To me, that hardly warrants that she
did anything wrong, or to be honest, that he did
anything wrong. I just I don't know, but they're calling
her Amber heard two point zero, which I think is crazy.
It's unless she took a crap in the bed.

Speaker 11 (02:16:27):
No stories of that. Who knows anywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:16:29):
We didn't know Amber didn't until it came out until
the court. Somebody texted and said he's such a creeper
that she felt the need to invite him to her
trailer with her yiddies out breastfeeding.

Speaker 10 (02:16:45):
I know who Texas, and you're a good dude.

Speaker 1 (02:16:47):
But just because a woman's breastfeeding doesn't mean that's an
advance for you to be sexually front or she's being
sexually fronting. Amen, she's feeding a child.

Speaker 11 (02:16:57):
And maybe maybe that's when I'm Maybe that's the only
way she felt comfortable inviting him in because he won't
try anything if I'm with my child, or start anything
with me if I'm with my child.

Speaker 1 (02:17:08):
Right, Or.

Speaker 10 (02:17:10):
It was just time to feed the kid.

Speaker 1 (02:17:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:17:12):
Could also just be that.

Speaker 1 (02:17:15):
Her breasts were partially exposed.

Speaker 23 (02:17:20):
I saw a boy getting milk from his mammy, right, suckling,
suckling from the teat.

Speaker 1 (02:17:30):
Boy who's dripping.

Speaker 10 (02:17:33):
I gotta be honest. I don't think breast freeding's attractive
at all.

Speaker 1 (02:17:35):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (02:17:36):
That's not me saying there's anything wrong with that. That's
me going it don't turn me on.

Speaker 1 (02:17:40):
Right, right, But unfortunately it does for some people.

Speaker 10 (02:17:44):
Ah, I don't think so. I think that most of us.

Speaker 1 (02:17:48):
I would like to think I'll go ahead and ad
that it is not a turn on when a baby
is present, right, I would like to think that, like
the majority.

Speaker 10 (02:18:00):
All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back.

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and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five All morning. We've been asking people to
answer this question. When was the first time you realized
you're getting old? Get you on the phone, You're getting
Miller Extra Light and Ta gets to the Daryl Starboards

(02:18:50):
show Valentine's.

Speaker 10 (02:18:51):
Day Weekend over at the Fairgrounds. Cassidy is on, Hey Cassidy,
how are you?

Speaker 8 (02:18:56):
I'm good?

Speaker 4 (02:18:57):
How are you good?

Speaker 10 (02:18:57):
Cassidy. What when was the first time you realized you
were getting old?

Speaker 18 (02:19:04):
Well, whenever I realized I had to sit down just
to put on my socks that with my pants because
I couldn't stand up.

Speaker 1 (02:19:13):
And then do you sit on the edge of the
bed going, eh, you can do it, get up, you
can do it.

Speaker 4 (02:19:20):
Yeah, I sure do.

Speaker 18 (02:19:21):
It's still a struggle.

Speaker 20 (02:19:22):
Even then.

Speaker 10 (02:19:23):
Listen, just so you know you're not old when you
do that. Children do that, So it's completely fine.

Speaker 19 (02:19:29):
But when you have to make a little string apparatus
thing to put your sock on over your foot pee,
you can't reach it?

Speaker 4 (02:19:35):
Yeah, what about leaning up against the wall to do it?
Like holding myself up?

Speaker 10 (02:19:42):
See, you got to disguise a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (02:19:45):
I will, like take my knee and put that on
the wall and put it to my side, and that
looks like I'm not using the wall.

Speaker 10 (02:19:52):
I'm just very balanced.

Speaker 8 (02:19:54):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (02:19:55):
That's smart. All right, girl, we're.

Speaker 10 (02:19:56):
Gonna hook you up. Get you go ahead and tell
her exactly what she's gonna get.

Speaker 1 (02:20:00):
Lensey knew she was getting.

Speaker 10 (02:20:01):
Old when she had the untucker nipples from her pants.
A Casa Miller for light Back to you, guys, and
I'm the line Cassidy, so gim you can get your
phone out.

Speaker 1 (02:20:10):
It's a fantastic weekend. Somebody sent this question in and
we haven't talked about it this but they asked wanted
to ask Lindsay this question, and I didn't see it
till after we went to break. It says, since Ryan
Reynolds is Lindsay's celebrity crush, does she have an opinion
on the Blake Lively Justin Baldoni controversy and does she

(02:20:32):
think Ryan had any part of it? Now, Lindsay explained
to everybody what this controversy is, because I would imagine
a lot of people are unfamiliar with it.

Speaker 11 (02:20:39):
Sure, well, Justin Baldoni is the director and actor in
It begins with us starring Blake Lively, and she is
saying that he was very unprofessional on set of the
film and used an appropriate language and made inappropriate remarks

(02:21:00):
towards her, and he's saying that she's slamming his name
and now they're releasing videos.

Speaker 10 (02:21:08):
Ends with us, right, yeah, ends with us.

Speaker 11 (02:21:10):
Sorry I'm reading or I just finished it starts with us,
begins with us anyway, and then I don't I'm not
too familiar with Ryan Reynolds's involvement, aside from hearing that
maybe he wanted to change some scripts out a little bit,
maybe some verbiage, But as far as that goes, I'm

(02:21:32):
team Blake. To be honest, I think that Justin Baldoni
is kind of a creeper. And maybe it's because I've
never seen him before this film, and in the film,
he is a creeper. So maybe that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (02:21:49):
But I.

Speaker 11 (02:21:52):
I say believe her until it's proven otherwise.

Speaker 1 (02:21:57):
I think, if I'm not mistaken, he didn't like something
that was happening and said some stuff, and that's the thing.
It was like he was involved, but I'm not if
I'm not mistaken, I think their production company is was
a backer on this.

Speaker 10 (02:22:16):
Oh and so he probably felt like he had some
merit maybe speak.

Speaker 11 (02:22:21):
Up and if and if that's the case, then yeah,
I would say he does have some merit if he's
backing it anywise.

Speaker 1 (02:22:29):
But there it's a very weird thing. And as far
as is he, I think he is a big deal
in the directing world. Okay, let's see, let's see some
other stuff he's done. Five feet apart do you know
that movie, No con Man, he was in that. Okay,

(02:22:54):
Clouds Nope, Okay, The Senior Nope, Okay, the Garfield movie.
Oh yeah, it was an executive He was an executive
producer on that.

Speaker 10 (02:23:06):
Ezra, No, it is familiar.

Speaker 1 (02:23:09):
Yeah, Vera for Magia. If you know that actor, the
guy who was in it's not the guy from.

Speaker 10 (02:23:21):
Last of Us. No, not Last of Us.

Speaker 1 (02:23:26):
Uh. No, she's an actress. She was in the Departed.
She played the therapist. Oh, confused with someone else? Uh?

Speaker 10 (02:23:35):
And then yeah, that's probably it.

Speaker 1 (02:23:38):
He hasn't done mine. He's done a lot of TV
stuff from what I see, I mean, you know, twenty
movies here, Yeah, short films.

Speaker 10 (02:23:47):
He was in Jane the Virgin what for ninety nine episodes.

Speaker 1 (02:23:51):
It feels like a beginning.

Speaker 11 (02:23:52):
I think he was in the whole run of that,
and I think that's where he got to start or
how he got popular.

Speaker 1 (02:23:58):
Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I think we just
don't know enough. I think he's definitely pushing back on
the accusation. I think you're seeing his lawyers try to
discredit her. Yeah, and you're seeing her lawyers now try
to discredit him. I do believe they set a coord

(02:24:18):
date for twenty twenty six, right, yeah, March, I think
of twenty twenty six. Wow. Yeah, So we won't get
this solved for over a year. I'm sure they'll settle
by then. So I don't I don't have an opinion
either way on those things. They're they're fun gog. I
like to look at it like from the standpoint of
like how it would in my marriage. So, for example,

(02:24:42):
the Baldoni guy sent a voice memo message via text.
I'm guessing to.

Speaker 10 (02:24:47):
Her at like two o'clock in the morning, you will
pretty much.

Speaker 12 (02:24:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:24:55):
He's like, Hey, I just want to apologize for how
I handled myself. You know, you're such a class act
like all these things. You're like, okay, yeah, yo, somebody
sent him my wife a voice mimble at two am.

Speaker 10 (02:25:08):
We're gonna have a problem. Yes, my wife and I
are gonna have a problem.

Speaker 11 (02:25:11):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (02:25:12):
Who This is not appropriate? Why can't control he's sending
me a message? Why does he think it's okay?

Speaker 14 (02:25:17):
Right?

Speaker 10 (02:25:20):
Well, he's the director of film.

Speaker 1 (02:25:21):
That's not how you do business, right, So, Harvey Weinstein
does business, that's not how I think there's a fair
argument there. Yep, he clearly doesn't know boundaries. He definitely
is demonstrating that in question, he was like kissing on
her neck or something in a scene, and didn't.

Speaker 11 (02:25:39):
He release that video in hopes that people would be like, listen,
I'm a good guy. I apologize for the way, and
she's still trampling my name. No, it makes you look
really guilty.

Speaker 1 (02:25:49):
It definitely was a scene where he was trying to
show that she was okay with stuff that was going
on when they are clearly in character trying Sometimes when
they're like you know, they're pause filming to move cameras
or move lights, the actors stay in the characters and
they stay on their spots because it takes them a

(02:26:10):
while to get into it or whatever, or maybe one
of them does so. To me, that hardly warrants that
she did anything wrong, or to be honest, that he
did anything wrong. I just I don't know, but they're
calling her Amber heard two point zero, which I think
is crazy. Unless she took a crap in the bed.

Speaker 11 (02:26:31):
No stories of that. Who knows anywhere.

Speaker 10 (02:26:33):
We didn't know Amber didn't until it came out until
the court.

Speaker 1 (02:26:39):
Somebody texted and said, he's such a creeper that she
felt the need to invite him to her trailer with
her yiddies out breastfeeding.

Speaker 10 (02:26:49):
I know who Texas, and you're a good dude.

Speaker 1 (02:26:51):
But just because a woman's breastfeeding doesn't mean that's an
advance for you to be sexually front or she's being
sexually fronting.

Speaker 10 (02:26:56):
Amen, she's feeding a child.

Speaker 11 (02:27:00):
Mm hmm. And maybe maybe that's when. Maybe that's the
only way she felt comfortable inviting him in because he
won't try anything if I'm with my child or start
anything with me if I'm with my child.

Speaker 1 (02:27:12):
Right, or.

Speaker 10 (02:27:14):
It was just time to feed the kid.

Speaker 2 (02:27:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:27:16):
Could also just be that.

Speaker 1 (02:27:19):
Her breasts were partially exposed.

Speaker 23 (02:27:23):
I saw a boy getting milk from his mammy, right, suckling,
suckling from the teat.

Speaker 1 (02:27:34):
Boy who's dripping.

Speaker 10 (02:27:37):
I gotta be honest, I don't think breast freeding's attractive
at all.

Speaker 1 (02:27:39):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (02:27:40):
I'm not. That's not me saying there's anything wrong with that.
That's me going it don't turn me.

Speaker 1 (02:27:43):
On right right, But unfortunately it does for some people.
I don't think so. I think that most of us,
I would like to think. I'll go ahead and add
that it is not a turn on when a baby
is present, right, I would like to think that, like
the majority.

Speaker 10 (02:28:04):
All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back.

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Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. We would
have guessed if Blake Lively, this thing would get so
much traction, right, maybe we need to start covering the stuff. Gimpy,
maybe sue all right, lindsay, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 11 (02:28:45):
I learned that you can't catch gay and I also
learned that GIMPI wants to be welcome to the afterlife
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Speaker 10 (02:28:56):
Gimpy, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 1 (02:28:57):
Well? I learned that Corbyn tried it in college once,
but he didn't like it. I also learned that Corbin
had donkey cheese on the tip of his tongue. Nasty.

Speaker 6 (02:29:09):
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I learned I'll get shocked less if I provide my
own questions. And I also learned, Gimby, you wear a
shirt to bed with no underwear. It's Corbyn saying make
sure that dishwashers loaded.

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Right, It's subtracking my psychle.

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