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song it essentially, I mean, I mean it could be
Rudolph that you're here for all we know. So this
morning I was watching the news and they were doing
an expose on somebody who plays the banjo with a
jig puppet. Do you know what a jig puppet is? No? No,
how about a board puppet? No? No, So it's where

(04:47):
the like that. It's a puppet, but it like dances
on a board. Oh yeah, and this banjo player ties
it to their hand and plays it makes the person dance. Okay,
and what sure? This is not what I'm trying to
get you on. I got to have something. This is
the context to set me down the rabbit hole. And

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it was a jig puppet of Gilligan. And she likes
gill Gilligan. He's in Darry and the show was awesome,
which we'll come back to. And then they showed a
scene where the cast of Gilligan's Island was in a
jail on the island and busted out of the jail.

(05:31):
Here we are welcome to the rabbit hole. Now. I
don't think Gilligan's Island was a great show. It was
really dumb. And this investigation or side quest I went
on proved this to me. How many people do you
think came to the island on Gilligan's Island in three seasons?
For those are unaware of the show, it's about a

(05:51):
group of people that their ship crashed and they were
stuck on an island. It was on in the early eighties,
earlier sixties. Man, that was a sixties TV show for sure. Yeah,
nonetheless sixty three good good call. And so but I

(06:13):
would watch this after school on TBS at the four
thirty five Yeah, yeah, and beat my after school snack.
That was all about the reruns. Again. I still watch
Gilligan's Island of course on TV. And so, how many
people do you think came to the island but never
rescued them? All of them? Right?

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Anyone that showed up?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, but if you're looking for specific numbers, I'm saying
at one thousands, at hundreds or thousands.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
So guest appearances, probably forty.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Damn near thirty. Okay, thirty okay, now understand. There were
also some movies from Gilligan's Island. They were TV movies,
but there were still some islands. I'm sorry, there are
still some movies. Some of the episodes that people came,
but they didn't save them. The alien visitors. There were
actually multiple alien episodes, and aliens would land talk to

(07:10):
the castaways, and then leave, but not help them. A
mad scientist showed up, and he switches everyone's minds into
each other's bodies, and then he just leaves, doesn't help them.
Dracula and Frankenstein showed up.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Actual episodes.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, the show's dumb. Yeah, obviously there was probably some
sort of Halloween thing, right. A jetpack washed ashore. Yeah,
it was a fully working military jet pack a dirt
and dirt, but gill again uses all the fuel, even
though it probably would be water logger deteriorated from the

(07:49):
salt water. But I digress, right. A movie producer landed
a plane there. He decided to shoot a movie with
the cast, and then he left. Oh yeah, but didn't
rescue them. Well, not enough room on the plane for everybody.
Didn't send somebody back. He forgot he got too wrapped

(08:10):
up in the movie.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
World, they saved them, the show would be over.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
A Japanese soldier still fighting World War two showed up
a while he was Nile. He had a working submarine. Sorry,
I gotta go back to war. You stay here. A
robot from NASA. They lost control of this robot. It

(08:36):
drifted to the island. It interacts with the crew and
returns to NASA headquarters because they come and retrieve it. Yeah,
but not them. Random tourists would show up on the island.
In the movie. There was one of the movies the

(08:57):
Harlem Globetrotters show up but don't help them. In one
of the movies, after they're rescued. This was after the
show was over. They are having a hard time adjusting
to civilian life, so they decide to take a cruise. Yeah,

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and guess where they crash, same island. Not only do
they go on a cruise, You're like, what we're trying
to get over, they go to the same spot. That's
just fate, man, that's fate saying you belong here on
this deserted island. Sure. Then there was another one. I

(09:44):
was trying to remember. I couldn't remember what the other
one was. Ah, yes, this is a sequel that happened
in seventy nine where they're rescued again, but the Howls
convert the island to a getaway resort. Well, let's put
your money to use. And then an he won the
Globe Trotters visit the island. They take over the island

(10:06):
to gain access to some volatile element that's there. I
don't know, and then the Halem Globe Trotters intervene. Stupid.
As early as late as two thousand and eight, there
was talk about making a modern day adaptation of it.
I listen, come on, this wasn't real. They could do it.

(10:29):
They could do it, or my daughter probably could write it. Yeah, yeah,
could do it and should do it are two totally
different things.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
So you just said yourself that you still watch it.
I do.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I do. I like the older version, watching a newer
version not so much. Hell, even you know, I'm a
sucker for those old shows, Night Court, right, Quantum Leap.
You know, none of them add up to what they
once were. They give it a good shot, you know,
I think want some Leap, even though it's canceled. Now

(11:02):
I thought this newer version was all right, but still
didn't add up to the original version. And that's why
I say, like some TV shows, some movies are better
just left alone. That's like, you know, trying to remake
Grimlins nowadays. I don't think you should do it? Can
it be done? I think they're doing that. Yeah, are

(11:23):
they think some all figures should be done? It's a sequel.
It's a sequel. They're not redoing. It's a sequel from
what I understand. Okay, it already was one two of them. Yeah,
there's like two and three. They might have been a
fourth one. But I think they're doing, like what are
we doing? How many seasons do you think Gilligan's Island
was on? Remember, I look at this and I think

(11:44):
of it as like this hugely successful show TV pioneer.
Like when you think about talk about TV, primetime TV,
you talk about this show. Yeah, mash right, you put
all these shows together? How many years?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Sixteen seasons?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Okay, I want to say three, three, that's it. Yeah,
that's it.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Huh. And it's that popular that I mean three seasons only.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
So I've really thought about this for at least to
drive in. I think it's just because of this one thing,
the good old days nostalgia. I think, yeah, you just
go the good old days. They don't make shows like
this anymore, thank God. When I get when I hear
people complain about SpongeBob or Rick and Morty or there's

(12:35):
one I'll call Paper Rock Scissors, and you're like, this
is weird. No, this was weird.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
TV shows have always there's always been like one weird
TV show and Gilligan's Island having people come to the island.
You thought they were just alone. Nope, they had lots
of visitors, lots of hell they even had natives living
there on their the headhunters. They were always scared of
the headhunters. Yeah, you know, never once did they try

(13:05):
to make friends. Maybe these headhunters were good people, you know, man,
they could have helped them out thrive and survive, help
them get off the island, building canoes and stuff. Nope, foreigners, foreigners,
Pacific islanders. They don't speak our language, and they have
a different skin color. Right in the sixties, Yeah, you're right,

(13:28):
you're right, because everybody on that cast white af every
last one of them from the Howls to the Skipper
and then apparently I went down a rabbit hole that
there is a TV show that is like Gilligan's Island
but set in the Old West, and it was called

(13:49):
Dusty's Trail, and I think Bob Denver was on it.
I have never heard of the show. I am Dusty's Trail. Yes, yeah,
it was apparently all the same creative team that did
Gilligan's Island. That just they put good old kookie Bob
Denver on it. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't look familiar, but

(14:12):
that means nothing good news. Someone's here says it's on
two B, so gim people watch it. Show enough and video.
Dusty's Trail about a lost wagon from a wagon train.
Bob Denver, as Dusty was the only Gilligan holdover. Bob
Denver was on is it? Wait? Is it not Bob
Denver the singer? Right now? That's John Denver. No Rocky

(14:36):
Mountain High take me home? Right? Bob Denver is the
guy who played Gilligan. Yeah, and Johnker is the one
who crashed in the Rocky Mountains. Got it? Got it?
Three letter names? This happened yesterday with the three letter names.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Who was it?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
And he was an accident pro Dusty is he was
little pal uh huh, said a little buddy surprised. There
was a wealthy banker and his socialite wife, a school
science teacher, a saloon dance hall girl, and Lorie Saunders
was a prime Midwestern girl. It's the exact same show. Yeah,

(15:16):
that is TV network execs squeezing every bit of Gilligan's
quote unquote success. Well, we just do the same thing.
We'll set it in the West. It'll be different. It'll
be the same, but it'll be different. People will love it,
and we've got a familiar face here with Bob Denver. Right,
of course, people are gonna tune in. How many seasons

(15:36):
was that on? I don't even know, dude, I was
unaware of this show even existing until it one season. Yeah, exactly,
not that much because people were like this sucks. Yeah,
I wonder. I wonder how much money Bob Denver got

(15:59):
for doing Gilligan's Island. Oh, that's a good one, because
that show obviously was cultural. He was getting fifteen hundred
dollars an episode and got no syndication royalties, of course,
because syndication wasn't a thing, right, But I'm sure at
that time and all the attention he was getting. He
was living the high life. Man is fifteen hundred dollars

(16:22):
an episode, and everybody knew him as Gilligan. He was typecast.
Tell me another besides Dusty's Trail, another something that Bob
Denver was in. Without googling it, I can't, if I'm
being honest, I'm not a giant Bob Denver fan. So
my knowledge only grew because of seeing them break out

(16:45):
of a prison on a stupid news story about some
kid who plays the banjo with the jig puppet that
looked like Gilligan.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
I don't know, but I think it's about time someone
put Ginger the movie are on their death pool.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
She has she has been in the past.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Yeah, okay, she she's old over she's ninety one.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
And because this says they made about one hundred and
fifteen hundred dollars, which would be the equivalent to seventy
three hundred dollars per week today, Well that's pretty good money.
It is, but it says that they did cast spoke
openly about having little money from this hit show, and
they struggled. Some of them even struggled financially. Wait if

(17:28):
you made that much then, and it's equal to making
seventy three hundred dollars per week. Now, I got no
sympathy for you. If you can't manage your money, well, right,
what are you going out buying those Back to the
Future tennis shoes? And I there's got to be like
some horror stories about that show. Like he plays the

(17:50):
you know, dirty, dirty guy, but he's you know, doing lines.
Oh got strippers around him? Yeah, I mean maybe not
in the six, but like he's doing drugs and you know,
wears his smoker's robe and has the pipe and then
they do the scene he takes it off and he's
like a derp dirp. He died in two thousand and five. Yeah. One,

(18:13):
I didn't know he lived that long. I thought he
died a lot earlier than that. And two he been
He's been in quite a bit. Now. All this is
centered around a lot of it's centered around Gilligan, but
he's been in some other things like The Good Guys
and and Far Out Space Nuts. Sure in a movie

(18:34):
that Lindsay will promote at nine, Ryan Take Her She's Mine,
which is a movie Lendsay will promote at nine. And
then if you like step into the you know, late nineties,
early two thousands. In ninety seven he did something called Migo.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
He also the Gilligan Manifesto in twenty sixteen and a
movie called SUNSHT Sunset Strip in twenty twelve. I think
that was his last, starring Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves, Mickey Rourke,
Courtney Love, Sophia Coppola, Slash What Dan Ackroyd, Paris Hilton,

(19:09):
Sharon Stone and Gilligan, Hugh Hefner, Ozzy. What is this
like a documentary or something? It has to be. It
is a documentary about LA's iconic mile and a half
stretch of glamour glitz into Bachery. Sure that explains it.
Then it's not a movie. It's a documentary. Somebody texted

(19:31):
and said Star Trek was only three seasons. Yeah, I
knew that, But yet it's still labeled as an icon
of early television. I think that's different because there was
many Star Treks after that. True, true, and you could
say that it pioneered sci fi TV. Okay, I mean,
if you think about it, I think I think it

(19:53):
was Star Trek first, and then you got like the
Lost in Space. Oh yeah, you know, stuff like that afterwards,
but definitely a pioneer of sci fi playing of the apes.
And then there's a what's the old show with the
weird robots? That's a lost Yeah yeah, danger well robins, Yeah,
danger stupid ass show. I did not like. Settled down Gilligantown.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
How about the professor from Gilligan's Island was a real
life war hero. He flew forty four combat missions in
World War Two.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Not to take away from him, yeah, that's that's obviously
a lot. A lot of guys that came back, Yeah
did that Okay, Yeah, they flew a lot of flights.
I'm not taking away from that's still amazing.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah, he even earned a purple Heart.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Again during World War Two. A lot of guys that
came back earned purple hearts. The sheer violence in a
like craziness of World War Two. If you made it back,
you probably had got a purple heart and you probably
did a lot of stuff that is scary.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, there's a lot of them that didn't sign up
for it. I got picked to go. Yeah. Yeah, Elvis,
if you've never seen Band of Brothers, watch it. If
you've never seen uh is it called the Pacific. Watch it.
It's so good. There's another one on Apple TV about it.
It's so good. You're like, damn. People today couldn't wouldn't

(21:22):
cut it. It's a no. But to our defense, they
were so young. They were just like, Okay, I'm seventeen,
here I am. Put me in a plane. Yeah, but
the where was I going? Oh? These are shows that
were only three seasons. Okay, when you talk about because

(21:42):
you're three seasons, you don't think very long. The Newsroom
on HBO fan Fantastic Jeff Daniels. Yeah, if you remember
Fantastic TV show The Killing. Okay, if you ever saw this,
it was I think it was on AMC. Okay, Dead
to Me, this is Christina Applegate. It's on Netflix. She's dying.

(22:10):
They killed somebody. I forget, but it's it's okay. Deadwood
was only three seasons. People think that that's great. Uh,
broad Church, if you ever saw that show, which I
did not, Twin Peaks was only three seasons.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
I think Christina Applegate's Dead to Me was only three
seasons because of her ms, she couldn't do.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
They sympathy to her.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Well, she kind of had to back out of it
because she just couldn't walk anymore.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Okay that there are not a lot of shows that
I can tell that are three seasons that were like,
oh that's so good. Thank God. Here's one that that
are less than five seasons. Russian Doll If you ever
saw that.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
Yeah, it was on Amazon. I think who maybe or Netflix.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Natasha Leone, she is the tough girl from American Pie
with the redhead.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Yeah, uh.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Uh. Killing Eve a show that people talked about. I
think was on Hulu. I think, yeah, there are not
a lot of shows that go less than five that
you're like, awesome again, Pushing Daisies. I remember this show.

(23:35):
It was on Fox. Kristin Chenowith was on it.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Sounds familiar.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Big Little Lies, pretty big show. Yeah, that was only
three seasons, Mister Robot apparently was only three seasons. That
Show's Fantastic. A Series of Unfortunate Events was three seasons.
I don't know that Mind Hunter three seasons, Accessions that
was it was four? I think True Detective Okay.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Only the first one was good.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Sherlock, but I always think three seasons not very good? Right?
The Gilligan's Island Sully, plenty of visitors never thought to
save him. Hey, can you just listen. You don't have
to you don't have to save us. Can you just
give us he just puts us in the mail, all right,
just drop this off man. Fine, Nope, I'm sorry. I

(24:32):
don't have a stamp. Can you just take this balloon
and release it right once you get to the mainland?
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Speaker 5 (25:36):
Woman faces felony charge after throwing chicken during fight. This
happened down in Florida, where a woman named Jamisha to
Shay Wallace was arrested last Thursday night after allegedly throwing
chicken at another woman's face during an argument. So deputies

(26:02):
responded just after ten pm to reports of a fight
between the two women. It escalated when Wallace retrieved a
kitchen knife from her upstairs apartment, pointed it towards the victim,
making contact with her hand. Now, apparently she didn't cause
any cuts to her hand, but Wallace told police she

(26:22):
had been jumped, but investigators determined she was the primary aggressor.
They were arguing about something and the woman threw a
chicken at Wallace.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, it was it was, we don't know.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
If we don't know. The report does not specify whether
the chicken was raw or cooked, or a nuggie, or
if it was a wing or a chicken boss or
an entire chicken. But that did prompt her to go
and grab a knife.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
You ain't gonna I ain't no pussy you're gonna throw
a chicken at me?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
But yeah, she remains in jail. She's been there since
Friday on a four thousand dollars bond.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
If you were gonna throw some sort of cutlet or
what part of the chicken are you throwing? Can't throw
the whole chicken?

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Chicken breast?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay, they're the biggest. Yeah, okay, gimbi oh, I am
probably going with h I mean, breasts are knives and all,
don't get me wrong, But I think you get a
better handle on some legs, you know. I mean, because
they actually have a handle built into them. I would
think the over and over thing maybe throw off the trajectory.

(27:46):
But I hear you. I was thinking thigh, I can
grab it like a fist, okay, right, like a ball. Yeahs,
especially if you get the bone in. That's still funny.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
We throw a lot of chicken at each other.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, I don't throw nearly enough chicken or the right amount.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Right.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
No, No, probably never will man, things to live up to.
Never say never. You never know, you know. Listen, man,
we're about to start a whole new year, and you
can make your new year's resolution. I'm gonna throw more
chicken at me, all right, driver ratual chicken, not something
linds he talks about any right. Driver arrested after police

(28:33):
find guns, night vision goggles, and radioactive hazard in his vehicle.
Try to make this one quick. This guy gets pulled over.
His name's Benjamin Johnson. He's forty three. He gets stopped
on a regular old traffic stop. Now, when police approach
the vehicle, he tells them that you know. They're like, hey,
you need to get out of the car, and he's like,
I ain't gonna do it and refuses. They finally get
him out of the car. They put him in the

(28:54):
back of the squad car. Another officer hears him say
that he's got a dirty bomb in his truck and
they're like, oh, holy crap, we need to get, you know,
the bomb squad in on this. So before the bomb
squad shows up, the what is it, the fire marshal
something like that confirms that, hey, there is this container
that's in the truck, that it's a yellow container. It's

(29:15):
got chains wrapped around it and a lock on it,
and a radioactive hazard sticker warning sticker on there as well,
and they're like, okay, cool bomb squad shows up. They
find out that it is indeed not a bomb of
any sorts at all whatsoever, but it is actually a
device that is used for soil. It's a moisture density

(29:38):
gage and it's commonly used for testing soil. Right, And
they say that the radioactiveness of it was less than
that of a medical X ray. Right. So they find that,
I realize that's not a big deal. But they also
find a bunch of firearms, ammunition, speed low loaders, thermal scopes, knives,

(29:58):
a battering ram, night vision goggles, and of course some
weed and some THC gummies as well. They went ahead
and took him in and they say that this is
still an ongoing, active investigation. If you see the guy's
mug shot, you look at him and you're like, yeah,
that totally looks like kind of wacko that has this
sort of thing. Also, the amount of guns that they

(30:22):
pulled out of this guy's truck was amazing. I have
some friends in law enforcement and they are always flabbergasted
by the number of people that keep their guns in
their car right and don't lock them. Yeah, well, I mean, listen,
if something goes down, you don't have time to go,
get in the trunk. That's good and dandy. Take it

(30:42):
inside with you when you go home. Right, Yeah, it's
one thing to have one gun in your car, right,
but this guy had like ten and we're talking you know,
ar styles with suppressors on them and all kinds. Yeah stuff.
He wasn't messing around. Unless you're a law enforcement I
can't fathom. While you need a gun in your car,
I mean I get it. I get it for the
protection from what anything's possible? What happens if you get

(31:05):
jacked at the intersection, let them have your car. It
isn't worth it because you don't know if they have
a gun. You're right, you're right, But still not everybody
thinks that way. Man, you haven't sure who you got shot. Yeah,
but they didn't get my car. Right. What if somebody
pulls your wife out of the car and starts raping
her right there and it doesn't happen. You cannot make

(31:28):
something up to justify something. Sure, you can, we do
it all. No, you can't.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Your mule and you've got like a donkey no, no,
a drug mule okay, and you've got a lot of
drugs in your vehicle. And you don't want them robbed
because if they get taken, then your your butt's on
the line.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Again, we're making stuff up. I mean Second Amendment right
to where that's true. That is true. I just don't
understand why you need one in your car.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Uh what if you're an uber drive?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Again, I don't You can't have one in your car
as an uber driver.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
I don't know the rules. I've never been one.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
In my house. I'm the farterer, like on the note,
like I get the credit for that, even though everybody
in the house does it, but it lands at my feet.
Sure good news. Scientists says smelling your farts reduce risk
of Alzheimer's. Guess who's not getting Alzheimer's this guy. Research
now suggests that hydrogen sulfide, the smelly gas found in farts,

(32:30):
may help protect the brain from Alzheimer's disease. A twenty
twenty one study from Johns Hopkins Medicine found that in mice,
the gas helped prevent the buildup of tangled proteins that
block communication between brain cells and cause them to die.
The researchers gave the mice a compound that slowly released
hydrogen sulfide, and the animals showed a fifty percent improvement

(32:53):
in memory and motor function. So now, for now, the
idea that smelling farts could ward off to mention is
a fantastic excuse for dats. I'm saving you from dementia.
Who would have guessed? Ha ha ha. Joke is on EU,

(33:13):
those poor mice. Though, we're forced to sniff farts in
the name of science. Hey, trash, they're fined.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Still, there's gonna be I just feel like there's gonna
be perves everywhere, Like, can I smell your farts?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
That already is a thing. I look up cake farts, cake.
Watching a woman sit on a cake and fart on
it is one thing, but going up and sniffing the
fart out of her is not. What? What weirdo does
that one that? Hold on? Hold on, hold on, hold on,
defend why one's more sane than the other. Well, at

(33:49):
least with the cake, you're getting audible sounds, you're getting
the visual of the the the the icing kind of
you know, shooting everywhere. It's not a white cat. You
don't and and you don't have to smell it. You
don't smell the fart. But to go up to somebody like, hey,
would you rip one of my face real quick? Hey,

(34:10):
pretty lady, will you fart my face? Yeah? No, I'm
saying they're equally weird. Hey, I'd like to watch somebody
fart on cake. Ha. Hey, I'd like for you to
fart in my face.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I will risk getting pink eye for sick. You see
what I'm saying. You're willing to die for your car.
So all right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.
The Big Man Morning Show returns next Good Morning, Lindsay.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
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(35:01):
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Speaker 1 (35:12):
It is actually a really cool place. They have this
like golf cart tour thing you can do where you
go into the mountains and stuff. It's pretty cool. Good morning,
give Pee, Good morning Corbyn. If you cannot win your
tickets to the Cowboy Cup from us that's going on
this weekend, that's okay. You can go to Cowboy Cup
dot com and get some there. I want you to
come see me. I'll be there Friday and Saturday pretty

(35:33):
much all day. All right. So I saw this question
online and it's an interesting question and people's responses are
really predictable, but also I think interesting too. So this
girl says her mom had an interview with a potential employee, okay,

(35:56):
and the employee was five minutes late, and when the
employee showed up, she denied the interview so that she
couldn't have the interview. And so the question is, if
you're five minutes late to an interview, should you still
get the interview? What say you, Lindsey?

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Yes, I think you should hear the person out. Maybe
it's maybe they lie or.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Maybe not.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Maybe they'll have a really good excuse.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Oh, so find out why they were late. Yeah, okay, yeah,
gimp no no, because if you can't plan ahead uh
to be on time or early. I come from the
mindset to if you're not early, you're late. And if
you can't plan ahead and be there at least bare
minimum on time, then who said for an interview? Who

(36:46):
says you're gonna be able to do that for work?
Right now? You've already got the sea planted in my mind.
You couldn't make it for the goddamn interview. You you
sure as hell ain't gonna make it on time for work,
and I'm not paying you to be late. The person
the mom was like, that was her logic is, if
you're late, the team has to do the work, and

(37:06):
I'm protecting the team. Okay, yeah, but what if the
person was in a car accident, what if they got
pulled over? What if their clock says they were on time? Well,
I mean there's a lot of what IF's here to
me that you go. I mean, it definitely doesn't help
you in the interview process, but I don't know if
should negate the interview. So with that being said, if

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you left early and early enough to show up early
and show that you're ready, if you got pulled over,
or if something happens on the way to the interview,
you would have enough time to make up that difference there,
you know what I mean? Would you fire an employee
that's late if it's habitual, yeah, one time, probably not,

(37:52):
but they would negate them for a change. What if
it's the best, like this could be your right, your star, right,
we'll never know.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Yeah, that's a thing, you that's exactly right. What if
they could have been the best employee ever?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
If they could have been the best employee ever, they
would have known to been there early, and they would
have planned ahead of time to be there early to
show Hey, I'm ready to rock and roll. I am
here to work for you. I have planned ahead and
I thought of everything that could possibly happen, and I
am still here one time.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Yeah. But I mean, what if the the possible employee
is new to the area. Maybe that there's a lot
of construction.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Okay, yeah, did you just move here yesterday? Yeah, just
get into town today. You getting this job, you're new
to the area. You've had plenty of time to figure
out the area. They got this little thing on your
phone called Google maps or even Apple Maps.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Even that gets it wrong though.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Either way, you still got plenty of time to figure
it out. If you're one minute late, same thing. Gimbi,
uh one minute late, it's just one minute. I might
let you slide on just one minute, but you're talking
five minutes, five minutes snowballs snowballs into ten minutes, ten

(39:16):
minutes snowballs into thirty minutes. Sure to me, there's a
big difference between five minutes and fifteen or five minutes
and thirty like those are two dramatically. One is you're
really late. One is ah, stop lights, couldn't fight whatever, Right, Yeah,
you should have figured that out beforehand.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
But even a doctor's appointment gives you a fifteen minute window.
If your doctor's appointment is at one to thirty, they
still allow you fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
That's because they're too busy in the back doing whatever,
taking care of other people eating lunch. Watch doctors are
horrible time managers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're always late, so
that's why they give you your fifteen minutes. So you
said you might let it slide for one is one
it or what if they're three minutes late? I mean,
we're splitting hairs at this point. But I'd say three

(40:03):
minutes is the same as five minutes. And if they
called ahead, would that benefit? Then would they still get
the interview for me, probably because you called ahead of
time and you let them know, Hey, I got pulled
over on my way here, or hey, I just got

(40:23):
rear ended at the stop light. You're calling ahead and
you're letting them know. Same way. If you're going to
be late for work, call ahead and let them know, Hey,
I'm running behind now, but I'll be there as quick
as I can. Don't worry. But at least you're letting
them know you're not just showing up. Sorry. Things happen.

(40:45):
Some people texting in what if their babysitter was late again?
If you call ahead and let them know, Hey, my
babysitter's running late, and this person texts if you're going
to be late, call Everyone has a cell phone. There's
no excuse in today's world for not calling. Yeah, says sure,
No interview sounds great. Have you tried to hire anyone lately?
A lot of the time people know show the interview.

(41:07):
It's hard to hire these days. It's not okay, but hell,
at least that they're there. This is a good one too.
Life is unpredictable. Yeeb stopped by a stop, getting stopped
by a train. Things life happens. Yeah, again, goes back
to everybody's got a cell phone in their pocket, and
if you're sitting there, you've got plenty of time for
that train to pass by, because lord knows, they don't

(41:30):
move fast going through town. You can call your potential
employer or your actual employer and be like, hey, I'm
stuck by this train. As soon as it lets me through,
i'll be there. Is five minutes late worse than looking up,
like showing up unprepared, like unkept? Maybe is it worse then? Yeah?

(41:53):
Which is? Is it worse? Like? Would you not interview
somebody if they were in scrubbies they're dirty jeans. Obviously
it depends on the job. But let's just say you're
dressing up for the job interview. Yeah. Yeah, let's say
that you're you are applying for a job at a bank,
because if you'repplying for a job in an oil field,
I don't necessarily see you showing up. You look decent,

(42:17):
but you may not be showing up in a three
piece suit, right, cleaned up? Yeah? Clean up? So if
you're which is worse five minutes late? Are not showing
up prepared? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:27):
I think not showing up prepared is worse.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I think they go hand in hand with each other. Yeah,
but you got to pick one. Which one's worse. Being late?
I think being late because you you showing you both
of them show that you don't care at all whatsoever.
If you show up unkempt, dirty, smelly, whatever, that shows

(42:51):
you don't care about the environment and the people around you.
If you show up five minutes late, you showing that
you don't care about this person's time, and that means
nothing to you at all whatsoever. But I think so,
I think showing up late to me, unprepared is worse
to me showing up late maybe if it's fifteen twenty minutes,

(43:13):
But my time's no more important than yours. So I
don't know what happened. I'm not quick to go. You
don't care because you showed up late. But if you
know your interviewings for a job and you're not prepared
in any way, shape or form, that feels like a sign. Right.
But what if you don't have a home, or you
don't have any water in your home, you know you

(43:36):
can't take a shower, or it's the same, you can
be if you can be cleaned up without taking a shower.
You can look prepared without taking a shower, right, I
just don't buy the because you're late it means you
don't care. I know plenty of good employees that are
late all the time. I would say that those aren't

(43:58):
good employees. Are the hard workers when they're here, sure, absolutely,
but they're not good employees because they're not prompt and
they're not on time, and they're not planning ahead for
anything that could happen.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
You're showing up to say an interview, to be like
the receptionist, the front office person, first person that people see,
and you look disheveled when you walk in and unkept, smelly,
camped with an M. Yes, you're you're not getting hired.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
And I think with showing up like you're definitely reliable
if you show up on time, but you're hardly a
good that does not automatically mean you're a good employee.
I think it puts a check mark in the good
box as opposed to the bad box. You know, it
looks better to me. Your work is what matters. Right,

(44:51):
Someone texting like the train crossings in claremore making people late, yo,
I will avoid I'll find out what the train schedule
is to try and avoid them in clar more, see why,
because you plan ahead and you know what can happen. No,
I just don't like to be stuck behind a train exactly,
but you know that it happens, and you know you
can't be late just so, so you plan ahead and
you're like, I will go around. But I know not

(45:14):
everybody's like me, and I don't need to hire somebody
like me, right, This text says gimbi eight being anyone's
boss anytime soon with that hardline attitude, say that until
I'm your boss, sucker, who's the daddy? Now? I had
an interview and that morning my mom passed away and
I called to reschedule. They were okay with it. The
next week I went in and got the job. I

(45:36):
would hope.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
So absolutely right, and congratulations, And you can only use
I'm sorry, hey, you can only use that line once, right,
you use my mom?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
You use the my mom diedline? Too quick, my friend,
I'm sure you didn't want to somebody texting I'm five
fifteen minutes late right now? Yeah, I went ahead. I
short of a heart surgery. Maybe I feel like being
on time should be a bit of a sliding scale,
not fifteen minutes. I think you get five minutes on

(46:11):
either side. Every clock's set different, every life situation trying
to get out of the house is different. I don't
necessarily think you're a bad person or a bad employee
because you're five minutes late. Is it disrespectful and stuff up? Maybe?
But I don't hardly. I think people deserve a little grace,

(46:33):
don't they.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Yeah, they could have had a hard time finding a
parking spot.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
People do deserve grace Corbyn, Yes, but people also take
advantage of that. People take advantage of your gracefulness and like, ah, listen,
they let me slide on five minutes. You know, a
couple of times, I can do it again, it'll be fine,
and then that's when it becomes habitual, and then that's
when it's like, you gotta get the hell out of here.
I think my response to that would be, so what,

(47:00):
people take advantage of my grace? So what Yeah, that's
that's perfectly fine for you to think that way. But
I don't think it's fine for anybody to take advantage
of anyone for any reason. Absolutely not. That's not what
I said. Oh, that's exactly what's happening though they're taking advantage.
But that's on your gracefulness. But that's on them, man.
I can't control that. Yeah, actually you can. If you're

(47:22):
the boss, you'd be like, I'm not messing with you
no more. Bye. And I also think that I just
I don't know. I kind of look at it as
like I'm not better than you. This says I work
for a company that hardly fires anyone. We have an
employee that has missed a day of work every week
for the last six months, just by calling in, and
the excuse is always different. They don't bat any at

(47:44):
being late. That's good for your the company you work for,
the stacks I pick up trash for waste management and clearmore,
and all the trains are horrible. Puts me behind scheduled daily. Well,
if you started earlier, yeah, absolutely, maybe planned your route
a little differently. This text what if they die, Well,
then they won't get the job right right? That kind

(48:06):
of works itself out, doesn't it. I was gonna hire you,
but you're dad. I just think it's one of those
fascinating questions you have that is like, you know, do
you deserve an interview if you're five minutes late. We're
gonna take a break and we'll be back. Let's play
a game. Tickets to the Cowboy Cup for Up are
up for grabs. That is this weekend at the Fairgrounds

(48:27):
inside the Expo Square and this is Oklahoma's premiere cannabis championship.
You ow more go to Cowboycup dot com as it
is Friday and Saturday this week. We got a pair
of tickets right now. The game Sing Sing current record
is well, I am leading with thirteen and Lindsey has
ten and you have seven, all separated by three. Last

(48:47):
week's winter that would be you. So Lindsey and GIMPI
are your choices. Eight three three four six oh kmod
can also text I'm sorry eight three three four six
oh km o D. Let's go to the phones and
get our first contestant for Sing Sing for a chance
to win those tickets UH to go to the Cowboy
Cup again. Cowboycup dot com is the uh is what

(49:13):
we're giving away is the website to find out more.
Kimpie loves this event. Oh yeah, it's like uh Christmas
before Christmas. Yes, a little holiday fun before the season
actually begins. I can't beat it. It's like a kid
in the candy store. I guess you're gonna get cliche
like yeah, And this is one of those events where
you leave with goodie bags, right you can. There are

(49:36):
some people do there's some people do. You go around
and vendor's got all kinds of stuff for you. You know,
you just gotta go buy and ask them? Now what
those items are that depends? Could be a T shirt,
it could be a uh, it could be a pre roll,
it could be I mean, uh, you gotta go up
find out all right, sing sing us the game eight
three three four six, Oh kmo, d Good morning you're

(49:58):
on the air. What is your name? Oh? Of course
they went away right as I touched it. Story of
my life if I had a dime. Good morning, you're
on the air. What is your name? Dwayne? Dwayne? How
are you good? Dwayne? Who do you want to give? Clues?

(50:18):
Lindsay or gimpy Dwayne? Sixty seconds are on the clock.
Timers starts after the first clue. Here we go, all right, dude, Wayne. Uh.
This is an early nineties R and B song. There
is a particular type of a semi truck that has
a dog on the hoods. Their mascot. What is that
mag Okay, So that's the last word of the song.

(50:40):
And uh, if you get a library book and you
have to take it back, they would say, what please blink?
You got it? Uh? Okay. This is Lane Staley's band,
and this is a song about a male chicken, about
a melch foghorn leg No, there you go. This is

(51:04):
the song that says, wake up, Why don't you put
on a little makeup? Why do you leave the keys
up on the table? You want to do? This is
a type of Chinese food. I guess you could say
instead of cut. There you go. That's the first there

(51:26):
you go? Oh god. This is the one where the
woman's playing the piano on the back of a truck
driving through New York. What's one more than nine hundred
and time? Time? Come on? That song is fantastic. Hang
on the line, Dwayne, you got three which could be

(51:46):
good enough, but we're gonna find out in a minute. Okay,
all right, thank you, good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name, Aaron? How are you today? Aaron?
You and have to beat three in one minute? Are
you ready? I'm ready? Here we go?

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Okay? Oh man, Okay, if you have the maor this
waves outside and uh huh and you put the flag
on what uh huh? And a baby they watch your.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Kids say it again? Leave off leave off the baby.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
God.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
In this song, the word banana gets spelled out. Oh Blake,
Blake Shelton's wife. She was the lead singer in no doubt.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Yes, and she's not the opposite of boy.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
I've never had.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Not yell another word for yell.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Time time time. Sorry, I'm sorry and that wasn't enough.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Man.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I appreciate you playing. Congratulations, man, you got those tickets,
are gonna be going to the cow Boy. Have you
ever been? No, I've never been. This pst year on. Man,
you're gonna have a good time. Hang on the line
so Gimpy can give you some of the details. Okay,

(53:49):
all right, man, I appreciate it. All right. Here's the
one that Lindsay ended on Gimpy. This is a tough
one because the only thing that people know is the
chorus of the song that we can't sing it. She
was on the right track of the opposite it of
a boy, which is a girl and uh not the
front of you. But you're trying to get him a back, Okay.

(54:11):
Miss Elliott would always go right hollo, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
or a out in the country. If you got a
bit of land that's washed out, they wouldn't call that
the holler. It depends on how country you are. But yeah,
all of that, girl. Yeah, I think they taught us
how to say bananas is the best bell, Bananas is

(54:33):
the best clue. But not everybody knows. Yeah, but Blake
Shelton there, I think, man, he was I think he
knew it. Yeah, he just couldn't get there. Yeah, the
one that GIMPI ended on Lindsay.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Yeah, this is yeah, you had it, like the number nine.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Love that Pole, babysitter, watch that flag, make Sure don't
go anywhere? Yeah, no, Flagpole Sit is a good song.
But have you heard Flagpool? Baby's a thousand miles? Oh,
Michelle branch Or No, Vanessa Carlton. Yeah that sounds amazing, man,

(55:13):
That's what I was like. Work him a way downtown?
Is that it? Yep? Yeah, okay, And why you should
do that in karaoke? Oh yes, that would be awesome.
Me and Terry Crews book.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
Yeah, Terry Crews singing it in the vehicle in white chicks.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah, uh, all right, we got to take a break
the record. Now, Well, that keeps me in the lead
with fourteen, keeps Lindsay with ten, keeps you with the Devin.
See what Kimpie has in his four x four? Hey
goin is here? The New York arch Diocese setting up
a massive sexual abuse victim fund. The New York arch
Diocese is setting aside hundreds of millions of dollars for

(55:46):
sexual abuse victims. Cardinal Timothy Dolan released a statement yesterday
saying that the arch Diocese Dices was setting up a
three hundred million dollar fund that would compensate people who
have sued the church over sexual abuse allegations. Dolan said
the church plans to sell off assets and trim its
budget to raise money needed for the fund. The hope

(56:08):
is that the fund will cover almost all of the
nearly thirteen hundred outstanding sexual abuse claims against the church.
RFK Junior not running In twenty twenty eight, Cheryl Hines,
the wife of RFK Junior, said that her husband is
not going to be running for president In twenty twenty eight.
Hines was asked if Kennedy had plans to run, and

(56:30):
she said he didn't have any plans to Kennedy, who
ran for president as Democrat and then later independent for
twenty twenty four race back President Trump at twenty four election,
later becoming his Health and Humans Services Secretary. I don't
think you can take anybody at their word when it
comes to I'm not leaving for a coaching job, right,
I'm not running like right, Basically, just don't believe anything

(56:52):
anybody ever says anymore. Well, I mean, you can believe things,
but when it comes to this stuff, just right, you
have to believe them right now, right, Tomorrow's a new day. Absolutely.
What else we got here? Denny's bad news. Denny's is
shutting down restaurants nationwide. The diner chain closed eighty eight
locations last year and reportedly has plans to close between

(57:12):
seventy and ninety more. News of the closures came after
the diner chain previously said that it would shudder about
one hundred and fifty underperforming restaurants by the end of
this year. No more grants, LANs, bomb bum bum, and lastly,
here be Heard movement to launch virtual volunteer vending machine
for the homeless. Be Heard Movement is getting ready to launch.

(57:35):
It's one of a kind virtual volunteer vending machine for
those experiencing homelessness. The nonprofit says this type of vending
machine will be the first in the world. The virtual
volunteer vending machine will look like a self service Kiosk
with lockers. The vending machines will operate twenty four to
seven around Tulsa. Those facing homelessness will be able to

(57:56):
walk up to the machine, speak to a volunteer from
anywhere in the warld world, and request gloves, socks, water
or hygiene products. The nonprofit is able to bring this
to life through a grant provided by the Tulsa Area
United Way. Evan's a good dude, man, He's the guy
that runs that thing. It's pretty soon here. It is
a really cool thing that he's doing. He's really trying
to help and doing things that are making a difference.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. We have got the
Chillis seats in the house, the silver seats inside the
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every concert at every show all year long. All you
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(58:41):
the silver seats.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Good luck, Good morning, gimpee, I'll good morning, Corban. Keep
listening for that Christmas song rocked up, jacked up in
any kind that could score you a six pack of
Blue Moon and one hundred dollars Moodies gift certificate, and
then you're automatically in the running for a two thousand
dollars gift card to Moody's Jewelry, which could make somebody's
Christmas pretty awesome. All right, we do listener emails. This
is a chance for you to give advice on what

(59:03):
this person should do, and collectively we have damn near
if not over one hundred years of life experience we
can share, and so we want to do that. Emails
anytime you want with your question. Show at kmod dot com,
Show at kmote dot com. We read emails on the air.
This email says, I swear my husband thinks the bathroom

(59:25):
is Narnia. Every night after dinner, he announces he's going
to the bathroom like it's some heroic mission, and then
he disappears for forty five minutes to an hour. Meanwhile,
I'm cleaning the kitchen, loading the dishwasher, getting the kids
in the bath, breaking in fights, finding pajamas, basically running
a daycare by myself. And when he's done, he's been

(59:45):
gone so long the kids are greeting him like he's
been at work all day. He says, sorry, my stomach
was acting up. Really, your stomach conveniently acts up every night,
right when the dishes and kids need help? How do
I get this man off the toilet and back into parenting? Wow,
that's so awesome. I thought I was the only one

(01:00:11):
I do like going into the bathroom for a break.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Yeah, I think we all do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
It's it's one of the few places where you can
get absolute privacy. I said, I don't even know if
not my house. No, doors are not real in my house. Apparently,
the going to the bathroom like an hour is a
long time. Yeah it is. Yeah, that's not good for you. No, No,

(01:00:42):
I'm trying to think of the longest I've ever been
in the bathroom, short of like when I'm like sick, right,
like I can't help it, I'm sick, I've been I've
been in there a long time. Thirty minutes. Maybe maybe
that seems like a long long time, don't disagree. It
was one of those scenarios where about half of it

(01:01:05):
was work and the other was scared to stand up
because your legs are jilla. No, because I thought when
I get up, I'd have to go again. Right, you're
just not feeling well? Yeah, so maybe you know, if
there's a medical problem here, I could see the need
to do that. I need some context too. Every night, right,

(01:01:29):
it feels like an obvious problem like he's that feels intentional, Yeah,
like he's doing it so he doesn't have to help
clean the kitchen and take care of the kids.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
Definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I mean, if it's happening every night, either you serve
contaminated food or a bad right, yeah, I would think
this Texas. Does he work at all? And are you
a stay at home mom? I'm not sure what that means.
I don't know what the implication is there. Are you

(01:02:05):
saying that if he works all day and you stay
home all day, he doesn't have to do any I
don't know. Yeah, I think they're alluding to like you're
the stay at home mom, that's your job, and some
people run their houses like that. The women take care
of the kids, do all the cleaning, you know, Meanwhile,
this guy's out mowing lawn, fixing cars, you know, cleaning gutters,

(01:02:27):
doing manly things, hold a sign whatever, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
Texas just talked to him. You let it get into
a routine and didn't address it, and now you're addressing
us for advice. Just address your man and say help
the hell out. Is it one partner's job to keep

(01:02:47):
something from becoming a routine. No, it falls on both people,
for sure, But the one person who is doing it
in this case, the guy isn't going to think of
it like that, you know, So it kind of is
on the other It's on the person that it bothers
the most, like, hey, this has become a problem. A

(01:03:10):
routine every night after dinner you go in there and
you're gone for an hour, you know. So, yeah, it
would be on that one person. It may be on
them to say something, but it ain't their job to
keep it from being a routine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
No, But like I said, the person who is doing
it and has that routine isn't going to think of
it like that. You know, they're not going to think
of it as it's a routine. They just think just
do it, you know. So of course they're not going
to do anything until the person who has a problem
with it says something about it. And even then, this
text says, tell him you're scheduling a prostate exam for

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him since there's an obvious problem.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
I love that. That's a winner, right there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Maybe maybe you don't know anything something about him, all right,
Maybe he's up for a non dinner eight reasonable answer.
Talk to him. If that doesn't work, show the kids
how to unlock the door from the outside, shut yourself
in the other bathroom, and tell the kids talk to
dad on nuclear answer. God forbid. A man have a hobby,
Karen is pooping a hobby. It's not drugs, right, This

(01:04:21):
guy better watch it. He might turn his wife into
a cheating or console long. You're never a hole, dude,
I never see I'm right there down the hole, right,
I literally can hear you banging pants right playing candy
crush while right? What are you doing for that long

(01:04:41):
on the toilet? Are you just doom scrolling the whole time? Oh?
There could be a number of things you're doing on
the crapper for that long? Your doom scroll like he's
got a routine. He's got like one thing he does
and then okay, maybe go.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Ahead checking his fantasy football scores.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Yeah, or he's actually working from the toilet, you know,
checking emails answering those. Now you're a mowing lawns. You
said it a minute ago. You're not checking, Well, mowing
lawns is the household style. This is like actual legit work.
He also could be and I'm I'm sorry, Karen, but
he could be talking to his other lady. You know,

(01:05:18):
when I was growing up, there was a guy that
lived up the road from my grandma and his wife
found out he was having an affair and she found
and this is back when they were landlines. Okay, this
is before cell phones. This cat had a phone hidden
in the vent the duct right the air duct and

(01:05:38):
the floor or whatever in the bathroom, and that's where
he'd go in and he'd talked to his side piece
in the john on the phone. Listen to this. These
are two great texts. It's possibly as a serious medical issue.
He's either scared or unwilling to address it. That feels real. Yeah,

(01:06:00):
we've talked before about guys who were just not good
at addressing those things or were embarrassed. If it has
to do with anything between our belt and our knees. Right,
I don't want to talk about my penis. I don't
want to admit my penis may have a problem. I
do want to talk about my shoot. This one also totally.

(01:06:25):
My ex husband was an alcoholic and he would go
into the bathroom every single night and do the same thing.
I eventually found hundreds of empty bottles hidden in the
wall he pushed through a hole under the sink. Wowah,
my ex kept it in shampoo bottles in the shower,
So yeah, that's entirely possible. Both those entirely possible. Yeah.

(01:06:49):
I feel if you see here your spouse stumbling out
of the bathroom, though, and they smell like a hobo.
Here's the thing though, I agree hundred percent. But if
the person's always been that person, that's all you know.
And some people are quite functioning. They're just trying to

(01:07:10):
reach a state. They're not trying to get blackout right, right,
just got to get my fix. Yeah, I'll never forget
sitting on the couch talking to my axe and talking
about like, what's wrong. You seem off, like you know
the stair right, I'm like, what's wrong? And she's like, oh,
I you know, because she worked out after work. She

(01:07:32):
worked our arms and her and she was like, Oh,
it's just some a pre workout thing I'm taking. Okay.
I had one blame it on allergy medicine. I was like,
I've never heard suit of fed doing anything like that.
But what do I know, right, I'm not a pharmacist.

(01:07:52):
I just play one on the Weekends Listener email from
someone who says their husband hides out in the bathroom
room for like forty five minutes to an hour. Meanwhile,
I'm cleaning the kitchen, loading the dishwasher, getting the kids
in the bath, breaking up fights, finding pajamas, basically running
a small daycare by myself. Excuse me when he's done,

(01:08:12):
He has been gone so long the kids are greeting
him like he's been at work all day dead. Sorry,
my stomach was acting up. Really, your stomach conveniently acts
up every night, right when the dishes and kids need help.
How do I get this man off the toilet and
back into parenting, Lindsey.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
It could be that he doesn't take a poo at work,
and so when he gets home from work and after dinner,
he might legitimately be going pooh and then he's just
sitting there and gets comfortable and he's decompressing. Then yeah,
when he gets home, does he decompress at all? Does

(01:08:53):
he have alone time before dinner? Is there any time
for him? Like, just give him fifteen minutes then maybe
eat dinner as a family. I think the problem is
is that he doesn't have any alone time. Okay, so
maybe switch up the eating schedule a little bit. So

(01:09:16):
maybe from the time he gets home, if you're eating
right away, don't do that. Give him fifteen minutes to
go decompress, and then maybe he'll be more of a
family man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
I like the idea of like before dinner, go hey,
do you I gotta go bathroom or anything? Are you sure? Yeah? Okay?
Kids on a car trip right like when hey, dinn
or go ahead, go now, try to get out in
front of it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
I think it's easy to get lost in your phone
when you're you know, when you're sitting on the toilet.
I'm sure maybe he's it might not be intentional. Part
of it probably is, though, but I think he does.
Definitely when he gets home from work, he needs at
least fifteen minutes to himself, and then he'll be more

(01:10:04):
into family time. After that, I will switch the schedule.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
I will say that, like there's times when I'm waiting,
like between jiu jitsu and pick up, and I'll lay
on the couch and scroll in the next minute, I
know it's time, Yeah, but I'm laying on the couch
right right, I'm not hearing kids playing, right, you know what,
I'm waiting for my next task to do. Yeah, yeah, gimbi. Uh.

(01:10:33):
You know, there's a number of things this guy could
be doing. It all boils down to you just got
to talk to your old man about it, you know. Mate.
Maybe he just doesn't want to deal with you and
the kids. Maybe you've nagged him to death, you know,
and he's just like, yeah, this is my only escape.
Why because you can't go out after work for a

(01:10:54):
little happy hour with friends. You've done bitched at me
for that too much. Well, I can't play golf on
the weekend because you've done bitched about that too awful much.
Anytime I come home, it's constantly something to do. You know.
Just because you feel like you have to be busy
all the time doesn't mean I have to come on now, Karen,
get it together. I love the old you're a bitch, lineup,

(01:11:16):
stupid bitch, right, Or maybe he's just not cut out
for family life. Not everybody is built for that sort
of thing, right, And that could be the case. Maybe
he does it, he got himself into the situation because
he feels like that's the way it's supposed to be.
Society has molded us that we reach a certain age

(01:11:37):
and we have to have a marriage, and we have
to have kids, and we have to have a family
because if you're not, then you aren't a normal person,
you know. But deep down inside, he's not wired like that.
So maybe that, I mean, he's just trying to make
it through life, and you dragging him down like this,
bitching about it ain't helping any But ultimately, in the end,

(01:11:58):
you just got to talk to him like, hey man, listen,
this is this is going on. You know, we're in
this together, we're supposed to be. But you're on the
crapper for an hour every day. What's going on? Is
there an issue between you and your body? Is there
an issue between us? He may talk, he may not,

(01:12:19):
who knows. Yeah. I think it's how you frame it.
I think if you start with like, hey, are you okay?
Can be in the bathroom that long. It's not healthy.
Is something wrong? No, oh, okay, because I was wondering,
you know, if there was a medical problem, because you know,
we're doing stuff out here and trying to get things
done right, then you're dropping the hint for him to go, oh,

(01:12:41):
she's on to me, right, the jig is up? Yeah,
or hey, there's a real giving him the benefit of
the doubt first rather than like, why are you avoiding? Also,
he might be avoiding, as a listener said, it might
actually be Narnia in there. You never know. He might
be on a quest. He might fall asleep. Yeah, yeah,

(01:13:05):
if he's an arc eleptic, that could that could definitely
be a possibility, or he likes to unwind after work,
passes out on the time. I mean, it's pop. I
don't know. We're kind of shooting at you know, just
the stars here because we don't know. I'm not reading
that text. Yeah, it just came through. That's funny. I'll

(01:13:37):
give you the punchline and then I'll ask you the question.
I'll tell you the other part later. The last part
is gagging, So I think that you should definitely bring
it up. And we'd said earlier about it's not my
job to fix the routine. It's not my job, no,

(01:13:58):
but it is your job to bring it up. If
you aren't happy with something, then it's on them to correct.
And if they don't want to hear it, that's not cool, man, Right,
that's not cool. If you need help and you're not
saying it, that's on you. I got plenty of friends
who like to bitch to me about their partners and
then don't say I'll bleep to them, right, And I'm like, yo,

(01:14:20):
shut your mouth, man. They don't want the confrontation, they
don't want anything, but they'll go and bitch about it
because they get bothers them so much. They got to
get it out somehow. Well, you or their counselor or whatever.
Then it ain't a real problem, right. If it's a
real problem, you'll say something less nagging more. We got

(01:14:41):
to take a break. Another email coming up here in
a minute, if you're listening to the Big Man Morning show.
Next email says, my sister wants to move in for
a few months. I know what a few months means.
It turns into a year. I love her, but I
also know she is a messy loud, no boundary bitch
and just a bad roommate. My girlfriend is against it,

(01:15:03):
but I feel guilty just thinking about saying, no, do
I do it just because she's my sister? You're my sister.
I don't think I ever have to worry about my
brother moving in with us. Yeah, One, he doesn't live here. Two,

(01:15:24):
he would have to be in a really peril situation, like, hey,
you haven't paid taxes for twenty years. You're really we're
taking every you can't own anything, We're taking everything.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
And even then, do you think he would choose to
move in with you or wouldn't he move in with
your mom? Probably?

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Sure, that's possible, but that is something like Lindsay and
I don't have to worry about our siblings doing that. No,
I've had my brother move in with me, but I
don't mine. My brother and I have such a close relationship.
It's okay, it's okay, come on in. We'll have a

(01:16:06):
good time. Like he probably wouldn't be able to finish
asking before you'd say come on in. Absolutely, Hey, I
need help done, whatever it is, you know, even if
it's helped me hide a body, gotch you bro, We're good? Oh,
you know, we've talked about that before. I am not
going to jail. That's for you and your dumb moves.

(01:16:28):
That's just the relationship that we have though. You know,
I've gotten no problem any time. And we've lived together
multiple times, you know, and sometimes I leave, sometimes he leaves,
and then we you know, just back together. It's all good.
But that's just me. That's not for everybody, you know,

(01:16:48):
moving in with you. That's what this guy wants to know.
She wants to move in quote for a few months.
It's never a few months. It's never a few months
in any of those scenarios. It's always longer. And then
in your own note you say she's messy and loud
and has no boundaries. I'm sure she has boundaries, yeah,

(01:17:14):
for herself exactly. They just don't correlate with your boundaries.
I'm sure she's not loud. She's just loud to you.
There's that whole other part too, there's hey, you're my sibling.
And also we're going back to our childhood right when
you move in together. It's like back to old times, like, yeah,

(01:17:35):
I'm an adult now, Well I ain't playing that right.
You are not going to give me a nookie. What
about a purple nurple? What about random zerberts? What about
tune in Tokio? Right? Well, those are all good? Is

(01:17:59):
there an age? Is there an age? Tune in Tokyo
has to stop with your sister? With your sister, Lindy,
I don't have any siblings, so yeah, yeah, yeah, just
pretend for a second.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
I'm I'm sure once you are an adult.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
So eighteen, yeah, sixteen totally fine a tune in Tokyo. Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
Probably probably actually, I'll say sixteen, definitely, he's probably even younger.
Fifteen fourteen?

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Yeah, okay, you or me? You have now said every number?
Can you please piro down? Eight? Seven? Sometimes that's eight,
sometimes it's thirteen. Just give me a number, girl, Oh,
I'll go with thirteen.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
Okay, once you're a teenager, GIMPI.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Once those skeeter bites turn into fruits, man, I said,
what are you doing? I'm in the sea. I'm just
checking to see the fruits check. Are you so creepy? Yeah?
I agree. I don't know a day. I'm gonna go seven? Right?

(01:19:11):
How old are you? Right? Right? Yeah? I've never had sister,
so I don't know, but I'm gonna go with seven. Yeah.
I've never had a sister either, But I feel if
you do tune in Tokyo and you're forty and she's
thirty five, that's a little inappropriate. Lindsay, describe tune in
Tokyo for everyone. Yeah, no, it's an easy description. You

(01:19:35):
just grab nipples and start tuning in like an old
timey radio.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
What's an old timey radio? Right? Ask you great grandmother?
Reasonable answer. Boundaries are important, my friend. You already know
what's going to happen, so set them and enforce them.
Nuclear answer. I mean, roommate group sex Night's gonna get weird,
but you do you and your sister? You not good listener.

(01:20:04):
Email from someone who says their sister wants to move
in for a few months. I know what a few
months means. It turns into a year. I love her,
but I also know she's a messy, loud, no boundaries bitch,
just a bad roommate. My girlfriend is against it, but
I feel guilty just thinking about saying no, do I
let her just because she's my sister.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Lindsey, this is where a white lie never heard anybody.
If you don't want to do it, don't just say
it's not a good time in your life right now
to have a roommate. Say it. I can appreciate what
you're going through, but I now is not a good

(01:20:48):
time for you to move in with me. I'm going
through my own stuff and having a roommate would only
make my situation worse. If I can help you in
another way, I will.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Gimp. There's a couple of things here that we don't know.
We don't know. Does a girlfriend live with you in
the house, right or do you live on your own
and your girlfriend's just there from time to time. If
that's the case, this is your house, fool. You could
do whatever you want. Your girlfriend can get bent. This
is your family. I've always we go back and forth
in this on the show. I'm always that person that says,

(01:21:27):
it's family. No matter what, you help them regardless the family.
Your family is the only one that you have, the
only people that you have in this world. Right, you
got yourself and you got your family. So for me personally,
I'm want to help them out regardless. And it does
get to a breaking point. I've talked about it before,
where you know, my family wasn't helping out. I was

(01:21:48):
tired to carry in the load, and I snapped on
them and then kicked everybody out. With that being said,
I would still bring them back in at any point
in time regardless, no matter what. All Right, you got
to talk to your sister and be like, hey, I
know what you're going through. I also know who you are.
You forget, we're siblings, we grew up with each other,

(01:22:10):
and you got to set those boundaries up. You know,
even though your sister doesn't believe in them, you at
least have to let them know, Hey, this is what's
going on. You say only a couple months, and I
want to hold you to it. Three months, ninety days,
figure it out, okay? But I have always been help
your family out. They are all that you have. If
your girlfriend lives with you, that's a deep discussion that

(01:22:33):
you guys are going to have to have. And if
you feel the same way I feel where family helps
out regardless, you're just gonna have to let your sister,
your girl, your sister, your sister girlfriend, let them know. Hey, sorry,
I know you feel this way about it, but this
is my family and I would hope that we would
do the same for anybody in your family. And let's

(01:22:54):
say your brother or your sister needed a hand up, right,
we would be there to help them. Or God forbid,
we're in the situation and we need help, they would
help us. Because here's the thing. When you start turning
people away like that, that stuff comes back around and
when you need help that person, that other sibling may
not help you because you weren't there to help them

(01:23:16):
in their time of need. As shady and terrible as
that is, that's kind of how people are. So there's
a lot of discussions that need to be had. But
I'd say, this is your family, man, that's your family.
Be there for him. I just want to read this
text real quick. I have two brothers and I'm a female.
Neither one of my brothers have ever tried to tune

(01:23:36):
in Tokyo on me at any age. That's probably fair
and accurate, But the question is at what age would
you have liked them to stop? And yet you're like,
there's still time there three zero ninety five? How does
this text? How does she know she's a bad roommate?

(01:23:56):
Yes have they Yes they've lived together before, Yes, you're
my sister. Just the idea of that, like, hey, they're
family over you now? It's a girlfriend, so there's nothing there.
But in marriage, we're now a family, right And I'm
a belief that you have to protect your partner first,

(01:24:17):
and they are the new family. I also believe that
if I say no now, this isn't a scorecard, and
that doesn't necessarily mean you're gonna hold that against me later,
because family should be unconditional, period. And if it's not
a good time, it's not a good time, that doesn't
mean I shouldn't take you on just because you're having

(01:24:40):
some hard time and now I'm going to have to
have a hard time too. That doesn't make sense. If
you don't want her to live with you, just tell her.
She'll figure it out. She's a grown adult. She I'll
never forget. There was somebody I worked with at a
job and they're having a hard time with money. Was

(01:25:00):
talking to the boss and I was like, hey, I
want to help them out. I want to, you know,
give them a giftificate or whatever. And my boss was like,
what are you talking about. I'm like, well, you know,
they're having a hard time today. He's like, so, they're
a grown adult, just like you and me. They don't
need a handout. They got maybe they need this to
figure it out. That's true. I'm a believer in that.

(01:25:25):
I'm all for a hand up, not a handout hand up.
But if you do it, you definitely got to set
some clear boundaries. And I don't even know if I'm
a fan of that, because once they're in, they're in exactly. Yeah,

(01:25:45):
rough one man, whatever you do though, you're screwed, I
think either way.

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
Yeah, he said it himself in the email. We all
know only a couple of months. We know a couple
of months turns into a year. So your boundary setting
isn't working, isn't gonna work.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Maybe maybe there was never any boundary set before sure,
and that's just that was the outcome. There was no hard, steadfast.
I put my foot down. I said, ninety days, bitch,
you gotta give thirty days notice. She gets mailed there.
She now lives there, All right, Listen, things get tough.

(01:26:26):
We get it. You can always email us. Show at
kmod dot com. Show at kmod dot com. Take a
break and we'll be back.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
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Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Good morning Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbin. So this morning
slut Puppy got the essay and one hundred dollars Shiner
gift card built Savory just got it as well. And
this this is a BMMS exclusive thing. Don't think that, hey,
I could just listen throughout the day and get my chance.
Then oh nay, nay, that's not how it works out.

(01:27:15):
You have to listen to us, So make sure you
listening to us every morning for that Christmas song to
score your six pack of Blue Moon and one hundred
dollars gift card to Moody's Jewelry, and then you're in
the running for that two thousand dollars gift card. Good luck.
Time to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to
ask anything you want. Just remember keep it clean, no
bodily fluids, nothing sexual, and don't forget. We can't and

(01:27:38):
will pass on a question. Let's open up the phone lines.
Here's Scorbn in the gang with all the truth you're
gonna need. So I saw this one. I don't know
if there's an answer, but I'm intrigued to see if
you guys have one, or if someone else does. What's
one small adult cheat code you wish you learned earlier?

(01:28:00):
What's an adult cheat code you wished you learned earlier?

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Like, give me an example.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
I don't know, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
I can't think of any. Maybe from a video game.
I guess a cheat code.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
I think they're talking about life.

Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
Yeah, like, I don't know any good cheat codes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Okay, KIMPI I'm kinda with Lindsay on that one. I
die don't know any at all. I mean, I guess
putting foil down on a cookie sheet when you're using
it as opposed to just throwing a cookie sheet in
the oven and then you have to clean it. You know,
that's a good one. Run the dishwasher as much as

(01:28:54):
you want. You don't have to wait for it to
get completely full.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
Dude. I had a dishwasher here the other night. It
was beeping. I pushed start and it was beeping every
eight seconds. Kevin comes in and gets me. He's like,
what the dishwasher is beeping every eight seconds? Do you
know why? I'm like, no, but maybe Google can tell us.
So we go through Google and it's like, oh, it

(01:29:22):
could be that your door's not shutting properly, or it
could be is some sort of other error. So we
take out the drain and clean it out, and I
throw in a dishwasher cleaning tab in there, and we
go and to the outside box and just shut it

(01:29:48):
down completely. Wait five minutes, turn it back on, did
a restart. Boom, It cleared it out and stopped. It's like,
thanks Google. But I was so scared that I was like,
oh my god, do I have to buy a new
dishwasher before Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Because I will do that.

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
Oh yeah, to be without a dishwasher would be awful.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
No, I won't have to go back to the eighties, right,
I think you gotta go further back in that. Yeah,
we had a garbage disposal to go out two days
before Christmas, and my wife and I were super sick
and you can't run the dishwasher, and we couldn't make
Christmas dinner because we were sick and we couldn't wash dishes.

(01:30:30):
Sounds terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
Christmas from hell.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Talk about making something worse. Right to tell the truth,
be my mess and whatever you'd like to say to
eight two, nine, four five. If you were locked in
a room for twenty four hours, what two shows are you?
Binge washing.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Ooh, that's a good one. Probably maybe Friends because that
had a long run start to finish. And Game of
Thrones another long run, good series.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
You have to watch it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
No, I've seen it all.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
That was one of the ones you never watched before.
I know you relate to the game.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
Yeah, yeah, I waited till all eight seasons were out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Yeah, gimbi, I am going to say Quantum Le great show,
laugh all you wanted. It's fantastic. They used to say
things on that show. There is no way that you
can get away with nowadays, right like when Sam Beckett
turned into the Special Edge. I'm not retarded. I'm just

(01:31:47):
to lose Yoh. So, fantastic show. And then the second
one would probably be either in Living Color or Mad TV.
That's a tough one to pick from because I think
both of them really really, really good, far better than SNL.
I mean twenty four hours, so I don't need to pick.

(01:32:09):
Like the Simpsons are law and order, right, like something
that's been around. Yeah, I don't need that. I'm gonna
pick Lonesome Dove. That's great and Band of Brothers. Okay,
you got about six hours and you got about ten hours.
Lonesome Dove is currently on Prime Video. Just so you know,
so good, so good.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
Yeah, I just thought of a cheek Okay, putting a
cup of a glass of water in your microwave and
warming it up and letting it steam the microwave to
clean it. You can just wipe everything down that way.
You don't need chemicals. Easy, easy hack.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
I packed my lunch for the next day when I
do dinner the night before. Oh, that's their pack. Okay,
I packed my lunch the next day when I do
dinner the night before. Sure, that's fair. Who got the
most sleep after the twenty eight hour toy Drive? I
don't know. We don't compare, No, Lindsey, how did you

(01:33:13):
sleep after the toy drive?

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
Like a baby? I slept from I think I was
asleep by eleven am on Thursday, and I woke up
around probably four o'clock, and then I was in I
was asleep again by like nine o'clock that night.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Kimby, I h I went to sleep about noon and
woke up at like five, got up smoked cigarette, drank
a cup of water, went back to sleep until about eight,
and then got up, made dinner, and then was in
bed at like after the game, so like ten o'clock,

(01:33:53):
and then slept all night after that, in bed at eleven,
woke up at one, back in bed at eight, slept
till six. And then the next day I saw our
went and saw our friend Colton. Yeah, and I thought

(01:34:16):
I hit a half At one point I was like,
I'm still talking, aren't I good times? Uh Corbyn? When
Gimpi and Lindsay were being hired, were you in on
the interviews? Yes? Why wouldn't I be right? And I

(01:34:41):
would argue neither one was a real official interview. I
don't know if you can constitute on the patio of
a dunkin Donuts being an interview and or an interview
after the show going what do you think? And you're like, okay, yeah,

(01:35:04):
somebody texts into Game of Thrones and shameless, Yeah that
was good. Yeah. Live with no secrets? Are no everyone
else's secrets? Lindsey, Live with no secrets?

Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
I think life would be a lot easier than knowing
everyone else's.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Gimpi, Ah, everybody's got secrets no matter what. Ah, So
I say no everybody else's secrets, chances are I'm gonna
forget soon anyway. I mean, I don't want to know
everybody else's secrets. One, I'm probably not gonna keep them

(01:35:45):
all secret anymore. Be like, can you believe what they did?
I gotta tell somebody, And what if it's really bad? Right, well,
it's really really bad, like being Russian spy or something
like Jeffrey Epstein, bag, I gotta tell then, and if

(01:36:07):
I don't, I'm a part of it. And if I
know everybody's surely some of those are really bad that
I've got to tell. But I know them all, and
I don't have time. I'm stressing out already hard pass
If you three were competing against each other on the
show alone, who would win? What's the show alone? So

(01:36:29):
the show Survivor shows? Right, Yeah, you're dropped into like
the northern part of Canada, Like it's pretty bad, it's
pretty cold. They've done in other countries and stuff like that,
but pretty remote area. And you get to bring your
stuff with you. Okay, there are certain limitations, of course,

(01:36:49):
but you only can bring certain stuff for you and
uh yeah, whoever survives the longest.

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
I would like to think that I could win on
alone because because there's money involved on a loan and
you can bring stuff, you don't have to be naked,
naked and afraid.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
To me, is.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
Is even tougher because you don't there's like no food.
You can bring some food on a loan, So.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
You can bring ten survival items. Yeah, you get to
wear your own clothes, but they must meet specific requirements.
Waterproof boots, gators, thermal under wear, little shirts, hats, things
like that. Ten survival items from categories, things like that.
You can bring macs of two items of food.

Speaker 5 (01:37:49):
Yeah, and I could just go fishing the rest of
the time.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
Plenty of people on that show that are claimed to
be fishermen that can't catch a fish.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
And I don't know how to bow hunt. I mean,
I could learn before going. But my biggest fear on
alone is I would just be extremely lonely. I don't
know how long I would last in that aspect, but
I would definitely give them, give them my college try,

(01:38:25):
and I'll say me, I'll stick with myself.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Gimbi, I want to say myself, because I don't have
spouses or kids, at home waiting for me. Yeah, so
it's just the dogs, and let them dogs. I'd be
all right. So being alone not a problem.

Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
To go back to home to poop on the floor, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:45):
All good, that's all good. How long are you in
for alone? Because a thirty days ninety days one hunter,
whoever stays the longest, stays longest. And so if you
and I are in a day off right right, Yeah,
let's chance those dogs might be dead by the time
I get back around. Anyway, pretty hungry at least. Yeah,
one's eating the other one. So yeah, I feel like

(01:39:06):
I could. I could do that, just because that mental
aspect of it, you know, missing the family and whatnots
based off what I know on the twenty eight hour
and Lindsay and how much she had to sleep. I
don't know if she could last more than a few days.
I agree with Gimpy in regards to like missing family.

(01:39:28):
I don't know if I need the title of winning
alone to improve my life, right, So it would be
very easy for me to tap out. So I'm going
with Gimpy on that one. It'd be fun to try.
If another radio station wanted to take over the BMMS,
what radio station. Would you like to be transferred to? Lindsay,

(01:39:54):
there's an answer you're supposed to say, just so you know,
pass exactly, gimp. I don't want to go to any
other radio station. I am happy right here.

Speaker 5 (01:40:06):
One exists, right, there's some other stations.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
Yeah, hard pass Man, you're putting myself out there like that.
What's wrong with you? Rather summer or winter? Hot or cold?
Is that connected? What is that? I think that's the same.
Would you rather have be in summer or winter where
you have to deal with the hot or the cold?
Which one do you like more?

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
I rather deal with the summer. It's not dealing. It's
having fun in the sun, like being in the water.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
So summer all day, gimby. Summer's cool and all, but
it gets hot as balls and you can only take
so many clothes off unt you just run around naked
and then you're just naked and hot. Right at least
with wintertime, you could put more layers on and keep
warm no matter how cold it is, and you can
still have winter fun. I feel like, like, can I

(01:41:02):
go inside or are we just talking about being outside?
Like you gotta live outside because hypothermia is a thing.
It's a real thing. So is heating shoustun. But you
don't lose a toe and a heat stroke. You can't
lose your life, though I'd rather lose a toe than
a life. You can die from hypothermia, Oh yeah, for sure,

(01:41:22):
freeze to death. I like the Winner. I like cold,
I like wearing hoodies. I like wearing I don't like
being hot. I don't like sweating. So I'm gonna pick
Winner more of a winter person. What's something you cling
to even though you know you should let go of it?

Speaker 5 (01:41:47):
Lindsay, gravy boats.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Do you have a real answer? Probably like you didn't
think that many gravy boats was a problem until we
brought it up right.

Speaker 5 (01:42:02):
I have a lot of like knickknacks at the house,
like decorative things that my mom brings. There's stuff in
the attic. I've got things that I should just get
rid of.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
And I don't gimby the past mistakes that have been made. God,
you already do that the moment they happened, playing onto
them some bitches you should let go, but now uh pass.

(01:42:42):
If you were a cartoon character for a day, which
one would you want to be? Last one?

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
Lindsay Betty boop, she's the hottest or just a rabbit
was the hottest, just a rabbit? Forget about her because
she is movie Yeah, Jessica rabbit.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
GIMPI what is this? Michael jack O from the Animaniacs
and uh, I'm going bugs bunny man. He never had
a problem with anybody, never worried about anything, and he
got his revenge every time. Never batter than.

Speaker 5 (01:43:26):
I I mean Elmore Fudd was always after him.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
So what he always got Elmer Fudd. He never caught him.
That's right. That's just the human rabbit version of Wildy Coyote.

Speaker 5 (01:43:39):
And Daffy Duck seemed to be like a real jealous
of him and didn't really like him.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
Daffy Ducks get Daffy Duck. And what's the Mickey mouse stuff?
Donald Duck Donald? Yeah, yeah, good ole Daffy always second fiddle, right,
pretty much, all right, we gotta take a break. We'll
be back. There's a crazy story about a man who
died on a cruise ship. This happened last December. And

(01:44:09):
the man, who was thirty five, got onto the ship
and his room wasn't ready, so he went to the bar.
Now he was on the cruise ship, with his wife
and his seven year old son, and he got drunk,
became belligerent. There was a confrontation with security, they detained him,

(01:44:30):
he died. The corner has said that he died as
he ruled it a homicide. But here's the thing. He
had been served thirty three drinks holy before he died.

(01:44:51):
And this man is not a small man. And in
the video he does look like he's I mean, he
looks like he's having a mental episode for sure, but
he's not stumbling. I mean he's trying to kick a door.
Definitely has some dexterity to him. Crewmembers were directed to

(01:45:18):
the bar and tried to talk with him. He then left.
He grew restless. The fiance took him to check into
the room while he remained at the bar. It was
during that time that he was served the booze and
he broke into a rage. When he left the bar,
inebriated and couldn't find his room. If you've ever been

(01:45:40):
on a cruise ship, you can get lost pretty fast.
Your first day or so on the ship, you're like
where I think it's this way. And keep in mind,
on a cruise ship, they keep track of you, whether
you're scanning to buy a drink or through cameras. I
mean they can keep track of you. They The footage

(01:46:02):
shows him attempting to kick in a door. After he
allegedly attacked crew members and threatened to kill some passengers,
he was detained. His fiance says the excessive force and
fatal actions taken by crew members, including security and medical personnel.
They administered an injection of a sedative medication haparadle doll

(01:46:24):
haparodal doll, halo perdol, and used multiple cans of pepper spray.
According to the lawsuit, he died of significant hypoxia, impaired ventilation,
respiratory failure, cardiovascular instability, cardio pulmonary arrest, which led to

(01:46:45):
his death, and it had been ruled a homicide. They
also said, like ethanol poisoning if I remember correctly, Okay,
the lawsuit is seeking damages for loss of support, future earnings,
medical expenses, along with pain and suffering. Obviously, they declined.
Here's the crazy part. You're in international waters. You might win,

(01:47:12):
and they go, nope, right, it's an Internet. You're in
another country essentially, Yeah, nobody, there's no real jurisdiction when
it comes to that, right, Yeah. A lethal dose of
alcohol is considered to be a BAC of zero point
four zero, which is five times the legal limits in

(01:47:33):
many states. The level can be reached by consuming a
large number of standard drinks in a short period, with
estimates suggesting an average person would need to consume about
twenty five standard drinks to reach this level. I mean,
I can only go with my experience. Getting a drink
on the cruise ship was easy, but they weren't. I

(01:47:57):
didn't feel like they were incredibly potent right now. Maybe
if he's getting you know, two fingers of the brown
water every time, right right, just getting doubles every time
every time? Yeah, then okay, or maybe some Long Island
Te's because that's got like six different liquors in it, right,

(01:48:18):
Peanut Colattis with some malibu on top, right, because you're
on vacation, all right, or whatever, the specialty drink of
the day is right. So to me, I was like thinking,
there's got to be some sort of limit where they
stop serving. Nope, no, no, there isn't. That's why they
have those drink packages, right, it's pretty well unlimited drinks

(01:48:40):
while you're there. Have fun, now, I have heard that
it like you, No, I don't know. I've never been
on a cruise, but I've heard that, Like, if you
have the drink package and you get shmammered and start
causing problems, that's when they cut you off and you
don't get any more of your drink package and you're done.
Just like any patrons, they can red light you. Yeah,

(01:49:02):
so this says Norwegian has a max fifteen alcoholic drinks
per day, and then you can order more per ala carte,
so you're unlimited or your package is just fifteen alcoholic drinks. Carnival,
Royal Disney no daily limit, but they do track and
if you're wasted, they cut you off, which makes sense.

(01:49:24):
Oh no, I've seen some videos some Carnival and Royal
cribbing cruises. Many get pretty hardcore. Yeah, they look like
ross dress for less is happening? Define wasted, But there
is no hard daily limit, but they can cut you off.
So to me, thirty unless there was like a staff chain,
Like how long was he sitting there? Right? And I

(01:49:45):
think I read something too that he wasn't a drinker. Okay,
somebody who's not a drinker I don't think is going
to sit there and have thirty three drinks in one set.
That's not this is my first time. Well, twenty one
year olds, you have never drank when they're doing it
because they just turned twenty one. Don't have thirty three

(01:50:05):
drinks in one sitting. And why did they leave him?
Why did the fiance and the sun leave him?

Speaker 5 (01:50:14):
Because the sun was seven, he couldn't be at the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
No, but you can stand right there. Oh, it's not
like a bar like you know, a dive bar. It's
just a bar in the middle of the area. Right,
And so was he just because she said this is
unlike him, uncharacteristic of him, which is something you might
say if you're wanting to win a lawsuit. Right, yeah,

(01:50:38):
because we don't know what their home life was. Maybe
this is how he always is and the wife and
some are like, ah, I'm good, I'm here to enjoy
this vacation, not deal with your drunk ass. Right, I
ain't doing this again. Come on, Johnny, because if you're
on a cruise, you can take your drink with you, right, Yeah,

(01:51:00):
you could take two. He could take three and poor
one out and still have two. Right. I'm just saying
it makes no sense. For him to continue to sit
at the bar, especially once the room was ready. I
don't think we're getting the whole story. No, maybe it's
the same reason that the person goes to the bathroom
for an hour after dinner. I don't want to put

(01:51:22):
up with you right now. I'm gonna sit here and
have thirty three drinks. So this says Carnival has a
max of fifteen okay a day on your package as well. Nah,
another one, Carnival has fifteen. There's no additional drinks can
be purchased after the fifteen. Another one. Isn't there something
about being in international waters and murder and death? Yeah,

(01:51:44):
it's international. There's no rule of law. That doesn't mean
you can't be suit civilly though in the States come
after you for money, but the chance of you getting
money is man. And by the way, they had left port.
So here you are. He's trying. He's dead. You gotta wait.

(01:52:12):
You're on the ship. He's dead. Yeah. Yeah. They put
him in the cooler next to the pepsi and then
you are stuck having to enjoy your vacation. Sit in
your room. I don't know about sitting in your room.
You're not gonna go to a show. Why not. Husband's
not going anywhere, and you need to keep your mind
off of things, So why not go catch a little

(01:52:34):
stand up routine, Maybe go hit the clutter with their
dj wiki wiki. You definitely order room service. You're not
going to sit at, you know, some dance performance show
thing where they serve food and stuff. Right, No, I
don't see anything wrong with it. If he's because there's
video and he's kicking a door. If that's the door

(01:52:56):
they were in on the other side and they didn't
open it, that tells me something's up between the husband
and wife fiance, yeah or whatever. Yeah, yeah, for sure,
because you know he's acting a fool. He'd be like,
you know, Richard, get in here, right, what's wrong with you?
But you don't want to put up with it because
that's a regular thing and I'm not going to have

(01:53:17):
you sit here and act like this. I don't want
to deal with you, Richard this text. I've been cut
off on Carnival before, just went to a different bar
and ordered again. I'm sure that could happen. I don't
know how fast the system works. I don't know if
they red light you in the system. So when you
scan the car, They're like, nope, right, I only know

(01:53:39):
how it works on Disney. I just had to watch
thing and I just dooop more. Please, yeah, please, sir,
can I have some more booze? Now? We didn't do
the unlimited. We just bought them one at a time
because we knew we weren't gonna get thrashed. Right, it
seems a little weird to just get rolling at a
Disney cruise, Carnival, Norwegian Princess something like that. Maybe I'm

(01:54:06):
not saying I didn't see it, right, Oh, I'm sure
there's people there. You know, there's people that go without
kids on Disney cruises, right, Disney's for everyone, right, sure, sure,
But I don't know if you're getting your picture taken
with Spidey, right, Mickey Mouse doesn't have age limits, Corbyn. True,

(01:54:27):
I would be lying if I said there wasn't anybody
any adults in line to get the picture taken with
Mickey or Goofy or Donald Yeah. Right. They all looked
like they were on break from from a ma athlete's tournament.

(01:54:48):
Nerds definitely can quilt no less than five cats. Take
a break. We'll be back. More of the big bad
morning show. Okay, so here we go. There was something

(01:55:19):
weird that happened with our podcast last week. I want
to see if I can find it. Yeah, when people
actually listen to it. So where is the and I
think it's this. Nope, I'd have to look for I
can't find it right now. But our podcast numbers for

(01:55:42):
this Tuesdays are huge, the Morning Dump, for the Morning
Dump specifically, right, Yeah, that's cool. I yeah, well, I
mean you're getting a side of us that you don't
normally get, you know, and it's Tuesday exclusive, so we

(01:56:03):
have to be We're goes to be prim and prompt
of Monday and every other day because we're FCC rules
and blah blah blah. But this allows us to let
her here down. I can't imagine an occasional laugh word
is what you know? Increases this? Right? Occasional? I mean,
I'm just saying that. It doesn't feel like that's accurate.

(01:56:28):
Maybe so maybe it was just a fluke, who knows,
you know, But I'll take it. Did we say like
one thing that people are like, oh share, right, I'll
take it. I'll take it. Yeah, you know, I wish
I could answer the question of what did we say
to make people go, oh, hey, share this, you know,
but I can't remember yesterday. It's like the number one

(01:56:48):
problem I have is people are like, hey, did you
see that. I'm like, oh, yeah, I don't, right, I
do not remember what I said or what I did,
So yeah, I am not Hey. Hey, hey, you guys
had me cracking up the other day. You were talking
about x Y's You remember that. No, what was it
you were talking about? Oh god, I don't know. I

(01:57:13):
am not sure what that would be. It could be anything,
because we do talk about anything and everything. That's for danger. Yeah,
I was. I'm still waiting for this to load. Oh,
it take its time, right, Yeah, no, hurry, it's not
like we're trying to do a BIDCA. I got nothing
but time. Uh all right. So I had something else,

(01:57:36):
but that didn't work out for me as I can't
log into something that's it. When I went to log
into it something we use all the time, and it
was like, you've tried too many times you were locked out,
and I'm like, huh, this is the first time I've
tried it. Yes, I hate it when that happens. But
I did find this story where a woman who's had

(01:58:00):
a fourteen year affair, has shared her tips about not
getting caught. Oh oh, so before I get to that,
what do you think would be a tip to not
get caught? Lindsey?

Speaker 5 (01:58:19):
Uh, putting someone someone's name in phones, like putting it
is a different name.

Speaker 1 (01:58:25):
Okay? Oh so like if if you Rebecca's calling you,
you would be like Barry or something more? Are you?

Speaker 5 (01:58:32):
Yeah? Or just put Rebecca in your phone as Rebecca's
last name, only using last names?

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
Okay? Well, this says that one in five people adults
admit to cheating on their partner. One in five. That's
a crazy number. I think that means there's four other
people that ain't saying no. Men are more likely than
women to cheat. Again. Of cheating, males admitted it to

(01:58:59):
doing it more more than once forty nine. So of
those that cheat, half of them are repeat offenders. Yeah, nineteen,
you are always cater. Yeah, compared to forty one percent
for females, which that's not that much lower if you
think about it, from forty nine to forty one, that's
not that much. I mean it's ten percent. It can
it can? It's one more person. I guess, Yeah, that

(01:59:21):
is true. But the fact of it is for people
to say, oh what, man, they're always the worst about
it or whatever. It happens on both sides of the aisle, okay,
and it's about even on both sides of the aisle.
Some reasons why people cheat feeling more like friends board
of their personal life, tired by always being the parent

(01:59:42):
or the peacemaker. A lack of spontaneity or intimacy. That
last one I can easily address. They got tired of trying. Okay,
like you try to be spontaneous or intimate and you
got shut down because you know, you're tired, or your
stomach hurtz or right, you're on your period, or your
back hurts from work or whatever the thing is. Yeah,

(02:00:02):
where's you done? You're like, I'm done, I'm done. I'm
not you're gonna say no anyway, so why I'll just
go over here where she never says no. Worry. They
say deadness essentially is the leading cause to cheating. That
makes sense. Deadness in the relationship stagnation, I guess you
could say, so these are ten questions to ask your partner.

(02:00:28):
Oh no, that's just what to try and fix the relationship.
I want to know what you need to do to
not get caught. Yeah, not that I have a desire.
Stay the routine, Stay through the routine. Don't stray away
from your routine. If your spouse is expecting you home

(02:00:48):
at five o'clock, be home by five o'clock. You know
what I mean. Have your little afternoon fun, but make
sure you know everything stays the same. It's just one
thought for me throwing it out there, because once you
start straying away and start coming home, well, he's working
late every day, or you know she's going out at
night or dead of to death.

Speaker 5 (02:01:08):
That's suspicious.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
Don't go out in public, okay, you don't know who's
out there?

Speaker 5 (02:01:14):
Good?

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
Right? Right? Right with with the person you're Yeah, you're
you're running around with. Don't go to a Coldplay concert
and put your arms around it. We worked to Googler.
It's a little good.

Speaker 5 (02:01:25):
Don't make charges on a joint account, right.

Speaker 1 (02:01:29):
I feel like you can talk your way out of that.
I mean, don't put the hotel right, a movie you
probably get away with, right, an expensive dinner that could
add up to be two people sitting there, maybe not
so much. If is there a certain Okay, so you're cheating.
Is there a certain hotel you shouldn't use like, or

(02:01:50):
is any hotel game? I think I think any hotel
would be gain you know, I don't see why it
wouldn't give me a reason why one particular hotel wouldn't
be game over the other. Safety, security, oh, cleanliness, okay, okay,
So like, don't take the CD sides of town where

(02:02:12):
you can bring home bed bugs, right right, Okay, that's fair.
Or you know, get murdered and robbed because you're just
trying to have you know, good time with Sally from accounting. Right,
your car gets stolen? Oh because you're inside? Can you
pick me up at the you know, the hourly hotel?
That's when you walk your ass two three miles down

(02:02:33):
the road, they're gonna find out maybe because you are,
you have to do a report. Yeah, So either you
got to fully commit to the bit all right and
be like, oh no, I wasn't there, Please can't get
anywhere with it? Right? What were you doing at the
CD hotel, sir? I was buying crack driving by right,

(02:02:57):
my car broke down and somebody stole your broke down car.
Yes that I I mean I kind of have an
attitude of like, if you're gonna cheat, you're gonna cheat.
I can't control that. And I know myself, so I
don't do heroin. Like if I'm in, I'm in. And

(02:03:19):
so if I think you're cheating, like I will just
go crazy. Yeah, and it's just not worth my bandwidth.
You gotta trust people, right, being vulnerable super hard, and
you can be like I'm willing to get crushed and
if you crush me, that's I'll deal with that when
it happens, right, But until they no sense it, sitting
there worrying yourself to death over it. No, I do

(02:03:42):
think there's a little bit too when people are like
you're a cheater, you're a cheater, You're a cheater, and
you're like, well, I'm getting accused of it, I might
as well just follow through, right, Yeah, I that that
does not sound awesome, And like I can get into
my wife's phone, but I don't go through it for
stuff like that, Right You could, though, I could if

(02:04:03):
you wanted to. Yes, Yeah, I have access to her email,
which is both saved on our computer. I can get
to it. I could go through it if I wanted to.
And I think that for me and for us, even
though I don't do it. It creates trust, right, I mean,
somebody ain't silly enough to do it, right, But she
hasn't given you a reason to feel that way. No, right,

(02:04:25):
so you have no reason to start going through their
phones like that. And I think probably, if anything, me
letting her have access to me probably builds more trust
because I'm so much more accessible to people than she is,
right of course. But at the same time, I mean,

(02:04:47):
there's a guy in the office, you know, got a
nice little buddy buddy relationship, and anything can happen. There
are some guys who are like, I don't have relationships
with girls full stop. My wife is the only girl. Yeah,
And some people dog on that, and I'm like, ah,
I mean, if that's what you want to do, that's
what you want to do. But I see why you
would do that, right. It prevents any kind of mixed messages. Yeah,

(02:05:13):
I see it. From this standpoint. My job is to
protect my wife's emotions that I influence, right, And if
I if by me not being friends, going to dinner,
lunches or cocktail things with female workers protects her emotions
that I can have influence on, I'm totally going to

(02:05:34):
do that. Yeah, that's fair. I can't whatever she makes
up I can't deal with. But I can play a
part in the good emotions. Right, you've done your part. Yeah,
I get it. Yeah. I've had people before goat like, hey,
you want to go to lunch. I'm like, nope, I
don't want any of that smoke. I don't want I
don't want to miss interpretation, or like, hey, should we

(02:05:56):
invite so and so? No, Okay, sure, Friday, Okay, Hey,
dang it, something came up. Can't do it. Yeah, and
you guys not have a social media helps out tremendously,
I'm sure as well. When we got married, we were
doing marriage marriage counseling before we got married because we
knew statistically your second marriage, the odds are against you,

(02:06:20):
and we didn't want that and so best foot forward, right.
Our whole marriage has always been best you can, most
you can, And so we did the counseling and we
talked about it and they were like, what is your
stance on social media? And at the time, you know,
the trendy, I was like yeah, I'm like, well you
might think about that or have conversations because parasites can

(02:06:42):
live within social media. Things you don't think are harmful,
then suddenly it's just an infestation in your marriage. And
so at that time we were like nope. And so
it's probably been one of the best things we've ever done.
I would agree one hundred percent. I have been with
Joe for a year and a half now, and this

(02:07:04):
is no bullshit. This is no fucking bullshit. This is
what pisses me off about fucking social media, the Internet
and people in general. Right out of fucking nowhere, she
gets fucking messages right, Uh, I'll never forget. The first
one was, hey, did you know your man's out groping
and fondling people when you're not around? Okay, if Gimpy

(02:07:26):
were doing that, that would not be the words that
would be used. No, no assaulting, right, groping and fondling
to the point wheere right we parked up? We went parking. Yeah,
so that was the first one. And she does her
due diligence, right, She'll go a dummy, She'll check out
the the the profile, she'll see like, oh, this is
a brand new profile, but that still raises a red flag.

(02:07:50):
West plan exactly right, and and and this has happened
several times right, uh to where you know, people just
make shit the fuck up, and I I can't take
how much I'm like, I have not fucking done anything.
You literally know exactly where I'm at and who I'm
with when I'm doing it right, because like she spends
a week with me, and then she's with we with
a kid, and when she's not with me, I'm either

(02:08:10):
at home fucking playing gay Cowboys with my friend Doodoo
on Red Dead Redemption right on a video. I want
to make sure we add that part. Sure we read
that it's on a video game, Concile, I mean you
do a video so fast? Yeah, but or I heard
three words. Or if I'm out and about I'm either

(02:08:32):
with you know, a couple of friends that you know,
or I'm with my brother. I'm never out by myself. Also,
I go to the same place every fucking time. I'm
not gonna right, I'm not that fucking dumb. So but
either way, it's still it's still there's people still do it.
It blows me away that people will go to those
lengths to make up, go through putting together a fucking

(02:08:55):
profiles a lot, and you're gonna go through all that
just to fucking why why to drive a wedge between
us because either A you want to be with her
or B you want to be with me, mind your
own fucking business. Why don't you? Eh, they're bored. It's
it is Alice tiresome. Yeah, I don't know if it's
border jealous. I think hurt people. Hurt people, Yeah, And

(02:09:17):
some people see that as probably being a troll rather
than have an actual mission, right, And I just kind
of go with the idea that your mind is cunning,
it is a great salesman. And that doesn't just hold
true for me. That old's true for my wife too, absolutely,
and so I bear a responsibility, I think, to protect

(02:09:39):
our marriage. Yeah. I do everything I can to reassure
you know what I mean. And at the end of
the day, it's it's it's really honestly, it's like, listen,
you're gonna believe what you want to believe, Yeah, regardless
of what I say. And I know because of other
douchebags past whatever, you know, it's hard to believe me
when I say I ain't fucking doing nothing, But I
know I'm not, and I think that's all it really matters. Yeah,

(02:10:00):
And I think you probably have a bigger obstacle than
maybe some others because of the things you've said that
have happened in your life on the radio. True that is,
but she's probably heard it or someone's told her. But
you you try to do the right thing. You are
doing the right thing, and then it just fucking let me,
let me fuck that up for you real quick. Yeah,
it's like, okay, yeah, whatever. Well, it's kind of like

(02:10:26):
I was reading a thing where a guy cheated on
his girlfriend, no, on his marriage with a coworker, and
he didn't. It was in an article on I don't
I don't remember, uh, and he cheated on a coworker,
And years later somebody brought it up and he was like,

(02:10:47):
that's not fair, right, And the truth is it is
fair right because it did happen. It happened, just because
you don't like that I got brought up. Right, your
scarlet letter is your scarlet letter, full stop. It's up
to you to prove people wrong, right, But that doesn't
mean you don't get to then absolve that that happened. Well,
isn't there a statue of limitations? There? No, not on

(02:11:08):
that stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:11:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:11:09):
It's like, bro, that was fucking three years ago or whatever. Yeah. Yeah.
If you are a child molester and you serve your
time and you get out, you're still a child molester. Yeah,
for sure. So I think there are certain things that
you do in life that you have to carry that
title for the rest of your life. Yeah. Yeah, and
raping kids is probably one. Yeah, not that you know,

(02:11:30):
maybe not being faithful is that. But in some people's eyes,
it's pretty heavy, and therefore you have to deal with
it when it comes back up. Yeah, you got to
deal with the bullshit and the uncomfortableness. Yeah, Or anytime
that you know comes up in a movie or TV
show that you're watching together, you're like, oh god, oh god, dude.
Two movies in my house that I'm like, ah fuck,

(02:11:53):
try to turn it as fast as possible. Right. One
of them is the movie Love. Actually, we're in the movie.
The receptionist has a thing with the boss and the
wife finds out about it. Oh yeah, because he buys
a necklace. She thinks it's for her. Christmas morning happens.

(02:12:13):
She thinks it's a necklace, it's a fucking Joni Mitchell
CD and she's like, oh fuck, he's cheating on me
like she has the moment man, that goddamn movie. Right,
And then the other one is the movie with Idris
Elba and Beyonce and Obsession or Obsessed. Yeah I was good, Yeah, yeah,

(02:12:37):
Amy Adams Obsessed. Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen that.
I can't remember if fuck in that movie. But she
she's house fucking anything she does. But in the movie,
she's a temp working the boss, like she has got
a mission and she is cunning, like really good at it.

(02:13:00):
Like they're at a Christmas party and he's like, all right,
he's trying to be a good boy. And he's like,
all right, I'm leaving. And he gets in his car
and when he gets in his car, she followed him.
She gets in his car with him, and she's wearing
like pulls her skirt up and you're like, he's like,
don't want this. Yeah, he tries really hard. He goes

(02:13:22):
to a convention like somewhere somewhere exotic. Right, he's at
the resort and he goes to his room. Yeah, and
she's in there. Well, she drugged him though, she right,
She goes to his room somehow convinces them to give
her a key, gets into the room and he's like,

(02:13:45):
oh crazy, and she's like, He's like, you have to
get the fuck out of here. What's happening? Right, He's
doing everything he should. Yeah, but she doesn't let her.
She doesn't let her. And this is Beyonce that's not
letting up. Huh no, no, no, Ali Larder is Ali
lard She is hot though, yeah, and doesn't let up.
And as Lindsay said, like at one point he drugs her.

(02:14:06):
He doesn't know what happened. He's got these visuals. She
tries to make it look like him, he did all
these things, and we don't. You don't know if that's
what happened, right, And then there's a connotation between Beyonce
and like Beyonce finds out and he's like, fuck you
get out of here. It's it's a fantastic God damn.
We can't watch that movie. I'm gonna check this movie.

(02:14:28):
Don't watch it with your girl. Can't come out tonight. Sorry,
I'm watching a movie. What do you watch it? Obsessed?
Oh yeah, yeah, it's on Toby right, fucking hey, everything's
on Toby, man. I have not found anything on that
some bitch that I can't watch you cat channel. Is
that on tuby or is that Pluto? That's Pluto? Okay, yeah,

(02:14:50):
which is another great service, but I'm down for some tubes.
Oh yeah, all right, right, I'm sweating just thinking about
those two movies. By the way, Yeah, a little warming.
He gives me so much anxiety in this conversation. We
just go back and do you get worked up in
your house watching that movie.

Speaker 5 (02:15:09):
A little bit?

Speaker 1 (02:15:10):
A little movies that you watch in your house that
trigger that sort of thing.

Speaker 5 (02:15:16):
Yeah, there was one Fatal Affair was a good one.
That that one was movies Omar Epps is in that
and Nea Long and that one was a woman is
trying to mend her marriage after she has an encounter
with an old friend and he ends up being like

(02:15:38):
obsessed with her. Okay, but yeah, I mean she has
an affair and then he becomes a psycho and he's
obsessed with her, and she's like and her husband is like, no,
I don't want anything to do with you. You you
fucked up, and she was like, but I'm sorry, it
was a mistake, and then it just it's really good.

Speaker 1 (02:15:59):
I don't even know this movie. I'm looking at lists.
I'm not even seeing it on lists.

Speaker 5 (02:16:02):
I think it was made for Netflix. Okay, I want
to say it was a Tyler Perry film. But Unfaithful,
oh gosh, faithful. Yes, that's another one.

Speaker 1 (02:16:14):
But that one's I don't know why, but that one
doesn't make you. I don't get angry watching that, and
it's from the other side, right, it's she's cheating on
the husband, but I don't get angry at it.

Speaker 5 (02:16:25):
Because he gets revenge, probably because he's just Beyonce. Yeah,
but with Beyonce though she he's innocent the whole time
because he doesn't mess around with Ali Larder. So you
feel sorry for him. And Beyonce's pissed. She kicks him
out and he's but he's innocent. You have to believe him,

(02:16:45):
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:16:46):
He really didn't do anything, so it's over. Yeah, you
still get mad though, you still get mad at the girl.
And what I'm saying isn't un faithful. You don't get
mad the other woman. You don't get mad in that
movie is not the one with u Kata the fucking
beach singing. Yeah, you're get mad at him, I mean
kind of, but the whole time you've seen him get
his ass kicked. So, yeah, the movie Little Children. Have

(02:17:09):
you ever seen this movie? I've never heard. It's a
really good movie. It has Kate Winslet and Patrick Wilson
and Jennifer Connley in it. And he's a stay at
home dad and so is Kate Winslet. And they meet
at the park. Both have kids, and then like there's
some deadness in the marriage Patrick Wilson and same for her,

(02:17:31):
and so like they start bonding in the park of
course over kids, and they let their kids play downstairs
and they're banging upstairs. Yeah, yeah, there's some there's some
good movie. That's a deep bench of movies about infidelity. Huh,
very interesting. Okay, all make you feel uncomfortable? Yeah, I

(02:17:53):
mean gone girls about infidelity. Okay. She essentially gets tired
of his cheating and makes it looked like she got
yeah killed or kidnapped. Ben asked, flick movie right, Oh
was he cheating? Yes, with the girl from his from
from his class, right from the Red Panties remember, yes, yes, yes, yes,

(02:18:14):
oh yeah. I don't think I've ever actually seen that
movie all the way through it all for that fact. Yeah,
and decent Proposal is about cheating, is it? I mean,
in the long run, she does. But they had a
deal though, and said he couldn't fucking handle it. The
deal was, you go fuck this old man, we'll get

(02:18:35):
a million dollars, our life will be better and we'll
drop it and everything's fine. But he couldn't handle it. Yeah,
but she also went back to him, so clearly she
wasn't over it. She liked that old man. Dick, Rich Dick, Yeah,
that's all it was. Rich Dick and vacation Dick are
pretty close. Yeah, because like, oh, I'm on vacation, meant

(02:18:58):
some great guy. Yeah. Rich, You're like, yeah, whatever, just
buy me, send me whatever I want. And then you
realize it's all the same. Yeah, all men are the same,
All women are the same, All dicks, all giners, they're
all the same. They're shaped different, they smell different. But
that's about it.

Speaker 5 (02:19:13):
I had.

Speaker 1 (02:19:14):
I'll tell the story. I don't care. I had this
girl I met doing a radio thing on a cruise
ship and whatever. We had some romantic thing. Nothing really happened,
but we kept talking and she was like, I'm gonna
come visit. And she was Puerto Rican and I had
never had that interaction with somebody and we like, she

(02:19:38):
showed up, we hung out, it was awesome, and then
we went out to drink and then it wasn't it's crazy?
And she I mean a lot of people. I don't
want to say it's just Puerto Rican, but it's a
lot of people when they drink get really crazy. And
she did like crazy. I just remember being like whoa.
And then the next day I was like, you gotta go. Yeah,

(02:20:00):
I've never been somebody who signs up for that stuff. Well,
let's just hold on for a little while. Let's see
where this goes. I can handle a little bit of crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:20:09):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:20:09):
Yeah, those words have actually came out of my mouth before.
I can handle a little bit of crazy. No, because
my wife taught me the sentence. If they're willing to
show you just that little bit in the beginning, what
do you think it really is? Like exactly, you got
you got the amuse boosh, right, you got the taster.
That's not the full menu. No, when you get the

(02:20:32):
full menu, it's like fucking cheesecake factory, you're like, oh god, yeah,
there's too much. That's when you like, when you see
people yelling at their kids in public, or men yell
at women in public, like they're comfortable doing that shit
in put right right, What do you think it's like
behind closed door? Right? You see it that way, you're like,
oh shit, people man, fucking people speaking of fucking people,

(02:20:54):
uh no, speaking of people in general. You guys have
a great week. Can we appreciate listening to us? And
we have one more podcast before the end of the year,
so that'll be next week. So you guys have a
great week. Seeya, bye bye.