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HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY EVE!! Is Bon Jovi WHo He Says He Is, There's A Jaw Bone In This Tile, Beating Off A Gator With A Screwdriver, Loud As Cicadas, Gimpy Had To Confront A Thief, Conspiracy Theory Thursday, Top List, & We Gear Up For Smoke & Guns!!!!

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I Center at the Promenade Mall fromfive to seven is last chance qualifying.
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that's literally the words that come outof their mouth. They show up,
usually an arm is up pointed inone direction or another, eyebrows raised,
and they go, I'm sorry foryou, dude. Yeah, we all
know who John Bon Jovi is right. Oh yeah, they bon Jovi.
I have not seen. It wasat a bon Jovi concert in ninety six,

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ninety eight, maybe maybe even laterthan that in Kansas City, in
Bonner Springs, Kansas, the Amphitheater. I saw more breasts at that show
than in all damn near five hundredconcerts I've probably been to. So that
was in the nineties. You saidlate nineties though, right, Yeah,

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they were they I mean their careerwas quote over. Yeah, yeah,
they were like just plain hits.I was just thinking of the where the
boobs would be hanging then as comparedto now. It's a great question,
you know what I'm saying. Ifeel now the nipples would be touched in
the waistline as opposed to then,they'd still be kind of purky. That

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was the surprising thing. Oh yeah, they they ran the They ran the
gamut, so many different boobs.Yes, yes, they ran they ran
the gamut. So it was impressivefor sure. Watch yourself, sweetheart,
don't need to stepping on a nipple. I mean, nonetheless, So I'm

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getting off on a tangent. Souh yeah. So he's doing an interview
with ABC News. They just namedlike a bathroom rest stop for him in
New Jersey, which he's like noto him, He's like, no,
it's very New Jersey. Okay,sure, if you're gonna have something named
after you, what's it matter,right A, but a rest stop,
a bathroom restop. And now here'sthe deal. Is it like one of

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the welcome centers right where it's gota good building, you know, it's
a C on the inside. Yougotta like a Chick fil A insider,
a McDonald Yes, maybe that's not. Yeah, I've never been to a
rest stop that has a fast food. Yeah. Yeah, they've got you
know, bending machines in there andpamphlets of like what to do while you're
in New Jersey or whatever? Oris it a simple pull off to the

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side of the road. And wegot like two outhouses? Yeah, the
income center. Again, to havesomething named after you, I guess it
doesn't matter. You can't beggars,can't be choosers, right, you're right.
So he was doing an interview ontalking about his career, and this
is just one excerpt from his interviewwith ABC News that's going to air here
soon. I gotta with murder andsay it again on camera I'm a rock

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and roll star. I'm not asaint. You know, I'm not saying
that that there weren't a hundred girlsin my life. I'm John bon Jovi.
It was pretty good. But ifyou think I was ever going to
jeopardize my anything for believing the narcissistindn't me was real? What a stupid

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thing to do. What kind ofexcess is to a man? Need that
that's going to fuel that fire andit's just not worth it, not worth
it. So what I don't understandabout this clip because when I initially heard
the clip, they were talking sayingthat he admitted to sleeping with a bunch
of people, and he's been hemarried his high school sweetheart, he's been
married a long time, right,right, But when you hear the clip

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in its entirety, that does notsound like what he's saying that he banged
a bunch of bitches. It's definitelywhat it sounds like he says in the
beginning, But then he talks aboutnot jeopardizing anything, that he would have
never done that. Now though,Okay, so that could go a couple
of different ways, all right,that could be one he's just trying to
say faced keep his old lady fromgetting pissed, right I feel. I

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mean, come on, it's bonJovi, it's a rock star. Regular
Joe's that work in McDonald's will stepout. You see what I'm saying.
So with the amount of attention thatthat guy gets, Slash got, especially
in his prime, I mean,if good for him, if if he
you know, stayed true or whatever. But I just think, as the

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rock star quote unquote, the quinteessential rock star, living that rock star
lifestyle, that's gonna be really,really hard. Let's listen to what he
says in the beginning, I gottawith murder. Let's say it again on
camera. I'm a rock and rollstar. I'm not a saint. That
is an interesting line, right Igot away with murder metaphorically. Uh,

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and I wasn't a saint, right? Well, what does that mean?
That can be really loose? Thereare people that are good, wholesome,
not squares. If you they're squares, if you will that when they stay
up late, they're not saints,right right? Right? Do you see
what I'm saying? Like, I'mjust using that as example. So he's
like, hey, I think he'ssaying that as an appeal to say he

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was not a saint. Okay,so like he really was, but he's
just saying that to fulfill the rockand roll image, right, yeah,
okay, okay, I get whatyou're saying. Now, Okay, maybe
maybe so. But at the sametime, you know, I'm not a
saint. Could mean so many thingswe instantly think, you know, like

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you said, he's banging a bunchof bitches or has or whatever, But
that doesn't mean that he could havebeen. He could have been doing blow
you know, every day you knowthat he was on tour something to that
effect. You know, he doesn'tlook like the type of person even even
back in his heyday. You know, I'm trying to you know, reel
back into the late eighties, earlynineties or whatever. He didn't even really

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look like that kind of person thatwould go out binge drinking, yeah,
you know, living ultimately living therock and roll lifestyle. He's always seen
like a I don't want to saysqueaky clean, but squeaky clean kind of
guy. Dude. His complexions spotless, right, he looks healthy. I
I don't know, maybe possibly,And you're but like, he doesn't look

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like a guy who drinks the brownwater every night till two am. Right,
right, He's not a Tommy Leesort of thing. Yeah, exactly,
So that's what I'm saying. Like, I think he's saying that to
appeal to the rock and roll lifestyle. There are people I know in the
music industry that are like, I'ma rock and roll guy. And then

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when you meet him, they theynot that you need to do this,
but they don't curse, right,they don't take the lord's name Vaine right,
pretty square, squeaky people. Yeah. And so the question then,
can you be a rock and rollstar and also be all that? Uh
yes, no, yes you canbe a rock star because you're out on
tour, got several rock song hits, so ultimately umbrella, yes, that

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makes you a rock star. Butwhen people hear the term rock star,
what comes straight to your mind,Oh, ride a motorcycle through a hallway
exactly, throwing stuff off the balconyof your hotel room, TVs or match
or whatever it is, causing masterdestruction, partying all the time, doing
the drugs, having girls on yourbus, multiple women, you know,

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just orgies everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe by him
saying I am not a saint.Maybe he was truly an asshole, because
I know that him and Richie Samborahad it could be. Yeah, they
don't get along. They haven't talkedwith spoken years, but like over a
decade, I think. But myunderstanding is it's Richie Sambora, okay,

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and he's he's he was believing hewas the guy. And John Montell's like
right right, it isn't John Bond, it isn't Richie Sambora, and the
Jovi's right right. The conversations youmust have in those situations, like when
someone goes this is I think Ishould be on the front of the T

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shirt, right, But no,you don't. We can easily replace you
with somebody else, and my name'sstill going to be on the band,
right, Yeah, you can't bebon Jovi without John bon Jovi. It
isn't Drowning Pool right like it Itisn't stp right right where it's a generic
name and you can just insert anybodyin there. Now when your name is

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on the band. The only wayyou can get away with it is if
your child takes over for you,or you know a brother, you know
somebody of the same last name youknow instead of John bon Jovi, it's
Steve bon Jovi. Yeah, Andtruth be told, Richie Siambora, we
wouldn't know who he was without Johnbon Jovi or Heather Lackley. Yeah,

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but when you start naming multiple people, then they are kind of known for
something, right, right, whenyou're like, he wouldn't we wouldn't know
about Elon Musk if it wasn't forPayPal and Tesla and SpaceX and X like
you, when you start naming multiplethings, it's the person, right.
But I'm saying like, if heweren't in John bon Jovi, would we
know who he was? Yeah?I've never been a fan of that argument

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because that that there's no way toanswer that fruitfully. Sure, I think
you probably would have. You waspretty talented, exactly, And that's that's
what I'm getting at. You know, he's still a great musician. He
would have just been in a differentband. It would have been Richie Sambora
of you know, the Oneidas orwhatever, So we still would have known
who he was. Yeah, Imean I think so, maybe not as

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big, right I was. Iwanted to see something about one of their
songs, but yeah, him andthey wrote songs together, so I think
for sure he would have been something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's got talents as a songwriter,apparently as a musician, Yeah yeah.

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I think that there are a few. I think this is more common
than the other that we talked aboutin terms of image of a rock star,
because I think people become rock starsand they feel like they gotta do
those things right, because that's theimage that's portrayed by a few, right,
right. But those few made itso big and made that lifestyle so

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desirable that they're like, well,I've got to live up to Led Zeppelin,
I've got to live up to theRolling Stones, the godfathers of rock,
if you may, you know.And it's like, I mean,
hell, all right, and alittle cocaine, maybe a little little LSD,
some mushrooms, you know, threebitches at the same time. Sure,
I am totally comfortable with the conversationthat drugs and rock and roll they

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kind of go hand in hand,even if the band doesn't do it,
they kind of float around. ButI'm not on board with the conversation of
destruction. Uh, you know,get groupies. I think groupies have to
be lumped into there, sex,drugs and rock and roll, and under

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the sex category is the groupies,the girls that just want to get close
to the band so they can saythat they slept with Richie Sambora. I'm
not sure what I'm sure that girlswant to do that. I don't think
every band wants that, maybe becauseagain I think this it's catering to the
mindset that that you think you haveto be, that that's what that world

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you said, you said desirable,right right. It is a grueling,
gnarly career to be in a touringband. It is not people think it's
awesome. It ain't right. It'sa lot of hard work, but it's
three hours maybe of glamorous right rightuntil you're sitting in a you know,
cheesecake factory and get you know,recognized, Hey aren't you Richie Sambora,

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just because he's the name on thetop of my head, you see what
I'm saying. So once people,these musicians, you know, start getting
that recognition, start becoming more popular, and more and more girls start coming
after him, you know, that'swhen they're like, oh, all right,
they're getting that a tangent feeding thatego. Yeah, I think nobody
who's ever become famous, is like, I want more people to recognize me.

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Really you think so? I thinkyeah. I think they they wish
they could go to the grocery storealone. I think eventually they do.
That's what I'm saying. Eventually.Yeah, I think people become celebrities if
you may be at you know,musicians or actors or whatever, because they
they have a talent and they wantthat attention. Uh yeah, you know,

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but eventually that eventually they've had somuch attention, right, I am
tired. I can't even go tothe bathroom with how somebody's saying, hey
man, what's going on? CanI get your autograph? You see what
I'm saying? So eventually, yeah, and it could be It's different for
everybody. You know, five years, ten years, twenty years down the
road, some people never get outof it. I feel Tommy Lee's that

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guy that never got out of thatthat phase. I want that attention.
If he didn't want that attention anddidn't want to be so, he wouldn't
be taking pictures of a schlog andputting it on Instagram. Yeah you see
what I'm saying. Percent not everybody. There's exceptions to everything. Yeah,
not everybody. I don't think everymusician or every celebrity is like that,

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but I would like to say atleast at least bare minimum half fifty percent
right down the line are those type, and then the other ones are like
the ones you're talking about. There'sa quote I love. I'm forgetting who
said it, but it's the problemwith this world is man's inability to sit
alone in a room by himself.Truth. And celebrities that get that type

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of attention get that type of attentionand then suddenly it's Christmas and because they're
not connected to their family, becausethey're not around or nice, and then
they're like, well, I'll justmake bad choices again, right, exactly
because your inner thoughts suck ass.Well, you just can't accept that they're

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just thoughts exactly and they don't meananything. Yeah, And then that goes
really to anybody. It's not justcelebrity, it's everyday people. Oh but
when you're getting your ego fed,oh, it makes it. It's like
having door dash essentially, right.It's so easy to do, and then
next thing you know, your creditcard's four thousand dollars or touch tunes and

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the next thing you know, you'reand you're like, oh no, right,
and then you're like then you goback to the like I just need
my fix, man, I justneed a little fix. I just need
to know. I'm like, yeah, right, And that's when you start
getting ten dollars hookers, you know, yeah, and smoking crack in a
cheap hotel room. Uh. We'vetalked about before. There's a TV show

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called Baby Reindeer Lindsay has started watching. It's on Netflix. It's about this
comedian who's getting stocked. It takesa weird turn I think on like episode
four or five, like a reallybizarre turn and going into what we're talking
about. Oh fun, And it'sso to show why he's got this stalker

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and why he allowed it to happenand stuff. It's so fascinating to think
that once you get a little tasteof that drug, how crazy you go.
The will power takes to not letit interfere, right, and if
you don't, if you let itin fear. I don't think that makes
you better or worse than anybody else. No, I think it's a natural

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I think it's natural. Stuff likethat will totally interfere with day to day
life. Another quote I saw recently, and I think it is fantastic.
Is be be wary of the trappingsof pleasure? Yeah, they gets you
every time. Yeah, yeah,You're like, I just it's fun.
I'll just have another drink, right, all right? We got VIP tickets
to smoking guns we're gonna give away. We'll be qualifying a few more people

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news quakies from The Big Mad MorningShow. In ninety seven five, dentist
finds ancient human jawbone embedded in hisparents tile floor, so A dentist was
visiting his parents newly renovated home inEurope when he noticed something odd. One
of the floor tiles in a corridorleading to a terrace held what looked like

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a human mandible slice through an angle, including a cross section of a few
teeth embedded right inside the tile floor. Not knowing exactly what steps to take,
he posted a photo of the discoveryon Reddit, and the Internet exploded
with enthusiasm, interest, and afew icks. It wasn't so much the

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teeth that he noticed, but theshape of the mannible that was very recognizable,
because the dentist said that he pointedout the object in the tile bears
a striking similarity to a slice ofan image taken with a form of CT
scan that he used in dentistry,so he's used to seeing the type of

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image every day and it looked familiarand so anyway, the tile was made
up of a type of limestone calledtravertine, and it was imported from a
quarry in Turkey, and scientists arenow working with the dentist to make sure
that the tile is properly studied,along with a few other suspicious looking tiles
installed in the house. So apparently. One paleo anthropologist said that it was

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pretty fascinating, but he was unsurprisedbecause travertine can form quickly, but the
stones used for commercial purposes tend tocome from deposits that have formed over hundreds
of thousands of years, and thisparticular tile could have been like millions of

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years ago, and this one theysay that it's unearthed ancient treasures. These
fossils can be anything that wash upfrom springs from plants, freshwater, crabs,
reptiles, and on occasion, humanremains. And one paleo anthropologist at

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the University of Texas in Austin says, every time I'm at home depot,
I go through the travertine tile lookingfor fossils a big habit. I'm like,
this is so cool. I'm alittle suspicious, suspicious of this.
Why say that it was the housejust built remodeled? This is right at

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a threshold you think it was placedthere. I don't know if it was
placed there, but when the installersput it in, they would have been
like, here's a jaw. Right. Why did it take their son to
discover it? Right? Because itclearly looks like you know, right,
you can see teeth or whatever.You know. Yeah, yeah, unless

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their installers have no idea, likethey just think it's stone or whatnot.
It looks like you saw it,It looks like a jaw. Yeah,
you just go. I don't care, man, I just make the donuts,
right. That very well could bethe case. But nonetheless, yeah,
who knows. Who knows. Maybeit was I get it, like
you know, it was up againsta wall, or he was. I

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thought he was removing a floor forhis parents remodeling, and this was underneath.
Ye's thought too, No, no, no, this is travertine tile,
yeah, if you will, aspart of it. So maybe it
was a plant so he can getsome more business into his dentist's office.
You know, hey, aren't youthat dentist that found the jaw bone?
Yeah? Ye need some working done? Can he do? A root?

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Canoe man beats off gater with ascrewdriver. So this comes out of South
Carolina. Last week. There's adude, his name is William Georgiidis,
and he was scuba diving last weekoff the coast there of South Carolina,
and he says, this guy,this gator lunged out of the water and
started making his way towards him.Okay, So the gator comes to him

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and he ends up getting a holdof him because old Willie here puts his
arms up defensively naturally, Yeah,I know, I don't want this gator
coming after me. So he's like, oh no, gatas well. Now
gator clamps onto his arm. SoWillie then quick goat thinking grabs a hold
of this gator, wraps himself aroundit, bear hugs this gater okay,

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And he's got his arms around hisneck ear and his legs kind of around
the abdomen area and he's holding onfor dear life. And that's when the
gator takes him underwater, right,and he's like, holy crap, I
don't have much air in my tank. What am I gonna do? So
Willie then grabs his screwdriver that heuses to like, you know, find
stuff at the bottom of the oceanor whatever, and he takes that screwdriver

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and he jams it into the eyeof this alligator, and that's when the
alligator kind of bucked him off alittle bit right, started to roll,
and he's like, holy crap.But he gotta keep in mind that the
gator still has a hold of Willy'sarm. So Willie's like, oh damn,
I gotta do something here. Sohe wiggles his way back around,
and keep in mind he's still rightingthis alligator underwater with very little air in

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his air tank. So he's like, ah, crap, he can't get
to the gator's eye again to jamhim in the eye with a screwdriver.
So he's like, if what amI gonna do? So he's like,
I'm trying. I think I'm gonnago ahead and try to go for the
gum line and hit the gaps inbetween the teeth where it's a soft spot.
So he does. He takes hisscrewdriver and get ca CA can't stabs

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him in the in the teeth linea couple of times, all right,
Well, and that's when a gator'slike really pissed and he takes them all
the way down to the bottom,and Willy says that he knew he was
at the bottom about fifty feet underwaterthere because he can feel the pressure.
His ears were popping right, andhe can feel like, you know,
just the pressure of the water onhim, and that's when he realized,

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oh f I'm out of air.What am I gonna do? So.
Eventually he rips his arm out ofthe gator's jaw. Now it didn't rip
his arm off, but he didsay it was dangling like a limp noodle,
okay. And he finally makes hisway up to the surface, and
that's where a guy in a boatpulled him out of the water and put
him into the boat and then gothim to the shore, and then therefore

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they got him to the hospital wherehe could be treated. Willie's fine.
Obviously, his arm is all jackedup, but he did make it out
alive. That's a wild story,isn't it, though, I mean,
way better than the guy who trapsgators for a living, right, Yeah,
that is a wild story, rightbecause the alligator can can roll for
a while. Absolutely, that's whatthey do. That's how they that's how

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they rip your limbs off and thenstart eating you or whatever. You might
not even be able to roll acrossthe room, oh no, oh no.
And the jamless screwdriver in his neckor try to right, and his
eyeball and then again in the gumline like that's some precise stuff right there.
The eyeball I could see is alucky shot. It's just right there,
right on the top of the head. But it's like when you're I

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guess its mouth is still kind ofopen because it's got your arm and its
mouth right, it's not completely closed. So you you you're under water,
you got all this stuff going on, you're discombobulated, you know, and
you're like, oh, hell,what do I do? And then jam
jam jam in the gum line,do whatever you can just to get that
gator let go. The gator neverdid really let go. He just ended

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up pulling his arm out of thegator's mouth. You know you're supposed to
do if an alligator clamps down,you punch them in the nose. No,
that's a shark. Yeah, Idon't know what is it. You
put your fingers in their nose tomake them open their jaw. Oh,
I guess that makes sense. Alittle girl. It saved a little girl's
life. Yeah. Wow. Tobe able to remember that and execute that
while a gator's got you by thearm, underwater fifty feet and you're running

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out of bear if you can quietthis voice a right right, then maybe
you would remember that. Uh,cicadas are so noisy that residents are calling
the police, Oh God. Emergingcicadas are so loud in South Carolina that
residents are calling the sheriff asking whywhat they why they can hear sirens or

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a loud roar. The loud courseof cicadas has led to a surgeon calls
to the police from concerned citizens.Law enforcement has been fielding these calls,
raising awareness about the unique phenomena phenomenaof cicada emergence. The Newberry County Sheriff's
Office sent out a message on FacebookTuesday that read, well, uh that

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the sound is just male cicadas singingto attract mates. After more than a
decade of being dormant, trillions ofred paradoctyl period PERO, period of coal
whatever, cicadas are emerging from undergroundin the eastern In US, the broods
emerging are thirteen to seventeen year cycles. Their collective songs can be as loud

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as jet engines, and scientists whostudy them often wear ear muffs while they
researched them. Just muffs. Huhear I set ear MUDs. I know
that, I know what you said, but you would think they would be
ear plugs, not just muffs overyour ears. You see what I'm saying.
I'm sure that didn't. I don'tknow, little bunnies, I don't

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know, right, maybe the onesthat got the little sleeves, so they
put their hands in it as well, right, a little string with your
gloves attached to them. Yeah,I mean, cicadas don't really bother me,
but as loud as a right,Right, when you get one of
them, it's annoying, but it'sall right. But if you got thousands,
millions of them in one group,all making the same orrible sound,

(31:08):
yeah, that's not fun. WhenI was living at my sister in law's
house on Alan, I first gottogether the uh, there was a frog
that would like perch right outside thewindow. It was so loud because it
was right at the window, Andso I went out there to deal to
deal with it, and I didn'tknow where it was, and so I

(31:30):
moved like a five gallon bucket,thinking it was somewhere over in that area,
and it jumped at me and Iscreamed like a little girl and ran.
We had guy right then. Mywife knew she made the right decisions.
Yeah, I'm married, pussy.We had a guy that used to
work here who was deathly afraid offrogs, and I thought that was bizarre.
I'm like really, and I handedhim a dead frog and he's like

(31:52):
no, I'm like it's dead.Yeah, it's petrified. I'm not afraid
of frogs. It just caught meoff guard. Oh yeah, absolutely.
Also, I don't care to owna frog, so I'm not afraid of
them. But I also just don'twant one either, Right, I get
it. I would eat one though. Frogs aren't bad. Sure it tastes
like chicken. Sure they do becausethey want to eat chicken. Right,

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It's the Big Man Morning Show nineone eight four six oh kmod. So
a lot of people's like final mockdrafts are coming out before the draft starts
tonight. And there are two thingsthat I noticed. One, the majority
of people are picking Caleb Williams,which they absolutely should, even if there's
question about his character. The concernis he's obviously got the talent. The

(32:59):
concern is is that he is nota good locker room guy. And in
some of the reports that I read, they pointed out him crying that one
game, and it isn't that theact of crying is the concern. The
concern was was he crying because helost? Was he crying because he wanted
to win? What was the reason? And he apparently never came clear on

(33:22):
what was going on there and sowill he transfer into that? And I
always remind myself that everybody some ofthe reports on Patrick Mahomes was it was
like watching a banana being cut bya playing card. So whatever that means,
it doesn't mean nothing until they're outon the field, actually in the

(33:43):
system learning it. And the otherthing that I noticed in it was that
Caleb Williams is in none of thepromos for the draft, okay, and
so they have highlight footage of him, yeah, okay, but they don't
have like like players talking about beingin the draft. Okay. Well,

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I know he's expected to be there, he should be, he's the number
one pick, he's expected to bethe number one pick, but he's not
in the promos leading up, whichmeans he did not participate in or want
to participate in that, oh okay. Which is also an interesting thing when
you go back to the question ofis he a good locker room guy,
right, Listen, I know I'mnumber one. I'm good enough. I

(34:29):
don't need to be in your stupidpromo, right. Or you could sympathize
with this, the idea that you'renot going to make money off my image
to promote the draft, Okay,but when I'm not even getting paid by
an NFL team yet, Okay,So I could sympathize with that. Yeah,
But also that doesn't feel like agood team player, true, because

(34:50):
the draft is also about getting peopleto watch and promoting and showing your power,
right, So that's really interesting tosee how that goes. So there'll
be some interesting takes that happen inthe last few hours leading up. Will
there be There're suspect they're suspecting amajor movement in the rankings of draft order
to see who they're going who peopleare going to get. So we'll just

(35:13):
have to see so a little bitof drama. Football fix, man,
I'll take it for my football fix, right because the USFL or whatever aint
cutting it. That's a football seasonthat's app currently on television. For those
that don't know, it's not good. It's not good. Yeah. Well,
Round one of the draft kicks offtonight from Detroit. The Bears do

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have the first overall pick and areessentially guaranteed to select USC star Kayleb Williams.
The Commanders have the second pick andare expected to select Lsu gunslinger and
Heisman Trophy winner Jayden Daniels. ThePatriots have the third selection, and,
despite rumors of potentially trading the pick, are likely to take North Carolina quarterback
Drake May QB is Going one,two and three at the has happened only

(36:00):
three times in league history. Mostrecently, Trevor Lawrence, Sack Wilson,
and Tree Lance went to the Jaguars, Jets, and forty nine Ers in
the twenty twenty one draft. Wilsonand Lance have already been traded to other
teams. Interesting, right, Yeah, that's a thirty three percent success rate.
Wouldn't it be awesome if the Bearstook Jayden instead? Yeah, just

(36:23):
because everybody is deciding what they're goingto do based off what the Bears and
Commanders are gonna do, and theyhave contingency plans, but also through a
wrench in the system. Might bethe only way, at least in for
a while that we've seen the bearscontrol anything exactly and that is your bass

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take my strong hand. Get onthe train train to loosen it up to
where it like just slides down mythroat. All right, I have got
a story for you. Buckle inTuesday, Tuesday night, yesterday, but

(38:35):
the day before yesterday, and getdone with the work, right, and
I go home and I let mydogs out, and I feed the dogs
and I ate my lunch. Thisis a typical Tuesday after work. Okay.
But then I go over my girlfriend'shouse to more lawn. It needs
to be done. Oh okay,sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah,
her actual grass in her yard,both both one right after another. So

(39:01):
very kind of you. Absolutely,I mean it needed to be done.
I like cutting grass, you know, It's just it's kind. Yeah,
no, no, it's not kind. What are you kind? Kind would
be to do it with expectations ofnothing in return? Oh there was nothing.
There was no expectations you would liketo continue to have sex with her?

(39:22):
Yeah? Okay, then for sure. But that's not why I did
it. I didn't go and mowher lines just so I get laid.
You do everything for her to getlaid. So I goes over there and
and I load the lawnmower in theback of my car, and I'll keep
in mind. I have a twentytwelve Ford Fusion. Okay, it's not

(39:43):
it's not much, but it getsme around. So I load this thing
in the back of my car,put it in the trunk, got my
gas can back here. I gotmy weed whacker in the back seat,
okay, because I don't need itfor you launching out of the out of
the trunk while I'm driving down thehighway. So I do all that,
and I get over to her house, right, and I pulled into the
driveway. I get out, andI pull the lawnmower out of the trunk

(40:07):
and I put it on in thelawn. In the lawn. All right,
Most lawns are kind of like asquare, rectangular shape something like that.
So I place my lawnmower right onthe corner where I'm going to start
mowing. This is where I'm gonnastart cutting, right, So I get
it out, Da da da da, put the lawnmower there, gas can

(40:28):
over there, weed whacker over there, and then I go inside, Hey,
baby, what's going on? Cometo mow your lawn? And she's
like, all right, cool,cool cool. So we're in there for
maybe less than five minutes, Iwould say, even less than three minutes.

(40:49):
We're inside her house, right,and uh, you know, she's
getting around or whatever, and we'regonna go outside and smoke a cigarette before
we before I start working or whatever. Sit down, bs, hangout,
chill, and then I al wantastart cutting your grass. I'm gonna cut
it real good too. Oh,just the way she likes it. She's
gonna watch. Oh yeah, sheeven offered to help. Yeah, so,

(41:15):
uh, all right, cool.We go outside onto the porch,
and uh, as as I stepoutside, she's like, maybe I don't
know, five steps behind me,so we don't exit the house at the
exact same time. As I getout there on to her porch, there's
a truck that drives by, andit's got a trailer on it, and

(41:37):
it's a red suv and on thistrailer it's got uh a frigerator, a
washer, and dryer. And somethingin my little head said that cat just
took your lawnmower. And I said, and I said it out loud,
I think the mother effort just tookmy lawnmower. And she's got this,

(41:59):
she's got a budge. It's anice bush. It's a big bush in
her front yard, right, andI can't see past it from where I'm
standing on on the porch or whatever. So maybe I'm crazy because the voices
in my head aren't always accurate.Right, most of the time they are,
but sometimes they're not. So Iwas like, what, and I'll

(42:22):
look and I kind of peer overher bush and show enough, my lawnmower's
missing. Oh hell no, hellno, this mother love just took my
lawnmower. Because that's seen what lookto appear to be a lawnmower, you

(42:42):
know, in the back of thisguy's trailer or whatever. And I was
like, oh no, this ain'tgonna work. And I keep in mind,
she's just now as I am likepeering over her bush walking outside,
right, and I said, thatmother effort just took my lawnmower, and
I haul ast in my car.Keep in mind, got a twelve Ford
Fusion without power steering, okay,so I power or power knob know nothing,

(43:07):
right, So I uh, Ihop in my car as quick as
I can, and she's sitting there, confused as all get out, wondering
what the hell is going on.I thought she heard me, but apparently
she didn't. I slammed that sonof a bitch and refers out of the
back, back out of the driveway, put it in drive, spin the
tires, and I'm boom out theneighborhood. Right, you are roots.

(43:35):
I am en root hot pursuit.Yeah, my friend, I am in
hot pursuit. And uh she liveslike where she lives. Her house is
like maybe four or five houses intothe neighborhood off the main street, right,
so I can still see what's goingon here. And I see this
trailer. Yeah, I see this. Uh I love this episode. I

(43:58):
see this, this suv and thistrailer had turned right. I'm like,
all right, I'm after you,you son of a bitch. And uh,
I see him. He's going northboundon on Yale and I'm like,
I'm coming after you, you mothereffort. I'm pissed. What's your plan?
Like, is you're in pursuit andyou're closing in? Uh huh,
what's your plan? Are you gonna? I had no plan just to get

(44:21):
my lawnmower back. You're gonna doa you know, a three point in
the engagement with the bumper of yourcar and oh you just wait, my
friend just waiting a hawk. You'regonna wave out of him. He's kind
of on the right path, youknow, as I out of you know,
her driveway, and I see himturn right onto Yale, and then
I seeing him turn left straight intothe adjacent neighborhood on the other side of

(44:45):
Yale or what onto his next victimonto it. And my thought was,
I'm at least gonna get behind thisguy. I'm gonna flash my lights,
I'm gonnat my horror. It's daytime, right, it is daytime. I
was gonna do everything I can toget this guy's attention, at least to
try to hope to get him tostop, thinking that that probably isn't gonna

(45:07):
work, because if it was me, I mean, like, what's this
crazy right mother doing back here?Walking his horn, flashing his lights on
me? F you, I ain'tstopping for nobody. That's how you get
shot nowadays. Right, an neverenters your brain. I ain't worried about
all that. I want my goddamnI want a lot mower. Goddamn right,

(45:28):
I've had this mower for eight years, nine years. You know we
paid I don't paid anything. Itwas a gift to me when we got
our house when I was married,you know. So, but it's a
goddamn good mower. Sure, it'sa good mower, and it's lasted me
so long I haven't and I reallycan't afford to buy a new lawnmower at
this particular point in my life,you know, so yeah, yeah,

(45:52):
bidonmics, Right, I can't geta goddamn lawnmower. Thousand dollars in touch
too, and sure right, prioritizhundred dollars bar tab every Friday and Saturday,
sure priorities. He doesn't needle more. He's got wop and needs to
get drunk more so than it.Yeah, exactly. So anyway, this
cat he turns left into the adjacentneighborhood, and I'm like, all right,

(46:14):
I'm on him. I'm on him. I'm getting this son of a
bitch. But he turns, heturns left into the neighborhood and an immediate
right. Keep in mind, Idon't have power steering or power knob,
and I'm hauling ass. Oh II'm hauling ass too, screeching into this
neighborhood. Right, if the policearound, I would have been stopped instantly,
right, And alls I could thinkof at that point if I got

(46:35):
stopped was this dude just stole mylawnmower. Yeah, you know what I
mean. But how many times dothey get an excuse like that? I
know, sure, whatever, Well, and there, I'll walk up real
fast so you'll be able to they'llgo where right exactly? So he he
pulls into the neighborhood and then heturns right, going northbound on one of
these neighborhood arterial streets. Right,and I was like it was too late.

(46:58):
I couldn't turn right to hook behindhim. Right. Just keep in
mind my thought, Hong Hong honkflash flash flash stop. Just look damn
wall over back all right? Ahif all right, Well, I'm just
gonna go straight, and I wantto make the next right and I want
to at least try to circle aroundoff at the passage. Yeah, at
least get behind him. At leastget back behind him so I can Hong

(47:20):
Hong Kong flash my lights, giveme back my goddamn lawnmower. So I'm
going what seems to be three blocksbefore I can finally make a right hand
turn to circle back around to getthis guy. I'm going through this neighborhood.
Average speed limited neighborhoods twenty five I'mdoing at least forty five point fifty
in this neighborhood right mad as amother lover too, And uh, I

(47:45):
see this right turn, bet turninto that right turn all right? Where
I got to? Where were Igotta go? Where's my next right turn?
So I can at least get behindthis guy there It is boom right
there. And I hooked that rightturn right there. And as I'm going
to try to go up to theroad that the guy was on right to
get behind him, so I canHong Kong Kong, flash my lights,

(48:06):
give me my damn lawn more backhere. He comes right at you,
right at me, head on,head the f on, So I do
you go hell, yes, ohyes, this is way better than my
plan in my head of getting behindthis guy. Hong Hong Kong flash flash,
flash my damn lawnmower. So he'scoming at me right, He's coming

(48:30):
at me, and it's an suv. It's like a navigator or Lincoln,
you know, something to that effect, big suv. Sure right, and
he's holme the trailer behind him.And I said, there's this sun of
a bitch right there, so Itake it and I hook a hard left
and I have blocked off, blockedthe road, blocked that son of a
bitch checkpoint bit boom, I gotyou, mother fella, and I sling

(48:54):
my kick my door open. Thinkabout my car, it's getaway f right.
Not only does it not have powersteering right, I don't have power
steering or a knob right, it'sslit it hooked just fine. I blocked
the road just fine. But mydoor panel has been broken for god since
I bought the car, because theperson before me had taken it apart and

(49:14):
didn't really put it back together right. It was duct taped on. So
I kicked my door open. Offgoes my door panel, right. And
now most people keep some things intheir door panel, right, trash or
whatever it is. All that stufffalls out. I got a door panel
laying in the middle of the roadnext to my car. I got my

(49:37):
door trash scattered all over the place. But do I give a damn no.
I get out of my car andI stick my hand straight up in
the air, and I said stopstop my good hand, okay, because
it's the only one that I canreally go up there, Because if I
use my little hand, it lookslike I'm a Nazi and also kind of
looks like a gun. So yeah, keep in mind I'm not armed at

(50:00):
this time. I don't have mygun, I have no knives on me.
The only knife I have is apocket knife that was in the door
panel of my car that fell off. That's like maybe got like a two
inch blade on it. So yeah, as I could have done some damage.
It's in the street right now.I kicked it across the street.

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But I am hot, I'm pissed. The adrenaline pumping. Stop right there.
Stop stop you, and I'm pointingat him with my good hand.
Stop right there, just stop,and he stops. Well that worked out
a lot better than it might havethought it was gonna be. And he
gets out of his truck, bigblack dude six' three at least two

(50:42):
twenty, way bigger than I am. Ready to fold you over good easily,
Yeah, easily. And at thatpoint Gibb goes, hello, sir,
Yeah, thank you, oh,thank you for stopping all that politeness.
Straight out the window, straight outthe window. No, it probably
is in the middle of the streetwith my door trash and my door panel

(51:05):
right all that's gone, And Isays, bro, He says what's going
on, bro? You stole myeffing lawnmower. What you get stole my
lawnmower back? There? He says, it was on It was on the
side of the it was on thecurb. I says, yeah, because

(51:27):
I was about to borrow. Oh. I was so pissed off. He's
like, listen, listen, Idon't steal anything. I don't really,
And I'm thinking to myself, Ibet you're just going around these neighborhoods looking
for stuff that's on the curbs andjust taking it for scrap or you're gonna
try to fix it up and resellit. But not today, Sally,

(51:49):
not today. I want my goddamnlawnmower back. He's like, listen,
I don't take anything. I don'tsteal. I was like, listen,
that's cool, give me back mygoddamn lawnmower. This is him. I
got to clean it up a littlebit because we're on the radio. I
said, give me back my goddamnlawnmower, and everything will be fine.
Right. Keep in mind, I'mnot armed. This guy's freaking huge.

(52:09):
He might be. He very wellmight be. He could have so easily
shot me dead right there in thestreet that day. I wouldn't be having
this conversation right now. But hewas cool about it. He was like,
all right, man, I'm sosorry. It was just on the
curb, you know. I thoughtit was trash, you know. And
and I said, listen, bro, listen, this isn't a threat coming

(52:30):
from me, but this is ajust in case tip for you. I
says, next time you plan ontaking something from somebody's yard, you need
to go up to their house,knock on the door and ask him if
it's okay, because that's how peopleget shot. I said, that's how
people get shot. And he's like, I get it. I totally understand.

(52:52):
I am so sorry, and heapologized, pulled his lawnmower out him,
pulled your lawn. Mind of thelaw at this point. So I
pulls the lawnmower out of the trailer. Says here you go, and I
said, thank you, man,I appreciate it. Thank you for giving
my mower panks exactly because that couldhave gone south so quickly and so easily.

(53:15):
Did he take the weed whacker too, No, it didn't take the
weed whacker. It was up closeto the house. Because I wasn't ready
for that. Yet I gotta say, everybody's aware the international for sale area
is near the curb. See that'sa bunch of goddamn Holy it's the truth.
Here's the deal. And I wastalking with Brady about this yesterday and
he says the exactly exactly. Ifigured they knew each other. You know,

(53:37):
I'll go tell you boy, notto be taking stuff anyhow. So
I was talking ab Brady and hesaid the type of thing sing and I
and I agree with that. Right, if it's a fridge, I put
frigerators out on the curb before.I've put appliances out there before. And
the thing is is like if Ihad taken the lawnmower and just simply pushed
it up to where the front ofthe lawnmower was parallel at the curb,

(54:00):
that means it's trash. Oh,but it's not. It was going linked
wise, uh huh with the lawnperpendicular and yes, indicating that I'm about
to cut goddamn grass, right atleast I thought anyway. Yeah, So
nonetheless, I told him, Iwas like, go ask somebody before you

(54:22):
start taking stuff. Out of goodnews, because nobody gets shot knocking on
a door, right, right,right, right, right? What were
you say? Well, and hehad the gas can near the lawn war
as well. Well, I hadthe gas can and the weed wagger up
towards the front of the house.Right, it was just the lawnmower router
because I was about start mowing.Well, I do see both both sides
of it. But a lot oftimes you see signs on stuff near the

(54:44):
curbs now that say free. Sometimesdo that. Sometimes I put stuff out
there without a sign because I knowsomebody who's gonna come by. And there
are people that go around and hustleand take people's trash, fix it and
sell it. Yep, right,that's probably exactly what he was doing,
But not on my watch, notwith my mower. Lindsay someone takes your
mower in that scenario, are yougoing ten forty three? Are you going

(55:07):
in pursuit? Heck? Yeah?What heck yeah, I'm calling a gimpie.
Why because it's my mower and theyare expensive? Yes, yes,
my thoughts exactly, And also oursisn't old like it's like two years?
Sure, sure, I'm sure it'sgot all the awesome bells and whistles,
right necessarily, but no, thepoint being is like, I get it.

(55:28):
Everybody loves their more. Yeah,at most I may go and take
pictures of the car, and thatmight them in pursuit. Like you know
what I'm saying, But I amnot. I'm not going screeching around a
corner. I'm glad you got allthe money in the world to just replace
lawnmowers. Right, I don't knowthere's the lawnmower. I mean it's a

(55:51):
it's possession in your house, butlike, I don't know if it's worth
the deductible. But what I'm sayingis as nothing to do with the money,
like how much money I have ordon't have, it has to do
with And you said it multiple times. I don't know who I'm engaging.
People get shot over sauce to drivethrough. What makes you think if there's

(56:15):
a debate on possession of equipment thatthey want unholster? Absolutely absolutely, And
all those thoughts did knock cross mymind until after it was all said and
done. I was hopped up andready to go, boy, I tell
you, But nonetheless, I gotlawnmower back. I got the lawn cut
both front and back, got ittrimmed up looking nice and pretty, and

(56:36):
everything is fine now, family members, I will definitely go crazy for a
two cycle, right, a smallengine. It can be replaced. Yes,
it's an inconvenience. Yes it costsmoney. Yes, I just bought
it. Yes, it's got powertraining over whatever, blow right right,

(56:59):
it's just in my head. I'mlike, gee, I don't know who
that person is. Uh, yeah, I am out on that one.
I ain't taking that chances. I'mnot letting you take my stuff. I
am going after you, so littletip if I can share it with anybody.
You're gonna take something off of somebody'scurb, go ask them first.

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familiar the we can't go backwards.We got green day. They have
a song called blank case basket.Yes, I'm not enough, not enough.
I'm so sorry. Man. Allright, buddy, thank you,
Matthew, have a good day.Karen, you did it. Congratulations.

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You're gonna be sitting with us forspoken guns Saturday over at to be okayson
or hang on the line girl,Okay, thank you. R Uh.
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judge issues a what when they've madea decision dropping the ing Yeah, rule

(01:02:38):
blank of thumb. Rule of thumbis yeah, that's a good one.
Uh. And then the one thatI passed on and the one that I
ended on them. Yeah, whenyou get a manicure, they usually you
probably would have got that. Yeah, right, it seems like the man.
Yeah, when you get a manicure, they usually get rid of this
or they put this type of oilon your fingers. Yeah, it's a

(01:03:01):
tough one. Let's give me said. Yeah, this is part of your
the skin around your fingernail. Yes, I think that's the best way to
get it's the skin on the edgeof your fingernail. Like, yeah,
people pick it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cubicle, cubicle, cubicle.

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Yes, got to work today.And then the one, this one
he I think he got right onthe buzzer. No, we got that,
Yeah, he said that one.Then that was it. That was
it? All right the record now, well that ties Lindsay and I was
seven but keeps you dead ass?Last with two Good morning, It's the

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the Chamber, Commerce and Business Groupsare suing the FTC over non compete band
The US Chamber of Commerce is suingthe Federal Trade Commission over its banning of
non compete agreements. The FTC votedthis week to block new non compete agreements
and require employers not to enforce currentnon competes with the exception of senior executives.

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That is. Business groups argue thatthese agreements are actually necessary to protect
their intellectual property. They accuse theFTC of regulatory overreach. Yeah, the
Commerce has an obligation to question it, and I think they don't have a
lot to stand on, being asit's already been abolished in like three or

(01:05:05):
four other states, right for overa decade. Go ahead and get rid
of it all, I get it. The Supreme Court is to hear presidential
immunity case. Trump's attorneys will tryto convince the court that Trump shouldn't face
charges for alleged election and interference.President's former president maintains that not having told
immunity would lead to an endless cycleof politically motivated prosecutions. It says here

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that the Biden campaign will stay onTikTok hoorole Uh and JB's campaign will continue
to use TikTok despite the recent billthat could lead to its ban. Yesterday,
he signed a foreign aid package thatalso laid the groundwork for the ban
of TikTok in the US. Thesame day as campaign official told reporters that

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TikTok is still quote one of manyplaces we're making sure our content is being
seen by voters. The official addedthat they used enhanced security measures on their
accounts. Sure, uh, yeah, they have to if you are going
to try to get a message outto a certain demographic of people, right

(01:06:15):
right until it's it's not against thelaw to use it, right, it's
just against the law to have ithere. I wouldn't even say against the
law. They've been they have tosell it. Yeah, they have a
band it yet and they have ayear. Yeah, so you think they're
just gonna stop getting it more stupid. It's so stupid unless there's some other

(01:06:36):
information they're not sharing with us ofhow dangerous it is. Right, that's
it. It is a possibility.It is conspiracy theory. Thursday. Lastly,
here toll prices increase on May firstfor those without a pike pass.
This is insane. Starting on Mayfirst, the Oklahoma turn Pike Authority will
implement a cashless tolling system called platepay. We all know about that already,

(01:07:00):
it started a while while ago.Absolutely, Well, that's allowing drivers
to drive without a pike pass andreceive a bill in the mail for two
actual vehicles. The journey from OklahomaCity to Tulsa will jump from five dollars
to eight seventy five in each direction. So that's seventeen dollars round trip just

(01:07:21):
here to Oklahoma City seventeen dollars unlessyou have a pike pass. Then it
just stays the same regular old rateor whatever. It was, like a
dollar fifty ors some driving. Right, No, that makes sense because they
want they're having a prop. They'retrying to encourage people to get the tag
thing in their car, right right, get the pike pass or whatever.
Which, Yeah, I was alwaysthat guy I can't afford a pipe pass,

(01:07:45):
who needs a blah blah blah.I'll just pay the change, and
I got one, and I'm like, I gotta have it. It makes
it so much easier just to gothrough. You ain't got to stop and
dig for quarters. Yeah, theydon't even do any of that anymore,
right, right, now you justget the bill to your house or what
not. So, but it's gonnaOstia's seventeen dollars to go to Oklahoma City
and back if you do the platething, if you do the play pay
yeah, because the if you havea Cherokee tag or I believe some of

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the other nations tags, they don'tread them. I've heard of that before.
So there's no, you're not they'renot charging you. They can't get
into the database to make you pay, right, which creates a little bit
of problem. They're trying to forcepeople to get the tag. Say what
lindsay. As for balls to theWall sports, the road to the NBA

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Finals continued yesterday. The Miami Heatpulled off a one eleven to one oh
one upset victory over the Boston Celticsin Game two at TD Garden. Miami
knocked down a playoff franchise record twentythree threes to even the series at one
in one. Heading back to SouthBeach in the West, ire, Oklahoma

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City thunder crushed the New Orleans Pelicansone twenty four to ninety two at the
pay Comp Center. Shai gilgeas Alexandererupted for thirty three points to help the
thunder take a commanding two to nothingseries lead. The action continues today with
a trio of games. The Magichosts the Cavaliers, the Knicks visit the
seventy six ers, and the Lakerswelcome the defending champion Nuggets to Hollywood.

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And a star up star player onthe Cincinnati Bengals wants to leave the team.
ESPN reports Trey Hendrickson has requested atrade. The defensive end is due
fifteen million dollars this season and islooking for more long term security than since
he has been willing to offer.The three time Pro bowler is signed through
twenty twenty five. Hendrickson set acareer high in sacks last year with seventeen

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and a half and is almost fortysacks in three seasons with the Bengals.
He was originally selected in the thirdround by the New Orleans Saints in the
twenty seventeen draft. And that isyour Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm
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I try really hard to try andfind different conspiracies, ones that maybe not

(01:11:42):
everybody knows about, and this oneI had no idea about. So we're
gonna kind of stumble through it together. And if you, as a listener,
know more about it, I wouldlove for you to tell us about
it. And this is the prisonplanet conspiracy. Never heard of it,
okay? And the prison planet conspiracy. From what I understand is that the

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Earth is like a prison where youhave to learn to be a good person
before you move on in the afterlife. That's the broad stroke of it.
And the theory is that the Earthis a place where trapped souls are kind

(01:12:24):
of like in a school situation andthey have to learn how to behave better.
Maybe I have this wrong again,I'm trying to stumble through this.
I cannot find a specific explanation ofit, but people say there are plenty
of examples of how this exists,and a lot of it even has to

(01:12:46):
connect to a praying mantis. That'sa little weird now I have. Of
all the investigation I've done on conspiracytheories, the one thing I know for
certain is that in a conspiracy,it's easy to fall in love with a
conspiracy and it's damn near impossible totalk you out of it. So once

(01:13:13):
you believe it, it's almost impossibleto make you not believe it anybody,
right, because you see all thestuff that you believe in, right,
No, because you're a narcissist andyou don't want to look stupid. That's
the thing is, you're afraid oflooking stupid, so you just continue to
go along with it because there's noway you're going to back up on what
you said. And so this isbasically like a matrix scenario, and that

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God the source is not good orevil. He is just neutral and allows
his children to have free will anddo whatever they choose within a certain range.
Evil forces try to oppress us,like government, super rich people,
some fanatics, and psychos are mostlypeople like us. And even the evil

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disembodied souls that entered the game,if you will, had human bodies in
the past, So it's still usliberation from The trap is about not aligning
with the lower vibrations, is whatthey're calling it. People, whichever produces
and techniques you use both as souland body, the majority of spirituals ignore

(01:14:30):
the body vibration or that it's secondary, while for the ideas that the body
overshadows a soul so you will reactand not the vibrations being not realizing hey
I shouldn't do that. We'll justuse gimpie storre. I'm not saying this
is that, but like I shouldn'tchase this person who stole my lawnmower because
I might get killed. They ignorethat vibration. I'm using that to describe

(01:14:51):
what the vibration is. Sure,and so you ignore that, and that's
really the thing is what you're hereto do is to learn how to be
better. Okay. I don't knowwhere I stand on this, because I
feel like people make things up right, and it's easier for that to make

(01:15:12):
sense, Like you can make sensewith that rather than just life's hard.
Right. So the question is theearth a trap for souls because of karma?
I mean karma is that theory thatyou do something and it comes back

(01:15:33):
to you one way or the other. Right, you do something bad,
it comes back to you bad.Do something good, it comes back to
you good. Some people say itcomes back to your tenfold. Some people
say it you know, it's justeye for an eye? So is prison
a our? Excuse me? Isprison? Is earth a prison? Earth?
A prison planet? Is it Australia? But as a planet? Right?

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And the mantis thing goes back toIt's one of the only things we
still see today that has been hieroglyphiclike, it has stood the test of
time, right, right, Andone could say that those are aliens,
Yes, you know, little tinyalien because they do kind of look like
aliens, like they're the ones reallythem and cats man, they I might

(01:16:14):
I'll buy the I'll buy the themantis thing is is a is an alien?
I can get behind that. Yeah, the cat just feels like the
snarky thing you would expect an aliento do. In the fairest Mantises are
pretty much nice. Yeah, Imean they rip your heads off the well
other mantai, but you know theyrip their heads off and eat them.

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So are they really nice? Imean I think that's after they get done
fornegating too Again, if it ain'thappening in bag get in my backyard and
then by the may right, Soyeah, they're not. I mean I've
never had a problem with them,right, is what you hear people say.
But the idea of that the aliens, the mantis in this case,

(01:16:59):
is the key and kind of checkson things and lets us kind of be
stupid and bump into each other overand over. Yeah, right, right,
and scare the piss out of youwhen they land on you and then
or harve it, and then whenyou die they harvest you for energy whatever,
right, right, I mean,like, like I just said,

(01:17:19):
they have sex with their partners andthen they rip the heads off and eat
them, so maybe they are harvesting. Maybe when you die, right,
you go back to your original mantisform, and then you're like, all
right, well you got to dosome things to get back to a normal
form, but you end up ahorny little mantis. You end up hooking

(01:17:40):
up with another mantis and the nextthing you know, your head's missing and
you've been eating. For this oneto be true for me, you need
to show some sort of connection betweenall the mantises, okay, right,
they have to have some way tocommunicate. They have to have some way
to get their orders. Now,maybe they have a little antennas and their
little transistors are in their head.I don't know, telepathic Again, I

(01:18:05):
think you've got to try and provethat or put that theory to the test,
right right, because in my head, they can't work independently. There
has to be some sort of agenda, direction, guidance. Do they have
a convention once a year they meetup there? Looking though, and where

(01:18:28):
do they go? I've never seena baby mantis. Oh, baby mantis
are awesome. They're they're so they'reso cute. Honestly. Who's sitting around
chilling one day and this is withan ex or whatever, and we're outside,
we're having a drink and enjoying thesummer, and she had one land
on her arm and I was like, what the hell is that? Tyler
insect? And and I look andI look and a little a little closer,

(01:18:50):
and by god, it's a babymanss. I ain't never seen a
baby mantis before, you know,and for it to just kind of land
there and chill and hang out,and eventually, you know, she flicked
it often. And then she flickeda little mantis off in front of flick
it right there in front of me, and and then there I went.
That was that I get them aroundmy my, my cannabis plants when when

(01:19:15):
I'm growing. Okay, so thisis interesting. I don't see a lot
of mantises. Okay, it makessense that mantises love weed, right,
because everybody says there's some superpower andweed. Everybody a certain group of individuals,
right, yeah, it was bannedby the government. Stay away from

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it, right, it's bad,right, right, And they're in there
protecting it, eating any kind ofinsects that come along that want to ruin
my head because they want us tokeep having it right, right, Maybe
they are alien, right, Ihear you. I understand how ridiculous it
says when I say this out loud, But when you start lighting these little

(01:19:56):
tidbits up and your your head goeshuh, yeah, then what what do
the man? What is the whatis the object of a mantis? What
is there? Where are they onthe hierarchy? Right? Like I understand
a lion, a snake, afrog, right, I understand all that,
But a mantis, I'm not clear. Do mantises eat wasps? Do

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they eat crickets? It says herethat to help control the population interesting other
insects. They're right, that's thecops and gardens. Again, how do
they know when it's out of control? Right? Right? I guess if
you're getting overrun by lady bugs,you know, or something like that,

(01:20:44):
grubworms. Maybe the the mantis isthe security of your your your garden security,
but it also serves us prey forother animals such as birds and spiders.
Somebody texted and said, this,you're describing something similar to the prison
earth theory, except prison theory hasnothing to do with the afterlife, right,
But my understand is the prison Earththeory is that this is like a

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purgatory state, if you will,Right, we have died before and we're
you're just here trying to make thingsright so we can get on to the
next level. Well, whatever thatlevel is, right, Well, I
think it's to harvest your organs.If I understand the prison earth theory correctly.
I don't like that well, andalso harvest my organs. Hey,
by the way, if you're gonnaharvest my organs and this is all some

(01:21:28):
game or whatever, huh, itdon't matter. I don't care. Right,
you're gonna be dead what's the matter. What I care about is where
I'm at now, right, evenif it's a game, Right, even
if none of this matters, Istill care about now. I still care
about the character the characters in mygame. Right. So people always do
that as like a thing like,well, if it doesn't matter, it

(01:21:49):
doesn't matter. So whatever, Well, if it doesn't matter, I still
care about the game I'm in,right, I still have winning. Yeah,
I still care about the movie.Quote unquote, I'm in so I'm
I'm not gonna treat it any different. Uh. So Earth is the Australia

(01:22:10):
of the universe pretty much. Idon't know. I don't know. I
don't know if the people who werein Australia as prisoners understood there were other
places, right, Well, Imean obviously they'd have to because they were
sent from one place to Australia.Mostly they don't know how far or when
they where they went. They maynot have understood direction. Most people that
are prisoners are of an underclass groupof people, right that aren't educated believed

(01:22:35):
to understand like time, distance,geography. Right, I get that,
But common sense will say, hey, because it was what it was the
UK that like originally started using,you know, Australia as their prison and
even if they did round them upfrom anywhere other in the in any other
part of the world, right,and they're like, you're my prisoner,

(01:22:57):
We're sending you to Australia. Theyou would know, oh, that you're
in a different place, because let'sjust say you're in Great Britain and the
hills are green and it's very flush, very lavish, and you get to
Australia, this new place because youwere just thrown on a boat and told
to get the hell out of here. We're gonna take you this and it's
all brown, and you see thisweird giant rat looking thing that has tiny

(01:23:23):
little arms and stands on the backof its legs and looks like it can
beat the hell out of you kangaroos, you know. So I think that
they would know. They may notknow that it's Australia, but they definitely
know that it ain't home. Ifyou read about Australia it being a penal
country, then you also learned thatthey also shipped prisoners from the United England

(01:23:48):
at the time to America. Right, maybe they were lost, I don't
know. If you read about sailingduring that timeframe. It's bizarre, right
because the boat in the direction andgo. Well, now they had an
understanding, basic geographic understanding. Butif you got twisted up right, there

(01:24:09):
was no way you didn't understand whereeverything went. Oh that's how Columbus ended
up here in America, nor howhe ended up somewhere else. He just
told everybody America. But the ideaof that this is just a prison planet.
We've mentioned this before. If allof them I believe in I do,
I can get behind the this isall simulation conspiracy theory right, more

(01:24:32):
than I can any other conspiracy theorywe thought we talk about. Because I
can't find any proof, I canfind more proof that it is that way.
It's think about deja vus, okay, right right, Gleitchen a matrix.
Even if we didn't have that movieto explain it that way, you

(01:24:54):
could have easily got to that spotright right, because how often things just
happened the same thing saying again toyou. And if you read history and
understand how things repeat itself, itwould also explain it. Right. I
guess that makes sense because eventually youjust run out of stuff, so you
start repeating things. They just don'tneed a good creative story, right,

(01:25:15):
makes sense. They don't need us, They only need us to be partially
entertained. Yeah, we'll take careof the selves, rest ourselves. Right.
If I think of it as likeAI, They're like, yeah,
just let it do its thing.Oh god, no, as long as
we get the organs where they producethe energy, what's it matter? Right,

(01:25:36):
I don't know if I can getbehind this prison planet thing. Sounds
too funny. Oh no, ohyeah, no, it is way out
there. It is way out therefor sure, but I needed something.
All right. We gotta take abreak. I just am tired of doing
Sasquatch. I'm tired of doing aliens. Well, Sasquatch is tired of doing.
And I'm not going to delve intothe other bs that's out there.

(01:25:58):
That is just all right. Wegot to take a break. We'll be
back. The Big Man Morning Showreturns next Telsa's Morning Show ninety D Good

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Morning, It's the Big Mad MorningShow nine one, eight four six oh
kmod can also text BMMS and thenwhat you want to say to eight two
nine four five had a listener contactus about a conspiracy They wanted me to
bring up, which I gladly will. And it is about frequencies, okay,

(01:26:45):
and that frequencies can pierce your home, and that one of the reasons
the government wanted you to get ridof lead paint, you believe is because
of the kids eating the paint chips. Well, yeah, make some stupid
I don't know about you a wall. I have never seen a kid eat
paint chips, never ever. Platoyes, rubber, cement, yes,

(01:27:14):
paste, paste, ye, markersYeah, yeah, I've seen kids with
markers in their mouth. Yeah,I've never seen one gnaw on the side
of a wall. Nope, hI'm gimpy. I ate a paint chip
or two when I was a kid, say more, I ain't lying.
I mean it was peeling off thewall. You know. It was young
young. I don't even know young, young young, But yeah, I

(01:27:35):
remember it's on the wall like alittle like a tater chip, just to
see what it tastes like. Itwasn't my favorite. I'd rather eat paste
or plato plato salty. I wouldnormally I would follow up what you're saying
with a question like, and didanything happen to you? I think we

(01:27:58):
all know, But I feel likethat would be a waste of my breath.
Yeah, yeah, we the showends in an hour. Now,
I don't I don't think it waslead based paint. This was the eighties.
It could have been anything. Couldhave been meth. It could have
been it could have been. Butyeah, I specifically remember, you know,
a little chip chip here because it'speeling off the walls, and you

(01:28:19):
know your kid, you're curious.You just pop it in your mouth and
you're like, okay, cool.I didn't make it a regular habit.
I can tell you I ate moreplayto and paste than I did paint chips.
What's you're you're confused by what he'ssaying, lindsay, did you swallow
the lead paint chips? Well,like I said, I don't know if
it was lead paint or not.Well, I mean, you know,

(01:28:40):
but did you swallow it? Yeah? Of course, you know you're gonna
chew it up in your mouth.You don't need to swallow it though,
to taste it. I guess not. But I mean that seems like a
waste of time, you know,pointless at that point. Oh yeah,
you were all about like yes,yeah, it's like, well, I
mean it's it's already in there ros. But the belief is that in this

(01:29:00):
conspiracy with frequencies and penetrating your homeis that lead paint stopped that. So
they had to get people to stopdoing lead paint. How do you get
them to stop doing lead paint.You make them in fear, right,
okay, and you tell them thathey, lead paint, no good.
Oh kids cancer, everybody will turnout fine, like gimpy. Right,
yeah, And now there are somany frequencies out there that penetrate your home.

(01:29:26):
Hell, some of them you initiateon your own through Wi Fi right
exactly exactly. You get a WiFi router from a company who gets permission
and guidelines from the government. Thegovernment. We just let them in like
it's nothing. And if you're likeno, no, they're on the op
and up. Keep in mind thereis a certain percentage of fecal matter that

(01:29:49):
is allowed in food, yes,per the government. Right, So they're
okay with some nefarious stuff some allvarious things, right, and everybody's got
their hand out, right, Andto be a politician isn't fun. You've

(01:30:10):
got to corrupt, you've got todo things other people wouldn't do to get
things done, right, And Idon't mean like, you know, have
a goat in the room, butyou may agree to something so you can
get your bridge to nowhere. Right, got to do some things to get
some things done. That's okay,that's just life. Sure. And so

(01:30:34):
again you think that you put inthis harmless thing from the company that why
would they ever do anything for thegovernment. Surely wouldn't be to continue to
make millions of dollars or get governmentcontracts, not at all. And now
you've got this frequency running through yourhome. It's almost like the mindset of

(01:30:55):
Alexa. Right. People get twistedup about what Alexa hears. Yeah,
like you know, hey, Alexa, turn on the Big Man Morning show,
right, or whatever intimate conversation you'rehaving with your partner. And then
when you're done, you say,you know, turn off the light right
right. If you think about it, we've been getting frequencies in our home

(01:31:18):
since you know, well, hell, think about when radio was first invented.
You know, how else does thatfrequency? How else do you get
that signal into your house so youcan listen to your old timey you know,
nineteen twenties jazz music or whatever.You know what I mean. Right,
But that was just in the beginning. There was only a couple And
now let's just use the traditional radiofrequency that goes into your car. Unbeknownst

(01:31:42):
to most people, there is aspecific part of the frequency where information is
sent, that goes to your receiverand puts information on your display. Right.
Let you know what station you're listeningto, a song they're playing,
whatever the case is, yeah,or an update on a score. And

(01:32:03):
so they learned how to mask information. And you don't know if it goes
the other direction. No, absolutely, I'm not saying it does. I
have no idea. I am notsmart enough. But I know if you
wanted to build a homemade radio station, you just need a radio, right
right. And if you want togo deeper into this conspiracy, I mean,

(01:32:27):
who knows what's embedded inside those frequencies. I think, like I say,
mind control, you know, butit's possible. You know, We've
got all these frequencies that are goinginto our house radio Wi Fi stuff like
that, five G whatever, youknow, But we don't know what's inside
that energy. We just we're justgoing to use the radio. For example,

(01:32:50):
here, we just turn it onand it plays the Big Man Morning
show or it plays came out eor whatever, and we're happy with that,
but we don't know. Think oflike computer viruses and stuff. Okay,
so you open up a file,you're thinking all this, but like
deep inside in the code is avirus that ends up giving your computer aids

(01:33:14):
and slows it down and pretty muchkills it. So think of that on
the same theory of of fouch,radio frequencies, Wi Fi, five G,
all that stuff that's getting penetrated inyour house. We turn a radio
on, we hear kmode. That'sfantastic, But what's buried inside that frequency

(01:33:34):
that could possibly be influence you,influencing you on your decisions or everyday live
And I'm not just talking like commercialswhatever, it's all subliminal stuff. I
always think about two different scenarios andthey both have to do with a garage
door. Okay, and I havea friend. He's got a garage door.
He's got a keyless pad entry Okay, really nice. Yeah, Yeah,

(01:33:55):
and he can open his garage doorif I need to get in.
He tells me the code and Ican get into his grid. Right,
no wire, right, that's afrequency. Yeah. Then he's also got
a different garage that is on anapp, and he can so the app
then travels from the phone to space, Yeah, from space to some hub

(01:34:17):
from some hub in with instantly yesand opens the garage door. Almost no
delay, right, almost no delaythat can happen. And you don't ask
to figure out how it works,Nope, you just want to it better
work. It took me more thanfive minutes to set it up, right

(01:34:39):
right to me. If you think, what makes you think if it's that
easy for you to install something sostupid that it is not being used in
a nefarious way, absolutely, onehundred percent. I think of that sort
of thing. Let's just think aboutlike AI for a second. Right,
The government's had artificial intelligence well beforeit was introduced into the the public,

(01:35:00):
and I think about that with allkinds of things, not just artificial intelligence.
You got to think of just computers, you know, weaponry, all
this stuff. You know that thegovernment has uses perfects, does whatever they
want with it, and then they'relike, maybe we should release this to
the public. Maybe somebody leaked itout or something to that effect, and
they're like, oh, well,I guess we got to give them,

(01:35:23):
you know, what they're looking fornow so, so, yeah, I
think the government has everything before thepublic does. I'll be honest, I'm
less afraid of the government than Iam in big corporations. Really, I
could see that. I can seethat. And that's fun that you say
that, because I was thinking aboutthis the other There is this thing going

(01:35:44):
around on TikTok of like snack foodor not TikTok but social media snack foods
that are facing a band because ofcertain dyes and it's causing tumors and stuff
like that. I don't know aboutthat. Yeah, you don't know,
but now tell me more. It'ssomething it's a it's a graphic that I've
seen on lindsay you know what I'mtalking about, like the red dyes,
right, the red number nine oryellow number five and stuff like that,
and it's all these like Cheetos andOreos and like that has all these different

(01:36:09):
dyes in it or whatever that's causingtumors and causing you know, other cancers
and stuff like that, and theand the add right right right, all
these all these mental problems that wehave. And and so I see that
and I'm like, you know howeasy it is or would be for big
corporations to control the population simply byinfecting the foods that we eat every day,

(01:36:34):
these delicious little snacks that we have. You know, we don't know
what's in them. We know thatan oreo is a black cookie with some
cream filling, but we don't knowthere good but we don't know exactly what's
in it. So if somebody cameup with a food coloring or some kind

(01:36:55):
of chemical spray that could go overall that food, all those oreos,
and then we're going to mass produce, we're gonna send them out and anybody
who eats those oreos is now gotten, you know, whatever whatever that they
wanted us to do, whether itbe mind control or just sickness tumors,
population control, stuff like that.Okay, so I found this and it

(01:37:19):
is called the Skittles ban And whenI add this other word, a lot
of you are gonna roll your eyes. But it's it's only in California.
Yeah there, so you go California, I've seen that or whatever. Like,
they're the ones that are actually banningit. And there's like several other
states and there's not that many ofthem. I think, like a small

(01:37:40):
handful that are considering Indiana, Maryland, South Dakota, Washington, West Virginia.
And it's it is to pressure thecompanies to do better. YEA change
the recipe, but it sounds whenyou set it up there a different way.
It's a don't you dare pan myskittles? Right, but we wouldn't
again, you know, you thinkof like, well, how do we
and how do we get to anentire population of people? How can we

(01:38:03):
affect millions of people at one time? Well, some people would say poison
the water supply. Yeah, that'sone way you can do it. But
why not spray an invisible chemical onthe food that we're eating and everybody eats
its, whether it's oreos, cheetahs, ice cream, whatever, it is

(01:38:25):
something that you didn't grow in yourown garden, you know, and then
it's sent out to the masses.And therefore now we're all affected by whatever
they wanted to do. Somebody takesit and say, glad, I drive
a car that's thirty years old,no GPS or infotainment display or at least
I can leave phone at home.Okay, if you don't want to communicate

(01:38:47):
with anyone, right, if youhave an rfdchip in your wallet, it
can be tracked. Even if yourcar's thirty years old, it still has
a regular or radio in it.It still you know, receives signals and
frequencies. Okay, if you wantto go and be like, be like,

(01:39:08):
I'm so glad I've got an oldass car that doesn't have any of
that, so the government can't affectme. You need to step this bitch
back into the twenties, I thinksixties when they first put computer boards in
cars, Right, the sixties,Right, that wasn't not long ago the
way it was kind of long ago, yeah, singly, but still sixty
years ago. Still. Nonetheless,it's not that and that wasn't hundreds of

(01:39:30):
years ago. No, that's true. It's not like the nineteen twenties.
You know, that was a longtime ago. All Right, we wasted
enough time, all right, wegot to take a break. We'll be
back, tell says Warning Show,the Big Bead Warning Show, the US
next ninety KMOG Good morning, It'sthe Big Mad Morning Show. Nine six

(01:40:08):
oh KMOD. You can also textBEMMSS and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five,joining us on the line from his luxurious
office overlooking one oat Field is Mikemaleg and with the Tilt Drillers. Hey,
buddy, how are you. I'mdoing great, Corbyn, Good morning
man, Good morning. Uh SoDrillers back in action. You guys got
a pretty long homestand this time anduh the games you guys have set up,

(01:40:31):
I mean starting tonight Thursday, Thursday, you got the Green, Go
Green tope bag giveaway. You guysgot some great stuff lined up in the
next couple of days for some baseballat One Oak Field. Yeah, it's
a bit, it's a big homestandyeah we got a back to back or
so got twelve games in a row. We're two games and got ten games
left, so big one this weekend. Yeah, we got the Go Green
night tonight. kN Cabbage Brass Bandwill be out there performing like they do

(01:40:55):
every Thursday, which is awesome ofour thirsty Thursday specials going and then back
to backfire we're Friday and Saturday.Yeah, fireworks are always a big night
at One Oakfield. Get your ticketsTulsa Drillers dot com. And Sunday is
a good day day, a goodday game with the Drillers with bring your
kids. They get to run thebases you're doing the kids clinic, talk
about how important the kids clinic isand the players and how they light up

(01:41:16):
interacting with kids. Oh my gosh. Yeah, the kids absolutely love it.
You know. It's funny. I'vebeen doing this for a long time,
and now you get adults that arecoming here with their kids and bringing
them to those clinics. And thenyou start talking to the dads and the
moms and they remember like when theycame when they were little, and they
start calling back players' names from likewhen I first started with the Drillers.
They're like, oh, I rememberthis guy he was you know, he

(01:41:39):
signed my autograph, or he workedwith me on the field, you know,
before the game. And those thingsare short and sweet. It's not
like you're gonna go there and turna kid into a major league you know,
prospect. But what you do isyou make those memories for them.
They get that opportunity to get onthe field and those are those are always
special times. So we love doingthose well. And it sounds weird to
say this because you guys have alwaysdone a good job of incorporate raiding kids

(01:42:00):
into the experience, the family experiencethat happens with the Tulsa Drillers. But
in the last what five, six, seven years, you guys have really
updated. You have a guest kid, pa announcer, you have a guest
a kid that does the play ball, the kids that walk run out with
the players to their spot. Imean, kids is a really important factor

(01:42:23):
when it comes to the experience atOne Oak Field, no doubt about it.
You know, it's it's always aboutthe families. It's what we do.
You know, it's not always aboutthe baseball. We used to say,
you know, baseball, it startswith baseball. It begins with baseball.
That was kind of our slogan fora while, and baseball is what
brings us together. But then oncethey get together, it's really about the
family entertainment. And we do abunch of stuff for the adults too,

(01:42:45):
obviously Thursday Thursdays definitely for the adults. But you know, we try to
cater to the families and the youngkids and then make them Drillers fans for
life. And every Sunday is thekids eat free Sunday too, so it's
an affordable way for the family tocome out too. They just pick up
the ticket and then they get thekids at least are fed for free too.
Yeah, it's good family experience.Happened in one of field. Get
your tickets Tulsa Drillers dot com.Let's talk about a little bit of other

(01:43:05):
sports. I thought about you whenI saw Aaron Boone get ejected, and
you and I we've talked about thison air. We've talked about it off
air, and the accuracy of umpiresand what they get right and get wrong,
and that is just a part ofthe game, whether they get Angel
Hernandez gets called a lot for missingobvious strikes, and that's been a big
topic at least in the last weekor so with many umpires. But this

(01:43:26):
feels different with Boone getting tossed andthe getting it completely wrong. I'm curious
to as a Yankees guy, whatyou're feeling is, and as a guy
involved in baseball, what's your opinion? You know, Yeah, that was
a kind of a funny situation.So for folks that didn't realize what had
happened was you know, basically,you know, Boone started chirping right after
the first batter of the game,and the umpire said, I don't want

(01:43:49):
to hear another word or I'm goingto toss you you know, so he
threw down the gauntlet right off theright, off the back because Boone is
known for arguing balls and strikes,which is really a no no. And
he gets tossed from a lot ofgames. Well, And it turns out
a guy up in the stands foragain starts yelling and the umpire just assumed
it was Boone and threw him outof the game. So it was kind
of a It was a huge mistakeby the umpire, and I think MLB

(01:44:10):
basically has said the same thing.You know, it was a bad ejection.
The guy screwed up, but it'sbaseball, you know, stuff happens
sometimes. And as umpires man,they got a lot. He's trying to
focus on the game and what's athand, and in the side of his
ear he hears this guy chirping athim and he made a mistake. He
made a mistake. He tried todouble down on it too, He tried
to say he's been around the blockand it was Boone, but it was

(01:44:31):
definitely the fan. It was definitelynot Boone. Is actually kind of comical,
so it'll probably be a story,but I mean, hey, it
happens, yeah, And you can'tblame really the ump because Boone's been ejected
like over thirty times in his career. I mean, this guy gets tossed
a ton a ton, you know, so he's in the cross hair and
he his past kind of puts himin a position to get victimized to the

(01:44:57):
situation like this. I mean,no excuse the umpire made the wrong call.
I mean, absolutely one under Itwas not what Boone was saying that
got him ejected. It was afan over his head in the first row
of the stands. But but that'sthat, you know. Uh, you
know Boone is kind of profiled asa hot head and and he's looking for
it. So he's looking for areason to toss him too. Well,
and the thing too, if peopleget kind of tripped up about technology and

(01:45:19):
incorporating uh technology with the game andmaking it better, worse people weren't excited
about the clock that's made a massivechange to the game and with the I
know some markets have the robot quoteunquote strikes uh and balls. Talk about
that and how that helps the gameor if maybe you have a different opinion

(01:45:41):
about it. No, I loveit and I can't wait for it to
get to Tulsa and be in DoubleA. I mean, I was,
I was kind of hopeful that wewere going to see it here for our
fans. Uh, you know,they're they're they're it's called ABS, which
is Automated Balls and Strikes. It'sa it's a it's an automated system that
calls balls and strikes. But basicallywhat they've done in a couple of years
of training on it is it's reallygoing to be a challenge system. Is

(01:46:02):
the way that they're going to endup implementing it eventually, and I hope
it gets to the major league level. Auit by a challenge system. What
I mean by that is that theumpires will continue to call balls and strikes
just as they are, but theteams are going to have a certain number
of challenges per game, and onlythe batter and the catcher and the pitcher
be the ones that are allowed tocall it. It's not going to be

(01:46:23):
any delays of games. It happensvery very rapidly. If the batter thinks
he got a bad call on astrike three, he can challenge it and
if he's correct, just like anothersports challenging calls, he'll get his challenge
back and then the call will bereversed, and it happens in a split
second. Umpire has something up inhis ear that says it's a ball or
a strike every pitch is called.And I think it's going to be really,

(01:46:45):
really good for the game. It'sgoing to be great for the game
in the sense that the umpires arealso going to be getting feedback on what
that strike zone is every time,so they'll be able to adjust to what
the strike zone is supposed to be, whereas now the hitters and the pitchers
have to address adjust to the umpirestrike zone, which is different every single
night. So I think it'll bebetter for the game in the long run,

(01:47:08):
but like any change, it'll justtake some getting used to it well.
And I think the umpires kind ofget some undue critique because overwhelmingly Major
League Baseball umpire's accuracy is in theninety what third, ninety fourth percentile.
I mean, they're extremely accurate.Yeah, I mean even probably even higher
than that, to be honest,Cortman, it's probably more in like the
ninety six ninety seven percentile, ifnot maybe slightly higher than that. So

(01:47:30):
they do really a remarkable job andhonestly, we didn't think about this nearly
as much until they started putting thatlittle box up on the TV stream,
you know, about seven or eightyears ago, and that box never changes.
But you got to remember, thestrike zone changes every time based on
the batter, the height of thebatter, the size of the batter.
The strike zone is based on thebatter to a degree, not just on
home plate and the width of homeplate. So you know, it's a

(01:47:51):
tough situation and we're always there tocritique and say, oh, that was
definitely a ball and the you know, the hire got it wrong. So
it's a tough gig, all right. Listen, baseball happening down at one
Oakfield, Tulsa. Drillers dot comto get your tickets. We got a
good stand of home games. We'vegot fireworks Friday and Saturday tonight. We've

(01:48:12):
got all the enjoyable beverages at adiscounted price. You got the go Green
tote bag that I know is ahigh demand. I know, I know
Mike pulled a couple aside for Christmas. It's a lot of great stuff happening
down at one Oakfield. Mike Maligan, the Tulsa Drillers, thanks so much
for joining us their appreciated Corbyn,thanks man, have a great weekend.

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our top list for this harbur BigMemory Shows topless. It's random you top
list. I don't know if I'vehad more fun doing us topless than I
have doing this one. Oh youknow, today's top list is celebrity brawls.

(01:51:40):
Celebrities you'd like to see fight eachother? What do you got lindsay.
Okay, So I want with actualcelebrities who have beef with one another.
Okay, and so uh. Numberfive I chose Kim Kardashian versus Taylor
Swift. They've got beef. Taylorsings about her in her new album Too

(01:52:02):
so well kind of not really,but I hear what you're saying. It
is not a real beef, It'san implied beef. Sure, let him
duke it out in the octagon.Kim Kardashian's got a lot of hair to
be pulled and exactly makes it easyfor it to pull it all out.
Yeah. I think Taylor could takeKim. Kim's a lot shorter than Taylor

(01:52:26):
Swift. Okay. Yeah. Numberfour, Nicki Minaj versus Carti B.
Both talk a lot of smack inthe end. I think Cardi B would
come out victorious. Okay. Numberthree hmm, Okay. Number three,

(01:52:55):
I'm gonna go with Will Smith versusKanye West. Okay, Now, I'm
not so sure if they actually havebeef with one another, but changing ahead.
Yeah, but Will Smith likes tohit people in the face and one

(01:53:18):
time, right, and I feellike Kanye West deserves to be hit in
the face. I mean, he'sjust he just talks crazy, and I
just I'm not a fan. Andso I feel like, if you're gonna
smack somebody, smack someone that deservesit. And also the way that Kanye

(01:53:41):
dresses his wife, Yes, hedresses her. That was number okay three,
Number two, I've got Miley cyrusA versus Nicki Minaj I was just
fighting as byes and what's their beef? She called her out at one of

(01:54:02):
the award shows. Uh no,no, no, no, I don't
know. They talked to I don'tknow what I should be prepared to tell
us beef. But Nicky called Mileyout saying what's good Miley? And it
went from there and they haven't beenfriends ever since. And then they talked

(01:54:23):
about her on her album, Sogirls, Nikky did go ahead, Girls
getting the octagon together. And thenmy number one is Prince Harry versus Prince
William brothers brothers. Yeah, winnertakes the throne when daddy dies, Well,

(01:54:43):
no, change it up. Itwouldn't work that I hear what you're
saying. Which one is the onethat moved away? That's Harry Harry Harr
would whoop his ass you think so. Yeah, Harry was in the military.
He was enlisted, he did dotraining. I think they both were,
yes, but only because by becauseof what they did. But who
they are, right, the oldestthat will be King William. He was

(01:55:06):
an officer. He was automatical anofficer, where Harry was a helicopter pilot
in war. And I feel likepeople don't like Harry because he's more of
like the frat boyish kind of He'sthe one with the red hair and Allen
Baulding. Okay, gotcha? Haveyou have you seen the Crown? Have
you watched the Crown? You gotto watch the Crown. It explains the

(01:55:27):
relationship really because there's rumors now thathe's been cheating on his wife, and
so they would like to see himget his butt whooped. But I don't
know. William's got some height onHarry. Height doesn't mean that's true.
It would be fun to see them. Okay, we're doing topless celebrity brawls.
What do you got, gimpie?Well coming in a number five.

(01:55:47):
I think the only way to settlethis debate is Donald Trump and Joe Biden.
Okay, winner gets the presidency,go in here and beat the holy
hell. Don't worry about the voters, all right, because that's all set
up rigged anyway. I have onestipulation on that, uh huh. They
have to be fully clothed. Idon't want to see either one of them

(01:56:08):
in boxing shorts. Nay, nay, we're doing this traditional thongs. Oh
yeah, I think that would bejust hilarious anyway, because they're both old
af you know. DT. He'sa big old he's a big old boy,
you know. And and then oldJB's just got all that loose,
flabby skin and you know, liverspots on his head, and yeah,

(01:56:30):
they both have they but one ofthem like allegedly works out and falls off
bikes more often than the other one. Right, so well, and your
size on that guy just yeah,I thought about that one too, But
Donald Trump's got a lot more weighton him, right, It wouldn't be
fair. Some of the text goingis awesome, all right? Number four,

(01:56:56):
Number four on my celebrity Brawls.Who would I like to see do
get out in a ring of somesorts? Steve Rkle and Taylor Swift?
Yeah you could, character right becauseJuliel White, Yeah sure, I mean
you put him in there as itis, but I think it's just more
funny if you've got him dressed upin character as Steve Verkle. You know.

(01:57:18):
Uh Now, Now, I understandthat that Jaliel White is kind of
buff, right, he's ripped inreal life, and Taylor Swift is just
a twig. So I mean they'renot much of a mass too, just
in a feminine way. It's justin a different way. But I think
that would be a fantastic fight towatch those two go at it. I

(01:57:40):
like that. Now. Onto numberthree, Pope Francis, Okay, and
the Dalai Lama. You have twoextremely religious, peaceful people. But here's
my thought on this one. OnPope Francis and the Dollar. Because they

(01:58:00):
have lived their lives so peacefully,I feel deep down inside there there is
a bunch of rage just waiting tobe unleashed. And I think, honestly,
my money's on the Dalai Lama.I think that he would run circles
around the Pope Francis. I thinkhe would whoop the dog s out of

(01:58:23):
him. Yeah, I don't know. I do like that one though,
but when it's like fight, itwould take forever for them to get engage
in the center of the cage rightonce we got it going, and you
know how weird it is to watchold people fall like down on one d
kind of yeah, all right,my last two here, number two,

(01:58:50):
porn star Alexis Texas. Ha haha. You know what I'm talking about
it. Yes, she got abig old bud against Lindsey. I'm taking
Lindsay all day. Two POGs inthe ring, duking it out. Yeah,
pawg google that one if you needto. All right, I'm curious.

(01:59:15):
Then for number one, Lindsay andpornstar Alexis Texas and a bikini brawl
I think would be amazing. Okay, that's just me. Number one,
the one that I want to seethe most is kind of similar to number
two. That's gonna be Corbin acrossfrom me. Okay. And Ron Jeremy.

(01:59:41):
Oh I got that all day.I bet you would. No,
I mean, I just got torun. I'll just get on my bike
to just kind of and Ron Jeremywith all that fat, sweaty Yeah,
Harry, once he locks you up, man, you're in his web.
Dude, you're in his web andhe's just sweating all over Yet breathing all

(02:00:02):
over you. You can feel himquote unquote pressed up against you now,
pinning dawn. So yeah, i'duse the rough as a defense mechanism.
Yeah, between me and again,I just do it all the time.
So there you go. Wow,we all kind of went a little different
with our angles here on our toplist, we're doing fighters celebrity brawls all

(02:00:25):
in on our smoking guns, whichwe'll talk about more in here in a
minute. It's when guns is Saturday. Uh, celebrity brawls, celebrities you'd
like to see fight each other.Number five for me, Michael Sarah and
DJ Qualls. Nice battle of theskinny nerd. Yeah. DJ Qualls is
a much more tamer person Michael Sarah. He's busy with this lotion company,

(02:00:46):
so I don't know how much timehe's gonna have, but I think that'd
be pretty good, really good matchup. He might be hard to like hold
on to, you know, becausehe's all looped up with his own special
lotion. Yeah. The reach onboth these guys is going to be sick,
yeah, because their limbs are solong. Number four Michael J.
Fox and Vern troy La Troyer.Yeah, yeah, I mean Vern Troy

(02:01:13):
is dead. But let's pretend absolutelythat would be hilarious. Just run around
circles around old Shaky mcshaky. Numberthree, Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
You definitely will hear this phrase alot in that fight. He didn't see

(02:01:35):
that coming, right. The lasttwo I picked because I want the other
person to look so bad because Ido not care for them as individuals.
I'm right here, bro. Numbertwo, Tom Cruise versus Peter Dinklage,
Okay, all right, because TomCruise is going to look horrible for whipping

(02:01:56):
his ass, right, yeah right, and he could easily too, I
would think, so I'm not underI'm not undermining the ability or skill set
that Peter dinklish may or may nothave. But you beat up on a
little person. You don't look awesome. You're an asshole, which anybody would
have probably put Peter Dinklage and burnTroyer in that just for a midget fight.
Totally right. But I like whatyou went there. I like the

(02:02:16):
way no I'm going. I'm tryingto make the last two. I'm trying
to make them look like bad peopleI like. And number one is a
celebrity. I do not care forat all. I don't think he's a
good actor. I think he wasat one time, but I don't think
he's a good actor anymore. Andthat is Johnny Depp. Oh wow,
Johnny Depp, who looks like hemay have some sort of athletic skill set,

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and I want him to look sobad, which he will when he
takes on Dolly Parton. No onewill like him after that, right.
Oh no, he just worked inboobs like a speedbag man boo boot.
She ain't gonna move fast, no, and she ain't gonna be able to

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get good punches with wearing sleeves.Right, but he might be hard to
hold onto because of all of hissuccessories. Well, I mean, it's
it's like how blind people play basketballwhen they ring the bell and all like
they'll just you know, It's likethat's how you find him, right.
Yeah, some texts coming in,somebody put uh, okay, I'm not

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really that John Claude, Van damVerse, Steven Sagal, Yeah, I
saw that online. I thought thatwould be pretty good. Dolly Parton with
Delta Burke. I don't know DeltaBurk's awesome. It would be funny,
though. Helen Keller verus Stephen HawkingOkay, Kim Cattrell vers Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Oh yeah, they're beefing Rock versVin Diesel. I think the Rock's
got that one locked up. Ithink Vin Diesel has no He looks big,
but I don't think he's got theskill set that Vin Diese that the
Rock has. No. Yeah,not at all. Mahomes Versus Brady Okay,
I don't care either way on thatone. Who says you're the goot,
I'm the goot. Brady here,I'm right here. I'm here.

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Come at me, Brue, I'mcome at me. I'm here. Buru.
That's audio from Mahomes fighting. Allright. So that's what we got
for our top less celebrity brols.We're gonna take a break. When we
come back. Dustin and the folksfrom Smoking Guns are here and we're gonna
talk this awesome event where violence ison the menu on Saturday Night over at

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the bok Center for Smoking Guns nine, where firefighters and police officers take on
each other to raise money for theOklahoma Firefighters Burn Camp in the Special Olympics
of Oklahoma. Get your tickets Bokcenterdot com. Telsa's Morning Show, The
Big Man Boarding Show. The Assaultcontinues next thirty seven to FIVEMOD. Good

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morning, It's the Big Man MorningShow. Nine one, eight four six
oh KMOD. This Saturday is anevent that's happening at the Bok Center that
is easily one of my favorite events. Lindsey, who's only been with us
three years, I think this isnow one of her favorite events. Gimpie
loves it. It is smoking gunshappening down at the Bok Center. Dustin

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Fletcher is joining us. Hey,buddy, how are you? Good morning?
Good morning man, Hey, congratulationsyou're in the Wei. Every what's
done is done now right like it'snow just time to bang. It is
smooth selling. We have done aphenomenal job on every aspect of a business
side for us to come in atthe Bok Center and give you know,

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yet again every year, we alwayswant to make sure that when on those
ticket sales, when people come thatnight, have all of our costs been
covered and we're there. We've goteverything covered by the great businesses that have
helped us put this event on quicktrip. Our corporate sponsorship. Much love
to them. They are showing somuch support to our first responders and making

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this event happen. So for everybodythat is coming to the event this Saturday,
man, we have done our part. Now, it's just when you
come, you'll know that the ticketthat you bought is going straight to these
charities. Yeah, two great charities. We've got the Oklahoma Firefighters Burn Camp,
the Special Olympics of Oklahoma, andthis is a night of MMA,

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kickboxing boxing. There's so many fightshappening between the firefighters and police officers.
We've got some great fights. You'vegot something special this year. Twist is
also you've got a great fight betweenArmy and Guard. Right, Yeah,
that's that. We've never done that, have we. No, that's actually
been in the works for a coupleof years. I've been in the Guard
for eighteen years now and this issomething that I've been wanting to do and

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it just so happened to be thatit worked out this year. When I
was over in Africa, I wasreally trying to set this up and I
asked one of my BUDDIESDS he wasin my platoon. I was like,
hey, you want to fight andHe's like, yeah, dude, let's
do it. So I was ableto set that up and I'm super proud
to put on this Patriot Fight thisyear. Yeah, it's a great name

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for it too, and there's agreat night of fights. Fifteen fights total
currently on the card, right,is that right? In? Sixteen sixteen
fights on the card. Sorry,I didn't want to undersell it. And
when you were here last time,you brought in one of the guys that's
highlighted the fight. You brought somebodyin different this time. Tell everybody who
you brought in. Yeah. Solast time we brought in Michael Cook,

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and today we have Brian Jordan fromTonkawall and this is his opponent. Yeah,
hey man, how are you?I'm pretty good? What's up?
Welcome? I'm here. Yeah.So you were an all state wrestler,
right, yes, sir, andnow you're getting in the cage and with
another man to try and get himto quit. Yeah. Definitely the same

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principle you know, fighting, youknow, being there out there by yourself,
but just kind of a different environmentbeing in a cage and the opponent's
not gonna be able to run awayfrom me this time. So right,
that's a whole other thing in wrestling. They don't really run away. They
want to engage. It's a wholeother beast with wrestling. How long has
it been since you were on amat for wrestling, like in competition twenty
fifteen, twenty fifteen, so likenine years or something, eight or nine

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years. So are you excited forthat moment going into the walking at the
walkout? Yeah, and then steppinginto the cage and hearing everybody chair Yes,
definitely. So the wrestling standpoint forthat is is they don't really like
highlight it as a big walkout.You know, music and fans are kind
of crazy. You just kind ofwalk out there and take care of business
and smoking. Guys had done areally good job about being able to promote

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and show you kind of off themusic, the lights, the crowd cheering,
and the promoter's really going to getit into So I'm very very excited
about coming in definitely competing again.We should talk about how the you guys
bomb tier to do this. Thisis these are amateur finds. You're not
getting paid this, You're putting yourbody on the line all to raise money.
What was the appeal for you?Why did you want to step into

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the cage with another person that wantsto hurt you? Really just the intensity
of it. I'm very intense andphysical person. I like to compete and
essentially fight competitively. Not on thestreets, uh so, But like they've
been talked about before, you know, it all goes to a good charity,
and that's where it highlighted for me. You know, I can go

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out and kind of get my adrenalinefixed and be able to compete, But
if it's going to go to acause, then you know it's it's even
better. Let's talk about the fighton Saturday at Smoking Guns at the Bok
Center. Get your tickets to Bokcenterdot com. Did you watch tape?
Are you trying to find out informationabout him? Or does none of that
matter to you? So curiosity,you definitely killed the cat, I definitely,

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But there's no I don't I can'tfind any video on them. Sure,
I don't really have a whole lotof information. I hope it's gonna
be a good fight and he comesout ready and we definitely put on a
good show for everybody. So sothat's what's where we're at. Have you
picked your walkout song? Yeah?Do you want to unveil it to us?
Are you wait? It's a LieutenantFringe. Okay, so by by

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Red Rider. Yeah, that waskind of the main song on a wrestling
movie called Vision Quest, and that'skind of what my do you know automatically?
Or did you have a second one? No? That was it one
and only never a doubt on that. Nope, nope. Are you married?
Do you have Yeah? I'm married. So I got a wife and
two kids. I got a fouryear old and a one year old?

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Did you ask her permission to doit? Or did you just do it
and then go oh, yeah,by the way, I'm doing this?
So last year was it? I'vealways wanted to come do it, and
then the opportunity arose and I waslike I took the phone call from a
buddy and then ended up calling Danielor Twist and he's like, hey,
yeah, we'll go ahead and fight. And I think I was in my
truck and I walked in and Iwas like, Hey, what are we

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doing next Saturday because we need tobe in Tulsa for fight and she's like,
we fight And it was definitely likeshe was like, what's going on?
And then I had to unveil andshow her what it was, what
it's for and you know, she'skind of all for it, but then
again, it's like just a nervousmama that that won't take care of,
you know, her family. Soshe's excited as probably not as excited as

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I am, but she'll be definitelynervous on Saturday. Yeah, there's a
like this third act that happens forfighters that I don't know if everybody gets
to witness. I know you guysget to see it, but it's the
fighters afterwards, and they're walking aroundor they're the smiles on their face and
just enjoying it with their family members, the people they fought, representatives of

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the people that they just fought.It's always an interesting third act that happens
at Smoke and Guns, wouldn't youagree? Twist? Oh? Absolutely.
One thing that drew me to thisdude his first year last year, it
was kind of a last minute,put together fight. They had to do
a boxing fight, like it waslike four days. Yeah, yeah,
it was like super quick, andhe was he was like ready to go.

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But he comes in. I'm watchingit because I wasn't there obviously,
and this dude he's like kind ofshow boating and like calling his opponents small
and like, oh, I waslike, Okay, this is awesome.
I love I love the show boating. But then when you can back it
up, I love that part.But definitely afterwards, I mean people are

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calling me, texting me do thisawesome blah blah. So man, it's
so it's the atmosphere is awesome.Yeah, any type of competition. When
it comes to mixed martial arts,you go from training to the event or
the competition, the octane is justat a higher burn rate and it's just
so hard to process everything. Itis an unbelievable experience to watch guys enter

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the cage and women enter the cageto try and take each other's head off.
Dustin, we've got it this year. You guys have done great so
far. Quick Trip is a bigsponsor. Anybody other sponsors, you want
to make sure we mention. Youknow, we've got Monster Energy during as
well, and we've got just theyou know, local businesses. I mean
there's so many of them. Sowhen the fans come there that night,
you know, all those floor tablesthat you see on the floor are the

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businesses that came together everybody to putthis event on. So we just were
so grateful and so blessed, andI just want to say thank you to
all of the sponsors that took ourphone calls, visited with us, had
great talks, and you guys havebeen awesome during this whole experience. We're

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giant fans of what you guys doand to grow to the place that you
guys are now is just awesome.Did I see too that your documentary's being
made? Yeah, so it wasfunny because we just shot that last weekend
and that was a lot of fun. So that'll be coming out soon.
We've be at the event as well, filming the whole event. They've gotten

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with fighters to kind of during thiswhole experience, So it's still gonna give
a really good side of the becauseI mean, just such a crazy story
behind the seams of smoking guns,how it really evolved and how it got
started. So I think people willreally be interested when they watch it and
know that it's so much to astory of this event. It's always a

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good time. You need to comeout and support firefighters and police officers.
They raise money for these two greatorganizations, the Oklahoma Firefighters Burn Camp and
the Special Olympics of Oklahoma. Getyour tickets bokcenter dot com. See Brian
get the w right definitely hopefully well, thanks for coming by man, good
luck and good luck the next coupleof days to trying to get ready for
the fight. That is a Icouldn't do it. I don't think I've

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got the skill set to get intothat mental space. So I'm excited to
see you guys fight on Saturday.Get your tickets bokcenter dot com Smoking Guns
nine. Thanks guys, thank you. Take a break and we'll be back.
The Big Med Morning Show returns nextTulsa's Morning Show ninety MT. Good

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morning, It's the Big Man MorningShow. Normally at this time we would
do what you learn, and Ithink it's I got a little bit of
personal news. In the last thirtydays, we have had to say goodbye
to two people that are huge withinthis station and make kmo D what it

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is and what it's been for awhile. One of them chose to retire
and the other one didn't. Andthe one that retired, he he didn't.
I don't think he wanted to retire. He would have I think he

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would have had his way, hewould have stayed until the end. And
Steve Scott is such a fixture ofTulsa Radio and KMOD and behind the scenes,
iHeart for so long, and hewas heard on stations besides iHeart stations,

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doing the traffic, doing catchphrases thatyou would know if you heard him.
People. When he took retirement,we got so many text messages from
people saying where is Steve? Andit's not our place to tell you his
life. And he had to retirefor health reasons. And yesterday Steve Scott

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passed away. And he is easilythe nicest person in radio. Everybody I
know that knows Steve as a storyabout him being nice. And he didn't

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just do Tulsa Radio. He didn'tdo just Tulsa traffic. He did bea
football he did tu sports, Hehad a movies podcast. When his nickname
the Graham Pooba that is that isan accurate name for him. And he

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always had something to say to everybodyto make sure that you felt like you
were part of the family. Andyeah it was. We knew he wasn't
healthy and behind the scenes, allof us had talked about it a lot,

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and I don't think anybody thought itwould be so soon after he retired.
And so to his family and hisclose friends. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry to the listeners thathe's been giving you other streets besides Cincinnati
to avoid. I'm sorry. It'svery sad, and I think he would

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probably say it's the most sad thathe's never gonna see Aaron Rodgers play more
than forty seconds in a Jets uniformbecause he's a giant Jets fan and Cardinals
fan. So I think that's justhow we're gonna end the show today,
unless either one of you have somethingyou want to say about Steve. He

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was a good, solid dude.You are absolutely one hundred percent right when
you say, hey, he madeyou feel like you're one of the family.
You know, I get a lotof flak around here for being this
is that weird kind of cheery,bumpy kind of guy, bubbly whatever.
Yeah, but Steve never never gaveme hell for that. Brought me right
on it taught me how to berex daily when I was doing traffic.

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Okay, and I'm going to hitsomething here that I usually when when we
hear, you know, news ofsomebody passing, and and and and I
don't mean it in an insensitive way, but I think it fits perfectly right
now. Goodbye old friend. SoSteve, we love you man, and

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I would try to do one ofyour lines, but I wouldn't serve a
justice. And somebody sent a textand I think that's the best way to
end it. If they don't dothe funeral procession down Cincinnati, Sinnati,
it will be a tragedy. Thankyou, thank you, thank you.

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Kin Can I get a yeah?What YO mean? It to be no
blot? To make some noise interpasswordCorbyn new messages. The Big Mad Morning

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Show would like to take a minuteto thank troops from Oklahoma and all over
the United States. These soldiers havesacrificed. Did the Big Mad Morning Show
before you to back like the totaldouchebags that they are total douchebag, bagbag,
total, incomplete douchebag. We honorand respect you. We honor and
respect you. We honor and respectyou. God bless Rock and all I

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blessed Tulsa. We try boys,