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Welcome To Tuesday!!! When NYE Goes Wrong, Jeweler Fights, Setting Fire In A Walmart, Sex Toy Mishap, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, Cheap Steaks, & Fart Walks!!!

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I actually learned something yesterday about my blood because I
got a text message from OBI. I did learn the
last time we gave blood that I was a super
saver because I was oh positive Okay, but I didn't
know that they put oh positive blood on ambulances.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
That's why it's that's why it's an important blood to donate.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
I didn't know that it was on ambulances. And it
said yesterday, Hey, when you come in, you're helping the
ambulance and strivers, so make sure that you donate as
soon as you possibly can. So I'm like, yeah, I
am coming up on our blood drive.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
I will be.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah, I'm also a universal.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh are euro positive as well? Oh I'm here. I
am the only positive, sure, the only a plus I've
ever got my life. Putting no positive on the ambulances
feels like a learned lesson. You're right. I wonder how
many times they tried to use just regular blood, like
a positive on somebody who's not and they're like, hey, that,
uh that didn't work out. Is that like using olive

(05:33):
oil or avocado oil? Right? Grill right? And learning that
there's a difference. We haven't talked about the Swedish ski
resort fire Bork. What you haven't seen this, dude, you
gotta go watch this video. This happened. It was a

(05:54):
New Year's Eve celebration and they New Year's they brought
out champagne bottles with sparklers on them. And remember that
fire that happened in Rhode Island where everybody those people
died because they couldn't get out of the they couldn't
get out of the fire exits, and they weren't paying
attention and the band was playing for which band it was,

(06:16):
and then people died.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Remember it's tragic.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
This is the exact same thing that happened, but a
little bit different. So they brought up these sparklers tied
to these champagne bottles, and they had spray foam on
the ceiling. Okay, and it ignited and apparently it is

(06:40):
like got gasoline or something in it. The spray foam does, right,
and so it accelerated and it does have a like
apparently I'm nerded out a temperament before it becomes so
flammable or whatever. The right terminology is there. But the
problem was people thought two problems. People thought it was

(07:04):
a part of the New Year's Eve celebration, which I
don't know about you. I've been to plenty of concerts
where pyrotechnics and things happened. Not once has any of
it ever included fire spreading. Right, Well, sure had a
great white concert, right, that's who it was. Yeah, yeah, again,
not not a thing. The other problem is people were

(07:26):
recording it.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Instead of saving their lives.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Instead of getting out. Well yeah, that's the age that
we live in now, where nobody helps anybody. It's more
important to catch it on video. So more than likely
it's for the likes on your own personal social media
and not for evidence. You know what, I mean, right,
I'm in a fire. Yeah, I think that's where it's at. Yeah,

(07:53):
I'm sure there's some people out there it's like, oh,
we need to record this for evidence or for the
news whatever. But I think the majority of the's.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Like, ooh, let's get this on a TikTok.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I don't know if it's I think you're right to
a degree. I think it's a little bit more of
this is my moment to go viral? Yeah, yeah, And
that's the fun thing. Like, and I get that everybody
wants to go viral, right, your video is gonna get
so many likes and you you might get some cash
off of it, But how long is that going to last?
How long is that viral moment going to pay off

(08:25):
for you? I mean, hock to me on that thing,
right right, I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, And that got
that blew her up. But where she had, she got,
she got some bunch of money. She got a bunch
of money. But now she's right back to where she was.
You know it. It blew up for a second and
then just like that, it was gone. And apparently, from

(08:48):
what I gathered from that particular gal, it's much like
winning the lottery. It's more harm. It did more harm
than it did good for her.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Uh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I mean, if it got them enough money for you know,
to buy grandma a nice house, then I don't know
if I agree with that, right, But there was a
lot of people that took advantage of that situation and
ripped her off, you know what I mean, anybody that's
true would be taking advantage of it. Even whether you
go o and happen to me, you don't know that.
Steel sad though. But the other problem with this fire
thing that people misunderstand is they're like, why didn't they

(09:23):
have Why weren't they up to fire code? Why weren't
they They are, and they were, But people make a
misunderstanding about fire. It's not to stop fire. It is
too like you have a fire suppression system and it
is designed they take so many things into account and
I'm probably minimalizing this in the worst way, but they

(09:46):
have that where the water comes on the fire after
a certain trigger point to allow time for you to
get out. I'm gonna say that again, to allow you
time to get out, right. So it's not going to
put it out completely. It just depends on the fire.
If it's a high accelerant fire, then no. And the

(10:09):
other issue is why didn't they have more fires? Well,
they make a determination based off the time it buys
you with the fire suppression and the flow rate through
the door. Like, this is a calculated system, and when
you decide to video it or get some videos for
your Insta, you mess up that algorithm and jeopardize everybody.

(10:33):
Isn't that interesting? Like I didn't know it was that calculated.
I thought like there was fires and they're like, well,
we got to put some water in the building that
triggers No, no, no, no, no. It's a well thought
out thing, which explains the situation we're in this building.
For those who don't know, we don't have a sprinkler
system on the top floor particularly, Yeah, the top floor

(10:54):
does not because well everything rises, heat rises, smoke rises, well,
because it's designed to buy time, so you should we
should be already moving r out of this area. I
learned so much by this fire in Sweden that it's
a little bit more calculated.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
It is required.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
You're much like anything in life, red lights, traffic, checking
out at the grocery store. Your cooperation's real vital. Yeah,
all right, and you stepping up thinking you know better,
or this is your territory or whatever ruins the system.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Right, Zipper Merge comes to mind.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
The only excuse that I could think of that would
be excusable would be I am a firefighter. I deal
with this every day. I know exactly how much time.
I don't really necessarily see a firefighter taking time from
saving lives and getting people out of the building to

(11:59):
make TikTok video.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
No, but I don't disagree.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Everybody's different problem. That's the only thing I could think
of that would be like, Okay, that's why I'm sticking around.
I know how much time I have. I've dealt with
this many a time before. I am a professional fire fighter.
Though I know many firefighters, I don't think they are
the same as off duty police officers. So an off
duty fireman, I don't think he's carrying some sort of

(12:24):
extinguisher scenario. They probably are like an expert at like
get let's get out, right, and they can read the
fire and know they.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Might know where the extinguishers are or where to look
inside the building.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I think they're gonna be like get out, everybody, get out.
That's like the number one, get get out, save lives.
We can let this burn down, right, We cannot We
cannot save you if you burn down right, Let this
mother effor burn. Yeah, we don't need no water, right,

(12:56):
somebody takes it. Happened in Switzerland, thank you, Yeah, Sweden.
We'll start with s w it's fine, and and have
a d in it somewhere. Sure they do imagine you're
under you're we go into Switzerland for New Year's Eve
to skip of a lifetime sound of music. Here we go. Yeah, yeah,

(13:19):
I don't know. And then you're like news, yeah, oh
three two, But I didn't know the spray phone now,
I don't know if that's the way it is here,
that the spray phone there. Now, when you say spray phone,
is it like spray foam insulation. I believe that like
the expanding spray phone that you use to, you know,

(13:41):
fill in the gaps of some structure. The article said
spray phone. I didn't say if it was spray foam insulation.
Didn't say if it was a spray gap filler. It
doesn't say I could see. Yeah, I don't know. I've
never set either one of them on fire, but I
could see how like the spray foam insulation would probably
be more flammable than than anything else. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
that's why I mean I could nerd out on this

(14:03):
pretty far. But drywall is super important in a home
because of the fire retardant in it. That's an important words.
It is suppressing, It isn't stopping. That's why you close
your door at night. Right. It deters the fire advancing
doesn't mean it doesn't, but it buys you time. As

(14:24):
a firefighter. The last thing we're doing is calculating time.
We're getting everyone the hell out into safety. Yeah that
makes sense. So you're not making TikTok videos on your
way out the door, right. And I would think too
as a when I say calculating time, calculating time, I
don't think you're sitting there going okay. I think you
can see it and go this is out of control.
We've got to move faster, right right, this is going

(14:46):
to burn quick. Yes, let's hurry up a move. This
isn't a normous like I look at a fire and
I'm like, that's a fire. Right, So there it is kleenex, right,
But I know some people that can look at a
fire and go oh that that isn't a moving fire,
or that isn't this fire. They use these terminologies I've
never heard before. That's a control burn stuff like it.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Right, I see fire, that's fire.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, see the end of the sentence. And I'm getting
a hell away from it. They agreed being burned alive
is not on my list of things to do. Oh.
I have been burned many times, not by you know,
in a structure fire or anything, but just you know,
cooking hot exhaust pipes on my legs, stuff like that,

(15:34):
grease burns. I've been burned enough times in my life.
I'm good on being around any kind of building that's
on fire. Right, Ah, yeah, get out. I don't want
anything to do with that. It's like people that go,
you know, run into burning not firefighters, people that run
into burning houses to save a neighbor or whatever, which
is obviously admirable. And your ability to suppress rationale in

(15:59):
the face it to you know, to be human. Yeah, awesome. Right.
I don't know if I could do that only because
I see fire and go that's danger, right, you know
what I mean? Like I'd like to hope I would
be there to help people, but it would take like
one second, guess and going, I don't know, man if
I kicked the door and go aye, yes, hot hot,

(16:23):
Good guys, guys, there's somebody in there. Save the baby
right inside? Right, Well, too bad for right, looks like
we're having chin. I am just being honest, and I
do love pets, and I joke about cats, and I
get it. I'm not saving your pet full stop. Your

(16:46):
dog ain't worth my life. Now. Animals are pretty smart.
They can figure it out. They can figure out a
way to get out and to survive. What are you
talking about. The dog already tried to wake up and
you didn't wake up. You keep sleeping turd on you.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
Yeah, you already tried to warn you.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, the dog was smart enough to try to wake
you up. That's on you that didn't didn't wake up,
stupid dog. All right, listen, we've got tickets to b Chrisher.
We're gonna give away listener emails and more. We're gonna
take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Still it's time for newsquakies, world news, local news, and
news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corby
Gimbi and Lindsay with what's going on News Quakies from
The Big Man Morning showing ninety.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Seven rival jewelers face charges after brawl in New York
City's Diamond District. So brothers George and Freddy a Kay
face assault charges following a Friday fight with rival jeweler
Mac sued a God Jennie in Manhattan's Diamond District. So

(17:53):
this uh man Mac Sud, who's thirty nine years old
at the tracks, a New York City owner, confronted the
Akay brothers at their West to forty seventh Street shop,
demanding repayment for a twenty two thousand dollars bracelet.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
Dispute.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Maxoud accused them of using his name to sell a
customer a jewelry advertised as fourteen carrot gold, but actually
it was closer to ten carrot quality. Now there's a
video footage showing the confrontation escalating when one brother allegedly
spat in Max Sud's face spat.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
You say hmmm, triggering a group assault.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Maxud was hospitalized and later claimed that they tried to
kill him because he exposed what they did. He told
reporters that the brothers would constantly try to steal his
clients by saying they were me and allegedly Freddie a
Kay strangled him while George threw a whole scale.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
At his head.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
I watched the video yesterday.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I saw it yesterday, and that man is throwing a
temper tantrum inside their store, and they have a right
to quell that. If he feels like they're stealing his
clients or whatever. He has the resources and the means
to do that. But the way, the legal way to
do it is to go over there and throw a
temper tantrum and expect nothing to happen. Now, that's the

(19:30):
toddler way to handle things.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
I could see though that if they're if he's saying that,
you know, they're using my name to get people into
their store and then not selling them good jewelry.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
I could see where.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
You know, No, you go to court if you feel
that way. You don't go over there and throw a
temper tantrum and then complain when you get your ass beat. Yeah,
they besmirched my good name. Yeah. With that being said,
I know the diamond history has some very interesting players
in it. Yes, Oh you mean not everybody's on the
up and up. Huh. I'm just saying so maybe you

(20:09):
think that's the way it's held and handled. Right. That's
just the way he's done things all his life. That's
just how he knows. Listen, everybody thinks they're lying until
it's time to do lying things right, right, right. Woman
sets cribs on fire inside Illinois Walmart. Oh God, thank you.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
I literally did not know how that sentence was.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Going to end. So this gal goes into the walmart
on New Year's Eve at like seven point thirty in
the in the evening, right, she goes back to the
camping section, gets some lantern fuel and puts it in
the cart, and then takes that cart, goes over to
the baby section, parks the cart, goes back to the
camping section, gets some more fuel, and then goes back

(20:54):
to where she left her cart, and that's where she's
seen on video pouring the fuel all over several cribs
there inside the walmart, and then takes a match and
kosh sets them ablaze right before she high tails it
out of the store. Of course, the fire suppression system
comes on, puts the fire out. Authorities come out. They

(21:17):
use the surveillance video to track the woman, to find
out her vehicle registration, find out who she is, track
her down, take her as to jail. All right, So
they did end up catching the woman. They say that
this fire caused more than five million dollars in damages,
both to merchandise and damages to the store. Of course,

(21:39):
like I said, the sprinkler system put the fire out
and the storer is now currently listed as a temporary
re leak loose.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
I believe it was that much.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I mean just setting the flat fire, Alan, the smoke
was probably a lot. Yeah, and in a building that big,
it probably spread and you damaged a bunch of other products. Diapers,
let's just say that in that area that absorbed the smoke.
So that makes sense. You're that Walmart's closed for a minute.
Oh yeah, Oh yeah. Smoke damage is no joke, man, right.
I know people that have had house fires, not big fires,

(22:12):
but smoke damage totaled the home.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
A girl I went to high school with she had
a candle burning in her bedroom and it caught the drapes.
And I mean it was just her bedroom, the drapes,
half of the wall, but the house. It caused over
one hundred grain in damage because.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
Of the smoke.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, it gets into everything.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
We know somebody who was working and fell asleep while
working and damn near burnt their house down when they
fell asleep, right right, you want to feel helpless, watch
a video of somebody setting their house on fire and
you can't do anything to stop it thing because they
listen awful, like Gimbi it we're all on camera and

(23:00):
Gimby looks at me and I look at him, and
we're both like waving, but they can't hear you. Right,
zomped out on the bed and Carton's going up in planes. Oh,
probably one of the most spectacular moments on the show. Yeah,
that was only for Gimpi and I to see. Yeah,

(23:22):
there aren't very many of those, huh. That. One woman
hospitalized after first date sex toy mishap. Adult film star
Alicia Davis is now opening up about a sex toy
mishap that landed her in the hospital. She says she
was getting friendly with a guy she'd hit it off with,

(23:44):
and their first date antics included a strategically placed sex toy. Unfortunately,
part of the toy broke off. Oh god. She says
she spent two days with it lodged where shouldn't be
before finally finally seeking medical attention. She had to have

(24:11):
surgery to have it removed from where it shouldn't be.
It's not intended location. That reminds me of I think
it's Doctor Doolittle too, where or is it the first
one where he takes the dog to the vet and

(24:33):
taking the temperature and he ends up swallowing.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
If you.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Oh, there goes kind of like using a vacuum at
the car washer, like, oh man, it gets everything.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
This was a first date for them.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yes, And if this story isn't funny enough, lindsay she
said she never saw the man again.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
I was gonna ask does he send flowers after?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I wonder what the reason for the non callback was.
Was it because she waited two days? I'm right, I'm
glad you said that, because she says it's not because
of the sex toy incident. It was because they weren't compatible.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Listen, I I don't know, I don't know anything about anything.
But if you're not compatible, maybe don't include sex toys
with that individual, or or or find out if you're
compatible before you cross that continent. I know some of
you guys are like showed up Corbyn, yeah, or who

(25:36):
she's a sex.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Worker and settled down.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
They're all not in infos, right, that's a lesson learned
for her, right maybe, Oh I'm gonna go with no
right Ah, what's the chances of it happening again? Damn it.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
I think she's just gonna buy better quality toys next time.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
You think she teamoed it.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh, God, maybe she shined her. She's fine wish sex
toys so that you know, going to the right place,
right right, go to Patricias where you don't have to
worry about them breaking off inside you. It's sa. I'm
just like, yeah, yeah, we're not going to get into

(26:18):
it because we don't have time. Have you ever had
a sex mishap, Lindsay, just a yes or no?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Yeah, Gimby.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Have you ever had a sex mishap where something didn't
go the way it was supposed to? Yeah, it involved
a live fish? What?

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yes, but I not live fish.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I'm gonna start going to you last, We'll take a
break and we'll be back. Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

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Speaker 1 (27:06):
Now, do you else hear that? No, I don't know
what you're talking about.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
It almost sounded like a doorbell.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I heard something.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
All right, good morning, get people well, good morning Corbin.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
On Wednesdays, we do thing called top five Songs. If
you have a list you'd like to put together, it
could be anything. It could be the top five songs
about big breasted women. Send it to us, put it together,
send it to show at kmod dot com. We'll put
it in the queue and we'll make sure that your
top five songs list gets played. A lot of people
are doing New Year's resolutions. I saw one that got

(27:43):
my attention. I had not heard before. I had, but
not as a New Year's resolution, and so I had
to dig in into it and find out more. Fart
walks hmm, you take a little walk to get your
toots out.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I I call it crop dusting, do you, yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:02):
But I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
It's a thing, you health benefit thing to do, and
so I went down the rabbit hole that apparently, if
there's take this for what it's worth, you skeptics, that
fifteen minutes of walking after a meal can have massive
health benefits. That makes sense. That makes sense because it's

(28:25):
helping digest the food, move things around as opposed to
just sitting there. Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
That's basically it.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
It helps reduce bloating, you pass gas easier. They're saying
it even helps with weight loss, which I don't know
if it may just be the accumulation of steps and
movement happening that helps with weight loss, not necessarily the
fart walk. Yeah, right, and that it also boosts brain health. Again,

(28:57):
I think it's more about the walking and j mineral
then it is about the fart walk, right. Yeah, I'm
not sure how gas. Maybe a lot of built up
gas could potentially clog up your neural sensors, you know,
your brain a little bit. Dude. There's not a great

(29:17):
way to communicate about this, so we're gonna have to
just hit it and then move on. There is a
direct correlation from your movements on the toilets, yeah, and
your mental health. Oh yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Like staggering.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
That makes sense.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
There is a direct correlation.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
And incredible data about having a good gut flora and
your mental health. Gut flora is just having good bacteria,
Eatingsauer kraut dot dot dot, not necessarily, but your stuff
like that. Yet, Yes, that makes sense because if you
think about it, if if your back gup clogged up,

(30:00):
everything in you is going to be clogged up as well.
Your nerves are going to be clogged up, your brain's
going to be clogged up. And as soon as you
release all that pressure that is inside you, like a
tea kettle. Yeah, okay, yeah, I kind of like that,
or like a geyser maybe you know, as soon as
all that pressure is released, you're like, oh god, I

(30:20):
feel so much better well going around. Then we need
to stop saying, hey you need to get laid or
hey you need to smoke a joint, to hey you
need to go take a dump, you need a bottle
movement friend. Yeah, So that got me thinking that is
there a certain type of food that encourages this even

(30:45):
more that encourages the fart walk?

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Okay, like beans made right. A lot of people say Mexican,
some people say barbecue, broccoli. Okay, having broccoli at a
every meal would encourage a good fart walk, I think so. Yeah,
anything any kind of food that is gaseous like that, broccoli,
Brussels sprounce. I don't know about the Mexican food. I

(31:12):
think that's a little more. It's on a different scale
than it is just on the gaseous scale. That makes
sense to you, Yeah, I mean I think it's different
for everybody. Yes, Like I eat steak and I can
clear a room. But my wife could eat steak and
not a problem. Right, So I think it's just different

(31:32):
for everybody. And if I have a good meal and
I'm full or satis satiated or whatever, I'm not the
idea of walking does not sound awesome to me now,
because you're fat and miserable from eating so much.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
It not miserable happy, right for some people it's dairy, Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
That's that may be more of a actual problem with your body, right, Latos,
I learned something recently called a histamine reaction that people
can have from eating food. Really, yes, did you learn
that the hard way? You just have to stumble acrossed
it while you were on the can reading your magazine
New science or whatever. I read more things that are
unnecessary than probably everyone. Eh. And the idea that you

(32:16):
can eat certain foods and it raises your histamine level
which causes you to have crazy bowel movements, and you
would misinterpret that you're having some sort of stomach.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Bug or ate ate bad food.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Uh huh happens a lot people walking around with histamine
reactions unaware of it. Interesting, So you take some benadryl,
the cure all that.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
The red.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
There's a bunch of things you can do, but the
quickest one is like a zero tech before you eat.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Okay, isn't that wild?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah? Who would eat? People? Just That's why I always
laugh when people are like, oh, I ate some bad
food at a restaurant. That's not necessarily true. If you're
the only one out of everybody in your group, that's
not what happened, right, it's just your the way your
body reacted to said food. Correct. Correct? Do you go
on walks after eating? Lindsay?

Speaker 6 (33:11):
Sometimes I do?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
So?

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (33:13):
What is the consensus?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
You do? Okay? GIMPI no? Yeah, no? No? I go
for a walk because I want to, not because you know,
I just got done eating. I should take a little
stroll through the neighborhood. No, you're right, I'm usually drug
along on a walk. Come on, we're all going to
go for a walk, all right. That sounds like a

(33:37):
good family time, right, But I always come back happy.
I've never gone on a walk and not bit happy.
Now we get an. I gotta be honest. I like farting,
so if we now, I can put farts into that done.
You kids stay back there? No, No, I'm always that way.
I can see everybody in front of me. I don't
want people behind me. You would actually see the green

(34:03):
cloud right follows you alone. Yeah, and now I'm gonna
see my neighbors. And that's all I'm gonna be thinking,
is that they're part walking yep, right, those old ladies
walking through the mall nine o'clock in the morning. Just yeah,

(34:26):
but that's probably more of like their inability to control
that muscle. True, you know age either way, don't want
to get stuck behind them. I saw, speaking of age,
side quest, I saw a story on the news this
morning of one hundred and four year old man. Because
we're entering the year anniversary of the fires out in
California that destroyed all those towns and stuff, and his

(34:47):
house got destroyed, one hundred and four years old, and
so he's now moved to Sacramento while he's gonna he's
turning one hundred and five. The look his look in
one year on how much he is aged, yeah, is tremendous.
And all he wants to do is go back to

(35:09):
his home. I can imagine. And he submitted all the plans,
but they're backlogged, of course, and you can't. They can't
just build like some things have to happen before they
build again in that area.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Yeah, and it's not a fast process.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
And all he wants to do is go home, Like,
get the man home, man, God, go fund me for that.
Not Mickey Rourke trying to pay his rent.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
By the way, he's raised eighty five thousand.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Oh god. Meanwhile, we can't get one hundred and five
year old man back home? Can we get him an RV?
I don't know. He might not be able to get
up in it, right, that's true. It's just and he
wants his birthday's July something, right. If he can get
in there by his birthday, that sure would be nice. Damn.
Might as well just make your home a Sacramento. Now

(35:57):
do because you ain't going back anytime soon.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
You're one hundred and five. You ain't going back, No, no.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
A hit by a buggy in the grocery store might
ruin your day, right, A strong wind, a cold fark walk,
a fark walk. Yes, how did he die? Well, he
was taking a walk and he tooted. Dude.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
That is a tight second to sex and ways of dying.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Here right, dumb ways to die? Yeah, I don't know,
I don't know. He went out doing what he loves. Sure,
we gotta take a break. We'll be back because we
got tickets to give away. Hurt Chreischer is going to
be over at the Tulsa Theater on January make sure

(36:48):
get this right, twenty fourth Get your tickets Tulsa Theater
dot com. All right, eight through three four, six, oh kmod.
The game we're gonna play is Sing Sing. It's a
new year. Yes, So before we get started, let's do predictions,
all right, Corbyn? Last year you predicted you was going
to get eleven, and you got eleven? What do you

(37:10):
want to predict for yourself in twenty twenty six? Listen?
Ten percent better is a good thing in life. So
I'll go twelve twelve. It is Lindsey. Last year you
predicted thirteen, you got eleven. What would you like to
predict for yourself and sing sing this year?

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Wow, I'm going to say the same and go twelve twelve.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
It is copycat. Last year I predicted sixteen, I ended
up with fourteen. I'm gonna split the difference and predict
fifteen for myself this year. So with all that being said,
we're starting fresh and new no scores. Lindsey was the
last one to win when we played last time. Unless
we want to start a fresh and clean we're starting

(37:52):
fresh and clean well. I get eight three three four
six oh kmod eight three three four six o kmod
call up and decide who will be the first person
to give clues for twenty twenty six for sing Sing
Let's go here.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (38:09):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
It's Ricky, Hey Ricky. How are you buddy?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Not bad?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
How about you?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
I'm good, sir? Who would you like to give clues?
You have the choice from Lindsey, Gimpy or Corbyn.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
Let's go with Gimpy.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I'm all sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts
after the first clue. Here we go, Ricky. This is
a famous song from Lars and James band. It's off
their black album No, off the Black album Most There
you Go. This is a nineteen nineties late nineties female

(38:45):
pop star. This is about what comes out of the
thing when you rub it. Think of the seventies TV
show I Jube Bottle. There you go. This is a
seventies rock band that is named after a flight device
that looks like a blimp, but it's bigger and made
out of metal. You follow me so far? You go?

(39:08):
There you go? Oh god lord, this guy is a
black piano player and it's uh, what's that movie with
Will Smith? I am Blank? I am legend, John Legend.
There you go, There you go. Uh. Okay. This is

(39:30):
uh a male band from the late early two thousands,
and it's also Burger King's slogan time four is what
you got And that's pretty good to get started there, Ricky,
hang on the line.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Okay, we'll see how you do.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
All right, Thank.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Dan? Dan? Hey, buddy, how are you ty? But I'm
all right, Well, I'm glad you got the courage and
muscle to get up and give a call in to
play today.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Who would you like to give clues? Lindsay or Corbin.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Let's go with Corbin. Sixty seconds are on the clock.
Timers starts after the first clue. Here we go. This
is the band Sting is in and everybody thought this
song was about smoking.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
The video is in black and white.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
The name of this band is a first responder, not
the fire, not the ambulance, the police. Correct.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
No, this their most famous song ever.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Oh crap, I actually don't know. And acting they go,
and when somebody messes up and they try again, they
go blank. Two take yes, uh, oxygen in and out
of your mouth. You are breathing. I am brain farting

(41:09):
so hard right now, the opposite of me. You correct,
You have three of the four words.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Another name for all.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Nope of crap, I'm whelers and man, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Nothing huhra.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Incorrect.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Dan.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
That's all right, buddy, good news. There's fifty one other
weeks to get this right. All right, buddy, have a
good day.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Ricky, you did it.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Man.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Congratulations, You're going to uh go see Burt Kreischer.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
All right, excellent job.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
So hang on the line. Yeah, I think where you
messed up, Corbyn. You said smoking smoking. Most people think
it's about smoking, and this is the stalking song. Yeah,
but in the video he's not smoking. But it's every
it's very dark, okay, okay, yeah smoky. Yeah. I don't think.

(42:25):
I think he did good on on breaking it down
the way that you did. He just wasn't catching it.
I couldn't tell you any other lyric of the song
except for the chorus where the titles mentioned yeah, no
it was me. I'm okay with it being me. It
doesn't bother me.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
No, you broke it down really good.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
He literally had.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Three of the four words. But when you answer the phone,
what damn? And then the one he ended on you
got it almost, I think, like right at the very end, Yeah,
exp boys, I want it that way. So excellent job, Gimpy.

(43:06):
Where are we at to start the year? Well, I
am leading with one. Do you guys have nothing? All right,
we take a break and we'll be back. So let's
see what Gimpy has in this four x four Calvin
It says here the CDC overhaul's childhood vaccine schedule. The
updated schedule is expected to resemble denmarks, which recommends all

(43:29):
children get vaccines for eleven diseases rather than eighteen. Senior
Health and Human Services officials said the changes are meant
to restore trust in public health, but public health experts
and major medical organizations warn against the change. Parents who
want their children to receive all of the vaccines previously recommended,

(43:49):
We'll still be able to do so, and insurance will
cover the shots Madeiro claims that he's a prisoner of war.
At his New York City arraignment, disposed Venezuelan president Nicholas
Maduro pleaded not guilty in his arraiment in New York
City yesterday, claiming he is a prisoner of war. A

(44:10):
defiant Maduro professed his innocence, claiming he'd been captured and
kidnapped and that he's still president of Venezuela. He's charged
with a narco terrorism conspiracy, cocaine importation conspiracy, and weapons counts,
and told the judge threw an interpreter, I'm in a sense,
I'm not guilty. I am a decent man. Maduro's lawyer

(44:33):
told reporters outside of Manhattan Federal Court, I think what
President Maduro said in court, speaks for itself. Moduro's wife, Celia,
and an adult son also pleaded not guilty. I'm a
good die. I'm not crazy, right, I'm not gay, right? Right?
What else we got here? Federal agents deployed to Minnesota.

(44:56):
Don't you know? The Trump administration is sending around two
thousand better relagiance to Minneapolis as part of its illegal
immigration crackdown. It comes as a childcare fraud scandal has
drawn national attention to the States. Last month, President Trump
sent immigration authorities to the state after the Somali community

(45:16):
there was acute there was accused of fraud. It comes
after Minnesota Governor Tim Walls announced yesterday that he will
not run from reelection. And lastly, here there's new Oklahoma
medical marijuana law that brings changes for doctors. Senate Bill
ten sixty six, which took effect on January first, requires

(45:37):
physicians to complete additional education specifically focused on medical marijuana
before they can recommend it to patients. The law also
reinforces that doctors must be registered with the Oklahoma Medical
Marijuana Authority in order to issue recommendation. But opiate's and
everything else, no education. Just take the hell out of

(45:58):
those That's fine, here you go, shove this on your throa.
We like to read emails on Tuesdays. This is where
you guys send in and ask for advice, and then
we play them back or we read them back. I
should say, on Tuesdays, BMMS and whatever your advice is
to the phone number eight two nine four five. This
one says something feels off with my husband. We're not
fighting or anything, but he doesn't kiss me anymore, not

(46:22):
when he leaves work, not before bed. It just stopped
one day. First. I brush it off, long days, tired, whatever,
But now it's been going on for months. I've tried
leaning in first a few times, and he kind of
pulls back or acts like he didn't notice. So I'm
trying to figure out what this means. Is this just
one of those married phases nobody warned you about? Or

(46:46):
is this the kind of thing that people ignore right
before they find out something they didn't want to know?
Not kissing, h not kissing.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Yeah, maybe her breath is bad.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I think after X amount of years of marriage and everything,
you know, you've you've smooched him before that, I'm sure
their breath didn't just turn rank overnight. Maybe it did. Yeah,
are you saying that if your husband's breast start getting
bad you would stop kissing him?

Speaker 6 (47:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, that's the thing. I think. You love the person,
you're gonna kiss him with their rotten mouth, no matter what.
It's not rotten to you. Much like you see, two
ugly people together are a beautiful person and an ugly
person together, Like, do they not have eyes? Love has
no limits? No, they think they're awesome, right, so they
don't think they're breastinks. I know, we can just go

(47:47):
straight to the cheating thing. But if you're cheating and
you're do you start not kissing when you're trying to
subconsciously sabotage it? I mean, I guess that could be
a possibility, that that very well could be. I wouldn't
say it's instantly a cheating thing. Maybe there is some

(48:10):
interest that is lost. It didn't say in the email.
I don't know if a cod or not. But how
long they had been together? Right? No? No, I just
said that. I didn't think it did. I didn't think
it did. But that's the only thing I could think of. Like,
you know, maybe they've been together twenty thirty years or whatever,
and that's what she's asking, is that just something that happens.

(48:33):
I wouldn't think so. I wouldn't think so. My parents
were together for twenty five years and don't seem like
they've ever you know, went through that.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Phase well, and I kind of thought like maybe he
was tired of being the initiator. But then she said
that she has gone in for the kiss and he
backs away.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
How many days would you let go by if your
husband stopped kissing you, Lindsey.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
One, gim be?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
How many days would you let go by of your
girlfriend not kissing you, whether it's goodbye, good night, whatever? Right? Oh? Three? Max?
Three max? I'd say two. One could one day could
just be an off thing. Two days is making me go, hmm,
that seems a little weird. Three days I'm like, oh, okay,

(49:28):
something isn't right here. How about you? Zero zero, So
like at the end of the day, you're like, hey,
something going on here. You haven't shown any affection. You
haven't kissed me at all today? No, Like, if we're
she hasn't showed me any affection all day, and then
we go to bed, she doesn't kiss me good night,
I'm like, what's going on? Right? Or I'm stopping the train, right,

(49:50):
and she's allowed to go. No, we're not doing this
right now. I'm going to bed, okay, but I'm not
letting the sunset without saying something right, not me, not me.
I'm not afraid of confrontation to me, saying something super
important in that moment. I am not built to not
keep my mouth shut. Right. Three days feels insane to me. Yeah,

(50:16):
but that's the way your belt to get. Yeah, definitely
not letting it go A week, that's for sure not
long enough where I feel so cornered.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
I have to email somebody to ask right to me.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
I could go off and on on about I could
go on and on about how you're at this point right,
that you you let that much if it's important to you,
that if it's not important to you. And I wonder
if he's showing affection in other ways, you know, and
and but that her love language is that physical touch, right,

(50:57):
and he's he's not given that particular type of language
to her, But maybe he's showing it in different ways.
I don't know. We don't get that an email.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Maybe he felt like he had a cold sore and
he's embarrassed by it.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
I meanes are flavoring RYP right might need an altoid
is a text that came in another one. Marriage is
full of ebb and flows. But if it really bothers you,
then just ask him about it. I agree, marriage is
full of ebb and flows. I just don't consider not
kissing ebb and flow. No, right, ebb and flow is

(51:38):
like working late. Right, Hey, we're not agreen, and maybe
that is part of it. This is just an extreme
part of that ebb and flow. Yeah, right. It's one
thing to not agree on what you want for dinner,
but this is this is the extreme end of it.
So I'm going to read this text and take it

(52:00):
for what it's worth. My wife has a dead tooth
and I lick it every night. Trust me, if you
love him, it does not matter. M sounds like he
is either cheating or having second thoughts about his marriage,
or maybe there's someone that there is someone that he
is interested in and doesn't know what to do about it,

(52:23):
and so he's conflicted.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Doun't that loser? Go find someone else that will lick
your tonsils you look at the tooth, huh. I don't
know much about a dead tooth, But why you lick it?
That feels undo? You lick at the other teeth. Why
does that one get more attention? She's locking teeth in
general seems a little weird.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Hey, listen, don't judge my marriage.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
This text.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Maybe she has some dental issues.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
But uh, she had other relationships before meeting you, So
unless she has mouth herpes, he is involved with another human.
Reasonable answer. You probably know this guy better than anyone.
Your instinct that something is up is probably correct. All
you can do is talk to him. Nucular answer either

(53:17):
pinning that dude down to the couch and suck his
face off, or kick that cheating horde of the curb.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
There is no in between.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah, I mean that's an interesting take too, Like pin
him down and kiss him. And if he acts like
your little brother that you're trying to drop spin on, yeah,
then you know something. Then you know something is up.
Yeah right, I'm not opposed to that idea. This tex says,
I watched the documentary last night about the guy that
killed his wife and two girls.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Same thing.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
The lady was saying, he's a cheating murderer. Damn God, escalated,
he said twenty twenty six is going to be a
big one. But to go from cheating to murderer, right,
and a cheating murderer at that starts somewhere, I guess,
I guess. But I love that you are taking a
documentary and going this is a real life thing. Not

(54:09):
that that documentar didn't have me wrong. What's her number?
I'll talk to her now, you can lick her tooth.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
When my ex.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Wife began her affair, she stopped all physical touch with me,
like flipping a switch. Months later, she told me it
was her way of being loyal to the affair partner.
People are strange. Hate to say it, but he's cheating
loyal to the affair partner. Yeah, like the loyalty has switched.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
That person that text in that said that, I have
a follow up question. I want to know no physical touch,
so like you had no sex at all? Right?

Speaker 4 (54:50):
And for how long? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
That is an interesting I was watching something over the
hollow day and it was about it's like a relationship
therapy thing like real life, and they were talking about
they'd only had sex three times in two years.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Oh wow, exactly my response. And I'm not listen.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
People have sex for different reasons whatever, blah blah blah.
In my universe, that would feel like a gin anomaly. Yeah,
and so to be tolerant of that feels crazy about
everybody's different, you know, stress. Everybody handles stress differently, you

(55:37):
know what I mean. And and and I guess if
you're super stressed out about bills or work or whatever
the case is, maybe you know you've got so much
of that weigh on your mind that sex and physical
touch is nowhere near whatsoever. But but with this particular email,
for him to pull back, yeah, and I get that.

(56:00):
And maybe he's stressed out. That's kind of where I'm at.
Maybe he's stressed out, Bill's kids, life, in general, whatever
it is, he's got so much weigh on his mind
that you know, initiating things or doing things isn't a
top of mind. But to pull back and be like, no,
I don't want you kiss, I mean, that's a total different.
That's a whole nother back of cats right there.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
But also even in stress stressful situations, kissing and sex
that can help relieve those stressors for some people. Yeah, absolutely,
But if those stressors are.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Happening, communication is also key.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
But it sounds like their relationship lacks a lot of communication.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Oh, I was gonna ask because she said that long
days tired. Is that a reason not to kiss your partner? No, No,
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
I'm sorry, but kissing takes zero effort.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Even if it's just a simple little smooch, little kiss,
a little peck on the cheek or forehead or something
before you go to sleep at night. I would argue,
even if you're mad at me, you can kiss me.
You are allowed to have your emotions, but you can
still show affection and be mad. Or to even receive
the kiss. Yes, maybe not so much give one, but
to at least receive one. You can give somebody the

(57:16):
she can still take it. Right. Sounds like he's pulling away.
I could be wrong. I've seen this kind of thing
happen before. In my opinion, she cares enough. She should
have said something sooner. My thoughts, I don't love that statement.
If she cared enough, she would have said something sooner.
People have learned behaviors for multitudes of reasons. Right, maybe

(57:39):
previous relationships. Maybe he's pain in the ass. I don't know,
Maybe she's incapable. There's multiple reasons why people don't say.

Speaker 6 (57:47):
Something maybe she's scared.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Maybe she's scared. I kiss my wife every day before
I leave work. We kiss multiple times the day, we
kiss before bed. The very few times she rolls over
to go to sleep without a kiss, I ask, is
this what we do? Now? Yeah? Another one, you don't
kiss prostitutes, So maybe he started being an escort. Is
that like a hard and fast rule that you don't

(58:11):
kiss prostitutes. I don't think that's in the handbook of prostitution.
I think it's up to the individual.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
No, I think it's something they saw in the movie
Pretty Woman.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Right, right, I think that's fair to say.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with's kissing a
prostitute as long as they use mouthwash first.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Yeah. And I'm just let's just go ahead with that.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Let's just say that that's true, that prostitutes have a gold,
hard and faster role of not kissing. Right, they still
kiss their partners, right he prostitutes are married.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Some that can be some it is a career or fine.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Love too.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Great.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Now you have my wife complaining we don't kiss enough.
We attacks the reason I'm not going back then. Uh,
this segment always makes me feel so much better. About
being single. Yeah, being alone's awesome. Nobody to share joy
with something like you're enjoy alone. Hey, high fiving yourself
gets real tired. Having sex by yourself is not awesome.

(59:10):
Convicts in prison have more sex than three times in
two years. Oh good, qush question here and willinged it
with us. Does he avoid all contact? I Dutch? Okay,
so that's a good question that might say something there, listener,
listener email, We're not something feels off to my husband.

(59:31):
We're not finding anything, but he doesn't kiss me anymore
now when he leaves for work, not when he leaves
for work, not before bed. It's like he just stopped
one day. At first, I brushed it off, long days, tired, whatever,
But it's been going on for months. I tried leaning
in first. A few times he kind of pulls back
or acts like he didn't notice. So I'm trying to
figure out what this means. Is this just one of

(59:53):
those married phrase phases you're not warned about, or is
this kind of thing people ignore right before they find
out something they don't want to know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Lindsey, I think that it quite possibly is something you're
about to find out you don't want to know this
is it's been going on for months. Sounds like, uh, yeah,
you need to talk to him point blank, ask him,
tell him to be honest. This is you can say,
this is your way out if you want to leave,

(01:00:22):
there's someone else, tell me now, because this isn't the
marriage that you want to be in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
So yeah, get the answers that you're looking for that
you don't want to know. You have to find out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Gimpy, you know, I don't want to say that this
is something that happens before you find something out. But
at the same time, I don't really think it's something
that marriages. All marriage is experience over time. You know,
we've been together for so long, we just don't maybe,

(01:00:57):
oh maybe if the couple is in their eighties and
they've been together for the past sixty years, even then
I would think that a simple kiss, you know, throughout
the day or at the beginning of the day or
at the end of the day, I think something that
would still happen at that age, and after sixty years

(01:01:21):
of being married, I would think, Oh no, again, I
don't want to lean towards this is something that happens
before you find out something bad. But Unfortunately. I kind
of think that's how it is. So advice for this
particular person, I'm they just sit your old man down

(01:01:43):
and talk to him and hope that you get it
figured out. That's really all I could say. Do not
spend time googling images of dead teeth. I think, I
don't know if this you're about to find out something
new or you don't want it, I don't know. I

(01:02:03):
would probably say what does his parents' marriage look like? Okay,
because that's what marriage is to him. People get married,
right and they're like, what's your religion, what's your this?
What's there that? Sometimes but then you don't go what
does marriage look like to you? You don't ever discuss
that really, and I think that you not asking is

(01:02:29):
a precursor for some other situation. If you want French
toast in the morning every morning, find the person that's
going to do that to you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
It's okay to sit down and go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Look. In marriage, I need to be kissed before bed.
I need to be kissed before you leave. Can you
do this for me? Yes? Or no? No? There you go,
there you go. He also could be somebody who self sabotages, right,
Maybe you're maybe you take care of all these things,
and he feels so lucky. He feels like he doesn't
deserve it, so he's self sabbaed. There could be a
multitude of things going on here. I don't know if

(01:03:00):
it's automatically he's cheating, or you have bad breath or whatever,
but I think that you should ultimately tell him what
you want. You don't have to figure out what his
problem is. Hey, I need this. Can you do this?
I want French toast every day? Can you make French
toast every day for me? If he says no, there

(01:03:21):
you go. I think it's that easy without kissing. Mm
hmm doesn't sound like a good time. Mm mm hmmm.
That's kind of why I'm in this. You're in it
for the smooches, huh y one hundred percent. I'm in
it for the smooches. Even if you're mad at me,

(01:03:44):
give me one on the cheek.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I'm in it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Oh, one hundred percent. I think it was in my vows.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Limb Biscuit made a song about it. Did it all
for the smooches? Yeah, we'll be back. The Big Man
Morning Show returns. NEX listener email you can always email
us show at kmod dot com. Then you get to
comment on it after we read the email on the air.
This email says, my mom's on to me again about

(01:04:15):
Thanksgiving in Christmas. She wants to be there, says it's important,
says I'm missing out. She doesn't really get that I
actually sign up to work on those holidays on purpose.
I mean, I make extra money, and if I'm being honest,
it's way less stressful than any of the family stuff.
Even holidays turn into the Every holiday turns into the
same thing, awkward, people bringing up old crab crap, somebody

(01:04:38):
drinking too much, someone getting offended. I'd rather work, get paid,
and keep my sanity. But my mom takes it personal
and acts like I'm choosing money over family. Am I
wrong for this? But he thinks their families like you
you have, It's like perfect, that's the way people expect

(01:05:03):
you to treat it. Yeah, but families are complicated.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Absolutely, so you can't pick your family. You can, and
if you could, no one would pick their own.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
You can absolutely pick your family, Okay, yes.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
And no, but I mean the family you're born into.
You can't pick who you're born into.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Now that may be true, right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
But you can pick and choose who you consider family absolutely,
who you want to be around absolutely. Apparently this person's
family is their work family. And I can't say that
I blame these people, you know. I mean, if it's
if it's that much stress for this person through the
holidays and they'd rather work and make extra money, it's
the wrong with that. Yeah. I saw a video online

(01:05:52):
where it was somebody videoing their Christmas day after opening guests,
and they're all hanging out on the deck or whatever
it is somewhere outside amibus is old I don't know,
but they said it was Christmas and you can't hear anything,
you just see what's happening. And there's a old man

(01:06:17):
sitting in a chair drinking whatever he's drinking, and another
old man older even older than that person, yelling at
somebody doing the finger point thing, and not just a
finger point, it's the finger point that's higher than their height, right,
really getting down on them like serious. It's kind of
like when you lean forward in a car when you're yelling.

(01:06:40):
We don't know why we do that, but when you're
really mad at somebody, you put your hand up higher
and point right. You don't do it straight across right right,
you do it, your hand goes up like you're raising
your hand and point down at them. You blankety blank
trying to think of the last time I've ever been
so angry. It's somebody where I've got to point at

(01:07:02):
them at any height. I don't, You're just not that guy,
I guess not. I don't even maybe I don't, I
don't recall. Nonetheless, in the video you see an older
elderly person actually doing that, and then you see end
of the frame, a younger person comes in twenty ish
holding a beer. It's going on, guys, and then now

(01:07:22):
his hand is up doing the finger pointing, and the
guy in the chair is just sitting there like acting
like this is just a normal day.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
And then out of nowhere, the young guy pops the
old man right in the face.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Damn well, that escalated quickly, and nobody reacts in a
way that you would expect people to react when an
elderly person gets hit. So that tells me that's just
a normal everyday thing. And that's my point. Huh, that's
a normal Christmas while for them. So everything's a little

(01:08:00):
bit different, and some people don't do well with that
kind of drama, which is probably what this person's going through.
It's just like I'm going to go to work in
my house. I grew up where my brother pushed the
boundary right with my parents. I would many times wake

(01:08:22):
up the mid night them in an argument, and I
remember hearing that, going, I want none of that smoke, right,
I'm not afraid of confrontation, but I also don't like
getting in trouble, right, so I will do what I
can to stay out of trouble. And I remember going,
I don't want none of that, And so I never

(01:08:45):
pushed the boundary that way, never wanted I don't like
yelling right, loud noises. I think there's a difference between
having a conversation and elevated voices and yelling like almost
like violence, right.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
I just I've never enjoyed that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
And if my Christmases were like that, or my Thanksgivings
were like that, I'd be like, I'm done right, I
wouldn't show up, Yeah, or at least, you know, get
your plate of food and go find a corner somewhere,
hang on outside, because you know how I feel about family.
It's one of those this is your family man, you're
gonna regret one day, you know what I mean. It

(01:09:29):
may suck and there may be fighting, but you're gonna
look back and you're gonna miss those fights. You're gonna
miss those moments, right, And so for me, I'd be like, Okay,
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna take my plate to
ham in Turkey and I'm gonna go sit outside watch
TikTok videos while I eat. But isn't that the same thing.
You're just getting to check the box that you were there.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
You're not really there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Yes and no, Yes and no, because I mean, yeah,
you are there, and you may not be one hundred
percent in, but you're still present, as opposed to now
you're outside, not being present at all whatsoever. Yeah, No,
you're not present. You're outside away from everyone. I think

(01:10:12):
I think you still are. I mean because you have
to come inside of some time, say hi to everybody,
and then you Homer Simpson into the bush, you know,
because things got a little rough.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Oh yeah, no, that's you're not there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Yeah, as opposed to just not showing up at all whatsoever.
That is that's more damning than anything. I think. When
you do that, Royal you when you do that, you're
just so you can use it later like I was there. Yeah,
I showed up, as opposed to cousin Tim who never
did Yeah. Uh huh yeah. Listener email from a guy

(01:10:45):
who's choosing to work on the holidays instead of being
around his family on Christmas and Thanksgiving and his mom's
starting to take offense to it, and he says he'd
rather work and get paid and keep his sanity, and
his mom thinks he's too seeing money over family. Is
it okay to admit I just don't want the drama, lindsay?
What do you think?

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
I think it's okay to admit he doesn't want the drama.
And maybe that would be a wake up call to
his family. Okay, I don't want to be around it,
and maybe they'll they'll look at themselves and be like,
maybe he's right. He's got a point. We got to
stop the drama and make a change. Look at the

(01:11:30):
man in the mirror, kim.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Be Yeah, I'm with Lindsay on that one. Yeah, you
can tell your mom. You probably should. Hey, this is
why we don't get that part of the email that
he tells his mom. This is why I don't want
to be there. Sounds like he's just going to work
and he's not telling her because he doesn't want to
disappoint his mom, but deep down to side, he's disappointing
his mommy. Anyway. Again, I'm a huge fan of y'all's family,

(01:11:59):
and even if you only just get together twice a
year for you know, Thanksgiving and Christmas, still be there,
because you're going to miss those moments. As much as
it sucks and as much drama there is, you're going
to miss it. Mom's gonna die, Dad's gonna die. We
know the three of us about dead parents, probably more

(01:12:23):
so than anybody, and those moments are gonna pass by,
and you're gonna wish. Man. I wish my mom was here.
I wish my dad was here. I wish we could
still as crazy as it was, as crazy as Uncle
Joe got drunk and started his drama, I wish he

(01:12:45):
was still around you. You hate it right now on
the surface, but I think deep down inside you want
it because that's what you know, and that's the way
it's always been, and you're going to miss it. So
when Uncle Joe eyes and for once you got your
quiet Christmas, it's gonna be different. You're gonna be like, eh,

(01:13:07):
something doesn't seem right here, and then that could cause
you to get drunk and caused some drama just to
get things back to normal. So for me personally, I
would say, f work, spend the time with your family
because work more than likely will always be there even

(01:13:27):
if it's not this Let me let me rephrase that
work will always be there. May not be this job,
it'll be another job, but your family won't. And for
me that's important. Uh will you miss it? Maybe maybe not?
I don't know, but there's nothing wrong with protecting your sanity.
And if your sanity is hey, I don't want to

(01:13:50):
be around that. Sure, maybe there's a compromise. Maybe you
show up, say hey, and then leave right. Maybe a
compromise of like will give He was saying earlier, it's
family important. Yeah, but not all family's awesome. A lot
of family sucks. And maybe something happened that you don't

(01:14:12):
want to admit. I don't know. Maybe you were touched.
I don't know, but maybe for you that's that's like
reliving the trauma again again. Multitude of reasons do you
owe your mom and explanation? No are you an adult.
You're an adult. If that's what you want to do,
do it. We wont all the wars. But Gibb, you

(01:14:32):
might be right. You may miss it. You may miss
not being there because you haven't been there yet. Right right?
Maybe maybe you dated your brother's wife before they were
married and that's uncomfortable for you. I'm just saying there's
a multitude of reasons of why you may not want
to go, but not admit that's why you don't want

(01:14:53):
to go. So I don't know if you owe your
mom and explanation, maybe participate in the gift exchange, but
you know, drop your gift off the day before. Are
you completely abandoning Christmas? Because that's a different thing too.
Are you like spending some sort of Christmas with your
parents maybe the day before or the day after? Right? Like,

(01:15:15):
are you completely ignoring Christmas with your family? Yeah, we
don't get that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Or do you have to travel?

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
And you're like, it's just better if I don't spend
the money and I stay and I work. I mean,
you see what I'm saying, Like, this isn't as simple
as they live across town. Right.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
It may be, but it also may not be.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
It's your mom. If you need to do it to
protect your sanity, so be it. We got to take
a break. We'll be back. You're listening to the Big Man.

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Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Good morning Gimby, Well, good morning Corbin. Don't forget. We've
got our blood drive coming up next Thursday, as a
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We'll be broadcasting live, so come on up, donate some
blood and say hi, it's Tuesday.

Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
Let's go ahead and do to tell the truth. Time
to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to ask
anything you want. Just remember keep it clean, no bodily fluids,
nothing sexual, and don't forget. We can and will pass
on a question. Let's open up the phone lines. Here's
Corvin in the gang with all the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
You're gonna need eight three three four six kmod.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
For to tell the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
I have a question for you guys, does a tambourine
improve a song? Because I gotta be honest, I've never
seen a tambourine performer. Well, let me give you the idea.
I think people that play the tambourine and bands are

(01:17:04):
just they've demanded to be in the band and that's
what they gave them. Right. I don't think tambourines are
necessary in a song.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
I've never heard a song and.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Been like, this is a better song because of a tambourine.
I've never been like, hmm, I wish they would have
made the tambourine louder, right, take.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
It or leave it? Can you make a tambourine louder?

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
Sure you can, only if you put it in front
of a microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
I feel no, you just hit it hard. Yeah. So
what do you think does tambourine make a song better?
And is a tambourine player necessary?

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
I don't think it's necessary. However, I think of.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
Tambourine, man, I feel like you have to have the
tambourine for that song.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Okay, Gimpy tambourines, moroccas, cowbell, triangle, even chimes, they all
have their place in a song somewhere. Does it make
it better? No? You could probably get away without having
it in there, but sometimes they do have their place.

(01:18:11):
You could nine times out of ten not have them.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Okay, well, pushback. I disagree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Cow Bell for sure, in many songs, sounds makes the
song awesome. Lowrider comes to mind, true, right, true. I
can't do that with tambourine. Ch ch changing you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
I know you could do the beat, and I know
some of you percussionists are gonna be like, it keeps
the beat. I don't know. I'm pretty sure they could
play without it. Yeah, a little sound of the chink
in the back chink chink chin kin chink chin. I
think that would cause more of a distraction.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
And it does.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
I feel it's like Fahita is in the song. You're like,
you focus not on the singer, it's the person playing
the tambourine, and they're always really into it because they again,
I think they're just.

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
Like I'm in the band to have one job.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Yeah, yeah, So tambourine make a song better, Linda, yes
or no, I don't think it makes the better No Gimby,
yes or no. No, I don't think so at all.
To tell the truth, if you all could be a dinosaur.
What dinosaur would you all be?

Speaker 6 (01:19:20):
The Brochiosaurus.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
They're large, the long necks, and they don't eat meat.
I wouldn't want to worry about getting in a big
old fight with a t rex. They seem to have
been left alone and they were beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Okay, gimby, silly ask question for somebody like me. But
of course I'm going to be a t rex. I'm
already half way there, right, loud, stubborn, chaotic, right, Yeah,
got a big head, a little arms.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
Little m Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
I like I like velociraptors just because I like saying it. Yeah,
those are actually probably the most badass dinosaurs out them all,
because they're fast. They're fast, they're hunters, they're they are
bad ass. Well, let's hold on. We are believed, we
believe them to be fast. Hey, listen, I learned everything
I need to know about dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. We

(01:20:18):
have no idea what they sounded like. We have no
idea what their skins looked like. Instead of a could
they could have been they could have been right, hey,
they could have talked.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
I'm understand you stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Would you rather die from radiation poisoning, suffocation from volcanic ash,
from an eruption, or not decompressing correctly, I e. The bins. Wow, damn,
you pick some rough ones.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Can I not just get shot in the head?

Speaker 6 (01:20:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
No, picked from one of those three?

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
What you got.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
With suffocation would suck?

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
Radiation poisoning, would they all suck? A decompressing not decompressing
correctly aka the Benz, I suppose, I guess, so the Benz.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Okay, gimpy Ugh.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
I think I want to go with suffocation from volcanic ash. Yeah,
because I feel like you're gonna suffer more with radiation
poisoning and the Benz, I mean you're suffering regardless out
of any of these three. So I feel like, now
my lungs are already filled with smoke as it is anyway,

(01:21:53):
so why not just compound that with the volcanic ash? Yeah,
I mean radiation exposure feels like it would feel bad
like prolonged suffocation from volcanic ash.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Again, none of these are awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Would burn and suffocation is never fun? And decompression I
feel like that's the fastest, right, So I think I'm
gonna pick with Lindsay I'm gonna pick decompression. I'm gonna
pick the bins. Okay again, none of these are You're
picking the best of last place, right right? Yeah, that's fun.

(01:22:35):
What celebrity would you like to live in? Oh? Sorry,
what celebrity body? See, leaving a word out makes a
big difference. What celebrity body would you like to live in?

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
For the longest time, I would have said Jennifer Lopez,
but since recently seeing the house made, I'm taking Sydney
Sweeney Gippi.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like that was gona be all
ever answered. But yeah, I gotta be different. Now, let's
go with I'm gonna go with Channing Datum. He seems
like a fun guy. He's got you know, he's.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Pretty ripped, el sir, Yeah, why not?

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
I don't know. I'm trying to think of who, like,
like on a male on the male side, somebody with
a lot of money. I'll just go Jake Paul, But
then on my balls all jacked up.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
I'm not worried about being good looking.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
I got money, right, that's true, But then sake take
take mister beast. Then if you want money, he's got
lots of money and he doesn't have that god awful jaw.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
I don't think anybody wants to be mister beast.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
What's wrong with him?

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
I didn't say. I didn't say there was anything wrong
with him. I'm saying, there are you when you go?
I want to be somebody Nobody ever says mister beast.
I think Jake Paul, by the way, you've seen his
girlfriend again. I don't know what mister beat Weiss or
girlfriend looks like. But to me, Jake Paul, you're like, Okay, sure,

(01:24:08):
you can do whatever you want. You literally can make
fun of suicide and everybody still thinks it's okay. Yeah,
I'm just naming a name. I don't know because I'm
with you. Sidney Sweeney feels like the wind. Yeah yeah,
but you're just living in their body. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
I don't think you're like taking over their life, are you?

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
But you're living in their body.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
So let's use Jake Paul as an example, or Sidney Sweeney.
It's their body, so you're doing whatever you want with
their body. Yeah, right, And Jake Paul is in great
physical shape. Sidney Sweeney's got a fantastic boob. Yeah, she's
in great physical shape. Uh to tell the truth, any
question you want, bmms and whatever you'd like to say

(01:24:53):
A two nine four five.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
Are you doing any gardening this year?

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
If so?

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
Flowers are veggies, lindsay.

Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
I actually did get a couple of little mini trees
that need to be planted in my backyard because we
removed a.

Speaker 6 (01:25:10):
Couple of dead ones.

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
So yeah, I'll probably be planting those, and I would
like to do some solar lights.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
You can plant slow sears. I don't think that's gardening, right, Uh,
GIMPI No, I have no intentions on gardening at Allso yeah,
only if I'm made too right, just being honest, I'll
mow my yard. That's it, right, That's the extent of
my gardening desires, unless I'm told to plant something like

(01:25:40):
I'm going to redo my the mulch in the yard,
but I'm not doing it right, Pay somebody to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
I don't mind doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
I don't want to have to go buy it and
lug it to my house and then by the time
you get home, you're like, gods, can't start. Now, I'm
that person that can't fit. I have to finish. I
can't just start and then stop. And then you got
bags of maltz stacked for like a week. One time
I bought mulch and had it dumped on my like
at the end of my driveway.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
I thought I did the math correctly.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
No, and I had so much maltch left over, and
so I had to try and give it away.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
I had to give away mulch. Do you realize how
hard that is?

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Mulch get jiffy.

Speaker 5 (01:26:24):
I try to stay away from the wood malt because termites.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Like sure bobula, thanks yeah, Or go with the rubber
or rocks.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
Sure rock looks just as nice. No, no more gardening, No, no, no, okay,
I just saw this that question about the Anthony Joshua
and Jake Paul fight. Did you see that Anthony Joshu
was in that bad car accident?

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Was?

Speaker 6 (01:26:48):
Yeah, but his best friend and cousins they all did die.
How sad?

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
Yeah, it would be a great sports story.

Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
You think Jake Paul had anything to do with it?

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
Of course he's not.

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
He set it up getting kick here Anthony Joshua broke
his jaw.

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
Oh yeah, I'll kill your entire family.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Would you rather be stuck in traffic on your way
to work? So you're gonna be at least fifteen minutes late,
or stuck in traffic on your way home and he
got a pee? Oh god, U.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
On your way home and you got a pee?

Speaker 6 (01:27:24):
Fine?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Why I can hold it? I can hold it? Okay,
give pe gunge you don't laugh right or jump right hey,
or hit a bump or anything at all whatsoever? Uh. Yeah,
I'd gladly be late for work. I got a problem
with that, having to hold it pee sick. And if
you're stuck in traffic, and let's just say you're twenty
minutes out from getting home and you can't hold it,

(01:27:48):
you can't. It's on the edge on the cusp like
you were leaking right now. I'm good. Yeah. When I
hear you got a pee, I envision when there's no
more room in the last and you've got to carry
it to your room bib.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
Yeah, that's what I envisioned.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
So for me, fifteen minutes in that scenario is a lifetime.
And are we talking fifteen minutes late like when I'm
supposed to like when I have to be there, or
fifteen minutes late from when I arrive Because I'm not
someone who show. If I have to be somewhere at
nine I don't show up at nine, right, so me
being late and I ain't gonna be late, So I'm

(01:28:29):
gonna go ahead and pick being late to work. If
you could eat only one meat and one vegetable for
two years, what would they be? See? Oh, I love that,
I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
You're you know right away?

Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
Go ahead, lindsay, I'm gonna go with asparagus.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
And roast beef, roast beef. This meat put together. It's
not like steak or anything. A roast like like a
pot roast or something well.

Speaker 6 (01:29:07):
I think of like a roast beef sandwich.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Yes, that is a delly meat.

Speaker 6 (01:29:11):
Yeah, or just cow.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Beef beef okay beef GIMPI steak contatos. Man, It's pretty simple,
very filling, very delicious, and you can make it in
many different ways. Mashed, stewed, fried, braw, chicken thighs and potatoes,

(01:29:35):
white chicken thigs. Dude, you can't overcook them. They're always delicious,
good protein, good fat, so totally versatile.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Right, steak isn't exact.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
I ever had a lemon pepper steaks, but lemon pepper
chickens pretty good, right, Right. Thighs aren't my favorite part
of the chicken. Yeah, I'm a leg man. Yeah, that's
that's dark meat. So it's pretty much thighes.

Speaker 5 (01:30:04):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
This is Gimpy and his girl still together? If so,
marriage question mark yes and no, I'll let you figure
out which order. By the way, it doesn't say marriage
to her. You could have you know, met a prostitute

(01:30:26):
and right right of course, just don't kiss her on
the mouth. Honest question, Huh do you see yourself ever
getting married again? And before you quickly answer uh, never
say never feels like a thing. I never thought you'd
eat healthy and do think. So that's where I'm going

(01:30:47):
with the Then never say never saw that. Yeah, you
never know. I don't know where life goes anymore. So
it is what it is. That's that's the answer to that. Yeah,
I'm trying not to plan farther than today. Right, if
I've learned anything in the last couple of years, you

(01:31:09):
just don't know. Ya think you know, and when you
think you know, then you don't know. So it's just
like you get whatever. Well, just let the guards fall
where they're at. I like this question who likes deer
meat the most or deer meat over crappy?

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
Such an unfair question because both are so damn good.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
I think that's the point of why it's a question.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
So deer meat is such a fall and winter meal,
and crappy is well, crappy is delicious anytime, but crappy
isn't as filling as deer meat. Oh gosh, both of
them at the same time, huge, greaticious meal. Need an answer, Yeah,

(01:31:54):
I think I like deer meat the most out of
all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
By the way she just went off on it, I
don't think she's wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
And I cook it a lot. I'm gonna say deer
meat over crappie, I guess because I do eat it
the most. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Yeah, I want to say that Lindsay likes deer meat
the most out of all of us, and crappy chili
does not sound good at all whatsoever. No, crappy steaks
don't sound really good at all. So yeah, I'm gonna
have to go with the deer meat over the crappy fish.

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Now, I got no reason to argue with Lindsay about
deer meat.

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
Go ahead, you can have.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
That and crappy all day. Fried crappie is delicious. You
know it's not good fried deer, So to your point
of deer. Chili crappy is amazing every time, no matter what.
When you eat crappie, you're around people that are having fun,

(01:32:58):
and you're usually drinking a beer. There's some sort of
hush puppy involved. Always a good time. Yeah. I like
my in laws are hoarding crappy. Yeah. They used to
like have little fries. I hope you're listening. They would
have fries, yeah, and like we come over and nope, nope.
They're ordinate for themselves. How rude, right, listen. It's the

(01:33:22):
only bad thing I have to say about my in
laws is that they don't share their crappy.

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
All right, right, feel bad for me?

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Yeah, all right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
This is an interesting story.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
The they're doing National Popcorn Day at theaters, right okay,
and Center Mark is doing byob bring your own bucket,
which sounds awesome, but they're max in it to four
hundred ounces, which is pretty much too larges. Okay, still
a lot of popcorn. Yeah, but they already do a

(01:34:01):
refill thing, right, so, but they're teaming up with Lows.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
And if you bring a Low's.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
Five gallon bucket, which is over six hundred ounces. They'll
let you fill that up. That's a whole lot of popcorn.
And I see that as you create a pretty funny
image sitting in a movie theater with a Low's bucket

(01:34:32):
full of popcorn? Does it have to be Low's? Can
I be Home Depot? Can I get one from you know,
Harbor Freight? It has to be Lows. It has to
be the blue bucket. Yeah, they have a partnership with Low's. Fine. Fine. Also,
can I bring in a second bucket to fill with soda?
That would be af You can find a lid would

(01:34:53):
be awesome though. Just walking in with two five gallon buckets,
I'm ready to party. It's like those people make fun
of their wives on social media and take they take
a like a five gallon bucket, make it look like
a Stanley to make fun of their wives. A website
put out the cheap cheapest steaks at nine popular steakhouses

(01:35:15):
and we'll see if you agree. Number nine Logan's Roadhouse,
six ounce center cut sirloin for seventeen bucks. Six ounces
for seventeen dollars. Huh, I don't think it's worth it.
I don't think sarloin's worth it. Outback Steakhouse six out
center cut sirloin eighteen bucks. No. Number six Fleming's Prime

(01:35:38):
Steakhouse petite filet mignon fifty nine bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Ohoa, hard take filet.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Mignon ain't good. I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
No, it ain't good. There's no fat in it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Right, it's all just meat, and that's the one that's
wrapped in the bacon. Right. You can get it that way.
They're not always Yeah. Number five Longhorn Steak House six
ounce renegade surloin No. Seventeen bucks though Texas Roadhouse six
ounce hand cut surloin because you want handcut Well, yeah,

(01:36:13):
you don't want some machine cut in your meat.

Speaker 4 (01:36:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
I've seen a couple videos. Looks pretty good, right, I'm out.
What is the difference between a hand cut surloin and
a non hand cut surloin? Well, duh, hands? I mean,
how can I tell?

Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
I don't think you can. I don't know. I don't know, honestly,
I don't know how they cut the meat. Anyway, you
can tell me it's handcut, okay, Yeah, because you're implying
they're getting a you know, half a calf, right, and
there's somebody back there in the back of the kitchen,

(01:36:54):
you know that is carving it away, And maybe there is,
I don't know. They won't let me in the back
of the of the roadhouse, not anymore. Yeah, and maybe
maybe some places do that. I don't know, but I
can it. Does it make it taste better? I wouldn't imagine.
I don't know. Like if you put two steaks in
front of me, same same animal, like the same slab,

(01:37:19):
and you cut one hand and cut one with whatever
the other way they do a saw, I guess a bandsaw.
You think I'm You think I'm lying it's a bandsaw.
Then would I be able to taste the difference cooked
exactly the same by the same chef. I don't think

(01:37:40):
you would anyway. Morton Steakhouse eight ounce filet mignon fifty
nine bucks. Wow. And then Ruth Chris number one, eight
ounce but deep fil a fifty five bucks. Yeah. Two

(01:38:01):
steak caught takes filets dumb, Tomahawk steaks dumb. Yeah. There
is a certain feeling you get though, when you know
you're Fred flenstoning that damn steak right. Well, if you
massive steak and the massive bone to go with. And
you're like, yes, give me the meat. You're paying for bone?
Ye pretty much, aren't we all?

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
Yeah, to take the bone home and give it to
your dog.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
No, but truly you probably shouldn't. They say that dogs
should not eat cooked bones because it's splinters in there,
But I don't give a damn. I can give my
dog a cooked bone all the time. Yeah you do. Yeah,
I'm surprised you bring a cooked bone home. No. I
cooked that stuff at home. You're not someone who plays

(01:38:52):
with the bone at home. No, No, I like to
do it in public if I'm gonna do anything. Yeah, well,
you have friends over at least at least bear men
out in the yard. Have you ever bought, you know,
like at Sam's Club or Costco or whatever they put
like tomahawks out for you to buy for Valentine's because
nothing says love like tomahawks nake, apparently, have you? Have
you ever bought one and cooked one at home?

Speaker 6 (01:39:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Me, personally. No, I see them and I've thought about it.
I'm like, ah, that's cool, I should do that, throw
that big bitch on the grill. But then I see
the price tag and I'm like, oh, no, I'm good.
We grilled steaks for my birthday and it was like,
I think, like twenty two bucks for about and I
was like, ooh, eh, I don't know, but I'll go

(01:39:35):
to Flemings and drop sixty like it's nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:39:38):
Yeah, getting too the experience.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
I mean, it's one thing to pay that much and
I'm not cooking it and paying twenty or thirty, right,
and I'm cooking it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
And I might mess it up.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
That's fair. It'll be perfect when they bring it to me,
or if it's not, they'll do it again. Right, I'll
keep doing it until they get it right for you. Yeah,
that's true. But I'd rather just for me, I'm on
the price tag. I'd much rather spend the twenty thirty
dollars and do it at home myself, as opposed to
go somewhere fancy to drop fifty dollars on one steak?

(01:40:16):
Was it a fifty five? I think was Flemings and
Ruth's Chris fifty nine. Yeah, that's that's a whole that
hurts me just thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
Right, that's just the steak.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
Yeah, that's not the side, right, that's not your your
Johnny walker right, exactly a bottle of wine. You're walking
out of there, after all that's said and done, dropping
two bills, if not more, three bills. I'm good. I
can sit at home and drink my barefoot right half
my ribbi all for less, all for less than the

(01:40:51):
price of one of their steaks. We went out to
dinner over break and we went to a restaurant and
I'm not gonna say what it is, but we went
to a restaurant here in town and uh, it was
like two fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:41:02):
I was like what And we didn't get We didn't
go crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
We always liked when we go to eat and we
order a bottle of wine, we like to while we're
drinking it, we look up to see how much it
would be retail. Right. Yeah, we're always mad, right because
they market up so got dang muchy again. Yes, it's
a business. I get it. They're trying to make some money.
But capitalism, oh man, it's fine. Somebody texting Porterhouses where

(01:41:28):
it is, where it's at, Get a New York strip
and a file a Tomahawk's ribbi. Only, dude, Tomahawks are superior. Yeah.
I think they're the biggest steaks out there find me
one bigger. Yeah, clear on what they're different. I know

(01:41:52):
what the ribbi is, but I don't know where the
porterhouse is. Yeah, that's like the two of them combined.
So it's all in there somewhere, and typically they would
just split it. Oh there you go. You got your
your you know, you worker the ribbi and then the
other one that goes with it. Yeah. It's a lot
of meat though, man, yeah, poorhouse. Yeah, that's why I

(01:42:14):
don't do those crazy steaks. When they you know, we'll
cut it at your table for it. I'm like, I'm good,
I'm not six. Well, it's not that, it's that they
cut it and by the time I get around to
eating it and it's cold. Yeah yeah, and like it
what is it that? Uh it's that restaurant down in
Amarilla with a seventy two ounce steak challenge. Oh yeah,

(01:42:36):
oh god, that's just too And that doesn't stop there,
because you got to eat the tater, you gotta eat
the salad, you have to eat all of that. Oh no, no, no, no,
no Texan Steak Ranch, in the Big Texan Steak Ranch
in Amarilla, you have to try and eat a four
and a half pound steak, four and a half pounds,
a shrimp cocktail, a baked potato, a salad, a roll

(01:43:04):
with butter, all in one hour. But if you if
you can do it in the hour, you get it
for free. Yeah, if you fail, you pay?

Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
How much.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
For four pounds, four pounds shrimp, cocktail, baked potatoes, salad
in a roll? How much do you pay?

Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
Four hundred bucks?

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Okay, you can be I want to say about three fitty.

Speaker 4 (01:43:32):
Seventy two dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
That's it. Huh Suddenly we all feel like we should
go to Amarillo. Huh for real? I mean for just
a little bit more than what you pay at Ruth's
Chris for an eight ounce fill a. Yeah you're getting
you can feed a small village.

Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
What kind of steak is it?

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
Fat? Yeah, it's a round steak. Yeah, no, it's not.
It's not going to be. Yeah, it's gonna it's gonna
be one of those good guys on TV. And I've
seen it on the TikTok videos. It's a massive piece
of meat. Oh yeah, that's what I don't I don't
think I could. I don't think I can handle that
much meat. Now, I come on, believe in yourself manifest

(01:44:16):
that the new Year knew me. Gippy, you say yourself,
if you could put your mind anything, you can do it.
How would you be where you are today if your
parents didn't raise you that way? Of course, that no
win attitude. The wonder you can't get anywhere, pussy.

Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
All right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back, Okay.
So I have two.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
Funny things to bring up for the podcast, and one
of them just happened to here at the very end
of the show. And when we do our what you learn,
I write notes the whole time, and then I tried
to formulate that into something and in this today, the
example was the statement Gimby made about not being able
to eat that much meat. Obviously, obviously there's a connection

(01:45:17):
there to make a joke about, you know, homosexuality and Gimbi.

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
Right, And so I went down the rabbit hole.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
Of searching for funny gay porn meat names, and I'm
going to read you some of them. And these are
apparently real gay porn names. And there's a genre that
I discovered that I didn't know existed in gay porn.
But these are gay adult movies. And I'll let you
judge at your own will frisk That feels yeah, okay,

(01:45:52):
wrecked into the lions den cut okay, yeah, like a
loose meat sandwich. Greek Pete that doesn't sound interesting, just
just because if it was Greek Peter maybe, but just

(01:46:14):
Greek Pete sounds like a There's.

Speaker 6 (01:46:16):
A guy in my hometown and his name is Pete
the Greek. That's what he goes by.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
I mean, I think a lot of people in you know,
South Chicago area go by names like that, Uh, super.

Speaker 4 (01:46:26):
Eight and a half, funny.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Uh auto or.

Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
Up with dead people?

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
Oh god, taxi to the toilet, I don't even know,
short bus okay, and then I'll say one more and
then locked up.

Speaker 6 (01:46:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
Yeah, that's like women's penitentiary fifteen. What you're seen again.
The sentence is if you carefully, it's like fish sticks.
Uh huh uh huh. I will never forget. I was God,
I was fucking fifteen at that time. I was doing
a newspaper round in Tonga Wa, Oklahoma, and my brother

(01:47:11):
lived in these apartments and he had some neighbors or whatever.
Eddie and Rooster those were the guys' names. And I
walk in there because we go in there and party
all the time. We go in there and we'd party whatever.
That's why I first started smoking pot. First time I
ever got I was with those two guys and I
go in there and I'm like, they're watching TV, and
I'm like, what are you guys watching? And no shit,

(01:47:32):
he looked at me and said Women's Penitentiary fifteen. Pull
up a chair, and it was. It was a fucking porn.
Just two dudes sitting around watching a porn. So bizarre. Listen,
I have watched porn with you, but only for a joke, right,
for us to laugh at something. There is no way, ever,
have not will not sit with a bunch of dudes
and watch porn together. Oh you've never done that with

(01:47:54):
your friends. No, I sit around and be like, all right,
whoever gets a boner first loses.

Speaker 4 (01:47:58):
No, it's kind of like pooping. It's a private thing.

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
Yeah, okay, I don't group And.

Speaker 6 (01:48:03):
You say it like it's a regular thing for you.

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
You know, it's happened a couple of times, you know. Yeah,
my senior year, we gathered around. It was like it
was fun, all right, boom pop this in see who
gets the boner first? But we gets the boner first loses.

Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
How many times did you lose?

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
Every time? So yeah, he's obviously so because it takes
him more to get a boner. What the part that's
weird about that argument is that you have to look
at other people's penises right while you're trying to also
watch a porn and also be restrained.

Speaker 6 (01:48:33):
You know how I know you're gay?

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Just get a yardstick. This isn't a Catholic This isn't
Catholic school. You got there? Oh yeah, no way, that's
not a thing that I'm doing. All right. So, did
you know there's a genre of like gay porn comedy films? No?

(01:48:58):
I didn't either, So I went down on this rabbit
hole within two minutes of the show almost ending, and
the list started populating, and then movies like The Birdcade
showed up, which is a gay comedy, but also it's
a gay comedy. The whole basis of the movie is
homosexuality and their child who is dating somebody heterosexual. Yeah,

(01:49:23):
but it's not a porn no, I agree, But I
can't say that of these other ones like Torch Song Trilogy,
Jeffrey In and Out is on here, which is a
really good movie. If you've ever seen it about a
teacher beautiful thing, Edge of seventeen. Gee. I have not
heard any of these movies except the Bird Game, but

(01:49:44):
I'm a cheerleader. Nine dead gay guys. WHOA, that's hilarious
eating out another gay movie. Okay, these are I didn't
know this even existed, but nonetheless, So there's that. And
then there is a list of these are real porn

(01:50:08):
movies that spoofed real movies. So the porn came first,
and then no, no, no, the real movie came first, and
then they made a porn as an example.

Speaker 4 (01:50:17):
I'm Scooby Doomy.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
Right, I've seen the Madams Family for sure, shaving Ryan's privates?

Speaker 4 (01:50:24):
Yeah, Spread legged freaks?

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
What's that? A playoff of eight legged freaks? I don't know.
On Golden Blonde, a golden bond, sex caliber okay, six
degrees of penetration, Edward penis hands. That has to be hilarious.

(01:50:51):
Not as funny as foreskin Gump, the Bear Winch Project, okay,
Romancing the Bone, Goodwill humping okay, Willie Winker in the
Fudge packing Factory, Rambone all right, Dawson's Crack, Oh, poor

(01:51:17):
James Van, I know Pulp Friction okay, Forrest hump, White
Men can't humph. Playmate of the Apes okay, Poke my Hauntess,
that's funny. Schindler's Fist, Oh god, all of you will

(01:51:40):
get it this time. Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone,
The Wizard of Oz, the Firm. Oh good. You didn't
have to change that one at all. Uh yeah. So
there's those, and these are movies. I did all this

(01:52:00):
within like us ending that segment during the commercial break
to us coming back. I found all this stuff. Mainstream
movie titles that could easily work as gay titles. Okay,
Deep Impact, oh for sure, Daddy's Home two, Yeah, Toy
Story okay, yeah, Home Alone, Straight out of Compton, Yeah,

(01:52:22):
The Midnight Meat Train okay, Pacific Rim okay, Lord of
the Rings blow yep, Enter the Dragon, oh yeah, Gold
Member okay, Easy Rider, Yeah, twelve, Angry Men, Unbreakable, The

(01:52:45):
Blob Step Brothers, oh god, Dirty Harry, Sure, and Dirty
Harry thirteen going on thirty. That's awful, Driving Miss Daisy
inside Llewellyn Davis. H it's a great movie if you've

(01:53:05):
ever seen it. All those isn't that crazy? So that's
that there's that. But then there's this thing that I
told Lindsay about, and this headline is amazing. The Federal
Health Department has now endorsed at home pap smeared. Excuse me,
I'll read the story to you. For those who don't know,

(01:53:27):
a pap smear is a highly invasive process that women
have to go through to have their cervix tested. And
the way it works is they put a device inside
the vagina and scrape the cervix.

Speaker 4 (01:53:41):
Ye, scrape it.

Speaker 5 (01:53:43):
Yeah, it is insanely painful. No, it's not insanely painful,
it's not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
What is what is?

Speaker 6 (01:53:50):
So the painful part is the clamp that they put forceips.

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
Yeah, when they spreads you wide open.

Speaker 6 (01:53:58):
It's it's kind of like when you when you put
a what do they use to put your car up
to change a tire?

Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
A jack jack.

Speaker 6 (01:54:08):
That's what it feels like.

Speaker 4 (01:54:09):
Like they're got a lot of jacks on you.

Speaker 6 (01:54:11):
Now they're just like jacking open your vagina.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
That's what That's what it feels like.

Speaker 5 (01:54:16):
Those clamps and they're cold and they're uncomfortable and it
makes you cramp.

Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
Yeah, well, less you get the warmer so question, you say,
it's not that bad. I have no idea. I can't
even relate to it in one not even the foreship part.

Speaker 1 (01:54:29):
Reason number sixty three one glad I'm a gay. Right,
he didn't need to apple do. But my question because
you said it's not that bad. So the first time
you ever had to have one, it ended you went,
not that bad.

Speaker 5 (01:54:41):
It's just invasive, and you're you're just uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
Yeah, I can't imagine it's great, right, But to hear
you denounce it as it's not that bad, it feels crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:54:50):
It doesn't hurt, it's not painful.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
I wonder, like, got to that point a man came
up with that idea one hundred percent. There's no listen,
go down the rabbit hole of things women have to
go through at a gynocologist that are completely unnecessary, like
all of it. Not saying there aren't some things that
are necessary, but to have to go through it constantly,
it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:55:11):
But the fact that the government is saying you can
do this at home is fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
Yeah, well, hold on, I haven't even read the story.
You don't even know the details yet. Let me read
the story. Okay, health department is endorsing at home alternative
to the PAP smear. The Health Resource and Service Administration
says a self collected vaginal sample is acceptable. The at
home kit has been found sensitive enough to detect the

(01:55:36):
presence of human papaloma virus, the primary cause of cervical cancer,
as it and is mailed back to the lab for analysis.
It's believed the self collection could be particularly helpful for
women who live in rural communities without local access to
a gynecologist. I don't necessarily see a problem with this
because then at least you're doing it yourself, you're a

(01:55:57):
little more comfortable as a to having a dock down
there with his minor fucking hat on, you know, digging
around down in there.

Speaker 6 (01:56:06):
I see what you're saying. Who's gonna fucking do it?

Speaker 4 (01:56:09):
You are going no, no, no, no, no, no, listen,
hear me out.

Speaker 1 (01:56:15):
I'm not listen. I have zero opinion on this. This
affects me, absolutely zero. But you already put a tampon
inside your vagina. I don't see what the big thing
is about putting a Q tip to get a sample.

Speaker 5 (01:56:25):
Because you're not ever gonna get up there far enough.
There's a reason why they put the clamps in you
so they can get in deep enough.

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
The reason they do the foresips is because that's the
way it's always been done.

Speaker 4 (01:56:40):
They think you have to.

Speaker 1 (01:56:41):
Scrape the cervix to get the cells to do this,
and they have created a new way to do it
where it isn't so, which you've complained about invasive. Remember
COVID tests really shoved that cotton swap so far aput.
You know, that's the only thing I can think of exactly.
But at the same time, you could COVID test that

(01:57:03):
your house. You just have to shove that sit right
up your nose.

Speaker 6 (01:57:06):
No one does that? Who does that?

Speaker 5 (01:57:07):
I mean we did it when we had to go
to town like that was a thing, But did you
do it far enough up like the doctors are doing now?

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
See this as classic fucking woman. It's invasive. And then
someone comes tries to come over with a better idea
and you're like, well fuck that, that's dumb too.

Speaker 4 (01:57:22):
And you're like, well, fine, where do you want to
go to eat?

Speaker 1 (01:57:26):
For? Fox says the point? So who would you rather?
Would you rather the doctor? Would you have your man
help you do it? I think personally, at least me,
if I was getting my PAP smeared, I would have
my partner do it for me.

Speaker 6 (01:57:39):
No, because I want it done right.

Speaker 1 (01:57:41):
Yeah, again, here they have instructions. Again you're going to
what you know, right, which is the cervical scrape. And
that's not saying what this is. This is saying that
a sample from the vagina is acceptable, so you don't
have to go so deep in right, that's you made
that assumption a little bit je badge. Okay, see that's

(01:58:02):
not that bad.

Speaker 6 (01:58:03):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:58:03):
So then you send it in and it's like it's clear.
And then what happens when a year or two down
the road you're diagnosed with cervical cancer. It's like, well,
wait a minute, I did the at home test.

Speaker 4 (01:58:14):
Come on, you're smarter than insurance.

Speaker 5 (01:58:16):
And then your insurance says, well, because diagnosed by your doctor,
lindsay perform you're smarter than this, get it at home.

Speaker 6 (01:58:21):
We're not going to cover your act.

Speaker 1 (01:58:23):
You're smarter than this. You know that when you do
the test. You're only clear when they do the test, right, Okay,
there's all that time that.

Speaker 6 (01:58:31):
Passes because no, you only have to do a test
every four years.

Speaker 7 (01:58:35):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:58:35):
So in three years, you can develop it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
Right. Yeah, right, that's what I'm saying. So it doesn't
matter whether it's the you do it at home or
the doctor doesn't. It is this.

Speaker 4 (01:58:44):
The time goes by, it can develop, it doesn't negate
the test.

Speaker 6 (01:58:49):
I'm just not going to trust an at home test.

Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
Do you make a whole day for that sort of thing,
get your fucking PAP smeared and your license renewed since
it's every four years. No, just be like I could
get it all done at once. That makes sense, dude,
I am. I have zero opinion on a woman should
do with what a woman should do with her vagina.
It is fucking insane. It is insane. And when you
go to the fact that they have to go and

(01:59:13):
most doctors that are gynecologists are men, just fox with
my head so much.

Speaker 6 (01:59:17):
Yeah, I would rather go to a male.

Speaker 1 (01:59:19):
Fine, that's fine, because a woman's going to hold you accountable.

Speaker 6 (01:59:22):
No, because a woman isn't. They're not as sensitive.

Speaker 5 (01:59:25):
I've been a couple of female gynecologists that I have
been to have just been bitchy.

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
They have not been sensitive, right because they go through
it too. And that's my point.

Speaker 4 (01:59:36):
A man can't relate.

Speaker 6 (01:59:37):
To it at all, true, and that's what makes them
more sensitive.

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
Again, I have no idea. I've never been to a gynocologist.
I'm friends with a gynecologist, but I've never been to
a gynocologist and had an exam by one.

Speaker 4 (01:59:52):
I've been in the room while my wife has one.

Speaker 5 (01:59:55):
Yeah, but it is not I mean, the last female
gynecologis just that I went to told me that two
periods that I was having a month was normal, regular periods,
two of them a month was normal. And then I
got a second opinion, and the male gynecologist said that's

(02:00:16):
not normal.

Speaker 4 (02:00:16):
So was he more sensitive because he told you what
you wanted to hear?

Speaker 1 (02:00:23):
I don't know, Because it is it is mathematically possible
to have two periods in a month, but it's not healthy.
I don't know that you only say that because this
other gynecologist told you that. I mean, because you already
didn't think it was okay. I'm not saying you're wrong,
I'm saying you already thought it wasn't okay. People do
this all the time with medical They go find a
doctor that tells them what they want to hear.

Speaker 5 (02:00:45):
Maybe I just I mean, I didn't know any anyone
else that was having two periods a month.

Speaker 4 (02:00:51):
You guys talk about it that much?

Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
Yeah, we do, so weird. Men don't talk about how
many directions they get.

Speaker 4 (02:00:57):
How many times have I told you any problem I'm
having with my dick?

Speaker 5 (02:01:00):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:01:01):
None? Speaking of new Yeah, yeah, I've got great news.
I'm fucking jizz free. What results? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:01:09):
Right, only only now, only since the test results.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
When I came in this morning and I and I
uh and I opened up my emails and they're like, hey,
we got your results. I'm like, oh God, am I
gonna have to take this motherfucker again? Because I sent
it in over the holidays. I was like, they're gonna
make me a cup again. This is like the fucking
sixth time I've had to do this, Right, I am
tired of jigs and the cups and they come back.
We've got zero sperms and your jizz f relief. Yeah

(02:01:35):
a lot, Yeah, a lot. You've done a lot of
things I'm proud of. But that I'm very proud of
for you doing much. You you don't need no fucking surprises.
Not that you couldn't still get one that you don't
know about, but the truth Yeah, it really brings the
chances down quite a bit, so.

Speaker 4 (02:01:53):
It can happen.

Speaker 1 (02:01:55):
Yeah, that's you. Men are never absolved from that. No, no,
that unless you've never had sex. You've only had sex
with one person, right and and even then, But if
you're with them, you know they've had you should know
most of the things they've gone through. Yeah, anyhow, didn't
mean to interrupt. I was just so excited to share
that news. That's been something I've been worried about for
the past I don't know, since fucking May. I had

(02:02:18):
my besectomy and here we are January. I'm just now
getting h to go. You've tried so hard to do
the right thing. It's impossible to Like, I'm just trying
to not have a baby. That's it. No more new
life for me, right, Yeah, well good for you. Thanks.
Uh anyway, dick problems, did you the only ones? Did you?
Uh use a styrofoam cup or just like the little

(02:02:40):
medical cup that they give you. Oh, they gave me
the whole fucking kid. It's the it's like a plastic
little fucking cup that you gotta into, then the liquid
that you pull on top that preserves it or whatever. Okay,
because clim Yeah, because you're mailing it from to fucking
San Francisco. Literally, that's where it's going, right, and give
you this.

Speaker 4 (02:03:00):
That mail delivery guy for that street is like, give I.

Speaker 1 (02:03:04):
Got to drop it off, right because they give you
the box and everything, and it's already pre labeled, and
I got to take it to fucking ups right, And
I've taken so many of them and they're like, I'm sure,
goddamn give me exactly like they're just gimpse fucking jiz
sample again. Oh god, I don't want to handle that one.
We were watching TV last night and uh a uh

(02:03:25):
A commercial came on for col rectal Mailing Exam yea,
and my daughter was like, what's that? What's that? Why
is that box talking? And I was like, oh, it's
for it's for a test that you do at home
and then mail it in. She's like a test for what.
And I'm like, well, it's for colon cancer. She's like,

(02:03:45):
what's colon cancer? I was like, well, you know what
cancer is? Yes, So you're calling eat food. It goes
to your stomach through your testines and then when you
poop it out, it comes out. You're calling. She's like, okay,
I go. You ready to find out how they determine
whether you have colon cancer via a box. She's like,
all right, I go, you poop in a box and

(02:04:06):
mail it. She could not stop laughing.

Speaker 4 (02:04:10):
I'm sure I'm gonna get.

Speaker 1 (02:04:11):
A call today that on the playground, she's telling all
the kids that you poop in a box and mail it, right,
or she got caught shitting in a box. Yeah, she
ain't that kid. She's not old enough yet.

Speaker 4 (02:04:21):
No, she ain't that kid, but that and she's right,
it is so funny we mail that stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:04:26):
This bizarre. My brother had to do that for his
little exam or whatnot before he got his Colonoscoby. I
had to do it. I'm like, that is so funny.
And the same thing shitting and you're not shitting the
whole fucking turd. You're like, you just gotta scrape up
just a little bit, and yeah, fuck all that, you're
taking this whole fucking log.

Speaker 4 (02:04:43):
Yeah I had to.

Speaker 1 (02:04:44):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:04:44):
Mine wasn't a box. Mine was uh.

Speaker 1 (02:04:46):
I had to put this like apron over the toilet
and then they gave me like a really poorly made
Q tip, right, and then I had to grab a
sample and it in a tube and then I mailed
the tube into like a special Why not just take
the poorly made Q tip, shove it up your ass,

(02:05:07):
whirl it around a few times, and then send off
the Q tip like that. I don't know, I've never,
I've only I've only. No, it's not a good point.

Speaker 6 (02:05:17):
Why is it not?

Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
Why is it not as opposed to shooting on a
fucking apron and then wiping it up. You just take
the Q tips, shove it up your ass, whirl it
around a little bit, and say there you go. There's
no heaven.

Speaker 6 (02:05:28):
That's how they do it for dogs. They take it
steel sample for dogs.

Speaker 1 (02:05:32):
Yeah. So just because you two are fucking con used
to having but something in your asshole, it is a
sensitive area that is very delicate.

Speaker 4 (02:05:43):
It's a Q tip, and so it's not a man's
can damage your ear, can damage your ear.

Speaker 1 (02:05:51):
It's not your butthole. It is more your buttthole, the
six skin around. That's why certain things that you do
sexually are so enjoyable for people. Is it such a
sensitive area? Uh huh? But yet the doctor can go
in put a fucking glove on jelly that motherfucker up.

Speaker 4 (02:06:06):
And he's had training.

Speaker 1 (02:06:08):
You've had zero just because you watch some goddamn skin
of QR code and watch how to collect it. But
it's a YouTube video for everything of a box.

Speaker 6 (02:06:16):
Next time we're getting that exam, go hey, guin, you
pull some out.

Speaker 4 (02:06:23):
I didn't find it to be that big of a deal.

Speaker 1 (02:06:25):
I was like, this is nothing.

Speaker 4 (02:06:25):
I asked my wife. She would help me.

Speaker 1 (02:06:27):
She told me to get bent. Yeah. Well, no, no,
I'm not helping you. Would you help her? Uh yeah, yeah,
I get a ship's.

Speaker 6 (02:06:35):
You would give a ship.

Speaker 1 (02:06:37):
He's taking a ship. There's not much for my kids
or my wife that I would do. There's like my wife,
she doesn't do vomit, right. I uh. A while back,
I stubbed my toe and pulled my pinky nail off.
Now yeah, on my toe, pulled it right off, like
was on the ground like I thought I was having
a heart attack, but it was just my toenails missing
and there was a lot of blood. And my wife's like,

(02:06:59):
are you okay. I'm like, don't come over here, don't
come over here. She can't handle oh no, no no.

Speaker 4 (02:07:05):
So I had to ask my nine year old daughter,
and she was like I can't look. I'm like okay.
I then had to get my seven year old daughter.

Speaker 1 (02:07:16):
And it was like, is my toenail because I couldn't
see it right because I was like my fat belly.
I couldn't see it.

Speaker 4 (02:07:22):
So I was like, is it there? And she's like no.

Speaker 1 (02:07:26):
I was like, okay, well help me find it. Oh great,
because I can't have my wife find it just cleaning
one day, Hey found your toenail. Yeah, And so like
for the next few days, I was changing the label
on it or the band aid on it, and I'm like,
can you look and see is it getting infected?

Speaker 4 (02:07:42):
And my wife was like fuck you. I was like,
oh good, I'm glad I'm married.

Speaker 1 (02:07:47):
Mom, Mommy, please.

Speaker 4 (02:07:50):
She was like, take your ass to urgent care all right.
But there's no why.

Speaker 1 (02:07:55):
I don't think there's anything that that's fred that would
bother me to do for you.

Speaker 4 (02:07:59):
It's just I just have a high tolerance for that stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:08:01):
Yeah. I don't know, man, Julie, with raw shit, I
could I can handle the vomit. You know, I'll clean
up your bar for a little bit. But if you're
wanting me to hold your fucking rotter in my hand,
while scraping it. I think I'm good.

Speaker 4 (02:08:14):
I treat it like food you've never had. It just
takes a second, just do it right.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
Like we went to uh, Mexico and went to a
sushi place and they served me like this fish marrow
thing in the skull of a fish. It was fucking weird, man,
and my wife was like, I ain't get that shit
away from me. And I was like, gave the other
one to the neighbor guy sit next to him like
cheers and went.

Speaker 4 (02:08:38):
Yeah, And I was like, fuck good.

Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
And the guy laughed at me because he could didn't
speak English. He was like, aha, he probably didn't mean
for me to fucking eat it. He just said it
there and let me just be a stupid American. Yeah,
but I think that's the same thing about vomit or
poop or whatever. You're just like it, just take a second. Yeah,
you're not wrong. But if I can get away with
not dealing with it, I will. And I am extremely

(02:09:03):
calm and chaotic situations like that. My wife is, well,
I can say this a fucking lunatic. She's the one
running around screaming with her hands in the air. Technology
and that kind of shit. She cannot get everything else
in life. She's calm as be, but those two things.
M m yeah. Meanwhile, technology, I'm super calm and chaotic stuff.

(02:09:27):
I'm super calm and I can see through everything. All right, Well,
next time I need somebody to scrape my shit sample,
I'm coming to you. Then, my sister in law sends
me crazy gross videos because I'm like, yeah, that's fun.
And I know people in first responders and they send
me videos. I'm like, ah, you want to see this,
and I was like, get them. I don't want to
see that. So at homes pap smears, so you get

(02:09:50):
a call for an endorsement, They're like, hey, we need
a female to do an endorsement for.

Speaker 4 (02:09:54):
At Home pap smears. You're out. Yeah, I'm really gonna
turn away the money.

Speaker 1 (02:09:58):
Huh yeah, I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (02:10:02):
I'll do it at home.

Speaker 1 (02:10:03):
Listen, ladies are a vagina, right, says the person who
can't put a cue tip on their pussy. Alright, all right,
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