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to that later. I was having lunch with a buddy
yesterday and he was telling me about dating, and he's

(04:39):
doing online dating or he's done online dating, and he
said something I never thought of. I mean, it seems
like an obvious thing when I say it, but when
he said it, I was like, yeah, you that's true.
When you go when you're on online dating whatever, Hindred, Tinder,
tender Bumble, Facebook dating, there's a million different platforms of them,

(05:01):
and this is how my brain would work, And I
was like, oh, you we're gonna go on a date. Cool,
that's fun. It never crosses your mind that that person's
going on other dates.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
That's not that's that's not just true in online dating,
that's true in regular dating world. You kind of have
to if you're a single person and you're dating you,
at least in my head anyway, you kind of have
to expect that other people are dating other people. You're
not the only one in the world. I totally get that.
But I think in the non internet world, the dating

(05:38):
scenario is not right there at your fingertips. You go
on a date and you don't like it. During the date,
you can find a hookup. Oh yeah, for sure, that's
what I'm saying. It's that fast. Yeah, like, yeah, you could.
They could literally be going on three dates right in
a row. Yeah, that's uh. I think if you are

(05:59):
on a date right and you're not exactlyly happy with
what's going on, and you are looking for other dates
while you're on that date, that's a douche you move,
I feel anyway, I mean in the date part ways
and then start looking for your your your follow up date.
Don't be sitting there while they're across from you trying

(06:22):
to eat their you know, Fetucini, pay in the check
right exactly while you're you're scrolling, Oh oh she's not
she's not okay cool? And then you're messaging that person
you know, hey, let's what are you doing tonight? In
about maybe thirty minutes? What have come on? Man?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Is online dating different from real life dating as to where? Like,
do you go Dutch when you're online dating?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Explay Dutch?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
For those that don't know, pay each pay for your
own meal?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Depends on who you are, if you're the type of
person that you know like me, I'll pay for the
whole date. I don't Dutch when I'm on a date.
You know, I feel it's the guy's responsibility, at least
on the first couple of dates, to pay for all
of it. What if she insists? If she insists, then no,
you say no, no, no, no, no, I got this.
And then if it gets back and forth and you

(07:14):
guys are in a thirty minute pissing match about who's
going to pay the bill? Fine, you want to pay
for it or you want to split it okay, cool,
I was doing what I thought was the gentlemanly thing
to do. Yeah, but now you're acting like a complete dick.
Let me do my parts and would be all right,
I says, who says me and the rest of society? No. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I kind of feel like if she doesn't want you
to pay for her, it means she doesn't want another date.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
No. I'm a strong independent woman. I don't need you.
I don't need you to pay for my dinner. I'm
a strong independent asshole. I will pay for you. It
goes both ways. It's stubbornness both ways, right right, sure, yeah, whatever.
I think if someone says, do you want to go Dutch?
They're not one hundred percent sure they're into you, I'll

(08:03):
kind of agree with what you're saying. I don't know.
If a date's not going well, maybe it's like, hey,
we're not sure. I think if I think if you say,
let's split it from a guy standpoint, maybe you're being
in a jerk. I don't know, but you're going, hey,
no pressure, m h. I feel like it sends a
message like there's no pressure here where Sometimes I think
he paid, like, okay, I guess I gotta be nice.

(08:25):
If you Dutch, you can be like I'm out. See.
I look at it as men instinctively are providers. Instinctively
we have been since the beginning of time, and when
a guy pays for the meal, he's just showing that, hey,
I can be a provider for you. I'm not saying
that you can't do it. I'm not saying that you're

(08:48):
not a strong independent woman. What I'm saying is I'm
a provider. I can provide for you. I'm demonstrating on
a very small scale of how I can provide, and
that's simply by buying you spaghetti. Yeah. I kind of
feel with that thought process of men are natural providers
is equal to like a woman would never harm a child.

(09:09):
There are plenty of examples of men not being providers
and going out to get cigarettes and never coming back.
So I don't agree that it is a natural thing
for a man to be a provider. Society as we
have evolved has changed it to that to where you know,
men can go out for pack of smokes and never

(09:29):
come back, you know. But I think inherently, up until
i'd say, even the last I don't know, century or two,
it's always been men are the providers. We go out,
we get the food, We provide you with shelter, we
provide you with protection, you know. And I think it's
within the last two hundred years that we've evolved to

(09:52):
f this. I'm out of here. Yeah, you know. It's
also natural to you know, live in a hut, yeah,
or eat grass, and we typically don't. We don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and the other things evolved too. Really, you paid because
historically is because you see women as feeble and and

(10:13):
you saw women as them unable to have they didn't
have money.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Okay, maybe you're just being a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's why I see it. No, No, that's not being
a gentleman, because if a woman has a job and
is successful, she doesn't need I mean, get be mocked
it right, you're independent, you're strong, you don't need someone
to pay for you. That's not a gentleman. Now you're
forcing it, Uh I don't. I don't think so. I
don't know about all that where I'm I'm forcing forcing this.

(10:47):
Uh No. Again, I think it's the nice, gentlemanly thing
to do. And I think that I'm not alone in
that aspect. I think there's a lot of people in
society that feel the same way that I do. I could,
I believe if you think that, Yeah, because I do.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
If I a single and a man were to ask
me out on a date, I would I would expect
him to pay for the date.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah that's fine. Yeah, sure, I'm just saying this. The
anomaly that we gave was that you would You're like, no,
let me pay, and you go nope, you put your
foot down. I think if someone's saying and I want
to pay, you at least give one no. But if
they say again, you're like, okay, sure, yeah, like I

(11:33):
said earlier, if they're going to continue on with it,
is that a thirty minute back and forth? To me?
One rebuttal like, no, let me because sometimes people will
do that to be nice, right, And then if they
do it again, you're like, yeah, okay, yeah, well you
can't control people. If that's what they want to do,
who cares. Yeah, a thirty minute you know, back and
forth is a bit of a hyperbole, and you know
how I do that sort of thing. But yeah, I

(11:55):
get what you're saying. You know, you go back and
forth and eventually it's be like listen, if you want
to pay go for it. I was just trying to
be nice, trying to be a gentleman. But apparently that's
what you want to do. Say. This is what I'm
taking issue with, is you're taking that as an insult.
You're thinking taking it as that person being a bitch,
not necessarily not necessarily being a bitch, or you know,

(12:18):
not trying to be controlled or whatever. You know, It's
just I was trying to do something and then you know,
here you are trying to I don't want to say
change my mind or change or whatever, but it's just
I had a plan and now you're ruining it, right,
Or she had a plan and you're ruining it. Maybe,

(12:40):
so I doubt that. Though how many women out there,
we could do an unscientific poll right now, love it,
how many women out there expect the man to pay,
or how many women out there would rather pay them.
So that's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying women
don't expect that. I'm not saying the majority wouldn't expect that.
What I'm saying is there are plenty of women capable

(13:02):
of doing it on their own, and like doing that.
I don't doubt that. And there are plenty of women
out there that don't want to work and have someone
pay for everything. And I don't doubt that one bit, don't.
I don't doubt that there's women out there that can't
afford it and want to do it. I don't doubt that,
And I'm all about it if that's what you want
to do, you know, but maybe after a couple of days,

(13:24):
after we've gone out a few times. Why just because
I think it's the proper thing for men to do.
Why because it's the gentlemanly, kind thing to do, Corbyn,
That's why. But how does that make it gentlemanly? Because
you're taking care of the person that you're with, you're providing. Again,
this goes back to men being natural providers for their
you know, person that they're courting or whatever, you know,

(13:47):
for their spouse, for their wife, for their girlfriend. Men
are natural providers and honestly, if you think about it,
you know that that is built in our DNA. You know,
I mentioned it earlier and yes, yes we evolved blah
blah blah whatever, but it's still in our core DNA
to be providers. And when women take that away from

(14:07):
us or somebody anybody takes that away from us, it
kind of emasculates him a little bit. You're like, yeah, here,
I am supposed to be a provider, and you're not
allowing me to provide. It just makes me look like
a giant pussy. And I can't I can't provide for you,
you know what I mean? How does it make who
does it make it look like a pussy? If the
persons you the man, You the man, because you, the man,

(14:31):
are trying to provide for this female that you are,
that you're courting, or you're supposed to be with. And
when that woman says, oh, no, I got it, it
makes the man inside say or think, man, I'm not
I'm not good enough to provide for this person. For sure.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Okay, I see where what he's saying.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
But then that's a self opinion. That doesn't make it
true right to me. To some people, a man isn't
always that.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
A man can be many things. You only believe that
because you know, like your dad said, don't cry. Men
don't cry, Men don't have emotions. That's the only reason
you think that's what a man is. I don't know
about all that. I was waiting for you to elaborate.

(15:24):
I just don't think that. I don't think that's all
it is. I mean, yes, we all know, we all
have dads that are like that. You know, suck it up, pussy,
go on with your life. You know there's no crying
in baseball. But we all know deep down inside that
that's not the truth, because we are all human, you know.
So I don't know. I just I think it's right.

(15:46):
I think it's proper, and I think that's just the
way that it should be.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
And if you're the one that invited her to go
out on a date, if you ask her out, I
think you know she would assume that he would be
paying for it. I mean, I'll invite my girlfriends to lunch,
and if I invite them, then I'll pick up the bill.
Oh yeah, there's time.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yes, Oh no, not from there. It's time. You just
changed it. Either argue it either that's what you believe.
And that's the thing. If I invite, I pay, But
when you add, then you change it and go. Sometimes
that doesn't make that the rule then.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well no, I mean sometimes they'll argue it like no, no, no,
but I invited you. Yeah, but that's okay.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
So if you get invited the other person, you expect
the other person to pay. You don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Rule.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
That's my point of all of this. Not everybody lives
by your rules in society, not not. You put your
coat down for a woman over a puddle that you
walked around it. That's gentlemanly, right, Whoever in the world

(16:56):
of everdom has done that. TV and movies will tell
that that's happened. But have you ever seen anybody do
that in your lifetime? Or have you ever heard of
your grandpa? Let's take it back a little bit, because
we know grandparents share stories. Have you ever heard grandpa
say we were walking and there was a puddle that
I put my coat down for it, which is stupid

(17:17):
retarded anyway, because what happens, Yeah, you're gonna put your
coat down, but what happens as soon as she steps
on that coat, it gets sub merged into the water
puddle that you're trying to step over, and she foot's
gonna get wet anyway, So you just simply guide her
around it, or say, hey, watch out, there's a puddle there. Yeah, right,

(17:37):
women understood that, put your coat down so they can
step over in the puddle. So their feet don't get
we get out of here because we're providers. We're natural
providers and protectors. Yes, we don't want your Your feet
can't get wet. Absolutely, and that's why I say, hey,
watch out, there's a puddle there. Walk around. Men are
supposed to be a leader. It's biblical. That don't make

(17:59):
it true. There's a lot of things in the Bible
we don't adhere to, not anymore. Again, this is all
part of evolution. I'm just saying when you say biblical,
you imply that's the rule. And there are plenty of
things in the Bible we don't follow up on and
we don't stick to and adhere to that are still
in there in the current Bible version that most people
use to absolutely. But again, humans have free will and

(18:20):
they've decided not I'm not going to do that anymore.
But it is still in there, and it is still
the rule, just because you choose not to do it, no,
not to adhere by it's that that's your thing. No, No,
I'm not saying me. There's plenty of selective Christianity or
Catholicism or whatever, like you're selective on what things you
adhere to. Absolutely and you don't fall them off. But

(18:41):
when you stand behind the cloak of it's biblical, ah,
you're not. You don't really believe that, because if you
believed it was biblical, you wouldn't be selective. You need
to follow all the heights. I would agree with that, Corbyn.
Tell me why you think a man is not that?
Is it because you were told that's not what a
man has to be? No, because I think people can
be who they want to be, even if it's pay

(19:02):
for your dinner and they're a female man up and
take her money. All right, fine, lesson, I'm still going
to put this check on my card, but I'll take
your tree pity. Yeah, we've done that on the show,
where like things a man should be able to do,
and then we've always come to the conclusion of, well,
that doesn't make you a man if you can't or
cannot change a bit in a drill years ago had

(19:26):
a date at a coffee shop. The guy bought me
a coffee and said I better get a second date
after this. I left five minutes later. That's my point
of like, if you pay or if you let them play,
or pay your good Dutch, there's no pressure that you're like,
I gotta make this work, or I owe them a date,
or any of those things like that. I think where
that guy went wrong as he verbally said it. He
said he demanded, right, get a second date. If you'd

(19:49):
have just kept his goddamn mouth shut, probably would have
gotten a second date. But he's like, oh, I better
get a second date after this. And that's where this
gal proves the point and says you ain't getting h right,
because why you want to be a dick about it?
Mooving with this one. I was raised by my grandparents.
My grandmother is ninety four, and she always told me
growing up, a man buys the house and pays the bills,

(20:11):
a woman makes it a home. I agree with Gimpy.
The man should take care of the woman, pay for dinner,
open doors, and provide and protect. But always have to
keep in mind a woman is her own person and
is free to make her own decisions except for paying,
except for which house they would like to buy, except
when they want to protect based on what you said. Uh,

(20:34):
all right, we got to take a break. We've got
tickets to the Cowboy Cup we're gonna give away. We'll
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(22:05):
duty could get you a fine, but not jail time.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
I mean good thinking. Yeah, I recently had to wire
some money and it was pretty invasive. It was pretty involved.
So how people do that is impressive? Yeah, like you
have to give an address right, and to me, if
you wire money and you give an address, why don't
they just go get these people where the money went? Right?
Saf address? Maybe? Who knows? Yeah, mangoes hog wild on

(22:36):
a Palm Beach street, so obviously in Florida, twenty seven
year old guy named Jonathan Houston decided that he wanted
to take a dead hog and throw it down on
the street and then slice it open and start eating
it raw. Did all this for Instagram, you know, got
his camera set up, slices this hog's neck and then

(22:57):
starts just chowing down on it. Right, This lady had
walked by and she had saw what had happened, and
she calls the police and tells them that she saw
him cutting up a German shepherd and of course it
raised concerns as it would naturally, police come out. They
questioned the man. He told him what was going on.

(23:19):
He said, yeah, I was totally eating this dead hog
here on the street for the Instagram. I do it
for social media. He even showed him the video of
him doing it, right, and the cops didn't care. They
went ahead and took him in four simple criminal mischief
for creating a potential biohazard by spilling the animal's blood

(23:43):
onto the sidewalk. That's all I got, right, Yeah, yeah,
I mean, I guess you can't arrest somebody for being
a weirdo. But yeah, I didn't know that that was
the charge. I didn't know either. I mean criminal mischief, yes,
we had plenty of that. Yeah, to break it down
like that, I was like, wow. And secondly, huh, isn't

(24:06):
eating raw pork bad for you?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I mean yes, but I don't know if it's automatic,
like it's immediate right right, it probably has some long
term Like here, in a couple of days, they'll have
some bad stomach problems. This feels like fajitas. What do
you mean by that? That's just like your attention. Yeah,
that's exactly what it is. Because why he doing it
for Instagram? Doing it for soulcate to trying to get

(24:30):
those likes. You know, it's like slinging a long rifle
over your shoulder right walking down the street. Right, you're
just fijitas. It's weird, weird. This one's not gonna be awesome.
Santa ex teacher arrested for child porn. Oh, a professional
Santa Claus? Is there an amateur Santa Claus? Or if

(24:55):
you just get paid one time, does that make you
a professional Santa Claus? I think you gotta have some
experience under your belt to become a professional, right, Like, like,
if you've done it once or twice, you're an amateur, okay, right,
But if your job is you know, you're mal Santa,
or you do Santa at church or whatever, come to
kids parties, then that makes and you've done it for

(25:18):
you know, a year, that would make you a professional
a year that's one season.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
That's the amateur.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
It feels like we're putting a pretty high bar for Santa.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
If you have that beard on your face of years
and years and years for that one reason, that makes
you professionals.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, But if you do it one year, and you
do it like fifty times in one year, in one season,
I mean it's more than just a small handful of
times that you played Santa. Now you it's true, you're professional.
You've done it fifty times in this one year.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I think that in the following season you can say
I'm a.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Press Okay, So after your first year, okay, man, that's
a pretty high bar because we don't hold that for like,
we don't even say comedians are that you're a professional comedian.
You do one open mic night where like you're a
professional comedian. Right to me, you gotta have training to
be a professional. You have you have had to have
gone through some sort of training and not hr what

(26:15):
is their training? Absolutely is you won't you would, you'd
you would be surprised to be in July, but it
does happen anyway. Professional Santa Claus actor, former elementary school
teacher in New Jersey, has been arrested on child porn charges.
The county prosecutor says sixty four year old Mark Well, Sorry,

(26:39):
Mark Well, Hello children. Paulino was arrested Friday at his
home in Hamilton Township, New Jersey. Paulino gets paid to
portray Saint Nick at holiday events and parties. He goes
by the name Santa Mark on his website where he
promotes a little extra Christmas magic. His mugshot shows him

(27:02):
sporting a white hair with a long white beard beard.
I mean, at least he wasn't like the mall Santa.
What do you mean by that? Well, it was for
just like parties. So it sounds like, hey, you're having
a company party and then have Santa Mark show up.
Oh god, yeah, but you're still You're still sitting on

(27:24):
his lap where your kids are sitting on his lap.
I mean, if it's but like a company party where
like kids aren't up, there's pictures in with kids, God
damn it. Yop, there goes that argument. I mean, he
looks like a pretty good Santa does he does? He goes?
His beard is a stained with the salmon that he's
stuffed down in his coat.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
They're all pretty good until they're not.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Unless this is a different Santa Mark, which I feel
like it is. I looked up Santa Mark and I
went to a Facebook page and this is Santa Mark.
But this guy's in Washington. How many Santa Marks are there? Right? Yeah,
there's a lot of Santa Marx. Why do Santas go
by Santas? I mean, I guess because you have so
many in a room that gotta have a you got

(28:06):
a differentiate it because if you say Santa, you're in
one room and you say Santa, they all turn around
like Dad, right right Dad?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
So you got Santa Marx, Santa Bob, Santa Clara. Yeah,
I want to see Santa Marx. Here we go, Santa Mark.
Ho ho ho. Welcome, boys and girls. I'm Santa Mark.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I've come straight from the North Pole to bring a
little magic Christmas Magic. Schedule me to visit your school
or business for photos, sing alongs and more. Ho ho
ho Tex. Santa recently retired from school em elementary school teacher.

(28:51):
Now I'm Santa available for photographs, private, corporate and organizational events.
I'm proficient in zoom technology if you prefer a virtual
Santa meeting. Additionally, I offer uh entertaining and informative lectures
on the history of Santa and Christmas Man. Of course,
his Facebook page has been taken down. Oh sure, sure

(29:15):
he yeah, It's Santa Mark dot Info is his website
if you care. I mean, he looks like a pretty
good Santa. Sure with the with him cgi with the
background all right, except the Christmas tree one that's totally
his house, right, yeah, yeah, the just the Christmas tree

(29:36):
tree by itself. Yeah, yeah. The other ones he's cgi'ed
himself over trying to see. Like, because people when they
take pictures of like their Christmas tree, tree or just whatever,
and they don't think about the little things that are
in those pictures, like think, I'm sure you've seen it
on Facebook. Some goals and them in the bathroom taking

(29:56):
a bathroom selfie and there's herd in the toilet. It's
one of my favorite things, man, when you see girls
take selfies like that and you get to look around
their room and you're like, what is Kong doong doing there? Right? Right?
So I'm looking at this and he's like, looks like
he's got one of those large containers of long matches
that you light your fireplace with. And is that a
deck of cards? Maybe? Even Yeah, it looks like it.

(30:18):
They're all nuts.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
There is one Facebook post of for Santa Mark and
it says update need Santa, no more availability this year.
Santa is all booked up, no kidding.

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Booked in jail booked. You got that right, right, I'll
take a break and we'll be back. More of The
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Speaker 5 (31:24):
Take my shrow, hang the give train, Almo, give train
the world, take my trum.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Hand, get all the hear train, hear train. I'm a woman,
I know what that was. I was like, what is
that gonna happen? As one of the many times you
and I sync up on this show. Yeah, so it
is my favorite time of the year, not just Christmas time,
but it is Cowboy Cup time going on this weekend

(31:54):
at the Exchange Center inside Expo Square, and I brought
Daniel Lewis into talk about it. He is the man
who put all this together. Daniel Hey, buddy.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
Good morning. Gave me good morning, Tulsa.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
So for those who have been living in a rock
under a rock, or maybe new to town, what is
the Cowboy Cup? We tell people that's the Oklahoma's premier
cannabis championship, But I know you can go in a
greater detail about exactly what the Cowboy Cup is. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
Sure, and you said it. It's a cannabis championship. So
just like a wine competition, we have companies from across
the state. Inner they're products for all the way from
flower to hash to carts to pre rolls to edibles
and have those products judged and it all kind of
culminates here this weekend with the Cowboy Cup words ceremony
on Saturday, We're gonna buckle the best of the best

(32:43):
in Oklahoma cannabis.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Hell yeah, Well, first of all, I want to say
thanks for allowing me to be a part of this
for the last couple of years. That's probably one of
my most favorite things is being the judge. You know
what I mean? I get a box of samples and
it's like, here, smoke this and tell me what you think.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Basically is what it boils down to for me, It's
one of those things I'm jealous of but also don't
want to do.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Right.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
You heard the man, he got edibles, concentrates, vapes, right,
and then flower. Corbin, if you were to pick a
category for yourself to judge, what would you pay Probably
edibles probably? Yeah. Yeah. Now with that being said, when
you're looking because I just do flower, right, I judge
the flowerf you're judging the edible category, what are you
looking at when it comes to judging the edibles, Because

(33:27):
I don't. When it comes to the flower, we're going
for aroma, we're going for potency, we're going for the
looks of the butd how's it trem blah blah blah.
So when it comes to the edible portion of it,
what would Corbin be looking for if he was a
judge of this, Yeah, it's not a.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Whole lot different. So it's a branded category. So we
have packaging, so looking at how nice the packaging looks,
does it have all the correct information on it, et cetera.
Kind of the same thing everything except a roma. So
we have flavor. Experience is a big thing with edibles
because a lot of times, you know, that's really why
you're using edibles as for that experience. And so it's
kind of along the same lines.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Okay, okay, So what what can people expect at the
Cowboy Cup this year?

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Oh man, We've got a lot of stuff going on.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
This is a seventh annual Cowboy Cup. Seven years you've
been doing it, and this is your fifth year in Tulsa,
fourth year, thirty year into thirty year INTUL, thirty year intuls.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
So yeah, we're excited about that. I think the words
got out and the buzz is good. We've got, uh,
of course, all the best of the best Oklahoma cannabis
companies out there. We're doing classes all day long. We've
got some women in cannabis. We've got a class where
Josh Graston with be Elevated is doing some cooking show
and telling everybody how to make their own edibles at home.

(34:34):
Try to save you guys some money, Uh, and then
we always ended with bands. So we've got uh, We've
got Safety Meeting, which is really good bluegrass band. We've
got hinter Roso coming back. They're a funk jazz band,
horns and all kinds of stuff. Fantastic. That's Friday night.
And then we've got Moga Family Band right before the
awards ceremony on Saturday. Another super cool jam band, six
to six man band with all the different instruments, really

(34:56):
really good, really excited to have them out there. So
it's good. It's it's a fun time. There's got food
trucks and like I said, classes and fellowship and a
whole lot of weeds moving.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
So if let's say there's somebody that's been to the
last couple of them here in Tolls, is there anything
new this year that you haven't put on, you know,
in the past few years.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Uh, you know, I can't think of anything. Per seto.
CNN's here this year, so Sonjay Goop is coming and
so if you ever wanted to I wanted to talk
to that guy. He's amazing. So come out and see them.
We've got the Joint Games. I think we talked about
the other day, maybe doing next year doing the gimp Olympics. Yeah,
maybe maybe beat Gimpy in a one handed joint rolling
contest for a bag of weed or something. I'm for it.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I'll be out there all weekend, so might as well
make the best out of it.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
Hey, if you want to do it this weekend, we'll like, if.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
You think you can roll a better joint faster and
then I can with one hand. I'm for it. Lets
people come out there and showcase their skills.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Right, we'll do fattest joint, fattest blunt, most joints in
four minutes and twenty seconds, and then we need to
line up the one handed beat Gimpy.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
So you have these kind of competitions like that going
on throughout the entire festival, right, just different competitions, like like,
like what besides just a joint rolling competition? Do we
have anything else?

Speaker 6 (36:08):
Maybe we're gonna do We'll do a cereal eating contest.
How fast can you eat your cereal? I think dimes
doing bingo, So we'll have a big bingo thing both days.
It's great, you know people, there's a lot of people
giving stuff out. We gave over I think seventy two
thousand dollars worth of product out of Cheaching Chong's dispenser
EA through our quote unquote Cowboy Cash program where you
go around to the vendors and they've put product in

(36:30):
our dispensary and they're handing out little coupons that you
can go pick up that stuff for a penny. And
so yeah, and then for the price of admission, we've
we've never raised the price. It's still forty nine dollars
single day, sixty nine dollars two day. It's the it's
it's worth it. If you say give somebody a Christmas present,
they're gonna want it.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Where do people go to get those those forty nine
dollars tickets?

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Yes, you can go online right now cowboycup dot com
obviously and get them. They are also available at the
door at the same price. And that's an out the
door price, just like the dispenser.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Nice. So we know that you don't have to have
a card to get in.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Do not have to have a med card to get in,
so and that's just to.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Enjoy the seminars and the live music.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
Sure you have access to everything, so okay.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
But you wouldn't need a card. Let's say, if you
wanted to use your Cowboy Bucks. You wanted to get
the Cowboy Bucks and you wanted to go to this,
you would.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
Have to have a card to go into dispensary.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
But if you're just curious about it, you maybe you're
interested in getting into this, you can still come down.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
There's still have some a lot of fun stuff to do.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Okay, now I want to kind of switch gears off
of the Cowboy Cup new omma loss Jesus. That's it's
just right itself. It's evolving so much. Whether it's a
good or bad way, we haven't decided yet, but there's
definitely been some bad things that have happened with the
industry in Oklahoma. Is that something that's going to be

(37:48):
addressed the future of it in the state. Are you
having experts come in maybe people from the state.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
Absolutely so. I guess a lot of people saw. We
ran a petition eight thirty seven here about a month
ago trying to get wreck cannabis back on the back
on the ballot. Unfortunately we didn't get enough signatures. But
Jed Green, the guy that runs that with a company
called Orca, will be there this weekend and that's exactly
what we're going to talk about what's the state of
the union in Oklahoma with cannabis. What's next? Are we

(38:13):
going to run another repetition? We ran it as a
constitutional amendment, so we needed a whole lot more signatures
than something that was just a statutory deal. So we'll
talk about whether we're gonna run that again and stuff
like that.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
So yeah, yeah, what's the Tulsa cannabis scene look like?
I mean, in regards to the changes, it feels like
we've seen some people stand out and still around, but
we've also seen a lot of turnover too. What is
your take on the Tulsa cannabis scene.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
Yeah, And you know, when it came out, it was
twenty five hundred dollars for a license, So anybody that
had twenty five hundred dollars thought they were going to
open up a grow dispensary or processor, and they did.
And so we saw that giant influx of all these dispensaries,
and over time you find out the people that were
actually businessmen and business women that got into this and
did this, and then the other ones that was kind
of a hobby. And so I think we're kind of
seeing this this equal out. So the bigger guys are

(39:05):
going to stick around. The prices are coming down like crazy.
You can get seventeen dollars eights at Cheech and Chong
dispensary right now of really good flour out the door.
And so I think we're just kind of seeing that
reckoning that happens, you know, in a capitalistic market, and
so just kind of a shrinking of the amount of
dispensaries here. But the products are getting better, you know,
there's no doubt about it. You can get it better
and cheaper. So Tulsa is one of the good places

(39:27):
in Oklahoma for cannabis. You know, there's a lot of
bars and restaurants to let you go outside and have
a little smoking area and stuff like that, and so
it's a lot of fun here.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
And so you have brought up the Cheat and Chong
dispensary a couple of times here. Yeah, I thought that
you had to be Oklahoma grown, an Oklahoma native to
have dispensary and to grow one. How did you and
Chong get involved in this?

Speaker 6 (39:47):
So Chico Sherwood that had best dispensaries up there on
fifteenth and Harbor just got branded with them. So it's
still his Okay, he's just he's just got their brand. Yeah,
but it's still Oklahoma owned and and Chico still owns
it and operates it.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Okay, fantastic For those that don't know, when you go
into a dispensary, you can't you don't just see anything.
It's a usually a reception area. You've got to give
them your card, they sign you, and then you're let
into the actual store. Part. What's the experience going to
be like when people come to the Cowboy Cup that's
going on this weekend at Expo Square.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Well, so I mean, like, just like I said, you
don't have to have a card, and so we're gonna
walk right in and you're gonna be able to experience
everything that everybody else is. Again, if you had to
go to the dispensary to get the stuff, you have
to have a card, but it's not any different. We've
got products on display and so you can go around
and talk to these different growers and processors about what
they're doing, some of their means and methods. Get to

(40:39):
know your grower, which is super important now that we
have pre pack which means all the cannabis is in packaging.
Now they're not just pulling it out of jars where
you can smell it and see it. And so it
makes it even more important to come out here and
talk to these guys and find out how they're growing
and the medicine you're using.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
So is this for people that are deep into this
industry or is this for people that are just curious?

Speaker 6 (40:59):
I think it's it's for everybody, you know, obviously, you know,
it's most people are there or into cana culture and
you know, and kind of into that stuff. But again,
we say it every every year when we're on here.
You know, we've got classes and stuff, and if you
want to get educated, it's a great place to come
out and get educated. If you're just can of curious
is what we call.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
And I think the thing that people overlooked them. Obviously,
it's fun and if you you know, you're into this
type of thing, it's a really cool experience. A lot
of work goes in it behind the scenes. But this
actually helps local businesses, doesn't it. Why don't you go
into that. I think people don't see that part that
this isn't actually helps the local uh in a cannabis industry.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
Yeah, And that's really guys, that's the whole reason I
started doing this, I wanted to put a competition on
that wasn't rigged, it wasn't bought. It was something that
that companies could be proud of. And we've seen over
the years the guys that have won are sticking around
because it's that notoriety. It's really hard in the advertising
space for cannabis people. You guys know that what you
can and can't say on the air, and the FCC

(41:56):
regulations that hold them back. So you know, historically these events,
these expos and things are where the cannabis injury industry
gets to go out and advertise. And so they'll bring
the whole crew and they'll have everybody out and uh,
it's it's it's a really good time.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, I know, I didn't want it to stop on you.
And how big I mean seven years, it's it's evolved
every year. It seems to be getting bigger. How many vendors,
How many attendees should people expect to encounter when they're there?

Speaker 6 (42:24):
Yeah, you know, it's a two day event and kind
of people can come and go. You you re entry
is allowed. I'm expecting somewhere around five or six thousand
people this weekend we put up We've got I think
sixty vendors, fifty or sixty vendors out there, and uh
I I this is the first year we've put up
one single tint and put it put the festival and

(42:44):
the main stage and everything in one big tent. And
so it's it's getting bigger. It's getting bigger.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, and these people that it's not just Tulson's the
whole state and even some out of state people come.
So it isn't just the cannabis industry that benefits, it's
the whole community sure has benefit.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
And all the ancillary businesses, the lighting companies, the grow companies,
the banks, First Enterprise Bank will be out there. They
gave one thousand dollars away each day in a raffle cash,
so they're doing it again. I think it's five hundred
dollars a day this weekend. There's a lot of stuff
to be here. It really is a cool event. And
the evolution as went from doing it in still Water
to doing it. What's some of the headaches that come
along or what's some of the challenges putting on a

(43:21):
cannabis event like this, Because I think people would believe
there's a ton of roadblocks that you've had to encounter.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
But you've been at it for seven years. You know
how to make this happen and the right people to
talk to. And it seems like everybody's on board.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Yeah, and I think everybody's found it, even Tulsa. The
Tulsa police are out there. They have more fun than anybody,
you know. It's really the challenges is the competition and
making getting all that ready, getting it all out to
the judges, staying on the judges the event. It's got
easier and easier, Like you said, the more people, you know,
if I run into a problem, I've got somebody on standby.
But yeah, I mean, it's so much fun to me,

(43:56):
and it's really the only thing I do all year,
so I get to spend a lot of time getting
it ready and getting it and so it goes nice
and smooth.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
So for you, which is the relief the day it
starts or the day it's over.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
I cannot wait for Monday. Yeah, I'm ready for it
to be over. I'm ready. I'm ready for the weekend.
It's a bunch of fun. Like I said, We've got
it all set up. I've got plenty of help out there,
and so I really get to sit back and enjoy
it too. So it's it's my favorite weekend to kind
of fellowship with the cannabis community out here. But I
definitely look forward to.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
This week, and I think we need to point out
too Tickets will be available at the door if you
don't want to go online yet, but you say yeah,
And but I think it's important to say whether this
is a family event or not, because sometimes people have
they think it isn't or they think it is, and
I think it's important to clear that up.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
We are eighteen and over, so you have to you
do have to be eighteen and over to attend. We
do allow service animals, but please leave your dog at
home because that happens a lot too.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
People just want to bring your dog on with dog
everywhere and.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
They we'll put a service bracelet on the dog and
all of a sudden, you know it's a service dog.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Right, You really should just get your license to deal
with that anxiety or what's right.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
My wife's in a wheelchair, quadriplegic and doesn't run around
with our dogs.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
So there you go. There's an after party, right.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
There's an after party. Dimes throwing an after party at
Sidecar down on Fifteenth Street tomorrow night. Everybody's invited. If
you're in the industry, it'll be a really nice industry mixer.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Okay, So if I don't go to the Cowboy Cup
this week, and can I still join the after party?

Speaker 6 (45:23):
I believe? So yeah, awesome.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I think one last thing I want to hit too
is if I'm just now hearing about this and I'm
on a dispensary or I grow or whatever, how can
I get involved next year? And do you need volunteers?

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Yeah? Absolutely, every year we need volunteers. Of course, this
year I've got them all lined out. All you gotta
do is go to my website. We've got plenty of
places to sign up, my phone numbers on there, my
email address, get a hold of me. The earlier the better.
You know, we really want to make this vision or
your vision ours, and so the earlier you can get
a hold of me, man, we can really do something fun.
Bodega Boys is putting in a thirty by thirty basketball court,

(45:56):
New York City style basketball court this year, so there,
you know, there's a lot of fun stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
That we do with it. There's a lot of people
that ask me how do I get into being a
judge camp and I'm like, I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
You can answer that, Yeah, you got in by proxy.
Same thing cowboy cup dot com. It's free to sign
up to judge. We had about five hundred applicants last year.
We ended up picking about one hundred and ten. So
there's a pretty good shot really, you know, if it's
one in five to get picked again, it's just cowboy
Cup dot com. We'll turn that on in probably April
or May, and you just click on judging and apply

(46:26):
to judge.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
There you go. Awesome, Well, Daniel, thank you for taking
time to talk with us, and I will thank you
guys this weekend again cowboy cup dot com to get
your tickets for the Cowboy Cup this weekend, guys come
asking me.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Be good now, no world, take my strong hand, get
on the give train, Alma, give train around the world.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Take my my shrum, hen get on the I'm a woman.
Daniel for coming by for the Cowboy cump that's this
weekend over an ex boot. You know what, Let's play
a game and give away some tickets. Great idea just
came to me off the top of my head. Amazing,
how though it wasn't written on a piece of paper
and we haven't done it all week parent Tickets to

(47:05):
Seventhdaniel Cowboy Cup, Oklahoma's premier cannabis championship is Friday and
Saturday at the Exchange Center. It's for all as long
as you're over eighteen. Tickets available Cowboy Cup dot com
and we are going to play Schnip Schnaptioner. Current record
is well, I am leading with sixteen. Corbyn, you were
right behind me with fourteen, and Lindsay's gone damn last
week's winter. That would be you, so Gimpy and Lindsay

(47:29):
eight three three four six Oh K m o D
call up to decide who's going to be your clue giver.
Whichever team gets the most right is winning those tickets
to the Cowboy Cup this weekend Friday and Saturday at
the Exchange Center, un Tulsa Expo Square eight three three
four six oh kmo D. Good morning. You're on the air.
What is your name, John, John? How are you today?

(47:51):
Pretty good? Good John? Who do you want to give clues?
Lindsay or Gimpy? Look Lucy John? Sixty seconds are on
the clock. The timer starts after the first clue, Are
you ready get there?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Here we go, all right, John, I accept this blank,
I blank you to adore. No, I blank you to
a doing.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yes, this lives under the sea and has eight tentacles. Yeah,
this is a giant snake. Also the name of a movie. Yeah,
inexpensive another word for inexpensive. Do you want it at
a low price? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
This is a brand of bicycle and huh no another
one start naming the also uh the uh kind of
like the ice cream truck or food truck, but bicycle.
Keep going with bicycle brands. If you're not, if you're not,

(49:05):
if you're if you are the opposite of loser ward
Uh huh, I think bicycle brand.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
No time, time time. It looks like four is what
you got, John, hang on the line. That might be enough,
All right, buddy, let's hope. So indeed, good morning, you're
on the air. What is your name? Yack?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Jack?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
You have to beat John Jack and June. You got
sixty seconds to beat four? Are you ready? You and GIMPI? Yes,
here we go, all right, Jack? Uh, this is on
your Facebook. This is your blank picture? Uh profile? Yes? Uh?
This is a small little device that kids put their

(49:55):
money in named after an animal. H it goes no,
no swine. There you go. This is a card game
you play at the casino where you have to add
twenty one right yet, Yes, I have total blank over

(50:15):
you if you want to reset your computer. Yes. Uh.
This is a pattern on like a and it'sy bitsy
teeny weeny yellow blank bikinika yep. Uh. This is what
flies in the air and carries people from one okay whatever. Anyway,
this is somebody who looks exactly like you, but isn't

(50:37):
your twin. Uh oh, there you go. Uh. This is
when you put ink on skin. I am that's d
congratulations you mean John my man, you're gonna be out

(51:00):
at Oklahoma's Premier Cannabis Championship for this weekend. Hang on
the line, so get your info, all right, Jack, John?
I'm sorry, Jack, beat you. This is the one Lindsay

(51:22):
ended on. Gimpy. Yeah. Yeah. This is the type of
bicycle that Pee wee Herman rode I think is the
best one. Also, when when uh Wayne's World, Wayne and
Garth got excited over a woman, they would do what
with and they thrust their hips in the air and
they would say this swing exactly. But that's what I

(51:45):
was saying. To take the g off of it. You
got Swinn. I think you can get sween gets someone
to go, oh, Shwin, that's right.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yeah, so shwin is what's on the car? What about
what he passed on Lindy last one? This was he
had said word air right, so clues. Yeah, it's up
in the sky and it's a form of transportation.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
The Right brothers were the first ones to make one
of these. Go up there, yeah, yeah, a great movie
with Leslie Nielsen. Yes, seven thirty seven is what type
of vessel? Yes, the airplane? And then the one that
he ended on.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
And I'm the end here was the ink on the arm.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Yeah, he got it right right for the buzzy. I
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Good morning can Pee, Well, Good morning Corbin. So I'm
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get you signed up conspiracy theory Thursday, as someone came
across online that was fascinating and it was from somebody
who apparently works for the CIA or is a CIA spy,
and it says that the first thing, what do you
think the first thing they teach you when you become
a spy for the CIA is what's the first thing

(58:18):
they program your brain.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
For to keep quiet?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
No telling secrets, no gimpy disguises. No, I would say
they they teach you which secrets to tell to get
what you want? Okay, and disguises, I think is not
really a thing anymore. I don't know no men in
fake mustache trench coats. No. I think the ones that

(58:44):
do it are very few. Okay, I don't think that's
a common thing. I get be wrong, never been a spy.
Just from what I've read about spies. What else do
you think is the first thing they teach you when
you become a spy for the CIA? Hiding your true
identity close, gimpy? Uh? Oh? Okay? I was going to
say communication like how to talk or you know, to

(59:07):
to smiling, Yeah, smiling. The first thing they teach you
when you become a spy is to stop doing the
American lean. American lean. I this is what I'm shocked
by that. Apparently Americans lean on things, or lean more
on one side than the other than any other culture.

(59:30):
And it's an easy way to spot an American in
another country. And so they spend resources in time teaching
you how to stop leaning, anything from just awareness, just practicing,
sometimes even giving you like a prosthetic to help you.
I'm not sure how that works, but they teach you

(59:51):
to not do it. What will they mean by just
like leaning up against the wall lean? Yes, yes, there's
a a picture of James Dean leaning. I mean, there's
plenty of photos where people are leaning. So why do
people lean? Why do Americans specifically lean? And there's some

(01:00:13):
fascinating reasons why people think Americans lean more than any
other culture. A couple of them are like, yeah, America,
and some of them are like, eh, that's sad.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
I mean I feel like in photographs some lean to
show their good side.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Yeah, that's not it's not a photograph it's just standing there,
just standing there. I want to say, Uh, the first
thing that came to my mind was laziness. But the
second thing, which kind of also coincides with it, comfort.
We're just comfortable like that. So we're so comfortable with
who we are whatever, with our surroundings that we just

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we can lean back. We're not always on guard, on
attention all the time, entitlement. So the interesting thing that
and I think Gimpi's probably the closest, is that Americans
work so hard. They don't sit down. They rarely sit down,
and so they stand and so to rest they just
lean on things. Okay, okay, okay, think about cashiers and

(01:01:13):
then that is a standing job that probably could be sitting.
Unless you go to aldi, they're always sitting. Yeah yeah, yeah,
But as the boss says, you got time to lean,
you got time to clean. There's the point, right And
and to me, I don't know, like do you stand
at attention every time? What does it mean? Like is

(01:01:36):
a lean like when you just kind of lean to
one side on one foot. According to this story, yes,
well let's just take it. You got your dogs are barking, man,
so you take a pressure off of one foot to
kind of rest a little bit. Listen, you don't have
to sell me. I'm just telling you. This is what
they teach, apparently spies in the CIA, to stop doing
the American lean. And I don't. I don't like. I don't.

(01:01:58):
I feel like you might look like a dork. Added
both feet planted firmly standing exactly. I could be wrong
as we talk, like you think you look cool leaning
James Dean, Like I said, James Dean did it that.
James Dean is one of the effigies of cool, if
you will, right right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
They wrote a song about it, lean with it, with it,
clean with it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
I don't think that's what they meant, but yeah, but
as we're sitting here talking about it, I'm doing it
right now, sitting in this chair, lean to the left,
just as just slightly to the left. Yeah, you know,
and I don't even think about it. I just do it.
And then, of course, when when you started this conversation,
I am. I am a grocery cart leaner.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
Like on it on it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Yeah, I'm not one of those ones that just kind
of hold on to it and do my shopping in
the car. I lean on the farm rist Yeah, yeah,
but I'm never nobody's ever taught me that. Nobody's ever said, hey,
you need to lean a little bit. It's just inherent
from the culture.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Yeah, yeah, huh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
It's fat when you think, like, we've got an event together,
the three of us, we have an event, togain, I'm
gonna look around and see who's leaning. I like it. Now.
There is a thing in photographs with leaning. I don't
know if you know this, and that is whoever leans
into the other person the most in photographs is the
one who's more uh, in love, dependent, in fear of

(01:03:23):
losing them. Okay, I could see that, because you're leaning
into them and they're therefore I mean, you do that
with your spouse one of you. Sometimes one of you does.
But if you look in all your photos, who does
it the most or the like? You might be surprised
if one of you does it all the time. You,
my friend, you do it all the time. For sure.

(01:03:45):
You lean forward in every picture that we take. Yeah,
I gotta have that gut. Is that what it is? Well,
I mean you point, you point for a specific reason.
Whatever that is. Everybody's got your thing. Yeah, so it
is when you look at photos you'll see that in
a couple of situations. Who leans more? Well, I started
digging through Facebook, or at least you know when I

(01:04:05):
started looking at pictures. Pay attention to that. Yeah, that's interesting.
Somebody said, when you're in another country like South Korea,
you see folks squatting instead of leaning, like gangster poses
or just like if we're just squating because I use
the bathroom like all the way down, like a squat
like all the way down. Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Right, Okay, I've seen a lot of jail post pictures
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Right exactly. Yeah, I don't look at a lot of
prison photos, do you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
I mean, I watch it a lot of locked up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Well you didn't say watch. You said photos love.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
After lock up, and they'll show those pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
It also is like a body language thing too. I
think leaning is you're sending a message. If I sit
straight up in my chair, you think I'm a tentative.
But if I lean back, you're like, hey man, why
aren't you taking this seriously? But to teach someone to
not do it, I can't imagine you Just when you think, oh,
there're gonna be a spy, you're like disguises, Yeah, secrets

(01:05:10):
when to tell them, yeah right, how to manipulate people, Yeah,
no posture. How to cook a good chicken? You're right,
Julie child spot looking up leaning and leaning in during
a conversation. I was just google what does leaning mean
in body language? When you lean in a conversation, it's interest, engagement,
and attentiveness. It says. The nonverbal queue indicates that a

(01:05:31):
person is genuinely invested. I get that when you're when
you're talking to somebody, but I'm just looking for like
in general, and it's not it's not like, yeah, some
texts that are coming in. Somebody says it's because we're overworked. Yeah, again,
I believe that. Or you you think you need to
work that hard? Uh. It said that men lean slightly
left when sitting because sitting on a wallet misaligns them,

(01:05:54):
so naturally, it gets more comfortable to lean left while sitting,
even without a wallet. If you put your wallet in,
that's the other side right right, And that's that's a
lot of reason why my wallet I got stands. A
wallet man hurts my anss, so so of course leaning
a little bit to take that pressure off. Well, it's
a whole other thing you could go into that we have,
but we're not going to I'm not taking the bait

(01:06:15):
on that side. Quest But I don't know if it's
automatically left. It's whatever side you put whatever you Yeah.
For me, it's a left because I'm a right hander,
I'll do. I put my wallet in my left pocket
because my hand's too short. I'll do all I can
to not carry my wallet. Really, I just don't need it.
I don't know what I need it for.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Yeah, you have a wallet on your phone nowadays pretty much?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Yeah, I guess if that's all you're carrying is just
your card and your driver's license. You know that makes
sense if I pay for things nine times out of ten,
I'm using my phone to pay, and I'm only showing
my ID if I get pulled over, right, low deputy, Yeah,
you know what I mean. So, like, what do I
need my wallet for? I have it with me near

(01:06:59):
my proximity, so if I would go to the doctor,
I can show the medical card. But even then, right, Hell,
when I got pulled over, guess what I didn't have
to show him an insurance card. I pulled it up
on my phone, right, So I just I do all
I can. It's so annoying. That makes sense, Well, it's annoying.
List thing you gotta keep track of. Now they have
that wallet I keep seeing on social media with the

(01:07:20):
uh it's got a thing in it so you can
track like it has a it'll beat for you, like
if you lose your wallet, Yeah, a whole Like back
in the day, they had those key chains where you,
like you lost your keys, you clap and then it
would beep. I don't remember those by walking all over
the house clapping meat. Listen, Losing wallets is a time
honored male tradition. Yes, probably one of the most stressful things,

(01:07:44):
next to losing your phone. Yeah, I think so if
you lose your wallet, at least you're misplaced or whatever.
You start freaking out, man, because for a lot of people,
their life is in there same way with their phone.
You misplace your phone, you're like, you're paralyzed. You're like, yeah,
I don't know what. Yeah, when you start freaking out.
But don't you think that's kind of an old timey
thought because you can cancel your cards pretty fast. Oh yeah,

(01:08:07):
for sure, you can. You can get a new driver's
license pretty fast.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
But it's a headache.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Listen, I'm not saying it's not more work, but it's
not like my whole life is easily replaceable in regards
to my wallet.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Yeah, more work and more reason to lean.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
First time I met Gimpe was at a patio party
over at Hooters. And where did I find him? Leaning
against the bar? He's right, I don't know about that situation,
but a lot of us men I lean against a bar.
Absolutely absolutely. It's that comfort, I think is what comes
with it. You're comfortable there, or you're trying to get comfortable,
maybe trying to take some weight off. I'm gonna I'm

(01:08:42):
going to consciously try to pay attention when I'm when
I'm out at the grocery store or even when I'm
in the pickup line looking at people in the cars,
like how many people are leaning? It's I bet it's
going to be a lot. Yeah, I would venture to say,
what nine out of ten?

Speaker 6 (01:08:59):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Oh, I think you might be right. Yeah, you might
get that one person, and maybe maybe that one person
wasn't leaning because you didn't see him leaning at that
point in time. Yeah, you know what I mean. You'll
catch them leaning again someday, and you just do things naturally.
You don't even know you're doing that. I had shoulder
surgery and during rehabilitation, they told me, as you get older,
you roll your shoulders forward, and so I've been like

(01:09:20):
trying to consciously roll my shoulders back, and I feel
like an idiot doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Yeah, because it's it's it doesn't feel natural.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
No, but it's more of the atropy of the muscles,
and you just kind of you get old and you
just start rolling forward. Yeah, I don't know. I'm right,
you get all hunched back, right, yes, right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
They say people shrink as they get older.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
No, it's because no, you absolutely shrink. You absolutely shrink.
The soft tissues disintegrate, you become shorter. You're definitely not
getting taller. You definitely will depends on you know how
excited you are. Right, all right, we're gonna take a break.
We'll be back Conspiracy Theory Thursday. This has to do

(01:10:05):
with aliens. Two things. One is a brief thing I'll
bring up. I've got some audio, but I'm I'm just
not one hundred percent sure it's real and that this
isn't AI. But you know, we've talked before about the
interstellar object three I Atlas and it's hurling at a
speed faster than any other one we've ever had. And

(01:10:27):
it's pretty big, and they say, we're fine, but it's
gonna come the closest anyone has ever come.

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Fear fear, fear fear. But they did a X ray
of it. They have a special telescope that does that,
and they found it to have X ray properties. But
they also say they found a heartbeat. Doesn't necessarily mean
it's a heartbeat. Beat. It's a sound that is similar
to a heartbeat. If this is it, which I don't,

(01:10:53):
I'm not convinced it is. You can decide for yourself.
Some animation in it. I don't think it feels created generated.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Especially if there's animation in it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Well in the video there's animation. Yeah, that's how they
make it more interesting to watch. Well, it's the algorithm.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Right, Definitely sounds like a heartbeat, I.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Mean it does. It sounds like a pulse of sorts.
So people are trying to emulate like maybe there's I
don't know, like something with a heartbeat on the Maybe
it's just one giant alien. It's not a rock, right,
and it's not a bunch of aliens. It's just one
giant alien. And and it it's shape shifts, right, and

(01:11:43):
it's shifting into this it's shifted into this rock, this
asteroid that's hurling through space. Yeah, or maybe the intern
is touching the button. I don't know. So that's that's
one thing I have. But I don't have a lot
of com confidence in that. But something I do have
confidence in is a currently there was a fire at

(01:12:03):
Roswell Hangar eighty four. H Oh, Now you're going, why
is this a big deal? Corbyn? It is a big
deal because Hangar eighty four is the spot UFO conspiracists
believe is where the bodies and debris from the nineteen
forty seven crash were held. Fire Crews say they saw

(01:12:26):
heavy smoke and flames, even what looked like a small explosion.
They even pulled back for safety. They haven't said what
started it or whether anything historical was inside near the
area that burned. There are obviously people are immediately going
to their hiding it or quote, oh, perfect timing because
of all the UFO attention Congress has been shedding on

(01:12:52):
UFOs and releasing information. There is no evidence of a
cover up. People just are trying to say that, right,
and in nineteen forty seven. The military first called the
crash debris a flying disc right, then they reversed course
and said it was a weather balloon, which is what

(01:13:12):
the entire UFO legend has been held to for decades.
Every official investigation since then has found no proof of
alien craft or bodies. Of course, they're not going to
share it with you, especially if they're trying to you know,
reverse engineer all the technology. Yeah, you know, and maybe

(01:13:33):
poking prod an alien brain, trying to get all the
information out of them. They're not going to tell you that.
I don't know which propagates the conspiracies more, the secrecy
or the media, movies, TVs, things like that, combination of
the two, probably, and that it just keeps the idea
of going and never makes roswell go away at all. Well, see,

(01:13:56):
here's the thing, man, We say it all the time.
Your mind fills in the blank spot. It's no matter
what it is. Right. So, with the government keeping this
a secret, us as the society have no choice but
to fill in the blank spots. Yeah, and that's might've
come up with aliens. We've never done this, but unscientific
poll do you think the roswell crash was a weather balloon, extraterrestrial,

(01:14:19):
some secret military thing I want to know bmmss in
whatever space and then whatever you think it is a
two nine four five because we've never done that full
question like that. What do you think it was? Uh?
It was at a time when we were working hard
to try to get to you know, spacecraft to the Moon.
It was a race with Russia, and I think it

(01:14:40):
was some sort of device to try and spy on
what we were doing to create from Russia. Okay, so
like weather balloon type Again, some sort of divide whether
it was a weather balloon or some sort of technology
to try and spy on us too, or maybe it
was some equipment we were using to test right right right.

(01:15:01):
I'm not buying the weather balloon theory. I mean weather
balloon in regards to what was some sort of air
filled vessel, not something that was taking weather data right
right right. But I mean just from the pictures that
they show us, they don't show us any pictures. The
pictures that I see when I google it, Okay, don't

(01:15:24):
look like no balloon. Yeah, But I mean I could
totally see the military trying to put together something. As
you said, it was it's a race to space, the
space race, and in this case the space race, they're
trying to put together something so we can get to
space faster, you know, And that's probably it was just

(01:15:45):
a project that failed. Yeah, it's just there are plenty
of times the military has items that they are trying
to test to see if they're relevant. And it wouldn't
surprise me if this is one they testing and it crashed, right,
you think about that, because they're putting together They do

(01:16:05):
test flights for like new jets and stuff like that
all the time, right, And if they had this one built,
they're like, all right, well we got to see if
it can fly. You got to see if it could
do what we wanted to do. And then it goes
up and then it comes back down. But then you
got some some hipperson over here, you know, that saw
it go up and go down, but doesn't know that
that is the military over there. Of course they're gonna

(01:16:27):
think that's strange, it looks weird, that looks funny. I
bet you it came from outer space aliens. The only
thing that that if you try to connect these dots,
that that theory doesn't explain being maybe a test craft
or a Russian spy thing or whatever. Is the people
who say they're abducted, right, So either you know there's

(01:16:48):
some sort of group mentality that happens and you want
to be a part of that group, so you just
make it up or something you were too. There's got
to be an explanation of why these people think they
were abducted. I've had some pretty crazy dreams. I was
telling Lindsay one the other day where I was trying
to get into a gated area at the at the
office and they gave me these coins that had words

(01:17:09):
on them, and I had to pull up to the
to the gate and a word was on there. I
had to find it on this disc and then blow
into it to make the specials. Huh, you have weird dreams,
is my point. That's true. That is true, and an
you got to think of a time of like you know,
hallucinogenic drugs. You know people out it's in the desert.

(01:17:31):
You know, peyote growing wild, right, So I could see
people out there tripping on some peyote and thinking that
they see the aliens, thinking that they saw spaceship. The
only correlation I think all those people who were adducted
have is they were alone? Right, Yeah, so you don't
they were drunk there, There's just no way to validate.

(01:17:56):
There's never been like I watched him get levitated into
the air and I saw the light and then he
was gone right right, And it's always some kind of
you know, farmer or hillbilly or something. It's never you know,
Albert Einstein or science you know, somebody of smartness. Yeah,
it's always some slight job person. It's like, eh, I'll
just probe. So I'm trying to ignore my committee in

(01:18:19):
my head about a side quest. Just being honest. Yeah,
there's not enough for me to go. It was Aliens
and it was nineteen forty seven. And again I think
somebody would talk, well car crash. Yeah, No, I get it.
There's plenty of people that work there. There are some

(01:18:40):
debrief photos. They say that's a national geographic. There's tons
of people in the video. All those people. One had
to have fallen on hard times and was willing to
sell their story, right at the least. Yeah, So I
just can't get my my bring to it. Now. It

(01:19:02):
is possible, it could be possible that's these people that
were abducted were maybe inebriated. They were abducted military personnel,
scientific experiments performed on because that's no secret. The government
scientists have been doing, you know, experiments on the population

(01:19:25):
since the beginning of time. Yeah. So you get somebody
who's in a funny looking suit, right, not like a
three piece, not like men in black, but like hasmat right, right,
And then you know they're not thinking clearly. Da da
da da. They get taken by these folks, the government
for scientific experiments, but they look funny because they got

(01:19:46):
all covered up and they're in a weird hazmat suit.
Of course they're going to think it's aliens. That's possibility.
I was woking last night. There was a something fell,
and I easily could have concluded it was a glost,
But that to me, my brain doesn't work that way.
My brain is no something I went and found and
something fell, but what caused it to fall? Hey, life's

(01:20:08):
of funny world. Man, screws are falling out all over
the place. I ain't that the truth. So there's the
other part too. I think people forget when it comes
to Area forty seven or Roswell or aliens is there.
It is a business specifically tourism in that area. There
is towns Roswell completely dedicated to that. They're just not
going to let that go away. No, that's their identity.

(01:20:32):
And anybody who's always been out there as like a believer,
and if they have something to sell, I'm automatically discounting them.
They're just selling it. I feel that way on a
lot of topics. If somebody is writing a book about
a topic that is red hot, I automatically discount their
motive or their authenticity just because they're doing it for

(01:20:54):
the money. You want to sell as many books as possible.
That makes sense. So you're not gonna put the truth
in there. Right, That doesn't sell books. Nobody wants to
buy a book that. Uh, here's the reason why Bigfoot
doesn't exist. Right, Ain't nobody buying that? You say it
all the time. The truth is far sexy. You're not

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as sexy as you want it to be. One hundred percent.
All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back
a good morning, Corbyn.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Porn star Nicole Love is celebrating her twenty eighth birthday today.
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Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Good Morning Gimpie, she should have gotten, you know, nominated
for Loose Meat Sandwiches. Good Morning Corbin. Okay, so hey,
Cowboy Cup going on this weekend. You you got to
get to cowboycup dot com. But like Daniel said this morning,
if you don't want to go to the website, you
can simply just show up tomorrow Exchange Center at the
fair Grounds there and you can buy your tickets on site.
Come on out, hang out, check it out, and while

(01:22:06):
you're there, sign up to win some tickets to go
see Goose at the Buok Center. Let's go into our
top list. It's typerbec Man Morning Show's top list random topics,
randomly drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn Camp being
Lindsay with this week's top list. This week's top list
is Christmas families. We wouldn't want to spend Christmas with

(01:22:28):
Christmas families. We wouldn't want to spend Christmas with? Who
do you have? For Number five?

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Lindsay the mcallisters from home alone because they'd forget I
was even there. So then I'd have to sit through
that entire loud ass families open their gifts and not
even get anything to open for myself.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
So yeah, but what if you were one of the
people that went along, like the kid who wets his bed?

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
You no.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Bass? Number four the Kelvins from the Santa Claus because
I have a fear of abandonment. And if you're hosting
Christmas Scot Kelvin tim Allan and you leave, you're not there,
that's rude. Number three the Parkers from A Christmas Story

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because I prefer my bacon without a side of the
neighborhood dogs. Plus I've spent Christmas in South Bend, Indiana
and it's too damn cold for me now. And number
two on the list is the Angle family from the
movie Crampis. I know I'm not the nicest, but if

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I'm on the naughty list, I don't want to spend
my Christmas fighting for my life.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
True. Yeah, it's that, Yeah, you don't want to be Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
I don't want to be killed. Numbered and number one
is the Griswolds because I for not needing a hazmat
suit on Christmas and I feel like the most edible
thing at their Christmas meal was the squirrel in the tree,
and I've had it and I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Doing our top list Christmas families, we wouldn't want to
spend Christmas with Christmas families. We wouldn't want to spend
Christmas with what do you got, gimpie? Well? Number five here,
there's a two part family in this one, all right.
Comes from the movie Elf. All right. So you have
the Hobbs family, which is Buddy ELF's original family. Right.

(01:24:34):
James conn plays the dad, right, and that guy's a dick,
you know, always working, too busy for the kid, and
when he finds out that he's got a kid, it's
a mess, right And granted, in the end, you know,
he accepts it and it is what it is. And
then you also got the Santa Claus side of the family,
right because Santa Claus is the one that raised Buddy Elf. Right. Yeah,

(01:24:58):
that's a lot going on there, man, That's a lot
going on there with with all the elves running around
and constantly working and all that sugar that they feed
you and spaghetti with syrup on it. Come on, gross,
co'm all now, that's not a very healthy meal for

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any child to be eating. I don't think it's a
good sent a Christmas dinner anyway. So that's number five.
Number four. You may disagree with me on this one,
but I googled it and it's considered a Christmas movie.
And that is the Dursley family from Harry Potter. That

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right there. The Dursley family was Harry Potter's aunt and uncle,
right and Harry Potter's aunt and uncle kept him in
a small little room underneath the stairs. That's not very nice, now,
is it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:56):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
I don't want to live under the stairs. And they
treated Harry like crap man, they really did, so I'm
thinking those people, those people just need to go now
get okay. It's number four. Number three for me was
the Griswolds. There's a lot going on in that family too,
from your your hillbilly cousin Eddie. Yeah, and then the

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senile grandma who sings the national anthem or whatever. It's funny, hilarious, right,
the cat that guy Frizzle fried underneath the recliner. That
house is a mess, dude. There's nothing positive going on
in that house at all. Whatsoever. Clark wants to build

(01:26:41):
a pool, He's open to get that bonus, but he
gets a Jelly of the Month club and then it
goes off on a tyrant about how much of an
asshole of his boss is. Uh. I can't remember the
entire quote. I can't say it on the radio anyway,
but nonetheless I think that is there is just way
too much going on chaos. There is a such thing

(01:27:02):
as too much family at one time. And I think
I think them and my next my number two family
says it all. Number two is also the mccallisters. There's
just too many people, man, so many they forgot about
Kevin up in the end. Let's just stop right there.
Why are you making your kids and the young'uns in

(01:27:25):
your family sleeping this hot ass attic. There ain't not
a single attic in the world where it's not hot
as balls. I mean, in the winter, they're cold in
the right, in the mid upper Midwest and stuff in
the are in the winter they're super cold. Maybe so,
maybe so? And then I got to sleep here with
the next to a kid that pisses the bed all
the time I'm out, And again, just too much too

(01:27:49):
much family going on there? Right, So last number three
and number two and number one for me would be
the soak or soap okay family from Bad Santa two.
Billy Bob Thornton's plays the Bad Santa. He hooks up
with his mom, you know, in that little midget, not

(01:28:11):
like hook up like we have sex, but they get
together because they're gonna they're gonna rob this charity or whatever,
and the moms rise to kill them, shoots them right
there on the ice rink. That's not very nice shot.
She shot the midget first and then she shot him
on the ice rink. Is all in during the whole
Santa Claus Parade, the Santa party. You know, I don't

(01:28:35):
want to have to worry about is my mom gonna
shoot me during the holidays. Some I think near death
definitely takes number one and you end up going to
jail two. I'm good. We're doing top list. These are
Christmas families we wouldn't want to spend Christmas with Number five.

(01:28:57):
For me, I have the Griswolds. We've pretty much hammered
this home. They are a mess. The family's a mess,
every sibling's a mess. The dad's the only same person's
mom true and even then, and not only that, your
dad is reckless constantly he is not fun to be
He's it's kind of quirky to visit, right, but it's

(01:29:19):
not fun to be around all the time. And you're
constantly being replaced as a child in that family.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Yeah, that's so true.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Never the same, rusty and not very many people know
and not very many people know this, but there's a
national Lampoon's Christmas Vacation too, Oh god. That is basically
starring Randy Quaid and one of the kids from one
of the previous ones, not the Christmas one. And the
British guy that got hit by that was on his
bike that got hit in European vacation. Everybody else is

(01:29:49):
like hard pass. So that's Griswold's number four. Number three.
The Wet Bandit family mccowisters are a good one, but
I don't want to be in a fan that's forced
to commit crimes and is getting hit with things and
guns pointing face. That doesn't sound fun. Plus I don't
want to transl on my face. So that's number four.

(01:30:14):
Number three. The Cameron family from the movie Saving Christmas,
as in Kirk Cameron and Kirk Cameron plays himself in
a movie where it's his brother or his friend or
somebody stuff starts thinking Christmas is materialistic, and Kirk Cameron
saves the day about what Christmas is really about. That's

(01:30:39):
number three. Number two the Peltzer family, who I don't
need my dad being gone to China or Japan and
come back with some weird little animal that I have
all these rules and if I break the rules, these
crazy mean animals and crazy large sticky snotty eggs are

(01:31:06):
all over the place, and I treat it like it's
not a big deal. Yeah, he's trying, man. He wanted
to get you a special gift. Grimlins is of course
the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Don't feed it after midnight, you'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
Yeah, by which clock? As we found out in the movie,
by which clock? Yeah? Then number one for me of
the Christmas families I wouldn't want to spend Christmas with
they were divorced or separated, and who wants to be
a part of a family where a dad's like, I'll
be home for Christmas but doesn't because he decides he's

(01:31:41):
going to try and save a building from terrorists and
once again just starts the cliche of letting me down
as a kid, as the divorced dad. And that's the
McLain family. That's the family I don't want to be
a part of ultimately for Christmas. Any worried he's dad?

Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Yeah, that doesn't sound awesome. Christmas is ruined forever because
he just couldn't help himself. Somebody texted then I thought
they were the Sticky Bandits. I don't know which version
of Home Alone you're watching, but it's not the Sticky Bandits. Lindy. Yeah,
Lindsay's already done the movies at nine Christmas we don't

(01:32:30):
want to be a part of. Number one is the
Mason family from Santa Sleigh. I don't know that one.
They're people who get murdered by Santa played by Bill Goldberg.
Oh god, The gut dog gets punted into a ceiling
fan and the dad played by James Cohn, gets killed
by jamming a turkey leg through his face. WHOA what? Yeah? Yeah,
I want to have to watch this one. It's on too.

Speaker 6 (01:32:52):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
Why they aren't paying you? I do not understand, right,
I need to get ourselves people on that get in contact. Yeah,
I okay. Saul Rubinick is in this movie, and you're going,
who's Saul Rubinick? Saul Rubinick is the movie from the
Nicholas Cage movie where he goes back in time of

(01:33:15):
the family Man Family Man and the guy who takes
over the role he would have been. Oh, and he's
got the glasses and kind of beady eyes and he's
like not going out. He's like, you're acting to be
working with the old man, but as soon as he's gone,
you're out of here because you're just a tire salesman. Yeah.
He's also in that movie that you were just talking about.

(01:33:37):
Rebecca Gayheart's in it though as well. So that's actually
a reason. Oh there you go. I got the deal.
I got two to seal it while you're gonna watch it.
Fran Dresser and Chris Catan. All right, that's why you're
gonna see the movie Santa's Sleigh by the way, Ay,
all right, all right, we got to take a break.

(01:33:59):
We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
If you're listening to The Big Man Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
As we get to the end of the year, those
year end things show up and Google has put out
their year in search and the things, and you can
narrow it down. So I narrowed it down to Tulsa
and these are the number one jerseys. I'm sorry. The
top five jerseys in Oklahoma according to Google search, number

(01:34:25):
five b nix Okay, yeah, okay, don't. I don't have
any insight on that. I guess because they've done well recently, right,
show Yotani. Number four makes sense. Star player Yoshiobo Yamamoto

(01:34:47):
is number three, also a player on the Dodgers. Is
that right? I think so? Number two SGA makes sense.
Can't believe it's not number one, right? Real? And the
number one jersey, by the way, I didn't haven't said
a team yet. Number one is a team, and it's
not the Thunder. You would think the Thunder would be
in the top five, if not number one. The number

(01:35:07):
one jersey search for according to Google this year is
the Pittsburgh Steelers. Really, I figure it'd be somebody closer.
Cowboys Chiefs. Yeah, well, just keep in mind that it's
just a search. It doesn't mean true bought right, right,
it's just searched. Well, like they forgot what this jersey

(01:35:31):
looks like slang look ups. These are slang. Top five
slang searches for Tulsa in twenty twenty five, and I
don't know all these. Number five is forty one, forty one,
forty one Jackie Robinson. I don't I think it's a

(01:35:54):
hip hop group if I'm not mistaken. Also a prime number,
well yeah, it comes from the popularity of sixty seven.
It's essentially a nonsense yad. People's dramatic response to six seven,
Eh is crazy? Okay, it shows that you're in on

(01:36:15):
the joke. Well, when I just googled the number forty one,
because I just typed in the number forty one, it
comes up with slang and other meetings. You ready for this? Okay?
In Mexico words I can't pronounce, but it comes out.
Forty one is slang for a homosexual, stemming from a

(01:36:36):
historical nineteen oh one police raid in Mexico City, the
dance of the forty one. Huh. Maybe that's why they're
googling it or they're searching it whatever, But uh, that
came up under slang and other meetings. So that and
you said this was the top searched slangs, right, yeah,

(01:36:57):
yeah so that. It Also forty one is the international
calling code for Switzerland. Okay, number four DTF not telling me.
I'm not helping you on that. Who what old as
person was? Like? What does dt F for mean? I'm

(01:37:18):
going to get on the Google and I'm going to
find out what DTF means, down to fry, down to fish.
I don't know this one. Chopped chopped, I don't know
it either, but I've heard it a lot. Yeah, especially
on the TikTok so you dink your chopped. When it
comes to chopped, I'm thinking like cars where they chop

(01:37:39):
the roofs and make them like teeny tinny games. It
says unattractive, okay, huz who's h u z z okay?
Never heard of that. It's a slang term refers to
hose oh okay, playing off the word hose okay. And
then number one you should totally believe is six sep songs.

(01:38:02):
We're Gonna go through This Fast Golden by Hunter RX.
That is a demon Hunter song from the movie Demon
Hunter Father Figure, Taylor Swift Your Idol by Sasa Boys
Soda Pop Sasa Boys that is again Demon Hunters. Both
those and number one is would by Taylor Swift, which

(01:38:22):
is about Travis Kelsey's penis number. Then tickets have a
Kelty Tickets. These are the top tickets search for on
Google in Tulsa. This past year. Number five Universal Epic Universe,
which is that new theme park that opened up that
has like Harry Potter, Mario Brothers, and then some other

(01:38:45):
ones in there for you to see. Number four The Thunder,
okay makes sense. Number three Demon Slayer, right, that thing
was huge Netflix. And then there was also a sing
along movie version in the theater, so Guardian make it
a sequel. Number two Minecraft Movie, Okay? Was it Chicken

(01:39:07):
Jack Lava Chicken? Lava Lava Chicken. No, it's not lava Chicken.
I'm pretty sure I want to say robot chicken, but
that's not right either. It's something chicken. I can see
why that would make a big search. And then number
one Steve's Lava Chicken. Okay, make America Slime Again Tour.

(01:39:32):
The NBA Young Boy Ticket is what is one of
the top searched ones of the year for Tulsa. But
to me, I would I'm curious if it's different for
the state. This brought up Oklahoma City and it's all
pretty much the same. Oklahoma's jerseys. Anthony Edwards, cam Skataboo

(01:39:58):
Baker nonumber one, Thunder, number two SGA number three okay.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
Anthony Edwards doesn't he played for the Timberwolves.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
I know he's a basketball player. I'm not sure what
team he plays for. I thought he was the guy
that was on Er back in the day. He also
played Goose, also the nerd from Revenge of the Nerds. Yeah, hi, yeah.
Some other popular searches for the United States for twenty

(01:40:32):
twenty five. Let's see what we have here for movies.
Top movies Number five Thunderbolts Okay, Number two or number four,
Happy Gilmore Too, No. Number three, The Minecraft movie, Number
two Centers and number one k Pop Demon Hunters. The

(01:40:53):
top five search for movies in Google for the end
of the year. TV shows number five surprised me. Squig Game.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Oh why is that?

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Well, it was only a sequel, right, but everybody was
looking so forward to it because the first one was
so awesome, and then the second one fell flat.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
No, it didn't fall flat.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
It hasn't been released the whole the first half fell flat.
Nobody cared. The summer I turned pretty TV show? Oh yeah, No,
I don't know this show.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
I've seen it previewed, but never watched.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Amazon Prime. Oh you know what I have heard about this?
I think it's based off of a book and it's
like a love triangle thing, modern day Dawson's Creek type
of thing. Number three The Pit, Number two, White Lotus,
and number one the very bizarre The Hunting Wives. Some
of the worst acting and writing I've ever seen on

(01:41:48):
a show.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Still I'm here for it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
Well, they went right right to promiscuous, right in a
very uncomfortable, weird way. Reunions searched Reunions, Love is Blind,
Season eight, Baddies Africa, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives,
Batti's Midwest, and Love Island. Okay. Sports top teams searched, Wow, Okay.

(01:42:20):
Number five uh Paris Saint Germain Football Club soccer team right.
Number four Toronto Bluejays. I mean we were surprised they
got as far as it did. Yeah, the Jays have
sucked ass for a long time. Number three Indiana Pacers,

(01:42:41):
Number two the thunder and number one sports team searched
in the United States. The Mariners Athletes searched. Number five
Michael Parsons Sure Trade rumors, all that good stuff. Number
four Camps Kataboo. I mean the guy was didn't know
what the word stop meant. Yeah, right, he's Forrest Gump,

(01:43:04):
but with no Empathy, number three Cooper Flag, great basketball player,
number two Terrence Crawford, and number one athlete searched for
according to Google in twenty twenty five. Shadoor Sanders hum
to search. Okay, So if you don't know this feature

(01:43:24):
on Google, you can hunt, Like if you don't know
the words, you can just hum it and Google will
tell you what the song is. Oh, it's pretty good.
It's pretty it works, it breaks pretty good. H So.
Number five of the most hum to search songs is
Nokia by Drake okay. Number four is Love Me Not
by Raven Liney. Number three Anxiety by Doci. It's Doci, right, yeah.

(01:43:52):
Number two Doci's the rapper, right, it's a she, female rapper.
She used to be a FedEx driver.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
What's she really?

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
I believe? So yeah? Number two Ordinary by Alex Warren
totally famous because of TikTok And then number one a
demon Hunter song the movie Demon Hunter song Golden was
the top Should we do music real quick?

Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
Yeah? I want to try that feature out.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
Top musicians, songs or podcasts? What do you want.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
Musicians?

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Sure? Number five Doci, Number four Somber three Bad Bunny,
Bad Bunny. Probably only got searched because people didn't know who.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
Was exactly it was announced for Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Yeah, Number two Cat's Eye and number one because apparently
he kills people and then leaves him in his car
like a moron. David Yeah. D four D D four
v D four David Yeah. And then podcasts mostly because
I think we should mention it based off the Golden
Globe thing yesterday. Five good hang with Amy Poehler. Okay,

(01:44:57):
number four, this is Gavin Newsom, all right. Number three
in my opinion with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson. Craig
Robinson from the office. Yeah, hot tub time machine. Craig Robinson,
are you are you on that with her? Are you
serious right now? Number two the Charlie Kirk Show. That
makes sense because I don't know if you know this.

(01:45:18):
He died this year. I don't know if you know that.
And number one New Heights for the most searched. Okay,
definitely not from the office. Craig Robinson got it. Okay,
Oh you know what, that's her brother. That's her brother.

(01:45:39):
His name is Craig Robinson. Her brother is if that
matters to you. And then what was the other thing
I was going to look up here that oh Internet
trends in gaming. Top five games mostly forgive me on this.
The Elder Scrolls four, Oblivion remass Yeah, totally. Oblivion was

(01:46:02):
a huge game. Elder Scrolls is huge, so that being remastered.
I can see why Arc Raiders I never heard of it.
Hollow Night, Silk Song, Sounds, can't eat No, Battlefield six Yeah. Yeah.
And number one most searched game in the United States
for twenty twenty five is Claire Obscure Expedition thirty three.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Oh you know you don't play that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
You call yourself a gamer? Yeah, right, because I don't
get down on Claire Obscure. A lot of these yeah,
to my defense, to your defense, I know of them.
So yeah, those are a lot of nerd games minus Battlefield. Right.
I have gotten down on Oblivion. I had the original version.
I haven't gotten this remastered one. But that's a game.

(01:46:47):
If you want to get lost in, you can do it.
For years. Chicken Jockey was the Jack was the was
the Minecraft, that's right, and they throw popcorn and go crazy. Yes, yeah,
God you get Chicken Jockey in a six seven in
the same building. That's anarchy man four to one Top

(01:47:08):
five trends. These are things that like Internet trends things
AI Polaroid, I'm you're not gonna know these, AI Ghostface,
Holy Airball. Oh, I know the holy Airball trend. Okay,
I'm remembering these. So these are like if you probably
saw them online, Like holy airball is when somebody says, oh,
you don't know ball, and then they they go the

(01:47:33):
next slide is them proving they know it, and it
says holy airball, ball doesn't isn't implying Like if it
were me, you would be going, uh, it would say
you don't know ball, and it's the caption would say
something to the effect of like cleaning, and then the
next slide would be total airball because I make cleaning products.

(01:47:58):
Uh huh, I agree. The action figures remember those that
people did put your name in and it showed you
in a packaged thing. AI Barbie never saw that one.
AI Ghostface, I don't remember that one. AI Polaroid, I
feel like I remember seeing some of those, and the

(01:48:18):
Chicken Jockey Bacon Avocado Anxiety Dance. Nope, unfortunately I do.
We're all this is awesome and whatever those g h
I b l I GILBILLI or or is it Hibbily
was the g Silent I don't know, or is the
hj Ghibili. Anyway, now you're old, take a break and

(01:48:44):
we'll be back.