BMMS 12-2-25

Gimpy Tells Us How The Cowboy Cup Judging Is Going, A Threesome At The Grocery Store, How To Cure The Blahs, Gifting Streamers, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & Taking Time Because Your Dog Died!!!

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Gimpy Real, good more room. We've got tickets that we're
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unfamiliar with what this is, it is Oklahoma's premiere cannabis
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then this is for you. December twelfth and thirteenth at
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dot com. I always like to point this out too.
It isn't a cheech and chong like You're not gonna
walk in hot box immediately. No, not immediately. No, it
takes a little while to get there to that point.
They have a designated area, yes, and it's very safe
and everybody's legal there and it's really a good time
for everyone. You can go to the non smoking area

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and still learn a lot about the industry. See vendors
and stuff. Yeah, absolutely. As a matter of fact, I
am wrapping up my judging. As a matter of fact,
I've got two more samples, thank got you, and I'll
be done just in time for the convention. Lindsey says.

(04:14):
That's it where I'm probably like, wow, that's impressive and
thank goodness.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Gat, I'm like, that's only two left.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Out of twenty sebthings.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, good on you. That was a lot to go after.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I've put in a lot of hard work on this,
I have, and right now I've got a in my
own personal batch because that's how they do that. They
get here, here's yours one through twenty seven for me,
and then like whatever, they dispend it to everybody else.
And so for my little batch, I've got a three
way time for first place. Oh yeah, there's some really

(04:51):
really good product out there. Now, did you give any fives?
Because it's fives or tens one out of five or
one out of ten, one out of ten, one out
of ten. And my baseline as a seven, because you
got to think about this, like all this that we're
judging is the cream of the crop, right, Okay, you're
not gonna get anything below a seven. So my lowest
number is a seven, and there's some of them that

(05:13):
have barely made it past that. Yeah, but there's also
a few of them that are up in the eight nines.
I haven't had a ten yet. Maybe one of these
last two will be one. But a lot of the
ones that are in my three way are in the
are in the nine. That's really smarter you because you
could give it a one or a two or whatever.
But even like in boxing, it's either a ten or

(05:35):
a nine. If you win the round, you get ten.
If you lose a round, you get nine, and if
you do really bad, you get probably a seven I'm sorry, eight,
maybe even a seven, right, right, But that is about it, yeah,
because it's the best of the best, right, it makes sense.
And I've learned anything on the show. It's like we
just don't really nearly hand out tens. No, you know
that that is coveted. And there was a year because

(05:55):
I've I've been judging for a couple of years now,
and there was one year that I had an absolute
and uh and and I miss that one. I forget
what it was, but regard weird wait to fall into that. Now,
do what is your for you for it to be
a tin What are the boxes it would need to check?
Do you just need to get blasted or for you

(06:17):
for it to score a ten? Do you need to
be like that taste delicious that? Do you need to
wake up the next day and not feel cleared and
still rolling? Like? What good cloud? Like? What is the
thing for you that you need it to be a tin?
So these are the criteria that it's judged on, all right.
It judges on appearance, aroma, flavor, smoothness so far as

(06:37):
like when you take a hit, does it burn your
throat or is it smooth going down? Then of course
experience being the last one, and for me a lot
of it is based on experience. All right. What was
it like? Did you have to hold on to the
earth to make sure you weren't floating away? You know?
So that's another flavor is another big one for me,

(06:59):
and smell and appearance so so smoothness doesn't bother me
any I'm a heavy cigarette smoker anyway, so I'm gonna
choke on just about anything that I put in my lungs. Yeah,
but the experience, I think is a number one for me.
You know, how was it like yesterday I broke some
up and it looked great. I opened up. I was like, wow,

(07:19):
this is this is very nice. It's looked like it
had been dusted and sugar okay, yeah yeah and real.
I called it a real prickly bitch, is what it was.
Because there's some buds that I get that are really
round and well trimmed, and this one was a prickly
little bitch. And I felt it and I was like, oh,
this is going to be dangerous because when I give
it the old squeeze, you know, you can tell how

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dense it is, how much ts grabbing the flour can
sponge yeah yeah, pinching it between my fingers getting all
up in there and uh and and so I I
grabbed that one, gave a good squeeze, and I was like, ooh,
this is going to be interesting. So I did. I
started breaking it up and it was so bad, bro
the like it was sticking my fingers as I was

(08:01):
breaking it up, and it kept just bawling up against
itself right, and I was like, oh god, I'm in
for I'm in for an oozy on this one. And
this is what was? He good good, right to the
point to where like I got my zigzags out. I'm
rolling it up and I'm trying to use my finger
to pack it down so I can get a good
seal on it. Well, kept sticking to my finger and
pulling the whole thing out. Yeah all right, so let's

(08:23):
pause for a second. So for you, you're getting real excited.
It's like when they bring your plate to the table.
It looks good, it smells good, the gravy's glistening whatever.
You're like, oh dog, this is You're doing the dance
in the seat like you're like, here we go, this
is the one right here and shown up, you know.
I finally, after battling with it, got it twisted up

(08:45):
and sealed up and ready to go. And uh, I'm
not lying, man, I'm not lying. Three hits and I
was toasted. Wow, three hits and this is a pretty
pretty good sized hooter that I was token on right
and I was like, all right, tap tap tap tap.
He gave up. I'm done. It feels weird to hear
you say that. Yeah. Yeah, that's how good the stuff is, man.

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And that's the the the the fun part about judging
this sort of thing is because you get to see
what is really good and what is just I'll right.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Does it tell you like before you start smoking it,
Does it tell you like what kind of effects, like
how strong it should be?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
No? No, No, this is all blind, and that's why
I'm judging it. I don't have no names. I have
no idea or what company that it came from. It
just comes in a jar and has a number on it.
And if like this one you said, that puts you
back in you know, you became Michael J. Fox McFly Yeah,
did you Uh? Can you go back later and ask

(09:44):
what's what that was? To try and get some or no?
Last year it was the last year of the year
before either way, they had given us a spreadsheet after
it was all said and done that had all the numbers,
the strain it was, and where it came from. And
so probably I'm sure maybe I don't know. I don't
know if you will or not, but maybe I can
ask and get that same spreadsheet for this year's but
it has to wait until judging is all done for everybody,

(10:08):
not just for me. Sure, but that would be nice.
I think the one that I gave a ten a
couple of years back was down in Oklahoma City, and
I'm like, oh, that's good, but I ain't traveling to
Oklahoma City to get it right? Right, what have you
learned from the first year you did it to now?
Like what is different about judging GIMPI from the first
year that he did it to now? Like do you

(10:30):
the first time where you're like, this is fun and
just a kidney candy store? And now are you like
a Saumier and you're like, let me gnayry what it's called. Sorry,
that's a real thing. I know that I shouldn't have
done it that way. And like you're like, got your
U your monocle and like my jeweler's loop is what
that's called? And yes I do, and yes, you're absolutely

(10:50):
one hundred percent right. The first year I just went
in ripping, all right, didn't give any description or anything
at all whatsoever. Really, I didn't know what to do. Right,
it gave me my check box. I ranked it on
whatever I felt it was. But as the years have
gone by, Yes, I am in there with my jeweler's loop.
I'm in there smelling it, you know I am. I'm

(11:12):
I'm really into it. Like do what what am I?
What am I looking for? When it comes to cents?
All right? Well, that that that's a bit of a
citrusy smell, maybe a lemonee. Okay, oh god, that's real gassy.
I don't know if I like that people with wine
exactly there's okay, this one is earthy. It smells like, hey,
you know, so I've gotten into that. I've gotten into,

(11:33):
you know, digging down and looking at the dry combes
and the the structure of the bud and and how
well it's trimmed and stuff like that. And and of
course you know, one thing that I learned, it's the
difference between a dry hit and a wet hit. Okay,
I don't think I know this, Okay, So I roll
up the doobie right and uh, before you even light it,

(11:54):
you take a hit off, but maybe a couple of
them to get that flavor, right, okay, And like your
first and kid got it exactly, you know, And usually
that that dry hit is kind of like the smell
you know, before it starts burning or what and then
after you light it, which I've also learned thanks to
our listener Dan old Stoner.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Dan.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, He's like, hey, if you really want to, uh
to get the truth behind it, use hemp wicks Hemp
wicks as opposed to just a regular lighter. Okay, because
what you're doing with that regular lighter is you're also
getting the fumes from the buttane mixed in with that
flavor sure gas girl natural girt. Yeah. Yeah. So he

(12:39):
told me that, and I was like, you know what,
I think I have a bunch of those from the
cannabox description that I used to get back the day
and show enough I did, so I started using those.
So you're getting a much more natural flavor the way
that it should be. So when you when you when
you light it up with that that heimp wick, that's
when you're getting that that wet hit and you're like, whoa,

(12:59):
okay this it was like this on the dry hit,
but it is like times ten on the wet head.
You know. It's I've learned so much just doing and
I know there's so much more that I could learn
on suf of what I've just discovered on my own.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
When you sample these, do you have to smoke them?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Or how well? She I think she means in a joint?
Are do you do the ball? It's best to do
it in a joint, rolling it up in a paper,
A regular old zigzag or whatever your paper is. And
I say that because if you're using a pipe or
a bong or something, you're getting resin residue left over
from whatever plate got exactly and the same way like

(13:42):
if you roll a blunt, you're getting the flavor from
the cigar paper. So it's best to use just a
natural white rolling paper, I see, like, or you know,
the raw in raw papers or something to that. I'm
a fan of classic orange zigzags, but that's just me.
I know the answer to this, but I'm gonna ask
it anyway. Do you have desire to become a gangia?

(14:06):
You know? It has actually crossed my mind a couple
of times. Could you make a living off of that? Maybe?
I don't know, But would it be a fun hobby
to have? Hell? Yeah I would, But I you know,
and I could probably talk to Daniel Lewis, the proprietor
of the Cowboy Cup, and ask him, Hey, how do
I get further into this? Is there a college program

(14:27):
that I have to take? You know? What do I
got to do to become a certified Ganjia? And then
after that? What does that happen? You know? Do I travel?
Do I tour? The country or the world, you know,
looking and judging and tasting the best ganj in the
in the land. Okay. Here it is you need to

(14:50):
spend between thirty three hundred and thirty eight hundred or
maybe even more, and the training can take up to
a year to complete. Wow, okay, so about four grand
and a year of my life. Forty hours of online
coursework and then live training. Now this says you've got
to travel to California for two days for some in

(15:12):
person live training, and then there is a three part
in person exam covering knowledge, service, and assessment, which makes sense.
You want to make sure that if you're teaching to
people how to do this, that they actually retained the information.
The thirty two hundred, sorry thirty three hundred for certification
includes online courses, in person training, and the three part exam.

(15:35):
Travel expenses for in person training are additional. And then
there are other certifications you can find less extensive courses
such as a cana reps okay, an online Cannabis Saunier
Level one course and that's about three hundred and ten
dollars Okay, So there's different levels to it depends on

(15:56):
how deep you want to go. Yeah, okay, yeah, this
is yeah, this is a thing. Okay. Now here's another question.
When you get the amount in the jar for judging,
do you use it all for your doobie or do
you save some in case it's good to have later, Like, guys,
come on over there. I do not use it all, okay,

(16:20):
because if I used it all, it would be just
too much in one joint, you know what I mean.
So I break off what I need. I break off
what I need, and usually there's some left over, and
that is not particularly for Hey, guys, come on over
and check this out. That's for if I need to
go back, like, cause there was this one. There's this

(16:40):
one that I have. It's number three. That's all I
know about is number three. And in the beginning it
scored kind of low, right, And after I got all
said and done with it, I was the highest I
have been since I was a teenager.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
So I had to go back and readjust my judgment,
you know, I turned my experience from a it was
like an eight to a ten because I was like,
that was wild. That was the most intense that I've
had in a long time. But I still have a
little bit left over. So I can go back in
these next couple of days maybe and be like, Okay,

(17:20):
was I just really high at the time or was
this good honest you know assessment of this. So so
a lot of that the scraps quote unquote that I
have left over is just in case I need to
go back and after judging is done over for the Hey, guys,
come on over, do you throw extra away? Now? Even

(17:43):
if it's a bad one. Now, even it's bad, because listen, again,
this is not everything's a seven or a bop, right,
It's still good. It's still really really good. So I'm
not just gonna throw away really really good grinting just
because it scored a little lower than this other one. Over.
To use a phrase, GIMPI uses a lot. It'll make

(18:06):
a turn absolutely and in this case pretty decent. Yeah,
like implying that hillyt whatever, as long as it goes
through the body, Yeah, gives me some kind of nutrients
and fills my belly. Do you leave them separate or
do you put them into like one thing and have
like a grab bag whenever you're all done. Oh no,
they're all still in their same separate jars. Now here's

(18:27):
something new. That I started doing this year compared two
years previous. Is so, so when I get the jar,
I take a like a sharpie or something, and I'll
put an X on it to know that I've already
judged it, so I don't go bash and like oh right,
right right, And then I go to my software and
I'm like, I've already done this, So I put an

(18:47):
X on there just to know that I've already done it.
But this year, compared to other years, as I've started
using a little bit of a star system, Okay, one star,
two star, three stars, three stars is the really really good,
And I'm like, yes, remember this one, all right. One
star is just kind of meh, and then two stars
the fall in between. So that's something that and I

(19:09):
put that right on the label so that way I know, okay,
I've checked this one and it's really good. Do you
ever have like your top three or top five and
then go revisit them at the end to decide of
those three or whatever we like, which one's the best
out of all of them. No, but I probably should.
To me, I put my information into the software and

(19:31):
then it's up to you. Know. I've done my part.
I've done my part. It's all said and done, and
it's up to the rest of whoever does it after
me to figure out because, like I said, I'm in
a three way tie right now. You know, they've all
scored the same even score. So it's like, Okay, I
could go back and probably adjust a few things if
I need to, but I can also say, you know,

(19:53):
here you go, this is what I've come up with.
Y'all figured out. You're gonna love this. I'm seeing you
the link the Instagram for the people that do the
Saumier certification thing, and the guy that runs it or
the head teacher or whatever looks exactly like you would
expect him to look. This Gandalf list is in a

(20:17):
lot of pictures, so I'm just assuming he's the instructor
or the head guy. And he's got a long white
beard that's got to go to his you know, almost
his belly button. Yeah, and very simple where's a I
forget what that's called. It looks like a skirt or address,
but it's not that men wear. Uh. Yeah, he's very

(20:40):
into it, dude. Some of these photos of the weed
right are wild. They're absolutely wild. After when I get
home today, I might have to do that. Take my
top ones right and then just lay him out, take
a picture to post those on the Instagram or Facebook
or I always talked about you should all I think

(21:01):
you should be documenting it more. Yeah, dude, go down
to the picture that is in the third row, all
the way to the riot. It's a woman and it
looks like she's in front of a wheelbarrel. Okay, and
then click on it and look at all that way
to third row, all the way to the right. She's
wearing a black shirt and it looks like she's got
her hair. Okay. Yeah, it's a couple more down because

(21:23):
I was looking at it looks like this dude and
a recliner. No, no, no, yeah, that's a lot of
crin that's that is a concerning, not a concerning like
I would be terrified if I showed up to someone's
house and they pulled out a rubber made tote full
a fully fully like it looks so soft. Yeah, that's

(21:44):
not dried though, is it. No, that's not that's not
cured or anything. That is just straight off the plan
about to go excuse me and get processed. It's not
even fully trimmed. You can tell about looking at it. Yeah,
it's wild, man, Yeah it is. When you to hear
you talk about that is always so wild to me.
I am so glad that they brought this across my

(22:05):
das Glenn. They said, hey, this is what's going on.
Do you want to be a part of it? Well,
hell yeah, I want to be a part of it.
But now that I've been doing it for a couple
of years, it's just such an amazing and amazing experience.
And with the Cowboy Cup, the whole thing. Man, it's
just going on. And I'll be out there all day.
This isn't one of those you know, like Friday's on
Friday and Saturday next week, Right, I'll be out there

(22:28):
from like noon to six on Friday, and then again
from like two to six or whatever. I'll be out
there all goddamn day.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, you're not only a member, you're not only the spokesperson,
you're also a client. Yeah. Yeah. Not to mention, the
people that run it are awesome, awesome, great dues. And
well I'll have him in next week to talk about
it and tell you more than what my dumb ass
can tell you, because he knows everything. That's the Cowboy Cup.
We're talking about again. It's December twelfth and thirteenth over

(22:57):
at the Expo Square. All right, we got to take
a break. We'll be back. If you're listening to the
Big Way news quikies, these are stories you may have
missed in the news and then cover them. Here it's
time for news quakies. World news, local news, and news
that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn, Gimbe
and Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from the

(23:18):
Big nine Morning Show. In ninety seven, five.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Intoxicated Florida threesome arrested for sexual acts in Winn Dixie
parking lot. This happened in Monroe County, Florida, where three
people were arrested for allegedly engaging in sexual acts in
the Florida Keys Winn Dixie parking lot. This happened on Sunday,
where the Monroe County Sheriff's Office said that officials responded

(23:44):
to the grocery store parking lot around twelve oh one
in the afternoon, where they found the three people intoxicated
and engaged in sexual acts. According to the Sheriff's office,
those arrested are Sharon Helen Klinsky, she's forty five years
old of Marathon, Florida. She's been accused of unlawful exposure

(24:06):
of sexual organs, disorderly intoxication, and resisting without violence. Official
said that this is her second time arrested for similar
conduct in public in the last three months. Marshall Adam
Lowery who's forty three of Key Largo, Florida. He's been
accused of committing unnatural and lacivious as disorderly intoxication. Oh no.

(24:34):
And Michael McDonald Howard, who's fifty nine, of Marathon, Florida,
has been accused of unlawful exposure of sexual organs and
disorderly intoxication. All three of them were booked into jail
on Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Lies her face so red. Yeah, probably, I know why
I was being the smart assly runner around the par
parking lot naked or they would just happen to be
in their mini van and that's why they got busted
for the exposure of sexual organs.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Well, they were probably out. They were probably in the
parking lot naked because you know, being drunk, and someone
saw them. I don't think they would have been called
if they were inside the van.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Did you read this fact about this bitch?

Speaker 5 (25:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh about her? This is her third or second, her
second time arrested in three months.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
This is her thing. Yeah, she has sex in public okay,
with the same clientele. Okay, always intoxicated.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
People find their excitement and odd places. And then this
one was a wind Dixie parking lot. Yeah, all places,
a Dixie, Schilagrocia store sex. I really love a good
wind Dix.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Said, No one erect prices.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Man finds cures for the blas by exposing himself to
passing cars. This comes out of Island. We're a thirty
year old man named danon Eerie, all right. So he
decided his life sucks and he needs some excitement. So
what's he do? Parks up on the side of the highway,
props himself against his twenty twelve impaula and then pulls

(26:25):
his pants and his underrews down to his ankles, and
then he just lifts his shirt, exposing his wiener to passerbys. Obviously,
this caught the attention of the police, so they stopped
buy and ask him, hey, bro, what the hell are
you doing out here? And he confessed to his indecent exposures,
and he says that to the cops that this kind

(26:48):
of behavior was fulfilling as excitement that was currently missing
in his blah life.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Mamma said, I had a special purpose.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Go skydiving or something. Don't show us wayner.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I think I've said the story before that I was
like seventeen. It was the first snow of the season,
and I'm driving down our busiest street in my hometown,
and I look up and there's a guy on a
scaffolding where some painters had been painting a building, and
he's out there doing a helicopter.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Naked. Well, good for him, because it would not be
a helicopter for him. He admitted to the comps that
he knew this was inappropriate and unacceptable, as well as
offensive to others. They went ahead and took him in
for two counts of indecent exposure. What probably could have
been just simple time in county or city jail ended

(27:44):
up sending him to prison because why, well, this violates
his probation on other felony acts that he has done. Yeah,
can't be doing that.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Man.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Mom charged for daughter's slow diabetic death during road trip.
This happens in Washington, where a mom is facing charges
after allegedly letting her ten year old diabetic daughter die slow,
excruciating death in the back seat of their car during
a family road trip. Court record show the forty two
year old low Dina We ain't stopping for nothing. McAllister,

(28:17):
pleaded not guilty to first degree manslaughter constituting domestic violence
earlier this month. Prosecutors say the mom let her daughter
slowly die from diabetic diabetic keto acidosis during a road
trip in July. She then left her daughter's body in
the back seat next to her twelve year old sister
and one year old brother for several hours while they

(28:39):
continued driving. I got a schedule to kip too.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
May're right.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
A mother would never hurt their child. Prosecutors say the
mom noticed the warning signs of keto acidosis and did nothing.
The child passed away, at least passed by at least
I'm sorry. The mother passed by at least thirty one hospital.
Oh my goodness, thirty one opportunity. She had said, nah,

(29:04):
we gotta get the gam gams out before eventually stopping
only after her daughter had died. No word if they
tied her to the roof for the rest of the trip. Bumper,
that's no, that's the dog. They put the ant on
the top after she died, right National Lampoon's vacation. For
those who don't know what we're referencing, extremely awful, extreme.

(29:28):
The only thing that I can put my head close
to is that the kid was being like complaining and
the mom was done, like, I mean, she had no, no,
she had she was diabetic. She's not crying wolf, right,
It's not like she's like I heard, I heard, and
there's no problem. This girl had diabetes probably you know,

(29:53):
the born kind, right, not because she's fat ass.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Right right, like type born, type one diabetic?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yes, and her mother ignored it.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Where was the dad? Was he in the car too,
because I think he's to blame. Yeah, real amazing.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
And what what was it called? What was the what
was the reason?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Oh, when you die because of diabetes, it's because of that.
So she died because she has diabetes, and she probably
was low on blood sugar. Our blood sugar was low
and they didn't give her orange juice or candy or whatever. Right.
The part of that I think is fascinating is that
they didn't stop for several hours. Yeah. Usually with kids,

(30:41):
you gotta stop like every four to six hours.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Right, Yeah, there was a one year old I'm sure
in diapers.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
No, you're right, even less like, yeah, you got it.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Ugh.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
It says here the symptoms for this dk A because
I can't pronounce the old thing. Extreme thirst, frequent urination,
high blood sugar, nausea, vomiting, an abdominal pain. So the
girl was probably like, I gotta go to the bathroom. Mom,
I'm thirsty, right, shut up doing typical kids stuff on
a road trip. And you're right, Mom's probably shut the

(31:14):
hell up. We gotta go. You'll be fine, You'll be fine.
We're not stopping. We just stopped four hours ago.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
That's awful.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
The only time I don't let my kids, like when
we're going somewhere and they're like, I got a pee.
I'm like, you're gonna have to wait is when we
just went. That's the only time I'm like, you can
wait an hour.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I didn't have to go then.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, you were in the bathroom. You'll you have to
figure out how to use the bathroom. Yeah, if you're
in there, go bee, or like dad, I gotta poop.
I'm like why did you were just in the bathroom?
Well I didn't go. Then I'm like, you were in there,
but I didn't have to go all the business.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Now I ate my snacks and have to go.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Well, I also know that kids love to go check
out bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yes they do, so do I.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
All right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
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(32:28):
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Speaker 1 (32:36):
Have you seen the arena they're building out by the Turnpike. Yes,
it's it's massive.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yes, it's gonna be really nice.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
I hope. So I was shocked how big it was. Yeah,
so she says more than I can handle. Good morning, Gimpie,
Good morning, Corbin. So here a little bit. We're gonna
be giving away tickets to the Cowboy Cup that's happening
next weekend. And if you can't get in on the
games or whatever, that's okay. You can always head over
to Cowboycup dot com and get your tickets that way,

(33:05):
all right. So our toy Drive is going to be
starting tomorrow morning at six a m. It's our fifteenth
annual and it just takes one toy can make a
world of difference for a kid. And the idea that
kids are going to go without Christmas or a kid
may not get that joy is really the reason we
do it. And we're grateful the Marines. Let us stand

(33:25):
behind them, right they're staying in front of us. Yeah yeah,
and let us be a part of it. And Dave
and Busters helps us, and US Cellular helps make it
happen again, I believe, for the third year. So we
hope you come out and see us at Dave and
Buster starting tomorrow morning for our twenty eight hour toy drive.
Bring a new unwrapped toy so kids in Northeast Oklahoma
have a good holiday. So people get divorced for many

(33:48):
different reasons, but this one felt so different than I
had to bring it up where a man divorced his
wife after she put him in debt. Now that's pretty common.
You know when I the final straw for me with
my practice marriage was when I found a thirty thousand
dollars credit bill, credit card bill, and this guy divorced

(34:14):
his wife after ninety four thousand dollars debt. And to
put to put the part that's weird is she sent
it to a male camera person, like a photographer.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
No.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh, normally you hear women. Yeah, normally you hear women
be the camgirls and they get the money. No, no, no, no.
This is where the wife had sent ninety four thousand
dollars of their family savings to a live streamer and
apparently did it over many years. And I mean, I

(34:56):
guess the person was being manipulative. I don't know, But
if she was paying for whatever he did with a shoe,
I don't know what a woman would want to see.
There's only so many tricks. Yeah, there's only so many
tricks a guy can do, right, And I guess maybe
for this gal, maybe it only takes one trick. I
can't imagine. I can't imagine she was like, get an

(35:18):
apple pie right, make sure it's cool or don't right,
and she became obsessed with the streamer. They went through
chat logs and showed her begging the streamer for attention,
asking him to call her baby and professed her love
for him in exchange for money or he said he

(35:39):
would do it for money.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
So it was all about just attention.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
She just was looking for some companionship, more companionship, more
than what she was getting. Regardless of the quantity of
the level. She was wanting more attention, even if she
was getting zero, she was wanting more, right. And it
is kind of weird to hear it this way, but
when you think about it, I think we live in

(36:06):
a time more than ever where we live in this
like livestream gifting culture. Right, you become attached to the
person that you're watching, whether you think that you're going
you have a chance with them or not, you're still
infatuated with this person. And that's how they gain monetary possession,
is the gifts that you send them. Yeah, And like

(36:31):
I said, it's mostly men that do this towards women,
but you even see it where women are typically women
or older people get tricked believing they're talking to somebody famous, right,
I would argue that's the same thing. That's a gifting culture,
of online gifting culture. And maybe it's like you feel,
the only Fans creates this illusion or mirage of accessibility

(36:57):
because you think you're talking. You're talking. You don't know
if you're talking to you know, three hold Teresa, right,
or just some fast slug in a basement somewhere or
her husband. Right. I think with the with the only fans,
I don't know. I've never been on it. I'm not
gonna pay for a subscription for that. I think it's retarded.
But like that's you on the camera, kind of like

(37:21):
with TikTok. You know how people go live on TikTok
and you can give them that way. It's not like
you know, back in the day with the nine hundred numbers, right,
you think you're talking to three hole Teresa, but really
it's it's four whole time, right. You just don't know,

(37:41):
This says An investigation was done of eighty four top
streamers over one month, and researchers found that fans spent
in the US one point nine million dollars in virtual gifts.
This says, uh, yeah, one point nine million in virtual gifts.
Some top spenders gave fifty thousand dollars a month. Wow.

(38:05):
The same research project recorded an anonymous user spending thirty
thousand dollars in one night and claiming to have dropped
three hundred thousand in a month. The studies researchers compare
gifting to gambling. Fans describe the rush as similar to betting.
After sending expensive gifts, they get a spike of attention, validation,

(38:28):
parasocial connection, which then hooks them to repeat the behavior.
That I can compute that you go and you go
to an establishment and play cards and there's a social
element there. I would think, yeah, you get treated a
certain way. Do you think maybe these are just really

(38:49):
lonely people and that's why one they're getting on these
sites like that, and two they're paying out so much money.
So this in twenty twenty two, gift giving in live streaming,
or machiavelianism in streaming is what it's also called, showed

(39:09):
that people high and manipulative or controlling personality traits are
more prone to heavy gifting. Like you think you're giving
money and you have a you can get one over
on them. Yeah, maybe I don't know, and that gifting
becomes a tool for control or influence rather than support. Okay.

(39:32):
Another study analyzed gift giving on Twitch specifically found that
gifts tend to spread among viewers. If some start gifting,
it increases social pressure for others to gift too. It
becomes a self reinforcing cycle. One viewer gifts others follow Allah,
pay for my food. You want to pay for the
person behind you? No, I've never been that person. Back

(39:56):
to the manipulation, Yeah, part of it. You were like,
maybe they get one over on them. I think it's
more of like the your favorite stripper and I say that.
Let's say you've got your favorite dancer at a strip club, right,
and you'll go there and you'll give her a lot
of money, so you'll get the attention from her to take,

(40:17):
you know, taken away from other patrons, right, and maybe
there's a chance that you know, she'll go home with
me because I keep giving her so much money, she's
paying more attention to me, you know, as opposed to
anybody else. That's where, yeah, exactly, that's where that manipulation
comes into play. I think, yeah, I think you're right,
and I think what I'm saying is just like in

(40:39):
the stripper scenario, you think you can save them, right.
I don't know if that's like a daddy psychological behavior,
like it's my job to save them. Oh, white Night,
that's what it's called White Knight personality. You think you
can save them. Yeah, you think by giving the money,
you're gonna be my favorite person. Right right? Yeah, there

(41:00):
are some weird you know they talk about girls who
become strippers and the daddy issues. I think guys have
this in this scenario, this is what guys do or
at the strip club. Oh yeah, for sure, let me
pull you away from this lifestyle and you can come
live with me, and then maybe that does work out
for a little while, but it'll it'll end. It never

(41:21):
works out. No, It's like vacation sex. You meet a
girl or guy on vacation, you have sex, you think
it's awesome, and then you live with them and you're like,
oh no, all right, Like gal that went all the
way to Kenya for the Warrior we talked about not
too long ago. Stor the hens come home to roost
they always do, and you think they're awesome. It's a

(41:44):
lot of fun, everything's good, and then you realize they
do the toilet paper the wrong way. They're slobs, right,
they're cleaning Nazis. I mean it can go the other way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're just not who you thought or want them to be. Yeah. Obviously,
gifts become a financial liability fast. People can blow tens

(42:08):
or hundreds of thousands chasing attention and emotional connection. So
I just can't. I've never felt an emotional connection online. Well,

(42:29):
have you carried on conversations with strangers long enough to
build that emotional connection? No, exactly, nor have I. But
I think that's where these type of people are as
they're on their talking to them, and eventually, you know,
if you're only on there once or twice, you know,
of course you're not gonna build an emotional connection to them.

(42:50):
But you keep doing it and keep doing it, and
keep doing it, and you're like, well, I know this person.
I've been talking to him for six months now, sending
them money. There's a reason the TV show Catfish is
still on. That's to me. That's why I just know
that they're not real. Yeah, much like when someone says

(43:11):
they're gonna kick your ass online and it ain't real.
They're just saying that there's this guy like watching online
and he rage bates people in like red dead, red Dead,
redemption and it's hilarious. And he got one guy so mad.
He was like, I'm gonna pull your ip and come
to your I am, I will pull up, is what

(43:31):
he said. And the guy laughed. He was like, okay,
let me save you the time, because people aren't gonna
do rarely if never does that happen. This type of
set up encourages emotional dependence. Streamers and algorithms benefit from
hooking viewers into giving more social media any of those

(43:56):
The algorithm is not your friend. It is does digned
to manipulate your weakness right to keep you engaged, to
keep watching videos or scrolling or whatever. I mean, let's
use it more. Let's do a more like normal term. Right. Happy. Yeah,

(44:18):
whether your happiness is finding people you know, whether your
happiness is you know, pictures of Mangioni or whether your
picture you know it's of the chiefs or cat videos
or whatever, it keeps you happy. This blare is the
line between entertainment, social behavior, and financial exploitation, especially for

(44:41):
vulnerable people, lonely emotional or people with weak impulse control.
So then here's the question. Are the people that do
on live streaming I'm just gonna say this term calm down.
OnlyFans are people that solicit for money online, Hey give
me roses or have on TikTok a lot? Are they?

(45:03):
They're They're guilty. They they are the ones taking advantage
of people one hundred percent. One hundred percent they are
because they're convincing the person on the other side to
send them things. At the same time, though, there's got
to have some kind of responsibility on the person that's
actually sending the gifts for being gullible or you know,

(45:25):
whatever word you want to put in there, that's causing
them to send more money, gifts, whatever. Yeah, it's got
to be some kind Maybe it's like an eighty twenty split,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
But also the only fans stuff, I mean, they're providing
a service as well, right, Like you're subscribing to their
page because they're offering you. They're offering a service if
they're whatever that may be. Maybe it's maybe it's not
even like a sexual OnlyFans page, but maybe it's there
they're a personal trainer, workout videos or offering recipes whatever,

(45:58):
you're still so so you're paying to get a service.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
True. I mean, I don't know if somebody who's providing
recipes is also going, hey, give me some money and
I'll make your own recipe. Maybe they are. Maybe, I
don't know. If you want more recipes like this, you've
got to contribute to my fund. I have a Patreon
subscription for a recipe thing, and I've never once had
a conversation with the person. I'm just there for the recipes. Yeah,

(46:26):
I don't think he's my friend. I don't know him.
I just want the recipes. And maybe I'm I'm not
saying I'm better than people. I'm just saying I'm maybe
that's just the way I'm built that I don't. I
see it as a transactional experience. But there's extremely lonely
people out there who don't, and they see it as that, well,

(46:47):
this is my friend. I'm But what I'm saying is
I think there are people that do that knowing there
are suckers out there, oh for sure, and that's where
I'm I'm trying to get to them. That's not good behavior.
But we prop people up that do that sometimes as entrepreneurial, right,

(47:07):
when really they're just scumbags, right, Charlton's prying on a
lonesome buy some snake oil. They're not really selling friendship,
but they're giving you the illusion maybe that they are.
Tex says, I met a girl one time who developed
a fake emotional connection to me because she was looking

(47:28):
through my social media accounts and found things to say
that we had in common. So is that just a
crazy lady or what I mean? I think it's pretty close.
But you're not creating the mirage that you are interested
in them. I mean, I've had conversations with people that

(47:49):
I've met in person that carried on online. But I
feel like that's completely different. Yeah, you've already met them
in person, correct, you've shicken her hand before. That's totally different. Well.
This was in twenty twenty three, when a man spent
two hundred and forty thousand dollars on gifts for female
streamers while his wife was thought he was doing online trading. Oh,

(48:15):
he was trading all right. He dreamed savings, credit cards,
and loans. Wow. Told reporters he felt addicted like a gambler,
and the wife left him after discovering the debt. Did
he say he felt like an addicted gambler after he
got caught more than line. Yeah. A Business Insider investigation

(48:40):
found multiple cases of people burning through entire inheritances gifting
to streamers. One woman spent her full inheritance on gifts
so male streamer wouldn't notice her. She described it as
a slot machine for attention. Yeah, that makes sense. Uh,
I told you about that guy who was doing thirty

(49:01):
thousand one night. A man sold his house to keep
gifting a streamer. A fifty six year old man became
so obsessed he sold his home. He was left homeless.
His children sued the streamer and the platform, and they
got some money back.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Wow, I'm surprised they got money back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
A thirteen year old girl took sixty four thousand dollars
from her parents' bank accounts to give to a streamer.
They only realized it when all payment cards were declining. Yo,
I would maybe I'm a nerd. I have alert after alert.
If one dollar hits or leaves my account, my phone
goes off. I keep track of my money like I'm

(49:48):
not gonna have it tomorrow. And maybe that's bad, but
I ain't getting sixty four thousand dollars taken from me right.
Another guy spent nearly all income on a streamer. He
slept in a twenty four hour McDonald so he could
stay online to watch her wow with the free WiFi.

(50:08):
I've donet I've pulled up to McDonald's to get my
free WiFi. His family cut ties and refused to help,
saying he was the only person who understood him. She
was the only person who understood him. The streamer, A
Sugar Daddy, spent three hundred thousand dollars on multiple female streamers.

(50:31):
It leaked after the gifts had emerged, over fifty thousand
dollars to one streamer, ten to twenty to several others,
total estimated giving over three hundred thousand. Hell no, I'm
nervous about buying buying something on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
These people need therapy. You have that much money, put
it towards something that matters.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I know it's easy to blame the person, but if
you were looking for a remedy to your sickness and
the person was selling snake oil and promised you would
buy it, you would believe it. Yeah, all right, right,
goat testicles. My great story. I love this story. People

(51:21):
were so wanting to get have children that a doctor
was telling them if they put a goat testicle into
their body, men or women, they would get pregnant. And
when they didn't, and they came back to him and
questioned him, he was like, well, you're too dumb or
you did something wrong, and he did this for years.
This is a real story that happened. It's wild that

(51:42):
the tricks people do. You're praying on somebody anyway, wild story.
We got to take a break. We'll be back. Let's
play a game because we had tickets to give away.
The Cowboy Cup is coming up next week. Yeah, next week.
That's hilarious. This doesn't feel like next week's the twelfth. Yeah,
I know, pairing tickets to the seventh annual Cowboy Cup

(52:05):
that's happening December twelfth and thirteenth at the Exchange Center
at Expos Square And it's Oklahoma's premier cannabis championship. If
you're unaware, you want more, hit Cowboy Cup dot com
and we're gonna play sing Sing. Current record is well,
I am leading with thirteen and you and Lindsey are
tied with Dan. Last week's Winter that would be me

(52:30):
Corbyn and Lindsay eight three three four six Oh K
m O D eight three three four six oh KMOD
call up to decide who's going to be your clue giver.
Whoever gets the most right is gonna get tickets for
the Cowboy Cup December twelfth and thirteenth at the Exchange Center.
Eight three three four six, Oh kmo D. Good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 5 (52:52):
Dan?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Dan? Just curious? Are we speed dial one or speed
dial two? It's not even speed die. I just know
y'all number by heart and fired it off faster than
a robot. Yeah. Can who do you want to give blues? Buddy,
Lindsey or Corbyn? Okay, Dan, sixty seconds are on the clock.

(53:17):
Timers starts after the first clue.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Here we go, okay the number after two?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Please uh huh and uh huh huh And knock on a.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
To let someone inside.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Door uh huh?

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Opposite Jones, yes huh. And Superman's clipton Knight yes, oh,
the uh the King of pop.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
And he was singing about this person a woman gene yes.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Oh, turn around ever now? And then I get a
little bit lonely that you never coming round.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Ah oh, this happens to the side, and you have
to wear certain sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
A clip.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
This is a very feminine singer plays the.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Piano timetime time. Three is what you got. That's pretty good, man.
Hang on the line.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Okay, alrighty g you deal?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Yeah, good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Brandon?
Turn your radio down. We've got sixty seconds to beat three.
Are you ready? Yes, here we go. This is the
song from the theme song from the the Disney animated

(55:02):
movie about a woman who is a fish, sang by
a crab. Correct, justin Timberlake's band, the opposite of high
high high, No, no, no, the opposite. There you go.

(55:28):
Cobain's band their most famous song, right. Correct. The Jamaican
Rastafarian died of cancer, and this is the song about
the tiny flying creatures number correct. This is the guy

(55:58):
from Detroit. He used to have a little midget sidekick.
He didn't sing about Indians. He sang about the Dallas
football team, Dallas my boy minus the s Cowboy. So
it looks like four is what we got man. Congratulations,

(56:19):
you're getting those tickets to the Cowboy Cup. Hang on
the line, Dan, I'm sorry, man. You did not win.
Oh well, yeah, go get high somewhere else. Yeah, just
swallowing your other prizes, all right, buddy later, Uh, this

(56:43):
is the one that Lindsay ended on. Yeah, he's saying, uh,
he's singing. Was it yellow brick now yellow brick roads?
Yellow brick a yellow brick road? Uh? This is about
a ship that goes to space, all right, John Rocketman Man.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Yeah, and you said it on the Buzzer Kid Rocks Cowboy.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
What would you have said? Gimpe for that. Well, I'm
headed to the city where the way out west is
something another. Yeah, yeah, this is a and Western movies.
These are the guys that wear the funny hats and
the boots.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Sure. Yeah, I thought Dallas Cowboys was a great It
was a great clue.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
How come you didn't go straight to the Superman clue down?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
We're looking at each other. Yeah, you gotta get him
to name the song exactly. Well, the record now keeps
me to leave with thirteen moves you to eleven, keeps
Lindsay with ten more of The Big Man Morning Show.
Is well all going to say here that a hug
killer Luigi Manon is in New York City Court for

(58:06):
pre trial hearings Angonie's used killing the United Healthcare CEO
Brian Thompson outside of Manhattan hotel last year. About this time,
he appeared in court handcuff but in civilian clothing. The
twenty seven year old's lawyers are trying to get certain
evidence tossed linked to the Ivy League graduates arrest in

(58:26):
last December in Pennsylvania, man Gione's legal team claims police
searched his backpack, where a three D printed gun and
so called manifesto were reportedly found without a warrants. Two
things on that one, they didn't read him as Miranda
rights seventeen minutes after they started questioning him. Wow. They
didn't get permission to go through his backpack apparently, uh huh.

(58:49):
And they made an assumption on the diary that he
did it. I believe the line was like, we should
go after the insurance industry next and kill them all
or something like that. And they're using that as an emission.
And if that gets taught and any of that gets tossed,
he's walking, do you think so? Huh? We'll see what happens. Then.

(59:09):
What else we got here? The world Health Organization recommends
GLP one drugs to fight obesity. Obesity. This is in
your No Done news, right, because isn't that what GLP
ones are for, is to fight your fat assness? Yeah?
I think they're just describing it though. Yeah. The WHO
published its new guidelines yesterday in the medical journal Jumma.

(59:33):
They said the drugs, which include Eli Lilly's Zip Bound
and no Vote nor discs with GOVI, represent a new
chapter in the shift in how society approaches obesity the
lazy way, not just going out there and working out anyway,
just my opinion, rather than viewing it as a lifestyle condition.

(59:55):
Whose officials are hopeful that obesity will be viewed as
a com complex, preventable and treatable chronic disease. What else
we got here? The Supreme Court Here's case over music piracy.
The Supreme Court heard arguments yesterday in a case over
music piracy that could have a major impact on Internet users.

(01:00:16):
Record companies accused Cox Communications, the largest private broadband company
in the country, of not taking reasonable steps to prevent
illegal music distribution. The court is weighing how much liability
Internet service providers have for privacy carried out over their networks.
Cox argused that if the standard is too strict, it

(01:00:36):
would have no choice but to disconnect many homes, hospitals, hotels,
and more simply because of an accusation against one user
at a specific IP address. A decision is expected next
year and then lastly, here NSU ranked second in Oklahoma
for best online cybersecurity program for twenty twenty six. One
of the courses within the program of the university's new

(01:00:58):
Cybersecurity Clinic. The launched in July and is already contributing
to the program's state wide recognition. The clinic is funded
by Google and the Cherokee Nation to support workforce developments
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Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Good morning, Good morning, Gorbin. So yesterday we had somebody
on for our listeners are awesome and uh, if you'd
like to share your story, no matter what it is,
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or you can text it in and maybe, just maybe
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with all the other chickens. And that happened. He's telling
a true story right now. Somebody did that, somebody's mom.
We get emails from a lot of moms. Yeah, we
just do. And i'n wrong with that number one of
the moms. I'm okay being number one of moms. Yeah,
no specifically, but what else? I mean, they're all potato

(01:02:40):
potata like that's subjective, right, Yeah, listener emails, you can
always email us Show at kmod dot com, Show at
kmode dot com. You send an email to us and
then we give advice. This email says, So Thanksgiving was
my first big holiday with my wife and her whole family.
We just got married. I figured he'd be food, football,

(01:03:01):
normal stuff. Instead, her dad decides he's gonna grill me.
He starts asking how much money I make, what I
paid for my truck, how much I have in savings.
Then he goes quote, well, I hope you're making enough
to take care of my daughter, loud enough for the
whole table to hear. I tried to laugh it off,
but he kept going, are you guys planning on having

(01:03:22):
kids soon? Because raising a family isn't cheap and I
don't want her struggling. Her uncle laughed, and her dad
just stared at me like he was waiting for me
to say the wrong thing. My wife squeezed my arm
under the table, but she didn't say anything to him.
Should I have spoken up, said something? Do I talk
to my wife confront her dad? Was it a one
time thing? Or is it gonna happen every holiday listener

(01:03:47):
email from somebody who had a very normal Thanksgiving being
grilled by the inlaws. I found up fascinating in this
email that this just happened, right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
That's what I was thinking in my head too. Should
have happened before they were married, I would think he
would have acted like that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Maybe he didn't get a chance to meet them before
they got married, you know, And maybe it's one of
those families that live out of state, you know, and
they didn't get a chance to come to more. Maybe
they eloped or something to that effect, and he didn't
get a chance. So now it's the first time meeting everybody,
and it's like, I got a few questions for you.
So I don't know, do people elope? Do they go

(01:04:27):
let's elope? Or are they to go? Do you just
want to get married?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Right, let's Elope's a funny word. Yeah, when you are
getting did you get when you got married? Did you
get grilled by dad? Gimpie? No? No, Dad wasn't around.
There was no dad to grill me. But mom didn't either.
But of course, you know, the only wife that I've

(01:04:51):
ever had we dated back in high school as well,
so her mom already know who I was and knew
all about me, so there really wasn't much grilling to
happen there. Yeah, and did your mom grill?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Yes, she's she's still girl. She she'd grill you. She
would grow gimpy. She would just very yeah. Yeah, yeah,
she's a griller for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
What does that mean, like, what do you like to
continue to do it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Yeah? She just is very very Yeah, she wants to
know everything, very nosy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Okay, well that's not grilling.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Yeah, isn't it the same thing? That sounds like he
was asking the same questions, like asking how much money
he makes and things like that. That just seems nosy
and inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
I mean saying the line of, uh, take care, I
hope you make enough to take care of my daughter.
That doesn't sound like nosy. No, that just sounds protective
or be raising family sheep. I don't want her struggling.
That doesn't sound like nosy. He just wants what's best
for his daughter, which I think is natural. I think
anybody would want what's best for their child.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Funny brings it up after they're married, though.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Yeah, I feel again, but to Giveby's point, if they
got married before and they this is the first time
meeting the family, but I feel like that goes without
saying so far as they want you the best, yeah, yeah,
for sure, for sure? Does It's not like something needs
to be said, Oh you do dang, because I had
a different agenda.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Right, I was gonna treat her like crap.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
That's kind of like when you leave and your partner goes,
hey drive safe and you go, well, I guess every
time I'll give him my best. I can't promise anything.
Maybe this woman has a past of dating and marry
We don't know how many times this gal has been
married before this guy, right, so maybe she has a
history of dating and marrying douchebags who can't make it,

(01:06:57):
or maybe have addiction problems, you know what I mean.
That's glated. I'm just saying, you know, you never know,
and maybe that's why Dad, So I want to make
sure that you're gonna take care of my daughter so
she's not going through the same bs that she's always
gone through. This Doug says, sounds like Dad is pulling
his dad card. Yeah, obviously, don't spend y'all. Obviously, don't

(01:07:19):
spend time together. Sneak in a flask and deal with
it two times a year. Soy boy, it's an excellent point.
If this is the first time you've seen him, and
we don't know how long you've been together, but let's
just assume a year. If you see him once a year. Okay, right, right, right,
you're being a soy boy. Uh been through that with

(01:07:40):
my mother in law. Out of respect, I just let
it go. I mean, you don't have to live with
her parents. Let it go until you do because they
don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
To go to a home, or because you're not making
enough to support your family and you have to move
in with them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
All right, I mean another cult. It is very common
for your parents to live with you when they're not well,
like near the end of their life. It's also very
common for kids to be married and live with the family,
the family, not the parents, the family for a long
period of time. That ain't my bad. No, give me

(01:08:18):
the hell out, man, I need to walk around naked.
I can't do that with gamgam sitting in a corner.
I just see my home as a place to let
my guard down, and if I'm around any family, my
guard's up a lot. Reasonable answer. Dad sounds like one
of the types who likes to clean his guns to
intimidate his daughter's suitors. If you get on his good side,

(01:08:41):
you'll probably be in for life. But if you get
on his bad side, dot dot dot nuclear answer. If
he tries it, again. Just look him straight in the
eye and say everything, I need to take care of
your little girls right here, and point to your hog,
not h ogha WG big bull letter hog. I know

(01:09:06):
someone who dated a girl for a long time, and
when he got married, he went and talked to the
the dad who worked in law enforcement, and when he
got to the meeting that they did whatever, they talked whatever,
and then at the end he handed him a bullet
with his name on it. It's a little too far,

(01:09:26):
but and then the fiance knew about it. Oh, that's
just my dad. He's being silly.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
It's not normal, man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Another text should have gone full talladega Knights. Shut up, chip,
I'll go ape poo on your ass, be on you
like a spider monkey. Another one, It's a little odd
that it's just now coming up. It's not really his
business what he makes or how much he paid for
his truck. It sounds like her dad has a chip

(01:10:00):
on his shoulder. Isn't fully certain about the guy just yet?
Only there's anything wrong with that, especially if they just met. Well,
there's nothing wrong with the uncertainty right now, especially if
you're just looking out for what's best for your children,
your daughter in this case. Yeah, it wouldn't make sense
if it's been you've never met the dad, as you know.

(01:10:22):
I think Gimby and I are on the same page
of that they've never been they got married before they
even met the parents, and that you don't know anything
about the part you aren't on board yet. No, you
haven't gone on dates. Yeah, we haven't watched movies with them.
You haven't eaten meals with them? Right that that feels

(01:10:44):
like a fair thing to happen. This's the remount from
a guy who said on Thanksgiving was the first big
holiday with his wife and her whole family. We just
got married. I figured it'd be food, football, normal stuff. Instead,
Dad decides he's gonna grill me. He started asking how
much money I make, what I paid for my truck,
how much I have in savings. Then he goes, well, well,

(01:11:07):
I hope you're making enough to take care of my daughter,
loud enough for the whole table. I tried to laugh
it off, but he kept going, you guys planning kids
soon because raising family ain't cheap and I don't want
her struggling. Her uncle laughed, and her dad just stared
at me like he was waiting for me to say
the wrong thing. My wife squeezed, squeezed my arm under
the table, but she didn't say anything to him. Should

(01:11:28):
I have spoken up, said something? Do I talk to
my wife confront her dad? Was it a one time
thing or is this gonna happen every holiday?

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Lindsay, So, let's just assume that it was the first
time that they've met or had a conversation like this.
I think he should have just answered it, manned up
and just said, uh, well, none of your business. How
much I obviously I can afford it because I own it. Whatever,

(01:11:59):
And if they aren't planning kids right away, just say
that we haven't really talked about when we're going to
start a family. When we do, we do, you'll be
the first to know when we decide to start a family.
He doesn't. Don't let him intimidate you. You're the man
of that house now, that's your wife and that's your family,

(01:12:25):
So don't let him intimidate you. You don't have to
go to your wife about it. Just stay maybe right.
What is she gonna do. She's gonna stand up to
her dad? No, she's not. She will defend you, probably,
but no, defend yourself to her dad. Just stand up

(01:12:48):
to him, be.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
A man, GIMPI I think what's done is done now,
and you know, a little too late to go back
to I can talk to dad, be like, hey, remember
all this stuff you said to me and Thanksgiving dinner,
Well here's your answers. Just let it be, man, it's
all good. Does it really matter? No, it doesn't. If

(01:13:12):
this becomes a habit every time you guys get together
with her family and Dad's always questioning you and always
you know, grilling you, quote unquote, then maybe yeah, you
can simply say something to be like, yeah, man, we're good. Bro,
we're good. Don't worry. I got this all taken care of.
But I think right now it's a little too late

(01:13:33):
to worry about what happened last week at dinner, you
know what I mean. So for me, I just just
let it go on by and I wouldn't think twice
about it. Are you so insecure in your manhood and
who you are that you let another man take away

(01:13:53):
that feeling emasculate you at dinner? Yeah? Who cares? He's
trying to look cool in front of his brother. Clearly
his brother laughed. Yeah, it's a game to him. So
what maybe the dad and the brother planning it out beforehand.
I'm to mess with this guy. Yes, I've been in

(01:14:16):
those situations at family events when a new person is there.
Have you seen those videos online of people like tricking
my brother's new girlfriend that we all rise for the
national anthem before we eat turkey? You're like, that's hilarious. Right,
it's the same thing. Even if he's serious, who cares?

(01:14:39):
Not everything as we're standing up for. Man, if you're
in his house and he's asking these questions, you don't
need to say anything. What are you gonna do? Bow up?
All right, don't talk to me? Lack that okay? Sure,
past the gravy boat fleet, right, it doesn't matter. Right,
you are asking for trouble. Maybe he's seen if you

(01:15:01):
will take the bait. Maybe he really doesn't care. Right
and struggle. Every married couple struggles unless you marry Jeff Bezos, right,
or his ex wife or his ex wife, anybody in
the you know, two Comma Club, three Comma Club, that

(01:15:22):
would be the exception. But you're gonna struggle. That's part
of being married and figuring it out. I don't want
my little girl struggling. She ain't your little girl anymore.
She's my little girl. I'm her daddy, right and if
you can be like, are you serious right now? If
you feel the need to respond, are you serious right now? Yes? Okay,

(01:15:45):
I feel pretty confident in what I've done. I feel good.
Then it's back in his court. Or this is always
a good one too. You may do you make enough
to take care of my family. I'm not sure what
you mean break let him keep talking. At some point
he'll just and keep doing the do the five year

(01:16:08):
old thing. I'm I'm still not clear what do you mean?
Let him keep talking and looking silly, because at some
point the mom's gonna be like, Okay, Ralph, stop, Well,
I just want to make sure that he's gonna be
able to take care of our little girl, Mildred. Or
that's a good idea too, go I probably not. We'll

(01:16:30):
probably be here in a week. Flip it on him.
You don't mind, Tidy Whiteyes? Do you? And you have
a nice bed. I might just sleep in your bed
when you go to work. Don't expect me to mow.
I think you just pay it forward like that too,
But ultimately it doesn't matter he's just giving you a

(01:16:53):
hard time. And if he's serious, so what Let's just
say he's not happy like he thinks you aren't capable. Okay,
there's nothing wrong with going to your wife going do
you think I'm not capable of taking? By the way,
and most households today, it ain't just the guy, right,
there's two people that make salaries usually, so you can
be like, what about her? Does she make enough? Take

(01:17:14):
care of me? Why are you a sexist? You could
always email us show at kmod dot com. Take a
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is you or get to give advices because you guys
send an email. This email says one of my coworkers
put up one of those loud singing Christmas toys on

(01:17:36):
her desk, the dancing reindeer that sings Grandma got ran
over by a reindeer when you hit the button. It's
the kind that wiggles its little hips and belts the
whole song like it's fighting for its life. She put
it up before Thanksgiving, which already annoyed me. What can
I I can handle early Christmas? What I can't handle
is that every person who walks by hits the button

(01:17:57):
every single time, sometimes twice. I hear this stupid thing
about twenty times a day. I'm considering accidentally knocking it
off her desk when she isn't there and pretending I
didn't see anything, or is there a polite way to
ask her to turn it off? Or will I make
it worse? Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Most annoying song ever, Not ever, I don't know one
of the most annoying hippopotamus.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Oh yeah, two front teeth. There's a couple that are
quite annoying, any of them before nineteen eighty? Oh? No, man,
why Christmas is pretty awesome, but in that Paul McCartney
wants pretty good. Yeah, anyway, side quest, that's pretty awesome.

(01:18:49):
We don't really get that around here, where people put
up Christmas decorations in their cubes. No, No, we got
just a few around the station in general, but for
the most part everybody it to themselves. Of course, we're
always back here and they're always up there, so there's
a huge separation. Yeah, but we walk through there sometimes
and I don't see anything, and I don't hear anybody

(01:19:10):
have like their own personal Christmas music going on at
their desk. Bright I said, it's kind of an open
office area anyway. So if you play something, everybody hears it. Yeah,
if you have a phone call, everybody hears it. So
this guy wants to walk by casually one day and
break something that somebody spent their hard earned money on

(01:19:31):
and brings them joy because he's annoyed by it because
it does not bring him joy. Thanks, scrooge, I mean,
is it scrooge? Yes, it's it's bringing this person joy.
It's bringing other people joy because they walk by and
hit the button sometimes twice. Whether it's just to annoy

(01:19:53):
this person over here or because they actually like it.
Either way, they're getting joy out of the out of it.
So yeah, yeah, it's it's being a scrooge to go
by and ruin somebody else's happiness. What about when it's
a kid and you have a decoration and they play it,
hit the button and it keeps going, and then it stops,
and then they hit it again and it keeps going,
and then it stops, and then they hit it again
and it keeps going, and when it stops, they hit

(01:20:14):
it again.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
All right, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
That sucks. It is annoying, though, but again it's bringing
the kid joy. And who are you to stomp on
your happiness, your damn fun stopper?

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Who are you? You would be the one, yeah, to
do it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
But I'm saying, break that kid's harm.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
I absolutely would say to a kid, all right, already,
that's enough.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
I guess things have changed in my life a lot
since my kids have gotten older. You know, are all
grown up? Last week, Well, they're all grown up. I
don't have annoying ass little kids anymore, you know. I've
got you know, fairly decent adult children now, so the
fairly yeah, well they're not just annoying little asshole kids
who want to hit the same button over and over
and over and over it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
But now that you have grandchildren, if they're hitting the button.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Wow, that's grandchildren. Yet I purposely get noisy toys in
the home. For Christmas, I got one of them, a drum. Yeah,
they're not old enough to listen and understand. I for
Christmas this year, you know, one of those electronic play
school drum kits. Last I was it. Last year. I
got the youngest boy, Tommy, a matt that he could

(01:21:21):
crawl on that has like eleven different instruments and all
he's got to do is just like hit something boom
and it plays set instruments. Ah, I'm all about it.
Of course, I'm trying to push my musical agenda on
them as well, but whatever, nothing wrong with that. That's
what all parents do. It's called innation. You'll love the chiefs,
You'll love the chiefs. This text says you could try

(01:21:44):
not being a bitch or run it over just like granny.
I mean, I've had family members be like gimpy and
give us toys for our kids and they think it's
so funny, and I'm like, hey, batteries die all the time,
all the time. So no, that battery is hard to
come by, Honey, I don't know if we can get

(01:22:04):
another one of those. Did you go by the hardware
store and get that battery? Ah, dang, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
They were all out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Happens all the time. I can't really do that with
your coworker te too, this one. This is your purgatory.
We don't know what you did, but you do. This
is on you. Reasonable answer. Just ask her nicely to
pop the batteries out. If she's reasonable, she'll do it
nuclear answer. Walk up to her desk, pull out the

(01:22:36):
old five pound sledgehammer, smash it while maintaining eye contact.
Walk back to your desk. Make sure to leave the
hammer out so on your desk so everyone gets the message.
And then you're gonna be that guy in the off right.
I don't know if I like to even the like
ask her nicely to pop the batteries out, because then

(01:22:56):
when her friends come by to hit the button once
or twice or whatever, they're gonna go no, pointing to
your desk exactly and again, now you're that you're that guy. Well,
we don't want to just you know bother Eric.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Yeah, scrooge over here doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
I just don't think it makes you a scrooge when
you hear something one hundred times in a day and
you're like, I can't do it anymore. We don't say
that about people with Christmas music or people that don't
want Christmas decorations, want Christmas decorations up before December. First,
we don't call them scrooge. No, we call them psychopaths.
Why are you putting that up so God danger that
that's a scrooge, isn't it You counteracts your argument of

(01:23:36):
it brings them joy. Well, No, you're being the scrooge
by telling by by complaining about their their decorations being
right earlier. I get what you're saying. Uh. Listener email
from someone who says one of my co workers put
up one of those loud, singing Christmas toys on her desk,
the dancing reindeer that sings Grandma got ran over by
a reindeer when you hit the button, or when you

(01:23:57):
hit the button. It's the kind that wiggles it's little
hips and belts out the whole song like it's fighting
for its life. She put it up before Thanksgiving, which
already annoyed me. I can handle early Christmas. What I
can handle is that every person who walks by hits
the button every single time, sometimes twice. I heard this
stupid thing about twenty times a day. I'm considering accidentally

(01:24:19):
knocking it off her desk when she isn't there, then
pretending I didn't see anything, or is there a polite
way to ask her to turn it off? Or will
I make it worse? Lindsey, I can.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Say that it brings her joy, it would annoy the
s out of me as well, if I heard it
twenty times a day, it just it would. So you
can politely ask, or you could just the next time
you hear it, start crying and be like and when
she's what's wrong? Like, Oh, I thought I could handle it,
But every time I hear that song, it just reminds

(01:24:53):
me of my my dead grin.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Oh, I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
It was her favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Chris actually got ran hope a reindeer or something, or
I ran over a reindeer. I love that angle something like.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Just make up some tragic story.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
And I thought I could handle.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
It, but I just get it just hurts so bad
every time I hear that song.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Feel guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
You may have to hold the line though. You may
have to do that for a while until she says,
what why are you crying? Yeah? Hold the line, Kimpy. Uh, well,
you could not be a bit about it and just
let it go. It's only gonna be up for a
little while. Man, after we get back from Christmas break,

(01:25:40):
I'm sure she'll take it down. Not a problem, all right.
You don't want to go and break somebody's personal property
that they have at their desk, because that's a surefire
away to get fired or and I'm leaning more towards
this side. Go out, get you a billy, big mouth bass.
And every time somebody hits that button and starts singing

(01:26:03):
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. You hit the
button that sayings take me to the river, and then
just let it fly and then you can words. Yeah,
of course I would. I had one. I wish I
still did regardless. Uh, then you guys could just sit
there and have the battle of the animatronics. That's where
I was. What are you not competitive? Pussy? See who

(01:26:26):
can get the loudest one? And how about this, See
who has the loudest one. Put jars next to each one.
Tell people to come by and vote, put money in it.
Whoever gets the most money. Go buy toys and bring
it to our toy drive that too, because you don't
want to break it. Cameras everywhere. You do not want
to sit across from somebody in HR and explain while

(01:26:49):
you broke why you broke someone's toy like you're indake.
That is not a good look. Man. I'm fine. I
was employee of the month last month. Who cares Someone's
already in the new parking spot bro Yeah, you don't
want to you don't want to break it. That is
not a good move. Could pay the janitor to it, Yeah,

(01:27:13):
that might that that absolves you. Oh, you can hire
a couple of people in a in a one of
those panel vans right to come in and ski mask
or panty hose over their head and then just run
through the office, snatch the toy and then run out.
Then you know, totally kidnapp the toy. Be like, what
the hell was that about? Do you have kids? Bring
your kid up let them break it? Ah, there you go.

(01:27:35):
I'll buy you whatever you want for Christmas if you
break that toy, because who's gonna get maud at a kid? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Oh? When it's your kid.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
We had somebody, we had somebody bring their kid up
there here, and that kid broke so many things broke,
broke a World War two relic gun, yeah, and nobody cared.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Yeah, but she's gonna expect him to replace it. No,
no kid breaks out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Oh yeah. If you bring stuff to work and let
people touch it and push it, that is hardly on
one individual.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
You broke my rein here, you owe me five dollars, right, right,
why don't you go to Allie's and get another one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yeah, and while you're at Ali's, pick up toys for
our toy drive.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
All right, you can always email us show at kmod
dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Lindsay, good morning Corbyn. Happy twenty sixth The porn star
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Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
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time to get in on the silver seats. That's a
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All right, let's go ahead and do to tell the truth.

(01:29:07):
Time to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to
ask anything you want. Just remember keep it clean, no
bodily fluids, nothing sexual, and don't forget We can and
will pass not a question. Let's open up the bone
lines here's Corvin in the gang with all the truth.
You're gonna need eight three three four six O kmod
or text BMMS and then whatever you'd like to say
to eight two nine four five. Let's see what did

(01:29:32):
I have? Oh? Did you see that AMC did a
popcorn pass first Cyber Monday? A popcorn pass?

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Well, what's a popcorn pass?

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
It's twenty nine ninety nine plus tax for the year
and you get one large popcorn at half price every day.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
If you're going to the show that often. But who
goes that? Who goes that much?

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
No? No, I'm paying twenty nine ninety nine to get
half off. Yeah, that's that doesn't make much sense at all. No,
my ex wife used to go to the movie theater
just for the popcorns. You go in there and buy something,
then turn around and walk out. Yeah, so really, Yeah,
I thought that was weird.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
When we would have popcorn days at school. If we
would run out, you can call the theater and they
will sell you the giant bags for like I don't know,
maybe ten bucks or something, and I think it's whatever
it might have been from the day before.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
I just don't understand, Like, why not just say you
get one free one a week for twenty nine ninety nine,
which is a crazy good deal. And yes, you will
get some people that will take advantage of that, but
a lot of people won't. Right, A lot of people
that get those annual things like that do not take
advantage of it. Yeah, it sounds good in the beginning.
You may get it once or twice and then you

(01:31:00):
forget about it, right, Yeah, that makes no sense to me. Well, yeah,
that's not gonna make me go to the movies. No, no,
not at all. To tell the truth, anything you want
to talk about, bring up something you want to I
don't know if you can answer. But if you could

(01:31:20):
change one thing about your current company ownership, what would
it be? Oh it's easy, you cannot answer if you
choose to. But if you could change one thing about
your current company ownership, what would it be? Lindsay, annual raises? Gimpy.
That's exactly where I was going to say. Exactly what
I was gonna say, Stop spending money on music festivals

(01:31:42):
and give us something to live off of so we
don't have to work two or three jobs just to
goddamn make it. Sorry. Well, also, don't never mind it's
a self induced problem. Yeah, tell a lie that makes
things e or tell a truth that makes everything worse.

(01:32:06):
Tell a lie that makes things easier, or tell a
truth that makes everything worse.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
I guess, tell a lie that makes things easier or yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Why because it's because it makes things easier, because it's
easier on someone's feelings, Like, no, your butt doesn't look
big in those genes.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
But you can't sit down in the seat that you're
sitting in right, I'm seeing plumber's crack and you're standing
GIMPI tell the truth, man, because the line may seem easier, now,
it's going to make things more complicated down the line,
because why, it always comes to light regardless. Yeah, this

(01:33:03):
is a tough one. As long as you weren't telling
the truth to hide under the cloak of asshole, then
I would say tell the truth. But if you're doing
it just so you can be mean, right, then no,
you tell a lie that makes things easier. Tell me,

(01:33:24):
doc am, I gonna live with this giant hole in
my heart? Yes? Uh? With toy drive coming up, do
you all have anything you do to get ready? Stock
up on Red Bulls, calonic cleanse, anything like that, lindsay, No.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
Not really. I mean I try to go to bed
earlier than usual just so I can get in a
little extra sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
Gim me hack early, don't get hammered the night before. Way,
you're not going to staying up twenty eight hours straight
with a hanger over. I drink a ton of water.
I can't give you a logical reason why that I
do that. I just feel like it makes a difference.
And a lot of the things we do are all

(01:34:15):
mental anyway. If you were a villain in a movie
or a comic, what would your origin story be? If
you were a villain in a movie or comic, what
would your origin story be?

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
She was abandoned by her family and grew up lonely
and hated the world. So because she was abandoned, she
was when she grew up mean.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
GIMPI his mother was raped by aliens and he come
out with this weird hand in superpowers and he has
to take it out on everybody else. Yeah, uh, I
would say. I walked around being nice to everybody, helping

(01:35:15):
where I could, doing little small gestures, and no one noticed,
and no one said thank you, and I couldn't take
it anymore, and one day I realized I don't have
to be nice anymore. If you're going to play the

(01:35:36):
next James Bond or Jane Bond for lindsay, what would
you want your Bond girl or guy to have for
their double entendre pun name as in Octopussy. Right, that's
a tough one, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
I haven't seen one James Bond movie.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
I know it's so wild.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
It's never my chain. Uh yeah, pass, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Gimpi chesty LaRue yep, giant massive knockers that shoot lasers,
laser beamers. It's gotta be like the curviest woman, maybe
like Anna Nicole Smith, Kirvy before the end, right, like

(01:36:29):
guest girl Kirvy Anna Coole Smith, and her name would
be Lexi plosive.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
All right, have you seen her? Daughter?

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Looks just like her?

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
What song can you not handle hearing? One more time?
Not a Christmas song? It says you can't throw a
Christmas song in there? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
They not like us? Maybe Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
Okay, gimpy God damn. I really don't have anything that
comes to mind because I listen to what I like,
you know, so it comes on and I'm like I
like this song. I'm not going to change it, So
I don't know anything. I don't know if I it's
that I can't handle hearing it one more time. But

(01:37:23):
I definitely roll my eyes every time it's starting to
play because it's become like a weird joke. You know
that is coming and that is sweet Caroline.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
Okay, that is a good choice.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
That is a really good choice. Because I at the
last football game we were at, they were that was
that was on, and I was I was thinking to myself,
I am getting sick and tired of hearing this at
every game.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
It's not that it's a bad song or anything. It's
just like you, it's a it's like knowing what pun
is or what punchline is about to happen. Here there
we go. But may you know people love it?

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
Yeah? Good one.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Uh this text says not to tell the truth. I
just wanted to text it and tell you guys. I
started listening to the podcast from February twenty fourteen, and
that's what I'm listening to all day. When I'm on
my mail route, I never get to listen. I never
got to listen to Big Ye on the show. But
absolutely love the dynamic and how entertaining the show is
with that group. Yeah, it was a great chapter that
was a decade ago. Yeah, if you were going to

(01:38:30):
work for a day for a caterer, a situation where
you'd basically be invisible, would you rather work a back
room meeting at one of the major political conventions, or
at one of Ditty's freak offs, or at an Oscar
way after party where things get weird?

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
I'll take the Oscar party where things get really weird.
And do they get really weird? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
I was thinking maybe the conventions get really weird too.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
If the conventions get really weird, just imagine what the
after parties are like. That's what I'm saying. What are
you picking, Gimpie. I'm going with the Oscar after party
as well. I don't want to deal with politics, and
I sure as hell don't want to deal with all
that baby oil. Yeah, the Diddy one is out for sure. Which,
by the way, you need to watch the Diddy fifty
cent thing that's on Netflix. It's so good. Yeah, I mean,

(01:39:24):
did he looks horrible? Why he let people film him
in these scenarios? It is beyond me. So Diddy's out
for sure. I'm not picking the political convention because I
don't need to know something that I shouldn't and then
be manipulated, right or killed. Right, We're at an Oscar party.

(01:39:45):
What am I going to do? See Kevin Spacey do
something like? Okay, yeah, straight to Kevin Spacey. I just
I didn't know who to throw. Who should I have
thrown in there? I don't know would have been a
better one to, you know, put them in the guy
John Travolta. I don't know what guys, sure, I was
thinking Anna Kendrick. I mean, you know something you wouldn't expect.
But you know, Kevin Spacey's good too. We know he's

(01:40:06):
always up to no good.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Yeah. If they're talking about things getting really weird Kevin Spacey,
that would be it was weird when those stories came out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
I like this one. We've never gotten this for a
to tell the truth One lie and two truths.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
One lie and two truths. I was on the Today
Show on NBC.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
Right, the idea is you don't know which one is which? Yeah? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
I skied in the Poconos on New Year's Eve, and
I have a brother that I don't know about.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
Kimby, I'm actually adopted. I masturbate outside and I'll like
a good Ham sandwich. Y'all will figure that out. Uh,

(01:41:18):
the Chiefs are going to the super Bowl. I can
recite every US president, and I've never seen shash inc
all the way through. What do you do when you

(01:41:40):
go on break, Lindsey?

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
What do I do when I go on break? I
check my email? I go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Sorry, I think that I'm assuming they mean vacation break.
I wasn't quite sure, but I I guess that's possible
that they are talking about daily, So we'll go. I
guess we'll go with daily.

Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
Oh, yeah, that was it. Yeah, get some coffee, go
to the use the restroom, check an email, Gimby.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
I go downstairs, smoke about a half cigarette, come back
up here and continue working. That's about it. Maybe go
to the bathroom, depends on what time it is. I'm
pretty predictable that way, and usually it's get whatever it
is I need for the next segment, or deal with

(01:42:44):
an email. I'm trying to work through. Occasionally bathroom, occasionally food. Uh.
Time to tell the truth. You all getting fired this year, Lindsey. No, Gimby,
I mean, anything's possible, but I don't know. They haven't

(01:43:04):
told me yet. It hasn't come out in a company
newsletter yet. Yeah, I'm gonna say. I mean, there's only
a few weeks left. Highly unlikely, being where the chess
pieces are on board. Highly unlikely. But you can never
know the people that got fired before. I didn't see
that happening, So all right, any of you have a

(01:43:26):
No Kidden moment lately? Not only did I discover my
truck of four years as a CD player tucked between
the console knobs, it has a bon Jovi CD in it?
No Kidden? Did you put it there? Or did you
buy it? How awesome is that? You know? Buy a
truck comes with a free bon Jovi CD? Right? I
ain't a CD player, Lindsey will give you on a

(01:43:51):
No Kidden moment lately?

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
Yeah, I guess I Speaking of vehicles, I was adjusting
my seat and I pressed a different button and another
leg rest popped up underneath my seat that I didn't
realize was there before. It was like an extension for

(01:44:18):
my legs, which I thought was kind of cool. And
now I'm using that No Kidden didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:24):
Was there gimbi that Steve bushimmy was in a lonesome
dove no kidding exactly. I was watching that over the
holiday break and it comes to the credits it says
Steve Bushimi. I said, no kidding, and then I had
to go and look him up. And then I was like, okay, yeah,
I remember that character now, But when I watched it

(01:44:45):
way back in the day, it didn't. I didn't realize
that was Steve Bushimi. I wasn't this Steve buchhimmy fan
at that time. Yeah. I just had this yesterday, had
about ten oh five, when equipment hadn't been tested. No,
no kidding, didn't no kidd uh. What's something you pretend
to enjoy but you secretly can't stand?

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
M hm, laundry.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
Give me something you pretend to enjoy but secretly can't stand.
I'm getting up at one thirty in the morning. That
really kicks me in the ass. When we're on vacation,
I'm like, why, oh yeah, up at one And then
when you start to just yeah, the pickup line at school, goode.

(01:45:41):
There is so much phantom traffic jam and a pickup line.
It's wild. And I don't think anybody's inherently doing anything wrong.
It's just h it is M Cortman. There is one
way to fix that, and that's to show up at
noon to pick up your kid. You can't now where

(01:46:01):
I go to my kids go. You can because the
police have said they're gonna start ticketing people to do that. Really, yeah,
because it backs up traffic. Mary Bank killed Birthday Edition
Lucy lou Nellie for Toto or Britney Spears. What a
weird list? Mary Bank killed Lucy lou Nellie for Tado

(01:46:27):
or Britney Spears. Lindsay, Well, part of.

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
Me wants to bang Brittany because she's like the crazy one.
But anymore she just looks like she needs to be powerwashed.

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
It's so greasy, right like, So I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
I don't. I don't want to have anything to do
with that. So she's probably the richest. I think she's
the richest. No, okay, okay, then I'm gonna kill her.

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
GESU changed quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
I know, I'm just gonna kill off Britney. I'll marry
Lucy lou because she's probably the richest, and I'll bang
Nelly Fortato. Um yeah, well, I wonder what she's up
to these days.

Speaker 1 (01:47:18):
Nellie Forritato, Yeah about too fitty bad?

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
No, really, she.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
Looks like she's aged. Yes, god, kimpy, she yessed. Oh
she's still cute, KIMPI, what about you. I'm definitely killing
off Britney Spears man back in nineteen ninety nine, Britney
Spears Faux Show hooked me up. But Lindsey has a
very good point. She looks greasy, grimy, She looks like

(01:47:45):
she belongs in the damn trailer park. She is not
attractive at all, whatsoever. She got no ass, She's got
a back with crack. That's about as far as that goes.

Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
And there's always dog poop in her videos on Instagram. Really, yes,
she's dance and all her little videos in like her
her her front, fourier in her in her house, and
there's dog poop sitting in the background.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
I gotta see this. She is a disgusting human being, really,
and it's such a shame, man, it really is such
a Brittany Sorry, Brittany bitch, you gotta go and uh listen,
I like big ass Nellie Fortado, I'm gonna pound it
Faux Show. Uh so that leaves me, you know, Mary

(01:48:30):
and Lucy Lou. I got no problem with that. I
think she's attractive now. She's also the oldest out of
the whole bunch. But what epps, I'm going through these
photo of those videos. I gotta see the doggie do.
That is fantastic. That's a fantastic thing. If that's true,
this is actually really tough. Nelly for Tado and Brittany

(01:48:51):
have the most money, and Nelly for Tato definitely looks
older than everybody else. But I'm so prized Gimpie didn't
pick Britney Spears because what do we say about the
crazy girls? They like to bang. But I also don't
want to get stabbed again again. I'm picking man. I

(01:49:15):
think this is really tough. I'm going to bang Britney
Spears because that's funny. I'm going to kill Lucy Lou
and marry Nelly Fortado. I'm like a bird. Why not.
I'm not gonna fly away. She's a big bird. But ah,

(01:49:37):
each one of the only purpose person that seems normal
out of all these for whatever attribute would be Lucy Lou.
Why do you say that? No, you have nothing bad
to say about her? Well, you know her, I mean
for me, personally. I mean, she's fifty seven, but that
ain't nothing out of the group that we have to
choose from. She's the oldest one, but she's cute too.

(01:49:58):
How old is Nelly Furtado? Forty seven? Did I hit
that right? Did I see that right? Yeah? Forty seven?
And Brittany is for faux Fox. Yeah. Lucy Lou looks great,
she doesn't she go? Yeah, she has easily been like
through the years.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
Not.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
She doesn't look like she's aged at all. No, a
little bit in the face, but not in that picture though.
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.
People magazine has this article that is talking about people
who own dogs and that workplaces should give employees time

(01:50:39):
off if their pet dies. Now, I know what everybody's
going to say. Let me give you the counter argument. First.
For some people, your dog is you like more than
most humans. For some people, your dog is your roommate.

(01:51:00):
For some people, your dog might be the person like
might feel like family. I know it's not, and those
losses can be quite devastating. Not everybody is like, it's
a dog, I'll get another one. So for some people
it's quite devastating, and for me when I hear that argument,

(01:51:21):
You're like, yeah, that makes sense. I don't want a
blubbing idiot at work, regardless of what it's for, So
that would be the counter argument. What do you think, Lindsay,
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
Yeah, I'm fine with that. I personally, I don't feel
like I would need a day off if one of
my animals died. Not to say that I don't love
them the same, you know what I mean. But I'm
for it because I know there are a lot of
people that treat their animals as if they were there.
They call them their children. I don't necessarily agree with

(01:51:56):
that statement, but yeah, they are family members. Whatever, I'm
fine with it. If you feel like you need time
off to grieve your dead pet, so be it. I'm
fine with it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
Kimpy, I think it's effing retarded and you need to
shut up and get back to work, is what I
think you need to do. It's a goddamn pet, all right,
get over it. It's not your mom, it's not your brother,
it's not your grandma. I'll even let you have a
couple of days off for your second cousin who lives
in Toronto that you've only met twice. All right, but
this is your dog, this is your cat. Okay, get

(01:52:35):
back to work. You'll get over it. So I don't
disagree with your what you're saying, but I also feel like,
what's it matter, You'll get over it. In regards to
letting them have the time off too, it doesn't matter. Yeah,
it doesn't matter if you give them the time off.
Who cares? So are we talking like you're taking it

(01:52:55):
unpaid time off or are you getting bereavement pay getting
paid for these three days you got to take off
because Fido died and you can't keep yourself together. Yeah,
that's a fair question. I think the article said entitled
to time off when a pet died, So I'm going
to assume paid. No chance. Man, If you want to

(01:53:17):
take the time off, if you want to use your
vacation time or whatever to go grieve over over Rover,
then uh, that's on you. But I'm not going to
pay you to go. And because you're you're sad your
cat died. Yeah, to be clear, it says dog eptom

(01:53:38):
cats whatever insert here, no dogs. The article says dog. Okay, fine,
I know some of you have a parakeet or whatever,
but we can all agree I'll throw cats here. Dogs
and cats as pets is a completely different partnership then
a durabile for some of you. Some people are a

(01:54:01):
lot closer to their gerbils than others. Corbin. Yeah, and
I think there's a fair question of are we talking
about a dog who gets hit by a car tragically
and you witnessed it. Are we talking about a dog
who was fifteen who was like, yeah, it was the end, man,
It's lived a very, very full life. Yeah. The shock,
well I'm talking about was the shock of it, Like
you didn't see it approaching, right, if you knew like

(01:54:24):
your dog was gonna die next year, or hey, i'm
planning to put him down in two weeks, I'm going
to two days off. I'd be like, okay, but if
your dog gets hit by a car and you're walking
with your kid and you both witnessed it, yeah, take
a couple of days, it's fine. Well, yeah, if you're
walking your dog and it gets hit by a car
while it's still attached to the leash, that might be
a little traumatic. At that point, I think you're taking

(01:54:46):
time off for your own self, not because your dog died,
but you're taking time off for yourself if your dog
dies in reny scenario, I don't think you're taking off
for the dog or to deal with the arrangements, right.

Speaker 2 (01:54:59):
But even when if you have to put your dog
down because your dog has got cancer or whatever and
you have to decide to put it down, I think
taking a day off for that too is fine.

Speaker 1 (01:55:12):
I don't disagree. I think that ultimately, when it comes
to your job, are you being a kind of ase? Yes,
but I don't want you here if you're not productive,
you're actually holding the lineup. You're slowing the rest of
the company down with you being like put the sprockets on,
Put the sprocket and there's tears all over it. That's

(01:55:35):
not awesome. You're you're kind of ruined the company morale.
I think as a leader or a manager, you get
more credit for, even as silly as it is, being
like take what you need. And also, hey, team, I
don't want us disrupted. Let whoever have the time, Let
Mildred have the time off. She has five other cats, man,

(01:55:58):
be fine. That's good question too. How many cats do
you have? Right? Or pets and jen or whatever? You know,
there are houses out there that have five, six, seven dogs. Yeah,
at one time, and if you've got another one, you've
got four other one, you're yeah, good again. I don't

(01:56:18):
disc Some people are texting it some really funny things,
like they think it's pretty stupid. But and I don't disagree.
But that hardly means that it should be the way
I think. I don't think people should be black eyed
peas are okra but y'all do anyway, right, So to me,
I think you get more of a benefit by just
giving them the time off than you do being like

(01:56:38):
what was the phrase used, gimpi and retarded. Yeah, okay,
I'm not the only one who thinks that. By the way,
that doesn't mean anything. There's a whole bunch of people
in Jokestown that agreed they were brainwashed. Oh so the
rest of you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:56:56):
They hold funerals for like canines that are dogs, like
the dog?

Speaker 1 (01:57:02):
Sure, so is that silly? Should if you are someone
who is a canine officer or in the military, have
you had a canine companion and that dog dies, should
you get the day off? I want to answer your
question with the question, if you died or Lindsey died,
should I have the day off because we're coworkers, and

(01:57:27):
so is your military dog or your police dog. That's
your coworker, that's your partner, that's somebody you spend a
lot of time with, right, Yeah, probably more so than
anybody else. So yeah, at that point in time, I think, yeah,
you should probably take time off for their funeralal, but
get three days bereavement pay because you know they died. Huh.

(01:57:49):
I mean your description you just gave is what people
would describe as their pet, their dog, someone they spend
a lot of time with. I spend a lot of
time with my animals. I've got eight roommates. Okay, I'm
not asking for time off if any of them die.
You know what I do, dig a hole in the backyard,
cover it back up, and then back to work I
go the next day. So many Texas in I don't

(01:58:10):
disagree with Kimpie, But does he not realize that life
isn't just work? One hundred percent? I know life isn't
just work. There's a lot more to it. But we're
talking about taking time off because your dog died. Ah. Again,
I think it's fine. Now if you do it three
times in a year, it's gonna be like, Okay, Sally,
we got to talk about this. How the rest of

(01:58:30):
your dog's doing. Are they in good health? Right? People
be people? And is Sally worth it? Right? Is Sally
the best spacely Sprocket assembler there is?

Speaker 2 (01:58:46):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:58:46):
Okay, yeah, take some time off, who cares? Just come
back two days right by the way. You don't get today.
That's what you get for your spouse. You get three
days on, you know. For family. I thought it was
too I thought the last maybe they gave us more
one more.

Speaker 2 (01:59:01):
Fido was family.

Speaker 1 (01:59:03):
No, No he wasn't. Yeah I think he was. Yeah,
he's your family pet.

Speaker 2 (01:59:12):
Yeah, family pet, family, family pet, got him when he
was just a puppy.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
So do you for fifteen years do you let your
kid not go to school? Do you keep your kid
home from school?

Speaker 2 (01:59:25):
Lindsay if they're crying and if they need it?

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
Sure, yeah, yeah, I don't see the problem. No, get
your ass in class? What come? Oh? Yes, listen, junior,
this is a very sad moment. But I want to
take this opportunity to show you that things live and die.
Everything that is living is going to die, and you

(01:59:50):
can't just take off. You're going to take off because
your favorite house plant died. I don't think so back
to school, all right? We got to take a break
be back. So I'm constantly looking for things to talk about,

(02:00:16):
and I try to say like more provocative things for
the podcast because we just can have a little more
free conversation for sure. And I came across this story
last week. A woman diagnosed with terminal cancer, split with
her husband, broke up ended her marriage, and then slept

(02:00:38):
with almost two hundred men. Giddy girl, And she said,
this is such a bitch thing to say. She said
she wanted to make her final years memorable. Yeah, you
can't forget two hundred dicks running through you. I mean,
I'm sure there were some repeats. Maybe all I could

(02:01:00):
think about was that scene from Fight Club where she's like,
the end is near. I have condumns in the car
and lube. She was given a breast cancer diagnosis in
twenty eleven, underwent a bunch of treatments, including chemo and radiotherapy,
got amasectomy, and thought she would get better. But in

(02:01:21):
twenty fifteen, she was given the news that the cancer
had spread to her bones, brain, and liver, and so
she decided she wanted to continue her sexual liberation and
so she decided to have this conquest at forty five.
And there's a six part podcast called Dying for Sex

(02:01:43):
that you can listen to more than I gotta listen
to that. That's hilarious. She did pass away in twenty nineteen,
and she had a fifteen year marriage to her husband,
and so she ended that took to dating apps, sleeping
with no fewer than one hundred and eighty three men
before her death. Wow. Well, so she did have a
couple of RepA yeah, all of which were discussed on

(02:02:03):
the podcast with her best friend. So she shared all
this information with her best friend. Her best friends, like,
I got to capitalize on that. Yes, let me tell
you something. I had a friend who was a whore.

Speaker 2 (02:02:14):
I mean at first, when when when you said that
she dumped her husband, I thought maybe it was because
she didn't want him having to deal with being a widow.

Speaker 1 (02:02:23):
And you think that end. You think that ends because
she got divorces.

Speaker 2 (02:02:27):
Right, No, I just like dealing with her illness and
she thought she was doing him a favor.

Speaker 1 (02:02:34):
Stop it stop no, no, very innocent.

Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
I know it just gets worse.

Speaker 1 (02:02:39):
Naive, Yeah, yeah, I know, she probably and I'm not
saying it is, but maybe didn't have a whole lot
of sacks growing up or before she got married. This
very well could have been the only dick that she's
ever had. And she's like, I'm dying. Fuck that, I
want all.

Speaker 2 (02:02:53):
The cocks, she was adding insult to injury.

Speaker 1 (02:02:55):
Yeah, not only did you be there with her through
at least a short period of time. Also, yeah, I
don't want your dick for the rest of my life,
right right, right right, because we all die eventually, because
the timeline was sped up for her. She we we
think that's awesome, right right. So she goes up and
she meets these guys being she did forty five a year.
That's about one a week by the way. Wow, So

(02:03:17):
probably on the tender on you know, whatever dating apps
that there is, And she's like, listen, I am I'm dying.
I have stage four cancer. As you can see, I
have no tts. You want to fuck? You want to
fuck a dying woman? I would probably. I think she
may have worded it a skosh different, but I hear
you maybe so, maybe so.

Speaker 2 (02:03:38):
But also I mean, who knows what the conversation was
with her husband too, Like maybe he was for it
for like, like, yeah, you know what, screw it, because
I'm gonna move on.

Speaker 1 (02:03:48):
I'll remarry probably whatever makes you happy. Yeah, I mean
I think that if you're a partner who's actually loving
you don't get in the way of anything, right, No,
especially if they're dying. You can't imagine. He was like, yeah,
this sounds like a good idea. Can't you pick like
fucking skydiving or something? Yeah? Right? Can we go to
the you know, Peru?

Speaker 2 (02:04:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:04:10):
Can we go to Patagonia or something? Anything besides two
hundred dicks? She says sex makes me feel a lot. Sorry.
She said, sex makes me feel alive, and it's a
great distraction from being sick. I believe that that's very yeh.
I don't think I would do any of the stuff
without the cancer, even though I'd maybe want to, I'd
be a little more cautious about everything. I literally wanted

(02:04:32):
to hump everyone and everything that I saw. I was
horny all the time. I felt like a teenager again. Okay,
And while I was never likely to be our traditional
love story with this tragic ending, she did manage to
rediscover herself in her own sexuality. She concluded with I
wish I could cap off the whirlwind hospital story with
an amazing tale about a guy who swept me off

(02:04:54):
my feet and made me blush. But they never showed up.
I realized I didn't get to fall in love. I
am in love with me. I e I'm selfish.

Speaker 2 (02:05:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05:07):
Eh, Well, everybody you know treats there end differently.

Speaker 2 (02:05:12):
I wonder if he's true, if the ex husband everyone
on the podcast, Oh, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (02:05:22):
I mean, I don't know. I would be like, that's over.
I don't want to get kicked in the balls again. True,
it would depend like how long has the relationship been over?
As it just been over for the year. That's a
little too soon. Well let's do this. Do you want
to go on a podcast and talk about all the
women your ex bangs? By the way, she isn't dead

(02:05:43):
or dying or divorcing you, you know what I mean?
Like that doesn't sound like a good time. But I
don't know. Maybe he was a cook. Yeah he thinks
he watched maybe so, Yeah, maybe so and and and
does that mean she doesn't get she doesn't get to uh,

(02:06:05):
he doesn't get any of the pension or any of
the four oh one k or yeah, that sucks too. Yeah,
since they divorced, then probably not. Oh, I've heard about
this show Dying for Sex. It's on Hulu and it
was a story taken from this story. Oh and then

(02:06:26):
the it's got what's her name? And I forget the
name of the actress, but she's a she's a really
good actress and she Yeah, okay, I'm gonna have to
watch this. Michelle Williams, Oh, okay that I I think
that that is crazy. By the way, she's not ugly.
She wouldn't have I wouldn't care if she had a

(02:06:46):
a second me. I. Yeah, that sounds fun. This was
her final post. Oh bitch, I ain't reading all this. Uh,
I've died. I'm no longer I no longer walk the
earth like you in a body that I is a
I that is a blessing when it works, and when
it stops working, I assure you the dropping of its
inequal blessing. That's all I can tell you about where

(02:07:09):
I'm not As I write this, I know what everyone knows,
but most don't believe for themselves. Morality is real for
us all so people who die specifically of cancer. It
seems write viral letters about embracing life, eat an avocado
every day, tell your mean neighbor his lawn looks nice,
don't hesitate, quit your job, go to Bora Bora, And

(02:07:29):
then they go on to tell you about the last
few months of their lives under palm trees with once
Scabi's infected dog, often accompanied by an impossibly healthy looking
person and partner. I don't have those kinds of life
lessons to share. I know what I did at the
end of my life. I know what brought me joy,
but my list would surely not affect you. When I
first announced I had metatastic breast cancer, after being private

(02:07:52):
about my illness, I got mass support, people flying in
to see me, lunch dates lined up till twenty twenty.
The sense of connection was overwhelming, but in a nice way.
There were those people that did come through. About ninety
eight percent of my frantic callers never showed up. I
reached out to a few people to see if they
wanted to get together and got well figure it out,

(02:08:14):
although we never did. I think this is very true
what she's saying as someone who has been by a
couple of people near the end. Everybody shows up and
then they never show up. They'll call, they'll write, and
then when the heavy lifting's ready, nobody's there. I'm out.
I don't want to mess with any of that. It's sad,

(02:08:36):
I get it. Yeah, the point of this is not
to call anyone out or hurt them, because my last
days were great. I was with the people who were
meant to be there. I understand the urgency of wanting
to go out of your way to see a dying friend,
and then somehow it's not so urgent, or the morality
piece doesn't seem real or even like a space you
want to stand in. I never wanted to deal with
this disease and blame no one for even remotely not

(02:08:58):
wanting to be around it, the drop ins and outs.
I realized that people are gonna do whatever they're gonna do,
regardless of what they want to want. Even me. Uh,
I didn't have to buy tickets to bor or Bor.
I could spend days in bed even though I just
wanted to be productive, even though it was the first
time since chemo treatment I had energy. As I die,
I still put pressure on myself. I get angry when

(02:09:20):
I can't sit up to type. There are projects I'm
hoping to finish before I die, but I have no
control over any of that. The only thing I can
work on is being without the guilt of not doing,
accepting that my days are what they were. As a
side note, if you are angry at me for not
reaching out, totally understandable. My death process had to do
be a small and contained one. I likened it to

(02:09:41):
the death dignity. As I floated further down, oh dinghy,
as I floated further from the shore, I knew one
more body would throw off this beautiful balance and safety
I worked hard to create. That's not to say the
love and conscious blah blah blah, she's real. Sorry, Yeah,
I can't imagine. I don't know. I can't imagine any

(02:10:02):
of the end. You're like, I'm glad I fucked all
those people, right, I mean, if that's what made you
happy though, and you got some kind of joy out
of it, yeah, and that's how you wanted to run
out the rest of your days, I'm sure. But at
the expense of hurting all those other people, right? I mean,
were you expecting to get into a relationship with this

(02:10:22):
dying woman. Maybe maybe people did. If they did, then
that's on you. And if she didn't disclose the fact
that I'm dying, then yeah, that's a dick move. So
let me ask this question from like a from a
different standpoint. If a guy banks two hundred women just
because he likes sex and it makes him feel good,
why do we dog on that person? But because she's dying,

(02:10:44):
we're like.

Speaker 2 (02:10:44):
Well, that's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:10:45):
I don't think we dog on the guy that has
sex with two hundred women just because he likes to bug.
We call him a man whore, or we call him
a fuck boy, yeah, or some people call him a stud,
call him a play whatever. Some people. It depends on
a person that you want, but you wein't that sort
of thing. Society relatively relatively judges them as like, eh,

(02:11:07):
I don't think so really, Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah.
I think people totally do that. We dog on people
that have on, whether it's men or women. We dog
on them for having too much sex.

Speaker 2 (02:11:19):
Yeah, they've made a whole television series off of it,
fuck Boy Island.

Speaker 1 (02:11:23):
Well, and we call women's sluts exactly, okay, right, we
degrade people for having a lot of sex, and I.

Speaker 2 (02:11:29):
Think that some people would still consider her a slut
for making this decision.

Speaker 1 (02:11:33):
That's what I'm saying. Like, and I don't see the
difference in those two. Just because she's dying, she gets
a pass, right. I don't see anything wrong with either
one of them. That's what you want to do, Listen.
I don't see that there's anything wrong with it. If
you want to whatever you're dying, like, do whatever you
want while dying or living or whatever. If you want
to go out there and be promiscuous to the degree,
then go for it. That's your life. That's your life

(02:11:54):
that you're choosing. Who am I to say anything about it?
Do I look at you differently? Not really, I mean,
because that's not defining your character and who you are.
You know, you like to fuck a lot, so who doesn't, right?
But I think the problem is, and you can't help
but judge people. That's what we do as humans. Is
that you were living a life, but now you're changing

(02:12:16):
that because you're dying at the expense, so you weren't
being honest with everybody and yourself. I think that's kind
of crappy. That's a crappy set of morals. Again, if
she was hooking up with all these guys and did
not mention that, hey, I'm doing this because I'm dying then,
and was leading people on making them think that though
there could be something here. Then yeah, that's a dig move.

(02:12:38):
But if she's being honest with them, like, hey, we're
just here to fuck. I'm dying here in a couple
of months, that's it. That's an interesting take too, Like
should she be telling them she's dying and that's the
only reason she's fucking them? You know, I don't see
any reason why not, because if you do get attached
to this person right then it's going to be even

(02:12:59):
worse when you find out that they're dead. So I
think it'd be best to be a front with them.
Really is this is what's going on? I don't know.
I think that if you're dying and you're gonna, you know,
have sex with all those people, you can be a
different person every time. Yeah, absolutely, So you don't have
to tell them anything. Yeah, I guess. I don't know
if it hurts or helps the situation at all, But

(02:13:21):
that's what I'm saying. Like you totays, when you have sex,
you toy with people's emotions. You just do intentionally or unintentionally.
People can't help with that deep personal thing to not
have some sort of emotional connection somehow, because and I'm
not saying both people do, but one of you for sure. Yeah,

(02:13:43):
that's why people that are uh friends with benefits always
ends bad because one person usually is really into it. Right.
So that's where I'm like, that's for me, the thing like,
you do whatever you want, but when you start toying
with everybody else's emotions on your way out the door,
that's really messed up, right, I think? Yeah, but I

(02:14:04):
know that was a TV show, too, Dying for Sex.
I'm gonna have to watch that. Yeah, I don't have
the hulusu. I'm good. And Michelle Williams is awesome. She
was Marilyn Monroe.

Speaker 2 (02:14:18):
Yes, yeah, it's also on FX, so if you have
FX you can.

Speaker 1 (02:14:25):
Oh yeah, I'll be sure to jump right on that thing.
I don't believe you, you shouldn't. I love I love
this headline too. Disabled woman told to stand up by
musician because she looked stupid. Also, she was pregnant. Oh well,
what kind of disability are we talking? Enough? She needed

(02:14:46):
a goddamn wheelchair. Okay, that kind of disability and that's
where maybe he didn't know. Maybe he didn't know if
she was just sitting in a regular seat. You know,
now if if she's sitting in a regular seat and
that seat has wheels, then yeah, that's a different story.
But you know, people make those mistakes all the time.
So at the show that happened, the band appeared to

(02:15:09):
order fans to stand up and dance while he performed
the song change the Way You Kiss Me, sure, yelling
get up out your seats. In the video, he can
be seen pointing at people who did not comply, shouting
what are you doing? You look stupid. The woman captured
the post calling out the example was not on my
twenty twenty five Bingo card. Sir, I am twenty seven

(02:15:31):
weeks pregnant and disabled. She explained the comment section that
she even held her walking stick up in the air
to show that she couldn't stand. Ironically, she had a
meet and greet earlier with the musician. Oh damn, he
already forgot who she was. She says. They were very
lovely to her then, and they loved that she painted

(02:15:54):
her walking stick beautiful colors. That's funny, That's fucking fantastic.
Everybody get up, Get up? Yeah, get up? No, I
set for real, get up? You right there, stand up?
I mean that set at every show. Get up, stand up?

Speaker 2 (02:16:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:16:13):
Yeah, and now he's know they're talking to me, but
they're not. Yeah, and not everybody who is in a
wheelchair can't get up.

Speaker 2 (02:16:19):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:16:19):
We know a guy who's in a wheelchair ninety percent
of the time, but yeah, you still get up and
walk away. That doesn't make him less disabled, no, but
still if he was told to get up, then he
probably still could. You know, there's so many wheelchair stories
where people are assholes to people in wheelchairs.

Speaker 5 (02:16:40):
Why.

Speaker 1 (02:16:43):
Yeah, this would be one of those like behind the
scenes things they do on TV where they like, you
act like you're disabled, so you can go around and
see what it's like to be disabled. Yeah, right, God,
that would be awesome to do, just to see how
it feels to be in a wheelchair. You wheelchair. Then
I think about because there was a was on there's
a guy on TikTok. I think, and he's a handicapped

(02:17:06):
He is in a truck and people parking handicap spots
and he if he's even if he's not parking at
the place he'll call the police, right and to have
that car tugged as he should. Yeah, And people do
it all the time. And it is the amount of
self control I have to display when I see people
that don't have a placard or a sticker, yeah, parking

(02:17:30):
one of those spots and not be like, what are
you fucking doing? Man? Yeah? And the thing you don't
even know if they are really are. Some people just
have the placard that they got from their mom, their
grandma just so they can get that close parking. Well,
I've seen a TikTok where this guy walked into the
was it the fucking Walgreens or CBS or something, stole
a whole bunch of shit, right, And then the getaway

(02:17:50):
driver was parked in the handicap spot right, had the
placard and everything. So they busted her for being an
accessory and all this other shit for you know, fraud
because of the handicap. And he's like, you can walk in,
you're not a handicap Da Da da da da da. Well,
I got the sticker, but that's not for you. Yeah,
it was meant for somebody else. So I think those

(02:18:11):
people should get busted. When my mom had one for
when she had hip surgery, and it said you're not
supposed to use it unless they're in the car. So,
you know, people take advantage of that all the time. Sure,
and most of the time, and I'm being honest, most
of the time when she was with me and we
had that placard, there was no goddamn parking anyway in
the in the handicaps, right, somebody already got me. Yeah,

(02:18:34):
so it was kind of a waste. I actually get
pretty mad when people park in the Walmart grocery pickup section.
People do that, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah. They're like,
my fucking wait, god damn it, I'm park where the
fuck I won fuck you grocery pickup. That's literally their mindset.
I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

(02:18:55):
I don't mind parking in the far back lot. You know,
either give me a little bit of walk, you know
it cycks on days like today when it's cold as
fuck outside. But you know what, it's okay, there's more
parking back here anyway. Yeah. I one time, this was
a couple of weeks ago. I mean, maybe I told
this in the air a couple of weeks ago. My
wife and I went to Sam's Club and it was

(02:19:16):
raining and.

Speaker 3 (02:19:19):
We go.

Speaker 1 (02:19:20):
She covered yourself with whatever, and I just walked because whatever.
It's fucking rain. And I get to the we get
to the lobby thing and I'm like, oh, do you
have my phone? Because you know, paid to play or
whatever our scanning go and she was like no. I'm
like shit, So I go back to the car. Yeah,
and I can't find it, and so it's pouring. Yeah,

(02:19:42):
it's fucking pouring. And I walk back. So now now
I've done this three times and I'm like, I didn't
bring my phone. She's like, yes, you did, It's on
the charger. I was like what fuck? Walk back again
and sure is shit. My wife, who doesn't fucking forget anything.
I knew exactly where it was and I got it.

(02:20:04):
I'm fucking so guess what I dried? Yeah, it sucked.
It's a fun story. Yeah, that's it. It's not that bad.
It is not that bad. I think about people that
are like, whoa fuck, park wherever I want? Really, this

(02:20:24):
is your now, Maybe you need it. Maybe your life
is such a shit show, right, That's that's what makes
you feel better. You need to feel like you gotta.
But let's be clear, you're going into a fucking building
that has every goddamn thing you would ever fucking need
right at your fingertips, and more than likely you're buying it. Right,
your life's pretty goddamn good. Oh and you have a car,

(02:20:47):
right Go say that to the person that's living under
the bridge right now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, pushing
the shopping car that they stole from the building that
you are walking into to buy your stuff. Yes, yes,
I was telling Lindsay, like this kid that went to
school where my kids go died, young kid right fifth
grade dead, And it affected me then more than it

(02:21:12):
affected my kids. Like I fucking cried, man, because you're like, god, damn,
I thought about the parents. I thought about the people
that this child that's so fucking crazy to me, and
I thought, I've thought about that a lot. I showed
pictures Lindsay of the to Lindsay today of the family,
and you're like, fuck, that's a real thing. You being

(02:21:36):
like fucking parking where the fuck I want. That's you
just being a dick for no reason, probably just full
of self loathing. Anyway, You're taking it out on everybody else,
or just having no regard for other people because you
think your life's so bad. Oh fuck crazy shit man.

(02:21:58):
One hundred and eighty three. Do you think she was like,
oh can I just get one more? How close do
you think she was before she died that she had
her last fuck like time wise? Yeah, yeah, like a
week before, a day before? Was she like because when
people died near the end, if they're you know, that
type of terminal, like the last couple of days of
myth them.

Speaker 2 (02:22:18):
Right, probably the last couple of weeks weren't that awesome.
So I would say a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (02:22:23):
I'd like to think a couple of days. Yeah, like
romanticize it that it's okay. Well, like let's just say
like the last four days. You know, she got one
in on like a Tuesday and then died on a Friday.
So you get it. You're on tender and you get
a swipe and you're like, hey, you want to meet up?
Yeah she's blonde. You're like wow, shit, oh yeah that's

(02:22:44):
your type. And she's like just come to my house,
Like fuck, yeah, all right, knock yeah, sister, not the
woman you talk to. She's like, yeah, I'm here to
see Candice. Yeah, yeah, she's she's in the bedroom. Okay,
I'll just I'll just wait here. Oh no, no, no,
you're gonna have to come to the bedroom. Oh she's

(02:23:04):
already ready, already got her primed and ready to go.
Thinking this is weird this woman, She's like, oh no,
I'm her sister. I helped take care of her. You're like, okay,
maybe she's sick or disable to you. You going there?
And it's already got the smell the hospital, hospice bed,

(02:23:26):
fucking drip drip drip, right, you got the heart machine
in the background, bedpant, a bunch of fucking medicine bottles
on the night stand, and she's like, hey, she lights up.
Hey you came to see me. Yeah, she puts the
gels right there, right, Do you go through with it?

Speaker 2 (02:23:50):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:23:51):
Yeah, yeah, this is a woman's dying wish. Why not?
And yeah, I have a great story to tell you.
I think I'm in more for the story. Yes, how
many people do you know say, hey, I'm hooked up
with this gal. And when I got to her house,
come to find out she's fucking dying on hospice care
in a hospital bed. And yes, she still wanted to

(02:24:13):
fuck anyway, So yeah, I'll let her rip and.

Speaker 2 (02:24:16):
People will look at you and be like, you sick. Fuck,
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (02:24:19):
As sick as those people who fuck dead people.

Speaker 2 (02:24:22):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (02:24:23):
It sound like yeah, just because there's hours difference. Ah,
they're not cold, their body's still warm. Man, you're like
in the middle. You don't have to uh use it
light bulb to heat things up, if you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:24:37):
She's only warm because she's under an electric blanket.

Speaker 1 (02:24:40):
Whatever you get into it, well, that depends is she
getting into it. I mean, you gotta match level for level, right.

Speaker 2 (02:24:53):
Lock the life out of me right, staying cuddle after?

Speaker 1 (02:24:57):
It depends how long I just died in your arms?
To night? Oh stop? Oh god, are you dying? No,
you're on my oxygen? Toube?

Speaker 2 (02:25:12):
Do you ask to make you a sandwich?

Speaker 1 (02:25:15):
Do you invite the sister? Why not?

Speaker 2 (02:25:17):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (02:25:17):
You want in on this, you want to make it memorable?
Come on? Yeah, there's so many questions. Yeah, and then
when you're like okay, bye, not good luck, not see
you soon, things go well, No, that was fun.

Speaker 2 (02:25:32):
We should do this again sometimes.

Speaker 1 (02:25:35):
If you're still alive tomorrow, call me. Yeah, do you
come over. What are you doing for Christmas? Fucking nothing
because I'm dead. Yeah, you definitely don't ask about too
far future plans. What do you like to do in
your free time? I don't know. Fucking live, breathe when
I can not be hooked up to this fucking machine

(02:25:57):
and suck dick. Bring it to me right. She gets
some people, they're like's, They're like some nigga, She's like,
fuck you, I'm dying my pussy. I'm not doing no work.
You know, it's not it's not rotten yet. So okay,
we went too far. All right, you guys have a

(02:26:18):
fantastic week.