BMMS 12-16-25

Kids These Days Have Weird Names, Pets Should Be Dependants, When You Go A Little Too Hard At The Casino, LIstener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, Dead Ass or Fake News, & Merry Christmas?

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for that. And I don't believe everything that I see online,

(04:14):
maybe twenty five percent of it. And people, it feels
like people name their kids really weird names now and
so like you always hear kids named Lattice or something Apple.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Which was weird at the time, but now I feel
like that's a normal name.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Okay, you actually know somebody named I do not.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
But maybe it's because we've heard it so much being
talked about, like Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter, that it's just been
kind of normalized.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Maybe, I'll be honest, I don't even remember the time
we've ever talked about Apple.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
So no, no, because now she's probably an adult by now.
But when she was first born, it was a big
you know, oh my gosh, they named her Apple. But
maybe because Apple is we do your apple apple products,
and you know what I mean. No, I don't know.
It's just normal to me now.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay, it's never normal. So these are some names, and
again I don't know if these are real, but the
family of four daughters, Faith, sure, hope, all right, Grace, Yeah,
I got a theme going on there submit, all right,

(05:28):
the theme changed, Yeah, I don't think so. Faithful, grace, submit, Okay,
those all kind of were run together, don't they. I
don't think so. But okay, I mean, isn't to submit
somewhere in the biblical connection of faith, hope, and grace. No,
I mean, if you're looking at the definitions of these words,

(05:51):
I don't think submit is anywhere in the category of
synonyms for any of those words. I don't think they
belong in the same bubble at all with whatever. Like
to me, you know you have faith, you know you
have hope, kind of those match those go right along together,
grace kinda. But then submit is a total left turn,

(06:13):
at least in my opinion anyway.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Right, But in terms of marriage, you have faith in
your marriage, you may have hope for your marriage, show
grace for your spouse, and submit to your spouse.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
This says, in religious context, the act of submission is
closely connected to the Christian value virtues, faith, hope, and grace.
Look at the internet will tell you whatever you want? Sure, Uh?
This one twin boys named canaan Abel. Okay, one's destined

(06:49):
to do well, right, the other one's just gonna die
be murdered by the hand of his own brother. This
one says, I knew a kid named Kyle, but not
k y l e k I apostrophe.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
L k Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, l oh Kyle.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's Kyle, Yeah, Kai apostrophe l Kyle like schill Kyle.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Somebody named their kid Latrina Latrina like the latrine, a
female version of latrine, which is toilet. Okay oh okay uh.
This person said their kid's name they knew a kid
named it's always I knew a kid.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Rain there's nothing wrong with the rain so r e
I g N b E a u x Okay. Rain
isn't like a kingdom? And then bow the French form
you know a dude. Okay. My daughter's got rain in
her name, but those together are a rainbow. Gay.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
This person said that they had a kid they went
to school with named Hejezus de la Cruz. Okay for
those that don't know, that means Jesus of the Cross. Yeah.
This person has a friend named Vanilla Pepper, a fan

(08:33):
of spices. Their parents must be I don't believe this one.
Twins apparently conceived in Hawaii. Tiki and torch mm hmm,
that's awful. Sometimes I never know what you're gonna say,
so I literally thought you were gonna say that's so cute.

(08:54):
No uh, This as a woman yelled for their kids
to come in and was yelling for her daughter Labia.
That's just awful, hilarious. They have a son named Testy

(09:22):
as well. Better than shaft. Right, I would like you
to meet my other kid, Grundle from nah This said
they had a friend whose name was Cafe, but that

(09:43):
was short for her real name, which is cafeteria. Yes,
no way, I can't believe what you want.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Well, we met in a cafeteria, so we wanted to
name her after the place we met.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I had met a twelve year old named Wisdom, okay
I I I went to school with a cat named Wisdom,
and I want to say I had a brother named
Liberty as well. I could be wrong, but I do
remember Liberty.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
I mean today, a cat Wisdom would work, but not
a person.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Phoenix but spelled f e n y x x E oneaters. Yeah. Uh.
This kid was named Brasi's but it was spelled b
r A s I z e okay, as in brass eyes. Right, kid,

(10:54):
I went to school with his name was young Blood. Yeah, uh,
kid named Felony. I can't come on, you want to
say no, But you see plenty of dumb names out there.

(11:14):
My sister in law named their kid Riot. I've seen that. Yeah,
that feels weird.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yeah, at what age do you have to be to
legally change your name or can you do that at
any time?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
I think you have to be eighteen. I think so.
And if you do it under eighteen, you get to
have the permission of your parents. Uh tally patelin anakin Khalisi.
Say that again, because we got Khalisi. That's Game of Thrones,
and a Cain would be Star Wars. And what was Patland?

(11:52):
Patland or like Patawan? No? Not no p A I
t l y N. I thought that's what I said
the first time. Maybe I didn't tale. I'm sure these
are all, you know, some sort of characters from science fiction.

(12:13):
Someone named their kid boy boy.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Come here. Boy.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Dad wasn't real smart, so boy just seemed to be.
I had a friend who named all of his pets
by what they were. They had a cat, The cat's
name was cat. They had a dog. Dog's name was dog.
I was like, what are you gona do if you
get another dog and he's like dog Like he thought
I was weird? Wow too, No, just dog. Wow.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
We had a friend who named their dog dog.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, I thought that was cool.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
It's just dog dog.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
My wife follows some woman on Instagram. Her son is
named Superman. I'm a public school teacher. Names from the asked,
Precious King, Castle, freezer freezer huh, and their their third
cousin refrigerator, Foxy, Danger, I've seen Danger, Alpha, U, Million, Karma, Divine, Major, Yuma, Persia,

(13:27):
also mouse, beautiful, and princess. Some of those some a
lot like stripper names. Yeah, Persia. I mean I think
if your kid's gonna be a like a football player
or an athlete of some sort of nick, you know
they're named major sounds awesome? Right?

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Was it Major Booty? No player's name.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Someone said, Shrek is a name for a kid. No,
it's not, only if they eat onions? Right, minority family.
I went to school with sorry family. I went to
high school with last name counter. Her name was Candy. Wow.

(14:22):
Can my son's class named Unit? Awesome? That might be
the best one yet. Here's my son Unit. Hope it's
a son. I don't know for sure. I don't know
if a daughter named unit makes a lot of sense.
And then this one. I had a student once, sixteen

(14:43):
years ago whose name was Chlamydia.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
No.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Her mom was a non native English speaker at the
time of birth. She thought the word was so pretty
she couldn't dissuade, couldn't be dissuaded. The student went mainly
by the nickname Lydia. Right, right, of course he did,
right because clem just doesn't seem right for a woman,
or clam right, clamydia. I'm no way someone thinks the

(15:16):
word chlamydia is a beautiful word. I guess like this
person not from around here probably never heard it before.
And then somebody told her I got clamentia. I might
want to get yourself checked. That's such a beautiful name.
I went to some it's like some uh, who's on
first thing where you've been? Oh? I had a baby?

(15:39):
What's your baby's name? Oh chlamydia? Oh but what's the
baby's name? And I'm sorry you got chlamydia? At would
sell something? Right? Yeah, I don't know if I believe
ninety eight percent of those now, but they are funny,
that's for sure. I guess when we had a kid,

(16:00):
we took some people willing Niliot. They don't take that
much thought into their kids. My wife and I debated
for a while, and again, if you don't remember, maybe
you don't remember me saying this. I let her decide. Yeah,
I gave some input, but overall, she's the one doing
the heavy lifting. Right, So short of her naming the

(16:21):
kid chlamydia, I was fine with whatever. But what if
she did and she was set on it, Yeah, we
would have worked through it.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Okay, I was gonna say, you can't just let that pass.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I mean, I hear you, and I would try to
fight it, but ultimately, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Show her pictures of it out?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
I can't show our picture of the baby. It's inside her,
no of the of the ailment, No, I hear. I'm
pretty confident my wife is aware of what chlamydia is,
but I'm just saying it does. Whatever the name would
be a pregnant woman determined to name their kids some
I don't know how you persuade them otherwise, right, can
you persuade a pregnant woman outside of their opinion? Lindsay,

(17:06):
I think so, let's go back to when you were
pregnant with twins, and was your husband ever able to
talk you out of anything that was you he thought
was absurd.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
No, no, but I named one and he named one,
and I.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Hear you, but that's not what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Yeah, I can't even I can't even think of something
that he was like, Oh no, not that, or I
can't anything put anything into thought of what I was like.
Oh no, my foot's down. Is this is happening?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
This says some textan I went to school with a
boy named Tomahawk. I think in this part of the
country that makes sense, right. I went to go school
with a guy named Solid Punches. Okay, General Booty was
a football player for you. I thought his name wasn't booty.
I thought it was something else, but no, I thought
it was something else implying. But it looked like booty,

(18:05):
like the tie place looks like it's a swear word, right,
but it's bucket, a chick whisper, and I never understood
what she said. Sure, hm, my daughter has a friend
at school named the Money, as in the Money his
actual name General Axel Booty. Dude, that's a rock star,

(18:29):
goddamn name. Yeah, you know. Granted he was a football player,
but his parents were on top of it. Man General
Axel Booty. I knew a girl in high school named
Cinnamon who went by Sin pronounced sin. She was one
hundred percent headed for the pole. Who uh what? I
was working in the first swingers club that I was

(18:52):
working at. There was an old gal and she introduced
herself as Cinnamon. I was like, Oh, that's cool nicknames, Nope,
that's my actual name. Interesting, not the type you would
see on the pole though maybe in her earlier year
during the day, and cinnamon pretty coveted. Spice can make
a lot of things taste delicious. Daughter worked in a hospital.

(19:15):
She saw a newborn named Enterprise. My son's middle name
is Guy, after his grandfather. Middle names don't.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Count, even if Guy was his first name. I feel
like that's more normal.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
There a chef at and director actor, Yes, married to Madonna,
and again middle names don't count though, right, Like people
name have very bizarre middle names. Right. My wife knows
a couple who named their twin boys rough and rowdy,
and they did everything they could to live up to
their names. I don't think rowdy is an off name. No, No,

(19:54):
We named our kid after a softball bat. Weird brag
went to school with brothers name Taco and Nacho Stop.
I know a set of twins named Pistol and Pete Stop.
My oldest turned five. We had a birthday party at
a pizza game place. There was a party at the

(20:14):
table next to us. The kid was named sp E
s h U L Special m Hm. My dad's name
is Dallas, my sister's name is Whitney, and my name
is Houston. My son's to be soon's name is Austin,
Texas fans and Whitney Houston. Apparently there's a Whitney Texas. Yeah,

(20:38):
that's what I'm talking about. Houston Texas, Whitney Texas. I
just feel like Whitney and Houston. You got a you
mean after the singer, Oh no, no, no, Texas town.
My son's name is Cage. I again, I've seen a
lot of people name their kid Cage lately. Yeah, the
Cage with a k Elon Muscus kids. Yeah. I think

(21:01):
you just said Musk and anything after that is weird.
That's what happens when you're an alien man. You got
weird alien names. Worked with a guy named Joy Kid
went to school with a guy named Stormy weathers Okay,
I went to school with a girl named Misty Starr
and she did look like she was going to be
a stripper. I went to school with a Stormy and

(21:24):
he had a sister named Sunshine. Parents were hippies. Yeah. Sure.
Also worked with the lady who's named their baby girl
Keenan last name was Barbie. Stop it. There's no way
that's real. Maybe it is because the human race constantly

(21:46):
keeps me on my toes. We gotta take a break.
We're gonna give away tickets to Robert Plant. We'll be back.
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Yes, it's time
for news quakies, world news, local news, and news that
just makes you say, what the Here's Corvin Gimpean Lindsay

(22:07):
with what's going on news quakies from the Big Man
Morning Showing. Nineties of the five.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Lawyer sues IRS to demand it recognize pets as legal dependents.
This is a lawyer out of New York. She's filed
a lawsuit asking the IRS to let her claim her
golden retriever Finnegan as a dependent on her taxes. Amanda
Reynolds argues that her dog meets all the requirements to

(22:34):
be a dependent except for being human. She says, Finegan
relies on her completely for food, shelter, and medical care,
just like a child would. Reynolds wants to deduct over
five thousand dollars in yearly pet care costs and even
claim tax credits. She argues that it's unfair that service

(22:54):
animals get tax breaks but regular pets don't. The IRS
says pets are property, not dependents, and the tax code
defines dependents as humans. Legal experts say the case is
unlikely to succeed, but pet lovers are watching closely and
a hearing could happen in early next year.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah. I don't see this ever happening. Think about it
this way. If they claim their dependence, then these are
people that can be sued if they bite.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Right, Well you can sewner anyway.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, yeah, but it's a difference. It's not a crime.
It's a civil suit at that point. How about places
that say no pets. If you can claim them as
a dependent, then now there's a possibility could say, well
they're a person or they're a thing. We can't you
can't force me to not bring them. Companies are We've
made a joke about it, but companies giving time off
for pet sickness, right, I don't see this.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
I didn't realize happening that service animals get tax breaks.
I mean, I feel like I would love this if
it happen. Happened obviously as a pet owner.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
For what reason?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Well, because more money. Obviously it's okay, so for the
tax break, tax break, but also I feel like if
service animals get tax breaks, I think regular pets should too,
because though they're not they might not you know, be
there for your support like a service animal would. But

(24:24):
some some people have guard dogs.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, but I think the question is what tax break
do you get that you're implying that service dogs provide
for their owners.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Well, they're they're food, and they're at least medical like
shots and things like that.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, I don't know if it's all those things. Maybe
it is, but that's not a shot is let's just
say it's one hundred bucks. That's not a giant tax break.
It's not the same as implying it's dependent tax.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Break, right, or medical if they need a surgery.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
So this is what they say, you can de ducked
for service animals Okay, not to be confused with your
emotional support lama. But like actual service animals, seeing eye dogs,
so on and so forth. The initial cost of buying
the animal, okay, which makes sense. The training and certification costs,

(25:20):
food and grooming expenses, vet bills and medical care, necessary
equipment i e. Harnesses, vests, leashes, et cetera. And boarding
fees if necessary for medical reasons. But I mean, I
guess that makes sense because you, I mean, you don't
have to have a seeing eye doc if you're blind, right, yeah,

(25:42):
but you kind of have to do, you see what
I'm saying. Yeah, But then there's probably also a stipulation there.
It has to exceed a certain percentage of how much
you make. Yeah, it did say up here. While there's
no specific service animal tax credit, the cost of associated
with service animals can be tax deductible as medical expenses.

(26:04):
These expenses must be itemized and exceed seven point five
percent of your adjusted gross income. Right, So you would
have to have expenses over on a fifty thousand dollars salary,
what thirty five hundred dollars I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
a lot, yeah, which I mean I guess it could

(26:25):
add up to that much over the course of the year.
Maybe man Sue's casino after waking up in handcuffs with
a seventy five thousand dollars gambling debt bill. So it's
a lawyer. His name is Michael Duke Thompson, and apparently
in January of twenty four, so last year, he went

(26:48):
to the casino, the Aria Resort, and he got hammered,
and then he forgot what he did, and he wakes
up in a holding sale with handcuffs and a seventy
five thousand dollars ambling debt. Apparently, he says the last
thing he remembered was leaving the high limit blackjack room
with a few thousand dollars in chips. They showed him

(27:10):
the eight markers that he had out, and he says
that the signatures only loosely resemble because because he jacked up,
dude gets an issue or whatever I got got anyhow,
So he's taken Aria Resort and MGM Resort to courts,

(27:32):
saying that they allowed him to gamble while incapacitated, and
they say that he was. He was later charged with
fraud over the debt, but the case was dismissed after
he repaid the casino. So I'm guessing he's trying to
get some of his money back or whatever. But I
don't think you could do that. No, but I love

(27:53):
to take Yeah. That's not my signature, right, It just
kind of looks like mine. It was a squiggly line.
I was a fine house one time, and I have
a pretty sloppy signature and the lady made me redo
all the papers because she said it didn't it wasn't
matching my driver's license. And I was like, settled down.

(28:15):
When you're signing that many papers, Yes, it's gonna get
a little sloppy towards the end. You might start off
strong on the first six, but you have my driver's license.
It's clear I was here right right. Florida man ends
up dangling from roof after leaf blowing chore goes wrong.

(28:35):
An eighty six year old man, Oh God, apparently had
to be rescued from his roof because he got up
there like he does every year to blow the leaves off. Apparently,
in the past there were branches to steady himself, but
those had been trimmed off, so he was up on

(28:55):
the roof on a steep pitch and got stuck. He
ended up dangling over the edge. A neighbor had to
call nine to one one. The man's wife warned him
not to attempt the chore, but he wasn't listening. He says,
of course, she had been on meat for years not
to do it. I mean, I think I can do everything.
Clearly I can't. Yo, get on a roof at eighty

(29:18):
six is wild. Yeah, to get on a roof with
a leaf blower also wild. I don't care how old
you are and you just slide off. Now you're dangling
like oo hoo me. I get why you blow the
leafs off. Yeah, that's I understand. I understand not wanting
to spend the money. You're eighty six, man, If you

(29:40):
need to park close and you have the placard, maybe
you shouldn't be on your roof right damn fine. I
could do anything. I can drive, That's exactly what that is.
I can drive. I haven't hit anybody yet. Right now
you're dangling off your dang roof. Take a break. We'll
be back.

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ketchup was originally spelled cats up in America. Dead answer

(30:48):
fake news. Ketchup was originally spelled cats up in America.
Dead answer, fake news, dead ass. I know there's a
difference between ketchup and cats up. I'm gonna say fake news.
Both spellings co existed for decades before ketchup became the standard.

(31:09):
Dead ass. I'm not. I always thought they were the same.
I didn't know there was a difference. Yeah, I forget
exactly what it is. Besides the spelling, right, Yeah, cause
I mean all not all ketchups taste the same. We
should be clear about that too, all right, There is
no real difference. Ketchup, catsup and ketchup are just different
spellings for the same tomato based condiment, with ketchup becoming

(31:32):
the dominant standard term due to major brands like Heinz
popularizing it, while ketsup is nostalgic or regional variation often
seen in older labels. So old ketchup is ketsup. Den
aswer fake news. The Oscars statuette is officially named Oscar.

(31:55):
The Oscars statuette is officially named Oscar. Fake news, dead ass.
I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be fake news.
It's officially called the Academy Award of Merit. Oscar is
just a nickname. Dead aster, fake news. Mount Olympus is
the tallest mountain in Greece. Dead ass or fake news.

(32:18):
Mount Olympus is the tallest mountain in Greece.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Hmmm, dead ass, oh.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Fake news, dead ass. It stands at nine thousand, five
hundred and seventy three feet and was considered the home
of the Greek gods. Dead ass for fake news, The
equal sign was invented by a Welsh mathematician. Dead ass
are fake news. The equals sign was invented by a
Welsh mathematician. Dead ass fake news. I mean, I don't

(32:52):
know why anybody would know the answer to this, but
dead ass Robert Recorder invented it in fifteen fifty seven
because he was tired of writing. Is equal to lazy.
We've been lazy for a long time. Dead ass are
fake news. Dracula's Castle in Romania is a real place
that inspired Bram's Stroker. I'm sorry, Bram Stoker. Dead ass

(33:16):
are fake news. Draculus Castle in Romania is a real
place that inspired Bram Stoker fake news as fake news.
Stoker never visited Romania. Brian brand Castle is marketed as
Draculus Castle but for tourism. M dead asser fake news.

(33:38):
I grew up thinking that Transylvania was a real place,
and I know some of you are going to text
in and go, well, it was, but they changed it
to this. But apparently Dracula's Castle never existed. Dead ass
are fake news. A regulation golf ball has three hundred dimples,
Dead Asser, fake news. A regulation golf ball has three

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hundred dimples.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
You know, I've never counted the dimples on a golf ball.
Three hundred feels like a lot of dimples, I'll say, dead.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Ass, fake news, fake news. It has exactly three hundred
and thirty six dimples. For optimal aerodynamics, three hundred would
not get us there. We need thirty six more dead
ass for fake news. The fifty seven on Heinz Ketchup
represents the founder's lucky number. Dead asser fake news. The

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fifty seven on Heinz Ketchup represents the founder's lucky number
fake news, dead ass, fake news. It represents the number
of varieties the company once claimed to sell. I always
thought it was the number of times he tried to
get make it ketchup, because it was never It wasn't
ketchup like we use it today. It was considered it

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was like one of the first pantry condiment, like state
shelf stae things. Don't asker fake news. Airplane mode was
to drag it that again, dead asser fake news. Airplane
Mode was specifically designed for use on airplanes. Think of
your phone, Yeah, dea't aswer? Fake news. Airplane mode was
specifically designed for use on airplanes. Say dead ass, fake news.

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Fake news. It got its name from FAA regulations, not
because it was designed specifically for airplanes. Dead as a
fake news Candyland was invented by a woman recovering from polio.
Dead ass are fake news. Candy Land was invented by
a woman recovering from polio. Fake news seems legit. Dead

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ass good old Eleanor Abbott created it in nineteen forty eight,
while recovering from the disease. Netflix ruined any future games.
Well because when we're sick, we just said there and binge, right,
we don't think about games to invent. No, there's a
guy on TikTok that so stumb I can't believe has

(36:09):
showed up on my FYP. There's a guy on TikTok
that reviews the top board games from the week. Okay,
and it isn't what you think.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Now.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Monopoly and Uno show up on the list occasionally, but
it isn't the monopoly in Uno. You know. Apparently there's
a monopoly card game. Yeah, and there's different varieties of Uno.
I ain't talking specifically about Emoji Uno right or whatever. Uno.
There's apparently different varieties of the game Uno that they're

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capitalizing on. The name, I guess, but it's always board
games I've never heard of.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
I feel like there's a new board game every week
that comes out.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Okay, I'm sure there is, but I would how do
you know that? Right?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Well, like on Facebook, they'll see people like you know,
playing advertising them as a video and I'm like, well,
that looks like a fun game. Or if it's not
a board game, it's some sort of different, a card game,
whatever it may be. But especially around the holidays, those
advertisements go crazy.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
So this is apparently the number one game right now.
Board game Taco Cat, Goat, Cheese, Pizza.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
I have that game, never played it. Got it for
Christmas and we have not yet played it. I don't
think there's really anything to it but matching cards. Maybe.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah. It is a game where players race to match
cards with spoken words like taco cat and goat, cheese
and pizza. Each round last ten to fifteen minutes, sounds exciting.
Players take turns playing cards while chanting the game's title
in order. When a spoken word matches the card played,

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everyone races to slap the pile, and the last one
to do so takes the cards, and in surprise action
cards add in surprise action cards, and it becomes a
fast paced, laugh out loud competition that's easy to learn
and hard to stop playing. The other one that's apparently
pretty big is called Magical Athlete Board Game.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Never heard of it.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
I only put them in my Amazon cart because I
saw them and I was like, that's interesting. I had
no idea, and when I read them, I was like,
I don't need I don't want to learn another game.
Moving on, dead Ass or fake News Dynamite. Dead ass
are fake news. Dynamite contains peanuts as a stabilizing ingredient.

(38:41):
Dead Ass or fake News Dynamite contains peanuts p nuts
as a stabilizing ingredient.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I'm gonna say fake news.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Dead Ass Peanuts p nuts are used as one of
the key stabilizing ingreen in dynamite production. Dead Ass, dead
Asser fake news the first computer virus was created by hackers.
Dead ass or fake news the first computer virus was

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created by hackers.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
I'm gonna say fake news.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
I think that is dead ass fake news. It was
created in nineteen eighty three as an academic experiment to
demonstrate network vulnerability. Dead Asser fake news concrete stops getting
stronger after it dries, dead aswer fake news. Concrete stops

(39:43):
getting stronger after it dies, dies or dries, Yeah, dries,
that makes more sense.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
I'm gonna say, dead ass.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
This seems legit fake news. Concrete continues hardening and getting
stronger for decades after being poured, and why is it
crack dead asser fake news. The smell of rain comes
from bacteria releasing spores. The smell of bat The smell
of rain comes from bacteria releasing spores. People always say

(40:17):
I love the smeller. I'm not that person, but there
are people that say that you can buy odor things
that are rain smell.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Sure, yeah, fresh rain. If it's filled with bacteria, it
ain't fresh. I hope this isn't true, but I'm gonna
say dead ass.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, I think it sounds about right. Dead ass. Strepeo
me ses bacteria releases spores that create the distinctive rain smell.
I think someone told me one time that bacteria is
what most people smell that create a smell. It's just
masked or different types of bacteria. Dead ass for fake news.

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The longest word typed with only the left hand is
desegrated segregated. There you go, desegregated desegregated. Oh, okay, dead
answer fake news. The longest word typed with only the

(41:16):
left hand is gimpy desegregated.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Oh save fake news.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I almost say dead ass. Yeah, looking at the keyboard
seems legit. Fake news. It's stewardess. Is huh ok with
your left hand on a quardy keyboard? Dead ass or
fake news. Super glue was invented intentionally as an adhesive.
Dead asser fake news. Super glue was invented intentionally as

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an adhesive.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Fake news.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, I think it's fake. Everything comes up by accident, yeah,
fake news. It was discovered accidentally during World War Two
while trying to make clear plastic gun sights. Okay, dead aster,
fake news. The board game Scrabble was originally called Lexico.
Den't asker, fake news. The board game Scrabble was originally

(42:13):
called Lexico.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
I'll say dead ass, fake news.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
This is so fantastic dead ass. Alfred but created it
as Lexico in nineteen thirty one before renaming it Scrabble
in nineteen forty eight. Man, this is really good. I
know we've had it for like seventeen years, but I
think if I just changed the name, it will become
a worldwide cultural phenomenon. We'll take off dead aster fake news.

(42:40):
The Mona Lisa was stolen from the louver and missing
for two years, dead ass or fake news. The Mona
Lisa was stolen from the louver and missing for two years.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Dead ass.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Sure, we actually talked about this. Vince Nezo Perugi stole
it in nineteen eleven and kept it until being caught
in nineteen thirteen. Dead aster fake news. M and m's
were created so soldiers could eat chocolate without it melting,
because why the hard melting mouth? Dead aster fake news

(43:19):
eminem's were created so soldiers could eat chocolate without it melting.
Fake news, which is bs because you put a pocket,
you know, put a handful of M and ms in
your pocket. They don't melt. Yep, they gon't melt. May
take a little while, I guess depends on which pocket
you're putting in, but I'll say dead ass. Yeah. The
porcupine resin or whatever it is that makes the shellac

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on the outside right definitely breaks down and at best
you're getting ink all over your hand, right, dead ass.
Though they were developed during the Spanish Civil War for
soldiers in warm climates. Last one dead ass are fake news.
The Hollywood sign originally said Hollywood Land dead ass are

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fake news. The original Hollywood sign said Hollywood Land dead ass.
That is dead as it is dead ass. It was
an advertisement for a real state development built in nineteen
twenty three. The land was removed in nineteen forty nine.
I believe it's Alice Cooper who owns an O really yeah,

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And the story behind that is I believe it's Alice Cooper.
There's some actors out there that actually own the sign
itself because it was falling apart and they wanted to
redo it, but the city was like, nah, we're not
putting the money into it. So the actors or the
entertainers got together and said, you know what, we got

(44:52):
the money, will do it. So they purchased the sign
and then you know, different letters, am I close? Yeah yeah, yeah.
This is so funny and so bizarre at the same time.
And he doesn't own it like you own your car, right,
but he it was nineteen seventy eight, it was falling apart,

(45:15):
and he donated the money because it was built rebuilt
letter by letter, and so he paid for one of
the o's and he dedicated to his good friend Groucho Marx. Yeah, yeah,
but he can't let go and be like, I want
my O back right right right, taking my oh, and
I'm going okay, So here are the other one? So uh.

(45:40):
The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce president bought the h Alice
Cooper has the oh. The guy who found Kelly Blue
book less. Kelly has the first L. Gene Autry has
the second L. Hugh Hefner has y Andy Williams, the
singer has the W. Warner Brothers records got to two o's,

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and a local businessman got the D. He did that
on purpose. Want that big D, that big old D
on top of the hill. Can you do you think
when they took land down, people are like, well, they
can't do that. Why are they always changing everything? We're

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back in my day the same way people complain about
any type of change at all now. Yeah, but just
saying Hollywood Land just doesn't it doesn't roll off the
tongue like to you, but everyone who for twenty years, yeah,
it was always no. My whole life, I've only known

(46:44):
it as Hollywood Land. This is a shame. What's going
wrong with the Yeah, what's going on in this country?
You all think you're new, You're not. You're spewing the
same garbage over and for. Why would I want a car?
I've got a perfectly fine horse. Right, all right, we

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got to take a break. We'll be back. You're listening
to the Big Mad Morning Show. Play game and up
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March sixteenth at the Tulsa Theater. Tickets available Tulsa Theater
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O D. I saw Kings of Liam one time at
the King's bar room and uh was standing there in
the back. I like to stand in the back of
the VEDEO. I watched show, kind of knew the sound booth. Yeah,
and uh, turn around, Robit Plant was standing behind me.
Ain't sound good? Wild?

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Did you say anything?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
No, I'm not that guy. He's watching the show. Hey,
I know you're watching the show. But all right, no, man,
he's just a cur he's trying to be a person. Uh,
and I don't speak British, all right? Eight three three
four six oh k m O D. Thank you give
I got you? Uh eight three three four six oh
k m O D. And we're gonna play sing Sing

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current record is, well, I tell you what. Before I
go over current records, We're gonna go over our predictions
from Cabbyan is that this is the last sing sing
of the year. I said that I was going to
get sixteen. Corbyn, you said you were going to get eleven, okay,
and Lindsay says she was going to get thirteen this year. Okay.
So current record is I am in the lead with fourteen.

(48:31):
Horbin you have eleven, yeah, and Lindsey has ten. So
you made your mark. How about that though, Yeah, Lindsay
and I fell just short of our prediction. All right.
So last week's winner was would be me, and so
you got to pick between Corbyn and Lindsey. Eight three
three four six Oh K M O D eight three

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three four six oh kmo D. Good morning, you're on
the air. What is your name place, Jennifer, Jennifer? How
are you today? Good? How are you good? Jennifer? Who
do you want to give? Clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Lindsey,
Lindsay six Jennifer. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer
starts after the first clue. Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Here we go?

Speaker 4 (49:15):
All right? Another word for picture.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Photograph?

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Yes, she is dead at twenty seven years old. This
singer long black hair. They made a movie about her.
If you have an addiction, you would go to rehab
a winehouse. Yeah, strike a pose, Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean. Yes,

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this is one of Gimpi's favorite singers all time, country
and rock. Always wore black. If you're if you get
an aUI, yes the song if you have an alley
boo boo, you fall and you get.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Keep going.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Ouch, ouch you blank me.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Hurt?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Yes, wow, this was you would think this Lionel Ritchie
saying it first, and then this female for.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Fe time time time, and it looks like you got four.
Hang on the line and we'll see if that's good enough. Jennifer. Okay,
all right, good morning, you're on the air. What is
your name? I'm sorry? What is your name? I'm sorry?

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What is your name? I think that summed up my
participation in these games all year. Right there, Good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name? Tracy? How
are you today? I'm good, Tracy. You and I have

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to beat four? Are you ready? Here we go? Uh? Mike, Yeah.
They sing fight for your Right to Party. There's a
rap group of a bunch of correct And this is
the song where they're dressed up in the video like detectives.

(51:36):
If you have a plan and I ruin it, what
have I done to your plan? Chase it cancel correct?
A more famous term, uh, spies do this to plans?
That is true every time with the song, I can

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never remember the opening line. Uh, do you know who
the guy who played Conan on TV? Con Conan the
Barbarians now on TV? Is it Brian me? Brian Adam Blank?

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Do you remember the I'm sorry, Tracy, we did not win,
but thanks for playing.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Yeah, I agree one hundred percent on the side. See
what Ghimpie has in his four x four. Oh it's
this side? Hold on? Well call it it says here.
The USPS holidays send by deadlines right around the corner.
Wednesday is the last day to send your items off
in time for them to arian by Christmas. If you're

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using the Post Offices, Ground Advantage or First Class Mail
services within the lower forty eight States, the deadline is
Thursday for Priority Mail Service delivery and this Saturday for
Priority Mail Express. Google is ending their Dark Web Report.
Google's ending a feature that lets users scan for personal

(53:20):
information that may have been leaked onto the dark web.
The Dark Web Report, which monitors for data breaches to
see if info has been compromised, will end in February.
Google says it's discontinuing the service because it doesn't provide
next steps about what to do if there's a risk
of identity theft. Now we found it by we don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
What to do with it, So why not find out
what to do after that? And add that you don't
maybe google it, right, just saying it seems like a
good service.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Yeah, what else we got here? Nasdaq plans to extend
to trading to twenty three hours a day. We need
an hour off for lunch, right, Yeah, According to a
filing with the US Securities and Exchange Commission, the new
schedule would start at nine pm Eastern on Sunday and
close Friday at eight pm. Day sessions would run four

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am to eight pm, followed by an hour break, and
then night sessions begin at nine NASDAC says that it
has seen a growing interest in overnight trading, especially among
investors in Asia and other areas where business hours are
outside those in the US. It makes sense, I mean,
we're more a twenty four hour society than we've ever been. Yeah,

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I'll never forget when we went to New York last
year and I got up at four am to go
to a jiu jitsu class and was walking It's packed. Yeah,
it was crazy. Not everybody's eye on math. They just
get you know, why not? Why the hell not? What
else we got here? Lastly, Tulsa Church donates fifty thousand
dollars to eight twelve fifty six Movement in Restoring Homes

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post nineteen twenty one Massacre. The twelve fifty six movement
to repairing and rebuilding homes destroyed during the nineteen twenty
one Tolls Racemasker has received a fifty thousand dollar donation
from Transformation Church Church. This contribution will aid the organization
and expanding its efforts. With more than two hundred and
fifty applications currently under review, the group's goal is to

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reach twelve hundred and fifty six families by twenty thirty,
addressing the destruction left by the massacre.

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For listener emails, you can always email us show at
kmod dot com. Show at kmod dot com. I feel
like this first email. We always get a variation of
it in some regards about this time. It says, so
all the other dot guys are putting in for a
Christmas gift for our boss, and they're asking everyone to
pitch in fifty bucks. There's only about seven of us,
so it's not exactly pocket change. I wouldn't mind if

(56:25):
things were great at work, but I haven't had a
raise in three years, not even a cost of living bump.
I'm supposed to chip in to buy a gift for
the person who decides my pay. I'm barely making it
buy as it is. If I give fifty bucks, that's
someone I can't spend fifty bucks on in my family
for Christmas. If I'm the only one who says no,
will will I look like a jerk, But I just

(56:46):
don't think it should be expected. Can I quietly pass
on this? Listen to email? My wife asked me yesterday.
She was like, Hey, they're all pitching in for uh
something for the boss or whatever. And she's like, how
much do you think? And I was like, whatever you want.

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I don't know how to gauge that. This is kind
of the same thing, except you're being told the amount.
I think fifty bucks is on the heavy end. And
he said, there's seven of them, So that's tree fitty
for the boss. What the hell are you getting a
boss for tree fitty? You know? Is it getting a

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bottle of Johnny Blue? Maybe?

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Don't come on, man, Maybe basket with all types of
things in it? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Maybe? Yeah. Me meanwhile, you get a pizza party. I
ain't das something right, Let's chip in and give the
boss a gift three hundred and fifty dollies, he said,
I need about tree fitty and you get Dick. You
get nothing. I'm not from the climate of you should
get your boss a Christmas gift. I've never been in

(57:57):
that world. No Ah, Notice Lindsay's not talking. I have
before the big surpress, but I've never why what was
the motivation for doing that?

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Because I was friends with that certain boss. So I
think gift giving should be when you want to give
a gift.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
To someone to find friends, not.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Because hu hang out on weekends or during the week
go to lunch. Yeah, talk to him outside of work.
In this case, it was my female boss when I
lived in South Dakota, and we were friends outside of
work for.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Sure, until it was time to fire you she left. Uh. Yeah,
I'm just I think buying a gift for your boss
is weird and also being forced to. It's not like
it was your idea if you, as an individual want
to do it. That's the weird thing about office stuff.
If you as an decide you want to do something

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for someone, but then you decide everyone should do it,
You've put someone in a predicament. Yes, I mean, why
not have six different gifts of your you know, the person,
the employees choosing, instead of being forced fifty dollars like in.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
A national Lampoon's Christmas vacation when he walks into the
My wife and I got you a little something for Christmas. Oh,
put it up there with the others, Griswold. And it's
the same gift. You can tell by the wrapping.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Yeah, And they like, you're only doing it for brown nosing.
Pretty much ninety nine percent of the time you're doing
it for brown nosing. And does it work? This guy
hasn't had a raise in three years, not even a
bump and cost of living. Of the meetings I've ever
been in about firings, it's never been well, what did
they get you for Christmas? Or did they get you

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something for Christmas? Right? Rag right? Because it ain't gonna
save your job in the bottom line, But I got
you that thing, remember. Is it just some archaic thought
process from you know, the old days, thinking that you
need to do that?

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Possibly the wife baked you a pie boss right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
The practice of employees buying gifts for their boss is
a modern, informal workplace tradition, rather than one with deep
historical roots or a single origin point. It is often
an extension of general holiday or special occasion gift giving,
but it lacks a formal established history and is widely

(01:00:41):
debated in terms of etiquette and appropriateness. Key aspects social pressure,
cultural norms, lack of formal origin, and modern critique. Because
I think, if anything, the boss should be buying you
a gift one hundred percent and bosses don't buy gifts. No. Now,

(01:01:03):
now the company might, but that's different. Yeah, I feel
like that's different. These are texts that are coming in.
I suggest telling co workers you plan something on your own.
That's fine and dandy, right, But then when the boss goes,
when they go like, hey, all of us, but Frank

(01:01:23):
pitched in. He's gonna he said he was doing something
on his own. Well Frank, this text, hell, no, f him.
Another text, go to the person who's spearheading the whole
thing and tell them exactly what you just emailed. Another text.
You can absolutely quietly pass on this. I doubt you'll
be getting a three hundred and fifty dollars gift from

(01:01:46):
the boss. If anything, you should get a Christmas bonus,
not give your money back. Christmas bonuses are not mandatory,
though I would pass on the entire situation. Yeah, you
see a lot of that too, where like people the
gift is more than the bonus. Man a fifty dollars bonus.

(01:02:07):
I'm from the camp of hey, any money's good money. True,
But fifty bucks if you're judging it based on how
much they appreciate you, they're kind of a slap. It
feels a little and just give me unless you give
me fifty dollars cash, right right, But instead we'll give
you a gift certificate for a spiral Ham. Again, it's

(01:02:29):
better than nothing, true, true. I remember getting those when
I was a single guy, and getting a thirteen pounds
spiral ham.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
You're like, this is gonna feed me for a month.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
No, because it goes bad. Yeah, uh, reasonable answer. If
you pass on it, do it publicly, and do it first.
That way, anyone else who feels the same will be
more likely to join you. Nuclear answer, fifty bucks a
piece for the guy who makes more than all of you.
That fifty will be far better spent on drinks and

(01:03:03):
tricksy at the newty bar. Yeah, just tell them, I'm sorry,
it's not in the budget right now. Seems to be
a favorite excuse amongst companies, right right, turn their words
against them. Another one whoever does this probably wants someone
to not give it, give into so they can point
them out, so it's brownie points. I would think the

(01:03:26):
boss would be by his employees, would buy his employees
something instead of the other way around. Another one, Uh,
you can absolutely give a pass on this a doubt
you'll get what we did. That one, the idea of
three hundred and fifty dollars for a boss. What about

(01:03:47):
when someone's sick in the office.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Yeah, does everyone take a donation there and help with
medical bills or even just send flowers to someone.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Because if you don't, you look like a dick because
they're sick. Yeah. That that one's also like, eh, all right?
And should the boss be getting in those situations? Should
the boss be giving the most money so far as

(01:04:17):
off like you're raising a collection for a sick person? Yes? Yes?
And should they sense because they're the they make the most.
It's there. I feel the same about the boss and
tipping in as I do about employees. When someone's sick.
It ain't their job, right right, and why because they
make they make more money than you, they should give
more money. Absolutely, if they're going to do it. I

(01:04:37):
get what you're saying. It is not their job. You
do not you're not obligated. But if they're going to
do it, especially if it's the boss's idea, Hey, guys,
susan sick we need, we should get together and pull
some money help pay for then, yes, one hundred percent.
They should be putting in the most at least start

(01:04:59):
off with a good amount, right as the boss I
suggest we do this, and I am going to throw down.
I'm going to start this pot with one hundred and
fifty bucks. And if the other regular employees want to,
you know, pitch in more than that, then that's on them.
That's on them. But I think the boss should set
the standard. Ain't nobody putting on?

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Why do people give their bosses gifts? I don't understand this.
Did they give everyone a gift with their own money?
Not likely? And when they aren't giving people raises in
three years? Absolutely not. Who cares what your coworkers think.
The fact that they are fine with no raises and
gifting the boss something that is their prerogative. But if

(01:05:44):
you don't want to participate, tell them you aren't pitching in.
They don't need an excuse. Sounds like that person's been
through it. Yeah, it feels that felt personal, didn't Uh
if you c k no way, damn it. I'll let

(01:06:06):
you guys figure that one out. Someone works with a
bunch of kiss ass type people. I mean, had I
got that cost of living rays or any rays, maybe
I could have kicked in, right, I don't know cost
of living. Like, tell me the least you can do

(01:06:27):
without doing the least you can do, Like, that's the
least you can do. Here's fifty cents an hour extra.
My last company, we would get a Christmas bonus. I
would take the bonus and buy a little goodie bag
for all my coworkers that was relevant to my job.
It normally costs me about fifteen bucks a person. Now
that's different if you are someone who works in sales,

(01:06:48):
let's say, and you rely on the warehouse to help
fulfill those sales, and you buying people in the warehouse
something for their help in you making money. Yeah, I'm
all for that. And you're not using your paycheck money, right,
Like this person's using their bonus money, which was just
extra camp. Yeah you know, it's not like this person

(01:07:11):
had to not pay the power bill because they wanted
to be nice and help somebody else. Like what I
got extra, So I'm going to I'm going to help out, Yeah,
which I think is good. That's a good idea, and
more importantly, it was their idea. There was no social
pressure right in it. Email. So all the other doc

(01:07:32):
guys are putting in for a Christmas gift for our boss,
and they're asking everyone to pitch in fifty bucks. There's
only about seven of us, so it's not exactly pocket change.
I wouldn't mind if things were great at work, but
I haven't had a raise in three years, not even
a cost of living bump. I'm supposed to chip in
to buy a gift for the person who decides my pay.
I'm barely making it buy as it is. If I

(01:07:53):
give fifty that's someone I can't spend fifty bucks on
in my family for Christmas. If I'm the only one
who says no, well I look like a jerk. But
I just don't. I just don't think it should be expected.
Can I quietly pass on this, Lindsey.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Absolutely, one hundred percent. You can quietly pass on this.
You're not gonna look like a jerk. Not everyone's situation
is the same at home. You know, maybe your coworkers
don't have as many mouths to feed, and they assume
that you can pitch in fifty bucks. No, you don't
need an excuse. But just if they ask for an excuse,

(01:08:32):
you can just say, look, I can't afford to do
that right now, or I simply don't want to, So yeah,
you don't have to do it, and it's not gonna
make you look bad.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Gimbie, I don't know what they mean by quietly pass
on that I'm going to pass on. It doesn't make
any sense, but you might not be. They don't want
to be on the radar. You're going to any way
by your peers. They're going to judge you in the
break room a whole frame didn't chip in his fifty dollars,
you know, for the boss's gift. But ultimately, in the end,

(01:09:09):
you ain't gotta do it and f those coworkers if
they don't like it. You know, you don't even need
an excuse. You can just simply say I don't want to,
or you can just ignore it because eventually they'll they'll
they'll last year, hey, Frankie, get anything, and then they'll

(01:09:30):
go on about their business. This text just came in
boss is vague. Not all bosses make the most. I
have employees that make more than me, lots of them,
depending on hours they put in. Just because you are
the boss doesn't mean you have more money than your employees.
Fair point, totally fair point. And maybe this is the
boss for the guy emailing in. But maybe this guy

(01:09:53):
that's emailing in is the lowest one on the poll
and makes the least. Either way, I don't gifts should
flow upwards in a hierarchy. That's what you do for kings, right,
And are you gonna be on the radar?

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Sure, at least it ain't your work ethic right? And
are you a jerk? Listen? If it's that close on
the judgment line, you are already a jerk. He's a
good guy. And to me, the biggest factor is you
saying I'm gonna miss out on paying giving somebody else

(01:10:31):
in my family a gift. That's all you gotta say, brother, Right, Listen,
I had that fifty dollars plan for some else. Things
are tight, man, but I hope he enjoys it. That's
not ill will right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
The three hundred dollars gift you now have to get the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Bay you don't even have to be snarky about it. Yeah,
you can just be like kind. I hope he enjoys it,
and then that's it, and let the chips fall where
they may, because I promise they won't go He's a
jerk three hundred and sixty four days a year, but
this day has improved all of that. It won't make

(01:11:08):
anything better.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
And do you really think a coworker is going to
present the boss with a gift that says, hey, we
all except for Frank, chipped in to get used.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Yes. I absolutely believe and think people do that all
the time because it makes them look better. That's why
you're doing the gift. You're not like, hey, we'll put
the money together and why don't you take it to him? Right?
Usually the person spirheading it is the one wanting to
take it. Hey, Boss, I got you something who wanted.

(01:11:40):
We all chipped in except for Frank. Well Frank didn't,
but you know he wanted to get something for family.
Kids need a new shoes. Yeah, and then the boss
going He may snarkily go, I'll remember that, but ultimately
he can't use that against you in your evaluation as
an employe. And I think there's some laws against that end.

(01:12:04):
He can't fire you for it. Yes, oklaholm is a
right to work stay but right unless you don't want
to get it doesn't mean you can't be sued. Even
though oahum was a right to work state, there is
wrongful termination. Why were you fired from your last job?
I didn't buy my boss a gift? What a great line.
Why didn't you well? Because I was forced to? Right? Yeah,

(01:12:27):
I don't like being forced to spend my money.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Right, or the boss when he gets the gift, is
like I don't celebrate Christmas. That'd be even better.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Yeah, that's tech just came in.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
I'm a Jehovah's witness.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
It's against my religion. Right, all right, we got to
take a break. We'll be back more of The Big
Man Morning Show. Is that listener email? You can always
email us show at kmode dot com. Show at kmoty
dot com. There's also a holiday email says I dread
Christmas because we load up the truck, drive to the

(01:13:00):
wife's parents place, then mine eat too much, sit around,
then get back in the truck, do it all over again.
Most of Christmas is spent in the car. The day
after I need a vacation from Christmas this year. I said,
I just want to stay home, sleep in, drink coffee,
open presidents, watch football. My wife says, I'm being selfish
and we've got to make the rounds so nobody gets upset.

(01:13:23):
I'm trying not to be a jerk. I'm just tired
of spinning Christmas in traffic. I don't know if I
can make this happen this year. But how do I
put an end to this traveling on I know too
many people that have done that. It's never been in
my Like my regime. Growing up, we lived six hours

(01:13:45):
from any family member, so there was no driving anywhere.
I can remember one Christmas. That's not even true. I
don't even think it was Christmas one holiday time where
I traveled to see family. I don't remember opening gifts
Christmas Morning anywhere but at my house right, and even
to this day, I think I've always opened gifts in

(01:14:08):
our house. Right. You do that with your family, though,
But like when you go and see other family, let's
just pause right there. Do you go and see other
family like her side of the family, and then I
guess it'd be your ma, since she's the only one here. Yeah,
I mean we rotate years. Okay, so on one Christmas
it's with my mom all day, and then one Christmas

(01:14:31):
is with her like we go back and forth. Yeah, yeah,
we've always at least I have one with somebody or
whatever have done the exact same thing that this person
is doing. Go see both sides of the family all
in one day, eating two tree meals. Oh yeah, you know.
And then and I get it this get stuck in traffic,

(01:14:52):
always traveling. It blows.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Yeah. Christmas even our and our family was we would travel.
After church, we traveled to my dad's parents' house, my
grandparents' house, and stay there until we go home, sleep, morning,
wake up, open our presence with our immediate family at home.
Then by ten am we had to be at my
mom's parents yes, yes, And then after breakfast we opened gifts.

(01:15:24):
And it was that side of the family was a
lot bigger, so we would be opening presents until maybe
one o'clock because everyone one at a time, and then
for an early dinner, we'd have to be back at
my dad's parents' house by four pm to have dinner
on Christmas Day, Yes, and if it wasn't too late,

(01:15:45):
we'd always go back over to the other grandparents.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Go back. Yeah, why you got out?

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Oh, because because that family they're they're playing games and
they're you know, enjoying each other's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Something. Yes, yeah, it's so foreign to me. It's so foreign.
Somebody texted and said, fake and illness every other year.
Give yourself a break, y know. What do you do
if one of the kids are sick? Do you make like,
suck it up? Right, it's Christmas, suck it up. This

(01:16:22):
could be the last Christmas with your grandma. Get in
the core. This guy should come down with a case
of upset tum tum or COVID. COVID. I think flu
is good enough. You don't have to go to the
greatest hits because you say COVID. Somebody may get their
feelers hurt and be like, that's not real. H The

(01:16:48):
idea of traveling just feels so foreign to me. And
being in the car that that's just I don't know.
I don't see how that's a great Christmas memory being
in the car all the time. Yes, it's on Christmas.
It's not a great Christmas memory. It's a terrible Christmas memory.
But a ton of people do it so much in fact,
places like Starbucks and McDonald's are open on Christmas Day. Yeah,

(01:17:11):
because everybody feels like they have to Somewhere along the line,
society said you have to visit everybody, you have to. Well,
I gotta see my parents. Why see my parents? When
why can't we just sit here do our own thing?
Your parents aren't going anywhere? Maybe, well maybe this tex

(01:17:35):
says we used to do the same thing and it
was so stressful at that time. Right, stressful, but not
to get all lindsay about it. But one day those
family members won't be around, and you'll wish you could
do it. Another text my husband and I. You won't
wish you could do it, You wish you could see them. Right,
it's not the same, Right, You're not gonna be like man,

(01:17:57):
it would be worth it to spend all day in
the car on a holiday. My husband and I used
to do this with our four kids for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Our car would be overloaded and it felt like we
were never home. Finally we decided holidays are at home
now and family can come to us. Another one. This
is why I'm glad. I'm ugly and single, no kids,

(01:18:19):
no family, nobody cares Christmas Eve with one side of
the family Christmas Day with the other side. Huh. But
then again, you're still traveling all day. Two days at home, yes,
the whole weekend or whatefft. Yes, you're not at home
enjoying yourself. Just marry a Jewish woman. You won't have

(01:18:41):
to travel so much on Christmas Day. You might Hanukkah
doesn't always go over Christmas. Oh god, that's eight days,
eight days of state in the car traveling. We have
one more family get together this Saturday, and then we'll
be completely done with all our holiday get togethers for
the entire year. I love being dumbe with it early
another one. Christmas is fake. Let the dupe to be pissed. Goodness,

(01:19:07):
gracious man. Our family would always wonder why the younger
ones wanted to go home so soon. I have guitar
hero at home that they that yearns to be played. Yeah,
reasonable answers. Start this conversation today. Maybe next year you
can by can convince her to slow down. Nuclear answer,
M something's wrong with the truck won't start. Guess we're

(01:19:28):
doing Christmas at home this year? Oh oh, and her
car won't start either, pulling a couple of ignition wires
will keep you at home. All right, this text, But
I've been making people upset for decades. We always stay
at home as a kid for Christmas Thanksgiving. Also, now
we are grown, we are expected to be back at

(01:19:50):
mom and Dad's for the holiday. We have our traditions
now at our house. Yes, everyone gets upset with us,
but they get over it by the end of the day.
This could be their last. Chris has been said every
year for ten years, Eb Surd, stay at home with
your family, Bud, you will be glad you did until
that one day your mom is dead and you never

(01:20:12):
get to see your on Christmas. Right before the segment
came on, I got a text that somebody close to
me died. Like like it happens right, It's They have
been set every year for ten years until right. They
only got to be right once for that to be true.

(01:20:33):
Listener emault from a guy who says, I drag Christmas
because we load up the truck, drive to the wife's
parents place, then mine eat too much, sit around for hours,
then get back in the truck and do it all
over again. Most of the Christmas is spent in the car.
The day after I need a vacation from Christmas this year,
I said, I just want to stay home, sleep in,

(01:20:53):
drink coffee, open presence, watch football. My wife says, I'm
being selfish and we've got to make the round so
nobody gets upset. I'm not trying to be a jerk.
I'm just tired of spending Christmas in traffic. I don't
know if I could make this happen this year. But
how do I put an end to this?

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Lindsey, Well, though I feel his pain, I think that
maybe one solution would be, could you go a day
earlier so you're not fighting traffic? Maybe make it a sleepover.
Do you see this family throughout the year other times?
Or is Christmas the only time you see family?

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Yeah? Sleepover almost feels worse.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Yeah, Or get a hotel room. But I you know,
I just it's important to her share your wife apparently,
So maybe just go a little sooner to fight that traffic,
or compromise for next year, or offer, hey, what if
we host Christmas at our house and have everyone come

(01:21:55):
here if it's that important for you to be with
the family. But I'm you know, I believe that if
you have the opportunity to see your family.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
You should gimpy. I think if you don't want to go,
then don't go. Just straight up tell your old lady,
I don't want to do it this year. She's probably
not going to go to your parents' house. She mostly
just probably wants to go to her parents' house and
do this. So, hey, you want to go see your folks,
have at it. I am not traveling this year. I

(01:22:29):
am done moving. I'm going to sit here and watch
football and drink beer and eat leftovers. Thank you, have
a nice day. There's two things that stood out to
me in the email, and one of them said that
they don't want to upset anyone. If you never upset someone,

(01:22:54):
you pay the price. You're upsetting yourself. So I guess
technically you are still upsetting someone, but you're paying the price.
That's called compliance or obedience. When do you get to
start having your traditions? Because if you do this the
whole time and then your parents die, then what Yeah,
well now you're taking all that to the cemetery. Traditions

(01:23:18):
are traditions because no one's actively trying to change them.
I don't think there's anything wrong with being tired. Of
being in the car. The other part that's hard about
this that I understand why it's such a challenge for
people is that you do it. You grew up doing
it one way and the other person did it a

(01:23:38):
different way, and now you've got to figure out how
to do it together. Do you just do it the
way your wife did it because she's always traveled to
whoever's house for Christmas? Meanwhile, you've never done it. What's
the solution? Yeah, and it may be too late this year.
Christmas is nine days away. Oh, you still got nine days.
It doesn't matter. People have bought food and started preparing

(01:23:59):
for that fee if you will, yeah, and they'll have
some left do. Yeah. It's just being to be in
respectful is really important. I think you could absolutely say,
you know, get bent. I don't know if that will
help you. It definitely won't help you next year. And
as far as getting mad, eh, it's okay. I think

(01:24:20):
it's all on how you frame it too. If you
say I'm not trying to avoid family, that's not what's
happening here. I'm just tired of traveling. I think it'll
it'll land, And if it won't, I know. A guy
comes in on mondays, all right, we got to take
a break. You can always email a show at kmod
dot com.

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Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
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opportunity to ask anything you want. Just remember keep it clean,

(01:25:24):
no bodily fluids, nothing sexual, and don't forget. We can
and will pass on a question. Let's open up the
phone lines. Here's Corbin in the gang with all the
truth you're gonna need. I'm gonna read this text that
came in for to tell the truth. If you have
a question, feel free to send it to us bmms
and whatever that is to eight two nine four five
for to tell the truth. What is Travis Kelsey's man
rating for not being needed to provide for his woman?

(01:25:50):
Say that again, what is this man rating? Yes, for
not being needed to provide for his walks? So like
makes him a lesser of a man because he does
he's not the breadwinner, lindsay.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
I mean, given who his woman is, if we're looking
at a scale of one to ten, ten being the
most powerful man, I still think that he's up there,
like at a nine, because I mean, he he can

(01:26:27):
protect her, he'd he is financially stable. Still, he has
his own Like if they got divorced, it's not like
he would be without, you know, so I think he's
still pretty manly GIMPI uh sure.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
I don't think it affects it and he at all.
I mean he hit the jackpot. I think that right there,
what he's doing is what every guy really wants. Steve dona'side,
I mean, I guess if you have the ward clever
mentality and a man is someone who doesn't let his
woman work or make less than him, then yeah, you

(01:27:05):
probably would see him as less of a man, rating
as someone whose wife makes more than I do. I
think it's awesome. Guess what I don't stress about, right right?
That's her problem. Uh, to tell the truth bmmss and
whatever that is to eight, two, nine, four or five.

(01:27:27):
Pick a movie, Keep one actor and the rest are
played by muppets. Pick a movie you keep one actor,
the rest are played by muppets.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
Terminator, which actor are you keeping?

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Keep?

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
Arnold?

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Okay, Gimpy? I think the terrifier would be all right.
Of course we're going to keep the weird clown he
makes the movie. But just going around and slashing all
those muppets would be hilarious. Yeah, but there be no blood,
be muppet blood. Muppets don't bleed. How do you know?

(01:28:07):
Have you ever killed a muppet and cotton would just
pour out? Centipede, the human and the last persons the
human that are die hard? Okay, and they're only villains,

(01:28:27):
the human right, and the restaurant puppets. China who plays
Bruce Willis, I don't know animal Kermit, he's the star.
Kermit's the star. Kermit's gotta be the guy, right. Uh?

(01:28:51):
Who in your who in your life always visits at
the most inconvenient times? Who in your life always visits
at the most inconvenient times.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
Maybe my mom when she comes, because she never chooses
to come on like a spring break or you know,
or Christmas break. It's always when everyone's in school and
working and you know there's practices going on.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Yeah, okay, gimpy, h nobody. It's a good thing about
being me. I don't have anybody that just comes over
and visits. I don't either. Phone calls, yes, and they
seem to always happen in the pickup line right when
my kids are getting in the car. And one of
the beauties about that is ignore. I just don't answer,

(01:29:46):
because when my kids get in the car, I want
them to know I'm excited to see them right, not
be like, oh, dad's on the phone. Sh I know
you're finally in your car and can totally let out
all those emotions and chaos. But to tell the truth
bmms and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.

(01:30:08):
What is the best advice you got from your grandmother?
What is the best advice you got from your grandmother?

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Hmm, you could never have too much toilet trees in
your house. She used to stock up on it, and
also save jars because they are useful for so much,
especially like she would keep a jar and then if
she had to paint something in her house, like a
nick on the wall or something, she would pour a

(01:30:44):
little bit of the paint that she needed into a
jar and use that as her quote unquote paint. Can
I guess, yeah, And you can tighten the lid and
store it and use it whenever you need it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Can be I don't really remember my grandmother ever gave
me any kind of advice. Be honest with you, I'm
going to go with the thing I feel like I
heard from one of my grandparents, and my grandmother's the
most and I feel like it's a pretty good life advice,
and that is get me a beer.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
When I would go stay with my grandparents, I feel
like I was more the beer getter than anything else.
Did she ever give you a sip for as a reward? No, Hams.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
Ham spear spear.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
That's what she drank Hams nice. Even after she had
cancer surgery on her throat and she had a hole
in her throat, she would just drink it and spit
it out. She's one of the taste. She was awesome
to tell the truth BMMS and whatever that is to
eight two, nine, four or five. Do you all have

(01:31:53):
a Christmas tree at home? What's your oldest ornament or favorite? Lindsey, Yes,
I have a.

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
Christmas tree at home. I think the oldest ornament currently
is probably one of my favorites as well, and it
is handmade by my aunt from I believe, like nineteen
seventy one. She used to paint snowball ornaments the glass

(01:32:26):
ones and she would date it her name and date
when she had done it. And it's really pretty. It's
a snowy scene and there's like a cabin in it
and I think two kids are on the globe tossing
snowballs at each other.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Snow right, gimme, I do have a Christmas tree at home.
The oldest ornament is not my favorites. I've only had
that one since two thousand and seven or something like that,
for almost almost twenty years, and it got it had
a stupid work Christmas party, you know, where it was

(01:33:08):
like everybody get an ornament, you know, as opposed to
an actual you know, a different kind of gift, like
an actual gift or whatever. So far as so, I
guess I have to pick my favorite one. I'm a
fan of like believe it or not, KOOKI non traditional
ornaments right, wow Wow, Like I've got Waldo hanging in

(01:33:31):
my tree, right, and I've got the dude from Big Lebowski,
yeah hanging in there. A leg lamp Okay, stuff like that. Uh.
But to probably to pick a favorite, one probably would
be the leg lamp one because I have an actual
leg lamp and my daughter gave it to me for
Christmas a couple of years ago. And she also gave

(01:33:53):
me it was like a like a little like a
light up necklace. Says like nothing butt leg lamps on it.
You know. I never wore it as a necklace. I
just put it on the tree as decoration. Of course,
the batteries are dead now and it doesn't light up,
but yeah, I still put it up. There's yeah, we
have four trees in our house, four trees. Each kid

(01:34:15):
have their own tree or just everybody has their own
personal tree. No, each kid has like a tree in
their room, okay, and then there's a tree in the playroom,
and then there's the tree. Okay. As far as oldest
our favorite, I have no idea. There are ornaments like Gimpie,

(01:34:35):
like we have an array of them. Some are globes,
some are I'm sure there are some old ones in there.
I got some old Hallmark train ornaments. It's like a
series for a long time. If I had to pick one,
I'm going to say probably one of the ones my
kids made. But I have no sentimental value associated with

(01:34:58):
any ornament because it could easily break or fall apart
in any moment. Growing up, when we decorated the tree,
there was always one ornament I wasn't allowed to put
on the tree because it was my mom's favorite ornament. Like,
I could help, but that one don't even right. Your
mom is the one that puts that on her She
don't want it broken. Yeah, yes, do you remember what

(01:35:20):
kind of was? Oh yeah, trauma? Yeah yeah. There wasn't
allowed to sit in these chairs. Wasn't allowed to put
up that ornament. Sit in that chair and eat dinner.
Don't you move till you've cleaned your plate. It was
an Elvis ornament. Okay, okay, your Mam wauld being the
huge Elvis fan. That makes sense. Keep your hands off

(01:35:43):
the king. Okay, we get a lot of mary bane kill.
This is kind of along that, but a little darker.
You gotta pick death by AIDS cancer or syphilis. Oh
my goodness, there's a reason that person has that name
attached to their phone number. Yeah, they're kind of a

(01:36:06):
dark person. AIDS cancer or syphilis, Lindsay, Well, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
That's tough because there's hope with any of those. But
if you have to die, what would be the least painful?

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Oh god, sorry, I did not know you could die
from syphilis. Oh yeah, and then they'll start reading into
it and I'm like, holy cow, dude, the experiment they
did on black men with syphilis, right and it killed
them all. Okay, yeah, I guess AIDS.

Speaker 4 (01:36:50):
Because cancer you have to go through all those treatments
that can be extremely uncomfortable, and you lose your hair
and and all of that, and yeah, it's all horrible question.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
Okay, GIMPI I'm going with cancer because at least with
cancer I can still have sex. Now. Granted, yeah, you
can still have sex if you've got age or if
you've got the syphilist, But once people find out you've
got age or sympilest, they're not gonna want to have
sex with you. So don't tell them. You don't give
your health resume already, right, right? You don't. Will you

(01:37:32):
don't give your health resume either way? I think I
think cancer is the way to go. So you think
if you were married and you got age, your partner
wouldn't have sex with you anymore. More than likely they
probably end up leaving you. Stop you don't think so? Well?
You have you all this time, and you never told

(01:37:53):
me you wouldn't know? No, feels like the right choice. Yeah, right,
because you could live the longest with syphilis. I'm just
saying you could live the longest with syphilis. Yeah. Syphilis
includes leading to severe organ damage, blindness, paralysis, heart disease, stroke,

(01:38:19):
and brain damage. Yeah, potentially causing death years after infection,
though early stage syphilis is easily curable with antibiotics like penicillin. Yeah,
aids and cancer like it can happen quick and it's
not awesome. Now, what an embarrassing way? How'd you die? Oh?

(01:38:40):
I got right over by a bus? How'd you die?
Gunned down? And a Walmart parking lot? How'd you die?

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
It's syphilis, untreated syphilis. All radio shows are canceled tomorrow.
You can't be in radio anymore. What's your new profession?

Speaker 4 (01:38:58):
School teacher?

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Elementary education, GIMPI, Oh, I don't know. Jigglow sure starting
only bands? Yeah? I like that. I don't know why
you're waiting, right. Uh? Project manager for construction, that'd be awesome.

(01:39:20):
I'd love to do that now on a part time basis,
go and just manage projects. That'd be awesome. Yes, the
wood got delivered. Check why hasn't the wood been delivered?
I don't know. Let's find out. That would be fun. Uh. Okay,
I like this too. What pie is so good you
would take a life and you got to pick one? Now, listen,

(01:39:42):
I'm not from the pie is the best camp, so
I don't. I wouldn't believe this theory, but for the
exercise I will. I think pie is third maybe on
the list of desserts. But what pie is so good
you would take a life for it? And you got
to pick one? Lindsay turtle pie.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
That's good with the caramel nuts, chocolate whipped cream. Yeah,
and a Graham cracker crust wells are pretty pretty pretty good?

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Okay, GIMPI could be serious though, Ah, I do like
a good pecan pecan that pie. There are two pies
that come to mind that are like, oh my goodness
and it is either coconut cream pie or cream cheese

(01:40:34):
raisin from ham and House. And I'm picking cream cheese raisin.
It's so good. I have never heard of a cream
cheese Oh man, it's so I would I encourage people
to go to ham and House and claremore just for
the pies. Okay, just for the pies. They're so good
as far as I know, made fresh. Yeah, I do

(01:40:58):
love the coconut cream pie. Shit they do it sonic too.
By the way, who would win in a three way fight?
Christmas edition Gem Beyond Shrooms and armed with two hundred
feet of Christmas lights, Corbin with a gift boxed box
on his head and armed with a giant roll of

(01:41:20):
Scotch tape. Or Lindsey after drinking half a box of
wine and armed with two cardboard empty wrapping paper tubes.

Speaker 4 (01:41:32):
H Well, I'd like to say, depending on what kind
of wrapping paper it is, those tubes really aren't much.
They're not very thick or sturdy. But if you get
really good wrapping paper, some of those wrapping paper tubes
are a very heavy cardboard that you it's hard to

(01:41:52):
even break if you put it over your knee, you know,
so depending on the tubes, I'd say I would, yeah,
use him like lightsabers.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Okay, kim be I want to go with Lindsay as well.
I feel like I want to get wrapped up in
two hundred feet of Christmas lights. Right, that's a lot. Uh.
And then what what are you gonna do with scotch tape?
Scotch tape, You're not gonna bind me very well. Scotch
tape is a very strong.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Right, and that's if he can find the end of it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
Yeah. Yeah, So I'm gonna I'm gonna go with Lindsay
and her her tubes. Get beyond shrooms. Trying to deal
with a tangled mess of light just for any you
don't even have to be on shrooms. It's goddamn annoying. Right,
So he's out. He's an easy target. First time he's
stuck trying to unnot we got him right? Uh? Me

(01:42:53):
with the Scotch tape sounds good, But I'm a pretty
methodical person, so I would have by the time I'm
trying to wrap the hand or trying to rip the tape,
I'm getting whacked with paper tubes.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
And the biggest factor Lindsay has range right, which is
she doesn't have to get close, she never has to
be in danger, right, she can just attack so and
she's half cocked on a box of line.

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
Yeah, like that's how I wrap my presence anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Come on, Yeah, I don't know if the wine is
a good factor or not. Uh let's see here. Oh,
funniest card or board game to play with a family?
What's the funniest card or board game to play with

(01:43:43):
a family?

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
Card game? Spoon nick one spoons, where you know you
have to get a certain amount of cards in your hand,
and then whoever gets what they need, they go for
the spoon and someone is always left out not getting
a spoon, and you're fighting for it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Right. It's musical chairs of parts. Yeah, that's the one
you see online where people like fall through tables and
stuff trying to grab the spoons. It's it's really wild.
GIMPI I'm gonna go with do or Drink. It's a
card game that will get you hammered quick, and you
gotta do some pretty insane stuff. Like you There's one
time I ended up having to go outside, stand on

(01:44:22):
top of my car and then howl at the moon.
We did this at like two in the morning. I'm
gonna pick one that we just got recently called what
do you mean? Oh yeah, and it's a mean like
it's a meme without the words. And then your dealt
cards and you gotta pick whatever's the funniest one, you think,
and then the person judging reads all of them. It's

(01:44:45):
pretty funny, hm, and you go, oh, I remember that meme.
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.
The Big Man Morning Show returns next. Human beings are wild,
they're absurd most of the time, and so we're gonna
call this Merry Christmas with a question mark. Okay. Father

(01:45:09):
falls asleep an Airbnb hot tub with toddler daughter in
his arms, wakes up to find that she drowned. Okay,
Merry Christmas. There's another one. A woman found in plastic
barrel was shot dead by boyfriend who warned nephew he

(01:45:29):
had already killed one before making him help hide the corpse.
Damn Christmas. Mom claims her child was growling at her
before she allegedly slaughtered him and shot his three siblings
in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:45:45):
Damn Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
Wow. Man hijacked ambulance, crashed into another car. Then fatally
shot the woman who got in his way. Mary Christmas,
seventy five year old's broken heel turns into amputated leg
after nursing home failed to remove ankle boot from foot,

(01:46:10):
leading to severe pressure ulcer that caused the amputation. Oh god,
it's crazy because the others haven't. Man with HIV amidst
to spraying his blood into eyes of hospital workers who

(01:46:31):
were treating him after he plucked ivy out of his arm.
He used it as a deadly weapon. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
Mom who allowed fatal corporate punishment, severed six year old
liver wow man fatal sex rendezvous and let left body
looking like a hog.

Speaker 4 (01:47:02):
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
McDonald's customer killed another patron over missing fileo fish sandwich.
All mean they're fine, They're not that good. They're good,
they're good. Yeah, they're not that good. It's not the
mcgrib right, right, No, it comes around one like it's
not always there, right. Man fatally stabbed his mom blank times.

(01:47:33):
I'll let you guess, then traveled to his brother's home
to admit.

Speaker 4 (01:47:36):
It thirty two times.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Nope, more or less, you gave your guests one hundred
and sixty three, twenty six, one, two, three, four, five
six seven switching arms eight nine. Man allegedly shoots and

(01:47:59):
kills his pregnant ex girlfriend and her unborn child. Wow ah,
this one's rough. Man killed X then paraded her body
around in a shopping cart before dumping it. Okay, shopping cart?

Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
What did she do?

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
What kind of shopping cart? Was it? Like? A target cart?
Was one of the Walmart carts? I'm gonna parade somebody around.
Is gonna be in a target cart. They're bigger, seem more.

Speaker 4 (01:48:31):
Comfortable, the wheels might be more stable.

Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
Right. Man allegedly stabbed to death during fight over a
pair of hair clippers. Dang, wow, I mean some of
them are. And if you're using a fancy hair clippers
to trim your balls, I don't think no. Kidnapping charges
dropped against Costco shopper who walked away with cart carrying baby. Okay,

(01:49:00):
so like the baby was in there and you're like ooh,
samples and he turned your back and then they took
the kid h eighty four. Eighty four year old man
shoots son in the face for not visiting mother in
hospice care. I told you to go visit. You call
your mama. M hm. Cowardly teen shot ex girlfriend's mom,

(01:49:27):
nine year old brother and thirteen year old sister. Wow,
she probably said, I don't want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Oh yeah, m hmm. Mom spent drunken girls night sending
Snapchat videos before finding baby dead. Oh damn, just trying

(01:49:50):
to weo it up. Yeah, why can't moms have a break?

Speaker 4 (01:49:53):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:49:55):
Woman uses chat GPT to flea man who choked her,
held son, and I point on FaceTime, hm technology man. Yeah,
wild wife pretended to take care of corpse for six
months to get social Security checks. It happens a lot.
That happens a lot. It just blows me away that,

(01:50:18):
Like how long people will put up with that stank
of rotting corpse for a couple hundred bucks a month?
To your point, man beat girlfriend unconscious and then stayed
with her body, not calling nine to one one. I mean,
I don't know if that was for money, could have

(01:50:38):
been for the sex or not or not. Yeah, you're right.
Uncle of boy killed by suspect distracted drivers, attacks man's lawyer.
Don't works. That always works, right, Right? That happens a
lot too, Like the family is just so grief stricken
and they lash out in court. Doesn't that cause more

(01:51:00):
problems for you?

Speaker 4 (01:51:04):
Mm hmm?

Speaker 1 (01:51:05):
Could I think so neighbor hailed for trying to save
woman from burning home actually sent the blaze. What if
you did it on purpose, just to get the notoriety
for being a hero or for her to notice it?
Right right? I saved you. I'm a hero. You owe me.

(01:51:25):
Now give me some ass. Now give me some God
money and ass. So it makes the world go round.
We do stupid things for money and ass. Take a break,
We'll be back, he tells, says Morning show. The show.

Speaker 3 (01:51:45):
Next.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
I'm so excited for this podcast one because I have
something I think is so bizarre to share with you
guys that I'm just excited. And also it has zero
to do with sex, which usually are this extra podcast
is always sexual themed. But I have this story about

(01:52:22):
really crazy ways that elephants died, which sounds not exciting, Okay,
but they're all pretty crazy. Please tell me one jumped
off of a skyscraper. You're just gonna have to wait.
Oh man, the first one takes place right here in Oklahoma.
This happened when the CIA was testing the effects of

(01:52:47):
the use of LSD. I already like where this is going. Yeah,
And so one Oklahoma scientist decided to see how it
would affect an elephant. What happens if we dose an elephant?
Mean so, like, okay, that makes sense. We test stuff
on animals to see how it works. And for those

(01:53:08):
of whom know, elephants have this ability to turn into
it's called must and it's when they get kind of
aggressive and crazy. And that happens when their testosterone levels
rise sixty times their normal levels. Now, the scientists that
did this, he predicted that LSD would trigger MUST in
this elephant, and so he had tested it by administering

(01:53:29):
the drug to a three ton zoo elephant named Tusco.
Now Tusco weighed forty times what a human does, So
what should you do? Got a multiply the dose, yeah,
by forty times, to see if it would be the
same human effect, right, Except he didn't. He did three
thousand times, and he shot it into his ass to

(01:53:51):
the elephant's ass. Yes, got you. The elephant didn't enter
must like was suspected. Instead, he kneeled over and started defecating.
He may have recovered, but the LSD didn't kill him.
The drugs he injected to counter the LSD actually did. Okay,
can use a bunch of cocaine or something. I don't know,

(01:54:14):
but I guess you got to test theories and now
we know, Hey, we learned three thousand is not a
good idea for LSD injection into the ass of an elephant.
How did you get to ask? By the way, Yeah,
that's the biggest target, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:54:29):
Can he go to jail for animal.

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
Cruelty that's in the name of science? Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe speaking of stuff stucked in an
elephant's ass. Oh jeez. So Popolio the tenth he received
an elephant as a gift from Portugal in fifteen fourteen.

(01:54:52):
Oh that's nice of them, is it. So the elephant
spent two happy years in Rome. It had its own
custom built house. It would parade through the city, and
then it got constipated. It caused a real bad problem,
as we know constipation can do. So papal doctors said, hey,
let's give him a laxative. It makes sense. But apparently

(01:55:16):
it's a gold laxative, which is a way that has
worked on humans. So they shoved gold in this elephant's ass,
and he didn't do well. He died. Wow, And so
this elephant is now entombed in the Vatican. That is awesome.

(01:55:39):
I wonder if they still got the gold in his butt.
I hope they got it, to be honest. And then
when they did some modernization four hundred and fifty years later,
they found the skeleton and they thought for sure they
found a dinosaur in this area. This elean, this one

(01:56:02):
is crazy. So there was arethe's bizarre. These are the
most bizarre ways and elephants died. So a circus came
to town in Aquaca, Illinois, and this happened in nineteen
seventy two. So this change. The circus came to town.
Norma Jean is the elephant. It got tied chained to
a tree. Well. While they were setting up for the circus,

(01:56:24):
a storm came in lightning struck the tree, It ran
through the chain and electrocuted the elephant. The circus skidaddled
and left him there dead. And the town people of
a thousand people didn't know what to do or how
to get rid of a six thousand pound elephant, so

(01:56:46):
they had to dig a hole. They dug it twelve
feet deep, with the backo right next to where the
body laid. Five years later someone raised seven hundred dollars
to erect a monument. And to me, that's like nineteen
seventy two. You're like, uh, we're deed.

Speaker 4 (01:57:05):
Somebody was out walking their elephant and let's sea here.

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
After it died it aliens. Aliens dropped this elephant. This
one's pretty crazy too. So the Tower of London had
a bunch of animals, kind of like a zoo, and
they thought like, at one point these leopards were leopards,
but they won't. They were actually lions. And so they
had an elephant that was sent by the King of

(01:57:29):
France in twelve fifty five. I'll say that again, twelve
fifty five, nearly a thousand years ago. It was the
first elephant to come to Britain in over a thousand years.
King Henry the Third said, let's take care of this elephant. Elephant.
Put it to the side, built it a great place,
gave it an expensive diet. But that doesn't mean good
because he gave it a gallon of wine a day,

(01:57:52):
like to drink. Killed the elephant rather quickly, so they
buried the elephant at the Tower of London, and after
a couple of years, King Henry felt bad, so he
dug up the elephant and they put the bones in
Westminster Abbey, which is for like high level people. Yeah, kings, queens,
Stephen Hawkins is there. Yeah, some famous poets and stuff

(01:58:15):
like that are there, and these elephant bones. Oh yeah. Listen,
that was the first elephant in a thousand years. We
haven't had an elephant in these parts since two fifty five.
This one you might know. Do you know who Jumbo
the elephant is, No, Dumbo's third cousin. Yeah, it's the

(01:58:36):
inspiring elephant to Disney's Dumbo. Belonged to P. T. Barnum,
and it's the sole reason that we have the word
Jumbo as a word was because of this elephant. So
Jumbo died on September fifteenth, eighty eighteen eighty five, when
a freight train fatally mowed him down. Oh my god,

(01:59:00):
the train was going to hit Tom Thumb, a smaller elephant,
not to be confused with the two foot tall performer
in the circus, and Jumbo the elephant saw what was happening,
stepped in save this little elephant's life. And then got
hit by the train. He was a hero, right, people

(01:59:23):
thought the story wasn't true and that P. T. Barnum
just was being a showman. That train hit Jumbo with
him without him managing to step out of the way
is crazy. And it's enough that people speculated that Barnum
stage the entire thing because he thought Jumbo was going
to die and you know, get people excited and not

(01:59:45):
have any animosity towards P. T. Barnum. So in twenty eighteen,
researchers analyzed Jumbo's preserved remains okay to see signs of
any disease that proved his days had been numbered. They
didn't find any signs, but they did find that he
died with the weather joints of an animal twice his age,

(02:00:07):
and they also found that the train collision didn't fracture
any of his bones. He died of internal organ failures
thanks to the crash. Huh if you would have asked me,
because you hear all these great things about PT. Barnum
and all that he was a not a good human, right, No,
And then you hear if I'd have said, hey, a

(02:00:27):
train hit an elephant, I would imagine train accidents like
trains hitting things back in the day were super common.

Speaker 4 (02:00:35):
Yeah, and I would think that the train would derail
and go everywhere if it hit an elephant.

Speaker 1 (02:00:40):
I I hear you. But trains have this amazing ability
to knock the shit out of anything, right, right, They're
pretty solid, and as elephants are large, they still got
liquid insides. Yeah, I know, you know what I mean. Yeah,
And I think a train traveling at that time, why
maybe fifty fifty five maybe if it's going for forty five,

(02:01:05):
just the inertia behind him, wait behind it would push
through whatever it was. Yeah, so it probably split that
some bitch right in half. Fucking elephant guts everywhere and food, Yeah,
that's what was the thing. So Old Bett was an
Indian elephant, one of the first elephants to come to America.

(02:01:28):
A farmer bought her as a circus animal and took
her on a tour of the East coast, showing her
off to paying customers. On July twenty fourth, eighteen sixteen,
a second farmer lie in wait along the scheduled route,
then fired a musket to kill the elephant. Thorty's arrested

(02:01:48):
the farmer that killed him, and they charged him with trespassing,
as the legal code at the time left unclear the
exact other offense he'd had committed. Then they released him
without trying him. As a result, the public never did
learn why he did what he did. They do know
that the farmer that killed him was in financial trouble,

(02:02:10):
thanks in part that you're to the climate disaster set
off by an Indonesian volcano that we're all now learning about.
As I just said it, And yeah, they killed old
bet Just dude, I think killing elphant's what the idea
of killing an elephant? Listen, I'm all for hunting, do
what you like, but the idea of going up to
this massive elephant and shooting it is just this weird.

(02:02:33):
I have a small dick energy right right, I can
see how you get there.

Speaker 4 (02:02:37):
I would think that the farmer wouldn't have killed the
elephant if he was in financial struggle. He was trying
to kill the other farmer that was taking the elephant around.

Speaker 1 (02:02:45):
And he missed, or you killed the way the other
guy's making money in his farm, succeeding allowing him to
have money to buy your farm.

Speaker 4 (02:02:53):
Yeah that's true too.

Speaker 1 (02:02:54):
Yeah, huh, is there a there's got to be a
movie about old bet. That sounds like a fantastic storyline.
If not, Hey, Netflix, I've got an idea. And he's
got a memorial in somers New York, in front of
the Elephant Hotel. How many monuments do you think we

(02:03:19):
have to elephants in this country, because it sure seems
like there's a lot. Yeah, the one of the got
tipped by lightning. They built a memorial for him. How
many memorials are there for elephants in America? If you
had to guess six, Okay, gimpy, I'm gonna go with

(02:03:43):
about tree pity, three and fifty. Yeah, Okay, there is
no official count, but almost every zoo has a plaque
or memorial for elephants that died on the site.

Speaker 4 (02:03:56):
Okay, so.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
May be right, laugh at me all you want.

Speaker 4 (02:04:03):
Not all zoos have have elephants.

Speaker 1 (02:04:06):
Okay, let's just say half of them. Almost every state
has a zoo.

Speaker 4 (02:04:09):
Yeah, but it's the biggest zoos that usually.

Speaker 1 (02:04:13):
I mean, there's the Bronx Zoo in New York. There's
the Central Park Zoo in New York. Right. Some cities
have two, some states have two. I mean, right, right, right,
we have two zoos in this state, and I think
both of them have elephants, don't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Then there's circus elephants that have been marked by statues.
There's small statues and benches that are funded by caretakers

(02:04:36):
in the towns that they had. The elephants. Makes sense,
but there is no national elephant cemetery, which feels like
that makes sense where you're gonna find land big enough?

Speaker 4 (02:04:47):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:04:47):
I mean I have to clear out a national forest
just for the ship.

Speaker 4 (02:04:51):
You creamate an elephant?

Speaker 1 (02:04:53):
Uh with a bonfire? I would think, right, would you
eat an elephant? Eat elephants? I don't know if there's
any meat, I wouldn't try human if yeah, if the
apocalypse is happening, sure, but if it's because it's a
do you want to go buy and pick up some
grilling meats? Then they're like do you want human? I'm like,

(02:05:15):
I'm good. Let's see you got the kangaroo ante lope
ooh South Carolina. That book tender is the flesh They
synthetically grow humans so like not real people that they
they grow them and have messed with the h They

(02:05:35):
cut the tongues out of them so they can't talk.
Like it's a it's a wild book that because they
need meat, right right, soiling kind of like a soiling
green sort of thing. Yes, yeah, And like the famous
people right before they die, they sell their body because
rich people want to buy like the famous musician and
eat them, thinking that it will transfer to them. That's

(02:05:58):
it's a wild book, man, It is a wild thought
process in that environment. Yes, right, I would eat human
right trapped on the top of a mountain from a
plane plane crack. I mean, yes, it's the soccer team
I'm playing for, right crashes. Would you eat human in
a dire situation? Yeah, but like if it's just the

(02:06:20):
way that it is now, probably not. I'm sure it
tastes bitter. Okay, zombie apocalypse happens, right, they know it's happened.
We're not working, people are kind of on their own.
It's very vigilante. At that point, we're three weeks in. Okay.
How much time has to go by before you start
killing humans and eating them?

Speaker 4 (02:06:39):
Lindsay, I mean, I guess it would have to be
a very at least I'm closer to a year.

Speaker 1 (02:06:49):
A year, yeah, yeah, okay, gimbi, I think once you
realize that all the food is gone. That for me
is where it has to be at. Like there's no
fucking animal and all whatsoever. Yeah, there's no vegetation and
humans are the only thing that's left. So however long
that takes, because I'll eat a fucking rat, I don't

(02:07:11):
give a shit, you know, I'll eat I'll eat it.
I'll eat a rat, put it stick in its ass
and put it over the fire man or whatever. Disgusting
a skunk, whatever other kind of disgusting animal you can
think of.

Speaker 4 (02:07:22):
I don't know anyone that's ever eaten a skunk.

Speaker 1 (02:07:26):
Oh, I'm sure that's but I'm.

Speaker 4 (02:07:27):
Sure, yeah, I'm just curious what it would be, what
that would taste.

Speaker 1 (02:07:31):
Like, right, I'm sure it's kind of like that. What
is it the fucking blowfish that like? Or the lionfish
or some shit like I think it's lionfish. Yeah, where
you call like, you can eat it, there's a chance
you can die if it's not prepared, you know, properly
or whatever. Maybe that's the way it is with a skunk.
You can eat it, but you nick the gland. So

(02:07:54):
this says that skunk tastes like dark meat chicken and
rabbit together. Okay, they said the meat is foul. Don't
confuse the smell that a skunk emulates as that's what
it would taste like. If the scint glands aren't removed,
you can't eat the meat. If the scent glands are removed,
aren't going to are not removed, then you cannot eat

(02:08:14):
the meat. Properly cleaned. Slow cooked skunk is a common
food that was eating in the Great Depression because bitches
be hungry. Were they eating people? Then? I'm sure there
were cases. It's possible. Yeah, I'm sure there were cases
up in the mountains. I'd like to say one or
two years. I'd like to say when I know there's
no food available. But if we're in a post apocalyptic world,

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there ain't no goddamn news. There's no way to check inventory.
If I'm hungry, I'm hungry, and if I got people
to eat, and I don't like you, right, But like
if I'm you know, looking out on the vast wilderness
of this world that we live in, and I see
neighbor Tom over here, and then I see a possum
over here, I want to go with the possum. I

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hear you, But if the possum is elusive, and neighbor
Tom is sitting there, you lazy bitch. At that point,
this isn't about will you like me? This is I
need to survive for tomorrow, and if I can't catch
the possum, fuck you Tom, right. I just hope that
he doesn't get you first. That's what I'm saying. Everybody's

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on their defense at that point. Yes, you know it
is vigilanteism. It isn't We're friends, and I think that,
like I would like to think that I can tell
what's about to happen by the look in your eyes
when you're walking towards me. You're not gonna be like, hey, well,
I'm the distraction, right, so you don't look behind you.
Tender is the flash of that book I was referring to.

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That happens anybody who is against it. You are They
put you in a like a prison type of thing
so you can't spread cancer. That this isn't a good idea,
right wild book. They're sex in it, just so you know, Okay, Yeah,
I hope they make it a movie because it'll fuck

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people's head up. That's about the only way that I
can get into it. I think you would like it.
Sounds like it. I think you would like it. It
could be a movie. It definitely could be an HBO series. Yeah,
I tried watching that it series, Welcome to Darry and
get into it. Would you think of the first step?
At least the first episode should have grabbed you by
your ball. Then I found it slow, had some startling

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moments for sure. Yeah, I'll give it to you, like
in the second episode, because I've kind of slacked off
a little bit too. But I've slacked off on a
lot of them lately, like I'm trying to get caught
up on fucking Laye Man. Right, So there was a
couple episodes I'm like, Okay, this is pretty fucking lame,
but continue watching it anyway, Yeah, just because it gives
me something to watch. But I thought that first episode

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was like, holy shit, what all these kids are dead?

Speaker 5 (02:10:54):
But yeah, I don't remember that part. I mean, watch
you should go back and watch it. They're in the
fucking theater and she's like, well, hold on to my head,
and then.

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
And all the fucking and everything, the dust settles, and
then she's got that girl's arm and there's no girl
attached because that fucking weird demon baby thing. That shit.
That was another one that was the delivery.

Speaker 4 (02:11:21):
Delivery in the car was so disturbing. And I was
watching that with my eleven year old and my what no, no, no,
because he loves it. My kids love scary shit, like
they love it scary stuff and it well, so we're
watching Welcome to Darry and I'm like, are you enjoying

(02:11:42):
this show? And he's like, I mean that was disturbing,
but yeah, it's pretty good. Like, okay, I.

Speaker 1 (02:11:51):
Can't imagine my kid, who's ten, yeah, sorry, ten and
a half watching somebody's arm getting pulled off, much less
a birth, much less a demonic birth. Yeah, that was
a fucked up scene too. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I'm
surprised you didn't you know that first step. That's because
I don't remember that part. Was that first episode of Grabby.

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It was like, holy shit. And like I said, there's
a couple of them but death and I think it's
definitely worth a watch, you know. Okay, I'll revisit. I'll revisit.
Maybe I can get my wife to watch it with me.
Oh yeah, because she likes No, she doesn't like, she
does not, but I could tricker I think I think
I could tricker with that one. Listen, thank you guys
for listening to us all this year. We're pretty grateful

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and pretty lucky that you guys uh put up with
us and our absurdity and our chaos and uh man,
just another great year and I'm glad we got to
do it again together and looking forward to next year
to see what if we can make it through the year. Well,
I wish I was joking. So you guys have a

(02:12:54):
great holiday, enjoy your families. Uh treat it like it's
the last Christmas you're gonna get them, and uh we
love you guys, and have a great holiday.

Speaker 4 (02:13:03):
Merry Christmas by

Speaker 1 (02:13:10):
M HM