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Speaker 4 (04:17):
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no you really. Can't.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah what is the movie off the video game that's
ON hbo With Pedro pascal that we talked about all the?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Time last Of? Us last Of? Us GREAT tv show
if you haven't seen, him by the, way is that
coming back anytime?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Soon?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
No not UNTIL i think twenty. Seven.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah like when my kids are in. COLLEGE i found
a website where you can put in A tv. Show
of us is what we're talking, About and you put
in THE tv show and then it shows you by
graph whether the episodes are good or.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Not oh, wow, Okay so green is obvious opinion reviews and.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Ratings, okay and so there's green and, yellow there's, red
and so For last Of Us season, one they're pretty
much all.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Green, right it was a solid season.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Introductory, yeah dark green means really good one, yellow orange is, like,
eh yellow is like an not Good red's bad, Obviously,
okay season two only two greens out of seven. Episodes
it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Good, now that's how we felt about. That season, two it.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Was it wasn't good at.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
All so again subjective, whatever, right but putting in we're side,
questing but putting in shows where you can when we,
like oh, man that's a really good. Show, whatever we
can put it in here and see what the consensus.
Is doesn't mean that's you're, wrong it just. Right but
it's just a way to kind of get a good

(06:03):
glimpse of a. Show as an, Example, LANDMAN i am
trying to limp through this, show, right it's not.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Your, bag. MAN i have enjoyed both seasons so. Far
BUT i like that sort of. Thing it's.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
OKAY i really Like Billy Bob thornton's character and the
span of his character where he's kind of like this
badass mafia kind of guy and then he's also like
a really nice, person, Right SO i like that. Part,
obviously his wife ex wife is an interesting, character but

(06:39):
overall it's pretty, dumb, RIGHT i just think it's a
pretty dumb. Show the stupidest thing about this SEASON i
think is they've Got Samuel. Elliott oh, god We bernie's,
yeah pretty. Much he's Playing Billy Bob thornton's. Dad and
what cracks me up Is Samuel elliott in the. Show
he's like eighties, right which he's only ten years older

(07:03):
Than Billy Bob thornton actually in real.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Life And i'm, like this makes no sense at.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
All yeah he is. HE i think he's. Awesome he's
in great. MOVIES i love every character he. Plays but, oh,
bro just do. Voiceovers, yeah he's doing. Frail somebody put
him on a.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
LIST i feel like on a windy day it may.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Not and there's so much oil rig porn on Lamb you're, like, yeah,
got That's Taylor sheridan's. Things Oh Man, Yler, yeah with A,
yellowstone Land, man all of. Them it's just let's squeeze
as much out of this as we. Can so anyway
you can pull up Land man because LIKE i, Said
i'm just. Right well you can see by the graft

(07:46):
season two is not. Good the consensus. Right another one
we talk About The Walking dead and that SHOW i
feel like has fallen off of a Cliff.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Well, yeah after like ten seasons and, team you, know spent.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
OFFS i think it fell off a cliff pretty, fast
and so it's gonna be a little hard to. See
but this is the first eight seasons pretty. SOLID a
lot of, green looks like it's going to be fifty to.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Fifty looks like you're Playing bingo at The, cape you know.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
What it looks. Like it looks like you're playing That
New York times word guessing.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Game yeah, yeah wordle.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Wordle, right but then you go season eight through, eleven
a lot of yellows and. Reds that doesn't make, me,
right it just it consensus is it isn't.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Good what's to say About game Of.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Thrones game Of thrones will be a good one to
see because that one people thought stayed top of game
the whole. Time, Right, Yeah and you can pretty much,
see oh, wow blues are really, really really. Good only
the last season was, yellow, red and. PURPLE i not,
good but it's pretty much one. EPISODE ill love this

(09:01):
so a SHOW i think was the best show ON
tv last. YEAR i was going to ask The, pit
which was ON usa over the. HOLIDAY i think it
was where anybody could watch it this and it's only
been on one, season but you can see it's all,
greens like good show and you can do it By john,

(09:22):
anyway it's Called the website is series graft dot.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Com apparently they have a. App they don't pay.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Me this is not a. Commercial this was not WHAT
i planned on talking. About, yeah it's just one of
those things you're, like that's. Fun AND i stumbled upon
it because somebody On twitter x Showed house and there's
one in The it's all green except in the middle
of the series there's two. REDS i wonder which episodes those.

(09:49):
Were that's the whole point of the, post right of what?
Happened spoiler it's season five the. Finale house is in
a car bus accident with his buddy's girlfriend and she
dies and how And house lives but has to have
almost dies comes back and now his friend blames him

(10:11):
and their their friendship is in he for anybody that
knows that, show that show is about them, Too and wasn't.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
It yeah it was the other. Doctor his buddy is
the other doctor right at the on. Colleges, yeah the
guy who tolerated. Him, yeah, right.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Exactly it was a great. SERIES i enjoyed. IT i
still love. It WHEN i.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Fly that's WHAT i watch because it's always. On they
always have an episode to. Watch but, anyway that's HOW
i stumbled upon. It series graft dot.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Com so some group OF tv SHOWS i WATCH i
want to, See.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well, yeah because there's some ridiculous shows ON. Tv there
is A tv show On hulu about a convenience store
And Deli, boys and it is a show where These
indian dot Not feather. Immigrants their dad owns a some

(11:05):
delies convenience stores IN i think The New york. Area
unbeknownst to him, them he is a drug lord and
now they have to take. Over but they've always just
kind of, ridden you, know the dad's coattails for whatever,
reason thinking, that, ah we'll always have, This dad will

(11:28):
always take care of this for.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
US i think it's a pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
SHOW i wouldn't say it's gonna win An emmy or An,
oscar but it's a pretty entertaining, show some good.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Comedy and so the dad, dies they have to take.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Over they're trying to be, mafia but they have no work, ethic,
Right it's really. Silly the aunt is a, badass right
who she's also involved in it and has to be
like you guys got to step up.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Right they have to have meetings with like drug. Lords
it's really.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Funny but, ANYWAY i think it's pretty good, show all,
yellow mediocre at. Best there is another, Show oh The,
boys we talk about that's got a bunch of green
but also some yellow at the, end type in quantum,
leap because you know HOW i feel about oh, yeah

(12:17):
ninety percent yellow all over the.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Board yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah we hold shows in pretty high. Regard and then you're,
like oh, YEAH i Guess i'm the only. One, yeah
but if you like, it you like.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
It who?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Cares it's even though This Deli boys is, yellow it's
still a seven out of.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Ten that ain't. Bad it's a c man for me
that's coming into. College it's. Fine it. Works but the
going through your shows and critiquing, Them i'm.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Sorry i'm sidetracked by the name of the show THAT
i love On APPLE tv.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
About THE i. Five oh, yeah you've talked about, That Slow, horses.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
And it is a show about the guys who fall
out of the being able to BE i, five which
is THE cia in THE, uk and it. Is it's
got a really great. Actor Gary oldman plays the lead
and he's. Fantastic it might be his best role he's ever.

(13:27):
DONE i think he's so good in. It for those
who know Who Gary oldman Is Fifth, element the evil
guy In Fifth element Is Gary, oldman amongst other great.
Roles oh, yeah he's been a, lot AND i think
the show is pretty. Good it's been on five seasons
and they do six episodes every time every, season and

(13:49):
you can see by the series graph there's only a
few compared to how many episodes that are even. Yellow
the rest of all green. Solid what was That netflix?
Series he's The korean One Qui. Games, yeah, right that's
a good one, too because we talked about how the
first one was pretty, good in the second one was
man and now there's a. Third didn't even, Know, NO

(14:12):
i needed to, die didn't even know there's a. Third
apparently there's a reason why if you look at the. Graph,
yeah it season two is all yellow so dark, green,
awesome regular, green, great, yellow, good, orange, regular, red, bad.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Purple. Garbage, wow that's.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Awesome, YEAH i kind of would LOVE i want to
see just. Garbage show me some garbage. Shows let me
know What i'm watching that's garbage.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Put in Like Real. Housewives Maybe atlanta Or Real.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Housewives Of Beverly. Hills SO i put in below deck
BECAUSE i like that show a. Lot holy, cow is
it not good?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Anymore? Apparently but this Is Real. Housewives, obviously it's been
on a.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Bunch it's pretty much good or regular with a couple
spotted greens and a couple spotted reds.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
As In Bad.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Gimby what's the show that you like to watch With
Monica geller but she's Older Cougar, cougartown.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Right, FUN i haven't watched that, show and that damn
One BRIDGE i know AND i own. It i'm just
SAYING I i have not watched that in a damn long.
Time pretty much yellows some spotted greens in. There, yeah,
well what about The hot In?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Cleveland that was another one THAT i was watching at
the same, time and this was on at three o'clock
in the. Morning, whatever, DEFENSE i mean that one's better Than. Cougartown, yeah,
YEAH i mean it's mid all the way around for
the most. Part THAT'S i think the best part about
this is, like especially with your when you're with friends
and you're, like what's that show you? Like because they're
always trying to get you to watch it, right and

(16:00):
you can look at it and be, like you don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Anything i'm just gonna go ahead and stay away from that. One.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah and then also to put in shows that you
think or they would tell you is really good would
be fun to go through as, well especially sometimes when
you're sitting at the bar having some. BEERS i think
it's fun to go down that rabbit hole of just
looking up shows that people say are pretty.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Good what rating do they? Give? Shrinking?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Shrinking that is also a show On APPLE tv that's
Got Harrison.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Ford and.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Is his Name Jason, Sure, YEAH i don't remember his,
name but it's pretty it's PRETTY i think it's pretty.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Funny it's pretty much. GREEN a couple of yellows in.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
There MICHAEL. J fox is going to be on the third.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Season, yes, yes Because Harrison ford Has Parkinson's, yeah so
they can. Relate huh uh huh. Exactly i'm pretty sure
we heard his speaking.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Line they're both just sitting well shaking each. Other Harrison
ford's starting to and his character Is MICHAEL. J fox
for sure Is. Oh. YEAH i put in The simpsons
BECAUSE i was interested what it would show for something
that's been on that, long and all the way up
until season, nine it was pretty much. Green after season,
nine nothing but and.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Oranges, yeah that's. Fun that's a fun little laugh.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
THERE i thought so.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Too for, me it.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Was it just kind of puts that conversation to the
to like when people are, like oh it's, good.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
And you're, like, eah oh big bang. Theory oh.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Fun that one seems like up until season five everything
was all. Right after the season five it just kind
of it's spotty but mostly.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yellow oh, yeah you can see it.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
FADED i think that makes, sense, okay If i'm being,
honest BECAUSE i think the first couple seasons are always
easy to establish because there's nothing to compare it, to
and then as time goes, by you're, like, hey it's they're.
OLDER i mean, twelve they age twelve.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Years at some.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Point you have to, go, guys get it. Together, YEAH
i know they got married or whatever on, IT i,
think but overall you're.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Like, okay, family guys rated as a Third really, again
it's not it's.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Subjective you have to take it with a grain of.
Salt if you love your stupid, show love your stupid.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Show who?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Cares severance is another one people talk about as being
like this great, show not that the first season was
pretty good and it fell, off and this shows that
the first season wasn't nearly as good as the second. Season,
oh it's got one bad episode in there on that second,
SEASON i can.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
See.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, no blue is absolute light, blue absolute. Cinema oh
the best of the.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Best.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah South park has been pretty consistent throughout the. Years,
okay it's pretty much green all the way. Around there's
some spotty yellows in there in the, first second season
and a few in the, last but for the most,
part it's. Solid what's THAT tv show you always say
is really good that is better than a lot of
things ON Hbo and you've tried to get me to

(19:16):
watch a couple of times and it's kind of. Suspenseful
what are you talking about? It welcome To NO i looked.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Up welcome To. Deary it's it's.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Massive oh, yeah, Yeah i'm just it's not it's not my.
Thing But linda's got a show it's like ON abc
OR cbs that you talk. About just name some of
these shows that you.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Like all her, fault it's all her.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Fault is that a show that's a big deal for.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
You, yeah it was On.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Peacock, okay it's all her.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Fault it's not even listed. Here that's so awesome Because
peacock no one.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Watches was it The Hunting?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Club, yeah so Not peacock or anything like. That it's,
okay The Hunting. CLUB i have heard people talk about,
this BUT i don't know anything about.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
It who's in? It The Hunting?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
CLUB i have no idea who's in.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
It but, listen it says no show is. Fun i'm
going to ask you this. Again you have shows you
like a. Lot what are those?

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Shows?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Traders traders not like.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Real not Like joe like trader like.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
You you want to give a trader t r A i.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Right like you want to get you're a. Trader you
went against? Me, yes, Yeah greate tours not, Traders that's
WHAT i, Said Like, Joe, yeah, yeah it wasn't a reality.
Show it's some show that you've mentioned that WE i
clearly didn't remember. Either all, right we got to take a.
Break we got tickets to See Bert. Chrischer that show

(20:59):
is On january twenty fourth at The Tulsa. Theater we're
can see What lindsay wants to talk. About we got
our top five. Songs we'll take a break and we'll be.

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From The Big Man Morning. Show in ninety seventy, Five.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Baston police officer on leave after being charged with felony.
Strangulation here this police officer is on paid leave after
being charged with strangling his. Girlfriend Ricardo, alexandre a ten
year vet of the, apartment pleaded not guilty to felony

(21:53):
strangulation and misdemeanor assault and battery on a household member
at his arraignment In Dedham District. Court the forty four
year old was released on his own recognance and is
due back in court On february. Tenth his lawyer says
That ricardo denies the allegations. Entirely the State's Peace Officer

(22:17):
standards And Training commissions suspended his law enforcement, certification as
required by law when an officer is charged with a.
Felony ricardo earned more than three hundred and twenty thousand
dollars in twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
FOUR i mean police officers are people. Too, yeah they're
capable of Domestic do you.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Think he should be suspended with pay or without? Pay?
WITHOUT i feel it should be. Without it depends on
the arrangement with the. UNION i think it should be
with pay while they. Investigate, okay, right you shouldn't just
be guilty and then right while they do the investigation
and then go there now found guilty in a court

(23:03):
of law and all, that that's a different. Story but
right now he's just, charged right, yeah, right so there's
there's right, now it's there's no there's no, certainty. Okay
so that's WHY i think it should be with. PAY
i guess that kind of makes sense while they figure everything.
Out once they're like the evidence is, clear then, yeah
they're gonna.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Be, like, yo you gotta go. Man, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Definitely man accused of hiding gun under his fake boobs
while wearing a red.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Thong we did best and worst, Yesterday.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Conreer, yeah so this comes out Of, florida where a
thirty nine year old guy Named Matthew. Zacharino he was
found sitting in his car at a construction, site all,
right and when the police pulled, up they saw that
he was wearing a red lace bra with some fake.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Boobs. Yeah, well his partner got a. Promotion.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Absolutely, also he's wearing a red thong and when they look,
down his balls were hanging. Out, well of course have
you ever have? You let, mean you don't even want
to know the trouble it takes to keep him put in?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
There ain't that the? Truth?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Eh?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
SO i MEAN i hear they ask, him what are
you doing in? Here he said that he was on
his way to a costume, party and when they asked
him where the party, was that's when he just stopped. Talking,
Okay so they pull him out of the, car balls and,
everything and search him and that's where they found the
gun underneath his fake of. Boobies how they went ahead

(24:25):
and arrested him for armed trespassing with a, firearm loitering or,
prowling and resisting an officer without. VIOLENCE i, mean If
i'm gonna wear, Panties i'm picking.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Red, yeah that's sexy collar red or, black one of the,
two but.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Not THAT i. Do but if you're going to no
point of view as a man wearing panties would be
that you want to feel.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Sexy, yeah they can have man thongs which you can,
get not the. SAME i sure.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
That's jingle balls showing you know.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Who doesn't love.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Lycras if you're going to, Listen if you want to
wear red bra and red, thong why just? That why
not HAVE i don't, know maybe a pair of jeans
on or, something regular. Clothes it's like open carry.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
BECAUSE i can no because you want to show off
you're wearing, one, right? Right who puts one on for just? Themselves?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Right woman scammed out of fourteen thousand dollars over a.
Puppy an Elderly nebraska woman is out fourteen thousand dollars
after she tried to buy a puppy On facebook. Marketplace

(25:53):
The sheriff's office TELLS tv. Station the seventy eight year
old woman thought she was purchased a pug for five
hundred dollars from a. Man, however the supposed seller began
demanding additional, fees which the victim paid via gift cards
and Bitcoind the woman never received or even saw The

(26:14):
Puppy authority say anyone wanting to buy a dog online
should make sure they see the animal in person, first
not just an.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Animal any item you buy. Online.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
EVER i was thinking the other day About, amazon like
we just hand over money To, Amazon, yes but with
just an, email.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
But that we trust. Completely there's some kind of legitimacy.
THERE i get what you're.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Saying but On, facebook which it's just it's the, same
pretty much the same.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Thing it's just an interface that scam. City.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
YEAH i think it's because it's per people that are
selling it on Face book and not like the corporation Of, amazon,
which by the, way over the, holiday driving around For
uber trying to make some extra, CASH i didn't know
how Many amazon facilities we.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
HAD i thought it was just.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
One and there's like at least three THAT i had
to take people to mm drop them off for work or.
Whatever one a broken, arrow and then two out there
off of one sixty nine out north one by the.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Airport.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
YEAH i was, like, WOW i did not know BECAUSE
i started taking one guy to the one THAT i,
knew and he's, like hey, MAN i gotta go to this.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
One it's behind. Us oh my. Bad let me turn
around real. Quick.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Uh amazon is just like they're just the. Storefront sometimes
they handle the, shipping sometimes they, don't, Right, yeah sometimes
it's fat extra yeah. Whatever, well, no it's up to
the person that owns the, storefront right or a third party.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Seller LIKE i ordered something for one of the kids For. Christmas,
uh and it was supposed to be there before and
it didn't come until well then it kept. Saying the
third party seller was, like uh, up it's not going
to be here in until the twenty. Ninth it ended
up coming the day Before, christmas thank. Goodness BUT i was,
like oh my, gosh wait a, MINUTE i ordered this From.

(28:08):
Amazon should have been here in two, days, Right not
so much didn't happen to.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Me, Yeah mine was coming From istanbul and got stuck
In New, jersey was the post? Customers yeah, yeah and
then it didn't get here until like a couple of
days before the new.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Year it was like Like Mary, christmas.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Right, yeah that's What i'm. Saying we just handle her
money with no. Idea BUT i don't care. WHAT i
don't like buying things On. Facebook i've Just i've only
done it. Once and NOW i made sure i'd tagged
my gun with, me, LIKE i just don't know what's,
happening like on.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Marketplace, yes so the aside from, marketplace the thing THAT
i don't like buying On. Facebook you see ads On
facebook for different companies and like jeans, whatever legit Companies,
Facebook you, think, right but then when you buy, them

(29:05):
you are signed up for a subscription and you are
getting charged every.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Month, yeah but you gotta read the small.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Print yeah, yeah not everyone does.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
That nobody. Does are we talking about? You what do?
You what do you get subscribed?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
To?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Uh clogs shoe the shoe? Company hold? On like hold
on advertising On?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Facebook you accidentally subscribed to a clog? Service, yeah like,
clogs like, shoes clogs like chef shoes or.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Crocs my kid wanted a pair Of, no, no, no
just a yes or?

Speaker 4 (29:51):
NOT i will do for.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Now.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Yes do you have a lot Of danish days in your?
House break out your wooden, shoes, Kids It's Danish.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Day that's what. Happened he ordered these sandals From we
saw the advertisement for them On, facebook and when we got,
them they were not at all what what they look
what they looked like? Online wrong, size wrong, Style go

(30:21):
to send them back can't find any information to send.
Back and then a month goes by And i'm getting
charged the same price on my credit. Card i'm, like
what the? HECK i get an email it's, like, hey
welcome to your monthly subscription To. Clogs, yes, Sure and
SO i call my. Bank i'm, like, hey, sure.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
What are these so special about these that you wanted
these rather than just get the ones that Like walmart
or At.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Crocs, yeah a store dedicated to, it many, choices so.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
He.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Wanted and THEN i, SAID i have bought you so
many pairs Of, crocs and his foot just keeps growing
and growing and, growing AND i was, like well these are.
Mom these were only thirty bucks rather than you, know
the forty nine dollars now four, Crocs and so he
was trying to save me.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Money that's awfully fucking and getting these lies and didn't see,
yeah actually cost you.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
More, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
HUH i did not Have clog subscription on my twenty
twenty SIX Bmms bingo.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Cars, yeah you continue to surprise, me even though it
feels LIKE i should have known better on.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
That to. Come all, right we gotta take a, break
we'll be. Back good, Morning Lindsay good Morning.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
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Speaker 4 (32:00):
Good, Morning, Gimpie, I'll good Morning.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
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Speaker 4 (32:14):
Loahoma all, right let's see What lindsay's. Got that's not
the right. BUTTON i don't want hit that out. THERE
i Go.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Lindsy, Linsen, linsen l And, Dscy, Lindsey, Lindsay lindsey N Dsdy.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Menncy can you fill? That so twenty twenty five was
a big year for both men and women hitting up
the emergency room with items stuck in places they shouldn't be.
Stuck SO i have, butts penis or. Vadge i'm gonna

(33:01):
give you ITEMS i got. You i'm going to give
you items and you tell me whether these items are
were stuck in the butt penis or? Vage simple? Enough? Right?

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Yeah all?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Right we start with an. Egg an?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
EGG i feel an eggs too big to go into the.
Penis this feels like rear end all. DAY i am
going to say the vadge.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Corbon would be. Correct the egg was stuck in someone's.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Butt like a? Wrog was it hard?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Boiled it doesn't say well those plastic easter eggs faberge
maybe H i feel like.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
One of the easter eggs would be it would that
would be in like two.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Pieces that depends on how stress the person.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Is right, NEXT i have an allan. Wrench oh that's
in the?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Penis?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Oh all?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Day, yeah at least to a. Point, yeah it was
in the.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Penis mm. Hmm how about a detergent pod like a tide?
Pod like a tide. Pod, YES i don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
WHY i feel like one spot is better than the
other for a detergent. POD i think we can eliminate
penis for, Sure BUT i feel like of the two
remaining one IS i feel more, like uh okay with
because it's already really. Dirty, YEAH i, mean if you're

(34:43):
gonna get something, clean why not you get.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Tied, YEAH i get stands on cold.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Water. Right, UH i don't want to say, it But
i'm gonna say. Vage i'm gonna agree With corbin on that.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
One very.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Good it was the.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Bagh that sounds. Horrible you are just messing with your
right sounds like a?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Burn, yes how about not?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Immediately, no didn't taken time to?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Dissolve how?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
LONG i don't know the temperature it takes for those
pods to, dissolve right? Right, well you said cold, water you,
know so it has to be you, know what's sixty
more of a laundry. Joke but, yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
A, Sandal, well we know a goal did some with a.
Converse So i'm gonna say. PENIS i Know i'm. Wrong
i'm gonna say the.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Vadge but penis or, VADGE a sandal was lodged in the.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Butt everybody's got.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
GOALS a vape pen h.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
That's definitely in your?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Butt, well hold, on are we talking about like the
little stick thing a? Jewel aren't we talking about the
thing that's got the nitro charger on?

Speaker 4 (36:06):
It that's a fair question to.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Ask does it specify which or it just says vape
pen just says vape Pen So, gorman if you.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Want to take the small one'll take the big. One
yeah you.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
WILL i think it's gonna be the one with the
charger on. It i'm so tainted by the stories we
read THAT i feel like either one of these is
really via any of. These this is the toughest one
we've had so. Far mm, Hmmm i'm gonna, Say, Penis
i'm gonna go with the.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Butt it was the.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Butt imagine if that, exploded.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
You don't you don't hit that? Afterwards do you like
have such of the person or?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
No, no got?

Speaker 4 (36:50):
It take a hit off the. VAPE i don't. Know it's.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Interesting lindsay was, like, oh it sounds. Dangerous that's the dangerous.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
One. Huh, okay.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
A Holiday christmas.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Ball so glad you said. THAT i was like a
whole holiday you can Take christmas and shoving up your peel.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
A holiday ball like like like.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
An Ornament christmas ornament holiday. Ball not sure if it
was the glass or the. Plastic i'm not sure this
is an ornament kind that. Shatters i'm not sure this
is an ornament because it would say.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Ornament, okay so you think like maybe a snow globe
sort of, thing or MAYBE i think you figure it
would say snow globe if that's the, case or holiday.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Globe, exactly but that's what it would, say. Ornament this
is holiday.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Ball how it could be like one of those rubber
super balls you know that just has a holiday theme to.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
It, Yeah i'm gonna go with the badge either, way
it's gotta.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Be but.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Actually the holiday ball was in the. Badge, ah, yes
it makes.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Sense picture it didn't.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
HAPPEN a piece of plastic just says.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
PEACE i drank plastic all the. TIME i don't see
what are we talking, about? Right is it one of
those like you, know hot, wheels race car, tracks those
are made out of. Plastic part of the plastic that
When i'm trying to get my flashlight out of that. Container,
yeah the tab from your creamer just.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Says piece of.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Plastic we talk about a piece of plastic the size
of a building that could be a piece Of, yeah
you gotta eliminate some of, these, lindsay if they're not.
Viable we don't know the answer To i'm gonna say
it was in the, penis, sure.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Penis it was actually the vage and it says was
using a piece of plastic to masturbate when got spooked
by the wind. Outside lion threw a sheet over herself
in the, process lodging the piece of plastic deeper into
her vagina and wasn't able to.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Retrieve got spooked by the, wind like she's a.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Horse, well not only, that she's she's got some shutter
type of window situation with very thin, goodness, right there's.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
A storman and then just went zup right in. There
and what kind of extra plastic do you keep around
you while you're?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Masturbating, now as she was reading, THAT i got to,
think and there are some sex toys that are made
out of.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Plastic, sure so that could be.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
It and instead of saying a, vibrator a plastic, vibrator
they just left it as a piece of. Plastic i'm,
thinking like a shard of. Plastic that's WHAT i was,
Thinking like a broken piece of. Plastic AND i feel
like again it would say. Vibrator, right it's not like the.
Battery you, know some of those battery covers slide off
real easy now they screw, On but on a, vibrator

(39:49):
imagine they're almost all rechargeable, Now, yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Two diamond, rings.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Two of.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Them this time doesn't chime for me.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Anymore, no it's taking it with. Duty you got stuck
in the. Butt that's how you make diamonds under. Pressure
i've known plenty of a holes that Have, Yeah i'm gonna,
Go i'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
VAGINA i THINK i THINK i could agree with you
on that.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
One Ding Ding ding inserted two diamond rings into her
vagina at a party out of fear they'd be.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Stolen, WELL i mean that is nature?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Safe, yes well not, really not really. Right i've seen
plenty of people rob that. Booty why is that the?
Safest is that the safest place on? You?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
No first of, ALL i, yes, yes no.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Where but where would you feel as a second safest?
Place keep it on.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Your finger or or leave it at home or in
Your i've seen people put stuff in the. Brawl, sure, yeah, yeah,
yeah on your, necklace your, purse on your, Necklace, yes
on your, necklace turn it.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Around.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Absolutely but here's.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
The thing that we're not. Thinking on a.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Necklace if if you're afraid of somebody stealing, it they
can just rip that necklace off of, it same way
with the ring on your. Fingers they could slide it
right off one hundred. Percent but WHAT i think you're
failing to see is on a, necklace you can put
it in your shirt and nobody sees you're wearing a.
Necklace and if it's on your finger turned, around no
one sees the, shininess so that like wouldn't see the. Diamond,
yeah what kind of party are you at that you're that?

(41:38):
CONCERNED i don't, know leave right, right?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah or put it in your wallet, anything, yeah in your,
sock inside your shoe ANY i don't.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Know how about one, too by the, way you said two, Two,
yeah so she has two ding.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Rings she's married. Twice maybe.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah the band is usually just, solid you, know whatever,
metal there's no diamonds attached to.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
It maybe one was like a family. Heirloom, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Possibly how about uncooked. Pasta these are things stuck.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Like a sheetle of, zangna but like some corkscrew all
day corkscrew pasta.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
That was definitely in a pe.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Hole that was in the penis uncooked, pasta some caballi, Bowtye.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
He, says penis what say, You?

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Corbyn yeah that sounds. Fine it was actually the.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Butt it can't be spaghetti Or vermicelli or rangel hair,
thicker thicker, pasta.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
How about.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
YOU i always thought there was like four types of. Pasta,
no there's a, gazillion so many different. Types, yeah there's so,
many so. Many, uh there's at least fifty maybe.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
More that's a lot of.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Pasta, yeah and then That i'm not even to the
short cut. Pasta it's, Average, uh twenty four inch diddle.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Doo, well there's only two.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Spots that's going too, obvious too, obvious right, too this
is a penis all.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Day it's too.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Obvious twenty four inches of dilder, though that one is,
long all, Right AND i feel like we can't go
into too much, details understand. COMPLETELY i feel like the
other two, locations that's the only way it could. Fit
i'm gonna. Go but you're, yeah you're you're you're making a.
Mistake that's stuck is Entirely, yeah like like like, Uh

(43:55):
Doctor doolittle and the, dog you know with the with the.
Thermometer IF i throw a knife at the wall and
it sticks in the, wall the whole knife isn't in the?

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Wall? True that, True. Dad i'm sticking with my answer,
though which was in the butt.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Kid, no you're.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Correct huh, yeah, yeah hiding him plain, sight.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Hudging him walking in or her beer.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Bottle i've seen some of those girls do that with
the you, know So i'll go in and in the,
babe and some girls do it the other way. Too
i'm gonna this trick question. Both i'll poor you to.
Drinks it shows all about trick. Questions that is.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
True it is, vage and it says while she was
on a cruise on her.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Honeymoon, Dude i'm telling you people think that people are
Forgetting New orleans And.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Vegas cruises are the new. Place you're in international, waters
usual rules.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Applying uh, nope the cruise ship, rules which guess, what
it's the Wild.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
West uh.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Huh here's a crazy. One oh, good they're all, crazy,
yes but not, earbuds but. Headphones, okay like with the.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Cord, yeah, yeah that was in your.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Penis they've got to be the ones, collapsed folded. Up
i'm gonna, say.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Vagina he said it so, confidently and, yes. Penis how so.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
It had to be in the headphone cable right, right
the the jack part that you plug into whatever he
misinterpreted the off, right it's, yeah it's not the same.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Cord it says, headphones not. Earbuds, headphones that's what.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
It's but we understand that that's, impossible.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
So we, think uh, no, nope.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Nope i'm good with in my mind knowing it's, impossible
not one but two. Boons trying to get those diamond rings.
Out you got a shovel or something to dig it
out with penis in the butt actually in the badge,

(46:17):
again trying to get them diamond rings?

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Out?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Crazy how about in the butt in the penis in the?
Badge things stuck in people in twenty twenty, five according
to emergency, rooms a cat headed, vibrator.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Household? Cat when you when you say, cat you're not speaking?
Code are you?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Right right headed?

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Vibrator?

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Huh little cute, cat female vibrator ten frequency ten? Huh, okay,
uh but huh that doesn't even look like a. Cat,
no that's in the.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Badge, Actually corbyn's got it in the. Butt how about
a light bulb.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Ow that's the aw huh of all these VAGINA i
remember a story like.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
This i'm gonna say it was in the. Butt NOW
i feel LIKE i remember a story with butt.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Badge it actually, was but says he inserted a light
bulb into his rectum this morning with the glass side,
first and due to the suction, effect it got.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Stuck it was one of those fluorescent. Bulbs, right see
you go light.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Bulb we automatically think bulb like you put in your
home or in a. Lamp. Right bulbs can be many
different shapes and. Sizes maybe it was An edison.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
BULB i don't.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Know beard, Clippers, oh beard clippers is another. One they're
not always like, giant, right like mine's, Pretty, yeah mine's.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Average.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yeah, hey by the, way for, US i don't, know
they don't have one of those new radios AND cv on.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
IT i held my hand up and shug get me
a size and it wasn't very. Big and he, went oh,
Yeah i'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Say they were shaving their backside and got frisky and
it got stuck in the butt gripped.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Penis oh, okay so it was the, butt says was
feeling constipated for two. Days people are so. Crazy so
he took the basse off his beard clippers and wrapped
it in a plastic baggie and it got.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Stuck this isn't making my, day bet, her but keep Going, okay.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Oh my, goodness, uh magic wand TOY.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Abc al, zam.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
You want to see me pull a rabbit at of?
THEM i feel with the magic wand, though that's definitely
going in the.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Penis but but is?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Correct hair?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Brush, Again i've SEEN i feel Like i've seen videos
in two of these three.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Locations, YEAH i Think i've seen all. Three, okay hair brush.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
THOUGH i was, thinking BECAUSE i got a comba around,
here that's kind of like got a pick at the
end of, it you, know a point the. End, yeah
that would make. Sense but WHEN i think hair, Brush
i'm thinking, bristles you, know wooden. Handle we do a
segment at six point twenty every day based off your
belief of the. Headline, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah So i'm
Going i'm sticking with.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Penis i'm gonna go with the.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Badge badge is, correct bunch of?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Weird the bag of? Marijuana, well are we going to?
Jail are we at a? Party?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Right?

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Yeah vagina all?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Day.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
YEAH i don't want to say somebody keystered it in the.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Butt reports bag of marijuana has been in her vagina
two days and is very. UNCOMFORTABLE i WOULD i believe.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Her, yeah, yeah those bags get prickly right that.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Tracks let's see not one but two pencils.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Like. Those like WHEN i was in grade, school people
had the number, twos but then occasionally somebody would always
have like one that was the size of a.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Scar oh, yeah right, Right, no you couldn't sharpen, right
you couldn't, know but it sure was funny to watch,
them right with that giant. PENCIL i say that was
in the?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Butt, yeah, yeah it absolutely. Was how about eyeglasses.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
To help you see better when you got your head shoved?
Up your? Apps i'm going with, Vagina.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I'm going with the ooh see all, right so she says.
Glasses we're thinking the whole. Thing it could just be
the arm of the. Glasses and when when when when
the doctors pull it, out that's just how they label.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
It they were, Going i'm gonna say painis.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
It was actually the butt to help you see? Better?
Uh the last one here will go with apple.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Stems stems is, plural, yep.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Apple.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Stems where does one get apple stems from an? Apple
not the APPLES i? Buy i've ever? Bought is that
a stem on?

Speaker 2 (51:53):
It?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
YEAH i buy the bags of Honey crisp At. Walmart
no stems stemless, Apples huh, Yeah i'd Say i'm gonna
go with the. Penis, yeah just based on the. SIZE
i agree there was more than one of.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
THEM i concur doctor.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Ding ding ding, yep apple stems, up. Penis stop putting
stuff where things don't.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Belong Linsen, Linzen, Linsen, linzen L A N d S
Y Lindsay.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Lindsay lindsay.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
AND d S Y.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Menncy do you.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Feel that we've got tickets to give away to See Burt.
Kreischer let's play a game for chrischer is gonna be
at The Tulsa Theater, Saturday january twenty. Fourth we gotta
pay tickets for you right, now but you gotta play.
Pick the current record is, well we're zero's all the

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way across the. Board do our, Predictions. Corman last year
you said you were gonna get. Fourteen you did. Eight
what do you want to predict this? Year i'm gonna
go ten, ten all? RIGHT i had eighteen predicted last.
YEAR i ended up with. Twenty i'm gonna predict myself do.
Nineteen split the, Middle, lindsey you predicted twelve last. Year

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and ended up with. Fourteen what do you want.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
To predict for this?

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Year i'll say fifteen?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Fifteen it is all, right all, right and everybody's, available
so eight three three four, six oh, kmod good, morning
you're on the.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Air what is your? Name H?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Josh you do you want to give you? Clues, Lindsey
gimpy Or. Cormin i'm on sixty seconds around the. Clock
timers starts after the first. Clue here we, go shee.
A this is a. Movie it's A british zombie. Movie,
yes this is the movie Miss scoozy. MISCOUZE a group

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of kids go across the. Seas, uh, yes over to
where like let's just say Where germany?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Is Uh?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Berlin you go To?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
BERLIN A, berlin, dude you made.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Out with your? Sister what?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Continent what?

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Continent what area Is? Germany And? Germany? Free there you.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Go this is Uh Luke wilson, MOVIE i, believe and
it's where everybody's stupid but.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
HIM i think that's.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
It. PASS i ain't messing with that one. Anymore uh this,
hey what is? Uh what is that little metal thing
you put in your sex toys to power?

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Them there you?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Go, uh this is A christmas movie from the. Eighties
you don't give them, water don't get them three is
WHAT i?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Got might be good. Enough josh hang on the. Line,
okay got.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Good.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Morning you're on the.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Air what is your, Name, Mike?

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Mike how are you? Today?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Oh not too, Bad.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Mike who would you like to? Give? Clues lindsay Or.
Corbin let's do, This.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Corbin sixty seconds are on the. Clock timer starts after
the first.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Clue here we.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Go um.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Pass.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Uh this is a movie about women who are fish
might Correct Jim carrey green face.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Mask.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Correct this Has Angelina. Jolie they're in an insane. Asylum
Angelina jolie holds a.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Pin to her.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Neck.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Pass this is a movie Where Keith Keifer sutherland is
the narrator and a guy is in a box thing
on the street and if he gets out of the,
box he people are gonna. Die correct this. Past this
Is Brad, Pitt Tom, Cruise Kurtston. Dunce it's based off

(56:26):
An Ann rice, Novel Vampire.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Diaries, no, sorry, man we did not. Win i'm so.
Sorry thank, You. Barb all, right, buddy see you.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Later he's we. Beat josh hang on the.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Line.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Buddy congratulations you got those tickets to See Bert kreischer
at The Tulsa theater On, Saturday january twenty.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Fourth, jeez we can't given go?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Ahead oh, yeah so this is late. Nineties it did
Have Tom. Cruise it's about The dracula maybe and if
you were to sit down and talk To dracula about
maybe having him on the.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Noose oh, YEAH i got interview with The vampire fantastic. Movie, yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
This is The.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Is this the one where the world freezes? Over or
is this The Will smith and his son? Movie that's
WHERE i got?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Lost AND i wasn't, sure BUT i believe that is
The Jake jillenhall movie about global.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Warming, yeah Everything Freezes? Over is?

Speaker 2 (57:50):
That or is that twenty?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Twelve that's a different movie that's also about global.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Warming, okay you were. Right this was The Jake jillenhall
where everything freezes over.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Day After?

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Tomorrow, yeah it should be one more.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yep, Okay so what's the opposite of a? Boy i've
never seen this movie, Before so the opposite of a?

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Boy, okay?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Girl and if you If i'm talking to somebody and
you butt, in you you just did what to my conversation.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Interrupted, yeah, okay, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
I've never seen this movie, before SO i couldn't tell.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
You.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
YEAH i went on a Writer, Angelina, Julie Brittany, Murphy Jared.
Leto it's pretty good, movie, Ye. Angelina juli's awesome in. It, yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Okay and then this, One.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Oh, yeah this is a nineteen sixties. Movie it's got
A Jack nicholson in. It Jack, Nicholson, yes and he
is in an insane. Asylum and if that doesn't work
out for, you this is there's a certain type of
clock that's made In. Germany a little bird that comes
out and uh birds make out what for their? Home,

(59:04):
okay trying to get them to draw the line to
cuckoo and. Nest, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah and THEN i
had the one, lindsay see if he can get that.
ONE i couldn't figure out any other way to describe.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
This, wait did he get this?

Speaker 4 (59:21):
One, no that's up to you to manage all that
we live.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
In what kind of?

Speaker 4 (59:29):
State it's a dema chrissy, Okay and if someone's dumb.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Might call him an, idiot put them, together.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Well are you are we doing it or are you doing?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
It?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Idiocracy?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Yeah and then this one he didn't Get, Yeah december on,
midnight don't feed him after, midnight don't get him wet.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Gremlins all, right the record now puts me in lead with.
One y'all got.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
None he says here that The White house says military
action possible For greenland. Seizure White House Press Secretary Carolina
elebott said in a statement that's gaining control Of greenland
as a national security priority for THE. Us she went
on saying the administration is discussing several options for Acquiring,

(01:00:24):
greenland and utilizing THE us military.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Is always an.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Option levitt said the island isn't important because it can
be used to Detour american adversaries in The. Arctic this
comes as a number Of european leaders have issued joint
statements Banking greenland's. SOVEREIGNTY i had to look like how
Big greenland, was BECAUSE i know on the map it looks,
big but maps are very, deceiving and SO i did

(01:00:51):
some comparisons and it says that it's roughly the size
of all THE us east of The. Mississippi, okay doesn't
seem that big then when you put it like, That
BUT i mean that's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Still get sucking langue east of The mississippi all the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Land, okay all Of america east of The mississippi E
so like half Of.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
America, Yeah. Okay by the, way their population like fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Thousand greenland's is, yeah Because greenland is ice And iceland's green, Correct, yeah, yeah,
yeah what.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Else we got?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Here over two Million epstein documents are under. Review The
department Of justice is reviewing over two million documents in
connection with the convicted sex Offender Jeffy epstein's legal.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
CASE. A.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
G Pam bondi and her Deputy Todd tod Blanch. Todd
they wrote a letter to The New York judge explaining
that over twelve thousand documents have been posted to THE
Doj Epstein library and response to The Epstein Bios Transparency. Act,
However bondi And todd said that there are more than

(01:02:01):
two million documents in various phases of, review and the
effort will continue to require Substantial department. Resources i'm not
saying anything that's a. Conspiracy i'm just saying words into a.
Microphone could The greenland And venezuela and all that be a, distraction?

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Babe, well could be who knows?

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
What else we got, Here trump, Says venezuela turning over
thirty to fifty million barrows of oil to THE. Us
trump took the truth social to say that the oil
will be sold at market, value with the money controlled
by THE. Us he added that he Asked Energy Secretary
Chris wright to get things going. Immediately trump has said

(01:02:45):
that he's effectively Running venezuela and is focused on boosting
oil production in The South american. Country and, then lastly,
here The university Of tulsa releases rights To. Mayfast The
university Of tulsa has released its rights to the annual
downtown arts Festival, mayfest leaving the city Of tulsa scrambling
to find a new partner with less than four months

(01:03:08):
until the Traditional may. Event the university excuse. Me the
university stepped into Support mayfest three years ago by purchasing
the one on One Archer, building helping to continue the
festival's fiftieth anniversary celebration in twenty twenty three and subsequent
years twenty four and twenty. Five so the way THAT
i understand it is they really just need a, sponsor,

(01:03:28):
yeah to step, Up okay to pay for everything not
and Maybe i've got this wrong because from my understanding
is The mayfest organization still.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Exists, yeah and That tulsa was the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Universe tulsa was like kind of the financial, backbone and
now that has gone away and has left the organization.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Going.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
AH i think we got enough rich people in town
that can help out with, that, Right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
I'm just, SAYING i don't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Know Euler healer, RIGHT tv Show lap Of us.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
RIGHT i feel look of all the, shows Like The
Walking dead doesn't feel real to, me doesn't even.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Feel like there's a possibility that could.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Happen i've said before on the show THAT i think,
zombies when we experience, zombies it won't be like. That
it's people just walking around and their brains are, mush.
Right they're not trying to improve. Themselves they're not educating,
themselves or we're not letting them get, educated but the government.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Isn't or, whatever and just it makes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Sense feels like we're pretty close to. That but, no,
LESS i feel like that's not. Real sean of The,
dead not Real World war, ZINE i don't feel like that's.
Real but For last Of, us that does feel, real
where the fungus takes over the fungus takes over and
it makes people into these, zombies if you. WILL a
deadly fungus is spreading in THE. Us THE cdc Says

(01:04:51):
candaria orus known as cirus are you, serious and infected
people in twenty seven states last. Year it's a type
of yeast infection most often acquired in healthcare.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Settings it's highly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Contagious it can cause severe, infection which is tough to
treat because antibiotics are. Ineffective the superbug has turned up on,
bedrails hospital, equipment, windows, sinks. FLOORS cdc says if, infected
the mortality rate ranges up to sixty.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Percent that's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Scary this IS.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
I don't know why this isn't on the, news.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
RIGHT i understand you don't want to deter people from
going to the, doctor to the, hospital but also careful
the water's, deep right? Right you know HOW i learned
over the vacation that dandriff is caused by a. Fungus,
YEAH i did not know. THAT i thought it was
just driscalp because of.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Fungus, well there's two Different there is dry scalp and
then there's. Dandriff okay you're the one. Talking or there's
or there is just if you wear like product in your,
hair like hair gel and things like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
That well that's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Off but that's not that's not.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
Dan that's not.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Dan there's dry, dandriff dry scalp with small, white powdery,
flakes oily dandriff with, larger, greasy yellowish ew.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Yellowish flakes that stick to the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Scalp dry dandriff comes from lack of, moisture while oily
dandriff results from excess oil, feeding a fungus causing skin
skin cell, shred skin sell.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
Shedding show me a, Picture show me a, picture you dirty.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
WHORE i want to see, This, okay, yeah all, Right
so men will get, this the oily type of one in.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Their beard a. Lot, okay that's. Gross it looks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Red and, puffy and.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
It's from not drying it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Correctly, okay and you let it air, dry but there's
so much hair air can't get to, it, gotcha and
so it gets gross underneath all. That, yeah it's all. Disgusting,
yeah they should always use a hair dryer on your. Beard,
dude look at some of these. Photos send me a.

(01:07:50):
Link all you gotta do is search oily dandruff and
like people get it around their. Eyes women get it
on their, face like around their mouth from guess what?

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Men oh oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah there was a video of a woman on TikTok
who said she had made out with her boyfriend who
had a beard and because of the bacteria in his,
beard and her entire face and chin had broken. Out
it looked so. Bad her chin was one giant.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Blister oh go, on it was so.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Gross you break up with a?

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Guy do you break up with?

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Them?

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
UH i think you. DO i think you?

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
DIRTY i, mean why can't you just give him subtle
hints like here's a bottle of fungus.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Shampoo, yeah because it's now on. YOU i don't know
if you're. DIRTY i.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Don't i'm not ready to jump if if you have
dandruff or this weird oily thing on your face that you're. Dirty,
Right it doesn't mean you're. Dirty you may not just
know how to take care of your. Beard, yeah you may.
NOT i just think it's a giant jump to be
like you're.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Dirty, well the same thing like the oily dan, driff
you're not washing properly your, hair like you have to
use a certain get a medicated shampoo for.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
That if you know, that, right or if you can afford, It,
no you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Can't i'm going to go back To i've told this
story on the. Air it wasn't UNTIL i was twenty
four til someone told me shave your damn. Pubes who
was gonna tell me?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
That? Right how WOULD i have?

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Known?

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Right because that's not something that our parents passed down to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Us our dads may have showed us how to shave
our face when we were going through that kind of
if you show.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
Us how to shave our.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Balls he didn't teach me how to trim my, eyebrows, right,
Right it took somebody going, yo, right, Right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
But you can't see when your hair is, oily.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Guys don't, Right if you never know you can buy
hair product to straighten your curly, hair how would you?
Know and there's some people like women do it a.
Lot they'll go what three four to five days without
washing their. Hair, yeah, yeah you, know and that stuff
builds up just as.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Well, YEAH i wash my hair every Time i'm in the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
SHOWER i DON'T i have to wash my hair and
my beard BECAUSE i think it's disgusting not.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
To.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Yeah, Sure, now IF i had, thin straight, HAIR i
probably would wash it every. Day BUT i was told
because of the thickness and the, curly it will dry
out IF i were to do, that and THEN i
would have the dry dandriff IF i did.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
That, YEAH i get.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
It somebody said Google tenia. Capitis, oh this ain't that.
Bad this ain't that. Bad it's like a, oh there's
a couple that are. Bad, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Got? It so tinya cabitis is a scalp. Ringworm.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Wow fungal infection of the scalp, wow common in, children
itchy scalp red, patches hair.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Loss, yeah that gets pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Gnarly there's a couple that look like somebody's growing a
horn out of their.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Head, yeah, yeah that is so. Gnarly.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Yeah athlete's, foot that's the only Fungus i've ever been taught, about,
Right and even, then you, know it's LIKE i just
take care of it in the.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Shower right, exactly which doesn't. Work, no, no not even.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Close but but when when you be picking at your athletic, foot,
right then it gets underneath your nails and now you've
got nail, fungus Which i'm sure it's the same but
different at the same. Time ohn't know, funguses they, say
we've always believed, that like, humans top of the food, chain, Right, No,

(01:12:03):
no we are far from it when it comes to
fung guy, parasites we are far from top of the food.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Chain so. Gross.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Yeah and you said about your, hair you always wash
your hair and. Stuff, Yeah and we've kind of hit this.
BEFORE i think that you're splitting hairs when you're, like
oh it's dirty when you wear shoes in your, house
when you let animals jump on, everything when you leave
your food sitting out on the.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Counter.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah, right if you you, know smoking, cigarette we're splitting
hairs at that point you're moving around the chairs on
the deck of The.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Titanic, right doesn't make a damn bit of. Difference, no
they're all the.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Same and to prove the point that guys just don't
know is remember WHEN i got jocketch AND i didn't
know what to do about, it And listeners told me
to put.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Break fluid on. It, yeah it, worked didn't?

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
It? No it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Burns, no it didn't. Work you know why BECAUSE i
didn't do. It it could have. Worked you just didn't
give it a.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Chance, yeah probably because it burned my skin off or
some stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Thing, Honey i'm gonna go to the autoparts store real.
Quick guess of dot three from a?

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
Crotch.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
YEAH i think your point about fungus is. True like
most people make a mistake thinking fungus is a, plant
it is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
Not it is an. Animal. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Yeah when my grandmother was, young if they if her
or her siblings got, lice there was no rid like
what we have. Now they would. Use their parents would
put either kerosene or gasoline over their, heads and that's
what Would, Yes i've.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Heard the people putting mayonnaise in their head to try
to get.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
The eggs or.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
Whatever, yeah but never. Kerosene.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Yep oh, GOD i mean which kind OF i guess
it makes sense because the chemical's going to. KILL i,
mean it's just like putting pesticides down for your garden or.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Right. Yeah the largest fungus organism is called The amurillia
colony In.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Oregon it covers three point four square. Miles holy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Cow fungus can communicate with each. Other fungus control. INSECTS
i know about. This there's a fungus that grows on
certain bugs and they take over the bug and tell
the bug what to.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Do turn them into zombies or. Whatever. Yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Now it's just a matter of. Time if we're spreads to,
humans it's already spreading to, nurses factors and.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Such, well this is how stupid we.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Are we're, like you, know fungus is, bad and then
we're like penicillin, right yeast, right, right salad.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Mushrooms they think fungus can control the? Weather really they being,
SCIENTISTS i, Imagine, yeah smart.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
People why do you think decom composition piles?

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Work? Right fungus.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Scary so terrifying you, Thought, YEAH i have a, beard
get a little dander from my mustache every now and, then.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
AND i use that shoulders on it and goes.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Away, yeah because they've marketed that that you that's what
you should, do, Right but there are other.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Options, yeah like Putting caro scene on your. Head.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Right And i'm not saying eight six two you're doing anything.
WRONG i don't, know but maybe there's a correlation of
you not drying your beard.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Correctly right. Now how thick of a beard are we
talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Here you got like a corbon beard kind of kind
of like maybe or you got like a lumberjack. Beard,
Yeah AND i think The lumberjack probably is where the
issue is, because like you, said everything is trapped underneath
and they're just letting it air. Dry blow dry your.
Beard it sounds, gay but do. It, Yeah i'm not
blow drying my.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Beard, well you don't have one long enough to have
to worry about its. Average all of us are under
the age of.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Sixty but Readers diegest has put out a LIST i
want to share with. You oh, yeah of the top
travel destinations this. Year i'll name the. Place you say
yes or, no whether you would like to go, there
forget the. Costs, okay, Yeah brussels going To. Europe brussels, no.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Simply BECAUSE i haven't been outside Of, AMERICA i Would
why no for, You, LINDSEY.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
I kind of want to see all of The United states, First, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Chicago, oh by the, Way i'm, Yes I'm Brussels. Chicago,
no been, There It's.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
I've been there a.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Lot. Gimpie, yeah MAYBE i kind of like my.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Life, yeah that's not real stay because he got shot right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Right on a serious, note, Though, yes and it is
SOMETHING i am thinking about because it is relatively. Close,
Yeah i've been a handful of. Times chicago's. AWESOME i
don't want to go in the. Winter, no, Uh, Milan italy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
After i've seen the Entire United, states, sure.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Gimbi, yes, absolutely one hundred Percent Italy, sicily any of
that around? There it, yeah, yes the food In italy is.
Ridiculous you've been To? Italy, yes you went To, rome,
Right i've been To venice And i've been To.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
Rome, okay but Not.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Milan, no, okay it's. Awesome And i've been To. Capri oh,
yeah And i've been To.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
Sicily, SICILY i. Believe, yeah, nice it's. Awesome Fort, Worth, texas, sorry,
sure have you ever? Been, NO.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
GIMPI i have been To Fort worth many a, times
have friends that live down. There the only REASON i
would go now is because it is a quick four
hour trip down, there AND i really want to go
To Billy, bob's which is that, massive you know ballroom
that they have down, there catch a live show outside of,

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That i'm.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Good SO i think on the it's a no for. Me,
dog of the highlights Of, texas Fort worth is not
there for. Me so that's a no for.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Me.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
Dog you don't, Go oh you want on a, vacation you?
Go where'd you? Go and you go Fort worth and they, go,
huh exactly. Right where'd you go on vacation In? Chicago?

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Oh do you get? Shot?

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Right nobody's Fort? Worth oh that's.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Nice the Reason i'm going To Fort worth is Either
i'm gonna go to a football, game, right OR i
need to get on an.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Airplane.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Yeah is that where The cowboys?

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
Play Well?

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Arlington, Okay well THEN i have been okay BECAUSE i
have been To Dallas. Stadium oh you've been To Jerry. World,
YES i, have not for a. GAME i went for a.
Concert SO i was last. Year wasn't it a couple
of years?

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Ago now it Wasn't?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Uh tim McGraw And Faith.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Hill.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Yeah Prince Edward island In, canada, lindsay, NO GIMPI.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
I really have no desire to go To canada at. All, really,
YEAH i don't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Know my dad before he, died he said he always
wanted to take us boys up there and do some,
hunting you, know elk and moose and stuff like. That
of course it never, happened but, uh, Yeah canada's just
doesn't do it for.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
Me canada's. Gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
ABSOLUTE i would go, there, absolutely you know that's. True
maybe for it for a fishing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Trip maybe after you've gone through all Of. America, Yeah, Spain, yeah,
Yeah i'd go To. Spain So spain Asteris?

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Spain? Yeah, okay just want to make sure we're staying
in the same, Direction, GIMPY i. WOULD i Think spain's pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Awesome, yes food, again wine, again, yeah scenery, again Amazing spanish.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Women San, Jose california.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Is on this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
List, no, No.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
California yes Not San.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
Jose, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
GIMPY i have been To San jose enough times in my.
Life i'm good on ever going back. Now the reason
it's on this list is Super bowl, location, world Cud march,
madness stuff happening in that. Area and AGAIN i Think
San jose falls into the Fort worth. Category oh where'd
you Go? California? Oh, Yeah La, No San? Diego?

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
No did you go To San? Francisco? No, Oh napa, No? Oakland?
No you want to get Shot Pebble? Beach, NO i don't.
Golf where'd you Go San? Jose oh that's?

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
NICE i Was oh you got family there or something
you want to?

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
See highway.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Right i'm With gimpy hard pass On San jose And
lindsay next one on this list of places you should
visit in twenty twenty. Six New York.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
City, Yeah i'd go back To New York, City, Gimpy
i've never.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
BEEN i would like to go at least.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Once that whole area over, there you, Know boston And
New York city and all that GIANT i think is,
awesome so much history involved. There you, Know New York
city seems crazy, madhouse And i'm sure it, is But
i'd like to do it at least one time to
say THAT i did it one N New York.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
City is awesome food. EVERYWHERE i was talking to my.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Kids we went to this place when we, WENT i
guess two years now, ago and we got a, pretzel
kids got pretzels and we had beer and. WHATEVER i
can't remember the name of. It not because it wasn't,
memorable because there's so many places to, go, Right because
she was, like can we go back and have that?

(01:22:45):
Pretzel i'm, like MAYBE i can guarantee a, Pretzel BUT
i don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Pretzel.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
NOW i probably could open my iPhone and see what
the picture was taken and get the exact. Location but,
Yeah New York city is awesome even if you go
just for, pizza, right it's worth.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
It sidewalk hot dog or something like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
That. Yeah the next One Soul South. Korea, hmmm, no,
GIMBIE i. WOULD i think that would be an interesting,
trip just for the scenery, itself you, KNOW i think

(01:23:30):
could be all.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
Right so uh, yeah, Yeah i'm.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
DOWN i like being uncomfortable in foreign countries in a,
way not like Oh, God i'm gonna, die but more
of LIKE i don't know where what AM i? DOING
i don't even speak the. LANGUAGE i like that. CHALLENGE
i like the adventure part of. That So soul sounds.
Great here's One, America, Philadelphia. Lindsey how how About?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Philadelphia, Yeah i'd go To, philadelphia.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Check it out any, particular.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Go see some, games go eat a Real philly cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Steak, yeah, OKAY gimpi, yeah, totally one hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Percent it falls right in line With New York, city
just the whole area over there in The Thirteen colonies
and the history that goes with. It and of, course you,
know why not catch a game while you're. There you
could convince me for the history part of. It but
that's the end of the. SENTENCE i don't care For.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
Philadelphia just. Nah so you've been.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Before, No, NO i just have no desire to. Go
the history would be the only reason to pull me.
In i'm not someone who's, like, OH i get to
have an Authentic philly cheese, steak first of. All, second
mostly because Of, pepperdinions but second of, all they Make
philly cheese steaks.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Everywhere, yeah you go down their fifty first, memorial get
a pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
ONE i know that when they have those like world,
famous you go to those places and they're actually not that.
Good number eleven on this list of places you should
go this. Year by the, way ninety percent of these
none of us have the money to go To. Kenya.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
YEAH i would go To. Kenya my church builds. After
actually i'd probably go before because my church does lots
of mission trips there AND i would definitely go and
help out.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
There so asterisk For. God, yes, OKAY.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Gimpi part of it seems, interesting. Right you see these
national geographic videos and and you see other you know
the VIDEO i sent. You, Yeah i'm staying away from
that watch FROM. AD i just said, it So lindsay
you can see.

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
It, yeah Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
God but the thing about it is as inter resting
as that sounds and to do maybe some big game
hunting like that sounds. Awesome BUT i don't want to
get eaten by a lion or craped on by a,
Hippo SO i Think i'll stay away From.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Kenya it's a great big video for those it's a
video of A is it a? Cheetah no it's.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
NOT i hate trying to sneak up on a hippo
and the hippo apparently had, it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
Was on a fart walk and takes care of some. Things. Right,
YEAH i got your boat laid down there In. Kenya.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
HUH i would love to go and go on a
safari and BEING i think that would be. Awesome, now
the idea of a, GRASS i mean as long as.

Speaker 4 (01:26:44):
It say it like the The ritz and they have
the rits that they have.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
There that is like the swimming pool backs up to a,
conservatory so like giraffes walk up to you while you're
in the.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
POOL i am. BOUGIE i want to do the bougie. Safari,
yeah And i'm not apologizing for.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
It number twelve on this List Arizona Slash route sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Six, uh, YEAH i would do. That i've got family In,
Arizona go go. Visit, ALSO i want to know what
a dry heat feels.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
Like it's, dry.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
DUH i only know what humidity heat feels. Like everyone, says,
oh dry heat's so much. DIFFERENT i want to know
what that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Is you never visited your family? There like how when
you say family like three or four? Down, like what
do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Family it's a it's a first, cousin Coul you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
Would go visit first.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Cousins, huh, yeah why? NOT i don't know their first. Cousins, Yeah,
Kimby i've been To arizona.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
BEFORE i don't need to go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Back the beautiful scenery AND i GUESS i, mean IF
i was to do, IT i would like to ride
my bike through the mountains because last time WHEN i,
WENT i rode my bike, there but we didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
RIDE i didn't rude my bike through the. Mountains we
were in the. Truck so that'd be about it for.
Me But i've already been. Once i'm not going back.
AGAIN i, MEAN i would like to go for the,
scenery some of the history that's. There of, course pizza
drives me a lot of.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
Ways Pizzerio bianco is, there so that feels like a
good reason to Go route sixty.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
SIX i don't, know, man.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Two lane roads don't sound, awesome, Right but maybe if
you're an enthusiast and want to see some you, know
world's biggest thermometer and things like, That sure that sounds.
Fun next one thirteen on this list of the places
you should visit in twenty twenty, Six, Greenville South.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Carolina i've never been To South. CAROLINA i would definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
GO i Think i'm out All South. Carolina let me
be honest with. You it just Doesn't it doesn't attract.
ME i just wanted to make SURE i knew exactly
Where greenville. Was, Yeah i'm going a hard pass on.
That If i'm going To South, Carolina i'd rather go To.

(01:29:18):
Charleston on the, ocean.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
Is It Myrtle? Beach is that In South?

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
CAROLINA i Probably if that's the, case then, Yeah i'd
probably go there for. That but outside of, that The
Atlantic ocean is not the pretty ocean when it comes to.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Oceans, yeah neither is the. Golf, no, WELL i know
it's not an. Ocean calm, down but neither's the. Golf
on the on the.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
West coast Of, florida it's very Pretty galveston area not so.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
Much.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Uh next one on this List, Adelaide South, Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Roig, Yeah i'd like to go To australia Af.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Durham, yeah, okay it's about northwest From melbourne for those
that don't. Know, gimpee one hundred percent would go To
australia any part of. It you've got a friend that
lives down, there SO i go and, visit hang, out
check out some of the. Science try not to get
eaten by some of the most deadliest animals in the.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
World.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Uh we're actually trying to plan a trip To New
zealand and having the conversation of do we go ahead
and Do australia too since we're, there?

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Right so that is one hundred. PERCENT i would absolutely do.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
That San Juan Puerto. Rico, Yes now is this asterisk for?
YOU i mean it is An american, territory, right?

Speaker 4 (01:30:43):
Yeah so does it count or?

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
No it? Counts, Okay so you've never been out of
the country. Period i've been to The Virgin, islands THE
Us Virgin.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
Islands, Okay so have you ever been out of the? Country, no, okay, Gimpy, Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Puerto rico doesn't really turn me on any So i'm
gonna have to pass on. Two, Yeah i'd go To Puerto.
Rico they say it's. Beautiful they did coffee, there they
do coffee beans.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
There.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Yah, Yeah i'm.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Down why not last one of the top places you
should visit in twenty twenty. Six i'm probably not gonna
say it. Right Humpy india. Humphi india is pretty much
south Central indiana Near Sri. Lanka what you're, Going, no

(01:31:42):
that's over By. Africa, nope That's. Madagascar Sri lanka is
By i'd like to move.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
It, Yes i'll Go. Gimpy it seems so humid over,
there dry or, wet, wet so.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Moist but for the scenery and maybe some kind of
experience like, THAT i mean, YEAH i mean sweating balls
the entire, time but it sounds like it could be.
FUN i, mean not the sweat and ball's, part but the.
Adventure So i'll. See, Yeah i'll take a. Chance it
feels of the ones we've listed, foreign this feels the
lowest on the, list But i'll take a. Chance i'm

(01:32:23):
ready To Cobra hart or whatever. Happens was it that
broke down? Palace remember that movie was That Broke.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
Back, Mountain, No Broke Down. Palace palace was where two
GIRLS i think they went To.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
India, yeah and then they got busted for drug trafficking
and had to uh well they got set up for drug,
trafficking uh huh and then they ended up having to
stay in An indian Dot, Knight, Feather Claire Days, Cape
beckhamsale and l D. P, Yeah Lou Diamond phillips never saw, it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
Really, nope it's. Okay Does Claire danes cry in?

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Yes does it looks like she's smelling? Farts, yes, okay
then it's clear no, no and mess with her. Hair
by the, way it was twenty five million dollars to
make and it only made.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Ten so what you're saying, is wasn't that big successful
according to these?

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
People so thirty one percent on rotten tomatoes if that
means something to, you what do they? Know forty four
out of one, hundred that's almost. Half, yeah all, right
we got to take a break and we'll be. Back