BMMS 10-7-25

You Made It To Tuesday!!! Camera Lickers Are A Thing, Using A Fake ID To Attend High School, Don't Grab Boobies As You're Getting Kicked Out Of The Airport, Dead Ass Or Fake News, LIstener E-Mails, to Tell The Truth, & Poor Foods Are Coming Back!!!

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Speaker 2 (03:08):
Will, good morning.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
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Your chance to get to know the show better. Ask
any question that you want. And I didn't. I didn't

(03:38):
know this was a thing. And to be fair, I
don't know if I'm hip enough to know what's cool
and what's not. And I'm fine with that. Can you
log and get me? And I try to keep track
of things just for the show, and I don't know

(04:00):
to be conversational. And I came across a situation where
a man has been arrested in Georgia because he licks
cameras and they've arrested a man because he broke into

(04:24):
a home. And then licked the camera, and it's really weird.
It's really weird.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Like so, okay, so he's doing this to security cameras
and then like ok and then stole it.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Huh yeah I mine, yeah yeah. And you're going, Okay,
that's weird, that's an anomaly. Nope, go down the rabbit
hole of searching licking cameras and the number of people
that lick ring cameras and things like that. Now you

(05:01):
probably don't know this. Maybe you pay attention. I'm a
little bit of a hypochondriac. I don't want to get sick.
I I freak out right. I'm not like Howie Mandel weird,
but like you know, I don't you know, hand gel
every five seconds, sure, hand sand every five seconds. But
when I'm near sinc I will wash my hands. Yeah,

(05:23):
just I don't like being sick. Right, There is no
way you're getting me to lick a camera. Innocence, none
at all, whatsoever, brand new out of the box. Okay, Well,
because okay, if I'm full disclosure.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Why never say never. No, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hold on, let me make sure I don't speak out
of turn.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'm not I'm not gonna do that I can't. I
guess the only rationale to do that would be so
you can plead crazy. Yeah, uh sure, weird, definitely crazy.
That's a fine line between weird and crazy. I guess
I don't.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
I don't see the point. Like, it can't possibly have
a taste, you know, like a new camera lens. Oh
that tastes like I have.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
A plasticy taste, an outdoorsy taste depends on where you
have it.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Now there is audio for this, huh, and it's worth hearing. Ah, Okay,
see I don't know what I'm doing. Ok that's the

(06:45):
guy like going up to the camera and sniffing and
then licking it.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
He sniffed it like a dog.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah weird you Okay, he.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Probably just drunk high on something.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Not if that's his jam.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Maybe Hey, listen, everybody knows when you start drinking you'll
do things that you really want to do. But how
many times do you read stories of people that maybe
wander onto the other team and they're like, well I
was drunk, okay, sure, yeah whatever, whatever you gotta tell yourself.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
So I mean, maybe he does really, deep down inside
want to be a camera liquor and just never can
bring himself to do it on a sober day so
he gets good and liquored up. He's like, you know what,
see that camera over there. One of these days, I'm
gonna lick that camera.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I mean what they should do is maybe some sort
of conversion therapy and electric electricute him to try and
you know, change his brain to not do that. Cure him,
cure him. Yeah, but of all the things like this
looks like it's in some sort of pole barn scenario
or something like that, and outbuilding, golf cart, camper, there's

(07:58):
probably a lot of other things worth stealing. Then licking
the camera, that's the thing, Like you gotta.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Get a ladder.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, there's a lot of work.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Just to get the pleasure of licking a camera. I
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I was going to say, maybe it's a relative or
a neighbor and they're good friends and he's just messing
with the owners.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I hear you again, go down the rabbit hole of
licking camera search And there's more than two that people
do this, especially ring cameras.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, I could see it as somebody messing with the
owner just for fun, because that is so weird and
there's no sexual gratification. From it.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
There's no there's no flapper gratification.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
There's really you're really getting nothing out of it except
for the the bonus of you know, screwing with the
owner for you. Yeah, because when they go back and
they look at, you know, the footage, she'd be like,
what the hell is this guy? Tom? What are you doing?
Why are you licking my camera? Tom?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I mean so many textans said, would you lick the
liberty Bell? No?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Why? No?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
What to prove to you? I'm patriotic. It feels like
a weird take.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I mean, it's just going to taste like dust, rusting metal,
And I don't even think that's the real Liberty Bell.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
How many dirty hands have been on that.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I don't want to hear that.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
People lean over a wall and kiss a goddamn rock
for good fortune. Well, oh you're talking about the I
thought you're talking about whaling wall but.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Stone. Yeah, yeah, come on man. So yeah, people do
weird stuff just to just to say they did it.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
They lay on their back, yeah, and lean into the
blarney stone to kiss it and get syphilis.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah or whatever. All the locals piss on it.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
All of that, stupid Americans.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
It's just Americans, but you're probably right. No, it's a
time honor tradition, a fable that's been passed around the world,
so everybody around the world feels I gotta go do it.
I want to.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Go to Ireland.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I am not doing that. I'll probably spend my nights
in the pubs for sure, but I am not I
might even go.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Look at the blarning stone right right. I ain't put
my mouth on it.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
No, no hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Your bar tab right in Ireland. This says that you
get the gift of gap if you kiss it. The
stone was placed in the castle in fourteen forty six.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Damn, it's a long time ago, pre Marca.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, and the builder put it there after a goddess
or queen advised him to kiss it to win a
lawsuit with him opressive fluency. So like some nobody kiss
a stone. You probably have you know, you'll be eloquent
with your words.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
No, No, a woman told him to do it, which
just goes to prove that guys will do anything for
a woman. Hey, hey, hey, I'll sleep with you if
you go kiss that rock over there. Not even that.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Like like, oh hey I like your green shirt today.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh my god, stalk to me.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Just some blue collar worker, right right, and the owner's like, hey.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
You know what looked good right there?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
A rock?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Uh, let's see.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
One legend claims that McCarthy was in legal trouble and
was advised by the goddess Cleodona to kiss the stone
he encountered to gain eloquence to help him win his case.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Probably it is like, this guy's crazy. He kissed the stone.
Who goes and kisses stones your honor? Well, you're right,
case dismissed. Yeah, there's.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
A legend states that McCarthy rescued a witch from a
river and she revealed the stone's magical properties. Not this
queen or other person.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
But still a woman, still a woman exactly.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Another one claims that Robert the Bruce presented, which sounds
like a guy you take, you give your gambling, you know, right,
presented the stone to McCarthy in thirteen fourteen after the
Battle of bonnicm Burn as part of the Stone of Scone.

(12:52):
Thing you didn't com me, ah history man, I just
learned today that the Battle of Bunker Hill didn't happen on.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Bunker Hill, was it even close to Bunker Hill.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
It was on the actual Hill, but called Breeders Hill. Well, yeah,
but Brehill was over on the other side.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, Breeders Hill just doesn't sound right, you know, it
sound kind of dirty. So give them Bunker instead. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
The amount of things that I learned this just this
morning driving to work, I was like, a hah, I've been
lied to my all life, like Betsy Ross. They don't
know who Betsy Ross is.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Uh, and she's the one who invented the American flag. Nope,
huh just a just a legend, okay, just a tall tale, okay,
like much like Santa Claus and Paul Bunyan and exactly
there's no proof she did the flag. Huh.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Zero.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
That bitch probably took credit for it. Probably somebody else,
a less you know, noble person, and uh old Betsy
here took the credit for it. I think she was
just churning butter. And they were like she did it.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
They're like, she's like, h huh, you make one sweater.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I mean, I've fixed your boots, but and I make
pretty good butter. And then you forever you turn a
thousand butters, but you you sow one sweater. It's like
those goat things, all right. We got to take a break,
We'll be back.

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Speaker 3 (14:41):
In ninety seven five, twenty two year old man attends
high school for nineteen days using false identity. This happened
in white bear Lake, Minnesota, where Kelvin Lebecky, twenty two
years old, enrolled at white bear Lake Area High School
using the fake name Kelvin C. Perry Junior. He attended

(15:04):
class for nineteen days before being discovered. Now, Lebecky presented
a foreign birth certificate listing his age as eighteen, but
court records show that he was twenty two years old,
so definitely an adult. He enrolled as a homeless unaccompanied youth,
which federal law requires schools to accept immediately without academic

(15:28):
records or residency proof.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
This happens a lot, Huh, I feel like it happens
a lot.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
He says, Yeah, this is a misunderstanding. I had a
different birth certificate on my other thing in Africa. The
superintendent confirmed that even though Lebecky tried out for the
football team, this marks his second fraudulent enrollment after attending
another area school from January twenty two to January of

(15:57):
twenty twenty three without graduating. Students there recognized him from
the Anoka County booking photo this week, and Lebecky faces
no current charges, but police are investigating.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
You know how old you are?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, yeah, But if you're trying to pull a fast
one on them, for sure, I'm just.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Saying like, oh no, no, there's another Like you don't
just show up to high school to register and be like,
oh I brought the wrong one. I don't know why
I'm here right, the wrong birth certificate.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
What is the point he.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Wanted to play football?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Okay in your time over?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yes, at twenty two?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Come on, man, men who played football are were good
or they want to relive that so bad? Right? I
get that's why y'all get so worked up about your
team losing or winning. You think you're playing.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Okay, so many damage TVs? Yeah there, and I.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Could see like a twenty two year old could get
could possibly look like a nineteen year old, you know,
because some of those some people just have a eighteen
year old have a baby face, you know. Oh yeah,
so I could see and that's not too far off.
You know what if you got held back, you know
a few times in middle school and elementary school, it's

(17:18):
not out of the realm of possibility.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
What was the the Drew Barrymore movie Never Been Kissed?
She goes back to high school as an undercover.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Reporter, right twenty one Jump Street. Yell right, this is.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
If I went back to school, I would be in
so much trouble. Well, yeah, you're banging all those high
school girls. No, that would be against the law, right, Well,
you get drop for it, But I wouldn't do my homework.
I definitely wouldn't listen to the teacher, you know what
I mean? Like, I would be in so much trouble.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Right right, because you know, in your mind, you're an adult,
you're done with high school. Yeah, you don't have to
deal with this, Yes, but I think if you're going
back to high school, you're doing it because you miss
it and you're gonna follow. You want to be there,
that's why you went back.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Okay, then I do just enough to not be kicked out.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, stay off the radar. You could be buying all
the kids alcohol and cigarettes, you know, because you got
that fake ID, so they think, but really it you
really like them? Right right?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, dumb question.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Our fake I D still a thing at that level,
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I never had one, so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'll I had one because my brother and his friend
used to make them and sell them. But that was
when they were laminated, And I mean they had a
whole production set up, yeah, where they could make them
pretty convincing.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, well you could just use a mechanical pencil to
change the type, right. So, but I don't think that's
a thing anymore.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Maybe because the way the license are printed now. I
don't know. Somebody would have to steal one of the
machines from a tag office or you know, wherever they
may now.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I haven't seen one since I was in college.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I guess a bouncer would have to answer that for us.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, true, we know one. We'll have to ask him
next time he comes around here.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
CEP has to deal with a lot of that fake IDs,
and how does he spot one? Yeah, if that's still
a thing, is it common.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, woman accused of sexual assault and battery at an airport.
So this comes out of Salt Lake City where a
gal that has multiple names, Cody Sierra, Marie Bryan, that's
her name. She went, she's trying to get on a
flight from Salt Lake City to Portland, and well, apparently
she refused to move from the aisle of the airplane

(19:41):
after being directed so many, many many times. So the
employee was like, hey, we need you to move, and
she finally gets up, and that's where she shoulder checks
one of the flight attendants, right, and then the pilot's like,
get out of here, just get off a goddamn plane.

(20:04):
So she does and she makes a run for it.
While she's being escorted off the plane, employees did end
up stopping her, and that's where she was accused of
grabbing one of the employees by the neck and then
smashed her head into the ground and pulled her hair.
I know, as if that wasn't enough, that's when she

(20:25):
let go of that employee, walked back to the other
employee that and grabbed her boobs and said, if I
ever find you alone, bitch.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
You're not hyperbole.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
That's that's what the story says that's what she says,
all right. It was after she honked some bobos and
threatened the woman that she tried to make another run
for it, while police found her while she was trying
to book another flight to get the hell out of there.
She denied assaulting anyone, but says that she had been

(21:02):
drunk earlier that morning. Now, she said, with a couple
of charges of sexual battery, assault and public.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Intos, people lose their mind in airports?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
I know, right, do they put her on the do
not fly list?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
I'm probably banned from that airline. I don't think for sure.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I would think.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Walmart gets the wrap of being the place of crazy.
I think it's airports, yeah, right, especially with even clothing
like Walmart gets the wrap of people dressing all. I
think airports more people are in their pajamas in the airport,
I think than in Walmart.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Trip pajamas. I don't think are all that crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Now, but that's what we mock people for at Walmart.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yes, I think it gets deeper than just pajamas at Walmart.
You know you got guys and daisy dukes with butterfly wings. Yes,
so that's what we're mark mocking Walmart for uh uh huh.
I've never seen a guy in Walmart wear Daisy Duke's.
You ain't been to the right Walmarts.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I mean, I go to the one on Lewis, I
go to the one at Second Memorial. What's what's the
one to go to to see that?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Apparently they're all over the place. Maybe maybe Daisy Duke's
is too specific for you, Corbyn.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
But that's just what I'm sorry you say, Daisy Duke,
I'm visioning Daisy Dukes. If that's not what you mean,
then you should pick the right description that does paint
the picture.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
But it's more of just people like that. People don't
know what that means.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Definitely the short cut off shorts Daisy Dukes. Yeah, and
even the tight see through mesh shops mesh yes, yeah,
oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I go to the Catuosa one, I go to the
one over here on Lewis. I go to the one
at Second Memorial. I go to the one in Wasa.
Of course, I've never seen that. Maybe I'm not paying attention.
That's probably what's happen. Rescue owner arrested for animal cruelty.
A man running a rescue out of his home in

(23:06):
Delaware has been arrested for animal cruelty. State authorities say
they seized forty nine cats, forty two dogs, and seven
small animals from a town home owned by Mark Potomy,
the founder and president of Pets and Wildlife Sanctuaries, in

(23:26):
a town home. He's also charged with housing licensing and
rabies vaccate vaccine violations. According to officials, the animals were
founding cramped, filthy conditions, with crates stacked throughout the home,
among trash and clutter. Two cats and a dog had
to be euthanized because of their condition. Dude, damn near

(23:46):
one hundred in a town home. Townhomes are not big, No.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Like twelve hundred square feet.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Maybe we'll just say two thousand. That's still a lot. Yeah,
that's still a lot of of pets.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Forty nine cats the lord, and forty two dogs forty
two dogs.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
How loud was that town home?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Probably the neighbor complained all the time. How bad did
it smell? That's the thing?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Just dog food alone. What do you think the average
dog eats like amount? I mean, depending on the size
of the dog. I know my two danes go they
burned through a forty pound bag of dog food in
two weeks. So that's about ten pounds a dog, all right,
a week, ten pounds a week per dog. Yeah, so,

(24:41):
and it really depends on the size of the dogs
that he had in this home. Sure, you know, marmadukes
are right, large dog, small dog, little tiny teacups, you
know what'll be working with here, right, But I think
for an average because what'd your chiuaha eat?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Oh wow, I don't know, because I just put it
all in you know, bowls, and she would go over
there and grab someone she could and then run off
into the corner and eat it.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
So the other one would just like maybe somedays she
didn't get any yeah yeah, ohow yeah, I'm sure she
got at least one or two morsels huh whatever, yeah,
feast or famine, man like, right, this is the wild,
But in a town home feels like a crazy space
to have that many pets hanging.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Out, Even if it was a farm, I think that's
a lot of pets to be having hanging out.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
But I think in a farm scenario, you can picture
like land, an acre of land with that many isn't
as crazy as a quarter of an.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Acre, right, right, they're spread out a little more.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Because they're not going You're not letting them in and out.
That's all you'd be doing all day, right. I was
just trying to figure out, like how much was they
were they spinning on food or would you have to
spend to feed that many?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
And he's probably giving the dogs table scraps and the
cats might be going in and out possibly.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
So according to a search real quick anywhere between, Yeah,
this says about thirty bags thirty using thirty nine to
thirty pound bags a week. Wow, and there how much
for a ten pound bag?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh, I just get the forty pound bag. How much
is that? That's about twenty five dollars or something like.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
That times nine.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yikes.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, that's not sustainable. I'm sure that you have a
good heart. But then it just gets out of hand, right,
and you're like, oh no, yeah, you're NFL predictions. Uh,
Gimpy got San Francisco right, Lindsay and I didn't. Gimpy
and I got the Cowboys right. Lindsay didn't, And Lindsay
and I did not get Kansas City right. So Gimpy

(26:54):
went three and oh I went one and two and
Lindsay went, oh, and three. So the the record now
is ten and five for Gimpi, seven and eight for me,
and six and nine for Lindsay. That's not yeah, that's right.
And the game I stated, watched the whole game, and

(27:18):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't think Jacksonville
deserved to win dot dot dot neither did Kansas City, right,
it should have been a tie that last play day
won on if you didn't see it, Trevor Lawrence gets
his footstepped on as he drops back. They're on the
one yard line. Oh wow, and he falls. He tries

(27:41):
to get up, falls again. This is for the game.
If he's if he's tackled, it's over. And you can
even see in the video Chris Jones are quote star
defensive player is just standing there not doing anything. And

(28:01):
Trevor Lawrence gets up. He runs and he's like, oh
my gosh, I'm gonna make it into the end zone
and nobody gets him and he scores and that's the
end of the game.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Maybe it is rig like Lindsay was talking about. Maybe
with Kansas City winning so many games and Super Bowls
the last couple of years, the commissioner all these million
billion dollar owners are like, hey, man, you gotta give
somebody else a shot, So why don't you just tell
your players just to y'all s Hey, y'all gonna get

(28:33):
paid anyway, so just let's just not play as hard. Yeah,
years of competitiveness just turned off.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Happy birthday, Trevor.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Lawrence, right right right the and then the interception on
my homes Like was wild wild ninety nine yard return? Crazy?
Now you love to see that. And then you dog
on him like, oh, he's not good. Tom Brady he
had interceptions, I think his record's four in a game

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and intercepted in a Super Bowl and ran back for
a touchdown. R Peyton Manning, same thing, like it happened.
That's part of being the quarterback as you get intercepted.
But how about Travis Hunter. He is an electric player. Man,
he is fun to watch, but the Chiefs looked horror ball.

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Wee dead ass are fake news. I will read a statement.
You got to decide is it dead ass or fake news?
First one, eating grapefruit burns belly fat faster than other fruits.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Dead ass are fake news. Dead ass, dead ass fake news.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
No single food targets specific body fat areas. Weight loss
requires overall caloric deficit. Dead ass are fake news. The
first known dentist was also a physician in ancient Egypt,
deadass are fake news. The first known dentist was also
a physician in ancient Egypt, dead.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Ass sounds legit.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Dead Ass has a ray around twenty six hundred BC
held titles of both chief of dentists and physician. I
could only imagine a physician or dentist back in the day,
isn't what we think of them as today?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Oh? Probably not. No. I sure didn't have late text gloves,
that's for.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Dam no no. And dental work. I can't imagine there
was too much dental work in twenty six hundred BC. Well,
I mean, if somebody had like a like a sore
tooth or an infection of some kind, give them some
kind of herb to take care of the infection, and
then you reach in there with a pair of whatever
the hell they have. Yeah, folks, and that's what I Yeah,

(31:37):
but you're using current ways to like apply to twenty
six hundred BC. They were highly believed in the gods
and things like that, so you probably were like, uh,
this is what God wants. Like this is probably because
I ate bread, yeah right. They had faith in like

(31:58):
higher powers dramatically yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, But they also had herbal remedies, Like herbal medicines
have been around since the beginning of time, you know,
the first time somebody chewed on a plant, or like, hey,
my face doesn't hurt anymore. That's where that kind of
comes from. So they start putting it into practice.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Dead ass or fake news, your brain produces new brain
cells throughout your entire life. Dead ass or fake news.
Your brain produces new brain cells throughout your.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Entire life fake news, dead ass.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Dead ass neurogenesis continues in the hippocampius and possibly other
brain regions until death. Some of you, we question that,
but yeah, I know you do. Dead ass or fake news.
The first known recipe for bread was written on papyrus.
Dead ass are fake news. The first known recipe for
bread was written on papyrus. Dead ass, Yeah, dead ass.

(32:53):
Ancient Egyptian Poprye contained detailed bread making instructions from around
two thousand BCEs. Dead ass for fake news, eating breakfast
kick starts your metabolism for the day. Dead ass are
fake news? Eating breakfast kick starts your metabolism for the day.
Dead ass.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Hmmm, sh I'll take fake news.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I would have said, dead ass break fast. You're breaking
the fast, um, but that is fake news. Metabolism remains
fairly constant. Constant meal timing has minimal effect on metabolic rate.
Deadass or fake news. The first known map was drawn
on cave walls. Dead ass are fake news. The first

(33:37):
known map was drawn on cave walls. I'll say dead
ass sounds legit.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Dead ass.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Cave paintings in Spain from fourteen thousand years ago show
what appeared to be territorial maps. Dead ass for fake news.
Eating mint actually cools your body temperature. Eating mint actually
cools your body temperature. Deadass or fake news?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
It's interesting, dead ass fake news.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I think it's a psychological thing.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Menthol kicks cold receptors into feeling cool, but doesn't actually
lower body temperature. Fake news, dead ass or fake news.
The first known written law was about beer brewing. Dead
ass are fake news. The first known written law was
about beer brewing, fake news, fake news, dead ass. The

(34:30):
Code of Hammurabi included specific regulations about beer quality and pricing.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Deadass are fake news.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Your muscles can remember movements even after brain injury. Dead
ass or fake news. Your muscles can remember movements even
after brain injury. Dead ass, Sure, deadass. Motor memory is
stored in the cerebellum and spinal cord, not just the
cerebral cortex. Deadass or fake news. The first known use

(35:00):
of anesthesia was wine mixed with herbs. Dead ass for
fake news. The first known use of anesthesia was wine
mixed with herbs.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I'll say dead ass on that.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
I agree, dead ass, dead ass.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Ancient civilizations used alcohol and plant based mixtures for pain
relief during surgery. Dead ass or fake news. The first
submarine was made from a wine barrel. Every but you
gotta start somewhere, dead ass or fake news? The first
submarine underwater?

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Dead ass?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Fake news. The first submarine was made from a wine.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Barrel fake news.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Dead ass Cornelius Drebbels sixteen twenty submarine was constructed using
a reinforced wooden barrel.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Dead ass. I wonder what made him want to do it,
Like I want to see what's under there.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
He had to have been drunk. He had to have
been the barrel was.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Just there.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Locking underwater. Sucker cat, deadass are fake news? Your stomach
acid can dissolve a penny. Deadass are fake news? Your
stomach acid can dissolve a penny fake news? Dead ass,
dead ass. Stomach acid is strong enough to dissolve zinc,

(36:16):
which modern pennies are primarily made of deadass or fake news.
The first NOME protest march was organized by women demanding
the right to vote dead ass or fake news. The
first Nome protest was organized by women demanding the right
to vote dead ass, fake news, fake news. Protest marchers

(36:39):
have ancient origins. Suffrage marches were just one type of
many dead ass are fake news. Eating too many carrots
can turn your skin orange? Dead ass or fake news.
Eating too many carrots can turn your skin orange?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Fake news?

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, fake news? Dead ass? Huh.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Caratinium causes orange discoloration of the skin from excessive beta
caroteene consumption. Deadass or fake news. The first known recipe
for soap was carved in stone. Dead ass for fake news.
The first known recipe for soap was carved in stone.
Dead ass, Uh, fake news? Dead ass. Babylonian clay tablets

(37:26):
from twenty eight hundred BC contained soap reps recipes etched
in cuneiform.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Okay, dead ass for fake news.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Your liver can regenerate completely within six months.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Deadass or fake news.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Your liver can regenerate completely within six months.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Dead ass, Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Dead ass. The liver can regenerate up to seventy five
percent of its mass and return to normal function. Deadass
for fake news. The first known cookbook was written by
a man.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Mm hmmmm, telling women how to cook.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Dead ass for fake news. The first known cookbook was
written by a man. Dead ass Sure sounds of course.
Dead Ass de rey Cochinara by Apicius in ancient Rome
is the oldest known cookbook. Dead ass are fake news.
You go over to someone's house, do you think they're
more of a cook because they have an ancient cookbook?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
No at all, because I don't think people come to
my house and go, oh, you can play the guitar.
Dead ass for fake news. Eating chocolate releases the same
chemicals as exercise. Dead ass are fake news. Eating chocolate
releases the same chemicals as extra exercise. Dead ass, Yeah,
dead ass. Both chocolate and exercise triggered the release of

(38:47):
endorphins and serotonin. Dead ass are fake news. The first
known calendar was based on the moon's phases. Dead ass
or fake news. The first known calendar was based on
the moon's phases.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Hmmm, dead ass sounds legit.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Lunar calendars predate solar calendars by thousands of years across
many cultures. Dead ass, dead ass or fake news. Your
sense of smell is directly connected to your memory center.
Your sense of smell is directly connected to your memory center.
Dead ass or fake news?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Dead ass?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Oh yeah, The oflactery bulb connects directly to the limbic system,
where memories are processed. Dead ass, dead ass for fake news.
Drinking cold drinks slows down your metabolism. Dead ass or
fake news. Drinking cold drinks slows down your metabolism.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Fake news, yeah, fake news.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Dead ass. Your body expins energy to warm cold liquids
to body temperature, slightly boosting metabolism. Dead ass for fake news.
The first shopping mall was built in ancient Rome. Dead
ass or fake news. The first shopping mall was built
in ancient Rome.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
I'll bite dead ass.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Say fake news. I'm gonna say Egypt.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I mean it's not Indiana or Rome, Georgia, right, dead ass.
Trajan's Market, built around one A d is considered the
world's first shopping center. Wonder what made it a shopping center?
Was it a Chick fil a right right at a
Dollar General in there somewhere I'm not sure what the

(40:32):
I guess A covered market yeah, yeah, probably. I'm not
sure what the designation is for a shopping mall, but
I would guess either some sort of you know, rip
off cart in the middle selling things you.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Don't need, right right right. They're selling fruit at one stand.
They're selling you know, meats at another stand.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Some fabric.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, maybe you can get some clothing at another one.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah, dead ass are fake news. Your fingernails grow faster
on your dominant hand, dead ass or fake news. Your
fingernails grow faster on your dominant hand.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Sounds legit to me.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Uh, I'm gonna say fake.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
News, dead ass.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Increased use and blood circulation make nails grow about ten
percent faster on your dominant hand. So that means some
people instead of cancer, yeah, or als or dementia, studied
nail growth rate.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, that's the important things in life, Corbyn.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Dead ass are fake news. The first known bicycle race
was one by a woman, den ass or fake news.
The first known bicycle race was run up, sorry, one
by a woman.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Fake news.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, I ain't no way we're gonna let a woman
ride in our bicycle race, fake news.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Early bicycle races were male only events. Women's cycling competitions
came much later. Dead ass are fake news. Eating spicy
food can trigger the release of endorphins. Dead ass are
fake news. Eating spicy food can trigger the release of endorphins.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Fake news, dead.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Ass dead ass capsasin causes pain that triggers endorphin release,
creating a natural high. There was a documentary about people
that eat hot peppers and the guy who created the
ghost pepper. Yeah, that he was an addict, and he
eats the peppers because it gives him that same high feeling.

(42:35):
And so that's all he does now is grows hybrids
of hot peppers and runs hot hot pepper contests, just
chasing that hot high, chasing that high. Just moved over
into a different lane. It's not math, right, No, it
could be worse. I mean, right, I.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Don't know some people. I mean, an addiction is an addiction,
and you can still go broke trying to chase that addiction.
So this guy possibly could have lost everything, a wife, kids, house, car,
all that, just trying to make the perfect hottest pepper
in the world.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yeah, but this is acceptable, exactly. This is an acceptable addiction.
People don't consider it an addiction if you shop a lot,
right right, sure, because most of us get Amazon delivered
our home every other day.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Or if you work a lot. Right, that's one of
those acceptable addictions, Right, that's a fun list to go
down acceptable addictions. I'm gonna have to dig into that one,
all right.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
We gotta take a break. When we come back, we're
giving away tickets to Mudvan.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
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Let's play a game. We got tickets to give away
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I am leading with eleven. Corman, you are right behind
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(44:01):
with eight. Last week's winner was that would be me,
So Corbyn and Lindsay at eight three three four six
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Speaker 2 (44:29):
What is your name, Brandon? Brandon?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
How are you today, buddy?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I'm great man. How are you good man?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Let's get you those mud vein tickets. Who do you
want to give?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Clues?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Lindsey or Corbyn? Corbyn?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Brandon?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue. Here we go, uh, melb Sporty.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
These are all these British females that were in a band.
This is their most famous song, Cinnamon Basil. These are
all Cardamon. These are Yeah, it can't doesn't work that way, bro,
and Sugar and blank and everything nice Sugar and Spice. Yes,

(45:19):
female band. Yes, their most famous song. I don't know.
There are no passes friends? So this what's the letter
after a B?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
And when you desire to be something you uh I
got nothing? Uh help blank ad?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
What's helped?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Bank? What's the blank time? Brandon?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (46:04):
My bad.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
You need to hang up the phone and do your
research on the Spice girls. It is an abombaash and
you don't know anything about them. Yep, I'm just kidding, man.
Have a good day, man, You see you later. Good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name? Hang up, Alex, Alex, listen, Alex.

(46:31):
You need just one with Lindsey to win those mud
Vein tickets because Brandon didn't know who the Spice girls were.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, I pretty much know a couple of those.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Okay, well let's see. Here's Lindsay. She's gonna give your clue. Here,
you go, all right.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
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Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yes, hey, congratulations, I don't think we have to go
through all this. See what Gimpie has in his four
x four Globyn says here that Gnome accuses gangs of
placing bounties on agents. That Department of Homeland Security Secretary
Christine Nome is accusing gangs and cartel members of placing

(47:20):
bounties on federal agents. Nome made the com claim during
an interview and shared that bounties range from two thousand
to ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Now, according to her, this is the rule of law
versus anarchy, and says we will win. How do you
know that that this is the rule of laws?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
No, no, no, no, that they're putting hits.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
On maybe anonymous tip, maybe don't. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
And why would the cartel do that?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Because they got the money to do it, right, But
why because if they can't get their drugs into our
country because of ice deportations, let's take them out. Okay, yeah, connection,
But okay, what else we got here? Government shut down
heading into day's seven. A GOP backed bill, which previously

(48:07):
passed in the House, and a Democratic alternative both failed
multiple times to gain the necessary supports. Yesterday, House Minority
Leader Hackeen Jeffries accused the White House up going radio
silent since last week's meeting with top congressional leaders. Meanwhile,
Republican lawmakers say they will not give into Democrat demands

(48:28):
for additional health care funding as part of any deal
to reopen the governments. Jesus Christ, just get it over
with already.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
No, they're the ones. No, they're the ones. You know,
they're the ones.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Just go have sex with each other and be done
with it.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I just punishing people exactly because you two are fighting,
parents are.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Fighting, and now we don't get to eat right now,
we don't have dinner.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
We're not eating dinner till late right.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
What else?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
We're not going to the parade. Mom and dad are fighting.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Notice earth a Supreme Court to hear conversion therapy case.
It's a challenge to the Colorado law that bands therapy
aimed at changing a minor sexual orientation. Backers of the
law say it's harmful to gay and transgender children. A
Christian therapist says the law is an infringement on her

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free speech. Nearly half of all US states banned the practice,
and the high courts eventual ruling could have sweeping impacts.
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Listener emails. You can always email us show at kmod
dot com. Show at kmod dot com. This listener says,
most days I feel like I'm failing. That's something. If
I throw myself into work, I miss dinners, forget birthdays,
and feel like a stranger in my home. When I
focus on my family, I start worrying someone at work

(51:10):
is excelling and making me look like I'm slipping. And
if I try to have a social life, both of
those other things take a hit. I'm only twenty eight,
but already feel like I'm burning out trying to do it.
All buddies act like they got it figured out. When
I ask them, they just act like I'm delusional and
that I should just focus on them because family will
always be there. I don't want to look back and

(51:32):
realize I was good at my job, but bad at
everything that mattered. Do you know how you guys balance
it career, family and still have a life that feels
like yours. Listening to email from somebody who thinks we
haven't figured out comedy show and they're trying to figure
out how to have family and social and be good

(51:55):
at their job and have excellent friends who say, forget
your family, focus on us. I don't know. Maybe that
wasn't genuine. Maybe they were saying that as a you know,
just to be trolling, trying to be funny. Yeah, I
can see that, right, True friends will do that, hey, man,

(52:16):
focus on us well in some friends, guys specifically can't
have real conversations like that with their buddies right without
it beat turning into that right right, right? And I
always think when we get these stories, are these emails
and people are like, oh, they said this, I don't
know if I always believe them because that's just what
you heard. They may have said something else, but then

(52:40):
threw that out there, right, but you only heard the
troll part, right.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Selective hearing. I guess you could say people are very
good at that. People are very good at that.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
And so twenty eight, by the way, twenty eight job
family that I think you pretty good man.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Really, yeah, that's not bad at all.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
No, a job where you feel like you're you're in it,
you're in the groove. Family that's established. I guess family
could be not kids necessarily, right, Yeah, but when we
hear that, that's what we think, you know, especially at
that age. Yeah, you know, got a couple of little
ones at the house and you know, maybe a boy

(53:24):
and a girl.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
You was at two point five kids? Sure, yeah, I can't. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
I have a friend and he they just had another kid,
and it's their third one, and the kids like three weeks,
four weeks or something, and every time I talk to him, like, man,
hell no, the idea of having another one gives me
so much anxiety, and I'm clipped right. Was that something
they planned on or just happened. I think they're one

(53:53):
of those. Uh, maybe they're Catholic. I don't know, Like,
just let it the cards fall where they fall, right right,
That might be their thing. This says text came in,
nobody ever has it figured out. I just take it
one day at a time. I mean, hell, you're doing
better me with that advice, right right. I'm not even
sure if I'm gonna make it to the parking lot

(54:14):
after the show.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Elderly people out there, you think they gotta figure it out?
Right now? I'm sure they still feel like failures in
one form or the other.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
You know, my kids don't love me enough for my
grandkids or whatever. Right, I think you're a hundred percent right.
I think we I think there is at some point
our parents, our grandparents and eventually us and eventually our
kids will go ef it. Yeah, it doesn't matter, right.

(54:44):
I feel like I say this a lot. It hardly
matters in the grand scheme of thing. It hardly matters.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Right, did you wake up today? Yep? That's all that matters.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Sometimes not even that. Right, that seems a little more
positive than I think would expect. But to be that
stressed out about it to the point where you've asked
your friends and they aren't answering it for you. And
I'm wondering if you talk to your wife about it

(55:15):
or your work, do you have a mentor Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Maybe maybe not parents, maybe even talk to them. But
even then, I think that there's a lot of people that,
no matter what stage in life you are, you feel
like a failure at something.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Right, Well, but I think it's totally innocent.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Not my advice, but I think it's totally natural for
especially at that age when you got so much going on, wife, kids, work,
you know, and you're still trying to have a social
life because you you know, you're in your late twenties.
It's I think it's natural to feel like a failure
at one or all of those things.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Uh. I think that.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Not everybody has a relationship with their parents where they
can be vulnerable and that their parents are gonna give
them real, genuine, honest advice.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Right.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
I don't think everybody has a relationship where they can
go to their dad and be like, man, I can't
figure it out. I'm struggling with work and family, and
the dad's gonna go Well, Son, I too felt that way. Yeah,
that's just right. Yeah, you're gonna get some closed ended,

(56:35):
not real, honest, vulnerable conversation.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Right.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Maybe some people do, but I don't think a lot.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Of people do. Go talk to your mama, right, Your
mama's probably give you better advice than your dad would.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
I don't even know if that's true. I think mamas
would try to be like, well, let me help you.
What can I help you do?

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Right right?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Let me help with the little ones. Let me be
the one too. I'll bring you lunch every day. Why
don't you bring your clothes over here, I'll wash them?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Or have you talked to your dad about it?

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Kicking the can right to the other side of the fence.
I mean, I don't even know if this is exclusive
just to people that have families and a job.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
No, again, I think it's everybody, no matter what your
situation is.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Yeah, sounding like a little whiny to me, you're not helping, dude.
Let me guess you're a man.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
We got a guy that's, you know, trying to figure
it out and asking for help and pleading and practically begging.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
This is the dead in the situation. Your whiny bitch,
Shut up.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Yeah, we don't.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
We're men. We don't have emotions. Yes, pack it down.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Yes, Yes, and when you are and then break right
when you're all alone and crying to yourself in the kitchen. Yes,
you don't have emotions, you have pansy.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Get out of here, a little whined bitch, rib some dude,
honey listener email from a guy who says that he
is feeling like he's failing most days. I feel like
I'm failing at something. If I throw myself into work,
I miss dinners, forget birthdays, and feel like a stranger

(58:26):
at home. When I focus on my family, I start
worrying someone at works is excelling and making me look
like I'm slipping. And if I try to have a
social life, both of those other things take a hit.
I'm only twenty eight, but it already feels like I'm
burning out trying to do it all. My buddies act
like they've got it figured out, and when I ask them,
they just act like I'm delusional and that I should

(58:46):
just focus on social because family will always be there.
I don't want to look back and realize I was
good at my job but bad at everything that mattered.
More do you guys know how to balance career, family
and still have of a life that feels like yours.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Lindsay, uh No, I don't know how to balance at all.
It just works itself out for the most part. I
think you're putting too much pressure on yourself though, when
you say I find myself when I'm focusing on my family,
I start worrying about work and that someone's doing it

(59:25):
better than me. Stop doing that, because until your boss
comes at you and says, hey, you're not doing a
good enough job, that's when you worry. Because I didn't
hear any of that happening. You are stressing yourself out,
You're making it. You are putting that stress on yourself
when you do that, So find a way to stop

(59:47):
doing that. Be present with your family when you're with them,
and don't focus on work. It sounds like you're doing
work just fine. No one's coming at you and bitching
about your work at So just be present with your
family when you're with them, and when you're at work,
do work. Don't listen to the advice from your buddies.

(01:00:10):
They're just being funny. But yeah, when you're having Sunday Funday,
maybe invite your friends over and have fun with them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Wife's gonna love that every Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Well, I mean, depending on how close they are with
your fam. But yeah, you will figure it out. But
you do need to stop stressing about work when you
are with your family because this is what you're doing
this to yourself. No one at work is putting that
stress on you, but you just chill out because we

(01:00:44):
all go through it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Kimpi Alan Lindsay said, up pretty well there, you're worrying
way too much. I will say that when your buddies say, hey,
focus on us because your family will always be there.
No they won't, No, they will not. It is possible
to focus on work so much that you end up

(01:01:07):
losing your family because you are focusing on that and
not so much them. Right. Yeah, they'll You've got kids,
but that doesn't mean that they're going to be there
next to your side for the rest of your life
and when you die. So uh, like Lindsay said, when

(01:01:29):
you're at work, worry about work. When you're at home
with your wife and kids, worry about that. Don't worry
about anything else. Your friends f them. Ohives a damn
about your friends, right Uh? Friends come and go. Friends
do come and go throughout your entire life. So I say,
just keep on pushing and eventually you'll get over it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Austin Kleon has a he's an author, he has a thing.
He says, uh, work, family, social, pick two, and you
just gotta let the other one go. I don't think
you can do all three. I don't think it's possible.
I agree with lindsay, you're choosing to let this be
a thing you're so worried about other people's opinion rather

(01:02:16):
than just focusing on just doing your best best you
can most you can.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
That's it. I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Friends will come and go. The reality is, for most
of us, when you are on your deathbed at ninety,
your friends won't be there. There's chance maybe your family,
it might be your great kids at that point, but
the chance that your friends will be at your bedside
when you die of natural causes at whatever age is low, young,

(01:02:47):
surprising medical condition. Sure, right, but that's not what we're
talking about, right right, right, They're not going to be there,
By the way, who I think going to kids birthday
parties that you're related to are much more fun than
other birthday parties, right one, They're not years, you don't
have to clean up. It's fantastic. Then they're so excited

(01:03:12):
and that will continue where your friend's birthdays will eventually
not be at the bar, right, And I think somebody
texting this, you just gotta have boundaries with all of it.
Decide which one means the least and have let that
one have the strictest boundaries. So if family is the

(01:03:35):
most important to you, let that one have no boundaries.
Your kids want you to show up for Lego day
at school, sorry, work, the kids need me that day.
If it's more important to you that family is the
least important, be like, listen, I can only do two
events a year, and let that have the boundaries. But

(01:03:56):
we got to deal with one thing that you said
in your email, which there's no reason in modern times
this should be happening, and that is forgetting birthdays. That
is a flaw as a person. You can't enter it
into calendars, you can't let Facebook alert you. There's no

(01:04:20):
reason in modern times to forget birthdays. And based on
your email, I'm assuming it is family. Right, We're not
talking about your friend Steve, you haven't seen in ten years.
You're making it sound like family birthdays. You said family,
you said birthdays all together. How are you not remembering
your kid's birthday, your wife's birthday. There's no reason you

(01:04:43):
shouldn't have that in a calendar. Modern cliche. I don't
know what women are gonna do with joking that their
men in their lives never remember anniversaries.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Modern day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
You should be able to just put that in your
calendar and sometimes your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Will go, hey, is this a birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
We want to save this for you. Literally the excuses
are going away, but you got to get that together, bro.
It's a basic thing minimum. We're not talking about how
your wife likes her coffee. We're talking about just a birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Shouldn't even have to put that in the calendar at all. No,
you know wife and kids for sure. No.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
I'm horrible with dates and I'm horrible with names. When
my wife and I got together, I made one of
my passwords at the time my wife's birthday, so I
wouldn't forget it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
It's a good way to do it, and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
It's stuck with me forever because I ain't gonna get
caught slacking. All Right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back more.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Of the big Men Morning show is next.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
This email says, I have reason to believe that my
entire team and I will be laid off this month. Ideally,
I'd like to stay at my company a while longer,
but with the state of the job market, as is
nervous about waiting to search until I'm already out of money.
If I start now, though, what do I say about
why I'm looking for a job. The answer is entirely

(01:06:10):
just job insecurity. I get that a lot of people
feel like they're going to lose their job. Of people
I know, I can count probably on one hand people
that think they may lose their job.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
This year.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Now, maybe that's some of that's just made up. Maybe
it's some of the climate at their work right, But
they say to me like, man, I think I might
lose my job. When do you start looking for a
job when you think that, how do you tell the people,
like why are you leaving your current job? I think, sure, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
That's the thing about your brain, though, it'll trick you
and it'll get you to start believing things that probably
aren't even true.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
One of my favorite phrases, your brain or your mind
is a cunning salesman show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Uh it really is, and you will believe everything it tells.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
You, except when it tells you you're good right exactly?
Are you're good enough? Smart enough people like you? You
won't believe any of that. No, they don't shut up.
You don't listen to your brain. Then, oh no, you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
But looking for a I totally get that there was
a climate here for a while, and maybe we still
feel this way.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
I thought I was gonna we were all gonna lose
our jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Yeah, it could happen at any time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Yes, but there was a climate here where it felt
more so because they were popping people like bottles at
a ditty vaseline party.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Baby oil.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Damn it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Yeah, jar vaseline bottles a baby oil? Weird? How I need?
How I know that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Well, stop taking notes, expert in the I can't help it. Which,
by the way, baby oil is the better lub out
of the two, just saying.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
M hmm, thanks, that's that's too.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Greasy man, It sticks around.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Okay, you really got to work to get the vasiline off.
I'm just saying, just the vasoline, huh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
AnyWho, baby oil much more absorbent into the skin.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Yes, yes, so this guy is worried about getting fired.
He's worried about getting screwed, not in the way that
gimpes describe me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Right, Well, if they're going to do it, make sure
they use baby oil.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
When you get interviewed for a job, and I kind
of approach all those or trick questions. So like when
you're getting interviewed and they go, why do you want
to work here? Trick question? Right right, when they go, uh,
what would you say is your biggest flaw? Trick question,

(01:09:24):
when they say what is your greatest attribute? Trick question.
I treat all of them like trick questions.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
What makes them all tricky?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Uh, because what they're they're trying to see if you
think on your feet and what will you think about
the question deeper than just hey I'm awesome, right or
oh man, I suck at paperwork.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
I have never had any job ask me, well, why
are you looking for a job? You know, I think
everybody knows why we're looking for a job. Have you
ever had that? Have you ever been an interview when
they're like, why are you looking for a job? I've
never had that experience.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
I mean all the jobs that I have gotten like
this one as an example, I was already working somewhere
else within the company, and so they knew, right and
the job I had before I came to this company.
I contacted them and were like, Hey, if you need
help with something, you let me know. Rah rah rah,

(01:10:25):
right and blindly against my probably my other company's wishes.
And that's what triggered that move, right, And in every
other situation that I can think of, I didn't have
a job, Like when I came to Tulsa, they were
quite clear I was employed in California, right, And they

(01:10:48):
was quite clear why I was moving here, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Yeah, And to be honest with you, I've never looked
for a job while I still had one. That makes
the hell of a difference as well.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Right, you don't get asked that question if there's like, hey,
I've done I was quit working there in December.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
We do you divulge that information when you're in the
interview process. Well, hey, I'm currently at this one place,
but I think I might be getting fired soon or
laid off.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
I mean, I kind of have a different theory when
it comes to resumes and interviews in general. And by
no means am I a employment expert or your employment expert,
but I believe you shouldn't be one hundred percent truthful
on your resume. I'm not saying lie, right, I'm saying

(01:11:39):
you don't have to give every piece of information so
they can make a decision just off your resume.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Right, don't show them all your cards? Correct. I would
agree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
If you're banking on getting hired just off of resume,
you're losing the moment you submit it. It is a
tool to get an interview, it is not to get
a job when. I think people make that mistake.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
So I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
I don't know if you put stuff like that on
a resume, I'd be lying if I tell if I
told you I've gotten a job in the last two
decades via a resume, I don't think. I didn't submit

(01:12:25):
a resume for my first job out of college. I
didn't submit a resume when I went across the street
and worked not literal. I didn't submit a resume when
I worked at an internet radio station. I didn't submit
a resume when I applied or put my name in
for come to Tulsa. I didn't submit a resume when
I went to Oklahoma City. I didn't submit a resume

(01:12:48):
when I came here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
I think resumes are a bunch of total bs and
they are unnecessary. You can get the exact same information
from a paper application as you can a resume.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
I think there are certain jobs that do require resume.
Well why because you don't want to paper You don't
do the paper application thing. That's just not what they do.
But and nowadays you submitted online. It's not the whole
rigamarole that it used to be before. What paper do
you get? And it's not printing correctly and all that
other jib that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Went it with Yeah, when we were in high school
and even afterwards, you know, they made it seem so
important and you gotta have resume building skills and certain
paper like you had mentioned, and I think it is retarded.
I could go in and just fill out an application
first name, last name, important information, here's my employment history,

(01:13:47):
and that's all you need to know. Yeah, I think anyway,
why do I got to have a cover letter on
top of my resume to tell you what I just
want to work for?

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Stupid?

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
For me, every job I've been offered or gotten or
interviewed for was just based off reputation and network. It's
somebody I knew. When I was up for a job
in Chicago, it was because of people who knew me
and knew what I was doing and were like, you'd
be a great candidate. When I was up for director
of Music at Yahoo, it was that same thing. The

(01:14:21):
guy who was the president of Yahoo Music knew me,
knew what I did, and he was like, you'd be
great for this, right right. Every job I've had, the
job I got in Tulsa, same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Hey we know a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Yeah, I've used a resume one time in radio.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
And it may be just exclusive to our career. Could be,
but I can't. I can't imagine when they the hospital's like, hey,
there's this other surgeon. Why don't we get him. They
don't go, Yeah, this sounds great, Just submit your resume
best neurosurgeon at the competing hospital. They're not like, could
you just submit a resume?

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Yeah? Even then, doesn't it I have one paper applications? Like,
what's your education? Right? I went to high school, went
to another school afterwards, whether it be call it, whatever
the case is, resumes are dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Uh, put your resume out there on the employment sites
and keep watch on those sites. Know one at your
current job needs to know you're keeping a lookout at
the market. It's no one's business but yours. A couple
of things. Anybody I know who's used those employment sites
can't stand them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Write your monster dot com or whatever the hell they are.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
They they've haven't gotten a lead off of it. Yeah,
I think I tried that once way back in the day, and.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
I think I got one job off of them.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Or they get bombarded with so many emails and it
ends up being a nothing burger.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Or companies do it because they just have to right,
because they've got to post it, and that's considered posting right,
and they never they already have a candidate. Most people,
when there's a position open, they have a candidate in mind,
whether it's internal or whether it's somebody that knows somebody
another one. In my entire fifteen years of trucking, I've

(01:16:12):
never felt a hint of my job security being at risk.
As to the writer's question, if they are talking to
co workers about these concerns, then the writers already starting late.
If they have reason to believe the team is at risk,
then they need to start searching now the co workers
already are. Job security is perfectly valid reason to put
out applications. Another one, job interviews are basically you selling

(01:16:34):
yourself to the company.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
That's true statement.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
I would argue that it's it's not even that it's
you trying to get the job. If you sell yourself
and you're like, man, I don't like Okra and the
guy who's interviewing me loves Okra. I'm just saying it
can be that subjective.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Our personalities are going to clash.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
If you wear cologne that reminds them off their dad,
or like that could help you. I'm just saying, like,
it's so subjective or hurt you or hurt you one
hundred percent. So I think it's more about not selling
you as opposed to getting it's a performance piece. It's
a performance piece because they it's like trying out a mattress.

(01:17:21):
You go to a place to buy a mattress for
your home, You lay on it two minutes to decide
if it's going to last you eight years.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Or longer.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Right, it's the most ludicrous thing we do. They're not
selling the mattress to you. They're just making you believe
it's the best mattress for you, right, and you got
to do the same thing with a job interview. As
far as I'm concerned, I have a good reason to
suspect that my entire team will be laid off this year. Ideally,
I'd like to stay at my company a while longer,
but with the state of the job market as ears

(01:17:52):
as is, I get nervous about waiting to search until
I'm already out of income. If I start now, though,
what would I say about why I'm looking for a
job when the answer is entirely just job insecurity, lindsay.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
I don't think there's anything wrong with putting your feelers
out there. And if you are that concerned, if someone
asks you, if if a boss asks if you're looking,
say you can be honest and say I've heard that
there's a chance we might be losing our jobs, so

(01:18:28):
I just want to be safe than sorry. Or you
could even ask your boss, Hey, can you be honest
with me? Is there a chance that my crew is
going to be losing our jobs? I really want to
stay on here. I like my job and I like
this company.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
If an employer is deciding whether you're gonna like, they're
deciding who's going to get fired and you come to
them and go, hey, be honest with me, tell tell
me if I'm getting fired. They will not tell you.
They can't. They're jeopardizing their It's so when you're like,
be honest, that's like, that's not a real phrase. Be honest,

(01:19:07):
that's not a real phrase because you still don't know
if they're being honest. And that's not just employers right
er of a body. You're saying that phrase to make
yourself feel better.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Yeah, for sure. Then the safest bet would be to
put feelers out there to have something.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
But what do you tell the employer that you're trying
to get a job with when they ask why you're
looking for the job.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
That's the question.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Because I need a backup plan in case I'm losing
my job.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
People love being backup plans.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Looking to get ahead in my career.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Okay, KIMPI I me personally, I wouldn't even stress about it. Man,
do your job. You get laid off, collect your unemployment.
You're not going to be out of income, you know
anytime soon. You can collect employment for what six months
and then reapply. Keep on going as long as you're

(01:20:14):
looking for work. Blah blah blah. So me, personally, I
wouldn't even stress about it. I think you're putting more
stress on yourself than what you need to. You're worrying
way more than what you should. So just go to work,
put your head down. If you end up getting the acts, okay,
that's fine, go home, tell your wife and kids. Don't

(01:20:36):
tell your kids, but tell your wife. You know, if
you have one whatever, Hey lost my job today. That's okay.
What's the next phrase that's gonna come out of her mouth?
We'll figure it out, a.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Good partner, Yes, well, don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out, we'll be fine.
Collect your unemployment, then start working looking for work. Then
you know, this way, you don't have to put the
stress on yourself of Oh my goodness, what do I do?
What do I tell a potential employer in an interview,
why I'm looking for a new job. You ain't got
to worry about that because you're not. You're not you're

(01:21:16):
looking for a job because you just lost your job.
You're not, and you're not looking for a job while
you have a job. All right, So I wouldn't fret
too much about it. I don't disagree with gonna be
It'll be all right. But if it's something you're worried about,
you could put feelers out and start looking. Maybe start
going to network events within your industry. That ain't sus right,

(01:21:40):
it's networking, having good connections and if it happens, it happens.
But if you are going to pursue a job, because
that just makes you feel better, It gives you a
sense of control. Okay, And remember what I said, those
are all trick questions. Why are you looking for this
job while you have a job. That is a trick question.
The answer is always optimism. So you say something to
the effect of I like the bit of fit you
guys offer here. And what I hear from other employees

(01:22:02):
is the culture here is about growth and providing the
best product possible xyz whatever that is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Oh way, I need money, but that's what they That
is a good answer that isn't too cheesy and sounds
authentic and not a lie, because it's better than the
culture of you may get fired, right, They don't need
to know you are being like I'm worried about getting fired.
They don't love that quality. But it'll be all right,

(01:22:33):
whatever happens, it'll be all right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
All right.

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Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Need eight three three four six O KMOD or you
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(01:23:46):
I'd love to see the him throwing that old man.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Just sounds ridiculous. The more he said.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
The Onion had a really great headline.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
It said.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Man who assaults elderly person in Jets Jersey. No, yeah,
turns out to be in Sanchez Jersey. Turns out to
be Mark Sanchez.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Totally fumbled that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
If you could do any other career in the world,
what and where would it be, lindsay, if you could
do any other career in the world, what and where
would it be?

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Probably a elementary school teacher. And here in Oklahoma is
perfectly fine. I love it here.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
I think I'm gonna go and be an Italian winemaker
in Italy, probably start up as a as a cork soaker,
and then work my way up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Yeah, I want to hear your halfway there. I would
want to be a sports psychologist to help athletes that
are dealing with the adversity of sports how to get
their brain unlocked from getting stuck in certain spots. That

(01:25:19):
would be pretty awesome. Okay, because I know for me,
growing up in the positions I played in football, the
number of times I was under the impression I should
never let somebody intercept a ball I throw was not real.
That's not real. That's not a real thing. But you

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were led to believe that, and so to help people
overcome that would be a pretty awesome that'd be a
pretty fun thing to do. You have twenty four hours
to live. What are you going to do in those
twenty four hours, lindsay.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Spend the time with my family, probably spending it on
the lake doing what we love most, just together, fishing, boating, tuban,
doing what we love most, just making sure we're together.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Gimbi, I think I'm gonna go for a long ride. Yeah,
and then come back and spend the rest of the
evening dinner with my brother and my kids and grandkids,
and I guess my girlfriend come along too, right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Yeah, I don't know how family is not the answer. Yeah, family,
good meal, nice day, playing some games, laughing, trying.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
To laugh, right, would be the thing. Now if they know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
That you're done in twenty four hours, a little tougher,
But yeah, I don't know how the answer is not family.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
I like this one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
What would be your perfect breakfast meal? Your perfect breakfast meal?

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
M a waffle from Silver Skillet. They have the best,
but then some over easy eggs fried in bacon grease,
some really good crispy but fatty bacon, some corn beef

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hash well done and so never ending mimosa's, and also
a good strong cup of coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Before or after the bottomless mimosas.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Yeah, they say your last meal, girl.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
I mean it's a perfect breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
It's a lot of food, I know, small portions. That's
where the key is. We're doing a lot like that.
Small portions.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Yeah, well, good news waffles coming very tiny portions, right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
With some lightly toasted French bread for dipping my yolk.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Perfect French bread, huh Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
I don't see French bread as a breakfast bread, no, but.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
It's good when it's toasted, like the loads that you
get from the Walmart bakery. I'm pre sliced, still stuck
on those are They're perfectly breakfast, They're perfectly for dunking
in your eggs.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Sour dough is the perfect breakfast toast? Aist toast?

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
What is the difference between Texas toast and French bread.
They're the exact same bat Yes they are. No, No,
because Texas toast is actually sliced bread like you would
get like wonder bread stuff like, yeah, you make a
sandwich out of French bread, Italian bread, whatever you want, exactly. No,
that's that's actual loafed and it's just it's smaller chunks.

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And again it's for more dinner. I'm just saying. Besides thickness,
which can be adjusted, the makeup of the bread is
the exact same. I say that for all bread, not
sour dough, bread not sour dough, not wheat bread, and
still bread, not rye bread, and still made the same.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Perfect breakfast can be bacon, eggs, hash browns. Yeah, pretty simple.
I don't know how you gotta mimosis. I will give
you that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
I like a good biscuits engraving. I've never been mad
or been disappointed when I got biscuits engraving. It's always delivered.
What's the most underrated skill a person can have?

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
What's the most underrated skill a person can have?

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
I think the ability to do things at home without
having to call on a plumber or call on an electrician.
Being able to do home projects on your own, handyman
type stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Gimme, let's go with swimming. Yeah, you don't really need
it unless you're in the water.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Fire making okay, with fuel, knowing how to make a fire?

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
No, right, that's cheaty right. Traditional fire is starting like
with two.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Sticks or us you'll easily be the most popular person.
Make it a fire with just would maybe a flint.
Not easy, takes some skill. Plenty of survival shows have
shown people that have done it for years but when
they get out in the wild can't do it. If

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someone gave you ten thousand dollars, but you had to
spend it on the dumbest thing possible, what would you.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
Buy a new wardrobe?

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Why would that be dumb?

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
Because it does I mean I don't need it, and
it's spending it on dumb stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Gimpy, I would buy a ten gallon cowboy hat a
ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Yes, yes, that's it. That's one thousand dollars per gallon.
You know what I'm talking about? Ten gallon hat and
the big old tallsoon bitches that like hass used to wear. Yeah,
made from kangaroo hide, m Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
Woodbee cushions and every time I see a kid, I'm
giving them a whoope cushion because kids love whoopee cushions, true,
and parents don't worry. I understand they're annoying. They never
last very long. Think about that. Think how happy a

(01:32:54):
kid would be if you gave a m a whoope cushion?

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
Right right?

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
We must have had ten in our house just in
the last month, because they keep breaking and they always like,
can we go to another one? I'm like, sure, who
cares like a dollar? I'd rather be that than like
legos or slime or saw.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
What's a lie?

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
You've told? That spiraled way too far? Okay, I got mine.

Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
M h, I don't know if it's hmmm. When I
was a kid, are one of our.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
Dogs ate the uh hot tub cover on the hot
tub and we told we told my dad that it
was a raccoon that had done it, and my dad

(01:34:13):
ended up buying He ended up spending a lot of
money actually to get an outdoor camera to catch it
and a trap to trap it. So he ended up
spending probably like close to one thousand dollars to trap

(01:34:35):
a raccoon that didn't exist, just so my mom and
I could keep our dog at the time safe because
I'm sure I'm I mean, my dad was livid and
we thought he's gonna hurt our dog if we tell
him the truth. So instead he spent money on equipment

(01:34:57):
to catch a raccoon. That never.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
GIMPI, I love you, and I think we should work
this out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Damn it. Mine was a little more shortened, but yeah,
I loved you turned into a marriage that I didn't
really want to be easily the best line that got
out of control. If your younger self met you today,

(01:35:30):
what would they be most surprised by? Younger self met
you today? What would they be most surprised by?

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Probably either probably by who I am married to, because
my husband Kevin, and I were so different growing up
hung out with completely different people, grew up complete differently.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
So yeah, GIMPI, Uh, you're still alive?

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
Wow, lemons? How young are we talking about, Bill? I
mean we talking you know, grade school you or we
talk in high school? High school?

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
Let's go high Oh yeah, then that's definitely wow. You're
still alive. Okay, cool, you're happy buying all your clothes
at Costco. Huh that's a good one, very yeah, so
many choices, good stuff. If you had to commit a
petty crime with no consequences?

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
What would it be?

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
I feel like I'm gonna let me phrase that, let
me clean that up. If you could commit any other
petty crimes with no consequences, what it would be? What
would it be? We all commit petty crimes a lot, right, Ah,
let's go. Let's shoplift, Kimby.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
I let's go with uh.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
Public intoxication, disorderly conduct, and public nudity. Yeah, I mean,
I think shoplifting is the best one, but I'm gonna
go with uh. I want to say vandalism, but I

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don't mean vandalism, I mean graffiti.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Right. You just want to go tax yeah? Yeah, right.
You don't want to go smash you know, windows on cars?
Oh yeah yeah yeah No, you just want something to
look put your little paint on there.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Banski type of stuff, right, not crazy, Gimby. Did you
watch the Popeye and Win of the Pooh horror movieslast weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Uh? No, I had a kind of a busy weekend.
But they are in MATUBICU or whenever I want to
check them out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
Have you all seen the movie online? On the Line,
a Mel Gibson movie on Netflix? Where he pulls a
prank on air. Would you all do that?

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
I have not seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Yeah, I'm not familiar with this movie.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
Yeah, I don't have Netflix, so I'm out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
Uh okay. So shock jock Elvis Cooney leaves his wife
and daughter to go work at a radio station. During
the midnight slot. He's introduced to the new intern on
whom he plays a prank at the start of his shift.
He runs his radio show with Mary, his switchboard operator.

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After being on the air for a while, Elvis receives
a call from a man named Gary, who claims to
be at Elvis's householding his wife and daughter, Olivia and
Adria hostage. When Elvis, who was played by Mel Gibson,
threatens to take Gary off the air, Gary says he
will kill Elvis'.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Fa Okay, would I do that?

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
Or would you do that? Lindsay, go no, Gimpy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
That would be hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
No, because I'm never working midnight again, all right, unless
it's to collect toys for children. I Am never working
midnight again.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
So we have an opportunity. This is what I'm here
in no way I would do that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
If you all could go back to a certain age
in your life and do things different.

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
What age would that be?

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Lindsay, I don't think I would.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
Yeah, we gotta just go with a question, though. If
you could go back to a certain age in life
and do things differently, what age would that be?

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
I guess sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
I would.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
Have I saved my V card for someone else. That's
what I would have done differently.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Gimpy, you would have just lost it to another loser instead, exactly, gimpy. Yeah,
I'd probably go back to about fifteen, probably try to
do a little bit better in school.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Yeah, I know. But the fun thing about that question
is though you don't get to take the knowledge that
you have with you now back in time. You're just
starting all over again. So I would definitely probably go
back then and try to do a little bit better.

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
I probably would go like right to my first year
of college, and I would probably try to get into
weightlifting and physical fitness a little bit more, right, because
I didn't really get into that until I was almost
thirty thirty five, Right, get into jiu jitsu, try harder
in school, that kind of thing, you know. It feels

(01:40:55):
like that makes a lot of sense. I'd get to
see my dad, Yeah, that would all be good, good stuff.
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (01:41:06):
Morning shows.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
So this list got put out of grocery items that
are making a comeback because of inflation.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
So we'll see if we agree with this.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
Canned and processed meats, so think of spam is probably
the most classic example.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
Yeah, probably salmon for salmon patties.

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
Oh god, I haven't had those in decades, and I
think there's a reason why. Yeah, not good. That was
our go to growing up. Man. Mama would make those,
fry them up. We had no choice to eat them
because that's what you're having for dinner tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
I'll get tuna on the regular.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
You tune in the can. Okay, I'll get chicken. I
always have some around because it's an easy way to
make buffalo chicken dip or a buffalo chicken grilled cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
So you're talking like canned chicken. Yeah, like cantuna, but
can't chicken chicken. Ok yeah, Okay, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Not the greatest, but it's an easy meal that's yummy.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
I've got one can of tuna sitting in my cabinet
that's been there maybe a year longer.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
I'm intrigued in your health journey that you're not you
haven't turned it to tuna, because they have now are
like packets of like lemon, pepper and buffalo and all that. Bro,
you haven't seen my stack over year had No. I
typically don't go through your desk. Yeah, yeah, I've got
excuse me. I've got about six of these tuna packets
up here of the different flavors you know that I

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just rip open and eat. And I'd seen them in
the store, never really got into him or whatever. But
my lady brought some one day and uh she spent
the week and then went back home and it was
left in my cabinet, and I was.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
Hungry as a mofo, and I was like, well, let's
just try this and see what it's like and open
it up as like, this says good. And so when
I went on that journey, we're still on this journey.
I was like, Okay, cool, let's get a bunch of
these because they're quick, they're easy, they're filling, you know,
and they taste good.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
Yeah, but they haven't got to the can one.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Huh no, no yet. I think it's it's been in
there too long. But I'll donate it to some food
drive at some point in time.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
These are grocery items that are making it. Old school
grocery items that are making a comeback because things are expensive. Uh,
jarred vegetables and pickles.

Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
Jarred vegetables. I guess I've seen beets in the jar before, sparagus,
spare goose.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
That pickles are the only ones, Yeah, but they've always
I like pickles, so yes, they're always around. Powdered milk products,
the just add water kind, not milk. Then, yeah, I'm
not doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
I'm out at all.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
I don't drink a lot of milk at we don't
have We have some milk in our house, but we
buy that fair Life that's shelf stable for ninety day,
nine hundred days or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Line's good until the end of October.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
You bought it in January. Yeah, yeah, for those who
are know fair Life. It's not cheap milk, but it
will last forever. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
I got tired of buying a half a gallon of
regular milk and I don't use that often and then
just spoils and I end up dumping it out in
the sink. So that's why I switched to that organic
kind fair Life. There's other brands out there as well,
all right, there's no knockoffs. We get the chocolate milk
because it'll stay good. And I usually just use milk
when I'm making Ninja creamy, right, And otherwise we don't

(01:44:49):
do it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
We don't do My kids don't drink milk because you know,
we broke the doctrination of milk is the only source
of calcium in this world. All right, but there's no
way I do powdered milk. I remember being at my
grandparents farm when I was little, and they did not
have a lot of money, and I wanted a glass

(01:45:10):
of milk, and they didn't buy milk because it wasn't cheap.
And I was like, I want milk, and my grandmother
was like, okay, and she went and got a glass
of water and used some of the creamer for her
coffee and spooned that into the cup of water and

(01:45:32):
stirred it up and was like, there you go. It's milk.
That's dried milk. That's what I used for my coffee. No,
that's creamer.

Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
Yeah, did you drink.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
We're not even a hundred percent sure really what it
is it's flammable. I know that is the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
Probably one of the coolest tricks ever.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Yes, it throws people for a curve. I did taste
it and said, no, thank you, you're gonna drink it.
We're not wasting things around here. I'm like, yo, it's
a teaspoon of coffee creamer.

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
Right, pour it in your coffee. It won't go to waste.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
I will gladly give you my piggy bank to never
do that ever again. This says for things that are
coming back, old school grocedoms that are coming back because
of inflation, alternative grains and flowers. Huh yeah, I'm kind
of thrown for a curve on this one. But like

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porridge bowls, like maltomeal, they're using that as an example,
millet millet pancakes. Now I will make like an oat
brand bowl, which is kind of like a porridge. But
it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:46:49):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
I don't consider it to be a old world an
old time grain. Maybe it is, but we always have
it on hand. And then cornmeal, which is what cream
wheed is, right.

Speaker 2 (01:47:01):
I like that growing up. I haven't had it since
what hell since I moved here to Tulsa. In ninety seven, right,
this was the last time I had it. Yeah, there's
no reason to They got oatmeal and in instant cups. Now, yeah,
even oatmeal. I'm like, I'll look at a death store
and I'm like, I should get some. No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:47:20):
I've never been an oatmeal fan.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
I love oatmeal, of course, and you also like eating
dinner at three and Mike Kirkland clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:47:31):
That's right, don knock until you try it, right.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
Canned seafood products are an old school grocery item that
are making a comeback. Would would Lindsay's salmon? Canned salmon
for salmon patties fall under that canned seafood? So can
tuna okay? Uh? Sardines okay, tuna for casse roles. Canned

(01:48:04):
mackerel only mackerel, No, no, don't get the mackerel.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
Get the salmon. Yeah, right, I told you to.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
Get canned mackerel, not salmon, Like is that a thing?

Speaker 8 (01:48:20):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
Do people crave mackerel in a can?

Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
I'm sure Dad has hit mom over salmon and mackerel before.
I'm sure of it. I eat the sardines, but it's
not like that's my meal. That's like what you have
for dinner tonight sardines now, but.

Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
I would argue you're eating that for a lifestyle change
to improve your health, not because times are a tough.

Speaker 2 (01:48:45):
Exactly exactly, That's exactly why I'm doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
So it's not like you're like, oh, I gotta figure
out how to make my money.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
Go farther.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Right, We'll get canned sardines. Beans and other legemes are
on this list in the can I imagine, Yeah, cannon
black beans, this says cost less than a dollar, while
a pound of chicken breast hovers around four to five.
So you get protein from the beans instead of chicken. Okay, okay,

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I have a lot of salads things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
I have, I have, I have. I have stopped doing
canned goods. I did that years years, years, years ago,
just because it doesn't taste good. I mean, if you
think about it, it's I believe. I believe in canned
beans and canned vegetables and caned tomatoes are a great
example of their fresher in the can.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
Then if you buy them in the produce section, I'll
give you that because in the produce section they were
picked before they were read and they're ripened in the
can process. All they're altered to be riped on the
way to the destination where can tomatoes are picked, ripe
right right right right. But beans, it's just not there.
It's just the same. It's the exact same. Yeah, and uh,

(01:50:05):
I'm a big, ban big fan of pinto beans.

Speaker 2 (01:50:09):
Okay, they're good with.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
Everything with eggs. You can spice them up and then
you have spicy beans with eggs. So good.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
I got beans just because I plan I'll make a
chili this week. But that's it. Everything else is frozen
vegetables for me.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
I just I think beans. I could see why people
think beans is like an old food item for when
you're poor, because the movies depict that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:36):
Well, yeah, you see a bunch of cowboys gathered around
a fire, you know, cooking the beans right there on
the fire in the can and then eating them.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
Yeah, what's that beans? Is it called cowboy caviar with
all the beans in it, with the beans and the
sausage and the NATSI nah, I don't remember having sausage.
Maybe it does. Yeah, I can't do multiple beans.

Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
Okay, you're a one bean kind of guy.

Speaker 1 (01:51:02):
I'm a one bean guy, the multiple bean thing has
you know that happened ended a long time ago in
my life.

Speaker 2 (01:51:09):
Too much to keep up with. It's hard to keep up.

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
With just one.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
Cowboy caviars. Yeah, I put in cowboy beans, my bad?
Which uh okay? This they call it Texas caviar, and
it says here it's a bean salad consists of black
eyed peas, lightly pickled in a vinegarrette style dressing off
eaten as a dip. Accompany it to tortilla chips. Okay,

(01:51:38):
it doesn't look.

Speaker 3 (01:51:38):
Good, doesn't sound good.

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
The last thing on this list of old school grocer
adams that are making a comeback that there is absolutely
no way in hell I would ever allow this in
my house, and that is powdered eggs. Oh no, I
don't care how expensive they are. I will always buy eggs.

Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
You can't devil up powdered eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:52:03):
I don't. I don't know if I've ever even seen
powdered eggs in the grocery stores.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
Good question.

Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
Where to even find them?

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
But I also don't know where they have the okra.
So like, if you're not looking for it, how are
you going to find it? Right, they have liquid egg
like your egg beaters. Yeah right, egg whites and stuff. Yeah,
essentially the same thing. They're not really eggs, I don't
think so. I think like the yellow eggs that carton
of that that is egg whites with beta carroty and
put in it to make it look yellow. But I

(01:52:33):
think those are all egg whites. I don't. I think
they're not chemically making egg whites, right, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
The yolks are out.

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
Yeah, that's why they're called whites.

Speaker 3 (01:52:42):
Right, it's just powdered. I don't I don't even know
where to say find that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
Go to the grocery stores, maam, can you tell me
where the powdered eggs are?

Speaker 3 (01:52:53):
I have a feeling they look at me like huh,
and they'd go to their phone to look.

Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
It up for me. Like as a kid, I remember,
like the cheap things we get was cantuna. I remember
that powdered mashed potatoes.

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
Yes, not us man. We'd always get that five to
ten pounds sacotatoes and that's stuck there, sure, healing them
some bitches.

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
Yeah, But growing growing up, it was that was cheaper
for some reason, right, yeah, maybe just the work you
got to put in to do it, I don't know,
And you could buy a lot of it and it's
just as good as potato. It's actually potatoes.

Speaker 2 (01:53:26):
Yeah, I'm a huge fan of powdered potatoes. That's all
I have. Like my brother rips my ass every time
when I'm making mashed potatoes. Those are real mashtatoes. Actually,
they are right, and they taste better.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
Tell me what the number one ingredient is on instant
mashed potatoes?

Speaker 2 (01:53:42):
Potatoes? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
Powdered eggs, that's weird. I don't know anybody's like, man,
like we did the perfect breakfast. Nobody was like powdered eggs. Man,
m right, and a glass of powdered milk to wash
it all down. Give me some hampton and eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:54:01):
So gross, no one ever.

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
And I would imagine speculation here that when they make
powdered eggs, they don't use the best eggs for powdered eggs.
They use the best eggs to be put in cartons
for humans to eat, and then all you weirdos that
order to get the powdered eggs they use not as

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good a quality, so they dry it out. I guess
on parchment paper, I guess, and then in the sun.
I don't know how they do it. Egg Jerky, Yeah,
Egg Jerkie is also a movie Lindsay was supposed to
promote at nine, but she forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:54:42):
All right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
We'll be back. We were talking about Mel Gibson earlier, Yeah,

(01:55:04):
and I went down the filmography of Mel Gibson and
I was telling Lindsay, I don't think he has had
a good movie since Signs in two thousand and two.
Now Lindsay says, he's in Daddy's Home. Now, I didn't
know there's Daddy's Home two. I haven't even seen Daddy's

(01:55:25):
Home one. Yeah, So I don't know if the sequel's good.

Speaker 2 (01:55:28):
The sequel is it's all right, it's on par with
the first one. And then.

Speaker 1 (01:55:36):
There's The Expendables three, which I don't know if I
count that as a good movie. It's just a star
study cast type of thing, right, Yeah, so just eliminating
those two based off sequel and Lindsay and I were
kind of having a disagreement about does it star Mel
Gibson or is he just in it?

Speaker 2 (01:55:53):
Is that a me?

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
Is that a will? Ferrell Mark Wahlberg movie. Or is
that a Will Farrell, Mark Waller, Mel Gibson movie. I
mean there's a lot of stars in that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:56:02):
Yeah, No, it's Mel Gibson, Mark, excuse me, it's Will Ferrell,
Mark Wahlberg, and then Mel Gibson. And who's it is?
A John Lithgow, John John John Cena's in it? Yeah,
John Cena is the the o G dad two. Will
Ferrell's Yeah, yeah, I mean Will Ferrell, it's it's, it's,

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it's it's Marky Mark. Will Ferrell took Marky Mark's place
right as the dad in the situation. And then John
Cena is just another one butt, same kind of attitude,
bad boy, buff, intimidating or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
Oh yeah, Mel Gibson listed sixth on the starring list.

Speaker 2 (01:56:42):
Yeah, it's if if if, if you were not the
main character in it in a movie, or one of
two main characters in a movie, then it's not your movie.
I agree, I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
So I think you have to talk about like a movie,
he's the star, like the lead in And I couldn't
find one in the list of movies. But I did
find this movie, which is fascinating to me.

Speaker 2 (01:57:03):
A Beaver.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
No, but that was on the list in twenty eleven.
Not a good movie, no terrible movement. Lindsay was like,
what's that. I'm like, it's a movie where he has
a puppet on his hand. He's like a Jef Dunham thing. Yeah,
but he's kind of crazy. Yeah, he uses it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:18):
For psychological purposes to get out his emotions. It's dumb.
It's dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
But I found this movie from twenty twenty and it
has Walter Goggins in it. Okay, I like a Walt
me too. And it is a movie called fat Man
and it is a it is a.

Speaker 2 (01:57:42):
Santa Claus movie.

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
Okay, I know, I had no idea. So it is
a holiday traditions movie comedy action that follows a jaded,
gritty Santa Claus.

Speaker 2 (01:58:01):
Okay, so is that a bad Santa? That's center right.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
But I think this is like worse. I think this
is like yeah derange, yeah sort of yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
It cost twenty million to make it made one point seven.

Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
Yeah, it was a turd. Monster Summer is the most
recent one which I have watched that and I even
have it in my Dvrky, it's all right, it's about this.
This group of kids who there's something strange going on
in the town and mel Gibson helps them figure out

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what it is and then saves the town or whatever.
It's it's pretty, it's it's just all right, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
On the listing for actors, he's the kid who played
Ham from Sandlot is listed higher up than mel Gibson.
A little fat, freckle kid. Yeah, it's not a mel
Gibson movie, but he in it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:11):
He is. He just not doing I guess not. I
mean he took a hell of a fall. Yeah, back
in the day with his with his little drunken rants.

Speaker 1 (01:59:23):
So here's a movie that came out in twenty twenty
four called Boneyard.

Speaker 3 (01:59:28):
Yeah, I think that one went like there was a
possible maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
Netflix fifty cent is also in it, and I'm looking
to see these other people and they don't seem that big.

Speaker 2 (01:59:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:59:41):
It does not say. It has a forty four percent
review on Rotten Tomatoes. It was in select theaters. In
select theaters, which means not nationwid would release. Then they
went right to video demand a month later.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
Yeah, that sounds like it's a terrible movie.

Speaker 1 (01:59:59):
I understand you have a fall from grace, right, yeah,
but if there has to be something else there, right,
like why he's not getting work. Yeah, because Chris Brown
beat a woman up and he's still putting out albums
and people are seeing in buying the albums, right and
seeing going to his shows. Right. So even if you

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have these tirades, if you like the individual actor or
the person, you would still go to their movies.

Speaker 2 (02:00:26):
I would like Mel Gibson, he's.

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
All right, he's got some stuff that's really good. I
like younger mel Gibson. Yeah, sure, I've never liked older
mel Gibson of his movies that like, even in Signs,
he's okay in that. I wouldn't say he's he's great
in it. Obviously, all the lethal weapons are fantastic. Yeah,
But and Maverick's okay, Brave Heart's okay. I've never been

(02:00:50):
a big lover of that movie, but I get it.
Ransom was okay.

Speaker 3 (02:00:55):
Oh I liked Ransom.

Speaker 1 (02:00:56):
Yeah, it's okay, It's it's not an amazing movie, right.
Maybe he's just done so many turns. That's like, that's
where he's at now.

Speaker 2 (02:01:07):
Nobody wants to because I mean, if you think about it, yeah,
you're right that his last good one would be signs.

Speaker 3 (02:01:12):
How many has he directed?

Speaker 1 (02:01:15):
I don't know. We're talking about acting right now, though,
what what do you?

Speaker 3 (02:01:18):
Maybe that's why he hasn't been starring in movies, because
he started directing films.

Speaker 1 (02:01:24):
I mean, according to this, it doesn't show any He's
got one coming out in twenty twenty seven because he's
going to go back with the Resurrection of Christ, right,
and he's got a one called Flight Risk that he's directed.
But then he did twenty sixteen, twenty twelve, so he's
been he isn't It's not like he's doing that NonStop.

(02:01:46):
His last best movie, I'm going to go with The Patriot, okay,
which is him and Heath Ledger.

Speaker 3 (02:01:54):
Yeah, that was a great one.

Speaker 1 (02:01:55):
It's a fantastic movie, just a time you know, about
a period in time that was crazy. He plays Benjamin Martin,
who's like this menacing rogue soldier.

Speaker 2 (02:02:11):
We Were Soldiers was pretty awesome. Two thousand and two.
Uh was it Vietnam? Yeah? Vietnam movie. I think not
only did he star in it, I thought he directed
as will now, but yeah, he was good in that one.
I'll give him that.

Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
Okay, women, what was good?

Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
Sorry, it's fine. It's I'm not gonna hate it, but
she was. She was the Helen Hunt was on fire
at that time. Yeah, but yeah, it's it's not a
bad it's not a bad movie. But he has not
done a lot of guys in The Chicken Run huh

(02:02:54):
No kidding, I didn't know that. But let's even if
we say, you know, we were soldiers, that's still twenty
three years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:03:06):
Yeah, he hasn't done anything worth the shit like Starr
in a movie himself in over twenty years. Some of
the other movies he's been in is good, like Father
Stu was a good movie, but that's a Mark Wahlberg movie. Okay,
same way with Daddy's Home too, that's not his movie.

(02:03:26):
So you have a good point there.

Speaker 1 (02:03:29):
So his little tirade when he got yelling at the
drunk at the ship, that was in two thousand and six,
So that was four years after what we're saying was
his best movie, right.

Speaker 2 (02:03:39):
Yeah, yeah, but you know, I mean you're drinking, yeah,
and then that stuff catches up to you.

Speaker 1 (02:03:48):
Yeah, they're saying he even tried to go on a
when that was a a suicide by cop attempt, by
yelling at him saying like trying to get the officer
to replying killed, which is a wild take. I mean
alcohol to do some crazy shit to you. Surely that's
not all he was he was doing, though, he'd like

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to think that there was more involved than there just
a little bit of booze or a lot of booze
and Meloi Gibson's. One report says that mel Gibson was
at a party talking to Wanona Wrider's friend who was gay,
and said, am I going to get aids by talking
to you?

Speaker 2 (02:04:28):
Whether that was true? Oh man?

Speaker 1 (02:04:31):
And wanted to know if Wanona Rider was an oven dodger.
An oven dodger it's oh god, it's a reference to
the cremation of Jews during the Holocaust.

Speaker 2 (02:04:45):
I kind of put that together after I set it
out out.

Speaker 1 (02:04:48):
Yeah, wow, So this is six. This is four years
after his drunken tirade. In twenty ten, he was recorded
in a phone call suggesting that his I guess girlfriend
getting raped by a.

Speaker 2 (02:05:08):
Pack of people. Yeah, I remember that. I remember that.
That was a So it's not just his drunken antics.
It's not like a.

Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
One Sign'm like, oh I was drunk.

Speaker 2 (02:05:20):
Right, It's everything that happened after that his anti semitic
you know rants that he's done. Yeah, that'll kind of
keep you from, you know, being back in the industry.
So now he's trying to get back in. That's why
that's probably why he's doing so many shitty movies. He's like,
I'm just happy to have work.

Speaker 1 (02:05:37):
It just makes you night your glissering, right, like, hey,
you might be good, but we don't need you doing
press for our movie, right, and then be like, ah,
these oven do like what a weird thing to say.

Speaker 2 (02:05:51):
Yeah, And and he's done it so much and he
puts such a bad light on himself. People are like,
I don't want you to be the star in the movie.
You could be in the movie, but I don't want you.
You on the poster. You know.

Speaker 3 (02:06:01):
Kenny Wayne Shepherd is his son in law.

Speaker 2 (02:06:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06:04):
Uh, how old do you think mel Gibson is? And
what do you think is networth is?

Speaker 3 (02:06:10):
He's got to be what's seventy two, seventy three?

Speaker 1 (02:06:14):
Okay, I'm going to say sixty nine as a as
the age, lindsay, what do you think not worth?

Speaker 3 (02:06:20):
I'll go with one hundred and twenty million.

Speaker 2 (02:06:27):
I want to say he's less than one hundred. I
want to say eighty six.

Speaker 1 (02:06:32):
He's sixty nine right on the button, four hundred and
twenty five million dollar.

Speaker 2 (02:06:38):
I was way off there, so he.

Speaker 1 (02:06:40):
He don't need to do move now. He could just
take the occasional director gig. Yeah yeah, and be behind
the lens and never get a word won right, But
just we say it all the time, that's just your
net worth. That's not much how much money you got
in your pocket, you know. So if he's got a
huge drinking problem, maybe that's why he's taken, you know,

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these shitty gigs.

Speaker 2 (02:07:02):
I just need money to feed my addictions.

Speaker 1 (02:07:04):
Yeah, I mean Roman Polanski was like accused of raping children.
He just went to another country and made movies. I
still made all crazy movies that people wanted to see.

Speaker 2 (02:07:14):
Yeah, he's in jail though, now right.

Speaker 3 (02:07:17):
He's dead.

Speaker 1 (02:07:18):
I think he's dead, right, I mean, no, he's not dead.

Speaker 2 (02:07:21):
I didn't think he was because I put him on
my death pool once before.

Speaker 1 (02:07:26):
I think he's not in jail. I think he's doing
his thing, just fucking outliving wild huh.

Speaker 2 (02:07:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:07:32):
But the number of people that come for that say
he's raped a bunch of people is like.

Speaker 2 (02:07:36):
Damn well listen.

Speaker 1 (02:07:37):
As a different time, German actress or Not de Langer
told Swiss police that Polanski raped her when she was
fifteen in nineteen seventy two. The same month, American artist
Marianne Bernard accused Polanski of sexually assaulting her in nineteen
seventy five when she was ten, and November twenty nineteen,
French actress Valentine Moniere said Polanski raped her at a

(02:08:00):
ski shallet in nineteen seventy five. To my point, I
said earlier, even like you just go, well, if he
puts that good shit right, I'll watch it. You'll ignore
it because I'm telling you the movie the Penist, I said,
Pienists might be one of the best movies maybe of

(02:08:21):
all time. It's a fantastic sure, it's a fantastic movie.
That No, I've never seen that movie before. I've heard
I remember when it came out. It is a movie
about a guy who's Jewish, who they're trying to round
him up during all that right, and he is trying
to stay alive. And it's crazy scene. At one point

(02:08:43):
the Germans are coming to get Jews, going floor to
floor and they hear the police sirens they turn off
all the lights. They're eating dinner as a family. They
turn off all the lights and they see the police.
The German soldiers come down the road, but they go
into the building across the street and they see the

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family on the other side turn their lights off. And
because they're all trying to hide and not answer the door, well, police,
the German soldiers kicked the door open and tell everybody
to get up. Well, the dad is in a wheelchair,
can't get up, and so they just pick him up
in his wheelchair and throw him out the window. In
the movie, Oh geez, yes, it is a wild movie.

Speaker 2 (02:09:27):
I don't know if I want to see this movie now.

Speaker 1 (02:09:29):
Okay, but I in the the actor in it, who
I mean, he's maybe the best role he's ever played.
He Winsday, he won an Academy Award. Adrian Brodie won
an Academy Award Rosemary's Baby, Fantastic movie. Okay, I mean

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he's made a bunch of really good movies, but apparently
also raped a bunch of people.

Speaker 3 (02:09:57):
Yeah, wasn't he with the woman sharing Tates?

Speaker 2 (02:10:02):
Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah, with the the Charles Manson.

Speaker 1 (02:10:06):
Yeah, so he he he's been around, he gotten around
a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:10:13):
And he likes him young, real young, fuck weirdo.

Speaker 1 (02:10:18):
Yeah yeah, I mean maybe you could make the argument
that he got with Sharon Tate. Oh he was with
Sharon Tate when she got murdered. Yeah, and she was
pregnant right with.

Speaker 3 (02:10:30):
His baby that I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:10:36):
How much do you.

Speaker 1 (02:10:36):
Think Roman Plansky's worth And what do you think his
age is?

Speaker 3 (02:10:40):
He's eighty I'll say eighty one or eighty two. Oh,
he's got to be.

Speaker 1 (02:10:50):
Old eighty two okay, net worth.

Speaker 3 (02:10:56):
Two hundred million, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:10:59):
Like the sit in there like mel Gibson.

Speaker 2 (02:11:01):
Yeah, I know he's in his nineties because put him
on a death pool list, like ninety one ninety two
net worth of fucking mel Gibson's worth four hundred and
something million. He's got to be worth more than that.
But I'm gonna say tree Pitty.

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
Ninety two, kimp, he's on it today with the birthday, No,
my old fuckers and forty five though it's a little
hard to keep track of because he's in another country
and things like that.

Speaker 2 (02:11:29):
Okay, So forty five million.

Speaker 1 (02:11:30):
Forty five million, Yeah, that's not that much.

Speaker 2 (02:11:34):
Yeah, I mean he's bastard. Yeah, compared to Mel Gibson,
who were just slamming down right, four hundred and fifty
million dollars. Yeah, and yeah, mel Gibson's made some turds.
He's directed and written and produced some. But yeah, you
figure room in there. Maybe it's what maybe he's maybe

(02:11:57):
maybe it's all that hush money. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:12:00):
I mean, his last movie was twenty twenty three Roman
Polianthy Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to look here though, Oliver Twist, Okay,
he did that movie. I don't know any of these
people are. Ben Kingsley was in it apparently. Okay, right,

(02:12:20):
doesn't sound like a kind of movie I would watch,
I would agree, Yeah, I concur, Yeah, I concur that
that's not a movie on your radar.

Speaker 2 (02:12:29):
I don't think I'm gonna make sure I catch it
on the dvr.

Speaker 1 (02:12:32):
Right, did you know that it's uh sober October.

Speaker 2 (02:12:36):
I've heard about that, heard about it.

Speaker 1 (02:12:41):
These are signs that you may be a functioning alcoholic,
according to a doctor. Okay, doctor of what, I don't know,
but doctor of history, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:12:53):
I don't be my optometrist to tell me I've got
to fucking drink a problem.

Speaker 1 (02:12:57):
But he is a doctor, right, My doctor says that
that looks like aids. Oh really, what kind of doctor
are they? Well, he's an optometrist, right right, potiatrist, fucking dentist,
the other word doctor are like, no, shit, okay, you
don't say he calls himself a doctor.

Speaker 2 (02:13:15):
Word's white coat? Right now.

Speaker 1 (02:13:16):
This says that one of the signs that you are
a you may sorry, may be a function alcoholic is
alcohol is always on your mind.

Speaker 2 (02:13:25):
Okay, like you can't you just can't wait till that
next time you get your drink.

Speaker 1 (02:13:30):
Yeah, and especially in sober October where you're like, uh,
I can't drink. Yeah, okay, another one on here, counting
down to the end of sober October.

Speaker 2 (02:13:41):
Uh fuck it, I can't wait, just twenty more days.

Speaker 3 (02:13:47):
Never heard of sober October.

Speaker 1 (02:13:49):
Avoiding social gatherings so you don't have to be around alcohol, Okay,
then you're just gonna go find your alcohol at home, right.
But the idea is that when during sober October, if
you're trying to stay away from Okay, I got you.
I'm just stuck on the fact of you know, functioning alcoholics.

Speaker 2 (02:14:08):
But this is a mixture of the two.

Speaker 1 (02:14:10):
Got it in a foul mood. You might be a functioning.

Speaker 2 (02:14:13):
Alcoholic because you're trying to practice Yeah, sober October got Yeah, okay,
this is.

Speaker 1 (02:14:18):
My favorite one about people that are addicts breaking the rules.
We're like, well, I just have a little toot. Yeah,
it's fine, just Wednesdays close enough to the weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:14:26):
Oh, it's not just a glass.

Speaker 2 (02:14:28):
It's light beer.

Speaker 3 (02:14:29):
Yeah, ultra light.

Speaker 1 (02:14:31):
That's the one I hear a lot. It's light beer.

Speaker 2 (02:14:34):
Oh sure, yeah, oh a shot.

Speaker 3 (02:14:35):
It ain't gonna hurt.

Speaker 1 (02:14:37):
The desire for a drink. Sure, yeah, sure. I think
a lot of people, at least people that drink. You
don't have to be a heavy drinker to have a
desire for a drink.

Speaker 2 (02:14:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:14:48):
You know, I would argue if you do the sober
January or February or Sober October or whatever, that you
might be an alcoholic if you participate in that, right,
that you need that boundary.

Speaker 2 (02:14:59):
Right dry January. Yeah, stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't.
I don't disagree with you because you're you're like, hey,
society is doing this, so I'm gonna have to do
it so I can get my shit together, as opposed
to just any time of the year, right, getting your
shit together.

Speaker 3 (02:15:15):
I know a lot of people that do, like the
the dry January just to cut out calories for diving purposes.

Speaker 1 (02:15:23):
They do it, yeah, part of their resolutions, right, yeah,
but I would, but I would say you should do that,
but just because of that, not because it's January, right, right, right.
The dosage is always the poison. So if you are
if that's your thing, like I'm trying to get healthy, okay,
but that doesn't mean you have to eliminate.

Speaker 2 (02:15:40):
It completely, right.

Speaker 1 (02:15:43):
Right, So to me, if you're like, I have to
have this month to be sober, huh, why not? Just
if you feel like that's an issue, don't wait till October.
It's kind of like in New Year's resolutions. You don't
have to wait to goddamn December to change your life.
You can do it any day. Yeah, any day you
can change your habits. Well, shit, I'll get to it

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in January. No, you won't, right, I really want to
start working out, but fuck it's March.

Speaker 2 (02:16:11):
Sit, I'll get to it in January. Whatever, It's fine.

Speaker 1 (02:16:14):
I'll write it down and remember on December twentieth when
we're planning, right, Oh yeah, it's not really a thing.

Speaker 2 (02:16:22):
No, none of them are the dry January, Sober October,
no nut novembers. What the fuck? Man?

Speaker 1 (02:16:31):
This is an interesting article I found where a woman
has shared what it was like growing up in a
cult where mass orgies were normal.

Speaker 2 (02:16:41):
What do you describe a mass orgy like? Ten to
twelve people or more? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:16:45):
No, I love, let's get into those details. Yeah, I
don't know. I think in more than.

Speaker 2 (02:16:52):
Three well, yeah, because two that's just sex, threes of
threes and fours of foursome. Anything more than fours an orgy,
So I guess five would be between five and eight
is a small orgy, okay, And I think between nine
and fifteen that could be mass orgy.

Speaker 1 (02:17:10):
Okay, you said something interesting there, a small orgy, because
to me, an orgy is an orgy. I don't go. Yeah, yeah,
but it was a small orgy.

Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
Here's the deal. When you think about have you ever
seen either Caligula or what is that Conan the Barbarian
when they have that sure that orgy? See, Well, when
you hear the word orgy, that's what you think is
a bunch of motherfuckers all fucking right, you know, at
least ten to twenty motherfuckers, you know, just staking out
the room. That's why I differentiate five is a small orgy.

(02:17:43):
And I think you have to mix it up too.
What do you do you? I mean, if he mix
it up, well, like if you're just one guy having
sex with four women, right, technically that's a small orgy.

Speaker 1 (02:17:56):
Yeah, that makes you one lucky dude. But you know,
like the threesome two guys and.

Speaker 2 (02:18:01):
A girl, or two girls and a guy, right, or
the foursome couple swapping whatever, one guy and you know,
three women or three you know, three guys and one woman.

Speaker 1 (02:18:11):
I mean, I've always thought of the orgy as that,
Like you, everything's available, so you may not unbeknownst to you,
you may be having somebody have their hands on you
or whatever. That maybe not be your normal menu.

Speaker 2 (02:18:28):
Order, right, keep on knocking, but you can't.

Speaker 1 (02:18:31):
Yeah, but I'm sorry. However, the example you gave of
kings and that that was never what we saw in
those orgies. So it's a complete deviation from that example. Yeah,
but that's I'm with you. Like you hear orgy, I
think of a lot of people. Yeah, and by the way,
if your kid comes back, it's like I was in

(02:18:52):
an orgy and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, and they're like,
but it was a small one.

Speaker 2 (02:18:57):
You don't go, oh, thank god.

Speaker 3 (02:18:58):
No, ye, you're stuck on orgy.

Speaker 1 (02:19:01):
Yeah it's orgy end of sentence. Or you find out
your girl's cheating on you and she's in an orgy,
you don't, you don't go. Well, at least it was
a small one.

Speaker 2 (02:19:10):
E Well, I mean there is a difference between you know,
five dicks and twenty five dicks. Nope, Nope, there's a
bit of a difference. There's a twenty dig difference there.

Speaker 1 (02:19:21):
I mean I understand the number and quantity, yes, but
in my head, one more than me is where we've
crossed the line. Well, yeah, of course Corbin does not
like when you do with draws in another bank, right,
we close your accounts.

Speaker 2 (02:19:38):
Yeah, I get that. However, you know, it could have
been it could be, it could be worse. I'm just
saying it could always be worse. She's taking five dicks
and not twenty five dicks. I mean we should also
point out mine. Again, I have never been in an orgy,
so I don't know that if there's twenty five dicks
that doesn't mean you're having sex with twenty five people.

Speaker 1 (02:19:58):
That is not the premise of an orgy. An orgy
is just a bunch of people are having sex. Everything's
kind of a free for all. There's not like it's
not a gang bang.

Speaker 2 (02:20:06):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure there's a difference. Yeah, there's a
difference there.

Speaker 3 (02:20:09):
How many of those twenty five dicks were in you?

Speaker 2 (02:20:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
And and does there have to be a balance how
many women to men does it have to be for
it not to be a gang bang?

Speaker 2 (02:20:22):
Well, gang bang is just one person getting fucked by
x amount of people. Yeah, but there's also ones who
are like multiple sex stars or whatever are doing that. Okay,
So but each one of those performers would be in
the in their individual gang bang. Right, you see what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (02:20:42):
Yeah, but so what is that? So two women? I
think if you have sex with all the dicks year,
it's a gang bang.

Speaker 2 (02:20:49):
Yeah, that's fair to say. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:20:50):
So if there's six women and six dicks and each
woman takes six dicks, like there's.

Speaker 2 (02:20:57):
Just swamping and that's just an orgy.

Speaker 1 (02:21:00):
I think that's just a gang bang. You're getting banged
by six people or you're participating in a gang bang. Yeah,
what are the I don't know what are the factors.
I need to know what the rules are. I could
never do that. I could never be I would argue,
you're not going to find a clear answer. I'm pretty
sure no one's put pin to paper on this. Well,
we about to find out because I could.

Speaker 2 (02:21:21):
Never do it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:22):
I couldn't. I'm distracted too easily.

Speaker 2 (02:21:26):
I could do an orgy. I might could do a
gang bang as long as I'm not you know, ninety nine. Yeah,
put me at the front of the line. We get fifteen,
I'd settle for I could go with fifteen. I could
go with fifteen, but I don't want to be I
don't want to be fifty. I would rather be like,

(02:21:46):
you know, one through five, you know, as opposed.

Speaker 1 (02:21:50):
I still go like, okay, so you get this opportunity
for gang bang.

Speaker 2 (02:21:56):
How many people are in the gang bang? There's the
first twenty five or VIP. That's how I guess. What
I need to know first is like, is it one
hundred person gang bang? Yeah? Okay, okay, a hundred person
gang bang.

Speaker 1 (02:22:06):
I'll take top twenty five, So twenty six year out,
I'm out.

Speaker 2 (02:22:11):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:22:12):
Hold on not damn uh, I would say that if
I don't know, I don't even think I could do it.
I'd have to be one. I'm just being honest. I
don't want to wait my turn, you know what I mean,
I don't want to watch you go. And then it's
I couldn't be I couldn't be two. I'd have to
be one. I'm just being honest. And if that makes

(02:22:35):
me apprude, okay.

Speaker 2 (02:22:37):
That's okay. There's nothing anut two weeks of their own.

Speaker 1 (02:22:39):
I'm completely fine with that. What'd you find, lindsay?

Speaker 3 (02:22:42):
A gang bang is just that a gang of people
banging one person. An orgy is just a mass of
people having sex, rather than one person being the target
of sex.

Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
Right, so get me saying he participated in an orgy
would be whatever happens in the room happens in the room.

Speaker 2 (02:23:03):
Yeah, you keep your dick away from my asshole, that's
I mean. I think that's plain and clear. Wow, I mean,
any orifice of mine.

Speaker 1 (02:23:13):
That's an orgy is everybody's fair game. Yeah, well, I
don't want you sticking your dick in my ear either,
or trying to fuck my nose. You know this no
dong zone, man, but you know, partner swapping I guess
would be you know, acceptable, because that's what you're doing.
Three or more people is an orgy? Okay, and then

(02:23:34):
four more for play party. I feel like, okay, we're
clearly run a different octanes. Yeah, a wild party. There's
an orgy with uncontrollable behavior.

Speaker 2 (02:23:47):
Like it's like that's where everybody's fucking everybody. You might
get it a dick in your orifice somewhere unexpectedly, and
you have to take it. See, I'm not down for
the wild party. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:24:01):
So this says that an orgy is a sex party
where guests freely engage in open and unrestrained sexual activity
or group sex drunken orgy hilarious. The defining characteristic of
a sexual orgy orgy is the group setting and the uninhibited,

(02:24:22):
unrestrained nature of the sexual activity involving multiple participants with
different partners in the group throughout the time.

Speaker 2 (02:24:31):
Okay, everybody, just fucking everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:24:35):
I'm putting gay.

Speaker 2 (02:24:39):
Good listen, but as much gay in here as you want.

Speaker 1 (02:24:41):
I'm just trying to clarify. Does an orgy mean gay sex?

Speaker 2 (02:24:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:24:44):
Energy does not inherently mean gay sex. Its a gathering
involving sex with multiple parties, and could be same sex,
opposite sex, or involve a mix of genders. The term
describes a large gathering with uninhibited sexual activity, not a
specific type of sex sexual orientation.

Speaker 2 (02:25:01):
Yeah. Yeah, see I was on the right path. Still,
that's still gonna be a no for me, dog.

Speaker 1 (02:25:10):
Lindsey.

Speaker 3 (02:25:11):
No, absolutely no, She's.

Speaker 1 (02:25:13):
More of a gang bang kind of go young, younger me.
I'd probably be like, yeah, let's do it. I'm in,
and then like stage fright would kick in. I'd be like,
I think that.

Speaker 3 (02:25:22):
Would do it for me too, Like I could probably
do get into the orgy scenario and like maybe start
like making out and do that. But then when it
came down to the sex of all right, now I'm
gonna go, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:25:37):
And you were kicked out of the organ, Ye exactly,
you cannot be in this party.

Speaker 1 (02:25:40):
Well, I'm like an all or all in guy. So
when I say I'm doing something, I'm doing it right.
It's that hyper focus eighty eighty HD I have. And
so like if I kiss a girl and then I
turn and kiss another girl, now I'm like, well I
like that one tasted better or whatever. I'm not gonna
go back to the other one and ires.

Speaker 3 (02:26:00):
Too much to keep up with.

Speaker 2 (02:26:03):
Yeah, but that's the whole point behind an orgy, is
just to let all that shit go, let all those peculiarities,
all those in it, but just let them all go.

Speaker 1 (02:26:13):
And so what if this one tastes like cream corn
and the other one tastes like, you know, strawberry wine.

Speaker 3 (02:26:23):
Want the strawberry wine, of course.

Speaker 1 (02:26:24):
You are, but you don't give a ship because well, listen,
cream corn kisses just the same as strawberry wine.

Speaker 2 (02:26:31):
And it tastes like cream corn. It's the same.

Speaker 3 (02:26:35):
Nobody likes cream corn.

Speaker 2 (02:26:37):
You like cream corn on your dick? Yeah, exactly, shut up.

Speaker 1 (02:26:41):
No, I don't know, No, why would I want that?
That sounds like a disease. Sounds You and I run
in different levels. Man. When I was DJing in the
Swingers Club, there'd be so many of them that come
up and they I don't know what does on the breath,
but it smelled like fucking cream corn.

Speaker 2 (02:26:58):
And I'm like, oh God.

Speaker 1 (02:27:00):
At least you didn't say, homie. You guys have a
fantastic week, and uh yeah, sorry about all this, see you,
bye bye.