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I'm having computer issues. I don't know if you heard yesterday.

(04:40):
I'm having computer issues. It's an age thing. It's an
age thing happens to the best of us. Okay. So
I saw this guy online and he was ranking current
NFL quarterbacks as if they were fast food. Okay, Okay, yes,

(05:05):
I agree, and all the rankings I won't I don't
remember all of them. But he didn't give McDonald's as
the best player, and I was like, that feels like
a mistake. The popular, and it didn't feel like McDonald's,
Like giving it to McDonald's would make sense because everybody

(05:26):
sees them as the top of the list of fast food, right.
I always thought they were the goat. Right, And he
ended up not giving McDonald's to the best quarterback at
the time, and I don't remember who he gave it to,
but he had the worst quarterback going to Taco Bell,

(05:50):
which I I. So this made me think, like, who's
the best? What's the best? Have have we moved on
from McDonald's being the best fast food? It's been around
the longest, it's the most reliable, it's the one your
kids want to go to, right, the happy meal? Right?
And I could be wrong. I'm just saying that I

(06:11):
think that that has been the one that everybody's looked
to as the goat, Like, for example, a mid tier quarterback.
He gave Carls Junior slash Hardy's Okay, and you're like, okay,
that feels fair. Carls Junior hartis not for everyone, but
a lot of people like it. They do some things.
So what is the premier the number one fast food restaurant?

(06:34):
What is the do we have a new goat? Is
it still McDonald's. Is McDonald's in the top five. I
know there's ratings that come out and people go, oh,
Chick fil A or whatever. Right, that's not what we're
talking about. We're talking about what you like. What do
we think is the best fast food restaurant? I mean, okay,
I get what you're saying with McDonald's. They are kind

(06:55):
of the king quote unquote because I've been around for so.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Long and they're in every country.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
That is a true statement. Is this guy going on
longevity or is he going based on on quality of food?
Because I have to go with if it's based on
quality of food. Sorry, man, McDonald's is not the king.
I don't want to get into the weeds too much
in debating on why they're good or good quality of food.

(07:21):
I'm just going with what do you think is the
best fast food restaurant? If you were equating the best
quarterback in the NFL to a fast food restaurant, what
would be the one you give?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Lindsay, for me, it would have to be Taco Bell
that'd be the best, or Wendy's. Those are my two favorite.
And dependability is you can't put in there for McDonald's
because the shake machine, the ice cream machine's broken.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
That's not anymore. It is, it's not. But the thing
that I have a question on is this isn't it's
not your favorite. We're talking about the consensus, right, So
I am a mark for Carls Junior. I have been.
I love them, love their food, everything they have. I
am all about it. However, if I was to pick

(08:06):
what I think would be considered the best fast food,
I'd say Chick fil A, with the minor exception that
they're not open on Sundays. But we're going based on
quality of food. This is just my thoughts here. Quality
of food, the timeliness that you get your order them
sons of bitches are quick, yeah okay, And and and

(08:29):
multiple locations I think kind of you know, there's some
fast food restaurants where you don't you don't have like
let's just I'm gonna say Krispy Kreme considering fast food
their breakfast, but they do have a drive through, and
that's our quantifier for what is drive through fast food
has to be it has to have a drive through.
So with Krispy Kreme, we've got one here in town.

(08:50):
That's it, right, So I would not put them on
a list anywhere, because it's not like you can go, well,
this one's busy, so I'm going to go over to
this one over here. You can do that with Chick
fil A. Hell, you can't even do that with Carls
Junior anymore. I would argue you can barely do it
with Chick fil A because they're kind of not everywhere.
There's a couple, but you got to drive across town. True, right,

(09:13):
but there's more than one. I get what you're saying,
but there's more than one. Like McDonald's as an example,
in a Wasso, there's like four right right right, I
mean it's every other street, corner. Yeah, it's it's everywhere.
Yeah where. Maybe there's two Windy's. Yeah that's unfortunate, yeah, exactly. So,

(09:36):
like what is the parameter? I don't think it's location.
I think when you go as like you're evaluating with
someone came to America, You're like, what's the best fast food?
You wouldn't go, Hey, Wendy's. Everybody thinks it's Wendy's. Maybe
that's your answer. I don't know. I'm just saying you
wouldn't say that, right, You would think about not your
You may go, hey, my personal preference is Wendy's right,

(09:57):
but you would give like gimb loves Carls Junior, I
don't think he would say Carls Juniors is America's top
tier fast food that most people love. Now, I think
I think McDonald's is up there because they've been around
for so long and they're so easy and convenient, and
there are so many of them. But again, I'm going
based on quality of food. You know, how quick can

(10:20):
I get my order? I think that's another thing that
has to go with it. But isn't that subjective because
McDonald's has fresh food, Yeah, but it's not good well taste,
it tastes different, Yeah, and it's quality of food is
what you said. Yeah, and quality of food does doesn't
necessarily mean taste good. Okay, Fine with that being said,

(10:43):
it's been proven time and time again that is not
good for you, you know. And and as Chick fil
a is fried chicken, it's a little bit healthier for
you than it's fried though. Okay, So we're spiraling away
from what I'm trying to get this topic to be about,
and that is what is if you're trying to describe
a quarterback with a general consensus across the board as

(11:08):
the best fast food to equate to. That's how you
would describe a quarterback. Who what are their top three Starbucks?
They're everywhere, They're they're always, They're fast, you are.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
They might not be the less expensive option, but they
have it's fast food, still healthier. It's coffee, yeah, but
they have food. They have They got scores and bread
and eggs.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, any others? Any others?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Chick fil A for sure, and probably mmmm, Jersey Mikes.
That one's you.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Think Jersey Mikes consensus across America.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I saw someone put Subway in. That's not from me.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Okay, GIMPI. We're not talking about your individual preferences. We're
talking about the consensus of America. If you're on Jeopardy
and the question is what's the top five restaurants in America?
You're not gonna go Jersey Mikes.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
No, McDonald would be up there, Chick fil A right right,
and probably Taco Bell.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah. I think you have to go more family feud
on this analogy than you do. I'm just saying you're
not gonna say Jersey Mikes. Yeah, And I get what
you're saying when when you put it in the perspective
of let's do family feud, give me the top five
fast food restaurants. Yes, of course McDonald is gonna be
up there, because that's the number one answer. More than likely,

(12:45):
I would think so. Unfortunately, it is the number one
answer because of their popularity and how long they've been around,
and the fact that there's locations goddamn everywhere. I wouldn't
be surprised to see a McDonald's in Zambia some you
know what I mean. So Yes, Unfortunately, McDonald's has to

(13:05):
be number one, and give me another one. Chick fil
A would be the number two. I don't know if
Chick fil A is everywhere. It's only recently. I feel
like it's like saying in and out Burger, in and
out Burger isn't everywhere, right right? Jack in the Box
is barely here. They're barely good. Oh, don't even try

(13:30):
all right?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Popeyes?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Uh okay, okay, KFC. I would go KFC over Popeye
because they've been around for so long. If you ask somebody,
if you pull one hundred people and they say, give
me the top five fast food chicken shacks, KFC is
going to be number one. So so all right, McDonald's, KFC,

(13:55):
Burger King. That's one that hasn't even been mentioned yet.
Burger came, McDonald's have been neck and neck for decades.
No Kings wanted to be neck and neck. Burger Kings
tried to say they're in the running with McDonald's. It
ain't close for you, No, I think in general, that's
why you're seeing Burger King locations close. That isn't my preference.

(14:19):
That's what's happening. Yeah, so I don't think Burger King's
in the running at all. It was not gonna be Sonic.
I don't disagree. It's not gonna be what burger because
those aren't everywhere. I mean, right, I don't think i've
seen one now, I've seen one in Colorado. I feel
like regionally, yeah, you know, because it started off in

(14:42):
Texas and moved its way north. Well, right, regardless regardless
who else is, it is not gonna be Jimmy Johns.
The ain't gonna be Jimmy Johns. I don't know which.
I had their roast beef and cheddary yesterday. I tried
something new, you know me, I am a creature. I

(15:02):
know that's what I get anytime I go to a
Mexican restaurant, Jimmy Changa. Right, well, you should get something different,
try something new. No, I like what I like, and
that's it. So when I go to Jimmy John's, it's
usually the ultimate Italian. It's toasted bacon almost gets it's great.
I said, you know what, I'm gonna try something different today.
And I had their baked your roast beef and cheddar eh.

(15:23):
I was like, dude, I think this might be my
new favorite sandwich.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I tell it. It's so good, so good anyway, And
Chick fil A is global, Well, I understand that global
means that they're in other countries.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
We're talking about are they in every state? That's really
what the conversation, right. All right, we gotta take a break.
We've got tickets to Mars Volta we're gonna give away.
That show is Sunday at the Canes Ballroom and we'll
be back. Those quikies are stories you may have missed
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(16:02):
and news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn,
Gimpi and Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from
the Big nine Morning Show. In ninety seventy five, kmod.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Women of the Ku Klux Klan card found in five
year old's Halloween bucket. This happened in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, where
they hold an annual Halloween parade and a father took
his five year old daughter there and it was last week.
Someone put a card labeled women for the KKK in

(16:33):
the little girl's candy bucket during the parade. The family
didn't notice who put it there and only found it
when checking the candy after the event. A family friend
posted about the card on social media, where hundreds of
people expressed outrage, and the Mechanicsburg Chamber of Commerce, which
organized the parade, said no staff are organizers were involved

(16:57):
in handing out the card. Executive doctor Jeff Palms said
it was the first he'd even heard about it. The
number on the card connected to a voicemail identifying itself
with the Ku Klux Klan.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
I wouldn't put well, let's talk about the obvious thing here.
If you put paper in a kid's candy basket you suck. Yeah, right,
what you're doing putting a card in there? I don't
care what it's for, obviously, you don't need me to
tell you the disgusting part of this, right right, put
a close second, it's putting a card in there. Why

(17:33):
I just put five pennies wrapped in Scotch tapen there.
What if it's a card and it has cash in it,
like you know some people do for birthdays or whatever,
but instead of for Halloween they go out they get
cards and they put like a couple of bucks in there.
Here you go, Happy Halloween.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Well I've seen like insurance agents put like the their
their their business card or their calendar in a inside
a Halloween bucket. Is calendar, yeah, you know they have
the little magnetic calendars, you know, and they'll put those
in the Halloween buckets. But they also are attaching those
with candy. Right, So if you're going to advertise yourself

(18:11):
that way, at least you know, staple it to a
big candy bar.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yet, lollipop sum is something. Yeah, the bank suckers or something.
Just a quick search, apparently the women of the klu
Klux Klan hasn't been around since the twenties. I'm sure
there's maybe the pockets here and there, but this says
that it hasn't been recognized as an organization since the
nineteen twenties. Not saying there's not a resurgen. It's not
saying it's not happening, not saying this person didn't do it.
But also people fake things on the internet for attention. Also,

(18:40):
you think the story's made. I think it's entirely possible,
just like it's entirely possible this organization can start back up. Yeah.
Woman sues to keep neighbor from smoke and weed in
his yard and when this comes out of DC her
a seventy six year old bitty named Hulsepa. Shepherd said

(19:05):
that she didn't really like the smell of the chronic
coming from her neighbor Thomas's apartment. Says it was making
her sick and affecting her sleep. Now what'd she do?
She took him to court and that's where the judge,
Judge Scott says that, uh yeah, even though Tommy boy
has a legal license to buy in smoke, the reefers,

(19:28):
that doesn't mean that he can disrupt his neighbor's enjoyment
of her home. That's what the judge said. So what
did the judge do? He banned or she whomever banned
Thomas from smoking pot in his apartment or twenty five
feet within the neighbor's house. So he can't be out

(19:52):
in his yard smoke, and he can't be out on
the bi He can't. He gotta go down the block
and crawl underneath the rock just to get uh. Now,
Thomas did defend himself in court. He said that listen,
he says, I smoke for a few minutes at night
for medical reasons. He went on to tell the court
that he is no snoop dogg, meaning that he not

(20:14):
over there just blowing it up all day, which means
he is right. Yeah, I'm curious about this because how
would you how could she prove it to him? Okay,
because it sounds like a civil suit, right, No, how
could she prove it to him? And how could they

(20:35):
enforce him going somewhere else? What do you mean by
going somewhere else? We'll start with that one. Well, you
said he can't smoke in his house. We can't smoke
in his house or twenty five fitt yea within her
house somewhere else. Yeah, he has to go somewhere else.
But how do they enforce that? Well if okay, So
let's let's start at the beginning. Here, she's got the proof.

(20:56):
She's got videos, she's got picture whatever of him, I'm
smoking pot in his yard or on his balcony or whatever.
So she's got a judgment. Now she's got a judgment.
Now judge says, you can't do that. So now I've
got the proof of cours the fuck here calls the
police and says, hey, Tommy here is not supposed to

(21:18):
be smoking pot within twenty five feet in my house
or in his apartment. Da da da da uh. And
I've got a judgment here. So then the police will
come in and well, you can't be doing that. Probably
give him a warning at first, and then so far
as what crime is committing, well, he's breaking the judgment.

(21:38):
I understand how judgments were can contempt of court. I'm
saying if they showed up, he could go was it me?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, that's true unless that's he said.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
She says she's got pictures and video of him smoking
the reefer. Then you can't get It's hard to get around,
and I could be wrong. I don't know if the
police show up and just believe someone's piece of paper, right,
I think if it's because you know court papers, what
they look like and what there's a judge signature on them,
I understand. And if if Josef you know, produces that

(22:10):
says here's my judgment now, then then the police, you know,
kind of have no choice but to believe it.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
I would think the police would be like, We've got
other important things to do, right.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
They typically don't hang up on people.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
For someone smoking weed. I mean, especially if it's legal
there and he said that he has a medical prescription
for it. Yeah, I say, shame on the judge, he
said he the judge should have told the ladies stay
on your property and mind your own business. Get a fan.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, but it's it's it's like a noise ordinance, right,
it works the same way. Now, he should be allowed
to do this in his home. But if you're in
your home violating a noise ordinance, you get in trouble. Right, Sure,
so this kind of falls under that ideology. If I'm
guessing where the judge went with this, Yeah, you can't.
You could be naked in your house. You just can't
be naked in your house with the curtains wide open,

(23:01):
letting everybody see your goods. Yeah, and it's not like
this person probably has the money to appeal the judgment. Right,
but you said an apartment, That's what I said, move
bro for real? Yeah right, ride it out and then
move get out of the old folks home, all right,
but it's so much cheaper and everybody's nice, big goods.

(23:24):
Postal Malone package thief arrested. M on, I'm having okay, okay.
Police in southern California have arrested a suspected packaged thief
who's earned an amusing moniker. The Irvine Police Department arrested
Jacob Daniel Rodriguez of Santa Ana this week. Officers call

(23:44):
him Postal Malone because of his vague resemblance to the
music star post Malone with tattoos on his face. Officers
say Rodriguez is responsible for savage several package thefts from
an apartment complex in Irvine. Yeah, I'm glad they caught
somebody finally, as Yeah, absolutely, that's another reason six nine

(24:07):
Why not to have face tattoos right, easily recognizable? Yeah,
and I think before if my neighbor. If I saw
somebody on my neighbor's front porch, I'd be like, and
they weren't wearing a brown or you know, blue purplish outfit, right,
I'd be like, what's going on there? But now, and
they try to do this, but Amazon has people in
their personal cars doing deliveries and they sometimes wear the vest,

(24:32):
but it's not exactly always as recognizable. It's not like
it's bright yellow or anything, and so you just kind
of go it must be an Amazon delivery, especially if
they're carrying a package, right, So it's almost like they
have complicated deciphering whether someone's package stealing now if they're
running holding the package. Nope, Amazon people do that too.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, I got to get to the next place fast.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Right because I got to deliver forty packages in two minutes. Yeah. Yeah.
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up that way. Lindsay, you've never been to Vegas. No, never,
gimb You've never been to Vegas? Aw Man, Okay. So
then I feel it's my responsibility to help Vegas out
for those that don't know. Vegas is not doing well.
People have not been going because Tom a tough, and
so this is a little bit to maybe help Vegas along, Like,

(26:06):
give you a good story about Vegas. I've got some
that I found of people that shared I've got I've
got one for sure. I've shared before on the air,
but I could share it again. And I think Vegas
is okay. As I've gotten older, it's not awesome. I

(26:26):
went to Vegas, I started figuring out twenty four hours
in Vegas as the correct amount of time. Anything longer
than that is too much for me in my personality.
Every time I've been, it's just a lot of people,
there's a lot of stimulation, and you're just like okay, okay.
Even like, once you land in the airport, it's freaking chaos, man,

(26:48):
go time, Like they have some machines right there in
the airport get you coming in, yeah, or while you're
waiting for your flight to depart, they have them in
there for you to play. Wow.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, so you could go broke before even visiting the city.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, but I would argue if you're going broke in
the airport, because that's the amount of money, you shouldn't
be going to Vegas at all. You don't have enough
money to go to Vegas, right, And you don't have
to go to Vegas to gamble. There's plenty of other
experiences happening around Vegas. And when you fly into Vegas,

(27:22):
you land in the city like this, you see the
strip from the airport. That's how close it is. That's cool. Yeah,
And a matter of fact, Mandala, if you stay in
the mandele A, you can see the airport and watch
planes take off and anyway. So Vegas has so many
different experiences. Obviously, bands, I've seen plenty of bands there.

(27:43):
I saw Bruno Mars in the hard rock right on
his way up as he was becoming more popular in
his real apparently coke days, and it would make sense
because he was all over the place. I had only
knew who he was because of the people I were
with are like, that's Bruno Mars, He's a new artist.
You're like, okay, awesome. I've seen Tool there when they
were practicing for a tour and they just played in

(28:06):
regular street clothes and there was no lights. The stage
was lit up like normal, and they took an intermission
and sat on the front of the stage and talked
to fans. Yeah, it was totally cool. I also almost
got a fight, which is wild. But my story about
Vegas was in Vegas, strip clubs are a thing, and

(28:30):
I think most people are aware of that. And you
can get in a cab and go I want to
go to a strip club? Can you recommend one? And
the cab drivers are bonus from strip clubs if they
bring people to the strip club. Okay, so most of
the time they're going to take you to one automatically.
Sometimes they may even take care of your fare because

(28:52):
they're getting paid to bring you there. And so I
got in a cab, I was like, I want to
go to a strip club and went with a buddy.
We were there to see a band. I did not
recall the name of the band, and we went to
the strip club, drank whatever, partied. He was like, I'm done.

(29:13):
I didn't know what time it was because I was
having fun and kept going. Did the old VIP room.
I didn't. Nothing crazy happened. And because I I was like,
I'm not going to buy her, drink, none of that stuff.
And it was time for the night to be over,

(29:34):
and they brought me my bill and it was thirteen
hundred dollars and I was like a sob it up
pretty quick and I was like, this isn't right, and
they're like, okay, let me go check. So they leave
and the Mountain from Game of Thrones walks over to

(29:57):
me and he says, I swear to God, he said
something to this effect. I hear you misunderstand the bill. Yeah, no,
we got understand. I was like, I didn't, this is
I didn't, this isn't this isn't right. And he's like,

(30:17):
so you're still misunderstanding the bill. What do you What
are you gonna do? Right right? You're not gonna buck
up against that guy? Well, I mean he's literally taking one.
Am I right, That's my only option is to get aggressive,
which doesn't feel like a great choice. No, No, you
were definitely going to lose that fight. Definitely would need

(30:40):
probably a hospital visit. It wouldn't surprise me if they
called the police. And so I'm like okay, and so
they I give him a credit card and he's like,
he goes, I'll be right back. I'll be right back, sir.
You're like yeah, sure, and he goes, and then two
other men come up. This is by the way, I'm

(31:02):
five eight right, intoxicated. I'm not a threat compared to
some of the other people I see in the club.
And they go, sir, you need to come with us.
I'm like, he's got my credit card, I'm not leaving.
He's like, oh, you're leaving, and they take me out
of the club and the other guy meets me outside

(31:23):
with my credit card slip and I signed it and
they go, you're not welcome here anymore, will bye? Yeah,
and then you're trying to get a cab at it's
like three thirty in the morning. Yeah, that's just one
of my Vegas stories I have. I know people go

(31:45):
there for bachelor and bachelorette parties. Yeah, I've seen the movie,
and I got to be honest, the idea of going
there for a bachelor party does not get me going
at all. Actually, when you see in the movies, it
depicts it as being like a crazy event. Yeah, getting

(32:05):
drunk and doing cocaine and banging strippers in the hotel bathroom,
trying not to kill them on the towel hook. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Man, right, finding tigers in your room.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Right or they or at some point you have to
get cross paths with like a biker gang. Like that's
not something that's interesting, but I know a lot of
people do that. One story on here says that one
of their coworkers went to Vegas to have a weekend
with a C list celebrity. She met oh and he

(32:35):
became obsessed with her and threatened to ruin her life
if he couldn't have her. The celebrity finds her fiance's
address and contact information and has his goons tell him
about her infidelity. Goons, great word. They broke up after
eleven years together, and then the celebrity ghosted her. Wow.

(32:58):
How many people do you think I have had rendezvous
with their mistress in Vegas? Oh? Countless? I think so too,
for sure. It's literally the easiest cover to be, like, Hey,
I'm going there for a convention, right, and they're not
gonna mention happening, right? And if there is so h

(33:20):
and then you send your mistress there too. There's another one.
My old next door neighbor was a typical suburban family man.
He and his wife were in their mid forties, had
two kids, a teenage girl and then like a six
or seven year old boy, He cheated on his wife
with a stripper at his friend's bachelor party, and his

(33:40):
marriage blew up a couple months later when the stripper
showed up with a baby bump. Oh no, he got
kicked out of the house, during which time the wife
packed up and left with the kids. And then a
couple of weeks later he moved back in and the
stripper moved in with him. I mean that can happen, right,

(34:01):
You can have sex with a stripper, just like you
can have sex with a stranger you meet at the bar,
Like who knows how the chips fall, and they could
be ovulating at the exact right time and you could
have unprotected sex. It just feels wild that you did that.
Married with a teenage girl, child at home, just like, ah, yeah, this,

(34:25):
she'll never find me. And then everything blows up. And
then any time you like, how'd you meet your wife
or your baby, that's the story you have to tell. Yeah, well,
I mean you probably might clean it up a little bit.
We met on vacation and I was vacationing and Vega.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
You're being dishonest, right and your ex is gonna tell everyone?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Another one. My best friend went to go to Vegas
for his bachelor party. Everyone else was single but him,
and we bullied him into going to a strip club.
We left after less than an hour because it wasn't
nearly as fun as we thought it would be. But
the bride found out and was pissed. She said she
considered it cheating and almost called off the wedding. My

(35:14):
friend was in trouble for weeks until the bachelorette party
when she kind of dropped it. The bride told her
entire party that my friend had cheated on her and
that she needed revenge. So over the weekend she slept
with three different people. Oh god, they still ended up
going through with the wedding three different people on the weekend. Listen,

(35:38):
I am off for sexuality. If you want to be promiscuous,
that's on you. But that three feels like horace. She's
just a scoosh. Well, I mean, were they on three
separate days Monday, Tues or you know, Friday the weekend? Right?
It feels like Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, yeah, I mean
at least your space in amount, right, It's not like

(35:58):
you did all three of them all on a Friday night. Okay,
let me ask Lindsay is the only female in the room.
How much time would you like for your somebody you're
in a relationship with to go by in between sex
with different people.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
If I'm in a relationship with them.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I know you don't want them to have sex. Please
play wrong at least a week a week so not ours? No, huh, Okay,
give me that much time do you want in between?
Doesn't matter? It doesn't matter. I mean germs, Yeah, I
feel like it does matter. It doesn't really germs like germs. Really,

(36:42):
I'm gonna get cold from this broad No, it doesn't
really matter. Disease kind of feels like you can get
it from somebody who had it a week before. So ultimately,
in the end, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter now,
I guess it. The ick is what you're looking for.
The ick there would be is if I'm walking in

(37:04):
the door and dudes walking out right, it's just a
revolving door of vagina. You know, that's where the ick
would be. But I wouldn't know if they did it
two hours ago, a day ago, a month ago. Honestly,
it all feels the same, so you wouldn't know, and
it wouldn't matter. See, I'm just not as good as

(37:31):
gimpy as compartmentalizing things that way either. I well, a
week feels long, Well, I.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Would want it out of their system like the other person.
So they're not thinking like I feel like even a day,
Like if a day went by, they could still be
thinking about that other.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Sober How do you, Lindsey, how do you know they're
not thinking about that other person? A week later, two
weeks later, a monthly. And that's why I say it
doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because you just don't know.
You're not in their head. You don't know what they're feeling,
you don't know what they're thinking. So it does it

(38:12):
really matter? It doesn't. And I think the only slightly
iicky thing is if again I'm walking out and I'm
walking in and Joe's walking out, you know what I mean? Yeah,
that's it. I mean, I'm not who knows what your
partner's thinking about at anytime, So that isn't it for me?
It's one I don't want that person sweat on me.

(38:38):
If I'm cleaning that up dramatically, Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
So a shower watching cops, you know what I mean?
A shower feels like an appropriate answer, but I could,
I would relate like it's it's the cat man was
a Schrodner's cat. You only know the cat's dead because
you open the box. Much of life is that? Yeah,

(38:59):
so you won't you know that this person just had
sex hours ago because you asked and they were honest
about it. Well, another word, you saw somebody, it's only
your opinion of it that disturbs you. Yeah, it's not
what has happened I disturb you. It's your opinion of
what has happened disturbs you. But for me it is more. Again,

(39:21):
we need like at least a good a good clean out,
if you will, right. I just don't want to smell
the other person on you. I don't want to smell
English leather or brute by Faberge or Dr Carne noir right,
or cool water or c K one or whatever the

(39:45):
kids are wearing today, right, right, I just don't. I
just I feel like that's a fair request. I get that.
Even even massage parlors make you shower before. It feels
like that's fair. I'm not. I don't feel so out
of bounce that. Yeah, the public pool tells you to
take a shower before you jump in, but who does that, right,

(40:05):
not for gimpy? Yeah? Right, you're right. I don't know
if you just showered yesterday this morning, two weeks. I
think i'd be able to tell if you didn't for
two weeks. You see what I'm saying, though, Just and
you said it, man, it's just your opinion, it's your head,
it's your opinion of But what gets in the way.

(40:25):
You know, So if you can get out of your
own way, it's fine. But here's why I don't like that,
you know, killing people if you just get out of
your own way on it right, No, you have you
have things that happen in your brain that tell you
whether something is morally okay or not right or you
think is just you know, physically okay. And so to me,

(40:49):
if your partner was a escort, what I'm hearing, GIMPI
say is that like after a long day at work,
they can come home and it's fine. And what I'm
saying is we're gonna need at least a cool down period. Yeah,
but what abounds he needs a week? What about you know,

(41:11):
not even an escort. If your girlfriend or your boyfriend,
your partner is in the porn industry, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean it's all the same, I get. Yeah, you know,
if that's the case. If that's the case, you know
I'm dating a porn star or whatever, I think you
might have to go. You might have to go and

(41:32):
shower up before we do anything, just simply because sticky,
you know. So there are exceptions to the rule. Yeah,
I'm just not built that way. That's why I never
dated a stripper, never did anybody in the porn industry.
I've never been a guy who likes to date someone

(41:55):
who dates multiple people at the same time. Just not
built that way. We got to take a break and
we'll be back. You're listening to the Big Man Morning Show.
Let's play a game. We got tickets to give away
to see the Mars Volta. They're gonna be over at
the Canes on Sunday. Gets your tickets at knes Ballroom

(42:16):
dot com and we're gonna play Singsing. Cur record of
Singsing is Lil Corbyn. It is a neck and neck
race here. I am leading with eleven and you have
ten and Lindsay has nine. Last week's winter gonna be
a whole bunch of nobody. Everybody is an option to
give you clues today at eight three three four six
oh K m O D eight three three four six

(42:37):
oh kmo D. Call up, decide who's going to be
your clue giver. Whoever gets the most right is going
to win those tickets to see the Mars Volta at
the Canes Ballroom on Sunday, and get your tickets Knees
Ballroom dot com. Good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name? Good morning, you're on the air. What

(43:01):
is your name? Fantastic? Right, row, You'll be one. Well,

(43:23):
you see it, and then I don't know if they
can't hear me, it's pointless. But I don't know what
the issue is. So we're having a little bit of
a technical difficult I don't know if you've listened to
the last twenty four hours, but we've had a couple issues.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?

(43:43):
Don John? How are you today? Oh? Good, good John?
Who would you like to give? Clues? Lindsey Gimpy or Corbyn? Corby? John?
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue?

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Are you.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yes? So this has a California This is a California band. Uh.
They have a song called Santa Ria. Uh and Bradley
Well is then correct? That is the name of the
band and this is a song about weed. Oh, god,

(44:25):
dang it, I don't know what is it? No? What's
what's a number? Bigger than one. Dude, Hey, will you
roll me a joint and you put it? How do
you inhale a joint? You smoke? Smoked your joint? There
we go? All right?

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (44:47):
This has James Hedfield is the lead singer. This is
uh from the Kill Them All album. I believe this
is Jim Henson had these what are those called? Nothing? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, master. Yeah,
there you go. Nice. This is Sonny Bono's ex wife.

(45:10):
And if you truly think Santa is real, you would
say that you Yeah, time ran out, but we got two, John,
that might be enough for the wind, So hang on
the line. Okay, all right, all right, good morning, you're
on the air. What is your name? Brian? Brian? How

(45:32):
are you today? Good Brian. You gotta make sure your
radio's turned down for me, Brian. Sixty seconds are on
the clock. You just got to decide who's going to
give the clues, Lindsey or Gimpy. Now, sixty seconds are on.
Let's go. Oh. This is Maria Brink's band and it's
their song about being very slutty or a working gown?

(46:00):
Can we skip this one?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
What is another word for a prostitute? Brian? Oh? There
you go. This is the song that plays for the
ASPCA when the Sad Dogs come on. When you die,
your spirit goes to heaven. Your mama is now a
what heart. No, that's celine beyond. When you die, your

(46:24):
mama becomes a what. Every time a bell rains, a
blank gets its wings angel. There you go. Uh. This
is a nineteen nineties song and dance that where you
kind of fold your arms around and put them up
on your chest and your hips Da da dada that
played a lot of baseball games and stuff. Sounds like

(46:45):
a pasta. Uh. We're gonna break this down. The first
three letters of this song is like a computer, not
a PC, but a time time time. Nobody wins again,
So I'm sorry, Brian, you did not win man. Thank you, Yeah, John,

(47:11):
I'm sorry. It was a time so no one wins
man all see you later.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Here's the one where you got stuck on yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Displayed at baseball games a lot. Now uh, And you
put your hand, one hand behind your head, another one
behind your head, and then you put it on your
side of your hip, and then you put it on
the other side of your hip, and then you put
your hand out and then you put your that's obviously
not the hookey pokey, and you put your hand up,
palm up in front of you, and put your other
home hand palm up in front of you. Yeah, that's

(47:42):
the macarina, right. Yeah. I don't speak Spanish, so I
can't sing the lyrics. I have no idea what they're saying.
So all you can do is just describe.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
I think that what you just said there. I don't
speak Spanish, so I can't sing the lyrics. I think
would have described it perfectly for a last right, like
that's swam.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Los Lobos, right, not my richie, all right? And the
other one we got her at the very end. So
the record, now, that keeps everybody the same. I'm still
in the lead with eleven, keeps you with ten keys
lns with nine. Let's go ahead and see what Gimpi
has in his four by four. Oh, he probably want

(48:32):
do you want that? Help? Stay? All right? All right,
all right, colb. And it says right here that the
National Guard troops are allowed in Portland. The Ninth Circuit
Court of Appeals has rule President Trump can deploy National
Guard troops in Portland. Under the ruling, the justices said
presidential determinations are not reviewable by federal courts. The Court

(48:54):
of Appeals lacks the power to issue injunctive relief the
city of Portland and show an injury since troops hadn't
been deployed and President acted lawfully because because of the
response was proportionate to the events in Portland. It says
here that the federal government shutdown continues. The Senate voted

(49:19):
forty three yesterday against a House passed resolution to reopen
the government, marking the eleventh failed attempt. Despite recent public
pressure from the nationwide now Kings rally over the weekend,
there is little indication of progress, with Senate Majority Leader
Chuck Schumer reaffirming the Democrats' position remains unchanged. The shutdown

(49:43):
will now hit the three week mark today. Don't re
elect any of them, right, any of them? Get your
rest together, come on. It says here that Biden completes
his round of radiation therapy for prostate answer. A spokesperson
says that Old JB. Completed several weeks of the treatment

(50:06):
yesterday at a hospital in Philadelphia. His office announced earlier
this month that he was undergoing new phase of treatment
for an aggressive form of prostate cancer. The former president
turns eighty three next month, and then lastly, here Tulsa
mayor announces plans to create new homeless shelter using former
juvenile detention facility. I'm not one hundred percent sure if

(50:29):
this is the same facility that I got married in.
I don't think it is, though, But how awesome is that? Anyhow?
It says this comes after months long dispute between the
City of Tulsa and Tulsa County, but both sides have
now reached an agreement. The building will be the home
of Tulsa's first low barrier homeless shelter with fewer restrictions.
The deal isn't finalized just yet. There still has to

(50:52):
be land transfer from the county to the city for
the ownership of the building. It sounds like it is
the same. It may very well may be. I know
that there's one that's been over that way that's been
closed for a long time. Even after I got married there,
that one was closed, like new facility whatever, So I'm
not one hundred percent. Don't go back and visit. I
try not to. I really have no business there at

(51:14):
all whatsoever. Why isn't that way we take our family
like people, our wives or husbands to go visit the
towns we grew up in where you you know, messed
around with your with whatever, but you don't take them
to where you've been married.

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(52:07):
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two to open up for Josie Scott. All right, listener, emails.
You can always email us show at kmod dot com.
Show at kmod dot com. We read emails on the

(52:27):
air on Wednesdays. This email says, I need some advice
before I snap. My roommates got people over every damn night,
doesn't matter if it's Tuesday or Saturday. Music drinking, people yelling,
woke up to someone passed out on the couch. I
work early, and it's like living in a frat house

(52:48):
that I didn't want to join. I've tried dropping hints,
but he just laughs and says, it's college all over again. Bro,
A level, well placed. Bro. I'm about out one more
late night party away from packing my stuff. Should I
try and confront him again or save myself the headache
and move? Dude? Roommates, aren't they great? I I put

(53:14):
that up on the that ship of sale board. Yeah
I have. I mean, I know, my wife's a room,
but that's different. Yeah. So if you're having sex with
your roommate, it's okay, right. I mean, I'm sure there
are people that had roommates of another's gender or maybe
the same and they had sex with them. But your
your partner's a roommate. Yeah, yeah, And so were your kids. Yeah, yeah,

(53:39):
anybody that's living in your house besides just you is
could technically be considered your roommate. Right, You got to
live with their nuances, except with your kids, like you
can at least establish rules and they're somewhat followed, or
you would hope they would be followed, right right. The
thing about adults is free will, man and do whatever
they And that's how you end up with people partying
every night, passed out on your couch, eating up all

(54:02):
your snacks, drinking up all your drinks, smoking up all
your pot. Yeah, unless you lock it up. Even then,
even then. I had a roommate once and I thought
that my stuff was safe, had in a nice locked box,
and uh, come up one day and there was an
ounce missing. Uh okay, how did that work out? Well,

(54:23):
clearly I didn't keep it locked all the time, So
cant would you go in there and sneak in my
room while like I'm outside smoking whatever, start pinching my bags? Man,
I'm pissed. Yeah, oh I was pissed. So what should
this guy do? Should he confront the roommate again or

(54:43):
should they he just pack it up and move. I'm
trying I'm curious how old he is, Okay, how old
each of them are. I think because somebody straight down
to college, I get it. They're still in that mindset. Yeah,
you're still you know, finding jobs that work for you.
Maybe you want it has to work overnight, what appen? Huh.

(55:05):
But if you're you know, newly bachelor dads, right, then
that feels a little bit different. That would help out tremendously.
What's fresh out of college age twenty five, twenty three,
twenty four five depends on when you go, of course,
but yeah, trying to establish your career, trying to find

(55:26):
your first job, getting an entry level job usually feels reckless.
Maybe you're not even pursuing a career, right, you're just living, right,
you're just trying to collect a paycheck, mane where you
don't care about being the best sonic car hop. Ever,

(55:46):
maybe these people have conflicting schedules like this. The one
roommate that's partying has friends over all the time. But
the email did say roommates, so it sounds like they
live with more than just one person, So they have
people over all the time. And they worked, hearing they
work at you know, at night or whatever. This say
is my roommates as in possessive. Okay, my roommates got

(56:12):
people over every damn night. Okay, I'm not gonna break
down the grammar on that one, but okay, either way,
either way, maybe there's conflicting schedules. You know, dude has
to get up early in the morning, you know, and
the other guy does not, so therefore it allows him
to hang out and party. I had this one roommate

(56:36):
and he was a car salesman and we knew each
other from waiting tables together. I've told this story in there.
But he was a cool guy, fun, but he liked
he would get off from working at the car dealership
nine o'clock ready for his night to be over right, unwind,

(56:59):
And he would liked listening to military marine music like
Chance and marching Cadences loud loud and get drunk and
like sometimes even like I'd be asleep, come into my

(57:20):
room marching and like in it. I was like, bro, Aaron,
you got a chill. Bro, He's like what, Like he
wouldn't even remember, right because he just come and get blasted,
and you know, once he starts getting a little antoxicated,
he felt like I guess Halls of Montezuma was the
right track to put on the playlist, I guess, And

(57:45):
I'm sure the neighbors didn't say anything. Who wants to
get sideways with the marine? Right for? Who's blasting Cadence music? Uh?
This text? This text says who is on I don't
remember if he was ever deployed. Who is on the lease?
Hopefully it's only one of you, and that's an easy fix.
Get up, fire your gun a few times, and everyone

(58:08):
will leave and go back to sleep. That escalated quickly.
That does not feel That feels like you're asking to
get you pulled up on a charge, right, join in
and fight the hangover, or tell him you're out and
do your thing. I was going to say, yeah, it's
it's you can easily tell them I'm out and go

(58:30):
do your own thing. Right. But if you're trying to
sleep because you got to get up in the morning,
and then they're in there laughing and cutting it up
and got the music on, you know, that makes it
kind of difficult to fall asleep.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Way easier said than done.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
This text says find someone else looking for a roommate
if financially you need the assistance and make the change.
You'll never get them to stop. Reasonable answer sounds like
you've already reached your breaking point. Just move. Nuclear answer
by a giant bag of those sugar free gummy bears
that cause volcanic diarrhea at his next party, passed them

(59:07):
out to everyone, telling them they're edibles, and make sure
everyone gets a good double handful. Nobody will ever want
to come over again. They'll start come over. They're just
not taking candy from you anymore. Yeah, this is obviously
not a well thought out nuclear answer, because they're just
what gonna take over the toilet, right, And I'm just
guessing this is just a wild guess. Somebody who doesn't

(59:29):
care about whether you have to work or not probably
isn't great about cleaning the toilet. No, and the next
thing you know, you got everybody in the bathroom or
sitting in the kitchen sink. You know. No, that's bad
news all the way around. Man. This text says, don't
even try to talk to him again. You've done that
and still nothing. Just get your own place and move out.

(59:53):
That texts about who's on the lease. I don't know
if that matters.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Yeah, I mean I moved I was on a lease
and I had a really bad roommate situation and I
moved out and I went to my landlord. I went
to the office and explained the situation, and they said, yeah,
you can definitely break the lease. We won't come after
you because this person is on the lease and still

(01:00:19):
living there, but they you're soon to be ex roommate
might come after you. So that's what I had to
worry about. And she did. We went to court and
she lost because I had reason enough to move out.
So I mean, it's always a chance if he's willing
to take it to go to court, because if his

(01:00:40):
name is on the lease, then technically he would be
responsible for paying half of that bill.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
It's interesting that they wouldn't go after both of you,
Like if she, like in your scenario, if she didn't pay,
they wouldn't just go after her. Both your names are
on the lease. I feel like they would have the
legal grounds to go after both of you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
She continued to pay the room.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I'm just saying if she did not right, right, and
then maybe they would have What was that, Like, how
long did the court the civil case last?

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Oh, it was one day. It was one quick, quick
claim or a quick court day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
I don't know it was quick court.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I don't know, Like it was just really simple. I
got a thing in the mail and it said I
needed to go there was like a quick mediation and
that didn't work. So then we went in in front
of the judge and we both stated our cases and
then they sent in the mail what he decided?

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
What the judge did you have to hire an attorney
or anything like?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
I didn't, Okay, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
That was my other thought is like those guys aren't cheap,
you know, and maybe this person doesn't have the money
for an attorney and to pay court fees and all this,
and you're going to risk all that to possibly lose.
You can have an attorney in small claims court, you
just don't need one, right right. And mediation, I'm guessing

(01:02:03):
she wanted you to pay some and you didn't want
to pay anything. That was the mediation.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
She yeah, she wanted me to pay and be stuck
with pretty much everything and the small claims court bill.
And I said no, and she was. I mean, she
would come into my room when I wasn't there, she
would take my clothes, like she was wearing my clothes
in court, crying out loud like the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
No, that feels like an easy your honor. She's we
even wearing my club. She's trying to single wife female
me your honor? Have you seen what she's up to?
Have you hunted her?

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
No? I haven't. I don't think she's on social media.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Maybe she's dead. Oh maybe maybe she committed suicide and
it's your fault run into financial ruins? How did you
go through a life of heroin and yourself overdosed?

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
We moved in with each other that her mom called
me and asked me if she was taking her medication,
and I said medication for what? And apparently she was bipolar.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
If somebody of one of my friend's parents called me
and asked me, I'd be like what, m hmm, that's
not my job. That has zero to do with me.
If one of my parents called me, I'd be like,
how'd you get my number? One of my friends parents
called me, But how'd you get my number?

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Yeah? Well it wasn't my cell phone. We had a
landline on the prime.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Every time he has a party call the cops say
you're a neighbor with a noise complaint. Yeah, that's one
way to do it good. Doesn't matter if they are
on the lease, if they receive mail there, they have
to go through the courts to evict. That's true, but
we're not talking about aviction. We're talking about leaving right. Uh.
Lisa's helped protect landlords and tenants in situations like this.

(01:03:48):
What it doesn't cover is having to shoot one of
your tenant's abusive ex boyfriends that shows up trying to
burn your rental property down. Sounds like that guy speaks
from experience. It feels like a deep wound that you're
sharing with us. Listener to email from someone says they
need advice before they snap. My roommates got people over
every damn night, doesn't matter if it's Tuesday or Saturday.

(01:04:11):
Music drinking, people yelling, someone passed out on the couch
this morning. I work early, and it's like living in
a front house I never joined. I've tried dropping hints,
but he just laughs and says, it's college all over again. Bro.
I'm about one more late night party away from pack
of my stuff. Do I actually confront him or do
I just move out?

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Lindsey, Okay, so he did say he's dropped hints. Well,
don't drop hints. Be very forward, be very blunt with him.
I get up early. I don't like the loud partying
at night when I'm trying to sleep. Yes, confront him,
and if it doesn't work, then either ask him to

(01:04:52):
leave or you move out. I think that's very simple.
But you can't just drop hints and expect him to
change on hints. You have to put out boundaries and
give him you know what you expect, GIMPI.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
That's part of having roommates, bro, That's just all that
there is to it. You dropping hints, or even if
you come straight out and tell them and set your boundaries. Hey,
this is what the deal is, man. It still doesn't
stop people from having free will and doing whatever the
hell they want to. That is just a point of
having roommates. Roommates suck. My last roommate was awesome. He

(01:05:32):
kept to himself, He didn't raid, you know, my alcohol,
or he didn't smoke up all my smoke. You know,
he threw down on groceries, paid bills. Best roommate I've
ever had. Would totally do it over again with him.
Sounds gay when I say it out loud like that,
but regardless having roommates, that's part of it. You have
to deal with them. And I say, just get up

(01:05:56):
and move and go live by yourself because clearly you
can't handle halfing people there okay, because of scheduling and
stuff like this, and your best bet is to just
live on your own. This is something I didn't know
at the time because it felt like it did. It

(01:06:18):
hardly matters. Just move, man. You may get stuck with
the bill, you may get sued, you may have to
go to small claim scord. Your mental state is far
more important. All those things are static. If you're like,
I'm trying to be the best whatever at your job

(01:06:39):
you've started, let that be the focus and don't let
things get in your way. Hyper focus on the thing
that matters to you. Another option, find a girlfriend, stay
the night, er house, write out the least, tell them
you're not renewing. That's an option too. It's the least.
That is the pass of a aggressive, possibly toxic also

(01:07:02):
ruin someone else's emotions in the process. Way to go
about it, But ultimately, just pull the trigger. Man. We
suffer so much and made up things. I'm like, what
will happen? Just pull the trigger? You clearly want to
just do it unless you're chicken all right, because ultimately

(01:07:25):
your roommate doesn't respect you and they don't respect what's
going on in your life. They are worried about their agenda.
You guys aren't cohabiting together. You're just there. You're just
a check And that doesn't sound like a two way street.
It sounds like a one way street their way. Unless
maybe you get up in the morning and you make
a bunch of commotion, turn on Good Morning America, and

(01:07:48):
I don't know, maybe you have people over for brunch.
I'm just saying, maybe starting biting homeless people and make
it a soup kitchen in the morning while they're trying
to sleep. It's possible we only get one side of
these complaints, so it is possible that's this is a
reactionary move to get back at you for something you

(01:08:11):
did or don't do. Yeah. Yeah, you don't put the
toilet set down right, So I'm in a party all night.
People are petty, man, So that's what I'm saying, Just
pull it hardly matters all. That doesn't matter. If you
don't want to live there anymore, don't live there anymore.
If it doesn't work for you anymore. That's okay, that's allowed.

(01:08:31):
You can quit the lease. It's not like a bank
that's hard to quit. All right, We're take an emails
show at kmod dot com. We'll take a break and
we'll be back more of the Big Man Morning Show.
Is that This email says, I was on TikTok the
other night and somehow my boyfriend's account showed up on
my FYP. Not the one he's shown me, a different one,

(01:08:54):
different username, different profile pick, but same voice, tattoos. It's
absolutely him, so I had to go snoopy. He's posting videos,
comment in on women's posts, duetting with girls, dropping flirting
emojis in the comments, like he's single. Nothing explicit that
I could find, but definitely not how someone in a
relationship who lives with their girlfriend acts. I confronted him.

(01:09:16):
He said it's just for fun and that it's not
cheating if it's online. This feels like a red flag.
Is this harmless social media flirting or is he basically
cheating through TikTok? What do you think? Bmms and what
that is to eight two nine four five. This feels
like something I don't know how to relate.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
To rightd wetting with other girls like doing a video.
Are are they girls that he knows or is it
just random other social media users?

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Would it matter? Would it matter if he's duetting with
girls he knows on a different account?

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
I think so it feels more personal.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
There's the deception there, right. I think Corbyn picked it up.
He's got two accounts and that's where the deception, that's
where the problem is a burner account if you yeah, yeah,
and they just happened to show up on her FYP
so yeah, I didn't know this was a thing, but

(01:10:22):
apparently apparently it is common to have multiple accounts. Really,
I think, well, why that makes no sense? I get
it for maybe like a business account and a personal account.
Sure for people like us where we have our show
account and then personal account. Me me, it's all the same, right,

(01:10:45):
My show account is my personal account. It is what
it is, because why I don't have to keep up
with all the other ones. Tried it didn't work out. Yeah,
I'm not clear on why, but it is common, and
maybe it is to be deceptive. I think that's exactly
what it is. Well, anything in secrecy is deception. New so,

(01:11:06):
but apparently we're the old people by being like I
just I can't keep up with two right clouds. Nothing
wrong with shaking your fist at the clouds. Man, try
it sometime, all right, I quote. So we got this
listener email who has discovered their boyfriend's burner account on TikTok,

(01:11:32):
and the boyfriend, when confronted, said, this is just for
fun and it's not cheating if it's on the internet.
If it was just for fun and he didn't want
to hide it, right, then why am making a separate account? Why?
Why why you would have a separate account. Why you

(01:11:52):
even have two accounts because you can do the same
thing that you're doing on your one primary account as
you are on this other stuff. So if you're not,
if you don't have anything to hide, then why I
have two accounts. I'm just going to make an assumption.
When he says it's just for fun and it's not
cheating online, he probably would also go, well, you didn't ask, right,

(01:12:12):
I didn't lie. You didn't ask. It's not like I said.
You asked me if I had one then I said no, So.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Then does she need to ask him? If he has
a burner phone, another phone that she doesn't know about,
or email address she doesn't know about.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
What's a bigger offense a burner email account, a burner
social media account, or a burner phone in a relationship.
I think the burner phone can be. I think they're
all about the same. But if I have to pick one,
it's going to be the phone. I think so too.
It's worse. I think so too. I have multiple email accounts.

(01:12:53):
I use one besides work primary. The others are either
I forget to use them, or I set them up
for when I want to can't remember Gimpe's email when
I have to give them my email beyond or whatever. Whatever. Yeah,
I have multiple accounts like that as well, different ones

(01:13:13):
for PlayStation or there's the one that I've had for
a coon's age that's been around forever, you know. But
much like yourself, I don't really use them. I'm not
going to those those accounts, my Gmail or my hot
mail accounts and checking the messages that come in. Yeah,

(01:13:34):
I'm never checking. No, it's just there because well, you've
already had a profile under this email. You got to
give us another one? Yeah, okay, fine, And if I'm
being honest, I'm pretty sure. My wife knows all the
social media accounts I have, but I don't really operate

(01:13:55):
in them, right, I look around in mind for stuff
for the show, but I don't post. You're not duetting?
Oh god no other people's posts? No, no, no, no, no, no,
oh god no. I think this is where I'm at

(01:14:17):
with like cheating. Yeah. I don't want to get found
out that that's not how I want to treat the
person I'm in love with, and so to me, the
chances of getting caught are too easy. This moron did
not think the algorithm would draw the connection, but it did,

(01:14:40):
so he didn't. He was probably playing by all the rules.
He thought, like, I'm being secretive, but because of the algorithm,
it said you may not. You may know, douchebag. She's like,
I do know, douchebag. I wonder how many times it
populated but you didn't notice? And what did take for

(01:15:00):
her to notice? Yeah? Was it the voice? Was it?
You know? Because it did sound like in the email
like his face was showing it. You think that would
be the first thing you noticed. I don't right. This
tax says runaway fast. This tax says nothing is good
if you have to hide it unless he did this
before he got together. Ooh, you know, so if you

(01:15:23):
have a tender count before you got together, you can
keep it hidden. No, that's what I implied by that. Yeah,
but that's the same deception that comes around. Man. There's
that trend happening right now where people are finding it's
probably fake, but like they're finding their partner's tender accounts
and confronting them. Oh okay, Oh my gosh, it is.

(01:15:44):
It's got to be fake because the number of people
that are getting caught is wild. I don't think it is.
I haven't seen this, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
That they're out there and people are finding you. But
why are you? Why are you as the partner creating?
Did the person your partner who had a tender account
hit on one of your friends who has one? Right,
and they're like, hey, Becky, just want to let you
know that Tom here, No, no, I I just created

(01:16:14):
to find yours. But I'm with you. That's where my
mind went. I was like, well, how did you find it?
He's achieving? Whoores another text? This text is? It's all right,
it's just TikTok. Go get your own and do the
same because it's all right, right, No, give him a
taste of the ometa. He said, it's okay. Oh okay,
I get what you're saying. Yeah. If I fire with

(01:16:35):
fire sort of things stay toxic. If it's just for fun,
then why can't his girlfriend know about it? Run away fast?
Another text. Some females are more offended with emotional connections
than sexual ones. I have five accounts. My girl knows
about all of them. I troll people on YouTube, so
I need multiple accounts. When one is blocked based on
your name on here, I'm not surprised. That is a

(01:17:00):
weird hobby to go control people. Yeah, with some people
get off on that way. Another one. Social media has
been nothing but a slow poison to humanity. It desensitizes
people to real, fulfilling communication with one another or with
each other. Confront of about it, there's no real logical
reason to have multiple accounts unless the second account is
for business. It starts as a second account. What next?

(01:17:22):
Doesn't take an eighth grade literacy to fill in the
bank the blanks. Reasonable answer. You can't control his behavior.
You have to decide if this is a deal breaker
for you. Nuclear answer, Time to go stealth crazy, get
one of your friends that he doesn't know, catfish him
into compromising situation, then go viral on TikTok with the
inevitable crazy confrontation. Oh God, get on the account to

(01:17:43):
all those hose he's talking to, h to know he's taken. Yeah,
because that's always stopped somebody. As a married person in
a serious relationship, you should not be doing that emotional cheating.
Another one has a married person in a serious relationship.
You should not be doing that emotional cheating. Okay, Also
you have a memory. I still have an AOL email

(01:18:03):
account I got free from the CD in the mail
listener email from someone who says that they were on
TikTok the other night and their boyfriend's account showed up
on their FYP. Not their normal account that they had seen,
but a second one, different user name, no profile pick,
but same voice, same tattoos, and she's confident it's him.

(01:18:26):
She went snooping. He's posting videos on women's post, dueting
with girls, dropping flirting emojis in the comments, like he's single.
Nothing full on explicit, but definitely not how someone in
a relationship who lives with their girl should act. I
confronted him and he said it's just for fun and
it's not cheating if it's online. This feels like a
red flag. Is this harmless social media flirting or is

(01:18:47):
he basically cheating through TikTok Lindsay, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Necessarily know if it's cheating, but if you're not okay
with this, then yeah, it's a red flag. This is
if it's not cool with you, you need to let
him know. And maybe this is the the beginning to
the end of your relationship with this guy because this
is one of your deal breakers apparently. Have him be

(01:19:14):
upright and honest about his accounts.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Himby Yeah, I think Lindsay hit it pretty well. There.
There's no sense in one and having multiple accounts unless
it's a business account in your personal account. And of
course there's the deception you never told her about it.
There's so many red flags, even a few orange and
yellow ones in there as well. So I, you know,

(01:19:39):
confront him about it. Sure, let him know, Hey, this
is not okay. I do not like this. The fun
thing about all that is is you can tell him
I don't like this. You can confront him about it,
but you can't stop him from doing it because they'll
just make up another one. And that's something you're gonna

(01:19:59):
have to that I al want to say deal with
When I say deal with, not like accept right, you
don't have to accept it. You have to deal with it,
like make the decision, Okay, this is not something I
want to have in my life, so I'm out the door.
But that's a tough decision for you to make. Fox Show.
I don't know why we don't teach kids or young kids,

(01:20:21):
or maybe in high school you need this class how
to get altitude on a conversation because you're taking it
personal rather than step back, get altitude and see how
this person is dealing with you having a problem as
a blueprint for how they will handle anything in the future.

(01:20:41):
Because you came to him with a concern, he dismissed
your feelings and tried to change it that it wasn't cheating.
Does that feel like somebody you want to be in
a relationship with. Good point. If it is cool, work
it out. If it isn't cool, you don't think that's
the way you want. Dilemma's dealt with for the rest

(01:21:01):
of your life, then say bye. Know you're worth walk.
People pay attention real fast. When you leave the room,
he may come back and go, you're right, I shouldn't
have done that. That's a different thing, right, But to me,
I'll say, you got his attention now. Yeah. To me.

(01:21:22):
The difference, well, he thinks you're not serious to me
when he said just for fun and it's not cheating
if it's huh, who said anything about cheating? So you're
okay with cheating? Aunt? Like? Does that sound like you
guys are rowing in the same direction? Done? To me,
you're wasting valuable time. I one of my favoriteits. You're

(01:21:42):
wasting thousands of kisses on this guy. If you think
that's worth it, go ahead. I'm sure you're doing other
things too besides kisses. If you think, oh, that's worth
it for someone that says that, that's on you. If
you find someone who will make you French toast every morning,
if that's what you want, we got to take break.
You can always email us show at kmod dot com.

(01:22:03):
Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
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This Australian kinkster in Amazon Ballbusters, milf Master and Queen
of the strap on seven and if you're up for
it and have a credit card, she'll have phone sex
with you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Good morning, Gimbi, Hey, good morning Corbin. Hey, don't forget.
If you've got a local band and you want to
open up for Josie Scott the original Voices alive at
the nineteenth Annual Cancer Sex Concert that's happening in November
after Thanksgiving. Well, we've got a contest up, a little
battle of the bands. Wants you to submit your one
song demo and we'll put them together. We'll find the
best two and those two bands are going to open up.

(01:22:46):
It could be yours. Good luck. All right, it's time
for to tell the truth. This is your chance to
get to know the show better. All you got to
do is send us a text, BMMS and whatever that
is to eight two nine four that you'd like to
ask us to get to know us better. Time to
tell the truth. This is your opportunity to ask anything
you want. Just remember keep it clean, no bodily fluids,

(01:23:09):
nothing sexual, and don't forget. We can and will pass
on a question. Let's open up the phone lines. Here's
Corvin in the gang with all the truth. You're gonna
need a three three four six oh kmod or you
can text bmms and whatever it is that you'd like
to ask us to get to know us better to
eight two nine four five bmms and whatever that is
to eight two nine four five. Here's a question that

(01:23:32):
I think I know the answer to for fifty percent
of the room. What's the most you've ever spent on
your pets' birthday? There is an article in People magazine
about this couple whose dog is celebrating thirteen, celebrating like

(01:23:53):
they threw a big party, balloons, cake, have people over
all the stuff. Now it's on social media, so who
knows if it's something they actually do or you know,
it's just this thing they did to try and get
some clicks. What's the most you've ever spent on your

(01:24:13):
pets birthday?

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Lindsay, I can't remember a time where I've ever bought
any of my pets a birthday gift.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
So you don't celebrate your pet's birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
I may be Happy Birthday and hook them up with
a treat that I already have at the house, or
or let them eat maybe if it's a dog table scraps,
But yeah, no, I do buy them Christmas presents. They
have their own stocking that hangs, okay, and they'll get it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
How much have you spent on that?

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Probably ten bucks?

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Okay, give bet. I have never spent a dime on
pets for birthdays, Christmas, mca ardor day. None of them
they're pets. Why, Yeah, I don't disagree.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
I have gotten Christmas gifts for like a pet, just
because it, I don't know, being celebratory, I guess, but
never spending more than like how well, those treats they
always have, but the register of the little gnaw things
are like a dollar. You're like, yeah, that makes sense,
yeah right, but no, I don't even I don't think
I knew my dog's birthday. That is a good one,

(01:25:34):
unless I'm there to see it come out. I've never
known any of my animals birthdays. Right, Are you exciting
the day you got it as a birthday or do
you know the day it was actually born? Yeah? And I,
in my opinion, it's just silly to celebrate that sort
of thing with animals anyway. Well they're white kids, No,

(01:25:57):
they're not. Shut the hell up. They're pets. Yeah, some
people don't treat him as family members and those people
are weird. Just my opinion, though it's just an opinion.
I do think it's weird to do the birthday thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Yeah, I mean I do know when our dog, I
know his birthday is April twenty second.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Now, is that the day that he was born? Or
was that the day that you guys got him?

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
No, that was the day he was born.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
And how do you know that?

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Because the where we the friend that we got him from,
told us the day he was born.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
So you're still taking someone's word for that though. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I don't know if I have a
problem with people celebrating the birthday, but when you do,
like a party, yeah, and if I don't go, are
you mad? Right? You didn't show up for Fido's birthday? Right? Yeah,

(01:26:55):
he's a dog and I've got other things to do
with the lion.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
And you're supposed to bring what your dog to the
dog's birthday? What if the dogs don't all get along?

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Well, I mean the same thing happens with kids and adults. Yeah,
that's true, all right, Moving on to tell the truth.
In an apocalyptic world, if someone in your group was
slowing everyone down, would you abandon them or risk it,
risk it. I've actually thought of this. I thought this
out because I.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
Guess it would all depend on how close I was
to that someone. But like, if it was my child,
I'm risking it obviously, or picking them up, throwing them
over my shoulder and taking off, but most likely it
would be me slowing them down and I would be like, hey, kid,
throw me over your shoulder and let's go. But overall,
I'd say I would risk it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
GIMPI I hate to lends you this thing, but there
are a couple of X factors that go on the
sort of thing. Who is it? Is it a friend
or is it a family member? Are they hurt? If
it's a friend, sorry, man, you're on your own. But
if it's my brother, right, If it's my brother and

(01:28:06):
let's just say we're beating off zombies and he gets
shot by accident or whatever, right then I'm gonna sit
there with him. I'm gonna sit there with him until
he's good to go or he passes. And then if
I got to beat off every zombie that comes my
way to make sure that I'm still alive and make
sure he passes on by then I'm gonna do it.

(01:28:29):
You know. Same way with the kids. Okay, I feel
like if there's how old are they is another thing
I'm not gonna save with seventy five year old grandma. Sorry, darling,
you just your time has come. All right, here's a shotgun,
here's a cliff bar to get you through. I'm out.

(01:28:51):
So it really depends on the situation there. I'm not
just going to will and illy up and abandon anybody.
It really just depends on who you are. Your example,
your brother who we all know, you're close to you
if would you jeopardize your health, your safety and survival
doing that? So you're willing to die if he can't

(01:29:14):
keep up? Absolutely absolutely, Same way with my girlfriends, Same
way with my kids. My kids yes, my wife yes.
But I know that they also rely on me, so
me dying could trickle down to them, So that doesn't
feel like I'm protecting them at that point, right, I
think you get to a point where, like you know
it's over for you, that's when you've got to tell them, hey,

(01:29:36):
y'all got to get out of here, y'all got to
get out of here quick, all right, don't worry about me,
Just go and save yourself, because I am done for anyway. Yeah,
for me, it's like, hey, we need some extra fireword.
Will you go see if you can find some, and
then we leave. Leave your kid behind, not my kid.

(01:29:59):
I'm I'm not going with it's a kid, your kid.
To me, it's going with like somebody in the group,
which to me doesn't sound like a brother, a kid,
or your wife your girlfriend. Yeah, Pat from accounting, there's
just been a follower then yeah, sorry pat Yan, Yo,
have a nice day. I think you have one. Like Yo,

(01:30:20):
you got to keep up. We can't have you eaten
Dorito's at the back of the line, saying a tourist event.
We got to keep moving, man, quietly, and you're bringing
a lot of attention to us with you, old crunchy
ass chips. Can you eat something quieter? I just haven't

(01:30:43):
had Dorito's in so long, man, it's been The Apocalypse,
Uh favorite a twenty four movie. And why don't worry.
I'm not going to make you answer that. That's way
too specific. Oh bro, I google. I know you had
to google it, though, is my point? Yeah, I didn't
realize I've seen so many of these times movies. Yeah,

(01:31:03):
you're typically pretty artsy. Oh, mm hmm. Anyway, here on
Mary bang kill Senator Strom Thurman? What actress Uma Thurman
or Brett Kelly the actor who played Thurman Merman from

(01:31:25):
Bad Sannah be Ka Thurman Edition? What Thomas so Strong?
Mary Bank kills Strom Thurman, Uma Thurman or the actor
who played Thurman Merman.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
How old would Brett Kelly be now?

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Thirty one? Thirty one?

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Okay, I will bang him. I'm gonna marry Uma and
and kill.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Did you look up Thurman Merman? No, you got to
before you make your commitment.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Give me what about you? We're killing off Strom Thurman.
He's just too old. I am going to bang Uma
Thurman because I don't want to have j sex with
Thurman Merman. But Thurman Merman looks like he'd be a
good time to hang out with, right, So I don't know.

(01:32:31):
He kind of looks like Amy Schumer a little bit.
He does.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
And he also looks like the kid apparently he's.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
The fat kid from bed Sumah. Yeah, yeah, regardless, I
think he would be a good time to hang out with. So, yeah,
there's a couple of pictures out there he looks like, yeah,
I'm not I'm killing Strom Thurman because I don't need
again somebody true slowing us down. Uh, I'm banging Uma

(01:33:03):
Thurman and I'm I guess I'm marrying Thurman Merman. Have
you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?
Lindsay yes, Gimpy, yes, yes, tell the truth. Do you
all have a nickname for me? If so, what is it?

(01:33:24):
You can use dump if you need to lol. If
I use there, we go. So I said it. I
told you, eh, Pet's birthday zero dollars, vet bill twenty
eight hundred yep.

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
I believe that the biggest VET bill for us was
around was less barn eighteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
I believe her surgery, Gimpy, I think you what it
was two hundred dollars to put her down? But did
she see the vet before that? No, that was the
reason to go to the vat. You just went ahead
and channeled your veterinary skills and were like, this is over.

(01:34:10):
She was paralyzed. She wouldn't go in anywhere. Still isn't Nope,
safe and sound in the backyard my own cemetery. A
number's popping in my brain, but I don't know if
that's collective over a duration of time. One of our
dogs was really sick and had to be in the

(01:34:33):
vet hospital and like almost died, and I think I
think it was forty whoa technically not my dog taking
on my wife's dog. So it's not like I actually
got a vote on that, right, I'm honestly okay with

(01:34:55):
people that want to spend money to keep their pedal life. Yeah, sure,
nothing wrong with it. There's nothing wrong with loving something
so much you want to keep it around a while. Now.
Oh no, not at all, But you know, celebrating its
birthday is a little different. I do agree on that.
Would you rather have the ability to restart your life
from age ten with all your current knowledge or get

(01:35:18):
ten million dollars right now?

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Show me the money ten million right now and thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
I mean could also buy Apple stock at.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
Tenure, that's true, tookim.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Be start me over man at the age ten, that's
prime right there, with all the knowledge, everything that I
know right now, Yeah, I would totally be making a
whole lot different decisions. I'm one hundred percent taking the
ten million dollars. I'm pretty happy with my life. What

(01:35:56):
is it called a temporal paradox that happens when you
go back in time and you make different choices. So
there's no guarantee you'll end up where you are now.
Maybe so, but you can invest in Google or Apple
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
Right, But if you think about it, if you're starting
over when you were ten, you wouldn't have your your
grandbabies wouldn't be here, your children.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Wouldn't be here. You would just have different kids and
different grandbabies. And the love is still there regardless.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
It's different.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
I think everything is bedazzled. So you careful what you
ask for. Yeah, right, because you think you're asking for,
you know, the biggest penis in the world, only to
find out it's not attached to you. You're just not
living the same lifestyle you lived when you made that decision.

(01:36:51):
Uh would you rather live one hundred years in perfect
health but be totally unknown or forty years as a legend?

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Lindsay, I'll take one hundred years in perfect health be
an unknown.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Sure can be legends live forever. Man, So I'm all
right with that. I don't know if that's true. Santa
Claus is how old? Not a real person? Still a legend? Uh? Yeah,
I'm going with live to be one hundred. One hundred

(01:37:27):
means I'm having a pretty fruitful life. Forty I could
be a complete douchebag and no one want to be there.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
And healthy one hundred and healthy, completely healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
That book I read tender as a flesh where they
eat they have to. There's cannibalism. Celebrities sometimes will like
take money and then give their body where you can
eat a celebrity in this book and how they're like,
people will do it because they think it's funny. So

(01:38:02):
being a legend means nothing. You just own vanity. You're like, well,
we need more money now so when I die. They
also hunt pregnant people, which is weird. But anyway, you
drink too much at Rockaholma and you wake up the
next morning in Mexico and your phone is dead, what's
your move?

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
Oh? After freaking out, probably crying because I'm like, why
didn't I pay more attention in Spanish class, I'm gonna
have to find someone that speaks English. Look for someone
that can get me to the American embassy and get

(01:38:42):
me home.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Gimby. Well, I think the first thing you need to
do is find a bar and get yourself a bloody
Maria or maybe a corona or something, because we got
to kill this hangover that we just woke up with.
Number one, you gotta kill the hangover. And then while

(01:39:04):
you're at the bar, you know, you use use the
bar's telephono and you call home and be like, hey,
I ended up in Mexico somehow from Rockklahoma. Can you
come to get me Simi's cash something. Yeah. I don't

(01:39:26):
understand how you're not finding a phone charger as the
first thing, even like, fine, find it at the bar, right,
but you gotta find a phone charge That needs to
be the first priority. Second is where am I? While
that's getting some juice? Right, Probably should get some water in.

(01:39:47):
You definitely keep your back against a wall. Are you
sure you want to drink the Mexican water. It's not
nineteen sixty, just saying, man, Montezuma's revenge. I am not
messing with it. It's night. I'm not nineteen sixty. It's
not like you're going out and getting out of the
find a bottle of water. Good god, you're fine with that,

(01:40:10):
but you'll have some. You'll do corona that they say
is done right there by the sewage plant. Yeah, sure,
it's bottled up mass produced.

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
It is in a bottle, It's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
Yeah, if we go with the bloody Maria, the tequila's
gonna kill whatever's in there. Come on, First of all,
no disrespect at all by asking this, disrespect onboarding, disrespect onboarding.
I'm just curious why when Lindsay's will say things in

(01:40:42):
conversation a lot of times Corbin will respond to what
she's saying in a negative way. Is this just part
of the show. Sure, you know this happens a lot
where people ask, you know, why do I push back
on things? Because it would be boring if we just
agreed with each other. No, it wouldn't. Rather be drunk

(01:41:03):
or high off weed.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
I like both, but I tend to drink more, so
I guess I'd rather be drunk, can be I'd.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
Rather be high off the weed man. Not a lot
of people get baked out of their gore to eat
a couple of gummis and then want to start a fight.
Not a lot of times that I have gotten baked
out of my gord to eating some gommis, that I've
woke up the next day and said, what the hell happened?
Oh God, my head hurts. I think all around. The

(01:41:38):
reefer is better for you. Why would I ever want
to get the hangover? You're a much happier high person
than you are a drunk person. I think, all right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back the
man morning returns. I don't know if you saw the

(01:41:59):
New It was about the situation in Atlanta where a
guy who's forty nine years old on Monday went into
the airport, parked his car right out front, went in,
started walking around. They had him on camera doing all this,
and his family called in and said that he's a danger,

(01:42:23):
sent a picture of him, and the police apprehended him
fourteen minutes after police spotted him in the building. And
then when checked his car, his truck outside parked right
outside the door, and they found an AR fifteen style
rifle with twenty seven rounds of ammunition. And apparently he

(01:42:43):
was streaming on Facebook saying he was about to go
shoot up the airport. Okay, And he's obviously in trouble,
mostly because absolutely he's in trouble because he's a convicted
fella with a weapon.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
His family says he's not mentally okay. I think that's
a fair observation. Yeah, they says he's never hurt anybody.
But they are the ones that called the police. Good
for them, yeah, good for them doing so well. And
the police said that they pretty much said, the only
reason we are not talking about a tragedy today is

(01:43:23):
because the family called and told us what was happening.
And that is so important to me. That is the
message to be taken away from all of this is
that even if it's your family member, you gotta tell. Yeah,
you gotta tell, because it's just not worth it. It's

(01:43:45):
not worth it for them, It's definitely not worth it
for the innocent people there. You owe it to yourself.
And they think they stopped him right as he was
about to go back to his truck, go back and
get his gun. Yeah, they're trying to figure out how
he got the gun, which I can't believe. You have

(01:44:06):
to tell people this, but you can buy a gun
the wrong way. Yeah, people will figure it out. I
want to know what his beef is with the airport
that caused him. We want to go in and potentially
do some trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
Well, he was probably maybe, I mean, if it was
terroristic threats that he was making, probably figured busiest airport
in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
I'll go there, but only twenty seven rounds. I mean
that's a lot. Yeah, it is a lot. But if
you're just going in spraying and praying, I don't think
you're going to get a lot of people, a lot
of victims. Now, maybe if you're very precise about it,
you're going to get exactly twenty seven people. Yeah, for sure.

(01:44:51):
I just feel like if you're going to go in
and you're trying to cause major damage at a major
airport like this, you would have brought more than twenty
seven rounds with you. I mean, if that's all you
can afford. True? True? Are that what came as the
bonus for buying the gun?

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
But still, what was Is it just strictly to cause terror?
Did you get bumped on a flight? Do you have
an X that works for the airport?

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
Right? Police said that he was. He appeared to be
very interested in the TSA check in area.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
Okay, which, okay, let's pull that apart. Where else is
he going in the airport?

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
Yeah, he can't get very far anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:45:36):
Yeah, can't go to the gift shop. Maybe you can
if there's one outside.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
It's easy to go. He was wandering around and he
had a gun in his car. But I think the
damning part is he set for what I remember he
said on Facebook Live that he was going to shoot
up TSA, right or something, eluding that like, I'm gonna
straighten it up or clean it up, right, something to
that effect, because you had to wait in line for

(01:46:03):
so long. Yeah, maybe people love getting bent out about TSA.
Who cares. Yeah, it's part of it now, and we've
been dealing with it for a long time, so you
should just, I don't know, accept it for what it is.
I just don't understand why you're okay to stand in
line a long time at an amusement park, but doing

(01:46:23):
it at the airport is a atrocity, right, Oh? I
take my shoes off? Ah, God, all these rules regularly, Okay,
you know what, then drive because you know who's not
checking your baggage and who's not checking you making you
take off your shoes when you get in your car
to drive across the country. Nobody. When I drove from

(01:46:45):
California to here, I was told that they were gonna
check my car when I left the state entered the state.
I don't remember like California highwaytrol would that there's a
check stations. Okay, I know they used to do it
in Texas. Okay, so I know it used to be

(01:47:05):
a thing. Uh huh. I've never heard of this. It
didn't happen to me, but it was told that that
could happen. And I saw the spot where you're supposed
to pull over, and but to me, it feels foreign.
But it used to be that way, right, I've never
heard of that. I've never heard of that, because, like,
how can you police the entire border of California of

(01:47:29):
Texas's that's miles and miles and miles and miles, and
they're people are going to find holes in your blockade,
you see what I mean? So I guess and maybe
they tried it and they realized, oh, this isn't working
because we can't cover every inch of border we have.
I just don't know what you're trying to catch. I

(01:47:50):
could see it with like, especially especially Texas, you know,
in parts of California, whatever, drugs smuggling, human trafficking, stuff
like that. I could get that, you know, But to
be honest with you, that sort of thing can happen anywhere,
in any state. Yeah yeah. So my point being is

(01:48:15):
that you get used to those things. Yeah yeah, exactly,
much like anything, you get used to it, So bitching
about it isn't gonna do any good. Just take your
shoes off, put your laptop, tap top up on the
goddamn scaler thing, and go on about your business.

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
Because you're inconvenience for what maybe three minutes?

Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
Three extra minutes, right, I mean, listen, stand in line socks.
Nothing is more frustrating to me than when we come
back into America with a champagne problem and we go
through customs and then we have to get in another
line to be cleared from the airport and we're still
in the airport. But that's life in the circus, baby,

(01:48:54):
Yeah right. I paid the two hundred dollars for five
years so I can go to the fast line, and
it's worth it to me. Still wait in a line though, sometimes,
right yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
And what does that do for you? Because it's a
fast line, it's just a special.

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
Security So before they changed the shoe thing, didn't have
to take off shoes. I don't have to take off
my jacket if I remember correctly, And it's just my
background check has been happened, so I'm cleared to go.
They don't have to be so thorough with me, right,
It's kind of like a fast passed Disneyland. Kind of
like a fast passed Disney but you still have to
wait a line. Yeah, because other people got the fast

(01:49:34):
pass too. I have another one for when I come
back into America. I don't have to queue up and
talk to an agent. They did my thing. I go
stand up a picture, They take my picture. I walk
up to the thing, They go go ahead, Corbyn, and
that's it. They don't ask me any questions. They don't
bother me, now.

Speaker 3 (01:49:53):
Can they though if they think, well, he looks a
little sustain hit okay, of.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
Course, because they're just doing their job right security. Of course,
you think a criminal who's smuggling something in hasn't gotten
that pass and then tried to get something true, Yeah,
of course, But to me those two expenses are worth it, right.

(01:50:22):
So to get all bent out of shape about waiting
in line and then feel like so mad you got
to shoot it up other thing? And I would never
shoot anybody up for anything, but to be frustrated. How
about sinking traffic lights? Let's get that figured out. Right, jeez,
let's get that figured out. That feels like something I'd

(01:50:43):
love to talk to the city about. I understand it
takes manpower. Can we just put it on the check
once a month thing? You know, I don't even know
if it takes manpower. With the with AI technology, I'm
sure they could figure out a way to have the
entire traffic lights system, say up to where everything's running smoothly.
I'd like to think that. Listen, Chick fil A can

(01:51:06):
figure it out. I feel like you can get I'm
not saying like just like, how about a few blocks, right?
How about a one mile block? Right? How about when
I'm leaving from fifty first to sixty first there should
be no red lights, not at that hour in the morning.
And then but when I do get a red light,
then they all should turn red, so all those people

(01:51:27):
go and then it's smooth again. Right, I'm right there
with you. Seventy first And what is that mingo is
the worst? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:51:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
Because I want to go straight and the lights are
red and it has the turn lane go, but only
that one side of the turnlane can go. And then
after they've gone, then the other people going straight on
the east bound lane can go. But then well, fine,
we're gonna turn these red and now you guys over
here going westbound can go. It is the stupidest damn

(01:52:00):
light I've ever had to do with in my life.
I want to throw a rock at it every morning.
Here's another one. Think about when they redid the intersection
at the Creek turned Pike in Memorial. Oh god, I
avoid that at all costs. But people were pissed. Guess what,
It runs smooth. That's a button right now. There ain't
no complaint because it's efficient. It's awkward, I get it,

(01:52:21):
but everybody got used to it is completely fine. It
was a good call to do that. That intersection was
a nightmare, now not a nightmare. Traffic used to back
up onto the creek. Now it doesn't do that. Acid
traffic used to back up all the way past Target
trying to get onto the creek. Doesn't do that anymore.

(01:52:41):
So people get used to that stuff. All right, take
a break, we'll be back, all right. So I got
an email from somebody and they this is so fantastic,

(01:53:04):
this is such a great thing to bring up. You
are I was a text me. Yeah, they asked me.
They were listening to an old show when we were
off for fall break, and it was from twenty twenty one. Wow, wow,
wow that was that was b L And I don't
remember this, okay, but they said it happened in the

(01:53:27):
episode okay where Lindsay said she was writing a book
called the Eulogy and she had written one chapter, and
they want us to give an update. Now do you
remember this conversation can be of Lindsay writing a book. First,
I gotta ask, Lindsay, were you with us in twenty one? Yeah? Damn,

(01:53:48):
time flies. Oh yeah, she's in her fifth year right now. Okay,
I write her fifth year right now. Yeah. I do
not remember this kind. I don't need that at all.
She was supposed to write a book called the Eulogy.
She was writing a book, and she'd already written one chapter,
according to the text that I got. I think this
person is listening to the wrong people because I don't know. No,

(01:54:12):
I trust this person with my children type of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:54:15):
Or real Yeah too, I don't know who it's from.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
Oh the book texting that So, yeah, you were writing
a book, yes, yes, the Eulogy. Huh and you had
written a chapter, uh huh. And what is the update
on the book?

Speaker 3 (01:54:29):
I still have that chapter written, and that is as
far as it has gone. Never honestly, I talk about
it all the time, Like my kids will bring it
up to me, like, Mom, Hey, when are you gonna
finish that book? I'm like, when I have time?

Speaker 1 (01:54:44):
Why don't you just You've got a chapter, which is
what a couple of pages? Fifteen twenty pages?

Speaker 3 (01:54:51):
I think it's more like eight or nine pages.

Speaker 1 (01:54:53):
Yeah, there's your story right there. Yeah, it's a short story.
Yeah no, no, no, yeah, it's a short story. I
mean technically it could be. Yeah, and the appalation trail
this I am.

Speaker 3 (01:55:02):
Actually it's funny that this got brought up because I
have actually thought about reading you of that chapter before,
like getting.

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
You are not reading eight pages to us on the air.
That is not happening. Now, that's that's not happening. No,
I will get up and walk away. I will leave
the room. We're just not doing that. That makes no sense.
I love the idea of you sharing the book with us, right,
but reading the first chapter eight to nine pages. No,
it would be kind of funny, though, I mean, start

(01:55:33):
until it's not right. Well, we're we're gone. We've gone
a quick trip and got a piece. She still a
band in the station? Yeah, yeah, Do you have it
easily accessible right here? Did you write it on your phone?
Did you use an app? But like you put it

(01:55:54):
in there and the formats it in a book format?

Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
No, I just save it in my documents.

Speaker 1 (01:55:59):
Oh, okay, what is the premise of this book.

Speaker 3 (01:56:04):
It's about a woman who is giving the eulogy at
her husband's funeral, okay, and she how he dies. She's
basically during the eulogy, she admits that she's.

Speaker 1 (01:56:16):
The one that murdered him. Okay, she's cleared for his murder.

Speaker 3 (01:56:23):
But then at his funeral, she admits to doing it,
and she gets away with it because you know, can't
she was already cleared basically.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
But I don't know if it's I don't think that's
way works.

Speaker 3 (01:56:34):
No double jeopardy, you can't get I don't know if
it's going to be like that if she does, like
if she does go to jail and then gets out,
or if it's going to be like, oh, well did
she do it? Like it sounds like she just admitted
that she just did it. But it's going to go
through their light, like She talks about their life together.

Speaker 1 (01:56:54):
When I met Thomas, I was seventeen years old and
he saw me from across the field and I walked
over to him and I said, all you're thirsty, said,
and he said, by yes, ma'am, I am, and then
he took me into his arms. Do you have anything
like a timeline or characters?

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
Are you just it's in your head and you just
want to vomit it onto paper?

Speaker 3 (01:57:13):
But all of the above, I want to vomit it
out on paper.

Speaker 1 (01:57:16):
This all again. Do you have a piece like you
have a timeline written out like this is what's I
have the chapters looking like these are what the characters
look like? Or do you have all in your head
and you're just going to vomit it on paper.

Speaker 3 (01:57:29):
No, the only thing that I have written out are
the characters.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
Okay, that is it? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:57:34):
And this all started. It came about during the pandemic,
owner all home not doing nothing, and I had taken
a couple edibles, I guess, and it just opened my
mind up. And I had been reading a lot more
at that time as well, so it just kind of

(01:57:56):
got me excited to start something new. And I'm like
if I'm working, I might as well do some thing.

Speaker 1 (01:58:00):
We got you excited four years ago. Ye yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you thought about pitching this to Netflix? I'm just saying, hey,
you might make some more money and let them do
all the work. Like listen, I've got an idea for
a for a movie that you all could put on
your platform, and then you tell them the premise of
it and then let them figure it out and then

(01:58:21):
you get your your check cut for your creative you
know talents.

Speaker 3 (01:58:25):
Nah books first, and then make.

Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
It in whatever till that the Adams Handler. Right. So
there's a book called The Eulogy in Winter Logan a
Southeast Queensland and still warming in Southeast Queensland, still warm
enough to sleep in a car at night if you
have nowhere else to go. But Kathy can't sleep. Her
husband is on her blocked callar list, and she's running

(01:58:49):
from a kidnapping charge. A tupperware container of three hundred
sleeping pills in her glove box. She has driven from
Sydney to plant a funeral with her five surviving siblings
because their sister is Annie, finally blessedly inconceivably dead from
brain tumor she was diagnosed with the twenty five years old.
Kathy wonders she has always wondered, did Annie get sick
to protect her? And if so, from what. In writing

(01:59:13):
Annie's utilogy, Kathy attempts to understand the tangled story of
the Bradley family from their mother's childhood during their Japanese
So not the same but same title. Yeah, you'd have
to definitely come up with a new title. Damn. There's
also a book called Confessions of a Mediocre Widow. Okay,

(01:59:35):
it sounds like something you'd see on Late Nights Cinemax.
I would say that. I'm not saying this to deter you.
I'm saying this to understand there's no unique ideas in books.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
Yeah, that's true, there's just.

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
Too many of them. So is your book about grief?
Or is your book about murder? Murder? So do we
in the book? Will we find out what the murder is?

Speaker 3 (01:59:57):
Yeah? How she did it? Why she did it?

Speaker 1 (02:00:01):
So her husband died of.

Speaker 3 (02:00:04):
I'm not sure how she's going to do it yet.

Speaker 1 (02:00:07):
It's going to be though, what have you figured out
in your head? You said you have it on your head,
You said you have it all figured it in your head. Yeah,
besides the idea that she's confessing to a murder in
the eulogy, what else do you have?

Speaker 3 (02:00:19):
Uh, how he grew up, how she grew up?

Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
Okay, how did she grow up?

Speaker 3 (02:00:24):
How they met?

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
Not from So that's chapter one right right right Beyond that,
what do you have?

Speaker 3 (02:00:30):
Not much?

Speaker 1 (02:00:33):
Well? I mean, okay, listen, we could put some skin
on this, the three of us, but I want to
cut if this ever comes to fruition. Sure, all right,
so you said that, oh he was in a what
he died self defense? Right? She killed him in self defense.
Maybe he was an abusive, drunken husband, you know, who

(02:00:54):
liked to go out and you know, fuck minor children
and then come home and lickered up and beat the
fuck out of her. I'm just saying, listen, we're just
throwing stuff at the wall, right, see what sticks. We
can make it work. Yeah, we can figure it out.
I mean, I think the eulogy can't be the first chapter.
You can't start with that. You can't start with her
being anywhere at a funeral. We can't know he died, right,

(02:01:17):
That has to be further into the book. I don't know.
There's sometimes that those movies because I'm not a reader, right,
big surprise. I don't like reading books. If I want
to fall asleep, I'll read something. That's just the way
it's always been for me. But I do like movies,
and there's been a lot of movies out there that
kind of start with her premise, right sure, up there

(02:01:37):
at the funeral home, given the eulogy. Yeah, and then
as flashbacks, flashbacks are really hard to do it them, bye. Yeah,
they're harder to do in a book because you don't
have the visual element, yeah, true, and you don't have
the audio sound going telling the story, right yeah, yeah,
And I think you got to grab them in the

(02:01:58):
first fifty pages, so it's got to be maybe the
fighting and where the death happened, Like he dies, but
you don't know it's her that's killing him, and then
as it goes on, she's trying to figure out who
did it. She's also trying to write his eulogy because
he's this has happening. You don't know that she's the

(02:02:20):
one until later. And the premise of the book you
should tell people is it's about a woman whose husband
dies and she suddenly has to write a eulogy, and
she doesn't know where to start because you don't want
to give it away.

Speaker 3 (02:02:31):
True, I don't. I'm not writing the Eulogen doesn't know
where to start.

Speaker 1 (02:02:39):
Yeah, that's the cell of the book. This book, by
the way, that's what you're living right now. That's the
way is it working? You know, we do know a
public author, so you could always hit him up for
some tips and advice.

Speaker 3 (02:02:58):
He and I have actually talked about this.

Speaker 1 (02:03:00):
Yeah, yes, yes, yeah, because you've written a chapter and
he's written three books. So you guys are chumming it up.
You're a peer. I'm just saying, wouldn't hurt we're writing it.
He's really much younger than you, but whatever, he's accomplished,
he is published. Yeah. Sure, you just got to write

(02:03:21):
two bad pages a day. That's all you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (02:03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:03:24):
The rest will weed itself out. You will not hammer
it your first take. That's just not how books work. No,
So if you think you're going to get the story
right or the chapter right the first time, it's not.

Speaker 3 (02:03:36):
It's not the way it works, right because then you
send it to what you're an editor, you.

Speaker 1 (02:03:40):
Find one, well, you go back and change it. You
personally would go back and change it. But the idea
is to get things on the paper. The idea isn't
to get the right things on the paper, because you
can go back and then change, like you write it
out and then you're like, I don't like that. She's
you know, reading the eulogy already. I'm want to move
that further in. Yeah, you're a big reader, Corbyn. Have

(02:04:02):
you ever thought about writing a book? I have you
have written a book or you have thought about it.
I thought about it just to pass the thought though.
I mean, I just don't have the time. I understand.
I don't have the time right now. For understand, I
don't have time to go to jiu jitsu right now,
so that feels like a more important thing to me.
I got into writing and stuff when I was in

(02:04:23):
school because you'd have to for like assignments and stuff,
and I could really get lost in some shit. But
it just it wasn't it was my bag, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:04:32):
Pop an edible and see how creative you get.

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
And I'll fall asleep. I'll clean really oh yeah, after
I get done, you know, praying for Jesus to come
into the house and save me, and holding onto the
couch for everything that I have. Yeah, then I'm taking
a nap. That just edibles don't work for them. I
mean they work, they work a little too well, is
what it is. And I'm just like, it's not it's

(02:04:56):
not for me. Well for me, I have the pink
elephant that helps me, and then I have the little
Leprechaun and we just clean the whole house. You go
to town. Huh, he's dancing a jig, and I think,
at any moment, well, the elephant spray down the shower.
Of course, of course, at any moment, I feel like
the clean police are going to break in. So that's
why I'm looking out the window, thinking any minute they're

(02:05:19):
gonna pull up and serve their clean warrant. Huh, your
house is not clean enough.

Speaker 3 (02:05:25):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
I've used every toothbrush in the house. I'm doing what
I can. I don't get it. What's the charge? Failure
to clean? Well? God, oh God, call up your wife,
she's at work. Maybe I've been arrested for what? Failure

(02:05:46):
to clean? Oh? No, I knew that they will finally
get us. Are you high right now? I can see
you're saying that, Uh, just fucking go take a nap,
do it then when I get home. Meanwhile, when she
gets home, the house is way dirtier than when it

(02:06:07):
was originally because you thought you were cleaning, but that
leper condom fucked everything. All right, it's actually a worse situation. Right,
Oh yeah, good times. What are you gonna do? Yeah,
that's part of it. That stuff hits everybody different. Sure,

(02:06:27):
sometimes you want to clean everything. Sometimes you get creative.
Sometimes you got to hold onto the couch so you
don't float away. Some people cook, yeah, and then they
get high. Yeah, and that's good for them. I'll just
I'll just eat whatever they have to serve. I don't know,
i'd have to be high too, because I don't know
if i'd trust you roll you high cooking food. Yeah,

(02:06:49):
I'm right there with you, But I mean, I guess
it depends. It depends, like if it was flow from
the diner, I don't know. Maybe, but Gordon ramsay, I
would trust him. I would trust him on an edible
And I don't know. You don't think so no, because
I think that's one of those shoemaker shoes things, Okay, Right,
the shoemaker has no shoes for his family, right right, right?

(02:07:12):
Having sex because she that's what she does all that work. Right,
He's not cooking at home for his wife and kids
because that's what it did all day. If anything, he's
making scrambled eggs. You're like, Okay, guy knows how to
make a hell of a rabbi though. Yeah, well he
looks delish. Is that is his uh shopp down in
Oklahoma City? Is it still?

Speaker 3 (02:07:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:07:31):
It just opened? Okay, yeah, yeah, I just don't want
to go check that out. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it
would be fine, you know, but it's so like touristy
type of thing, you know what I mean. I get it.
I get it like when wolf again Puck had his
shop here in town or whatever. But that's one of
those when am I ever going to get that opportunity

(02:07:55):
ever again? Because I mean it's it's there, so you will. Yeah, true,
But much like Wolfgang Puck, he was only around for
a little while and then bounced out of the area.
So I feel like, you know, old Gordy might do
the same thing. But where is hell'sk Is that in Vegas?
Is that Vegas? There's a They're everywhere. There's a chain. Okay,

(02:08:17):
it's a chain, Okay, but not like the one that
they film in. I mean now they film in Connecticut,
the show I haven't I haven't seen that show. It's
still in Vegas. But the one they film out isn't
the one you eat at. They have one in the
casino and then they have the filming location.

Speaker 3 (02:08:33):
Oay, what about going to the Pioneer Woman's place.

Speaker 1 (02:08:36):
I was out there, Oh yeah, yeah, and it was yeah,
it's good, it's fine. Yeah, the little tiny pecan pies.
It was good. It's weird, it's very I think it's
really really expensive for where you're at and it's not
like you know, you're in like we into the pizza
place and it was fine, and you're eating in just
fucking puhusca. Be it that wood floor, that's it. That's

(02:09:00):
building and nothing against you know, the Pioneer Woman. She's
no fucking Gordon Ramsey, right at least in my.

Speaker 3 (02:09:07):
Opinion, where it's pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:09:10):
Yeah, I see it really hers though, you know what
I'm saying. I have the Ramsey hex claud and I
think that shit sucks. Really, I think it's not good.

Speaker 3 (02:09:18):
I actually that's funny because I used to When I
first got my hex clad, I was all I remember
it and guess what I just got in the mail
the rebate ex clad.

Speaker 1 (02:09:31):
No, the settlement.

Speaker 3 (02:09:33):
No, not the settlement, but a claim to fill out
and send in for a set getting sued because.

Speaker 1 (02:09:39):
They lied non stick. It's not nonstick. Yeah, nothing is nonstick.
It may be nonstick for like the first time you
use it, but after that ship.

Speaker 3 (02:09:49):
Sticks and that those are really expensive.

Speaker 1 (02:09:53):
Okay, so this is it Ramsey's Kitchen in Oklahoma City. Yeah,
I'm just gonna so tune of tar tar our lab
lump jumbo lump crab cake with roasted ship peppers sorry
shoshiedo peppers shit roasted bone marrow, an idiot sandwich. See
what I'm saying, Like it's so like Hell's an idiot.

(02:10:14):
It's a slow cooked barbecue beef brisket, pickled cucumber, barbecue sauce,
crispy onions, a hell fire chicken chicken, hellfire chicken sandwich,
toast debriosh. See your chicky breasty hellfire sauce, blue cheese,
spicy o sounds boring? Yeah, all this is like okay,
but uh, the burger I'm sure is really good. And

(02:10:35):
then eight ounce filet how much do you think an
eight ounce file a is with charred tomato and burneise sauce.

Speaker 3 (02:10:42):
What oh that is where it's thirty six dollars?

Speaker 1 (02:10:47):
That is going to be a sixty five dollars day,
sixty two dollars? Fuck it. Yes, it's a name. You're
paying for a name. Yeah, and it's a fly. Flats
are always more expensive. Fourteen ounce New York strip? How
much roasted garlic compound butter shit peppersh Pepper's red wine dime?

Speaker 3 (02:11:03):
Forty two bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:11:04):
Ah, that's another that's a sixty dollars. Yeah, it's sixty
eight down. Steak fritz skirt, steak, chimmy chee fry, spicy
ely steak, fruits is awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:11:15):
Forty dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:11:16):
Guy's gonna be a little bit cheaper. I'm gonna say
it's about fifty five. Forty five dollars. His famous beef Wellington. Ah,
the good shit, This is what they like. This is
what he is known for, Beef Welling. What do you think?
Tato pure glazed baby root, vegetables, red wine dime?

Speaker 3 (02:11:34):
Fifty seven dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:11:36):
It's a seventy five dollars place. Sixty nine dollars for
beef welly giggity, but that is that is what he
is known for. Yeah, that's the only reason why I'd
really want to go. I Mean, all that other stuff
sounds all right. The fil Ay, it's a fucking steak.
The New York Strip, it's a fucking steak, you know.
But and it's not like he's making it right, right, right,

(02:11:56):
But with the Wellington, that's his recipe, right, can make
his recipe. I'm sure he could. But will you I
have it? It's not sixty nine dollars please, I ain't
sixty nine years or nothing. I'm just saying. I'm just
saying that. Like, it's different, if you like, we went
to the French Laundry, which is like this ridiculously overpriced,

(02:12:19):
high end restaurant. Right, but I'm the guy I met
the chef, the guy right he was there. He signed
a menu for me, right, right, Like It's it's not
like that, right, he was cooking the food, he was
expediting food. Yeah, he's And Gordon Ramsy's probably at that
point any time, he's not cooking anywhere at all whatsoever.

(02:12:39):
He's just living off of the money that his chain makes,
the money that he's made off the TV shows. Yeah,
he's not actually out, and if he does, it's it's
cooking at home for him and his old lady, because
I'm sure his kids are all moved out. No, he
just had a baby. Really, yes, I'm motherfucker old as hell.
He just had a baby. What do you think his

(02:12:59):
net worth is?

Speaker 3 (02:13:00):
Oh, he's worth I'm gonna say four hundred million.

Speaker 1 (02:13:05):
Wow, it seems like a lot. Uh, I want to
say to Fitty he is two hundred million dollars. Gordon
Ramsey has six children. He has seventeen Michelin stars, which
Michelin Stars, just so everybody's aware, are from the tire
people to try and get you to go on road trips.
That's the truth. But they just had a kid not

(02:13:31):
too long ago, his poor wife. Their oldest is twenty seven.
Then they got a twenty five year old, and then
they got another twenty five year old, a twenty three
year old, a six year old and a one year old. Wow,
he's fifty eight. Man likes the fuck or have kids?

(02:13:53):
Got his wife's fifty one and she's still pumping out babies.
That's fucking crazy. Holly's kind of cute. That's his twenty
five year old. Daughter. Meghan is the twenty seven year old,
not so much, and then Tilly Tilly is the twenty

(02:14:15):
three year old. And yeah, they all look very British. Yeah,
they look very British cliche, British, jacked up teeth and
just a little circle face right right, like they love
their potatoes and their pints. Yeah, but he's worth some money.
But go into those I mean, yeah, would I go

(02:14:35):
to that shore? I think there's better restaurants in Oklahoma
City right now. Granted I've never been there, but I
would encourage you to try other ones. But I get it.
I want to check the box, try the steak. Why
not exactly? Might as well just to say you did it.
There's a good chance that I would never go back.
But to go that one time and say I ate
Gordon Ramsay's beef Wellington and I'm good. I don't know

(02:15:00):
for sure, but I'm gonna wager he doesn't train them. Oh,
probably not. You don't think no, why would he? No?
He too many restaurants he has.

Speaker 3 (02:15:11):
Yeah, I mean, if he'll walk into someone's kitchen.

Speaker 1 (02:15:16):
That's all television though, Yeah, but so I imagine if
his name is on the door, I would think that
he would want to make sure that. Okay, I like
the way you're thinking here. Do you think Carl Karcher,
the owner of Carl's Junior, is going to every fucking
Carl's Junior in the country and training each and every
last one of them how to make burgers?

Speaker 3 (02:15:37):
No, because I'm sure that he doesn't know himself.

Speaker 1 (02:15:41):
Okay, well, I'll do you one different. Do you think
Toby Keith was training or doing anything at the restaurant
when he was here?

Speaker 3 (02:15:49):
No? And but is that place still in existence?

Speaker 2 (02:15:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:15:54):
But that's not the point. That's not the point. Okay,
the Wolf King Puck we talked about earlier. Do you
think that that he came and trained everybody. No, they
just hire somebody to do it. Now, maybe somebody from
his corporate office trains the person, but they move on.
Gordon Ramsay has eighty eight restaurants globally. Yeah, I don't
think he's checking in on any of them.

Speaker 3 (02:16:14):
Well, I don't. I don't know. As a team of people, yeah,
a team of people. But I would think that he
would make sure that whoever is cooking preparing the food
is trained with his specifications.

Speaker 1 (02:16:26):
He would, you know, I'll say this. Do you think
the CEO of our company has an expectation on the
way he wants things sold and the way he wants
on air people doing things? Yeah? Do you think that happens? No?
Why not? I mean because people, but people are people. Yes, right,

(02:16:48):
That's why sales managers get fired. That's why airtown gets fired.
Same thing happens. He could go on the day that
the guy's like ready to blow it up figuratively, right,
I feel like you gotta say that now. Yeah. Right.
So I just think just because it's a Ramsey restaurant
doesn't mean people have bad days. There's no guarantee that

(02:17:10):
it's going to be good. It's just like read drumming.
She did not train any of those people. She has
a standard she expects, but if you mess up, she
ain't coming to deal with you. No, Gordon Ramsey isn't
calling these people donkeys, which would be awesome. That's another
reason why I want to go. We were reading about
Hell's Kitchen because I thought it'd be fun to go,

(02:17:30):
and like, go to one, they tell you to eat
before you arrive because there's no promise you will get food.
That's a bunch of dogs. Shit if you ask me,
I'm there for food, you fucking feed? Well he tells
me to get out of the kitchen. Well, then if
that's the case, then you better finish this shit up, Gordy,
because I'm hungry. And do you know how long productions take? Hey,

(02:17:55):
no way. I've been to many TV show recordings and
they take forever and they only do like one scene.
And you're like, I thought I was gonna see a
whole episode of Friends, right, right, So you go to
Hell's kitchen. They're like, well, you're getting You're getting the
dinner course tonight, right, and then tomorrow will film dessert

(02:18:16):
maybe or whatever, or they do it all, but instead
of it's a six hour event, right.

Speaker 3 (02:18:21):
No wonder he's in a bad mood.

Speaker 1 (02:18:22):
Yeah, it's not fast. It's like we love watching those
cooking shows. And then you think they're eating hot food.
They aren't chopped. They talk about that on chop. They're like,
you're eating cold food. I'm like, how do you can
you tell if it's good? Then?

Speaker 3 (02:18:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:18:37):
Right, because it's not it's cold. Yeah. I always like
those cooking shows. They're like they show you how to
make a first few Bush broke the chicken and then
like ten minutes later they're pulling it out of the oven.
You're like, you ain't even done on like step three yet.
Yeah the fuck. Jamie Oliver's got this show called Fifteen
Minute Dinners. It's awesome and he makes stuff. You're like,
I could make that, but he shows like he's cut
the onion. You're like, bitch, Rice is ready. You're like,

(02:19:01):
fuck off. Yeah, you know, long and take. You gotta
get the pot. You gotta fill it. You gotta wait
for it to boil. Yeah, it's it takes only fifteen minutes.
Have you got everything? Donald? Yes? Yes, all right. You
guys have a fantastic week, and don't forget our Battle
of the Bands. If you've got somebody who's in a band,
or you're in a band, we'd love for you to
maybe you've always wanted to do a band, call it

(02:19:21):
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