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get to that coming up in a little bit. I
don't think you need me to tell you Kanye's crazy
or maybe he's not. See now, we kind of have
that discussion last week, Man Himmick, Kat Williams. Are they
really crazy because the things they said were like at
the time, that's crazy. You look back at it now

(03:51):
you're like, like you're on or something. I don't put
Kanye's crazy in the same boat as Katwilliams crazy. Okay,
Now do they say erratic things, sure, but Kanye feels
very off his rocker. You know, there was a time
that I would agree with you on that. Okay, there

(04:13):
was a time when when he first came out, you know,
and he interrupted Taylor Swift while she was on stage
trying to give a speech. And then I think that
was the beginning of the downhill slide, and I was like, Ah,
this cat is his cheese is off his cracker. But
I mean, what did he say this time? I guess

(04:35):
I don't know if this is accurate or not, but
these are some of the craziest things Kanye West has said.
He said middle school taught him how to demand respect.
I was on the junior team when I was a freshman.
That's how good I was. I wasn't on my eighth
grade team because some coach, some grammy, some reviewers, some

(05:00):
fashion person, some blah blah blah. They're all the same
as that coach, where I didn't feel that I had
positioned in eighth grade to scream and say, because I
hit every one of my shots, I deserve to be
on this team. I'm letting it out on everybody who
doesn't want to give on my credit. What were we saying? So,
I mean, I get what he's saying. I get what
he's saying. He's like that coach, you know, didn't have

(05:21):
any faith in me, didn't think I could do it,
and I proved him wrong in a sense. That's not
what he said. Okay, that's you're making an assumption. That's
what I That's how I interpret it. Did it interpreted
being it didn't make sense? I mean it made sense.
It made sense to me. Am, I head, Let's try
to get another one. Justice could be clearing a path
for people to dream pop properly. Uh, it could be

(05:43):
clearing a path to make it fair within the arena
that I play. You know, if Michael Jordan can scream
at the refs, me as Kanye West, as the Michael
Jordan music can go and say this is wrong. Another one.
I don't know if this is statistically right, but I'm
assuming I have the most grammy of anyone my age.
But I haven't won one against a white person. But

(06:04):
the thing is, I don't care about the crammies. I
would just would like for the statistics to be more accurate. Okay,
I'm so credible and so influential, influential, and so relevant
that I will change things. I feel like a lot
of celebrities say things like that. Famous people say things
like that. Uh on this about Taylor Swift. It's only

(06:26):
led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It's only
led me to awesome truth and awesomeness, beauty, truth, awesomeness.
That's all it is. It's awesomeness.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Unbelieving in himself. I knew when I wrote that line
light Skinned friend looked like Michael Jackson. I was going
to be a big star.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
What song is that from Slow Jams?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh? Maybe ninety percent of the time, it looks like
I'm not having a time. I e rest in bitchface.
The longer your gevity is, the more confidence you build.
The idea of Kanye in vanity are like synonyms. Okay,

(07:18):
Like I want the world to be better. All I
want is positive, All I want is dopeness. Why would
you want to control that? No, there's nothing wrong with that.
Once that happens, everyone wins. The world wins, fresh kids win,
creatives win, the company wins. I feel like I've seen

(07:39):
that on a board at a pizza party. I think
Kanye West is going to mean is something similar to
what Steve Jobs means. I'm undoubtedly, you know, Steve of Internet,
downtown fashion culture, period. I will be the leader of
a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars

(07:59):
just because I got answers. I understand culture. I am
the nucleus. Well, I'm not saying that he's not full
of himself, right right. I don't disagree with that. He's
definitely he likes him some him. I am super suspect
of people that refer to themselves in third person. That's

(08:20):
a little weird. Even if you like refer to yourself
in third person as a nickname. Uh huh, you know
what I mean. Like Davante Adams, the football player, refers
to himself as his number. I think that's a little weird. Yeah, anything,
when you're referring to yourself, no matter what it is, numbers, names,

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you know, actual, it's weird. I don't gonna start doing it.
Gippy don't like the way you're talking to him.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
I don't think so. Gimpy don't like that.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Well, this is a bunch of crab. Gippy doesn't like this.
Gippy's going home Tippy thinks is a bunch of c.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I don't want to only it only works in one scenario.
Mister t Okay, mister t pity the fool. Oh, he
always said I pitied the fool. I never I don't
remember him saying, you know, mister mister t p Okay
is I do remember him and that could be a
Mandela effect thing, you know, along with all the other ones.
But I always remember saying, oh, I pity the fool,

(09:25):
and you know, they could think about it. He probably
didn't even say that. He probably didn't even say that.
We just it got made up somewhere and we ran
with it like Star Wars. You know, I am your
never said that, never said that, so honestly, Ghip, he
doesn't know what me and Scotti never said that. Yeah, yeah,
did he really say phone home? Right right? I don't

(09:48):
know anymore.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Did Groot always talking third person?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
No, he's always Yeah. I feel like that's different because
that's a character in a comic book. Okay, right, it's
a story, not a human being, not a real person,
you know what I mean. I hear what you're saying,
but it's fake. So it's okay. As long as it's
fake talking to third persons. Okay, well it's a story, Okay,

(10:13):
don't I don't take groot seriously, Okay, I don't. When
group has a has a take on Israel, Gimpy would agree,
Corbyn don't like. I'll keep it talking right now. I
always saying when you're talk in third person, it sounds
like you're broken, right, like the robot's broken. You got

(10:34):
a little computer glitch there. But anyway, so Kanye apparently
him and his girl that he makes walk around naked
all the time at it's getting divorced. Yeah, and apparently
it is because the story broke that he had a
requirement than any female that's on his podcast. He has

(10:57):
to they have to sleep with him. That's a hell
of a rider, man. But okay, that doesn't seem right now,
has somebody and you know, I think all three of
us can have some thoughts on this. Who books people
for the show? I feel hard and you know, challenged

(11:18):
enough just to ask for a certain time, right right,
So I don't know how you also throw out there
something regarding my genitals. All right, I'm gonna jineer at
nine thirty, and you're gonna have to sleep with all
of us before you go one of us pick it's
up to you, right, just pick one dealer's choice. Yeah,

(11:43):
that's not gonna happen. Yeah, there's like stories and Lindsay
and I have had this conversation off air. There are
stories about people in radio like having sex with their
co host or vice versa, typically the male over the female,
probably in all instances. To be honest and like, I
don't know how that conversation comes up, right, right, And

(12:05):
I'm just being honest, I don't know how the conversation
comes up about what you should do to me sexually.
It probably starts with a couple of drinks, you know,
the stories kind of loosing things up, and next thing
you know, it's like, I've been looking at you looking
at me. I'm sure that's probably true. But of the
stories that are out there, it talks about it happening

(12:26):
at work, Yeah, okay, involving fillatio and things like that,
and you're like, man, right, you are definitely a third
person speaker if you're you're like demanding that from your
co host. I have felt some tension between us for
the last couple of three years. In some instances it

(12:49):
was like if I remember right, maybe Lindsay remembers. But
it was like they would talk about how tough their
home life is and their partner isn't their their spouse
isn't pleasing them or something, and maybe you can help
me out out and then like but not waiting for
her response, because in that person's mind, that was them
getting permission. Okay, I can see that. I can't if

(13:12):
the lady is like, man, you know my husband, he's
just you know, he works all the time. No, no, no, no, yeah,
because my thought is like the guy and be like, oh, listen,
if your old man's not taking care of you, I
know somebody who can. I don't really I didn't really
expect that from the female side of him. No, no, no.

(13:32):
It is is like the male host going like, sorry,
I'm I'm not getting any pleasure at home. Maybe you
could help me out. I can't even look Lindsay in
the eye as I'm telling this story because it's so uncomfortable.
Can you give me a hand? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And

(13:54):
you're like what yeah, And do they feel like obligated
to do it? Yes? Because you work together, yes, yes,
slash My your show is called the The Bob Smith Show.
And you're the Bob Smith show that's been number one
for whatever, and people think he can do no wrong,

(14:16):
then you do it because you want to keep working
on the Bob Smith Show, right right. Nobody wants to
look for a new job.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
Like the show that was in Chicago and the girl
claimed that she had been not only doing things for
him sexually, but also babysitting his kids. And and there
was a couple of girls on that show that had
come out and said that, yes, he totally took advantage
of us.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's happened on a lot of shows, a lot. Okay,
I bet it's happened on shows in this town. It
could have happened on this show. I just know it
didn't have been involved me can't be naughty. Nope, I'm
just not good at that forward talk. I don't know.

(15:03):
I just have this attitude of I worked too hard
for this. I'm not just gonna s the bed, right,
I feel, not intentionally at least, right right right. I
feel once you see your co workers naked, that changes
the dynamic of everything.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
Because in that way, it's different. If you have a
medical emergency, I think, well, yeah, and you have to
see them. You have to cut all their clothes because
they got caught in the elevator or something. I'm calling
time out, Why am I? Why are you getting naked
in a medical emergency?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
I don't know, living some dreams.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Even when Gimpi had his thing, they didn't take his
clothes completely off. They may have cut his pants off
or up to his thigh, but he didn't get naked,
right right, Well, when I did have my motorcycle accident,
they did cut the clothes off of me. Not at work,
Not at work, No, No, that was totally if you
have a motorcycle accident here, totally expected, right, I'm just

(16:00):
being honest. Even if you have a heart attack, they
may get you down to your skivvies. Yeah, but I
don't think they're cutting your underwear off. If that happened
to be like, hey, whoa listen, you're unconscious, you don't
know what's going on. We're just saving time, right right,
paramedics just saving times, trying to help the medics out,
you know, Yeah, absolutely, yeah. And I would also argue

(16:25):
when Gimby made the statement of it would be uncomfortable
if you've seen your partner naked. You're not what if
it's like a wet T shirt contest or flashing out
a concert that's happened many a times people on this show. Yeah,
but hear me out. I've seen someone that works on
this show topless. Yeah for sure, for sure I remember that.

(16:49):
But you got to think of the atmosphere we were in,
and there's no intimacy there, and I think that's what
the difference is. Let's just say we're all out of
Rock Oklahoma, right, We're at the bus. The three of
us were partying. Everybody's out there, yeah, and uh, they
want us to do the wet T shirt contest, and
all three of us get up there and do it. Yeah,
and lindsay, we all have our clothes on, right, but

(17:11):
of course you see what's underneath. That's the point of
a wet T shirt. Ye, yes, right, But there's no
intimacy there. There's no one. We're not making out with
each other, So that's out the question. It's just you
got to think of the atmosphere that's behind the same
reason with the ones that we seen work. You know,
we've seen our topless or whatever, different atmosphere, you know,

(17:32):
But I think if it's the the just two people,
you know, having an intimate relationship. Yeah, that's what makes
it different. You know, it's not intimate if one of
you isn't up for it. I guess it is. It's
intimate for one person, intimidating for the other.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, So I don't know how you set up an
interview and be like, Eh, you want to get with
Kanye on his interview? You got to get with Kanye
out of his interview? Does anybody really want to be
on that podcast that bad? Absolutely? You would, absolutely. I
guess Chris Brown beat a woman and people were like,
I can't wait to get with Chris Brown. That's all

(18:12):
you got to remember? Ted Bundy. Yeah, Charles Manson, I
get that. Plenty of people do heinous, heinous things, and
women or men even I want to be with them
after the just different. This isn't you know? I admire
that person, so I yes, I would totally sleep with him.

(18:34):
This is a matter of, Hey, if you want to
be on my podcast, you've got to ask the d
or something to that, you know what I mean? And
That's where I'm at. I was like, does anybody really
want to be on a podcast that much? If Joe
Rogan was like, hey, Gimby, if you want to be
on my podcast, you're gonna have to do some things
behind a dumpster. I'm like, no, bro, I'm good you

(18:54):
consult me on that, because I'm gonna be like, dude,
there's some money there.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
And you need it, you go behind No no no
no no no no.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I'm not saying you do it. I'm saying like you
at least entertain it. There's some like that's a crazy accusation.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Negotiate, negotiate.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Remember where are the millers, right, pesos, it's like thirty bucks?
And yes, absolutely, whether it is, it doesn't. Obviously he's
Kanye West, so whatever, he's got thousands of millions, maybe
even that. Listen to his podcast. People want to brush
up with stardom. Brush just be near it, right, think

(19:35):
about let's use last night's game Taylor Swift. Like, people
want to go to the game just because Taylor Swift's there.
They don't care about anything else. Right, We're going to
New York City. My kids want to go to Times
Square because they think they're going to see Taylor Swift.
That's that's insane, But people still believe that way. It's
not always a sexual thing. They're like, are some people

(19:57):
look at sex is just as a as currency, right,
It's a tool. Yeah. And if they're like, yeah, man,
I'll go ahead and do whatever just to be on
your podcast to talk about my Etsy shop, all right,
I could see that for like maybe new and upcoming
artists that are trying to break in and emerge into
the industry, how they would be like, well, yeah, I

(20:19):
guess if I got to if I got to give
handies out just to get my name out there, then
that's what I'm gonna do. But just regular people or
people that have been in the industry for a while,
you know what I mean that they're like, hey, you know,
we'll just say Tom Selleck or whatever. Yeah. And if
Kanye is like, well, if they're like, hey, if you
want to Tom, if you want to be on Kanye's podcast,

(20:40):
well you're just gonna have to go and you're gonna
do some things. I don't think Tom would do it,
There's well no, I don't think Tom would do it.
But like, predatory behavior is knowing that there are people
that want something and you they think you can provide
it to them. Think of actors who go down to
La to become an actor and they have to wait
tables and then the next thing they know, they're in
a tickle video. Yeah right right, and because they and

(21:01):
they took a meeting with a producer, they say, waiting
on a table and they're like, I'm a producer, why
don't you meet me here and we'll discuss And then
they show them. They're like, ah, take your clothes off.
You're like not. Everybody goes no, right because they're scared
whatever this They may be missing this opportunity. This is
my only chance. Yeah, cat, my big break. Your constitution,

(21:22):
you're inter citadel is super important and you're never taught that,
and so you got to live with yourself, like you
know I Yeah, that's why people develop addiction problems, right
because they they can't believe they did something so heinous
and they're like, are something so henous happened to them?
And so they're like, I just want to push that down.
Yeah see, And I guess that's the difference between me
and them, because I don't want to have to live
with that for the rest of my life, knowing that

(21:44):
I was giving hannies behind a dumpster to Kanye just
to get up in the world. I'm good on that idea.
I would rather not have to worry, you know, I'd
rather deal without my dreams being met, yeah, you know,
than have that all my conscious for the rest of
my life. All I can say is life comes at
you're fast, and if you are so focused on a goal,
you might sacrifice some of the things that you you're interested.

(22:07):
Maybe not forty something, gimpy, right, maybe twenty something GIMPI. Yeah,
I know you have a drug history that I know
you're not exactly willing to put on a poster or
your bio to get an endorsement. So like, I don't
mean you regret it, but you definitely made some choices
for some reason, right, and that you would like to

(22:27):
take back. Right. I'm sure everybody's gone that absolutely absolutely,
and some people that's a little d orbit, right whatever,
No judgment anyway, Kanye, Kanye Wild. We've got tickets to Korn,

(22:47):
We've got listener emails, and we've got to tell the truth.
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In ninety seventy five, nursing home dispute leads to resident
being stabbed in the chest. This happened last week at
a coastal Georgia nursing home, where they found a man
who had been stabbed in the chest. Investigators say one
man accused another of stealing his can of Vienna sausages.

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During the argument, to one man pulled out a knife
and stabbed the other right in the chest. It's unclear
of the man who was stabbed was the one who
lost the sausages or not. The injured resident was taken
to the hospital. There's no update on his condition at
the time. The other resident, whose identity hasn't been released,

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was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and possession of
a knife during the commission of a crime. It's still
unclear if the Vienna sausages were actually stolen, misplaced, or
even existed at all.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I know we say this a lot when someone shoots
somebody at a convenience store over an icy or extra
taco sauce, packets or drive through. Yeah, we say it
a lot that it's not worth that this thing is
not worth a life for. I really mean it when
I say it. With Vienna sausages, I was hoping you

(25:04):
wouldn't say, well, the sausage is well worse good A
stamped over it. They are the worst slimy. If I'm camping,
they are my I'm stuck in the woods. I'm on
our ninety seven final. I guess I'll break these open.
I do not go, man, I can't wait to watch

(25:25):
the game and eat some Vienna sausages. And if right
now you have your phone in your hand and you're fat,
thummy me, how great they are? Save your breath. It's
like spam, Like I'll get a can of spam and
then have some spam and then remember why I don't
eat spam. You know what I mean? And I feel

(25:46):
the same way with the Viennys.

Speaker 8 (25:48):
No.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
I feel like you can make some magic happen with spam.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
You can really make some good stuff. Yeah, not with
Vienna sausages.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, they just.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Coming again and then you what do you do with them?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah. I think it's unfair to put spam in the
Vienna sausage category. Yes, they are both canned salted meats. Yeah,
but they are completely different products. Spam is got is
very versatile in the things you can make. There's some
good Porto Rican dishes that have spam in it. Listen,
I'm sure there are, and I'm sure there's some dishes

(26:22):
you can make with the Vienna sausages. The point of
all that is for me personally, it sounds good and
then you eat it and then it's not good. No,
there there are no good Vienna No.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
I feel like the Vienna sausage is just there to
train babies how to eat.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I don't even know if that's I would never give
one to a baby. I feel like you choke on it.
It's like a hot dog.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
Well, it's like when they just get their teeth and
it's little tiny for them.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
No way, no way people give babies Vienna sausage.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
They have little baby there.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Already are little baby sausages.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Well, yeah, what are you talking about the ring? Yeah,
they're like Vienna sausages.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
No being a sausages are small.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
Yeah, absolutely, But they have them in baby food versions
too that aren't called Vienna sausages. But it's basically the
same thing.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I don't want to jar baby sausages.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
And they're slimy.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I don't want baby sausage in a can either. The
woman busted in pizza rage. This comes out of Florida
where this gal she's twenty two years old. Her name
is Ricky Holly, and apparently last week, one thirty in
the morning, she calls up Dominoes as like all pizza
sounds legit, and she gets the pizza. She gets pissed

(27:34):
because why because the pizza was cold and uncut. Nobody
wants an uncircumcised pizza anyhow, So she takes her pizza.
She goes back up to the restaurant mad as all
get out, starts throwing the pizza around. She breaks the
store's phone. They ended up calling the police got her

(27:54):
out there. They arrested or took her in for criminal mischief.
She went to court. She got rich leaves from jail,
and the judge said, stay away from that Dominoes.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
That's a lot of energy at one in the morning.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
But if you're really counting okay, and I could see
if you're really count on it, on it when you're
eating something that late, you're like, oh, I don't want
to put any effort. I want really passive. I get it,
and it ruins that moment. Yeah, but to go on
a rampage and start tearing up the store. You just
open up the oven, put it in, and then you
can cut it yourself, right, I mean how you just

(28:36):
ask them, right, can you nukee this real quick and
then cut it for me? My pizza wasn't cut.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
And it was cold, So you call and they give
you a refund.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I think there's also this factor of empathy that maybe
we're not taking into account, Like, hey, nobody loves working
at Dominoes at one thirty in the morning. That is true,
Maybe give them a little grace. Very few jobs people
love working at one thirty.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
In the morning, but they're open.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, no, you still have a job to do. But
could also be like, hey, yeah, I know this isn't awesome,
M but I paid for a service, can we exactly? Yeah,
but you could have some sympathy with that Domino's. Really
that's not worth it. I didn't know they were open
that way. But this is Florida, so maybe they do
things differently down there. I don't know when was the

(29:28):
last time you had Dominos? Uh, it's been about a year.
It's been about a year. I don't even remember, Linda No.
Six people charged with stealing one million Bazuka bubblegum checks.
Six people face charges including grand larcenie, identity theft, for
all allegedly stealing a big check from the Bazuka Bubblegum Company.

(29:51):
Manhattan District Attorney Alvin braggsa's thirty one year old Kashawan
Williams got his hands on a one point two million
dollar check that had been sent to Bozuka at a
former address in Manhattan. Williams allegedly opened a fake business
account under the name the Bazuka Companies One and used
the account to distribute the money to himself and five others.
The bubble gum Company, now known as Bazuka Candy Brands,

(30:13):
was founded in Brooklyn as tops Chewing Gum in nineteen
thirty eight. It's now based in the UK, according to
its website, I listen. I again, I don't know if
that's just the theme today, that gum ain't that good,
It ain't worth it, that really is and why are
they getting a million dollar check? Who's buying that much
bubble gum? Right for a little league? Kids are the

(30:36):
only ones that like, I'll buy that Boka bubble gum. No,
I okay, I take back what I said. When I
worked at the drillers, they would have tubs of bubble
gum in the dugout and they would have the traditional
grape and pink lemonade, and dear Lordy Lodi, the grape
and the pink lemonade were quite good. Yeah, So reg

(30:56):
I was thinking the Bazuka Bazuka Joe, the little square.
Yeahs like super.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Hard and it was wrapped in a comic strip.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, kids are the
only ones that like that gum, mostly just because it's sweet.
It's just gum that.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Pissed me off most of the time, because you'd open
it up and then half the comic strip, like the
end of it would be cut off and you couldn't
you never know?

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Yeah, you never know how it ends?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Did you get your gum at ross on wig? All right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (31:29):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next ex The Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Station ninety seven km o T. Good morning, It's The
Big Man Morning Show. Nine one, eight four six, Oh
k M O D. You can also text b M

(31:57):
mass then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five? And that doesn't make much sense? Uh?
Looking at our football from the weekend. After the Chiefs
game last night, we all picked the Chiefs, forty nine ers, Cardinals.
Gimpi and Lindsay picked the forty nine ers. I picked

(32:18):
the Cardinals and the Bears. We all picked. And so
that means Lindsay and give me both bit went two
and one while I went three and oh, so that
makes me to be ten and five, ten and five.
It makes Lindsey be uh, let's see what were you before?

(32:38):
Hold on a second, here, Hold on a second, here,
you were eight and four, So you go to nine
and five? Is that right? It would be nine and
four nine and four? No, no, oh it guys. Yeah,
she picked the hold on nine ers two two four. Yeah,
she's got five losses three four, five, eight ten, she's

(33:01):
ten and five and that makes gimpyb two four six
eight ten and four one two three four, ten and
five and that makes me ten and five. All Right,
we're all tied up. We're all tied up. I don't
know why math was such a problem for me there,

(33:22):
but I went to school in Iowa, so I have
a question. We all struggle with something. They n even
basic test aff in the state. So I don't know
what you want. But yeah, Chiefs game last night was
that was the Chiefs game that we know, and it
was the Derek Carr I know. Yeah, I don't watch
any of it at all. Whatsoever it was. I was
thinking as the game progressed, is when Tyreek Hill left,

(33:45):
people are like, they'll do nothing with Tyreek Kill. And
then we do well with Tyreek Hill, and then they're like, oh,
their offense can't get anything done. Then we won another
Super Bowl, and then people are like, oh, Patrick Mahomes is, Oh,
Travis Kelsey isn't good, he's done, he's washed. And then

(34:05):
Pacheco gets hurt and they're like, ah, they won't do anything,
and then Rashi Rice gets hurt and they won't do anything.
And by the way, according to the stories online, the
Chief said, maybe it's all you know, mark stuff. They
have the hardest first five games of anybody else in
the NFL, whatever that's worth, and they win all those games.

(34:27):
At some point you have to go okay, and I
know you're gonna go, Well, the ref's cooked for him.
I saw a lot of penalties that didn't go the
other way. We had to challenge some calls. So I
don't want to hear the refs cook for us the
whole time. Just most of the time. Everybody gets cooked
for him. A lot of times, calls get missed a lot.
But Chief's one of the most penalized teams, so I

(34:48):
don't want to hear that they don't get penalized. But
it's all those illegal spin moves and you know, illegal
spin moves. Yeah, I saw it all TikTok this morning. Yeah. Oh,
Patrick mahomes man, grab the balls. Been around. You're not
supposed to spin around. It ain't flag football. You could
spin around. Flood football is the only one I know.
You're not allowed to spin Have no idea, man, Like

(35:09):
I said, I didn't watch it at all. It's just
what's on the TikTok this morning, and of course it's
gonna be you know, haters out there. Juju Smith Schuster
has this first hundred yard games since in two years.
Kareem Hunt has his first hundred yard game since twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
It was one hundred and thirty yards.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah, but it's considered a hundred plus yeah game, so yeah, yeah,
it was crazy to watch it. I stayed up for
the whole game, did you really? Yeah? Surprising. I typically
do if it's close. Yeah, okay, and uh, I just
couldn't turn it off. I was enjoyed watching it, so
I was like, ah, had my ear buds in laying

(35:47):
in bed. I was like, yeah, this is fine. I
went to a petting zoo yesterday and then had Mexican
food and I was just too fat. And sure. She's
a nice lady. She's got a great personality. I did
make out with a camel. It was awesome.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
I saw the picture.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Very cute.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
What was her name?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Slender?

Speaker 7 (36:16):
The chiefs now joined the Minnesota Vikings as the only
unbeaten teams remaining in the NFL.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Oh good for you.

Speaker 7 (36:25):
Also, the Chiefs and wide receiver Rashi Rice are optimistic
that the young whiteouts and knee injury is not as
severe as initially feared. ESPN is reporting back Kansas City
and Rice have a lot of optimism that his recovery
timeline will be much shorter than was first believed. It
is still unlikely that the twenty four year old suits

(36:46):
up again this season, with the report stating that news
about his potential return to the field will be known
following surgery this morning. Rice was placed on injured reserve
last week and will be sidelined for at least the
next four games. He has twenty four receptions for two
hundred and eighty eight yards and two touchdowns through four games.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Except that, there's another report that Rashi rice season is over, Yeah,
and that it's going to be next season. So there's
two conflicting reports from two credible sources. Let's say that
he's done. He is having surgery today. They're going to

(37:25):
scope his knee to see how bad the damage is
and if they can get in there and make the
repair they're going to. Yeah, but he's out six to
eight innocence at least at least on Friday.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
The NFLPA issued a statement stressing the importance of booting
the media out of the locker room for interviews. In
a statement, it points out that this is an issue
that they've tried to resolve with the NFL for three years,
but there's been little willingness to collaborate on a new solution.
From the perspective of the players, this is an issue
where they feel their privacy is being invaded and it's uncomfortable,

(38:00):
as it might be for you if people were trying
to ask you questions about your job while you're just
getting out of the shower. The NFLPA called the current
media interview policy outdated, and they're demanding immediate changes to
foster a more respectful and safer workplace for all players.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yes, that makes no sense. Why reporters are I've never understood.
There's a great scene in the movie Steele Magnolia's where
the rich old lady buys the football. She's a no,
she works for the radio station, and she's in the
high school locker room. Yeah, looking at penises. It's so uncomfortable.

(38:40):
It has not an aged d well scene. No, this
was a different time back then, man, a different time.
But at the pro level. There was one yesterday where
they're reported in the gut. It's a wide shot so
you can see everybody around the player. And this guy
is checking out this player and he's wearing like his underwear.

(39:00):
It looks apparently it's tight underwear. He's he's not, he's
not FedEx, but he's got a package.

Speaker 7 (39:11):
And that's your balls to the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay
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Speaker 1 (40:07):
Good luck, Good morning, Gimpy, Well, good morning, KORbin. Next
Thursday kicks off October Fest. It's going on the third,
excuse me, the seventeenth through the twentieth. German food and
German beer and weeny dog races and Leader hools and
turkey legs and all kinds of stuff. Get your details
at Tulsa, Oktoberfesta dot org. All right, so last week

(40:30):
Gimpy said some things that made me feel like we
have a possibility of a new segment. And so I've
got a new segment that we're gonna start right now.
Now hear me out. I'm going to read a new
story and then we're gonna hear GIMPI out. Dan husband

(40:51):
beat his wife to death with hammer after she filed
for divorce. So this happens in Indiana, where a man
went from reporting his wife missing to confessing that he
actually beat her to death with a hammer. According to
the Sheriff's office and a probable Cause Affidavid, he reported

(41:13):
his wife Kayla missing. He allegedly asserted that she left
their home at one thirty in the morning on October third.
According to him, she had been heading to her mother's home,
but her mother ended up telling investigators that Kaylea didn't
show up. Dan advised that Kayla was going to her
mother's house, located in another county. The Affidavid said he

(41:37):
advised that Cayla will typically text him and let him
know of her arrival, and she did not. Thorities found
nothing when they searched the route her husband claimed she took.
She was scheduled to work at a hospital on Thursday,
did not respond when their employer called her for her shift.
Investigators discovered that she had recently filed to divorce her husband,

(42:00):
although he had not been served the divorce papers. It
was advised that when Kayla left the house, they were
having a discussion about the relationship. The defendant allegedly gave
information that his wife's credit card was used at a
gas station the city where the mother. In the city
where the mother lives, a license plate reader captured her

(42:21):
vehicle the evening of October second, and the defendant told
an investigator that she had returned to the house after
that time, in the Affidavid's words, bringing a backpack. When
investigators checked her cell phone history, they tracked her location,
but there's no indication she was headed toward her mother's

(42:41):
home before her disappearance. The couple's car had a feature
for vehicle tracking, but when the defendant contacted the company
to turn on the feature, they say they were not
able to do so despite their attempts, according to authorities, Ultimately,
on Friday, he told investigators with the sheriff eight police
and so on that he struck his wife multiple times

(43:03):
with the hammer in their living room. He admitted that
he rigged the vehicle to drive and then set it
on fire along with the body. They He further identified
the location of the site via map, and investigators checked
out the spot and found the burned out SUV with
the human remains inside. The search of the vehicle located

(43:27):
the remnants of her cell phone, consistent with the statements
made by her now widowed husband, as well as identifying
documents stating it was her and her vehicle. Now hear
me out. Maybe maybe just maybe they were doing some
redecorating around the house, maybe some remodeling, hanging pictures maybe

(43:52):
even and you know how hanging pictures are. You think
you got it on there straight, you take a step
back and you're like it's crooked. Maybe just maybe he
got tired it's straight. No it's crooked. No it's straight,
it's crooked. No, it's straight. I'm looking at it right here.

(44:13):
That picture frame is as straight as an arrow. And
they just get bigger and back and forth. So he's like, fine,
you think it's crooked, hang it goddamn self, and then
throws the hammer at her. Uh huh. Yes, And see
she's not a very athletic gal with hammer. Sure, she

(44:36):
can't catch anything. So the hammer misses her hand, hits
her in the head right, and he's like, oh, let's
try that again one more time. And then he throws
the hammer at her again, and she misses it a
second time, and they just keep practicing this whole hammer
catch thing. Yeah, and well the next thing you know,

(45:00):
she's been bludging to death. And he's like, oh crap,
here it was in a sense picture hanging has now
turned into something gruesome. I don't want to go down
for this. How do I do it?

Speaker 5 (45:14):
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Dump her in the car. We'll set it on fire
and we'll say that she went to her mama's house.
A couple of things. One, if you're playing catch the
hammer and bludgeting someone to death, at some point they're
not tossing it back all right, Right, you know you've
played catch with people before and they're like they just

(45:36):
give up. People just give up in things in certain
games or whatever in life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
And she's like, listen, I'm obviously not going to catch
the hammer. And then he's like, oh, you're going to
catch the hammer, And then they kept going at it,
and then she's just she's like, I'm done, I'm checking,
I'm shutting down. I'm not catching the hammer. But yeah,
he continued to throw. I'm not saying that he's right

(45:58):
in any way, what's the weapon. I've never understood guys
who go all in on if the pictures straight or not.
I literally don't care. My wife's like, hey, will you
hang this? I go and I go. Does it look
straight to you? Yes? Good enough for me? Right, No
need something crooked?

Speaker 5 (46:16):
You will fix it?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah, later when she's not around. I gotta work with
what you have. If it's blatantly obvious it's crooked, like
the picture frame is out of forty five to re angle,
you should probably fix it. I mean, I'm gonna do
my best. I'm not just gonna throw it up there.
If it's tilted just a little bit. I'm just not
gonna go back and forth like, no, it's not yes

(46:39):
it is, No, I ain't doing that. You're not playing
catch the hand cut. No, here's another one for GIMPI.
Doctor poisoned mother's partner with flesh eating disease disguised as
COVID booster. I just literally spit my coffee out on
that one. Say that headline again, doctor poisoned mother's partner

(47:07):
with flesh eating disease disguised as COVID booster. Right right,
try this again. Now hear me out. Hear me out. Man.
So the doctor, now this is better than reading the story.
I love this. Go ahead. So the doctor and the

(47:32):
woman were having an affair, right, and she's like, listen,
I just can't bring myself to divorce this man. He's
the father of my children. We've been together for twenty
five years. I just can't do it. But doctor, listen,
they don't call you doctor dve or nothing. All right,

(47:52):
how are we going to remedy this? Well, you know what,
down there in the in the sub basement, we have
a special research facility who deals in flesh eating bacteria.
Bring him in because COVID is a hot topic right now.

(48:15):
I'm sure he's afraid, doesn't want to get sick, doesn't
like touching doorknobs. We'll inject them, tell them it's COVID,
and then he'll just die, and then you don't have
to worry about leaving him. You'll get the insurance money,
you get to keep the kids in the house, and
then we can live happily ever after. Police department in

(48:39):
the UK said a fifty three year old man pleaded
guilty to attempted murder. According to the police, he sent
the man fake medical letters the partner of his mom
fake medical letters claiming he was set to have a
COVID booster. The man then discussed in a wig and

(49:01):
fake facial hair while wearing a medical mask, went to
the man's home, concealed himself well enough that his mom
and her partner, who's in his seventies, didn't recognize him,
and then administered the shot to the victim. Prosecutors said
the injection was not a COVID booster, but a flesh
eating chemical. He reportedly concocted the scheme because he was

(49:23):
concerned that he was losing his inheritance from his mom
was relatively close. Not long after receiving the shot, the
man became seriously unwell and had to be admitted to
the hospital. He showed them the letters he received about
the injection, and the hospital staff immediately knew they were
not real, and they called the cops. The victim has

(49:47):
since had numerous operations, including skin grafts, to repair the damage.
He has been left with life changing injuries. Following the incident,
officers discovered the sun used license plates when he drove
to the home to his home to a hotel in
the early hours of the event. Following his arrest, investigators

(50:09):
found a poisonoer's handbook and a book about murder investigations
on his computer. Listen, man, money money, Maybe he needed
the money, never had it, never gonna get it right,
never had it. No, he did all this for something
he did not have exactly, but there was a chance

(50:31):
that he could have, and why not secure your chances. Yeah,
he could have been Michael Jordan, but he's not. He
could have. Several fials regarding poisons to kill a person
and ideal poisons to use to evade detection were also
uncovered on his computer. They also discovered he had installed
spine software on his mom's computer as a way of
monitoring her and then her partner's computer usage for over

(50:55):
a year. He's gonna be sentenced at a later time. Congratulations. Hey,
I'm sure she spanked him, sent him to his room,
made him eat all of his vegetables. I'm sure she
did all those things, raising him absolutely, or she took

(51:15):
the other route and tried the gentle parenting, and this
is what happened. I'm just saying there's no way to that.
Doesn't you can do all the things. It don't matter,
is my point always. Huh wow. Last one mother who
forced kids to live with eight year old siblings body
for a year is going to prison. Now hear me out. Okay,

(51:44):
not hear me out. Times are tough. Funerals are expensive,
trust me. I know I got stuck with a nearly
ten thousand dollars funeral bill. Now that was for my
elderly dad. He wasn't older early, he was mid fifties,
almost sixty. I don't think that that changes much depending

(52:07):
on age. They're expensive. So before we put Timmy in
the ground, we need to save some money. Well, what
are we gonna do with this body? Put them over there,
throw a blanket on top of Them'll be fine. The
kids can deal with it. Texas mother stood by and

(52:31):
did nothing to protect her eight year old son from
her boyfriend's fatal beating and left the boys siblings to
live with his decomposing body for a year. Glory Ain't
nobody got time for that. Williams pleaded guilty last week
to causing serious bodily injuring biomission in her death and
the death of her son. A judge found her boyfriend

(52:53):
guilty of first degree murder in April and sentenced him
to life in prison without the possibility of parole after
a five year bench a five dave bench trial. Shock
detectives began their investigation in October of twenty twenty one
when a fifteen year old boy called nine to one
one to say that he and his siblings, then ages
seven to ten, had been living with the body in
a Houston home for over a year. Investigators learned that

(53:15):
after the death sometime in late twenty twenty, the woman
and her boyfriend covered the boy's body with a blue
blanket and then moved to another apartment, leaving the kids behind.
Oh my god, cups arrest. Cops arrested the pair a
couple weeks later, after the fifteen year old called nine
to one one. The siblings testified that they saw the

(53:36):
man repeatedly beating the child while he was still alive.
The youngest brother told the judge about how he watched
his eyes until they stopped blinking. Oh my, No matter
who you are, if you are a human being, the
facts of this case will shake you to your court.
It's horrific. I was reading this thing about the number

(53:57):
one factor an abused children is what do you think
it is?

Speaker 9 (54:02):
Stepparent, stepparent of the time, stepparent or a boyfriend right right,
somebody that's not the biological, a non biological authority.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Thinking that they've got to put their rule down. I
guess you would. I'm the adult, yeah, or that's not
my kid after that kid. I mean they call it
the saying goes beaten like a red headed stepchild for
a reason. Yeah, well that's because more the redhead than stepchild.

(54:38):
But I hear the point you're trying to make. Yeah,
I mean, it's it's on the same night. They can't
they can't help that they are gingers and born into
this world. With flaming red hair and pasty white skin.
It can't go outside. Freckles all over the place. I
pray to Garlic. You have soulless people, you know, just
wandering the earth. They can't help that. But there's some
redhead steaming right now. Of course they are because of his,

(55:02):
because they're ginger the same horrific story. There is no
Geah argument or defense of that one, no none at
all whatsoever. So how do we go? New segment? Now,
hear me out.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
More of The Big Man Morning Show is next ninety
seven km o D.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Good morning, It's the Big nine Morning Show. Nine eight
four six oh k m O D. You can also
text bmms and then what you want to say to
eight two, nine or five. Let's play a game because
we got a pit tickets to see Korn. Korn's gonna
be at the Bok Center on October twenty third. Tickets

(55:55):
available bokcenter dot com. We're gonna play sing Sing current
record is well, I am leading this one with twelve.
Lindsay is hot on my heels with ten, and you
are somewhat behind her with eight. Last week's winter that
would be Lindsay. So corbyin in gimpiat nine one eight
four six oh kmo D nine one eight four six
O kmo D CALLU decide who's going to be your

(56:17):
clue giver. Whoever gets the most right is going to
win those tickets in the Pit to Sea Corn on
October twenty third, nine one eight four six oh kmo
D nine one eight four six ol kmo D. Good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name? Hey, it's Ricky, Hey, Ricky,
how are you?

Speaker 6 (56:36):
I'm good Ricky.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Who do you want to give?

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Clues?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Lindsey, I'm sorry, Gimpy or Corbin. Let's go with Yampee.
I'm all sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts
after the first clue. Are you ready? I'm ready? Here
you go, Richard. Okay, so this is the band with
I think it's uh Travis Barker and they usually in

(57:00):
their videos are running around naked. But already Okay. This
is the song that is used for the s p
c A commercials when you die an angel, just say
what it is.

Speaker 6 (57:19):
In the arms of the angel.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
No, not in the arms, but in the in the
just say the last word, Just say the last word angel.
There you go.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Dave Grohl's band, and this the superman is known as
a super blank my hero. There you go. Uh. This
is the probably the most popular or the theme song
from Top Gun.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Danger Zone.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Yes. Uh James Hetfield's band, and Pinocchio was one of
these master Puppet. Yes. Uh. This is Sonny Bono's ex
one and there you go. And this is the people
that sing hotel time Time, Time time six. Pretty pretty

(58:11):
good there, Ricky, hang on the line. Okay, all right,
thank you, good morning, you're on the air. What is
your name? Briar, Briar? How are you, buddy? I'm good?
How are you good man? We gotta beat six, we
gotta be on it. Are you ready to do it? All?

Speaker 6 (58:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Here we go. This is the Australian girl. She was
in a movie with John Travolta, and this is the
song she sings about Jim Class Uh Olivia Newton John
and the song is you go to the doctor for
a medical checkup. Sometimes it's known as a physical correct. Uh.

(58:49):
This guy was in an E.

Speaker 6 (58:51):
R D.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
This is the song from the Despicable Me movie. Uh. Yes,
but the song the opposite of sad happy correct. Married
to Blake Shelton. They see they she spells in this song.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Uh, it's gwintefani.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Uh uh bananas opposite a boy girl. Uh, Oh my gosh,
if I'm going to put my hands up to my mouth,
then yell. That would be when you refer to re
engaging with a female. Oh my gosh, I'm blanking opposite

(59:33):
a front back holler back girl, hollow back girl. Uh.
The man in black he did a nine inch nail song.
Uh yeah, time time is up. Time is up? Man. Yeah,
well you know we'll take the blame together. Friend. I'm
sorry we couldn't get it done, Briar, thanks for playing
with us still, buddy, have a good day.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Ricky, you did it man, first or last.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
To sweet corn hang on the line, okay, all right,
thank you. I don't go anywhere, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
This is where Corbyn stopped kim be Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Mean I would just sing the songs. I know it.
I blink myself today. See I do feel I know
you would never pass up an opportunity to sing Johnny
Cattle No.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Yeah, And then this is where can be left off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Don Henley not Hotel California, opposite of hard That's the
one was a standing on a corner. Of one's lower zone.
Is that right? Okay? I couldn't remember if that was
it or not. Yeah, dude, have you seen the videos
of them at the Sphere. Awesome? It was awesome. It
was awesome. Take it easy from the Eagles, as I

(01:00:47):
think that sphere is pretty groovy. Listen. I would pay
to go for a gimmick show there. Yeah, they're gimmick shows. Yeah.
I've never been to Vegas, but like, like part of
me is like, I don't know where we want to
go because what's the appeal any more? You know? But
except for that that, I'm like, all right, that's solid.
I would say the appeal because I'm not much of
a gambler. I would say the appeal is the for restaurants. Yeah,

(01:01:09):
the pools okay, right, and the sphere for sure? In
magic all right? The record now, well that moves me
to thirteen, but keeps Lindsay with ten and keeps you
with eight.

Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
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Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Six oh
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to say to eight two nine four five. Let's see
what GiB he has in his four x fourth Robin says, yeah,
that the US sanctions Hamas. On Israel tax anniversary, the

(01:02:09):
US Treasury Department announced that it was going after three people,
along with a sham charity and Hamas control financial institution
in Gaza. The Treasury Department release says that they play
critical roles in external fundraising for Hamas, often under the
guise of charitable work. FEMA is severely understaffed.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Who thought.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
According to The New York Times, just nine percent of
the agency's personnel are available to respond to the hurricane
or other disasters. FEMA said in an operations briefing yesterday
that it had just over twelve hundred people available. Now.
The report puts this in context, saying that over the
previous five years, twenty five percent of FEMA's staff was

(01:02:57):
available for deployment at the point in at this point
in the hurricane season, Yeah, kind of some stuff going on,
a little busy right now, What else we got here?
Tesla plans a robotaxi event. The event is set to
take place at Warner Brothers Discoveries Movie Studio in burbank

(01:03:17):
Elon musk had previously set early August for the reveal,
but it was pushed back as a result of what
was called an important design chain. In other words, we
ain't ready yet. And then lastly, here Oklahoma's deadline it
registered to vote in the November fifth election is coming up.
The deadline to register to vote to participate in the

(01:03:39):
election is October eleventh. Voter registration applications must be received
at least twenty five days before an election in order
to participate in said election. The Oklahoma State Board says
that you can register to vote online, by mail, or
in person. Going back to the self driving car thing,
have you seen the videos of the self driving taxi

(01:04:03):
cabs they're by Waymo and them getting vandalized while people
are in it. So like people are taking these self
driving cabs and there's no person in it, just you, you,
the passenger, are in this and the car drives itself
to wherever you've told it to go right, and it's
showing like it driving in the city and at a

(01:04:23):
stoplight or someone stands in front of it and it
won't drive because there's someone standing there. And then people
vandalizing it with spray paint, spraying in the windows and
people inside like, what do you do? Right, what can
you do? What do you do? You don't do nothing?
You stay in the cars? What you do unless you
want to get beaten down at a at an intersection somewhere.
I mean, I don't know. I think getting out, Yeah,

(01:04:46):
if you got family with you, that's not a good idea.
But if you're by yourself, are you going to defend
the taxi cab? No? Exactly, So stay in the corner. Now,
I'm just getting away from it, like I don't want
anything to.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Do with it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I'll walk. I'm better right, right, But it shows these
people and they're just like spraying in the window so
you can't see out, and they're just like that's fun.
Because what do you do? You call the police, and
by the police get there, the cab is gonna keep
moving on its own way. Right the vandals are gone,
and now you've got a big dog on the side

(01:05:16):
of your taxi. And then do you call like the
Waimo customer service and be like, hey, I did not
do this. I need another cab because this one's now
not moving because they spray painted over all the sensors.
That's trolling at its finest. It's an unbelievable level of

(01:05:37):
trolling to just like if you just let it go,
what do you you had to go? You went and
bought spray paint for that? Yes, but why yes, what
a giant inconvenience. I think they're doing it just to
be funny, right, because it's like in an almost people
won't just stand in front of it. You'll get run
down that way. But if you know that the car

(01:05:57):
is not gonna move, right, well, let's just go mess
with these people. Stand in front of the car. It
ain't going anywhere, and then we'll lock it up at
the intersection by spray painting over the cameras and sensors, right,
and then it can't move and you're just god, yeah,
big inconvenience for the people inside. I've tried to think,
would I book one of those? Would I take a

(01:06:18):
self driving nobody in it? Like what I It feels
fun from like a futuristic technology standpoint, but from a
kind of like someone to be able to hit the
brake offsion.

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Maybe if it was on a track like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
A train, yeah, like tram, inside of an airport or whatever. Yeah, okay, yeah,
I'll go with that. I don't need hackers taking over
my Taxiga and then driving it off of a cliff
right because they think it's funny, you know, or into
a Chipotle.

Speaker 8 (01:06:47):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Good on all that. Get rid of corporate America, Starbucks
and Whamol. At the same time, I'll teach you person
who just wanted to get from point A to point B.
I just need to get the airport, just trying to
say to my meeting. Yeah right, yeah, I don't know
if I don't know if I would do it. Yeah,
I don't know about the self driving cars, Like you said,

(01:07:09):
it seems neat. I'm gonna wait till we work out
most of the bugs. You're fine with self driving planes,
all right, right, but there's still a pilot and a
co pilot in the cock pit, you know, that could
take leap at any point in time. Yeah, passed out, drunk.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Whatever, right, whatever, they'll take over.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
They're still there and they can take over, right, and
I'm always in twenty six f right there you go, Right,
you don't have to worry about Oh god, what if
it malfunctions, Like let's talk about self flying planes. If
the computer glitches, software hand bug or something, and you
plummet to the ground. I'm good. I'd like to have

(01:07:47):
somebody in control. I feel like we've asked this before,
but maybe we haven't. Is how how dire does the
situation have to be before you take a stab at
flying the plane?

Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
Oh, Lindsey, Uh, extremely, I probably couldn't. I mean, you
don't want me to try. I know there's no way.
I haven't even played a video game where it's.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
A flying fight.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
So you're just you're just like bending over and kissing
a goodbye.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
Like, yes, someone else okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
No, there's no one else, Like, no one's raising their hand.

Speaker 7 (01:08:17):
Yeah, then if I'm gonna be the last person to
absolutely raise my hand, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Can be. I'll give it a shot first thing. Yeah,
Hey we need volunteers. Yeah absolutely? Is anybody a pilot?
We don't have a pilot. Well, I'm out call of duty?
Who's had call of duty flight training? I've played Grand
Theft Auto. I know what's up. Yeah, I know the basics,
up and down and gas. Go absolutely, can.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
You steal planes in Grand Theftty?

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
You can?

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
Well, then you're more qualified than me, so go.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
For I am in it. I would get Yeah, exactly, Yes,
I will let them write a song after me. Yes, yeah,
I think it depends. Am I with my family? Like,
let's just say the final moments are gonna happen? Am I?
Am I alone on the flight or is my faan
Like I'm gonna be like, I'll beat stay here in
this moment, the most chaotic moment of your whole lives.

(01:09:11):
You guys figured it out. I'm gonna try and save
the day.

Speaker 7 (01:09:14):
Yeah, whether or not you're with your family or not,
you better go do it because you have experience.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
No, no, I have no experience flying a jet.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
It don't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
You have the most experience size first of all, Yes
it does. You're not fooling anybody, noney, y'all. Whether you're
playing with your little toy plane or it's some massive airliner,
you're fine. Yeah, the basics are still there. It's still
the same.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
You got the hours.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Listen, I have flown a single prop plane that is
completely different. There are at least two more buttons. Absolutely, again,
you don't mean anything. You know what this all means something?
You know what the sticks do? You know how to
make the there's no sticks go up and down? You

(01:10:04):
know how to there's no utters?

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
You know how to.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
You know how to work it. I'm just saying it.
I think you would handle it just fine, you know.
I think I think you'd be able to get it.
It would take my wife to go go. I'm not
going to abandon my scared children and wife in the
final moments. But you be the hero of the day.
You may be more than like you. Maybe the percentage

(01:10:31):
is like ninety seven percent. So let me get this straight.
I'm on a jet plane and there's only the two
other highly trained individuals succumb to whatever and couldn't deal
with that in capacity. Yes, yes, okay, let's just go
with why they die. I don't want none of that smoke.
I don't know what's going on up there. I mean,

(01:10:51):
could have been a heart attack or food poisoning.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
One had a stroke and one had a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
And and here's another thought that I have for the
airline industry, and maybe they do just not privileged to
this information. Maybe just maybe have some sort of available
training for the people that are employed by the airline
still on the plane to help put the plane down.
They don't need to know how to fly a plane,
but maybe in an emergency pull this lever they need

(01:11:16):
to focus on handing out nuts and tiny little cancers anymore. Listen,
if that plane's going down, there'll be plenty of nuts happening.
People will be going crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
Dolphins quarterback to a Tongue Biola will stay on injured
reserve for at least the next two weeks. According to
Miami head coach Mike McDaniel, Tua will seek expert consultation
regarding his concussion and they say expert, I know, like
A yeah, he's not sing experts. Due to the Dolphins

(01:12:02):
being on a bye week, Tua is eligible to return
to practice after the team's Week seven game against the
Indianapolis Colts. The twenty six year old will not be
able to clear concussion protocol until he goes through a
practice without having symptoms and other news. Safety Javon Holland
is week to week after breaking his hand in Week
five against the New England Patriots.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
The NFL has said they will not intervene if he
is deemed cleared to play. He can play with Tua
or with Tua, oh my goodness, he just need no. No,
that's all roll up a newspaper. No to be an
NFL player, Not everybody, That's what Remember when Andrew Luck

(01:12:44):
was like, I'm done, I don't need all this, and
peoplere like, what a pussy. Remember when Simone Biles was like,
I'm done, I don't need all this. I need a break.
You're like pussy. So that's the type of thing you're
dealing with when you're trying to make a decision. You
can't you don't want that label. Who knows who's in
your ear? That makes perfectly good sense. But when your

(01:13:05):
mental health is like that, I mean you one more
hit in your brain dead, right, that's a big difference
between you know that and I'm just burnt out and
need to find something else to do with my night. Right.

Speaker 7 (01:13:17):
Oh, and that's your Balls to the Wall sports. I'm
Lindsay in ninety seven five KM.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Good morning. It's the Big Man Morning Show, nine six
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then what you want to say to eight two, nine,
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Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Good morning Corbyn.

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Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Good morning gimpee, Well, good morning, Sooner football is back
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Now your pre game is gonna start with Chris play
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email as show at kmod dot com. We read an
email on the air and then you guys give advice.

(01:14:17):
This says. Recently, my travel contract got canceled. I've been
looking for other contracts without me luck, but decided to
look for permanent options too, since I really like this area.
I had applied to a couple permanent positions and found
what I really liked and they gave me an offer,
which I haven't accepted yet. Then a travel contract came

(01:14:39):
up a really good facility too, with potential to go
to permanent following. I'm having a hard time deciding, but
wanted to maybe take the contract to try it out.
But I'm worried if I didn't like it, would I
be able to then apply for the original permanent job
that I liked afterwards, Does declining a job offer mean
they won't consider you for future POSSI hmmm, good.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
It is a good question.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
If you are offered a job and you say no,
are you blackballed? Right right? I'm trying to think of
another instance that, Like if you were asked for something
and you said no and then went back, okay, uh,
this girl that's maybe six, right, she's got the hots

(01:15:30):
for you, and you're like, no because I like the
ten that's over there in the corner, and you go
when you ask the ten out, she's like, yeah, whatever, troll,
get out of here. Here's my toll for the bridge
going right. And then you go back to the six
because you got turned down by the ten. I think
that's basically the same thing. If you were the six,

(01:15:51):
would you be like, well, yeah, I'm sure offer still
on the table, though you blatantly denied me right now.
I was thinking just the and the idea that they've
got two job scenarios. Good on you, bruh, yeah for
real and heavy? You know, heavy is the best man.
Look at look at diamond shoes too tight, well, too

(01:16:12):
small for your fifties. Look at you with all your
job two job offers right, good to be you, man,
I got so many job offers. I don't like this one.
I was go to another one. Nice sure be sitting
out under the bridge at seventy first and one's sixty
nine begging for money. And look look at you already

(01:16:33):
thinking you might not like the job, right You're you're
deef means something you haven't even a d yet you're
going down the rabbit hole. Love it, stay toxic. I
wonder why they would not take that job. I mean
it's a travel job, so obviously they're going out of
state somewhere at least out of town anyway, so maybe

(01:16:55):
they don't like the area. But if you don't like
the area them, why would you even consider taking Well,
I think you know the answer to that. From what
I know about contract jobs, they're way more money, and
what I know about travel contract jobs, they're even more money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you can make a ridiculous amount of money on travel contracts. Uh,
journeyman nursing nursing, Right, so there is some money to

(01:17:20):
be made. Is the money worth, like, you know, living
and having to be in a bad area? You know
what I mean? Let's just say that crime is high.
You know, there's there's at least one point five people
getting raped every other day. You know what I'm saying,
Like Kinsley said the other day, that's super subjective, right, No,

(01:17:41):
like a crime area, that's super subjective, right, right, right.
But if the facts and stats are there, I mean,
would you would you go? You're forced to live and
I don't know, let's just say Queens or something. You
know that's Queens is fine. I say that because you know,
coming to America whatever. But it's like, well, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
And it's not forever true true.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Yeah, But didn't they say that this travel contract had
potential to go permanent as well? I think they always
say that that's part of the lure. My wife did
contract work. Listen to this riveting stuff reading contracts in
courthouse basements like she would travel and read oil well
contracts right, Oh my god. Yeah, but it was contract work.
The plus side was you make a ton of money. Yeah.

(01:18:27):
The downside is is you may wake up or in
the middle of the day they call you and go,
we need to go to this other courthouse. I go
sit in their basement. Yeah, and you've got to go
right then, So forget what you were working on it's time,
so like, I don't think this is like that, but
the money was undeniably worth it. It was hard to make
an argument against it when you found out how much

(01:18:49):
they would pay. And if you have no connections, kids, dog, house, plants, whatever,
I can understand the lure of contract work. Now. I
would also think with contract there's a little bit of
autonomy that exists that does not exist with permanent, full time,
forty hour week job right nine to five or if

(01:19:09):
you will set hours right, contract work there may be
some freedom in there maybe. So typically that's why a
lot of people like contract work. So they're they're not
the You cannot assume contract work is the exact same
as permanent work, right, right, They are not the same.

(01:19:30):
But this person's wondering, well, if I don't like this job,
can I go back to the other one. That's a
tough one though. Of people I know that did contract
work and then go to permanent work and doing the
same thing, they typically don't like the permanent work, right
because contract work you're your boss. Yeah, permanent work you

(01:19:51):
got bosses, right. Because the reason there's contract work is
there's so many people out what you do is such
a specialty. They they are willing to pay more than
they normally pay, and his permanent equal salary equal amount
to contract work. I don't think so. Not always. Yeah, uh,

(01:20:11):
I just say this text says this is comparable to
filling out multiple applications at different places. Be honest and
say I'm weighing my options, so it is left open
ended and hopefully you won't shoot yourself in the foot.
I don't think you need to say all that. Yeah,
you don't think so want to. I don't think you
need to say I'm weighing my options. There's a sense

(01:20:32):
of well, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
Right to me that makes it sound like the other
whoever company is going to go, well I need to
move on then from this person if they have something
else lined up.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Yeah, I think find someone.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
I think when someone's when you're talking to somebody about
a job and you do the interview until they offer
you a job, you don't need to say anything right there.
You don't need to tell them about your job situation.
And when when someone's when you're applying doing an interview
and they're like, well, what's what is your plan? I

(01:21:06):
mean typically I don't I don't think that's ever been asked.
We're like, what do you have any other things in
the fire, right, any other prospects. I'm looking for my
next opportunity. I hope it's here, right, there's no like, well,
I'm weighing my options. We'll see if you're the prettiest
one at the dance exactly. That is a not usually

(01:21:28):
a good trait in an interview. I saw a thing
where a guy was interviewing people. This was in Australia,
and he would interview people and when they would come in,
and he didn't necessarily use this as an automatic reason
to get the job, but he would use how they
handled this as a reason not to hire them, okay,
And that was he would go when they arrived, they
would go to the kitchen area and he would offer

(01:21:48):
them a cup of coffee or a water and they
would say yes, which you should always say yes, right yeah,
beaver offers you a fish, you take the fish. It
shows confidence, you're comfortable, right yeah. Anyway, so they would
do it and he would put it in a glass
like a real coffee cup, regardless of what it was, water, coffee, whatever,
and then and the interview was over, would they ask

(01:22:11):
where to put the cup? Afterwards? Where would you like
me to put this cup? Okay? And if they didn't ask,
that automatically denied them the job because it showed that
they thought it was someone else's job to deal with it,
which I think is a bunch of who nanny. Yeah,
that's a that's a horrible litanus test, because well that

(01:22:33):
that's usually not the thing you do when you're at
someone's house. Do you go, where would you like me
to put this? Now? You put it in the host.
The host usually goes, let me take that for you,
because they offered you. You didn't ask for something to drink.
Typically the host is the person that deals with that.

Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
My first boss in radio, the first radio job I
ever got, was in Soup Balls, South Dakota, and she
looked at me and she said, I'm gonna ask you
a question, and I'm just looking for an answer.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
I don't usually questions work that way exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
I don't care what the answer is. I just want
you to give me an answer.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
I always care what the answer is exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
She's like, I'm hosting a party and it's outdoors and
we need picnic tables, and I have run out of
picnic tables and it's a Sunday and the stores are closed.

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
What are you gonna do? How are we gonna get
more picnic tables?

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
You were asked this at an interview for a radio
job on air? No, no, no, no, what was the
job for oh to be on air? I'm saying, yes, yes,
you were asked, how does that apply at all? She
wants to see if you're going to take the lead
and be a team player.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
I think she wants to know if you're resourceful, like
can you problem solve?

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Can you troubleshoot?

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
But you're on the air, right, you're so.

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
I said, I'm gonna call campgrounds because they always have
picnic tables.

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
Maybe they'll let us borrow some. And she was like, okay,
like that. I just just like, you don't know. How
many people say, well, I don't know where else can
you get picnic tables from?

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
It is a fair answer to go, I don't know,
because it's not a question that has to do with
the job, so it's not on your radar of things
to answer. You're catching me off guard. What if you
just said you're gonna steal them from those people over there?
Is that acceptable answer to me, It's like going, if
a woodchuck could chuck, would how much could a woodchuck
woodchuck would? If a woodchuck could chuck, would I need

(01:24:27):
an answer. I'm pinging this whole interview in your future
on this. That's wild anyway, A couple texts coming in.
This isn't legit ask for advice. It's a flex. It's
like those First World problem memes. Oh no, I spilled
coffee on the leather seats of my maserati. Now the
butter has to steam it. Butler has to steam it

(01:24:49):
kind of thing. Reasonable answer. Declining a job offer may
or may not burn that bridge. Sometimes you just gotta
take a chance, pick one and don't look back. Nuclear
answer Corporate America can screw itself, fight the man, don't
take either, and chase your dream of artisanal pencil sharpening.

(01:25:10):
Usually that person has some implication of crapping on a desk,
which I don't know if that's either one of those
is a good. Maybe that's the new term for it,
artisanal pencil sharpening, pencil shirt Okay, sure, yeah, maybe, and
maybe it is a flex. But I think people get

(01:25:33):
so paralyzed with trying to make the right decision. When
things are going good, they're like, oh, oh, what do
I do here? Yeah? I get think people get paralyzed.
The paralysis of deciding is where people get hung up.
And we got two good deals. Yeah, it's hard to
pick which one. I get it. You sit in a
suite of a football game or the front row of

(01:25:55):
a football game. Both have their benefits, they do right,
have their downsides. Sweet's probably got free food though, and it,
depending on the weather, could be a good situation. But
the excitement of being in the front row, chance of
a player jumping up right right spilling your nachos all
over you because they had to make a cant get

(01:26:15):
in a fist fight, Yeah for sure, Right, deal with
the uppies, talk to the whole game. Maybe you're not.
That's what happens in the suite. My experience in the
suite is about twenty percent of the people are actually
watching what's happening, right. The rest is just sitting there
networking and socializing. A bunch of wag situations usually, and
so they have their benefits being in a suite. It's awesome.

(01:26:36):
It is unobstructed view. Get whatever you want when you
want it. Being in the front row is also pretty spectacular,
even in the first ten rows. Excitement people help like
cheering together HIV people. That happens in a suite. It's
just they're only doing it because they heard you cheer
right right right, So to me, they both have their benefits,

(01:26:58):
but I could see the dilemma, what do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Ah, both are free. What's my choice? Listener email asking
for advice. They are very lucky to have two job situations,
they said. My travel contract recently got canceled. I'd been
looking for other contracts without luck, but decided to look
for permanent options too, since I really liked this area.
I'd applied to a couple permanent positions and found one

(01:27:23):
I really liked, and they gave me an offer, which
I hadn't accepted yet. Then a travel contract came up
really good facility too, with potential to go perm following.
I'm having a hard time deciding, but wanted to maybe
take the contract to try it out, but was worried
if I didn't like it, I wouldn't be able to
be able to then apply to the original perm job
I liked Afterwards, does declining a job offer mean they

(01:27:45):
won't consider you for future positions.

Speaker 7 (01:27:48):
Lindsey, I think that if you have a good resume,
I don't think that declining a job offer burns a bridge.
Think that if you have a better offer somewhere else,
then take that one. If the travel contract is what
you really want, then take that. But if you are

(01:28:10):
looking for something permanent, then go with that. I mean,
it's truly you have to decide what exactly you want.
But the question is if does declining a job offer
hurt you in the future.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
I don't believe that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
I think if you have a good resume and you're
not telling this job to f off, I think you're good.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Gimbi, I think it does hurt you. It may not,
it would immediately. Let's just say you you you decline
this job offer, and you go work for this other
company for like a week, realize it sucks, and then
try to go back to the original offer that following week.
That's just that's just not enough time. You know what,
you're good. We weren't good enough before, but now we

(01:28:59):
are because you don't like what you were doing. No
piss up a rope. You're not going to get this job.
Have a nice day. However, if if like maybe you
worked this travel job and did it for like a year,
and then went and reapplied at this company that gave
you the other offer, then I don't think it would
hurt you then, because there's been plenty of time for

(01:29:20):
that wound to heal. I say, personally, me, go where
the money's at. Go where the money's at, because you
know bid noomics. You know everything's more expensive and it's
hard to live. So make as much money as you
can while you can, and then go from me, uh,
a couple of things. If it does hinder you, like

(01:29:43):
blackball you from getting other jobs, like Gimpi's implying you
don't want to work for that individual anyway. Two, let
me tell you a little story. I know someone who
worked at a job they then got they were shopping
to another job, got offered that job, use that job
to negotiate more money and contracts to stay with them,

(01:30:03):
and then that person that offered the job to go
to another job found out got pissed, which we went.
I mean that person went whatever, only to find out
that person then became their boss. Here uh to that person,

(01:30:25):
what I'm getting at It hardly matters. It hardly matters.
You have no idea what the future holds. That person
that offered you the job that you decided to say
no to. As long as you're handling it tactfully, they
could die, right and then no one knows that story,
so it wouldn't matter. And if you're good enough, people

(01:30:47):
don't care. Think how many people get married and divorced,
like I never want your done, We're done, and then
they get married again. Yeah, there's always a chance for redemption.
It hardly flip a coin, man. There's a lot of
making stuff up you're doing. You have no idea what's
going to happen. You could take that job driving to

(01:31:11):
your contract job and get hit by a car. You
could drive that job and your dad gets sick and
you need to go home and care for him because
he fell off a ladder, putting up a ghost on
the tree outside, and you got a traumatic brain injury.
You have no idea. That's why I'm a big believe

(01:31:32):
it hardly matters. Just go do just pick a thing
and go, because what you're doing now, I think that
would hurt you more. The school like, uh, yes, take
a stand man, I would rather have somebody take a
stand and be wrong than not take a stand. When
you take a you can't take a stand. That shows

(01:31:52):
me grow a spine. Man, get in it, get dirty.
Who cares? It's just a job that you you just
told us. Will gladly end your contract in a second
or fire you in a second? It hardly matters, man.
We can always help. We're here for you show at
kmod dot com if you need advice. Listeners love to

(01:32:15):
help too. We've got another one that we're gonna read
in a second. We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (01:32:19):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Elsa's Morning Show
ninety KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Good Morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine four
six oh K M O D. You can also text
bmms and then what you want to say to eight
two nine four five listen to. Emails are a chance
for you to get advice, and you can email your
question to show at kmod dot com. We read them
on Tuesdays. This one's not a far jump from the
other one. It says, uh, what do I ask for

(01:32:57):
in a job offer? What are things besides it's a
decent salary that I should ask for when being offered
a job? As a new grad like time off forty
one k. I think they mean for a one k
to be specific, I'm getting into the dental industry. Kind

(01:33:20):
of things should you ask for in a job offer?
Been offered, the job you get asked? I guess you
get asked. It's been a minute, right since I was
offered a job, right, even this job, there was no
discussion of here, what would you like? Right, And even

(01:33:40):
when there's been negotiation of a contract, they go, what
do you like? And I always laugh at them and go,
why are you asking me? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
So you can tell me no exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
And as a new graduate, do you get that sort
of luxury to like? I guess I don't want to say,
make demands, but he's asking what do I ask for
in this job offer? So I don't know if this
person would have enough experience in that field to be
able to make that call or make those decisions, unless
maybe it's a job an industry that is in such demand, Yeah,

(01:34:15):
that you can make your own bed. I don't know right, right,
I don't know how that part works. But even then,
I always thought that those were left for people of experience,
you know, people who've been in the industry for at
least ten years, not always, not always, not always. If

(01:34:36):
they are in need, if the industry is in need
of people, all right, we'll do whatever it takes. Just yeah, somebodies. Yeah, yeah,
think about that, by the way, Yeah, ponder that when
you're having something work done.

Speaker 7 (01:34:47):
Well, I think, if it's a dental industry, I assumed maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
People are retiring.

Speaker 7 (01:34:55):
I mean usually I think that when you get into that,
you get into an office and you stay until you retire.
I would assume.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
I have no idea. I have no idea. I know
people move around in the dental industry a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:35:10):
I mean one of my girlfriends, she's been at the
same dental office since she graduated college. So she loves it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
She loves that office. But it's a yearly reason.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Yeah. But on the other side of that coin, I
know people in the that work in the dental industry
and there's such a demand. They can be like, I'm
doing this or I'll leave, and then they do, and
then they work at another They work like two dental
offices and they set there you know what I'm saying, like, yeah,
you can set your own schedule essentially because they're so
in demand, right, So I but radio is not like that. No,

(01:35:46):
just so we're clear, right, just so we're clear. So
I have no idea, the idea of like what to
ask for, and I get to worry about you. You're
getting into this field and you're like, I've done everything,
I'm ready, and I can't believe they don't cover it
in schooling, Like, here's what you should ask for, here's

(01:36:07):
what's available, here's how Maybe it's just it never happens
and that's why they don't cover it. Well, how about this,
ask for good benefits such as a nap midshift or midshift. Okay, no,
we're not asking for that over the pants handy stop.

(01:36:27):
No job is going to offer that. Listen, even if
you work at a rub and tug right you ever,
it's like Lindsay with jokes. She was like, oh, free
free dental care. You don't want to go to the
dentist you see that you work at? Like, I know
how you fools do it? Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:36:48):
Maybe if it is that a dental office though, maybe
a money for your scrubs. See if they do they
supply your scrubs or do you have to pay for
them yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
That's fair?

Speaker 5 (01:37:00):
Okay, So maybe a scrub allowance.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Yeah, I don't know if that's the thing. I know
in the TV world there used to be a TV
allowance and they don't do that anymore. Buy your own
damn suit.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
Maybe when I first got into this job, like they
gave cell phone allowance. Yeah right, you would get your
cell phone paid for it, and they don't do that anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:37:23):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
You you used to be able to get like magazine subscriptions.
You could ask for that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
You can negotiate that subscription really, yes, yeah, yeah, I've
never done that. I just whatever magazines were around, I
would just read in the overnight hours. But to be fair,
we had one computer with dial up, and you would
have to go and do the AOL and then go
back and wait like a song, because it would take

(01:37:50):
a while to dial in one computer. It would take forever,
and then you would forget about it because you were
doing your job and you'd have to go back every
three and a half minutes. And by the time you
get there to time out and you're like son of
a bitch and you have to start over. And then
if it ever did connect to you would have to
log it. You'd type into a website and it would
take forever to load, and you go do it and

(01:38:11):
then you come back and the time you out. Yeah,
what makes this person think they're entitled to ask for anything? Yet?
Just be grateful for the opportunity to follow your field
and stack experience then ask for stuff At that point,
take what you get and work for more or do
they not teach that in school. I'm just being honest.
I think that's horrible advice. You get one time to ask.

(01:38:34):
I mean, once you're employed and you go, hey, I
want more, they'll go no, get back to work, and
then you go, well, quittin. I'll go, well buy Yeah.
I think you're only in one position ever to ask
for things. Rarely does it come back again, and if
it does, it's because they're renewing a contract right or

(01:38:58):
you start a new job. But I kind of have
to agree with this person. I don't think this emailer
has the experience or the cloud to be able to
ask for things unless it's something like a scrub allowance.

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
I don't think they can come in. I don't think
they have enough on them yet to come in with
a list of demands. I'll work for you. But this
is what I want reasonable answer? What should he ask for?
Hard to say without knowing what they're offering? How bad
do you need this job? Maybe just take it, get
some experience, then go look for your dream job. Nuclear answer.

(01:39:35):
What to ask for in the dental biz. Nearly every
hygienist I've seen a smoking hot. You should be able
to get whatever you want with low cut scrubs. Another one.
Just ask for whatever you want. The worst thing they
can do is say no. Right listener email from somebody
who says that they are want to know what to

(01:39:57):
ask for in a job? Offer what are the things
sides a decent salary that I should ask for when
being offered a job as a new grad PTO forty one,
k et cetera. To be specific, I'm going into the
dental industry, Lindsey. What do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
Yeah? I think.

Speaker 7 (01:40:16):
Aside from the salary, ask the questions, do you pay
for my scrubs or do I need to pay for them?
And then figure out what that would cost you and
add that to your salary. Ask for benefits, make sure
that those are included. Is there paid time off? Just
make sure those types of things are included in your salary,

(01:40:39):
and then look up online and.

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
See what.

Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
Your particular position pays in this area. I don't know
if you're a hygienis or if you're what you're doing
in the dental industry. If you're a dentist, I mean
you should know what those sort of things already pay.

Speaker 5 (01:40:56):
And then go from there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
Gimbie. I think you go in and you ask about
salary and tell them what you want. I think you
go on to tell them that you want a bowl
of yellow peanut m and m's on your desk once
a month at the beginning of the month. You want

(01:41:19):
access and be able to take home as many of
those little tubes of toothpaste as you want. Okay, free floss,
right right, Honestly, though, seriously, I don't think you have
me personally. It doesn't hurt to ask for whatever you want,
for sure, I get that, But I don't think you
have the experience to be able to go in and

(01:41:42):
do that. So I am with the other ones when
day say just go in, do your job, get your experience,
and when you move on to the next one, because
it's going to happen. This is your first job, you
know in that field, then you can go in and
be like, all right, this is what I'm wanting. I'm
wanting X amount of year. I want you to pay

(01:42:03):
for my scrubs. I'm still gonna need that bowl of
yellow pena M and m's, you know what I mean.
I think this isn't a thing. I think this is
a tactic used by hiring people to make you feel
like you are in control or you're getting something. Rarely
is a job offered with a without a predetermined amount

(01:42:23):
of money. Rarely is a job offered with a predetermined benefits. Right, So,
when you're asked what do you want, you make it
sound like the choices are endless. Now, It's like to me,
it's kind of like buying a car. Sometimes you might
get your tax title paid. Sometimes you might get a
free tank of gas. Sometimes you might get free floor mats.

(01:42:45):
But most of the time the answer is no. Right. So,
unless you're in a position to negotiate those things, like
you have twenty years experience and you have the fluganogen
that can do the best fluganogen, in the chances of
you getting what you want pretty I think pretty low.

(01:43:08):
You think you have them over a barrel, maybe, but
most of the time that salary is predetermined. It isn't
an open ended number, right. It isn't like you can
choose for a one k but not this. They have
certain things they have to offer you. You can choose
not to participate in them. But the benefits package is

(01:43:30):
the benefits package. It isn't based on well per employee
A gets this, employee B gets this employee C gets this. Yeah,
it's pretty well cut and dry at every place, pretty
cut and dry, medical, dental, vision, insurance, vacation time and
even then that's not guaranteed at all places.

Speaker 7 (01:43:48):
Tuition reimbursement, right, do they continue your training because a
lot of dental offices add things to their office throughout
the years where they if they are going to do
certain surgery or certain cosmetic stuff, and then you have
to continue training.

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
Do they pay for that? Is that included?

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
Think of it like this. Let's say you are the
candidate and you've been offered this job, and they go
what would you like? And you say, I want one
hundred thousand dollars a year. I want free medical care,
free dental and you got to pay my tuition back
and they go, oh, well, I mean I have a

(01:44:28):
salary for you and we have our basics benefit package.
But I can't do all that. Well, then I don't
know if I can work for you built the rude
Britain's okay, well, it was nice to meet you. Good
luck with your pursuit. That can That's the thing, right
to me. It's that gamesmanship like you gotta be careful.
I think it's just said to make you feel like
you're having a say yes, but you aren't. It's a

(01:44:50):
predetermined amount. It's a window of money. They're going to
try and get you at the lowest number. You want
the highest number. Good luck. But the benefits is the
benefits I don't again, at least in our industry. That's
the way it is. Based on what you do. You
may get more money than another person, but overall I
can't say I can decide not to participate in some

(01:45:11):
of the benefits. But everybody's offered the same package, all right.
You can always ask for help email addresses show at
kmod dot com tell says morning.

Speaker 8 (01:45:21):
Show, the Big Bad Moarning Show, the Assaulting Congenius next
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Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show nine six
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Speaker 7 (01:46:06):
New England Patriots player Jbro Peppers faces charges including Gabriel Peppers.
He faces charges including assaults and battery, assaults, strangulation, and
possession of drugs. Police responded to an apartment in Braintree, Massachusetts,
around four fifteen Saturday morning the local time, following an

(01:46:28):
altercation between Peppers and his girlfriend. He pleaded not guilty.
He was issued in no contact order and he's due
back in court next month. The Patriots issued a statement
saying the organization is aware of the incident and will
have no further comment at this time.

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
I think he's been in trouble a bunch if I
remember correctly, So got a new story.

Speaker 7 (01:46:50):
Baseball's postseason Division series are all knotted up at one
game apiece. Carrie Carpenter blasted a three run homer to
propel the Tigers past the Guards three to nothing from
Cleveland to even the American League Division Series. Game three
takes place in Detroit on Wednesday. Mikhail Garcia's four hits
led the Royals in a four to two win over

(01:47:11):
the Yankees from the Bronx. The series shifts to Kansas
City for Game three on the same day. Meanwhile, the
now best of three National League Division Series resumes today.
Bryce Harper and the Phillies battle Pete Alonzo and the
Mets from Queens, while show Hey Otani and the Dodgers
visit Fernando Tetis and the Padres at Petco Park.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
The watch the bullpen Man Chiefs, Bullpen Royals bullpen is
h They looked hot last night. Yeah, they've kept some
of the best players on the Yankees zeroed.

Speaker 7 (01:47:44):
The Orlando Magic are extending one of their key contributors.
The team announced it is extending center Wendell Carter Junior.
ESPN reports that the deal is for three years fifty
nine million dollars. Carter averaged eleven points and seven ory
fifty five games last season, and the puck officially drops

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for the start of the NHL regular season today. The
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The Panthers and Bruins have faced off in back to

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The Hawks haven't been to the postseason since twenty twenty,
and they finished in last place in the Central Division
each of the last two seasons. Chicago had just fifty

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Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
Nine eight four six, oh kmod or you can text
BMM asks him whatever your question is to eight two
nine four five. This one says who would win in
a fight, Lindsay with a crossbow, Gemp with a sling
shot or Corbyn with a BB gun. Lindsey Hmmm.

Speaker 7 (01:51:37):
I'd like to think that I would be all right
with a crossbow, but depending on the size.

Speaker 5 (01:51:44):
Of it, because some crossbows are extremely tough. So I'll
go with Corbyn with a BB gun because those are
just I mean, they're more efficient.

Speaker 1 (01:52:03):
Yeah, GIMPI Lindsey totally. She has got the only lethal
weapon out of all of us. Okay, I've got a
sling shot, I'll get a rock thrown at you. Come on,
Orban's got a BB gun? Is he gonna put an
eye out, get out of here. Lindsay literally only has
the only lethal weapon out of the three choices. I

(01:52:28):
don't know how her aim is, but listen, I would
rather get shot with the beady or hit with a
rock from a damn sling shot, than shot anywhere in
my body with an arrow. No, that's fair. I don't disagree.
Crossbow is the most lethal of the three, but it

(01:52:48):
is literally the hardest to reload. True accuracy is a problem. Yeah, okay, right,
I'd rather pepper you with bebies, and then I would
hit you with a crossbow while you're reloading. I'm peppering
your face with bebies. There, I guess I'm thinking even

(01:53:11):
if she misses right, hits me in the leg, nicks
the femoral artery, I'm dead. Yeah, No, I don't. I
didn't say I would win. I'm just saying there's a
lot of problems when it comes to a crossbow. It's
not a really good weapon. There ways to look pretty easy, though.
Uh yeah, but he was always like had to get one,

(01:53:31):
and then he just is it pull it up.

Speaker 5 (01:53:34):
Now if it's one of those trigger ones, well.

Speaker 1 (01:53:36):
They're all triggered. Yeah, not the old school. Well, that's
a bow and arrow. Yeah, yeah, this is a crossbow.
So based on what she's saying right now, I'm going
with me. She's holding the crossbow trying to pull it back. Meanwhile,
Gimpie's reloading his pebbles, right, my little satchel of rocks here?

(01:54:00):
Who is that? It worked for? David and Goliath? Sure? Sure?
What's one state you will never visit?

Speaker 5 (01:54:09):
Probably Hawaii?

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
Why the cost?

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
Oh cost, yeah, and the time to get the travel
time to get there.

Speaker 7 (01:54:21):
Yeah, And I think i'd rather if I'm going to
go somewhere that far, I think I'd rather travel to
Alaska than Hawaii.

Speaker 5 (01:54:33):
Go on a whole Alaska cruise would be nice.

Speaker 1 (01:54:36):
Yeah, GIMPI, I would travel to Hawaii. I would. That's
actually one of my bucket list goals because my folks
like to go there a lot when they were alive,
and I was supposed to go for their twenty fifth
anniversary and couldn't. I would do Alaska as well. I

(01:55:02):
guess if I had to pick a state that I
probably wouldn't go to, And I'm just thinking, like, what's
there for me? Right? What is in this state that
I could go for besides just going to say that
I went. Now, I've got this goal of trying to
get a patch for my cutt to every state that

(01:55:22):
I travel to, and I've been pretty good so far, right,
you know, And if I get the lower forty eight,
that'd be fantastic. But I Idaho. Maybe there's not much
in Idaho that I think that I would that would
be worth me going that far. For maybe even Vermont,

(01:55:45):
I don't think I would so, but almost I'm gonna
land on Idaho. Just Idaho seems like a very boring state.
I mean, I can there's something I think in each
state that I could get excited out. Idaho's beautiful North
Dakota is stunning on the winner, but also in the winter,

(01:56:06):
right Yeah, But I'm gonna pick one that I can't
say I would go to again. Okay, I would want
to go to again, and that's Mississippi. And why not Mississippi.
I don't like fighting bugs for a seat at a
picnic table. True, Yeah, they got some big skaters down there.

(01:56:31):
Big The bugs are ridiculous. Florida is a close second,
by the way. Yeah, I think Florida sucks. It's pretty
That's the end of the sentence. It's soup. The weather
sucks super muggy all the time, the bugs, hurricane people.

(01:56:53):
Where else can you see alligators and somebody eating somebody's
face up on the street at the same day and
trying to hold your house? None of that sounds awesome,
that's I think. Yeah, question for Corman, would you rather
lose three fingers or get your manhood stung by an
executioner wasp? Why just meet they got a thing for you.

(01:57:21):
I guess I'm already missing finger sore fingers for sure,
went on, might as well just lop off my whole
left hand at that point. I gotta be honest, I
don't know much about an executioner wasp.

Speaker 5 (01:57:36):
Oh sounds terrifying.

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
Yeah, look snarly. Uh. It is the most painful and
venomous of the stinging insects in the world. When threatened,
the wasp delivers a potent sting ranked at a level four,
which is the highest lever level on the Schmidt Pain Index.
Despite their painful sting, executioner wasps are not aggressive. Okay,

(01:58:05):
I am curious to Schmid Pain Index and what animals
are on it. I want to see the the list
here of like these things that sting and how bad
it are. Yeah, these executioner, what any loss? Just the word,

(01:58:27):
I'm out, even with the man, I'm out. I'm not
messing with it. So a level four can be anywhere
between one hundred and fifty minutes to three hundred minutes
of pain duration, okay, and a I'm looking for a
comparison that we would all know. A fire ant is

(01:58:54):
a level two pain index okay, and about five minutes okay, Okay,
I'm ready for my answer. I like my fingers. I
like a good nose pick, So I'm going with wasp man.
I'll take it. Make your junk look huge, at least
in a little while. Anyway, it's pain is temporary, right,

(01:59:18):
A loss of finger is forever. That is true. I'm
comfortable being uncomfortable. So yeah, but you can get you
can get a prosthetic hand. Yeah, I know, No, that's true.
I could also let it heal right, it's only a

(01:59:40):
couple hours of pain.

Speaker 5 (01:59:41):
Yeah, put some ice on it. You'd be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
Take some drugs, right, didn't say you couldn't take drugs,
just saying, uh, would you rather? In one setting, eat
an entire tube block two pound block of velvida or
an entire twenty eating twenty eight ounce jar of Jiff

(02:00:09):
Extra Crunchy peanut butter. No beverages or additional food products allowed,
So this is just a matter of eating cheese or
a peanut butter. Two blocks of processed cheese foods, thank you,
thank you, or an entire twenty eight ounce jar of
Jiff Extra Crunchy peanut butter. That's an easy question, Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:00:32):
As much as I love cheese, I don't think I
could get through two blocks of alvida. It's two pound block,
two pound block. Oh so just one block of alvida?

Speaker 1 (02:00:47):
Is that? How much it is? Is one? I don't
knock of alvida? Two pounds.

Speaker 5 (02:00:51):
I'll look it, okay, because could I melt it?

Speaker 1 (02:00:58):
Ill know? You're just sitting out eating it by the slice? One?

Speaker 5 (02:01:03):
It's one one, one block and two pounds.

Speaker 1 (02:01:05):
Yeah, it says you're a block of velveta okay, eight
sixteen or thirty two outs thirty two ounces, madam? Two pounds?

Speaker 5 (02:01:13):
Yeah, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
Think I've ever seen them that big before. Oh yeah.
It's either the small ones or the what I consider
the regular size ones, the ones that you get from hotel.
Isn't this the regular size? Isn't thirty two the regular size?
I don't think so. I don't know. To be fair,
I haven't bought a block of Velveta in about a year. Yeah,
since the Super Bowl last year. It was the last

(02:01:36):
time I bought. And I again, I've only seen the
small blocks and then the regular at least to me,
the regular ones. I at least that was sixteen ounces,
This says the The thirty two ounce is the classic size. Okay, okay,
so just a block of cheese. Yeah, a block of
processed cheese food. They're not the same.

Speaker 5 (02:01:59):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:02:00):
Beta is pasteurized cheese product that is made with real
milk and is easy to slice. It's a good source
of calcium and has fifty is not a good less
fat than cheddar cheese. That's what the computer tells me. Yeah,
it's not cheese. What are you picking?

Speaker 7 (02:02:17):
I think I'm gonna have to try the Velveta because
I don't I don't like crunchy peanut butter number one.

Speaker 5 (02:02:27):
I do love me some jiff, but I just think
that I could possibly.

Speaker 7 (02:02:31):
Get down the Velveta because I do love cheese and
that's liquid.

Speaker 5 (02:02:35):
Gold they say, so.

Speaker 1 (02:02:39):
Jars a normal peanut butter. Yeah, so cheese. Yeah, Jimpy
go with peanut butter all day every day. I like
the velveta, don't get me wrong. You know, I probably
could sit down and go through a two pound block
of it. But man, I do love me some peanut butter.
And I love the crunchy peanut butter more so than
the creamy. So yeah, I'll just sit down with a spoon, yeah,

(02:03:03):
or not, just stick my hand in there, lick it
off my hand. Both items are very rich, but eating
peanut butter is really hard to do. It's hard to
break down, and so you sit there and just mow
on it. Yeah, and so I think it would the
fatigue would kick in pretty fast. Type where the cheese

(02:03:26):
I could power it would also be rich, but the
I can chew it and swallow like that's it right.
Where the peanut butter you got? Yeah? Yeah, So I'm
thinking from a logistics standpoint, I'm going with the cheese.
From a biological I'm not going to be visiting the
bathroom for the next nineteen years. Stay away from the cheese.

(02:03:52):
Bil Vita is nine dollars now thanks to Biden shut up.
You're lying. I just looked at with seven dollars. Oh sure,
just round up?

Speaker 5 (02:04:00):
All right, Well, where's he buying it from?

Speaker 1 (02:04:03):
Right? WALMARTT What is your move to get sex out
of your partner? Lindsey, it's go time, let's go you
say that, Yeah, there's.

Speaker 5 (02:04:16):
No I mean, there's a question. Let's go have sex
like I don't. It's Wednesday. Uh, I'm I'm going to
take a shower. Let's yeah, there is.

Speaker 7 (02:04:33):
I don't even have to make a move. Or I
can just go put on some shorts and come out.
And he knows like it's go time.

Speaker 1 (02:04:41):
If you're wearing shorts, he thinks it's time for sex. Yeah, man,
summer must be busy for you guys. Yeah. Do you
not normally wear shorts?

Speaker 6 (02:04:50):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:04:50):
Not not really, give me booty shorts and he knows.

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
Well, so now you're saying booty shorts you went from
You're given many different answers, you know that, right. Gimpy
usually starts with here's a drink, right, Bill Cosby, what's
in it? Just drink it?

Speaker 6 (02:05:13):
Now?

Speaker 5 (02:05:13):
Hear me out, hear me out.

Speaker 1 (02:05:16):
Good scenario starts with cocktail. They start kissing them on
their neck. I guess, you know, And the next thing
you know, you're feeling various body parts. And the next
thing you know, you're like, hey, you want to take
this to the bedroom. You just want me to bene
you over the kitchen sink, you know, And then that's
that's how it goes. After the dishes are done, you

(02:05:38):
don't have to smell spin thinks are normally clean. You
don't clean your sink when you get done using it.
I mean I clean it, but they're not normally clean.
I don't get out all the cleaning products and scrub
it down. Yeah you have to. The kids are on
their tablets. It works. I like this one for us

(02:06:01):
to answer. How long does Gimpy's sexual relations last? Lindsay,
I'll say.

Speaker 5 (02:06:10):
An hour?

Speaker 1 (02:06:13):
Okay? Or Gimpy? What say you? Gimby doesn't have sexual relations?
He just fs That's right, that is absolutely right, So
at least two and a half minutes. Well, don't we
feel good about ourselves? Would you rather not bathe at

(02:06:37):
all showers bass house for a year and get all
the sex you want? Or bathe every day and only
get laid once every three months? So if you want
to have sex, all the sex you want, you can't
do it for a year. You can't shower clean yourself
for a year, or you can bathe every day, but

(02:06:59):
you only can and have sex once every three months.

Speaker 5 (02:07:01):
Lindsey, I think I could.

Speaker 7 (02:07:06):
I could go once every three months. It'd be hard,
but it would be really good every three months.

Speaker 1 (02:07:16):
Maybe because you don't your partner isn't adhering to that rule.

Speaker 5 (02:07:21):
Yeah, they never heard of k rust. I don't know.
Sometimes if it's been a while and then.

Speaker 7 (02:07:33):
It's amazing. So sometimes taking a little break is good
for you.

Speaker 1 (02:07:40):
Kimbie, I am going with the quarterly sex because I
have to shower, bathe every day. I am not going
to be known as the stinky kid in class. No,
thank you, So I'm good. I'm absolutely showering every day
all the sex you want. But is the smelliest sex ever,

(02:08:02):
Like if you're drying, heaving while trying to hump, then no,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:08:08):
You just mowed the lawn.

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
God?

Speaker 5 (02:08:10):
Yeah no right m h.

Speaker 1 (02:08:14):
Yeah. I'm a hard pass on all that because they're
if they're not showering too. No, no shower every day.
That's to me, that is the way you got to
do that. If your children wanted to follow your lead
and get into radio. What advice would you give them, lindsay.

Speaker 5 (02:08:33):
Don't don't. My reason being for my kids. They are more.
They like to have roots.

Speaker 7 (02:08:43):
They are not they don't want to live from place
to place like I did.

Speaker 5 (02:08:50):
They're more. They want to be settled down. So get
your own.

Speaker 1 (02:08:56):
Dream back off. This's mine. Say go for it, have fun,
and let me be on your show sometime. Now. You
don't have to bounce around hell from station to station,
state to state to stay, you know, so there is
some stability there, So I say go for it. Have fun.

(02:09:20):
Probably the most fun job you'll ever have in your life.
So if you have the opportunity to do it, do it.
Makes you think my kids want my advice. Nobody else does.
Nobody wants my advice. Uh yeah, I'm not gonna get
in the way of whatever they're they want to do.

(02:09:40):
If you want to be a porn star, be just
be the best. Don't half asset. That's all I care about.
I'm just being honest. I don't have a Why are
you laughing, Lindsay.

Speaker 5 (02:09:54):
I just can't imagine you're being great with that?

Speaker 1 (02:09:57):
Why?

Speaker 5 (02:09:58):
Cause that's I just can't why I could see you
sitting here and be like, oh my god, my kid
wants to be a porn star.

Speaker 1 (02:10:07):
WHOA? You're confusing with me liking it right and being supportive?
Those aren't the same truth true, true, I don't care
what they do. Doesn't mean I have to love it. True,
not saying yeah, but if they're like dad, I just
filmed my first video today, my first movie to do
good for you. I'm proud of you. I don't need
to hear anything about it. But I want you to

(02:10:28):
watch my hard work. Yeah, I don't. I don't need
to watch your work to appreciate your work ethic. Just
be the best you can be. You sure you don't
want to be like a doctor, a nurse or something.
And I would never say that. I would never say that.
Just because I'm uncomfortable doesn't mean I should get in
the way of their goals. Right, I'm again, I'm fine.

(02:10:49):
I'm comfortable being uncomfortable. So you ask them how their
day at work was, then, yeah, did you give it
your best? Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:10:58):
Yeah, yeah, I'm in laye of the week.

Speaker 1 (02:11:03):
Yeah? Will you be with Will you go with me
to the award show?

Speaker 5 (02:11:07):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:11:11):
And the award for the best behind the dumpster Handies goes.
To keep in mind when my kids are of the
age to decide what they want to do. I'm gonna
be in my seventies, so it doesn't matter. Scary, isn't it. No,
it's not scary. I'm well aware of my age. It's

(02:11:33):
not scary to me, so I am not. They don't
want to hear some seventy year old man being like.

Speaker 5 (02:11:37):
You get in.

Speaker 1 (02:11:40):
He ain't my diaver. Yeah, so they do. I don't
want all that. All right, we gotta take a break.
We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (02:11:48):
Kelsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The assault
continues the next twety seventy five.

Speaker 1 (02:12:05):
Good morning, it's the Big Mad Morning shown six kmod
Well some news. You may not be aware. It is
the end of an era in our community. The joke
is over with Come and Go. There is a logo

(02:12:27):
change happening with Come and Go. They will no longer
be known as come and Go. You will see all
of them evolve out of being come and goes and
become Mavericks. Mavericks is a chain on the West Coast.
They acquired Come and Go last year, and though they

(02:12:48):
don't go on the record, insiders are saying the reason
they're changing the name is because of the name, the
double entendre. Yes, well, I mean just because people interpret
it that way. But you can't mess up Maverick. Yeah,
there's no us in the windows sexually when it comes

(02:13:10):
to Maverick.

Speaker 7 (02:13:11):
But I think the the Innuindo is what sold their
all of their their goodies inside, all of their their
lighters and anything that had their name, anything that had
their name on it, except they're not a lighter company, no,
but anything like I when my friend would come visit Oklahoma,
they didn't have come and goes in Indiana're like, oh

(02:13:33):
my gosh, I totally want to go buy schwags from
inside there.

Speaker 1 (02:13:36):
I've never had that happen. Yes, I grew up with
com and goes in Iowa. It's an Iowa thing. So
to me, it was never that fun because it was
that joke had already been played out for us, right,
and of the ones I visit in the area, it's
not high on the list. No, No, but they were.

(02:13:57):
They were second in command until aces come along. Yeah,
you know, and then now now coming goes just the
red headed stepchild of the convenience store group you know,
I think Quick Trips even fighting for that number one spot. Still, Yeah,
who against too Casey's No, you don't think so? No

(02:14:20):
in cases is I think Caseys doesn't hold a candle
to Quick Trip, not even not even close. Yeah, they're
pizza pretty solid. Now. This is coming from a guy
who doesn't like pizza that much. The pizza's okay pizza,
but their overall food choices at Quick Trip are better now.
Mavericks is supposed to have good food as well. Okay,
they all say that, right of course, but they say

(02:14:42):
there all their food is made fresh daily. To be fair,
I don't go to the gas station strictly for the food.
I just get a while i'm there DIRP getting gas. Oh,
I'll go to Quick Trip for food. I don't go
there always to get gas. Really, I don't think I
ever go in there. I okay, I take it.

Speaker 6 (02:15:01):
I do.

Speaker 1 (02:15:01):
It's usually an egg roll, and it's on the mornings
that I'm going on a ride, you know, I've got
I've just got to have something to eat real quick.
So I just get an egg roll and then a
drink and go on about my business. But I don't
like go up there and go to their kitchen and
stare at the menu and be like, what do you
want for lunch today? Let's go to Quick Trip? No, no, no,

(02:15:22):
it's one of those I'm hungry. I know I can
go in there and grab something.

Speaker 9 (02:15:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:15:25):
Their hot dogs are always solid, right, Their chicken things
are always good. They get chicken tinders right now. Yeah,
I don't go what do you want to eat tonight?
Quick Trip? I should try it and see how the
all that works out for you. No, Casey's breakfast pizza
good Quick Trip breakfast pizza goody. Yeah, so to me,

(02:15:50):
if you put a tastess down in front of me
of each one, I don't know if I could tell
you which one's Quick Trips and which one's I could
have their breakfast pizzas I could. And I think there's
one thing on there that separates the both of them,
and that's gonna be the gravy. I don't think Casey's
puts gravy on their heeding their breakfast pizza Quick Trip
does it as like the sauce, Yeah, like gravy or whatever.

(02:16:13):
I think the crust is different too, But I'm gonna
go out on a lamb and say, yeah, I can
totally tell the two apart in a blind taste task.

Speaker 5 (02:16:21):
I like a trip mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (02:16:23):
If you're going to like, here's a hall of Penia
cheddar sausage. One from each store tell me which I
don't think I could tell a difference on that one.
But but when it comes to their pizza and their
brisket tacos or whatever, those are good. Yeah, but come
and go gone. I don't even know if they have

(02:16:44):
the lighters left, like if they still even have them
in there to go and get them before they change
all the names, right, And their thing is I'm a Maverick.
That's their big slogan, and they have a loyalty card
and all that other. And by the way, there's no
advertising that I know of that haven't paid me for
any of this. As Texture says, QT is the number
two convenience store in the country. Only wah Wah is

(02:17:08):
better than Quick Trip, and I'll give it that. I mean,
we don't have around here's a lot of Florida down
to Florida whatever. And I was very impressed with the
Wallas down. I was like, well, this is cool. What
makes wah Wah better? As someone who's been into one
game more of a selection of variety, like what does
that mean? Like, what do you mean? Walk in? It
seems like it's a bigger store and there's more in

(02:17:29):
it all right, like Abuci's and they have more. They
have like self check out lanes or you can deal
with Tony behind the counter, okay, okay, and then the
only higher Tony is That doesn't feel fair. Yeah, it's
it's it's it's just depends on how you spell it.
Tony with an eye, Tony with one, Tony with an e,
a deeper pool, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know
Tony tony. Eh. I think their kitchen was pretty solid,

(02:17:53):
you know. And listen, I only went in and out
there a couple of times, you know, but I was
I was impressed.

Speaker 5 (02:17:59):
With So I'm like, okay, better than BUCkies.

Speaker 1 (02:18:02):
Oh, I think. I think BUCkies is BUCkies garbage. I
like BUCkies. It's huge, it's massive, and I like the
fact that they have seven thousand gas pumps that you
still can't find one open. Yeah, it's gimmicky. The barbecue's okay, Yeah,
I don't never really. I got a breakfast Burta from

(02:18:24):
BUCkies and it I had to choke it down. It
was that bad. It was like somebody threw up in
a tortilla and wrapped it up. Just the consistency behind it.
The flavor wasn't there, But I was like I was starving.
I already paid for it. I'm not gonna waste it.
We need to get on the road. Come on, let's go. Yeah,

(02:18:45):
I think over it's gimmicky. You go in there, there's
a lot of junk. Yeah, well, overwhelming number of employees,
overwhelming number of people. You do it because it's there.
I don't find that place to be awesome. All right.
If you want a ton of choices, it's great. But

(02:19:07):
if you want to go and get your stuff and
get out, I don't consider it incredibly efficient. If you
want to be overwhelmed, it's a good place to go to.
Like you going there, like where's the water?

Speaker 4 (02:19:17):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:19:17):
All right?

Speaker 5 (02:19:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:19:18):
Jeez. Yeah, there's nine different candy aisles and you're like
taking two kids in there to pick candy. Dear lord,
it's a forty five minute event. Yeah, please just take
We are leaving in five minutes. But they do have
fresh baked goods allegedly, muffins and stuff allegedly I like
a good bucky muffin, so to come and Go. Gone,

(02:19:41):
take a break, We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (02:19:43):
The Big Med Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety seven KMOD.

Speaker 1 (02:20:00):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. N I'm
on eight four six o KMO. D lindsay, what'd you
learn today?

Speaker 7 (02:20:12):
I learned that Come and Go decided to change its
name to Maverick. I guess they finally realized it's a
convenience store and not a tender swipe.

Speaker 1 (02:20:21):
Suggestion, is that is okay? Gimp? What'd you learn today?

Speaker 6 (02:20:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:20:28):
Well, I learned that we all get the same package,
and that package you usually bend you over and give
you the business. And I also learn that if I'm
going to be the hero and land of this plane,
I'm gonna need my bathrobe and a half a pot
of coffee.

Speaker 6 (02:20:43):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:20:43):
I learned if it was good enough for Norman ritas Man,
it's good enough for me to be a killer. And
I also learned you can have so much resentment against
stale powdery gum that you steal one point two million
dollars from them scorp and say make sure that dishwashers loaded.

Speaker 5 (02:20:57):
Great, it's lindsay stop tracking my cycle?

Speaker 1 (02:21:00):
GI me mad? Can I get a call.

Speaker 6 (02:21:10):
With the ball lay? I mean it to be no time,
make a noise.

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And all over the United States. These soldiers have sacrifice.

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Did the Big Mad Morning Show before you the back
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We honor and respect you.

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God bless Rock and Roll.

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I blessed Tulsa.

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We try to boy.

Speaker 1 (02:22:10):
Somebody's sending a text in and told us that BUCkies
is third on the top convenience stores, followed by Murphy USA. Okay,
then Casey's. Okay. I'm all about the murph Turf. But
I don't consider them really, I mean, I guess they are.
I don't consider Bucky's a convenience store. There is not

(02:22:32):
one thing convenient about buck I just don't think that
Murphy's big enough. But they do have more than just
like like some of their little shacks outside the Walmart
are bigger than others. And you walk in you've got
a bit more of a selection. But they don't have
like food on the rollers or stuff like that, you
know what I mean? And I think that's what really
makes the difference when it comes to convenience stores. Well,

(02:22:54):
to me, BUCkies is a truck stop. Yeah, okay, it's
it's a truck stop. If you've ever been in a
truck stop, it's a truck stop for people who don't
have trucks.

Speaker 5 (02:23:03):
I guess, right, all convenience stores a truck stop.

Speaker 1 (02:23:06):
Try and pull your semi into the quick trip over here,
see what happens, right? Not everybody has diesel available. It's
not even that you can't get a semi in their access, right,
But when you take up acres.

Speaker 7 (02:23:19):
Yeah, well, I always thought a difference between a truck
stop at a convenience store was they offer bathrooms for
truck drivers.

Speaker 1 (02:23:26):
Showers and stuff. Yeah yeah, maybe, yeah, I might have
something to do with it. I don't mind a truck
stop though. You go in and get all kinds of
shit in there, man, Yeah yeah, where else can you
get a CBE radio and some tie downs and a
magnet and a wind chime that buckets? A truck stop

(02:23:49):
is a larger facility primarily designed to cater to the
needs of truck driver drivers, offering amenities like ample truck parking, showers, laundry,
specialized trucker supplies. Will A convenience store is smaller retail
outleft focused on quick, everyday items like snacks, drinks, basic groceries,
and a smaller selection, typically lacking dedicated truck parking or
extensive driver specific amenities. All those truckers hate it when

(02:24:13):
you go cruising through their parking lot. They do or
try to park in one of their spots because there's
no other place out there. They get pissed, And I
get it. There's that. I think it's a pilot up
near Joplin and it's got a Carls Junior. I think
next to it, okay, and there's like four spots for cars.
Uh huh. You're like, well, what the fuck am I
supposed to park? Man? Yeah, don't park in the trucking area.

(02:24:37):
The fucking run you're over. Don't give a shit. I
like going to truck stops. I feel like we're all
on the same page there. Yeah, we all want to
get our ship and get the fuck out. Yes, one
of us is paying nine hundred dollars for gas, right,
and the other's paying one hundred dollars for gas. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's I like going. Yeah, I will pick a truck
stop over at Bucke's, okay, just because there it's less,

(02:24:58):
you know what you get yourself in. I mean, you
just said that BUCkies is a truck stop, so because
I'm not missing, you know, getting twisted up in a
photo opportunity, right, true. Look, honey, we're at BUCkies. It's
a giant beaver. Ain't nobody buying a fucking pilot's swimsuit? Yeah? True,
But they're also not making tiktoks. It loves either, you

(02:25:21):
know what I mean. So no, they sure aren't. BUCkies
has gone viral? Yeah yeah I don't. I don't think
that's They've got gas? Yes? Do you have a fountain drink? Yes,
that's all I need. That's fun. Is that your go
to when you stop at a convenience store? Pretty much basically,
or like you're on the road, like on a ride,

(02:25:42):
it'll be a sweet tea thirty two hours sweet tea
and uh and then you know gas smokes. No fuck,
I stopped buying fucking cigarettes at convenience stores like quick
trip and stuff like that to a price. Oh yeah,
I got a quick trip. I give one pack of cigarettes.
It's like fucking fourteen dollars, right, thirteen? Ye, I'm like
that's fucking ridiculous. Right. I go to the Murph DIRF

(02:26:03):
down by my house, Murphy, USA, and two packs is
like sixteen and some change, same brand, same brand. How
much is a cartridge for your your cancer stick?

Speaker 5 (02:26:16):
So a four pack is around twenty two dollars?

Speaker 1 (02:26:19):
And how long does a four pack last you?

Speaker 5 (02:26:21):
About a week?

Speaker 1 (02:26:23):
It's twenty dollars five dollars a piece that ain't too
awful bad? And how long does a to do two
packs last year? About three days? Okay, yeah, depends. It
really depends honestly on what I'm doing. Am I going out?
Am I drinking? Because that that takes a factor in
there as well, because you'll do go through more. Oh yeah,
but if I'm not, if it's just a chill weekend
at the house, then it'll last me four days. I guess. Yeah,

(02:26:50):
I'm too frugal to to smoke. Yeah, yeah, it's too
fucking expensive. Tell me about it. Yeah, back of my day,
you should be two in a quarter here, I shouldn't.
My brother got into the ice duck and he take care. Shit,
there's the truth. Two and a quarter. Here you go, man,
go get your smokes. And then he has a tax,
you know, dad tax or some stupid shit like that. Yeah,
you know, go ahead, take a couple of fucking half

(02:27:13):
of them already gone. I'm like, no, right, that is
what it is, though. Yeah, when you're under age and
you need smokes, you do what you gotta do. I
blew a gasket yet Sunday because we got to charge
from the school an activities fee, right for the girls
doing cheerleading and activities. That doesn't seem right. Yeah, if
you do an activity, they charge you for the activity. Now,

(02:27:35):
I've already buy uniforms Worshit, and I pay to get
into every game. Yeah, and if they have two games
in two different places, it is twenty dollars. Ain't that
some bullshit? It's it's a fucking stupides. And then they're
charging you just to be in the program. Oh yeah,
and you got to buy uniforms and damn it, uniforms
were seven hundred dollars for two kids. Damn twenty dollars

(02:27:57):
a game. It's uh, ten weeks, okay, and then it's
one hundred and fifty dollars a kid am And then
like they had a float and they're like, hey, we
needed to buy stuff for the float. I'm like, fuck, no,
all right, what am I paying one hundred fifty bucks for?
Because the coaches are volunteers. It isn't like football or basketball,
right right, It's not like you got to buy footballs,

(02:28:21):
so I don't. It's not going to pay a maintenance crew, right,
So I don't know what I'm paying one hundred and
fifty dollars for. Its hundred dollars for uniforms that they're
going to grow out of that year. Yes, there, because
they'll only use it the one time. Yes, And I'm
gonna guess the football players aren't buying their uniforms probably,
and their pads and their helmets and everything. Some schools. Sure, yeah,

(02:28:41):
I don't know. I don't know about that. Banned. I
just banned. I was a band. Their uniforms for free.
Instruments were free, but they shouldn't. Should they be? Should
the instruments in the uniforms be free? I think they should.
I think the schools should supply them absolutely. One hundred
percent who pays for them? This is why we have taxes.

Speaker 5 (02:28:59):
Sure, you know, we had to pay for our our
band instruments.

Speaker 1 (02:29:04):
I like certain instruments. Yeah, you have to, like your
saxophones and your fucking flutes and rusty trombones or whatever.
But I was a drummer, and they didn't make us
pay for it. Was like here we got those, and
like the bigger instruments, like your your tubas, you didn't
have to pay for those. Viol In orchestra, you had to.
We had to rent. I had to rent my violin.
I don't remember how much it was, but I had
to rent my violin. Yeah. And because the school is like,

(02:29:26):
we're not in the fucking instrument loaning business, right right.
You want to be a part of it, you gotta
go rent it from Bob's music shop.

Speaker 9 (02:29:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:29:34):
Yeah. My brother played the saxophone. It was like fucking
sixth grade or some shit like that, when he was
living in California. I remember that. And mom and dad
had to buy that one, and they shopped around trying
to find a cheap one, and uh and and then
he played for like maybe a couple of months and
then quit the band and that's when they were like, listened, Oh,
if you're gonna get into this, you're gonna you're gonna

(02:29:55):
fucking do it. You're gonna stick with it. The Jets
fired their head coach. Yeah, I was gonna bring that up,
but you fire. You went straight in with the uh
you had anything? Well yeah, yeah, I just got that news,
you know, because it gives me the notifications to my phone.
I was like, no shit, no shit, Okay. I wonder
if I was about to say the same thing. Is
that a Rogers deal? He's like, you know, I can't

(02:30:17):
work with this guy. Get him the fuck out of here,
all right, Aaron, whatever you say, man, whatever you say. Yeah,
But I mean, is it the head coach's fault that
they ain't playing that good? No, I mean it lands
with him. Yeah, Ultimately it lands at his feet. He
is the coach. He's supposed to do and be doing good.
But I mean, again, it's the players as well. You know,

(02:30:39):
if your quarterback ain't throwing for shit, or your receivers
aren't catching for shit, then that's a player's thing, and
coaches like listen, I mean, the chemistry of the team
is absolutely on the coach. You think so absolutely he
is the one setting the tone, okay, and if he
is not participating or not encouraging or not then then

(02:31:01):
then that's I think that's on him. He sets the
tone for what happens rolls downhill. Yeah, now he can
say it all he wants and can people not listen,
of course, but typically in a locker room, you buy
eat some people to buy in to what they're doing,
and then you know those people kind of the captains
kind of help facilitate that through. Now you can have

(02:31:25):
a coach that's like, do it my way, and then
you get someone's like, I, A'm fucking doing it your way, right,
But then I'll do it my way and then you'll
just reap the benefits. But everybody's like, oh, Aaron Rodgers
and him are are cool. I don't think they are, No, No,
because what he tried to give him a hug and
then and Aaron's like, fuck you, I don't want yours.

(02:31:47):
Whatever they were trying to do. I think that that
is a massive thing. Right, How about this? Robert Sally
didn't throw three interceptions in the last game. The Jets
allowed thirty six points over the last three games. The
problem has very clearly been the offensive side of the ball.
Does this change anything because he's gone? I don't think so. Right,

(02:32:09):
He's a defensive coach strategist, right right, and that's your
offensive coordinator, that's you know, fucking that one up and
your players. Yeah yeah, so I think firing the head
coach may shake him up a little bit and be like, oh, goddamn,
we need to get arrest together, you know, or we
could be next. But ultimately, in the end, it falls
on the players, falls on the offensive coordinator. Yeah, yeah,

(02:32:34):
I ultimately lands at his feet, of course, But him
leaving does that change? Do you think the team's gonna
play good?

Speaker 6 (02:32:40):
Now?

Speaker 5 (02:32:40):
It feels dysfunctional?

Speaker 1 (02:32:41):
And then who do they get as a head coach?
They're gonna put in Ol Bright? Yeah, defensive coordinator. I
mean as a well, that's a filling. They got a name,
a temporary but yeah, yeah, there's a chance they could
fill that position. We are early. There are thirteen games
that left. Yeah, we are not even halfway. Yeah, that's
one kind of surprise. They did it so early. You know,

(02:33:03):
they're only two and three right now, and granted, yeah
it's losing, but still it's early in the season. Come on,
how about this. This is god the Internet's wild and
say whatever you want about Robert Sally and his coaching abilities,
but it takes huge balls to wear a Lebanese flag
and a Motorilla headset at the same time. God damn.

(02:33:27):
For those who know, the joke is poor, it's a
poorly taste joke. But the joke is because of what
happened to those Motorola pages, pagers and walkie talkie. Yeah.
That's terrible, terrible, Yeah, so hard. Yeah, no, that's that's massive.
That's a massive thing.

Speaker 7 (02:33:48):
But it's a defensive head coach. Yeah, and offense is
the problem with that team right now, that's what we
just say.

Speaker 5 (02:33:55):
Yeah, I mean, I just.

Speaker 7 (02:33:56):
Don't understand it. I don't understand why they would. I
would get rid of him.

Speaker 1 (02:34:01):
It's more than likely. And Aaron Rodgers thing, that's the
only thing I can think of is is I don't
like this guy. Get him the fuck out of here,
and I'll start doing better.

Speaker 5 (02:34:10):
He's using him as his scapegoat for playing for second ass.

Speaker 1 (02:34:13):
Yeah, yep, I mean the chit chat is already that
he'll be back at forty nine ers by the end
of the week because he was the DC for forty
nine ers before he went to the Jets. Maybe maybe not.
I mean their defensive struggling. Yeah, be fair, it's all struggling. Oh,
well is what it is. I can't win them all. Yeah,

(02:34:36):
that's some good. There's some good tea there, hopefully.

Speaker 5 (02:34:40):
Holy talks.

Speaker 1 (02:34:42):
Like as like why they wired him? Yeah he won't.
That's not his demeanor. You can tell by the person
he is that that's not his demeanor. Hes go find
another job and then keep on keeping on. Yeah, the
tea will be. The tea will be Aaron Rodgers. When
he does his interviews, which we know he does a

(02:35:04):
lot of, he's got a standing one with McFee. Yeah right,
which is an amazing get. I heard they pay him
a million dollars for that.

Speaker 5 (02:35:11):
Seriously, Aaron, Wow, it's worth it? No, yeah, you do not.
He plays like shit. He gets a million dollars from
the Pat McAfee show.

Speaker 1 (02:35:20):
What does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 5 (02:35:21):
So he's like, what regardless, Yah, I'm getting paid regardless.

Speaker 1 (02:35:24):
He was getting paid regardless before McAfee. Sure, so that
has zero to do with it. What is Rogers contract?
Do you know? Off the top of your head? I
can in a second. Robert Sally's firing makes the first
time an owner Woody Johnson twenty five tenure that he
has fired a coach during the season.

Speaker 5 (02:35:40):
What say that again, first time he's fired a coach
during the season in.

Speaker 1 (02:35:46):
Twenty five years as the owner. Okay, so is he
doing that bad? He's like, I don't normally do this,
but you suck get out of here. Aaron Rodgers deal
is a three year, one hundred and twelve million dollar
contract with Jets. Seventy five million guaranteed.

Speaker 5 (02:36:03):
This is his second year.

Speaker 1 (02:36:06):
Yeahes yeah, because he sat down the whole first year
for snapping his leg. Yeah. Yeah, seventy five mil guaranteed.
Here you go. Yeah, where do I get that contract?
Not here? True, not in this company. Yeah, that is

(02:36:27):
one percent Aaron Rodgers. Yeah that and from like a
McAfee standpoint. And you're gonna have him on the show today,
hoo dog. Oh yeah, people are going to tune in.
That is a massive that's worth a million dollars, so
you tune absolutely. Having got a player on mid season
every week is massive. And Aaron Rodgers is a no
filter guy to a fault, right, He is an unpologetic person,

(02:36:53):
which some people think is an endearing quality. Yeah, I
have to tune in a day see how they can
work out. I was just watch the highlight time give
a shit, right, he's he is someone who will just
say shit right and not care about the wake behind it.

Speaker 6 (02:37:06):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:37:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:37:08):
Oh, I'll say like, oh, he's a good dude. I
wish him well.

Speaker 1 (02:37:12):
Right it came.

Speaker 5 (02:37:14):
It came as a surprise to me as well.

Speaker 1 (02:37:16):
No, no, He'll say, I had nothing to do with it.
I don't make the decisions for the team, you know,
I'm focused on this week's game. That kind of shit.
We do the best that I can. Yeah, trying to
get a win one team. It's like they do those
interviews with the coaches at halftime, you know, or when
they come back right before and they're like, you know, like,

(02:37:38):
what do we need to do to get better? What
do you like? You know, we just got to do better,
get better at first downs, and we got to play
better as a team, and you know we're not executing
off the ball, and you know, we just need to
see things through all the way. That sound familiar at all.
Fucking shit, Hey coach, what do you how do you
feel about the success of your team right now. You know,
we're coming off the ball pretty and guys are doing

(02:38:01):
what's drawn up, and we gotta do better as coaches
get some plays into them that they connect you at
their fullest potential, and and you know, we're just gonna
see what happens at the second half. But we're doing
some good things, really good now. I like what I
see so far. Thanks coach, have a good half time. Congratulations. Yeah,
it's the stupidest conversation ever, But to be fair, the

(02:38:21):
coaches have kind of you know, I got a game
going on here, can know they're they only do it
because they have to. I was looking to see if
the Jets play the forty nine ers at all this season.
They do not know, because that would be that would
be ooge. Yeah, especially if he goes there. Yeah, right,
and then they're successful. Right, Yeah, they don't know. I

(02:38:46):
always love those. He was in his fourth year of
a five year contract almost up. Anyway, this deal was
almost up and they're not doing good. So it's like, okay,
I can I'm not saying that it's right, but I
could see how they got there, especially if Rogers is
pulling some kind of you know strings there. Yeah, that's

(02:39:10):
exactly what happened. I was trying to see how much
his contract was old Sally's. Yeah, probably not as much
as fucking round. Oh no, no, no, no no, Ain't
that something You're in charge of these young bodies, these
players that are getting millions, and you're getting paid less
than they are now. Oh he's getting five million a year. Wow,

(02:39:33):
that's definitely less than what Rogers is making. Yeah, you
Reid has a five year, one hundred million dollar contract. Well,
I mean to be fair, they are Super Bowl champions
back to back right now. That's no I'm I have
I don't have any disagreement with that. Andy Reid twenty

(02:39:53):
five million, Sean Payton eighteen Okay, so I hear you,
but shump he ain't. Ain't got nothing right, Jim Harborough
sixteen million, Sean mcvayh fifteen million. You just got all
the coaches in there, Yeah, Kyle Shanahan fourteen million. What
I was gonna ask for? Mike Tomlin twelve million. Meanwhile

(02:40:15):
Sally's getting five, Jim's brother twelve Meanwhile, Dennis Allen the
Saints three point five?

Speaker 5 (02:40:23):
What's ibra flusworth ibra Flus.

Speaker 1 (02:40:28):
I would think he would be done at the bottom. Yeah,
he's not on this list, believe it or not. It's
so shameful they're not even put it on there. Yeah.
It gets a one hundred thousand dollars Eberflus salary, uh
four point five a year.

Speaker 6 (02:40:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:40:46):
Still that ain't there more? No, that is really good. Yeah,
that's enough to live comfortably. But when you're looking at
twelve at fourteen million, it's a huge difference, for sure.
So Tomlin baking that much, he's one hundred and seventy
in a hundred is his career record, Okay, Shanahan's sixty
four and fifty one. All right, McVeigh, I think that's

(02:41:08):
worth it. Fifteen million, Harbor sixteen million. I guess if
you're going off his college and when he coached a
long time ago. Sure, yeah, Sean Payton, he's one hundred
and sixty ninety eight. He's got one Super Bowl win. Okay,
Harbor has got no Super Bowl Wins's got no Super

(02:41:31):
Bowl wins, no, no term it's got no Super Bowl wins.
But at least Shanahan went to the Super Bowl. So
you got that, don't They made it that bar don't
mean nothing better than nothing, I know. But in the
scheme of accolades winning Super Bowls and nobody remember you

(02:41:51):
win except for the deep fans. Yeah, yeah, for sure,
but you got to look at the ones that didn't
go and suck ass and you get what you pay for.

Speaker 5 (02:42:00):
Tomlin's been with the Steelers for seventeen seasons, is that right?

Speaker 1 (02:42:05):
A long time? Yeah, They've only had like three head coaches.
Like some stupid stat all right, Yeah, when you go
to the Steelers, you're there a long time. What's good
job stability? Yeah? Yeah, but Lafleur make him making six
feels low. Now he hasn't had one. McCarthy's got a
Super Bowl win and he's four million. Yeah, wild wild

(02:42:32):
Jets fans got to be so disoriented right now. Oh yeah,
you were like, this is our year Aaron's It is
a dumpster fire. But at least he's still playing. He
made it further than he did last year. Yeah, I mean,
I the only thing I can see is he brings
They let the defensive coordinator be the or whoever, what's

(02:42:56):
this Billing's league right be the head coat intermit with
the Jets, Brick or whatever. His name. Yeah, yeah, they
let him be the head coach, and they're like, Aaron's
gonna call whatever he wants, right right, You're just here
for looks, which there's no way the players are going
to be on fucking board.

Speaker 5 (02:43:13):
The Jets feel like Cowboys fans. They're getting taste.

Speaker 1 (02:43:17):
I mean, at least the Cowboys at least like Dak's
making plays happen. At least Dak is like running the
two minute drill. At least Dak is just delivering.

Speaker 5 (02:43:25):
Yeah, he does, he does deliver.

Speaker 1 (02:43:30):
Wow, that is that is some drama. I'm glad I
am not a part of my team, is not a
part of right, that's wild, man. I'm interested to see
what happens around the league after that. Anybody else going
to get sliced, like the trend started. Maybe like you
were waiting, but now someone has and you're like, shit,

(02:43:50):
I want Belichick right right, right right? I mean, that's
what happens around here. One person gets cut and then
it's domino effect.

Speaker 6 (02:43:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:43:59):
Joe Shad put a survey out, do you think Aaron
Rodgers signed off on the Sally firing? Ninety six percent
say yes, yeah, yeah, I think everybody knows it. The
only thing I can think too that maybe is that
they were trying to bring in DeVante Adams. Oh, they
needed to free up some some salary. No no, no no,

(02:44:20):
and Sally was in the way or he wouldn't shut
up about it, okay, Like there was something to that,
and they're like, but Aaron Rodgers really wants him to
come out. Yeah, and we don't need him. We've we're fine,
we don't need another We're fine. Yeah, we got guys,
we've built trusted them.

Speaker 5 (02:44:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:44:37):
I kind of feel like Robert was probably whatever, whatever
you think is gonna help you.

Speaker 1 (02:44:42):
I'm four, right, well, fuck get rid of the coach. Okay, done?
Fuck you really felt for that?

Speaker 5 (02:44:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:44:51):
I didn't think he was gonna go for it. Yeah, okay, shit,
uh what do we do now? There'll be some good
stuff out in the next twenty four hours about that
and like the behind the scenes stuff and oh yeah,
I can I love that stuff. I feel my TikTok
feed filling up right now. Yeah. I love it because

(02:45:12):
it's one of those things where people like I got
to know right now, I'm like, it will we'll find out,
it will eventually bubble out It may not be this year.
It may be in five years. Right, it'll come out
there what happened, Yeah, we'll we'll find out if he
played a part in it. Well, it could be. It
could be next year at the end of his contract.
Do you think he'll go on? Who think you'll sign
another one after this?

Speaker 5 (02:45:32):
Three years up?

Speaker 6 (02:45:33):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (02:45:34):
Yeah? No, no, go ahead and retire achilles. No, he's
not known as a chemistry guy, that's true, Robert. Or
when you when you bust your achilles like that, Yeah,
you are not the same. Right, it is impossible for
one hundred percent return. You have to learn a new technique.
You have to try, you know what I'm saying. But

(02:45:54):
it is a nasty injury. That's why he's having trouble
in his release.

Speaker 6 (02:45:59):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:46:00):
His footwork is still good, but his release is what's
messing him up, right, And that's why Caleb finally found
his footing this week. He's had trouble with his footing. CJ.
Stroud struggled with his footing in the game the other day.
Those things matter, man, and when you have a massive

(02:46:21):
injury like that, those basic things are hard to like
you took them for granted. If you've done them so
many years you didn't realize you were doing this or
that because you had just learned it. And then when
you disengage your Achilles, right, those ant know Achilles is
a Greek god. He was known as a warrior, and
he was known as the backbone of the Roman Empire.

(02:46:43):
And when he went to battle, you had to beat
Achilles to win. And so when your Achilles is over,
it's over unless you go off to Europe and do
some weird experimental fucking therapy and the next thing you know,
you're back to good throwing footballs again. And when you're
dealing with double tendonitis, man, you do not recover, and
you could you potentially create another problem because you're compensating

(02:47:06):
or walking in a way you wouldn't normally walk. You're
not working out, you're trying to do stretches to loosen
everything up. Yeah, that's why when we talk about the
beginning of the season, like this is my season, or
people get all fucking worked up about preseason, I'm like,
you don't mean shit, no, because injuries are real. Yeah humans. Yeah,

(02:47:27):
that's some good stuff. Man. I love a good I
love the cheddar so good. It makes me froth at
the mouth and love it all right, you guys have
a fantastic week and we'll see you soon. Oh ba
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