BMMS 5-2-25

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!!! Dying In A House Fire, Rampant Masturbation In Parks, How To Escape Being Eaten By A Snake, "Borrowing" Your Parents Car, Tazer Time Trivia, We Gave You Beer For Your Unwanted Purchases, Willy NIlly, & Buying Prom Dresses!!!

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up and of course it is friggin' a Friday. What's
something you're not looking forward to buying? What's something you're
not looking forward to buying? That you know you have
to buy a case of fiftieth anniversary Miller like could
be yours? What's something you're not looking forward to buying?

(04:17):
Texted over to us BMMS and whatever that is to
eight two nine four five. Do you remember this song.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Ap Kissed Girl.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
It's a ninety song.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
From a girl by the name of Jill Sobule. It
was it did okay modern rocks, It did okay pop.
You've probably it's probably been in a few movies, right,
sounds like it would be in a couple of girly movies. Yeah,
the video you might remember because Fabio plays the love interest.
Really that was a weird perk up and excitement. Not

(05:00):
in the nineties.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
Long hair, yeah, I guess not in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
And by the way, his locks are wildly good, honest, Like,
his hair is so glowing and it's crazy how good
his hair is he that's his trademark, and he's probably
gone it insured like I think.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
I think he does. I think there was a story
on that about how much he has it insured for. Actually,
but this voice, the singer's voice, sounds too young to
have like a fooling with Fabio.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
And if you likes them young, what does that mean?
Joe Belichick? Come on, what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Right?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
And he's Fabio, come on to get any woman he wants.
What do you think Fabio's net worth is? And how
old do you think he is? Keep in mind, by
the way, this is what I wanted to talk about.
But what like he was on a bunch, he was
the model for beach novels.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
I want to say, he's got to be close to
seventy and he's probably worth maybe five million.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Give me, I'm going to say he is seventy five.
O god, I know seventy five. They gotta think.

Speaker 9 (06:16):
I mean, he was on the cover of all these
spicy romance novels.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
He was in Bubble Boy as well, and he's been
in other He's got other acting credits underneath him. But yeah,
I specifically remember him as the leader of the bright
and shiny cult from bubble Boy.

Speaker 9 (06:37):
I almost say he's about one hundred and fifty mil.
That's a number, that's that's that's blaring out in my head.
He is worth ten million dollars and he's sixty five
years old, and he has.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Been noted to date people, but there's never been anybody
like You've never seen a public relationship with him. In
twenty twenty one, he said that he was retired and
he helps to marry and have children. Oh sorry, then
moving on, like what you said. He and he sleeps

(07:14):
in a hyperbaric chamber because he said he believes it
reverses aging. And he described his potential partner as someone
with a beautiful soul and great sense of humor and
a woman that can do sports and be a little
bit of a tomboy. Uh. I'm not saying you can't
find love later in life, but you're a fabio. Sorry,

(07:37):
you're fabio, so you shouldn't have a problem meeting anyone.
And by the way, hey, I want to find someone
with a beautiful soul and a great sense of humor
who says the opposite of that. I want somebody who
is ugly on the inside, right and doesn't know a
joke if it hit him square in the jaw, right right.

(07:59):
And he also owns three hundred and twenty five motorbikes
or motorcycles.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Really, And when he was asked why, he said, well,
there's three hundred and sixty five days in the year,
so you can ride out it for one every day
if he wants. Pretty much. Wow. Anyway, that's not why
I brought Jill so Buell up. Anyway. She has that
song I Kissed a Girl, which you might know is
also from another famous artist. Has that song yeah, yeah,

(08:28):
because that's the only I Kissed a Girl that the
New Astronaut is the only one that I ever knew of. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (08:34):
Honestly, when you started playing that, I thought of Katy Perry.
Is this a different version of her song?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
No, Katy Perry's came later, and when in a two
thousand and nine interview she was she criticized Katy Perry
by stating, explative you Katy Perry, you explative, stupid, maybe
not good for the gays, title thieving. Haven't heard much else,
so not quite sure if you're talented, expletive little slut. Wow,

(09:05):
I saw you really feel Jill all. That is why
I brought this up, just so I could say that.
She later claimed that her comments were meant to be facetious.
She stated that she rambled on with a string of
over the top, dumbass profanities, purposely out of character and
completely ingest. I have never really been angry or had
ill feelings towards Katie herself. I was actually, in a

(09:27):
small way happy to not be the kissed a girl anymore. Okay, okay, listen,
I knew this song, but it's not a popular song.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
No, I didn't know it.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, and so slow your role. Right. Also, it was
a joke. I was being silly, right, and uh, anyway,
she comes off as a little neurotic. Right. She apparently

(10:01):
died in a house fire yesterday, Yeah, which to me
is a In modern times, to die in a house
fire is crazy, especially in America, where there's so many
things you're supposed to do in a modern home, at
least to circumvent reduce the possibilities of that drywall as
an example, the way doors are made, right, there are

(10:24):
many suppression systems, there are many things in place to
try and limit I mean, if you think about fires
back in the day, and how far that's come, and
like it's crazy to think about. We take it for
granted entirely drywall's annoying, But the reason a lot of
fires stop is because of drywall. Right, it's not just

(10:47):
wood anymore that goes out in flames instantly. Right, And
so the like did she die in what a horrible
did she get taught? You know? Smoke in a like?
How did she die? R? Did a bean burn down
and fall on or hitting her underneath? Became trapped? Yeah?
Got uh, you know, passed out? Like there was she

(11:08):
altered with drugs? Right?

Speaker 10 (11:10):
Was she.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Squatting and they started a fire to keep warm? Like
to me, hearing house fire sounds like oh right, But
I feel like we need to know a little more information.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Yeah, did she not have a dog that warned her
that started barking for the smoke?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I don't think all dogs do that. I mean, there's
some good stories like that, but I don't. I don't
want to sell the point on the radio that owning
a dog is a fire alert system. Can't afford a
nine old battery, get yourself a dog? Right? You should
really have smoke alarms or dog?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Do you hear?

Speaker 11 (11:45):
Right?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I No, are you tired of that insatiable chirping when
your smoke alarm's batteries dead? Dude? Number one pet peeve
of mine. I have two pet peeves. When you see
interviews or like houses for sale and it's the chirping
of a smoke alarm. It ain't that much work. No, right,
changing a light bulb burnout, it's not that much work.
It's literally the least amount you can do to take
care of your home.

Speaker 8 (12:05):
Yeah, and make sure your pictures are straight.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, I don't care about any of that.

Speaker 9 (12:11):
Watching some adult videos recently, right, you know, and they're
getting it, they're getting it all. Yeah, they're getting it.
And in the background, what do you hear smoke alarm turping?
Oh yeah, talk about ruining everything?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Right, But you don't want to reshoot the scene for real,
I'm gonna need at least a nap. That's near as
bad as Randy Quaid's dog barking in his homemade sex video.
If you remember that, Nope, I have not pursued that. No.
We talked about it a couple of years. I remember
talking about it, and that sticks in my head, you
know constantly, is that you know the dog barking in

(12:47):
the background as he's trying to get it on with
his wife. I'm like, put the dog up, man in
this case, change the battery, pull it off the wall,
stick it outside, do something. Come on, you're ruining this
great scene. With all the ways that you can die,
I think burning alive and drowning have to be the
absolute worst. I think burning alive over drowning. I mean,

(13:13):
it sucks regardless. It feels like it's fast, yeah, but
there's a panic that happens as you're like gas being yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:19):
As you're yeah, but I feel like it would go
to where if you're burning alive, it's gonna take a while.
It's gonna take a while for you to succumb to
the burn.

Speaker 8 (13:31):
Yeah, you're just sitting there.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
You're roasting. Now you might go into shock and and
you know, pass out or something and then eventually die.
But I think, like, yeah, there's that panic when you're drowning.
You're trying everything you can to just reach the surface, but.

Speaker 9 (13:48):
You're sitting there. Let's say, let's say you're trapped under
the beam like we see in the movies, right right,
your leg your leg, it's just one leg, but the
beam's too heavy to pick up them, and then you're
just sitting there bake and roasting.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I'm good, this says. Drowning usually takes two to five
minutes before unconsciousness to spend, depending on some of the
factors like panic, water, temperature, lung capacity. Burning alive can
cause immediate pain and damage if flames reach the airway.
You can pass out in under a minute do to
smoke inhalation or lack of oxygen, and death follows soon
after from shock, burns or suffocation. Drowning takes longer and

(14:26):
involves a slower loss of consciousness. That sucks either one
of them. I don't want to go out like that.
Oh no, yeah, no. Being trapped under rubble is another one.
I'm like, oh gosh, right, because you could hear people
trying to help you. You don't know how far out
they are. Think of the nine to eleven you know,
victims avalanches bearing alive. Yeah, that type of thing. You're like, ooh,

(14:51):
I'd like to think that like with an avalanche, you'd
have more of a chance to be able to dig
your way out right, cause it's just snow, but it's
compacted so yeah and ice. Yeah, you can't move and
you are freaking out, and and I'm imagining it's black, right,
not like you know black kids. You can't see nothing,
you're covered up. Bleeding out doesn't sound awesome, no, because

(15:16):
again you're you're kind of aware, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (15:18):
And you're sitting there watching it ooze out and there's
nothing you could do about it.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, falling out of a plane, I know. But we've
read stories where like and you see the ground getting
close to that wouldn't be awesome, that would be there'd
be some panic with that. You think you would pass
out if you're falling from that height. Now where you
hit the ground, you are adrenaline. The only you're passing

(15:42):
out is lack of consciousness, right, I would think, all,
I'm sorry, lack of oxygen. Well, think about it like that,
because like like the people that do the sling shot
ride at the ferrying I'm talking about, Yeah, they pass
out like as soon as they launch them could do
and you see them pass out and then they come
and then they pass out again. That's from the g force, okay,

(16:04):
and pressing them up in the air, right, And that's
kind of where my mind is when it comes to
falling out of a plane because you got all that
pressure in all that force. It's not that you're going
straight down. I don't think that's the same. You're probably right.
I don't know either way. It would suck. But people
have been known to live through that. People have been
known to sky dive if the shoot doesn't and they

(16:26):
bounce off the ground and practically escape unscathed. You know,
maybe a broken bone or something like that, or two
or six or twenty, but still alive. For that fact. Well,
there was a lady that fell out of a plane
and she survived in the Amazon. I remember hearing about that. Yeah,

(16:47):
she fell from ten thousand feet. She survived the fall
with injuries, broken collarbone, a deep cutting her arm. She
investigated the jungle for eleven days following a stream until
she found help.

Speaker 9 (16:59):
Eleven days with a broken collar bone and what else
a broken arm, deep wounded in her arm, a deep
wound in her arm, a gash, a gash, and she's
just wandering around in the in the rainforest looking for hip,
broken collar.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Bone and fell ten thousand feet.

Speaker 8 (17:14):
Yeah, and there's people on naked and afraid that can't
last seven hours when they get there.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Perfectly healthy, and I and undermineing that. I think there's
a huge difference. I am undermind that a little bit.

Speaker 9 (17:31):
Because they're in their nice, comfy home, right, living it
up have They're not forced really to survive. That lady
was forced, whether she liked it or not. She had
to do something. People on Naked and a Fray could
pull out anytime they want now, But not this gal.
She's She's like, I I've got to do something. I

(17:51):
got a broken collar bone and.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
A huge gash. Right now, I agree hundred percent. When
your motive is if I don't do this, I die, right,
is a different than I might be shamed at the
fire station, right or in the clubhouse.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Right.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
That's a different motivation because the thing that happens in
most of those shows Alive, Naked and Afraid is people
start thinking about their loved ones, right, and they're like,
I don't want to do this anymore, right, and you
can go home. You have the option to go home
at any point in time. Yeaheah.

Speaker 9 (18:26):
This lady, on the other hand, I have loved ones.
I don't want to die. I'm here with a broken
collar bone, right and a huge gash. Let's figure this out.
She was seventeen, by.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
The way, seventeen years old, which I think is a
giant difference. Yeah, for sure. I don't know if she's
sixteen if she can do it, because I think with
seventeen years so, you feel like you're closing on being
an adult, right, and sixteen you're just kind of getting started,
right right. I get what you're saying, like she's got
something to look forward to, which kind of pushes the

(18:59):
survival a little more. Yeah, I'm sixteen, you still feel
like a kid. Seventeen you're like, oh, I can almost
vote or whatever, right, almost by a pack of smoke, right,
And that's exactly what I do as soon as I
get out of this ring. Pat And I think if
you're over a certain age, I think it's you don't
you can't do it either, okay, like like sixty something,

(19:20):
you're like, no, I think like thirty five, thirty, thirty five,
forty okay.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
I don't know what if she has children that she
wants to see again, children, Yeah, yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I know people love to use that attribute of like
I have kids, I've got superpowers and things like that,
But I also think you also get to a place
of where, like I've had a pretty filling life. I
don't think I'm feeling that until I'm in my eighties, right,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (19:43):
I've done a lot. Now I'm forty four, I've done
a lot. It's been fantastic. I ain't trying to stop anytime.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not saying I would stop. Uh huh,
But I think you see things a little bit different.
Oh for sure. For sure. If the option was presented
to me again, people, would you like to die today
or would you like to carry on? Yeah, I'm not
gonna be like forty four years on this earth. I've
lived a pretty fulfilling life. Let's go ahead and pull
the trigger on a seventeen year old standing at the
top of a like in the Amazon, stand at the

(20:10):
top of a waterfall, looking down, going okay, A forty
year old might go might start deducing too many things,
you see what I'm saying, Like, you know that there's
probably shallow rocks, and if you land in the wrong
you know what I mean, you won't take as many risks.
Of course, you'll take more risk because you're trying to survive,
but you also be you'll deduce.

Speaker 9 (20:31):
Oh that's a true statement. Going out to the cliffs
at Lake Sky. I took right as a.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Seventeen eighteen, nineteen year old guy. I jump in that
sum bitch without a problem, you know. Looking at it now,
I'm like, no, there could be trees under there that
could impale me, and.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
I don't want to deal with it never again.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
All Right, we got tickets to see Staying and Breaking Benjamin.
We're gonna give away and it's frigging a Friday, which
means we're giving away beer. What's something you're not looking
forward to buying? Bmms and whatever that is? To eighteen
because we're gonna give away beer. Coming up Telsa's Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (21:04):
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Speaker 8 (22:02):
Hi woman attempts to hit school crossing guard with her car.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Well does she deserve it?

Speaker 9 (22:11):
School crossing guards don't deserve it. Those things they're mostly
elderly people. They've got nothing else to do, so they
do that to buy their time.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
M hm Yeah.

Speaker 9 (22:21):
Owner of lost five thousand dollars in cash thought calls
from the police or a scam.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
You're not going to get me this time. A student
rescued from Mount Fuji goes back for smartphone, needs second rescue.
Not a very good lesson learner, forgot my phone?

Speaker 8 (22:43):
Loose kangaroo stops traffic, causes crash on Alabama Highway.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Kangaroos aren't indigenous to the Deep South, are they? No?
I don't think so. Almost A quarter of EA scooter
injuries are because the driver was too drunk. You don't
say totally. Yes. Have you guys ever been on in him. Absolutely,
And I was drunk. Did you wipe out? No? Of

(23:09):
course not. No, I'm better driver, right, isn't that what
you're supposed to say. I've known some people though that
have oh yeah out because of it, and well that sucks.
Fire Disney employee gets three years in prison for hacking
and changing menus. I wonder what he changed me? To you?
It feels like kind of a crazy offense. Yeah, you

(23:31):
get three years on they don't mess around over there,
man over there.

Speaker 8 (23:36):
Kanye West crashes in livestream tirade.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
You left off the word again, right?

Speaker 9 (23:46):
Iowa woman has a collection of over thirty eight thousand
spoons low spoons. Are they regular spoons or are those
tiny spoons like my grandma used to collect?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Right?

Speaker 8 (23:58):
I have a few of those, do you?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Mm hmm?

Speaker 8 (24:01):
Yeah, because my grandma had some passed them down to
my mom have passed them down to me.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Like you feel you feel like it's a responsibility to
be the caretaker of these spoons?

Speaker 8 (24:09):
I guess almost. I mean, my mom does have a
tendency to hoard a few items, and so she doesn't
want to get.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Rid of it with you.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
No, she'll bring them to me and then when she does.
There's a lot of items that I will just take
to goodwill, but a lot you won't. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, as you do it too, Yeah
I will. Hoarding is herreditary, Gordon, I think it's I think,
so you have alcoholics and you have hoarding. I mean
everything is hereditary, right. Maybe it's a situation like with
the perfume bottles can be Yeah, just because much like
Lindsay's grandma had him, mom had him past. But to

(24:50):
see the difference between me and Lindsay is my grandma
and my mom are dead, so I can understand why
it would be passed now or keep it in.

Speaker 9 (25:00):
The family or whatever. Me it sounds like Lindsay's my mom. Way,
I don't want these wounds here?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
You want? You want these collector spoons? They were You're green.
I don't think. I think. I mean, the little I
know about her mom, she seems like somebody she thinks
she's like being like, here's a gift for you type
of thing. That's true.

Speaker 9 (25:14):
I could never go to my parents' house and leave
empty handed. Yeah, they always had something for me. I'll
never forget. I took home a bag a Walmart sack
of knives once, just random kitchen knives because they didn't
want them anymore.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Here, take these with it. Yeah, okay, a little weird
to have a bag of knives, but great. Guess how
long it takes me to throw something away that's been
handed to me from a family member. Three and a half.
I think you'd be nice on the way out the door.
On the way out the door usually, Yeah, just because
you liked it and you want it doesn't mean I
have to have it. And you can't just bestow that

(25:47):
responsibility on me. It's not like it's a family heirloom.
It'd be different. I'll give you an example. My first,
my practice wife, she had a family heirloom of drumsticks
from the Revolutionary War, like drumsticks, not like turkey leg drumsticks, allegedly. Right,

(26:11):
we never took them to the guy at the Pond Stars,
but like Rick never got to look at him. He
didn't have his expert friend come by and take a
look at Yeah, but I'm no reason I can't take
them for their word on that. That's different, right, if
that gets handed down, that's different. But a collection of
perfume bottles or spoons or plates and short of that's

(26:33):
what they ate. You know, when the Mayflower they stored
them in barrels of flour as they crossed the Great Divide. Right,
that's different then, like, hey, because I bought them, I
bought so many groceries. They gave these out every week
at the grocery start. That's hardly Yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:53):
I can't wait to pass those perfume bottles down to
my kids and let them do the same thing to
their kids and they'll have the same Why are we
carrying around this this bottle that looks like a pigeon
or a you know whatever car.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, this one's gonna hurt a little for all of us,
at least the three of US radio stations secretly used
AI host for six months. Yeah, and you would never know.
I love that one's hanging a little bit, all right,
Go ahead, babysitter reveals. How do you know we're not
AI right now? Be honest with you. Think about it

(27:32):
as the average listener would. Have you seen the video
online of one AI service from Twitter or whatever, and
then another AI service arguing with each other. No, but
it sounds awesome. It's hilarious because they both know to
just gouge each other a little bit. It's and scary.

Speaker 8 (27:54):
Yeah, babysitter reveals inappropriate shirt that made family refuse to
pay her and insult her mom.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
To not pay her after the fact, Dick moved. Absolutely,
you saw her in the shirt before.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
Yeah, it's a great story.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
You paid someone for this shirt. You hired someone for
a service. You have to pay them. You could never
use them again because you think they dressed inappropriately, But
to not pay them as a wild If she sued them,
she would totally win.

Speaker 9 (28:24):
I gotta see this shirt though on a child. Go ahead, No, nothing,
I got you, weirdo. I just want to know what.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I'm not a weirdo. I'm not the one that said that.
I want to know what made it so inappropriate? You know.
So I'll follow the story and we'll see what's up.
Woman beats off bear with a bag of cookies. Good
for sure, there's a video for that. Woman Find after
her pigs killed the neighbor on Christmas Day? Only fine, Huh,

(28:52):
there's a lot in that story just the headline alone.
Find Yeah, weird her pigs killed the neighbor on Christmas Day.
That's the worst Christmas song ever?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Right?

Speaker 8 (29:03):
Seven year old takes a little sister on ten mile
joy ride in mom's car, leaves a vehicle after hitting
parking strip.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
It seems to happen a lot. I never had the
notion to steal my parents' car as a kid, but
it seems like there's a lot of stories out there
of young children stealing their parents' cars and riding on own.
Borrow is different than stealing. Okay, I never wanted to
borrow my parents' car.

Speaker 9 (29:31):
You get the keys while they're sleeping or whatever and ride, Hey,
what why'd you do it?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
They usually ask the kids, why'd you do? Well? We
wanted to go get ice cream or candy or something
like that. Yeah, yeah, steals as a wild thing to
put on that like, ah, they snuck out, they took
the car. Technically, I guess it's stealing, but you're under
the same house. Not even as a teenager, did I

(29:56):
ever want to steal their car, borrow their car without
their permission me either.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
I mean there were times where my dad would set
me on his lap to drive or pretend to drive whatever.
I'd steer while talking about it, I know, but like
and even after being able to do that, like having
the thought of, oh, I know how to drive. I
could just take his car at a young age. No, never.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Paralyzed, man cleared from kicking in door, paralyzed. It was me,
That's what they all say.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
A couple arrives at friends destination wedding only to learn
they weren't invited to ceremony or the reception.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Tom Jane, what are you doing here? How would you
know where it is? Yeah, a friend of a friend.
You guys have mutual friends. Oh, we're going to you know,
the Smith's wedding and cancuon. People do that all the time,
right where they're like, no, you should go.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
It's fine, it's not your place to invite them along bystanders.
See three hundred thousand dollars after sacks of money fall
out of a brinkstruck in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yeah, bad news, man, right, they want it back. Yes,
I went blind after doing thirteen cartwheels in a row.
How many cartwheels can you do in a row?

Speaker 8 (31:21):
Maybe two? And they're not going to be good. I'm
not good at cartwheels. I can't keep my legs perfectly straight.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Give me how many can you do in a row? Zero? Oh? Crowd, Sorry,
that was not the setup. By the way, I was
not setting that up. I legitimate. I was being sure. Damn,
it's no. I'm I don't know how many I could do.
I'll go with two. I feels it feels now round us.

Speaker 8 (31:51):
Last one Lindsay, Pennsylvania woman poops on car hood in
road rage incident.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
I know the story. The A bill to do on
demand is impressive.

Speaker 8 (32:04):
And it's basty.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I was watching tech talk earlier today, right before we
got on the show, and a video pops up and
it says, if you ever find yourself being eaten by
a snake, follow me on this one. And it's got
a computer simulation giant snake and a guy's like, oh my,
it's up to my thigh right, good for him, right,

(32:30):
And he's on his back and he's getting eaten by
the snake. And what they say to do if you
find yourself being eaten alive by a snake, don't try
to back up and like pull yourself out of the
snake's mouth. They said, with as much force as you can,
roll over onto your belly and then muster up the

(32:54):
biggest fart that you can imagine having and let it
rip into the snake's mouth. The smell and the taste
will cause the snake to go no hope in its
mouth and then release you. No, I'm not gonna test it,
just so you know they've never tested it. Yeah, it
seems legit. No, Listen, if somebody farted in your mouth,

(33:15):
wouldn't you be like, oh God and then back away.
I'm also not like trying to get lunch, just saying
influencers are to blame for the rise in shark attacks. Listen,
everybody hates them. Not surprised, right, all right? Make sure

(33:37):
freaking at Friday, what's something you're not looking forward to buy?
In a case of fiftieth anniversary million? I could be
yours bmms and whatever that is to eight two nine
four five Neighbors demand answers after rampant masturbation takes over
park rampant rent? How much masturbation has has to happen
in your neighborhood for you to use for you to
use the term rampant Lindsey, Well.

Speaker 8 (33:59):
I got I know about it.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
So it's gotta be how many people, how many people
masturbating for you has to quantify as rampant, not just
a few. Hey, there's some massed some yeah, rampant like
twenty okay, okay, I want to say ooh the visual,

(34:21):
but yeah, right, no, because it's twenty guys he's whooping it.
Not necessarily no, but that's just what you think of.
Because why men are disgusting and they'll masturbate wherever. There'd
have to be a lot of rocks. If it's women,
you don't set your leg up right exactly, I'd say,
I think twenty is a good number. I'm gonna cut

(34:42):
it in half and say ten. If there's ten people
in the park whooping it at one time, I think
that's pretty rampant. I think it has to happen every
night and increases every night. Then I'm like, yeah, hey, hey,
the flues running rampant like it's just going everywhere right right.
It isn't the number of people, it's alway like how
it's spreading right right. Started off with one guy, yes, yes, yes,

(35:06):
By the way, are you looking out the window and
going what are they doing?

Speaker 12 (35:09):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
And how many did you let happen before you called
the police? One or Two's five?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Five?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Dude, we've got twenty of them out there. It's like
we gotta do something. I have a park near my house.
I drive by one time and I see somebody punching
their monkey. I am calling the police. I'm doing my
best to stop it from becoming two people much less rampant.

Speaker 8 (35:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
All these stories are on our Facebook page at facebook
dot com, slash bmms six y nine.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Elsa's Morning Show
nine KMOD.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Call us
toll free eight three three four six Oh KMOD. That's
the phone number. You can also text BMMS and then
what you want to say to eight two nine four five.
It is frigging a Friday. We're getting away in a
case of fiftieth anniversary mill lte. We just want you

(36:12):
to answer this question. What's something you're not looking forward
to buying? Bmmss and whatever that is to eight two
nine four five. And Bill is on the line. Hey Bill,
how are you good? A daring great?

Speaker 13 (36:23):
How about y'all?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Good man? What's something you're not looking forward to buying?

Speaker 10 (36:29):
I've been putting this off for about three months now,
but it's a new washer and dryer.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
And what happened to your old one?

Speaker 10 (36:37):
Well, the dryer he has to be run about three
times to get a low drive. My wife gets really
irritated the washer. It sounds like a tribe of horses
coming through the house with its shakes and rattles and rolls.
And luckily I work a lot of hours so I
don't have to hear it. But she's getting really tired
of it.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
It does suck when you dry something isn't dry after
an hour. That is frustrating. How long ago did you
buy those washer and dryers?

Speaker 10 (37:06):
We've had days for amost six years now six?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Wow, you think it'll last a lot longer? I agree.
I remember my parents had like these ugly avocado green ones.
I mean pretty much all eighteen years I lived with them.
So so when are you gonna buy new ones? Mother's
Day is coming.

Speaker 13 (37:24):
Up, that's what I keep hearing.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Oh she does, Happy Mother's Day. Here's a washer, dryer
and a vacuum. Get to work, that's right. So what's
the hold up? Then? Why are you not making this purchase?
These feels like a life necessity.

Speaker 10 (37:43):
It is I just the money. I don't like to
spend the money on that.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Do you ever think about getting her a wash tub
and one of those you know, washboards washboard things? Yeah,
some lie. Yeah, well that way it could double as
a musical instrument as well. Yea, sen here, mister arrogant,
don't underestimate how easy it is to play a washboard
exactly right. If you go ahead and tell him exactly

(38:09):
what he's gonna get. The anticipation, I think the bab
or something sucks, but the anticipation of getting something for you,
like this case, a fifty anniversary Miller like is supreme.
Back to you, Corman, I appreciate you. Bill. Hang on
the line so Cap you can get your info.

Speaker 13 (38:25):
Okay, all right, did good again, you too, man.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Let's see what Lindsay has for Balls to the Wall sports.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
The La Clippers forced a Game seven by downing the
Denver Nuggets, who won eleven to one oh five in Inglewood.
James Harden posted a team high twenty eight points, while
Kowie Leonard finished with twenty seven points and ten rebounds.
Norman Powell chipped in with twenty four points to help
the Clippers tie up the best of seven. Who He's It?
Three and three. Nikola Jokic paced the Nuggets with twenty

(39:03):
five points in a losing effort. Game seven will be
placed in or will be played in Denver on Saturday,
and the Knicks are heading to the Eastern Conference semifinals.
New York held off the Pistons after earning a one
to sixteen to one to thirteen victory in Game six
of its best of seven first round series. Jalen Brunson
led all scores with forty points, which included the game

(39:24):
winning bucket. Cade Cunningham led Detroit and scoring with twenty
three points. The Knicks are set to visit the Boston
Celtics for Game one of the second round on Monday.
The action continues tonight at seven when the Warriors play
host to the Rockets in Game six in San Francisco.
A win by Golden State would send them to the
second round. And that's your balls to the Wall Sports.

(39:46):
I'm Lindsay on ninety seven to five KMOD.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Toll free
eight three three four six O KMO D. That's the
phone number. You can also text to BMMS and then
what you want to say to eight two nine four
five Good morning, Lindsay.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
Good morning, Corbin. I want to have lunch with you
and your coworkers. I'll feed up to ten of you.
At the end of this month, I'll be hitting the
road in our new Chevy Blazer EV and I will
bring you and nine coworkers at lunch. Sign up now
to win at kmod dot com.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Good morning Gimpie, Good morning Corbin. Here in about an hour,
you're gonna get your first Q to Rock Bank, get
your chance to score one thousand dollars and spend it
on whatever you want, even if it's yourself. Just listen
for the keyword and then punching into whatside the rocks
key Moody dot com. Good luck. Giving away beer for
freaking ay Friday. What's something you're not looking forward to buying?
A case of fiftieth anniversary Miller like could be yours,

(40:53):
BMMS and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.
If we pick your name and get you on the air,
you get a case of beer for free again a
Friday from our friends at Miller Lite. Lindsey, what's something
you're not looking forward to buying?

Speaker 8 (41:06):
Well, normally you don't look forward to buying something because
you don't want to spend the money on it. But
in this case, I'm not looking forward to buying this
because it is super heavy and awkward, and that is
salt for the salt water system at home.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
There is a water softener. Okay it is.

Speaker 8 (41:29):
They come in forty pound bags, and I buy six
to eight bags at a time, so yeah, because I
don't like to make more than one trip. So that
usually saves us. If I buy six to eight bags,
that'll last me probably six months. And I mean because

(41:52):
there's five of us at home, so we go through
it and usually if the container will hold four bags
at a time. So yeah, they're just so heavy and
picking them up, putting them in the cart, and then
reeling them out to my car, picking them up, putting
them in the car, and then taking them out of
my car. It's just heavy. Uh yeah. So I don't

(42:14):
look forward to buying those. And I was going to
go yesterday and had every intention of doing so, and
completely slip my mind. I took a phone call and
I was like, oh okay, and then left work and
went right home. Didn't do it. So now I have
to do it today in the rain. Oh no, which
is even worse.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
I feel like, I don't know why you don't make
your son do it.

Speaker 8 (42:37):
He has gone with me before, But typically I like
to get it done before I have to go pick
up the little ones. Right, they can't. They can't.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I'm just saying, like, you have somebody who can do it.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
Yeah, but he's in school and then the time frame
just doesn't work out. He's on the bus time I
have to go and pick up the other kids from school.
So yeah, timing just doesn't work out. Just easier for
me to.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Do it, right. Well, how can you get upon that
cross if he does it exactly exactly? Yeah, I have
water softener. It is a pain in the rear. I
just do it once a month. Yeah, I just make
a day. I do it that way. I don't have
to carry six bags at forty pounds each. Isn't it
something you can have delivered to your house.

Speaker 9 (43:25):
You can set up a service, yes, right, I mean
you still have to carry it to wherever it No.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
No, if you pay for the service, they will deliver
it and they will put it in right, you're just
telling them to put him in the backyard or whatever,
or my garage and no, no, no, they will put
in there for it. Yes, yes, and they'll maintain your
water softener for you. Well, that's not the don't need
a ton of maintenance. No, but your reservoir should be
cleaned once a year. But water softers are game changers. Yeah,

(43:51):
I would. It's worth every penny to have a water
software in my opinion.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
Definitely.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
What's something you're not looking forward to buying? A case
of fiftieth anniversary Miller, like, could be yours, BMI mass
and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.
Give me what's something you're not looking forward to buying.
I don't think about that for a little bit. Right.
The first thing that came to my mind was a car. Right,
my plan is to get a new car by the
end of the year. I'm looking forward to having a

(44:18):
new car, something better when I'm driving now, I'm not
looking forward to the payments. So I was like, all right,
well that's not really going to work. But one thing
that I know for sure that I have to buy
that I don't want to buy. But I know one
I have to buy. But I really don't want to buy.
But I need to know, no one need I have
to buy it. Tires for that Dango motorcycle. Man, Right,
I go through a lot of tires. Well, I ride
a lot. I ride a lot and that happens, you know,

(44:40):
when you ride as much as I do. I ride
everywhere that I go, Yes, right, except for days like
today when it's raining, cats and dogs outside, which I
almost did it today because it's only going to last
while we're in the show and I'm not going to
be on the bike. But I don't want my bike
sitting out in the rain for four hours. Regardless.

Speaker 9 (44:55):
Going to Florida for vacation this year and riding down
there again and to look in at my rear tire
yesterday and I'm like, Okay, I've got enough to get.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Me down there and back.

Speaker 9 (45:08):
But when I come back, I know that I'm going
to have to purchase a new rear tire and that's
going to cost me about four hundred dollars just for
the tire itself, and then you got to have an
install which is another one hundred and something dollars. Right,
So I think every time I buy a tire, it
cost me about six hundred bucks to put a tire
on that dangle bike.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (45:26):
Right, But here's the thing again, I ride everywhere I go,
Like tomorrow, I'm going out to Fort Smith, Arkansas for
the Steelhorse Rally, and granted it's only a couple of
hours away, but as much riding as I do for
stuff like that and poker runs and this and that,
there's a good chance that I'm going to have to
replace this rear tire before I go on vacation. And

(45:50):
that sucks because that's, you know, six hundred dollars I
could be using while I'm on vacation, go have a
nice meal or you know, drink somewhere, or maybe one
of those souvenir airbrushed t shirts that says I was here,
you know, or since I'm taking my girlfriend, you know,
maybe a nice little airbrushed caricature of us. I don't know,

(46:12):
but it's six hundred dollars that I know that I'm
going to have to let go of, and I really
don't want to.

Speaker 8 (46:18):
Why are motorcycle tires so much more expensive than a
car tire?

Speaker 9 (46:22):
That is a question that I cannot answer, to be
honest with you. Maybe it's the type of rubber that
they use, Maybe it's I don't know, to be honest
with you, but I find it upsetting because they.

Speaker 8 (46:34):
Can't exactly good answer.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
Honestly, when I'm on two wheels, I don't want one
of those hundred dollars tires, You know what I mean?
In a car, you can get four tires you one
hundred dollars each. Not a problem. I don't think I
want to take a chance on something that cheap and
that slick on two wheels.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I agree buying tires anytime. For me, I'm like, did
I just do this? What's something? Not looking forward to
buying a case of fiftieth anniversally Miller Lite could be yours,
BMMS and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.
I have two Getting my septic tank drained. I'm not

(47:14):
looking forward to that expense. It can be anywhere between
four and eight hundred dollars. And they come and they
vacuum it out, and you gotta do it right. They
get the solids out. For those that are not understanding
what I'm saying, you just don't let it overflow into
your yard. And I have aerobic system, so it does

(47:39):
it as sprinkler, so it leaches into the yard. But
either way, you still got to get the solids taken
out every once in a while. And you don't want
to wait, No, you don't want to be wrong because
it will go back into the house. But I think
I'm okay. I thought it was going to have to
happen Monday. Oh, but I did some investigating. I think

(47:59):
it's a okay. I want to I don't know why
I can't just look in and see how full it is? Right?
Is there not like a level or something like that?
A meter of There is an alarm. There is an
alarm on it, but usually alarms aren't like hey soon,
alarms are now. I have a yellow light and a
red light. Yello light means like you're okay, but there

(48:19):
might be a problem. Red is like, oh boy, right.
So usually when the yellow light comes on, that's the
time to go ahead and get her done. If the
system is operating correctly, So we'll see. Because how the
plumbing of the drainage works inside the home also can
be an indicator, and so some draining things haven't been
draining anyway. I'm not looking forward to that expense. The

(48:42):
other one is both cars need full break replacements. Oh
damn and rear huh, both cars European cars, damn. And
so they will be about one thousand each. Sh damn
on a break job. But here's how I marinate on
this one. I don't have a. We haven't had car

(49:03):
payments on those cars for years, right, A new car
would be almost you know, it would take two payments
almost for a new car, a monthly payment. So it's fine,
do it. It can last us another probably fifty thousand cars.

(49:25):
Both cars have way over one hundred thousand, right, it
makes sense as much as it's kicking the nuts. It's
better than two new car payments for sure. For sure,
especially if they're running fine. Both cars also need windshield replacements.

Speaker 8 (49:42):
That, yeah, that makes my stomach turn.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
So even if I have to sell I know, salt water, right,
gott of bags of salt. Even if I have to
sell those cars, or if I sell those cars, I
got to get the windshields replaced, right if I want
to get top dollar for them. So I imagine those
aren't cheap. You can file an insurance claim on both
of them. My wife's is both cars are really expensive

(50:06):
because they're Europeans of the windshields are lighter, And my
wife says, upright, display, yeah.

Speaker 8 (50:14):
Does it ever make you wish you knew how to
change the breaks yourself?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I could. I am confident I could do it. The
difference is it might take me more than a day
where I can take it to place and both cars
will get done in a day, right.

Speaker 9 (50:29):
And you don't get your hands greasy. There's no busted
knuckles breaking your back because you're hunkering over.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
I'm confident I could figure it out. But also why
why BMW's are notoriously crazy to deal with? For example,
the pump on the windshield wipe or fluid went out?
Oh it is in the door panel? Still that saving space? Sure? Right,

(51:07):
it's a twenty dollars part. It's a four hundred dollars maintenance. Yeah,
because they could take the panel, you gotta take the wheel. Well,
all you gotta do. It's a giant kick. Changing the
battery is a giant kick. So I feel like I
could figure it out. Watch a couple of tubes, right,
But again, why let me go to someone that does

(51:28):
it a lot. They have all the right tools, They'll
get it done. What's something you're not looking forward to
buying BMMS and what that is? To eight two nine
four five A case of fiftieth anniversary Milla, like could
be yours BMMS and whatever that is to eight two
nine four five. Coming up, we're gonna try and give
away some tickets to a concert. He tell says.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Wooding Show, the Big Bad Voting Show, The Assault Genius
Next ninety kmod.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Toll free
eight three three four six oh K m o D
toll free eight three three and four six oh KMOD
is the phone number. You can also text BMMS and
whatever it is you'd like to say to the phone
number eight two nine four five. Right now, it's time
to play a game. We got tickets to see Stained

(52:28):
in Breaking Benjamin tomorrow at the Walmart Ampithea over in Rogers.
Get your tickets amp tickets dot com. But you gotta
beat Lindsey. Numbers, percentages or averages will be the categories
you pick, and then you will get five questions. Get
as close to the answer as you can. Lindsey won't
be in the room, so she won't hear the questions
or your answers. Then she'll return get the same five questions.

(52:50):
Whoever is the closest the most is gonna win those tickets.
Lindsay has overwhelmingly stopped listeners from winning things this year
ten times, compared to listeners only winning three times this
year eight through three, four, six, oh kmod, good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name, Brian? Brian?

(53:11):
How are you today?

Speaker 7 (53:13):
Good?

Speaker 13 (53:13):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Brian? What category do you want? Numbers? Percentages or averages? Two? Percentages, percentage?
As it is. It's five questions. Just answer them the
best that you can. Are you ready? Yes?

Speaker 9 (53:26):
First, Brian, what percentage of people are afraid of clowns?
What percentage of people are afraid of clowns?

Speaker 13 (53:39):
I'm thirty five percent.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Thirty five percent? Brian? What percentage of professional clowns are women? Yeah,
let's do forty forty percent? He says, Hey, Brian, what
percentage of professional clowns are white people?

Speaker 13 (54:02):
Oh, that one's gonna be like fifty five sixty five?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
All right, Brian, what percentage of.

Speaker 11 (54:13):
You know?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
If you have to say that afterwards, I'm questioning that.
Go ahead.

Speaker 9 (54:16):
The next question, Brian, what percentage of professional clowns are black?
What percentage of professional clowns are black people? You say
twenty five percent?

Speaker 13 (54:29):
Yes, all right?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Last one here, dude, what percentage of professional clowns are
forty years old or older?

Speaker 13 (54:38):
That one, let's go sixty six zero?

Speaker 2 (54:43):
He said, I don't know if I know any clowns
under the age of forty, right, I know some clown asses, right,
A lot of teenagers you know out there aspiring to
be professional clowns. You see kids that are young trying
to be magicians or ventriloquists or whatever. But no, you're right,
all right, Lindsey. Percentages is the category. Question one, Lindsey,

(55:04):
what percentage of people are afraid of clowns?

Speaker 8 (55:08):
I'll go with seventy percent.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Seventy percent, she says, Lindsey. What percentage of professional clowns
are women?

Speaker 8 (55:19):
Thirty percent?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Thirty percent? Oh no, I'm sorry, said yeah, he said
forty All right, Lindsey, what excuse me? What perft? God?
Dang it, Try it again. What percentage of professional clowns
are white people?

Speaker 8 (55:37):
Sixty percent?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Sixty percent? All right, Lendsy. What percentage of professional clowns? Yeah?
That worked, Brian. She didn't say anything after sorryt him
in interrupt but I wanted to know that. It's very important, Frank, Lindsey.
What percentage of professional clowns are black people?

Speaker 8 (56:03):
Ten percent?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
In percent, Lindsey? Last one?

Speaker 9 (56:08):
What percentage of professional clowns are forty years old or older?

Speaker 8 (56:14):
Forty years old over I'm gonna say sixty two percent.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Sixty two percent. How do you think she did? Brian?

Speaker 13 (56:25):
Oh, she's really good at this though. I think she did.
Probably got it all right.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Let's find out if you're getting those tickets to see
Breaking Benjamin and Stained at the Balmart ampathutd and Rogers tomorrow.
Gets your tickets ant tickets dot com. Question one, give
me question number one? What percentage of people are afraid
of clowns? Brian said thirty five percent of them are?
Lindsey said seventy sent excuse me, seventy.

Speaker 9 (56:46):
Percent of people are afraid of clowns. The answer is
fifty three percent.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Lindsay got that one right. She's up one to nothing.
She needs two more to stop in you from getting
those questions. Here's question two, Question number two, what percentage
of professional clowns are? Brian said forty percent and Lindsey
said thirty percent And the answer is seventy one percent. Wow,
Brian is on the board. It's one to one.

Speaker 8 (57:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
I don't know a lot of women clowns are here there.
I used to date a party clown once. You might
legit she'll talk about that way. She was our good lady. No,
she was legit a clown. She dress up, didn't make up,
did everything. We're like birthday parties and stuff.

Speaker 8 (57:27):
So what was her name? Like her clown name?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I never asked what her clown name was? Now, all right, yeah, okay,
Brian got that one, yeah, two to two, I'm sorry,
one to one. Question three, Question number three, what percentage
of professional clowns are white people? Brian said sixty five percent,
Lindsey said sixty percent. The answer is I'm not racist,

(57:51):
but fifty nine percent. Lindsay got that one right, She's
up two to one. One more, Brian, and you are
not getting those tickets. Here we go. Question four, Question
number four, one percentage of professional clowns are black people? Well,
Brian said twenty five percent. Lindsey set a mere ten
percent and the answer ten percent. Brian. I'm sorry, man,

(58:15):
you are not getting those tickets to see Stained and
Breaking Benjamin over in Rodgers, Arkansas tomorrow. But you can
still buy them at mtickets dot com. So thanks for playing, buddy,
all right, thank you, mah los u. And last question,
I just want to hear what percentage of professional clowns
are forty years old or older.

Speaker 9 (58:34):
Brian said sixty percent. Lindsey said sixty two percent, and
the answer is.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Thirty six percent. Brian was closer on that one, so
he got the point. So he got two. Do you
know any people that have quit their job to become clowns? No,
not off the top of my head, like quit their
job they like were clowns and then quit that job
to get a regular I.

Speaker 8 (59:01):
Knew a guy. I worked with a guy in radio
that was a clown part time.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Only from six to ten.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Uh, what was his clown name? Was it here?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
No?

Speaker 8 (59:14):
It was in South Dakota?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
What was his clown name? You remember?

Speaker 8 (59:18):
I don't I want to say that it started with
a be like now it was like bubbles or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
There's a joke there.

Speaker 8 (59:31):
In one of the names.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I don't know, stripper, stage name or clown.

Speaker 8 (59:36):
Right. That's good game, all right?

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Lindsey once again stops listeners from getting anything during the game.
If you want to go see Staying and Breaking Benjamin
at the Walmart Amphtheater in Rogers, Arkansas tomorrow, get your
tickets at amptickets dot com. We're giving away beer. You
want some got to send us a text answering this question,
what's something you're not looking forward to buying bmms and
whatever that is to eight to two nine four five,

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will take a break, We'll be back. You lose so.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
You get nothing good dayser you get nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
Shout up no stop stop.

Speaker 11 (01:00:12):
Not out and they take say they say they taste not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Stop shut up.

Speaker 11 (01:00:16):
They they take say they they say they they take.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
You get no chase, you get no chap you get
no cha you get no cha you get you not
taste you get something no shot up no no stop
hoppy they they say say they they say they taste
now shot up no no stop stopping.

Speaker 11 (01:00:33):
They may say pay they they say any taste no
no no no not not hoppy. They they tape they
they they say they tak not not not not hoppy
they they they they they they tak not not they
they not not not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Up not out they take no no not sak not
sing not not say say.

Speaker 11 (01:00:46):
Not they not say say they say no no no
no no no not stopping.

Speaker 12 (01:00:50):
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Speaker 11 (01:00:50):
They they say they tape no no no no no
no no not stop not they they take. They they
say they they takes no no not no no no
not stop not up they they they take say they
they say they.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
They take shot out No, no, no out down.

Speaker 10 (01:01:02):
You.

Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with The Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five KMOD.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show toll free
at eight three three four six oh KMOD. And it's
Friday and that means we're giving away beer for frigging
a Friday. Have you answering this question? What's something you're
not looking forward to buying? Bmms? And whatever that is
to A two nine four five A case of Miller

(01:01:49):
Light fiftieth anniversary could be yours if we talk to
you on the air, and Tyler has been waiting, Hey Tyler,
how are you.

Speaker 13 (01:01:59):
Doing pretty good?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Tyler? What's something you're not looking forward to buying?

Speaker 13 (01:02:05):
Well, it's gonna hurt a little bit to say this,
but another engagement ring, Corvin.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Why does it hurt to say that you should be excited?

Speaker 13 (01:02:16):
Well, you know, I'm a good old Oklahoma boy, born
and raised, and I thought I was gonna only get
married the one time.

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
Yeah, that means.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Why did the first one fail?

Speaker 13 (01:02:31):
Well, not so much that it failed, you know, it
didn't really leave the launch pad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
So you've never been married? No, oh, well, then you
are potentially gonna get married once.

Speaker 13 (01:02:48):
Yeah, but I thought she was the one man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
How long were you guys engaged for them?

Speaker 13 (01:02:52):
Yeah, been engaged almost three years.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
For this particular one. What about the one before they
never left the launch pad? No, this is the one.

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
Oh okay, okay, So you were engaged previously and broke
that off?

Speaker 13 (01:03:13):
Nope, this is my one engagement.

Speaker 8 (01:03:16):
So did she lose the ring?

Speaker 10 (01:03:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I had mine.

Speaker 13 (01:03:23):
I don't really like the whole metal and stuff like that.
It irritates my finger. So I got an elastic one.
Dog chewed it up, so I bought a new one
and then I lost it and then things start to
kind of fall apart and don't need the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Ring after all. Tyler, we're having a hard time following
what you're saying. I'm gonna ask you yes or no questions,
and you just answered them with a yes or no
for me, okay, all right? Have you been married before?
Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Are you currently married?

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Have you been engaged before? No? Are you engaged now?

Speaker 13 (01:04:09):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
That's the longest can be Tell him exactly what he's
gonna get col Man. Is it really going to be
able to enjoy retirement once those kids take all his
money for college? Enjoy a case of fifty of anniversary
were light babe to you guys. Yeah, just hang on

(01:04:33):
the line. I don't I don't know what to tell everybody.
I'm still not clear. We're all confused together, eh Corbyn?
And who's he buying an engagement ring for himself?

Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
Apparently no, he already has a ring, but the dog
at it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Well, it's over anyway, he's marrying himself. Hey, if you
can't love yourself, you can't love anybody else.

Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
I need that beer, hey.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Chicago officials issue a measles alert. Hell officials have issued
a red alert at Chicago O'Hare International Airport after a
passenger was diagnosed with the measles and potentially exposed hundreds
of travelers to the virus. The infected adult developed a
rash on April twenty fifth, leading to a confirmed diagnosis

(01:05:25):
of the measles and they are currently isolating at home.
Another case was identified in the same Illinois county, with
the individual seeking treatment at a local hospital on April
twenty eighth. Help officials urge anyone who may have been
exposed to monitor for symptoms, which include fever, cost running nose,
and a rash, and pockets in your little white bust,

(01:05:48):
things in your milestuels, ustuls you. Lawmakers plan to introduce
app age verification bill. Republican lawmakers are planning to introduce
legislation that require age verification on app stores. The App
Store Accountability Act would require app stores to verify the
ages of all users, signaling the latest congressional push to

(01:06:11):
boost online safety for kids. It's being introduced by Senator
Mike Lee and Congressman John James, and it resembles a
newly signed law in Lee's home state of Utah that
takes effect next week. If passed, the bill would make
would mark a major change and the step app stores
will have to take before apps or before users can

(01:06:34):
download the apps. I don't know if I love this.
I'm okay with it, But the thing with age verification,
it's always faked, no matter what. Are you twenty one? Yes?
Are you sure so that?

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
No So.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
I don't think that's what they mean.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I think you're gonna have to like take a picture
of your ID and then take a selfie and they
have a software that makes sure that you met to
buy an app to buy bejeweled ry, right, Well, if
we got to do that to watch porn here in
the state, then I mean, I get I can almost
get there with porn, right, but to buy bejeweled right,

(01:07:11):
it feels it feels like overreach. Yeah, yeah, but I
guess it makes sense. I mean, it doesn't make sense,
does it? Really? Are there any adult themed apps out
there that you can get on the app Store or
Apple the Apple Store or whatever. I don't I don't know.
You're not gonna see a bunch of nudity, is what
I'm getting at. I just feel like it's overreached because
you need a credit card to buy and if you

(01:07:31):
have to if you have a credit card, you're over
eighteen or you've stolen your mammies. And if you've stolen
your mammies, then you have a parental problem in your home.
So why is the government overreaching into that? Okay, so
a lot of people have their credit card or bank
information stored on their phone for that reason for online
purchases and stuff, and it's just a matter of push
the button and maybe you have to confirm that you

(01:07:52):
want to make the purchase or whatever. So with that
being said, I know.

Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
There's some parents out there that their kids go crazy
just to download what percent they need more V box for,
you know, whatever percent, So that would having to go
through those steps, it might confuse the child or scare
them into ah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Wait a minute, the honest child anyway. I don't know
about Android, but on an Apple phone, I can make
it where my kids can't buy anything, right, So if
you save it on there and you don't check that
box or you're not involved that way, then that's on you.
But I don't know why the government should overreach into
my personal life that way.

Speaker 12 (01:08:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
I don't have to show an ided buy stuff at
Walmart except for you know, liquor and tobacco. Liquor again, different,
that's not what we're talking about, right right, right, right
feels like overreach. I don't know. Hey, May is Mental
Health Awareness Month. I weren't sure if you were aware
about that. May is Mental Health Awareness Month and Americans
are being urged to pay attention to theirs this month.

(01:08:53):
A leading doctor in the US, doctor Jim Rule of
the American Academy of Family Positions, is urging people to
find healthy ways to cope with stress. Experts recommend having
a healthy work life balance and finding a support system
to avoid social isolation. And I love this next one,
this local one. Tulsa nonprofit introduces lactation Lounge for nursing

(01:09:17):
mothers at this year's Mayfest. I think they missed the
mark by not calling it the lactation station. But what
else it's there, lactation lounge. Yes, still got a little
thing or whatever. I think I could be wrong. I
think lactation station is copyrighted. Really, they can't think that's
like a thing, like a place. Well, the lactation Lounge

(01:09:40):
is a thing. This year, Tulsa nonprofit Innovation's Family Wellness,
is introducing the Lactation Lounge for nursing mothers at this
year's Mayfest. Innovation's Family Wellness is a five oh one
C three nonprofit organization here Tulsa. They say that the
Lactation Lounge is a cool, air conditioned space designed just
for nursing mothers. Nursing mothers can stop, buy cool off,

(01:10:03):
and take care of themselves while enjoying Mayfest. Snacks and
drinks will be provided at the Lactation Lounge as well.

Speaker 8 (01:10:23):
Tyrese Halliburton is unlikely to see his father appear at
any more games. According to ESPN, John Halliburton will not
be attending any Pacers home and road games for the
foreseeable future after having conversations with the front office. The
decision comes after Halliburton's father got into a confrontation with
Bucks forward Giannis Adri du Cumbo following Milwaukee's elimination from

(01:10:48):
the playoffs. The Pacers visit the Cavaliers for Game one
of the Eastern Conference Semifinals on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Yes, he should not be allowed to be at a game.
What are you doing confronting another player?

Speaker 8 (01:11:02):
The Sons are reshaping the front office following a disappointing season.
Phoenix has promoted Vice president Brian Gregory to be the
franchise's new general manager. Is James Jones shifts to a
role as a senior advisor for the organization. Gregory has
worked with the team for the past two years after
spending two decades as an NCAA head coach. Jones had

(01:11:23):
served as the franchise's GM since twenty nineteen. The Sons
have also promoted ord Telia Farrow to assistant GM and
a longtime agent for NFL star John Elway is dead
after falling off a golf cart that Elway was driving,
officials announced. Jeff Spurbeck passed away on Wednesday after he

(01:11:46):
hit his head and was put on life support. The
NFL Hall of Famer said he was absolutely devastated and
heartbroken by the incident. Elway, Spurbeck, another business partner, and
their wives were leaving the Stagecoach Music Festival on Saturday,
and spurbeckfel Elway won two Super Bowls with the Denver
Broncos in the late nineties. Police have launched an investigation

(01:12:07):
into the incident.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
So they were at Stagecoach Festival, right, and they were
leaving Stagecoach Festival to go to their rental or wherever
they were staying. And I don't know if they were intoxicating.
I think that's a good guess. Yeah, probably wrong, but
I think it's a good guess. And he took a corner,
he fell out, hit his head. Best friend, business partner, yeah,

(01:12:30):
longtime business associate. I can't imagine how tragic that is. Yeah,
for sure. People underestimate golf carts, man. I know kids
driving golf carts all the time, and I'm like, what
are you doing? You don't know what you're doing right now, kid, yep,
but it's cool because they're driving.

Speaker 8 (01:12:49):
Yeah, and that's your boss. So the Wall Sports. I'm
Lindsay in ninety seven five.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Toll free
eight three three four six oh KMOD. You can also
text BMMS and then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five, Good morning Lindsay.

Speaker 8 (01:13:18):
Good morning Corbyn. Hey, we're showing you the money when
you rock the bank. You may have just heard the
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(01:13:42):
a new rubber agement ring, you can with one thousand
dollars when you rock the bank. Good luck, Good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Morning, gim Bee, Good morning Corbyn. We're just a few
months away from the loudest weekend of the year. Rock
Waholme of twenty twenty five Labor Day weekend breaking Benjamin
and five finger Duth punch and shine down and a
BUTTL load more. You get to pull lineup and your
linked the tickets to the website, the rocks, the Homa game,
what do you dot? Com? All right? Time for Taser
Time trivia. If the way this works is We're gonna

(01:14:12):
answer some questions and if you get them wrong, you
get shocked. We even provided some of the questions, which
you think would be a benefit, but it is not.
H all right, So Ghimbe's gonna pull the first name
because he went last previously, and so that first person
going is Lindsay. All right, So Lindsay's gonna get the shocker.
I think she went first last week as well. And

(01:14:34):
do you want a shock or do you wanna ask?
I'll ask this time, all right? And so while she's
doing that, what's something you're not looking forward to? Buying?
A case of fiftieth anniversary Miller Like could be yours?
Bmms and whatever that is to eight two nine four
five bmms and whatever that is to eight two nine
four five and fiftieth anniversary case of Miller Like could

(01:14:54):
be yours? Question one who performed at the twenty twenty
one Super Bowl halftime show? Who performed at the twenty
twenty one Super Bowl halftime show twenty twenty one. Hmm,

(01:15:16):
what's wrong, Gimbie? I have no idea. I'm glad I
didn't get this question.

Speaker 8 (01:15:23):
The first artist that comes to mind is the Weekend?
Who I can't stand uh man?

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Who performed at the twenty twenty one Super Bowl halftime show?

Speaker 8 (01:15:44):
I am gonna say, I okay, uh yeah, I'm gonna
have to go with the Weekend because that was the
first name that popped into my Oh wait ooh? Or
was that j Lo and Shakira's year? That could have

(01:16:05):
been even earlier though.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Who performed at the twenty twenty one Super Bowl halftime
I know you do, but I'm filling time and talking
over me. I feel like because we've got to get
to an answer, and I don't know when you're talking
or not.

Speaker 8 (01:16:23):
The Weekend? Final answer?

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Who performed at the twenty twenty one Super Bowl halftime show?
You said the Weekend? The answer is the Weekend? How
about that?

Speaker 8 (01:16:35):
That was not my question?

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Nope, it was mine. Next one, who was the first
animal in space? Who was the first animal in space? Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
My gosh, well, hmmm, I don't feel like they wouldn't
take a cat in space? Cairballs and dog makes the
most sense. Man's best friend. Let's take him to space

(01:17:10):
with us. They're the most obedient. I'm gonna go with
a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Final answer, who was the first animal in space? You
said dog? And the correct answer is Locky the dog?
But we will accept dogs. Oh, thank god, damn it.
Last one. This one says which ocean is the Indian

(01:17:43):
Ocean connected to? Which ocean is the Indian Ocean connected to?

Speaker 8 (01:17:53):
Mm? The Indian Ocean. Hmmm, this one might get me, uh,
the Indian Ocean connected to I'm want to say the
Pacific final answer, because it's the biggest.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
I don't know which ocean is the Indian Ocean connected to?
You said Pacific Ocean and the correct answer is Atlantic? Oh?
Because not what is said Pacific too? Because it's like
right there, you know, Southeast Asia area, India right here,

(01:18:35):
Indian Ocean. I think you figured you had to go
all the way around to get to you know, you
to go around Italy and euro up to get to
the Atlantic Ocean or whatever. I'm not sure where the
line is where it becomes the Atlantic. Yeah. There you
can visibly see because there is a visible line. I
think the Pacific Ocean when when they meet and that
there's like a visible line because the water's different. It's

(01:18:58):
very interesting. All right. So now Lindsay's got a draw.
Who's going to be next for Taser Time Trivia and
it's going to be you.

Speaker 8 (01:19:08):
Oh, I need that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
I don't want my name. Can you tell you that hat?
I'll take those? Well, I'm getting that strapped on. Make
sure you get your text in for a chance to
win beer a case of fiftieth anniversary Miller Lite could
be yours BMMS and whatever that is to eight two
nine four five and yeah, we're ready, all right, all right, Corbine.

(01:19:36):
Question number one, Name the animated movie that features a
draft name Melman. Name the animated movie that features a
draft named Melman. I mean they're I'm trying to think
of animated movies that have rafts in them, and I

(01:20:02):
can only think of one. I don't think there's a
giraft in Tarzan. There definitely isn't one in Little Mermaid.
That would be awesome. If I think there's girafts in
zooland Zootopia. I think there might be drafts in sing

(01:20:26):
but I think the only answer is Lion King. Final answer,
all right, name the animated movie that features a draft
named Melman. You said the Lion King. The answer Madagascar.
Damn it, that was the one that's played by Ross

(01:20:46):
from Friends David Shwimmer. I always forget that movie because
I've never seen it. That makes sense, It's all right, Yeah,
I like to move it, move it, yeah, that makes it? Okay?
All right, question I only need one, bro, all right?
Question number two? Core mean, what animal is Indiana Jones

(01:21:10):
afraid of in the movies? Snakes? Final answer? Very confident
about that, not really, just that's the thing that popped
in my mind and I'm not gonna waver on it. Uh, snakes.
Final answer. What animal was Indiana Jones afraid of in
the movies? You said snakes? The answer is hippopotamus. No,

(01:21:33):
it is snakes. Indeed, indeed snakes. Yeah. I feel like
there's a scenemiers like I don't like snakes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:21:40):
When he falls into the pit, yeah right, and he's
just surrounded by all those slithering snakes.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Yeah. Even you said hippopotamus. And I was about to
just deuce in my pants. I had to change it
quick because I don't want her to jump in playing
with fire? Yeah, right, last one here, man Corbin. Where
is the majority of your bodies? Sarah Tonin Found? Where

(01:22:08):
is the majority of your bodies? Sarah Tunin Found.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
I don't think it's the penis. It may create it.
I don't know if they're gonna want like a body
organ or like a location. Where is the majority? Like
if I say head and it's the eyes, is that
still correct? Right? But I'm gonna go with brain. Final answer.

(01:22:44):
The question is where is the majority of your body?
Sarah Tonin Found. You said the brain? The answer is
your gut. That's what it says, your gut. Yeah, no,
we have to go with what it's on the paper. Ah,
point to where your gut is, like, where is it?

(01:23:05):
Where do they do they do surgery on your gut?

Speaker 14 (01:23:08):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Sure, I guess they could. Your gut's not an organ
there you have your guts.

Speaker 10 (01:23:16):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
But but what about the gut flora? You know what
the stuff that the yogurt helps out, it's gotta be
it's gotta be legit, something that's gotta be in grazing
when people have gut cancer. Yes, yeah, hey what happened?
I had to have my gut removed. Sound, I don't

(01:23:39):
think guts an or google it up real quick. Where
is the gut located? Is the gut an organ?

Speaker 8 (01:23:44):
And to be fair, I didn't say what organ is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Just said where true said? I'm saying is that's not
a location? I figure's your mind? Like right? Here is it? Well,
it's not an organ, right, where is it?

Speaker 10 (01:24:02):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Your brain is, but your mind is? What's the brain?
Where is the majority of your bodies? Seratonin found of
your bodies? Your gut is made up of several organs.
It's not one organ. When people say gut, they usually
mean that digestive track, especially the stomach and intestines. Ok

(01:24:26):
So your serotonin's in your stomach and intestines all down
and here you go, says.

Speaker 8 (01:24:32):
Here I just typed in the question that he asked,
and it says the majority of the serotonin in the body,
about ninety to ninety five percent, is found in the gut. Specifically,
it's stored in cells lining the gastro intestinal tract, primarily
in the small intestine in colon.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Okay, so it's all in your poop.

Speaker 8 (01:24:50):
Shoot, Only around ten percent is found in the brain.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Huh. So your mood. Your sleep is all controlled by seratonin, right,
and it's all in your poop shoot pretty much. So
if you got an upset indigestion, you know, whatever the
problem may be, that explains why you're not sleeping well

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or you're not thinking well.

Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
If you go to bed hunger, you can't sleep right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Which makes it.

Speaker 9 (01:25:23):
That makes sense though, because you always hear the phrase
I had a gut feeling, right, I feel it down
in my gut, like this is the answer, and we
usually end up getting it wrong anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
But you can literally feel that's where that comes from.
You feel it in your belly, and you know your
lower abdomen area, so stomach and intestines. That makes sense,
That makes sense. We're giving away beer, not to meet
we're giving away beer for freaking a Friday. What's something
you're not looking forward to buying? Bmms and whatever that

(01:25:53):
is to eight two nine four five Take a break
and we'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
The Big Men Morning Show returns Tilsa's Morning Show ninety
seven five KMOD.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. What's something
you're not looking forward to buying? In case the fiftieth
anniversary Middle Life could be yours freakin' a Friday. Answer
that question by sending a text BMMS and whatever that
is to eight two, nine four five. We are in
the third part of Taser Time Trivia, and Gimpy is

(01:26:45):
all strapped up and ready to go. Here's your first question.

Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
All right, Gimpy, what snack is eleven obsessed with? In
Stranger Things?

Speaker 9 (01:26:59):
That's I only watched the first season. I tried watching
the second season of Stranger Things, couldn't get into it.
I watched the hell out of the first one, though.
I mean it was a good it was good, but
it seemed like after the first one it just kind
of fell off. Maybe they grew up, Maybe I just
lost interest.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
I don't know. I remember this is a trick question
because it says snack, right, So when you hear snacks,
I'm thinking likenk chips and cookies, mixed nuts, stuff like that,
trail mix, right, sunflower seeds, pork rinds, beef jerky, stuff

(01:27:36):
that you would take on a road trip with you.
I know for fact that eleven, eleven what's her name?
I almost said seven about eleven was obsessed with eggs,
eggo waffles, right? Is that really a snack. I mean,
I guess it could be pop one in the toaster.
Take it with you, somebody tries to take it. You
say lego, my eggo, so I almost say ego final

(01:28:00):
answer or egos or Eggo waffle, anything that might win
your final answer, all three of them. Trick question here,
but egos?

Speaker 8 (01:28:11):
Okay, what snack is eleven obsessed with? In stranger things?
You said egos final answer, and the correct answer is
ego waffles. Nicely done?

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
All he needed. It was the first season, right, I
don't even know if that's something. Oh yeah, is it
still going? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:28:33):
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Now they're adults pretty much right, because how old were they?
They were like twelve thirteens? Yeah, teenagers, early teenagers? And
how long has that show been on? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:28:47):
That seems about right. So they'd be gambled Oults eighteen
years old?

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Whoa what? So they would have been howled eleven? Well
at twelve thirteen, yeah, threeteens. It's been on eight years? Really,
how the hell are they dragging that out eight years?
There's got to be new characters. There has to be
new characters, okay, okay, so it's not the same ones.

Speaker 8 (01:29:12):
Sean asketon joined the cast for a little while. Okay,
so he was killed off.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Man, Well, he found the treasure and the the Fritidas
were after him, so he had to get moving, right.
And then and then he tried out for the football team. Right,
he's been a business, right, he showed them good old
Sean and and then and then his sister lost her memory. Yeah,

(01:29:39):
and you know he was working out trying to get
all the ladies. Yes, fifty first days. Yeah right, it
took me a second to figure it die out, Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:29:48):
Question number two, Which historical document does Nicholas Cage's character
steal in National Treasurer?

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
Oh, that is a great series of movies. And uh,
well he's all over the place. That's some breaking in
taking apart Lincoln's desk, you know, trying to get the clues,
and he eventually steals the Declaration of Independence. Final answer?

Speaker 8 (01:30:15):
Which historical document does Nicholas Cage's character steal in National Treasurer?
You say the Declaration of Independence? The correct answer eels
the Declaration of Independence. It's a good job, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Gets me every time I'm waiting for that shock, it
will pause. My wife hates that movie. Really, I love
it him. The whole series is fantastic. Well it's the
same movie essentially. Yeah, but it's so good. It's the
same movie just in the UK. Yeah, they did that.
They did that with The Museum too, with Ben Stiller.
Oh yeah, it was in America and then they get

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it in the UK. And I like Rebel Wilson was
in the second.

Speaker 8 (01:30:55):
The guy that plays his little sidekick. I like him too.
I don't know who he is exactly. He's good in
that question. Three, which river is the longest in the
United States?

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Oh, in the United States. I was hoping it was not.
I'm glad that it's not worldwide because I'm like, goddamn,
there's a lot of rivers in this world.

Speaker 8 (01:31:17):
I think we've had that question before.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
I think that's on a T shirt, right. If not,
it needs to be, we're missing out on the T shirt.
But there are bumper stickers or something. The Mississippi, I believe,
is the longest river in the United States. It goes
north to south and then pukes out at the Gulf

(01:31:41):
of America. So like Arkansas River. Not that I mean
it's long, don't get me wrong, but is it the
longest river in the United States. So Colorado River. I'm
just naming rivers that I can think of right now
at this point. The Illinois is a good river, nice floating.
Is it the longest? Probably not so, I think, just

(01:32:03):
by reason of deduction and the fact that it runs
north to south pretty much the entire length, if not
the entire length of the United States. Is the Mississippi River? Final? Answer?

Speaker 8 (01:32:16):
Which river is the longest in the United States? You
say Mississippi definitely the longest title? Okay, correct answer miss
Missouri River, Missouri River.

Speaker 10 (01:32:29):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
So this says the Mississippi River huh is two thousand,
three hundred and forty miles. Huh And the Missouri River,
huh is two thousand, three hundred and forty one miles. Wow.
But now I'm reading something else is the Mississippi River
is the longest river in North America, flowing two thousand,
three hundred and fifty miles. But it does say second, Ah,

(01:32:54):
son of an ass. I knew that was gonna happen,
just waiting. Uh, Okay, okay, I'm honestly never heard of
the Missouri River before I know it exists, I'm never
never heard of it. I'll let you guess what state
it runs through? Uh, Oregon. I think it starts up

(01:33:14):
in Montana, to be honest, that's see, that doesn't make
any sense. I think I do well, because if it
starts in Montana, then it should be the Montana River
just because it flows through Missouri would have stopped and
have vacation. I really liked it in those are you
know we set up shopping. You're like, ah, the weather.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Yeah, it starts at three Forks in Montana. Huh. And
so that it could be the Three Forks River.

Speaker 8 (01:33:43):
Would sound great?

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Yeah, Missouri, and this say is. The Missouri River is
named after the Missouri Indians as Suan language tribe who
lived near the river's confluence with the Osage River. The
name Missouri derives from the tribe's name. Well, that makes sense,
which I'm gonna mutilate here and I apologize no disrespect,
oh missouriate, which is believed to mean people of wooden canoe.

(01:34:08):
French explorers later adapted it to I can't say all that,
Missouri because that's what we do. Uh huh? Is we go? Well,
I'm not gonna learn that. I just call you George
right right. My name is Steven, Please meet you, Steve.
How about your John Smith? Right? That's why there's so
many john Smith's, right, because when their ancestors came there,

(01:34:31):
Like I'm not spelling fabricio, right, all right? We're giving
away beer for frigging a Friday. What's something you're not
looking forward to buying? A case of fiftieth anniversary millerte
could be yours the answer that question BEMMSS and whatever
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away beer when we come back.

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
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Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Good morning. It's the Big Maad Morning Show. Toll free
at eight three three four six oh k m O D.
And we are giving away beer for frigging a Friday,
asking you to text in and answer the question what's
something you're not looking forward to buying? BMMS and whatever
that is? To A two nine four five. Brandon is

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on the line, Hey Brandon, how are you? Hey? Hey,
good Brandon, what's something you're not looking forward to buying?

Speaker 10 (01:35:48):
My daughters.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Because you it's expensive?

Speaker 10 (01:35:58):
No, because I don't want to be going and getting
them any control.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
So you're going to take them to the guano already
have you you you had to be the one that
your your their mother didn't do it, you had to
do it.

Speaker 10 (01:36:14):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
How uncomfortable was.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
That for you?

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:36:20):
It's pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
Were you in the I did not during the Were
you in the room during the exam?

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
That's good. So what was the uncomfortable part? Then? Just
going to the gyo knowing that your little girl is
becoming a woman.

Speaker 10 (01:36:43):
I got another one next week.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
I got Okay, how old are they?

Speaker 10 (01:36:50):
Sixteen?

Speaker 11 (01:36:51):
And the seventeen?

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
Sixteen and almost seventy?

Speaker 14 (01:36:54):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Where is their mother?

Speaker 10 (01:37:00):
Ran?

Speaker 8 (01:37:07):
It's hard on the dogs too, they're feeling your pain.

Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
Okay, can you go ahead and tell them exactly what
he's gonna get now? I book the vacation stay at
a fancy hotel this year that I am not looking
forward to paying for, but seeing my lady naked with
a notion view makes it well worth it. Here's a
case of fiftieth anniversary Miller line back to you call
me online friend, so gip you can get your info
and have a fantastic weekend. Do you think you'll see

(01:37:33):
them both at the same time?

Speaker 10 (01:37:37):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Yes, Oh oh, I'm hoping so oh yeah, I'm hoping so,
or at least you know, part of one. Anyway. I mean,
when you leave the curtains open, I would, I would
at night time. I don't see any reason why not
deering the day Mae, why not?

Speaker 9 (01:38:01):
Maybe I don't know beach goers, you know, bird watchers,
you know, people with binoculars.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
We were at a resort one time, just sitting on
the patio like drinking, watching, you know, the sun, stars
all this, you know, just chilling right, and I was like, hey,
look and you could see some people out on the
patio totally banging right and h My wife was like
do they do? They know? And I'm like, of course
they know, they just don't care. And why she listened.

(01:38:35):
I don't want my wife being naked on vacation, but
if she wanted to, you keep all your clothes on
the entire time. But if she wanted to, I'd be like, okay,
because when am I going to see these people again?

Speaker 9 (01:38:47):
Exactly exactly, that's a very good valid point. I don't
know anybody down there. Yes, they don't know me.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
But here's the deal. I don't want that hotel security dustin.
I mean, they tell you to just don't do it.
They're not gonna unless you're at the Disney resort.

Speaker 8 (01:39:05):
Right exactly, They're gonna be like, you know what, look away,
there's those people are on vacation just like you are.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
Yeah, I'm not encouraging it. I'm just saying that I
had the I used to have the feeling of like,
n huh, and then I realized I don't know any
of these people. That makes sense. Well, then naked on
a balcony, I shall be. Then, when you're on vacation,
you literally can be whoever you want. You can make
up a name, a profession, right, you can. You can

(01:39:34):
do that here too, but like on vacation, you truly can't, right, right,
because nobody knows who you are and you're not from
around there, and the chances you coming back are pretty slim,
even if you you tell people you're an arms dealer. Right,
and then the police come, You're like, I'm just chill,
like I'm on vacation, just trying to you know, be

(01:39:55):
fantasy guy. Right, Yeah, I'm just on vacation having fun.
I didn't know this was gonna turn or if someone
propositions you for arms, I could use one. Yeah, And
you're like great, here's the number, and then try to
avoid them, right, tell me your room number, and before
I leave, I'll make sure you get the number. Yes,
that is three sixty nine. Yes, serving only two floors

(01:40:19):
and fifty rooms each floor. Like you could even say
you're an assassin, all right, because what assassin tells people
their assassins? Right, he's the honest assassin. Hey, even assassins
deserve vacation. I am tired of slaughtering people. I gotta
go kill this guy. I can't wait to be at
the resort next week. Right, here's a question. Do people

(01:40:43):
who are assassins deal with road rage differently because they
are used to killing people? I would imagine maybe that's
when they take their time to be like, just whos
we good? Is not work? No, it is just a job.
It is not who I am. I am not getting

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paid to kill this person, so I'm just going to
let him go. Do they have their friends ask them like, hey,
like with the mechanic, right or the dentist or the
painter right? Yeah? Or or are they're doing more and
more of like uh, yeah, you kill people? Can you
tell me the best? They're asking for advice, right, like

(01:41:29):
you know you have a doctor your friend, You're like, hey,
can you look this?

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Do they go, hey, I got some can you look?
And do I should I kill him? Theoretically, let's say
I got off this guy. How would you do it?
I'm just curious. I want to know, right, or do
people go, hey, will you kill someone for me? Right?
Like people ask us for concert? Hey will you I know?
I mean, there's you just do that right? Slaying around?

Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
Remember that time I helped you move?

Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
Right? Yeah, I let you borrow my truck, cashing in
on that. Now, do assassins say let me know what
you need? Hey, I'm here. If you need me anything,
you let me know.

Speaker 8 (01:42:07):
Probably not, Yeah, I don't think so that's a big need.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
I don't think so. It's just another day at the
office for those guys. When I'm in the airport, I
always go, I wonder who's a killer here? Yeah, because
they say there are more assassins than you know, right, Well,
you wouldn't know if they're good assassins. You wouldn't know
that their assassins. Again, they don't tell. That's not a thing.
Like so if someone goes, oh he's a killer or
he's a he's an enforcer for a card. They don't

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tell you that. They don't come out with their business card.
No John Smith professional assassin anything. Let me know, so
like the I to me the idea that like those
people just walk amongst us, and which who is it?
It's not always the guy who looks like brock Lessener, right,
it's somebody that looks like DJ Walls, usually suspecting one. Usually.

(01:42:55):
I'm not opposed to having people walk around with T
shirts that have their profession on them, though, even if
they are assassins. I think that'd be great.

Speaker 9 (01:43:01):
Oh well ours, we know radio on our T shirt.
You know you got the construction worker or you know
I work for the State Department, I'm an assassin.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Whatever. I think it'd be, Well they would, I think
it would say ops.

Speaker 9 (01:43:15):
Okay, well then you have to dig a little more,
right because ops could be anything. The ops aren't just
strictly assassinating.

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
And would you say the industry or their title, because
plenty of people have titles that that is not their job.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
You know many people I know that are in marketing,
but they actually are in sales right right now. It
has to be their actual job, not not their title.

Speaker 9 (01:43:33):
Sign holder right, because people give themselves titles all the time,
you know, and it may not be legit.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
So I'll want to know what industry you're in, who
provides the shirt, Your employer or do you. I'm going
to go out on a limb and say the employer
should be like, all right, I wanted to be at coffee.
I don't know what you're talking about. Welcome aboard, welcome
to Walmart. All right, we're happy to have you pull
groceries for us. Here's your schmock and here's your outside

(01:44:03):
of business hours identifier identifier. Yeah, you have to wear
this all the time. We don't even get ones that
identify us for working here.

Speaker 8 (01:44:24):
Celtics guard Drew Holliday has won the NBA's Sportsmanship Award.
This is the second time Holiday has won the award.
He is the fifth player in league history to win
that trophy in multiple years. Cavaliers center Jared Allen, Mavericks
guard Kyrie Irving, thunder guard Shay Gilgis Alexander and Lakers
forward Dorian Finney Smith made up the remainder of the

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top five. The Bills are adding another weapon to Josh
Allen's arsenal. ESPN reports the team signed Elijah Moore to
a one year deal worth up to five million dollars
on Wednesday. The receiver caught a career high sixty one
passes for nearly five hundred and fifty yards to go
with the touchdown for the Browns last season. Cleveland will
get a compensatory draft pick after using the free agent

(01:45:07):
tender on More earlier this week, and Matt Ruhle and
the corn Huskers are adding a high profile prospect to
their twenty twenty seven recruiting class. Trey Taylor has announced
his commitment to Nebraska, giving his a verbal pledge roughly
twenty months before he is eligible to formally sign. The
signal caller becomes the program's first commit in the twenty

(01:45:28):
twenty seven cycle. The Illinois native chose the Huskers over
other programs such as Illinois LSU and Texas A and M.
And legendary University of Alabama football coach Nick Saban will
join President Trump at this week's UA graduation ceremony. Trump
will deliver the commencement speech today next Thursday, and Saban

(01:45:51):
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Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
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Speaker 2 (01:47:16):
All right, let's go ahead and do willy nilly anything
you want to talk about, bring up something new, go
back to something. It's your chance to own the show.
People are texting in. I thought this is pretty interesting
when we were talking about the assassins, y'all talk about
professionals are mafia hit men. I think a mafia hit
man would like to have a word with you. What

(01:47:36):
do you mean by I'm sure he thinks he's a professional. Yeah,
I don't think it would make him not a professional
because he works for the mafia. Right, Essentially, technically he
is an assassin. He is a person that is hired
to go exterminates another being. Yeah, it's vigilanteism. Yeah, so
I think it falls into the line of professional I

(01:47:57):
would love to hear a debate between two assassins. Well,
you're just a mafia hitman. I don't know what that means.
You're just a mafia hitman. Profession wouldn't that depends on
how long you've been a killer, Like you have amateur
and professional, right, you have amateur wrestling, professional wrestling. Well,
when you get too long, you've been doing it. You

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you get paid. Amateur is that you don't get paid, right, right,
Professional you get you get paid. That's really the difference, right.
And I think if you do it amateur or professional,
you do it one time, you're that. We've had that
conversation through that. So if you kill one person, whether
you get paid or not, whether it's for the mafia
or not, or whether it's for whatever you know, organized

(01:48:38):
crime situation or government entity. Uh, then I think that
you are a professional killer.

Speaker 8 (01:48:46):
Okay, so you have to get paid though to be
considered the professional.

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
No, I didn't say any of that. Whether you are
amateur or professional, you do it one time, you are that, right.
But if you if somebody robs somebody outside of a
trip and shoots them dead, they're not an assassin, are they?

Speaker 10 (01:49:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
But that's not their job. That is that there's a
crime that happens there. Are you perceived a thing rather
than someone sent you to do it for them. If
you get robbed and then you send someone to do it,
that person that does it is the assass an assassin.

Speaker 8 (01:49:18):
But when we were talking about the wrestling, an amateur
and professional wrestler, the professional gets.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
Paid any any sport amateur doesn't get paid. Professional does.

Speaker 8 (01:49:29):
So does a mafia hit man get paid though I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
Sure they do kind of yeah. I don't know if
they disclose their salaries, but I think there is a
you're on the payroll and you have a slew of responsibilities. Yeah,
And I don't think they go, we're interviewing for a
hit man, tell me your qualifications. It's like, hey, I
need you to take care of something for me, and
then you just start doing that.

Speaker 8 (01:49:53):
I kind of feel like I get where they're coming from,
because like a hit man hit man, that is their profect,
that is that's what they do. But a mafia hitman
is like they just do odd jobs, like they do
whatever they're told to do, you know what I'm saying,
Like that they're not specifically a hit man.

Speaker 2 (01:50:08):
I think in this climate, anybody's doing multiple jobs. It
so true, But I doubt a hit man. Maybe they
would listen to him if they're like, hey, I need
you to go take you know, get this guy to
pay me, and if he doesn't kill him, he's now
doing multiple He's like, nope, nope, I only kill right right.
I don't think it works that way. I'm a debt collector,

(01:50:29):
slash killer. Yeah. Yeah. The assassin has many terms, right,
A fixer, right, an enforcer, the repo, many things like that, right,
So I think they would do multiple things. Kimbi, we
gotta know. Did you ever have sex with the party

(01:50:49):
clown while she was still in her outfit? No? I
did not. I am not opposed to the idea. It
just never happened. As a matter of fact, probably a
kink of mine. Make it happened, lady. If you could
live in any time period but bring one modern item
with you, which time period would you choose? And what

(01:51:11):
item would it be? If you could live in any
time period but bring one modern item with you, which
time period would you choose and what item would it be?

Speaker 8 (01:51:26):
I don't know. My husband always says that I remind
him of like a wife of the fifties, because he'll
come home and I'm having a little cocktail and I
can drink and entertain and not get wasted, but just
be entertaining. And I did like the hairstyles and the

(01:51:47):
outfits the fifties, but I would have to have my
modern hair, curling irons, things of that nature, my hair straight.

Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
You will go back to the fifties.

Speaker 8 (01:52:03):
Yes, okay, and take my hair products with.

Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
Me, Thank GIMPI. I think it would be interesting to
go back to the Civil War times and take fully
automatic weapons. Why everybody else is loading up their muskets.
That's awesome, I've got it. Yeah, and I'm sixteen or

(01:52:28):
you know whatever. I would go back to the moon
landing and take high definition cameras. That's good. My first
thought was air conditioning and go to a time. But
you would have to explain. I don't know. You gotta
be careful because you could freak some people out. You

(01:52:48):
might also get a lot of freeloaders too, right, they're like,
oh glad, that's never changed. This place is amazing. It's
so cold in here. You get it's one hundred and
fifteen outsay. The next thing you know, you got the
whole sitting in your living room. Charging them what you're
gonna charge them? Beans? Whatever the Kamman is. Sugar, all right,

(01:53:09):
I'll take your cinnamon. I would take half an ounce
of turmeric. Whatever the current monetary exchanges. Oh so people,
willy nilly, anything you want to talk about, bring up
something new, go back to something. Would you rather have
a personal chef, a personal maid, or a personal chauffeur,

(01:53:33):
which one.

Speaker 8 (01:53:36):
Man, that's a good question. I think I'm gonna take
the personal chef though, because I don't mind cleaning and
I don't mind driving, and I feel like I'm not
going to have to be a chauffeur for very long.
And but the cooking personal chef would be awesome. Having

(01:54:01):
I have to come up with something different every single
night for this family, that's tough. So yeah, a personal
chef would be awesome. I would love that.

Speaker 2 (01:54:14):
I mean, it's you gotta remember two, it's bedazzled. Just
because you get that person doesn't mean they're good, right,
That's just what they're doing for No.

Speaker 8 (01:54:23):
I mean, i'd still take.

Speaker 2 (01:54:25):
It, GIMPI. I think I would go with the personal maid.
I don't mind cooking. I like cooking. Every day.

Speaker 9 (01:54:35):
Around five o'clock, I started making dinner, bore myself a drink,
music get cranked.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
That music gets cranked up, and I.

Speaker 9 (01:54:42):
Know old Greg next door hates it, but he'd be I, uh,
and that's just like my time, right, hang out with
the animals, do the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
I'm not riding, bitch on my own motorcycle. So there
goes that personal show per part, right, like the right right,
That makes sense. So I think I clean my house,
I would much rather have somebody else do it for me,
so I have time to do other things. So I'm

(01:55:11):
going with the personal maid. I mean, I'm picking chauffeur.
Never have to worry about who's gonna take me home
if I drink. I mean, that's a big factor, and
a lot of drinking out in public for me. So
I don't have to be concerned with that, deal with weather,
any of those things. I can do whatever I want

(01:55:32):
during that time in the back seat. Right from Once
in my Life. By the way, this is a great
Somebody sent me this email and they said there are
some very funny movies that involve Alan Sassin's are in
their personal life. The Big Hit with Mark Wahlberg. He's

(01:55:53):
a great killer, but very abusive wife and kid from
Blockbuster keeps threatening him over overdue movie. He has chronic
ulcers from his home anxiety gross point blank with John Cusack. Yeah,
that's a good That is a good movie. He's an
assassin goes back to his hometown for a high school reunion. Yeah,

(01:56:14):
but I didn't realize how deep the bench was. On
assassin movies. Yeah, uh, Point of No Return with Him,
Nikita Leon, The Professional, The hit Man, The Mechanic, The Matador, Survivor,
The Gunman, Shooter, pulp fiction, pulp fiction, even right, The Package,

(01:56:38):
Naked Gun, The Terminator, Mister and Missus Smith, The Born Identity,
This is a deep The Accountant, which is a fantastic
movie that flies under the radar. With Ben Aflack, they're
making a sequel, Actually Kill Bill, Jack Reacher, The Jack

(01:57:01):
Vandage points a great movie, Phone boosts a great movie equalizer.
Come on now, Red Eye, Yes, Road to Patrician. Patrician. Uh, yeah,
there's this is Ccario Ccario. That's a great movie. The dude,

(01:57:24):
I didn't realize how deep this bench was of assassin movies.
If you could only eat foods that start with one
letter for the rest of your life, which letter would
you pick? Hm?

Speaker 8 (01:57:36):
Hm U p pasta, pizza, parmesan cheese. Watch all right,
I mean I could do that. Ah, probably not the

(01:57:59):
best letter to pick, but I could probably live off
pasta for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:58:03):
Okai, I too was gonna say pee because you've got pork, right,
which covers a lot of foods. They're in the with
the pork animal. And of course, you know, Pasta, I'm
not a big fan, but hey, he's part of it.
You got to deal with it, you know, uh, PASTRAMI,
you know, I think he is actually a really good
letter to choose from. I'm picking the letter c Okay, chicken, cheese, cherizo, canalope,

(01:58:34):
canned beans, Nope, nope, that one.

Speaker 14 (01:58:38):
I'm for you, cashews, carrots, coffee cake, cookies, chuck roast.

Speaker 2 (01:58:52):
It's seas. I've actually had this conversation more than once
in the past month, and sea feels like a really
good safe It's a deep, deep, deep deep binch. Yeah,
I'm more so than z where you good? Or even pea?
You're eating zucchini for the rest of your life? And zebra?
Al have you ever eaten a zebra?

Speaker 6 (01:59:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
Would you rather be able to smell colors or taste sounds?
H are you?

Speaker 10 (01:59:24):
I know?

Speaker 2 (01:59:24):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:59:25):
Who was high? Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:59:27):
It's nine o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 8 (01:59:29):
I feel like there are scratch and sniff stickers, so
we kind of already do smell colors.

Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
I would argue you already do smell colors even without scratching, sniff, Yeah,
you do. If I say orange, you have a smell, right,
I say blueberries or blue you have a smell?

Speaker 8 (01:59:47):
Yeah, gray grass or yeah yeah, So we'll taste.

Speaker 2 (01:59:52):
Sounds, GIMPI I want to go with smelling colors, right,
because tasting sound. Think about that. You're going through construction zone, right,
and you hear the jackhammering gott, you're gonna taste metal
and dirt, right, or or if you are, I don't know.

(02:00:14):
If you're going rolling by the ocean and you hear
the waves, you're gonna taste the salt and the fish
and whatnots like that, So I think smelling colors is
a little better. I think tasting sounds makes a good
choice because you can see many different colors. Let's say
brown has a very whatever you just thought of smell.
You see brown a lot. Yeah, But what if the

(02:00:37):
sound for that is something else? You may you could
go with not hearing the sound very often, right. So
to me, picking smelling or tasting sounds makes more sense
because there's a chance you could get away without hearing
that sound.

Speaker 8 (02:00:56):
And I'm going death anyway, so nothing really matter.

Speaker 2 (02:01:01):
Would you rather lick the bottom of a shoe after
walking in a cow pasture or eat a stink bug.

Speaker 8 (02:01:10):
Wow, I'll eat a stink bug, assuming they're not poisonous.
I'll eat a stink bug.

Speaker 2 (02:01:24):
Gimpy, good lord. I don't know what's in a stink
bug besides stink and bug. I don't know if it's
toxic or not. You know, I feel like I know
what's in the cow pasture. And here's the fun thing.

(02:01:46):
You're just walking in a cow pasture. It doesn't necessarily
mean you're stepping in the manure. Okay, So at this point,
you're just walking through grass. I think I could handle
that a lot better than I could stakin bug, because
you know, sometimes when you smell something, you can taste
it or vice versa. And I'm out on that. So

(02:02:10):
I'm just gonna lick the shoe that's been walking through grass.
I mean, this says stink bugs taste bitter and spicy.
Some say they taste like iodine or herbs, which feels
like two different into the spectrum. But I think I
think I'm gonna go with eat the stink bug. Okay.

(02:02:30):
I don't know what the chances of getting equal ie
would be from eating a stink bug, rather than definitely
high probability from licking a shoe after walking through a
cow pasture. I guess as a guy that's eaten live
bugs before, Yeah, it's not pleasant. I do believe you,

(02:02:51):
and I definitely would probably feel that way. Culturally, around
the world, more people eat bugs than lick shoes after
walking through cow pastures. Again, though, it's just grass and
whatever people have stepped in, Like, I don't know what's
coming to mind here cow dung. Well, if you don't
step in the dung, then you ain't got nothing to

(02:03:12):
worry about. If all right, yeah Corbyn, walk through the
cow pasture and then when you get back somebody's licking it.
You're gonna tiptoe around things? Or am I doing it blindly?
I can't see and I just walk where I walk.
If you want to be a giant dig and be
like somebody else is licking this shoe, then yeah. Sure.

(02:03:35):
The scariest thing that happened to one of your kids,
what's the scariest thing that's ever happened to one of
your kids? The listener said, our boy got clipped by
a car while walking back to his dorm on Tuesday.
He'll be okay, yikes, man, is scary and we know
who his kid is, so it lands a little different
because we know who his kid is. Uh, lindsay, what's

(02:03:58):
the scariest thing that's happened into one of your kids?

Speaker 8 (02:04:04):
One winter in Indiana, we were sledding and Leo was
going downhill on his sled and there was a boy
walking up the same hill and he was walking with
a snowboard. And the way this kid was holding it,
he was holding it across his body instead of to

(02:04:28):
the side of his body, so it was out front.
And Leo hit his snowboard the edge and it cut
him in his eyelid, and if it would have been
just maybe half a centimeter down, it would have cut
his eyeball. And so he has about a good inch

(02:04:50):
and a half scar on his eyelid. I mean it
sliced it right open.

Speaker 2 (02:04:55):
Which kid is this?

Speaker 8 (02:04:56):
Leo? And he screamed of his blood trailing up the
the snow, and we ran down to grab him and
took him in and he got it stitched up.

Speaker 2 (02:05:08):
And six I think, Jimpie, I'm gonna have to say
it was a time where my kids were living with
their mom and there was a fight that broke out
betwixt her and her old man and cinder block gets

(02:05:30):
thrown through a window and it consed a big ordeal.
And they were still, i don't want to say pretty young.
They were in their teenage years at that time. Still traumatics,
still traumatic nonetheless. Yeah. Yeah, mine would be when my
oldest was six months and had to go to the
hospital because we couldn't keep her. Let me phrase that.
We went to the doctor because she wouldn't wake up,

(02:05:53):
and they were like, oh, come in at three. And
we went to the doctor and they were like, uh,
you should probably leave and just go to the hospital
at the er at Saint Francis, and we got to
the emergency room. If you know anything how the emergency
room works, you show up and then they basically prioritize
you based on what they're seeing. And so we show

(02:06:16):
up and we're like, we were told the doctor tolds
to bring our kid.

Speaker 8 (02:06:18):
Here.

Speaker 2 (02:06:20):
She they go, can we see her? She's in a
baby carrier and we pick it up and put her
on there and she buzzes and she's like you're going
in right now. Wow. I don't know what she saw,
but we go in. They take care out of the
baby carrier, they put her down and the room starts
filling with doctors and nurses and medical practitioners, and it's
not a big room. It's like more of a closet

(02:06:43):
and we're having to press up against the wall because
there's so many people in there trying to work on
our six month old child. And over I'll fast forward
through some details, and it was like house. Like a
team of doctors came in to talk to us, and
they told us the statistics that went along with bacterial

(02:07:06):
meningitis with sepsis, and one of the stats was statistically
her living or coming out of this with all of
her limbs is not high and that was pretty terrifying.
I don't think I've ever showed this so terrifying. In fact,

(02:07:26):
I broke out in dramatic hives all over my body
while I was in the hospital. Wow. Just stress, Yeah, probably,
And you know you were sleeping in chairs and eating
vending machine food and rotating doing rotation. Yeah, that was

(02:07:47):
definitely the most scarious. Yeah. Anyway, we're giving away beer
for freaking a Friday. What's something you're not looking forward
to buying case of fiftieth anniversary Miller? Like could be
yours BM mass in whatever that is what's something you're
not looking forward to buying? Take a break and we'll
be back.

Speaker 3 (02:08:05):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's Morning Show. Ninety km o D.

Speaker 2 (02:08:28):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Toll free
eight three, three four six oh kmo D. That's the
phone number. Can also taxt bmmass and then what you
want to say to eight two, nine four or five.
That's actually how we've been giving away beer all morning
for Friday and Friday. What's something you're not looking forward
to buying? Let's go to the phones as we have

(02:08:51):
somebody waiting and it looks like Lee is waiting. Hi, Lee,
how are you doing?

Speaker 10 (02:08:58):
Amazing?

Speaker 2 (02:08:59):
It's great Lee. What's something you're not looking forward to buying?

Speaker 10 (02:09:04):
All right? So I have a beautiful thirteen year old
daughter and uh, I just really don't feel comfortable. Today's
day and age it's going to be prom time for her,
and that's just something I'm not looking forward to at all.

Speaker 2 (02:09:22):
Buying her prom.

Speaker 10 (02:09:25):
Dress?

Speaker 2 (02:09:25):
Oh yeah, press? What is has she pointed in me?

Speaker 10 (02:09:31):
And I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (02:09:33):
Has she bought one? Like pointed one?

Speaker 7 (02:09:34):
How?

Speaker 2 (02:09:34):
Wait? How old is she She's only.

Speaker 10 (02:09:38):
She's getting way to be fourteen. That you know, people
be people, Guys be guys, and we all know what happens.
Yet prom not for all of us.

Speaker 8 (02:09:47):
So she may she may not.

Speaker 2 (02:09:50):
But but you have come to the conclusion she is
going to have sex.

Speaker 10 (02:09:55):
Right That is a rumor that I've been putting away.
But if I want grandchildren, yes, I assume it would
have to happen.

Speaker 2 (02:10:04):
Nothing like making yourself suffer.

Speaker 10 (02:10:07):
Right, exactly, exactly, right, exactly has.

Speaker 2 (02:10:12):
She pointed out any dry I don't even know how
much a prom dress costs right now, not.

Speaker 10 (02:10:17):
A single clue. I got probably a year before I
have to deal with it. But you know, I'm gonna
go ahead and start with that three and sixty five
days of anxiety right now.

Speaker 2 (02:10:28):
What if she dates someone older, like a senior.

Speaker 10 (02:10:40):
I mean I don't think possible. Obviously, most things impossible anything,
But that's not a road that I don't want to
think about going down.

Speaker 2 (02:10:51):
Or she meets someone that's getting ready to leave for
their college and they turn eighteen over the summer.

Speaker 10 (02:11:00):
Now you're just being mean and she loves it. Yeah, Oh,
I got nothing, I got nothing here.

Speaker 8 (02:11:12):
You go lead the average prom dress on the high
end is seven hundred dollars. That's not happening, right, an
average between two fifty to three point fifty. Wow, did
you just wreck your car?

Speaker 10 (02:11:34):
No, I I got the dump truck and I'm getting
rid of the bigger concrete chucks.

Speaker 2 (02:11:40):
At the moment, that was what that god. I was like,
there's no way sevens two times in my career.

Speaker 10 (02:11:48):
Exactly exactly. I've got probably twelve fifteen dump truck drivers
out here looking at me like, is that really leave
you over there on the phone.

Speaker 2 (02:11:56):
Yeah, dude, all right, buddy, well listen, Gimpy, go ahead
and tell him exactly what he's gonna to get. Len
just made a major purchase. That sounds great, But there's
a reason they say you'll be out another thousand. Okay,
it's the anniversarymailer, like back to you guys. So I
never thought I'd say, let's let you get back to
unloading concrete and Lee hang on line so again Pee
can get your info.

Speaker 13 (02:12:16):
Okay, absolutely, yeah with concrete.

Speaker 2 (02:12:21):
Yeah. I just kind of have this theory when it
comes to the prom dress is I want her to
have what she them when it's their turn. Have what
you want, right, But you're not gonna buy a more
expensive dress than the dresses your mother buys for herself.
Makes sense, but it's a very special occasion. I know
that feels like that right now. But what if, and

(02:12:46):
it's probably gonna happen your wife overrides you. I'm okay
with that. Again, She's like, I've talked about this how
many times on the air. There is one thing I
am for sure not giving up any ground. Right do
we all remember what that is? A dog? So if
I pick a bunch of things to dig in on,

(02:13:09):
I now lose all ground. So basically, what I'm hearing
you say is you can have whatever you want as
long as it ain't a dog. I think there are
many things in my family dynamic that I bring up
once and let it be, let my feelings be known,
and then I get out of the way, and then
there are a very small amount of things that I'm like, Nope, okay.

(02:13:30):
So let's we know that you're not gonna get a dog,
and we know that you can pretty much have anything
you want as long as it's not a dog. Right,
So let's say one of the girls wants a brand
new Corvette as her first car. Oh, I'm not buying
them cars. Okay, they gotta buy their own. We'll come
to an agreement. Okay, But I'm not buying you. If

(02:13:52):
i'm buying you a car, I'm picking the car, okay, Okay.
So will I buy you a Chevy Citation No, a
VW Rabbit No. But I'm also not buying you a Corvette.
I'm just trying to gauge where we're at here.

Speaker 10 (02:14:11):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:14:12):
It's like, I really want a Corvette for my first car,
but then you should get a better job, right, But
I'm going to give that up. If we can have
a dog, I'll help them out and with things. But
as far as I'm paying seven hundred dollars for that's wild.
My wife's wedding dress didn't cost that much. So you
need a pretty good argument on why you think you

(02:14:34):
should get to spend more than what mom spent on
her wedding dress. Yes, this is an important event in
your life, it's not important than the marriage to me, right, So,
and I understand time and inflation all those things. Definitely
take that into account, But seven hundred dollars, we're not

(02:14:56):
even to the shoes, right. What if I know and
hair right and makeup and nails and some weird thing
you got to put in your Let's say your wife's
dress costs five hundred dollars and the dress your daughter
wants is four to seventy five. Are you in? I again,

(02:15:19):
it's not going to cost more. My wife doesn't spend
very much on work close, So I think it'll be
one of those things where my wife and now agree
on a budget and then like, this is how much
you have to spend. Go make the best of it. Yeah.
I look at it as like a teachable moment. This
is how much you have to spend. Figure it out
or throwing it out there. Here's a burlap sack, have

(02:15:44):
a nice time. I already you already know how I
think proms and antiquated thought process. Anyway, I think it's silly.

Speaker 8 (02:15:51):
Didn't you have to spend that much on cheerleading uniforms?

Speaker 2 (02:15:55):
Yeah? Cruche Yeah that's true. Well, I mean it's a
good point.

Speaker 8 (02:15:59):
Yeah, but it was a half four four to two right, right, right?

Speaker 2 (02:16:03):
And that but that was a half to right which
I have to buy again this year because guess what.

Speaker 8 (02:16:08):
Oh they want to do it again.

Speaker 2 (02:16:10):
Well, they don't fit, can't take them. I have to
buy them this weekend for the fall. That makes no sense.

Speaker 8 (02:16:19):
No, it doesn't. We know what you're worst of is.

Speaker 2 (02:16:24):
Me You should have used that for a year. What
are you not looking forward to pay? You know? What
are you not looking forward to buying that? I just
I know it's gonna happen. So it's it's not as
much as breaks for cars. So I'm all in on like,
have your experiences, But that doesn't mean we have to

(02:16:44):
go all in. And they can't just use the same
uniforms they used last Sure, yeah, a little snug, be fat,
there's snug, and then there's don't fit. And these are
don't fit. I can see your mid drift. Yeah, but
the idea of spending that much money on a dress
for one night is dramatically different than wearing an outfit

(02:17:06):
for thirteen games. Yea, does your wife still have her
prom dress?

Speaker 4 (02:17:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:17:11):
No, I'll ask her, But no, my thought there was.
And I've seen other people that you know put it
on the Facebook, you know, and they're wearing their mom's
prom dress when they went to So I'm like, that
saves you some money. My mom recently went through some
stuff and opened a box and her prom dress was
in there.

Speaker 8 (02:17:30):
Oh wow, there we go.

Speaker 2 (02:17:31):
She could wear that one, I mean, okay, except she's
moved it for sixty years. Why because you never know
when you're going to be I feel like you do, know,
I feel like you do. You don't know that. Listen,

(02:17:52):
ma could be in a senior center, right, and then
they have prom night and then your mom's like, ah,
I've already got the dress. I don't have to go
buy one. I have my prom dress left over.

Speaker 8 (02:18:06):
Right, And you never know when the style is gonna
come back exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:18:09):
It happens all the time. I mean, belve atoms are
coming back. They mad Jinkos are on their way back.
You know who's to say that this is what wouldn't
work out? I will also say this, if you think
this is the first time I've ever set myself up
to eat my words on this show, you're living in
a cave and not paying attention. We got to take

(02:18:30):
a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 7 (02:18:33):
The Telsa's Morning Show continues next ex The Big Bad
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Speaker 2 (02:18:58):
Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show. Toll three
eight three three four six oh kmo d don't forget
that's the number you're gonna use. By the way, when
you hear Tom Petties, you don't know how it feels
at eleven thirty to get qualified with mel for see
them all. Twenty twenty five. Time to find out what

(02:19:21):
everybody learned? Will start with lindsay, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 8 (02:19:26):
I learned that good old Klahoma boys are confusing as hell.
And I learned that May is Mental health Awareness month.
You hear that Tyler May is Mental health Awareness month.

Speaker 2 (02:19:37):
Gimpy, what you learned today?

Speaker 9 (02:19:39):
I learned from Mother's Day get her a washboard so
you can put her to work and she can start
a hillbilly jug band all at the same time. And
I also learn Corbin is about to pay one thousand
dollars for BG great job.

Speaker 2 (02:19:53):
Uh. I learned that h Gimpy has honked the bobos?
Where's the new flash there? And I also learned I
don't know why I didn't pick p. It's Corbin saying,
make sure that dishwasher is loaded?

Speaker 11 (02:20:10):
Right?

Speaker 8 (02:20:10):
It's lindsay, stop tracking nice cycle, thank.

Speaker 11 (02:20:13):
You, thank you.

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