BMMS 11-05-25

HUMP DAAAAYYY!!!! Pet Peves From Bartenders, ER Workers Have It Rough, A Lion Has Been Spotted In Ireland, Family Secrets, People Are Tired Of The Valley Girl, & The Dangers Of Porn!!!

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good so long. I was doing so good. How's like
hearing it fade out? And I was like, did I
push the dammit? I'm probably with certainty don't go to
the bar as much as GIMPI, and probably not as
much as Lindsay. I don't know if the etiquette as

(04:55):
at bars has changed, but this woman posted that was
a bartender. Things that are that are her pet peeves
as a bartender, and some of them are I get
like one of them is like blocking that space where
the bartender can get out if they need to. That

(05:17):
makes sense, right, I think that's a fair pet peeve,
and you would think people would know not to block
that area. Or sometimes there's a spot where the the
server can get to if they're you're at a bar
that has that type of setup and blocking that area
not cool, right, But some of these others I don't get.
Maybe one I kind of do, But the one I

(05:40):
kind of do is asking for a charger, like to
give them your phone to charge behind the bar. Yeah,
because this bartender is like, I'm not your babysitter. No,
it's not my job to take care of your stuff.
But also if you see a charge, you're like, hey,
and and I should note this too. This is complaint

(06:00):
from someone at a dive bar, which I tend to
find dive bars more friendly.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Oh yeah, you're like home, it's yeah, everyone knows you.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
You're more comfortable to ask there.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
But still, to those bartenders and waitresses, it's still a job. Sure,
it's still a job, and there's still things that's gonna
piss you off. So hunters, as small and friendly as
they may be, there's still little things.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's gonna upset them. Yeah. But if I'm a reg
and you know my drink when I walk in the door,
I don't feel like it's super out of bounds to
ask you can I charge my phone? No?

Speaker 6 (06:35):
No, As a regular, you might get away with a
lot more than somebody who is not, because you are
in there so often, so some stranger you know that
comes in, Hey can you can you watch my purse
or charge my phone or whatever?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Eh. I guess another one on here, which is I'm
not sure the solution to this is using two fingers
to order a drink or pointing like to get the
bartender's station, right.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
I could see that if they're busy, like super stacked busy,
and you're over there finger in them trying to get
their attention. You know, it's like, Hey, I'll get to
you when I get to you, bro.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
The only thing you have to do to get a
refill on your.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Drink throw a bottle at them.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
No, set your glass towards their end of the bar.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
What if you don't have a glass.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Word, you wait your turn like everyone else.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Even then, Lindsey, with the glass technique that you're speaking of,
I do it with bottles. You still wait. There's still
a weight because they're busy. Take care of other people.
I've done that many a time. Just kind of keep
pushing it and keep pushing it. Next thing, you know,
I'm like a cat about to push it off the counter. Well,
My thing is that I've been like, hey, is because

(07:56):
it looks like you think you're they're working down the
line and they're not, and you're like, hey, I've been
waiting five minutes and you've went back up and down twice.
I think it's fair for me to be like.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
Hey, yeah, I get that if you've been overlooked multiple times.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
If my wife's with me, I just make her stand
at the bar works every time, every single time, like
I would argue, probably, you know, Lindsey does not have
a problem getting the bartender's attention compared to you, and
I probably not, especially if it's a dude bartender. But sure,
females always and listen, ah, female bartenders it always feels

(08:36):
like they are to men right, probably because they've been
hit on so many byes. One hundred percent totally get it.
But because of a few douches, I'm already behind the
eight ball, and I'm like, ah, come on, that's life, man.

(08:57):
Because of a few douches, we're behind the eight ball guardless,
no matter what the situation. I'm actually fine with women
getting served quicker than men. They can have that. Yeah,
Because driving and voting is fairly new for them, so
freedom the right to work. Another one that I didn't

(09:17):
know was a thing that this bartender said was ordering
drinks backwards, like saying cran vodka instead of a vodka cran. Huh,
who does that? The only people in their periods.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
Who orders that drink? Yeah, who orders their drink? Like
that's weird. But I guess, I mean maybe it's a
regional thing.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I don't know. Well, apparently you're supposed to order the
spirit first. You don't order with the mixer first. That's
the thing. I didn't know that was a thing. We
would have to lean on our bartender friends that are
up listening to us this early. But I didn't know
that that. I didn't know that that was a thing. Dad.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
Of course, it's always just naturally came out, Yeah, jack
and coke whatever, Right, I do not order a tonic
vodka or a tonic in gin.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
No, So I understand, like you, but if someone doesn't know,
like it just feels like a weird thing to let
it be a pet peeve. Yeah. Another one that they
had was using Apple Pay but not unlocking your phone,
like they just hand the phone and I'm like, well, okay,

(10:27):
that doesn't feel like a real pet peeve.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
Do you have to unlock your phone in order to
use that pay? I I have sam Sunk Pay, and
I think I've used it once.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
In my life. Oh dude, I use that pay all
the time. There's a lot of people that do. It's awesome. Well,
you have to unlock your phone in order for it
to work. It face reads you, or you put in
your past code to make sure it's you and not
someone who took your phone and is just paying.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
Well, then that makes sense as a pet peeve. Then
if you're just handling them a blank phone and expecting
them to, you know, do all the work for you. Yeah, yeah,
I could see how that could be. That could be
you know know stupid bet.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
It's also I think we'd I don't hand my phone
to people. We were on the Disney cruise and you
had to We had this watch thing to pay for stuff.
But anytime you went most places you had they to pay.
The thing was behind the bar, so you had to
take the watch off to hand it to them for
them to swipe it. And you're like, well that's not

(11:24):
convenient at all. And I have the same attitude with
this scenario. If I'm at the bar. I'm not handing
you my phone.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
No, you would think that they would have those, like
those guns that the scanner guns like they do it
like the Walmart checkout you can grab and take away
from the register.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
A barcode.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Yeah, the bar code scanner.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh you talk about on the cruise. Yeah, yeah, well
there was no bar code. It was just it read
it like are a kind of like how they do
the wristbands at Rocklaholmer. Correct. Yeah, but you can't take
this one kind of flashed like vibrated and stuff. That's
very Disney. That's very cool. I can use it anywhere
and he does nothing. Yeah, but to me, the idea

(12:09):
of handing my phone to somebody, like imagine going to
a restaurant and instead of giving you your credit card,
you give them your phone and they walk away through
your phone hails, No, let's take get pictures of nuts
on your phone, right or stuff just people seeing stuff
on your phone.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because if you've got somebody that's real
tech savvy, they can go through and they get all
your information and you willingly handed it over.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
You know how cars like especially cars then now that
don't have the key and they have valet mode. Yeah,
it's valet mode where the car will only do so
many things. It limits the car. Yeah, they should have
that for phones that you can pay with. Yeah, not bad,
Like it's valet mode, Like I scan it and you've
got a few, you know, five minutes okay, Yeah, to

(12:55):
use Apple Pay or whatever. Yeah, you get access to
one app and one app only. Yeah. All in all,
all these things that this bartender is complaining about make
me feel like, shut up.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
Is this just one bartender on social media? Yeah, I
definitely shut the hell up. If it was a collection
of them, I'd be like, Okay, well, then this is
the thing around the country that we need to I
don't know if we need to address, but we don't
need to address it. Obviously there's more than one person
that's angry about the situation, But right now it just
sounds like one pissy bitch that won't shut up.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Of all the problems that happened at bars. I don't
feel like these are the real problems, right. Maybe make
sure there's toilet paper, paper towel.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Yeah, yeah, so it cleans the vomit up out of
the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
I think that's just yeah, that's yeah, you know that's
what they do, right, It's part of the bar. Cigarette
butts in the urinal stuff like that, that's just part
of it.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Is there a bar a threshold of bar that you
don't expect vomiting?

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Okay, So like maybe if it's like a high end
bar quote unquote high end bar as opposed to like
a dive bar. A dive bar, you would expect vomit
to be, wouldn't the rim or on the floor of
the stall.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Funky smell wouldn't phase me in a dive bar. Yeah, yeah,
but if you serve food, I that's not true, right,
people eat so much they you know, they end up
coming out. Some of the best food I know that
we've been to has been at dive bars. True.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
I think maybe a hotel bar, a hotel bar a
you probably would not expect vomit on the floor.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
And if I went in, I've.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Been like what yeah, And you know, we'll just use
like the Double Tree, for example, some kind of fancier hotel,
not like the Lakita that happens to have a small
bar inside there.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
That would shock me. There's some out there. I think
that hotel bars are a good one to say, but
I've seen people get preydiculously lit up at a hotel bar.
Oh yeah, well, or they.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Are ridiculously wasted and come back and then go into
that bar because their party ain't over yet.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Right right, it's like you know the night cap.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yes, I'll let.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
You slide with like casino like hard rock river spirit,
you know, because they have hotels there attached to them
and the casino and the bars and whatnot, and it's
a big atmosphere part of it. But I'll let that
slide as in like having vomit on the floor you go.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Most people when they go out to a bar specifically
for the night, like a dive bar, seven times out
of ten, the mission is to get hammered. Is that
fair me? Do people do that at casino bars? Do
they go with the mission of getting hammered? Especially if
you have a room for the night. Of course, you okay,
because you don't have to go that far.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Yeah, You've got to stumble your way to the elevator,
done a few times, and then take that elevator wherever
it needs to go, and then stumble your way into
your room.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
You're good.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
So that's probably the most likely place that you were
going to get thrashed at. Yeah, that we're going to
a wedding in December somewhere, and we are we deliberately
picked to the hotel that the reception is in, so
you don't have to go there.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah. I was like, I don't care how much it is.
I don't care. I don't want to have to drive
or wait for an uber. Right, yeah, so okay, I'll
buy that. But if you're not, do people just go
to the casino bar treating it like, hey, let's get hammered.
I'd say so, yeah, okay, So just because of the
atmosphere that's there, I know, regardless of you if you

(16:40):
have a room there or not, it's the atmosphere. It's
the casino. It's the the nightclub, the dancing, you know
what I mean, the live music. It's just the combination
of everything at a casino. I'm a little out of
touch with that. It has been a while since I
was like, let's go to the bar and get hammered.
It's just not in my spectrum. I never really made

(17:00):
plans to get hammered. It just happened that way. Yeah,
it just happened. Yeah, And that's my point, Like it
I don't let that. I just don't let that happen.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Yeah, there are there have been times, especially within the
last couple of years, I'm like, I'm going out and
I'm getting tossed up and there ain't nothing you could
do about it. So I have made the plan to
purposely go out and get thrashed. But most of the time,
it just it just happens. If it just happens, that's
what you do. Yeah, right, trying to forget that is
the plan. If it just happens, it's like, oh no,

(17:33):
I tripped no, right, right. If it happens nine times
out of ten, that is your regiment.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Hear me. Ol.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
There have been many times where I'm like, all right,
I am going to go out tonight, but I am
not going to stay late, and I am not gonna
get hammered. I had about four drinks in all those
plans go straight out the window, right, because you do
what you know, and what you know is we're having
a good time.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Right. That's called give me an anomaly. You're trying not
to do something. It makes it difficult, damn it. Yeah. Whatever,
man teach his own And I've had plenty of friends
that are bartenders, and not. I don't feel like they've
once complained to me about any of these things. They've

(18:22):
complained to me about the bar and like working out
a bar and what that's like, but never things like this.
Never things like like for people wanted me to charge
their food, right, and if you you asked the bartender
to charge your phone, you better tip good.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Absolutely, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
That's some of the bars that I frequent. They're they're divy,
they're diving. But they also have like like the pump
for example, it has uh like a charging bank right
there with cables of yall sorts attached to it, so
you don't have to ask the bartender, Hey, can you
george my phone back there?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's right there. Just plug your phone in, you know
what I mean. So they have found that some of
those are like scamming things, the commercial ones not like
a power strip with chargers said it, but like when
you like, I don't get an uber and plug my
phone in, I just don't do it because I don't
know where that chord's going, right, And they say the
same thing at the airports too, one hundred percent they

(19:18):
have charging banks there as well. Somebody texted and said,
I used to work security at the hard Rock, and
you would not believe the amount of feces that we
would find in sinks, people messing themselves and then bear
ass naked trying to clean themselves and their clothes in
the sink. Go home. Yea, the night is over.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Ah, man, We're gonna keep this party going, Commendo.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I know pup and rally is a thing. I've seen
it be a thing, but that that poop and rally
is not a thing. Not like that poop and rally
of is awful. Yeah, I'm with you, man.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
If you were crapping yourself partying, that that's what it's over.
It's just consider it done. Your night's over.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Now that you know.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
That might not even be from partying too hard. That
might just be because they were on a machine that
they didn't want to get up from and then they
couldn't hold it any longer.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I don't care. I don't care. Yeah, yeah, Lindsay read
that story.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
It was a couple of months back about this gal
that's pissed right there. Yeah, at the casino, at the
machine because she didn't want to get up.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, I don't care if that happens. The night is over.
Whether you're sitting at a game plane. It's safe to
say wherever you are at if you mess yourself and
you it's oh, your night's over. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody texted
and said the Research and BA has a bar. They do.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
I just found out about this, uh Sunday when I
want my friends to do the Tallaman and ride. We're
sitting down and they were telling me about that, and
I thought that was so odd and hilarious at the
same time, Like you could go to research and get
tanked watching people get groceries show up. This is like

(21:18):
a bar in the grocery store and they have a
tap line. They serve beer and wine. They don't serve liquor,
if I remember correctly from my friends telling me this,
that they don't serve liquor, but they do serve beer
and wine, and you can still get pretty lit up
on the beers and wines.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
So okay, I'm gonna play both sides this point. I
love this the idea of especially for parents, that this
is how they get out of the house when when
their kids are washed by someone else. They're like, we're
gonna go grocery shopping. You can have a beer. Maybe
didn't do your grocery shopping. But I also love the
idea of like, yeah, babe, I'll go with you and
I'll be right here, all right, or vice versa. Yeah,

(21:58):
I hate this because, huh, get your grocery shop done,
get home right. You got a bunch of people stumbling
around the grocery store, drunk af running into shelves, knocking
can goods off. Yeah. I can't imagine. It's a destination bar.
We got to clean up on Aisle six. It looks

(22:19):
like there has been a bit of a fight. Yeah,
And I tend to not go to bars that have
bouncers and ID checks at the door. Bars are grocery stores?
Oh sorry, grocery stores?

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm hoping that they have bouncers and
ID checks at the door as the bar.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
You are absolutely right welcome to resars. And when you
see your ID fake ID fake?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah. This is that one research that it's like a
concept research right where they've got like an outdoor area
with the stage and things like that. Did you do
a remote at this one, Lindsay? Uh No, it's it's
pretty new. It's only been I think open for like
maybe a year or so. Now I don't know. I don't.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
I don't shop at racers, and that's a little bit
more out of my way. But I heard about it.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm like, I gotta check this out.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
Yeah, I got I gotta take my lady on a fancy.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Dates Friday night. Right, what do you want to do tonight? Guys,
let's party? Oh yeah, where you want to go? We're
going to pregame good on them though, for like trying, like, hey,
let's see what we can come up with. Yeah, what's
a good concept? Yeah, because you never know what's going
to happen. That could take off the amount of men

(23:31):
that would start grocery shopping for their families with Skyrocket.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
They got the little velvet rope out there. Sorry, can't
let you in. We're a capacity. You're not getting in
dressed like that, right.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Let the hot chicks in first, Mom's right.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Do they have TVs in their little bar area so
you can watch the gate?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't think you have to? Yeah, you think maybe?
Do they have a Touch two again? I play song? Yeah?
I know I've been doing so good last couple of years.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
I don't want to go in there and fall off
the touch tunes wagon again?

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Whoa did you see this text? A dollar fifty of
beer there and they won't let you tip.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Wow, sounds like my kind of place is not careful.
Kimfy's moving his keyboard around without his hands. Yeah, for real,
touch tunes and no tipping and dollar sign me.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
I've been reading his diary.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Dear diary. If there were a place that had touch
tunes in cheap beer and I never had to tip,
Please make this my grocery store. Say no more. When
when you're done, you get your munchies and just go
on home. I think this is a better text. My
brother asked his pants at my cousin's wedding and tried
to flush his underwear down the toilet. Just throw it away.

(24:57):
Oh no, you can't.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
No evidence left behind, because why somebody's gonna go in
there afterwards and be like, who crapped their pants and
threw it in the trash can?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, but then it backs up and now not a though.
This is we're going back to the casino. Absolutely, if
they pay over ten thousand dollars a night, they're allowed
to do anything they want on the floor. I don't
know now, I am not for you have money so
you can act like an animal. This guy was so

(25:29):
bad we had to put three trash bags on him
for the taxi to take them home. Good Lord, reason
four thousand and nine and twenty two, why I'm not
a bouncer?

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
All right, we got to take a break. We've got
our top five today and we are gonna see what
Lindsay wants to talk about. And when we return, we
have news quikies. Go ahead and do news quikies. These
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just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn Gimbion Lindsay

(26:03):
with What's going on News quickies from the Big nin Morning,
showing ninety seventy five. Man.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Man accused of throwing poop filled colostomy bag in hospital er.
This happened in Maryland at the Lowell General Hospital, where
Antonio Santiago is accused of removing his colostomy bag and
throwing it at.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Staff and police.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
So police say he did not hit anyone with the
poop field bag, but it did spread the poo all
over the emergency room. Santiago is charged with eight counts
of assault with a dangerous weapon, one for each person
in the room at the time of the incident, and he.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Was ordered to be held without bail.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Why such harsh charges Because Antonio has done this before,
he has whipped his philostomy bag at the same er.
He is a second offender.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
What an idiot or crazy that.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
That can be the same thing. I think it's wild
to just do this in general. I'm not somebody who
goes near my own bodily fluids. Now you know who
does animals? Yeah, particularly primates, monkeys or googlas. What was
his egregious situation that he felt like he had to

(27:31):
retaliate that way. Maybe we don't know. We don't know.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Maybe you're sitting in the eer too long.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
No, but we don't know. It's not in the story. No,
change my bag. What would cause you to do it? Corbin?
I think that you're an alien and this is the
only way to kill you. Fair enough. I mean I
have to be not thinking correctly, or he knows something

(27:59):
we don't, you think, So can you get that petty charge? Okay?
Because they don't want you talking. Yeah, think about it.
If that was if we lived in a matrix, right,
and that was the way you defeat the agents and
they just you just make the person looks crazy. That's
how you get That's how you discount somebody as you

(28:19):
accuse them of something that is easy to get your
head toy like they're crazy. Yeah, makes sense.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Bank robber steals four hundred dollars and one dollar bills
and then asked to have it added to his prison
commissary comes out of Ohio where a guy named Juwan
Juwan Mace and walks into the Huntington Bank around nine
thirty in the morning, says he's got a gun and
demands cash. Well, he ended up only getting about four

(28:48):
hundred dollars all in single one dollar bills like he's
going to the strip club. Anyhow, he goes ahead and
he takes off on foot.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
He is out of it.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
Goes around the corner, chain changes as clothes. Police caught
up with him. After he changed his clothes. They went
ahead and cuffed him in and that's when he asked
him if they could have it put on his jail
commissary or his JPay So I guess he can buy
more snacky cakes with his four hundred dollars. Anyway, Apparently
this guy has a long criminal record just moved to

(29:22):
that area after he was booked on aggravated robbery charges.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I don't want to ever have to learn about Jpey. Yeah,
I'm good on all that. It doesn't feel like if
I'm learning about Jpey. I'm pretty sure I'm reaching out
to a lot of people to put their money on it.
Yeah right, yeah, right, But I guess you can't blame
the guy for trying. You know, Hey, I got this money,

(29:50):
go ahead and put it on there. No, you stole it,
and it doesn't work that way. Brou lion spotted in
viral video filmed in Ireland don't belong in Ireland. I agree.
I've got the video here. I'm going to show it
to you guys, so you can see the video for yourself,
and then I'll read the story, because when you see

(30:10):
the video, it definitely clarifies what this person went through.
A viral video out of Ireland shows what looked like
a lion wandering through the woods, prompting concern and a
response from the Wildlife Control. The mystery turned out to
be a brown Newfoundland dog named Mouse, whose haircut made

(30:34):
him resemble a big cat. I've seen those. You see
the video it is quite clear that is not a lion.
That is someone who's never seen a lion. Lions aren't small,
all right, Well, he's just a baby. It's like when
people say they see wolves. Wolves aren't small. No, they're

(30:58):
massive dogs. For sure. You think certain dogs that you
have look like wolves, but there is a distinct I'm
not talking Game of Throne size, right, but they are
distinctly bigger. When you see them next to each other,
you go, oh, yeah, no, that's a wolf. Yeah compared
to regular dogs, domesticator dogs, coyotes and such. Yeah, yes, yeah,

(31:20):
that doesn't even really.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
I mean, I guess I can see where your confusion
is because he is running off into the wolves. And
if you just happen to catch the glance of that, okay,
a poofy thing on the end of your tail hardly
means you're a lion. Well no, you think.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
It's that maine that goes round it as well. Yeah, again,
then you've never seen a lion, because manes are much
bigger than that. It's a little lion, like I said,
just now, lionel the cowardly lion, and well it's Irish,
so it's like, uh, yeah, I can't do it. Yeah,

(32:02):
let's potio. I don't know sure that would work. All right,
We got to take a break and we'll be back.
Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

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Speaker 4 (33:12):
Yesterday when we were talking early on about the young
ages that people were getting married at and fifteen being
such a young age, it sparked a memory for me
that my grandparents, my dad's parents, were actually married at
a very young age. They were married for six a

(33:32):
gigby sixty nine years before they both passed away. And
they were married at she was fifteen years old and
I think he was seventeen, and they got married because
they got pregnant with my dad, and I didn't know

(33:54):
that they kept that a big secret.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah, same thing out to me, what they can after
a secret?

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yeah, And I saw on read it yesterday that there
was their number one post was secrets that you discovered
and never told anyone. And it wasn't until I was
I was married with children that I found out that
found out my grandparents secret. And I never led on

(34:23):
to them that I knew it was like whatever, different
toming book then whatever, But they never, you know, wanted
anyone to ever know, so I kept it secret. But
some of these are, Oh my goodness, I don't know
what I would do if I was in this situation
that these people have lived with.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
My grandma was thirteen when they got married, thirteen, then
came to Oklahoma to get married. Wow. I think he
was nineteen, I think, and pregnant was the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah, this person said that my senior year of high school.
I was working on a project for the school year
school paper and I was interviewing a local veteran for
Veterans Day, and one of them, an older guy, broke
down mid interview and confess that he had been a

(35:16):
pilot responsible for spring Agent orange. He begged me not
to publish that part, and I didn't. He told me
he had gone through multiple forms of cancer that he
believed was his punishment, and I truly believed that he
had been beating himself up enough that it would have
been cruel to tell anyone. I don't know why he

(35:39):
trusted me with that secret, but he did, and I
think about him often.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I think people that do bad things in private want
to tell people right, Yes, because of the shame that
they care, especially in the situation like that.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yes, I was in high school. I went to school
a girl from oh Middle school, and we've graduated together.
Her her parents and my parents went to school together.
In fact, my mom and her mom and her mom's
family were all very very close, and her mom had

(36:19):
a really hard time, I guess, conceiving children after she
got married, and her daughter and I went to school together,
of course, and she had a younger brother and one
day I was over at her house and I guess
I must have mentioned something like your brother doesn't really
look like you, and she said, no, he's adopted. And

(36:43):
I said, oh, I didn't know that. And I went
home and I asked mom, I said, did you know
that so and So's little brother was adopted? And she goes, oh, yeah,
she's like they both are adopted. Yeah, And I took
that to my grave and I said, well, she must
do that right now. But they were both and she

(37:08):
had no idea. Weird that they would tell one of
their children.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
But not both, And how they kept that a secret. Yeah, yeah,
because kids love to tell the other they were adopted.
That is true, right, even if it's not true. Yeah,
my brother told me. Yeah. And here's the thing, it
might be true. I don't know right. I'm going with
no because I feel like there's some similarities. It's not

(37:35):
something I dwell.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
On, but right picking up a voicemail from my dad
and hearing him sob for fifteen minutes, his little sister
just passed away, and he was sitting in the car
and letting it out somewhere private, and he somehow butt
dialed me.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Oh god, Yeah, you hang up right.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
He's not one to show emotion and would be applutely mortified.
It properly broke my heart, though I never told him
about the voicemail.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Weird to hang on there and keep listening.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Yeah, but maybe if you've never heard that side of
your parent.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Maybe yeah. No, it's weird. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
This one says I'm fairly certain a friend of mine
is sleeping with his cousin. I've known both of them
since elementary school and they both live in town. Recently,
he said he's been hooking up with some new girl.
One night, he said he couldn't hang out because he
was going to this girl's place for the night. I
ended up going out with some other friends and the

(38:48):
route home had me pass by his cousin's house and
I saw his car parked in the drive. I'm hoping
I'm wrong, but there's no way I could bring it
up to them either way. My friend was a Vietnam veteran,
and on his deathbed he told me he killed his
buddy out of mercy. Their position was being overrun and

(39:12):
his buddy had lost his legs from an explosion and
begged to be killed before the enemy found him. My
friend loaded him up with morphine and he died in
his arms. He spent five years as a pow and
said the guilt almost killed him. Sure, he never told anyone,
and it was one of the last conversations we had,
and I told him he did the right thing.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah, you don't go Well, that was dumb, right right.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
I learned that my friend has a secret child who
lives twenty minutes away.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Okay, yeah, I wonder if that person goes and sees them,
since they're only twenty minutes away, I gotta go to Walmart.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
I'll be if you have a kid twenty Like if
we're friends and I learned you have a kid twenty
minutes away and you don't participate, I'm going to have
an issue. Yeah that's not a good moral code.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
Your friendship would change dramatically.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yes, yeah, I wouldn't try to persuade you. I just
I don't care if the mom's crazy still your kid?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Would you ask questions like why, like why don't you
want to have a relationship?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Oh like if you're the kid, no, no, no, no friend?

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Friend?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Oh friend, I would And it's none of my business.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Because I feel like you like our friendship would dramatically
change because you would have you would feel a certain
way you'd be judging them. And if you don't want
to judge that situation, I would.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
I would need to know more.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah, I don't know if it's judging as opposed to
I don't want to surround myself with people that make
those choices that way. And I don't know if I
would ask questions. I might tell my friend like, hey,
so you don't play a part, No, okay, I'm this
is concerning to me as our friendship because that feels

(41:07):
like you run by a different code than I do.
And if they're like, yeah I do, I'd go okay.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Oh yeah, I would be too curious about that child.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
And yeah sure, just because you're curious doesn't mean you
are entitled or deserve or get to ask for answers.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Right, That's kind of where I stands. Why it's none
of my business at all, whatsoever. What you do with
your life is your life. It's what you do. I'm okay.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
This one says my cousin is actually my half brother.
My great aunt told me before she passed, but didn't
want the cousin to know, just to make it clear
my dad slept with his brother's wife.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
That's wild. Ooh, that's wild. Yeah it is. Again, we're
in that same categor sory of like, I'm questioning your
moral code to sleep with your brother's wife.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I don't know if we can be friends if you
do that, because you clearly don't have boundaries. Friends, it's okay.
Families not so much. Even friends. Like if you're like, oh,
I had a best what happened to Oh that was
a somebody I used to be best friends with. What
happened I slept with his wife? I'd be like, zoinks, Well,
I mean was deering or after they split up? Yeah,

(42:28):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
Their family trees hura, he's a stick line.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
My grandfather fought in World War Two as a bomber pilot.
He was a very quiet and reserved man. In his eighties,
Alzheimer's took a short term memory, and he no longer
recognized me or anyone else he knew, including family.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
I visited though, and.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
He thought we were still at war in the nineteen forties,
and he was giving me pointers on where to get
a nice prostitute in town.

Speaker 6 (43:02):
Nice a nice prostitute, I don't want one of those
raggedy ones.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I mean, I mean upscale or I think there's a
big like And I just again equate this to like
if my friend did this. I think there's a big
difference between you're in a marriage and you're unhappy and
maybe you cheat, and then that marriage ends and you
move on, right, And so the big difference between that

(43:28):
and you find a prostitute every time you go out
of town. To me, that's way worse.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
And maybe the nice prostitutes were just someone that he
could talk to.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah. I don't know what nice means. Some might think
nice is don't put the lettos on your genitals. That
is nice. It's nice that they don't, ye, or it's
nice that they do.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
I think nice in that situation is clean. Right, you
don't show up to the hotel smell of like vomit
and shame.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, but I feel like that's an implied thing, like
you just assume because nobody's asking for the not clean ones. Yeah,
they may show up, but you don't go and yeah,
don't give me a clean one. I want to vomit
dirty one.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
This one says that I.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
Maybe with those ones you get away with more doing
more to them.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
These are secrets that you discovered and never told anyone.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I'm pained, so it doesn't matter, right, Customer's always right.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
My friend's dad prided himself on his military rank. The
funeral home checked his military record when he died and
refused to refer to him using.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
His stolen valor.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
I overheard the funeral home director tell the family that
their hero was anything but that they were devastated and
they'll never know that I know the truth.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah, stolen valor's a special kind of douche.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Yeah, agreed. Uh, which one is worse here?

Speaker 4 (45:09):
I've got two before we take off, But this one
says my dad once sent me a late night, drunken text,
clearly meant for someone else.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
I will, I shall not, I shall not.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Repeat the words. But they were X rated and homosexual
in nature. I'm fairly sure that my dad was gay,
or at least bisexual. He's passed away now and there's
no need to let anyone know else know. He clearly
didn't want anyone else to know, and I'll keep his
secret rest in peace.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Dad.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Now that's pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Right, What part I mean?

Speaker 4 (45:47):
You you think your your your dad is straight, married
to his to your your mom and live in a
double life bad.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
I don't know. Life is calm, located and ain't nobody's
business to be out in somebody.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Well, you think for your for your mom's sake, I
think she.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
Probably knew right, and just let it be. We're here,
we're together for the kids. There's there's there's there's relationships
out there where they have that sort of you know,
relationship here for the kids. You do what you do.
I do what I do. We don't tell anybody about it. Yeah,
it's okay to live a lie. I don't think is
necessarily bad. A lot of people do it, and they

(46:28):
do it for different reasons. And I think when it
comes to marriage, what those two people do together is
none of my business, right, And if they choose to
live a lifestyle that I don't agree with or you know,
don't desire, that's on them.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
That has zero to do with me. It is none
of my business what people do in their house, with
their life in general, as long as they're not molesting children,
as long as they're not molesting children exactly.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
This one is Cep. My first roommate who was Mail.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Had Playboy pictures that he had posted his mom's face
over the face of the models. I only found when
I looked in his desk drawer for the electric bill
that he neglected to pay.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Edit.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
He was not my boyfriend, just someone to split rent with.
How creepy uh not?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Is a real thing? Yeah? Yeah, women go through it too.
They may maybe they don't go that far, but that
is a real thing. They called that daddy issues. Yeah,
everybody deals with it differently. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't masturbate
the pictures of my mom, especially now I know, right
so skinny and pale looking.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Oh, those are also neither.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I didn't want the sun to say without you hearing
me say that, huh. I thought it was implied. Had
to cram that one in there, So I just I
thought it was implied.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
I had notice, all right, someone would have called you out.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Oh man, Oh gross? Oh secrets discovered? You got any.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Lens and Linsen Linsy Linsen l A n d s
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(48:42):
Big Man Morning Show returns next week. Game tickets are
up for grabs today with the nineteenth Annuel Cancer Sex
Concept going down November twenty ninth at the Canes, Joseae Scott,
the original voice of Saliva, will be playing Get Your
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pit the flick is the game. I want to read

(49:03):
something first. Okay, here it is. I got this last night. Uh.
I've been a long time listener since back when you
and Biggie first came to km ODE love the show.
You guys helped me get through some tough times. I've
been listening to past episodes helps me get through the
monotony of a work day. Anyways, Corbin, this is gonna

(49:26):
sound weird, but I was laying on the floor, just
finishing assembling the crib for our new born, listening to
an old episode when I hear my voice on the radio.
No surprise, because I would call in and win prizes often.
The game was picked the flick for Ockklahoma tickets. Of
course I picked you and I won. Fast forward to
Oklahoma where I met this gal. We started talking and

(49:47):
just never stopped. I married that girl less than a
year later. Fast forward to now we have our first
maybe only kid doing late December. With all that being said,
I'm reflecting on everything that led to right now, and
I can't help but think, you, guys, all these beautiful
things I have in my life cain because I simply
chose you for pick the flick, So thank.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
You, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
So if you want your life to change, make sure
you pick the appropriate person. Picking the wrong person could
be detrimental to your life. Eight three three four six,
oh kmod. The current record is all I am leading
with eighteen and Lindsey has twelve, and you, mister life changer,
have six and last week's when it was I mean,

(50:30):
so Corbyn and uh Lindsey will be your choices. Eight
three three four six oh K m O D. Good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name? Jeremy? Jeremy?
How are you, buddy? Doing? Great? Man? How are you?
I'm great? Who would you like to cluse? Lindsay or Corbyn? Uh,
let's go Corbyn. All right. I can't promise the same
results for everybody, but let's go ahead and start. Sixty

(50:52):
seconds are on the clock. The timer starts after the
first clue. Are you ready? Yeah? All right, here we go.
This movie John Candy, and it is a spoof on
the Steven Spielberg movie about correct. Uh. This is a
movie with I think Jennifer Lopez is in this and

(51:15):
it is a sci fi movie. People live in a prison.
Oh my gosh, I have no idea you you have
blank in your body? It is a blank phone, bel Yes, yes, uh,
this is Will Ferrell going back to college. Oh my god,

(51:42):
we're going strinting in the quad.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
I know, I can't think of the name of it.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Oh my god. Opposite of Young Correct. This movie has
a theme Lurch the hand family. Correct, Mel Gibson movie
about Jesus passion to the Christ. Yes. Uh, this is

(52:07):
the movie about the time. Five is what I got?
Is good enough for now? Let's see if it's gonna
make the wind happen for you. Okay, Jeremy, thank you.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Hey,
good morning, it's Patrick Patrick. How are you, Buddy? Good?

(52:29):
You and Lindsay have to beat five? Are you ready? Oh,
let's do it, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
This is Nev Campbell and a bunch of high school
girls who are witches.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Oh gosh, I know the movie. Give me some more hands.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
If you're really good at something, this is your you
have a special blank or this is a type of beer.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Uh bear, and it's more healthy.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
The movie is high school girls and they are witches.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
It's a huh.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
If not be waged.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
No, no, they're in high school. They're they were kind
of outcasts and they'd go into the woods and they
would perform spells and.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Arts and.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
The crack.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Yes. Oh this is Bruce.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Willis and Meryl Streep and uh they drink a special
potion to stay young.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Meryl Streep is she Goldie Hawn is.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Also in it and they were high school friends.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Sorry, man, you're.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Changing Jeremy's light.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Jeremy, congratulations, Man, you are getting those tickets to the
Cancer sucksconsin five was enough for the win, buddy? All right, man,
that's awesome. Thank you guys. Yeah, I think this is
a tough one, but you gave great clues. The box
has a picture of Meryl Street and Bruce Willis on it.

(54:25):
But she's got a whole in her like in her
body and you can see the candelabra through the uh,
because she's like a witch or whatever. She's dead. But
that's about all I know. And why didn't you pass?
You hung onto this for over thirty seconds?

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Yeah, should have he said he knew it?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Apparently, man, I probably would have said blanksman, tools right,
try to speak his lingo. He may not be up
on his teenage witch movies. Yeah, all right, and the
one I ended on lindsay, oh.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Yeah, this is uh where all of the prisoners are
on the plane and they go crazy and break free,
and John Melkovich is in this one, and oh.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
How do I get through One Night without You? His
most popular song.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yeah, I don't know if it's known as much for
its soundtrack as it is for Cyrus the Virus, Cam,
Nicholas Cage, Makovich conor, Yeah, you didn't get up the song. No,
it makes sense for you that that's how you know it.
But I was trying to remember Cameron Poe. I couldn't
remember Nicholas Cage's character.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
His horrible accent, yes, Southern accent, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Steve Bushimi, and they're playing a creepy child molester. Yeah,
murder there yeah, yes, Garland Green. Yeah, it's great movie,
great movie still to this day and still this day.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Is uh that too?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Oh yeah, he's the Marshall, Yeah, the weird Marshal.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, not the yeah, not John.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
I gotta tell you, John, because if I put him
next to each other, all right, the record, now he's.

Speaker 7 (56:17):
In a league with eighteen moves you two seven keeps
listening with Kippy has and is four by four. I
still am trying to figure this new system out, O
cool men.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
It says here that Duppy warns some airspace may be
forced to close. Some of the country's airspace may be
forced to close if the governments shut down drags on.
That's according to Transportation Secretary Jean Duppy. He said there
will be mass chaos, including mass flight delays and cancelations,

(56:51):
if the shutdown continues.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
And the next week. Old duff Man said that there
aren't enough air traffic controllers to manage it.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
All.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Travelers have faced flight delays and ours long security lines
as airports deal with staffing issues caused by the shutdown. Yeah, okay,
what are you gonna do? Right, I'm not flying anywhere. Yeah, yeah,
it's ridiculous. All of its ridiculous. But is it feels
like a threat? Right, open it up so we can
go where we need to go, right, whatever what else

(57:22):
we got here?

Speaker 6 (57:23):
Mexican president rejects US military intervention speaking at a news conference. Yesterday,
Old Claudia Shinebomb said that she had rejected offers from
President Trump that the Mexican government doesn't agree with any
US military interference or intervention. Her comments come after reports

(57:44):
that Trump administration was in the early planning stages of
a mission to put US troops and intelligence officers in Mexico.
It says here that the sandwich throwing case coming to
a close in DC.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Well, I'll worry about this shutdown. Let's get to the
bottom of the sandwich thrower. Federal prosecutors are hoping a
DC jury will find a man guilty of misdemeanor assault
for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent. Lawyers for
former Department of Justice employee Sean Dunn admitted yesterday that
he did throw a sandwich at a US Customs and

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Border Protection agent back in August.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
They also called the incident an act of protected political protest.
Prosecutors told the jury that no one should be allowed
to throw things at other people, even if no one
was hurt by the sandwich toss. Done declined to say
whether he planned to testify in the trial, which.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Is expected to end later today.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
And then lastly, here rsu School of Nursing upgrades simulation
lab and classroom with one point two million dollar grants.
RSU Roger State University School of Nursing and Health Professions
recently renovated its simulation lab in one of its nursing
classrooms with funds from one point two million dollars as
part of the American Rescue Plan Act or ARPA. The

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renovations made were much needed, and the simulation lamb hasn't
been updated since it was originally designed and installed in
twenty fifteen. Renovations were also made to a nursing classroom.
The ARPA funds were also used for.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Nursing student scholarships, faculty development, nursing student success programs, and
the Affirmation Renovation. Americans are over a voice, a certain voice,
which I didn't know that was a problem. I didn't
know there were certain voices that people needed to be over.
And more importantly, I don't even know anybody who talks
in this voice anymore. So when you say oh, over,

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it's like I'm over this. Correct? Don okay? Correct? And
apparently it's the valley girl voice, Like, oh my god.
I can't believe a lot of people would be over
that voice.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
When were we under it.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
I mean there was a time where it was common.
You were four, but yeah, there was a time it
was common. Three quarters think their speech habits affect career prospects.
Forty three percent believe they impact dating and relationships. Uh
And research found that ninety eight percent of us use
filler words regularly, so like, are the reference. But I

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don't know anybody who does the valley girl voice at all.
I don't even think valley girls do the valley girl voice.
Of course, it's been a while since I've been to
the valley. But okay. Google searches for filler words have
spiked one hundred and forty four percent in the last month.
I googled a lot of stuff, and a lot of stuff.

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I wouldn't be happy for you to know I googled,
but filler words is not one of them. No, I
use my own. Overall, forty three percent of Americans admit
to speaking too quickly, and sixty six percent say, um
a lot. I get that. I get that. Sure. Mike McDaniel,

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the head coach for the Dolphins, is being raked through
the colls for doing this. We're going Yeah, he does
a lot. I mean he does a lot, okay, But
I don't have a problem with this. There is nothing
wrong with being slow and calculated with your words, right.
And if he's what, everything he says is scrutinized and

(01:01:24):
they can't find anything, so they're going after the use
of um. Right. But I think that's not a problem
with somebody. Now, if you're a news reporter or something
like that, I obviously that doesn't make sense, or an actor.
But I think that it is okay when you are
not reading from a script to be slow with your words,

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and if you have a crutch that you lean on of,
so I understand how annoying it is, but I don't
know if it's a bad thing. No, we get in
trouble for it. Sometimes starting every sentence was so or whatever, Yeah,
one hundred percent. But if you choose a different word

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to stall with, like yeah or but nobody says.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Anything, but then that word becomes your crutch word.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yes, absolutely, but isn't as recognized as one. Uh. Residents
of Indiana, Colorado, or Nebraska have the most bad habits
when speaking, while Michigan, Wisconsin, and North Carolina have the least.

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Many of us trying to change our ways and improve
the way we speak, or like at least not sound
like a valley girl. Oh okay, that's what they're saying
with the valley girl. More than eighty percent of those
with a regional dialect or accent report being proud of
the way they sound. So it seems you can work
on your speech and everybody be okay with it. That

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was non intentional. I'd never as someone who like, we
analyze our words a lot. Yeah, not only that, we
probably more than most have our words over analyzed constantly.
I don't think about it that much. Just to be.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Honest about analyzing your words, analyzing your words, whether you
or anyone else has a problem with me saying, uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
No, that's just the way you talk.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
It happens naturally.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Yeah, And I think that's that's the best part about
just being It's just natural. That's how that's how we talk.
It's okay. Instead of striving to be so perfect. Well,
it's not about being perfect. I mean, there is some
formula on how to do broadcast and things like that. Yeah,
but in a world like this, where there's a lot

(01:03:57):
of improvising and thinking off of the huff, I think
I'm allowed a minute to collect my thoughts for a second.
No put anything longer than five seconds. Kid, all right,

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we gotta take a break. We'll be back the Big
Mad Morning Show returns. It's safe to say that there
has been a crackdown on porn recently, with the you
gotta have a driver's license uploaded to some company you
got to trust with your data, right, just so you
can look at porn. Why can't I do it in
the dark shallows of the room? I don't understand exactly.

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So some research has been done about the dangers of porn,
and a survey was conducted. Fifty percent of respondence said
their first introduction to sex was through porn. Okay, makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
I believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
We're back to that same argument when it comes to porn,
is what is porn? Because are they talking about two
people having sex in a movie? Right? Are they are?
Are you just thinking when you hear the word porn
the most crazy porn you've ever seen?

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
I don't think it's the most crazy porn you've ever seen.
But if you are.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Seeing more body parts than you normally would in a
movie love scene, then yeah, like remember last week, what
was it last week we were talking about sci fi
erotica or whatever, and you sent that clip of a
movie that's on Netflix or whatever. Why do you have
to pinpoint me? Just say, we we watched we all

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watched it together. But something like that, that's a love scene,
that's two people having sex in a movie, But that's
pretty hardcore. Three fifths said that watching porn shape their
expectations of real life sex, and they were disappointed when

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they figured out that's not how No. I think they're
just saying that porn that it's shaping people's mentality of
what porn looks or what sex looks like. For sure.
For sure, if you've never seen anything, never done it before,
and you see that for your first time, of course
that's gonna be what you think. That's how it's done.
You're gonna think, oh, I've got to spit on her face.
I mean, when you don't teach sex education in school

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and you leave it to people's own devices, and you
think the birds and birds and bees talk consists of
don't have sex, I could see how that happens. Half
men said porn was their main source of sex education. Wow,
I don't love that sentence. It may be their main
source of how to they think is to have sex.

(01:06:47):
I understand sex education, but I think sex sex education
is a pretty wide gamut. Yeah, you're not learning about
STDs through porn, right right? Right? Maybe sixty one percent
they'd like to see better sex education for those between
sixteen and eighteen. I can't imagine somebody would not agree

(01:07:08):
with that. I'm actually surprised at sixty one percent.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Yeah, only.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Seventy seven would like to have access to better resources
to help navigate between porn and sex.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
Okay, have the resources to navigate between the two, Like
they don't know the difference.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
I guess how old were the people that surveyed for this,
anywhere between thirteen and twenty five. What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
Well, I just I feel like after a certain age
you can tell the difference between you know, porn sex
and regular sex.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
At what point do you learn the difference. Let's just
go with your theory. At what point do you evolve
to understanding the difference if you've only like the stat says,
half of men said porn is their main source of education. Right,
of those fifty percent, when would they and how would
they learn what sex? The difference is between porn and sex?

Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
I think it'd be after your third partner at least,
you know when when she says.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Hey that whoa, whoa, that's not right. What of the movies?
Yeah about that, That's not how it's really done. You
don't have to put your foot on the back of
my head, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Hell, are you watching it? Massacre porn?

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Massive kiss? Massacre porn. I think there is absolutely some
truth to the idea that there are dangers in porn,
because there are some porns out there that are extremely violent,

(01:08:58):
and that is obviously not okay. So I agree with that.
But having people have sex and you watch it, I
don't know if that's the most egregious thing that happens
on this planet.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
No, No, the I don't know if they mentioned in
this article that you reading here or whatever. But the
real danger behind porn is the toll that it takes
on your brain, the damage that it physically does to
your brain when you are exposed to too much pornography.
It literally eats your brain away.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Well it really it's it releases that drug in your
brain that makes you feel good, and then you seek
that out again, and that they there's actually been studies,
there are people that have bad days or bad times
or whatever, and they seek out porn to make them
feel and it doesn't. No, it doesn't. And then it
just becomes a life cycle. And there are people that

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jeopardize their job and their relationships and their careers and
social lives by watching porn. Yeah, it's just like any
other addiction, any other drug or alcohol. Eh, this says,
use VPN. Okay, so you can watch the hub. I

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want to see somebody put their foot on the back
of the head. I think when you are taking an
extra step to watch porn, you should maybe step back,
okay and go Is this a good idea?

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
Like instead of using your Google browser, you use the VPM.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
There's porn on x there's porn on Reddit. You don't
need to download something else and find out what the
VPN address in Italy is. You are absolutely right right
when you're going. It isn't a natural progression of the
way things work, but you're downloading to then access something

(01:10:59):
you used to get, like I gotta have it. Man,
it feels weird. You just said something there that kind
of maybe love right, So so we know here in Oklahoma,
if you want to get on the hub, you have
to upload.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
You can't really. They say you have to upload a
driver's license, but there's no link. Trust me, I've tried.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
But you literally cannot find internet porn anywhere on the
internet here in Oklahoma.

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
But you can on Twitter. You literally can't. I just
seen some yesterday. Yeah, so why how come that wasn't
blocked or shut down? But you know, all these other
sites that we go to that use regularly, you know,
are shut down.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
We can't access that. That doesn't make any damn sense
to me at all whatsoever, because the people that the
people that push those policies through are performing on a stage. Okay,
they don't really care about the issue, right because if

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they did, they would see it through to the nth degree. Right,
So they're just doing the greatest hits, right, Okay, I
got it. I got it, Lucy. We got rid of
all your porn sides. Yeah, we did that much making
the people happy. We live in a ti We live
in a time now where people are LARPing more and more.

(01:12:22):
They're not who they say they are. They're being performative,
so they don't really care. Yeah, they just want your vote. Yeah,
it's stupid. If you asked me bring back porn on
the computer. Listen, not through Twitter. Yeh, listen, MPGA, I

(01:12:44):
hear you man. All right, I'm all for that. Somebody said,
go old school, break out the VHS tapes. Ooh, I
don't want to have to have a journal with all
the times I need to be fast forwarding to or
backing up to. You've kept a journal, I'm saying you'd
have to. You don't want to sit there and be like,

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when's it happen? Okay, occup past the delivery, Okay, No,
you want the good stuff. It just great to the
good stuff. I don't know if that still is.

Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
And I was just up in Missouri for for Lake
of the Ozarks rally over the summer, and in Joplin
they had one of the largest porn stores I've ever
been in. It was massive, like like we're talking I
don't know, sixty thousand square feet and nothing but porno.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
That's just a rough guess, but so, I mean, I
guess you could. You could do that. You can also
you can also subscribe to the Playboy channel on like
Cox and you know, cable and what nuts like that,
and that shows everything, like everything. It's not like the

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Cinemax that you used to the skin it Max that
we used to have to deal with. Like every state
has the largest porn store in the h in America, right,
not Oklahoma. I'm sure there is somebody that says that,
you think.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
So, yes, I wouldn't even know where to get videos
like that. I mean, I guess Patricia's does have those
sort of things. But to be honest with you, when
I go in there, I'm not looking for their video.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Section, you know, I'm looking at the other stuff, the
toys in the ants, toys, clothes, yea, gels, yeah, lotions
and potions, restraint loops, I hear you. Sure, Yeah, little
steel rods that you use for certain things, yeah, flogging,
all right, trap on whatever it is that you look for. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
But this this store was like nothing but videos, VHS,
DVD you know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Hell, they might have even had reel to reel in there.
It was there was so much. I was overwhelmed. I
do know that they had a theater in the back
that you can go sit down and watch. Okay, so
this is porn shops, sex shops you must visit once
in your lifetime, all right. MS in Tokyo, Japan, a
seventh floor shop damn. Six floors are open to the public.

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The seventh floor is only for special clients. Each level,
the walls are filled from floor to ceiling with products,
and even aisles are narrow to maximize product selection. On
an average weekday they give a thousand visitors per day

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and on the weekend up to fifteen hundreds. They are
raking in the end. Another one Good Vibrations. Antique Vibrator
Museum in San Francisco on the historic Polk Street and
has some historic vibrators if that is what you're into.
Every third Sunday of the month at three pm, Carol Queen, sorry,

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doctor Carol Queen and staff sexologists give a free guided
two or.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
I wonder if they have like celebrity dildos or celebrity
vibrators in there, not the ones that are like this
was modeled after expert.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
I think we know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Another one Liberator's flagship store in Atlanta. It's a few shops.
It's one of the few shops where you can try
before you buy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Liberator, for those that are know, is one of the
biggest pieces of sex furniture available in the US. Most
stores are small and strapped for inventory space, so they
most likely don't carry sex furniture. Here you can check
out every single pace piece that Liberator makes. What's a
sex blanket? That's a name of a girl in high school.

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The Fun Factories flagship store in Berlin Berlin belly movie
reference for those who know along with Liberator, Fun Factory
as a company that started out making products and eventually
expanded to having their own stores. Their flagship store in
Berlin and here in Munich can double in all things fun.

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They make every single gadget, gizmo and an array of
color size sure Vibe bar Wild One in Tokyo. You
can do shopping with a drink in hand, and afterward
you can go to the wild One shop around the
corner to pick up the toy you decided to take
home that night. So you find it and then they
make it for you and you pick it up. Of course,

(01:17:29):
there's gonna beype reviews. How about in Huntsville, Alabama, Pleasures
drive through Cuckoo. Uh yeah, I'll take it out of
beads please and uh now, apparently because this is this

(01:17:49):
has happened with drive through liquor stores. Huh. The way
you can sell Sex Tour Toys in Alabama. There's a
gray area. And so when they opened it up up
in twenty ten, they had this drive through and that
apparently made it a health reason to purchase the product,
and it's how they got around the archaic rules. They

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don't need the drive through anymore. It's just a normal
sex shop, but it still exists. Museum of Sex in
New York. Sure, I went there with my kids when
we were just kidding. Went to the slime Shop and
then there two different places slime Shop quote unquote Tanga

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flagship store in Tokyo. Man, okay, all right, some freaky
Japanese out there. Japan definitely wins the interesting sex toy departments.
This is the third store in the list. Tango, the
creators of the mini egg shaped masturbation sleeve have their
own store in Tokyo. Right now, a bunch of people
are like sleeve. You can check out the entire product line.

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You can also get some swag and that if you're
wearing a shirt representing the sleeve, apparently it means something.
I know that. Okay, Yeah, I learned that Tokyo has
a building with a ten foot spider man on top
of it this week huh, and apparently lots of sex shops.

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