BMMS 10-14-25

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And it's time for the Cancer Sucks Concert. Nineteenth Annual
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We'll be playing on the stage with Josep Scott's original
boye Sliba and Arandancer not them maybe well maybe, yeah,

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we don't. They've been reinvented. I love when that song
comes up. It's not a bad song, No, it's just
about cancer, which is a weird time cancer. They hate
us so much for that. Oh yeah, yeah, but listen,
Marvin's Gardens or whatever you're calling herself. Now you've gotten major,

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probably more exposure than you would have ever thought of
because of one simple little miss misled lyric. Cancer concerned
is what he's saying for those that don't know. Yeah, yeah,
not cancer, no, but music is full of those lyrics.

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You know, there's a bathroom on the right, okay, right,
those who have cancer. Why wouldn't there be a song
for those who have cancer. There's a lot of people
out there, for those who are concerned or those who yeah,
for those who are concerned. Are those who are concerned.
But it sounds like to those who have cancer, Yeah,

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it's like that thing that goes around the internet that
it's a I don't know, it's like a raspy voice
and one way. You hear it one way and then
they put the words up and then you hear the
different it's the same thing. That ain't right? Yeah, yeah,
So submit your one song demo with clearly enunciated word

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and make it radio friendly and we might have to
put that in there if you haven't already. Listen again,
that just struck us as funny. Again, not a bad song. Yeah.
So if it's you catch us as fun and we
think something funny, we're gonna call it out. We'll play
it for god damn. This is a decade. Oh, we
will get every drop. Yeah, Biggie was still around when

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when when we discovered this little gym. So this has
been going on for a lover a decade. Yeah, long time. Yeah,
So submit your song J dot com. Uh. So, there
was this concert that happened in Utah, the Red West
Music Festival, and it is similar to the country festival

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that happens here. Cassey Musgraves played Cowetzel, played h Ella
Langley played Baker, Blankenship played I mean a ton of people? Noah,
uh is it? Noah Kahon Noah Khan, the Red Clay Strays,
a bunch of of up and coming and some well
established country artist, and this girl went to go see

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post Malone. She was very excited to see post Malone.
But some win showed up and caused a large plank
from a scaffolding to fly towards this one girl and
killed her. Oh Jesus. She was evacuating the fairgrounds with

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others three friends to shelter from the high winds when
a massive plank fell thirty feet as she and her
friends stepped out of her car, crushing her and the
vehicle ding. She was rushed to the hospital. Of course
she died from her injuries. And yeah, that's wild way

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to die. That is that that is like.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Final destination And that's like a scene from that movie.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Sure, sure it's different than like that crazy event that
happened in Vegas. Right, Yeah, I would argue that that
is somebody acting crazy. This is just whether that happens
every day, and you're like, no, we're going to be safe. No,
the car is safe, right.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Right, Like she was, she was actively trying to get
out of harm's way. Yeah, doing the right thing.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, she just wanted to see post Malone. God help me. Yeah,
that's the that's the artist I'm seeing. My I like
post Malone a lot, but like that's the last one.
I'm gonna be like, no, save me for somebody. Can
we pause it? Yeah? Can I take me? Can I
pick the artist at least? Yeah? That is one of

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my Getting killed in my car is like one of
my biggest fears because there's so much out of your control. Everything,
the integrity of the vehicle, other people response, times, you're
in water. I mean, there's so much. Sure.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, My aunt had a Maxima that had over like
two hundred thousand miles on it, and she drove she
lived in New Jersey and she would drive it to
visit us in Indiana. And she was driving through Bridgewater,
New Jersey, on the highway and a car jumped a median.

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An old man had fallen asleep at the wheel or
maybe had a stroke at the wheel something, and his
car was a countrysome yeah, right, flipped over the median
and landed on top of her Maxima. And she survived.
I mean, it was miraculous that she had. But once

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that happened, she was like, okay, there's over There were
over two hundred thousand miles on that vehicle at the time.
Obviously the car was totaled. But because of that, she
was like, Okay, this is going to be my forever vehicle,
like I will always forever buy a really because yeah,
because of what it sustained. She couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, that's an amazing story. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, because she thought for sure, this is how I'm dying.
She saw the vehicle coming hour and it landed on
top of her vehicle.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Wow. Yeah, and so she drove again. Yeah she did.
Oh I don't know. Yeah, I could see how I
could stop somebody get behind the wheel game, It would
take a while. It would take a while to get
back in the saddle, especially if you drive the same spot. Again,
PTSD for drivers is real. Yeah, PTSD is real for

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a lot of people. Yeah, but like driving can happen.
But to watch your friend get crushed by well, how
big was this chunk of wood? Right? Like, are we
talking a butcher block? Yeah? Well, when you say plank,
I'm thinking, you know, like a like a sheet of plywood,
but it clearly has to be well that's a sheet, right.

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A plank to me would be like walk the plank
like a long, more narrow piece, right, yeah, sure, still
just as thin as a sheet of plywood. It's not
the giant thick ass wooden't beam you know that you
would have for you know, let's just say, you know,
raptors in your house or something. I think anyway, I'm

(11:33):
just impressed you guys went this long without saying the line.
What walked the plank? No, she died doing what she loved.
But did she though, and we don't know, we're well enough. Yeah,
sure she liked going to shows. Maybe she really loved knitting.
You know that she didn't take a crocheting needle to
the jugular?

Speaker 4 (11:51):
And did she get to ceposts?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yes, But we say that about all the people that
died doing something when they also could love crocheting. Right,
But we don't know whether they you know, maybe they do.
I'm just going with what you guys say all the time,
died doing what they loved. I don't know. They may
have loved crochete. No, that's true. They have a GoFundMe

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for her. How much do you think they've raised? They're
trying to raise eighteen thousand dollars. She get out of here, Okay,
I'm putting in the screener the photos of herky and
then I'll put it so you can see the photos
on her uh go fundme that they used and these

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are completely different. Yeah, I'm waiting for you to log in.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Maybe it's all just a scam. Then maybe nobody really died.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
And when was the accident.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
This past weekend? Okay, this past weekend? She died so beautiful, right, yeah,
very much? So give her like, what do you what
do you want to give her? Gimpie six and a
half to a seven? Maybe, okay, I'll give her a
low eight.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Same. She's got natural beauty in that picture, very natural.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, here's the photo from her GoFundMe. Well, the pictures
from the article are filtered. Why would they use that
photo of her and not one like that the New
York Post used because the New York Post pulled that

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from her social media, and then the family that put
this together didn't really think about going to her social media.
They just pulled a picture of her that they had
in there, you know, Arsenal. To be fair, there are
other photos they got, other photos of her. They just
maybe pick a better lead. One liver sixteen thou almost

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seventeen thousand dollars. Okay, here's people that are like donating
one thousand dollars five hundred dollars. Yeah, that is insane
to me. Giving people money to help them not insane.
This person twenty three dollars. Okay, did you count your coins?
Six dollars jazz Cave six? Right, something's better than nothing.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, that is weird. Why six dollars? Five dollars or
ten dollars like six bucks?

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Maybe maybe Jasmine's like eight and that's all she had
in her piggy pig. But I really wanted to right
right stretch.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
With her budget, right or maybe six dollars is what
she spends at Starbucks, and she was like, you know what,
I'm not gonna buy my Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Way to honor her, right right? Yeah, donate a cup
of coffee for a cup of coffee a day. You
could helpe this one because some of these people. Brett
donated one hundred dollars. He's got a picture on his icon, like,
you donate that much, you set up your profile. Good
for you.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Well, maybe he needed maybe he needed gofund me.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, yeah, return the favor. I don't hate that The
names are awesome, they really are. He looks like a
bunch of East Coast names. If I was a celebrity,
this is what I would do. I would just donate
randomly auto random GoFundMe. Yeah, five thousand. If you don't
neated five, let's just say you're a multi multi multimillionaire

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like hundred Let's say hundre two hunred three undred million dollars.
You donate five thousand dollars to these once a week?
You know how many people you're making happy?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Right?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well?

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Or the headline concertgoer dies in freak accident at Utah
to see post malone? If your post malone, do you
see your name in the headline like that and like,
you know what here, I'm going to finish it off
and hit the goal for them.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I mean, if I'm post malone and he's very generous,
We've sent countless times where he's given ridiculous tips and
things like that. If I'm post malone, you don't need
a GoFundMe. No, if I'm post malone, I'm going, hey,
I'm taking care of your funeral, because what are we talking?
Twenty five grand total for a funeral? Yeah? At ten? Yeah,

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but your young kid, you're going all out. Your dad
you loved ten. Usually when kids are younger, you lose
someone tragically, you tend to go all out. Well, yeah,
you're going to hire post Malone to play at the funeral?
Oh god, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ton't need
him showing up drunk, right, that would be pretty awesome though,

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if a celebrity you knew. If you let's say you
knew a famous musician, right, and they play at your funeral,
that's pretty badass. Only if they were a friend of
yours and they've done that for you to do that,
she was such a fan, but you do it after
she died? Is there's no merit there? I don't know.
I think that makes pretty big headline news, right there

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dies at post Malone concerts, So post Malone, Yeah, in
turn pays for the funeral and perform. Sure, No, that
you're right. He would get a lot of energy.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Way to make it about you, right, But she's not
there to enjoy it. And she was the fan.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like giving awards after someone dies. I
always think is kind of funny because they why would
you wait until after they died? Why wouldn't they didn't
deserve it before, right, countless people that happens too.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Well, you didn't know she existed before.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Okay, but yeah it's still your You're not really doing
it for her, you're doing it to look good at
that point, I'm sure the family didn't love it. Right,
and now now you're gonna have a sold out funeral?

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yeah, no, the better the better thing to do would
have been like, oh, I heard this tragic story and
she was there to see me, so I went ahead
and took care of their funeral arrangements.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's I think that's a nice thing to do, and
you could do it noonymously. Sure, there's a lot of
those anonymous donors there in the old GoFundMe. Yeah. Now
they're cheap asses, are only donating five ten bucks at
a time. But what there's a couple of five hund's
in there. Eh, there's a couple. There's a thousand one
in there, a couple of hunters from anonymous donors. Oh no,

(18:18):
that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, just the anonymous ones.
Very popular name anonymous, right, Well, yeah, why would you
put anonymous for five dollars? Shame? Maybe? I don't know.
I would never shame anybody for donating unless you're a billionaire,
and then I'm shaming you. And maybe that's why they

(18:41):
went anonymous, right because like post malone gave six bucks. Okay, yeah,
I gotta do something, but I don't want I don't
need people coming after me or seeing my name on this.
So just give her six bucks and it's not anonymous.
Here's some coins, right, it was going to be six fifty,
but they didn't allow me to put coins on there.

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It's not my fault. I was going to give more
than six right, I tried. It wouldn't let me right, right,
all right, We've got tickets to give away to see
c there and see there's gonna be at the Walmart
Amphitheater and Rogers on October twenty second. We got listener
emails and we have to tell the truth. We'll take
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Big Mad Morning Show is that we do news quikies

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up the time. This time these are stories you may
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ninety seventy five AMoD.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Shirtless man uses store shelf to attack shoppers. Man with
no shirt on went berserk in a Miami, Florida supermarket
after what was called an aggressive verbal argument. Now, the
argument actually broke out between two groups of people. Two
women started physically fighting, and that's when a gentleman named

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Clemont Mann allegedly picked up a large greeting card shelf
and started hitting the two women with it. Damn Yeah,
First of all, what happened in no shirt, no service,
But he apparently got away with it. He was in
the store shopping, saw this shelf and used it as

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a weapon. Man was charged with felony aggravated battery, criminal mischief,
and disorderly conduct. He was also ordered to stay away
from the two women, who had to be taken to
the hospital.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Where did this happen at again.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
In Miami, Floridah, of course?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, yeah, I was thinking maybe it was one of
those like California cities where they just let chaos happen
because they don't want to get the police involved. So
guy comes in without a shirt on. Whatever, Yeah, didn't
say the store it happened in.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
No, just a supermarket, because.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
The shelves usually are pretty big, yeah, like at least
three or four feet long, made of metal or longer, right,
and you're kind of gotta like jimmy them off.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Sometimes they're like they have like those two little teeth
on the end, so they're you can okay pick them up.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, and you said, this is a greeting card shelf
right display, So in most stores those are separate, like
just in the middle of an aisle somewhere much smaller.
So maybe that's why it was easier for him to
pull the shelf off. Okay, there is a way.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
There is a picture, and it is definitely metal, and
it looks to be probably three to four like you said,
probably four feet i'd.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Say, share ith. And he was just trying to break
up the fight or get in on the fight.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
He he they were arguing, so he was probably trying
to get them to stop yelling at each other because they.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Usually Yeah, right, yeah, did he win? Did he win
the argument?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah? They went to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah, he went to jail. Yeah. I think when you
go to jail, there's that's never a win. No, automatically
negates your win at that point. Yeah, it's a win,
but it's a draw. Draws, it's definitely not a draw. No, definitely,
you're definitely a worst case scenario. I think a rest
made and drive by cheeseburger in. Yeah. So, there's this dude,

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his name is Jordan Coddo. He's in his mid twenties,
and he went to his work, the Atlantis Gentleman's Club.
He went to go speak with the manager and that's
where they got into a bit of a verbal verbal
argument there. Well, a very upset Jordan goes to his car,
grabs cheeseburger, throws it at the man, hits them, hits

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them right on the shoulder, causes bodily harm, they say.
So the police get called out, Jordan confesses to his crimes.
He says that I definitely indeed threw the cheeseburger from
my car, and I would do it again. I'm never

(23:15):
throwing a cheeseburger. A waste of a good cheeseburger, man,
even the worst. I mean, if I've ordered the cheeseburger,
it's already gonna hopefully be made the way I want. Yeah,
so I'm not wasting it now. I gotta go buy
another one because you've done throw it at your boss again?
Did you win? Right? No? No, no, of course not.

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Because Jordan went to jail for battery and then was
later on release and fired. I would imagine, uh, you know,
it didn't say in the article whether he got to
keep his job or not. But if I'm your boss
and you threw a cheeseburger, I mean, I guess it
depends on what it is. But I mean assault is
a salt. Yeah, I would think assault would would would

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end in immediate dismissal from your job. I would assume, right,
you're definitely getting on a performance review. Yeah right, you
were not getting a raise this year, Sir. You threw
a cheeseburger, you definitely will get cake last, and you
will never get to decide when we have Hawaiian shirt day.
Study finds male drinking leads to crisis for women and children.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
You don't say.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
A new global review led by the La Trobe we
Got Nothing Else to Do University has found that heavy
male alcohol consumption is damaging to women and children. The
review urges immediate policy action be taken to address gender
related risks. The study titled Harms to women and children
from men's alcohol Use and Evidence Review and Directions for

(24:43):
Policy says one in three women worldwide live with a
partner who drinks heavily. It found children in those households
are at a greater risk of violence, neglect, poor health,
and limited opportunities later in life. Researchers concluded the negative
effects are especially severe in low and middle income nations
and places where gender inequality remains high. You could have

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just asked anybody. We wouldn't have told you. Yeah, you
didn't have to use GUMMN dollas and you know, make
a poll out of it. Whatever. But yeah, duddy, maybe
maybe instead of that study, let's research why they do
that more often? Right, Why are the men drinking as much?
Maybe that would be Now I can help you with

(25:28):
that one too, But you know it's your nagging wife's
causing you to drink. No, No, all right, we got
to take a break. We'll be back. More of the
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Speaker 1 (26:17):
Good luck, Good morning Gimpie, Well, good morning Corman. The
zeko Oktoberfest has happening this weekend. It starts in just
a couple of days, as a matter of fact, on Thursday,
goes through Sunday. All kinds of good stuff happen. And
get your details at Tolsa Octoberfest dot org. All right,
it's the time of the year when people go to
haunted houses. I love hanted houses. I think they're extremely fun.

(26:40):
I'm not a great person to go to a haunted
house with. Usually I'm always a lead because I don't
get scared. I usually just laugh. I get startled jump scares,
of course, huh. But I feel very confident that the
person chasing me with the chainsaw is not going to
hurt me, right, legally, they can't. Yeah, extremely confident. A

(27:03):
lot of kids go, A lot of people will drop
their kids off at a haunted house. We agree, Yeah,
trying to. Last time I went to a haunted house,
I think it's been a while. I went with my
nieces and we went up to Nowa at the haunted
house to have up there, and uh, it was awesome.
There was. It's in a house if I'm not mistaken,

(27:26):
and or maybe like an old office building and we
go up to you go up to the second floor
at one point and you're in a bathroom and they
shove you into a stall. So there's like, you know,
your group and you're shoved in a stall. Oh my god.
And the lights go off and then the lights come
on and there's another person in there with you that

(27:47):
isn't part of your group. How did you get in here? Brilliant?
I don't know how they do it. Maybe they were
with I don't know, but it was. It's brilliant, right
because it terrifies you when someone is there that you
don't expect them to be, but overall they're and then
they're all kind of the same, right, hex House is
always good. I've never been disappointed. I've never been disappointed

(28:10):
with hex House. The closet rooms are fantastic, where that
you don't know where the exit is and then you
realize you have to go through the closet and all
the hangars are touching right, and nine times out of
ten there's no one in there. But it's enough for
you to go, well, all right. My only thing is
I just don't like being touched in a haunted house.

(28:31):
Just don't touch me, right, you can scare me, you
can do all those things, but don't you shouldn't put
your hands on me. Yeah, that's that's not what I'm
paying for. I worked in a haunted house in college,
multiple years in a row. It was. It was awesome.
You would go so it was in a building, and
we built the haunted house in like a like a

(28:51):
strip mall type of scenario, and so you could get
up on top of the rooms and walk to the
front of the and then drop in it. All. But
we would do it and go to the front and
listen for people and what they were called, and then
when you got to a certain point in the haunted house,
we'd start yelling your name, which scares people wildly, like hello, Angie,

(29:19):
come here Angie. Like people are like, how does he
know my name? It was awesome, Yeah, And I think
I've told the story before. One of the assignments I
had one time was in a corner and you can't
see me because there's a strobe light and then I
jump out in front of the strobe light and scare you.
And when you into the hont house, it's like, hey,
if you're affected by strobe lights things like that, you

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shouldn't go through it, right, very typical flashes. People can
have seizures, right, And so the person was like, well,
there are any stroll lights were like, no, no, you're fine.
She came around that corner, eyes darted right at the
strobe light and she was a wet noodle. Oh no,

(30:02):
lights come on. It was awesome. I think she was fine.
But there's a story and I don't know the validity
of it. But a woman says she was at a
haunted house in Utah, and she says one of the
actors went too far. And she says that she went
with about ten people, including her boyfriend. They got glowstick

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necklaces and the necklaces signal of the actors that participants
are willing to be touched during the experience. Yeah, she claims.
An actor wearing a doll mask immediately singled her out
from the group, grabbed her throat, pinned her against the
furniture while pressing his body against hers. She says, the

(30:51):
actor whispered quote, I'll be seeing you later, yight, before
letting her continue. The group moved through the attraction, the
same actor repeatedly I'm sorry, yeah, repeatedly appeared and targeted
this woman, She says. The situation escalated dramatically when a
bag was thrown over her head. She says she was

(31:12):
dragged away from her group. They were lifting me and
I had no idea where I was going At this point.
I really couldn't hear anyone. She says. She was taken
to what she describes as a triangle shaped room and
laid flat on her back and pitched darkness. When the
bag was removed from her head, the same actor was
on top of her. He was pressed up against me,

(31:32):
she says, laying flat on top of my body and
he's whispering in my ear. She describes the actor pressing
his mask against her lips to the point where we
were like kissing through a mask. She was finally released.
She says that she found herself separated from the group
and trapped with strangers. The group was even weirded out
that I was not with my group, she recalls. And

(31:56):
so she of course has filed a police report. And
what are you gonna do the guy with the mask?
I'm just guessing they don't go, Okay, George, you're wearing
the doll mask tonight, right, and then they document it.
I doubt that's what they do. Maybe they do, I
don't know. And she obviously wants this person to be terminated.

(32:19):
They called him a police officer that night, and said
the officer diminished her experience and asked, quote, do you
want to be a victim? Wow? So she says that
obviously she's pursuing more on this. There's a leading news

(32:41):
resource for haunted attraction called the Attraction Network I'm sorry,
the Haunted Traction and Network, okay, and it reaches up
to one hundred million people globally. Industry professionals agree that
when full contact haunted houses are offered, clear parameters must
be established for both actors and guests. The basic rule
in full contact houses follows quote lap dance rules that

(33:04):
means performers can touch guests, but guests can't touch performers.
Right the lap dance rule. I gotta be honest. If
I think you're touching me or someone in my group inappropriately,
I'm going to be touching you. Haunted house doesn't mean
you get to honk the bobos right. Listen, you sign up.

(33:27):
You said we could do whatever we wanted to. You
donated your bag of dog food. Actors are instructed to
only touch guests from the arm pits up and from
the knees down, and to avoid the torso area the nozones.
We want guests to feel frightened in most cases, we
don't want them to feel violated. Haunter attractions must inform

(33:51):
guests multiple times before entry of physical contact will occur.
Haunted attractions should make sure guests know going into it
what to expect. Now, you may think this is a
one off. You may think this doesn't happen very often,
but you'd be wrong. It happens a lot where people
are in some cases sexually violated in haunted houses, like

(34:14):
what happened in Two Rivers, Wisconsin, where the operator was
arrested for sexually assaulting teen employees. He pled no contest
to three felony charges sexual intercourse with a minor fourth
degree sexual assault causing mental harm, and got probation plus
time served. Doesn't feel fair, doesn't it?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I agree. Here's one in Tennessee. A customer allegedly assaulted
multiple actors during a hounted House event and one of
the actors. One of the actors needed hospital treatment. Yeah, yeah,
well sometimes customer, I will say this, Customers they like
to bow up, right. They think, because they're in this

(34:55):
even if you don't touch them, they can assault you.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Right, And I feel that so too. Like sometimes it
is a reaction. You get scared, and you know, some
people just react that way like whoa, you might shove
them or even punch like and then it's well, I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, but it was just a reaction.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
But going back to the first girl, any attraction that
I've ever been to where they say our monsters are
allowed to touch our guests, there's also we've also been
given a safe word, So if you don't want to
be touched, you are given a safe word.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Oh wow, Yeah, I don't think I've ever been given
a safe word.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
When we go to like the Haunted Plantation, for example,
it's a hay ride, so the monsters will jump on
the hay ride and if you don't want they get
in your face, and they will, and it is like
armpit and anything below the knee. If you don't want
them to touch you, you are given a safe word.
And you hear kids screaming all the time.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I just think that when you're doing a hunted house,
if you get right in my face, like inches from
my face, yeah, that's not cool, man, that's not scary.
That's just not cool. And if you don't want to
get hit as an actor, don't be with an arms
reach right. That's a good way to ensure I'm not

(36:23):
going to hit you. But it seems like low hanging
fruit to get right in your face and go that's
just me. Here's another one. We know, McKenny manner. We
know that the history of that one. We've talked about
that many times. For those are unaware of that haunted house,
it is a haunted house. You have to apply it
to even go to, and it is free as long

(36:44):
as you make a donation of a forty pound bag
or something like that of dog food. And they do
everything from waterboarding, cut your hair, tie you up, help
me out, give me. I mean, it's the it's everything
pretty much anything. Everything is allowed in that sort of
in that particular one. I don't know about sexual assault,

(37:06):
but yes they can. They can, like you said, cut
your hair, do whatever it takes. I mean, I think
that you put a bag over your head. I think
that if you if you're asking for what mccainny maner does,
it's in the line of what you should and shouldn't
do is very thin. Yeah, and so I'm confident there

(37:30):
was probably some grabbing where they shouldn't have been. Oh yeah,
could just go down the video the whole of watching
the videos online on YouTube of mccainny manner, you'll go what, Yeah,
that's a note for me.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
America's most extreme haunted house.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Uh. And then another is it didn't happened in Omaha
at Mystery Manor, where a visitor allegedly alleged that an
actor dressed as a clown grabbed her, forced her head
onto a table, and followed her through the haunted house.
The actor was cited for assault. So overwhelm it happens. Yeah,

(38:06):
and I get it. Uh. Some of these actors get
carried away and they're acting when they're scaring people. But you, you,
as the actor in this, should show some kind of
restrained In Ohio and Ohio Haunted House employed known sex
offenders and one was arrested again for child a sexual
crime while working there. Uh. A haunted attraction in Tennessee

(38:31):
is accused by visitors of torture and and you main treatment.
In Queens, New York, the Hunted House, a haunting in
Hollis faces lawsuits over injuries from unsafe conditions, and another
one a drunk visitor attacked a worker addressed as a
ghost in a haunted house. Yeah, it happens a lot.
And we send kids willy nilly like right of passage

(38:52):
go in there. But if you were a predator, haunted
house feels like the best place to work. Yeah, because
you're just doing your job what you were hired to do.
I'm supposed to do that, all right, you creepy. It's
made me because I already think Santa's and all that
is weird. You you tell your kid to be avoid stranger,

(39:13):
but then you send him to sit on some stranger's lap,
but he's a nice old man and his lap is
really warm. Who's getting paid twelve dollars an hour? And
who wasn't the best one to hire? Because they do
independent work? Right, it's literally like the fourth or fifth one,
and they probably went and got drunk the night before.

(39:34):
It's bad san yeah to a degree, right, But a
haunted house is the same thing, just predators lying in wait,
much like a lot of other places in the world.
I have my own costume, yes, but in the haunted
house it seemed as okay, right of course, where the
librarian You're like, no, you obviously shouldn't be touching the librarian.

(39:59):
All right, got to take a break. We'll be back
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(40:22):
I get your tickets at amp tickets dot com. Let's
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is well? I am leading with eleven. Corbyn, you are
hot on my heels with ten and Lindsey is hot
on your heels with nine. Last week's winner, that would

(40:42):
be Lindsay. So Corbyn and Gimpy eight three three four
six oh K m O D eight three three four
six oh K M O D call up and decide
who's gonna be the clue giver. Whoever gets the most
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(41:04):
you're on the air. What is your name is? Patrick? Patrick?
Who would you like to give clues? Gimpy or Corbyn?
Let's go with Corbyn today, Patrick. Sixty seconds are on
the clock. Timer starts after the first clue. Are you ready?
Ben it? This is an Australian rock band and the

(41:33):
it's also the name of the band is also the
term for electricity, certain types of a certain type of electricity.
Two different types actually. And also this is the song
that plays at football games. People chant it when there's
a storm, there is a bright light and then thunderstruck. Yes, correct, Uh,

(42:03):
this is the brother's seventies band John Travolta was in
a movie of the same name, The GiB brothers Andy
Gibbs Night Fever. Yes, but this was also, I believe
a movie as well with this title. Opposite of Dead Cowboy,

(42:25):
opposite of Dead Tibby. There you go and blank put
I'll be right back. Say a lot. I'd say it again,
say there you go. We're just having a hard time

(42:46):
hearing you on the speakerphone. This is the Don Henley.
This is about a place you would you could rest
when you're driving in uh, the state. That is the
gold Rush State. Time time time time, time, time time time.
Two is what we got and we'll see if that

(43:06):
is enough. Patrick, hang on the line. Okay, thank yes,
it's on me. Good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name, Brandon? You have to beat two with
GIMPI are you ready? Yeah, let's go for it. Here
you go, come home brother. Oh okay. This is Travis

(43:29):
Barker's band and these Uh it's a song about something
that is not large. What's the opposite a large?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Small?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Not?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
It is blank one eighty two. Thanks for saying that.
You got the word small in the title, so what's
the name of a Blink one eighty two song that
has the word small time? You got it? Okay? This
is Dave Grohl's band and Superman Batman military veterans. These
are all known as what uh no, okay, you're right, yes,

(44:08):
but Superman is a super blank what superhero? Okay, take
the super off? What do you have? Hero? If he's
not your hero, he's hmmm hero my hero. There you go. Uh.
This is the main song from Top Gun. Maverick h No,

(44:31):
oh god, I I was just listening to it. What's
the opposite of saying with me? Time your time? Time time?
We got a tie? That means nobody wins anything. I'm sorry, Brandon,
Oh all right, Patrick, I'm sorry there was a tie.

(44:53):
Nobody wins anything. Friend. Oh bummer, you feel better about
that now? You got that? You feel better now? I mean,
you know, times are laying but yeah, it's okay. We'll
do with it right on. Have a good day later.

(45:16):
So disappointed yourself, Brandon. Yeah. Top Gun movie the eighties
soundtrack king Uh he sings footloose. Yeah, don't mess with me.
I'm in the blank, Will Robinson blank, Will Robinson, that's good. Yeah.

(45:40):
Uh huh yeah, obviously danger zone.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
And then this was the one guy.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yeah, yeah, what what holiday inns? One of these motel
six these are all types of you know, uh. And
then yes, the the states on on the far west
coast where most of the chaos breaks out Florida, Yeah, right,

(46:07):
west coast, Oh, goddess west coast, Portland, Yeah right, all right.
The record, now, well, that keeps me in a lead
with eleven, keeps you with ten, keeps Lindsay with nine.
The Big Man Morning Show returns last robinas is here.
The Trump Two host the Charlie Kirks Celebration of Life.

(46:28):
The White House will be hosting a celebration of Charlie
Kirk's life today. President Trump said he'll posthumously be awarding
Kirk the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The event will take
place in the White House East Room. Kirk's wife, Erica,
will be in a tifferance. Irika, the thirty one year
old Conservative activists, was shot and killed while speaking in September.

(46:51):
It says here that the House Speaker Warrens shutdown could
be one of the longest GIGEA House speaker Mike Johnson
is warning the current government's shut down could be one
of the longest in history, and he said that if
Democrats keep up their obstruction, then that's where we're gonna
be heading. The shutdown began October first, and looks headed

(47:12):
for its third week. The Senate is expected to vote
again today on a measure to fund the government. It's
already failed seven times. A successful test flight of Space
six Starship has happened the eleventh flight of the Mega rocket.

(47:32):
It ended with the spacecraft splashing down in the Indian Ocean.
The ship and super heavy booster launched from Starbase in
South Texas just after six pm last night, and there
was a successful relight of one of the engines while
in space. Had time before with you right goes out.
You're just gonna relight it, damn it if you get

(47:53):
to puppet hard enough, though it never really actually goes out.
He said, hey now, and then lastly, here sky took.
Communications officer receives a life saving Award. Nine one one
Communication Officer Ashley Williams has been honored with an award
after she helped save the life of a one year
old baby Wow on September eighth. Ashley received a call

(48:17):
from a mother who said the infant daughter was not breathing.
Ashley guided calmly guided the mother through CPR of the
phone as she waited for medics to arrive. The baby
started breathing and crying thanks to the CPR provided before
medics arrived on the scene. Ashley will be acknowledged today
during the Skytook City Council meeting, where she will also
have the opportunity to meet the family she helped. Wow.

(48:39):
So story right, everybody should learn CPR. There is I
just learned some CPR I did not know. I thought
CPR was to bring somebody back to life. It is not.
It's to keep blood pumping through the body to the
organs until medical trained medical professionals can arrive. Okay, I
didn't know that. Another thing the TV and movies had

(49:01):
led us to believe, right, Like you're just The idea
is to push using your force to push the heart
so blood keeps moving through the body. That makes sense.
See good morning Lindsay.

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(49:57):
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Good luck all right, Time for listener emails. You can
always email us anytime you want. The email addresses show
at kmot dot com. The second one I have is
a doozy. First though, I got a few Amazon packages

(50:21):
delivered to work. Nothing shady, just stuff like phone chargers
or snacks. I forgot to grab it home anyway. The
other day, one showed up. My supervisor opened it, not
by mistake either. He looked inside, saw what it was,
and then dropped it off at my desk like it
was no big deal. I didn't say anything in the
moment because it caught me off guard. But the more
I think about it, the weirder it feels. He's not

(50:42):
an HR or security. It's just my boss opening my stuff.
Am I overreacting? It feels like a line has been crossed.
Is this normal office behavior? Or am I right to
be creeped out by this? Listeners having stuff delivered to
the office and their boss is opening their packages with

(51:04):
their name on it, and they feel like it's a
little weird. Well, they say that opening somebody else's male
is a felony offense male. Yes, FedEx ups are not federal.
It's not the mail right now, some Amazon comes to

(51:25):
the mail, right, but any of those deliveries are not
protected by the Postmaster General. Right. So this guy, the
supervisor in this case, is not committing a crime. He's
just being weird. I don't know. I don't know if
he's being weird. This person does sound like they feel

(51:46):
that way, though. Yeah, I try to make it a
practice not to have anything personal delivered to the station
unless it's you know, a work related I think that's
the only exception that I could think of of why
me personally would need something delivered to the house. Right.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Or if you lived with someone and you were having
a surprise ordered for them maybe and you didn't want
them to see it.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
You just get the package before they do, right.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
But in some cases that doesn't happen when it comes
in a box though, too. Yeah for me, like I'm
I would be the one to order something. And there
has been an instance like now, our exchange student Moses,
he has ordered many things through Amazon to the house,
and there was one time where a package came and
I didn't know that he had ordered something, and I

(52:37):
opened it thinking it was something that I had ordered,
and I, oh, I didn't order this, And then I looked.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Sure, that's excusable. It's your house, right, the things coming
to your house you expect for you, you would open them.
We had that problem at Christmas where my wife would
order stuff at Amazon for Christmas, and then I'd open
it because they all have my name on it, right,
And then I'd say, I'm like, oh, I wasn't supposed
to open this, but it comes to your house. I
don't see what the big to do is, right, But

(53:06):
that's not what this person's talking about. They're talking about
it showing up at work and their boss opening stuff.
When we had a secretary, like a person at the
front desk. I've had stuff delivered before to the office.
I don't know if to this address, but I've had
stuff delivered before, especially if it needed a signature, Right,
I've done that so I could guarantee that I got it. Yeah,

(53:29):
we have stuff, listeners, center, stuff company, whatever, it'll come here.
And most of the time they just put it here
on my desk, and then I look at the label
and see, well, is it for corbyin is it for
Lindsay's or for myself? If it's just to the show
in general, I may open it then, but if it's
got somebody else's name on it, I ain't mess whether

(53:50):
that's your stuff. Man, this neck says you use the
business or corporate mailing a dress to have something delivered
to you. Of course they're going to check it before
it's brought to you. Another one, Why wouldn't you have
a phone charger delivered to your personal address. Maybe you
need it right then maybe going out of town, maybe
you can't find yours, Maybe you would need it for

(54:13):
the right home solution. Send it to your house like
normal people do. That is true. Yeah, that's yeah, But
that's how I think the like we our generation thinks. Okay,
delivery is just a part of people. That's a lot
of people shop. That's the way that a lot of

(54:34):
them have only shopped right, right right. And maybe this
this emailer has had a problem with their packages getting
stolen at their house before. That wouldn't make good sense
as to why to have something just delivered to your work.
I'm tired of porch pirates. You don't really get that
much in an office kind of setting or business setting.

(54:55):
This tex says, I have all my packages delivered to
my job. Never have a problem with it anybody opening them,
but also having delivered to my job so they don't
get stolen off my front porch. Possibly reasonable answer. Yeah,
you got to talk to me about this. Ask him
if there's a reason he thinks it's okay. Nuclear answer
gotta go with the old standby. Order yourself a box
of scorpions. Oh, that's not a bad idea. True. But

(55:19):
if you go and you ask the supervisor, hey, man,
when'd you open my package? You think, really that's okay
to open my package, and the supervisor turns around says, well,
do you think it's really okay to have your personal
packages delivered to your work? Yeah? Yeah, it's okay, or yeah,
you're agreeing with me that that's what the boss could say.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Yeah, it's okay to have your personal packages delivered to work.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Is it interesting statement you're making there? Is it okay
to take personal phone calls at work?

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
And no?

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Is it an emergency?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Like, well, that's obviously an exception and that's not what
I'm talking about. Then no, Yeah, it's as in the manual, right,
no personal calls at work, no personal emails through your
work address. So when you say yes, it should be okay.
I'm caught off guard by that because that feels like
a well known policy right to not take personal phone calls,

(56:18):
not use your work email for personal emails.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
I think that a package being I think it's like
for porch pirates or whatever the case. I think a
lot of people do it for those reasons. I don't
if there's anything wrong with it.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
I don't think there's anything wrong with people taking personal
phone calls, right, But that's a rule my job. We
do open packages not addressed to us, because when ordering
work stuff, the packages addresses to the one who placed
the order. But if it's for the office not personal belongings,
does he open your food as well? Right? Does he
eat your sandwich? Dude? Fridge issues at work are for

(57:02):
a while. So I get here, I take my whatever
I have put it in the fridge, first one here. Lately,
the fridge has been very clean, and so I just
put it in that spot. There's nothing else in there.
I then go to get my food. After other people
have shown up. My food has been moved to a

(57:22):
different spot in the fridge, so somebody can have that
spot because you took somebody's spot, or it's my spot
because I'm the first one here, yeah, Or it's a
fridge and there is no assigned parking with you on that.
But also you're moving food the fridge. There's four people
in this building. There's two fridges, for god's sake, fridges. Man.

(57:48):
I have all my packages delivered to my parents because
my dogs roam the yard and have chewed up a
package before oof, Well, let's go into your parents' house.
That's not going to your workplace. I used to live
in an apartment and have had my stuff delivered to work.
Even in an apartment, you know that it's getting dropped
off at the front office, right, But if you don't

(58:09):
make it home before they close, I could see how
that's an easue. Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
I lived in an apartment complex before that was just
a building. I mean it was an older building. So
if if you didn't have a big mailbox, it would
they would let it sit by your door, put it
out sure that there was no office sure, so to speak.
So and I did have a neighbor at the time
that would steal boxes.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
As long as it's okay by the company or the
boss to have the packages delivered, then no they should
not open it. But if it wasn't okay, then I
could see the boss opening it. It's a good point.
Did this email or get permission to have packages delivered
at work? Or are you just willing nelly doing it?
Or to yourself a giant dildo And if he opens it,
look him straight in the eye and say, well, now

(58:56):
you've spoiled the surprise. Suits giant feel subjective? Feels very subjective.
I don't know. When I hear giant dildo, I'm thinking
one that's at least three foot long, you know, and
about maybe four inches in circumference. So I googled on
Amazon giant dildo, Got a picture of yourself? And it

(59:23):
ranges anywhere between seven inches damn to twenty point four?
Who needs two feet of slng? You need two feet
of long? What would be then? What would be the
appropriate length? What's wrong with this one? This one's inflatable?

(59:49):
So like a rebox pump? Okay, like you can make
it look okay? But so which is the right size? Then?
Who sends you thet one? If you're gonna send it
to your boss, you want the biggest one you could get. Yeah,

(01:00:09):
here's the inflatable one. For those that are wondered, Well,
I am curious as to what an inflatable builder looks like? Yeah,
why do you what?

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
But why?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Oh? It comes in purple at thirty bucks. What a bargain?
You can get it by Sunday? What dildos on Amazon?
Oh it doesn't stop there, man. You can get hold dolls, man,
and not just the ones that always look surprised, like
Loew's legit, you know rubber dolls, You're like, this one

(01:00:44):
is lobola. I think it's interesting how they put pictures
of like people's hands right, so our forearm right or
side question? Okay, uh yeah, that's a that's definitely an
option on what you can do. Your boss out to
the parking lot and fist fight him. Sure. Yeah. I've

(01:01:06):
had jobs that were okay with packages being delivered and
some weren't. I've always asked the boss and they told
me when to expect if it's okay, good morning. I
try to always keep my work life in personal life
separate best I can, but there has been a few
times when something was ridiculously expensive that did need a
signature and I had it sent to work. But I
also informed the boss and the shipping receiving team what

(01:01:27):
it was and about when it would show up, and
that everybody was aware. It wasn't a problem. Now fast
forward to the day and I work in casino. Everything
gets open no matter who it's from, and whether you
tell them or not, that's just safety practices. Sure depends
on company policy whether or not packages should be open
prior to delivery to the employee. Listen to email from

(01:01:49):
someone who says, I get a few Amazon packages delivered
to work. Nothing shady, just stuff like phone chargers or
snacks I forget to grab at home. Anyway, the other
day one showed up and my supervisor opened it by mistake.
He looked inside, saw what it was, and then dropped
it off at my desk like it was no big deal.
I didn't say anything in the moment because it caught
me off guard. But the more I think about it,

(01:02:09):
the weirder it feels. He's not an HR or security.
It's just my boss opening stuff. Maybe I'm overreacting and
it feels like a line has crossed. Is this normal
office behavior? Lindsay?

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
I don't think it's normal office behavior. And I feel
like if it was a legitimate mistake, like how I
accidentally opened someone's package and I said I'm sorry, I
thought it was mine and it was no big deal,
they would have done the same thing, because maybe they're
used to opening packages sent to the office and then realized,

(01:02:43):
oh wait, this doesn't have my name on it. They
would have apologized. So if it happens again, I would say, hey,
this is becoming a habit. Do you, is it okay
if I have packages sent here or is it policy
that you go through them first? You can just ask
the question if it happens again. Otherwise I would say,

(01:03:05):
let this first time slide. If you're going to continue
having packages sent to the office, and if it happens again,
then you can say something or maybe ask if there
is a policy on it. Maybe you're not supposed to
be having stuff delivered, so let it slide.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Gimbie. I think you should have asked permission before you
even had anything delivered to the workplace. You should have
definitely asked your boss or your immediate supervisor. Sounds to
me like they didn't do that. Maybe they didn't, I
don't know, But the fact of it is, the one
sure fire away to make sure this never happens again
is just don't do it. Just have your stuff delivered

(01:03:45):
to your house. They've got lock boxes you can set
up next to your mailbox or on your porch that
you can have packages put in and secured safely. Okay,
there's really no need to have your Amazon packages, your snacks,
and phone chargers sent to work. So I don't think

(01:04:11):
that the boss was in the right for opening it.
But at the same time, the listener, the emailer was
not in the right for having it sent to the office.
So everybody's done wrong. Now let's it's a wash, Let
it go and just don't be sending stuff to the
office anymore after that. Uh, is he doing this to

(01:04:33):
all the packages or just yours? Because if he's doing it,
it's just yours, like he's sorting through them and sees
your name and opens them. Yes, that's weird, that's creepy.
That's an HR issue. Right Is it his job to
open packages? Is he just your boss or is he
the boss? Because that's different too. If he's just your boss,
I think that's weird to open just your employees stuff.

(01:04:55):
If he's the boss, well he's the boss. And I
is it in manual? Does it say hey, you can't
have stuffs in here? CA have you cleared it? These
are all important things, but I think the bottom line,
I think a lot of people forget this is you
are just a visitor. It is their business. It is
not you were there temporarily, whether it be a year

(01:05:18):
or twenty five. It's their business. You are paid labor,
You're not a It isn't your business, right so they
can do whatever they want and you can either like
it or not. It's very easy. You can like it
or not. If you don't like it, leave But by
the way, who cares? As long as they're not taking stuff?

(01:05:42):
Who cares? Right, that is a nothing burger to get
worked up about. You should be more worked up that
they're giving a doing Hawaiian shirt day again. They did
that last year. Come up with something original, right, I
feel like that's a more worthy thing. Then you open
it up and so my neon phone charger? Who cares?

(01:06:04):
You just think that's a problem. It's not a real problem.
Could have been an accident. Maybe it's security measure. Either way,
Come on, man, I'm glad your job's that great that
that's the complaint you have. You can always email us
Show at kmod dot com. Show atkmod dot com where
you read emails on tuesdays time for listener emails. This

(01:06:25):
is where we read emails that you guys send in
that's saying you need help. This one says I've been
seeing this girl. She's twenty nine. I'm forty five. I
just got divorced too. This girl's fun wild. Woke me
up again after being married so long. Last weekend she
told me she wants to bring another woman into our relationship,

(01:06:45):
not a one time thing, but a full on thing
with three of us. I mean, hell, yeah, right, But
this feels like a terrible idea. I just got out
of a marriage, barely figured out how to date again,
and now she's talking about a poly relationship and open
love and all that. I don't know what half that means.

(01:07:07):
So what do I do here? I feel like this
is for younger me, not dad of two, freshly divorced me.
The optics on that are different, right as a twenty
something and as a forty something with kids. The idea
you're like, all right, freshly divorced, you're liked, and then
you just straight into the deep end sounds like a

(01:07:32):
good idea. However, the anxiety I feel for you, my man,
makes me wonder why why bring a whole other person
into this relationship? I mean, it's one thing to have
the sex with some you know, another adding another person
into that one, but this person wants to make the relation,

(01:07:55):
have the PolyAm So are you not good enough for
this dame to where she's got a bring somebody else in?
I don't think that's what poly relationships are about. I
don't think they're about, Hey, you're not good enough for me,
so I need a I need more. I need the
super size, not just the large. Maybe I don't know,
never been anyone, don't plan on it. But I just

(01:08:16):
think that that Polly relationships are more about feeling like
sharing love and not about you're not good enough. It's
more optimistic than pessimistic.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
I always thought it was more of not settling down.
You're just you're you're not interested in settling on one person,
and you just you don't want to be settled. You might,
I think, is what you might. Right, you don't want
to be monogamous in a in that with one person,
and you're not not to say that you want to.

(01:08:51):
You're to send it for more. You're more fun. You
might want to go to dinner with this person and
and not be exclusive.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
But you're saying sexually driven. You say you say Polly's
about sexy. Okay, from what I understand about it, it's
it that is the mystique, but that it's not. It
is about a relationship and not being monogamous and not
always about sex, and that is about sharing your love
from what I understand. I don't know like gimpy, nor

(01:09:24):
do I care to find out. I'm good that ship
has sailed. I don't even know if twenty something me
would have been into that, right I think twenty something
to me, yeah for sure, Why the hell not give
a shot, Let's have fun, you know. I think eventually

(01:09:45):
would have figured it out and been like, oh god, no,
this sucks twice as much, you know, but hey, you're
getting it. You're getting both of them at the same time.
Here's a question. When you're dating and you're like, hey,
let's have a a Polly relationship. Is that a smaller
pool of people? Like you know, when you want someone

(01:10:06):
who's blonde hair and blue eyed, and you go, okay,
here's all the blonde hair and blue eyed, right. But
when you want something Polly, do you have to just
go to the pool of Polly's. Yeah, because not everybody's
into that, say, right, or do you just propose it
to somebody? You can propose it to anybody you want,
but you may and probably won't get the results you're
looking for, you know what I mean. So you have

(01:10:27):
a day that you've got to go to that group
of people who understand the lifestyle, know the lifestyle, willing
to live the lifestyle. And you're like, okay, well this
is where I'm at. Now, do you ever see grandparent pollies?
I'm gonna go with no, bro, Bro, I've seen grandparents swingers. Sure,

(01:10:47):
that's not what I said, though, I said, Polly relationships
that are elderly. It would not surprise me, to be
honest with you, if there are some that are out there,
just saying baby pigeons, all right? Text came in cheating
whrror question mark another one. She just wants to be
a horror without the conscience. Maybe maybe what did that say?
She's twenty something, right, yeah, twenty twenty nine, twenty nine.

(01:11:10):
She's got some daddy issues that sounds like, and she's
living her best life. I don't know if it makes
her a cheating horror automatically, just because she wants to
invite somebody in into the end of the relationship, not
not just into the bedroom. But let's do all this together. Now.

(01:11:31):
I got to satisfy two women, make sure that they're happy,
and she.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Wants the relationship with both of them at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
That's what a poly relationship is.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
I thought, it was I'm if I'm in a poly relationship.
I'm in a relationship with you on Mondays, but then
I'm in a relationship with him on Tuesdays. Like, it's
not all three of us at.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
One time, it's all three the same time. Yeah, it
can be, Polly is And this is the text that
comes through somebody who lives that lifestyle. Uh, you can
love and have feelings for more than one person. Well,
I love and have feelings for a lot of different people,
my children, you know. Well, not saying not in a
relationship loving relationship way, the yeah it is. It is

(01:12:16):
about you're a thropple essentially, right that you are all
together and not all thrumples have sex with all three
of them together? Do you sleep in the same bed
together sometimes? From what I understand, there's a great documentary
about poly relationships and is it on HBO maybe? And
it just followed these couples and they had kids and

(01:12:39):
like a normal life and one at one point they
break up with one of them and that you know,
and they got to leave and how awkward it is.
And but it's a pretty good documentary showing behind the
curtain of how that works. Right, Some texts coming in. Uh,
it says, if this is step one for this chick,
i'd start go be in the field for your future

(01:13:01):
boyfriend too, Reason ninety and sixty four. I'm glad I'm married, right.
I mean, I don't know if it automatically means they
want a guy brought in now, she could have a guy, right.
That doesn't mean you guys will all have sex together. No,
but you have to accept that this girl that you
like you're also sharing with another dude at the same time.

(01:13:24):
Texs coming in. Bro Let it happen and live almost
every man's fantasy. Oof threesome, totally threesome relationship. I don't
think that's almost every guy's fantasy. Go for it if
you can keep up energy wise and emotionally, graciously bow
out again. It is not a threesome. It doesn't mean

(01:13:46):
you will have a relationship with that other person too.
You could, but it doesn't guarantee it. It could be
just her girlfriend and hangs out. Doesn't mean you're having sex.
How do poly relationships break up? Is it like getting
fired in your boss and hr there? I mean, usually
there's two other people, right, sit you down at this table,

(01:14:08):
so you're probably wondering why I asked you'd be here
to ding reasonable answer. You're a middle age man, smack
a man smack in the middle of crazy. Your choices
are strapping and enjoy the ride or bail. Sounds like
you want to bail. Listen to your gut you're gonna answer.
Put the pedal to the medal, My dude, You'll probably

(01:14:28):
wake up in an alley missing a kidney in case
of gano afro syphilis that will decimate mankind. But threesome
another one. Sit back and enjoy the ride. But no,
in the back of your mind, it can't. It can
go down the crapper really quickly. True poly relationship, you
have to pick from other poly people. Is there a

(01:14:50):
meeting Wednesdays at the Lakenta? Do you do you just?
Is it a Facebook group and you pick from? Is
it like adopting a dog? Right? Yeah, I'll bet you
there are Facebook groups out there. I'm sure there are
this Facebook group for everything. Yeah, Swinging and Paulie are
two completely separate things. Polly subscribes the idea that now
one person complete you. It takes a village mindset. There's

(01:15:14):
no way I'm watching my significant other hookup with someone else.
I feel like they are under the impression they can
sleep with others in front of you. They might do
it when you aren't around. Maybe I'm wrong, but I
couldn't handle the anxiety and thought, yeah again, Polly, isn't
you know cuck holding you're not sitting there watching You
may but probably not. It is where you're like, it's Wednesday,

(01:15:35):
I'm gonna watch Survivor and they're like, great, I'm gonna
go out with Sarah right or Sarah and I'm gonna
sleep in Sara's room tonight or whatever. Sarah and I
are going to dinner or Tom tell her, sure, have
one wild night, then bounce. If you stop being into
one of them but the other, do you need to

(01:15:56):
break up with both? Can you keep going with one
and they keep going with both of you? That did
happen on the show that I watched the documentary and
they decided together this girl couldn't be involved anymore. Right,
So it's like a team ganged up on the other.
One said, see you. One woman is tough enough, but

(01:16:17):
two Uh, I'm the dude banging a chick banging another
dude disguised as a dude you with full retour. Never
go full retour. There are different types of Polly. Kitchen
table is where all are involved with all. I prefer
parallel because I have my own things, she has hers,

(01:16:38):
and we help each other in deeper and more meaningful ways.
I love every poly relationship they try to sell like
they're on a more personal mind level. Sounds like she
wants to pick up the bill for her girlfriend also,
but why not enjoy both of them for a minute?
On the surface, it sounds awesome. What happens if you
both get pregnant? The relationship could get real quick. That's

(01:17:00):
a great question. And poly relationships do is I would
think that's a possibility. Yeah, And if you live together,
the possibility of two people cycling at the same time
is there?

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Listener email from someone who is dating a girl. She's
twenty nine, he's forty five. He just got divorced. Girl's
fun wild woke me up again and after being married
so long the last weekend, she says she wants to
bring another woman into the relationship, not a one time thing,
but a full on thing with the three of us.
I mean, hell yeah, right, But this feels like a
terrible idea. I just got out of a marriage. I

(01:17:31):
barely figured out how to date again, and she wants
to talk polly relationships and open love and all that.
I don't even know what that means. So what do
I do here? I feel like this is for younger me,
not dad of too freshly divorced me.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Lindsey, I mean, I hate to be a debbie downer,
but I think you've already answered your own question. You
said it sounds like a bad idea, then it probably is.
Do you want to try explaining your polyamorous relationship to
your children if they ask? If you don't want to,

(01:18:03):
then don't do it. You said dating or has been
fun and it woke you up again, So good take
that as a win and move on and find someone
that wants to be in a relationship that you want
to be in the kind that you like, not something
that you need to ask questions about. So I would say,

(01:18:25):
take the win from what you've gotten out of it.
Like you said, she woke you up, you're ready to
get back out there and date. Find someone that is
worth dating exclusively.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
GIMPI I think, Lindsay kind of head it. You know,
you sound like you don't want to do it. You're
just looking for somebody to tell you not to do it.
Of one of the listeners of texted interrust your Gut,
I would agree on that sounds to me like you're
doing some fun things that you've never done before because

(01:18:58):
you've been married and raising kids and that's exciting and
the thought of this sounds exciting. But you gotta, you know,
think long term on this sort of thing. You know,
is it really going to work out relationship wise? Like
Lindsay said, you gotta explain it to your kids. What
about your parents? You know, holidays are coming around, and

(01:19:20):
are you going to bring you your two girlfriends and
your kids and their kids all to your mom and
dad's house to sit down for Thanksgiving dinner. I wouldn't.
That's just me. Of course I can, because my parents
are all dead. But regardless, I personally would say, you
know what, this has been fun, the wild, crazy late

(01:19:43):
twenty sex has been a hoot, But this is a
little too much for me. I've never ordered red snapper
because they put the whole fish on the plate and
then you gotta work around the bones, and I just
know that that's too much for me. It's just not
something I'm in do, so I don't order it. That

(01:20:05):
sounds like the same thing for you. Man, you know
what you're gonna have to get into, and it sounds
like you're not into it. I don't know if the
explaining things to kids is a roadblock. Explaining kids stuff
to kids might normalize it and it won't be so
weird to them. Like I saw a girl online and
she talked about when she was little, she thought it
was normal for your shoes to go and shoe jail
if you let them around and couldn't wear them for

(01:20:27):
the week, because that's what their family did. So again,
normalizing it so it isn't so odd might be okay,
especially if you get into this regardless of what it is.
But ultimately, dude, it sounds like you know. It sounds
like you know, but you're afraid you might be missing
a golden ticket. It's okay to let golden tickets go by, right,

(01:20:51):
because then you can talk about the one that got away,
which just makes a great story because the story of
getting the golden ticket usually ain't awesome. What it did
to Charlie, right, drove them crazy? Right? He uh, him
and his grandpa drank some of the Oh Ever, no

(01:21:11):
Evoleston gobstoppers. What they were supposed to steal fizzy lifting drink. Yeah,
then they burped and had to sanitize the walls. It's
a lot of work. It really didn't work out for anybody. No,
it was not as great as they thought it was
going to be. You can always email us show at
kmod dot com. Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
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(01:21:56):
in Russian Institute twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning Gorban. Just got into
the keyword rock the bank. That keyword is credit. You
can take the keyword on over the website the Rocks
kamwene dot com, or you can plug it in using
the contest tab right here on the iHeartRadio app. All right,
it's time for to tell the truth. And I don't
have the song thing on here, so I'll have to
find that. Uh. And the way this works is you

(01:22:21):
get to know the show better, ask any question you want.
I have one to start with. I saw this online.
It's a fantastic question in honor of a Columbus Day,
who is widely regarded as a hero but was actually
a terrible person. Terrible right. Columbus who was lost said
he found a country or land that has already been
lived on by like a million people, then enslaved them, Uh,

(01:22:44):
cut off their hands. I they didn't do what he
said anyway. How about Curious George's owner. Here's a very
irresponsible pet owner. Right, yes, definitely. What's he doing owning
a monkey in an apartment? M right?

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Lets him walk around without leash stealing bananas?

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Well, he did stick by his side quite a bit.
I mean he was pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Always got away. Yes, he was constantly hunting for him
because he was mischievous. It was like the animal version
of Dennis the Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
We talk about MLK being a bad guy, cheating on
his wife and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Philander, Yeah, himb you got one. I was gonna go
with the MLK as well. So right off the top
of my head, no, to tell the truths, ask any
question you want, get to know the show better. This
is a one that I saw too, that I was
pretty good. What's the worst movie you've ever seen? The

(01:23:51):
worst movie you've ever seen?

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
I always say, kids, I hated that movie. But also
the Sasquatch one, Sasquatch Sunset. That's the most recent movie
that I just what a turd?

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Oh that was bad can be. There was an Adam
Sandler movie that I had. It was one of the
very first ones, and I forget the name of it,
but he's like working on a cruise ship or some
jive like that. Babe's a hoy.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
Never heard of that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Uh yeah, go ahead and get into that one. Sometimes
no think, yeah, Babe's a Hoy. I was like, okay,
early Adam Sandler work, I'm for it. I found it
and I was like I got maybe like ten minutes
into it, and I was like, this is literally the
worst ever Babe's a hoy? Babe's ahoy. Yep, it was

(01:25:00):
in nineteen eighty nine. Uh, this say is going overboard? Okay, Yeah.
I just had to do the quick Google search and
that's what popped up was yeah, going overboard one point eight.
Oh it's ten. Oh it's terrible again. I thought, Okay,
maybe Adam Sandler movies, Okay, I can get into it,
not that one. Not that one. Budget was eighty eight

(01:25:24):
hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
It says this movie is so bad. Adam Sandler himself
is embarrassed of it, as he should be.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
Whatever he learned how to do a bad one because
he's only made money since. Yeah. Right, And this says, uh,
Billy Bob Thornton, isn't it Billy Zane? Okay, Milton Burrell. Again,
I didn't make it that far into it. Bert Young,
who was uh, you know, Rocky Balboa's right hand man. Okay,

(01:25:58):
this says some some bi big actors in it. Those
on Billy Zaying was the rich guy on Titanic. Yeah,
that's that's some big ones man. Uh the Doors. I
could not wait for that guy to die so he
could leave. Okay, Yeah he was a he what he thinks,

(01:26:20):
he's awesome, but he wasn't a good person from the
movie from the band. I mean, gim me house things
with the cat now? And have you watched Popeye and
Winnie the Pooh horror movies? Have not watched those yet.
I've got other things in my life that I'd much
rather be doing. But the cat the cat's fine. The
cat's just fine. The cat. You know, me and the

(01:26:40):
cat get along right now. At first she was a
see you next Tuesday, but she since warmed up and
to the to the point to where, like when my
lady's over there, because it was her cat to begin with, right,
she gets a little upset, little jealous, I guess you
could say, because the cat will curl up next to me,
like I'll be sitting on a couch and she'll come

(01:27:00):
sit right next to me, curl up and go to sleep.
And anytime she's like, hey, crush, come here, da d
d D, the cat just turns around, shows her her
buttle and then comes over to me. So things with
the cat's fying. Uh. The man who killed Hitler and

(01:27:20):
also the Bigfoot is a giant, steaming turn of a movie.
Yeah mine was the baby, by the way, Jennifer Lawrence,
Oh mother, mother, Yes, yeah, yeah, that was weird. Mary
being killed. Monster's edition Frankenstein, the Werewolf or Dracula, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Kill. I would probably m kill the werewolf because I
don't want to become a werewolf. I have no desire whatsoever.
I would marry Dracula because he was pretty rich. Lived

(01:28:10):
in a really nice castle. Sure like you'd have it
made in the shade with Dracula, and he's the sexiest.
And then in Frankenstein, I guess, yes, I guess Frankenstein's monster.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Okay, can be. I am definitely killing Frankenstein's monster because
I'm not having sacks with him at all, whatsoever? Kind
of hideous also made from scraped parts, you know what
I mean. I'm afraid he might rip it off if
you're picking up what I'm putting down, you know, because
he doesn't know his own strength. He's just a simpleton

(01:28:52):
of a monster. There, So all right, I guess, I
guess I have sex with the were wolf. There is
a certain style that they like. I guess you could
go that route. Okay, it's just a style, all right,
It's just a style. So it leaves me, you know,

(01:29:14):
marrying you know Dracula. Yeah, I'll become a vampire. We
we live together happily forever, and then go feast on
you know, unsuspecting villagers. I mean, I'm killing Dracula. He's
easily the most manipulative out of those three. So see

(01:29:34):
you later. I'm banging the were wolf. Hello wild And
then I am marrying Frankenstein. Frankstein was incredibly loyal. That's true, right,
He wanted you to see past his deformities. So he

(01:29:55):
feels like the most normal out of the three. Okay,
so that makes the most sense. Y'all brought up Charlie
in the Jock Factory last segment. Who's your favorite false hero?
You know, like Grandpa Joe or Patrick Mahomes You miss
misspelled Jalen.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
Hurts, Deck Prescott.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Uh. I'm getting married in four days. Everything is perfect.
I've never been so happy. But there's one red flag.
She lies to me about little dumb things, like just
little stupid things that don't matter. And it really bothers
me because if she lies about small things, how can
I trust her about big things like will you cheat? Escalidd?
I've tried to talk to her about it, but she

(01:30:36):
acts like she doesn't even know what I'm talking about,
like she really believes she's not lying. It messes with
my head. Well, one, what are you doing? What are
you marrying for if you have that type of concern?
And what are the little lies? Like? Hey, did you
get me anything for Christmas? No? Right? Right? Hey are

(01:30:57):
you sleeping? My brother? Did you really go out to
eat with your girlfriend? Yeah, Like, what are we talking about?
What would be a white lie? Like, what would be
a dumb little thing? You ate the last four cookies
in the oreo sleeve?

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
I mean I don't think that's a red flag. That's
absent minded, right? The tiny little lies, man, just depends
on what this person thinks about.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Yeah, did you pour bleach on my shirt? What did
you spell something on my work clothes?

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
No? Right, that's different what she being is she is?
Are the lies that you think she's telling motivated by malice? Right? Right? Right?
If they're just like little silly things like hey, did
you get the mail? No, when you clearly watched her
get the mail, it's probably absent mindedness, right? And are

(01:31:52):
their lives? How do you know their lives? Yeah? How
do you know the truth? But also, huh you put
gas in the car?

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
Sure and it's on empty.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Well that's not a lie, that's complete just dufous, which
some people are like that. Yeah, but my question is
if you're that like, hey, I'm not sure or is
this just a cold feet thing? Like you're about to
get married in four days? Is this just cold feet?
That is a strong possibility. I think it's more of that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
Maybe you're lying to yourself, and I.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Hope you stay married for a long time. But also
I know a guy like, come on, yeah, take a
chance if you like her? Who cares? Gimby? Are you
in the clear with your vasectomy? Don't know? Ye still
got to send off my my fifth test kit? Fifth, fourth, fifth,
something like you gotta do a fifth? Why do you

(01:32:51):
have to? Because it's never good enough either either hey
you got here too early, or hey we didn't get
it in time, or hey you need to put more
in this cup next time. It's always something stupid. So
I'm like, all right, well they got me another kid
on the way. Whatever I am. I am no doctor,

(01:33:11):
and I haven't been tested. But it's been long enough.
It's been since May. All right, pretty sure, I'm good
to go, but I'm not. I ain't testing it to
find out, so far as in, like, hey, let's go
ahead and take our chance, right because the kids that
you don't want, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
So can you physically go into the clinic.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
And have it? It's in California, so I'm probably sure
I could. I mean they probably do it here. Yeah,
I'm sure they do, but you know it's gonna charge
me for it. I looked up because I was reading
an article about failed viseectomes because apparently that's a thing
they can happen. Yeah, and the statistical odds of that,

(01:33:53):
And I'm trying to remember what it was because it
was such a It wasn't zero, but it wasn't like,
you know, it wasn't like you're good. It was like
one in a thousand. Right, there's still a chance. There's
a slim chance, but there's still a chance.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
A friend of mine had to have the procedure redone
it didn't take my mom's best friend, her husband had
to well, the procedure failed and they had a baby
at forty eight years old. Forty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
Seeh I'm not trying to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
My kids are all grown up and I'm on the
grandkids now, and I am good with any of that,
yeah at all? Whatsoever? Yeah? Yeah, the article paranoid me
so much. I'm like, maybe I need to get testing
right and it may not hurt It wouldn't hurt anything.
I guess I don't know, but sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, did they say that you need
to redo your tests?

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
I mean, I took mine and I dropped it off locally.
I didn't have to mail it in, and they I
waited like sixty days and then tested, and then I
did the initial one after like two weeks or whatever
it is, right, but I'm talking about doing another one
again after seven years, right, because you can't there's no
window on your balls right to go in there and see.

(01:35:18):
You can't just look at it and be like, oh, yeah,
it looks like they've grown back together. Now you'd have
to go and ab attacked. They don't even have to
really grow back together perfectly, just get close enough. You
just have to have a window. That's it. To squirrel
on in. Who is a worse Who is a worse

(01:35:39):
human being? Someone who abandons their family, goes from milk
and never returns. Are someone who intentionally runs over animals, dogs, cats, squirrels,
et cetera.

Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
This feels easy, Yeah, someone who abandons their family.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Kimpy, those poor little woodland creatures. Man didn't ask for anything.
It's true, of course, it's somebody who went out from
milk and never came back. Yes, it is absolutely someone
who abandons their family. What's your best Halloween memory? What
is your worst Halloween memory.

Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
One of the best Halloween memories was my dad used
to dress up as Freddy Krueger when I was a
kid in elementary school when I would go trick or treating,
And one year he set up a lawn chair and
almost looked like a scarecrow, a dummy laying in this

(01:36:37):
lawn chair as Freddy Krueger, and one of the kids
down the street came up to the door, and my
dad jumped out of the chair and scared this kid
so bad that he peede his pants and ran home.
And I'm coming home from my trick or treating adventure

(01:37:00):
and his mom is walking up our driveway screaming at
my dad saying, I you sob I want to talk.
And there's other kids like leaving our house, you know,
with their candy, And she's so mad because her son
ran home crying because he had peed his pants because

(01:37:22):
my dad had scared him so bad. And my dad
was like, get off my property, Like it's Halloween, whatever,
it's no big deal. So are your kids a whim?

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
So? Is that the best one of the worst one?

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
I think that was the best one. That's the worst one. Briefly,
the best hasn't happened yet. The worst hasn't happened yet,
The best or the worst hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Okay, GIMPI I think, uh the one that sticks out
to my mind. I was four or five, four or
five at the time. Yeah, it was because before my
mom and stepdad got married. Okay, so it had to
have been before I was seven, so old enough to remember,
but before my dad got hooked up with my mind. Uh. Anyhow,

(01:38:08):
so it was just me and my mom and my
brother and I believe we were living in California at
this point in time, and we're trick or treating and
and uh, we had this long ass green convertible of
sorts and we're riding around with the top down and
then the start the rain comes in. The rain comes in,
so we had to stop in length this dark industrial

(01:38:32):
complex areas we're driving around or whatever, and mom my
brother had to stop put the top up manually on
this old ass convertible or whatever. And I think it
was like right after that we called it a night.
So that was That's just one of those things that
it was just the three of us really sticks out.
Worst worst Halloween memory. I don't have that. There's been

(01:39:00):
so many of them just walking around forever sucks, so
I don't. I don't really have one that that sticks out.
Best would be I remember being seven or eight and
in my neighborhood this one lady would dress up as
a witch and had this giant cauldron she would set

(01:39:23):
out there and some imitate fire underneath it and dry
ice and the whole thing right, and would cackle and stir,
and if you went up to her you got a
full candy bar, like a king size, just a regular
full bar, fun size, And I remember obviously being scared,

(01:39:44):
and it wasn't until like a couple years later until
I finally went and got a candy bar, so mad
at myself that I didn't do that the previous years.
And then the worst one, I feel like, I remember
being young and it was icing one Halloween in Iowa
and not getting I got to do like two houses

(01:40:07):
because there was so much It was cold and not safe,
and I just went to like the neighbor and then
the neighbor across the street and then came home because
I wasn't. That feels like the worst one, but I
can't think nothing tragic happened that I can recall. I
remember coming home and having my parents having to go
through the candy every time, and I do that with

(01:40:28):
my kids only because of peanuts. Oh yeah, that's the
only reason. Our folks just wanted the good stuff exactly.
Oh yeah, no, I'm I'm surveying for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
I used to get so pissed watching my parents take
my kit Cat bars and my Nestley crunch bars. I'm like,
are you gonna take them all? No, we left you
a couple. I get so mad.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
I always leave them one like I don't take so
Like if there's three musketeers and there's one, I don't
take that, right of course, if there's duplicates, you're safe. Yeah,
do you guys? Are you in your house? Is candy
usually eaten? We'll just say before Thanksgiving? Or is there
always leftovers? There's there was always leftovers with me and

(01:41:14):
my kids.

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
No, there's rarely any leftovers. I mean we've had to
take it from them, like you can't take this to
your room or anything, because they'll try to hide it.
They will try to stash it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
It's not left out. They can ask for it whenever
they want, but they don't eat much candy, right, So
after a month I make them wean it down, so
take out what you really want and then we throw
that away and then the bad gets dramatically smaller after that. Yeah,
it's just managing it that way. But they can have

(01:41:50):
it whenever they want, but it would just not out
for you to eat. You can't go willy illy and
next thing you know, you're ruining your dinner. No, that's
more for me. Actually, which team needs a total reset?
Dolphins or the Jets, Lindsey.

Speaker 4 (01:42:09):
Maybe the Jets at this point, well they both are sucking,
but probably the Jets. They haven't won a single game.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
GIMPI, Yeah, it's the Jets. The Jets have sucked for
a long time, a long time. They thought they were
doing something good by getting Aaron Rodgers in there. Well
you see how that worked out, all right? So, uh
to worry with the Dolphins. They they're back and forth. Man,
they're back and forth. They have great potential. But the
Jets have just sucked so much ass for so much

(01:42:41):
such a long time. I Uh, it's it's the Dolphins
that need to reset. The Jets are have a new coach,
getting the sea legs. It's six games as this first coach,
first time as a head coach. I think we got
to give that a little bit of break where McDaniels
is a mess. He's got his captain, his quarterback, the
same thing at the podium, he's not okay with not okay.

(01:43:05):
I like this question. Did you see the story about
the baby that was born at the quick trip in Katusa?
What do you guys think would be a good name
for a baby that was born at a quick trip?
So for those that know, they were on their way
in and they had to stop, so they stopped at
the quick trip Atkatusa and had to call an ambulance
there and they had the baby in the parking lot
at the quick trip, right, So what do you think
is a good name for a baby that was born

(01:43:26):
at a quick trip?

Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
Lindsay, uh, I honestly think that whatever you were planning
on naming the baby outside of the quick trip, like,
stick with that. I'm not a fan of kids that
are like, oh, we had it at McDonald's, so we
named it mcburglar or whatever. I don't I don't like that,
Like stick with nobody's naming their kid MCB whatever, Like

(01:43:51):
we had it at dairy queen, So we named it
flurry or mcdairy or dairy nobody, queenie whatever. It's not
a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
I'm here. This is my this is my kid food
for less, this is this is my kid mcflurry and
this is my kid whopper. Nobody's doing that. What do
you think, gimp, I'm a fan. There's a couple of
things here. But if you happen to be at a

(01:44:24):
particular gas pump when uh you gave birth, name it
after that pump number. Remember Blossom she had that friends seven. Yeah,
I'm all right with that. Name your kid like thirteen
x seven eight nine yeah, yeah, just the number I
think is fantastic. Now if it's if, if it was

(01:44:47):
done inside, I'm a I am a fan of of
You can name your kid buffalo, chicken, tiketo, you know,
or name it after Todd who called the ambulance to
come and help out. I feel like this is easy,

(01:45:10):
assuming it's a boy. Lamar okay, why Lamar? The dog
mascot for quick trip.

Speaker 4 (01:45:19):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
There's a couple of things.

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
Yeah what dog mascot?

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
What they quits your pink dog mask. I used to
have a mascot that was a dog, Lamar. Okay, listen,
I am older than you two, so I don't know
what to tell you. I don't know company, so that
feels like the easiest one. If it's a girl, Lamara,
I don't know. Uh, last one here? What do you

(01:45:48):
think that there? It is? What do you Would you
still care about birthdays in a post apocalyptic world?

Speaker 4 (01:45:58):
No, because I don't think you would even realize what
date it was. You'd lose track of time altogether.

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
I believe.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
So unless you're keeping a calendar, unless you're keeping track
and able to, I don't think you it would matter.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Gimbi, Yes, one hundred percent, because birthdays are special for you.
That's your special day and it means a lot. And Lindsay,
you're probably right. You probably would forget after the first
couple of years. But uh, I think if you worked
hard enough, you would not forget at all whatsoever. And
I think it's important to celebrate you and the fact

(01:46:39):
that you were on this earth and you know, your
parents decided to you know, have a little fun one night,
or you know, your mom and some random dude or
two or three dudes and one just stuck whatever. Yeah,
you absolutely celebrate birthdays in a post apocalyptic world. It's
the end of the world. Things are horrible. Why not
have a nice thing you know will happen every year.

(01:47:02):
You may not be getting a bounce house, you may
have to be fighting for your life, but yeah, you
should have one day that feels like, hey, this is awesome.
So yeah, absolutely, And if you forget the calendar, who
cares when you celebrate it because it ain't gonna matter. Right.

(01:47:25):
The thing about apocalyptic movies is they don't show when
someone has a medical emergency. No, nobody's falling off ladders
and getting a TBI. Nobody's having kidney stones. That happens
in a post a lot apocalyptic world. We're done. I'm

(01:47:46):
leaving you because you're jeopardizing the safety of all of us. Right,
so I think that that you're absolutely celebrating birthdays. All Right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back. If
you're listening to The Big Man Morning Show, I like
to find these news stories that make you go, you know,

(01:48:10):
what the hell? This is disgusting that type of thing,
And I have another list to go through that these
headlines should make you question human beings, family and women
stabbed one hundred and thirty three times angry That person
who allegedly concealed murder is free. Yeah, she has right

(01:48:35):
to be angry one hundred and thirty three. Yeah, if
they were doing it every second, Yeah, it's over two minutes.
Man struck pregnant woman with his car over parking spot dispute.

Speaker 4 (01:48:53):
Some of them.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Yeah, what a dick? Yeah, well, I mean to be fair,
was he there first? It's just a parking spot, right,
And if you were there first, you'd be in the spot, right.
I don't know. Sometimes you'd be sitting there waiting and
waiting and waiting for somebody to finish up, getting back
up whatever it is, and then some jack hole comes

(01:49:16):
swooping in.

Speaker 4 (01:49:16):
Right, there was this turn signal on?

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
Right, that's another one too, Who cares again? Look behind you,
there's a ton of spots. Maybe that person is a
bad person. They'll get to answer that later in life. Yeah.
I always have like to see that happening. Park further
back and walk past them as they're still waiting, right right.

(01:49:40):
There's no urgency for me to get out of my
spot for you, right, So if you wait because you
think I'm leaving anytime, soon. Well, that's on you. Girl
five gets hair pulled from her scalp during vicious attack
by boys. Wow, oh my goodness, this one just reads funny.

(01:50:01):
Wheelchair bound man had to slide downstairs to escape attack
by ex girlfriend bitchy because the thing he's in a
wheelchair to slide downstairs. At least he was able to
get away. What did he do that deserved the attack?

(01:50:22):
Does he get a pass compared to others because he's
wheelchair bound. He's probably stubbed his toe on his chair
for the last time. It's not like he's cheating. You'd
have to drive him there, right, Maybe maybe he's got
an online relationship that bothers You horrors can come to
the house to Corbyn right saying maybe he was banging

(01:50:45):
his nurse.

Speaker 4 (01:50:46):
Was there no wheelchair ramp at his place?

Speaker 1 (01:50:49):
Right? How to get him stairs? Maybe he didn't have
time to get in his wheelchair maybe? Right? Can you
imagine you're like eat, like wheeling, trying to decide whether
you're sitting, you know, leap out of the chair down
the steps. I think if there's a crazy woman trying
to attack you, just leap, Just go ahead and throw

(01:51:09):
yourself down the stairs. I mean short of her having
a bat Those footrests on a wheelchair aren't awesome, So
just wheel around, just ram into her. Yeah, good tone tone. Yeah,
but if you have no upper body control, I can
understand you can't lean to the side or anything. Right. Right.

(01:51:31):
Man who struck mom daughter leaving concert while driving seventy
and the thirty five miles per hour zone learns his fate.
Oh good lord, where near a concert are you driving
seventy miles per hour? Yeah? Right, No, kid, I much
feel like there's so much traffic and like you can't
get around that fast.

Speaker 4 (01:51:47):
Right. You're always questioning should we leave early to fight
the traffic?

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
Right? My new trick at the Bok Center is to
park far away and get one of those scooters and
ride that over to the Bok Center. That either just
don't have too much drink at to be okay center,
because then you'll end up wrecking your scooter, right, or
your car when you drive too whatever. Yeah, sure whatever.
Woman who dismembered man with chainsaw burned body after shooting him. Okay, Yeah,

(01:52:18):
there's a lot going on there. Well, you're just thorough. Yeah,
I don't know if there's a lot you're just thorough well.
I mean, did she shoot the man and then dismember
him and then burn the body? It sounded like she
dismembered him. It's fair burn the body and then shot
him after. I think if you're shooting him after all
that this a little just over again over again. Yeah,

(01:52:41):
so this reads that, Okay, dismembered man with chainsaw burn
and then burned the body after shooting him, So it
sounds like she she shot him, burned, then dismember. It's
all just backwards in the headline there. Yeah, which that
would be the proper way to do it, I think anyway.

(01:53:04):
Last one here, man break checked tailgating driver before fatal
shooting in parking lot. That's why you don't be messing
around and you don't know what they got and what
they're doing. Okay, I gotta read this last one because
it's funny. Man drunk on twisted tea injures two kids
with Yamaha wave Runner after jumping the twisted tea is

(01:53:28):
I mean those poor kids, of course, but the twisted tea.
He looks like he should be drinking jack, not twisted tea.
All right, Twisted tea twisted is a man. All right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back, all right.

(01:53:58):
So I like to say specific things for the Extra podcast.
And this is something we've talked about kind of before,
but not this list specifically. And that is best movie
sex scenes. Now, we've had mister skin On before and
he's awesome. He knows his stuff, Yeah he does. He
is hard to stump. He is hard. He's difficult to

(01:54:22):
not get you to know the answer. I mean, he's
very intelligent with that stuff. But these are the twenty
one movie sex scenes people will never forget. Okay. Number
one is Muholland Drive and it is the scene where
the two women characters are having sex. Okay, I don't

(01:54:43):
remember the scene. I don't remember this movie.

Speaker 4 (01:54:48):
It wasn't the best movie. Well that's not what we're
talking I know, but that's probably why if you've seen it,
why you don't remember.

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
I've never seen it. Don't even look familiar on it.
It came out in two thousand and one. Naomi Watts
justin thirow Billy Ray Cyrus is actually in it, and
it's it's I don't think it's a I don't think
it's a bad movie. I don't I don't think it's
a great movie, but I think the sex scene in

(01:55:19):
that they're talking about is probably one of the better
scenes in the movie. I'd have to see right now.
There's only one that's popping in my head, but I'm
not gonna say it because I'm sure it's on a list,
and if it's not at least in the top five,
I'm gonna be upset. Well, let's find out, because I
like the idea of if you've seen it or not,

(01:55:40):
this one surprises me. Starship Troopers, the movie about fucking
insects who invade the planet I have. I'll be honest,
I've never seen this movie. But it is a scene
with Dina Myers, okay, and the quote is mobile and
Tree made me the man I am today, And it's

(01:56:03):
a picture of them having I mean like they're about
to have sex. Yeah. I remember when it came out.
I never watched it because I'm like, Okay, insects, you're
fighting giant alien insects. Sect not for me. Yeah, I

(01:56:24):
never saw this movie. This type of movie does not
get me excited. Get somebody excited. It was one hundred
and ten million to make it. It only made one
hundred and twenty one million. Wow, Denise Richards is in it,
Jack Baucy and Neil Patrick Harris. Yeah, good god. Yeah.

(01:56:45):
Next one on this list Desperado with Antonio Bendattas and
Selma hyak Yeah yeah, Selma hyak Man. Yeah, yeah, that's
a good one. Wild Things, Oh yeah, yeah, that was
a good movie too. Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:57:02):
Nev Campbell and.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
Oh what's her not? It's implied sex if I remember correctly.
They don't actually you don't really see any action.

Speaker 4 (01:57:12):
No, it's more of them like just grabbing each other,
like kissing, yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (01:57:16):
Kissing soft cool bullshit. I have seen this scene, and
I am surprised it's on this list, but I guess
it does qualify for sex scenes that are burned in
your mind. And that is Team America World Police. I
haven't seen it. I've got it on my DVR and
watch whatever I want. I love it. And if you
don't know the scene, there's some puppets and that's what

(01:57:39):
the movie, and they are they do wild sex, like
crazy sex, and he's I remember after he's like bruised
or bandaged up or something. Yeah, because their sex was
so crazy. Those guys are fucking geniuses man. South Park
creators good yeah, and still like people still on board
with it. Yeah right, people used to think that beavas

(01:58:01):
and butthead was awesome, but it ran the course. Oh yeah.
Even in their resurrection, you're kind of like, uh, I
like fat butt Heead and you know, old ass Beavis.
Those parts are kind of funny. Then they flop back
to they're still young. The fun thing about that is
is South Park has never once had to stop and
then come back and reinvent themselves like Beavis and butt Heead.

(01:58:25):
Like Family Guy, right, they have been the same since
the fucking beginning. I feel like Family Guy has on
the Simpsons, there's not much change. Simpsons is another one,
but I'm like, where we had to stop airing them
or whatever for whatever reason the show got canceled or stop.
That happened with Fay Family Guy did in the beginning.
In the beginning, they was like, oh, this is just

(01:58:47):
too fucking much, and they had stopped doing it and
then they brought it back or whatever. But with south Park,
the same Simpsons, you could argue is the same thing
as well. They kept on going and they've never had
to stop and reinvent themselves are either. Yeah, it was
the offensive jokes and satire that led to the controversy,

(01:59:08):
and that the Cleveland Loretta Quagmire episode and Peter in
the Barbershop Quartet sing and dance around the bed of
a man with in stage aids really pushed it over
the adject gut aids, not HIV, but poor blow name.

(01:59:29):
In twenty ten, they did the Extra Large Medium episode
in which Ellen, a female character with Down syndrome, mentions
that her mother is a former governor of Alaska. Oh, oh,
my goodness, gracious Bristol Palin, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin's daughter,

(01:59:52):
criticized the show for mocking her brother, who has Down syndrome. Oh.
She wrote a piece on her mother's Facebook page stating
that if the writer's of a particular pathetic cartoon show
thought they were being clever and mocking my brother and
my family yesterday, they failed. I don't know if they did,
and they proved that they're heartless jerks. Here's the thing

(02:00:13):
about calling someone a jerk. Nothing, there's nothing that makes
no sense about that. Though, well you're a jerk, okay, thanks?

Speaker 2 (02:00:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00:24):
The Terry Schivo controversy and that's the episode of Peter Assmant.
Stewie's preschool class performs a play about Terry Schivo, during
which they sing a song that contains lyrics such as
Terry Schivo is kind of a live Oh and she's

(02:00:45):
the most expensive plant you'll ever see. Oh yeah. I
was seen as mockery of the disability and death of Chivo,
who sustained massive brain damage and stayed in a persistent
vegetative state for many years while her loved ones fought
for her. Many protests emerge from people who claimed the
program showed prejudiced against people with brain injuries. It included

(02:01:08):
protests from the American Life League and from Schivo's family,
who were upset over Family Guy's parody of Terry's case.
Bobby Schindler Junior, her brother, urged Fox to cancel Family
Guy altogether. I'm sure it's stung. Oh yeah, but also
stop Yeah, it's entertainment, that's all it is. The Boston

(02:01:28):
Marathon controversy. The Turban Cowboy episode aired in twenty thirteen,
and it contained a cutaway gag showing Peter committing mass
murder at the Boston Marathon by plowing his car through
the Runners. After the bombing of the twenty thirteen Boston Marathon,
which occurred about a month after the episode's air date,

(02:01:52):
Fox promptly removed Turbincowboy episode from Fox dot Com and Hulu.
The network also stated had no immediate plans to broadcast
the episode ever again, although it did come back a
year later. Yeah. They they pulled the Charlie Kirk episode
for a little while after he died, but it's back up.

Speaker 4 (02:02:10):
Yeah, because Charlie liked the episode.

Speaker 1 (02:02:12):
Yeah, yeah, Uh. Rape joke controversy. The episode on Family
Guy called the Simpsons Guy via Well twenty fourteen crossover
with the Simpsons, featured Stewie making a rape joke that
was shown in the trailer for the episode, which generated
controversy before it even aired. The president of Parents Television

(02:02:34):
Council wrote to Simpsons creator Matt Groening Seth MacFarland Fox
about the joke in it. After Bart's prank called to
Moe asking for a man with a crude name, Stewie
makes his own prank call, telling Mo that his sister's
being raped. Sorry, I shouldn't laugh out loud. The uh
Tim Winter, the guy who's got really fun at parties

(02:02:56):
felt that jokes about rape make it less outrageous and
real life, and that children who watch The Simpsons but
not Family Guy would be unfamiliar with the latter show
brand of humor. A Fox postperson declined to comment the joke. McFarlane,
interviewed by Entertainment Weekly, said that he would be attacked
for stating it as such, the joke was pretty funny

(02:03:17):
in context. A spokeswoman for the Rape Abuse and Incess
National Network okay, ok I surrender. I think the show
is making it clear that rape is not funny by
how they are positioning the joke. So even uh Rain
said that the joke that they were saying rape isn't funny.

(02:03:40):
Everybody knew the stood they stood by Family Guy.

Speaker 4 (02:03:43):
Is there a viewer discretion before either of those shows?

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
What does that mean? I'm being honest. What does that mean?
Don't give me the explanation that you've been trained to believe.
What does it mean when you see that.

Speaker 4 (02:03:57):
To warning for parents for age discretion?

Speaker 1 (02:04:01):
You call them trigger warning?

Speaker 4 (02:04:03):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:04:04):
Yeah? I think what I'm asking is, has it ever
stopped you when you've seen that?

Speaker 4 (02:04:12):
Yeah, it has stopped me from allowing my children to
watch something it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:18):
Never stopped me. But that's the difference between you and me, though.
So you watch something unaware was it about, and then
saw that one? No no, no kids?

Speaker 4 (02:04:27):
Yeah, I mean, and I even have like I have
a friend of mine, like if we are over at
their house and if the kids will ask like, hey,
can we runt a movie? And she'll even say, hey,
has anyone seen this? Because I haven't seen it? Has anyone?

Speaker 1 (02:04:39):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (02:04:40):
Is it appropriate? Can they watch that?

Speaker 1 (02:04:43):
Like?

Speaker 4 (02:04:43):
I don't know what's the on it?

Speaker 1 (02:04:44):
You're moving the goalpost. You said you now have transition
to movies. We're talking about TV shows.

Speaker 4 (02:04:51):
Yeah, well, I mean I know what that kind of
show is like because I like Family Guy. I don't
really care for Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (02:04:57):
Sorry, stay with me. You said that you have stopped
before watching a show because of that thing that pops
up in the corner. Yeah. What I need more context
on that, because I would be shocked that you're sitting
there with your kids and a show comes on and
you're like, WHOA, I didn't know and you said, sorry, kids.

Speaker 4 (02:05:13):
If it says if it says like sex or like,
I don't let my kids watch Family Guy because I
watch it. I've seen it. I don't watch it currently,
but I've seen it in the past, and I used
to watch it on a regular But because I know
what's on there, I don't let my young children watch it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
But you've you let you let them watch movies where
things get blown up and people get killed. Yeah, help
me draw the connect that there's not a connection there,
that those aren't the same thing.

Speaker 4 (02:05:48):
I guess the violence in movies like superhero movies and
stuff that they watch isn't the same as the offensive
talk from family guy that I don't want them hearing.

Speaker 1 (02:06:06):
But seeing people die is completely fine, I guess.

Speaker 4 (02:06:11):
I guess so they can know it's the real and fake.
But when they hear that, I don't want them.

Speaker 1 (02:06:15):
But the words are faking, like from the cartoon characters.

Speaker 4 (02:06:19):
Yeah, but it's making making light of heavy situations.

Speaker 1 (02:06:24):
So is the death scenes. I've always felt that, uh,
they're gonna hear or see this shit somewhere, whether they
hear or see it at school, friends, YouTube and whatever,
So might as well just fucking let them let them
have it, you know, that's all you can do. Would
would I let a four year old watch The Terrifier?

(02:06:45):
Probably not. They wouldn't get it anyway though. But except
for the most part, Family Guy, Zombie, any of that stuff. Man,
they're gonna see it anywhere. They're gonna they're gonna hear
it somewhere that's not, you know, from me. So whatever
it is, what it is, you're gonna figure it out somehow. Yeah.
I kind of have the attitude like that too, is

(02:07:06):
they're gonna hear it from somewhere. I'm just not gonna
encourage it along. It'll happen when it happens. But and
my kids when they want to see something, Yeah, but
there have been movies that they want to see and
I'm like, I don't think you're ready for that yet.
But like they watched some Spider Man stuff and Spider Verse.
There's a scene where his uncle gets shot and they

(02:07:28):
watch it and they don't think anything of it. They
don't even ask about it. And we listen to music
that has you know, the F word in it and
things like that. Yeah, but to me, it feels hypocritical
to go, you can't hear these bad words, but you
can watch people die. Right, They're all kind of the same. Right,
I'll never forget my dad and you'll like this one, lindsay,

(02:07:48):
because of a false tangling cash. Yeah, I know. So
we watching that movie when it first came out, not
at the theater, but it was like on VHS or whatever.
You know that scene where they're in the parking garage, right,
and I guess whatever, he's having sex with that lady
and all of a sudden, like fucking titties just right
there in the window. Right. My dad thought he would

(02:08:10):
catch it, you know, uh, And he stood in front
of the TV and we're like, hey, we're trying to
watch this. You don't need to see that. Well, Dad,
we've already seen the tedties, you know what I mean.
So it's a little late by because the titties they're
just a flash. They're nice tits though, by the way,
they are really nice, but it's just a flash tits
in the window back down. That was that buddy. I

(02:08:31):
guess he thought there was more going on going to
happen after that. So we tried to stand in front
of the TV need a block and it didn't work out.
And those titties are still in my face, my face
in my head right now.

Speaker 4 (02:08:42):
Yeah, Well, don't you get to see Terry Hatcher's tits
too when she's working in the strip club.

Speaker 1 (02:08:47):
Yeah. Sure, in that movie. Yeah, just been a long
time since I've watched that stunning, stunning acting. On this
list of show girls of movie sex scenes, burning in
people and it's create is a bizarre, crazy na scene.
Yeah yeah, yeah, and it's made me never want to
have sex in a pool, having sex with a pool maybe,

(02:09:08):
never want to have sex in a pool. It's so gross.
I don't understand how something gets so dry and it's
still fucking wet. It's just the discussity of the liquids.
It doesn't make any sense surrounded by liquid, but it
gets still so dry.

Speaker 4 (02:09:23):
It's just the idea of sex in the pool that
is exciting such on the edge.

Speaker 1 (02:09:27):
Of the pool's fine inside the water submerged so much,
it's like sex in a hot time. I'm like, weird. Yeah,
you ever tried to force water into a syringe and
it doesn't work that way? Weird? The movie Unfaithful, have
you ever seen that scene with Diane Lane. There's a
bunch in the scene in the hallway with Diane Lane

(02:09:51):
and she's with her guy. She's cheating on her husband
with because she's trying to leave and she ain't gonna
have anything to do with it, and but then he
forces himself on her, and then she's like, this is
why guys do this stuff, because she's like, oh now
I'm into it.

Speaker 4 (02:10:07):
Yeah, okay, I can't stop, right, I can't quit you.

Speaker 1 (02:10:11):
Maybe it's cold outside type of thing. Yeah, And and
she has a really crazy sex scene in the hallway.
You're right, there are many sex scenes.

Speaker 4 (02:10:21):
They have a sex scene in the in the bathroom stall.

Speaker 1 (02:10:24):
Not practically not real either. The movie's about a cheating whore.
Of course, there's gonna be a lot of sections there. Yeah,
and then the husband kills him. The uh, that is
not practical. In New York bathrooms are very small and gross.
And this is supposed to be this guy's regular place
he goes to. Yeah, for those who know, in the

(02:10:45):
scene he's with her, they banging. They just happened to
be in the same No. No, she's having lunch with friends.
He's he finds out, then shows up. Yeah, acts like
he doesn't. They don't know each other. She goes to
the bathroom, he follows her in. He bangs her against
the stall, which is wildly weird. And then I guess

(02:11:07):
does some fingers work and then when he goes back,
she's looking at him across the way and he's sniffing
his fingers at the bar. It's so weird. It's so
weirdo what's my finger smell like? Oh? God? On this
list of sex scenes that are memorable? Gruber what.

Speaker 4 (02:11:28):
Who put this list together?

Speaker 1 (02:11:29):
Exactly? Another one on the list is Atonement. Uh. If
you've seen this, it is a hot scene. I remember
that scene from the Library. True lies, that's not a
sex scene, but it did make you want to get
a lap dance from from what's her name? Jamie Lee Curtis,

(02:11:53):
it was hot. The Watchman Okay, that's a comic book movie,
hive right, Uh, filmed here, based here in Tolson, where
they're having sex and then, uh, there's a flamethrower that
happens at the same time while she's orgasmine. Oh my, yeah,
you got to put this movie on the list. Monsters Ball, Yeah,

(02:12:14):
how is that not number one? Yeah? That's what I'm
talking about. That should have been the number one sex
scene of all time for those that don't know. In
the movie, Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry and he
plays prison guard he's a prison guard, right, yeah, yeah,
and where Halle Berry's husband, her boyfriend, is incarcerated and

(02:12:38):
he somehow I don't remember how he develops the relationship
with her, but they get closer and closer, and at
one point they have sex and it is rumored that
they had actual sex, actually fornicated. Yeah, it looked real
as fuck too. He's Ledgards in that movie too. Yeah,
plays a good movie. It's a really good movie. Uh, Secretary.

(02:12:58):
I've talked about this a lot late lately. James Spader,
Maggie Gillenhall. She's kind of delusional. She becomes a secretary.
He can't control himself. They start having an affair in
the office, and it's kind of like a Dorian Gray
Grays of Fifty Shades a Gray type of thing, but
not so much. It's it's a really sexy, it's a

(02:13:19):
it's a bizarre You watch it and then you're like, oh, now,
I bet you Fifty Shades of Black isn't on that movie?
Are all along on that list? It's a Marlon Wayams movie.
Wayn's Brothers movie parody of Fifty Shades of Gray. Fucking hilarious.
Did they dress up as women. No, no, no, But
was it Marlin? Yeah, it's Marlin that plays the part

(02:13:40):
of the Dorian Gray in this particular one, but black Nonetheless,
it's it's fucking hilarious. It's on HBO a lot. This
scene I didn't even expect, but yeah, it's a bizarre one.
And that's the American Psycho movie. Yeah. Yeah, because he's like,
it's like right there towards the end and that cow
gets away right Yeah, because he's having like a three yeah,

(02:14:01):
him and two chicks or whatever, and uh, she fucking
runs off and she's trying to get and he drops
that chainsaw down. Yeah. This is one that I don't
know the movie. It's the movie's Crank two thousand and
six Jason Statham movie Jason Statham, where you've constantly got
to be moving and if you don't then you die.

Speaker 4 (02:14:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:14:27):
For a while I was trying to work on a
Jason Statham accent or just Jason stythem that sounds about clothes. Yeah,
we'll have your pretty little hoss over here. Yeah. Uh.
And then Dwight Yoakam's in that movie, who is a
fantastic side actor. Oh yeah, like anything he's in and
not expect it like he's not the main You're like, what,

(02:14:49):
oh he does sling blade. He does a great job.
Oh man, really good work. Uh. I'm trying to get
one Titanic. That's pretty hot sexy. Yeah, in the in
the old car. Yeah, the windows, which I didn't understand,
the steaminess. You never steamed it up. Well, I mean

(02:15:10):
it's not like there's air conditioning, right, right, It's not
like they're trying to imply they generated all this extra heat.
I mean it's humid already at sea. Yeah, but they
were also it's winter time, right, yeah, so it was
already cold af out there. So now you're in the
hole or whatever the cargo hold of this of this
massive metal container and then the strip holds coming in

(02:15:33):
so and then you know her big flopping titties all
over the place and hot steaming it.

Speaker 4 (02:15:39):
She had a pretty nice rack.

Speaker 1 (02:15:41):
She still does. She looks she looks like a woman. Yeah,
she doesn't look like a toothpick. She looks like a woman. Yeah. Yeah,
good sex scenes. I'm going to keep this list too,
because I want to talk to mister skin about it
the next time. Yeah, see if he agrees, go over
in a little bit. More detail. He may, he may
question some of these. If there's anybody that would know

(02:16:02):
the ins and outs, it'd be that guy. Yeah, the
Cruel Intentions was on this list. If you know the
scene with Sarah Michelle Geller where they make out, man,
I think I think he she implies she can put
it in his butt. Well, and it's he can put
it in her butt.

Speaker 4 (02:16:19):
And isn't it her stepbrother?

Speaker 1 (02:16:21):
I know you're making that face. But they're not related.

Speaker 4 (02:16:24):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (02:16:25):
Yeah, it's their stepbrother. It's not blood brother. They didn't
know each other a few years ago. What are you doing? Story?
But yeah, trying to help you get the clothes out
of the dryers.

Speaker 4 (02:16:39):
What was the spoof of that? And he is like,
you're my sister, and she's like, only in real life
or only by blood? The spoof of that maybe scary
movie or something like that.

Speaker 1 (02:16:50):
Probably, Yeah, I've never liked scary the Scary movie franchise.
They got tiring after a while. The first couple of
ones were all right, but afterwi the same shit some
of them, some of those satirical, like are funny, but
even naked Gun You're like, Okay, have you guys seen
the newest one. It's out a paramount plus. No, you

(02:17:12):
guys don't have paramount. Plus it's on there. Plus it's
on there, and uh, it was all right, it was
all It was just all right. I watched it for
just because I wanted to see. There was a lot
of hype around it. And uh, they do pay some
homage to Leslie Nielsen and the characters of the old
Like there's one sure, there's one scene where Liam Neeson's

(02:17:36):
character who was, he's he's the son of Frank Drabbin Lee,
Leslie Nielsen's character, right, so he's they have this wall
of you know, pictures and memories whatever of the old cast,
and you know, he's going out there asking for advice.
And then it goes down to the next guy. I
remember that short, bald, pudgy motherfucker was like I don't know,

(02:17:58):
forget so like his dad. And then it goes down
the line Da da da, and it's like some black
cop or whatever and he's like a dad and he
looks up and it's Ojan and he's like yeah no,
and he just turns around. It's got its moments. You
should you should check it out. It's all right, Okay,
so his Liam Neeson's movie list is so bizarre to

(02:18:22):
me to go into twenty Let's start in twenty nineteen,
Cold Pursuit, Men in Black, International, Whatever, Ordinary Love where
it's a semi serious movie. Star Wars episode nine, Okay, yeah,
made in Italy, Honest, Thief, The Marksman, The Ice Road.

(02:18:43):
I'm trying to show you there's a theme here. Black Light, Memory,
Marlowe Retribution, Land of Saints and Sinners, Wildcat Absolution, Naked Gun. Right,
so he's always the guy who has to save the day,
the hero of the day, sort of act.

Speaker 4 (02:19:06):
That says like his first comedy.

Speaker 1 (02:19:08):
I mean he had that part and what was it
ted Ted two? Yeah, yeah, I mean well, and he
was in uh Love actually, which I wouldn't say is
a comedy, but no, it's not a serious movie, more of.

Speaker 4 (02:19:23):
A dramedy or rom com.

Speaker 1 (02:19:25):
He was in Batman Begins, huh huh, Okay, I don't
remember that. He was in a movie called Yeah, he
was in Breakfast on Pluto. Oh that sounds exciting. Hmm yeah, exactly. Yeah,
Chronicles of Narnia, Okay, that's a serious movie. It's not

(02:19:46):
it's not a comedy, right, And he's done a lot
of voice over in like non serious movies. Yeah. Boy,
he's got a hell of a voice. Yeah he does.
He was in a movie called Chloe. I remember this
with Amanda Seyfried and Juliannamore, an erotic thriller. Ooh, sign
me up. Yeah. I love movies like that. There's got

(02:20:11):
to be another comedy in here. I don't think so. Man,
he's always been that guy, so that's why it was
such a such a shock to see him leading the
Naked gun. Pamela Anderson's in it too, very makeup list
of Pamela Anderson. Yeah, okay, Naked Gun Ted, Two Million

(02:20:32):
Ways to Die in the West, The Lego movie Anchorman two,
The A Team he plays Hannibal. Yeah okay yeah. High
Spirits Love Actually, which they say is a rom com,
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. It's a great movie. It's
a great movie which Buster Scrugs is actually? And The Lowdown?

(02:20:53):
Is that something you guys have been watching yet? No,
you're missing out The Lowdown? Remind me with Ethan Hawk
film Here and Tolls. I have started watching it. The
first one I thought dragged on it removed kind of slow?
It did? You can spot Beefcake Brady and if it's fun,
but you really got to be paying attention. Obviously he's

(02:21:15):
an extra or whatever. And when I watched it the
first round, I was just focused on the main characters
and what, you know, the actual story on what was
going on. And he told me, oh, yeah, episode two,
when they're doing the memorial, I'm off over here, da
da da dah. He's actually in like the same scene
twice in two different positions. It's fucking Hollywood magic. That

(02:21:36):
got fucked up, right, It's very crazy. But yeah, and
then he's the he's he's in a couple other episodes
down the line and whatnot. So yeah, low down, great show.
Watching it, it was interesting. I just the storyline was
kind of dragging. I thought, if you're waiting for some
crazy moment to happen in the first episode, it doesn't
really happen. The ends pretty it ends pretty well. Yeah,

(02:21:58):
but you're just like, oh god, yeah it's on Hulu,
well on that facts yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, So yeah,
there we go. That's all I got. You guys got anything?

Speaker 4 (02:22:12):
No, you know what. When we were talking earlier about
movies him, that one just came out and now it's
like gone already. The The movie with You mentioned Marlon
Wayans and that was his new scary movie.

Speaker 1 (02:22:29):
About the football well to Jordan Peele produced movie. Yeah, yeah,
and i'd never heard anything good about it.

Speaker 4 (02:22:36):
Yeah, I haven't either. And a Rotten Tomatoes it got
like a thirty six percent approval.

Speaker 1 (02:22:43):
Yeah, but says fifty eight percent Google users liked it.
I mean, yeah, I don't know. Two out of five
on Rotten Tomatoes. That's one and a half my mistake. Yeah,
not a good movie from what I'm hearing. Then, No,
I haven't heard anything good about it. There have been
a lot of movies this year that people are like,
it's gonna be good and then it's gone and you

(02:23:05):
don't see anything about it again. Yeah, anything else that's
a toy drive coming up? Save you toys. Come on out,
David Busters December third and doesn't matter on Thursday, that
first week of December. Start planning in your office. Now,
we would love for you guys come out. We'll totally
pour ourselves out and talk about your business if you

(02:23:29):
bring toys. So all right, you guys, have a great week.

Speaker 4 (02:23:31):
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