October 9, 2025 • 120 mins
HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY EVE!!! We're Back After Technical Difficulties!!! Corbin's Plumbing Issues, Arrested For Stealing Peppers, That's Not Where Your Thermos Goes, Mooning, Gimpy Needs Help Finding A New Doctor, Conspiracy Theory Thursday, Top List, & Kids These Days Are Dicks!!!!
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Speaker 3 (02:53):
Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Gimpy, Well, good morning. We got tickets to Mudvain. But
Vain is tonight at the Tulsa Theater with Static X,
so we'll do that at seven thirty. We're gonna see
what Gimpy wants to talk about conspiracy theory. Thursday, we'll
get two and we have top list, which is the
top five bumper stickers, which is a really uncomfortable thing
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for me. Why is that I don't like bumper stickers?
Okay at all. I'm sure you've seen a few here
and there that a that's funny made you chuckle a
little bit. You may not like him, you may not
want them on your vehicle, which is totally understandable. But
to see them and to laugh or chuckle a little bit,
I think is all right. Chuckle an interesting word. Uh yeah,
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we'll find out if I think any of them are funny.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Probably not. So we were off yesterday.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
There was a technical problem of my almost twenty years
of being here and my over twenty five years of
doing radio, I've never had this happen. The equipment, one
of the pieces of equipment completely broke, but wasn't our fault, right, And.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Without getting into the weeds too much, they were the part.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It just wouldn't be in until the next morning at
you know, ten am, because that's how it works.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
But hey, at least it wasn't a special order part
and you know it'll be here in three to six months.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, so it got fixed. Uh, and we're all good.
Luckily that happened for me, wasn't it luckily? So my house,
the kids have been telling me that the toilet then
their bathroom is gurgling, ok. And I was like, okay,
we have a septic system.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
But I never caught it. So I, you know, like
a mechanic.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Like I got here.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
If you can't replicate it, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's harder to I can't just go with bubbles because
they were like, Dad, it's bubbling, and my kids love
to play prank. So I was like, and so I
was giving my kid a bath one night, drained the
tub and it started gurgling, and I was like, the
toilet did.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yes. I was like, that is interesting, and I was like, well,
maybe the septic sis. The tank is full.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's been four years since we had it cleaned out. Whitetail,
what's up. And so I paid them to come out
and the septic tank. I was like, huh, that's probably it.
Never thought about it again, and then I heard it
when I was in the bathroom and somebody was in
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another bathroom flushed the toilet and it started gurgling. And
that's when I immediately knew what the problem was. There's
something in between the lines. There's a clog in the
line it is now. It could be the vin stack,
which is the your pipes need air to make it
all work right. Without getting too ridiculous, but so you
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have to have access wasp nest, bug, bird's nest, anything
you can clog that up, fall in it and die.
But it could be a number of things. And so
I was like, well, I told my wife. I was like, hey,
I think I was still on lindsay this the other day.
I was like, I think I have to get up
on the act attic and she was like, no, no.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I was like, absolutely not, because the last time you
were in the attic you fell through.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, I'm in on the roof. I'm sorry to get
up on the roof. And we have a high pitched roof, huh.
And so she was like, no, we will pay someone
to do that. And I was like, all right, it
just annoys me when I can go rent a piece
of equipment and snake it and then that'll be the
end of it.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Right, And I got to pay the fee. Right.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
However, She's probably right as usual. So that now fast
forward to Wednesday night. I go to give my kid
a bath and I noticed in the tub their sewage.
Oh no, oh no, And I went, oh no. I
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go to look at the toilet, and right as I'm
looking at the toilet, my kid comes from another bathroom.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's like, Dad, the toilet won't flush.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, And of course my kids are in their fiber era.
How this happens with these little children is beyond me.
I'm scared for them. It scares me as a grown
adult when they're tiny. Nonetheless, I'm like, okay, immediately turn
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off the water, so no more filling and overdoing it.
And so I put some water in the tub. The
tub won't drain. I'm like, okay, now I do the
sink sinks drain. And again I know a little about
enough things to be dangerous, and so I know the
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drainage sinks. For the modern plumbing, it is a different
line than the toilets are on.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It's a smaller line to the So I was like.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Okay, so it is it is before the sinks but
behind it. Right, So I'm like okay, And I'm like, well,
i could go rent a snake. It's this is like
six o'clock at night. Yeah, I'm like, okay, I could
go rent a snake. I'm twenty five minutes from a
home depot and my wife is picking up or other
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kid taking my other kid to practice, and I'm I've
got my kid naked because they thought they were going
to take a bath. I'm like, you just got to
go get in the shower, go getting our shower. And
now I'm like, well, I gotta wait till either this
kid's done or my wife comes home. So now we're
at six forty. I'm like, I'm going to get a snake.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Meanwhile, I'm talking with my friend who's a plumber, and
he walks me through some things and it's none of those,
because I thought I could just get a plunger and
like it's maybe some draining or something. Yeah, well you can't.
You can put draino in a septic tank, but you
destroy the tank and the biology of the tank, the environment. Nonetheless,
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So I get a snake come back. It's now seven
to ten mm. It's getting you know, we're in that
weird dark face and my buddy's like, hey, don't use
the sea on the end of a.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Of the snake.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Make sure you use a smaller bit because you don't
want to break your toilet.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Right word is to live by right, should be on
a shirt.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Right, technically, he said, don't crack your toilet.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Correct. And It's like, how will I know?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
And he's like, well, when it stops, when the toilet
stops working, when the snake stops going. I'm like, well,
how I know the difference between the toilet and the blockage.
He's like, yeah, welcome to the life of a plumber. Yeah,
And I knew it would wouldn't be a hard stop,
it'd be a more.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And so I do this fifty foot snake and I'm
getting near the end. I'm like, and I don't have
a big house and I don't have like a reading
room or anything. And so I'm snaking and I feel
it some roses. I'm like, oh, is it okay? And
I'm like wha. So, because I don't want to be forcefuble,
I'm don't want to break a toilet.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That it's a different problem for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
And so I hit the thing, spinning it and it
takes off. The snake takes off into the drain. I'm like, okay,
that's good, that must be it. But I'm using a
small bit. I'm not using a wide bit the size
of the pipe, right, And so I with the flashlight,
I stand up. We'll get the look down into the
clean out, which is, of course is in a very
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convenient place neck between two bushes.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
And I look and I.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
See like toilet paper and things go by, like we
live in a house that's over ten years old. It
is completely possible that the accumulation of toilet paper why
who knows?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Who?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Probably not? My children don't use those about the people
there before you? Or did you have a brain? No? Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
And so I see some stuff co but I'm like, oh, okay,
that's it. Pull the snake out, go check everything not
draining still.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh, now seven forty five close to bedtime.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh, usually kids are in bed, we're reading, like the
day is complete, right right? And so uh, I go
and snake it a couple more times and I hit
another spot. I'm like, okay, but I get to the
end of the snake, there's no more room. I'm like,
there's no way. I've got to be near into something else,
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maybe an arm to another area I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
And uh, I go back.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
The toilets have drained, but the bathtub hasn't. Okay, and
he's like, you got to sneak the bath tub. Probably
what happened is some of that backup had toilet paper
feces who knows in that area.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
In the drain of the the bathtub. Correct. Correct.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And I'm like, okay, how do I do that? And
I own a small snake, Yes I do. And he's like,
don't use the big one, amen. And I go through
the clean out of the or the aer rator or
the overflow of the tub, but I can't. I cannot
get it into the drain. So you went, okay, why
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not just you go through the drain itself. I don't
know how your bathtub is set up. I've never been
in your bathroom because the tub has like a cross
and you can't get the snake through.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
That got it, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Now I did resort because I couldn't get it through
the overflow. I took the drain out and just did
I still can't couldn't get it through.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Apparently it's a smaller pipe. That's what she said. And
he's like, well, I'll just come by tomorrow and look
at it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I'm like, well, good news, I'm available all day. The
calendars just opened up, right, and he came out like
you know, he does it every day. Fixed it, no problem,
I think, Yeah, but I have to sanitize like the
floors because oh, I didn't even tell you the best part. Oh,
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this is the best part. So in the half bathroom,
like near the living room, the toilet did drain, but
it apparently it drained out the back of the toilet
at the base and so there was poopy water.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
So now you got a nice little mess.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, in the bathroom or my youngest who's just discovered
the word crappy, A lot of crappy water, okay, And
so I've got to like reset, sanitize all that. So
all that to say, sorry, we were off yesterday was
not a place event, but be grateful that I was
available to deal with that house catastrophe.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Adulting.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Yeah, did it smell like sulfur? Now?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
No? No, no, because I covered it up with chemicals.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
On a scale of one to ten, how much does
that make you want to move somewhere with city water
where you don't have to worry about.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well, I have city water, I just don't have city
sewer okay, county water or whatever. Yeah. For some reason
in OASO, they love to use septic tanks any new home.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I don't know what it is they love.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It seems like once you get over two thousand square feet,
they're like aceptic tank feels like a good idea.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
So maybe it's to protect their sewers, you know, so
you're not overloading their sewers. I mean, not you particularly,
but you in general.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I understand the idea of a septic tank rural, but
I'm not rural, right I live now.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I guess technically I'm in counter right, But.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
You're in a neighborhood. It's not like you live, you know,
on fifteen acres of land. Yah know, correct by yourself?
Where curs?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
This neighbor is like, you know, you know, twenty feet away,
what happened?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's it's neighborhoods the whole way. Yeah,
the whole way. So there should.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Be some kind of public works sewer system there. But
instead they're like, you know what, instead of doing all
the construction and linking all the sewers together, why don't
we just make sure everybody in these neighborhoods.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Just happens up the tank. Yeah, well, it's the idea.
I can tell you why. Greed.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, the developer doesn't want to pay to install the
sewage lines.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
They just pass it off. They just kick the can
down to the consumer and make them deal with it,
which ultimately we would do too, but it takes longer
and probably permits and YadA, YadA YadA. Corbin snaked to drain,
So proud of you. I have snaked many drains, I
was thinking when I on my way back from picking
up the snake. I have snaked every house drain. I
have lived in every single one.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
When I moved to Oklahoma City a long time ago
with my practice wife, we had friends over on New
Year's Eve and she got really drunk surprise, and vomited everywhere,
and the same thing happened. Everything backed up, and I
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knew I had to clean out the drain. So on
my birthday, while she was completely hungover, I had to
go rent a snake and snake out that house. Now,
that problem was there was some laps during the building
process and a bunch of red clay got stuck into
the piping. You're right, exactly one of the many reasons
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I hated living there. I could dog the builder right now,
but I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Well that's awfully nice though. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So all that to say, it was all a good
news that we.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Got to have the day off.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
So yeah, because you've been cramming all that in at
the end of the day, Yeah, more so than what
you were ply.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So nonetheless, we got stuff for you for mud Vaine.
We're gonna give those tickets away. We'll see what Gimpie
wants to talk about, and we got our top list.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
We're gonna take a break and we'll be back. We
like to do news quikies.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
These are stories you may have missed in the news.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
It's time for news quakies, world news, local news, and
news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn,
Gimbi and Lindsay with What's going on news quakies from
the Big nine Morning showing nineties on the Bibe.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Woman charged after stealing car, guns and picking peppers on
private property.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Preposterous was her name, Peter piper No.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
This happened Tolanditch, York Township, Pennsylvania, where Kimberly Yvonne Schwartz,
who's thirty five years old according to prosecutors, faces three
counts of receiving stolen property, two counts of firearms not
to be carried without a license, and one count each
of burglary, resisting arrest, agriculture, vandalism, false identification to law
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enforcement DUI, and possession of a controlled substance, along with
seven summary offenses. The chargestem from an incident that took
place late in the morning of August twenty first, when
a homeowner reported that a woman drove into their driveway,
entered their garage, and used a bucket she had found
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to pick peppers from their garden. Now, the vehicle that
thanks miss Kimberly was driving had been stolen and was
connected to the two theft of two semi automatic hand guns.
State police said that Schwartz initially refused to identify herself,
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provided a fake name, and resisted arrest. She argued with
troopers and had to be placed in a caged police
vehicle for safety after continuing to struggle. While inside the
stolen vehicle, officers discovered a partially consumed bottle of alcohol
and suspected methamphetamine. Investigators believed that Schwartz was under the
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influence of alcohol and drugs at the time, though she
refused chemical testing, and both stolen guns were found inside
the vehicle, along with drug paraphernalia. Police also noted that
Schwartz's driver's license was already suspended due to a prior
DUI conviction. Now she remains in prison on a fifty
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eight thousand dollars bail.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, the peppers sound like it's the thing, but it's
not the thing, you know.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, that's just what you call it. The tag on Georgie.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Right, I'm trying to think of what vegetable would I
steal out of someone's yard. I used to have a
fig tree and people would come into my own and
steal figs.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
My neighbor growing up. He had an alley on the
alongside his house. Sure, and there was an old man
who lived in that alley and he grew peppers.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
He lived in the alley.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Yeah, his house was.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Along ok I live in a cardboard box.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
That's not I mean hobos.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
And right alongside at the edge of the alley he
had a little box garden and he grew tons and
tons of green peppers. And as a kid, we would
walk along there and grab a pepper and run down
the alley and eat those green Oh they were delicious.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I don't even think as a kid we stole fruit
off trees. Did you wear a school that I was
going into? What was it? Was a Scandia? I believe
it was when I was living in California.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Uh. There was a house on the back end of
the playground. Right, playgrounds are your fence houses. And they
had water melons growing in their backyard. So sometimes those
watermelons would grow, you know, on the other side of
the fence and and we would pick them and take.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Those Okay, you know, but they were on this side
of the fence.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Granted, the vine they were attached to was on their property,
but the melons themselves were on our side, so we
thought we weren't doing anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I mean it's been you know, four decades, so maybe
I did as a kid steal fruit, but I don't
recall doing that, and in current times, I can't think
of one at all. Most people that grow tomatoes have
more than they need and are more than willing to give.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
You a couple.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Absolutely, absolutely they will. They usually bring them to work
garden fresh matters.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
You want one, right, yeah, give me that one with
the worm in it, exactly and made found in a thermos.
This comes out of Florida where a fifty one year
old guy named Walter Freimeyer. He was at the Amtrak
station and he got popped for trespassing because Walt ain't
supposed to be at the Amtrak station. So the police
come out and the police they search him, and when
they search Walter, they found a meth pipe on him, right,
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and it had some burnt up meth residue in there.
So they go ahead and take Walter to jail for
trespassing and possession a paraphernalia.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Right.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Well, this is fun because on his way to the jail,
he told the officer in a car. He says, if
you arrest me, I will find you and I will
kill you. And then the officer's like, hey, you know
it's illegal to make threats like that. And that's when
Walt's like, good, I'm gonna kill you, so charge it
all right, As if that wasn't bad enough. So they
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finally get Walt to the station and they use a
body scanner to make sure that they don't have any
kind of contraband on him or in them. And when
they ran Walt through the scanner, that's where they found
out that Walt was packing a thermos in his prison pocket.
And when I say thermos, wait.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Like a Stanley Yeah yeah, like my dad who works construction,
takes his coffee in for the day.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah. Well, at least I sent you guys the length
so you can look at the X ray.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Uh. It looks like a giant construction worker thermist to me.
You know, this isn't one that you're gonna get in
your he man lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah maybe, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh my goodness, real.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Right, and it is in there, in there.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Yeah, that's what at least a sixteen ouncer at least.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I don't know looking at it.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
That's a huge bitch. That's all I can say. It's
got a.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Not maybe a foot long at least, and it's got
to be the size of a tuna can.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, yeah, and he got he did walk around like
it ain't like, ain't nothing there.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Now, as I get older, I'm starting to have a revelation.
You know, this is not gonna be This is not
gonna be a comfortable thing. I'm gonna say for a
lot of people, so, uh, concaution advised or whatever. I
don't even know the phrase, that's how often I use it.
I think a lot of people are walking around with
stuff in their butts. As many stories as I have
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read in news quikies about people going to the hospital
or being caught, you are absolutely one hundred percent right,
at minimum, sexual things like plugs. Yeah, at a minimum,
there's got to be I'll go, let's go. You're in Walmart, Okay,
let's do a concert, right, You're at a concert in
the arena.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I'm gonna wager there's at least, depending on the show,
five percent that have something in their jail pocket.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I know for a fact, at least at rock Lahoma.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Sure that that statistic about five percent.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, mostly women, and they are you'd like to think
I like to think that, but that is true. And
I say that because they.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Like to wear those ones that light up and when
they walking around, or maybe the tails. Right You're like, wait, mane,
that tail is not attached to a belt loop.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Hmmm.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
So yeah, I'm I'm sure there's a lot of people
walking around right now.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
They have a whole camp for it with.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
What yes, yes, So anyhow, they took Walt to the
hospital so they could safely remove the thermos and it
says here that he was not charged with seeking to
smuggle a prohibited item into jail. So that right there
tells me that Walt has been walking around with this
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thermis in his butt for fun.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
He wasn't trying to s Yeah, yeah, he's just walking around.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Question is why.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I mean, everybody's got their thing, man. I guess if
you want to keep your soup warm, that's a way
to do it, keep it at ninety eight point six.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
The only thing I can think on something like this,
it's either just straight up pleasure or you want to
do something forbidden.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Okay, right, And this is like or you want a secret.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'm just being like, I think that's why some people
do it.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
You may be right.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I think it's along the same line psychologically, like when
people eat seat cushions, like there's peka or whatever.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
It's not peak.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Obviously, but like that where it's hard to understand, but
they do it because there's something in their.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Brain that says this needs to be there.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Right, yeah, yeah, sure, Because if he was sneaking stuff
into prison in his prison wallet, then he would have
just used a condom, rhyme or a zip lock, not
something not not a thermos. Rafters cited for mooning. A
group of rafters on the Snake River and Idaho were
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cited for mooning and flashing other rafters. At least one
of the rafts had a child on board. The Sheriff's
office responded after getting calls about the lewd activity. They
caught up with the rafts and cited nine people with
the misdemeanors. They say there's been a growing problem with
indecent exposures on boats, and deputies are going to pursue
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violators like they're making us like everybody mooning happens, right.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yes, it's just a fun little thing to do.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
And this isn't like have a su grand the ozarks.
It's a river in Idaho, right and conservative, right, and
they're just out there being naked. But I will say
this part of the floating experience is that going a
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little crazy and do seeing weird stops.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you shouldn't do it with
kids around, of course, you know, it's just a little
butt man. It'd be fine. Yah, it'd be fine. It's
not like there's showing dongs or you know, the Jesus
or anything, or maybe they are. I don't know. I
didn't say that. It says mooning exactly. So yeah, it
says mooning and flashing.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Okay, well flashing could be anything. Could be flashing boobs,
could be flashing the lower half. I mean, hold on,
where's the clock on the stand thing? Uh So let's
think about that.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Why do you need to do that?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Why what does the inherent need to need to moon
and flash? You're catching innocent bystanders by surprise. Same reason
that women will flash their boobs on the river. Hey
look at me.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
It's the attention that they want.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Or you got dared to do it, or you got dared.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I think wrong, But dared you understand that's an easy
way to get there, right, Yes, And at concerts, women
do it because they're trying to get they want to
get married to the lead singer. They think you're going
to get the person that's famous as attention. But what
I'm hearing you say is on the river, it's fajitas.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Pretty much basically. That's that's what I think. No, the
peppers and onions are good. Yeah, shut up, you're really
in it just for the steak. Maybe the onions.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, you could get asada with the side of peppers
and onions and they wouldn't bring it out smoking and
everybody'd be like, God, now my shirt's gonna smell like that.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Right right, yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
But I think they're just doing it for attention, and
they got caught and uh now they're.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Having to pay and this could totally could it just
be a one off situation And then you know they're
making a big stink about it, like, oh, it's happening
all the.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Time now maybe, I mean, that's entirely possible.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
With the deputies are going to pursue violators, you're like, oh, okay,
settle down all these stories.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
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Speaker 1 (31:25):
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Speaker 3 (31:29):
I need you guys, just help us something I listened.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I've tried for over ten years to help you. You
don't want it.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Uh maybe so?
Speaker 9 (31:39):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You know a lot has changed, Corbin, especially when it
comes to me right. Uh So, been on this this
health journey lately, and we've talked about a little bit
here and there. Changed my diet around.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I am a firm believer that God talks to you,
or the universe talks to you.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
You just got to listen, right.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
So in my case, the universe, God's telling me, hey,
you need to dial back on the drinking, bro, you
have gotten pretty far out of control. So I did,
and that's where the health changes come into play. That's
where the dietary changes come into play.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Right, started eating less crap and started eating a lot
healthier you know, fruits and vegetables as fresh as they
can be when you get them from the grocery store
or whatever. Right, a lot of different lot of white meats,
fishes and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, so all right, cool, we've dialed it back. I
stopped drinking during the week. I've gotten that under control.
I'm not gonna lie. I have fallen off the wagon
deer in a week. I think last week is like
a Wednesday. I had a small glass of wine. Thursday
I had another one with it, right, and I'm like, okay,
get back, get get back, Because therefore, I've been doing
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this for.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Two three months now.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Too much, too so in my mind, it's a long time,
especially when when you've lived the lifestyle that I have
for the past twenty Well, i'm forty five now, so
since I was twenty, hell even sixteen, so like we're
looking at thirty years now that I have thoroughly destroyed
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my body, right, just eating garbage drinking obsessively a right.
Smoking is another one that I'm really trying to get
under control right now.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
But it's not easy. So to the point to where
like what I go.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
I get my cigarettes at the Murphy, right, and it
was started at Rocklahoma or shortly thereafter it shortly I've
right after Rocklahoma, as a matter of fact, I go
to the Murph Derf and I buy a pack of smokes,
buy two of them, as a matter of fact, and
they were given out free cans of zen.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
You know I'm talking about. Oh yeah, the little packets
of tobacco.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yah.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's two tobacco.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, essentially, I don't know if it's really I don't
even know what's in them. I remember back in the day,
I was using skull bandits and that was legit tobacco,
and those skull bandits and these don't look like those regardless.
So I'm like, all right, I'm not gonna buy any
more cigarettes. I'll work on the Zen. I've got like
eight to ten cans of these zent at the house
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that the murfh Dirf has given.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Me, and I'm like, all right, well, this is the
last pack of cigarettes. I'm gonna switch over to zen.
But habit being what it is, as soon as I'm
getting low on smokes, I just go and get some more,
and then I kick myself in the ass for getting them. Regardless.
That's something I'm really trying to get under control. But
it's not easy. I got a lot of stuff in
my life that I'm trying to get under control, and
I'm just telling myself one thing at a time, don't
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overload yourself. And I say that, like, don't stop drinking
right now, and stop smoking and you know, change your
get right, Don't do all that at one time because
the stress that just comes along with trying to change
habits as it is, and now I'm trying to change
three of them all at the same time.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Oh my goodness, this is going to be terrible. So
I'm just really doing things one thing at a time.
So I've dialed back to drinking, I'm eating healthier, I'm
working on the smokes right and my body is still
telling me this again is where Look, Sorry, there's a
bug crawing on the counter. What kind of bug we talked?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I don't know. It's de rail, Lindsay, And I mean,
I know I'm boring in all guys.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
They put in new equipment and stuff, and I think they,
you know, unsettled some tenants.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
I've been living here for a while. I'm sorry, no worries, man,
No worries.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
So uh yeah, So I'm trying to change these things
right and and I'm working on it, and my body
is still telling me, hey bro, something isn't right again.
If you listen to your body, it'll tell you something
when something isn't right. And a lot of people, at
least in my experience, until the last couple of hell
two months, I've been making the changes. I would say
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a year, many maybe less, maybe maybe eight months to
a year. My body and my spirit have been telling
me these things. I was just not listening. Who cares, right,
keep doing what I'm doing. So my body is still
telling me, hey bro, something isn't right.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
You guys.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
Remember when we did the giveaway at Puck's. Yeah, right
with yingling flights. He was giving away the golf car,
right that lady Wan she gave it to her kid.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, yeah, it was awesome and uh I didn't drink
any that night and people thought it was a little weird.
And uh, DC's like he bought.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
Me a beer because we're there and Yingling's the sponsor,
and it's like, here, you go have a beer, and
I'm like, oof, okay, the beaver offers you a fish,
you take the fish, right, So I took the fish
and I drank.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I drank the beer that was given to me. But
I don't know if you guys remember I'm holding my side,
like my liver hurt.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Right.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I was kind of aky on the inside, and I'm
just dealing with it. I'm dealing with it, okay. So
I go through all that. My body on the inside
is like, hey, even though you've taken these steps, you've
dialed back, you're drinking, you've changed your diet, started drinking
this turmeric tea with the lemon and the da da da,
(37:15):
and you're chewing on clothes in the morning because those
are all good and natural antioxidants and anti inflammatories and
all that stuff. Right, my body's still like, hey, you
need to do something here. All right, all that just
to say, I decided to.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Go ahead and make a doctor's appointment finally, Wow, right,
what is happening?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Exactly exactly?
Speaker 6 (37:40):
So, uh, I call the clinic was as Tuesday, as
a matter of fact, hey I need to make an
appointment with doctor Reid. And the lady on the lines like, hey,
doctor Reid hasn't worked here in three years. I'm like, well,
that goes to show you how long it's been since
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I made a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
And she was like, well, we do have. We have
two new doctors that are taking new patients. And then
she tells me one's a guy, one's a gal, tells
me where they're located at. And I was like, she's like,
do you want either one of those? That's when I
told her I don't know.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
But here's the thing though, man, so like I didn't
set up this last doctor I had. All right, my
ex who is the nurse. She's like, this is a
good doctor. Will set you up in a point with her.
This could be your regular doctor, all right? Cool, went
to the doctor a couple of times, went to her
a couple of times, all gravy, and then life goes on,
Da da da dah.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Here we are three years.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Later, trying to find a doctor, right because I know
I need to go in and I need to get
levels tests, I need my blood work done, I need
to see if my my liver is completely shot, and
if my kidneys are completely shot, I don't think they
are because I'm not John this okay, but my innerds
are still pissed, if that makes sense to you. Right,
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So what I need help with from you guys? You
look for when you're trying to find a new doctor,
Like do I just pick one or forty five?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
What are we doing? I'm trying to go what are
you doing? Forty five year old man? We need to
help you?
Speaker 6 (39:30):
Yeah, adult, yeah, absolutely, you do, absolutely, because all right,
Corbin self admitted hypochondriac, totally right, proudly I card member.
I figure if anything, you would have the best advice of. Hey,
this is what you need to look for when you're
trying to find a new doctor. Some people have been
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with the same doctor since they were kids, all right,
that's cool, but I have not. So this is all
new territory for me, and that's why I asked help. Now,
if you guys don't want to help me, then no, no, no,
it's cool, but no, I figure it.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Forty five year old.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Man should be pretty good at picking a dog, l Like,
how do I make a decision?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
But I will gladly help you.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
First things first, Uh, huh stand up for me, okay,
standing yeah, point to where the pain is. Oh, oh,
it could be right here. It's right here. Sometimes it's
right here. Sometimes sometimes it's in the back. That's kidney.
Are I get that? I drink a whole bottle of
goddamn cranberry juice yesterday.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
You're not on your period, so it feels.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
A lot better.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
I'm not gonna lie, but uh.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Okay, cool, Well that's where my issues are at. What
else you got?
Speaker 5 (40:40):
And cranberry juice is is not for periods, It's not
even really a thing.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
And if you're drinking cranberry cocktail, you're not really getting
in anyway.
Speaker 8 (40:50):
Right.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
How much water are you drinking?
Speaker 2 (40:52):
And maybe you know, maybe you don't, but you need
to be taking on a hundred ounces of water a day.
I couldn't take exactly a ounce wise, but I can
tell you that I go through a bottle all of
these two during the show every day. So what are
these twelve ounce bottles whatever?
Speaker 6 (41:06):
So that's twenty four ounces at least during the show,
and then when I go home at night.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Sometimes it's just plain water. Sometimes it's just unsweetened tea.
Most of the time it's unsweetened tea. I have cut
sugar out of my life to the point to where
I've got an entire box of sugar in the raw,
never opened, right, It's just sitting in my fridge. I
bought it and then the next day I said, I'm
cutting sugar out of my life, and now I don't
know what to do with it. Sugar, but there may
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be a little bit of your doing too much at
one time and your body will fight you because it
only knows one way. So describe the pain. It's it's
not a throbbing pain. It's just kind of a their
kind of pain.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
You know.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
It's not making me double over, but it is causing
concern because I'm like, Okay, well.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Could it be cancer.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
It could be cancer, a kidney stone could be That's true,
you know, I I don't have anything very common on
the show. Ain't that the truth? And I'm not trying
to go down that path. Hence is why I'm trying
to turn things around in my life, you know what
I mean. But I have no trouble. I have no
trouble pissing. It doesn't hurt or anything, and I'm not
peeing blood. So I'm like okay, and I don't know
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how kidney stones work. Yeah, I don't know. If you know,
by the time you're pissing blood, it's too late.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
As far as picking a doctor goes. Which is why
I'm so bewildered by you asking this. Is I know
of you that I may tell you that this is
the greatest movie ever, but you may not think that.
So it's subjective. Hold on, so it's subjective. So I
may have a doctor and go this is the best
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way to pick a doctor, or this is a good doctor,
but you may go and be like, I didn't like
the way you smell. But that's so it's completely subjective. Yeah,
this is what I tell people when they ask me
therapists or even tattoo artists. You got to go and
find somebody that fits you. Okay, you go read reviews online.
Those aren't accurate, right. You have to go and just
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see what the doctor's like and be like, this feels right.
So there's a chance, which is kind of what I
figured i'd have to do, But you know, I thought
i'd ask anyway, just go and figure it out, talk
to them, see how they are, and if it's great, awesome,
we'll stick with them. If not, move on to the
next one. I didn't know if there were certain checkboxes
that you guys look for. You know, I took to
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the internet, you know what to look for when you're
looking for a new doctor or whatever. And clearly that
did not help me any and all whatsoever, because they're
talking about certifications and licenses, and obviously you want that.
You want to look good licensed doctor. You don't want
a doctor nick who's running out of a hotel room somewhere,
and that says, yeah, you have kidness, oones mindface, you
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know what I mean. So just not knowing again, when
I was a kid, my parents set that stuff up
for me. And then I go, no longer a child.
I'm an adult and haven't messed with any doctors for
twenty years until you know that most recent one. And
I'm like, all right, cool, and I liked her, it
was great, It's fantastic, eh. But now she not there
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and I gotta find somebody new, and I'm just lost.
I'm like, what the hell has she retired?
Speaker 6 (44:22):
She has retired. She just moved over to another clinic
that wants you to pay a membership fee. And I
was like, whoa, whoa, right, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
What I said.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
It's a holistic Oh is it a holistic doctor? I
don't know. Sometimes those that happens.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Is that what they just told you on the phone,
or did you actually the research?
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I did the research because I was like, all right,
because I know her name. And they're like, oh, she
moved to a clinic and broken era somewhere, and I'm like,
all right, cool, So I found her. And it's a
smaller clinic where you know.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
You deal with less people.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
If so, it's more individualized treatment blah blah blah. And
they're like, but become a member and I was like,
I'm not becoming I'm not paying a membership to.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Go to the gun damn doctor in the screen and
put her name out.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Somebody sent text this and I think this is a
really good uh point. And this person says that they've
had the same doctor for twenty plus years and it
was important to them that the doctor come and sit
down and listen to you and not hurry you up
and get you out. I agree one hundred percent. When
I got my doctor, I asked my buddy. I was like,
who do you go to? And he was like this
guy and I went okay, and I just went he
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didn't say it was great and he worked perfect for me. Okay,
And now he's been my doctor for a while long time,
and I he's probably not going to live to see
me be seventy, right, And so as I'm older, my yes,
I want a doctor to listen to me, but I
also want to I don't want to have to get
a new doctor in the third act, right, so now
(45:50):
be established, Yes, yeah, so you just got to find
the factor that's important to you if it's obviously sit
down and listen to you as something you want your
doctor to do. When we tried to, we went through
three pediatric doctors for my kids until we found one
that felt like it worked for us.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Because one doctor we went to she was inner.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Tablet the whole time, tapping away, never looked up at us,
and we moved.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
I was like, this is not awesome.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
There's no personalization or you know, good bedside manner there.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah, I guess, yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
And as far as the unless she's changed the type
of doctor she is, uh, then that seems odd to me.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Right.
Speaker 9 (46:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, here's the here's the length of the place that
that I found that she was at I'll send that
to you. So and I was like, I'm clear, now, yeah,
I'm like, this doesn't seem by the way, good pick.
By the way, Uh, that's not a doctor. This what
I mean? She was at one point in time. She's
not in now. No, she's not. Based on what I found,
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she's not a doctor. Well that's a good thing, I
guess now. That doesn't mean she wasn't qualified to treat you, right, right.
A PA is somebody who's qualified to treat you, but
a doctor she is not.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Maybe she is now, but according to this, she's a
PA okay, which is a physician assistant, right, not a doctor.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Like a dental assistant, not a dentist, well.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Except they can diagnose you and stuff. But they're kind
of like a doctor. But it's to me, you want
if you want a doctor, you want a doctor. I
got one that tells me to come to Bartlesville. I
think that's a long ways to drive to go to
the doctor. I'm looking for something more here in town. Yeah,
but okay, uh so what I'm hearing is is you're
(47:39):
just gonna have to play around until you find something
that's right for you. Yeah, if I were you, If
I were you, you pull up our insurance you look
for a doctor. They'll help you like a you want
a general practitioner doctor in your area, uh, And you
click it a couple of tabs and it'll bring up
a bunch of doctors and you just pick one.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Find one that's in our network somewhere and.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
From whether you want it close to here your house,
Like I picked my doctor is he is a general practitioner,
but he specializes in elder medicine. And I know, I know,
I get the joke, but I've been seeing him for almost,
you know, twenty three years.
Speaker 9 (48:21):
Okay, all right, then well I'll uh, I'll figure it out.
I'll probably call up the clinic that I used to
go to and be like, all right, you had two
choices for me, pick one and I'll go see them
and kind of see how that works out from there.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
That's I want to tell. This is the text. Uh Huh.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
I've had over a dozen kidney stones. Oh God, I
hated water and would rarely drink it. With every stones,
my nads hurt really really bad, like someone had kicked them.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Interrupted urination frequently.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I don't have that problem my nuts feels just fine
and there's no interrupted urination, you know, So I mean
that could also be your prostate, right, and how that
work out.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Your prosta kind of slows things down.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
And I don't know, but you you definitely this is
what triggers people that say, go to the doctor. Now,
I got all these problems, right. Yeah, Well, you know
when you uncover some, when you finally listen to the
rattling of the refrigerator and you start investigating, you find
out there's other problems. If you neglect the repair on
your car, it creates other problems.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
And that's kind of where I'm at.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
You know, I've changed things up and changed my diet
and trying to live a little bit longer for my
kids and my grandkids. And now it's like, Okay, you're
not suppressing all this these issues you've.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Had with with alcohol like you were before. You know,
because when you're drunk most of the time, you don't
feel anything. You've numbed everything, and now you're starting to
feel things and it's weird and I'm trying to figure
it out and I don't like it. Yeah, but I
would also say just stay in this idol for a while.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
On that stuff. You know, to take stuff away, So
don't go hit the gym, right, is that what I mean?
Speaker 2 (50:02):
You can you just replace the walking with that. Do
it feels right, don't force it? Okay, right, Like, don't
feel like you got to do another thing. You've already
done a lot for this year. You know what I'm saying.
People sometimes get overwhelmed because they add too much.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
That's what I was like, I'm not trying to quit
everything all at once, just one thing at a time.
I'm picking up what you're putting down. Eh, thanks, I'll uh,
I'll figure it out.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
Crown no World, take my strong hand, give train on
the give train, World, take my shrung hande on.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
The You are my kind of cripple GIMPI tremendous.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
The Big Man Morning Show returns next. Let's play a game.
The Little Things Man snipsknop, snurs. The game a little
bit of this, a little bit of that. You're gonna
call up decide who's gonna be your clue giver. Whoever
gets the most clues correct with their team member is
(51:09):
going to win tickets to see mud Veine tonight at
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Current record is well, I am lading with fourteen. Corbyn
you are right behind me with eleven. Lindsay's kind of
behind you with eight. Last week's winner, that would be
be so Lindsey and Corbyn eight three three four six
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O kmod eight three three four six O kmo D.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Let's go to the phones here. I hope this works.
See who we've got. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name, Chris? Chris?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
How are you today?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Good Chris? Who would you like to give? Clues?
Speaker 2 (51:50):
Lindsay or Corbyn? Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer
starts after the first clue. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (52:01):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
If you were going to buy a t bone steak,
it would be in what department.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Meat? Correct?
Speaker 9 (52:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (52:12):
This is a device used for writing, but you have
to refill it. It is what.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
Mechanical pencil think ink?
Speaker 4 (52:24):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Pin? Yes, what kind of pin think of? Uh? Uh?
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Grease Rome and uh. Kansas City are known as the
city of.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Water.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Know what you're talking about?
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Water pushing through It makes a pretty display. There's one
in front of in front of Saint Frank.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yes, put that together, mountain pin. Correct.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
This is if you wanted to change the color, like
when you're gonna make a a tie blank T shirt
like grateful Dead T shirt, you would use tie. Yes,
my knive is doll so it needs to get sharpened.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Drop in there you go. Uh. This is when they
hold your feet so you can drink beer.
Speaker 9 (53:12):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Four is what I got. Yeah, we ran out of
time on that one, but we got four. Chris, hang
on the line. Okay, all right, good morning, you're on
the air.
Speaker 3 (53:22):
What is your name? Yes, good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? Is really important?
Speaker 2 (53:31):
You turn your radio down at least so you can
hear the phone call. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? Brandon?
Speaker 3 (53:41):
How are you today? Good? You and Lindsey have to
beat four? Are you ready? Here we go?
Speaker 5 (53:51):
Okay, Brandon, before there was Nintendo, there was this gaming system.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
Sorry yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (54:03):
This is a type of sweater, not a not very
popular but maybe with older generation.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Kind of sweater. Start naming a sweater what coach no.
Speaker 5 (54:29):
Has buttons? Kind of a dressier sweater, wool past Uh,
you keep you keep your dry goods in this closet
in your kitchen. Yes, sorry, it's okay. Uh north south
(54:54):
east west. You hold this. You use this when you're
in the woods. You look for you look at this.
Use it?
Speaker 3 (55:01):
What time?
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Time?
Speaker 3 (55:03):
Time? Time? Time? What is the I lost track because
of a problem?
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Oh too, All right, let's see what Gimpia has in
his four x four well.
Speaker 6 (55:12):
Covina says here, let the UN to slash one fourth
of peacekeeping forces due to lack of funds. A senior
UN official says yesterday that it's cutting one fourth of
its peacekeepers in the coming months as future funding from the.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
US remains uncertain.
Speaker 6 (55:31):
The officials said the cuts would amount to over thirteen
thousand UN troops and police. The US is the largest
contributor to the UN peacekeeping force and accounts for over
twenty six percent of its funding. It says here that
Komy is seeking a speedy trial after not guilty plead.
(55:53):
Commie appeared in Alexandria, Virginia courtroom after formally pleading not
guilty to charges related to his twenty twenty congressional testimony.
The charges include one counts of making a false statement
to Congress and one counts of obstructing a congressional proceeding.
The case is connected to Comy's testimony before Congress in
twenty twenty. He's accused a lion to the Senate Judiciary
(56:16):
Committee about leaking information from the FBI's Trump Russian investigation
that began at twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
A trial has been set for January, and he faces
up to five years in prison if convicted. How do
you prove that, I mean you time to have like
an email, right, or some sort of tangible they lied. Yeah, ah, well,
they already found out that he lied, and that's why
he's going.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
You still have to prove it. You can say that,
but you have to prove it court. Right.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
Yeah, I'm sure there's records somewhere, little FBI stuff, not
way above my pay grade. It'd be wild if somebody
in the FBI, yes, please do this.
Speaker 3 (56:54):
I can't believe I lied or something to that regard.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
Like fabricated an email or whatever, emitting anything.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
Yeah, it would not surprise me. Though, what else do
we got here?
Speaker 6 (57:04):
Trump says that Iran could be part of the Middle
East peace process. Trump gave a phone interview last night
and said that peace plans currently being negotiated in Egypt
is about more than Gaza, but about peace in the
Middle East, and claim that Iran is going to be
actually a part of the whole peace situation. Under Trump's plan,
(57:26):
Palestinian militant group MASS would release its remaining hostages while
Israel pulls its troops back. The President said he also
believes that the hostage hostages still being held in Gaza
will all be released on Monday, and then lastly here
the City of Muscogee host regional food truck inspection event.
(57:49):
The City Muscogee Fire Marshall's Office, the Oklahoma State Fire
Marshall's Office, and Oklahoma lp GAS Administration are partnering to
host a food truck inspection event on October thirtieth from
nine am to three pm. The event will be held
across the street from fire Station Number one, Muskogee near
Fifth and Columbus. Inspectors from the State Firals, Mars, Fire
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Marshall's Office, and LPGAs administration will be on site performing
safety and code inspections for food trucks and trailers.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning at Corbyn.
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the day. So today for conspiracy Theory Thursday, we're getting political,
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but not in the way you think. There's always talk about, oh,
the president's going to do this, any president, not this
one specifically, they're going to do this, and they're like,
well they can, it's in the constitution or things like that. Well,
there's been over twelve thousand proposed constitutional amendments. Wow, in
the history of our country. Twelve thousand. That's a lot,
(59:31):
and only twenty seven, as we know, have happened twelve thousand,
So I have some of the most notable failed ones
that didn't make it. They wanted to change the country's
name in eighteen sixty six. Okay, they wanted to drop
United States and just call it America Merca, which is
(59:53):
interesting because some people do call it America. Yeah, rarely
do you go, I'm from the United States of America. True,
But I mean there are two Americas, right, You got
North and South, right, well, so I mean, yeah, it
helps that we are the United States right of those
two America.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
But we don't care about that. Look at the Gulf right.
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
A Marca, we do one, right, I'm just saying that, Like,
that's crazy to think about. Imagine if somebody put out
an amendment to change the country's name today, you would
it be blasphemy? Oh yeah, I don't know. Here's another one.
Abolish the presidency. In eighteen sixty they wanted to replace
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the single executive with a three person council, each with
veto power.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
So like the presidents, right, the presidents of the United States,
where we sing about peaches.
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
And I get why that didn't like it didn't happen
because you go, oh, yeah, I'm very united.
Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
If we have three, yeah, three heads are better than one.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
In term limits for presidents, efforts have been made to
repeal the twenty second Amendment multiple times, and the idea
would be to allow multi unlimited re elections.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Okay, yeah, that's not a good idea. I don't think
so for any president, even if you love them.
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah, I mean FDR got away with that's he's the
reason why we have those. You can only do two
terms because if we didn't have that, then, oh hell,
he wo'd have kept going on for damn Ever.
Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
Are we the only country with term limits?
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I mean we don't, yes, and no on a president, Yes,
but we don't have him on representative right, which is wild.
Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
If your president has to have term limits, maybe your
senators and House members should.
Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Don't ever think.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Don't ever think they won't try to change the constution
because it's been attempted twelve thousand times. Here's an other one.
Abolish the vice presidency. Okay. There have been several attempts
over the years to remove the vice president's office as
it is unnecessary. I don't disagree, but I also think
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you need it when you're running for office. But when
you're running for president to you get basically to go
after all these other votes by having a vice president,
that maybe is an area you're not good with. Okay,
I see it as the vice president is the assistant manager. Okay,
that's not true. It's the chief of staff that is.
Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
All right, right, But like when the president's out right,
this guy stabs in, something happens to, the president gets sick, dies, whatever,
that guy steps in, I'm the new manager now.
Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
No, I mean hierarchy, yes, but ultimately the chief of
staff is the one who's who would makes a lot
of the decisions, right, and it makes it that don't
make no mistake about that. But you want to talk
to the president, even the vice president, you got to
go through the chief of staff, which has been that
way if you look at it through monarchies and all
(01:03:10):
that through history, there's always.
Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Been the hand the hand exactly, Game of thrones. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Another amendment that was proposed elect the president by lot.
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
By a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
In eighteen oh eight, Senators would draw lots and one
and the one picking a special colored ball becomes the
president for one year.
Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Like the lottery. I don't know if I like that,
but I like.
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
The one year thing. But also, how fast are you
gonna get your feet wet? I mean, based on the
current president? Pretty fast. I don't know if I like
picking our leaders by who pulls a rubber duck out right?
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Whoever got the colored marble?
Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Oh, that's me all right?
Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Another amendment add more vice presidents. Proposals to have multiple
vice presidents a first, second, and third are split the
role into separate executive and legislative vps.
Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Sure, again, I don't care it's the vice president. Abolish
the US Senate.
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
In nineteen eleven, a socialist representative proposed removing the Senate,
giving all legislative power to the House.
Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I love that there's two different powers because they think
of things differently, they represent differently. This one may get
a lot of people excited as a possible amendment that
was proposed of the twelve thousand that have been posed
of all time. Abolish the Electoral College. Yeah, many amendments
have tried to replace it with direct election of the president.
(01:04:49):
One past the House in nineteen sixty nine, but installed
in the Senate are as. I like to call electoral
college DEI. The people that are under they don't have
enough population. It's weighted right, or it's waited the other way.
It makes sense, like back in the day when you know,
a lot of there weren't a lot of cities, people
(01:05:10):
were living out in the mountains, you know, stuff like that.
Electoral college makes sense. But I think with today's world,
I don't think we really need it. Another possible amendment
that was proposed abolish the electoral college. Oh no, I
didn't create a court that could overrule the Supreme Court.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
But the Supreme Court is supreme. That's why it's the
Supreme Court.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
The proposal was for a Court of the Union allowing
review over Supreme Court rulings. I feel like the word
supreme is pretty top tier.
Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
Yeah, yeah, I would put the Supreme Court over the
Court of the Union. I mean, there's a reason why they.
Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Have those nine people that are old af making decisions.
I think, then what do we have another one than
to look over the Court.
Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Of the Union.
Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Yeah, it's out of control.
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
In nineteen thirty three, an amendment was proposed to limit
personal fortunes. It would have allowed Congress to count their
individual wealth at one million dollars at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
I don't hate that. I don't hate that at all. No,
not at all.
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
When you make that much money, you it's easy for
you to be like, well, sure, I'll do that so
I can get more contracts or another one. And I
don't hate this. Require a public vote to declare war,
I don't hate that at all. A nineteen sixteen amendment
idea war declarations must first go to popular vote.
Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
Yeah, because if the majority of the people are like, no,
I don't think we should get involved in X, y Z,
then we wouldn't. But right now it's just a group
of old heads being like, yeah, we need to go
in there and do it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
And it makes sense why that didn't happen because the
people that do decide, those that you choose to represent
you or be like, then what are we for?
Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
You choose us to make those decisions, which is the
biggest fallacy ever.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
You you know, vote.
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
For Bob thinking he has a great drywall company, Right,
he's gonna choose the way I would choose. That is
not even close to the truth. And then the last
one on this list of the twelve thousand amendments that
have been proposed to the Constitution. Remember, only twenty seven
have ever went through. Is make war illegal? In nineteen
(01:07:33):
twenty six, A proposals sought to outlaw war entirely, no preparing, declaring,
or engaging in armed conflict. That's not gonna work. That
will never work. There's always going to be war and
conflict around the world. Now, whether we get involved is
a different story. Yeah, but there's always going to be
some kind of conflict.
Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
People just can't get along. That's just all that there
is to it. But you got to be prepared. You can't.
Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Yeahsane at the idea that just because you don't think
there should be war doesn't mean other people feel that way.
Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
I'm not saying we shouldn't have a military and we
shouldn't have a defense and we should not be prepared
if anybody wants to invade our land. But you can't.
You can't avoid conflict. You can't avoid and that goes
in everyday life, not just running a country, going to war, whatever,
just in everyday people's lives.
Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
You can't avoid conflict. You could try, but it's going
to catch up to you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I mean Martin Luther King was adamantly against violence, and
not only did he die in a violent way, but
he got beat up in front of his congregation by
someone who didn't agree with him, and when people stepped in,
he was like, no, let this man.
Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Get this out right, which is wild to think about.
Who he's a pussy? Sure, if that's what you think.
He just didn't want to deal with the bull.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
It doesn't get you. It doesn't get you anything. It
only creates other proper in every scenario you think, like
even with like executions of prisoners, the people who are
responsible for it, who hit the injection button, it carries
a weight on them, Not that that is a reason
(01:09:16):
to not do it, but it carries a weight on
that that they lift live with. Yeah, that's a job
I don't think I could do, to be honest with you.
I mean, you see, like in those medieval movies, the
guy comes out without a shirt on. He's all buff,
you know, he's got that black hood riot and he's
got the acts. And now he has to go and
chop dude's head off. Oh no, oh, I don't know,
(01:09:40):
but I guess it's either do it or die.
Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
You kind of have a choice. But i'd rather know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
I'm reading this book right now. I think I've talked
about it where they have removed the meat has become tainted,
so we grow humans for cannibalism, and the process on
how they process the meat is in this book.
Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
It's a disturbing book.
Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
And the people that have to do it are messed up,
like they cannot think straight. They're bad, bad people because
you have to go to a dark place and stay
there if you're going to do bad and dark things. Yeah,
it's not easy to come out of that darkness. No,
I can see why the suicide rate would be outrageous.
(01:10:24):
So this is some that I've been proposed in the
last twenty five years. There was a proposal for Supreme
Court reform, term limits for justices or removing lifetime tenure,
proposals to ban flag descoration, burning it desecration. Yeah, proposal
(01:10:46):
to Article five to clarify or restrict how constitutional convention
would work to prevent a runaway convention. Okay, attempts to
repeal the twenty second Amendment would have would remove presidential
term limits. That's been one of the last few years.
Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
So can they brought that up to remove term limits?
Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Hey, if that first you don't succeed, try try again.
Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
But I thought we were like, hey, presidents of a
certain age, we shouldn't be president anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
I thought we no, we're changing that now. Okay, that's fine.
You want to be one hundred and fifty years old
and run a country.
Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Go for it. I just thought we were like, oh, no,
you're too old. He's too old to do it. And
now you're like, no, this guy's fine. Though we all
know that they're not actually running the country. You said
it yourself. Chief of staff is the one in their
ear making all the decisions, you know. But if you're
with that person, all right, they're just weakened up, burning.
Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Easy, Hello, everybody. I mean there have been a.
Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Couple of times I've thought that to the last I
don't know, five to seven years. All right, we got
to take a break and we'll be back conspiracy theory Thursday.
And this one came across my so social media FYP.
Oh those don't know. That stands for for you page,
you old people. And it's called the Red Shoes Club,
(01:12:12):
the red Shoes Club, or you say red shoes red
shoes club. I remember Red Shoe Diaries do you Yeah,
did you read the books?
Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Oh? No, that was the TV show on old skin Amax.
Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Right. I think David Duchovny was a part of the
Red Shoe Diaries if I remember.
Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
So this is an online theory that says powerful elite
people belong to a secret group called the Red Shoes Club. Politicians, celebrities,
religious figures. That's same trope we hear all the time, right,
Only only famous people are involved in these crazy things
us normal people, isn't It was a Jimmy cho that's
(01:12:55):
got the red bottoms?
Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Is that the same thing? No? Okay, so they just
wear red shoes. No.
Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
The idea is that the red shoe is a symbol
of membership and you wear it out in public. And
they point to the Pope as being an example of this,
that popes wear this red shoe, Hollywood award shows and
random celebrities and red heels are red sneakers, that it
is signaling. And the part that's crazy about the pope
(01:13:26):
is it is ceremonial for the pope to wear red shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
It is to remind the Pope that he.
Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Walks through the he walks through the blood of martyrs,
that people have come before him, that he is there
for a specific mission.
Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Which makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Yes, yes, a lot of ceremony around papal things. It's
incredibly fascinating dissecting it. Thinking that one pope had protest shoes,
which he did not. They just were well on local
rome tailored shoes. He was like, ah, I'm gonna pick
this tailor to make me special shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
He did, and we were like they were a Prada.
Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
They were not. It started getting posted on four Chan
and Reddit's about ten years ago, about the time Pizzagate.
Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Was going on.
Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
People would post photos online of look at all these
people in red shoes, just the photo, letting you come
up with the context, finish the story type of thing
like look it's Jesus and the toast.
Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Oh, now I see it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
There's hashtags Peto gate and hashtag red Shoe club. And
this is where I think conspiracies own so much of
our bandwidth right now, is because algorithms in social media
are designed to keep you engaged and share, bookmark, comment,
(01:15:05):
any of those things is the hook? Any of those
things is you dropping the seed that they know they
got you. And then what they do is they just
pedal to the ground after that. Oh, yeah, that's all
you see after that. In this case, it'd be conspiracy
theories or whatever. Mine's been AI music lately and I'm
(01:15:28):
loving it. I have a good exam not on air,
but off air. I'll play an example of some AM music.
I got that noice?
Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Is it the cream Queen? No? No, that's one of
my favorites. Usually. No, I made a song, Oh did you? Yeah? Oh,
I meaning I hit enter?
Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
But yeah, right right, you put the information accounts, Yeah,
that accounts. Listen.
Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
If there is an actress out there who is AI
and looking for an agent, why can't there be AI music,
you know, being played on your radios and streams and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
How amazing would it be if I want a Grammy
for AI music.
Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Oh, that'd be fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Because you can't carry a tune for no nothing, Nope,
not even auto tune can.
Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Help you out. Nope.
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
It took on in a piano of three years out
of tune before I even knew it was out in tune.
Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
I listen. It's never too late to set goals for yourself.
I agree, and I think that you should make that happen.
Work hard, do your AI music.
Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Try to win a Grammy.
Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
You would be the only Grammy Award winning person on
this show.
Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
That would be awesome. I can said, I'm the only
boweling champion on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Yeah, yeah, I know you won't let us forget it. Hey,
I thought we're proud of our accomplishments.
Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
We are, Yeah, we are.
Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Lindsay and her fishing trophy. H when was your fishing
trophy Lindsay.
Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
In twenty twenty.
Speaker 9 (01:16:56):
Three?
Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Relatively recent?
Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
That in any trophies?
Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
Yeah, beauty pageant?
Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Right, and forgot about that? What year was that?
Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
I was five, Michigan?
Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Which one is more grotesque? Me and the bowling are
her five year old beauty pageant award?
Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
That's gonna be the beauty I think so?
Speaker 6 (01:17:17):
Yeah, I think so Yours was in the eighth grade, right,
so you were what twelve at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Yeah, I could make a joke and say I can
still bowl good, But I don't mean that.
Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Damn I said I could. I didn't. Do you have
a trophy? Uh no, you have no trophies trophy?
Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
He does.
Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Oh yeah, I got all the ones from Schnip Schnapschner
and you know, pick the flick and all that so
I guess if those count. But outside don't let us
not remember that I am the greatest when it comes
to these games. The stats speak for themselves regardless before this.
Same with my eighth grade bowling stats. They speak for
themselves at Valley Park Lanes.
Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Don't forget the employee of the month.
Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's a certificate. That's all other cagay.
Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
That was not a plastic or brass trophy. It was
just something they printed up on the internet. So it
doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
As far as the Red Shoe Club goes the idea,
I don't know why we take things that are normal
stuff and turn them into secret symbols. All I know
is when you do this, you clearly have never been
a part of anything secret, because if you're in something secret,
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you don't give clues like red shoes yeah, or the
all seeing eye triangle. I can't do it because my
hands are objected. You make the argument that no one
will talk, but yet they'll do red shoes as a giveaway.
Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Why would they do that?
Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
Okay, I like that because they cannot physically speak what
what they're part of.
Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
But you have to get it out.
Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
Anybody nobody can hold a secret at all, whatsoever. I
don't give a damn who you are. Nobody can hold
a secret. So in order to hold this secret, you
still gotta.
Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Get that house somehow. It's I mean, I don't.
Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
Tell everybody what's going So what do you do? You
come up with symbolism red shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yes, but if everybody does it and that it's known
as a giveaway that you're in it, you're now not
in a secret thing. And if these people that can't
have to get it out, where are there all those
people that know about the you know, the second shooter
right like they'd have to get it out too.
Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Yeah they did, and now they're dead. See, we don't.
Sometimes the damn clock.
Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Sometimes pizza emoji is just pizza. Sometimes sometimes an egg
plant emoji is someone's desire for baba ganoush. Sometimes a
red shoe babash.
Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Is good, dude, I've never had it.
Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
I don't know, dude, look at eggplant in the store
and I'm like, that looks weird.
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
I agree, one hundred percent. One hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
But when it's done well or you have baba ganoosh,
it's so good. And as somebody on their health kick,
you might like it.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
I think it's just funny to say. It is funny to.
Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Say, but sometimes a triangle is just a triangle, and
sometimes a red shoe is just a red shoe. Not
everything is worth standing up for. Sometimes you go, yeah,
look at those people in a stupid secret club. There's
another thing I'm not doing a perfect text here. Ronald
McDonald wears red shoes. He's in the club too. He
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just got really big toes.
Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
That would mean like all clowns probably are in it.
Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Yeah, well, if they are political figures and celebrities, maybe right,
we got to take a break.
Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
I don't think Build Belichick is gonna make it to
the end of the year as a coach, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Just because he sucks at his job or like health wise.
Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
There is reports coming out of the inner workings, if
you believe them, that it's incredibly toxic. Okay, the nc
double A is investigating them for some violations already already,
(01:21:28):
and that if he leaves within the first year, he
doesn't get as much money, he doesn't get all the
money or something like that, and that the university has
to come out and make a statement like we are
supporting him. Bill Belichick is like, we are in this,
but the story is, let me see, I got the
notes right here. The story is he has discussed buyout
(01:21:49):
options with North Carolina. He's a signaled a willingness to
trigger his own one million dollar buyout if he can't
find a soft landing with another team or in meat.
The coaching staff have already spoken to other schools that
are expected to be in the College Football Playoff about
taking on roles during the postseason. One coach quote, the
(01:22:09):
rats are leaving the ship.
Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
And what happens when the rats leave, They're the first
to go.
Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Yeah, for those that are know, that is a phrase
when a boat sinks, follow the rats because they're going
to where it's dry well.
Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
And Hulu had signed on for a season long documentary
that we're going to follow their season and that's been
scrapped now.
Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Yeah, it's been canceled.
Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Yeah, there's reports of the recruit of recruiting violations and
in practice violations that have already been validated through the school.
Do you think that's a lot of his ego right there? Like,
I'm Bill Belichick, super Bowl champion coach.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
I could do whatever the hell I want.
Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
No, I think it is a sign of lack of
authority to be honest.
Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
I also like the school's like, come on this, Bill man.
Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
No him, Oh, he's not keeping people accountable. He's not
right at the ship. He hasn't said this isn't okay. Uh.
His communication with the staff in the past two weeks
has been described as weird and distant by multiple members
of the UNC coaching staff, and multiple coaches were unable
(01:23:25):
to get a hold of him during the bye week.
Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
One quote, coach is quoted as saying, what we've done
to these kids is fed up. Oh damn, that sounds
not good. No, And I think it's possible he could
get an NFL gig. I think there's going to be
some teams that are going to be looking for a
coach sooner rather than later. The Giants obviously come to mind,
(01:23:52):
though maybe Jackson Dart's saving Dabeles career. McDaniels. I think
he has been on about I'm on the hot seat.
He has been honest that the owner is not happy
and so which I applaud him. At least he's like
not going no, everything's good, right.
Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Right, right?
Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
And is he trying to fix the problem. I think
he's lost the locker room.
Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
I think he can't. I think it's just a matter
of time. That's fair. That's fair Bill. I don't think
he needed to go and find a job after he
left the pets, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:24:23):
I think he should have just retired and enjoyed his
hot ass young girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (01:24:28):
There's no need for him to go coach college if
he loses this gig. There's no need for him to
go anywhere else. The cat's worth seventy million dollars, right,
he doesn't need to. I think he's just doing it.
That's my opinion. He's doing it because he doesn't know
anything else to do well. One of the other quotes
was having to do that. She's been a problem too.
All the distraction, not even including football, are not worse.
(01:24:51):
Like if they were winning, nobody would care. But when
you're not winning.
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Right, she's Yoko owning the organization. I guess he's the
only thing I could think of. I mean she's just
a distraction. Uh, I mean she's okay, she's a seven
and a half eight, she's got a screen great body,
but she wears a lot of makeup.
Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
She's a map.
Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Yeah, I think he's not. She's not the hottest girl.
How I gotta be honest. When I saw him, was like,
that's what you're jeopardizing your your career credibility on of.
Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Course he's not looking at the face. He's looking at
her boob. I don't think he was struggling anyway, so
far as like partner wise, Yes, No, he's Bill Belichick.
He's got seventy million dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Yeah, his boss knew where all the good HJ places.
Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
Where do you take that? You know, recommendation from your boss.
If he's like, hey, I know a great place you
can get a handy, I mean, let's change it a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
I'm going to name some things I would give you
recommendations on.
Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
You guys, say yes you would take them.
Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Or know you wouldn't, Okay, all right. Restaurant yes, yeah,
you're a foodie for sure. Burger Joint, barbecue, ye. Clothing store, no.
Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Wear different clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Well, I mean if I just there was clothing for you, sure, right, Yeah,
Hey you might like this place. They have a lot
of leather, gimpie. Do they have masks with zippers on them?
Goodwill stam in places he'd be interested in. Doctors, Yeah,
for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
Grocery stores, yeah, might be a little out of I
might go check it out, might go in there and
see what it's about.
Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
I may or may not buy anything.
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Yeah, I would never recommend whole foods to you. I
would recommend whole foods to Lindsay, but I can read
the room. How about hairstylist a cut person that cuts hair, Barbara.
Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
Barber.
Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
Sure, I might take the kids.
Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
I have to take that back because you have and
I've gone and checked it out, but I don't go
there anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I guess I would
try it once, all right, and if it didn't work out,
then I wouldn't be going back. So, based off the
evidence I presented, we are in agreements. They would absolutely
take advice on what like I would consider and take
it under heavy advisement to visit the place you have recommended.
(01:27:36):
So then I'm telling you, gimp, yes, you get recommended
a place that is in does massages or is an escort,
right right, Hey, Bob had great things to say about you,
so I'm really looking to see how this works out.
Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
He has got the softest hands. And then do you
guys circle back and debrief.
Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
I would come back to you and say, listen, Bob's
hands were crusty and dry, and it was like sandpaper
bro Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
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Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
I would think they're lying, like with you personally.
Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
I was just thinking, like if somebody came up to you.
Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
And said that I want to shoot porn with you, Yeah,
I don't think I could I could handle that. Let's
go ahead and do topless Hyperbig Mad Morning Show's top
List Random topics randomly drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn,
Campi and Lindsay with this week's topless. This week's top
list is the Top five bumper stickers. Top five bumper stickers.
Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
What do you got? Lindsay?
Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
Okay, coming in at number five. You guys remember the
in the nineties, the got Milk advertisements? There that campaign
Got Milk.
Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Yeah, everybody walked around with the creamy white stuff on
the lip.
Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
Yes, and you could see it was the black and
white ad and uh, I came from a pretty uh
flatulant family. I guess you could say you're farters, yes, okay,
and stinky.
Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
You guys are stinky.
Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
My, when I got my first car, I got a
bumper sticker that was in black and white and looked
like the Gotten Milk ad and it said got gas.
And when I put that on the back of my car,
my aunt, when she saw it for the first time,
she thought it was the funniest bumper sticker she had
ever seen. And she was so appropriate and every time
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she would seem got gas, and she still did this day.
When she sees me, thinks of that bumper sticker was there?
Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
Did it just say the word gas?
Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Or didn't have like a green cloud or anything to
imply it was farting or was it petroleum?
Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
Just just got gas, just like the got milk.
Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Okay, who was the gassiest one in your family? My dad,
of course.
Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Now who's the gassest I'd say my husband?
Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Always the man, always the men, you don't think you stink?
Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
Probably the middle child.
Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
You have twins, I know, but we're on the air,
you say twins.
Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
So yeah, that goes goes to show she has a
face rip because she'll call him out by a name.
Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
This one, it's the middle child. What uh?
Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
What? How long did it take you to start passing
gas in front of the exchange student?
Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
Good question?
Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
I don't do you get up, like a brand new relationship,
go to the other room and just.
Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Let it rip. No, you just hold it till you
go to bed and then let the sheets flutter.
Speaker 5 (01:31:27):
No, you shull, I'll just go use the restroom.
Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
Yeah, So, like I said, you get up and go
to another room and let it go.
Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
Has he farted in front of you guys yet?
Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
I don't think so. Not that I'm not that I'm aware.
Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
He's not comfortable and you're not comfortable.
Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
See now that's what you guys got to do. You
guys both just got to sit down and let it rip.
Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
You have.
Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Yeah, come to fartis Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
Number number four a honk if a kid falls out.
Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Of vagina. I think the car is the implication.
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
See this is that's a bad bumper sticker swerve if
a kid falls out, feels like very better, like much
better instruction.
Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
Yeah. Uh. Number three, if we're gonna ride my ass,
at least pull my hair.
Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Seen that before?
Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
Yeah uh? And number two my brakes are good. How
is your insurance for tailgating?
Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
Not bad? And then number one on my list. I
when I was a kid, I was never an honorall student.
And my parents, they, like you, Corbyn, they were not
fans of bumper stickers on their vehicles. They never put
them on their their car. But when we started getting
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letter grades in school and children started making the honor roll,
they would get a bumper sticker sent home that said,
you know, proud parent of a Edgewood Elementary Eagle honorable student.
(01:33:14):
And I never got one because I was never an
honorable student, and I always kind of felt bad and
I just I tried, but my math grades I never
could get above a sea. And I felt bad because
my friends would be like, yay, they made honorall and
they got this bumper sticker. Not that my parents would
have put the bumper sticker on their car anyway, but
(01:33:37):
you know, maybe they would have put it up with
a magnet on the fridge or something. And so when
in the car line, I would see that my dad
would pick me up and he would see the bumper
sticker on the car, like, oh, good for them, their
kid made honorall. And I would just feel guilty, feel bad.
And then one day we're driving down the road and
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my dad it's this bumper sticker and it says, my
kid beat up your honor student. And he laughed out loud,
and I was like, oh my gosh, yes, I love
that because it kind of like took the pressure off
all of a sudden of me not being an honorable student.
Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Need my therapy music.
Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
Yeah, I know this is clearly a deep wound for you, yes,
but I loved it.
Speaker 5 (01:34:22):
I was like, oh, so I love the bumper sticker
since that day of seeing it the first time, I
was like, yeah, all right, I'm not an honored student
and I don't have that bumper sticker.
Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
But did you beat anybody up?
Speaker 9 (01:34:36):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
I didn't because I was never a violent kid.
Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
Either, Bolt advertising.
Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Do you think they kept those bumper stickers like my
kid's an Honora student at the school, Like they kept
those under lock and key and you had to like
what because now you can just buy one? Yeah, anytime
you want. Yeah, they probably did some Karen, yes, being
like no the PTA care, Well, that wouldn't have come
(01:35:02):
from the school, right, Yeah, PTA's are corrupt, so they are.
It's probably one of the most commonplaces embezzlement happens, okay,
right the people that usually do it and Dot calm down,
and I'm not talking about you specifically. Is that you
feel entitled, right, you feel like you're doing something, so
everybody should be grateful to you. Most of the parents involved,
(01:35:25):
I think probably have good intentions, but overall PTA it
wouldn't surprise me, like, well, we'll.
Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
Give your kid one, right, So it can't be them.
Can't be trusted. Cakewalks, yes, right, not anymore?
Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
Too many allergies.
Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Easily the worst offense of the last twenty of my
upbringing is there's no more cakewalks.
Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
God, cakewalks were good they were the best.
Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
They were.
Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
For those that don't know what a cakewalk is, it's
kind of like musical chairs kind of where if you
want to participate, you bring a cake and then you
stand on a circle and they're eliminated one at a
time and then you.
Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Get that cake whatever's left. Right. It's a good way
to get different cakes.
Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
I've also seen it done with a lottery where the
cakes are given a number and then you draw a number,
and if they draw your number, you get to pick
the cake that's associated.
Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
With that number.
Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
So sometimes you might get your favorite chocolate chocolate cake.
Most time, though, you're gonna get a walnut cake.
Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
Right, which I love. By the way, have you ever
had a wallet cake?
Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Yeah, so good?
Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
Or a carrot cake is in there once in a
great while.
Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
I wasn't a big fan of those.
Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
I like good carrot cakes. Carrot cake is the separation
from regular cakes. If we take that one out, there's
no bad cakes, right, But if you put that one in,
it can go south real fast, right, putting real.
Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
Carrots and then get out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
We're doing our top list top five bumper stickers.
Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
What do you got, Gimpie?
Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
I saw this one caution driver makes frequent stops at
your mom.
Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
That's number five.
Speaker 6 (01:37:02):
I thought it was funny. Number four is one that
my grandma had. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what
you're up to, which is true.
Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
You're like, look at this cheshire or some bitch, what
the hell's he up to?
Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
So that's number four.
Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Number three. I had this one on my car when
I was nineteen twenty, and I got to use it.
Speaker 6 (01:37:32):
Actually, right, the bumper sticker says, if it's too loud,
you're too old.
Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Right.
Speaker 6 (01:37:39):
So I'm at a stoplight thirty first and Memorial, and
I had this car.
Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
Wasn't I driving at that time?
Speaker 6 (01:37:49):
I think it was my niece on I was driving
at the time, and I had a pair of twelves
in the back and the system was homping.
Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Dude, it was loud. It was loud. I loved it.
Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
And this old lady a convertible. Now, I say old lady, right.
I was twenty at the time. She had been in
her fifties, so she to me she was an old gal. Right,
She's got her convertible top down with her short, little
red hair and a blue baseball cap on right, and
she turns around, looks at me and says.
Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Don't you think that's too loud?
Speaker 6 (01:38:25):
And I looked at her, pointed at the sticker, said
don't you think you're a little too old?
Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
Yeah, you showed her.
Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
I sure did.
Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
Went to her Bunco game, just pissed. Yeah. I didn't
tell anybody about it though, because she didn't remember. Right,
So that's number three. Number two.
Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
I remember seeing this bumper sticker when I was twelve
years old coming back from Ohio going to Alabama. We
had a family of reunion in Ohio, right, and everybody
from all over the country went and converged on in
Ohio for this for this family reunion, and my grandma
(01:39:09):
and grandpa went back, My mom and dad took my
brothers went back, and I was riding back.
Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
They left before we did.
Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
I stayed at Uncle Buck's house for damn at least
a week, I think afterwards. So I'm riding back with
my uncle Jack and his wife mary Anne. Now Jack
and mary Anne. Jack was my grandpa's on my mom's
side brother. Okay, it's all gonna make sense in a
little bit.
Speaker 6 (01:39:38):
But we stop at this truck stop in Kentucky. I
believe it was Kentucky and we're just looking around and
I'm looking at the bumper stickers because I find them humorous.
And this one said, I'm so horny, I get excited
at the crack of dawn. And I thought that was
the damn funniest thing ever. I'm like, hey, Aunt, Marianne,
(01:39:59):
check this out. She just kind of chuckled a little
bit and went on about her way. But that stuck
with me ever since I was twelve years old. When
you said bumper stickers yesterday, that was one of the
first ones that popped into my head. That's why it's
number two, number one. I had this one on my car,
but in the window, on the back window, and I
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got so many compliments on this bumper sticker, and I'll
never forget again.
Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
I was I was seventeen at the time.
Speaker 6 (01:40:29):
I had seventeen seventeen, Yeah, going to school in Jinks
and I was on my way to work, I think,
and I was driving an eighty six Pontiac six.
Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
Thousand, and I had this on the back of the car.
Speaker 6 (01:40:42):
And this old couple come up, pulled up next to
me at the stoplight, wave to get my attention because
I'm just driving out of my own business. I look
over and I was like, hey, what's up. And they're like,
I love your bumper sticker. And that bumper sticker said
lost your cat? Try looking under my tires. Yeah, feels
(01:41:05):
like one that you would have.
Speaker 9 (01:41:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
Yeah, we're doing our top lists. We're doing bumper stickers. Now.
I went just not the bumper. I went with any
sticker that goes on the.
Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
Back of the car. Okay, okay. Number five, where did
I put five?
Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
Oh I'm not gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
It's always a solid good one.
Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Number four Tell your cat. I said that one's funny.
I think you can interpret it another way too, if
you'd like. Number three. Any sticker that utilizes the rear
windshield wiper. Okay, like a cattail, dogtail, something like that. Right,
I've seen one with a wrestler. Okay, those are pretty creative.
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Number two memoriam sticker. Memorial sticker, so like the whole
back win shield takes up, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
Memorial for somebody who died. Right. I have told my wife,
God forbid something happens to me.
Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
You better do this. It is fantastic. Imagine your whole
life memorialized on the back of a Geo Metro. That
is fantastic until they trade that car in, right, And
I think there's a price point.
Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
I think there's a price point where you don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
You don't see it on the back of a Mercedes, right,
it's too fancy of a car. You don't see it
on the back of a Lexis. Would you be offended
if it didn't take up the entire back window and
if you just got like the bottom left corner. Well,
I mean, ideally, if I could design it, it would
be that sea through sticker that goes on the back
and it would be like everything okay, but as long
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as it's like in memory of our loving dad and husband,
you know, Corbin, Right, some great quote that I never said, right, Right,
And then you better put something in the fact of
like you'll be missed, we will miss you, something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
You be sure to load your dishwasher correctly.
Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
I mean, I'm probably not gonna go with that, but yeah,
I mean that is a famous Corman quote. Yeah, but
I I literally say it once a day only in
this room.
Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
Right.
Speaker 5 (01:43:21):
It's cheaper than a gravestone.
Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
And you'll take it everywhere gravestone you're not going to
see at all, that is true, but like I want
people to know you're grieving.
Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
Still thirteen years later. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
And the other thing I always wonder about those is
do you take them off? Like if it's your husband,
do you take them off when you do get in
a new relationship, right?
Speaker 5 (01:43:46):
Or or if you're not even a new relationship. But
if you do trade in that vehicle and get a
new one, do you then put it on the new vehicle?
Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
You meet a girl at the bar, she's like, let's
go back to my place. You walk out to her
car that's on the back. How far away does the
death date where it says does it have to be
before you're like, oh ho ho no, no, lindsay.
Speaker 5 (01:44:11):
For you to be a guy, for sure, yeah, few,
I'd probably look at it and think.
Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
It had to be a few years. It needs to
be a few years, okay, GIMPI I'm I'm I think
I'm okay with the current year.
Speaker 6 (01:44:30):
Let's just say if it's twenty twenty five, right, I
would probably ask and be like when in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
Okay, did he pass? We're in October?
Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
Okay, January?
Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
I'd gota be okay with it.
Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
February, Oh yeah, March, yeah, April, May, June, July, August, yeah, September,
October was yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
We're nine days in man.
Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
The number one bumper sticker I have for our is
stay back five hundred feet not responsible for damages, easily
the most funny bumper sticker out there. Right, because it
means nothing, You're still responsible. It's called failure to secure load.
Speaker 9 (01:45:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
This deck says, hey, Besty, please let me merge.
Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
This one says.
Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
I had one on my truck back in high school
that said, I'll bet you a new car I can
break faster than you. I once had a sticker that
said it's four nineteen Got a minute.
Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
I had the same t shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
This person's top five bumper stickers five, number five booty patrol. Yeah,
number four FBI Female Body Inspector. Number three, horn is broke.
Watch for finger number two. Keep honking. I'm reloading. Do
you roll around? Did you already dissed? I've never interested
that one? Did you have you already discharged the weapon?
Speaker 3 (01:45:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
Well yeah at the last person that honked at me,
So you just roll around, okay? And then number one
for them My other ride is your mom. There's another
person's top five caution wild curves ahead. Number four, Object
and mirror are dumber than they appear. Number three grass,
gas or ass. Nobody rides for free. Number two honk
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if you love bad decisions. Another one. Number one. My
other ride is your mom. Poor moms man, I break
for hallucinations supporting single moms one dollar at a time.
I saw a really tiny bumper sticker that said, do
you follow Jesus this close? That is a good one. Uh,
(01:46:48):
my other toy has oka has breasts. I can't say that. Yeah,
bumper stickers. There's some good ones and there's some bad ones.
We're gonna take a break and we'll be back.
Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
Of the Big Men Morning Show is next.
Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
There is this story out of a waso that is
it's really crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:47:09):
Do you remember when that thing happened at Captain D's.
Oh yeah, yeah, the woman beaten. Yeah, guy almost killed her. Yeah,
she worked there.
Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
He was working there as well, but he had earbuds
in and he told her or she told him, hey,
you gotta get back to work or stop that or
something to that effect.
Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
I'm sure I've messed that up. And he then proceeded
to almost kill her.
Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
And from what I understand, she's getting closer every day
to her new normal. Okay, But something similar happened again
in a Wasso. This woman was out of Brams if
you haven't seen this story, and she was there visiting
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with her parents, and she heard a kid, a sixteen
year old boy, get angry with an employee because the
employee confronted the sixteen year old boy for using a
water cup to get a soft drink. Okay, which I'm
(01:48:19):
sure happens a lot. Yes, it is stealing, but the
sixteen year old boy was I guess, behaving mean to
the employee. Where this woman, who was there visiting her
parents who are eating ice cream, decided to be like, hey,
(01:48:42):
cut it.
Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
Out, that's enough.
Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
Matter of fact that the story says she said, quote,
hey stop, that's enough.
Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
You're going to get hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
And this is a bystander, nobody in management or anything
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
Just a customer of the store. Correct, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
He Then the sixteen year old went to grab a
chair swing it at the woman. She blocked it, but
it hit her face and broke her nose in two pieces.
Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
She has to have surgery to correct it, damn. And the.
Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
Sixteen year old has been charged with aggravated assault and battery,
assault and battery, and two counts of assault and battery
with a dangerous weapon.
Speaker 3 (01:49:31):
Goodness, congratulations, you're a jack.
Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
On the aggravated assaultan battery. You get up to five years.
On the assault and battery simple thirty to ninety days
in jail. An assault battery with a dangerous.
Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
Weapon is six years, three to five up to ten years.
Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
Okay, And he's sixteen, right, And he's sixteen, so he
could be tried as an adult potentially. I don't know
exactly how that works out, but I know that they've
done it before for kids around that age, depending on
the severity of their crime and the person that this
happened to. She's like, hey, I would do it again.
(01:50:14):
We have to take care of we have to step
up for one another. Essentially, She's like, we got to
step up for one another when we see somebody's being wronged. Yeah,
you know, it takes all of us, that kind of thing. Like,
I think she's got the right mentality and message, even
though she's the one that's out of the money for
a surgery.
Speaker 3 (01:50:29):
Yeah, because I don't think she can go after the business.
Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
No for that.
Speaker 3 (01:50:33):
No, it's not the business's fault.
Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
I mean, I mean their employee is the one who
caused the issue. But this is maybe she can because
if that old man can sue mister Sanchez, Mark Sanchez, Yeah,
and Fox because he's an employee of Fox, then maybe
this woman can take Broms as well. Get your employee
(01:50:56):
under control. Well, it's not the Bram employee that assaulted her.
It was a customer.
Speaker 3 (01:51:03):
Oh I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
No, it was a customers in the store, yes, who
was using a water cup for soda, got you?
Speaker 3 (01:51:09):
And the employee was yes.
Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
And then this adult stepped in to intervene between the
employee and the.
Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
Sixteen year old. The only reason the old man can
sue Fox News.
Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
Is he was there for work, right right right? Yeah,
and this kid didn't work for Broms. Wasn't at work. Okay,
that makes sense. I thought he worked for Broms and
was just being a dick towards other coworkers. But no,
he's just being a dick in general.
Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
He is, says or she says. She doesn't regret stepping in.
Speaker 2 (01:51:37):
She helps the story reminds others to look out for
one another and to teach kids respect and discipline.
Speaker 3 (01:51:44):
Quote.
Speaker 2 (01:51:44):
Hopefully watching people watching this will go Okay, I'm going
to discipline my kid a little bit more. No one
thinks that because it starts when they're two, three, five.
We can't give up on basic discipline or they end
up in situations like this. This is probably the thing
I disagree with her on because they may discipline their
(01:52:05):
child and their child behaves at home, right, but that
does not mean in public they don't act that way.
Speaker 3 (01:52:12):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
You can do all the discipline you want, but in
public they can do whatever they want. Tex says, Now,
this stupid mother lover just made himself a violent offender
for the rest of his life. Good luck with that
body which he listeners.
Speaker 5 (01:52:29):
Not wrong if he's tried as an adult, because once
he turns eighteen, it'll be taken off of his record.
Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
Right. I don't think violent violent offenses come off your
record at eighteen. I think graffiti does, right, I think
I think shoplifting does. I don't think violent offenses come
off your record at eighteen. You can't murder somebody at fifteen,
and then at eighteen they were like, no, man, we don't.
Speaker 6 (01:52:53):
Yeah, there's some things you just don't forget, you know,
and breaking somebody's nose twice with the chairs probably something
you should could be remembered for.
Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
I want to know, like, because you know sixteen year
olds now they don't look sixteen. There are some sixteen
year olds that you know, look like twenty five year
old men.
Speaker 3 (01:53:12):
The hormones in the chicken nuggets is what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:53:16):
Sure, So I wonder what kind of like what was
the size of the person that could pick up a
chair and to me throw it is like toss it
across the room. But he didn't really he didn't even
really have to throw it across the room, just throwing
it in her general direction. A little bit like I
could throw a chair. Let's just say I'm sitting in
(01:53:38):
the seat that will normally sit in when I go
in and we do our morning dump or extra podcast. Right,
I could take a chair throw it at Lindsey from
that distance right there, probably cost some damage.
Speaker 3 (01:53:48):
Oh yeah it's two feet, Yeah, it's two feet.
Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
It would still be considered thrown across the room because
I mean technically it is. But yeah, these are violent
and this says violent felony convictions are not eligible to
be expunged felony.
Speaker 3 (01:54:06):
Is this kid getting a felony or is it misdemeanor assault?
I think that's a fair question.
Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
I would imagine that since she's really hurt, it would
be a felony.
Speaker 3 (01:54:21):
Yeah, that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:54:22):
And of course, because the kid's sixteen, they're not going
to put his name or image out there for us.
Is mugshot for us to look at. No, and I'm
good with that, by the way, because you might think,
oh good, they should be punished, but they may think
it looks cool, right because they got on the news.
Are they in the paper? Yeah, they still would anyway.
(01:54:44):
I got I got locked up.
Speaker 6 (01:54:46):
I got locked up for you know, throwing a chair
at a woman and breaking her nose.
Speaker 3 (01:54:49):
They call that streak red.
Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
Yeah, the assault and battery with dangerous weapons of felony
and aggravated assaults of felony. Okay, yeah, yeah, then definitely
that ain't coming off as record. Then the simple assault
and battery is just a misdemeanor. But to get fifteen years,
which is the maximum, even seven because you would go
(01:55:12):
to juvie and then process over after eighteen.
Speaker 3 (01:55:17):
Right, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:55:21):
I really at that age, tried my hardist and I
still do to this day, not to get in trouble
and not to spend time in juvie.
Speaker 3 (01:55:30):
The woman.
Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
Finally, she finished with she loves it when communities protect
and support each other. She worries some people may now
hesitate to help because of her story. Sure quote people
pause now because they don't know if it's worth it,
And that's equally sad. I mean, I think that's a
fair statement. We've read stories on the air where a
man defended himself against a sixteen year old and he
(01:55:52):
got charged right because he whooped that sixteen year old's ass.
Speaker 3 (01:55:58):
Right even though the sixteen was the aggressor and started
all of it. Blah blah blah. I get that.
Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
So how far can you go? Yo, you throw a
chair at me, I'm probably gonna do something like, hey, if.
Speaker 6 (01:56:19):
You throw a chair at me, If a sixteen year
old kid throws a chair at me and hits me
in the face, I'm gonna be like.
Speaker 3 (01:56:24):
Oh, bitch, what the hell? Good? Yeah, imagine just being
like a bystander and that happened. Yeah, what do you
do at that point in time?
Speaker 2 (01:56:40):
Do?
Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
I mean? I mean, I'm just trying to break it up.
Do you try to do you go aid the woman?
Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
I go to this brons And I mean, I think
you're bringing up a good point too, is that did
other people step up like when that happened, all right,
or did the other all the other adults just go
eat their ice cream.
Speaker 3 (01:57:00):
It's probably the latter half of that. Yeah, that's messed up, man,
Yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (01:57:04):
But a lot of people just want to They just
want to eat the ice cream and get home, and
they don't want to be himmed up.
Speaker 6 (01:57:10):
They don't want to get in the middle of it.
They don't have to deal with police.
Speaker 3 (01:57:14):
And I'm just being honest with this.
Speaker 2 (01:57:17):
It wouldn't surprise me if you would think the individual
would have a gun and I ain't about to get
shot over a water cup exactly. And you're like, well, no,
it's not a water cup. They're standing up to fin
I get that, But ultimately you're getting shot because of
the confrontation over a water cup. Yeah, you just don't
(01:57:39):
know anymore. And it doesn't have to be a gun,
could be a knife, could be a cheer either way,
how do you de escalate that? Do you go hey,
like try to calm everybody down and be like and
don't address the water aggressor the water steeler or soda.
Speaker 3 (01:57:55):
Steeler, just ignore him.
Speaker 2 (01:57:57):
Yeah, and let them chill and to de escalate me, Like,
let's let's chill out, Hey man, why don't you go
leave before you, you know, the police show up. You
look like you're helping. They have him on camera, right. Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:58:13):
Some would say you tackle them to the ground and
you hold them there until the police get there.
Speaker 2 (01:58:18):
If they don't have a weapon. Uh huh exactly, if
they have.
Speaker 3 (01:58:22):
A weapon, you might not be fast enough. Listen.
Speaker 2 (01:58:26):
If I tackle onto the ground and hold their hands down,
sit on their chest, Da da, dad, they won't have
a chance to get.
Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
To their weapon.
Speaker 2 (01:58:32):
You You, you can't estimate people that way. The world's
full of Liam Neeson's dude, right, Yeah, you and your
fat ass that hasn't done anything all week, stuffing your
face with some birthday cake ice cream extra whips.
Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:58:53):
My kids and I we go to that Broms all
the time that this happened at for after school ice cream.
Speaker 9 (01:58:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
Is that going to slow you down any Uh No,
because bad things can happen anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
I guess you're right.
Speaker 5 (01:59:03):
And is it really even was it really even worth it? Anyways,
those water the little plastica I know, I know, but
I mean when they stopped them from putting soda in
the little water cup.
Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
Like, I just can't believe that's I Listen, I like
going to Broms.
Speaker 3 (01:59:18):
We're not exactly the cleanest.
Speaker 2 (01:59:19):
Like, I feel like you should maybe wipe the table
off before you worry about who's getting water and who's not.
A listener says I stopped going to that Broms over
two years ago because little teenagers are bastards that are
in there.
Speaker 3 (01:59:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:59:33):
I typically so if that would happen and I was
there with my kids, I'd be like, it's time to go.
Speaker 3 (01:59:37):
Yeah, just get them out. Yeah, we're we are leaving.
Speaker 2 (01:59:40):
Yeah, but I'm not done.
Speaker 3 (01:59:41):
Yeah, now bring it with you. I don't care. Spill
in the car, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:59:44):
Yeah, I just any altercation I see anywhere, I'm like,
I'm getting away from this.
Speaker 3 (01:59:49):
There's nothing wrong with that. It's not being a pussy,
it's protecting yourself and your children.
Speaker 2 (01:59:53):
I just feel like that can escalate and spread real fast.
Speaker 3 (01:59:58):
Yeah, and that's how a whole Broms it shot up.
Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
All right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.
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Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Gimpy, Well, good morning. We got tickets to Mudvain. But
Vain is tonight at the Tulsa Theater with Static X,
so we'll do that at seven thirty. We're gonna see
what Gimpy wants to talk about conspiracy theory. Thursday, we'll
get two and we have top list, which is the
top five bumper stickers, which is a really uncomfortable thing
(03:20):
for me. Why is that I don't like bumper stickers?
Okay at all. I'm sure you've seen a few here
and there that a that's funny made you chuckle a
little bit. You may not like him, you may not
want them on your vehicle, which is totally understandable. But
to see them and to laugh or chuckle a little bit,
I think is all right. Chuckle an interesting word. Uh yeah,
(03:40):
we'll find out if I think any of them are funny.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Probably not. So we were off yesterday.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
There was a technical problem of my almost twenty years
of being here and my over twenty five years of
doing radio, I've never had this happen. The equipment, one
of the pieces of equipment completely broke, but wasn't our fault, right, And.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Without getting into the weeds too much, they were the part.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It just wouldn't be in until the next morning at
you know, ten am, because that's how it works.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
But hey, at least it wasn't a special order part
and you know it'll be here in three to six months.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, so it got fixed. Uh, and we're all good.
Luckily that happened for me, wasn't it luckily? So my house,
the kids have been telling me that the toilet then
their bathroom is gurgling, ok. And I was like, okay,
we have a septic system.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
But I never caught it. So I, you know, like
a mechanic.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Like I got here.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
If you can't replicate it, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's harder to I can't just go with bubbles because
they were like, Dad, it's bubbling, and my kids love
to play prank. So I was like, and so I
was giving my kid a bath one night, drained the
tub and it started gurgling, and I was like, the
toilet did.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yes. I was like, that is interesting, and I was like, well,
maybe the septic sis. The tank is full.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's been four years since we had it cleaned out. Whitetail,
what's up. And so I paid them to come out
and the septic tank. I was like, huh, that's probably it.
Never thought about it again, and then I heard it
when I was in the bathroom and somebody was in
(05:33):
another bathroom flushed the toilet and it started gurgling. And
that's when I immediately knew what the problem was. There's
something in between the lines. There's a clog in the
line it is now. It could be the vin stack,
which is the your pipes need air to make it
all work right. Without getting too ridiculous, but so you
(05:55):
have to have access wasp nest, bug, bird's nest, anything
you can clog that up, fall in it and die.
But it could be a number of things. And so
I was like, well, I told my wife. I was like, hey,
I think I was still on lindsay this the other day.
I was like, I think I have to get up
on the act attic and she was like, no, no.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I was like, absolutely not, because the last time you
were in the attic you fell through.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, I'm in on the roof. I'm sorry to get
up on the roof. And we have a high pitched roof, huh.
And so she was like, no, we will pay someone
to do that. And I was like, all right, it
just annoys me when I can go rent a piece
of equipment and snake it and then that'll be the
end of it.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Right, And I got to pay the fee. Right.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
However, She's probably right as usual. So that now fast
forward to Wednesday night. I go to give my kid
a bath and I noticed in the tub their sewage.
Oh no, oh no, And I went, oh no. I
(07:02):
go to look at the toilet, and right as I'm
looking at the toilet, my kid comes from another bathroom.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's like, Dad, the toilet won't flush.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, And of course my kids are in their fiber era.
How this happens with these little children is beyond me.
I'm scared for them. It scares me as a grown
adult when they're tiny. Nonetheless, I'm like, okay, immediately turn
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off the water, so no more filling and overdoing it.
And so I put some water in the tub. The
tub won't drain. I'm like, okay, now I do the
sink sinks drain. And again I know a little about
enough things to be dangerous, and so I know the
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drainage sinks. For the modern plumbing, it is a different
line than the toilets are on.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It's a smaller line to the So I was like.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Okay, so it is it is before the sinks but
behind it. Right, So I'm like okay, And I'm like, well,
i could go rent a snake. It's this is like
six o'clock at night. Yeah, I'm like, okay, I could
go rent a snake. I'm twenty five minutes from a
home depot and my wife is picking up or other
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kid taking my other kid to practice, and I'm I've
got my kid naked because they thought they were going
to take a bath. I'm like, you just got to
go get in the shower, go getting our shower. And
now I'm like, well, I gotta wait till either this
kid's done or my wife comes home. So now we're
at six forty. I'm like, I'm going to get a snake.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Meanwhile, I'm talking with my friend who's a plumber, and
he walks me through some things and it's none of those,
because I thought I could just get a plunger and
like it's maybe some draining or something. Yeah, well you can't.
You can put draino in a septic tank, but you
destroy the tank and the biology of the tank, the environment. Nonetheless,
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So I get a snake come back. It's now seven
to ten mm. It's getting you know, we're in that
weird dark face and my buddy's like, hey, don't use
the sea on the end of a.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Of the snake.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Make sure you use a smaller bit because you don't
want to break your toilet.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Right word is to live by right, should be on
a shirt.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Right, technically, he said, don't crack your toilet.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Correct. And It's like, how will I know?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
And he's like, well, when it stops, when the toilet
stops working, when the snake stops going. I'm like, well,
how I know the difference between the toilet and the blockage.
He's like, yeah, welcome to the life of a plumber. Yeah,
And I knew it would wouldn't be a hard stop,
it'd be a more.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And so I do this fifty foot snake and I'm
getting near the end. I'm like, and I don't have
a big house and I don't have like a reading
room or anything. And so I'm snaking and I feel
it some roses. I'm like, oh, is it okay? And
I'm like wha. So, because I don't want to be forcefuble,
I'm don't want to break a toilet.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That it's a different problem for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
And so I hit the thing, spinning it and it
takes off. The snake takes off into the drain. I'm like, okay,
that's good, that must be it. But I'm using a
small bit. I'm not using a wide bit the size
of the pipe, right, And so I with the flashlight,
I stand up. We'll get the look down into the
clean out, which is, of course is in a very
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convenient place neck between two bushes.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
And I look and I.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
See like toilet paper and things go by, like we
live in a house that's over ten years old. It
is completely possible that the accumulation of toilet paper why
who knows?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Who?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Probably not? My children don't use those about the people
there before you? Or did you have a brain? No? Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
And so I see some stuff co but I'm like, oh, okay,
that's it. Pull the snake out, go check everything not
draining still.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh, now seven forty five close to bedtime.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh, usually kids are in bed, we're reading, like the
day is complete, right right? And so uh, I go
and snake it a couple more times and I hit
another spot. I'm like, okay, but I get to the
end of the snake, there's no more room. I'm like,
there's no way. I've got to be near into something else,
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maybe an arm to another area I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
And uh, I go back.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
The toilets have drained, but the bathtub hasn't. Okay, and
he's like, you got to sneak the bath tub. Probably
what happened is some of that backup had toilet paper
feces who knows in that area.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
In the drain of the the bathtub. Correct. Correct.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And I'm like, okay, how do I do that? And
I own a small snake, Yes I do. And he's like,
don't use the big one, amen. And I go through
the clean out of the or the aer rator or
the overflow of the tub, but I can't. I cannot
get it into the drain. So you went, okay, why
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not just you go through the drain itself. I don't
know how your bathtub is set up. I've never been
in your bathroom because the tub has like a cross
and you can't get the snake through.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
That got it, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Now I did resort because I couldn't get it through
the overflow. I took the drain out and just did
I still can't couldn't get it through.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Apparently it's a smaller pipe. That's what she said. And
he's like, well, I'll just come by tomorrow and look
at it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I'm like, well, good news, I'm available all day. The
calendars just opened up, right, and he came out like
you know, he does it every day. Fixed it, no problem,
I think, Yeah, but I have to sanitize like the
floors because oh, I didn't even tell you the best part. Oh,
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this is the best part. So in the half bathroom,
like near the living room, the toilet did drain, but
it apparently it drained out the back of the toilet
at the base and so there was poopy water.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
So now you got a nice little mess.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, in the bathroom or my youngest who's just discovered
the word crappy, A lot of crappy water, okay, And
so I've got to like reset, sanitize all that. So
all that to say, sorry, we were off yesterday was
not a place event, but be grateful that I was
available to deal with that house catastrophe.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Adulting.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Yeah, did it smell like sulfur? Now?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
No? No, no, because I covered it up with chemicals.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
On a scale of one to ten, how much does
that make you want to move somewhere with city water
where you don't have to worry about.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well, I have city water, I just don't have city
sewer okay, county water or whatever. Yeah. For some reason
in OASO, they love to use septic tanks any new home.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I don't know what it is they love.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It seems like once you get over two thousand square feet,
they're like aceptic tank feels like a good idea.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
So maybe it's to protect their sewers, you know, so
you're not overloading their sewers. I mean, not you particularly,
but you in general.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I understand the idea of a septic tank rural, but
I'm not rural, right I live now.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I guess technically I'm in counter right, But.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
You're in a neighborhood. It's not like you live, you know,
on fifteen acres of land. Yah know, correct by yourself?
Where curs?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
This neighbor is like, you know, you know, twenty feet away,
what happened?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's it's neighborhoods the whole way. Yeah,
the whole way. So there should.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Be some kind of public works sewer system there. But
instead they're like, you know what, instead of doing all
the construction and linking all the sewers together, why don't
we just make sure everybody in these neighborhoods.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Just happens up the tank. Yeah, well, it's the idea.
I can tell you why. Greed.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, the developer doesn't want to pay to install the
sewage lines.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
They just pass it off. They just kick the can
down to the consumer and make them deal with it,
which ultimately we would do too, but it takes longer
and probably permits and YadA, YadA YadA. Corbin snaked to drain,
So proud of you. I have snaked many drains, I
was thinking when I on my way back from picking
up the snake. I have snaked every house drain. I
have lived in every single one.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
When I moved to Oklahoma City a long time ago
with my practice wife, we had friends over on New
Year's Eve and she got really drunk surprise, and vomited everywhere,
and the same thing happened. Everything backed up, and I
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knew I had to clean out the drain. So on
my birthday, while she was completely hungover, I had to
go rent a snake and snake out that house. Now,
that problem was there was some laps during the building
process and a bunch of red clay got stuck into
the piping. You're right, exactly one of the many reasons
(16:57):
I hated living there. I could dog the builder right now,
but I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Well that's awfully nice though. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So all that to say, it was all a good
news that we.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Got to have the day off.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
So yeah, because you've been cramming all that in at
the end of the day, Yeah, more so than what
you were ply.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So nonetheless, we got stuff for you for mud Vaine.
We're gonna give those tickets away. We'll see what Gimpie
wants to talk about, and we got our top list.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
We're gonna take a break and we'll be back. We
like to do news quikies.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
These are stories you may have missed in the news.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
It's time for news quakies, world news, local news, and
news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn,
Gimbi and Lindsay with What's going on news quakies from
the Big nine Morning showing nineties on the Bibe.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Woman charged after stealing car, guns and picking peppers on
private property.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Preposterous was her name, Peter piper No.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
This happened Tolanditch, York Township, Pennsylvania, where Kimberly Yvonne Schwartz,
who's thirty five years old according to prosecutors, faces three
counts of receiving stolen property, two counts of firearms not
to be carried without a license, and one count each
of burglary, resisting arrest, agriculture, vandalism, false identification to law
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enforcement DUI, and possession of a controlled substance, along with
seven summary offenses. The chargestem from an incident that took
place late in the morning of August twenty first, when
a homeowner reported that a woman drove into their driveway,
entered their garage, and used a bucket she had found
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to pick peppers from their garden. Now, the vehicle that
thanks miss Kimberly was driving had been stolen and was
connected to the two theft of two semi automatic hand guns.
State police said that Schwartz initially refused to identify herself,
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provided a fake name, and resisted arrest. She argued with
troopers and had to be placed in a caged police
vehicle for safety after continuing to struggle. While inside the
stolen vehicle, officers discovered a partially consumed bottle of alcohol
and suspected methamphetamine. Investigators believed that Schwartz was under the
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influence of alcohol and drugs at the time, though she
refused chemical testing, and both stolen guns were found inside
the vehicle, along with drug paraphernalia. Police also noted that
Schwartz's driver's license was already suspended due to a prior
DUI conviction. Now she remains in prison on a fifty
(20:00):
eight thousand dollars bail.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, the peppers sound like it's the thing, but it's
not the thing, you know.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, that's just what you call it. The tag on Georgie.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Right, I'm trying to think of what vegetable would I
steal out of someone's yard. I used to have a
fig tree and people would come into my own and
steal figs.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
My neighbor growing up. He had an alley on the
alongside his house. Sure, and there was an old man
who lived in that alley and he grew peppers.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
He lived in the alley.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Yeah, his house was.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Along ok I live in a cardboard box.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
That's not I mean hobos.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
And right alongside at the edge of the alley he
had a little box garden and he grew tons and
tons of green peppers. And as a kid, we would
walk along there and grab a pepper and run down
the alley and eat those green Oh they were delicious.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I don't even think as a kid we stole fruit
off trees. Did you wear a school that I was
going into? What was it? Was a Scandia? I believe
it was when I was living in California.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Uh. There was a house on the back end of
the playground. Right, playgrounds are your fence houses. And they
had water melons growing in their backyard. So sometimes those
watermelons would grow, you know, on the other side of
the fence and and we would pick them and take.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Those Okay, you know, but they were on this side
of the fence.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Granted, the vine they were attached to was on their property,
but the melons themselves were on our side, so we
thought we weren't doing anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I mean it's been you know, four decades, so maybe
I did as a kid steal fruit, but I don't
recall doing that, and in current times, I can't think
of one at all. Most people that grow tomatoes have
more than they need and are more than willing to give.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
You a couple.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Absolutely, absolutely they will. They usually bring them to work
garden fresh matters.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
You want one, right, yeah, give me that one with
the worm in it, exactly and made found in a thermos.
This comes out of Florida where a fifty one year
old guy named Walter Freimeyer. He was at the Amtrak
station and he got popped for trespassing because Walt ain't
supposed to be at the Amtrak station. So the police
come out and the police they search him, and when
they search Walter, they found a meth pipe on him, right,
(22:17):
and it had some burnt up meth residue in there.
So they go ahead and take Walter to jail for
trespassing and possession a paraphernalia.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Right.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Well, this is fun because on his way to the jail,
he told the officer in a car. He says, if
you arrest me, I will find you and I will
kill you. And then the officer's like, hey, you know
it's illegal to make threats like that. And that's when
Walt's like, good, I'm gonna kill you, so charge it
all right, As if that wasn't bad enough. So they
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finally get Walt to the station and they use a
body scanner to make sure that they don't have any
kind of contraband on him or in them. And when
they ran Walt through the scanner, that's where they found
out that Walt was packing a thermos in his prison pocket.
And when I say thermos, wait.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Like a Stanley Yeah yeah, like my dad who works construction,
takes his coffee in for the day.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah. Well, at least I sent you guys the length
so you can look at the X ray.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Uh. It looks like a giant construction worker thermist to me.
You know, this isn't one that you're gonna get in
your he man lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah maybe, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh my goodness, real.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Right, and it is in there, in there.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Yeah, that's what at least a sixteen ouncer at least.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I don't know looking at it.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
That's a huge bitch. That's all I can say. It's
got a.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Not maybe a foot long at least, and it's got
to be the size of a tuna can.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, yeah, and he got he did walk around like
it ain't like, ain't nothing there.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Now, as I get older, I'm starting to have a revelation.
You know, this is not gonna be This is not
gonna be a comfortable thing. I'm gonna say for a
lot of people, so, uh, concaution advised or whatever. I
don't even know the phrase, that's how often I use it.
I think a lot of people are walking around with
stuff in their butts. As many stories as I have
(24:25):
read in news quikies about people going to the hospital
or being caught, you are absolutely one hundred percent right,
at minimum, sexual things like plugs. Yeah, at a minimum,
there's got to be I'll go, let's go. You're in Walmart, Okay,
let's do a concert, right, You're at a concert in
the arena.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I'm gonna wager there's at least, depending on the show,
five percent that have something in their jail pocket.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I know for a fact, at least at rock Lahoma.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Sure that that statistic about five percent.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, mostly women, and they are you'd like to think
I like to think that, but that is true. And
I say that because they.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Like to wear those ones that light up and when
they walking around, or maybe the tails. Right You're like, wait, mane,
that tail is not attached to a belt loop.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Hmmm.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
So yeah, I'm I'm sure there's a lot of people
walking around right now.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
They have a whole camp for it with.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
What yes, yes, So anyhow, they took Walt to the
hospital so they could safely remove the thermos and it
says here that he was not charged with seeking to
smuggle a prohibited item into jail. So that right there
tells me that Walt has been walking around with this
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thermis in his butt for fun.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
He wasn't trying to s Yeah, yeah, he's just walking around.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Question is why.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I mean, everybody's got their thing, man. I guess if
you want to keep your soup warm, that's a way
to do it, keep it at ninety eight point six.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
The only thing I can think on something like this,
it's either just straight up pleasure or you want to
do something forbidden.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Okay, right, And this is like or you want a secret.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'm just being like, I think that's why some people
do it.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
You may be right.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I think it's along the same line psychologically, like when
people eat seat cushions, like there's peka or whatever.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
It's not peak.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Obviously, but like that where it's hard to understand, but
they do it because there's something in their.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Brain that says this needs to be there.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Right, yeah, yeah, sure, Because if he was sneaking stuff
into prison in his prison wallet, then he would have
just used a condom, rhyme or a zip lock, not
something not not a thermos. Rafters cited for mooning. A
group of rafters on the Snake River and Idaho were
(27:08):
cited for mooning and flashing other rafters. At least one
of the rafts had a child on board. The Sheriff's
office responded after getting calls about the lewd activity. They
caught up with the rafts and cited nine people with
the misdemeanors. They say there's been a growing problem with
indecent exposures on boats, and deputies are going to pursue
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violators like they're making us like everybody mooning happens, right.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yes, it's just a fun little thing to do.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
And this isn't like have a su grand the ozarks.
It's a river in Idaho, right and conservative, right, and
they're just out there being naked. But I will say
this part of the floating experience is that going a
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little crazy and do seeing weird stops.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you shouldn't do it with
kids around, of course, you know, it's just a little
butt man. It'd be fine. Yah, it'd be fine. It's
not like there's showing dongs or you know, the Jesus
or anything, or maybe they are. I don't know. I
didn't say that. It says mooning exactly. So yeah, it
says mooning and flashing.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Okay, well flashing could be anything. Could be flashing boobs,
could be flashing the lower half. I mean, hold on,
where's the clock on the stand thing? Uh So let's
think about that.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Why do you need to do that?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Why what does the inherent need to need to moon
and flash? You're catching innocent bystanders by surprise. Same reason
that women will flash their boobs on the river. Hey
look at me.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
It's the attention that they want.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Or you got dared to do it, or you got dared.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I think wrong, But dared you understand that's an easy
way to get there, right, Yes, And at concerts, women
do it because they're trying to get they want to
get married to the lead singer. They think you're going
to get the person that's famous as attention. But what
I'm hearing you say is on the river, it's fajitas.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Pretty much basically. That's that's what I think. No, the
peppers and onions are good. Yeah, shut up, you're really
in it just for the steak. Maybe the onions.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, you could get asada with the side of peppers
and onions and they wouldn't bring it out smoking and
everybody'd be like, God, now my shirt's gonna smell like that.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Right right, yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
But I think they're just doing it for attention, and
they got caught and uh now they're.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Having to pay and this could totally could it just
be a one off situation And then you know they're
making a big stink about it, like, oh, it's happening
all the.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Time now maybe, I mean, that's entirely possible.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
With the deputies are going to pursue violators, you're like, oh, okay,
settle down all these stories.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Look for him on our social media will be back.
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You know a lot has changed, Corbin, especially when it
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here and there. Changed my diet around.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
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Speaker 2 (31:52):
I am a firm believer that God talks to you,
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You just got to listen, right.
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Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, so all right, cool, we've dialed it back. I
stopped drinking during the week. I've gotten that under control.
I'm not gonna lie. I have fallen off the wagon
deer in a week. I think last week is like
a Wednesday. I had a small glass of wine. Thursday
I had another one with it, right, and I'm like, okay,
get back, get get back, Because therefore, I've been doing
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this for.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Two three months now.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Too much, too so in my mind, it's a long time,
especially when when you've lived the lifestyle that I have
for the past twenty Well, i'm forty five now, so
since I was twenty, hell even sixteen, so like we're
looking at thirty years now that I have thoroughly destroyed
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my body, right, just eating garbage drinking obsessively a right.
Smoking is another one that I'm really trying to get
under control right now.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
But it's not easy. So to the point to where
like what I go.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
I get my cigarettes at the Murphy, right, and it
was started at Rocklahoma or shortly thereafter it shortly I've
right after Rocklahoma, as a matter of fact, I go
to the Murph Derf and I buy a pack of smokes,
buy two of them, as a matter of fact, and
they were given out free cans of zen.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
You know I'm talking about. Oh yeah, the little packets
of tobacco.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yah.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's two tobacco.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, essentially, I don't know if it's really I don't
even know what's in them. I remember back in the day,
I was using skull bandits and that was legit tobacco,
and those skull bandits and these don't look like those regardless.
So I'm like, all right, I'm not gonna buy any
more cigarettes. I'll work on the Zen. I've got like
eight to ten cans of these zent at the house
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that the murfh Dirf has given.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Me, and I'm like, all right, well, this is the
last pack of cigarettes. I'm gonna switch over to zen.
But habit being what it is, as soon as I'm
getting low on smokes, I just go and get some more,
and then I kick myself in the ass for getting them. Regardless.
That's something I'm really trying to get under control. But
it's not easy. I got a lot of stuff in
my life that I'm trying to get under control, and
I'm just telling myself one thing at a time, don't
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overload yourself. And I say that, like, don't stop drinking
right now, and stop smoking and you know, change your
get right, Don't do all that at one time because
the stress that just comes along with trying to change
habits as it is, and now I'm trying to change
three of them all at the same time.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Oh my goodness, this is going to be terrible. So
I'm just really doing things one thing at a time.
So I've dialed back to drinking, I'm eating healthier, I'm
working on the smokes right and my body is still
telling me this again is where Look, Sorry, there's a
bug crawing on the counter. What kind of bug we talked?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I don't know. It's de rail, Lindsay, And I mean,
I know I'm boring in all guys.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
They put in new equipment and stuff, and I think they,
you know, unsettled some tenants.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
I've been living here for a while. I'm sorry, no worries, man,
No worries.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
So uh yeah, So I'm trying to change these things
right and and I'm working on it, and my body
is still telling me, hey bro, something isn't right again.
If you listen to your body, it'll tell you something
when something isn't right. And a lot of people, at
least in my experience, until the last couple of hell
two months, I've been making the changes. I would say
(35:59):
a year, many maybe less, maybe maybe eight months to
a year. My body and my spirit have been telling
me these things. I was just not listening. Who cares, right,
keep doing what I'm doing. So my body is still
telling me, hey bro, something isn't right.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
You guys.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
Remember when we did the giveaway at Puck's. Yeah, right
with yingling flights. He was giving away the golf car,
right that lady Wan she gave it to her kid.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, yeah, it was awesome and uh I didn't drink
any that night and people thought it was a little weird.
And uh, DC's like he bought.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
Me a beer because we're there and Yingling's the sponsor,
and it's like, here, you go have a beer, and
I'm like, oof, okay, the beaver offers you a fish,
you take the fish, right, So I took the fish
and I drank.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I drank the beer that was given to me. But
I don't know if you guys remember I'm holding my side,
like my liver hurt.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Right.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I was kind of aky on the inside, and I'm
just dealing with it. I'm dealing with it, okay. So
I go through all that. My body on the inside
is like, hey, even though you've taken these steps, you've
dialed back, you're drinking, you've changed your diet, started drinking
this turmeric tea with the lemon and the da da da,
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and you're chewing on clothes in the morning because those
are all good and natural antioxidants and anti inflammatories and
all that stuff. Right, my body's still like, hey, you
need to do something here. All right, all that just
to say, I decided to.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Go ahead and make a doctor's appointment finally, Wow, right,
what is happening?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Exactly exactly?
Speaker 6 (37:40):
So, uh, I call the clinic was as Tuesday, as
a matter of fact, hey I need to make an
appointment with doctor Reid. And the lady on the lines like, hey,
doctor Reid hasn't worked here in three years. I'm like, well,
that goes to show you how long it's been since
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I made a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
And she was like, well, we do have. We have
two new doctors that are taking new patients. And then
she tells me one's a guy, one's a gal, tells
me where they're located at. And I was like, she's like,
do you want either one of those? That's when I
told her I don't know.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
But here's the thing though, man, so like I didn't
set up this last doctor I had. All right, my
ex who is the nurse. She's like, this is a
good doctor. Will set you up in a point with her.
This could be your regular doctor, all right? Cool, went
to the doctor a couple of times, went to her
a couple of times, all gravy, and then life goes on,
Da da da dah.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Here we are three years.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Later, trying to find a doctor, right because I know
I need to go in and I need to get
levels tests, I need my blood work done, I need
to see if my my liver is completely shot, and
if my kidneys are completely shot, I don't think they
are because I'm not John this okay, but my innerds
are still pissed, if that makes sense to you. Right,
(39:07):
So what I need help with from you guys? You
look for when you're trying to find a new doctor,
Like do I just pick one or forty five?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
What are we doing? I'm trying to go what are
you doing? Forty five year old man? We need to
help you?
Speaker 6 (39:30):
Yeah, adult, yeah, absolutely, you do, absolutely, because all right,
Corbin self admitted hypochondriac, totally right, proudly I card member.
I figure if anything, you would have the best advice of. Hey,
this is what you need to look for when you're
trying to find a new doctor. Some people have been
(39:50):
with the same doctor since they were kids, all right,
that's cool, but I have not. So this is all
new territory for me, and that's why I asked help. Now,
if you guys don't want to help me, then no, no, no,
it's cool, but no, I figure it.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Forty five year old.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Man should be pretty good at picking a dog, l Like,
how do I make a decision?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
But I will gladly help you.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
First things first, Uh, huh stand up for me, okay,
standing yeah, point to where the pain is. Oh, oh,
it could be right here. It's right here. Sometimes it's
right here. Sometimes sometimes it's in the back. That's kidney.
Are I get that? I drink a whole bottle of
goddamn cranberry juice yesterday.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
You're not on your period, so it feels.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
A lot better.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
I'm not gonna lie, but uh.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Okay, cool, Well that's where my issues are at. What
else you got?
Speaker 5 (40:40):
And cranberry juice is is not for periods, It's not
even really a thing.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
And if you're drinking cranberry cocktail, you're not really getting
in anyway.
Speaker 8 (40:50):
Right.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
How much water are you drinking?
Speaker 2 (40:52):
And maybe you know, maybe you don't, but you need
to be taking on a hundred ounces of water a day.
I couldn't take exactly a ounce wise, but I can
tell you that I go through a bottle all of
these two during the show every day. So what are
these twelve ounce bottles whatever?
Speaker 6 (41:06):
So that's twenty four ounces at least during the show,
and then when I go home at night.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Sometimes it's just plain water. Sometimes it's just unsweetened tea.
Most of the time it's unsweetened tea. I have cut
sugar out of my life to the point to where
I've got an entire box of sugar in the raw,
never opened, right, It's just sitting in my fridge. I
bought it and then the next day I said, I'm
cutting sugar out of my life, and now I don't
know what to do with it. Sugar, but there may
(41:35):
be a little bit of your doing too much at
one time and your body will fight you because it
only knows one way. So describe the pain. It's it's
not a throbbing pain. It's just kind of a their
kind of pain.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
You know.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
It's not making me double over, but it is causing
concern because I'm like, Okay, well.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Could it be cancer.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
It could be cancer, a kidney stone could be That's true,
you know, I I don't have anything very common on
the show. Ain't that the truth? And I'm not trying
to go down that path. Hence is why I'm trying
to turn things around in my life, you know what
I mean. But I have no trouble. I have no
trouble pissing. It doesn't hurt or anything, and I'm not
peeing blood. So I'm like okay, and I don't know
(42:22):
how kidney stones work. Yeah, I don't know. If you know,
by the time you're pissing blood, it's too late.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
As far as picking a doctor goes. Which is why
I'm so bewildered by you asking this. Is I know
of you that I may tell you that this is
the greatest movie ever, but you may not think that.
So it's subjective. Hold on, so it's subjective. So I
may have a doctor and go this is the best
(42:48):
way to pick a doctor, or this is a good doctor,
but you may go and be like, I didn't like
the way you smell. But that's so it's completely subjective. Yeah,
this is what I tell people when they ask me
therapists or even tattoo artists. You got to go and
find somebody that fits you. Okay, you go read reviews online.
Those aren't accurate, right. You have to go and just
(43:11):
see what the doctor's like and be like, this feels right.
So there's a chance, which is kind of what I
figured i'd have to do, But you know, I thought
i'd ask anyway, just go and figure it out, talk
to them, see how they are, and if it's great, awesome,
we'll stick with them. If not, move on to the
next one. I didn't know if there were certain checkboxes
that you guys look for. You know, I took to
(43:34):
the internet, you know what to look for when you're
looking for a new doctor or whatever. And clearly that
did not help me any and all whatsoever, because they're
talking about certifications and licenses, and obviously you want that.
You want to look good licensed doctor. You don't want
a doctor nick who's running out of a hotel room somewhere,
and that says, yeah, you have kidness, oones mindface, you
(43:56):
know what I mean. So just not knowing again, when
I was a kid, my parents set that stuff up
for me. And then I go, no longer a child.
I'm an adult and haven't messed with any doctors for
twenty years until you know that most recent one. And
I'm like, all right, cool, and I liked her, it
was great, It's fantastic, eh. But now she not there
(44:18):
and I gotta find somebody new, and I'm just lost.
I'm like, what the hell has she retired?
Speaker 6 (44:22):
She has retired. She just moved over to another clinic
that wants you to pay a membership fee. And I
was like, whoa, whoa, right, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
What I said.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
It's a holistic Oh is it a holistic doctor? I
don't know. Sometimes those that happens.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Is that what they just told you on the phone,
or did you actually the research?
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I did the research because I was like, all right,
because I know her name. And they're like, oh, she
moved to a clinic and broken era somewhere, and I'm like,
all right, cool, So I found her. And it's a
smaller clinic where you know.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
You deal with less people.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
If so, it's more individualized treatment blah blah blah. And
they're like, but become a member and I was like,
I'm not becoming I'm not paying a membership to.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Go to the gun damn doctor in the screen and
put her name out.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Somebody sent text this and I think this is a
really good uh point. And this person says that they've
had the same doctor for twenty plus years and it
was important to them that the doctor come and sit
down and listen to you and not hurry you up
and get you out. I agree one hundred percent. When
I got my doctor, I asked my buddy. I was like,
who do you go to? And he was like this
guy and I went okay, and I just went he
(45:29):
didn't say it was great and he worked perfect for me. Okay,
And now he's been my doctor for a while long time,
and I he's probably not going to live to see
me be seventy, right, And so as I'm older, my yes,
I want a doctor to listen to me, but I
also want to I don't want to have to get
a new doctor in the third act, right, so now
(45:50):
be established, Yes, yeah, so you just got to find
the factor that's important to you if it's obviously sit
down and listen to you as something you want your
doctor to do. When we tried to, we went through
three pediatric doctors for my kids until we found one
that felt like it worked for us.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Because one doctor we went to she was inner.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Tablet the whole time, tapping away, never looked up at us,
and we moved.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
I was like, this is not awesome.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
There's no personalization or you know, good bedside manner there.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah, I guess, yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
And as far as the unless she's changed the type
of doctor she is, uh, then that seems odd to me.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Right.
Speaker 9 (46:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, here's the here's the length of the place that
that I found that she was at I'll send that
to you. So and I was like, I'm clear, now, yeah,
I'm like, this doesn't seem by the way, good pick.
By the way, Uh, that's not a doctor. This what
I mean? She was at one point in time. She's
not in now. No, she's not. Based on what I found,
(46:54):
she's not a doctor. Well that's a good thing, I
guess now. That doesn't mean she wasn't qualified to treat you, right, right.
A PA is somebody who's qualified to treat you, but
a doctor she is not.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Maybe she is now, but according to this, she's a
PA okay, which is a physician assistant, right, not a doctor.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Like a dental assistant, not a dentist, well.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Except they can diagnose you and stuff. But they're kind
of like a doctor. But it's to me, you want
if you want a doctor, you want a doctor. I
got one that tells me to come to Bartlesville. I
think that's a long ways to drive to go to
the doctor. I'm looking for something more here in town. Yeah,
but okay, uh so what I'm hearing is is you're
(47:39):
just gonna have to play around until you find something
that's right for you. Yeah, if I were you, If
I were you, you pull up our insurance you look
for a doctor. They'll help you like a you want
a general practitioner doctor in your area, uh, And you
click it a couple of tabs and it'll bring up
a bunch of doctors and you just pick one.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Find one that's in our network somewhere and.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
From whether you want it close to here your house,
Like I picked my doctor is he is a general practitioner,
but he specializes in elder medicine. And I know, I know,
I get the joke, but I've been seeing him for almost,
you know, twenty three years.
Speaker 9 (48:21):
Okay, all right, then well I'll uh, I'll figure it out.
I'll probably call up the clinic that I used to
go to and be like, all right, you had two
choices for me, pick one and I'll go see them
and kind of see how that works out from there.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
That's I want to tell. This is the text. Uh Huh.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
I've had over a dozen kidney stones. Oh God, I
hated water and would rarely drink it. With every stones,
my nads hurt really really bad, like someone had kicked them.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Interrupted urination frequently.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I don't have that problem my nuts feels just fine
and there's no interrupted urination, you know, So I mean
that could also be your prostate, right, and how that
work out.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Your prosta kind of slows things down.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
And I don't know, but you you definitely this is
what triggers people that say, go to the doctor. Now,
I got all these problems, right. Yeah, Well, you know
when you uncover some, when you finally listen to the
rattling of the refrigerator and you start investigating, you find
out there's other problems. If you neglect the repair on
your car, it creates other problems.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
And that's kind of where I'm at.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
You know, I've changed things up and changed my diet
and trying to live a little bit longer for my
kids and my grandkids. And now it's like, Okay, you're
not suppressing all this these issues you've.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Had with with alcohol like you were before. You know,
because when you're drunk most of the time, you don't
feel anything. You've numbed everything, and now you're starting to
feel things and it's weird and I'm trying to figure
it out and I don't like it. Yeah, but I
would also say just stay in this idol for a while.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
On that stuff. You know, to take stuff away, So
don't go hit the gym, right, is that what I mean?
Speaker 2 (50:02):
You can you just replace the walking with that. Do
it feels right, don't force it? Okay, right, Like, don't
feel like you got to do another thing. You've already
done a lot for this year. You know what I'm saying.
People sometimes get overwhelmed because they add too much.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
That's what I was like, I'm not trying to quit
everything all at once, just one thing at a time.
I'm picking up what you're putting down. Eh, thanks, I'll uh,
I'll figure it out.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
Crown no World, take my strong hand, give train on
the give train, World, take my shrung hande on.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
The You are my kind of cripple GIMPI tremendous.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
The Big Man Morning Show returns next. Let's play a game.
The Little Things Man snipsknop, snurs. The game a little
bit of this, a little bit of that. You're gonna
call up decide who's gonna be your clue giver. Whoever
gets the most clues correct with their team member is
(51:09):
going to win tickets to see mud Veine tonight at
the Tulsa Theatre. With static X, you can get your
tickets if there's any left at Tulsa Theater dot com.
Current record is well, I am lading with fourteen. Corbyn
you are right behind me with eleven. Lindsay's kind of
behind you with eight. Last week's winner, that would be
be so Lindsey and Corbyn eight three three four six
(51:32):
O kmod eight three three four six O kmo D.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Let's go to the phones here. I hope this works.
See who we've got. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name, Chris? Chris?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
How are you today?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Good Chris? Who would you like to give? Clues?
Speaker 2 (51:50):
Lindsay or Corbyn? Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer
starts after the first clue. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (52:01):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
If you were going to buy a t bone steak,
it would be in what department.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Meat? Correct?
Speaker 9 (52:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (52:12):
This is a device used for writing, but you have
to refill it. It is what.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
Mechanical pencil think ink?
Speaker 4 (52:24):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Pin? Yes, what kind of pin think of? Uh? Uh?
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Grease Rome and uh. Kansas City are known as the
city of.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Water.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Know what you're talking about?
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Water pushing through It makes a pretty display. There's one
in front of in front of Saint Frank.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yes, put that together, mountain pin. Correct.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
This is if you wanted to change the color, like
when you're gonna make a a tie blank T shirt
like grateful Dead T shirt, you would use tie. Yes,
my knive is doll so it needs to get sharpened.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Drop in there you go. Uh. This is when they
hold your feet so you can drink beer.
Speaker 9 (53:12):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Four is what I got. Yeah, we ran out of
time on that one, but we got four. Chris, hang
on the line. Okay, all right, good morning, you're on
the air.
Speaker 3 (53:22):
What is your name? Yes, good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? Is really important?
Speaker 2 (53:31):
You turn your radio down at least so you can
hear the phone call. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? Brandon?
Speaker 3 (53:41):
How are you today? Good? You and Lindsey have to
beat four? Are you ready? Here we go?
Speaker 5 (53:51):
Okay, Brandon, before there was Nintendo, there was this gaming system.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
Sorry yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (54:03):
This is a type of sweater, not a not very
popular but maybe with older generation.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Kind of sweater. Start naming a sweater what coach no.
Speaker 5 (54:29):
Has buttons? Kind of a dressier sweater, wool past Uh,
you keep you keep your dry goods in this closet
in your kitchen. Yes, sorry, it's okay. Uh north south
(54:54):
east west. You hold this. You use this when you're
in the woods. You look for you look at this.
Use it?
Speaker 3 (55:01):
What time?
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Time?
Speaker 3 (55:03):
Time? Time? Time? What is the I lost track because
of a problem?
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Oh too, All right, let's see what Gimpia has in
his four x four well.
Speaker 6 (55:12):
Covina says here, let the UN to slash one fourth
of peacekeeping forces due to lack of funds. A senior
UN official says yesterday that it's cutting one fourth of
its peacekeepers in the coming months as future funding from the.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
US remains uncertain.
Speaker 6 (55:31):
The officials said the cuts would amount to over thirteen
thousand UN troops and police. The US is the largest
contributor to the UN peacekeeping force and accounts for over
twenty six percent of its funding. It says here that
Komy is seeking a speedy trial after not guilty plead.
(55:53):
Commie appeared in Alexandria, Virginia courtroom after formally pleading not
guilty to charges related to his twenty twenty congressional testimony.
The charges include one counts of making a false statement
to Congress and one counts of obstructing a congressional proceeding.
The case is connected to Comy's testimony before Congress in
twenty twenty. He's accused a lion to the Senate Judiciary
(56:16):
Committee about leaking information from the FBI's Trump Russian investigation
that began at twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
A trial has been set for January, and he faces
up to five years in prison if convicted. How do
you prove that, I mean you time to have like
an email, right, or some sort of tangible they lied. Yeah, ah, well,
they already found out that he lied, and that's why
he's going.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
You still have to prove it. You can say that,
but you have to prove it court. Right.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
Yeah, I'm sure there's records somewhere, little FBI stuff, not
way above my pay grade. It'd be wild if somebody
in the FBI, yes, please do this.
Speaker 3 (56:54):
I can't believe I lied or something to that regard.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
Like fabricated an email or whatever, emitting anything.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
Yeah, it would not surprise me. Though, what else do
we got here?
Speaker 6 (57:04):
Trump says that Iran could be part of the Middle
East peace process. Trump gave a phone interview last night
and said that peace plans currently being negotiated in Egypt
is about more than Gaza, but about peace in the
Middle East, and claim that Iran is going to be
actually a part of the whole peace situation. Under Trump's plan,
(57:26):
Palestinian militant group MASS would release its remaining hostages while
Israel pulls its troops back. The President said he also
believes that the hostage hostages still being held in Gaza
will all be released on Monday, and then lastly here
the City of Muscogee host regional food truck inspection event.
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The City Muscogee Fire Marshall's Office, the Oklahoma State Fire
Marshall's Office, and Oklahoma lp GAS Administration are partnering to
host a food truck inspection event on October thirtieth from
nine am to three pm. The event will be held
across the street from fire Station Number one, Muskogee near
Fifth and Columbus. Inspectors from the State Firals, Mars, Fire
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Marshall's Office, and LPGAs administration will be on site performing
safety and code inspections for food trucks and trailers.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
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the day. So today for conspiracy Theory Thursday, we're getting political,
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but not in the way you think. There's always talk about, oh,
the president's going to do this, any president, not this
one specifically, they're going to do this, and they're like,
well they can, it's in the constitution or things like that. Well,
there's been over twelve thousand proposed constitutional amendments. Wow, in
the history of our country. Twelve thousand. That's a lot,
(59:31):
and only twenty seven, as we know, have happened twelve thousand,
So I have some of the most notable failed ones
that didn't make it. They wanted to change the country's
name in eighteen sixty six. Okay, they wanted to drop
United States and just call it America Merca, which is
(59:53):
interesting because some people do call it America. Yeah, rarely
do you go, I'm from the United States of America. True,
But I mean there are two Americas, right, You got
North and South, right, well, so I mean, yeah, it
helps that we are the United States right of those
two America.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
But we don't care about that. Look at the Gulf right.
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
A Marca, we do one, right, I'm just saying that, Like,
that's crazy to think about. Imagine if somebody put out
an amendment to change the country's name today, you would
it be blasphemy? Oh yeah, I don't know. Here's another one.
Abolish the presidency. In eighteen sixty they wanted to replace
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the single executive with a three person council, each with
veto power.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
So like the presidents, right, the presidents of the United States,
where we sing about peaches.
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
And I get why that didn't like it didn't happen
because you go, oh, yeah, I'm very united.
Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
If we have three, yeah, three heads are better than one.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
In term limits for presidents, efforts have been made to
repeal the twenty second Amendment multiple times, and the idea
would be to allow multi unlimited re elections.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Okay, yeah, that's not a good idea. I don't think
so for any president, even if you love them.
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah, I mean FDR got away with that's he's the
reason why we have those. You can only do two
terms because if we didn't have that, then, oh hell,
he wo'd have kept going on for damn Ever.
Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
Are we the only country with term limits?
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I mean we don't, yes, and no on a president, Yes,
but we don't have him on representative right, which is wild.
Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
If your president has to have term limits, maybe your
senators and House members should.
Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Don't ever think.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Don't ever think they won't try to change the constution
because it's been attempted twelve thousand times. Here's an other one.
Abolish the vice presidency. Okay. There have been several attempts
over the years to remove the vice president's office as
it is unnecessary. I don't disagree, but I also think
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you need it when you're running for office. But when
you're running for president to you get basically to go
after all these other votes by having a vice president,
that maybe is an area you're not good with. Okay,
I see it as the vice president is the assistant manager. Okay,
that's not true. It's the chief of staff that is.
Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
All right, right, But like when the president's out right,
this guy stabs in, something happens to, the president gets sick, dies, whatever,
that guy steps in, I'm the new manager now.
Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
No, I mean hierarchy, yes, but ultimately the chief of
staff is the one who's who would makes a lot
of the decisions, right, and it makes it that don't
make no mistake about that. But you want to talk
to the president, even the vice president, you got to
go through the chief of staff, which has been that
way if you look at it through monarchies and all
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that through history, there's always.
Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Been the hand the hand exactly, Game of thrones. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Another amendment that was proposed elect the president by lot.
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
By a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
In eighteen oh eight, Senators would draw lots and one
and the one picking a special colored ball becomes the
president for one year.
Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Like the lottery. I don't know if I like that,
but I like.
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
The one year thing. But also, how fast are you
gonna get your feet wet? I mean, based on the
current president? Pretty fast. I don't know if I like
picking our leaders by who pulls a rubber duck out right?
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Whoever got the colored marble?
Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Oh, that's me all right?
Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Another amendment add more vice presidents. Proposals to have multiple
vice presidents a first, second, and third are split the
role into separate executive and legislative vps.
Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Sure, again, I don't care it's the vice president. Abolish
the US Senate.
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
In nineteen eleven, a socialist representative proposed removing the Senate,
giving all legislative power to the House.
Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I love that there's two different powers because they think
of things differently, they represent differently. This one may get
a lot of people excited as a possible amendment that
was proposed of the twelve thousand that have been posed
of all time. Abolish the Electoral College. Yeah, many amendments
have tried to replace it with direct election of the president.
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One past the House in nineteen sixty nine, but installed
in the Senate are as. I like to call electoral
college DEI. The people that are under they don't have
enough population. It's weighted right, or it's waited the other way.
It makes sense, like back in the day when you know,
a lot of there weren't a lot of cities, people
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were living out in the mountains, you know, stuff like that.
Electoral college makes sense. But I think with today's world,
I don't think we really need it. Another possible amendment
that was proposed abolish the electoral college. Oh no, I
didn't create a court that could overrule the Supreme Court.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
But the Supreme Court is supreme. That's why it's the
Supreme Court.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
The proposal was for a Court of the Union allowing
review over Supreme Court rulings. I feel like the word
supreme is pretty top tier.
Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
Yeah, yeah, I would put the Supreme Court over the
Court of the Union. I mean, there's a reason why they.
Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Have those nine people that are old af making decisions.
I think, then what do we have another one than
to look over the Court.
Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Of the Union.
Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Yeah, it's out of control.
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
In nineteen thirty three, an amendment was proposed to limit
personal fortunes. It would have allowed Congress to count their
individual wealth at one million dollars at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
I don't hate that. I don't hate that at all. No,
not at all.
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
When you make that much money, you it's easy for
you to be like, well, sure, I'll do that so
I can get more contracts or another one. And I
don't hate this. Require a public vote to declare war,
I don't hate that at all. A nineteen sixteen amendment
idea war declarations must first go to popular vote.
Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
Yeah, because if the majority of the people are like, no,
I don't think we should get involved in X, y Z,
then we wouldn't. But right now it's just a group
of old heads being like, yeah, we need to go
in there and do it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
And it makes sense why that didn't happen because the
people that do decide, those that you choose to represent
you or be like, then what are we for?
Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
You choose us to make those decisions, which is the
biggest fallacy ever.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
You you know, vote.
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
For Bob thinking he has a great drywall company, Right,
he's gonna choose the way I would choose. That is
not even close to the truth. And then the last
one on this list of the twelve thousand amendments that
have been proposed to the Constitution. Remember, only twenty seven
have ever went through. Is make war illegal? In nineteen
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twenty six, A proposals sought to outlaw war entirely, no preparing, declaring,
or engaging in armed conflict. That's not gonna work. That
will never work. There's always going to be war and
conflict around the world. Now, whether we get involved is
a different story. Yeah, but there's always going to be
some kind of conflict.
Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
People just can't get along. That's just all that there
is to it. But you got to be prepared. You can't.
Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Yeahsane at the idea that just because you don't think
there should be war doesn't mean other people feel that way.
Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
I'm not saying we shouldn't have a military and we
shouldn't have a defense and we should not be prepared
if anybody wants to invade our land. But you can't.
You can't avoid conflict. You can't avoid and that goes
in everyday life, not just running a country, going to war, whatever,
just in everyday people's lives.
Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
You can't avoid conflict. You could try, but it's going
to catch up to you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I mean Martin Luther King was adamantly against violence, and
not only did he die in a violent way, but
he got beat up in front of his congregation by
someone who didn't agree with him, and when people stepped in,
he was like, no, let this man.
Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Get this out right, which is wild to think about.
Who he's a pussy? Sure, if that's what you think.
He just didn't want to deal with the bull.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
It doesn't get you. It doesn't get you anything. It
only creates other proper in every scenario you think, like
even with like executions of prisoners, the people who are
responsible for it, who hit the injection button, it carries
a weight on them, Not that that is a reason
(01:09:16):
to not do it, but it carries a weight on
that that they lift live with. Yeah, that's a job
I don't think I could do, to be honest with you.
I mean, you see, like in those medieval movies, the
guy comes out without a shirt on. He's all buff,
you know, he's got that black hood riot and he's
got the acts. And now he has to go and
chop dude's head off. Oh no, oh, I don't know,
(01:09:40):
but I guess it's either do it or die.
Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
You kind of have a choice. But i'd rather know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
I'm reading this book right now. I think I've talked
about it where they have removed the meat has become tainted,
so we grow humans for cannibalism, and the process on
how they process the meat is in this book.
Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
It's a disturbing book.
Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
And the people that have to do it are messed up,
like they cannot think straight. They're bad, bad people because
you have to go to a dark place and stay
there if you're going to do bad and dark things. Yeah,
it's not easy to come out of that darkness. No,
I can see why the suicide rate would be outrageous.
(01:10:24):
So this is some that I've been proposed in the
last twenty five years. There was a proposal for Supreme
Court reform, term limits for justices or removing lifetime tenure,
proposals to ban flag descoration, burning it desecration. Yeah, proposal
(01:10:46):
to Article five to clarify or restrict how constitutional convention
would work to prevent a runaway convention. Okay, attempts to
repeal the twenty second Amendment would have would remove presidential
term limits. That's been one of the last few years.
Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
So can they brought that up to remove term limits?
Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Hey, if that first you don't succeed, try try again.
Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
But I thought we were like, hey, presidents of a
certain age, we shouldn't be president anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
I thought we no, we're changing that now. Okay, that's fine.
You want to be one hundred and fifty years old
and run a country.
Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Go for it. I just thought we were like, oh, no,
you're too old. He's too old to do it. And
now you're like, no, this guy's fine. Though we all
know that they're not actually running the country. You said
it yourself. Chief of staff is the one in their
ear making all the decisions, you know. But if you're
with that person, all right, they're just weakened up, burning.
Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Easy, Hello, everybody. I mean there have been a.
Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Couple of times I've thought that to the last I
don't know, five to seven years. All right, we got
to take a break and we'll be back conspiracy theory Thursday.
And this one came across my so social media FYP.
Oh those don't know. That stands for for you page,
you old people. And it's called the Red Shoes Club,
(01:12:12):
the red Shoes Club, or you say red shoes red
shoes club. I remember Red Shoe Diaries do you Yeah,
did you read the books?
Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Oh? No, that was the TV show on old skin Amax.
Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Right. I think David Duchovny was a part of the
Red Shoe Diaries if I remember.
Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
So this is an online theory that says powerful elite
people belong to a secret group called the Red Shoes Club. Politicians, celebrities,
religious figures. That's same trope we hear all the time, right,
Only only famous people are involved in these crazy things
us normal people, isn't It was a Jimmy cho that's
(01:12:55):
got the red bottoms?
Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Is that the same thing? No? Okay, so they just
wear red shoes. No.
Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
The idea is that the red shoe is a symbol
of membership and you wear it out in public. And
they point to the Pope as being an example of this,
that popes wear this red shoe, Hollywood award shows and
random celebrities and red heels are red sneakers, that it
is signaling. And the part that's crazy about the pope
(01:13:26):
is it is ceremonial for the pope to wear red shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
It is to remind the Pope that he.
Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Walks through the he walks through the blood of martyrs,
that people have come before him, that he is there
for a specific mission.
Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Which makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Yes, yes, a lot of ceremony around papal things. It's
incredibly fascinating dissecting it. Thinking that one pope had protest shoes,
which he did not. They just were well on local
rome tailored shoes. He was like, ah, I'm gonna pick
this tailor to make me special shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
He did, and we were like they were a Prada.
Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
They were not. It started getting posted on four Chan
and Reddit's about ten years ago, about the time Pizzagate.
Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Was going on.
Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
People would post photos online of look at all these
people in red shoes, just the photo, letting you come
up with the context, finish the story type of thing
like look it's Jesus and the toast.
Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Oh, now I see it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
There's hashtags Peto gate and hashtag red Shoe club. And
this is where I think conspiracies own so much of
our bandwidth right now, is because algorithms in social media
are designed to keep you engaged and share, bookmark, comment,
(01:15:05):
any of those things is the hook? Any of those
things is you dropping the seed that they know they
got you. And then what they do is they just
pedal to the ground after that. Oh, yeah, that's all
you see after that. In this case, it'd be conspiracy
theories or whatever. Mine's been AI music lately and I'm
(01:15:28):
loving it. I have a good exam not on air,
but off air. I'll play an example of some AM music.
I got that noice?
Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Is it the cream Queen? No? No, that's one of
my favorites. Usually. No, I made a song, Oh did you? Yeah? Oh,
I meaning I hit enter?
Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
But yeah, right right, you put the information accounts, Yeah,
that accounts. Listen.
Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
If there is an actress out there who is AI
and looking for an agent, why can't there be AI music,
you know, being played on your radios and streams and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
How amazing would it be if I want a Grammy
for AI music.
Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Oh, that'd be fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Because you can't carry a tune for no nothing, Nope,
not even auto tune can.
Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Help you out. Nope.
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
It took on in a piano of three years out
of tune before I even knew it was out in tune.
Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
I listen. It's never too late to set goals for yourself.
I agree, and I think that you should make that happen.
Work hard, do your AI music.
Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Try to win a Grammy.
Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
You would be the only Grammy Award winning person on
this show.
Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
That would be awesome. I can said, I'm the only
boweling champion on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Yeah, yeah, I know you won't let us forget it. Hey,
I thought we're proud of our accomplishments.
Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
We are, Yeah, we are.
Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Lindsay and her fishing trophy. H when was your fishing
trophy Lindsay.
Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
In twenty twenty.
Speaker 9 (01:16:56):
Three?
Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Relatively recent?
Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
That in any trophies?
Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
Yeah, beauty pageant?
Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Right, and forgot about that? What year was that?
Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
I was five, Michigan?
Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Which one is more grotesque? Me and the bowling are
her five year old beauty pageant award?
Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
That's gonna be the beauty I think so?
Speaker 6 (01:17:17):
Yeah, I think so Yours was in the eighth grade, right,
so you were what twelve at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Yeah, I could make a joke and say I can
still bowl good, But I don't mean that.
Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Damn I said I could. I didn't. Do you have
a trophy? Uh no, you have no trophies trophy?
Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
He does.
Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Oh yeah, I got all the ones from Schnip Schnapschner
and you know, pick the flick and all that so
I guess if those count. But outside don't let us
not remember that I am the greatest when it comes
to these games. The stats speak for themselves regardless before this.
Same with my eighth grade bowling stats. They speak for
themselves at Valley Park Lanes.
Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Don't forget the employee of the month.
Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's a certificate. That's all other cagay.
Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
That was not a plastic or brass trophy. It was
just something they printed up on the internet. So it
doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
As far as the Red Shoe Club goes the idea,
I don't know why we take things that are normal
stuff and turn them into secret symbols. All I know
is when you do this, you clearly have never been
a part of anything secret, because if you're in something secret,
(01:18:37):
you don't give clues like red shoes yeah, or the
all seeing eye triangle. I can't do it because my
hands are objected. You make the argument that no one
will talk, but yet they'll do red shoes as a giveaway.
Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Why would they do that?
Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
Okay, I like that because they cannot physically speak what
what they're part of.
Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
But you have to get it out.
Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
Anybody nobody can hold a secret at all, whatsoever. I
don't give a damn who you are. Nobody can hold
a secret. So in order to hold this secret, you
still gotta.
Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Get that house somehow. It's I mean, I don't.
Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
Tell everybody what's going So what do you do? You
come up with symbolism red shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yes, but if everybody does it and that it's known
as a giveaway that you're in it, you're now not
in a secret thing. And if these people that can't
have to get it out, where are there all those
people that know about the you know, the second shooter
right like they'd have to get it out too.
Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Yeah they did, and now they're dead. See, we don't.
Sometimes the damn clock.
Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Sometimes pizza emoji is just pizza. Sometimes sometimes an egg
plant emoji is someone's desire for baba ganoush. Sometimes a
red shoe babash.
Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Is good, dude, I've never had it.
Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
I don't know, dude, look at eggplant in the store
and I'm like, that looks weird.
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
I agree, one hundred percent. One hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
But when it's done well or you have baba ganoosh,
it's so good. And as somebody on their health kick,
you might like it.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
I think it's just funny to say. It is funny to.
Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Say, but sometimes a triangle is just a triangle, and
sometimes a red shoe is just a red shoe. Not
everything is worth standing up for. Sometimes you go, yeah,
look at those people in a stupid secret club. There's
another thing I'm not doing a perfect text here. Ronald
McDonald wears red shoes. He's in the club too. He
(01:20:44):
just got really big toes.
Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
That would mean like all clowns probably are in it.
Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Yeah, well, if they are political figures and celebrities, maybe right,
we got to take a break.
Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
I don't think Build Belichick is gonna make it to
the end of the year as a coach, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Just because he sucks at his job or like health wise.
Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
There is reports coming out of the inner workings, if
you believe them, that it's incredibly toxic. Okay, the nc
double A is investigating them for some violations already already,
(01:21:28):
and that if he leaves within the first year, he
doesn't get as much money, he doesn't get all the
money or something like that, and that the university has
to come out and make a statement like we are
supporting him. Bill Belichick is like, we are in this,
but the story is, let me see, I got the
notes right here. The story is he has discussed buyout
(01:21:49):
options with North Carolina. He's a signaled a willingness to
trigger his own one million dollar buyout if he can't
find a soft landing with another team or in meat.
The coaching staff have already spoken to other schools that
are expected to be in the College Football Playoff about
taking on roles during the postseason. One coach quote, the
(01:22:09):
rats are leaving the ship.
Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
And what happens when the rats leave, They're the first
to go.
Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Yeah, for those that are know, that is a phrase
when a boat sinks, follow the rats because they're going
to where it's dry well.
Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
And Hulu had signed on for a season long documentary
that we're going to follow their season and that's been
scrapped now.
Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Yeah, it's been canceled.
Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Yeah, there's reports of the recruit of recruiting violations and
in practice violations that have already been validated through the school.
Do you think that's a lot of his ego right there? Like,
I'm Bill Belichick, super Bowl champion coach.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
I could do whatever the hell I want.
Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
No, I think it is a sign of lack of
authority to be honest.
Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
I also like the school's like, come on this, Bill man.
Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
No him, Oh, he's not keeping people accountable. He's not
right at the ship. He hasn't said this isn't okay. Uh.
His communication with the staff in the past two weeks
has been described as weird and distant by multiple members
of the UNC coaching staff, and multiple coaches were unable
(01:23:25):
to get a hold of him during the bye week.
Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
One quote, coach is quoted as saying, what we've done
to these kids is fed up. Oh damn, that sounds
not good. No, And I think it's possible he could
get an NFL gig. I think there's going to be
some teams that are going to be looking for a
coach sooner rather than later. The Giants obviously come to mind,
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though maybe Jackson Dart's saving Dabeles career. McDaniels. I think
he has been on about I'm on the hot seat.
He has been honest that the owner is not happy
and so which I applaud him. At least he's like
not going no, everything's good, right.
Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Right, right?
Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
And is he trying to fix the problem. I think
he's lost the locker room.
Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
I think he can't. I think it's just a matter
of time. That's fair. That's fair Bill. I don't think
he needed to go and find a job after he
left the pets, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:24:23):
I think he should have just retired and enjoyed his
hot ass young girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (01:24:28):
There's no need for him to go coach college if
he loses this gig. There's no need for him to
go anywhere else. The cat's worth seventy million dollars, right,
he doesn't need to. I think he's just doing it.
That's my opinion. He's doing it because he doesn't know
anything else to do well. One of the other quotes
was having to do that. She's been a problem too.
All the distraction, not even including football, are not worse.
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Like if they were winning, nobody would care. But when
you're not winning.
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Right, she's Yoko owning the organization. I guess he's the
only thing I could think of. I mean she's just
a distraction. Uh, I mean she's okay, she's a seven
and a half eight, she's got a screen great body,
but she wears a lot of makeup.
Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
She's a map.
Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Yeah, I think he's not. She's not the hottest girl.
How I gotta be honest. When I saw him, was like,
that's what you're jeopardizing your your career credibility on of.
Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Course he's not looking at the face. He's looking at
her boob. I don't think he was struggling anyway, so
far as like partner wise, Yes, No, he's Bill Belichick.
He's got seventy million dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Yeah, his boss knew where all the good HJ places.
Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
Where do you take that? You know, recommendation from your boss.
If he's like, hey, I know a great place you
can get a handy, I mean, let's change it a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
I'm going to name some things I would give you
recommendations on.
Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
You guys, say yes you would take them.
Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Or know you wouldn't, Okay, all right. Restaurant yes, yeah,
you're a foodie for sure. Burger Joint, barbecue, ye. Clothing store, no.
Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Wear different clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Well, I mean if I just there was clothing for you, sure, right, Yeah,
Hey you might like this place. They have a lot
of leather, gimpie. Do they have masks with zippers on them?
Goodwill stam in places he'd be interested in. Doctors, Yeah,
for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
Grocery stores, yeah, might be a little out of I
might go check it out, might go in there and
see what it's about.
Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
I may or may not buy anything.
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Yeah, I would never recommend whole foods to you. I
would recommend whole foods to Lindsay, but I can read
the room. How about hairstylist a cut person that cuts hair, Barbara.
Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
Barber.
Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
Sure, I might take the kids.
Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
I have to take that back because you have and
I've gone and checked it out, but I don't go
there anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I guess I would
try it once, all right, and if it didn't work out,
then I wouldn't be going back. So, based off the
evidence I presented, we are in agreements. They would absolutely
take advice on what like I would consider and take
it under heavy advisement to visit the place you have recommended.
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So then I'm telling you, gimp, yes, you get recommended
a place that is in does massages or is an escort,
right right, Hey, Bob had great things to say about you,
so I'm really looking to see how this works out.
Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
He has got the softest hands. And then do you
guys circle back and debrief.
Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
I would come back to you and say, listen, Bob's
hands were crusty and dry, and it was like sandpaper
bro Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
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Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
I would think they're lying, like with you personally.
Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
I was just thinking, like if somebody came up to you.
Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
And said that I want to shoot porn with you, Yeah,
I don't think I could I could handle that. Let's
go ahead and do topless Hyperbig Mad Morning Show's top
List Random topics randomly drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn,
Campi and Lindsay with this week's topless. This week's top
list is the Top five bumper stickers. Top five bumper stickers.
Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
What do you got? Lindsay?
Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
Okay, coming in at number five. You guys remember the
in the nineties, the got Milk advertisements? There that campaign
Got Milk.
Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Yeah, everybody walked around with the creamy white stuff on
the lip.
Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
Yes, and you could see it was the black and
white ad and uh, I came from a pretty uh
flatulant family. I guess you could say you're farters, yes, okay,
and stinky.
Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
You guys are stinky.
Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
My, when I got my first car, I got a
bumper sticker that was in black and white and looked
like the Gotten Milk ad and it said got gas.
And when I put that on the back of my car,
my aunt, when she saw it for the first time,
she thought it was the funniest bumper sticker she had
ever seen. And she was so appropriate and every time
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she would seem got gas, and she still did this day.
When she sees me, thinks of that bumper sticker was there?
Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
Did it just say the word gas?
Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Or didn't have like a green cloud or anything to
imply it was farting or was it petroleum?
Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
Just just got gas, just like the got milk.
Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Okay, who was the gassiest one in your family? My dad,
of course.
Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Now who's the gassest I'd say my husband?
Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Always the man, always the men, you don't think you stink?
Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
Probably the middle child.
Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
You have twins, I know, but we're on the air,
you say twins.
Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
So yeah, that goes goes to show she has a
face rip because she'll call him out by a name.
Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
This one, it's the middle child. What uh?
Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
What? How long did it take you to start passing
gas in front of the exchange student?
Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
Good question?
Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
I don't do you get up, like a brand new relationship,
go to the other room and just.
Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Let it rip. No, you just hold it till you
go to bed and then let the sheets flutter.
Speaker 5 (01:31:27):
No, you shull, I'll just go use the restroom.
Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
Yeah, So, like I said, you get up and go
to another room and let it go.
Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
Has he farted in front of you guys yet?
Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
I don't think so. Not that I'm not that I'm aware.
Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
He's not comfortable and you're not comfortable.
Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
See now that's what you guys got to do. You
guys both just got to sit down and let it rip.
Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
You have.
Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Yeah, come to fartis Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
Number number four a honk if a kid falls out.
Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Of vagina. I think the car is the implication.
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
See this is that's a bad bumper sticker swerve if
a kid falls out, feels like very better, like much
better instruction.
Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
Yeah. Uh. Number three, if we're gonna ride my ass,
at least pull my hair.
Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Seen that before?
Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
Yeah uh? And number two my brakes are good. How
is your insurance for tailgating?
Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
Not bad? And then number one on my list. I
when I was a kid, I was never an honorall student.
And my parents, they, like you, Corbyn, they were not
fans of bumper stickers on their vehicles. They never put
them on their their car. But when we started getting
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letter grades in school and children started making the honor roll,
they would get a bumper sticker sent home that said,
you know, proud parent of a Edgewood Elementary Eagle honorable student.
(01:33:14):
And I never got one because I was never an
honorable student, and I always kind of felt bad and
I just I tried, but my math grades I never
could get above a sea. And I felt bad because
my friends would be like, yay, they made honorall and
they got this bumper sticker. Not that my parents would
have put the bumper sticker on their car anyway, but
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you know, maybe they would have put it up with
a magnet on the fridge or something. And so when
in the car line, I would see that my dad
would pick me up and he would see the bumper
sticker on the car, like, oh, good for them, their
kid made honorall. And I would just feel guilty, feel bad.
And then one day we're driving down the road and
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my dad it's this bumper sticker and it says, my
kid beat up your honor student. And he laughed out loud,
and I was like, oh my gosh, yes, I love
that because it kind of like took the pressure off
all of a sudden of me not being an honorable student.
Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Need my therapy music.
Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
Yeah, I know this is clearly a deep wound for you, yes,
but I loved it.
Speaker 5 (01:34:22):
I was like, oh, so I love the bumper sticker
since that day of seeing it the first time, I
was like, yeah, all right, I'm not an honored student
and I don't have that bumper sticker.
Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
But did you beat anybody up?
Speaker 9 (01:34:36):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
I didn't because I was never a violent kid.
Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
Either, Bolt advertising.
Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Do you think they kept those bumper stickers like my
kid's an Honora student at the school, Like they kept
those under lock and key and you had to like
what because now you can just buy one? Yeah, anytime
you want. Yeah, they probably did some Karen, yes, being
like no the PTA care, Well, that wouldn't have come
(01:35:02):
from the school, right, Yeah, PTA's are corrupt, so they are.
It's probably one of the most commonplaces embezzlement happens, okay,
right the people that usually do it and Dot calm down,
and I'm not talking about you specifically. Is that you
feel entitled, right, you feel like you're doing something, so
everybody should be grateful to you. Most of the parents involved,
(01:35:25):
I think probably have good intentions, but overall PTA it
wouldn't surprise me, like, well, we'll.
Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
Give your kid one, right, So it can't be them.
Can't be trusted. Cakewalks, yes, right, not anymore?
Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
Too many allergies.
Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Easily the worst offense of the last twenty of my
upbringing is there's no more cakewalks.
Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
God, cakewalks were good they were the best.
Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
They were.
Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
For those that don't know what a cakewalk is, it's
kind of like musical chairs kind of where if you
want to participate, you bring a cake and then you
stand on a circle and they're eliminated one at a
time and then you.
Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Get that cake whatever's left. Right. It's a good way
to get different cakes.
Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
I've also seen it done with a lottery where the
cakes are given a number and then you draw a number,
and if they draw your number, you get to pick
the cake that's associated.
Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
With that number.
Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
So sometimes you might get your favorite chocolate chocolate cake.
Most time, though, you're gonna get a walnut cake.
Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
Right, which I love. By the way, have you ever
had a wallet cake?
Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Yeah, so good?
Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
Or a carrot cake is in there once in a
great while.
Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
I wasn't a big fan of those.
Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
I like good carrot cakes. Carrot cake is the separation
from regular cakes. If we take that one out, there's
no bad cakes, right, But if you put that one in,
it can go south real fast, right, putting real.
Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
Carrots and then get out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
We're doing our top list top five bumper stickers.
Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
What do you got, Gimpie?
Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
I saw this one caution driver makes frequent stops at
your mom.
Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
That's number five.
Speaker 6 (01:37:02):
I thought it was funny. Number four is one that
my grandma had. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what
you're up to, which is true.
Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
You're like, look at this cheshire or some bitch, what
the hell's he up to?
Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
So that's number four.
Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Number three. I had this one on my car when
I was nineteen twenty, and I got to use it.
Speaker 6 (01:37:32):
Actually, right, the bumper sticker says, if it's too loud,
you're too old.
Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Right.
Speaker 6 (01:37:39):
So I'm at a stoplight thirty first and Memorial, and
I had this car.
Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
Wasn't I driving at that time?
Speaker 6 (01:37:49):
I think it was my niece on I was driving
at the time, and I had a pair of twelves
in the back and the system was homping.
Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Dude, it was loud. It was loud. I loved it.
Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
And this old lady a convertible. Now, I say old lady, right.
I was twenty at the time. She had been in
her fifties, so she to me she was an old gal. Right,
She's got her convertible top down with her short, little
red hair and a blue baseball cap on right, and
she turns around, looks at me and says.
Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Don't you think that's too loud?
Speaker 6 (01:38:25):
And I looked at her, pointed at the sticker, said
don't you think you're a little too old?
Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
Yeah, you showed her.
Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
I sure did.
Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
Went to her Bunco game, just pissed. Yeah. I didn't
tell anybody about it though, because she didn't remember. Right,
So that's number three. Number two.
Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
I remember seeing this bumper sticker when I was twelve
years old coming back from Ohio going to Alabama. We
had a family of reunion in Ohio, right, and everybody
from all over the country went and converged on in
Ohio for this for this family reunion, and my grandma
(01:39:09):
and grandpa went back, My mom and dad took my
brothers went back, and I was riding back.
Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
They left before we did.
Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
I stayed at Uncle Buck's house for damn at least
a week, I think afterwards. So I'm riding back with
my uncle Jack and his wife mary Anne. Now Jack
and mary Anne. Jack was my grandpa's on my mom's
side brother. Okay, it's all gonna make sense in a
little bit.
Speaker 6 (01:39:38):
But we stop at this truck stop in Kentucky. I
believe it was Kentucky and we're just looking around and
I'm looking at the bumper stickers because I find them humorous.
And this one said, I'm so horny, I get excited
at the crack of dawn. And I thought that was
the damn funniest thing ever. I'm like, hey, Aunt, Marianne,
(01:39:59):
check this out. She just kind of chuckled a little
bit and went on about her way. But that stuck
with me ever since I was twelve years old. When
you said bumper stickers yesterday, that was one of the
first ones that popped into my head. That's why it's
number two, number one. I had this one on my car,
but in the window, on the back window, and I
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got so many compliments on this bumper sticker, and I'll
never forget again.
Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
I was I was seventeen at the time.
Speaker 6 (01:40:29):
I had seventeen seventeen, Yeah, going to school in Jinks
and I was on my way to work, I think,
and I was driving an eighty six Pontiac six.
Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
Thousand, and I had this on the back of the car.
Speaker 6 (01:40:42):
And this old couple come up, pulled up next to
me at the stoplight, wave to get my attention because
I'm just driving out of my own business. I look
over and I was like, hey, what's up. And they're like,
I love your bumper sticker. And that bumper sticker said
lost your cat? Try looking under my tires. Yeah, feels
(01:41:05):
like one that you would have.
Speaker 9 (01:41:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
Yeah, we're doing our top lists. We're doing bumper stickers. Now.
I went just not the bumper. I went with any
sticker that goes on the.
Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
Back of the car. Okay, okay. Number five, where did
I put five?
Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
Oh I'm not gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
It's always a solid good one.
Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Number four Tell your cat. I said that one's funny.
I think you can interpret it another way too, if
you'd like. Number three. Any sticker that utilizes the rear
windshield wiper. Okay, like a cattail, dogtail, something like that. Right,
I've seen one with a wrestler. Okay, those are pretty creative.
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Number two memoriam sticker. Memorial sticker, so like the whole
back win shield takes up, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
Memorial for somebody who died. Right. I have told my wife,
God forbid something happens to me.
Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
You better do this. It is fantastic. Imagine your whole
life memorialized on the back of a Geo Metro. That
is fantastic until they trade that car in, right, And
I think there's a price point.
Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
I think there's a price point where you don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
You don't see it on the back of a Mercedes, right,
it's too fancy of a car. You don't see it
on the back of a Lexis. Would you be offended
if it didn't take up the entire back window and
if you just got like the bottom left corner. Well,
I mean, ideally, if I could design it, it would
be that sea through sticker that goes on the back
and it would be like everything okay, but as long
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as it's like in memory of our loving dad and husband,
you know, Corbin, Right, some great quote that I never said, right, Right,
And then you better put something in the fact of
like you'll be missed, we will miss you, something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
You be sure to load your dishwasher correctly.
Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
I mean, I'm probably not gonna go with that, but yeah,
I mean that is a famous Corman quote. Yeah, but
I I literally say it once a day only in
this room.
Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
Right.
Speaker 5 (01:43:21):
It's cheaper than a gravestone.
Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
And you'll take it everywhere gravestone you're not going to
see at all, that is true, but like I want
people to know you're grieving.
Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
Still thirteen years later. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
And the other thing I always wonder about those is
do you take them off? Like if it's your husband,
do you take them off when you do get in
a new relationship, right?
Speaker 5 (01:43:46):
Or or if you're not even a new relationship. But
if you do trade in that vehicle and get a
new one, do you then put it on the new vehicle?
Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
You meet a girl at the bar, she's like, let's
go back to my place. You walk out to her
car that's on the back. How far away does the
death date where it says does it have to be
before you're like, oh ho ho no, no, lindsay.
Speaker 5 (01:44:11):
For you to be a guy, for sure, yeah, few,
I'd probably look at it and think.
Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
It had to be a few years. It needs to
be a few years, okay, GIMPI I'm I'm I think
I'm okay with the current year.
Speaker 6 (01:44:30):
Let's just say if it's twenty twenty five, right, I
would probably ask and be like when in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
Okay, did he pass? We're in October?
Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
Okay, January?
Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
I'd gota be okay with it.
Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
February, Oh yeah, March, yeah, April, May, June, July, August, yeah, September,
October was yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
We're nine days in man.
Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
The number one bumper sticker I have for our is
stay back five hundred feet not responsible for damages, easily
the most funny bumper sticker out there. Right, because it
means nothing, You're still responsible. It's called failure to secure load.
Speaker 9 (01:45:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
This deck says, hey, Besty, please let me merge.
Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
This one says.
Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
I had one on my truck back in high school
that said, I'll bet you a new car I can
break faster than you. I once had a sticker that
said it's four nineteen Got a minute.
Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
I had the same t shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
This person's top five bumper stickers five, number five booty patrol. Yeah,
number four FBI Female Body Inspector. Number three, horn is broke.
Watch for finger number two. Keep honking. I'm reloading. Do
you roll around? Did you already dissed? I've never interested
that one? Did you have you already discharged the weapon?
Speaker 3 (01:45:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
Well yeah at the last person that honked at me,
So you just roll around, okay? And then number one
for them My other ride is your mom. There's another
person's top five caution wild curves ahead. Number four, Object
and mirror are dumber than they appear. Number three grass,
gas or ass. Nobody rides for free. Number two honk
(01:46:21):
if you love bad decisions. Another one. Number one. My
other ride is your mom. Poor moms man, I break
for hallucinations supporting single moms one dollar at a time.
I saw a really tiny bumper sticker that said, do
you follow Jesus this close? That is a good one. Uh,
(01:46:48):
my other toy has oka has breasts. I can't say that. Yeah,
bumper stickers. There's some good ones and there's some bad ones.
We're gonna take a break and we'll be back.
Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
Of the Big Men Morning Show is next.
Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
There is this story out of a waso that is
it's really crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:47:09):
Do you remember when that thing happened at Captain D's.
Oh yeah, yeah, the woman beaten. Yeah, guy almost killed her. Yeah,
she worked there.
Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
He was working there as well, but he had earbuds
in and he told her or she told him, hey,
you gotta get back to work or stop that or
something to that effect.
Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
I'm sure I've messed that up. And he then proceeded
to almost kill her.
Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
And from what I understand, she's getting closer every day
to her new normal. Okay, But something similar happened again
in a Wasso. This woman was out of Brams if
you haven't seen this story, and she was there visiting
(01:47:57):
with her parents, and she heard a kid, a sixteen
year old boy, get angry with an employee because the
employee confronted the sixteen year old boy for using a
water cup to get a soft drink. Okay, which I'm
(01:48:19):
sure happens a lot. Yes, it is stealing, but the
sixteen year old boy was I guess, behaving mean to
the employee. Where this woman, who was there visiting her
parents who are eating ice cream, decided to be like, hey,
(01:48:42):
cut it.
Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
Out, that's enough.
Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
Matter of fact that the story says she said, quote,
hey stop, that's enough.
Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
You're going to get hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
And this is a bystander, nobody in management or anything
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
Just a customer of the store. Correct, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
He Then the sixteen year old went to grab a
chair swing it at the woman. She blocked it, but
it hit her face and broke her nose in two pieces.
Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
She has to have surgery to correct it, damn. And the.
Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
Sixteen year old has been charged with aggravated assault and battery,
assault and battery, and two counts of assault and battery
with a dangerous weapon.
Speaker 3 (01:49:31):
Goodness, congratulations, you're a jack.
Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
On the aggravated assaultan battery. You get up to five years.
On the assault and battery simple thirty to ninety days
in jail. An assault battery with a dangerous.
Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
Weapon is six years, three to five up to ten years.
Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
Okay, And he's sixteen, right, And he's sixteen, so he
could be tried as an adult potentially. I don't know
exactly how that works out, but I know that they've
done it before for kids around that age, depending on
the severity of their crime and the person that this
happened to. She's like, hey, I would do it again.
(01:50:14):
We have to take care of we have to step
up for one another. Essentially, She's like, we got to
step up for one another when we see somebody's being wronged. Yeah,
you know, it takes all of us, that kind of thing. Like,
I think she's got the right mentality and message, even
though she's the one that's out of the money for
a surgery.
Speaker 3 (01:50:29):
Yeah, because I don't think she can go after the business.
Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
No for that.
Speaker 3 (01:50:33):
No, it's not the business's fault.
Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
I mean, I mean their employee is the one who
caused the issue. But this is maybe she can because
if that old man can sue mister Sanchez, Mark Sanchez, Yeah,
and Fox because he's an employee of Fox, then maybe
this woman can take Broms as well. Get your employee
(01:50:56):
under control. Well, it's not the Bram employee that assaulted her.
It was a customer.
Speaker 3 (01:51:03):
Oh I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
No, it was a customers in the store, yes, who
was using a water cup for soda, got you?
Speaker 3 (01:51:09):
And the employee was yes.
Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
And then this adult stepped in to intervene between the
employee and the.
Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
Sixteen year old. The only reason the old man can
sue Fox News.
Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
Is he was there for work, right right right? Yeah,
and this kid didn't work for Broms. Wasn't at work. Okay,
that makes sense. I thought he worked for Broms and
was just being a dick towards other coworkers. But no,
he's just being a dick in general.
Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
He is, says or she says. She doesn't regret stepping in.
Speaker 2 (01:51:37):
She helps the story reminds others to look out for
one another and to teach kids respect and discipline.
Speaker 3 (01:51:44):
Quote.
Speaker 2 (01:51:44):
Hopefully watching people watching this will go Okay, I'm going
to discipline my kid a little bit more. No one
thinks that because it starts when they're two, three, five.
We can't give up on basic discipline or they end
up in situations like this. This is probably the thing
I disagree with her on because they may discipline their
(01:52:05):
child and their child behaves at home, right, but that
does not mean in public they don't act that way.
Speaker 3 (01:52:12):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
You can do all the discipline you want, but in
public they can do whatever they want. Tex says, Now,
this stupid mother lover just made himself a violent offender
for the rest of his life. Good luck with that
body which he listeners.
Speaker 5 (01:52:29):
Not wrong if he's tried as an adult, because once
he turns eighteen, it'll be taken off of his record.
Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
Right. I don't think violent violent offenses come off your
record at eighteen. I think graffiti does, right, I think
I think shoplifting does. I don't think violent offenses come
off your record at eighteen. You can't murder somebody at fifteen,
and then at eighteen they were like, no, man, we don't.
Speaker 6 (01:52:53):
Yeah, there's some things you just don't forget, you know,
and breaking somebody's nose twice with the chairs probably something
you should could be remembered for.
Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
I want to know, like, because you know sixteen year
olds now they don't look sixteen. There are some sixteen
year olds that you know, look like twenty five year
old men.
Speaker 3 (01:53:12):
The hormones in the chicken nuggets is what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:53:16):
Sure, So I wonder what kind of like what was
the size of the person that could pick up a
chair and to me throw it is like toss it
across the room. But he didn't really he didn't even
really have to throw it across the room, just throwing
it in her general direction. A little bit like I
could throw a chair. Let's just say I'm sitting in
(01:53:38):
the seat that will normally sit in when I go
in and we do our morning dump or extra podcast. Right,
I could take a chair throw it at Lindsey from
that distance right there, probably cost some damage.
Speaker 3 (01:53:48):
Oh yeah it's two feet, Yeah, it's two feet.
Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
It would still be considered thrown across the room because
I mean technically it is. But yeah, these are violent
and this says violent felony convictions are not eligible to
be expunged felony.
Speaker 3 (01:54:06):
Is this kid getting a felony or is it misdemeanor assault?
I think that's a fair question.
Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
I would imagine that since she's really hurt, it would
be a felony.
Speaker 3 (01:54:21):
Yeah, that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:54:22):
And of course, because the kid's sixteen, they're not going
to put his name or image out there for us.
Is mugshot for us to look at. No, and I'm
good with that, by the way, because you might think,
oh good, they should be punished, but they may think
it looks cool, right because they got on the news.
Are they in the paper? Yeah, they still would anyway.
(01:54:44):
I got I got locked up.
Speaker 6 (01:54:46):
I got locked up for you know, throwing a chair
at a woman and breaking her nose.
Speaker 3 (01:54:49):
They call that streak red.
Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
Yeah, the assault and battery with dangerous weapons of felony
and aggravated assaults of felony. Okay, yeah, yeah, then definitely
that ain't coming off as record. Then the simple assault
and battery is just a misdemeanor. But to get fifteen years,
which is the maximum, even seven because you would go
(01:55:12):
to juvie and then process over after eighteen.
Speaker 3 (01:55:17):
Right, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:55:21):
I really at that age, tried my hardist and I
still do to this day, not to get in trouble
and not to spend time in juvie.
Speaker 3 (01:55:30):
The woman.
Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
Finally, she finished with she loves it when communities protect
and support each other. She worries some people may now
hesitate to help because of her story. Sure quote people
pause now because they don't know if it's worth it,
And that's equally sad. I mean, I think that's a
fair statement. We've read stories on the air where a
man defended himself against a sixteen year old and he
(01:55:52):
got charged right because he whooped that sixteen year old's ass.
Speaker 3 (01:55:58):
Right even though the sixteen was the aggressor and started
all of it. Blah blah blah. I get that.
Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
So how far can you go? Yo, you throw a
chair at me, I'm probably gonna do something like, hey, if.
Speaker 6 (01:56:19):
You throw a chair at me, If a sixteen year
old kid throws a chair at me and hits me
in the face, I'm gonna be like.
Speaker 3 (01:56:24):
Oh, bitch, what the hell? Good? Yeah, imagine just being
like a bystander and that happened. Yeah, what do you
do at that point in time?
Speaker 2 (01:56:40):
Do?
Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
I mean? I mean, I'm just trying to break it up.
Do you try to do you go aid the woman?
Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
I go to this brons And I mean, I think
you're bringing up a good point too, is that did
other people step up like when that happened, all right,
or did the other all the other adults just go
eat their ice cream.
Speaker 3 (01:57:00):
It's probably the latter half of that. Yeah, that's messed up, man,
Yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (01:57:04):
But a lot of people just want to They just
want to eat the ice cream and get home, and
they don't want to be himmed up.
Speaker 6 (01:57:10):
They don't want to get in the middle of it.
They don't have to deal with police.
Speaker 3 (01:57:14):
And I'm just being honest with this.
Speaker 2 (01:57:17):
It wouldn't surprise me if you would think the individual
would have a gun and I ain't about to get
shot over a water cup exactly. And you're like, well, no,
it's not a water cup. They're standing up to fin
I get that, But ultimately you're getting shot because of
the confrontation over a water cup. Yeah, you just don't
(01:57:39):
know anymore. And it doesn't have to be a gun,
could be a knife, could be a cheer either way,
how do you de escalate that? Do you go hey,
like try to calm everybody down and be like and
don't address the water aggressor the water steeler or soda.
Speaker 3 (01:57:55):
Steeler, just ignore him.
Speaker 2 (01:57:57):
Yeah, and let them chill and to de escalate me, Like,
let's let's chill out, Hey man, why don't you go
leave before you, you know, the police show up. You
look like you're helping. They have him on camera, right. Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:58:13):
Some would say you tackle them to the ground and
you hold them there until the police get there.
Speaker 2 (01:58:18):
If they don't have a weapon. Uh huh exactly, if
they have.
Speaker 3 (01:58:22):
A weapon, you might not be fast enough. Listen.
Speaker 2 (01:58:26):
If I tackle onto the ground and hold their hands down,
sit on their chest, Da da, dad, they won't have
a chance to get.
Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
To their weapon.
Speaker 2 (01:58:32):
You You, you can't estimate people that way. The world's
full of Liam Neeson's dude, right, Yeah, you and your
fat ass that hasn't done anything all week, stuffing your
face with some birthday cake ice cream extra whips.
Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:58:53):
My kids and I we go to that Broms all
the time that this happened at for after school ice cream.
Speaker 9 (01:58:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
Is that going to slow you down any Uh No,
because bad things can happen anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
I guess you're right.
Speaker 5 (01:59:03):
And is it really even was it really even worth it? Anyways,
those water the little plastica I know, I know, but
I mean when they stopped them from putting soda in
the little water cup.
Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
Like, I just can't believe that's I Listen, I like
going to Broms.
Speaker 3 (01:59:18):
We're not exactly the cleanest.
Speaker 2 (01:59:19):
Like, I feel like you should maybe wipe the table
off before you worry about who's getting water and who's not.
A listener says I stopped going to that Broms over
two years ago because little teenagers are bastards that are
in there.
Speaker 3 (01:59:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:59:33):
I typically so if that would happen and I was
there with my kids, I'd be like, it's time to go.
Speaker 3 (01:59:37):
Yeah, just get them out. Yeah, we're we are leaving.
Speaker 2 (01:59:40):
Yeah, but I'm not done.
Speaker 3 (01:59:41):
Yeah, now bring it with you. I don't care. Spill
in the car, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:59:44):
Yeah, I just any altercation I see anywhere, I'm like,
I'm getting away from this.
Speaker 3 (01:59:49):
There's nothing wrong with that. It's not being a pussy,
it's protecting yourself and your children.
Speaker 2 (01:59:53):
I just feel like that can escalate and spread real fast.
Speaker 3 (01:59:58):
Yeah, and that's how a whole Broms it shot up.
Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
All right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.
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