BMMS 11-06-25

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List things your first would, say if it were, Honest
things your furniture would say if they were, honest.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Even off of it.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Cocky SO i saw this story And it was, terrifying
AND i think the video for it is even more.
Terrifying these kids were at a festival in some town

(04:32):
In aisiana on a ferris wheel and they. Fell oh
and it was one of those type of ferris wheels
that looked like, balloons you know What i'm talking, about,
open and the top's got like a. Canopy and it
appears from the video that the, carriage if that's what it's,

(05:01):
called didn't roll back down the way it was supposed,
to you know how they kind of always stay in
a certain, spot, huh that it looks like it got
stuck that. Way and to the two girls around the
age of eleven fell twenty feet, Okay AND i MEAN

(05:27):
i am not a fan of stuff like this just in,
general because it feels like the you, Know, okay so
like we are, like, oh don't let your kids play
out front by, themselves don't let them go down the
street by. Themselves they may get. Kidnapped but we put
kids on this stuff all the. Time this happens more, often,
Right and SO i kind of see this kind of

(05:49):
stuff And i'm, like, yeah, yeah the amount of Vulnerability
i'm gonna have to show to put my kids on.
It i'm gonna have to channel that from some special.
Place that sounds like a slight year of mine WHEN
i get on those silly, things because my fear is
not so much at getting stuck like, that it's just
completely coming apart and me falling to the. Ground. Yeah
same way with those rides that spin. You you put

(06:13):
you in a cage or whatever or in your little
seat and spin you around and oh, yeah and upside
down and all that. Stuff and and my fear is,
that like one of these, days it's just going to
come unbolted And i'm gonna go flying across the. Midway.
YEAH i still get on, them don't get me, Wrong
but that thought is in the back of my, head
right it.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
IS i, mean it's hard to trust something that goes
up in less than twenty four.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Hours, yeah by somebody who's high on. MATH i, MEAN
i don't know if they're all high on. Math that
you might you're probably, right BUT i don't know if they.
Are but they're definitely paid a low, wage like a
very low. Wage you, know usually they are employing people
that are you, know just passing through right, Right.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
And may say every ride gets, inspected But you just
never know who's to say that the first ten had
a clean bills of. Health so they're, like h you,
know we're ten for ten so, far so let's just
keep you, know just tally. It it's.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Good what's your definition of? Inspection how thorough is the?
Inspection somebody just goes walks up with the, clipboard looks
at it and it's, like, yeah everything seems. Fine i'm
going to let me check a couple hoses here and
did it today and, yeah you're, good let's. Go we
need to get the fair move. In you ever rented a, Car, no, really,
really you ever rented a? Car can be, yeah oh,

(07:33):
yeah many times you have to return the car at
some point and they inspect, it and you will do
things to make sure it passes. Inspection, Right And i'm
pretty sure that industry is the same. Way i'm not
saying they're. Nefarious they just may think some of the

(07:54):
restrictions are rules might be. Silly their threshold is very,
slim and so they'll do things. Too yeah we just
just passed the. Inspection understand that, phrase just past the, inspection,
right not ensure it's, safe, right, right just past the.
Inspection i'll put a little duct tape on. IT i,

(08:18):
MEAN i think an inspection they, go why is there
duct tape holding this roller coaster? Together but your point's well.
Taken the carnival, ride what do you. Expect they treated
some of the victims at the, scene and then they
were airlifted to a children's hospital and one girl's been
released while the other remains. Hospitalized. YEAH i see stuff like.

(08:40):
This i'm, like, hell, no you get to sue the
at least the owners of the carnival, ride, RIGHT a great.
Question maybe not so much the fair Of it's like
at The Tulsa State fair, example you wouldn't. Sue maybe you.
COULD i don't Know Tulsa State fair the, organization but
you can. SUE i think it's like Sam amusements or

(09:00):
whatever it, is whatever the name of the company is
that brings the rides. IN i, mean if you, can
if there's proof of negligence it fell apart or that
got stuck and they fell, OUTSIDE i think that's proof.
Enough that's just my, opinion. Though, YEAH i just don't.
KNOW i, mean they DEFINITELY i guess they could see the, organizers,

(09:25):
right the organizers of the like fair or. Whatever, yeah,
yeah you brought this company in and we expected. Safety
maybe you could sue both of. THEM i don't. KNOW
i would imagine there's a lawsuit in there. SOMEWHERE i
would imagine there's a couple possible. Claims, negligence product, liability premise,

(09:46):
liability negligence per. Se if there are specific safety laws
regulations In louisiana that are, violated wrongful injury to a,
minor for, sure that's definitely in. There and failure to. Warn,
yeah now that may be on the ticket that you never,
read that may be on a little sign when you

(10:08):
buy the tickets to, ride or however they do it,
right purchasing this ticket excuses us from all, liability, yeah
or some jibe like, it you're getting on this ride
at your own. Risk, well, yeah there's an assumption of
risk when you ride those rides on, you, sure for.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Sure BUT i feel like a good attorney can find
the work around of those for some, reason, somehow some,
WAY i.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Know but there's you said something that a lot of people,
say like IF i can get a good attorney dot dot,
Dot AND i don't know if that's always, True and
what defines a good. Attorney one who's one.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
One who's specializes in these types of? Claims maybe and.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
ONE i, mean but even if they say, that how
do when you're making these, decisions how do you investigate.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
That, well just because you buy the, Ticket.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I'm asking about the attorney what we were talking. About
BUT i might.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
They might say there's there might be some a legality
that because you, know even though you bought the ticket
and they say, this you didn't sign anything when you
bought Those, yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
You said that the that they are specializing, this how
do you investigate that the person that you're hiring to
represent you does do these types of? Lawsuits how do
you find out they? Won, yeah show me your.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
RESUME i guess you.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Know i'm just Being i'm asking a dumb. QUESTION I
i don't you have to believe? Them is my. Point,
yeah any attorney that shows, up they're gonna, say, YEAH
i do, this and you, go, Okay, hey you'd have
to do some investigation and look at their track, record
see how many cases they've won versus how many they've.
Lost how do you do that unless they provide. It

(11:57):
i'm sure there's a way you can look On. Google
MAYBE i don't. Know, yeah everything starts with A google. Search,
MAN i, mean you can look up maybe the. Case
it just feels like there's not a clear line of
sight on how to do. That and you may think
you have someone that's going to represent you, well but

(12:19):
maybe they're in a strip mall and just because they're
good at it doesn't mean they want the. Case maybe
you could go to GET gyelp.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Reviews i'm sure their phone is probably already ringing off
the hook with.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Attorneys but that's the other thing that doesn't mean they're. Good.
Right you get those ambulance chasers out. There they're just trying,
to you, know score another client when cause to, me
if you're, good you don't go. Hunting no people come to.
You your reputation precedes. Itself unless you're the type of

(12:53):
attorney that feels like this is a good will, case
LIKE i want to do this because this is wrong
AND i want to be on the side of. Good
but not everybody's doing that right and Finding it's like
if you win the, lottery finding an attorney to represent,
you don't call and, go, HEY i won the, lottery who's.

(13:16):
Available they're gonna be, like we're great at. This we
specialize in. This this says you got to contact a
lawyer with experienced an amusement ride. Liability are there a
lot of?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Them?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah? Right it says, HERE i mean Simple google, search
it is not possible to find, official publicly available or
universally standardized statistics when it comes to a lawyer or
a simple win loss record for a. Lawyer so, yeah
you can't just you can't just google. It you can't
just figure it out. Again you're gonna have to go
maybe word of. Mouth but like you just, Said, corbin

(13:53):
you got to find somebody who specializes in amusement park.
LIABILITY i don't even know where TO i guess it
goes back to The google search amusement park, lawyers liability.
Lawyers let's find, out because there can't be that. Many
how many do you think are In? Oklahoma? Two i'm

(14:17):
guessing you have a couple you specialize, in not just that.
One there's A i found two in the, state and
one of THEM i know they do a lot of
different types of. Representation let's not mention Any, yeah, yeah.

(14:40):
Yeah google search, one, two, three, four and it says
several law firms In oklahoma specialize in amusement park, liability
which falls under premises liability. Law so maybe you don't
have to go specifically four amusement park. Liability you could
use premises liability. LAWYERS i think there's just this mirage

(15:02):
that you think when something like this, happens you can
just find an, Attorney, like, yeah like it's just this
easy thing that, Happens and, yeah you probably can find
representation very. Easily, Right but As lindsay pointed, out WHICH
i think is the right, course is you want to
find someone who's good at, it, Right and that's Where i'm,
LIKE i don't know how that. Means that's where The

(15:23):
yelp reviews come. In we do reviews for everything from
your vacuum cleaner to the maid that or the babysitter
that you're gonna. Use so why wouldn't that be good
for an, Attorney? Right, YEAH i, know you go hit
up The google reviews or The yelp. Reviews you, know
you you read some of the five star ones to

(15:44):
see if THEY'RE ai generated or bought, generated and then
you read some of the one star. Ones this just
kind of make your own decision from. THERE i think
that's the best way to do. It somebody recommended that
an amusement park lawyer comes with a read squeaky. Nose
ah The sky texted and, said my dad was a
carnie years ago and said he said maintenance on fair

(16:05):
rides was non. Existent he was working The zipper ride
one time and the cart snapped, off killing two in
the cart and six that were in. Line oh, ah
that's What i'm talking. About more common than. Kidnapping, yes lord,
see it's stuff like that that makes me never want
to get on a ride ever. Again. Ever AND i love.
RIDES i love amusement, PARKS i love the carnival, RIDES

(16:28):
i love the Fair it's just stuff like that That
i'm just. GOOD i don't want to be going on
a nice little vacation go to Amusement MAYBE i go
To disneyland for the first time, ever, right And i'm
on a roller coaster and the track falls off and
then Now i'm plummeting towards the. Earth i'm. Good. Yeah

(16:50):
there's kind of like in the old days when like
the circus would come to town and the whole idea
was they would pitch these, tents do these, things and
there was a lot of swindling that goes along with
that the history of that. Industry and then by that
you go back with your friends before there was the
internet and cell phones and all, this and you would
talk with your friend and be, like, well they got me.
Too by the time you go, back everything was done
and they were gone out of, town, right and there's

(17:14):
nothing you could, do, right they took your shiny. Nickel,
yeah which? One where's that? Ad which? One? Now a
large man eating crab and it's just a man eating.
CRAB i don't think nowadays that is as, common but
it exists to some. Degree and places that are fixed
and Around Disney world as an, example they have a

(17:36):
more responsibility because they're going to be there, tomorrow, right
and they've been there for a long damn. Time probably
learned a few lessons in those years that they've been.
Open Unlike Sam's, amusements who travel the, country it's from
town to town to. Town what do you think the
profit was for Six flags last? Year like? Globally? Sure?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Uh about four billion, dollars.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
That's What i'm. Thinking it's in the, billions if not
trillions of. Dollars was a difference between revenue and profit, okay.
Right revenue is how much money you bring, in and
they brought in two point seven, billion correct? You, oh
so profit off of that was probably one point eight.

(18:29):
Million they lost two hundred and thirty one. Million, wow,
hey it is not that. Profitable maybe because people are
going LAST i don't, know you, know they're so damned
expensive and the. Line. Yeah the problem though IS i
don't think making it cheaper will make them more. Profitable,

(18:51):
no it sure. Won't it sure. Won't that's. Crazy there
may be a, time. Aren't like my kids are, grandkids
maybe won't know what that, is, Right like people just
stop going, enough or just shut them all down. Completely
oh the liability that comes along with running those. Places.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Right so my aunt was here this week and she
lives In, florida and they do an annual pass To Disney,
world AND i was telling, HER i was, like how
would do you afford the annual pass when you know
their ticket prices are going up? Now it's two hundred
dollars a ticket to just visit the theme park, now

(19:29):
and she, said, well that is a. Lot but, annually
if you go buy an annual, pass it's four hundred
and like four hundred and twenty dollars a year for
an annual.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Pass that's how they get.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
You it's so that is that's like practically giving it
away if you compare it to what it costs just
for a single.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Ticket so this says an annual. Pass i'm not saying
your aunt's a. LIAR i just looked it. Up this
is At disneyworld dot, com and annual pass enjoy the
magic all year. Long to enter a theme. Park each
pass holder must have a theme park reservation in addition
to a valid. Pass the pass is one, thousand six

(20:11):
hundred and twenty nine. Dollars and, now fun thing about that,
is like how many of those people that buy those
annual passes go all year long and really get their money's?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Worth they go probably five times a, week you, think, so, yeah,
well they just like to go walk. Around that's how
they get their daily. Exercise and she maybe they get
a senior. Discount who knows it ain't a senior discount
to four hundred.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Dollars how many people are in their?

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Family there's four now.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Six and thirty nine, Dollars BUT i think she only
pays for her and her.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Husband, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Three thousan four hundred and sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Dollars, Insane hell, no bill cheaper then, weeks a week's
worth of vacation for your family to, go.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah To disneyland Or world or.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Whatever Disney.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
World, yeah no. THANKS i the idea of going a
lot does not sound. Awesome New maybe spend two three
days out of the entire. Year AND i say that
simply so you can go and get the full, experience you,

(21:30):
know because you can't you can't cover that entire park
and one day you can't get everything in and one.
Day so if you want to get everything, DONE i
think that it's a it's a two three day. Event,
Okay so if you have A Pixie dust passed whatever that,
means that clearly means. Something it's four hundred and eighty nine.

(21:51):
Dollars maybe that's what she. Got she, got but you
can't go on, weekends and you can't during go during
peak and holiday. Time and then they have another. One
these are For florida residents. Only, yeah that's what Is
Disney pirate pass For florida residence, only eight hundred and
sixty nine. Dollars and there are blackout times and then

(22:13):
the SORCER i mean they have Different The Sorcerer pass
is one, thousand ninety nine dollars and there are blackout, dates,
so BUT i don't know what all those different ones. Are,
yeah that's, so you're, right that's probably what they. Had that's, stupid, Man,
hey we're gonna give this to you at an extremely discounted.

(22:35):
Rate but you can't go during peak. Times you can't
be here on the. Weekends you have to show up
on A wednesday at. Noon, Right, No, oh that's. STUPID
i want to buy. Some i'm gonna be able to
go there WHENEVER i want. To anytime you buy a
pass thing like, that you think you're getting a. Deal
there are absolutely blackout. Dates, yeah, yeah, yeah it's it's.

(22:56):
Silly it's a mirage that you think you're getting the.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Best can't go during spring, break can't go During christmas break.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
If they consider that a peak time probably, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
WHICH i wouldn't want to go then. EITHER i don't.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Know Their christmas stuff looks pretty. Awesome They're halloween stuff looks, awesome, yeah,
right but as if thousand dollars a person, Awesome, no
BUT i don't know if we would go multiple. Times,
Right we're gonna go if we, go we.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Aren't once if you lived there, THOUGH.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I still wouldn't. Go, yeah it's like if you live
near the, fairgrounds you don't want to be like you're, like, gee,
gee give me away from. This there are people that
live in like let's Go austin south By Southwest austin
city limits and when those events, happen they leave town
all right because there's just so much chaos that with

(23:53):
all the people coming. In i'd get that some people probably.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
Do.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
YEAH i have a friend In South bend and to
airbnb's out her home during football season BECAUSE i mean
she's right across from campus and during, tailgating all of
that people that could travel.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
In, yeah she.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Pays she has already paid off her home in the
amount that she has made.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Good for Her hell, NO i, KNOW i, know because
usually they're all very common reserve. People.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Right.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Uh this person says they have a season past to
Six flags and includes all the, parks and it's six
dollars and ninety nine cents a month per. Person, okay
now that's a. Bargain but can you go On? Saturdays
you have to only show up On wednesday right in the.
Afternoon what. Stipulations go with, that, right you must show
up hopping on one leg. Exactly all. Right we got
to take a. Break we got tickets to The Cancer sucks.

(24:45):
Concert we're going to see What gimpie wants to talk.
About we got our top list and we got a
special interview With Charlie. Barns we're gonna Do who's gonna
be A Tuls theater On? Saturday that should be. Fun
we'll do that all coming up of The Big Mead
morning sh is that time for news. Quikies it's time for.
Newsquakies world, news local news and news that just makes you,

(25:09):
say what The Here's Corbyn Gimbean lindsay with what's going
on news quakies from The big Nine Morning. Show in
ninety seven five, Am.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Spanish police arrest seven in restaurant chare theftering this happens In,
spain where authorities arrested seven suspects accused of stealing over
eleven hundred restaurant chairs Across madrid and nearby. Areas Spain's
National police announced that the criminal group targeted outdoor seating

(25:39):
at eighteen establishments In madrid And Telavera Dalea rena During
august And. September the thefting included six men and one
woman who operated at night taking chairs from restaurant. Patios
police estimate the stolen properties value at sixty nine thousand.

(26:01):
Dollars the suspects faced charges including theft and belonging to
a criminal. Organization authority say the group resold the stolen
chairs In, Spain morocco And. Romania spanish restaurants and bars
commonly leave metal and plastic outdoor furniture on patios, overnight
typically stacking them and securing them with.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
CHAINS i mean that makes. Sense there's a lot of
places around town that do. THAT i Know market pub
likes to cable down their their, chairs which. Sucks when
you try to drag one all the way across to
the other side of the, patio you're kind of. Attacked,
right what did they say the total? NUMBER i know
you said, price but total number.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Over just over eleven hundred.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Days that's not an occasionally you walk by and grab. One, no,
No so what was their plan was that to resell?

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Them, okay they resold them To, Spain morocco And, romania.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Right whoever would take?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
It, yeah eighteen different establishments.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
They hit but do they have like matching? Sets are
you just selling the mismatched sets of? Chairs?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
YEAH i guess.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
So but who?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Knew like you, know you think of Like gone in
sixty seconds and movies stealing. Cars you know there's money in, that, right, man.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
There's money in airy, WHERE i guess. So huge fight
breaks out at Bass pro shop over the. Bathroom oh
it comes out Of, Odessa texas where this past week
and about three o'clock in the, afternoon there's a couple
of folks standing outside the. BATHROOM a man and his
wife and child were sitting there waiting and waiting and

(27:37):
waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting for the bathroom
to open. Up, well finally this dude comes out of
the bathroom and the man in the of the family was, like,
man you took way too long in. There, WELL i
guess the guy that was in the bathroom got defensive
over his bathroom, time and then it's when the argument.

(27:57):
Started and then of course the argument turned. Physical so
now you gotta fight a brawl happening right there at
the bathroom and the mass. Pro of, course police get called.
Out they say that the men who started the fight
suffered minor, injuries but nobody was taking the. Hospital nobody
was taken to jail because everybody decided not to press

(28:21):
charges against each. Other, however the two dudes who started
the fight did get issued a criminal trespass warning and
they were both banned from the. STORE i, MEAN i
get that when you got to go and, someone especially
a guy's, bathroom you're, like it shouldn't take this, long. Man,

(28:42):
yeah but if you're trying to snap off a, biggin
you know it might take a little. While you two,
minutes get it, done get out of the, way get
back in line if you need. To you're not just
sit there and you, know and play. Angry burns hotel
settles discrimination complaint over restroom. EJECTION A boston hotel has

(29:03):
resolved a discrimination complaint over a guest who was ejected
from a women's room a women's bathroom by an employee
who accused her of being a. Man The Liberty hotel
has agreed to make a ten thousand dollars donation to
AN lgbt group and provide anti discrimination to all. Staff
the settlement with The Massachusetts Commission Against discrimination is not
enough for the victim in this. Case they're planning to

(29:25):
suit the company that owns the hotel and reading more about.
It the security guard barged into the, bathroom banged on
the stall that this individual was, in made them prove
that they were a. Woman show it to, me show
me your. KIDDIE i don't believe. You and once they
did that and that it was clear it was a,

(29:47):
woman then they still kicked them out of the. Hotel
and that's WHY i gotta be. Honest if someone was,
like show me your penis to prove you're a, Man
i'd be, like, yeah it. Bent that is not. Happening
you pull it out and you start wiggling. IT i
don't care a little lot about all. That it's, THERE i.

(30:09):
Promise especially it have to be like my kid's, wedding
because Otherwise i'd be, like you can get bent AND
i just. Leave, also it'd have to be a pretty
important occasion for you to just fight it and stay.
There so this was like A kentucky derby, party, Right
And i'd be, like This Kentucky derby party is not
that important for me to show my genitals to a security? Guard, no, right?

(30:32):
Right and, UH i don't blame. Them i'm not like
you do if it was clearly important to, them and
it doesn't even matter what the event, is you SHOULD
i shouldn't have to show you my genitals to prove
WHO i.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Am so the hotel and the hotel ended up kicking
her out.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Makes, yeah get and who she was there.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
With, Yeah i'd be suing that hotel for. Sure it's just.
Wild You you asked me to show you.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Proove money or, merchandise proved to you.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
That i'm a woman AND i AND i do, that
and you still kick me. Out you embarrass me the.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Hotel the hotel claims that she was in there they
were sharing a stall, together which is against their, policy
which is, like show me where that's. Written, Okay, YEAH
i mean maybe they do have it in their bylaws.
SOMEWHERE i don't know by. Laws, yeah, sure hotel. BYLAWS
i don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
That should be proving that that she's a woman. Enough
because they go to the restroom. Together they, say women
go as a pack of.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Wools there's like seven of them in. There, well this
is what we do if you're hanging out in the bathroom.
Itself but seven of them in one, stall now that's
just a, Party. Okay that's a great, question BECAUSE i
have never done this with. Men we usually never go
to the bathroom. Together when women do, this do you
occasionally share a? Stall? No, okay, no not even like

(31:53):
the handicap. One. NO i mean only if they're doing,
cocaine if.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
It is a full, bathroom if you're at a giant
event like a, concert where the line is so long
to go in the, bathroom it's, like, oh, here we'll
just share the same. Stall make it. Quick, yeah so
you have, THEN i think then it would BE i have,
not But i've seen it happen because you, know we're
in there all at the same.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
TIME i always feel weird WHEN i go into a
stall with my, Kid LIKE i had to take them
to the dentist the other day and they had to
go to the, bathroom AND i was, like do you
want to go in the girls bathroom by? Yourself or
do you want to go in the men's? Bathroom and they're,
Like i'm going with, you, Dad AND i was, like,
Okay so we go INTO i try to get the
big one, right AND i always try to like let, it,
like do your, Thing i'll be right here. RIGHT i

(32:40):
just think they're getting to that age where like a
sense of privacy is. Important. Yeah Sometimes i've even Like
i'll be out. HERE i don't want to be standing
WHERE i can pat you on the head no for
doing a good. Job so if it's a really small,
Stall i'll close the door and wait on the outside
and just like Like i'm a. Bouncer. Yeah, occupied, yeah occupied,

(33:02):
man move. Along. Hey and it's always weird when like
you're in a stall and like your kids in there
and you hear somebody come in to go use the
urinal or, whatever and then you, KNOW i have little,
girls so they have very little girl, voices and it's just,
like this is. Awkward this is so. WEIRD i don't,
care but it's just one of those. Things you're, like

(33:24):
this is bizarro. World yeah, yeah but if somebody wanted
to be a dick about, it they can file a.
Complain there's some old man in the stall with the little.
Girl we don't know what they're. Doing you're that please
give me my. Moment i'm begging you give me a.
Reason And i'm not this, person but give me A you,
know people are like stand your ground. People there's that

(33:45):
cliche of people that are, like give me my chance to. Shoot, yeah, yeah,
no give me my chance to shoot with my. Camera.
RIGHT i will gladly play the incident on the. Air,
please it will be one whole. SEGMENT i don't have
to plan for that just Comes, Natteral it'll just naturally.
Happened we'll be back more of The Big. Men Morning

(34:07):
show is. Next Good Morning.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
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Speaker 5 (34:48):
There ben no world take my strong HAND a give?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Train ho give? Train oh, world.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Take My.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Does gimpie wear? Underwear? Uh, yes sure most of the.
Time there are times THAT i go commando commando Against
denham's Wild, yeah it's definitely never wearing. Jeans If i'm
wearing like My Adam sandler basketball, SHORTS i will go commando.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Then.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Sure If i'm wearing a pair of LIKE i got
a pair of A niner, SWEATPANTS i will go commando.
Then but outside of, That i'm usually wearing drawers all the. Time.
Anyhow so this segment was inspired By lindsay's nine o'clock
pornstar segment that she does at the top of the. Hour, Right,
okay And i've always found that porn star names are

(35:52):
kind of. Funny now the ones That lindsay comes up
with are. Not they seem like real kind of. Names
SO i found a whole bunch of funny, ones, right
and Then i've got a few That i've. MADE i
got one each for each of us THAT i made
up myself for each of. Us, so BEFORE i get to,
that if you guys were going to be a porn,
star what would your porn star name Be.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
LINDSAY i always went by the OLD i once heard
your porn star name would be the name of your
first pet in the street you grew up, on AND
i stuck with that. Forever, okay so it would Be Bab's.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Garretson, Okay, see now that's that's not a funny porn star.
NAME i, mean that's just you, know that seems like
a legit. Name, yeah, RIGHT i like? That what?

Speaker 6 (36:36):
What?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
What what porn star name would you pick for, Yourself?
Corbyn would it be the color of your? Underwear and
which you ate for dinner last? Night black? TACO i don't,
know BECAUSE i too have heard the street pet and street.
NAME i Think i've heard it. REVERSE i don't. KNOW
i don't know my first pet. Salty your first BET's

(37:02):
name was? Salty? Yeah was it a saltwater? Fish? What it?
Was a black and white. Schnauzer, okay that makes? Sense? Then? Thanks?
Uh and then lawn salty.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Lawn.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Huh see now that's a funny porn star, name. RIGHT
i just jotted some down or one THAT i thought.
Would i'd Call Lindsey Mommy, milkers right because of her
massive jugs, okay and Then corbyn would Be Corby Halfpipe,
okay figure that out. Yourself and then mine's always Been
gimpy Stretch. Nuts that's just the way it. Is somebody
called Me guimpy Stretch nuts once AND i was, like that's.

(37:36):
Funny IF i was ever a porn, star that would
be my. Name so pause that you are deviating from
made up stuff to that is that was actually a
nickname for. You, yeah somebody called me that one time
AND i was, like, okay, COOL i like that, one
so it works for. ME i also, thought you, know
these are two THAT i just made up. Myself Harry
balsick is always a good, one And Miles longfellow AND

(37:58):
i got that. One i'd have that. One WHEN i
was working at at what was a Ron S hamburger's And,
JILI i worked with a guy Named, miles AND i was, Like,
ah that'd be funny if you're if you were in,
porn your name could Be Miles. Longfellow that seems to work.
Out so doing some research on The internet and some
funny porn names like Ginger vitis is an actual porn

(38:20):
star with the name Ginger, VITIS i.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Wouldn't want to sleep with a ginger. Vitis she's pretty.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Good all the redhead though ginger, right just the fact
that or miss, vitis miss. Vitis or how About Rocky
balboner Or tomhwanks instead Of Tom, hanks It's Tom. Wanks
we got a gal here Named Kelly. Lingis Kelly lingis

(38:48):
is her. Name and, again these are real legit porn.
Stars so if you want to google them up to
see what they look, like go for. It they're not
that bad. Looking i'm just saying ginger vitis so, FAR
i think is my favorite. One then you've Got Fanny.
Deep Fanny deep is a real porn star, Name John Cute.

(39:09):
Sack you Have anita Soft wood also in. HERE i
can't say that one on, air BUT i can Say Lucy.
Lips that's her legit porn star. NAME i can't say
that one on. Air how About team La, quifa no

(39:34):
like the rap art, is but just a little backwards
you have. Here, now now here's One. BENDOVER i think
we've we've heard that name a lot throughout our, time
and he is an Old british porn star. Actor Bend
dover is along With Seymour. Butts that was another. One

(39:54):
it was a Real huh those are.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Real it almost sounds like these actors watched a bunch
Of simpsons. Episodes yeah When bart would you used to
Prank mo right at the? Bar?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Right?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah LIKE i want that as my porn.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Name, yeah it says or they got it from sure maybe,
so maybe, so Says Seymour butts is an actor and
director who specializes in the gonzo genre of. Porn AND
i was like, gonzo like The muppet with the weird. Nos,
no think of it more LIKE pov. Style, okay, okay

(40:30):
it's It's, seymour but it's s e y right except,
yes Yeah seymour Or. SEYMOUR i like that. Hilarious he
starred in Butt man in the late eighties before adapting
the Name Seymour butts as a pseudonyme for his own
porn Films And Then where's that Bend Over? Here, bendover

(40:50):
sixty six years, old has reportedly made over one million pounds.
Again he's A british, actor directing a starring in his.
Films he's won a host of, awards including The Breakthrough
award at THE avn in nineteen ninety, seven and he's
also been handed A Lifetime Achievement award at THE Uk

(41:12):
Adult Films. Award so this, guy Mister, buttz has a
reality show or had a reality show On. Showtime oh,
okay and it was called The Family business where his
mom and his sixty year old cousin help him run
the family. Business you could you be in a porn, business,

(41:38):
acting directing all that with a family. Member maybe not the,
member a person in your. Family, no BUT i would
gladly maybe run the fan club or you, know put
shipping labels on. Videos i'd work in the packaging, department right, right,

(42:03):
right do more on the back, end more so on
the front, side out of sight type of. THING i
don't know if back ends the right, word but, YEAH
i THINK i. COULD i think a, harder, challenging more
challenging question is would you do it for your son or?
Daughter you have to film your? Child excuse, me you
have to film your son or daughter adult. Film no

(42:26):
son or daughter having. SEX i don't THINK i can do. That,
LISTEN i KNOW i. Can't i'm with. YOU i can't,
film BUT i would rather film than. Direct oh, god,
right all, Right now here's WHAT i need you to, do, sweetie,
sweetheart you're not into. THIS i need more from. You
he also has a book Called Do It Yourself. Porn,

(42:49):
okay it's a how to guide on shooting porn. Videos what,
Well step number, one set the camera, up step number,
two take your clothes, off step number. Three, finally fornicate
lighting is.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Important.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
YEAH i guess you're. Right you don't want too. Much
you don't want it too dim. Either back to funny
porn star. Names Tammy salami is another one on. Here
it's it's spelt, salami BUT i think it's funnier if
it's rhymes with Tammy Tammy. Salammie what else do we got?
Here Cherry. Poppins, okay that kind of makes. Sense it's

(43:25):
it's kind of. Lame But Jack reacher wasn't, that Uh
John John Jack Jack Richard trumpkers? Movie, yeah, okay, yeah,
yeah so he he adapted that to the porn. Industry
Robin hood you this is another, one this one you
just said ooh To Throbin Hood. Corbyn how about female

(43:47):
Actress Scarlet. FLOW i, mean uh, yeah can mean many. Things,
absolutely she could just be she gets into the, moment
she's really. Yeah, Yeah, no how About Lance Thruster now

(44:12):
that's a good porn, name right, There Lance, Thruster, uh
we Have Vagelina holley. Scratch BUT i mean that feels
like they went a little too. Far but, okay this
ONE i think we've heard of, before AND i didn't
know it was an actual porn. NAME i thought it

(44:32):
was just a funny. Name But Buck naked is an
actual porn. Star Buck. Naked he doesn't look like a.
Buck here's the thing WHEN i hear the Name. BUCK
i had an Uncle. Buck he was all of maybe
five and a half feet, tall oh, wow and he
was bald, right but Like harry af from the neck,

(44:53):
down like he's one of those ones that look like
he were a sweater year. Round SO i don't like that.
Idea and also the Movie Uncle buck With John, Candy
so not too too big of a fan Of Buck.
Naked we have, Here AND i think this one was
used once in a in A Family guy episode Where

(45:15):
quagmire had a daughter and he named his daughter maybe
after this porn. Star maybe the porn star got it after,
her but her name Is Ana. Lee i'll get it
can be. Explained, well you know it's spelled a. Na
and then the last name is l Ee An lee

(45:39):
or you Got rod Long staff another great porn star
Name Rod rod Long. STAFF i worked at a radio
station and there was a sales guy Named rod long
AND i could not take him seriously and he fit the.
Bill how could you now that was his real not

(46:00):
his HIS dj? NAME i MEAN i didn't check HIS. Id,
no he wasn't in on the. Air oh so, okay
so that probably was his real. Name. Uh we Got
luke Thy walker, Here luke Thy Walker. Again these are
real porn stars with their funny. Names MICHELLE. J Cox,
okay that kind of that could be a real legit,

(46:21):
name and maybe it, is right take Of MICHAEL. J,
right right, Right I'm i'm sure there's some porn stars
out there that probably do use their real name because
it's so maybe. Obscure it kind of. Fits Justin bieber
or excuse, Me Justine beaver is her? Name? Okay, now

(46:42):
this next one here isn't the famous crooner that you,
know but he goes by the Name Richard. Cheese M
Richard cheese if you know that. Guy, yeah and he's
a he's a musician or whatever that does cover in
like a like got fifties or like a crooning type Of,

(47:03):
yeah some of them can be, good BUT i have
not checked out any of the porn Star Richard cheese's.
Work i'd rather not another. One here Is Woody. Johnson
that kind of, fits you, know in the porn. Industry
it just feels too. Predictable, yeah same way With Buster. Hymen,
Here Buster hymen is, yeah low hanging fruit. Man, yeah

(47:25):
how about this? One Jenny Thalia Jenny, talia but it's
kind of th So. Genitalia but, anyway and then and, then,
okay so you got other ones, Here you've Got we've
already talked About, seymour butts About Wesley. Pipes, now WHEN
i stumbled across this, ARTICLE i was, Like Wesley, Pipes

(47:46):
why does that sound so? Familiar of, course obviously this
guy is playing off The hollywood Actor Wesley, Snipes but
the Name Wesley. Pipes do you? Guys can you guys
think of anywhere you might have heard the Name Wesley pipes?
BEFORE i have actually said it right, Here, No, no half,

(48:08):
baked half. Baked when they were sitting Around Jim, Brewer Dave,
chappelle that other, GUY i forget his, Name Billy. Bong not,
well that was one of the, names the guy on the.
Couch no, No now that was a, character but they
were trying to figure out which utensil they wanted to
smoke out. Of, oh And he's, like, no, man Grab

(48:32):
Wesley pipes, RIGHT i found it me, neither say all
want to smoke. Scarface i'll Get billy Bong Thornton. Brian no,
man No billy Bog thornton Without, kenny that wouldn't be.
Right Get Wesley pipes. Right SO i don't know if
he stole it from The Half baked movie or if

(48:53):
he just decided to go off of Brilliantly, snipes but,
Apparently Oh Wesley pipes here says he's been battling inoperable
lung cancer and is having intense, treatment but has announced
on His instagram account that he's been in remission Since
january of twenty. Twenty so, Congratulations Wesley. Pipes what else

(49:17):
do we have? HERE i think there was a couple
more THAT i had. Seen we've done bend. Dover, ah
there you. Go there's here's here's an interesting porn. Star
this is a this is a real porn star as a,
dude and he goes by the name small, hands small.
Hands Now i've seen. THAT i was, LIKE i GUESS
i could technically be considered porn star small, hands no

(49:42):
s at the, end, Right but apparently he did that
as because his girlfriend was in the porn industry and
she wanted to shoot a movie with him one, time
and she's, like you need a, name and he's, like
go just call me small hands or. Whatever so that's
what his Girl his name Is Joanna. Angel by the,
way if you wanted To google search that. Hoty these

(50:06):
names are just aren't They they're. RIDICULOUS i, mean IF
i was gonna do, PORN i would definitely have a
ridiculous name Like Bill. Clinton. RIGHT i saw that. One,
like we have a guy here who used to go
by the Name Indiana Bones Indiana, bones but he has

(50:28):
oh that would? OKAY i was, like where? Here, no
he has since changed his name because he feels That
Indiana bones is a little dated because you, know he
was big in the eighties or. Whatever And Indiana bones
has now since changed his name To Dan, ferrari, which,
okay that makes sense as a porn star kind of,

(50:50):
name fast cars. WHATEVER i don't know HOW i feel
about the Name, dan but whatever it, is what it,
is uh and then we have. Here, yeah that was
the end of. It that's the end of. List so
poor star, names hilariously funny Brown.

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(51:48):
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(52:09):
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(52:36):
okay who would you? Like? Right would you Want lindsay
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are on the. Clock timers starts after the first. Clue
here we, Go come, on, riggs let's do. This this
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(52:58):
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Speaker 1 (53:19):
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(53:48):
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Past hang on the, Line, brian so uh, yeah hang.
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(54:13):
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Amy how are you? Today? Good six is the number
to beat you and lindsay must beat that number to
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(55:29):
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Power all, Right so here's what's. Happening we have a.
Tie fifteen seconds is what you? Need, Uh and you've
got this sort basically starting, Over, amy fifteen, seconds get
as many right as you. Can here we, go put.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Put water in the in the uh in in your
ice box to make, ice you have to what.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
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Speaker 3 (56:01):
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just a what models walk down a.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
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don't be. Concerned one may be. Enough, okay hang on the.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
Line, okay.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
All, right fifteen seconds are on the. Clock, buddy you've
got to try and beat one because we have a.
Tiebreaker are you? Ready, okay, rigs this is what the
letters and bills are when they come to your. House
you check it in a. Box what kind of box?

(56:47):
There you go take off aust. Automatically just qualified. Yourself all,
right you're not gonna believe, It, amy, congratulations you're getting those.
Tickets calm, down hang on the line so gimpee can
get your. Info and for those who know he swore
luckily for the new, system we've got a fourteen second.

(57:08):
Dump so, right uh, yeah this is the one that
you think you got? This oh, yeah he said that.
One huh, Yeah and lindsay this is the one he
didn't get at the.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
End digital before digital a lot of.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Clock on the wall that has numbers, yeah in hands, right,
yeah as opposed to the digital version of, it. Right.
Uh and then this is the one That lindsay passed, On. Gimpie,
yeah the name of a book is called what all,
right trying to get them to break it, down BECAUSE
i think she was on the right. Path of kids these,

(57:46):
days they feel like they owe everything's owed to, them,
Right so she wasn't getting. It i'd. Say the name
of a book is called it's. What, well that's its? Title,
well what is the letter that comes AFTER? M? WELL m?
Title there you. Go?

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Good and then the one that he passed, On, yeah
we have THE i like the where you want with
the culture the everyone wants to stop you from doing.
This they call it what? Culture, yes or if you
Want if you have a subscription and you don't want it,
anymore they ask you To.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
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with that. Guy let's go ahead and see What gimpee
has in his four by Four. Colevin it says here
that THE faa to reduce air traffic by ten percent
at dozens of. Markets federal officials are announcing a cutback

(58:47):
in the number of flights in THE us airspace starting tomorrow.
Morning it's a result of staffing shortages due to the
federal government shut. NOW Aa Administrator Brian bedford announced yesterday
the agency will reduce air traffic by ten percent at
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(59:08):
Shutdown bedford said the reduction would help take the pressure
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said earlier in the week that THE faa would be
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(59:30):
uh that's funny and road? Rules? Yeah Real World. Boston
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after seeing That Homeland security agents refuse to allow clergy

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into The chicago AREA ice facility to give detainees. Communion the,
pontip who is From, chicago total reporters this week that
people's spiritual rights should be. Respected The pope said that
one day we will be, asked how did we receive
the foreigner on a? Bus what else we got? Here

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dramatic global surge and colorectal cancer in young. Adults there's
been a dramatic surge in colorectoral cancer in young, people
not just in THE, us but. Globally health experts say
that we. Drink what we drink and eat is contributing
to the trend that includes consumption of red, meat delicious

(01:00:36):
processed meat not so, delicious, alcohol sweetened, beverages and oat processed.
Foods THE cdc says there's been one hundred and eighty
five percent increase in colorectoral cancer among adults ages twenty
to twenty four and a three hundred and thirty three
percent increase in teens age fifteen to nineteen crazy and

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then lastly here A wassa food bank is asking For
thanksgiving donations as the need increases during the government shut,
down and A wassa food bank is asking the community
for help ahead Of thanksgiving as they witness the surge
in the need from their. Residents now A Wassa Community
resources is working to make sure every family and need
has The thanksgiving, meal but nonprofit says it's currently facing financial,

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challenges a shortage of, volunteers and time. Constraints there's no
deadline to donate or bring A thanksgiving, basket but families
who need a basket must apply by the deadline listed
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Soon good. Luck all, Right so Conspiracy Theory. THURSDAY i
have something that might surprise, you but it has to
do With Aaron. Hernandez for those who are, Know Aaron
hernandez was drafted in the fourth round and twenty ten
by The patriots and he was A he Was Rob
gronkowski Before Rob. Gronkowski i'm not saying he was as

(01:02:48):
good as but that's who we saw before we Saw.
Gronkowski and in twenty, twelve he signed a forty million
dollar contract with The. Patriots And june of twenty, three
the body Of Odin, lloyd a semi pro football, player
which found not too far from his home In, massachusetts

(01:03:09):
And hernandez was identified as a. Suspect shortly after he was.
Arrested HIS nfl career was, over of, course and in
twenty fifteen he was convicted of first degree murder for
the killing and sentenced to life in prison without. Parole
people were shocked when this. Happened i'm not surprised because

(01:03:30):
he was known to be believed to be affiliated in some,
ways that this wasn't a, shock but still rocked THE
nfl world when this, happened and an under investigation was
a twenty twelve double homicide that, happened but he was
tried for those but acquitted in twenty, seventeen and then

(01:03:51):
In april, nineteenth twenty, seventeen five days after being acquitted
for those, CASES i just told, you he was found
dead in his cell in The Massusett's department Of. Corrections
they say by a. Suicide and after his death it
was revealed that he had extremely ADVANCED cte for his,
age one of the most severe cases on record at the.

(01:04:13):
Time his murder conviction was automatically vacated Under massachusetts abatement
rules because his appeal hadn't been, heard and then in twenty,
nineteen the conviction was reinstated by a state's higher. Court
that's just the. History some believe he did not commit suicide,

(01:04:33):
ooh and there are some interesting details around. It his
attorney has always said that he probably was murdered by
inmates because he was trying to find the truth about what,
happened and that it that he was not the, guy

(01:04:55):
and that that was probably what made him a. Target
aside his celebrity. Status his fiance said that during their last,
call he spoke about, freedom their future and said nothing.
SUICIDAL i mean typically people. DON'T i mean maybe prison
calls are that. WAY i don't. Know maybe people are,

(01:05:16):
Like i'm having a. TIME i don't know IF i
can keep. Going maybe those type of things are. Said
i'll be, Honest i've never talked to somebody in prison
that's serving at the. Time so then that creates a
situation of why, now why did he kill himself just
days after being. Acquitted so he died five days after

(01:05:41):
being acquitted of The dabble homicide. Trial the cell door
was reportedly jammed shut from the, inside according to some,
accounts and handwritten notes found next to A bible And
john three point sixteen were allegedly written on his. Forehead
this is obviously. STRAINED i don't know if people who

(01:06:03):
commit suicide write on. Themselves maybe they write suicide. Notes
but to, me the writing on the, forehead do you
know how hard that? Is, YEAH i was just about
to say the same. Thing you got to look at
how the writing was on his. Head was it backwards
or what does it look? Like somebody was actually wrote
it on like you could read it left or, right

(01:06:24):
not have to stand in the. Mirror and even then
when you try to do, that the handwriting is all
kinds of weird and wonky and just doesn't fit right
because it's not. Natural. Yeah some reports say he was
lasting live around one am on a routine round and
at three thirty am an officer saw a sheet hanging
and then discovered. Him and that two hour window creates

(01:06:47):
a bunch of question about monitoring and, protocol which doesn't
feel unfamiliar if you know anything about The epstein. Situation door,
obstructions a cardboard was placed in the door, track which
some read as premeditation and asked how did the guards
not see it? Earlier where are they not looking for?

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Right state police report said The john three sixteen was
written in ink on his fore to forehead and on a,
wall and some reports say it was written in blood
on the. WALL i want to go back to the
cardboard jammed on the on the rail track of the

(01:07:27):
of the. Door those doors are pretty heavy and made of, steel, Right,
yeah so you would think that like cardboard wouldn't stop.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
That and where did he if he did, it where
did he get cardboard? From who put it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
THERE i, mean it's a whole. Culture it's a misconception
to think that people in jail don't get, anything. Right
they can get their hands almost. Everything, yeah somebody works
in the, kitchen you, know and rip off a piece
of a box of. MEAT i, MEAN i think you
even no matter how heavy it, was if it got
jammed in a way that you couldn't move, it then
it wouldn't matter how you couldn't get the propulsion to

(01:08:04):
get over the track if you. WOULD i just see
cardboard as very, flimsy especially against a steel. Door and
are THOSE i don't. KNOW i haven't been to prison,
EVER i don't. KNOW i just assume that now they
all open, automatically, right you don't have to go up
there with the king and then manually like a jail.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
Door.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Right i'm not. Clear i'm not clear on that BECAUSE
i don't think a lot of money gets spent on
upgrading prisons for. JAILS i don't, know, right, right The
john three sixteen markings we said that were done with.
Blood he was, naked hanged with a bed, sheet three
handwritten notes were. Recovered the number and recipients are the

(01:08:48):
focus in, court which creates this speculation about content and.
Intent he wasn't on suicide. Watch he'd been in general
post up before and after the. Acquittal officials called said
calls were future oriented and didn't trigger a, Watch so

(01:09:12):
even when they were, listening they said there was nothing
happening that warranted him to be on suicide. Watch there
is one asterisk here for, me which we will come back,
to that negates all these. Things unofficial ruling was suicide by.
Hanging and this is the real point where people point

(01:09:33):
to as the conspiracy part of what happened to. Him
the existence of thick file cuts are on him and
the document suicide findings show, that but every detail is
kind of. Vague so apparently the medical report isn't as

(01:09:54):
detailed as it should. Be it just says something that
normal reports they go into detail on. Right new release
prison Callings i'm. Sorry newly released prison recordings have him
sounding buoyant and talking about the. Future people believe that
clashes with an inmate could have prompted the quote. Suicide

(01:10:20):
his murder conviction was vacated after his death and then.
Reinstated people believe that the new abatement could help his.
Family some say there was, Money some say he did
it to make sure his kid would get. Money BUT
i think if YOU i don't know how all the policies,
work BUT i think if you commit, suicide your life

(01:10:42):
insurance policy is. Negated for, me the biggest asterisk in
all of. It it doesn't matter what he, did doesn't
matter what he, said doesn't matter what happened on the phone,
calls doesn't matter what the medical report. Said he had

(01:11:03):
ct a MASSIVE cte, situation the biggest that had ever been,
recorded and we still don't understand the ins and outs
of how it works and what it does to people's.
Brains so there's no none of this is. Normal so
he could have been completely, fine but if he HAD,

(01:11:26):
cte it could have flipped on a. DIME i don't
Think chris Bin waugh was, Like i'm gonna kill my, family.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Right and most likely he wasn't being treated for it in.
PRISON i don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
There's a, treatment. RIGHT i Thought chris bin wall went
on roid, rage WAS cte part of of. IT i
believe the speculation is, okay AND i. Guess, yeah you
take a few hits as a, wrestler could cause some. Injuries,
sure you you definitely get, concussions you take a, chair

(01:11:58):
you take a metal charity the, Head, yeah for. Sure
and he was a high, flyer If i'm not, mistaken
so he would take bump pretty high. Bumps. Yeah but for,
me that is the thing that negates all of it
is that he HAD cte anything that, said there's all
bets are off anything as possible at that. Point it's
equally as possible that he did just decide to kill

(01:12:21):
himself as it is that someone else killed. Him, yeah
and then there was a cover. Up and you're, going,
well why would the prison cover up because they don't
want to get. Sued right to, me you have a
high profile, PRISONER i would, think just like in The,
epstein there would be cameras on that individual at all. Times,
yeah when they're in their. Self for. Sure you'd like
to think that, anyway you'd like to think. That but

(01:12:46):
like we mentioned with, upgrades that doesn't exist when it
comes to fixing things. Either right of PEOPLE i know
that have worked in the prison, system they have made
statements that repairs weren't fast or. Often, no maybe that's.
DIFFERENT i don't know, now because a lot of them

(01:13:09):
are corporately owned and they have a reason to protect
their stock, price which is a whole other. Thing, yeah
BUT i don't know if that's true For.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Massachusetts he's it's. Interesting he's part of the twenty seven.
Club died at the age of twenty, seven and today
would have been his thirty sixth.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Birthday, weird weird how this is all coming? Together? Huh
how DID i bring you? THAT i never thought of
it as a conspiracy UNTIL i started reading stuff in
the last couple of. Weeks and and AND i think
it's fair for a spouse to be, like this has
to be a, conspiracy, right because you have a hard

(01:13:53):
time computing. It oh, yeah, yeah and putting together the
reasons why someone would take their. Life you want, answers
you need. Closure yeah, Yeah SO i think it's a
Fair SO i think you also have to take their
interpretation of what happened out of the. Equation, yeah, This tex.
SAYS i spent four and a half years working, corrections
AND i will back any, officer any, Facility but that

(01:14:13):
situation should have been of a longer, investigation because that
is not a, suicide that is something. Bigger oh that's
just one listener's. Opinion, Sure, sure do people that commit
suicide get? NAKED i don't. Know that's a good. Question
there's not enough data on suicide for us to because

(01:14:35):
we try to hide it and put it, under you,
know the, rug so people don't talk about. It it
is very. Common, yeah but getting the answers from somebody
who committed suicide is very difficult one hundred. Percent but
you can document it happened and like they were, naked
right that you can get the information on text Says

(01:14:56):
aaron was a murderous POS i couldn't handle that he Was,
gee he killed. Himself there is a whole other part
about that that he was. Homosexual which do you if
you go to prison and you're in prison for? Life uh,
huh you do what you gotta. Do, yeah they're gay

(01:15:17):
for the stay is what they? Say does that make you? Gay,
WELL i mean technically, yes if you have no other.
Options there is one, option. Celibacy, now if it's taken from,
you that's a different. Story, yeah, right but if you
were choosing to, engage, yes but you would imagine if

(01:15:39):
he was, gay, right and he's going to. Prison that's
like A shchmorgas board, there. Right i'm just going with
the argument people have of this animal instinct that they
can't shut, off and when they need to get rid of,
it they need. To we hear, That, yeah we hear
men use that. ARGUMENT i just gotta do, something and so,

(01:16:00):
yeah so if you're in, prison well something better than.
Nothing no, Whatever, no maybe he, was maybe he. Wasn't
it doesn't matter for. ME i guess the warden was
A jets. Fan, okay, sure it wouldn't surprise. Me, texas
my dad committed. Suicide he put on all of his

(01:16:22):
cowboy stuff and did. It, NOW i could see that.
Happening And i've seen like in movies, before like military
people put on their dress, uniforms, ride get all dooded
up with their hats and their medals and, whatnots and then,
boom blow the heads. Off that makes more sense to,
me go out with something like with a sense of
pride or, whatever then stripping down completely naked and being,

(01:16:46):
like all, right this is how they're going to find.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Me are we talking about actual cowboy garb Or Dallas cowboys?

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
GARB i would think cowboy the football. Team maybe he
puts you as in a spur on that's where my head,
went put his cowboy head on wrangler. JEANS i mean,
maybe BUT i went with right TO nfl, right a
nice button down pearse or excuse, me pearl snap. Shirt you.
Know maybe maybe and maybe that if he was A cowboys,

(01:17:16):
fan maybe that's why it. Happened, YEAH i if he
was A i don't. KNOW i can't. Imagine you gotta
put your lasso on your side and maybe do it
Like red did. It. Maybe, anyway we'll take a break

(01:17:39):
and got another conspiracy coming. Up this CONSPIRACY i have
FOR i think specifically For lindsey And gimpie and maybe
maybe some of you other. PEOPLE i went down this rabbit.
Hole i've had this one on deck for a, while
deck for a while because it's just so fascinating to,

(01:18:02):
me AND i wanted to wait UNTIL i was having
a lazy, week and here we. Are have you seen
the stories That Taylor swift is the head of The
church Of.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Satan, YEAH i haven't seen, stories But i've heard people suggest.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
That SO i have picture evidence and some other other
evidence to share with. You feel free to look at. It.
YOURSELF i just sent it over to you. Guys the
person's name Is Zenya Shrek, okay and the theory claims
That zenya's, Father Anton, levey who is the founder of
The church Of, satan links her to the occult, systems

(01:18:43):
and the idea is That taylor is a part of the.
Lineage people cite That taylor's public image has shifted and
taken a more edgy or dark theme esthetic recently because
she's bringing people. Over the pictures are ear they look very, similar,
yes like. Identical the conspiracy has even got a podcast

(01:19:09):
Called Taylor Swift air to The church Of, satan and
there is belief that this is all like she was
the previous image to get people close and then convert.
Them some people even say That Taylor swift has a.
Twin i'm, SORRY i JUST i don't believe this, obviously

(01:19:39):
and the, Woman Zenya, shrek has addressed, it pointing out
that their faces don't match at, all and that maybe
their styles resemble a little bit like maybe blonde hair
and red, lipstick you, know soft. Skin but that's really about.

(01:20:01):
It and according to biography and public, record there's no
family history that shows a link To Anton levey or
anyone with The church Of. Satan but when you put
side by side pictures next to each, other ooh.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Doggy, yeah the shape of their, head their bone, structure their,
chin their, nose their.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Lips really pretty much all of.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
It, yes it's, identical.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Definitely when this person was. Younger but this person is
not this age. Anymore This Zena shrek and, like she's
sixty one now and she doesn't look Like Taylor swift
at all younger. ONE i, Agree, yeah but to be,

(01:20:55):
Fair taylor is going to age at some point in,
time and who's to say she's not going to look
like this broad when she gets? Older? Yeah what about
ism is not proof of? Anything, True, true we just
don't know. Yet we just don't know what she's going
to look like. Yet. Yeah, Yeah AND i think it's
fair to say that she probably is going to look
like this devil bitch when she gets. OLDER i, mean

(01:21:19):
it's just the the images of them at that same.
Age This Zena zena whatever the hell her name, Is
Zena shrek And. Taylor you, know When zena was that
age And taylor is a very, similar very. Similar, YEAH
i think it's safe to say that When taylor gets,
old she's going to look exactly like this broad and

(01:21:42):
then when the devil's ready to bring in some other
blonde to convert people on, over it'll be somebody that
looks just like. THEM i, MEAN i don't think it's
safe to, say because we just the other day showed
the picture of the woman who was a news, anchor
and when she got, older she didn't look anything like
she did when she was. Younger, TRUE i don't think
it's safe to. Say, True BUT i don't think the

(01:22:02):
news anchor lady had worked with the. Devil she aged
naturally as to where you, know mystical powers from the
other side has kept these two looking the, same you
know WHAT i? Mean, Yeah i'm i gonna be. HONEST
i don't know enough about The church Of. Satan, YEAH
i try to stay away from. IT i, mean cult

(01:22:25):
is a cult as a, cult, right like a cult
is a cult a. CULT i don't Know IF i
do know anything about. It it's only because of what
one side that is against it has told. Me But
i'm not here to say it's good or. Bad but
she did leave The church Of satan and she Renounced.

(01:22:47):
Satanism well that's, good she, said in the process of
defending The church Of satan from unfound claims in THE,
us mass media media appearances Attract my media appearances have
attracted up surgeon membership to the, organization AND i begin to,
question ultimately, reject the self centered philosophy THAT i once.

(01:23:07):
Promoted you're always going to be known as that. Person
you could leave The church Of satan all you want
and denounce it all you. Want i'm not, GAY i,
promise but you're always going to be known as this.
PERSON i think you'll definitely always have to defend that
you're not that. Person but you're probably. RIGHT i was

(01:23:27):
looking through this Gals, instagram The Xena xena Broad, xenia
a lot of stupid animal stuff and nothing really that
makes me believe she is not a part of The
church Of satan. Anymore, Right there's no, scripture no motivational,
scriptures No bible passages posted on her social, media And

(01:23:54):
i'll tell You christians will love to post The Bible
scripture on, there loud and. Proud this broad ain't got
nothing on, there, well not. Always it's it's still all
the same gothic type of material on her social, media dark.

(01:24:17):
DISTURBING a picture of The lion's pretty, Cool i'll give you,
that but everything else is very. Dark, Yeah i'm not
one hundred percent sold that she. Is, like she's got
a picture on? Here is there a date from? Here
somewhere ninety. Whatever it's a guy in his cargo shorts

(01:24:38):
and flip. Flops looks like he's leaving the grocery store
with a BLACK t shirt, on Says. Lucifer across the
top has a pentagram in the middle six sixty six and,
uh there's nothing on. Here she's not like she's, Saying,
oh this shouldn't be worn in public data At you

(01:25:00):
know what's, Interesting i'm going through the some of the
pages for The Satanic, temple and there is An Oklahoma Satanic.
Temple it doesn't give an address or. Anything In Oklahoma.
City there was big uproar about it opening up and
people did not like. It but people couldn't stop it

(01:25:20):
because of a little thing they're called the. Constitution, yeah
let people do whatever they. Want who.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
CARES i started hearing more About Taylor swift.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Being more.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Being more of A satanist when she was With Ice
spice during The Super bowl Because Ice spice wore the
upside down cross and they were, like she does that
because she hangs out With Taylor. Swift.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Sure But i'm going through The Satanic temple pages and
they have An instagram and they have they're showing like,
members like people that go and get their picture taken
with some statue or. Whatever but they're all really, young

(01:26:08):
AND i want to see an old person that's a,
Member like all these people look under the edge of
forty maybe even. Younger you say you're on Their. Instagram,
yeah well that explains. IT a lot old not a
lot of old people on the Instag oh, yeah oh,
yeah more than. Ever it's the New, facebook. Right this

(01:26:31):
person did it in a had to cover their face
because they're. Shamed it's a. Bizarre it's a bizarre by the,
WAY i think it's always, bizarre no matter What instagram Or. Satanism.
Uh getting your picture taken with the, statue oh, okay

(01:26:51):
to be, fair, WELL i mean there's nothing wrong with
taking your picture with the statue of. LIBERTY i. Did,
YEAH i think it's weird to put your like to
sit in the. Lap it doesn't matter if It's ronald.
McDonald's i'll give you that or. Whatever this character Is

(01:27:12):
Madame tussad's. WAX i just think it's. Weird you can do.
IT i think Eating okre is. Weird so don't believe
me on. Anything Texas, Shrick so she's a quarter swamp.
Ogre they say everyone has a, twin that's. True they

(01:27:33):
do say. That Taylor, swift head of The church Of.
SATAN i don't, know BUT i wouldn't be surprised if
she sold her soul at The. Crossroads sure her And
Ralph macchio both man she? Fright remember the movie right?
THIS i love. THIS i love a good Defensive satanism.
Text the brand Of satanism that The church Of satan

(01:27:54):
promotes is actually. Atheist they don't believe in Real satan that.
Exists they're more of a philanthropic group that promotes a
quality and acceptance more so than Most christian. Groups. Whatever,
No i'm more, Helpful, No i'm more. Helpful, sure all,
right we got to take a. Break we'll be back
as The chiefs are off this. Week we are picking

(01:28:18):
The raiders for our bye, week for The chiefs bye,
Week so we're gonna start with The raiders At broncos
And denver is eight and a half point. FAVORITE a
game is, tonight of course On Amazon. Prime Lindsay broncos
for any reason?

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Why, Yeah, Yeah raiders are having a really tough season
and The broncos are looking really really, good better each.
Game their their young Quarterback.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Bicks, yeah B, nicks thank.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
You he started the season off on a rough, start
but he's he's it's gotten better every single. Game So
i'm Going.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Broncos, GIMBI i am Going broncos as. Well when you're
looking at The raiders of a of two to, six
two and six And broncos are seven and, two it's
very clear who the better team is. HERE i highly
doubt that The raiders pull this one out and upset The.

(01:29:26):
Broncos So i'm Going Denver Bronck bowers back for The
raiders has shown some promise and they have it kind
of has shown a spark in, them but they do
seem to not be able to get out of their own,
way and The broncos defense is going to eat them.
Up and so, YEAH i think The broncos make sense

(01:29:48):
for that. One rams and the forty nine ers little
rival reaction, happening and this is always a good game
and it looks like the spread right, now The rams
four and a half for That sunday afternoon. Game, man
this is, tough.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
BUT I i Think i'm gonna take The rams any reason.
Why the forty nine ers have been, awesome but The
rams are also a great. Team And perty is still
out right?

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Yep and.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
Is kittle?

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Out, no he's.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Back oh love me Some George. Kittle BUT i. DO
i don't. KNOW i just have The i'm just gonna
go with my. Gut that's ALL i have is a,
gut and my gut says The rams mean gim.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Me i'm going With niners on this. One that's basically
the exact same. Team you got the The rams with
the six and two and The niners with the six and.
Three all, right what The rams out of bye? Week,
okay it's going to be a great. Game it's gonna
be a tight.

Speaker 6 (01:30:56):
Game.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Bucked they are In Levi stadium right, now so The
niners have the home field advantage on this. One it's
going to suck if they lose at. Home it's, possible,
sure But i'm still not going against My. Niners, yeah
The rams lost the first matchup with this And gimpi's,

(01:31:17):
right they are at. Home that is AN x. Factor
but The rams have THE mvp as far As i'm,
concerned Being, DARNOLD i mean he's a he's a, Stud.
Sam DO i have that? Right? Yeah do that? Right,
anyway their quarterback is a. Stub pooka looks like he

(01:31:40):
may be. Back the forty nine ers injury report looks
like a a doctorate being submitted for. Review you can't
let that fool, you. Man we've Done, yeah they know
they've had Some they've they've been able to handle the.
Injuries One they've also lost games that they should have.

(01:32:02):
Won so getting blown out by a team Like Tampa
bay leads me to believe that The rams may, struggle
AND i think the game Against jacksonville showed that They
maybe they win some, games like they did by one
point Over, arizona BUT i think the forty Nine ers

(01:32:23):
are not going to be able to make it. Happen
i'm going to go with The rams on this. One
chicago and The. Giants that is an earlier, game If
i'm not. Mistaken the other that's at noon and The
giants And bears four point, five four and a half
favorites for The.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Bears, Yeah bears all.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Day any reason why because.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
The giants suck this year and It's Matthew stafford Is
RAMS qb.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Thank YOU Gimpi, Yeah i'm going with The. Bears they
have the better. Record The giants are two and, Seven
bears are five and. Three they're playing In. Chica uh, so,
Yeah i'm WHEN i go with. Ups.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
Yeah The giants just haven't been able to get it
together all.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Season and for the, record we're getting the yearly, game
we are getting The Giants bears game and the late,
game both of these On. Fox were getting The rams
forty Nine ers, Games so that's. Awesome. Nice giants have
won some. Games Jackson dart is going to be a
straight up. Killer he's just not there. Yet they've got

(01:33:30):
some injuries and they are, horrible and but more so
on the. Road and so, yeah that that feels Like
chicago all.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
Day Scatter bow is out and they looked great, preseason
but that don't.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
Mean Any good, Morning, Lindsay good Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
Corbyn happy fortieth the birthday to porn Star Linda. Lan
you can watch this Late bloomer in attention makes me.
Horny linda double stuffed and A Chocolate god Takes linda
in To. Poundtown she did her first adult video in
twenty twenty four and has been nominated For Hottest Newcomer

(01:34:09):
Good Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Gimpee she's also a fan Of Arby's Good Morning. Corbyn
this is gonna be the last time you hear me
say this. Ever if you have a local, band, WELL
i can't say. Ever maybe next. Year if you have
a local band and you want to open up for
the nineteenth Annual Cancer Sucks, concert we have a contest
going On little bettal of The band's. Contest take your
one song demo uploaded to the contest page the, website
the rockskmod dot, com and then we'll pick the best

(01:34:32):
five and the best two out of those five are
going to open up For Josie. Scott's you have until
five pm tomorrow to get your demo in a good
luck all. Right we do this thing On thursdays called
Our Top. List let's get. Started it's every big mid
morning show's top, list random, topics randomly drawn with random rings.

(01:34:55):
Pults Now Here's, corbyn Gimpim lindsay with this week's. Topless
this week's top is things your furniture would say if
it were. Honest top five things your furniture would say
if it were, Honest.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
Lindsey, uh stop farting on. Me it's number, one or number?
Five excuse, me stop farting on. Me number, four, Kids
i'm not a, trampoline. Dammit number three, Cat i'm not

(01:35:34):
your scratching.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
POST i was thinking about your trampoline. One IF i
stood up on my, COUCH i would be so nervous for.
Myself you, right what age do you stop standing or
bouncing on your? COUCH i can't think the last Time
i've stood on my. Couch. ME i stood on mine

(01:35:56):
just the other, day but that's BECAUSE i had to
get behind it to plug a. Lamp, okay and were
you concerned about your stability a? Lot?

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
OKAY i have in my house an antique, chair AND
i thought of this chair WHEN i wrote number, Two
please lose twenty pounds before you sit on me. Again
and number, one why even have a couch if you're

(01:36:26):
just gonna cover me in all these damn?

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
Pillows right, now we have fall pillows On i'm not.
Joking we have like a. Sectional there's probably ten fifteen
pillows on. IT i can't stand. It why because it's
the fall. Right, yes do the pillows ever get used
for their intended? PURPOSE i do use. It, YES i

(01:36:48):
have two couch, pillows that's. It and most of the
time they stay at the other end of the, couch
right opposite of Where i'm, sitting Until i'm ready to
lay down on the, couch and Then i'll grab one
of them and use. It, yeah but that's that's about.
It we're doing our top. List these are things your
furniture would say if it were, Honest, KIMPY i broke

(01:37:09):
these down by the furniture. Themselves, okay. Okay SO i
have a couch in my weasel. Room it's my old,
couch right BECAUSE i got a new. One and this
is number. Five it, says weasel, couch can you please
stop ripping my inards? Out and what they do is
they crawl up inside the padding and the cushion and

(01:37:31):
they just they burrow themselves in there and they rip
all the stuffing. Out it's strode about all over the.
PLACE i have to clean it up, constantly and they
like to sleep inside the, cushions so that couch is
tired of getting molested by. FERRETS i guess number. FOUR

(01:37:51):
i have a. Lamp lamp is. Furniture can somebody please
turn me? On i've got two lamps in my living.
Room one my daughter gave. Me it's a leg, lamp,
right and you know from The Christmas story or, whatever,
Right and it sits on the end table right there
next to the couch that houses a whole lot of.

(01:38:11):
Stuff and THEN i have another one on the other
side of the room That i've had for a goddamn long.
TIME i don't even know where it came. FROM i
don't even know WHY i have. It it's just there for.
Decoration neither one of them get turned on and. Whatsoever
AND i just told YOU i had to stand on
my couch to plug the lamp. In that was the leg, lamp,
right because the cat had gotten back there and had unplugged.
IT i plugged it. In still have you to turn it?

Speaker 6 (01:38:33):
On?

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
ANYWAY i had to put on My my lamps are
online Digital Wi fi outlets or, switches and they're on
a schedule to go off and. On BECAUSE i would
also not turn them. On it's kind of, like what's
the point of having a lamp if you're never gonna use? It,
YEAH i get. It it looks good and it was
a gift for my. Daughter number three a night stand

(01:38:55):
in my. Bedroom you stuffed me with your junk and
never used me. Again these last to be, clear that
was your night, standing, okay, yeah and next to my
bed it chock full of junk and that's. It the
next two come from the couch in the living, room
the main couch that everybody sits on coming in A number,

(01:39:19):
two my couch, says, oh Dear, god here he comes
again without any pants on true. Statement and then number
one thing the couch in the living room, says will
you please get your balls off of? Me doing our top,
list these are the top things your furniture would say

(01:39:39):
if you were. Honest mine are all from the perspective
of my. Couch number, five they say the couch is
a man's best. Friend, Well i'm your only, Friend corbyin another,
ONE i hide your remote but you are not getting
the message go. Outside. Uh i've been here for you

(01:40:04):
through thick and. Thin, lately, Though, corbyn it's a lot more.
Thick number two on our top list of things your
furniture would say if it were, honest you know when
you sit on me naked you're not as clean as
you think you.

Speaker 6 (01:40:20):
Are you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
Nice to Know i'm not the only one that sits
on the catch naked. Though by the, Way yeah it's
awkward when the kids. There, yeah it's. Weird and my
number one for things your furniture would, say if it were,
honest is you fart so? Much i'm surprised we don't
have a meteor meteorological meteorological. Meteo the hell's happening is

(01:40:47):
the spinning of the wheel of death and my blue,
SCREENING i think you are you fart so? Much i'm
surprised you haven't started a Meteorological god damn, it a
weather station to predict the.

Speaker 7 (01:40:59):
Farts metoral logical, meteorology, meteorology, meteorology, weather.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
Meteor you say, it, lindsay Meteorological is that even a real?
Word meteorological meteorological meati or logical meteor? Logical, UH i
don't understand what's happening meteorological, Meteorological learn to. Pronounce, Yeah

(01:41:45):
i'll get to you. Later save for. Later all, right
we're gonna take a. Break we'll be. Back you're listening
To The Big Mad Morning. Show charlie is on the
phone with, Us Charlie barons is going to be over
at The Tulsa theater On. Saturday good, Morning, charlie how are.
You i'm.

Speaker 6 (01:42:00):
Good are you Doing i'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Man thank you for talking to us this. Morning people
should know you from your book that you have written
about The. Midwest. YOU i learned a phrase THAT i
was not familiar, with AND i may pronounce pronounce, it
and that is a SCONEY.

Speaker 6 (01:42:19):
A S, oh you mean askani is?

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
Skani, yeah, SEE i KNEW i. Was tell everybody what askani.

Speaker 6 (01:42:27):
Is, well it's. Sconey first of, all that's kind of
what you get over there at the coffee shop after
it's gone stale a little. Bit that's a stale. Scone
but askani that's a guy From, wisconsin really and usually
not said in a derogatory way unless it's said by a.
Fib now a fib that would be an f Thing.

(01:42:50):
Illinois And i'm not sure IF i can say bastard
live on area right, now but that's what that stands.
For it's it's in The. BIBLE i think you can say.
It but, anyways that's kind Of those are a few
terminologies that we can get out of the, way and
that's an important thing when you're talking about people from The,
midwest if you want to get these terminologies out of

(01:43:11):
the way so you can understand.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Them, yeah i grew up in Northeast, iowa So i'm
a little bit familiar WITH i was not familiar with
the nickname that people From wisconsin. Get iowan's usually is
what we. Get did you, guys have people In wisconsin
have a nickname for people From?

Speaker 6 (01:43:27):
Iowa, no just that nice guy over There. Iowa we
have a real good symbiotic relationship With, iowa like you
know that little bird that picks the teeth out of the.
Crocodile And i'm not sure If wisconsin's a little bird
Or iowa, is but either, way we work together pretty. Nicely.

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
Yeah are you A badgers?

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
Fan?

Speaker 6 (01:43:50):
Oh, yeah, Yeah i'm A badgers. Fan how about?

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
You, WELL i just usually people Like i'm An Iowah hawkeye.
Fan if you grew up in that, state usually you're
a big fan of the state. Program. Uh and it's
probably is? It it's tough this year For badger fan, Right.

Speaker 6 (01:44:06):
Yeah you, know thanks for bringing that up That that
was really nice of you to. Do you want to
bring up how the packers loss to The browns and
The panthers. TOO i, mean, geez, yeah, YEAH.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
I was going to bring Up packers, next BECAUSE i
know how Hard i'm a cheese, fan but to be
A packers, fan there was so much. Promise they looked
so good out of the. Shoot, well the.

Speaker 6 (01:44:28):
Good news is we haven't lost to a good team
yet this. Year so that's that's given me some. Halt you,
know if we if we just keep losing to the bad,
teams what we can pull? Through you?

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
Know are you A rogers guy or A farv?

Speaker 6 (01:44:42):
Guy, Well i'm that's. That you, know both, complicated BUT
i would Say i'm just not a good way to
answer either of. Those i'm a fan Of i'm a
fan Of Jordan. LOVE i think there's that's the thing
About packers, quarterbacks where you, know they they do great

(01:45:04):
and they're really, good and then before you know, it
they're off to The jets for some, reason which is
kind of like our play it against sports for, quarterbacks and,
YEAH i don't know what that's, about but they always
turn on us at some.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
Point Charlie barrons is going to be at The Tulsa
theater On. Saturday get your, Tickets Tulsa theater dot. Com
you do so many, things, man it is impressive just
the type of things that you get involved. In you
don't stop at. Anything Jimmy carr has a really great
quote where he, says enjoy the passage of time because
the statistical chance you're where you are doing what you're

(01:45:39):
doing is not, likely so take advantage of. It and
you are definitely doing, that from books to what you do,
online and you're heavily involved in your. Community AND i
found a, Quote i'm, sorry a description of you THAT
i was, like, huh of all the things you, do
this is what they described you. As it was an

(01:45:59):
inner you for a data center that they're putting up
and that you're have voiced an opinion. On but they
just wrote instead of comedian or author or anything like,
that they just wrote influencer opposes data. Center that's what
they cited you. As mm. Hmm.

Speaker 6 (01:46:16):
Yeah, yeah it's really that was real nice of. Them
and you, know, UH i, NO i, MEAN i think
when it comes to the data, centers you, KNOW i
think the people should really just decide if they want,
it and you, know there should be more transparency and
if people understand all the facts and people want, that

(01:46:38):
then then the people should have a chance to vote for.
That but you, know it's a lot of closed door
meetings at this. Point, yeah so that's All i'm. SAYING
i just want the people to have a. Voice.

Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
YEAH i think it's really cool how involved you are
in your community with all the success that you've, had
BECAUSE i don't know how many people still do. That
maybe they, stay you, know fans of their football team or,
whatever but you are heavily involved In wisconsin culture, totally. Right.

Speaker 6 (01:47:06):
YEAH i MEAN i got my you, Know i'm, HERE
i live, here my family's, here AND i think it's
the greatest state you, know out, there AND i just
WANT i want people to keep enjoying it and loving,
it especially the, outdoors you, know and especially we got
some of the best fishing up here and hunting and

(01:47:27):
just hiking all, That so just want to keep that
for the next generation of.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
People it's cool to see you be such a cheerleader
for your. STATE i think some people Call wisconsin AND
i wand Definitely oklahoma a flyover. State so it's cool
to see somebody be a cheerleader for a state that
sometimes falls into that. Category Or midwest. CATEGORY i guess
maybe all those states get labeled as who is the
most Famous midwest person you've? Met?

Speaker 6 (01:47:56):
Oh, WELL i don't know if he's Not, midwest But
Henry winkler who played the fawns in, uh you, know
In Happy days and obviously he was In barry and all,
that so he's got like In, milwaukee we got the Bronze. Fawns.
Uh AND i met him at a car show In, Iola,
wisconsin so that was pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Cool he's an awesome. Dude it's hard to believe he
was the fonnds because it's such a devioate deviation from
who he is as an, individual.

Speaker 6 (01:48:27):
Isn't Isn't it's very, funny isn't. It? Yeah and to
think that that's that's the role that he, started as
you go back and you watch that and it's, yeah
it's it's. HILARIOUS i have.

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
This list of THINGS i wanted to ask, you and
it's what's the Most wisconsin. Thing i'm gonna name a
couple of, things and you pick what you think is
the Most wisconsin? Thing sound? Fair?

Speaker 6 (01:48:54):
Yeah it sounds.

Speaker 2 (01:48:54):
Great, Okay so the here's. Three you tell me which
one's the Most wisconsin thing cheese curdy, brandy old fashioned
sweet Or friday fish.

Speaker 6 (01:49:04):
Fry oh, MAN i gotta go with the cheese courage
because where the dairy. Stay but you picked on three
real good ones right. There it's almost hard to.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
Decipher, YEAH i intentionally did. THAT i trying to make
you to commit to. One and that sounds like you're
picking cheese Curg all, right here's another one quick, trip
NOT qt quick. Trip it's a north west north thing
quick trip with A k quick. Trip the packers or supper.

Speaker 6 (01:49:34):
Clubs, yep the packers and the, packers you. KNOW i
mean that that's where it all. Starts i'm a packers,
owner by the. WAY i just want To and some
people say that's like paying two hundred and fifty dollars
for a piece of. Paper but to, THAT i say,
no because it also came with a. Folder so BUT

(01:49:54):
i am an. Owner so there you.

Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
Go how long have you been an?

Speaker 6 (01:49:58):
Owner i've been an owner about five years, now and
it took me a while to save up for it
because it is two hundred and fifty. Dollars but NOW
i got a piece of, Them so that's you, know
AND i call, yeah this Season i've called in to
voice my concerns about a few things and haven't gotten
past the gift shop, yet BUT i intend to keep.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
Talking what is your most prize packers piece of?

Speaker 6 (01:50:23):
Memorabilia, OH i got A Leroy butler signed. Football, now
if you don't Know Leroy butler as he's the guy
who invented The Lambeau, leap first guy to jump in
the stands in THE, nfl that was.

Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
Him that's, awesome that's. COOL a couple more for you
on what is the Most wisconsin? Thing make sure you
See Charlie. Barns he's going to be at The Tulsa
theater On. Saturday doors are at, six show starts at.
Seven Tulsa theater dot. Com these are, okay, so, oh
just gonna squeeze past, you The Midwest goodbye Or Deer.

(01:50:58):
Season what's the most was constant thing of those?

Speaker 6 (01:51:00):
Three, WELL i think probably The Midwest goodbye because you
can do that at Deer camp and And, Hope i'm
just gonna squeeze right past you is oftentimes how you start, that, like,
oh just gonna get to that, DOOR i gotta squeeze
right past. You by the, Way, terry how are. You,
hey you gotta go tell your mom THAT i, Says, Hi,

(01:51:21):
okay the next time you see. Her, yeah does she need?
It does she need some? Jerky BECAUSE i got a
deer the other day on my way back from. Work
sucker jumped right out in front of. Me BUT i
got the, backstraps you know WHAT i. Mean, so and
that could go on and, on you, KNOW i, mean
this interview is never gonna. END i don't know if
you know that, yet but we were gonna get really

(01:51:41):
comfortable with each. Other.

Speaker 2 (01:51:42):
Yeah. Uh and Then i've got a last one for.
You spotted, cow frozen custard or A.

Speaker 6 (01:51:50):
Kringle oh you know What i'm Gonna i'm gonna Say.
Kringle it's probably a toss up between that and the.
Cuss but you got if you haven't tried To, kringle
you got to get over To, Racine wisconsin and give
one a. GO i, mean those things are they should

(01:52:10):
sell them around the. COUNTRY i think they. Shouldn't everyone's
cholesterol may go through the, roof but they should really
think about.

Speaker 2 (01:52:16):
That explain to everybody what A kringle.

Speaker 6 (01:52:18):
Is oh, yeah, geez where are my? Manners it's a
circular pastry and it's got you, know a little bit
of frosting on top of it's filled with some jelly
type stuff and some sort of jam if you, will and,
honestly if you can do custard in the middle and

(01:52:42):
kringle on the. Side now we're cooking with. Gas and then,
YEAH i have yourself a beer as, well and now
we're now this is a full circle moment, Here i'm
gonna say all. THREE i rescind my initial. Vote i'm
going with all.

Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
Three spotty count of those are those of. Beer it's
supposed to be a really good. Beer and, anyone oh,
yeah spot Spotted.

Speaker 6 (01:53:04):
Cow, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:53:04):
Sure any of our friends that go To, wisconsin we ask, them,
hey will you bring us back a case Of Spotted,
cow and they'll do.

Speaker 6 (01:53:11):
It you, know we got so, many so many good beers,
here and, yeah they sell them in the airport. TOO
i Mean. Liney's if you never had A liney's, light
they only sell that up here. Too that's a real
good light. Beer AND i mean you GOT i Mean,
MILWAUKEE i mean we Invented Miller, LITE mgdpbr liver. Failure

(01:53:33):
we invented all of, them and it's you, know worth
getting up here and giving them all a.

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
Try. LISTEN i can't wait for your show On saturday
with The Tulsa. Theater, everybody gets your tickets At Tulsa
theater dot com and look for all the stuff he's involved.
In he does. Cameos you've got your own comedy special
coming out in a few. Weeks it'll be exclusively on.
YouTube you've got your own brand of brandy that's. Available,
man you sure do a lot of stuff and we're

(01:54:01):
looking forward to seeing you at The Tulsa theater On.
Saturday thanks for taking the time to talk to.

Speaker 6 (01:54:05):
Us, well thank, you, guys really appreciate. You and make
sure you watch out for deer out.

Speaker 2 (01:54:11):
There all, right very good, Man thanks so. Much all,
right thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:54:15):
Guys for.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
Later It's Charlie baron's H he's gonna be The Tulsa.
Theater we're gonna take a break and we'll be.

Speaker 6 (01:54:21):
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