BMMS 5-8-25

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pretending to enjoy after thirty The top things you stopped
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We'll get to that coming up in a little bit.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
We learned yesterday there was some breaking news that in
the music world, and it has to do with Three
Doors Down. I don't know if you guys saw this,
but the lead singer of Three Doors Down said that
they had to cancel their tour and he went on

(04:25):
to talk about it online and he uh, have to cancel.
He doesn't look good, but he's got cancer stage four.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah. I think he looks pretty good for having stage
four cancer. And maybe that's because a lot of the
people that I've seen going through stage four cancer are
going through treatments and the treatments are wearing them down
and makes them look like the crip keeper. But the
guy look all right.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I think his speech was off, okay, I think for
someone who just found like he thought he was fine.
I mean, he said he wasn't feeling well, went to
the hot and then boom, finds out he's got kidney cancer.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
That is metastasized to his lungs. That's not good.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Usually when it metastasize and they haven't discovered it and
it thinks it pretty hard.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
End of the road.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I don't want to say into the road. Every cancer
thing is uniquely different.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
True. You typically when you think or hear of stage
four cancer, there's no amount of treatment that's going to
stop it, kill it, prevent it from continuing.

Speaker 7 (05:38):
Yeah, it's like you hear cancer, it's like, oh gosh,
slap in the face, and then you hear stage four
and you're like, double whammy.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Right right, Like stage one, stage two, you're like, oh,
there's still kind of hope, you know, stage three, maybe
stage four you're pretty much done, you know, let's go
ahead and wrap things up cold life. Yeah. I look
at it like cancer is such.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
A big term. It's like the word paper. Paper's many
different things. Cancer is the same thing. It can mean
many different things. It isn't getting cancer. Isn't a death sentence.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Sidebar. You already have a death sentence. Yeah, yeah, every
last one of us, whether we that's right.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Uh, this says the According to this, the five year
survival rate of stage four clear cell renal cell carcinoma
is about ten percent. If metastasizes are limited and respond
well to treatment, some people do live longer.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Okay, so there's only a ten percent chance of this
guy is gonna make it through with his stage four
metastasized kidney cancer or maybe longer. Okay, yeah, it's tough, man,
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Hearing that news took me back to when I was
sitting at my desk and my mom called and my
dad called to tell me that the doctor confirmed it
was cancer and what it was, and me as I'm
talking on the phone with them looking it.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Up, right, which is probably the worst thing that you
could do.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I think the worst thing you can do is be like, okay, right, right, right, Well,
I think getting knowledge to understand what we're talking because
sometimes you hear medical stuff and some people are different
and hear like, oh god, I have a stub toe.
Oh the humanity, you know what I mean. I'm not
saying that's what happened here. I'm just saying that, like,
I need context to develop my own opinion, right right,

(07:46):
And so I for me that I don't think it's bad.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
I need to know what I'm dealing with. I get that.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Do I need to go, okay, talk to you tomorrow,
or do I need to go Hey, should I come home?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Right? I'm booking a flight right now. The only reason
I say this because like this, it seems like when
it comes to cancer, the Internet just fills it automatically
with the worst of the worst of the worst. Sure
you know what I mean. So that's why I say
it's like the worst thing you could do, because it
it's not gonna put your mind at ease. It may
actually make it worse. But I get where you're coming from.
You want to do some research, you want to see
what you're what you're going to have to deal with,

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you know, and and you, you know, are probably an
anomaly in this. Well, I'm sure there's others that are
like that, that can push through and see past all
the horrible that the Internet has to offer and then
just dig straight into this is what I need to know.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I've always been in chaos. I've always been like, Okay,
what's what's the next thing? Right, rather than sit here
and be like ah, And some people do need to
process it that way. But I thought his speech was off.
I thought his the way he now, Granted he's talking
about a pretty serious thing and and all that, you
can't read too much into it.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Right right. I I didn't really think of his speech
being off as like cancer related. I thought of it
more of as well. I just found out I've got
stage four kidney cancer. I need a drink, and I
need several strong ones to deal with this and cope.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
And you want to say that might be, that might
be the worst thing you can do, right.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
But also right honestly, if if, if, if I find
out I've got stage four cancer of any kind, that's
probably what I'm going to do is crack a bottle
and sit down and have a few drinks and figure out, Okay,
what's next? What what am I going to do next?
You know? Am I going to continue working through this

(09:43):
like Steve Scott did? Am I going to take off?
Am I going to leave my job? So I can,
you know, do a whole Tim McGrath thing now and
get all yeah, you know, live like you were dying
that song all the song Okay, is he dying? No,
he's not dying, but we were dying. I want to
do some things that I've really wanted to do before

(10:05):
I die, you know, So it's for me.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
People say that, very few do it, because the reality
is is when you are dying, when you find out
like this, there's not a lot of energy, there's not
a lot of resources flying sometimes is not possible right
right now, Traveling sometimes in a car for long periods
of time is not possible. I remember my dad, it

(10:29):
was it was near the end, granted, but when I
had my practice marriage and he came in for the wedding,
he looked horrible, right and he did was He told
me it was all he could do to get there.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Did he go through treatments? Yes, and no.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Did he go through chemo?

Speaker 5 (10:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay, because they did the surgery and they were like,
we can't get it right, and then they did some treatments,
but they were like, I mean, he was so far along.
That's the nasty thing about pancreatic cancer is that when
it's usually discovered way too.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Late, right right, I am? I am probably wrong. It's
just my opinion. So if you don't like it, suck it.
It is what it is. But I feel the treatments
make things worse. I feel the treatments and I've heard
the success stories that people And here's the fun thing
about that, at least from what I've seen into my experiences.

(11:34):
People go through the treatments and they're like, I'm cancer free,
and everybody's congratulations, and then that's sun of a bitch
comes right on back, right on back. So for me,
treatments is not an option. If this ever happens to me,
treatment is not an option. I'm riding this donkey out
until it's done. So that's why I ask, you know,
did he do the treatments? Did he go through any

(11:55):
kind of treatment? And maybe that's what drained his energy,
That's what made things much worse than what they were.
I mean, cancer sucks as it is anyway.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
I think that's a fair assessment, but all of it, right,
the cancer also, yeah, right, yeah, that's the And as
far as the treatment goes, it does. Do those things
you're talking about. I come from the mindset if you
do the most you can and the best you can.
And if the most you can do is, you know,
go see the doctor in Guatemala, right, then do that right.

(12:26):
If you have the resources to do it, If you
have the resources to do a fecal transplant, do it right, right,
Do whatever makes you happy, Do the most you can
and the best you can, if that's what you want
from life, if you want to try. I had a
friend who was she had a brain tumor and she
was not doing well and they were like, it's all

(12:49):
we can do. And which they're trying to get away
from this narrative is that you fight cancer because that
implies that victory is in control. You're in control of victory, right,
and that's just the way it works. And so she
felt like when they told her there's nothing else she
could do, she started researching and found that you can
do this like I may miss be misremembering this, but

(13:11):
like a urine like in treatment thing and and I
remember hearing it going what are.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
We doing right? Stuff like that That like makes me
wonder is there any kind of scientific proof that that
sort of thing works or is that you know, people
praying on you know, cancer patients. You know, you pay
me five thousand dollars, we'll do a fecal transparent plant,

(13:39):
you know, and and you you probably would be better,
you may survive. Is that just praying on people or
is there any scientific proof behind it?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Well, I'm gonna give an answer that's going to contradict
what you just said about chemo. It works, right, not
at the success rate of one hundred, but it does.
So you just knowing there's a thing that you can
do to potentially cure it not cure it, but get
rid of it for a while.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
You shut it down.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
So I'm just saying that even if there is one,
it doesn't matter, because you do what you think you
need to do in the moment. And whether it's a
urine fecal how about that bingbong. You're gonna do whatever
you can because death is scary.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Right, right, and you're doing whatever you can to to
prolong it, to live just a little bit longer.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yes, Steve Jobs here's considered to be a brilliant mind
and innovator, right, and even then he near he was
like he had and all the money in the world,
by the way, and he went, well, he traveled to
some country and did some crazy thing. What's the name
Man in the Moon, right, the movie starring Jim Carrey,
Andy Kaufman.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
He did the same thing, or.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Of like traveling to some it's a poignant part of
the movie where he realizes the jokes on him.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Right, So I think that people do you do.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
What you when you're near the end, and like the
reapers there in the room, you go, I'll do anything.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
But when the jig is up, the jig is up.
There's nothing you could do about it.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
But that's the part I've never understood about life. Not
to get all philosophical on you, but like, it's coming, yeah,
undefeated by you the wig, it's near. You're going to die,
and yet we walk around and do things like jump
out of airplanes in a squirrel suit. So some of
us will tempt it and.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Play with it. And you could argue maybe those people
know that real and they're living life care free again philosophical.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
But I don't sit around and go, hey, I've had
too many people close to me die to be like, ah,
I'm going to live forever.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
I'm not going to live forever. No, that's a fun
thing about getting older. You kind of realize that, you know,
in your twenties and your teens, hell, maybe even into
your thirties, you realize you know, you're you're invents all, Oh,
I could do whatever. Then as you get older, you're like, oh,
this this is going to end.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Is that a good thing or is that a bad thing?
Like your parents or whoever's parents didn't educate you that
life is short and life can end in a second.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
I don't want to say it's a good or a
bad thing. If your parents didn't educate you in that.
I believe that a lot of parents will shield their
children from it because they don't want them to have
to worry about You don't want your teenager worrying about death,
you know what I mean. You want to live as
much as humanly possible and live a full life, no

(16:39):
matter how long it is. And I feel like if
you are, you know, if you tell them, hey, you're
going to die regardless it could happen at any point
in time, that might send them into a frenzy an
unnecessary friends, Yeah, does that make sense.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Or a necessary frenzy rather than being surprised, right, Right,
We as a society do that already. We don't show
people coming act from war. We in coffins. We don't
talk about the number one killer of men under the
age of forty five suicide, right, So we do that already.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
We don't know that it's permanent, and then.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Not on top of that, and then on top of that,
we sell this idea that there's something better on the
other side.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Maybe there is, maybe there isn't. We don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
We don't know, but but not knowing doesn't make it true, right,
That doesn't make it more true. It could be also
nothing right, and so I kind of come from the
mindset of like, don't don't sit around acting like it
ain't gonna happen. Tell the people you that you care about,
that you care about them, be the best person you
can be. And that's it, rights, It's literally all you

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can do in life. Exactly. Let's listen to him talk
and Brad from three doors down sharing or we'll wait
for it to love because I can't do it right away.

Speaker 8 (18:02):
Hey, everybody gets spread from three doors down. I hope
you're having a great day to day. Got some not
so good news for you today. And uh so i'd
been sickle a couple of weeks ago and then went
to the hospital and got a got checked out and.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Had actually got the diagnosis.

Speaker 8 (18:20):
That I had a Clicia Arenal carson on that had
tests to size into my um and uh and that's uh,
it's stage four and that's not real good. But you
know what We've We serve a mighty God and he
can over he can do he can overcome anything. So

(18:40):
I have no fear or really, sincerely, I'm not scared
of it at all. But it is gonna force us
to cancel our tour this summer, and uh, we're sorry
for that. And I'd love for you to lift me
up in prayer you get and uh, I think it's
time of many maybe go it's not my time a

(19:02):
little bit, right? Thank you guys so much?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Did he just sell part of us is to try
to sell his album? So?

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Uh, with all that being said, when's our next draft?

Speaker 7 (19:14):
I know?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
So?

Speaker 7 (19:18):
Hmmm? Where's he from?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I love telling people this. He is from Escatapa, Mississippi.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Which is where in the Mississippi.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
If you're like, hey, how can we make it harder
for kindergarteners to spell Mississippi?

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Make them from Escatapa?

Speaker 7 (19:36):
Yeah, no kidding, What do you say? If I don't know?
If he sounded like like you said, he sounded really.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Bad, he's drunk. He didn't sound like a forty something
year old person.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
No, he didn't know.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
But here's the thing. I have known people throughout the
years that have kind of drank their lives away, and
they don't have cancer or anything, but they kind of
sound like that even on a sober day, because their
brain has been turned to mooge.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
He sounded more like he was from Escastapa, Mississippi.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
No, he does. I will give you that.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
He definitely has that joke about like when you're from
the South, act.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Like you go, Mass is pulling out it on.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
My mouth, right, but he can't keep it in our mouths.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
Yeah, but he pronounced type the form of cancer very well.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
I thought, make no mistake.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Regardless of what I get diagnosed, it's going to take
my life, I will be able to pronounce it correctly.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
So.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
He was involved in an accident in two thousand and
six right after a car He was in hydroplane and
slammed into a tree. Right, He wasn't the driver, but
it says here that it resulted in a dozen stitches,
dozens of stitches, and one of his ears being sewed
back on. Do you think maybe having his ear ripped off,
his sewn back on might affect a speech a little bit?

Speaker 7 (20:53):
Yes, probably, I was hearing.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
It's possible, but he didn't lose his hearing. True. It
also says here that he's recovering alcoholic. He stopped drinking
at twenty sixteen, so that kind of goes back to
my theory of you know, his brain turned a mooge
because he drank so much. Now, granted that was, you know,
nine years ago, but still once your brain has toasted,
your brain is toast. What do you think his net

(21:18):
worth is? Oh?

Speaker 7 (21:22):
Boy, go with twenty million.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
They have got some hits. Yeah, they've been around for
a long time too. Yeah, I want to say one
hundred and fifty mil.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Because we all know Kryptonite. I mean I think everybody
in the world knows that song. Yeah, right, but I
wanted to see uh yeah, maybe Duck and Run here
without You.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Yeah. They got a lot of great songs. They yes,
massive songs.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Let Me go loser right when I'm going on, Oh dude,
this song is I think this might be their best song. Yeah?

(22:20):
Uh sidebar fun fact. Nope, I'm I'm misremembering something. My my,
the girl I dated in college tried to get back
at me by telling me she was dating the manager
or somebody in that bad I don't remember, but it
was like the base tech or something.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
I'm like, okay, am I supposed to make me jealous? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I was like, good for him, congratulation AnyWho? Uh one,
that's it?

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Wow? Okay, maybe squandered away or lived his life the
way he wanted to. That's that's a good possible buggers.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
Yeah, yeah, maybe he's already paying for treatment.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
It wouldn't cost nineteen million dollars, Lindsay, You never know, right,
I want.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
The top of the line. Gosh, nineteen million only a
twenty okay. And he's he's forty six. Yeah, that's what
makes it like more like geugh, because you know I'm
not that far behind I now, you know. And Lindsay
was telling me about a friend of her old man's whatever,
had a grabber at forty five. Yeah, you know, I'll

(23:36):
be forty five in August. And this stupid stuff like
that that just you know, kicks it right in their reality.
It's like, oh god, it could happen at any point
in time.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
One of my best friends she died from uh there
was plock in her artery and it broke loose, sliced
her artery near her heart.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Oh yeah, she died within like days.

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Yeah. And she was we were the same age, and
this was for a while ago.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
You never know, man, you walk in your doggie. All right,
we gotta take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
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Speaker 2 (24:27):
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News quakies from the Big Mad Morning showing nineties.

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On the five.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
A woman's pet raccoon found with meth pipe during this
happened in Akron, Ohio on Monday around seven point fifteen
at night. Police officer Austin Branham decided to conduct a
traffic stop because he identified a vehicle whose registered owner

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had an active warrant and a suspended driver's license, so
when he pulled over a fifty five year old Victoria
Vidal of Akron, Ohio, he was able to detain her
without incident. However, things took an unusual turn. When Officer
Branham returned to the vehicle, he observed a raccoon named

(25:41):
Chewy sitting in the driver's seat with a meth pipe
in its mouth.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
It sounds like she's making this up.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
She is not.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
I've got the video prejicing to you guys. Oh yeah,
it's great, I've seen it. It is fantastic.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
Chewy had somehow gotten hold of a glass metemphetamine pipe,
leading officers to further inspec the vehicle. Police did confirm
that Hui was in fact a pet raccoon and that
he was not a wild animal, after she had the
appropriate paperwork and documentation to own him. However, a subsequent

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search revealed that Victoria's car contained a bulk amount of methamphetamine,
crack cocaine, and three used glass pipes. She was charged
with an f three possession of drugs, three counts of
possession of drug paraphernalia, and was cited for driving under suspension.
She was also turned over to the Chehogah Falls Police

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on her active warrant, where additional charges related to crack
cocaine possession will be presented at a grand jury pending
lab results.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
I don't need to see the coon with the pipe
to know that these people are high on math. Just
look inside their core. Yeah, it's trash everywhere. There's no
door panels, there's netting where the windows should be like
a NASCAR netting. Yeah, it just screams, gye sidebar. She's

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five years.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Older than me, right, she don't look at though, No,
she looks like twenty years older than me.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
That's that meth man. It ages your way faster. Couple
fingered for leude to conduct? Is that a movie that
we're gonna talk about? A nine pen? Maybe when one
fingering leads to another. Comes out of Saint Petersburg, Florida,
where there's a guy he's twenty nine years old, Ryan Cook,
and he's with his wife, twenty seven year old Kimberly Moray. Moray.

(27:43):
Why are they She didn't take his last name. That's
beyond me, but whatever. So they're at the Where's Jubes
Bar in downtown Saint Petersburg and somebody had saw Ryan
stick his hand up his wife's dress and touch her
private parts. So this snitch ass mofo calls the police,

(28:06):
says it caused a disturbance and a breach of peace.
Snitches on him. Hey there's a guy down here's got
his hand up his wife's skirt. Oh my god. Anyhow,
the police come out, they talked to him. They charged
Kim with allowing her husband to place his hand up
her dress and engage in sexual conduct. Both of them

(28:28):
were taken in disorderly conduct and possession of an open
container because they had a bottle of Captain Morgan on him.
They went to jail, They went to court, They pled
no contest. The judge says, yeah, you're guilty, finds them
each five hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
It looks like a great bar by the way. Really, yeah,
I thought it was gonna be a dive. It's not
a dive.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Oh, I have to check it out.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah, No, this looks This looks nice. But I don't
know jube is, but I don't know where he's at either.
But now, the only thing I can think on why
this makes sense, huh, is there's kids there. Some bars
are they're called a bar, but they're right, it's have
food and found like it's a family set down.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
More of a restaurant than it is a bar. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, that can be the only reason that I can
think of. And I'm looking at these pictures and I
don't see any kids in any of them.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Oh. I read this story and I'm like no, because
there's been many a times that I have and do
you know if my girl's in a skirt or something,
you know, go pet the kitty and what knots? And
I'm like, damn in the bar. Yeah, under the table.
You don't think anybody can see, but apparently people be
looking and seeing anyone listen everywhere, man, I know one

(29:41):
of them.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Well, uh yeah, First of all, I think that's a
little wild. But now, a table that is a traditional
table is a little different than a bar top right
right where there's nothing.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Who's under the table? Yo, The table's four feet high,
almost eye level, eye level for some people. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
FBI investigating violent sex stortion group, the seven sixty four.
The FBI says every single field office has open investigations
related to a network of predators who course teenage victims
into self harm, child pornography, and animal abuse.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
I don't know if you all heard that sentence.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
The FBI says, every single field office.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Every last one of them, in all fifty states.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yes. Uh, those are just some of the crimes though
attributed to the seven sixty four, a loose association of
violent criminals who apparently enjoy tormenting others for status and amusement.
There are related cases connected to the group and countries
around the world. The FBI says there could be thousands

(30:48):
of victims. The name of groups the group is attributed
to the first three digits of the ZIP code for Stevensville, Texas,
where the home that's the hometown of the group found
Wow currently serving an eighty year sentence for child pornography. Yes,
and I had to look because I didn't know where Stephenville, Texas.

(31:10):
It's like southwest of of like fort Worth, kind of
in between fort Worth and Alballeine and fort Worth and
Killian so in Temple if you know where any of
that is. This is I mean, this is why I
feel like you can't let your kids be have a

(31:32):
social media account. Right, this should be the biggest argument
for sure, But.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Come on, I want to talk to my friends. Everybody.
This is good face book. Yeah, that's good. They can
tell you all about it.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Then, right, yeah, it it like flares up my great
googlymogally and my like, I'll just break phones. I know
they're expensive. I just don't care at that point, right,
Like if I went through and saw, like my kids
play Animal Crossing on switch if you know what this is,

(32:05):
it's a smart game. Actually you have to save money
and buy things and build a house like kind of
like a simulation.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
They've learned how to do stuff with it, which I
think is fun, right, and they want to travel to
other parts of the game, but it has to be
on the internet, and then to be on the internet,
there's chat and I'm like, absolutely not.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Yeah. I read a story did a thing about it
years ago about how Roadblocks, which is a yes, huge
kids game, and there's pervs on there preying on your children,
and that's recently surfaced back up. I'm just like, why
there should be a better sense of checks and balances
on this sort of thing. There is, and.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
It isn't a sexy answer. You, Oh, I greet that
that is the checks and balances.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
I'm with you one hundred percent.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
But on the switch, they can't chat. On the switch.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
You can you can send messages, not chat like instant messenger,
but you can have conversations with other people if it
is if you allow that to happen. I saw an
interview with like a child predator investigator and he named
like the number one games that he would not let
his kids be on, and Roadblocks in Fortnite were at

(33:21):
the top. Of the list absolutely like to stay away
from those the nefarious things happen in those places. He'
didn't cite any and I don't know if that's true.
I don't I've never played any of those games, nor
have I.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
But after reading the article years ago on the roadblocks,
that was back when I was with the nurse and
her kids were into that sort of thing, So I wondered,
I was like, Hey, you might want to, you know,
check on this because I don't think that's right.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
And I know that you can be like involved and
not let them on the internet, and that can still happen,
but you have to be vigilant, and in my opinion,
you can't be vigilant if you leave it up to
another thing, right, like a computer program, right or an
app like it's got to you've got to be the
one beating vigilant.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Well, I've got all the settings.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
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Ooh, the Thunder dominated last night. They evened up the
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(35:24):
while chet Holmgren had a double double of fifteen points
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nineteen points off the bench. The series shifts to Denver
for Game three tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
The thunderscored eighty seven eighty six points in the first half. Yeah,
that isn't a tiede for an NBA record. They had
double digit players. I'm sorry, they had eight players in
double figures. When you score like eighty some odd points
off the bench, yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Which is what they did.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
And you'll hold their stud to like seventeen or whatever
it was. Yeah, they looked whatever was going on on
Monday or whatever day that was Tuesday, It's not it looked.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Like coach told him to get your s together. We
love doing that again.

Speaker 7 (36:15):
Right, the Knicks.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
It's still by the way, it is a seven game series.
R right. Think it happened?

Speaker 7 (36:20):
Yeah, the Knixt on the Celtics again, this time ninety
one to ninety In Game two of the East of
Mice from Boston, Jalen Brunson sunk a pair of free
throws to give New York the lead, while Michel Bridges
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Almost eighty six percent of road teams that win the
first two games go on to clinch the series. Game

(36:43):
three is in New York on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
I don't know what's going on with Boston.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
They are have been equally dominant, so for them to
not be able to get it done and give up
a twenty point lead and again take a game that
they should be dominating, it's it was exciting to watch.

Speaker 10 (37:01):
Man.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Jalen Brunson is a stud.

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Speaker 1 (39:01):
Then the world take mine my troll Handin.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
You are my kind of cripple GIMPI tremendous ill.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Today is the big day. It's a it's a V
day for me vasectomy day. Bump bump bom. Now, we
had talked about, you know, I had my uh pre
trial you know procedure not too long ago, like a
month or two ago, something like that, and we had
talked about it because I didn't know what to expect
going into that, right. So, UH Corbyn is the only

(39:35):
one in this room that's had of a sactomy and
UH being as that it is procedure day, the surgery
is getting done today three o'clock this afternoon, Corbin, I
jotted down some questions for you because you're the only
one I know in this room that can probably answer
these for me. Okay, I'll do my best. So again,
these are just thoughts of questions that I jotted down,

(39:58):
no particular order. I maybe you can help me out.
So first one, here, do I have to get completely naked?
Or is it just from the waist down?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
If I remember correctly, I got to keep my shirt on,
but I had to take my pants and my underwear off.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
That makes sense. And they I sat down and they put
a gown thing. Right, you've seen the picture. I have
the picture that is your contact picture, which brings me
to my next question. Yeah, who took the picture? Was
that wife? Yeah? Okay, because I'm going this alone. I'm
going this alone. I don't have anybody with me, don't
want or don't have, don't have, don't have you know, man,

(40:38):
I'm sure you do. I'm sure I can find somebody.
I can ask my girlfriend to take off of work
early or my brother to take off of work early.
But I'm not gonna bother with anybody. I don't want
to inconvenience anyone, you know, So I'm just gonna go
it alone. Does she know you're doing it today? She does?
She does. We've talked.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
When did you tell her before or after it was
scheduled that I was at it done or like the
date that it was having it done?

Speaker 5 (41:02):
It was before I had it scheduled. I'll let her know. Hey,
this is what I'm this is what I'm doing. I'm
gonna go and have a vasectomy done. And you have
here's the thing. You have told me for the past
coup for years that you need to have one done.
And I've been hitting a playing with fire right right,
I am too old. I do not need to be

(41:22):
starting over. I have too many blah blah blah. So
after years of whatever, dude, finally beat you down. You
beat it down, convinced me to go ahead and do
it a lot of this. It was like, all right, well,
in my mind, anyway, it's expensive, Well, insurance will pay
for it. Our insurance here for the radio stations kind
of lame. And you've got to meet a stupid deductible

(41:44):
first before they start meeting anything. So I was like Okay,
I don't want to have to pay out of pocket
for this because you know, it's over one thousand dollars
that I you know, cumulative, you know, with the with
the pre trial stuff and the surgery that I really
didn't have. And then I discovered that I could use
my HSA card for this, and I have never I've

(42:06):
been here for damn near thirteen years and I have
never used my HSA card for anything. So has your
money been rolling over? Yeah? Yeah, dude, that's awesome. Yeah,
tell me about it. Tell me about it. So I
check my balance. Well, I don't know how much is
in there, and I'm not asking you to tell. Yeah,
but you've worked here a while. I don't know how
long you've been having an HSA.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Nonetheless, somehas hsas are set up where you can take
money you're not using and put it into an investment portfolio, okay,
and let that generate more money for you.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
I did not know that. I'm going to have to
look into that, but so far as it stands, you know,
the company throws money into it. I don't personally dump
money into it, but our company does. Yeah, and that's
free money, that exactly. And it's great for stuff if
you need medicine or whatever. Yeah, I've never used it before,
so I found out I can use it for this procedure.

(43:02):
And yes, the HSA is it's paid for my pre trial,
you know, procedure. It's paying for my surgery. It's paying
for the one hundred and thirty dollars to squirt in
a cup and mail it off to somebody. It's paying
for that because you got to do that to make
sure that they did effect or whatever, so it worked.
It's paying for everything. I don't have to pay nothing

(43:23):
out of pocket, which I think is awesome.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
I was told a long time ago by a guy
in finance, and he said, treat your HSA as your
future medical account. Okay, use your personal money you have now,
but let that because that's free money. Tach like, let
that sit and then when you don't work anymore, that
can be the money you use to pay for things.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
Okay, I'll keep that in mind for sure. The longer
you cannot touch it, the better. Yeah. So, going at
this alone, I was thinking, this is back to the
whole who took a picture of your nuts sort of thing,
because uh kind of want I kinda want it. I
kind of want the picture to send it to my
girlfriend send.

Speaker 7 (43:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Yeah, I was fully expecting it. Yeah. So so I
guess I want to have to ask the doctor or nurse. Hey,
here's my phone. When you take a picture of my balls,
take a picture of me ready to go, please, you
can do it yourself like.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Look, I guess I could. Yeah, I guess I could
selfie mode.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Yeah, but I mean the angle that you had on
yours I think is perfect to be not too close. Yeah,
it's not too close.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
It's it looks like the guy from Squiggy from a
home globe.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Triter's write exactly. I'm not looking down on myself, you
know what I mean. It's a good aerial view. So
I'll ask the nurse or doctor if they could do
that for me. Here, people are texting in saying that
they're offering you a ride. I don't need a ride.
I don't need to ride. I'm fine, I'm fine, I'll
be fine, it'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Somebody's asking. So you're getting that and then you have
to work tonight.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Yeah, which that just kind of clicked yesterday as I
was talking to Brady because this was already scheduled or whatever,
and then this remote comes up and I've totally forgot
about having this procedure done and the remotes there and
I was like, and I was talking to Brady about it,
and I was like, it clicked and I was like,
uh oh, which brings me to another question. How long

(45:15):
is this procedure? Because I've got the surgery at three
o'clock and then I've got to be a fat daddy's
at five, so I should I should make it on time, right,
I know?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
If he if they're on time, m I think you're
cutting it close.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
It would be cutting it close. We'll talk about it
after the Sholf knows what's up. So so yeah, we'll
talk about after the show. Nonetheless, I'm like, all right,
all right, yeah, just you know, mismanagement of time on
my on my part. Yeah, I'll take responsibility for that.
Do you have a setup for recovery? Like what do
you mean.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Like some some some snacks or like frozen piece.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
I've got the frozen I'm using a frozen mixed vegetables.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
You know, Yeah, you need peace frozen piece or frozen
cares because think of like like beads in a sock,
like it helps form a little bit better if you're
using I don't know, gimpie broccoli.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
It's not. Now, it's just like mixed vegetables. Why carrots,
and it's got peas and green beans in there, and
it's just a it's like a vegetable medley.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
I think that's it. I think it's just the peas, carrots,
and green beans in.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
The So you see that works out fine. I'm not
using broccoli or colilow. Okay, I'm not gonna use my
broccoli cauliflower, carrot cheese combination that I have in there,
or or my Brussels sprout. You know what else is
there butternut squash combination.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Now know it might be the only benefit of ever
using frozen okra right for your taint.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
That's a great question that leads me to my next one.
Now I know that they're doing the surgery on the
grundle area. Okay, do I have to shave just the
grundle or should I just clean everything up to make
it look pretty for the doctor?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Well, I can't speak for you, but they did the
surgery on my balls. Okay, okay, it was the way lazy,
but it was like they're not doing your grundle.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
It's right there. They're doing your balls. Okay, So okay,
well I might as well just go ahead and clean
everything up just to make it look pretty. They'll do
it for you. I'm good. Listen, they're gonna be in
there anyway. I understand, and I know that they're going
to have a scalpel or whatever. But when it comes
to shaving my testicles and the area around it, I

(47:31):
just you did they did they tell you to h Yes,
they told me to shave, but I couldn't remember exactly.
Do I have to get the whole mound or do
I have to get you know, my coin purse, the undercarriage,
the whole nine yards.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
So I don't recall shaving. I feel like they did
that and the area it was just I mean you
saw the picture, that's the area very shiny too, Yeah,
because it was shaved. Okay, so I have not I
thought about it this morning as I was getting.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
They didn't do a big area, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Like they just did a dude, it's a it's smaller
than a pinhead.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Like it's not a big incision.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
No.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
I my plan was to go ahead and I was
gonna shave this morning, but I was like, let's wait
until this afternoon so it's fresh and clean, right, you know,
I don't want the five o'clock shadow to you know,
take a fact and have them to worry about it. So, uh,
I'll go ahead and clean it all up. And if
they need to do some minor touch ups, then I

(48:32):
guess that's fine. I guess that's fine. What else do
I have here? Oh? Can I will? I be able
to put my earbuds in and tune out during the procedure? Really?
Why not? Because they want to be able to talk
to you, and have you listened to them? I don't
want to. I just want to.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I think you need to be able to give them feedback.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
I think if I say out, I want to, you know,
I want to feel something with my earbuds in anyway,
and they're gonna be like, oh, obviously this guy's in
some discomfort now.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
But I listen. Be present for the I almost just work.
Be present for the event. Good god man. It's not
like I'm getting.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Bombed out before I go in there. Yeah no, I'm not.
I'm not gonna smoke a blunt and take four shots
before I go Yes, you are, I will not. I
will not. I just want to be able to, you know,
get into a zone, right, you know, a nice, comfortable,
who saw kind of zone. I think that's where that's
where some good tunes would come into.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Listen, adult, you don't have to numb. Everything says you
can deal with it. You're a strong individual, right, This
is not a big deal, dude. I know, I know,
but it's not numbing. Is not necessary or going to
your cave.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
That still wouldn't be that bad to go away for
a little bit if it's only for fifteen minutes while
they do the procedure. Let me listen to you know,
some sturgel or something.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
I would argue that I would say that. Just ask them.
They'll tell you for sure. It's been a while since
I've done it, but you'll be fine if you don't
gotten that you did or not, or you know, I'll
bring my headphones with me just in case. Clothing What
kind of clothing should I wear to the surgery corb
and can I Should I just wear what I've got on,

(50:21):
which is jeans and a T shirt? Or should I
wear like some sweatpants or like, yeah, you do not
want tight fitting clothes? Okay, Brady told me yesterday to
not like wear boxers where everything's all flippy floppy around,
you know. I was like, well, that's good because I've
got the briefs with the pouch that.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Will hold everything into place.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah, you're not gonna use the pouch, dude, You're not
gonna use the now your balls are gonna be tender.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Man. But you think like using the pouch that would
keep everything, keep them from flopping around. That's that's true
where my mind is.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
But the pressure of lifting them would be where the
inconvenience is. Somebody text in and they said that they
hot a heating pad help them more than ice.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
I sure, to each his own, but the ice is
to reduce the swelling.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Yeah, and usually heat makes things worse, at least in
my experiences when it comes to that. Heat is for muscles. Okay,
so I'm sure you are. Congratulations, So stop by. I'm
still going to use the mixed vegetables. I'm not gonna
go out and buy a bag of peace for ane.
I think the mixed vegetables will be fine. So do
I take the mixed vegetables with me to the procedure?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
No?

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Okay, that's something when I get home. Yes, unless I
plan on leaving straight from the surgery office to my remote,
then I should probably take my mixed vegetables with me. No,
because they're gonna be not not frozen, but they have ice.
They'll have ice. Where's your safety supervisor. You're gonna have

(51:48):
to ask her to help. Just come help you. That'll
be fine, it'll be fine. I am my own safety supervisor.
Oh oh god, we know unsafety supervisor. Can I live
stream the procedure? No, not at all. Again, ask them,
but typically they do not let that happen. Okay, maybe
not live stream to take video of it and then

(52:09):
we can post it later. I don't know. That's something
I'm going to have to work on. All right. I've
asked you one about the length of oh how long
were you sore for Corbin? After after it was all
said and done? How long were you sore for Again,
it's been a while.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I recall the inconvenient, like the uncomfortableness being at maybe
forty eight hours Okay, uh so, like going pee wasn't
exactly comfortable, and like you know, having to you know,
take your pants down.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
All that.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
But I feel like the what sticks out of my
brain was that night was the most uncut, was the.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Worst, which I'm glad you said going to p was uncomfortable,
because that's another question I had. What about Duson? Is
that going to cause a problem? Am I going to
be able to have my constitution? Yeah? Without any issues? Okay,
you should be fine. Okay, okay, and the d groundel
one okay, and then the last one here Corbyn. Anything
else that I should be aware of that I may

(53:08):
have missed. Uh, yeah, I don't think you should be
working tonight. Well I'm going to anyway, because again, much
like I planned on coming in yesterday or tomorrow. Right,
It's not like I'm roofing a house. It's not like
I'm doing you know, heavy lifting or hard labor. I'm
sitting there and I can sit on an ice pack,
or I can sit on a bag of peas where

(53:29):
I can sit on a bag of ice, you know,
and everything would be just fine. That's my thought anyway.
And furthermore, Susan, in the event that I do go,
which I am going to be at Fat Daddy's from
five to seven to night, getting you registered for see
them all twenty twenty five, So if you can't get
in on the phones. Come by and see me tonight.

(53:51):
I've got Friday because we've decided to go ahead. Let's
get take off on Friday'm gonna take off on Friday.
I've got Saturday and Sunday to lay up because I
got no nothing else going on all weekend long. So
I figure, if anything, if it gets to be like wow,
I probably shouldn't have I've got I've got three other
days to recover from that.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
So wish me what somebody texted in piece of advice,
and I think this is good. Get a second bag
of frozen veggies, oh, because one will fall out.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
Can just refreeze.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Listen, you know what, you don't need it. You got
two other days. See now you're on my You'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
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Speaker 2 (55:20):
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So we're gonna play Schnip schnapsner.

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Speaker 5 (55:52):
With six and I have five. Sex excuse me, Corman,
you have seven, I have six, and lindsays three. Last
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Tickets go on sale tomorrow morning.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name,
Lacey Lacy?

Speaker 2 (56:22):
How are you good? Good Lacy? Who do you want
to give clues? Gimpier, Corbin Corbyn, Lacy sixty seconds are
on the clock. Timers starts after the first clue.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Here we go. Uh. If you pitch a tint in
the woods, you are doing what camping? Yes, but drop
the I in g.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Oh camp yes. Uh.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
In Mexico they speak this language Spanish. Yes.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
This is a flavor.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
The logo for it is this brown be It is
a type of ice cream.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
It's considered very neutral.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Uh. There's chocolate ice cream.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Yes. Uh. There's a shoe called new Talent.

Speaker 9 (57:14):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
You go to the to the uh salon and they
use a color on your uh uh fingers at the
very end.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
That is called what what kind of like? What's what
part of the Bible? Yeah? Uh uh.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Let's see when you're having a birthday party, you Tailbrady,
come on, let's go blank my birthday.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Uh. In France, Eiffel Tower time six is what we got, Lacy.
That might be good enough for the wind.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Hang on the line.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
Okay, all right, thank you.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
No, thank you, good morning.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
You're on the air. What is your name? I'm sorry,
what is your name? Xavier? Hey, buddy, you and Gi've
got to beat six. Are you ready, yes, sir? All right,
ex man, this is the player in hockey who keeps
the puck from entering the Okay, what's like another word
for it. You got the goalpart, right, goalkeeper. There you go.

(58:19):
If you marry a woman who has a kid, that
is your what. Yes, this is what you put on
your automobile in case you have an accident. They pay
for it insurance. Well, what is your automobile car insurance?
There you go. Facebook. This is the other side of

(58:39):
Facebook on social media where it uses mostly pictures.

Speaker 10 (58:43):
Do it for the Instagram?

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Uh, this is when a star explodes media. No, all right.
Clark Kent was known as blank Man super Nova. There
you go. Uh, mister blank, mister blank. It's what you
used to blank your kitchen. Clean, mister clean. Yes. Uh,

(59:06):
this is what you put on your lips when they
are all dry and crusty chopstick. Yes, blank shorts have
a lot of time time time right. Congratulations, man, you're
getting those tickets.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
David Lee Rob August thirty first at the Hard Rock
Casino hanging on the line, So get pick to get
your info. Okay, Lacy, we were so close, but it
didn't happen. Thank you for playing.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
I'll see you later.

Speaker 7 (59:36):
All right, this is the one that Lacy can get cool.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
He had this, you know, I think he just ran
out of times. She wouldn't catching it. But yeah, this
is the capital of France. I believe where the Eiffel
Tower is located. There's this place in Arkansas and in
Texas Michael Jackson's daughter. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 7 (59:54):
There's a show Emily in sure Paris.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Blank hilp me.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
And then this is the one gimpiece.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yes, if you FedEx has these planes and they're known
as blank planes. The ships that have the semi truck
canisters on them are known as blank ships.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
If you're at a red light, I would say, why
can't you make your blank blank?

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
When the light turns? Screen? Yeah, break it down. Yeah,
cargo is the word. All Right. The record now ties
you and I with seven, but keeps Lindsay last with three.
Take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Four of The Big Mad Morning Show is next nine.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Toll free
eight three three four six, oh k m o D
coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Conspiracy Theory Thursday plus Qualifying People for cm AL twenty
twenty five from England. Flight be listening for that queue
right now. Though, we got to see what Gimpi has
in his four x.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Four way colup and it says here that Duffy too
announced plan to overhaul air traffic control. Transportation Secretary Sean
Duffman Duffy is set to announce today his plan for
overhauling the nation's air traffic control system. This comes amidst
continuing the ways at Newark Liberty Airport resulting from communication

(01:01:35):
blackouts and a shortage of air traffic controllers. Duff Man
has offered glimpses of the plans, saying in recent interviews
the system would have new telecom, new radars, and new infrastructure.
Last week, air traffic controller screens at Newark went dark
for thirty seconds, cutting off all communication between planes and controllers.

(01:01:57):
Duffman blamed the outage on a frail system the dusters
on it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Man like, get rid of the copper wires, move to
fiber optics. Apparently have the modern verse. Like in the
studio for those that don't know, I have four. I
have one, two, three, four, five six monitors in front
of me that I can see and literally we could
get rid of.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Five of them at least and just have one. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
That's how small and old the monitors are, and we
have a more modern system to the FA's defense. They
let the planes last a long time. They just figured
they could do the same thing with everything else.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
It's a true statement. It's time to update a little
bit of everything. What else we got here? The White
House pools nomination for surgeon General. The day before Senate hearing,
the White House is withdrawing the nomination of doctor Janet
Nichee Watt to serve as US Surgeon General. The decision
comes days after right wing political activists Laura Lumer criticized

(01:03:05):
the nominee for previously supporting the COVID vaccine, while also
accusing her of promoting DEI focused initiatives. President Trump confirmed
the decision on True Social where he announced doctor Casey
Means will be his new pick for the position. It
says here that Ford is raising prices on three models

(01:03:26):
over terriffs, So if you have plans on buying any
of these three, expect to play a little more. Ford's
raising prices on three models manufactured in Mexico, the Bronco Sport,
the Maverick pickup and the Mustang mock E electric suv
will see up to two thousand dollars increases for some

(01:03:48):
of those models. A spokes first for the company says
that the tariffs are combining with their usual mid year
pricing actions. They added that amended prices will not impact
vehicle and d lership inventories. Ford price adjustments come after
the company projected the tears would cost them around one
billion dollars this year.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
Is it weird to anyone else that they're calling an
suv a Mustang?

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
I thought it was weird in the beginning when they
when they first introduced the Mustang mocke because it's not
a Mustang.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Why not, because Mustag is a body shot a body style.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Yes, Mustang has been traditionally since the beginning the creation
of the Mustang, it's been a sports car. It's not
an suv. And the mache doesn't even look anything close
to a Mustang, not even the newer models. The nose
is different, the body is different. It is not a Mustang.
I don't think it's that wild. They're capitalizing on maybe

(01:04:42):
their strongest brand name. They probably should have done like
a Bronco e, you know, Bronchi or something to that effect.
I don't know, because at least that's suv Ish, you know,
not the not the Mustang.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
I mean, they make Porsche must SUVs, yes, which is
a brand, not a model of car though, no I
understand that. But what I'm saying is they're capitalizing on
the brand name. That's all they're doing. Right as far
as it being e who cares. I mean, they have
hummers are electric now, absolutely, but they're not calling that.
They're not calling that like the Camaro.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
Monchy, you know what I mean, because the Camaro has
been a sports car, you know, since the beginning of time.
You see what I'm saying. And I think that's where
the big hubbub is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
But yeah, it's a weird thing to get round up about.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
But okay, hey, lastly, here registration for rsu's new student
orientation events, Hill Camp. Registrations now open for Roger State
University's new student orientation event called hill Camp Now. This
events will be held from August thirteenth through the sixteenth
and any aims to help freshmen, transfer students, and other
first time students become familiar with the campus and each

(01:05:52):
other before the semester begins. Attendees that's Hill Camp are
split into small groups and then paired with two or
more RSU upper classmen who will help show their groups
around campus and provide information about what college life is
like at oursue. We call that orientation bright. If they
get a key little name like Hill Camp.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Well the hill there. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
Warriors guard Steph Curry will reportedly be sidelined for at
least a week with a Grade one strain in his
left hamstring. Curry left Game one of Golden State's playoff
series against the Timberwolves in the second quarter and didn't return.
The Warriors won the game ninety nine to eighty eight
and lead the series one game to zero. Game two

(01:06:41):
will be played tonight in Minnesota. At seven point thirty one,
member of the Celtics backcourt is being recognized for his character.
Guard Drew Holiday was named the recipient of the league's
Social Justice Champion Award for the season. The award pays
tribute to those who are pursuing social justice and advancing
Abdul Jabbar's life mission to engage, empower and drive equality

(01:07:04):
for individuals and groups who have been historically disadvantaged. The
NBA will donate one hundred thousand dollars to the Dreux
and Louren Holiday Social Impact Fund. A defensive back on
the Bengals is taking a pay cut over the cap
reports that Geno Stone had his salary reduced by more
than one and a half million dollars. The safety will

(01:07:26):
now earn more guaranteed money with the restructure, which is
expected to make room for a potential Trey Hendrickson extension.
The NFL's sack leader last season, was given permission to
seek a trade earlier this offseason. And the Dolphins are
getting good news on their speedster. ESPN reported on Wednesday

(01:07:46):
that Tyreek Hill had screws removed from his surgically repaired wrist.
The receiver suffered the injury during a joint practice with
the Commander's last August. Hill opted to play through the
issue and finished with more than none nine hundred and
fifty yards to go with six touchdowns last season. And
a former Miami football player is under arrest for murder.

(01:08:10):
That's according to delam police, who say Avante Williams was
charged with second degree murder after a shooting last weekend.
Authority say the twenty four year old shot and killed
Keishad Harris following a bar argument. Williams played seventeen games
with the Hurricanes before transferring to Maryland in twenty twenty three.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
A cornerback, You ever loved those stories? He's not on
the team anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
So why is that even getting because I've seen that,
you know, multiple sports outlets.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
What's it? He's not playing sports? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
How is it former? So what how does it have
to do with anything about sports?

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
Yeah, well he'll definitely not be coming back to sports.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Oh, don't say that. Yes, yeah, right, they let anybody in.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
A cornerback on the Florida football team is in serious
legal trouble as well. Diane Johnson was arrested on four charges,
including two felonies, stemming from a traffic stop in Tampa
last week. Police say the twenty one year old had
synthetic marijuana in the car along with a loaded handgun.
Both are felonies in the state of Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Yeah, he can't mix your chocolate peanut butter man. Yep,
two separate parts of the car.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
And when it comes to major life f ups, Tom
Brady is quick to admit one of his biggest had
nothing to do with football. While doing a guest spot
on Logan Paul's I'm Impulsive podcast, Brady said the roast
targeted at him on Netflix was a huge one. Not
that he can't take a joke, but Brady says he
loves when friends bust his chops. However, he didn't take

(01:09:53):
into account how doing the roast would affect his kids.
That roast was apparently very hard on his children, and
Brady says, sometimes as a parent, you f up and
you don't realize it until after.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
I feel like everybody knew what the roast was going
to be, like, it's a roast. Everybody knows what a
roast is, what it's supposed to be, like, you know,
and how old are his kids? Are they like young
young or are they like teenagers?

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
I think at the time they were as young as
nine and as old as like fourteen.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
Okay, I think even then, I don't think it's that bad.

Speaker 7 (01:10:26):
Yeah, dude, I think they well, I mean I think
they took more hits at Giselle.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
I think it was all of it exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
And so that's I mean, and that affects them.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
You know, they attacked his family a lot. Why are
you letting your kids watch this then anyway then you know,
because you know TV.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
H you know, kids can find out. And it wasn't
just on that, it was in news cycles, right right,
And I kind of feel like, yeah, of course you're
on a sporting team. You are used to guys, you know,
giving each other a hard time, but pretty much you're
bringing the locker room onto TV, right Roast. I watch
Roast all the time, and I'm like, who I think
roast are really funny? I don't find them really good

(01:11:06):
comedy though, right right, there's not a lot of to
sit down and put pin to paper to burn somebody
is not the most challenging comedy routine.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
It's literally the low hanging fruit.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Yeah yeah, but it works with oh they are you're watching,
You're like, oh boy, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:11:25):
Ouch, it's hilarious. And that's your balls to the wall sports.
I'm Lindsay at ninety seventy km.

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Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Conspiracy Theory Thursday. Gimpie tipped meat to this this morning.
He sent me a link and I was like, I'm
a little nervous. Yeah, I can't say it's that I
blame you, to be honest with it. And then I
joke about messing up each other's algorithm. And so he
sent this to me, and the initial information was good

(01:13:06):
and a great idea, and then I really opened it
up some more and found some more about it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Now I don't know about everybody in this room.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
I am a fan of mountain dew. I think mountain
dew is good. I'm currently on the hunt for code
Red zero sugar mountain Dew.

Speaker 5 (01:13:24):
You like that Code Red?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
I do like Code Red, And I'm in this zero
sugar kick where you can drink that stuff and it's
all good until the arm starts growing out of the
middle of my chest. But it'll be fine. And they
don't have that around here. But I love zero sugar
mountain dew. It's a way to drink mountain dew without
taking on all those calories. If that's the way you're

(01:13:46):
living your life. And anyway, I think code Red's really good.
I haven't been a fan of some other ones.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
Yeah, you've really talked down on the Ba Hobb.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Yes, I don't get it, which is my favorite. Okay, okay,
But there are If I were to tell you there
are a lot of mountain dews, I'm not being accurate.
It's way more than that. It's a ridiculous amount of
mountain dew flavors that are available. It's actually pretty brilliant
on their part. They're doing something I think Coke is

(01:14:17):
trying to do. But there's sprites trying.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
To do with different flavors.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Yeah, but they can't do it at the rate and
the opportunities that Mountain Dew has.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
Yeah, it was like Cola's like that coke, pepsi stuff
like that. You only have certain flavors that can go
with a cola. That's why I think like cherry and
vanilla strawberry, those are really the only ones that can
go with a cola as opposed to mountain dew citrus.
And it really broadens your horizons. Well, if you're closed minded,

(01:14:50):
I hear you. But there is a Coca Cola spice
which they have ended. Yes, uh, there is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
They did Coca Cola Oreo, which they did Coca Cola
orange cream, And I've tried all these and they all
taste like coke to me. They literally taste like Coca cola.
Then you go, oh, there's Jesus in the coast. Okay
it is until after you drink it, and because you
know it's supposed to be oreo, You're.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
Like, yeah, that kind of tastes like oreo.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
But I'm not a fan of Coca Cola products in general.
I've just never been a Cola person. Pepsi Coke RC
any of those. With that being said, there is a
conspiracy around Mountain Dew that when I I'm going to
build the case, but I want you to not develop
your opinion about it until the very end. And so

(01:15:40):
the idea is that every time Mountain Dew comes out,
some sort of major life event happens. Let's start at
the beginning. Mountain Dew came out in nineteen forty. What
happened in nineteen forty?

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
Do I know? World War Two was going on.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
With the German forces conquered Belgium, the Netherlands, in Luxembourg,
France within six weeks. Code Red came out in two
thousand and one. Anybody know what happened in two thousand
and one?

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
A little thing called nine eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, okay, right, you hear these and you're like, okay,
this is some correlations. Yeah, sure, right, I've got more
Mountain Dew. Live wire, which is orange. Mountain Dew came
out in two thousand and three. You guys know what
happened in two thousand and three? No, we invaded a.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Rock Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Mountain Dew voltage. This is a blue raspberry Mountain Dew
came out in two thousand and eight.

Speaker 7 (01:16:37):
That's all right, never tried it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
What happened in two thousand and eight? I can't think
of anything that happened in two thousand and eight, great recession,
in the banking crisis. Ah, yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Maui Burst. This is a pineapple flavored exclusive to Dollar General.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
Mountain Dew. Sounds delicious. Right after it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Came out, wildfires happened to mauipe yikes. How about the
star Spangled flash Splash? It came out in twenty twenty four.
It's a verry flavored Mountain Dew limited release. Right who
wrote the star spangled banner? Lindsay Betsy Ross from my God?

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Now I'm in huh, don't google it?

Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
No, no, no, what did it to me?

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Nope? What did Betsy Ross do? What did she do?

Speaker 8 (01:17:41):
She?

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
Okay, yeah, I could see that though. Maybe she's saying
while she was a lot of people do.

Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
Maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Yeah, you're the one that just helped your your your
your son. You're the one that you just on the quiz.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
You just helped your son do his citizenship quiz. And
I would think this would be a prudent thing to
be on it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
You would think.

Speaker 7 (01:18:07):
Yeah, I'm drawn a blank and I've had this question
in Chaser time Frisbee before and got it right.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
It's three names.

Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
Yeah, I'm blank.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
What do you think is the key for me to
help you figure this out?

Speaker 7 (01:18:27):
Give me the answer?

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
Great, Scott Francis Gilbis.

Speaker 7 (01:18:30):
Francis Scott Key.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
Oh, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
So it came out in twenty twenty four, exactly in
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
What happened in twenty twenty four?

Speaker 7 (01:18:43):
We got a new president, That is true.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
I don't know what that has to do with the
things I just said, but the Francis Scott Key bridge collapsed.
How about pitch black came out in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
Black in Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
It is a special type of mountain dew available in
seven eleven's and speedies and fountain form h And what
happened in twenty twenty four?

Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
That was pitch black? We had the it blackout. That's right,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Uh, the tropical swirl crazy hurricanes happen wouldn't end in
South that wouldn't end in Southeast America. Just a few
months after it dropped, yikes, And the newest one that
they're about to drop, Mango rush, because who doesn't get

(01:19:41):
enough mango in their life? All Right, I like mango.
I like mango salsa. It's all right, yeah I go,
but I like fresh mango. Mango tea's really good.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
They haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
I think it's a mango tea over here at the
sandwich place over here.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Yeah, Trips got a good mango team.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Yeah it's good. But I never go if I could
just have some mango. Nonetheless, mango rush exclusively only through
Little Caesars. I have no idea what's going to happen
with that. But these are just some of the things
that Mountain Dew has had with life events. Did they

(01:20:22):
cause them? Did they know? Like, here's the distraction.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
Going ironic, it's.

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
Been going on since World War Two. That's a pretty
long time for them to be consecutive on world events.
It comes with flavors.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Keep in mind how I started, so you should be
able to develop an opinion now and now I'm just
I'll give you mine. So like, think about what I
said at the beginning, the number of mountain dew flavors.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
That are available. It's why old done, how deep it is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
There is a mountain dew Wikipedia section just for flavors
that go into depths of what they really are, how
they came about, where you can get them, why they
went away, it's all their different logos for it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
It's crazy how.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
In depth you can go down this rabbit hole Mountain
Dew conspiracies, and like I said, there were so there
are so many of them.

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
When you have so.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Many, it's easy to find an event that happened.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Unless the creators of Mountain Dew are time travelers and
they're creating their flavors based on events that happened through time.
Let me give you an example. I said, Maui burst, right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
The idea is that the Mali Burst came out that
pineapple flavor exclusive to Dollar General, which, by the way,
until we did this, I didn't know there were flavors
exclusive only to certain places besides Baha, I thought that was.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
The only one.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
No, no, no, there are many places that have exclusive
whether it's seven to eleven, whether it is Little Caesars, whatever,
I didn't know. But the Maui Burst that pineapple flavor,
they said, hey, this happened, and then right after the
Maui fly fires. Nope, it was four years after Maui
Blast came out.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
Wow, it takes time for that to catch up. Yeah,
well it's have you ever tried to fly there? Right?
It takes a while.

Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
When did you say the Mountain Dew Pitch Black had come.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Out twenty twenty four in seven eleven and Speedies.

Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
Fountains, because here it says that it had come out
before twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Yes, so it was a limited They did a couple
of them for like seasonal and then it came out
full time in twenty twenty four, according to what I found.
But we can go through and debate each one if
you'd like.

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
They have a Mountain Dew Major Melon.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Yeah, it's I'm telling you, And we're not even talking
about the Mountain Dew energy ones they have. It's crazy
how many mountain Dews they have.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
I knew that the code read, I knew of the
uh of course traditional, the Baja Blast, the Pitch Black,
and I want to say the Purple Thunder as well,
But that's as far as it goes for me and
my knowledge.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
I didn't know they do a special Halloween mountain Dew
really that comes out only at Halloween and it's a
mystery flavor. They don't tell people what it is. I know,
I feel like that's a gamble.

Speaker 5 (01:23:32):
Oh I like that. I typically don't buy things I
don't like to drink. Somebody had texted in when Lindsay
read her story yesterday about the seventy thousand dumb dumbs,
right that was ordered seventy thousand or seven thousand, but
nonetheless yeah, yeah, and she likes the mystery flavors. So
this person texted in, the mystery flavor is just when
they forget to clean out the vans and they have
all those different flavors mixed together, and that's what that

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mystery flavor is. Hey, he gets the same thing mountain
We get mountain dew like it's a matshot. Damn call
it mystery. Put some question marks on the label to
be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Again, I didn't know that that was one of the flavors,
and they do. They've only had like three or four
patriotic flavors every It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
The rabbit hole to go.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Down, not just in this conspiracy, but in mountain dew lore.
In the amount of mountain dews that are available for
you to enjoy or not enjoy. It makes mountain dew untouchable.
No wonder Serge was like, we gotta go right. It
has been fine, but we tried. Yeah, there's nothing close

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to Mountain Dew in the soda world. Like when you
start talking about Cola's you can argue between them, all
right and say I like this one more or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
Mountain Dew there's nothing. Well, there's no other drink unless
you're going generic like Mountain Lightning. There's no other drink like, sure, no,
there is.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Squirt is a citrus soda, I would okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
That's what Mountain Dew is. It's a citrus soda. I'll
give you that. But I think I think Squirt Giggity
leans more towards like the lemon side as opposed to
like an all around citrus.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Now that flavor, you're right, that flavor profile. But Mountain
Dew is a citrus soda initially made with orange juice.

Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
Right, So is Spry because it's lemon and lime combined together. Yes,
but Mountain Dew what lindsay, grapefruit? Right, citrus, yeah, but not.

Speaker 7 (01:25:25):
The lemon or the lime. It's to be more of
a grapefruit could be.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
I don't no, no, no, no, no no no no,
not grape purple grapefruit, grapefruit, citrus.

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
That's what we're saying. These are all citrus sodas, but
nothing else out there has the flavor quite like mountain dew.
You know, you have other citrus sodas, but really mountain
dew stands alone on its on its own. It's it's
very unique in flavor when it comes to citrus sodas.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
I feel we've never done a top list of sodas,
have we? No, to me, this would be a short
list that would be hard for me to compile. I
don't know if I have five sodas I like? Really, yeah,
oh I could.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
I could do that list right now, easy, doctor Peppers.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
No, don't do it. I don't know if I could
compile five that I like.

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
Is it just because there's so many of them it's
hard to choose? No, I just can't think of five
that you like. I just don't have five that I like, Okay,
because I'm a total opposite of that. Right now, there's
so many of them, it's hard for me to choose
which ones would make the top five.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
I don't even like. I just don't drink a lot
of soda. Only since I have discovered like zero sugar
root beer. Have I drank soda again?

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
Yeah? I put it down for the longest time. Same reason,
you know, because of all the sugar, and I pick
up you know, sugar free, doctor pepper, you know, or
I'll get like a cream soda or something. It's just
not that heavy. I feel I've recently started picking it
back up. But I think there's I could do that
easy out.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Yeah, write it down five. I mean I could put
five names in. Of course, I'm talking five sodas that
I like and I buy. I don't think I could
do it. People talk about like doctor Pepper because it's
got prune juice in it. It hasn't had prune juice
in it forever.

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
All right, may have started that way, but.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Coke, well, you know it did start with coke.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
So I don't know what to tell you. Bring back
original recipe coke. All right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
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Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Total free
eight three, three four six oh.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
KMOD can also text the bmms and then what you
want to say to eight two nine four five, somebody
texted and said, uh, mellow yellow, right, we forgot about that,
which is probably there's a reason. And then somebody said,
they work at Pepsi and we have five flavors in
the break room right on the breakroom machine right now, Yeah,
there's thirty eight. I went to look up the number

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thirty eight Mountain new flavor. Wow, all right. Conspiracy Theory
Thursday continues. The CIA recently released a twelve page document
suggesting the United States government may have determined the location
of alien bases more than.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
Three decades ago.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
One is said to be located in Alaska, another is
either in South America or Africa, and a third, it
was claimed, was on Titan Saturn's largest moon.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
Apparently there was.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
A project called Project Stargate, and people used this thing
that I am not a fan of.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
Remote viewing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
And for those who don't know, remote viewing is where
they take someone who says they have this skill set
and that they conceive to places into the future or
in the past, things like that. And the government apparently
used this at one time or still does a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
Maybe it's a real thing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
And they use these remote remote viewing and spent millions
of dollars and untold hours on remote viewing between seventy
seven and ninety five. It took them that long to
go this is dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:29:34):
Maybe the people that were doing it were really good salesmen.
They're like, I don't know, this guy is legit man.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
Among the many remote viewing projects was one in which
a person claimed to see a quote dying elder race
end quote consisting of quote a very tall, thin creature
on Mars. Other remote viewing projects claim to have located
the arc of the Covenant and Noah's Ark. The Stargate
project was taken so seriously the CIA that one psych

(01:30:05):
spy psychic spy was allegedly murdered by the Russians. Well,
that doesn't mean he knew something, They just wanted him dead.
The Titan Alien base. The remote viewer claimed all personal
observed at this base on November twentieth, nineteen eighty six,
appeared to be no different than native Earthlings. There were

(01:30:28):
two male technician types sitting in a control panel of
some kind. Behind them stood an attractive female with brown
shoulder linked hair, wearing a pale green lab coat or
a schmock if. She appeared to be in some sort
of supervisory role.

Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
Why there we go. Now we know?

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Uh, I need to read more about the remote viewing thing.

Speaker 5 (01:30:49):
I don't know how they found these people. I don't
know how they took them serious.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
What did you say in remote viewing that made you
even potentially not a candidate?

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
Right? Maybe they're like, all right, prove this to me.
And they're like, I hid it's something somewhere. Now, use
your special powers to tell me where I hid this object.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Yeah, I mean Kevin Patterson in third grade, Missus Hoffman
would have him leave the room and have somebody touch something,
and then he would come back in and she would
name things and then he would figure out what it was. Why. Well,
and he was a repeat student, and so she was
making me a nice I guess And they had already
worked out a scheme. And when she would use a
certain phrase or a word, he would know what she touched.

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
Mmm.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
Mmm, So they're in kahoots. Yeah, there was no special
skill set you are.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Also wrote about a second alien base located in Mount
Hayes in Alaska. There appeared to be appeared to be
two types of entities associated with the site. The two
entities located outside of the structure were accomplishing some sort
of routine task. I'm going to unable to make contact
with them or gain information of any sort. The third
alien base in South America or South Africa. The remote

(01:32:07):
viewer claimed there appeared to be two types of entities
associated with this site. The first had a very large,
round shaped head and a slender neck, very unhuman in appearance,
almost robot like. Unable to make contact with this bean.
The other entity was almost human like in appearance. His
face was devoid of any hair, his complexion was very pale.

(01:32:29):
Facial features were very distinct, with the exception of a sharp,
slender nose. This entity seemed friendly enough and appeared to
be aware of my presence. None of this has ever
been proven. The Stargate project was allegedly terminated in nineteen
ninety five after the CIA determined that it was not
gonna be useful for intelligence operations. It's fascinating that the

(01:32:54):
government would spend so much time and money on this, though,
when they don't know it and then be like, Ah,
this is a nothing burger.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
This guy's full of crab. Let's just go ahead and
scrap this whole program.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Yeah, because that's like what eighteen years, Yeah, almost two
decades you spend on it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
Yeah, but obviously somebody had to believe something somewhere else.
They wouldn't have spent that much time on there, right,
Surely surely.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Or somebody had a program or a building they could
pay rent to, Okay, and that's why they housed the problem.
I mean, people do crazy people do contracts for work
for crazy reasons all the time, right, Like.

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
Somebody just needed some a lot of money and they're like, well,
the government's giving out money for research, and somebody made
something up and the gum was like, okay, cool, well
here's a here's a couple million dollars, let's use you
all right, I like the funding. I'm gonna I'm gonna
keep this charade going on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
Well yeah, they're like, hey, we want you to vote
for the funding for this project, and they're great, as
long as you do the research in my building and
it needs to be a twenty year project done, then
you just you know, made rent for twenty years.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
Yeah right, you think that don't happen, but it happened.
Well not anymore, DT shutting down all of these empty buildings,
getting our money.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Back Yeah, if you can show me a lease that
that's happened, that'd be impressive. The I'm reading this book right,
and they're talking about I've told you before tuberculosis, And
in the book they talk about the number one reason
why tuberculosis isn't successful, and it is a patient compliance
is the number one reason what nobody wants it not

(01:34:38):
taking the medicine.

Speaker 5 (01:34:39):
Oh and you hear that and you go, wow, why
would you not take the medicine? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
And then you dig in to why they aren't taking
the medicine anything from they can't afford it to they
can't get a ride to go get a prescription, to
their addicts to addicson, so like they're unable to perform
other tasks, right, they moved, right, they can't afford it.

(01:35:03):
In terms of at one study there was they found
that one of the patients, the family had to save
money to buy the medicine and by the time he
got the medicine like eight years later.

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Yeah, and they sold part of their land to get it.
His tuberculosis was so advanced that he died. And so
when you hear patient compliance, you just go, ah, they
just didn't take the medicine in an idiot Gimby stated
yesterday he doesn't finish his medicine right. So it's a
very common thing. But the point being is it's very complicated.

(01:35:38):
The answer is not really the answer. It's so much
more in death. But I want to know. I'm intrigued
to find out what the parameters were to how they
found people that did remote viewing?

Speaker 5 (01:35:52):
Right? Did you find a club? Right? They met up
at the Lakita. Some government guy was walking by the
conference room heard them talking. They're like, I think I
could use you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
Did they just go, hey, we're looking for people for
a project and you show up and they're like, hey,
we want to see if you can see into the
future or the past.

Speaker 5 (01:36:11):
So this says that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Part of Project Stargate and other related efforts from the
seventies and nineties didn't have strict formal requirements like a
typical job. They looked for certain traits and people they
believed could be good remote viewers. Here's what they looked for,
openness to the process. People had to be mentally flexible
and open to trying something unusual.

Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
It feels like gimpie.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
Skeptics weren't necessarily ruled out, but heavy disbelief made it
harder succeed.

Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
I would be out.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Average above average intelligence. They wanted people who could follow
protocols and handle abstract tasks, good concentration and discipline. Remote
viewing sessions require deep focus and patience That eliminates a
lot of people some psychic ability or potential for psychic ability.

(01:37:03):
Early recruits included people who claim to have psychic experiences. Later,
they trained regular military personnel to see if it could
be taught emotional stability. Well, this shows out the work
was strange and sometimes intense. They didn't want people who
might be psychologically unstable, and oftentimes it was people with
military or intelligence background. I am fascinated. I'm fascinated by

(01:37:30):
this and the idea that they just had people be like,
tell me what you see.

Speaker 5 (01:37:36):
Just close your eyes and describe. I was just trying
to figure out, you know, how to do it, how
to can anybody? Can anybody do remote viewing? And so
far what I've found, you know, it takes uh uh,
beginning with relaxation and meditation, then you gotta then a

(01:37:58):
clear intention is set and then that's about as far
as I've gotten so far. So I mean, I guess
if you just sit back and chill, relax, and then
you focus your mind on what you're looking for and
then it comes to you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
No, do that with a million dollars then, right exactly,
or your house being paid off.

Speaker 5 (01:38:20):
Developing remote viewing requires practice, systemat and a systematic approach.
Here's a simple exercise that you can start do. To
start training, we'll select targets. Ask a friend or family
member to choose five to ten images images from a magazine.
These images should be varied and of a real situation,
such as landscapes, people, and objects. Just place the image

(01:38:40):
in an envelope. Ask your assistant to place them face
down in an envelope and tell you nothing about them.
You should not see the images until the end of
the exercise. Calm your mind. Find a quiet place where
you can relax. No, breathe deeply to calm your mind.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
There are plenty of people that believe their psychics and
that they can see into the future. They can I
see an ant or whatever, right or A lot of
that is association. It's a parlor trick. John Edwards, Right, Yeah,
there's plenty of people that do this and still claim
and make a ton of money and become millionaires off
of it. It is not It capitalizes on people's missing

(01:39:18):
of loved ones. And if these people really had that
skill set, why haven't they found missing people the things
to worry about they're trying, Corbin, Okay, that's not the
same as.

Speaker 7 (01:39:30):
Doing or won the lottery.

Speaker 5 (01:39:32):
Or won the lottery, right, or avoid any disaster? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Well, they can only see in the past, can they convenient?
All right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Telsa's Morning Show. Yeah, he's coming right back. That morning show,
Telsa's Rock Station ninety seve.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Total free
eight three three four to six.

Speaker 10 (01:40:16):
Oh k m o d.

Speaker 5 (01:40:19):
Join us.

Speaker 9 (01:40:20):
On the line.

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
Right now is Mike Maliga with the Tulsa Drillers. Hello, sir,
how are you.

Speaker 10 (01:40:24):
I'm doing great? Good morning, corbyin It's.

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
Great to hear you, man. The drillers are.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Hey. I don't want to say this out loud, but
they are on a roll. The guys are playing red
hot right now. And when the team's playing hot, it
makes it a lot more enjoyable, doesn't it.

Speaker 10 (01:40:38):
Oh my gosh, Yes, Yeah, we had a tough start
to the season, lost a couple of games we should
have won, got out of the gate slowly, and now
we've we've definitely turned it on. I think we've won
nine out of our last twelve games at home, had
a big, big series win last week against Arkansas. I
took five out of six from them at home, and
we're starting to crawl up the standings and getting back
into this first half race.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
Now, the future stars of Major League Baseball play at
One Oak Field with the Tulsa Drillers, and you guys
a getting ready to do something that if you haven't
had a chance to go to One Oak Field, you're
definitely gonna get a chance starting Tuesday, where you guys
have a long homestand this ye.

Speaker 10 (01:41:14):
It's our longest stretch of the year, so we're going
to go back to back weeks with games. So we'll
have twelve twelve games over a two week stretch and
we're pumped about it. You know, We've got Chicken Dancers
weekend that'll be kind of a fun alternate identity for
us next week, and then the following week man we're
going to jump into the summer Memorial Day weekend with
back to back to back firework shows over the weekend
before Memorial Day, so should be a great run.

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
Get your tickets Tulsa Drillers dot com. Something we don't
mention that I've talked with Justin about it is if
you have a business and the chance to bring your
business out, you guys have so many options. People think
you've got to have one hundred employees to do something
like this. You guys can accommodate even small groups of employees, right.

Speaker 10 (01:41:57):
Yeah, exactly. I mean that's really the lifeblood of our
attendance is company outings, group addings, church outings, those types
of things. So we've got areas, you know, Corbyn for
groups of fifteen or twenty people, all the way up
to groups of two or three thousand people. So yeah,
we can accommodate groups of almost any size. And like
I said, that's kind of like the bread and butter
for us out here. The families that are coming out

(01:42:19):
at number one, and then those company outings are number two.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Yeah, it's really cool to see even people that utilize
that type of ticket system where that's like their birthday,
and you guys do it like a lot of birthdays,
even on the little party deck area that's in right
field by the first base side. I mean, you guys
just have so many different fan experiences at one oak Field.
It's come a long way since the old Fairgrounds days.

(01:42:44):
In terms of your fan experience. There's something from everybody.
You guys even have an outdoor bar. You have the
world's longest bar and I'm sorry, Oklahoma's longest bar. Outdoor bar.
You have something for everybody at the stadium.

Speaker 10 (01:42:56):
We really do, We really do.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:42:58):
We try to bring and provide something for everybody, whether
you're a senior citizen or whether you're a teenager. You know,
I think, I think come to the ballpark is fun
and you don't even have to be a baseball fan.
That's when we always tell people. You know what I mean.
You might say, I'm not really a baseball fan, So
why go, man? You know why? Because it's just a
great experience coming out, being proud of your city, looking
at that downtown skyline, rooting for the home team, eating

(01:43:20):
some great food, laughing at the mascot. You know you don't.
The drillers is what brings us here. The baseball brings
us to the stadium, but the stadium provides the experience.

Speaker 5 (01:43:29):
All right. Michael Legas joined us from the Tulsa Drillers.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
Make sure you hit the website Tulsa Drillers dot com
to get your tickets, pick the game that you want
to go see as they get ready to start a
long homestand starting on Tuesday, so many chances, no reason
why you can't go out there and experience great baseball,
great expan experience.

Speaker 5 (01:43:47):
Great food. The food this year.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
I don't know how you guys get better every year
with it, but the food this year is on point.
That beer, cheese with pretty much anything on the menu
is gonna work. All right, let's talk about some baseball.
I was looking at the Major League Baseball standings this morning.
Is there a time it's been this time? I know
we're still very new into the season, but pretty much

(01:44:09):
every part of baseball it's either one and a half.
There's either one or two teams that are two games
out there, like it was like nineteen teams have over
twenty wins already this year.

Speaker 10 (01:44:19):
Yeah, it is very balanced. It is crazy. I'm looking
at the standings right now. I had a feeling you're
going to ask about that, and you know, every of
the six divisions. Five divisions have three or more teams
within like four games the first place. So there are
a lot of teams that are in position to make
a run at a playoff run this year. And that's
that is exciting. And that even goes for the Dodgers.

(01:44:42):
You know, who are the prohibited favorites in the NL West.
I mean, the Padres and the Giants are only a
game and a half behind them, And those are three
of the best records in Major League Baseball, all coming
from that one division against the juggernaut that the Dodgers
have put together.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Yeah, I can't think of anybody who's clearly the dominant team.
I mean, you've got the people in the past that
have obviously been good, but there is nobody I think
that I can think of that is killing it in
terms of, yeah, they've got it, They're gonna run.

Speaker 5 (01:45:10):
Away with it like we have felt in the past.

Speaker 10 (01:45:13):
Yeah, I mean, I still feel like the Dodgers are
that team and kind of like the surprise team to me,
Corbin is the Detroit Tigers, right, the Detroit Tigers. They
opened up the season at LA and lost three games
in a row. And since that series, which all of
those games were tightly contested, and you thought, oh, wow,
Detroit's gonna be pretty damn good this year. He remember,
they made the playoffs last year. You don't think of

(01:45:33):
Detroit as as great. But they're twenty three and ten
and probably playing the best ball in baseball ever since
that opening series in LA kind of concluded. So the
Tigers are doing great. The Mariners are off to an
incredible start. You know, these are some teams you don't
really think about a ton, the Mets that have dealt
with a bunch of injuries, and they're kind of off
to an amazing start, you know. And then of course

(01:45:53):
the Dodgers and the Yankees and the you know, the
Red Sox are even up in there. So it's a
it's gonna be a fun summer shaping up that way.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
Yeah, and here's the power rankings that I saw that
one I saw put out, And let me tell me
what you think. Number one Dodgers. I think we already
know how you feel about that. The Mets in at
number two.

Speaker 10 (01:46:13):
Yeah, I love it. And Mets are dealing with some
key injuries as well, and uh, they're just finding a
way to get wins in And I really I really
think they're only going to get better as the summer progresses.

Speaker 5 (01:46:23):
Padres at three, Giants at four.

Speaker 10 (01:46:26):
Padres amazing. I think they're legit. I think they're going
to be in it the whole way. I'm not. I'm
like the jury's still out for me on the Giants.
They're playing great ball. I just feel like they're playing
maybe a little bit over their heads, but definitely Padres
I think is a World Series contender.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
Cubs at number five. For me, this is the team
I think that's gonna make it all the way this year.
They have a great philosophy when it comes to playing
ball this year, and they're the bullpen isn't letting them down.

Speaker 10 (01:46:51):
No, I mean they're they're both or Their offense has
been unbelievable. You know. Michael Bush, former Driller, is having
a great season up there. They they really have got
and it's kind of a weak division, so I have it.
I think they have a chance to kind of get
a run away with it a little bit. But they're
starting pitching in there, and their their bullpen has been
a little bit shaky, so I mean they've got some

(01:47:11):
question marks, but they're in a division where they might
be able to be the first ones to really jump
out to a big lead.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
And then it rounds out with the Yankees, Phillies, Tigers,
like you mentioned, Guardians, and the Royals.

Speaker 10 (01:47:22):
Yep, so Yankees. You know, I'm kind of mediocre on
the Yankees yet, I just don't see enough consistency there.
I definitely think Philly is incredible. I think they're gonna get.
They're gonna get, They're gonna get on a big run.
Kansas City. Then they're twenty two and sixteen, they're doing great.

Speaker 5 (01:47:37):
Love.

Speaker 10 (01:47:37):
I love the Royals and I love that young team.
They gave the Yankees a hell of a run for
the money in the playoffs last year, so I'm bullish
on the Royals too. I think they're gonna have a
hot stretch and and vault themselves towards the top there
with Detroit and the Central is going to be one
to watch, the Ale Central and.

Speaker 5 (01:47:52):
Then near the bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
I was shocked to see that the Orioles are and
the Angels aren't the teams that they were last year.

Speaker 10 (01:48:02):
Yeah, you know, Angels are kind of They may they
may be in the running for a worst record in
the American League by the end of it. Unfortunately. But
you know when when who's the other team you just
mentioned there.

Speaker 5 (01:48:12):
The Angels and the Orioles.

Speaker 10 (01:48:14):
Oh, the Orioles. Yeah, the Orioles. They're gonna get on
They're gonna get on a run. But you know, they
didn't do themselves any favors this offseason. They left their
their starting pitching kind of weak. They let Corbyn Burns,
who's one of the best pitchers in the big leagues,
kind of go without getting anything in return for him.
And I think they're paying the price for that one.
But they're exciting, and they're gonna go on a run here,
and they're gonna be tough, and they're gonna be a spoiler.

(01:48:35):
But uh yeah, I don't think they have what it
takes probably and.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
Uh to be a Rockies fan or a White Sox fan.
OI that is, that is not an easy pill that
you have to swallow with the Rockies only have six
wins out of thirty five games.

Speaker 10 (01:48:51):
Brutal, Yeah, just a brutal, brutal run for them. They're
they are very young. They are like a Triple A
team right now. I think that the Oklahoma City team
art Triple A club and the Dodgers organization. I think
they could probably play twenty games against the Rockies right
now and probably go ten and ten against them. So, like,

(01:49:12):
the Rockies are nothing but like a Triple A, like
advanced Triple A team right now. And it's kind of
sad because you know, we were partners with them for
twelve years and really love the love those guys and
root for them and root for their success. But yeah,
they're not a good spot to hue.

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Yeah, and they don't have an easy road being in
the NL West with the Dodgers and Padres. So listen,
baseball is always fun. There's always a story to be
had to watch great players. There's some great ones playing
right now at One Oakfield. They'll be back in town
on Tuesday. Get your tickets. Tulsa Drillers dot Com, Fireworks,
there's kids for the area. They say it's going to
warm up next week, so there's gonna be some great

(01:49:45):
splash pad areas for the kids. Make sure you get
out there to One Oakfield to see the Tulsa Drillers
in action.

Speaker 5 (01:49:51):
Mike, thanks for joining.

Speaker 10 (01:49:52):
Us, Thanks forbe I appreciate it. Have a great weekend.

(01:50:12):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
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Speaker 7 (01:50:26):
Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. Happy thirty third porn
star birthday to Kimberly Chi. She gets wicked and hits
like Asian invasions two and three, gag reflex too and
touching my private cookie. She was the Hottest Inked Star
Award nominee.

Speaker 2 (01:50:46):
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Speaker 5 (01:50:49):
You're gonna get your last chance with us to qualify
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Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
No nutshots. All right, let's go ahead and do our
top list. We do it every week at this time.

Speaker 5 (01:51:09):
It's Typer big Man Morning Show's Top List, random topics,
randomly drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn, Kimpi and
Lindsay with this week's top list.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
This week's top list are things you stop pretending to enjoy.
After thirty things you stopped pretending to enjoy after thirty,
lindsay number five.

Speaker 7 (01:51:31):
I'd say the fair what, Yeah, it's very expensive after
you have children to take them, you're spending a lot
and not getting much from it for yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:51:47):
Would it be different if you didn't have kids, like
after thirty? Would you enjoy it the same or be
the still? I don't enjoy it as much because I'm
over thirty.

Speaker 7 (01:52:00):
I'm not riding the rides so and you know it's
I can have a beer at home. The people watching
is is probably the best part. But again I don't
want to have to pay the money. So yeah, but

(01:52:20):
the just the thought of spending the money because the
kids want to go is awful to me, Like the
expense is of vacation.

Speaker 5 (01:52:32):
Where else are you going to get a pizza that's
covered in crickets and scorpions?

Speaker 7 (01:52:35):
Though, nope, no, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
I mean anything you do with kids is expensive, and
of all the things you do with kids that are expensive,
the fair is the least expensive. Oh no, what.

Speaker 5 (01:52:44):
The things you do with kids? What you have to
pay for?

Speaker 7 (01:52:46):
Oh? I think it is way more.

Speaker 5 (01:52:51):
All the sports that they're in. And if you know
you didn't have to pay for the sports, how much
money you would have to spend out.

Speaker 7 (01:52:58):
Fair mmm for one night of thrills. No, and it's
not a thrill for me at all. I'll get sick
on the amount of crap that I will eat there.
Number four fruity drinks like sex on the beach. I'm

(01:53:19):
an adult, I'm gonna drink like one.

Speaker 5 (01:53:22):
Then you just make a fruity drink for us.

Speaker 7 (01:53:24):
That was delicious. But sex on the beach is like
a go to when you don't know what to order.
It's an easy like oh.

Speaker 5 (01:53:35):
Huh, okay, So specifically sex on the beach or fruity.

Speaker 7 (01:53:38):
Drinks, Yes, sex on the beach. It is a drink
that you order when you don't know what to order
because you haven't been drinking long enough to know what
a good drink is, okay. Number three public swimming pools.
Don't enjoy them because you don't know who's in them

(01:54:00):
and where they've.

Speaker 5 (01:54:01):
Been, says the woman who's been spoiled with.

Speaker 7 (01:54:04):
Her own Exactly, you've been spoiled with your own, then
you don't want to be in a public swimming pool.

Speaker 5 (01:54:11):
But yeah, you invite your friends over right, and I
know them. Yeah, but you don't watch, You don't see
them wash their ass before they get.

Speaker 7 (01:54:17):
In, This is very true.

Speaker 5 (01:54:18):
Or if they have diarrhea exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:54:21):
I feel though that if they have diarrhea, they're not
going to come over. They're gonna sign I'm out today.

Speaker 5 (01:54:27):
I'm in. I'm just going to clinch it while I'm
in swimming, right, Or they don't own a bidet. I'll
let you fill in the gaps on that you've been
sitting on that jet for quite some time, sir.

Speaker 7 (01:54:43):
Number two, clubbing baby seals going to the clubs that
ship sailed a long time ago and after thirty, Nope,
I am in bed and I'm not putting on the
high heels to go out dancing. If it's for a

(01:55:04):
wedding reception, yeah, I'm all for that, but the uh,
the music at the clubs isn't for me anymore. Yeah,
I'm not enjoying myself. And the number one on my
list for things I'm not I'm done faking that I
like after thirty is going to family to family to

(01:55:25):
family for holidays. Nope. I didn't like it then and
I definitely don't like it now. And I'm old enough
to where if you want to see me, come see us.

Speaker 5 (01:55:34):
But you moved so that that's worked itself easier.

Speaker 7 (01:55:37):
Yes, absolutely so.

Speaker 5 (01:55:38):
If you lived in the same town, you wouldn't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:55:41):
No, No, I'm over it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:45):
Doing our top list.

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
We're doing things you stop pretending to enjoy after thirty
bmms and whatever that is for you to eight two, nine,
four five GIMPI.

Speaker 5 (01:55:55):
I had to shift some things around because as I'm
reading this, some things take priorities over others. But anyhow,
Number five Margarita's just in general, Margarita's. You know, when
you're twenty five or whatever and you're at the at
the El Chico or whatever Mexican restaurant, give me Margarita.
Sink go to Mio just passed by, give me Margarita.

(01:56:19):
Make it a double you know, heartburn Alley. No, I
can't do it anymore. I can't do it. Just just
skip the sweet and sour and give me straight tequila.
You know, I ain't do the margaritas. Number four wash pits,
slash crowdsurfing, mosh pits and crown I am too old

(01:56:43):
to be. And when we go to rock Loom, it's great.
It's a fun time. These pits break out and you
see kids and old people pushing each other around. You know,
it's slamming into each other. And I'm cool on all that,
but I don't need you to hoist me up and
pass me around like a fat doobie at a concert,

(01:57:06):
you know, crowdsurfing. If I hit the ground now, compared
to when I was in my twenties and thirties, it
hurts a lot more and it takes a lot longer
to recover. Okay, the chances of me breaking a bone
because somebody didn't catch my fat ass coming across the
crowd has increased, and I'm out. I'm out. I will

(01:57:29):
when a mash pit breaks out. Hell, there was one
at the Canes Ballroom, right, and I I backed the
hell up. I'm like, I am not messing with any
of this. And some gal, some heifer behind me got
pissed off because this mashpit breaks out and I get pushed, right,

(01:57:51):
just bodies being flung everywhere. One of them bumped into
me and that causes me to go backwards. So I
bump into the heifer that's behind me, and she's all
getting mad at me, like I did it on purpose,
and I'm like, listen here, you silly, see you next Tuesday.
I ain't got nothing to I'm trying to get away
from all this good mashpits, crowdsurfing not for me. Number

(01:58:17):
three tent camping. I'll do it if I have to.
I will do it if I have to.

Speaker 2 (01:58:24):
So if somebody said, hey, we're going to rocklaholm uh huh,
and we're gonna stay, but I don't have an RV,
We're gonna pitch a tent.

Speaker 5 (01:58:29):
I will drive back and forth. Wow, I may even
sleep in my car. I'd rather sleep in my car
than sleep on a on a tent now, Like I
think it was like last year we went camping with
some friends for their birthday, and there was some room
in the camper, but I chose to take my tent

(01:58:50):
anyway because I wanted some privacy. If you're picking up
what I'm putting down, you know what I mean, I
won't want to be able to fornicate. I can't do
that in fun of gotten. Okay, there are v that
the table can't put the day off. The table that
converts into a bed. I mean, people have to eat
on that. How are you gonna how are you gonna
make it through the visectomy. It's going to be tough.

(01:59:12):
I told my lady that because she's coming over tonight,
and I was like, you're gonna, we're gonna have to
keep this intimy, intimacy to a minimum zero, because you know,
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
Can't, dude, you're not even wanna. You're not even wanna.
Get the soldier ready, like you, you're not going to
want to.

Speaker 5 (01:59:31):
That's why I'm like, you can't. You can't be touching me,
you can't be kissing on me or anything. I'll kiss
you on your lips, but anything outside of that ain't
happening because I don't want anything moving right now. So
there are some exceptions to tent camping, but for the
most part, I'm out. I'm out. The goddamn air mattress.

(01:59:53):
No matter what kind you get, top of the line,
bottom of the line, it ends up deflating. Halfway through
the night. You wake up, it's five o'clock in the morning,
dudes coming down on you. The birds are chirping, and
you got a goddamn rock in your back because why
because your air mattress deflated. I'm out. I'm out number

(02:00:14):
two on my list and and controlled substances. That's all.
That's all. I gotta say about that. I had my
fun in the past and that's where it stays. It
got to a point in my life where like I
I don't need this anymore. I'm gonna just it's not fun,
it's not enjoyable. Keep it back there.

Speaker 2 (02:00:36):
So for you, any illegal drugs, you're out on well.

Speaker 5 (02:00:42):
Controlled substances, I e. Your matth, your coke, your pills,
right illegal Yeah, well, some places mushrooms are illegal. Some
places LSD is still illegal, right, you know, I think
all this places LSD is illegal pretty much. You see,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:00:56):
But you know, illgal drug find but weeds ill in someplace,
but not here.

Speaker 5 (02:01:01):
You're not here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, for
the most appeals are legal. If you got a prescription,
I'm out either way.

Speaker 2 (02:01:07):
Illegal drugs you're out on the okay, I'm just clarifying.

Speaker 5 (02:01:11):
And number one standing at concerts. That's great to be
down there on the floor. You get up real clothes.
The Canes Ballroom, I love that place. It is an
amazing venue. Lots of history. I have lots of history there.
I've seen a lot of shows there. But ever since

(02:01:37):
I turned thirty or so if there's an open seats
on the bleachers that they have, I'm taking it. Sometimes
they have tables that are set up by like the
sound booth, and if they ain't nobody sitting there, I'm
taking a seat. You know, just standing for hours and
hours and hours out. I can't do it. My leg's hurt,

(02:01:58):
my back hurts. I'm old. I can't take it.

Speaker 2 (02:02:02):
We're doing top lists, we're doing things you stop pretending
to enjoy after thirty number five for me leaving voicemails, okay,
and I think you can pretty much package these altogether.
Leaving voicemails, getting phone calls, calling people back. I used
to enjoy all that. Now I don't. I don't want

(02:02:23):
to talk on the phone. I don't want to call
people back.

Speaker 5 (02:02:28):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:02:29):
I don't want you leaving a voicemail. I get mad
when you don't leave a voicemail. Well, I want to
know what you needed.

Speaker 5 (02:02:37):
Right, but you don't want us leave a voicemail. That's
number five. Number four being bloated from eating carbs.

Speaker 2 (02:02:47):
I used to love eating pizza in that, but now
like I get so bloated at night and it's.

Speaker 5 (02:02:51):
Like, ah, have you switched? To the cauliflower crust.

Speaker 2 (02:02:55):
No sacrilegious listen enjoying it and not doing it or
not the same.

Speaker 5 (02:03:03):
These have their exceptions. Yes, since camping pizza, I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:03:09):
Number three on things I stopped pretending to enjoy after
being thirty, staying up late, I don't enjoy that at all.
And usually in the moment I'm probably okay, but then
the next morning I'm like, ah, I do not enjoy
staying up late for any reason at all. We're getting

(02:03:32):
ready to go on this trip and we're gonna have
some late nights, and I'm like, so that's number three.
Number two that I stop pretending to enjoy. After I
turned thirty, was thinking it was comfortable to not wear

(02:03:57):
socks with my sandals. It is comfortable. You never do it, man, Yeah,
no you don't.

Speaker 5 (02:04:08):
You don't do it with your sandals or your crocs. No,
you never wear socks with your crocs ever, ever. Ever, Well,
you're dumb. Now. Socks and shoes, Yeah, I'd throw on
a pair of shoes without any socks, no problem. Now
that's gotten to be Uh, I gotta have a pair
of socks off of my shoes. But sandals slides, maybe

(02:04:31):
some slides. I'll let you it's the same same. I
don't know sandals. I think of like Jesus sandals. I
think of flip flops where you got your ninja toe.

Speaker 2 (02:04:40):
It just doesn't sandals, flipflops, crocs, same cow kicked them all.
They're exact same thing, just the shape of them is different.
So if you can wear a sock with slides, you
can wear a sock with all of them. I for me,
I don't like how like when your feet get sweaty
and then it's slimy on that on the crop, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (02:05:01):
I'd rather wear socks.

Speaker 2 (02:05:04):
And then Number one of things I stopped pretending to
enjoy after thirty was saying no to clothes at Sam's Club,
Costco or Walmart.

Speaker 5 (02:05:14):
They have great.

Speaker 7 (02:05:15):
Stuff, Yeah they do.

Speaker 2 (02:05:17):
Quick question, what do you think the percentage of my
outfit currently is from Costco?

Speaker 5 (02:05:22):
Costwise, No percentage of what I'm wearing.

Speaker 2 (02:05:25):
Is from Costco nine eighty three Kimpi's closer seventy five
percent of what I'm wearing came from Costco, and I'm
happy about it.

Speaker 5 (02:05:35):
I don't think your shoes are coming from Costco. You're
pretty picky about dam yeah, yeah, right, I have my
dad's shoes.

Speaker 2 (02:05:41):
I saw a friend of mine and we're like, oh,
we didn't see it because you didn't have your we
didn't see your shoes.

Speaker 5 (02:05:45):
I was like, oh, these are my dad's shoes. I'm
in dad mode. That white new balance those are in
now are.

Speaker 2 (02:05:53):
But yeah, I have no problem looking, buying, trying on
clothes from Sam's Club, Costco, Walmart. I don't know what
happened to Walmart. They got cool stuff now they do
they do and cheap.

Speaker 7 (02:06:07):
And Costco will get I don't have Sam's Club membership,
but Costco does have name brand stuff, like you can
find Nike there. You can find the embowers of the world.
But not that that's great.

Speaker 5 (02:06:18):
But I don't know you dropped it.

Speaker 7 (02:06:20):
I mean, some of their sweaters are nice in the winter,
but yeah, socks and crocs really rocks.

Speaker 5 (02:06:28):
Yes they do.

Speaker 2 (02:06:29):
Geez No, I hate to agree with that one, gimp,
but after Stergil Simpson, no opener standing for four hours
those stairs almost one on the way house, real man,
loud and crowded parties, uncomfortable fashion, staying out late, dating, drama, hangovers,
no hangovers for sure. Another one heavy drinking machismo, going

(02:06:54):
to sleep late, having lots of friends, leaving the house.
Nothing makes me happier than knowing I haven't moved my
car in a few days.

Speaker 5 (02:07:07):
I know, right why this is great.

Speaker 2 (02:07:11):
I joke with my wife on Mondays when I go
to call her and I'm like, you weren't even in
the list of recent calls, because yeah, I didn't do nothing,
all right, because we were by each other the whole time.
It made it nice, all right. We got to take
a break, We'll be back, tell says morning.

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Speaker 5 (02:07:57):
To say to eight two nine four five. You guys
know what the Colisseum is in Rome, right?

Speaker 7 (02:08:05):
Never been?

Speaker 2 (02:08:06):
Yeah, Well, this tourist was there and he was having
a good time, forty seven year old male, and he
accidentally impaled himself on a spiked fence will trying to
pose for a photograph. He required over eighty stitches in surgery.

(02:08:32):
According to the reports, The unnamed man was found hanging
on the metal bars at the coliseum, piercing his spine
on Friday after trying to climb a fence for a
photo op. He was apparently impaled for twenty minutes and

(02:08:52):
then it took medical personnel another twenty minutes to remove him.
So around the colis they don't love you it, and
so they have the stens around it, and then they
had and the fence.

Speaker 5 (02:09:04):
What I remember is the fence was pretty tall.

Speaker 2 (02:09:06):
I had been ten feet right and I could see
climbing it to get like this crazy uh picture, and
he must have.

Speaker 5 (02:09:12):
Fell and got stuck on it. Well, that's why those
fences are spiked like that to keep people out and
if they you know, trying to get in, they get impaled.

Speaker 2 (02:09:23):
The man has not been officially charged, although Italian officials
are exploring what the penalty would be for tampering with
a historic landmark, which is a major but not criminal
offense in Italy because they have so many, you know,
historical things there that says. The man was reportedly stuck

(02:09:44):
on the fence, screaming in pain for over twenty minutes
before paramedics reached him. They ultimately gave him a sedative.
They carefully maneuvered him off the bars and took him
twenty minutes to detach the man from the spike, which
resulted in him losing large arge amounts of blood. The
man was unable to speak for several hours after the incident,

(02:10:05):
probably because they gave him so many opiates.

Speaker 5 (02:10:07):
Oh right, But he.

Speaker 2 (02:10:10):
Was questioned by law enforcement finally on Sunday, and there
was no definitive answers as to how everything happened. They
officials know that the tourist was on vacation in the
city for several days with family and friends. After he
was removed from the metal spike and stabilized, medics took
him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery and received
eighty stench stitches.

Speaker 5 (02:10:33):
Over the weekend. Dude, that's wild.

Speaker 7 (02:10:38):
Yeah, I would think that your body would go into shock.

Speaker 2 (02:10:43):
I mean, everybody's body is different and everybody's built different.

Speaker 7 (02:10:46):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (02:10:48):
And if it was piercing his spine, there might have
been some sort of inhibiting of fluids moving in certain directions.

Speaker 5 (02:10:56):
Right, So, like, are those are those spikes that sharp
to where it's like instant boom piercing You see what
I'm saying, the penetration, they're a point.

Speaker 2 (02:11:08):
It's one of those type of fences that has a
point on it, right, but you don't necessarily need a point, Yeah,
depending on how far you're falling, weight and pressure, Yeah,
you know, hitting the right spot.

Speaker 5 (02:11:19):
Yeah. My thought was there, if he's climbing up, right,
he's climbing up this ten foot fence and then the
spikes are up at the top, and he's like, well,
I'm just going to flip myself over the top of
this fence here and then I'll get down there. I'll
be able to take a picture inside the calmn whatever.
But like, as he's got his belly and he's trying
to fling his leg over the other side, it's just

(02:11:40):
slowly penetrating him. You know, why not stop once you're like, oh,
that doesn't seem right as opposed to like, you know,
in an instant, it's too it happened too fast.

Speaker 2 (02:11:55):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm I'm trying to
find a good picture to show you guys. If where
it is and it doesn't say how high he was,
he could have been inside up on a level and fell,
you know, twenty feet. It isn't There isn't many details
about the incident of what happened but to me, when

(02:12:16):
you see some of the pictures of the fence line,
you you.

Speaker 5 (02:12:20):
You ah, yeah, those are spiky, spiky, spiky, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:12:27):
And then then you're in the hospital. Yeah, and I
can't Maybe he wouldn't be in the hospital very long.
But my understanding is when you visit another country and
your medical expense is not cheap, and I don't know
if your insurance covers you when you're in a foreign country.

Speaker 5 (02:12:42):
Right, that's a good question.

Speaker 10 (02:12:44):
You're a.

Speaker 5 (02:12:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:12:48):
People don't think about medical expenses when they go on
a trip.

Speaker 5 (02:12:52):
No, And you think, oh, I'll be fine, until you're
not right, So you have a heart attack while you're
looking at the you know, Eiffel Tower or whatever, or
you slip and break your leg on the smallest patch
of ice in Norway, whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:13:11):
I remember my wife got super sick when we were
on vacation in Aruba, and we called our doctor and
they told us to go to the pharmacy and asked
for a certain medicine. And so I looked on the
map and I was like, Ruba's not a big island,
like you can walk it, right, And I was like,

(02:13:32):
that's not that far.

Speaker 5 (02:13:32):
I'll just walk for I was late to it's like
the Vegas Strip walker. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:13:40):
Because I could see the building, I was like, ah,
I'll just I'll just walk. And it's like pretty much
anywhere else where. There's the ocean, it's cool a certain
temperature near the ocean, and then once you're not near
the ocean.

Speaker 5 (02:13:54):
It is.

Speaker 2 (02:13:59):
Tumbleweeds. I'm not joking. There were tumbleweeds that blew across.
And I finally made it to the pharmacy and it's
just there's nothing, empty building, nice new building. Pharmacy got
the pharmacy logo. I go in and I tried guess what.

(02:14:19):
They don't speak English and they I think they spoke Dutch.
If I'm not mistaken, and it isn't like Spanish, like
I can stumble through Spanish. I can get some words
here and there. Dutch none. I wouldn't know if they
were telling me to, you know, quick, drink this to

(02:14:41):
save your life, and me trying to explain what I needed,
and they ended up having to call someone who spoke English,
me talk to them. Then they told the pharmacist and
then I went to pay and they don't take cardit card,
they take whatever the Dutch currency is right, and I

(02:15:02):
didn't have.

Speaker 5 (02:15:02):
It and they just let me take it. Well yeah,
and then I had to walk back. Meanwhile, your wife
is dying.

Speaker 2 (02:15:11):
Yeah, yeah, she she had started if I remember her
fertility medicine, and it like apparently her body did not
handle it. Well, yeah, I'll never forget that.

Speaker 5 (02:15:26):
And we have never been back to Aruba since.

Speaker 8 (02:15:29):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:15:29):
No, I saw the island, right right, let's just stick
with Mexico. In all honesty, it was amazing and I
would go back in a minute. The food was wildly good.
But the idea of like walking and trying to navigate.
I've walked Rome. I've walked from the coliseum in Rome
to our hotel, and again it was a it's right there,

(02:15:54):
and it took us two hours to walk.

Speaker 5 (02:15:58):
So what I'm hearing you say is, if it seemed
seems like it's right there, it's not taking now, Yeah,
it's right there. Take a cab.

Speaker 2 (02:16:07):
Yeah, I mean it's part of the you know, Luckily,
I have a good partner who's like, it's part of
the adventure, right, and I don't mind it. And then
over when you're over you're like, oh, okay, I mean
my wife's done this where we go. We went to
Broken Bow and decided to take a hike, like let's
take the fountain, go for a hike. We read the

(02:16:28):
thing and it's like, oh, it's good for beginners and kids.

Speaker 5 (02:16:32):
Nice. We started like we lunch went.

Speaker 2 (02:16:37):
At four o'clock. This was in November. At four o'clock.
I was like, we got to start deciding what we're
going to do if when we can't see the path
right And we had my mom with me and going,
we can't, we gotta we gotta start. Am I gonna
have to make a fire? Like what I'm not I'm not.

Speaker 5 (02:16:55):
Joking to be friend.

Speaker 7 (02:16:59):
Like situation.

Speaker 2 (02:17:01):
We felt like we were getting close like any It
was one of those like we should be near the end.
So either we didn't take the right path or whatever.
But it was supposed to be one mile. We started
at like one and took short cuts that were like
here's a shortcut, like it told you there was a shortcut.

Speaker 7 (02:17:21):
Probably everybody moved the sign.

Speaker 2 (02:17:25):
And to this day when she's like, oh, let's go
for a hike, I'm like, eh, he.

Speaker 5 (02:17:31):
Reholster that girl. Remember, but last time we decided to
take a hike.

Speaker 2 (02:17:35):
Like I'm carrying both of the kids. Everybody's hungry because
we didn't again it was supposed to be a mile.
We left snacks in the car, took like I had
a water bottle.

Speaker 5 (02:17:48):
Oh god, And.

Speaker 2 (02:17:49):
The kids are like, You're like, ah, yeah, no, that
actually makes more sense for you because you're a very
tiny person.

Speaker 7 (02:17:57):
Who's being carried.

Speaker 5 (02:17:58):
Yeah, right right.

Speaker 2 (02:17:59):
And it's like the path is not flat, it's like
at an angle and I'm carrying kids. And it was
cold when we left, so there's coats right.

Speaker 5 (02:18:08):
Oh god.

Speaker 2 (02:18:09):
It was miserable, but an awesome story.

Speaker 5 (02:18:12):
Yeah, part of the adventure. Huh yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:18:15):
My brother's notorious at this and I've told this story
on the air.

Speaker 5 (02:18:19):
We went to New York and we.

Speaker 2 (02:18:20):
Made a deal that I would buy the tickets in
New York for the baseball game and he would get
the hotel. And so we go to the baseball game.
It gets rained out, so we don't get to go
to the game. He knows some people there. He calls
him up. We meet at a bar. We go to
the bar, We close the bar, like we're there. It's
like two thirty in the morning, nice right, drinking whiskey,
which I don't do. But we're hammered, and I'm like, hey,
where's your friend's place that we're going.

Speaker 5 (02:18:41):
To stay at?

Speaker 2 (02:18:41):
Because he's like, oh, I didn't get a hotel. I
asked my buddy if we could stay and he's like, yeah,
we're not staying there.

Speaker 5 (02:18:46):
Oh god. I was like, we're not.

Speaker 2 (02:18:47):
He's like no, he's out of town whatever the reason was.
And I'm like what, So we got a hotel and
he's like, oh god no. Our train is at seven,
and I was like, what are we going to do?
He was, oh, we're sleeping in the train station and
I so, I'm drunk on whiskey.

Speaker 5 (02:19:07):
I'm like what.

Speaker 2 (02:19:10):
And we walked to Penn station and we go to sleep.
We go to sleep on the floor, but he finds
the we go to find he finds these people. He
found these two girls and they had this massive amount
of luggage. And I don't know how he knew this,
but he knew they were Russian. And he start, because
my brother can speak Russian, he speaks Russian to them

(02:19:30):
and he's like, hey, lay down here, We're fine, They're
good with us laying here. And I was like, I
just sit there and I'm like staring at them. They're
staring at me because they probably intimidated.

Speaker 5 (02:19:42):
And they're just like, yeah, I guess.

Speaker 2 (02:19:45):
And so my brother gets some newspaper, lays it out,
lays down, and goes to sleep, like instantly.

Speaker 5 (02:19:52):
He would make New York hobo.

Speaker 2 (02:19:55):
Yeah, And so I decide I'm going to like lean
up against the wall.

Speaker 5 (02:20:00):
I don't lay down again. It's it's the floor so gross.

Speaker 7 (02:20:04):
I cannot imagine you sleeping at a train station me either,
And I did it.

Speaker 5 (02:20:09):
Grab a rat, use it as a pillow, and so.

Speaker 2 (02:20:12):
I must have dozed off and I wake up to
the to get up like yelling at us, and I
open my eyes and those girls are gone and my
brother out and I'm like it's two cops.

Speaker 5 (02:20:27):
They're like you need to get up.

Speaker 2 (02:20:28):
And move along. This isn't a place to sleep. And
I'm like okay, and they go, is he with you?

Speaker 5 (02:20:33):
Yes? Get him up, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:20:35):
Like, Craig, get up, and they take their baton and
start poking them, and my brother goes get the like
starts expletives yelling at them what's wrong with like completely
losing his mind, and I'm like, what is happening? We
finally get our stuff up. He calms down. They put

(02:20:56):
us they want us to be in this like special area,
and they we sit down next to these Russian girls
because he says something to them and they just kind
of shrug, and then we sit down.

Speaker 5 (02:21:06):
He's like, we're fine, just this will be okay.

Speaker 2 (02:21:08):
It's like four thirty, right, we have not We've only
been in there a couple of hours. We are things
at seven. So I eventually doze off in the seat.
He lays back down on the floor in this where
we weren't.

Speaker 5 (02:21:21):
I wake up.

Speaker 2 (02:21:23):
There's barely anybody in this area. The girls are gone.
My brother's gone, Oh god, and I'm like this mf.

Speaker 5 (02:21:30):
Or Corvett lost in New York. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:21:35):
I get to the line for the train because I
don't know where he is. I just know where the
train is. Get on the train, and as they're queuing
people into the train.

Speaker 5 (02:21:46):
I hear Corvin. It's my brother. Happy.

Speaker 2 (02:21:50):
By the way, my brother's not a morning person. Happy
as could be. He's like, I got donuts. He apparently
gotten up to go get breakfast. Yeah, yeah, that's very accommodating.

Speaker 5 (02:22:02):
I woke a brother up first.

Speaker 2 (02:22:05):
I do love donuts, and I grabbed the bag and
I'm like, you get in another car, don't sit next
to me.

Speaker 5 (02:22:13):
Give me my bar claw. I don't want to look
at you for twelve hours.

Speaker 2 (02:22:16):
We get to Boston and he's like, where's our hotel?
And I'm like, you're real funny. Yeah, So we go
to the hotel. We sleep till the next ball game.
We decide not to go to the ball game because
he didn't buy tickets.

Speaker 5 (02:22:31):
Uh huh, and.

Speaker 2 (02:22:34):
We just go and eat a bunch of seafood. But
it's still a great story. I'm up for the adventure
and it never works out. All right, we got to
take a break. I've never impaled myself on a fence,
that's for sure, yet.

Speaker 7 (02:22:47):
Right, hang out with your brother some more.

Speaker 2 (02:22:49):
No could happened the amount of times he has stories
of abandoning people on trips that are with him.

Speaker 5 (02:22:54):
It's wild.

Speaker 2 (02:22:56):
My mom, his girlfriend, oh god, yeah. While still hang
out with him.

Speaker 5 (02:23:02):
He's fun. We got to take a break. We'll be
back ve.

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