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chill in ninety seven to five km o d. Yesterday, no yesterday,
last week. You might remember ustalking about the Sphere and fish.
Yeah, the bong guy, thebong guy. He has a name.

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Oh was it like Darren Nope,Chad nope, David nope, Kyle nope,
Steven nope, Matthew nope, Laurennope, name Michael. Right,
Well, the Sphere has overturned itsband on acid farts. His acid farts.

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I feel like that's on brand.Yeah. Mm, acid parts are
the worst too, man, Okay, I'm just saying when it comes to
farts, there's some pretty bad ones. Acid farts, meth farts pretty rank.
Huh. I'll take it. Yeah. Can we put that on the
that ship of saleboard for me?I'm not gonna have, I said,

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farts and I'm not gonna have methfarts. I feel like meth is that
drug you should go never say never? Right? Do you never know what
you're looking at? Me? Becauseyou hear stories all the time of like
some guys like I went to abusiness dinner and the next thing I know,
I was doing meth. Like what, right, killed some stripper in
a bathroom? Yeah, I getit. Yeah, totally right. There's

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always some like weird connection to it. In the older times when you're older
right right, when you're younger,like whatever, you just didn't get involved
in a scene. But you know, the older is like, wow,
I was trying to impress this client. He was like, do you want
some cocaine? I was like okay, and then he was like do you
want meth? Hell, that's thewhole point of uh Wolf of Wall Street

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is that, except it was crack. But like he he meets Jonah Hill's
character and he's like, do youwant to go smoke some crack? And
here's this rich, successful guy andhe's like, don'kay chasing a high?
So yeah, I guess that mightbe one and go or is it haroin?
Which one would be more classified asthe I never say never drug.

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I think it would be math,just because you're old and need the energy.
Yeah. I feel like though whenyou're older, you can afford the
better of the drug. So Ifeel like it would be either cocaine or
find better heroin to find better Well, when I think of math reference at
that point, I think of cleaningproducts found underneath your kitchen counter or something,

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you know. So yeah, it'slike whatever I can use to put
together here to make my drugs.Those are very funny little thing dance you
did to be like, well arock do the you know, forgive me.
But like old people when they describesomething like I'm just an old young
kid when they do the shoulder sideto side right thing and you're like,

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just make them the good drugs,like you get all chef boy or de
honest? Ah, did he dance? Nobody cooked things? Which is the
better connection. There you go,you might have disked while he's cooking.
You don't know. I was neverin the kitchen with the chef, so
probably in the kitchen with a chef, but you know, back to meth

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anyway. For all I know,he could have had a rat under his
hat. Oh God doing all thework for him, yeah, pulling his
little hairs. So question give mebecause we've never asked this. Yeah,
so you've been in a room whenthey're making meths. I know that sounds
crazy to say, like to ameth use it that's probably a really stupid
statement to make. But to anon meth user ever, I I'm not

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wherever they make cocaine, so itfeels like a fair question to ask.
Yeah, I haven't been to Colombiaa long time. Yes, I've been
in the vicinity. If I'm justbeing completely honest with you, Yes,
it's like they're doing it in aback room or something. Yeah. Yeah,
you know, close close enough towhere you can smell the fumes and

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you're like, I gotta get outof here, man, this is making
me noxious. So yeah, I'vebeen around houses that they're doing it,
and you're like, whoa, oh, yeah it's danks. But I've never
been as far as I know,I've never been around somebody doing math,
right, And I've never been ina house where they're manufacturing math. I
can see that. I could seethat not being in a house where somebody's

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manufacturing around somebody though, that's doingprobably no, no, no, no,
that's doing it right, like activelyyeah yeah, yeah, not on
it's just actively doing it. Yeah. Oh, I'm highly confident I have
been around people on math. Yeahyeah, yeah. Just go to a
quick trip out there and you know, Adamiral memorial or just insert quick trip

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here. The thing that I think, and this sounds stupid too, is
I kind of feel like there shouldbe better education on drugs to the people
that don't do drugs, And sowhat I mean by that is just You
only just go with whatever the moviestell you that person's like when they're on
drugs, when you could have anormal, everyday person to you could be

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on math or heroin and call themfunctioning addicts and functioning alcoholics. You know,
they have that regular old day job. They do everything else that everybody
else does. They just happen tobe on the juice pack your juice when
you're when they're there when they're doingit, even opiates. Until you've been
in the weeds with somebody who's onopiates, you don't know what it looks

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like. And I imagine the samething is true with meth, heroin,
cocaine, all those things. AndI don't think they educate people enough.
They just go drugs boom yep.Absolutely rather than Hey, if you knew
the warning signs of someone on,you may avoid them a little bit better.
Kind of like the idea of likewe should make farts of color so

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then you know when someone's farting.I'm not hating the idea, but how
would that work out? WHOA Ijust come up with ideas. I'm not
saying it's practical or functional, likeit's a real thing. I'm not hating
it though, right, because it'sa clear gas that comes out. You
can't see it, you don't knowit until he smelt it right. And

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then usually this is the old saying, he who smelt it delt it right.
I didn't fart, but I smellone of all's asses and I happen
to call you out one and you'relike, no, I didn't do it.
But if you see like a purpleplume coming out of your breeches,
yeah, I think that's a brilliantidea. Walking down the hall and you're
like, ah, he's gik athim right, right, everything's fine,

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and there's like a blue haze inthe hallway. Yeah, I like where
you're at. And here's another one. There's another hot take. I have
put it in on the list ofthings you hate about me, is I
think every car should have a breathalyzerto start the car. Yeah, ain't
nothing wrong with that, And notthat you can't drive your car. You
can still choose to, but itchanges the headlight color and break like color

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of your car. Right to leteverybody know yourif to you're you're intoxicated,
right, would it be a standardlike you're just intoxicating in general, or
would it be like a different color. I like that, a different color
for the different level of intoxication.No, I think it's a very thin
thin line once you're over at ayear over okay, because there's some people

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their blood level content affects them differentlythan other people. Plus, I don't
know if you eat, true,you may not have eaten all day,
right, you may be hyperglycemic.I don't know. Right right, you
may have that weird stomach thing thatproduces alcohol when you digest food. I
don't know, see, And thenthat's the thing that's another thing that that'll
slow down that process. You're like, I just had some French fries.

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Man, that's again, I'm notdrunk. I just had fries. It's
good for the be it's good forthe hive. You know what I'm saying.
Yes, I guess. But putthat in line with like the farts
and educating people on drugs, youmight maybe things have changed a little bit.
I'm up for a big yang inour life right now. You know,
with modern technology the way that it'sgoing, I don't see why any

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of that couldn't be a thing.Oh, I agree, I don't see
why any of those ideas is couldn'thappen. Yeah, you know a certain
chemical that they put in foo,because they're already puting chemicals and food anyway
that you buy at the grocery storeand stuff like that. So just and
then it turns your parts a color. Yeah, so that way everybody knows
you're the one tooting it up.I mean I would have had a different

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inflection on that statement, but yeah, I wouldn't have been like, they're
already I wouldn't have said that.I would have been like, hey,
they put stuff in food so itstays on the shelf longer. And I'm
saying I'm not wasting my money becauseI won't eat my can of dentymore right
away, right right. I seeit as more of a positive Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah the nayahyeah yeah. I think it's a great

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thing too. I love having foodand a can on a shelf for god
knows how long before you can youknow, it goes bad and it makes
you sick. I like that.I think it's a great idea. It's
a pretty great gift to be ableto have latoy anytime you want it.
All these horrible foods that I usedto be forced to eat his kids,
Right, Dy Moore, come homeand I have that big giant can with

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the smaller cans sealed to the topof Asian food. Tonight Mom made a
box a minute rice, great crispynoodles that you buy that in the bag
that were never on any Asian foodI've ever ever. I have been to
many and many a buffet. Ihaven't seeing any of those sesame sticks or

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whatever the hell that they are.Rice noodles is what they are? Rice
noodles? Is that what they arendwho's always on top of your chop suey,
which isn't Asian either, It isn'twhat is it? I have no
idea. You mean spaghetti? It'sa song by system of a right,
yeah, yeah, but that's whywe put chemicals and food because you never

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know when you're gonna be craving agigantic can of corn. True, true,
true. But on the other sideof that, on the pessimis side
and the too bad it's not aThursday. You don't know what they're putting
in your food. You really don'tknow. You just take it for what
it is. Get all these dyesthat cause cancer? Yeah, well,

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settle down, trust right right rightthere, there's trust trust the government,
right, trust the trust humans,trust society, trust the guidelines that are
in place because they have yet tofail us. You want to know why
I can't trust humans because there's beenmany a story out there about people that
work at the water plant plant pissingin the city's water, and we're all

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fine. Yeah, but even ifthat's true, we're all fine. I'm
just saying. I'm just saying right. And I'm also a big fan of
people that are like, what theyput inside dark food? Can you believe
it? Disgusting? At least?I know, and I can't. You
can have the argument you don't.You don't trust the government, don't want

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to put in food, but youtrust them on what to put in cigarette.
I know that they're putting terrible thingsin there, and I'm okay with
it. So you then the thresholdhas been crossed, right, you're anyway
right, don't even give me starton vaves. That's like a whole other
thing. You're like, really youtrust that? Nope, but you do
it? Yeah, but you dotrust it? Yep? Real quick before

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you leave? Yeah, full circle. Yes. Acid forts guy suddenly looks
at the band he's good. Ohyeah, yeah, because we got what
Yeah, I'll never know what happened. Yeah, he's had his band from
the venue overturn. Okay, andthat was all Madison Square Garden venues.
I think is that what you said? Yes? But this says just the
Sphere in Las Vegas. This says, on April twentieth, you post an

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Instagram video of yourself smoking inside thesphere. Read the letter received by mister
Farts, you knowingly violated the GuestCode of Conduct visibly smoking in the venue.
Sphere Entertainment Incorporated are will not tolerateactions that threaten the safety and security
of our guest employees a lot ofyour conduct. You hereby and definitely banned
from Madison Square Garden, Radiocey MusicHall, Beacon Theaters, Cargo's Theater,

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Sphere and other MSG venues. Youare not to inter remain in any of
the MSG venues at any time inthe future. If you entered Da Da
DA Now they've changed it and theysaid they're blaming that on a breakdown of
internal procedures. Quote, there wasa breakdown of our procedures due to a
change of personnel, which resulted inthe letter being sent inadvertently. Customer is

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not banned from our properties. However, it is still against our policies,
which are in accordance with local laws, to smoke, bring glassware into our
venues and disrupt other fans enjoyments ofthe event. Oh good for mister Fartz
has not yet reacted publicly to thenews. Free acid farts T shirts are
now on sale and all proceeds goto the Divided Sky Foundation, a residential

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addiction recovery center in Vermont founded lastyear by Trey Anastasio, who is the
front man of Fish. All right, well, one, they're not free
if you have to pay for him. You said, free acid fart shirts
are for sale, so and allthe proceeds you're gonna go to that,
right free? Like he's been freehim sort of gone all free acid farts.
Gotchae walk up to him and ask, I don't know, I hear

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free, And I'm like, oh, I want a free T shirt?
But sure, yeah, I wanta acid free acid farts T shirt?
But okay, cool. Well goodfor him, So now you now you
we can continue with the rest ofthe day. We're all good. We
found out the update on acid farts. I don't know. I guess let's
give it a shot. Mister AcidFarts of tables. Ready, that's a

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great name. All right, Wegot to take a break. We'll be
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what's going on News Quickies from TheBig Man Morning Showing. Ninety seventy five
kmod woman robs Wisconsin ice cream shopafter trying to sell air pods. This
happened last Thursday in Florida. ThePlatteville Police Department identified forty five year old
BARRETTA. Alessandrou of spring Hill,Florida, as the woman who allegedly robbed

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three Maria's ice cream shops in Platteville. So according to the complaint, an
employee in the shop, referred toas Victim Number one, said that Barretta
walked into the store and said sheneeded eighty bucks for gas money. The
victim told police that Barretta offered airpods in exchange for the eighty bucks,

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so she opened up her purse toshow off the air pods, and the
victim noticed a knife in her purse. That's when Burretta told her that the
knife it was a very good knife, and so the victim described the knife
as having some red on it andthat it was a folding knife. According

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to the complaint, Bretta took eightydollars there from the cash register and allegedly
asked for more money from the cashregister. She supposedly asked for eight hundred,
but then went down from that tothree hundred. The victim then told
police that she put her hand inher purse and screamed give me all the

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money and then left. And policestopped a black Ford with a partial Florida
license plate on US Highway one pointfifty one. They noted three individuals who
were removed from the vehicle were ajuvenile male, an adult male, and
an adult female. The woman inthe vehicle matched the description of the woman

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who allegedly robbed the ice cream shopand online court record she was arrested for
robbery with threat of force. Thistrace Maria's place is interesting. They do
a lo te and ice cream mmmmlike together. Yeah. I don't know
why you're that sounds gross. Yeah, it's mayonnaise corn and ice cream.

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How is that good with some tacenon top? Yeah? I mean I
like, takeen. Maybe takeen inyour ice cream? Cool, but you
keep your mayonnaise corn out of it. Yeah, okay, yeah, I
know. That's the biggest concern forme, is there. I'm more concerned
about that than this bitch selling rightright, A crossing guard shove stops signing

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through a window and lunges at newscruise. This comes out of Massachusetts where
there's this sixty eight year old guynamed Lewis Chavez. He's a he's a
crossing guard there, and he wasbeing a crossing guard in front of Taunton
High School and this lady is tryingto take a kid's school and she apparently
had a sneeze and blew her nose, so she kind of stops in the

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middle of the intersection. Well,oh, Louis didn't like that too offul
much, so he goes over thereand starts giving her the old you know
one two the rabble rabble, startsgoing off on her, yelling at her
and whatnot's giving her to business andshe's like, hey man, you need
to calm down. And that's whenhe reaches into the car through the window

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and starts swinging his stop sign around. He's waving it all over the place
inside the car, ended up hittingthe little girl in the arm, so
he ends up retracting his arm fromthe car. She gets out and it's
like, bro, what the hell'sgoing on? And that's when he pushes
her down to the ground and startsdragging her and kicking her repeatedly. Well,
the fight got broke up. Policeget called out. She goes to

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the hospital, she gets treated,He goes to jail. He goes as
he's a judge. The judge says, you need to come back in August.
Okay, So as he as oldLewis here leaves the courthouse. There's
reporters out there, there's cameramen,there's news news stations out there, and
they confront him to ask him somequestions about what the hell's going on?

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Why are you such a douchebag?And uh, he didn't like that too
much, so he lunges at thecameraman and the photographers ends up pushing one
of the photographers. Uh, triesto hit a cameraman with a stick and
then runs off like a bitch.The police ended up going to his house
and then picking him up later onon more charges of aggravated assault with a

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deadly weapon. Hm, that's quitedefeat to slat a stop the stop sign.
It's gotta be one of the handheldones. That's exactly, that's all
it is. Yeah, that littletiny one like a like a ping pong
pedal with a stop sign on it. Didn't like grab it out of the
ground. And then God, nopierces through the window. I mean,
you are absolutely right. That wouldhave made the story a little more interesting

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though, for sure. Yeah.Uh. Optimist Prime has been arrested in
Texas. We know in gin Bob, thirty seven year old Optimist Prime Blakely
was charged with the unst unauthorized useof a motor vehicle In the Transformer's Optimist

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Prime disguises himself as a red bluesemi truck it's not clear on what vehicle
this guy was driving, but hewas apprehended and we know that he wasn't
able to change into anything else.He's just in legal trouble and he's being
held on eight thousand dollars bond accordingto last reports. Do you think he
changed his name to Optimus Prime,like an optimist. There's a chance his

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parents named him that, but Idon't think so. Yeah, he changed.
I think he changed it. Imean, if you're going to change
your name to optimist Prime, justchanged your last name too, because he
just changed his first name and middlename. Well yeah, maybe, I
mean what an optimist Prime's name?You know, first name Optimist, last
name Prime. That makes sense.So if I'm not clear on that,

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Yeah, if I'm changing it,I'm just going to be first name optimists
name Prime, you know, likemiddle named Bartholomew or something, Optimist Bartholomew
Prime. I like it. AndI don't know when the teat when the
toy came out. Maybe his parentsdid name him that. It's possible and
they could have named him he Mantoo, or was this a Prince Adam

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Prince Adam, Yes, yes,that was he Man's human figure name,
what what you guys didn't know that? To say that again, Prince Adam
was, you know, the regulardude, and then he turned into he
man, turn into he man.Buy the powers of Gracechal, I think

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lightning strikes you're girlfriend. I don'tknow. That's a that's a simple question
that Google can answer. I wantto say. I mean, you knew
his name now off the top ofyour head, like you've been holding that
in your pocket for the right moment. You can't get b ok right on

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the sheet, but you know PrinceAdam. To be fair, I was
at the bar and there was somebodythere that looked like Prince Adam. I'm
alm was like, what was heman's human name? And I was like,
I think it's Prince Adam. SoI had to google it real quick,
and this just happened on Saturday,and sure enough I was right.
It was Prince Adam. So,I mean, I guess I did retain

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it somewhere a long Yeah it is, yeah, Prince Adam. Yeah,
huh. I have so many questions. Now. Nineteen eighty four is when
Transformers were first interviewed, so it'sentirely possible that his parents named him optimist
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nine four five. Let's see whatlindsay has. Four Balls to the Wall
Sports looks like Dan Hurley will bestaying at Yukon and going for a three

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peat. After a humbling offer ofa reported seventy million dollars to become the
head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, Hurley opted to stick around and see
through what he's been able to buildin Connecticut. Hurley says he's extremely proud
of the championship culture that that's beenestablished at Yukon, and after meeting with
the team yesterday afternoon, the focusis on getting better this summer and connecting

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as a team as we continue topursue championships. Talks are now continuing that
will eventually make Curly one of thehighest paid coaches in NCAA. Basketball.
Sure, he took it as achance to keep what he's got, which
is a top ten recruiting class,and a chance to make more money there.
Definitely, because there's only making likethirty million, thirty million dollars at

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Yukon, right, So he's workedhard to build that program. Why take
a gamble on something that only onecollege coach that went to the NBA has
ever done one and win a winchampionship. That was Larry Brown. It's
the only coach to ever do it. He did the Pistons and he did
Kansas. That's it. Wow.Of all the college coaches that have ever

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done it. Wow. Yeah,why take that gamble? Be good at
one thing. You don't have tobe good at multiple things, especially if
you like coaching continue or like coachingthe collegiate level. Right, and the
Lakers former head coach is heading tothe Midwest for his next gig. ESPN
reports Darvin agreed to become an assistantwith the Bucks on Monday. Ham spent

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four seasons in Milwaukee and was partof a coaching staff that helped guide the
team to a twenty twenty one NBAchampionship. Hill joined head coach Doc Rivers
who is assembling his staff for thefirst time this offseason since being hired by
the Bucks mid season. Ham wasfired by LA after going ninety four and
seventy over two seasons, which wasn'thorrible. No, No, they had

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a good season. Yeah. JJRedick is rumored to be the replacement in
the Lakers now. He's supposed tobe the forefront guy. Right, he's
never coached, he's supposed to bethe replacement. Huh. Yeah, but
he's good friends with Lebron James,and I don't think it's one hundred percent
Lebron's going to come back to theLakers. So wouldn't it be hilarious if

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they bring JJ Redick in to appeaseLebron and then Lebron's like, I'm not
coming back. It could happen.It one hundred percent could happen. If
that happens, it just shows hownot they're not all on the same page
in that organization, because doesn't Lebronwant to go wherever his son goes?
Reportedly, but how do you dothat ahead before the direct Yeah, it's

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kind of a tough thing to manage. Sure, the Steelers are advancing their
long tradition of a small head coachingcircle. Mike Tomlin agreed to an extension
on Monday, which will keep himin Pittsburgh through the twenty twenty seventh season.
The NFL's longest tenured head coach isentering his eighteenth season after joining the
Steel City in two thousand and seven. Tomlin is just the third head coach

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the organization is hired since nineteen sixtynine. That's insane, insane. The
fifty two year old has never hada losing season with the team, going
one hundred and seventy three one hundredand two and sitting only behind Chuck Noll
for most wins in franchise history.Now he's get two other guys to compete
with. Yeah, Truth, andthe second oldest player in the NFL is

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linking a new Kin track. Veterantight end Mercedes Lewis is set to enter
his nineteenth NFL season after agreeing toa one year deal with the Chicago Bears.
The forty year old spent last seasonwith Chicago, totaling four receptions for
twenty nine yards and a touchdown.The former first round pick spent the first
seven years of his NFL career withthe Jacksonville Jaguars before suiting up for the

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Green Bay Packers from twenty eighteen totwenty twenty two. Lewis has four hundred
and thirty six catches for five onehundred thirteen yards and forty touchdowns in two
hundred and sixty eight career games.The Bills have had seventeen Daniel different coaches.
The Raiders have had seventeen different coaches. The Browns have had seventeen different

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coaches. I'm not even counting interimsnow, now, is this since the
whole like since nineteen sixty seven orwhatever, like the Super Bowl era?
Okay, the Cardinals have also hadseventeen, but they've had twenty forty two
coaches in their franchise history. Wow, that sucks when you're like, oh,

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three, that's really good. Goodfor them, very stable. But
when you compare to the other NFLfranchises, it's not even close. Now,
it's not so then the question isis that smart or is that stupid?
Right? Right? Right? Whenwas the last time Steelers went to
the ooh fun question? Ninety?I mean they've come close. They've won

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eight Super Bowls in franchise history andnine yeah, two thousand and nine was
the last time two and nine,two thousand and six, eighty seventy nine,
seventy six, seventy five. Okay, so it's not like he's doing
a horrible job. He's not takingthem to the game. He's just not
taking them to the game all thetime. And he's an awesome coach.
Look, if you hear interviews withhim, he's a phenomenal human being.

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Yeah, they love him. Yeah, obviously they must be doing something right
or he must be doing them rightwell. And you got to think to
have three, whoever, whatever they'reI don't think they're asking the interview question
of what's your biggest faults? Hey, you see what I'm saying Like that
is an amazing interview process to havethree and they all have been monsters,
Yeah for sure. Yeah, superwell respected man there. And that is

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your Balls of the Wall sports.I'm Lindsay at ninety seventy five PM.
Good morning, It's the Big MadMorning Show. Nine one eight four six
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We're gonna play sing sing current recordis le Lindsey is leading this one with
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and Gimpi at nine one eight foursix Oh kmo D. Nine one eight

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four six oh K m o Dcall up to decide who's going to be
your clue giver. Whoever gets themost right is going to win those tickets
to see Corn at the Bok Centeron October twenty third. Nine one eight
four six oh K m o D. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? Keith?Keith? How are you today?

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Keith? Who do you want togive clues? Gimpy Corbyn? Keith?
Sixty seconds are on the clock.Timers starts after the first clue. Are
you ready? Yeah? Here wego. Uh this is the uh King
of this is the this is theKing of Pop and this is his most

(33:54):
successful album. And this is thetitle track from that album them in the
video Vincent Price, isn't it insurprise? I don't know. Do you
know who the King of Pop is? Uh? No? He wore a

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glove with glitter. He he gotcorrect and this is his most successful song.
Do you know any Michael Jackson songs? Oh, that's that's one.
That's not the one we're looking for. This is the one that's got kind
of a scary theme to it.There it is all right. This is

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a Las Vegas band, and thisis I've been going out of my head.
I'm doing just fine. Uh.It is a salutation and then the
opposite of dim right, yes timeone. Dang it, Keith, we're

(35:12):
so close. Listen. One mightbe good enough. Hang on the line.
Okay, don't go anywhere. Swearit's not me. Good morning,
you're on the air. What isyour name? All right, buddy,
you gotta beat one. You gottabeat one, You gotta beat one.
Oh my god, this is toohard. Let's do it. Oh,

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come on, we got this.Oh. This is a nineties song that's
named after a female's toy. It'sKen's Lady Friend. They just recently made
a movie bat Margaret Robbie was astar of it. She wears pink Harby.

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What's the name of there? Yougo? Okay, So Maria Brinks
Band, do you know who thatis? Yes, my favorite. This
is a song about being a womanof loose morals. Yeah, I don't
practice Blankie blank I ain't gotten noOkay. So nineties R and B artist

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and it's Friday night and I feelall right. The party is going down
on the west side. So Ireached for my forwardy and I turned it
up. Designated drive and take thekeys to my truck. Hit the stall
because I'm faded. Honey's on thestreets. Save money. Now you've made
it. It feels so good.A right the summertime skirts on the rise

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for the right all gang bang hasforgot about the drive by. We're going
to get groove on before we go. We'll get paid. So lift up
cup and throw your hands up time. Congratulations you're getting Yeah, and it's
a big shock. You're getting thosetickets to Scorn on October twenty third.
Hang on the line, okay,and I got a bonus day. I

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got a bonus gimp serenaded me.Oh, can you least name the song
that I stipp all the time sing? I do not, That's why I
let you kept. Yeah, whatwas it? I'm sorry, Keith.
One was not enough today? Okay, thank you? All right? Buddy,

(37:28):
have a good day. Three allright, and the one that uh
yeah, because everybody mistakes this guyis he had a talk daytime talk show.
Yeah, black man bald head namedMonto. This is how we do

(37:51):
it. I don't know what moreyou can do, right, And then
the one that I ended on Lindsay, Yeah, this is early two thousand
band. I think we just didsomething that's like the longest running, longest
charted song and like UK radio orwhatever likes three hundred songs on the charts.
Yeah, longest on the charts orwhatever. You're you're right, you

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got blank and missus right, tryto get him to fill in that part
a mister and then what's the oppositeof of a dull or or dim?
Well, you got the bright right, and then you have yeah, mister
Bright's side. All right. Therecord now tis Lindsay and Ia. It
keeps you dead last with four.If you're listening to Good Morning, it's

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four or five. See what Gimpiehas in his for my form, Well
Colevin. It says here that theUAW president Faine is under investigation. United

(39:07):
Auto Worker president Sean Fain is underinvestigation for allegations he abused his power as
union president. A watchdog appointed byfederal court is looking into Faine and whether
he the union has been obstructing theinvestigation. In Cork Violing's yesterday, the
watchdog said it had been working formonths to get the union's cooperation and is

(39:30):
also investigating a regional director or possibleembettlement. That issue is whether Faine has
taken any actions that violate a twentytwenty consent decree from the Justice Departments that
avoided a federal takeover of the union. It says here that UN Security Council

(39:50):
adopts a latest ceasefire proposal. Fourteenmembers of the Council voted in favor of
the measure, while Russia elected toabstain. Officials say Israel has accepted the
proposal that would require the release ofsome hostages held by mass in exchange for
a six week ceasepire Hamas has yetto respond to the OPERA. Secretary of

(40:14):
State Aide Lincoln is in the MiddleMiddle East and is urging world leaders to
pressure has to accept the truth haveyou seen the video footage of them rescuing
some hostages that were taken in Octoberof last year. Nope. So the
Israeli Special Forces Group or whatever theywere, made themselves look like refugees,

(40:37):
found these people and then acted gotthem out. As they were leaving,
their vehicle broke down, okay,and they had to get in a shootout.
It was It's insane. Sounds prettyinsane, all right. What else
we got here? It says herethat Trump is expected to announce his running
mates during the GOP convention. FormerPresident Trump is expected to announce his running

(40:58):
mate next month that the Republican NationalConvention in Milwaukee. Trump him interviews last
week, said that he'd unveil hispick during the convention that kicks off on
July fifteenth, North to go toGobnor. Doug Bergham, Senators Marco Rubio,
ten Scott, and JD. Vanceall have been reportedly received vetting requests
from the Trump camp. There's noway they'll keep that quiet till then.

(41:19):
Oh no, no, we can'tkeep a secret. Jady Vans'll have to
buy more mascara. Yeah right.And then lastly, here projected tallest US
building in the US approved for forunlimited height. Last week, the Oklahoma
City Council approved a new zoning applicationfor the Legends Tower in Oklahoma City,
removing height restrictions. Sorry, tallbuildings get me all choked up sometimes.

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The Legends Tower will surpass one WorldTrade Center as the tallest building in the
country, as well as make OklahomaCity the only metropolitis outside of New York
and Chicago to have one of thetop ten tallest buildings in the US.
The plan is for the building tobe night teen hundred and seven feet tall,
making it the fifth tallest in theworld. That's impressive. There's a

(42:06):
building down there is I think it'sa chestapeak building. It's so tall and
have a restaurant and like the oneof the top floors. It just makes
me uncomfortable being that high. Really. Yeah, that's no reason too.
But you're enclosed, so it's allright. It's not like it's open space.
Yeah, still no reason to Ithink. If it's open space,

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I'm totally with you. If there'sa chance like a fall off, I'm
totally with you. But I'm enclosedwith windows and walls. Sign me up.
The Miami Dolphins are adding to theirdefensive backfield. According to the South

(42:51):
Florida Sun Sentinel, the team issigning safety Marcus May. The thirty one
year old has started all seventy sevengames he's played in since being drafted in
the second round by the New YorkJets out of Florida in twenty seventeen.
He played in just seven games lastseason for the New Orleans Saints, recording
thirty seven tackles and intercepting two passes. The Chiefs are back on the practice

(43:16):
field this week. Kansas City willbegin its three day mandatory mini camp today.
This is the last time the teamwill be together before training camp begins,
and the Royals drop their series openerat home. Kansas City lost to
the New York Yankees four to twoin the first outing of a game three

(43:36):
set at Yankee Stadium. Freddy Furmanand Bobby wit Junior each had an RBI
in the setback. Starting pitcher sethAlugo was charged with the loss and fell
to nine to two after allowing fourruns through seven innings. The Royals have
lost two in a row and sitsecond in the American League Central at thirty
nine and twenty eight. They visitthe Yankees again. Tonight, right hand

(44:00):
Brady Singer is related to start againstNew York righty Marcus Stroman. There's still
five there's still eleven games above fivehundred. That's just a good series.
Yankees are the second best record inthe Major League Baseball right now, that's
just a good series. Yeah,too bad. You can't watch it here.
You're right, you'd think you would, so close, you would think.
But the Royals or Major League Baseballhas one of the worst media deals

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I think I've ever I've ever seen. You never get to see a team
you want to see, right,And as the two tenty twenty three PGA
Tour season came to a close,Scotti Scheffler broke the record for pulling in
the most prize money in one seasonby winning twenty one million dollars in twenty

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twenty four. Tournament purses have goneup, but still, what Scheffler's been
able to accomplish this season is prettyastounding. As of June tenth, Scheffler's
twenty twenty four earnings now stand atover twenty four million, breaking the record
he set last season, and thatfigure was hit in just thirteen starts this
year. That breaks down to onepoint eight four eight million per start,

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and there are still thirteen tournaments remainingin the season. Yeah, a lot
of people are comparing him to TigerWoods, and I don't think that's fair.
Tiger Woods did this, did wellfor a really long time for sure.
Yeah, so he's got to dothat for a while. But listen
to this Shuffler stat Scotti. Scheffleris the first player to head to the
US Open with five or more PGATour wins, including a major, that

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season, since Arnold Palmer in nineteensixty two. Wow, So you're just
seeing him win. He's just winninga lot. Yeah, he's clearly red
hot, and that is your ball. So the Wall Sports, I'm Lindsay
a ninety seven to five KMO.Good morning, It's the big Man Morning

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Well, good morning Corbyn. Makesure you joined us this Friday at

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(47:07):
Semail says, I've been listening toyou guys since I was thirteen. My
dad would turn you guys on takingme to school every morning, and you
guys have been a part of mylife since graduated from college in May.
And I've been dating this girl sincemy junior year. We're both from Tulsa,
but I've been offered a job inChicago. Is it worth ending my

(47:27):
relationship with her to take her onthis job. Is it worth ending my
relationship with her to take this job? I say, you just graduated college
May May, and then he's beenhis girlfriend since junior year. I'm assuming
junior year at college, right,I would yeah, I would think it's

(47:47):
okay, Okay. I wasn't sureif its junior year at college or junior
year in high school, because youthink that would make a little bit of
a difference. Yeah, you know, lengthwise, there was a guy that
worked here and he was on apretty good trajectory and he moved up to
a pretty major market and he wasdating this girl. Matter of fact,

(48:10):
he was dating this girl and shewas like, she ended her marriage to
be with him, Oh wow.And so he got this job offer to
move and he was just like bye, never even breached the conversation with her

(48:34):
about it. So she leaves herold man and he's like, deuces,
I'm out of here. Yeah.I don't remember the timeframe of when that
ended, too, do Yeah,but still, she gave up a perfectly
good life, you know, tobe with this dude, did she well,
did she give up a perfectly goodlife? You know? I don't
know their situation to be honest withyou, I don't know. They could
have been very toxic, could havebeen abusive, very well, could have

(48:57):
been anything, and this was herway out. What the fact of it
is is, you know she didgive that up to go be with you,
know, mister Newdy. And uh, mister Newdy said, well,
by grass isn't always greener. Yeah, some people in relationships or marriages for
a vast number of reasons that truedebt. And rarely do you end it

(49:19):
because it's going good, right,true? Right? You just need an
excuse to get out, right,mister Newdy was the excuse, right right?
Got extra shove, that extra thrustto get you out of there?
Right? Or he did he tookhis socks off. Yeah right, So
it was a new job a reasonto end a relationship, right man,

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He canna have both. I hopethe job in Chicago pays a lot because
it's expensive to live in Chicago.Well, you gotta watch out be murdered.
It's expensive to live everywhere. Yes, sure, I'm sure. Well
Lasy's getting his uh his student loanstaken care of. When I moved to

(50:04):
uh San Francisco, I was datingthis girl, and but I was dating
this girl. I wasn't really datingthis girl, like we were friends occasionally,
we were intimate, okay, right, and but I was she and
she knew I was dating this othergirl, and I vast I like I

(50:29):
remember details of her going, we'renot in a relationship the one that you
moved here to, the one theone I was with, like in town
with got you and so whatever,met this other girl, decided to move
to San Francisco to be with thisother girl and tell her I'm moving and
she was just couldn't believe it,just angry or shocked, like just surprised

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that you what would be the difference. I mean, if you're in a
relationship with somebody and their reaction isshocked or angry, they're kind of the
same. Yeah, I mean thereis happy shocked, yeah, you know,
but I doubt that was in thissituation. I doubt that's how it
was. I didn't say elated forme, right, looked and she uh,

(51:17):
come to find out, she waslike heartbroken about it because she thought
we were a thing. But shehad told you many times that you guys
were not, you know, andhow many times has somebody got to tell
you something? You know? Youtell me. I tried to listen once,
right, try right, And shesays, over and over and over
again, you know we are notin a relationship. We're not. You

(51:38):
have no choice but to believe that. So she has no right, This
girl that you're talking about, hadno right at all to get pissed,
shockingly upset because you say, aremoving, we're not going to be together.
We're not together. You have noright to get upset about it.
But as people do, they getupset because they're losing something they're comfortable with,

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or maybe there was something there shewanted but just didn't have the wavels
to speak up and say something.I took it as she interpreted as a
breakup, and no one probably hadever broken up with her. Ah,
that's how I digest. But doyou think here's the thing, you gotta
be together for there to be abreakup, right, It doesn't matter.
I'm just saying, like, that'show she interpreted, right. It is

(52:25):
ending a relationship for sure. Yeahit may not have been you know,
a boyfriend girlfriend type relationship traditionally,but I mean, you guys did have
a relationship, and she was losingthat her her relationship was moving thousands of
miles away. Right, I rememberbeing like wait what, No, like
it's all good? Did you saidthe thing? And she was no,

(52:46):
she was not happy about it.If you had been in a relationship with
her, like a known relationship,do you think you would have still left?
No, because I left to bewith another woman. It wasn't just
a job. So now you're endinga relationship and there's jealousy involved because there's

(53:07):
another woman involved. And I didn'thave a job, right, I had
a good job. I left thatjob to chase some tale, which obviously
led me to hear So I haveno zero regrets about any of that.
Oh why absolutely zero. So.But the point is is that you never
know what you're dealing with when you'regonna leave you. You don't know.

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I didn't know that was gonna beher reaction, right. The other story,
that girl didn't know that was gonnabe the reaction from that guy,
that he was gonna be like,Oh no, I'm I'm just going not
you just me great, I'll packit back. No, if you leave

(53:52):
your partner for a new person,your new partner will leave you. That's
not necessarily always no uh reasonable answer. You can always try long distance,
but you have to really figure outwhat future you want her or a career
in Chicago. Nuclear answer with thejob. There's a whole lot of strange
to be had in Chicago while keepinghometown gal on a stream. Yeah,

(54:19):
dude needs to go for it.If they are supportive of each other therein
there should be some level of understandingto pursue a career. If it's meant
to be, their pass will crossagain. If not, move on,
Oh not, everything's a movie,right, If it's meant to be,
we will meet up again. Whosays that it's destiny? K Corman movies,

(54:42):
movies, say that that's not that'snot real. And you love the
idea of like I just want themto be happy minus me getting hurt,
right, Nobody ever mentions that part. No, nobody says, oh wait,
I've got to be hurt right.You hear that phrase, like I
just want to to be happy.That the person saying that is gonna have
no mental problems with that person exiting. No, it's gonna cause a lot

(55:07):
of problems. Yeah, and probablymaybe possibly a lot of problems for any
future relationships that they might have.You know, that's possible. It's possible
people get burned and then they takeit out on future. That's where I
think you're misstepping. That's not aburn. Okay, if you talk and

(55:29):
you go, hey, I justwant you to be happy, that's not
a burn. Oh yeah, absolutely, I'll agree with you on that for
sure, one hundred percent. Findingyou in bed with you know, your
sister, right, that's a burn, right, right? That is I
don't trust people, period. Yeah, But then you got to look at
the mental state of the person thatsays, oh, I just want him
to be happy. You know,three years later, oh he left me

(55:51):
for his career in Chicago or whatever. You see what I'm saying, totally
turn around. It's narcissistic behavior.But you know whatever, People's minds get
twisted up and then they start twistingthe stories up and nobody ever gets the
real truth anymore. But the questionis, is at that age twenty three
year right out of college, shouldyou go off like that? Should you

(56:15):
do that? Should you just abandonwhat you've worked on for two years two
and a half years worked on sofar in this case as the relationship.
Okay, you've been working on yourcareer a lot longer. Than that if
you think about it. I mean, I'm assuming that this cat went to
college for the career that he's aboutto take in Chicago, Right, That's
just what I'm assuming. I couldbe totally wrong. So with that,

(56:37):
this guy has been spending the lastfour years building up to that particular level
in his life. Right, Soyou've got four years of college that you've
been working on trying to get thiscareer goal and that you want to be
in versus two years that you've you'vebeen in a relationship with this gal.

(56:59):
That's a tough one. That's atough one. Yeah. Somebody sent a
text in and has said my momalways said you never truly know someone until
you endo relationship with them in somecapacity. A truth. I don't love
that because that sounds like you inthe relationship to test them, right.

(57:20):
I don't like that either. ButI think what they're saying is like,
you think everything's all good and gravy, and then you into relationship with them
and then you find out they're psychopathsthat will burn your house down. Yeah,
but you can't go. I lovethe quote from the movie Beautiful Girls
and where the one character says that, uh, only with face with losing

(57:44):
me, do you decide you wantto spend the rest of your life with
me? That's not a good wayto go through making decisions right. In
that movie, they also say onecomes to a decision based on what one
wants, not based on what onedoesn't want, Like you can try and
get her back after or him backafter. Yeah, right, But to

(58:07):
think that they're just going to rollover for you. I love that movie,
Beautiful Girls, Tim Meadows, MichaelRappaport. I think Sophiel Coppola is
in it. I've never heard ofit until just a Meraservino's in it,
Young Natalie Portman. It's a goodmovie. Yeah. No one wants to
feel rejection either, So if youyou know sure, I agree with that,

(58:28):
say I want you to be happy, Yeah, but I want to
be happy with you. Nobody wantsYou're right, nobody wants to feel rejection.
I think the miss calculation in thatis you think that means you won't
feel it or get rejection. We'renever brought up in life to understand that
rejection is life, failure is life. Absolutely, We're never brought up there.

(58:52):
We're like, don't you can't fail? Right? Don't You're a failure,
right God Dad stuff yelling at me, But that's what we're led to
believe instead of no. Life isabout the art of failure, right,
how you bounce back from it andhow you handle it. I get it.
Yeah, being rejected here, youare just probably thinking you graduated college

(59:15):
with your bow. Marriage is probablysoon, right, it's the late summer
vacation. I've been listening to youguys since I was thirteen. My dad
would turn you guys on taking meto school every morning, and you guys
have been a part of my lifesince I graduated from college in May.
And I've been dating this girl sincemy junior year. We're both from Tulsa.

(59:36):
But I have been offered a jobin Chicago. Is it worth me
ending my relationship with her to takethis job? Lindsey, I don't think
you have to end the relationship.Why do you have to end the relationship?
Take the job for sure? Andcongratulations, that's amazing. You have
a great job opportunity. If shedoesn't want to go with you, go

(01:00:01):
check it out. Maybe you decidewhen you're there you're not you don't like
it, Maybe Chicago's not for youand you decide to come back, and
then you've ended a relationship for nothing. So try the long distance thing,
keep her warm, and then gosee what the pond looks like. So
what you're saying on the back burner, you just never know if you end

(01:00:23):
it, you might just you know, decide how I can't live without you,
you know, and then and shemight decide the same thing. Or
what if she decides that she wantsto come to Chicago. You just never
know. What if he doesn't wanther to? Right, maybe because that
wouldn't have been a question. Noneof this would be a question. Why

(01:00:44):
don't you move to Chicago with me? How come we didn't get that in
the email? Right? You know? So apparently I think that it's one
of those I really I want togo to Chicago, but I don't want
to. I don't want this bitchwith me. I want to start over
again. My advice, I'll well, then that would I think? Then
he would have answered his own question. Absolutely, Then take your job.

(01:01:07):
Just make that a priority. Yougot to do you people need confirmation.
Though a lot of people can't answertheir own question, they need confirmation.
Yeah, yeah, this especially whenthey're doing something that may hurt other people.
Well, you've you've gone through yourschooling. This is what you've worked
really hard for. And I meanChicago was a big market for a lot

(01:01:27):
of things, and so I'm surethis is a huge opportunity for you and
you don't want to pass it up. Opportunity doesn't always knock twice and that
his love, so sometimes sometimes nicethree or four times. Well, Lack
the movie said, if it wasmeant to be, it'll be kimpy if

(01:01:49):
that hole man, go get yourmoney, go to many of this cat's
been going to college and he's workingon this career. As far as I
can assume and know, that's whathe went to college for, this career
that's taking off in Chicago. Thereare plenty other bitches in the world.
All Right, you're twenty three yearsold. It's not like you're fifty three
years old and you're gonna be dyingsometime soon, and you need to have

(01:02:09):
somebody right now, So go mobman money over bitches, go get yours,
all right, And yeah, sure, if it's meant to be,
it'll be. But ultimately in goto Chicago, have fun, live your
life, make your money, andgo from there. I mean I do

(01:02:30):
not agree on the long distance relationship. They're really hard. They're not for
everybody. It feels like a keepingwarm type of scenario. I think you
owe it to yourself and to thisperson to cut the string if and you
want that job. Otherwise you've beenlike, I really want to stay,
But do I turn down a greatjob. That's not what you said.
He said, do I go takethis job and into relationships. So to
me, you want the job,go, just end it. Go And

(01:02:53):
if you're like this ain't working,then try to do a long distance thing.
You want to be able to goand and do your best at that
job. And if the job requiresyou to go schmooze clients or go to
dinners, you don't want to haveto be like her going you didn't call
me at nine, right? Youdon't want all that. It's a game.
And I think long distance relationships workif both people are on the same

(01:03:16):
page. And that is not aneasy thing to do, especially if one
of you is prospering in their fieldand the other one isn't. It's only
ten hours away, Yeah, thereare plenty of one way flights from Chicago
to Tulsa. Yeah, that isn'tawesome either though, right, long distance

(01:03:37):
relationships are extremely hard. Right.It takes a lot of trust on both
ends. It's expensive. It's expensive. Yeah, there's a lot that goes
into it. And then let's sayyou do come visit. I gotta have
a different life when you're here,right, And then when you leave,
I go out with my friends anddo whatever. But when you're here,

(01:03:58):
I'm a different It's really complicated.I'm not saying it can't be done,
but it's usually not successful. Andhere's the best part. You're so young,
this is the time to have thatadventure. Absolutely, life is full
of Life is about having meaningful experiences. And if that is this, go

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do it. If your meaningful experienceis to stay here and the picket fence
and do all those things, thengo for that. But life is about
meaningful experiences. And I think goingto Chicago, what an amazing experience that's
going to be. If it doesn'twork out, you come back and you're
like, ah, it wasn't forme. At least you have the story.

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At that age. As I getolder, I'm recognizing, like I
moved to San Francisco. It wasan amazing opportunity. I learned a lot
about myself. I wish I wouldhave done more things like that because it
was so it's so meaningful. There'sso many people that don't go out on
a limb and be lost. AndI don't mean that mentally. I mean

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like, hey, I don't knowwhat's going to be, like, all
right, we got to take abreak. We'll be back. You're listening
to The Big Mad Morning Show.This is Tulsa's Morning show ninety KMOD.

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Good morning, It's the Big MadMorning Show. Nine four six oh KMOD.
You can also text bmms and thenwhat you want to say to eight
two nine four five listener emails.You can always email us show at KMOD
dot com. This email says,lately, I've been struggling at work,
not feeling as strong as I normallyhave. At thirty five, that was

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really concerning. I went to thedoctor. They told me that I have
multiple sclerosis. The doctor said Icould still work what I felt like my
body could keep up. I wantedto see what you guys thought of when
I should tell my boss. AmI being dishonest if I make up a
reason like the flu and why Ineed off instead of the actual reason.
My MS damn so sorry to hearthat. Of course, of course we're

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sorry. MS telling your doctor ortelling your boss when you're sick, do
you if you have like if youcall and you're like, hey, I
need a sick day, do youneed to go because I have the flu
or because I have the bubble guts? You know, I think that we
are just we always just I don'tthink you have to give an excuse because

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what hip hop. But that's withdoctors, correct. I don't think we
have to give an excuse. Ithink we just assume they're always going to
want one, and we just offerup the information. Anyway. I think
we offer up the information because wedon't want to look like we're not a
hard worker. Right, that couldbe get called out. Oh you're just
you're blind forgetting that these are daysa part of your salary or your pay.

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You have sick days, that's partof your compensation package. Me.
Absolutely, so you shouldn't. Idon't think you should have to give an
excuse if you say, hey,I'm not coming into work today, right,
because it's your time and you havethe days. Right, So if
you want to take a personal day, a mental health day, whatever,
that's your time, you earned it, use it. Some places like their

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their work requires a doctor's note ifyou take a sick day. Some places
require so many days of being outthat require a doctor's note. I think
it just all depends on the workplaceand what their their policy is. Yeah,
But ultimately in the end with thisemail, it's asking what should I
lie to my boss or not?And that what I wasn't cathering at the

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end when I mean, I thinkthat was one part of it, but
it was when do I tell myboss I have, you know, a
debilitating right instead of just I'm callingout today, Oh why I've got the
flu? You know. So,so one you're lying to your boss by
omission and then two when you haveto use those times you're outright lying to
your boss. Are you lying?Though? If it's nobody's business, Uh,

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it depends on how you guess.I guess that's a personal preference,
right. If something's no one's business, Am I lying? It depends if
they ask you or not. Ifthey ask, Okay, what's the reason
for you not coming in? Thenokay, yes you are lying. But
if there's no questions asked, thenyou know nobody nobody's none the wiser.

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If I'm not telling you the reasonbecause it is not your business that I'm
on my period, that's not lying, right, it's just none of your
business. Well, then you shouldsay it's none of your business then,
But most people it feels confrontational,right, No nobody will ever say that

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though. Why are you not comingin it's none of your business? Why?
Because it is confrontational and nobody wantsto deal with that when ultimately you're
right, it is nobody's business butyour own, you know. Instead,
while I'm bleeding profusely from my vagina, does your employer need to know when
you have a disease? Well,I suppose if it's going to render them

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from doing their work, Yeah,it's going you know, right, But
if I'm taking days off when Ican't do my work. But even if
you are physically there, if youare not physically capable of doing what you're
supposed to be there doing, right, that's that's a hindsight thing, right.
Well, this case, you know, so he felt like he wasn't

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he wasn't as strong as he was, right, So he goes to the
doctor to find out why I'm losingstrength? Right, go and find out
that it's it's MS, and youknow you're fine with the exception of you
have MS. So therefore it isyou know, inhibiting his work because he
can't work as much as he usedto because he is losing strength because of

(01:10:10):
the MS. This next says,be honest, let them know that if
they discriminate against you, you cansue and retire. Oh god, that's
not that's not an immediate thing.By the way, that person with MS
should ask for FMLA if they havebeen there for a year. It will
protect their job for up to twelveweeks. It can be taken intermediately.

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Another one, it's harder to fireyou for a disability than lying to them.
True. Another one, you haveto notify corporate about MS because of
insure insurance. MS is an ongoingmedical treatment, not once, not once
and cured. I don't think youhave to. Your insurance and your company

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are not the same. No,no, no, no, no no
no. I don't think they talkto each other either, unless it's a
workman's comps. I don't think theycan. That would be a hip of
violation right right, with the exceptionof a workman's comp situation. But even
then it would that's the insurance companyrecouping money, right, right, If

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I understand that correct, I thinkthat's different. But I think even then
there's some bits of you can't givediagnosis. You can just go, hey,
someone was injured on the job,right exactly, and if they filled
out documentation at work, then theycan pursue that because it's not a medical
right, just tell them. Atleast they will know, and they may

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be very supportive in helping helping youor giving you the time you need,
unless you haven't been there for verylong and you and your boss don't get
along. I could see someone notwanting to share they have a medical condition
because they don't want sympathy, right, or it's embarrassing, or they don't

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want to lose their job. Rightbecause with MS you have, you don't
know what, how how long youhave, you don't know. Your symptoms
could be mild, you know,like when my mom she was diagnosed with
an autoimmune disease, and when shewas working full time, she did a
lot of up and down on laddersand things, and there came a point

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where she could no longer physically beup and down on ladders all the time,
so she could no longer physically dothe job that she was hired to
do, so she was forced intoearly retirement, which sucked for her because
when she essentially lost her position atwork because she was forced into earlier retirement,
well because of her disability, thatdoesn't it didn't pay as much as

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her regular job. So unfortunately,her early retirement didn't pay as much and
she lost her job. What sucks? What is forced into early retirement mean?
Does that go, hey, retire, We're going to fire you exactly?
Yep, because you can no longerdo the job that you are hired
to do. Right, not yourfault. What are they supposed to do?

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What is a company supposed to doin those scenarios? I wonder they
said? They did give her anoption, we can put you at a
at a register. She didn't knowhow to work or register. I'm sure
they would teach her though, right, but it still didn't pay because she
was in a management position and itwouldn't still wouldn't pay. It was probably

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I think less than even what shewas getting on her disability. Yeah,
tell your boss asap could save yourjob in the future. Then again,
if I told my boss that Ihad a disease like that, he would
double my workload. I doubt thatanother one. Are you stupid? FMLA
is for that? Okay, butI can understand if you're someone who doesn't

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want sympathy and you don't want allthat extra attention, or maybe he's afraid
that he's just they're just going tolook for a replacement for him, or
they're going to force you into retirement. Yeah, grade your salary and make
you, you know, restock thewater cups or something like that. Listener

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email from a guy who says hewasn't feeling like himself. He'd been struggling
at work, not feeling as strongas he normally had at thirty five.
That was excuse me concerning I wentto the doctor and they told me I
have multiple sclerosis. The doctor saidI could still work when I felt like
my body could keep up. ButI wanted to see what you guys thought

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of when I should tell my boss. Am I being dishonest if I make
up a reason like the flu orwhy I need off instead of the actual
reason. My MS, Yes,you're being dishonest. I'm still not out
there on dishonesty. I mean he'sasking am I being dishoned. Yeah,
you are. If you lie andsay you have the flu when it's your

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MS, that's giving you a problem, right, he is straight up being
dishonest. Yes, I feel likeyou know. Honesty is the best policy.
Go to your boss and say,listen, I need to talk to
you about something. And my doctorsays that there's no reason for me to
freak out yet, and I don'twant you to freak out either. This

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is what I'm dealing with, andI don't want to quit my job by
any means, but this is mysituation and I want to continue working.
Just be honest with him. Youdon't want to lose your job. You
don't want to leave your job,and you don't want him to let the
whole office know. If it's sympathythat you're not looking for, you should

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be honest with him and that FMLAif you can take advantage of that,
do so. I've never had touse it. I don't know much about
it because I've never needed it,so it might come in handy for you.
Gimbi. Yeah, I agree withLindsay you're being dishonest. Go ahead

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and tell the boss. Tell themas soon as possible. He'll probably be
more sympathetic than what you're thinking.And there's a good chance that he probably
won't go and tell anybody else becauseI think if he does, there's legal
action that could be taken there.Okay, So I found that, you
know, bs and people never worksout, So you should just go ahead

(01:16:21):
and be straight up honest. Tellthem what's going on. Tell them there's
times that I'm going to be in. There's going to be times that I'm
not in. You know, ifthat's going to be a problem, then
we need to figure that out.Okay. And here's the fun thing that
nobody ever really mentioned through any ofthe text messages. You end up losing
your job because of MS file disability, you know, live off of that,

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Okay, and then you won't haveto worry about it. Take care
of yourself. That's about it.I don't think you need to say anything
until it's time to say anything justbecause the doctor told you that, just
because you've picked up punch or things. Maybe when your job starts suffering,
are you're calling in a lot orwhatever, then sure you should definitely say
this is what's going on. Bythe way, you don't have to tell
your boss. You can just tellHR. But I can definitely empathize with

(01:17:09):
the idea of telling your boss andthen going, I don't give Corbin that
job. He's got MS right,We've got to cater to Corban or create.
The other people in the office arelike, oh, we got to
keep catering to Corbin. He's justfine. I saw him at a baseball
game. He went to a Chiefsgame, right, And so I can
empathize with the idea of like,I don't want to share that, and

(01:17:30):
that become the narrative of who Iam as an employee. But I think
when things change, when it's time, you've got to know that that day's
coming. You need to share thatinformation. Because sometimes people are so quick
to tell you share their medical diagnosiswith work before it's even prevalent, and
you're just like, ah, gosh, here we go. What is it

(01:17:53):
today? What's the medical problem today? But you will have to say something
eventually if it inhibits you from doingyour job to what they're used to.
I think you have to come cleanand share. You can always email us
to show at kmod dot com.We'll take a break above to that.

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Good Morning, It's the Big ManMorning Show. Nine one eight four six,
oh kmod. You can also textbmmss and then what you want to
say to eight two nine four five. This is a pretty funny story.
Rachie Rice was speaking to the presson Saturday, and he was participating in
a youth football camp in Kansas Citywith other Chiefs players, and he said,

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quote, I've learned so much fromall that. All I can do
is mature and continue to grow fromthat. This is a step in a
better direction for me. Mm hmm. Quote. Accidents and stuff like that
happen, but all you can dois move forward and walk around the same
person. Try to be positive sothat everybody can feel your love and your
great energy. Okay, the sameperson, Yeah, I don't know if

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you want to be the same person. Yeah, let's try to be a
little different, a little better.Learn from your mistakes. Accidents do happen.
Yes, I could be wrong.I don't think driving a lambeou over
the speed limit, racing and hittinga minivan is an accident that feels like

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an intentional I mean, most ofit was intentional. The hitting the minivan
was the accident, right right right, It was an accident. But if
he was not speeding he was notracing. None of that would have ever
happen. Yes, could have beenprevented accident. Yeah, but also that
was a likely scenario. Yeah yeah, right, so play with fire.

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This is what happens. But tobe like, hey, I'm gonna be
better man football, Huh, howabout them truths? That's all he's doing,
right, Like, let's go ona third, don't worry about right,
I'm not. And he has toart that statement was crafted. He
can't just say, hey, youknow, I've made some mistakes that was

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wrong. He can't say that he'sbeen sued. M He has to say
a certain thing. And he feelslike you pressed to answer to the press.
To know, you got to startmoving, uh in a forward direction.
Right. He can't admit fault,right, can't admit fault. And
it can't even be in the samecontinent. Oh, it's true. So

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was he gonna say, hey,man, accidents important keyword in a lawsuit.
Accidents happen, and uh, I'mjust moving forward, be a better
person, be the same person Ihave always been, which is a good
person. So that a second ago, remember I'm good. Yeah, Yeah,
he's articulating stuff, so, uh, gotta keep winning. You know,

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I'm just one guy on a team, and you just gotta be a
team, you know, Yeah,oh boy. Ten members of the nineteen
eighty three North Carolina State men's basketballnational championship team are suing the NCAA and

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the Collegiate Licensing Company for unauthorized useof their name, image, and likeness.
The lawsuit was filed in Wake CountySuperior Court on Monday. It calls
for a jury trial and reasonable compensation. The nineteen eighty three team, nicknamed
the Cardiac Pack, went on aCinderella run, winning the tournament as a
sixth seed. And three time NBAMVP. Nicola Iokich will be suiting up

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in the Olympics this summer. TheDenver Nugget Superstar big Man was included on
Serbia's sixteen man preliminary roster for theupcoming Paris Olympics on Monday. Jokic last
played for the Serbian national team inthe euro Basket Tournament in twenty twenty two.
He also helped Serbia win the silvermedal at the twenty sixteen Olympics.

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Other NBA players who suit up forSerbia this summer will be Charlotte Hornet's guard
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This is your opportunity to ask anythingyou want. Just remember keep it clean,
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and then what you want to sayto eight two nine four five. What's

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the wildest freak accident you've seen inperson? Wi there's freak accidents. What
is the wildest freak accident you've seenin person? I've talked about this four
Iowa motorcycle not no helmet guy turninginto Shaky's pizza motortarc guid didn't see him
boom right, I didn't. Ihaven't really seen, not that I can

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remember, a freak accident. ButI did come up on an accident after
the fact where I saw a motorcycleon the ground and body covered and a
helicopter coming in land to take whomeveraway. Lifelike. Okay, what's the

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wildest freak accident you've seen in person? Gimbi, I'd have to say is
when me and my buddy Chris weregoing to this little birthday party and it
was out going towards wasa and therewas a Highway twenty and like Memorial or
some jive like that, and thislady was on We were on the south

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side of Memorial of Highway twenty.There she was on the other side of
the street. She motioned us togo ahead and go on through, and
we did. And I just happenedto look up in the rear view at
the same time or at the righttime, and saw her get t boned
by a giant F three fifty.Yeah, totally just obliterated that car,

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to tell the truth. Nine oneeight four six O kmo D. What's
the biggest animal you think you cankill in a fight? What's the biggest
animal you think you can kill ina fight? Lindsay, using only my
bare hands. I think that's afair assumption. Okay, yeah, because
like are we are we? Youknow, having a knife fight with the

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kangaroo? Didn't say that. Ididn't say knife fight, didn't say gunfight.
You just said fight. So wegotta we gotta specify what kind of
fight we're talking. Yeah, Ithink of a verbal altercation. I mean
fighting thrown hands. I'm gonna gowith probably something like a Golden Retriever because
they're not an aggressive dog. Theyare a big dog, but they're friendly

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dog. No, I don't wantto, but it would hand suspecting,
right, but the dog is it? Are you picking the fight with the
dog or the dog picking for thefight with you? So clearly it's out
the window that it's nice. Right, let's on a special kid man exactly.
I mean if it had if Ihad to put it down because it

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got rabies or something. I wouldhave to with your hands. Yeah,
I guess so you would choke outgolden retriever with your bare hands. Well,
hold on, now, you wouldchoke out I don't believe rabbit golden
retriever with your bare hands. Imean, doesn't it take a while for
kicking. By the time you knowwhat's got to rabies, it's already too

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late. Have you seen Kujo?Have you seen the mood? Yeah?
You think you could choke out arabbit dog? I don't think you could
choke out a dog. I knowhe's too big. I wouldn't be able
to. You made the statement that'sthe only I mean. It would have
to be a non aggressive animal inorder for me to kill it. Yeah,

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you could have picked frog, right, It doesn't have to be biggest
gimbe. You know that's a funquestion, right. Monkeys ring a tank's
primates out of the question. Thosethings will rip you to pieces, starting
with your genitalia. Okay, sothat's out the question. I feel like

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anything that flies is out of thequestion as well. They're just too well,
they could fly and I can't.There's a disadvantage there. I like
the idea of a dog, allright, but I want to say something
different, and I want to gowith an ali cat. Yes, there's
a little bit of a fight there, your domesticated house cats. Sure you

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probably could whoop its ass, butI feel again, that's like picking on
a golden retriever. It's like pickingon a special kid. Yeah, they're
just fat and lays. So youneed something with a little bit of grit
to it. So I'm thinking maybean alley cat, a streak kitten.
Yeah hmm. I'm going with pig. I feel like I can kick pigs

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ass. Oh yeah, not abore right, just regular, not a
razorback. Yeah, a pig likea pig, yeah like babe, Yeah
yeah yeah yeah. Have you triedto catch a pig? I didn't say
I had to catch it. Ijust gotta kick it. It's gotta come
to me. I'm not chasing apig. It's the one with the problem,

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not me. I'm not picking afight with a pig if I had
to. That's the question. Ifeel like I could. I feel like
a kick pigs ass. This personwill not stop asking this question, so
I'm going to ask it so theywill please stop texting this Yes, you

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told the story a few weeks backabout a stoplight and somebody on a bikeer
bike on a bike that you believedto be a female. Have you heard
from them? Yes? Yes,through the grape vine found out who will
excuse let's take this back a littlebit, got connected with somebody that this
person thought, this is the personthat you're looking for, right, I

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was like, all right, cool, started talking to this person. Ultimately,
in the end, I don't thinkit was the person that I was
looking So you have not I haveno maybe not that particular person, but
at least an attempt was made.But you have not reconnected and I have
no intentions at all as we bummer, really yes, bummer. Did you

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guys see flavor Flave buying every itemon the red Lobster menu? Hilarious?
Doing God's work. That is funny. That is a g We should talk
about that stuff. Just imagine allthe stuff that he had to buy and
seeing all that I moved. Yeah, we don't have we don't time.
We have time. We don't havetime. Would you rather fist fight a

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tiger or an elephant? Fistfight?Huh? Well, they're being clear after
that whole last thing, A tiger. I guess I don't have I don't.
I don't think we'd stand a chanceagainst an elephant. Just step on
me, GIMPI I feel my chanceswith the elephant is a lot better.

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I'll wrestle a few elephants in mytime. Tigers do now. But tigers
have claws, Tigers are nimble.Tigers can jump in trees and then pounce
down on top of you. Whenwas the last time you saw an elephant
in the tree, see what I'msaying. So, I feel like I

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have a better chances of fist fightingan elephant. Now, It's going to
take a while to work that elephantdown, but I feel like my chances
of survival are with the elephant.I mean, I've seen elephants knock down
trees. True, I feel likeyou do not in a fistfight. I

(01:32:15):
do not have the punch power toknock out an elephant or to damage an
elephant. Maybe, and it's balls, yeah, maybe like a speed bag
man. If I can reach them, right, he doesn't sit on you.

(01:32:35):
Yeah, But I'm going with I'mgoing with tiger. It's the only
one that makes sense. I getit. But tigers have huge paws,
and huge claws that are razors sharp. They use those claws to rip their
prey open so they can eat it. Yeah, that's that's the only thing.
That's the only thing that slows medown is because they have weapons.

(01:32:56):
Yeah, you just got to workat angles. Got you got an elephant
is going to trample you. Ithas tusks. Maybe I have played enough
Street Fighter to know that when you'refighting those bigger, taller characters, they're
much slower, so you can movearound them a little more so than an
agile tiger. Yeah, I'm stayingwith tiger. Be Would you rather be

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in a coma for twenty years orspend five years in prison? Would you
rather be in a coma for twentyyears or spend five years in prison?
Lindsay, I don't know if you'reactually getting really good sleep when you're in
a coma. I mean that soundsgreat, but I think I would rather
spend five years in prison, becauseat least then I would still be able

(01:33:45):
to see my loved ones. Notseeing anyone if I'm in a coma,
I'm missing out on life. Youcan get use to being in prison.
Gimbi would rather be in a comafor twenty years or five years in prison.
I feel like my chances of gettingbutt raped in a coma are way

(01:34:09):
less, oh than in prison.I also feel like my chances of getting
shanked while I'm in a coma areway less. Okay, granted, I'm
live, but I'm in prison,and that doesn't sound like a fun time
to me at all whatsoever. Atleast, if I'm in a coma for

(01:34:31):
twenty years, people are still comingby and to see me. Maybe you
don't know that this is my coma, not yours. I'm thinking that maybe
somebody, at least my brother wouldcome by and still see me. The
nurses and doctors would still be thereto keep me alive, right, to
keep me going twenty years, you'regonna have different nurses, yeah, right,

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Like your brother, who I knowcares about you im mensely, He's
definitely gonna come by on your birthday, right right, And maybe in the
beginning the first year, he mightcome by every other weekend. But as
twenty years is a long time andhe's old, and he's older than you,
think about the twenty years that wehaven't even been I've been at this

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company nineteen yeah, yeah, yeah, and how the how much evolution have
we seen? Absolutely? I stillhave my kids as well. They're still
young in spry, you know,so they would come by at least twice
a year. You hope, Ihope. I'm on a coma. I
don't care. It's okay, butyou know what, I'm not getting shanked

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and I'm not getting butt raped asfar as I know. Those are the
two things that are holding me outof prison right now. So look,
give me Tacoma. You're making agreat argument for twenty years, except people
move on and five years I knowwhere the end is. And five years

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I know I'm going in and Iknow what I'm getting out. Coma.
Maybe no, you know, likeyou show up to prison, you go
to prison Cooma. You could justbe driving home today, right, and
then wake up in twenty years.Right. So I think for my loved

(01:36:24):
ones, the five year prison isa better answer. No matter how much
butt rape you're getting, it's nota guarantee. Not everybody gets butt raped
in prison, exactly, saying I'mjust I. First of all, I'm
not pretty, but you'll do too. I have an ugly mouse, so
it'll do. No, there's otherchoices and I'll just tell him I'm suicidal.

(01:36:47):
They'll put me on suicide Watch.I'll never be in gen pop.
Got gotcha. There's a couple ofways to skin the cat man, right,
you go crazy and solitaire and endup butt raping and shaking yourself.
Yes, this is the fun.I love questions like this. What do
you think those the first animal humanstried to domesticate? I think it was

(01:37:08):
the mast to don saber tooth tiger. Is that your guess? Sure?
Okay, GIMPI very first animal thathumans try to domesticate. A yeah,
I think that's a good guess.Some variation of an animal to pull the
plow? Yeah, probably chickens,probably something much smaller. Have you ever

(01:37:33):
went down the rabbit hole of dinosaursand how we misrepresent dinosaurs dramatically in our
education system and in books because wego with we don't know what colored dinosaurs
were. We don't know if theyhad feathers, We don't know, right,
right, we just got bones.Yeah, we just assumed they were
green, right, Think about that. We don't know. And then additionally

(01:37:57):
we just go with a skeleton andthen put skin on the skeleton. But
look at the skeletal system of arabbit. If you know what a rabbit
would look like, if we treatedit like we treat dinosaur bones, it
would be terrifying. So we don'tknow anything about dinosaurs. They'll lead you
to believe we do, but wedo not. Anyway, I think it's

(01:38:19):
got to be a much smaller animal. I think it's gotta be like a
chicken, something like that, maybeso that they kept domesticated, not in
the sense of sit high five,rollover, not that, more of like
I'm keeping you in this pin skunkand then it got sprayed and like,
what the hell are we thinking?Yeah? What was this one that I

(01:38:43):
wanted to ask? Okay, we'refive months from the presidential election. Each
of you are a popular, adeptat public speaking, and fairly attractive.
Oh this gets funnier. Trump hasnot announced his running mate yet. If
he came to tell us and askedyou to be his VP, what would
your campaign slogan be and signature issue? I could be wrong, but I
don't think vps get signature issues.I don't know how that works. I

(01:39:06):
don't keep up politics up with Sowhat is your and the I don't think
you get to pick a campaign slogan. But we'll go with the question,
make America affordable again, and I'mI'm going to bring down interest rates.

(01:39:26):
You know, vps don't have thatpower, right I know, but hey,
going with the question, neither doPresident. That's in a perfect world.
So your your signature issue would beto lower the interest rate. That's
right, that's my first line ofbusiness, GIMPI yeah, campaign slogan,

(01:39:46):
let's place sucks. Signature issues,Uh sure, just make everything affordable groceries.
Yes, yes, my campaign,So it would be helping make America
great again, because I'm the VP, I'm helping. And then my signature
issue would be that's what she said. Mm hmmm, because I don't I

(01:40:11):
don't know what it's gonna be.It's not my it's not my issues.
I'm I'm gonna I'm on the helpinglist. Best comedian you've ever seen live,
Lindsay. Oh, Bill Maher waspretty good. The first time I
saw him, cried a couple oftimes. He brought tears in my eyes,

(01:40:35):
laughed so hard, like that's theopposite of what he's trying to do.
Oh no, you laugh so hardyou cry? Yeah, okaykim be
I've only seen a small handful ofcomedians. Chris Tucker was hot garbage.
Really, yeah, it was bad. I fell asleep during his set.

(01:40:58):
Really, He's a better actor thanuh, So, I guess I want
to have to go with Bert.He's the most recent one that I've seen,
and he was funny, so yeah, yeah, Bert, question did
he take a shirt off? Ofcourse with the signature thing I've seen Carlin,

(01:41:18):
he wasn't particularly funny. He's fine. He was working through material,
so it was kind of awkward.I want to stop him. Go Lewis
C. K Okay before or afterhe masturbated in the Planet. I mean,
I don't know when that occurred,but before it when it came public.
It was definitely before that story cameout into the public's eye. Uh.

(01:41:44):
I saw a soccer player use herarm to catch herself during the fall.
The arm broke compound fracture, butwe couldn't tell at first because the
bone had driven into the ground andpacked with dirt and sand, so it
wasn't bleedy. Oh God, wouldyou rather eat your most hated food for
a year or bad expired steak fora year? How is that a choice?

(01:42:08):
Yeah? Both those are atrocious?There's literally not one of those is
better than the others. Get worms. I mean, you're really you get
sick from eating steak, the badsteak. I'm gonna go with the food
that I hate. Mm hmm,yeah, which is there's a few?

(01:42:34):
I mean, I guess liver wurstor liver and onions. Okay, GIMPI
yeah, I guess give me lemonsall day because I am not about to
eat a rancid steak. Come on, I guess I'm either way, I'm
gonna be very skinny. Yeah,right, so I guess. Okrah,

(01:42:57):
here we go, right, Stockholmsyndrome on on okra. All right,
we got to take a break andwe'll be back. More of The Big
Man Morning Show is next ninety KMODGood morning. It's The Big Man Morning

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Show. Nine four six O KM O D. You can also text
bmms and then what you want tosay to eight two nine four five?
When's you? Have you ever helpedsomebody move? Yeah? I just did
last week. Oh, okay,to say more, a friend of ours

(01:43:45):
bought a condo and we helped himmove into it. It didn't have a
lot of stuff, so it waspretty simple. I just pretty much helped
rearrange his kitchen and put dishes away. Things of that nature form, So
it's pretty easy. Okay, gimby, have you ever helped somebody move?
I have sucks so viy loading stuffonto a truck, usually someone's pickup truck,

(01:44:11):
trying to tie it down, it'sa lot. Yep. Well,
this couple just got married and thebride got thrown from the truck as they
were moving. They were transporting amattress to their new home, and they
decided, rather than using straps,that the bride or the new bride would

(01:44:38):
just lay on top of it tokeep it from flying away. According to
the News Agency, the mattress liftedoff of the truck with her still on
it and landed in the middle ofthe road. She suffered significant road rat

(01:45:00):
road rash, which road rash issignificant anyway, so if you had the
word significant in front of it,it's really bad. She managed to reach
the side of the road before gettinghit from oncoming traffic. She was banged
up and bruised. This happened onApril twenty six. She had her two

(01:45:20):
front teeth knocked out as well.Oh man, I misspoke. This was
the day before the wedding. Ooh, she's wearing in the photo before the
wedding, there's she's wearing bandages onher arm, and that she made it

(01:45:44):
to the thing. Everything okay?Her she said, the burns didn't hurt.
Hell no, they didn't, becauseyou were pilled out. Probably,
Yeah, she said, we werejust thinking of the fastest way possible to
get the mattress from point A topoint B, which happened to be the
throwing the mattress in the back andputting her on top. If, dude,
you've got to be in bear rest. Yeah, I feel like as

(01:46:06):
a man, you should just knowyou gotta strap it down. Yeah,
come on, man, yes,pull his man card. I don't say
that very often, but you're right. Come on, a piece of rope,

(01:46:27):
six belts linked together. What I'vebeen sufficient? But no, let's
get your old lady up on topof this hold it down. Well.
Uh, how big a girl wasshe? She didn't look very big,
then there you go. Looks prettypetite, to be honest. Yeah,
yeah, you should have known thatain't gonna work out. Bruh. Come
on, and no offense to her. She can't be very bright because she

(01:46:50):
said, quote, I was like, oh, yeah, I'll sit on
the back. That sounds great.I'll just hold the mattress down in the
back of the truck. She said, I remember the whole thing, other
than the landing. I don't rememberhow I landed, but I flew out
screaming, and then I remember justrolling on the street. The new husband

(01:47:10):
said, I'm looking in my rearview mirror and I see my fiance rolling
away from me. My first thoughtwas that she had died. A lot
of people were able to overlook thestupidity and really come and support both of
us in this time that we need. Of course their family. But when
the door shut, they're like,eh, what is you idious? Yeah.

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The Department of Transportation issued a newsrelease saying items not properly secured can
fall out and collide with other vehiclesor pedestrians, causing serious injuries or fatalities.
These road hazards are often very difficultto drivers to avoid. Yeah,

(01:47:57):
did you give them a ticket forthat failure secure load? Sure? I
think they're paying a pretty good penalty. Oh good God. And they went
through with the wedding the next day. Well, yeah, you got deposits.
True everything, not all of usgonna free wedding lends. He's missing
her teeth. You just don't smile. Oh yeah, some of these wounds

(01:48:20):
look gnarly though. Now I getthat chunk out of her hand. It's
just road rash. Oh, it'sjust road rash. Yeah, that's it,
eyah. Road rash is nothing.Anybody can handle that, right.
At least they're trying to do theright thing by sharing their story, and

(01:48:43):
they do have one hell of amemorable wedding. Oh yeah, there ain't
no consummating that marriage right that night. Anyway. Listen to this great comment.
This is great, folks. Let'sbe clear. This isn't about strapping
down a mattress. This is aboutchoosing to put someone's life at risk.

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Not once did he think, whatis the potential threat to my future wife's
life by having her in a movingvehicle unrestrained? We have seatbelt laws and
most states for a reason. Utahis one of them. Coming away with
the message of I didn't take thetime to strap down a message instead of

(01:49:25):
never put someone's life at risk forsaving a few minutes. That's they're one
hundred percent correct. Yeah they are. I do that a lot. I
feel like am I gonna die doingthis, mam. Maybe good enough for
me. Hard pass here. Buthe's like, yeah, babe, if

(01:49:47):
anything, why didn't he go backthere? Right? He's clearly bigger than
her. Absolutely. Oh, becausehe's got to drive his truck no one,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Women can't be behind the wheel
of a pickup Trump, Cory,come on, you know the likewise,
there are women listening to this goingprow Why didn't you hold on tier?

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That is true. I'm sure shewas holding on nice and tight. But
the thing about it is is whenthe wind gets up underneath it, you're
out of control. And that's exactlywhat happened. People are so reckless with
stuff in the back of their oftheir trucks, their pickup trucks, trailers.
It's always so fascinating to me tosee the number of things flailing about

(01:50:31):
when you're going down the road.Right, I like to give a lot
of distance to those people, becauseI don't need your I've had a grill
hit my carr. Plenty of rocksfalling off people's cars. I'm not even
talking about from behind dump trucks rightright right, cans, cans, bottles,
stuff like tools. Yeah, justgetting lifted up out of the back

(01:50:54):
of the truck or truck drivers.Guys who drive pickup trucks also think the
better their truck because the trash canthey throw whatever back there and if they
drive on and it comes out,well, that's not on me. By
putting your wife you're old lady,exactly exactly whatever? Right? What do
you think you put the garbage?Oh? Doube bet she doesn't do that

(01:51:18):
twice? Oh she might. Ilearned my lesson. Honey, I could
do this. I could do thisagain. I just got a hold on
tiger blind faith. Man, it'sthe day before a wedding. What's the
worst that could happen? Right,I don't know, fall out of the
back of the truck while sitting ontop of a mattress. No, they'll

(01:51:40):
probably do it again. This time. They'll just strap her down in the
mattress, on top of the mattressin the back of the truck. We
got to take a break. We'llbe back. Tulsa's Morning Show is coming
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The Big Man Morning Show. Lindsay, what'd you learn today? I learned
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(01:52:40):
Gimp what you learn today? Ilearned that Lindsay really liked having that creamy
tuna in her mouth this morning.And I also learned, for once I
did not like having creamy tuna inmy mouth. I learned come get your
ice cream and you're a lotte Ye. And I also learned ketchup and anything
pretty much doesn't go together barely Frenchfries. Corbin say, make sure that

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Somebody sent this text in. Ithink it's pretty good and it says the
top funniest movie, continuous funny movie, funny. What do you think?
All right? See if I canfind the exact story here, because like

(01:54:41):
the continuously funny movie that you've seen, mm hmm, like the first one
was good and the second one wasno, no, no no, like
you're always watching It's funny, continuouslyfunny traffic Thunder really yes, yes,
that one does not get old forme. Same with step Brothers. That

(01:55:04):
one does not get old. Mmm. I'm trying to think what other one
that I just I will crack upbecause you see it coming, you know
it's coming. M Grandma's Boy ispretty good. Grandma's Boy, Yeah,

(01:55:27):
that's decent. Grandma's Boy. Yeah, I don't I don't know this movie.
There's nobody. Nick Swartzen is theonly Jonah Hill really two thousand and
six movie. Yeah, it's agood. It's a good. Uh,
it's a good movie for if you'vebeen smoking weed. Really yeah, okay,

(01:55:51):
yeah, Gibbey, we're talking aboutmovies that are continuously funny no matter
how much you watch them. AndLindsay has landed on Grandma's Boy really one
of them. Yeah, but Isaid Tropic Thunder choice and then Step Brothers.
Yeah, and then Grandma's Boy ifI'm high, like, that's a

(01:56:11):
good one to pop in if you'restone. I was stone when I watched
it, and sober, and Idon't think it was that good. And
I'm not just saying that just tobe asshole over here, No, I
really didn't. It was all right, It was all right. Step Brothers
for sure, fucking hilarious every timeyou watch it. I think I laugh
every time I watch that movie.Same way with Tropic Thunder, laying in

(01:56:35):
bed watching that son of a Bitch, just laughing my ass off the entire
time. Yeah, so far asother movies that are that are funny no
matter what, well, I mean, fucking Harold and Kumar, Yeah yeah,
yeah, not Escape from Guantanamo Bay. That one was not near now

(01:56:56):
near as good any of the cheapand chongs. Okay, and maybe that's
just the old where my car,Where's my car? Baked? Half baked?
For sure? For sure, Iam the fucking manager Yeah, Bubba
Boy is solid, and it's justyou know, thinking right off the top

(01:57:17):
of my head there. To me, Couple's Retreat is always funny, and
yeah, that's a great movie.Neighbors, that's a good one too.
Neighbors was good the first one,the second one not so much. No,
I don't even remember the second one. But continually funny movies. I
think that's there's a pretty good comingto America, the original, not that

(01:57:41):
stupid shitty remake that they did.I don't know if it's still funny.
You don't think so. I don'tknow if it's still I'm still I'm reminiscently
about it, right, Maybe thatis I'm entertained, Yeah, for sure,
But I don't sit there and laughmy ass off like I did with
Tropic Thunder. Yeah, okay,but you get more reminiscent about it than

(01:58:03):
you do, Like this is soliddumb and dumber, old school. I
like dumb and dumber. Yeah,old school for sure. Forty year old
virgin Yeah, Talladega Knights, AirplaneAirplane is still funny. Yeah, this

(01:58:25):
here says fifty best comedies of alltime, and it's got like Animal House.
Okay, I don't think so.But man, it's pretty I think
that might be out of my timethough, Like that's right before my time.
That's more like my brother's age sortof thing. What about it makes
it where it would be more funnyto your brother but not you because he

(01:58:45):
grew up with it and I watchedit as a kid and I just didn't.
I didn't get it, and Ididn't like it. I don't really
like it now. It's just allright. I think it's pretty funny that
they that that was the way schoolwas. When they go and steal meat
from the grocery store, that's prettyfunny. Yeah, yeah, when he
gets revenge on the Dean Warmer bysleeping with his wife. The Big Lebowski

(01:59:06):
is another one they had on here. I didn't think that was that funny.
Good movie entertaining, but I didn'tthink it was funny. It isn't
like, oh boy, right right, It's not like Stepbrothers. Stepbrothers makes
me laugh every time? Okay,see, and I think Step Brothers is
average. How about the jerk ohwith fucking Steve Martin? H Yeah,
same way. I mean. Thething about that movie and Steve Martin's comedy

(01:59:33):
in general is the absurdity of whathe's he was. He was provocative before
there was other provocative comedians because hewas saying things that felt rude. Yeah,
Superbads on this list, which Ithink is pretty funny movie. I
watched that one and I can stilllaugh at that one, you know.
And what was that God the sameone with Jonah Hill ask me about my

(01:59:57):
waiena. I want to say undergrad, but I don't think that's the name
of it though. I thought superBad is where he says, ask me
about no, no, no,no, no no. That's just when
him and Michael Sarah, you know, are trying to get late, and
that's where mclovin comes into play.I feel like that's every Michael Sarah movie
ever. True statement accepted, accepted, That's what it is. Accepted.
Yes, that's a pretty funny movie. One with him and Channing Tatum,

(02:00:24):
which is still pretty horrible. Mosses. Yeah, that's enough. Sex Drive.
I don't know that one. Oh, I've seen it. It's a
fucking horrible movie. It's not Imean, it's no no if you eight

(02:00:46):
movie, uh, Seth Green,James Martinsen, there's nobody in this.
Yeah, if you are eighteen,nineteen twenty. You know that age range.
I can see how that could bea good funny movie for you.
Go ahead, Lindsay Bridesmaids. No, that's they're trying to be the hangover.

(02:01:12):
That's all. It was American pie. Okay, funny though still funny,
I don't. I mean when theflute, that's pretty funny, right,
Yeah, he's got his dick ina fie. That's pretty funny.
It's pretty ridiculous, Dodgeball forgetting SarahMarshall's pretty funny role Models, pretty funny

(02:01:35):
role Models was pretty funny. Igive it that. Forgetting Sarah Marshall is
pretty funny too. Wedding crashers,wedding crashers, I don't think it was
that funny. I mean crashes,dude, when the funeral at the end?
Yeah, hall pass pretty funny.Yeah again though it had its moments

(02:01:58):
though much wedding crash. But likewith with with fucking step Brothers, the
whole thing's funny, tropic thunder,the whole thing is funny, right,
And I think isn't that what we'relooking for? When that questions posed,
I think it's continually funny. I'muntermining like every time you watch it,
it's funny. Maybe it means likeall the way through. I can't think
of a movie that is funny thewhole way through, NonStop, like you

(02:02:24):
laugh from the start until the end. Yeah, Tropic Thunder's got it for
me, man, Yeah saying andstep brothers just as well. I just
have no desire to watch Tropic Thunderat all. It's fun It's no stupid
funny. Everything there was so stupidit was. It was kind of funny.

(02:02:45):
Dude, waiting is all right.I'll give you that. This is
Sean of the Dead. I don'tthink The Dead isn't funny. I don't
think it was funny, but it'sgot a listed here as a comedy Meatballs.
No, No, I tried watchingit. It's not the same.
Joe Dirt. Joe Dirt is goodAnchorman. No, I don't thinixty percent

(02:03:05):
of the time. It works everytime. It's as funny as it's as
funny as Night of the Roxbury.It was funny and it's time. But
okay, I'll give you that.I'll give you that beer Fest. Beer
Fest was all right, especially withChloris Leachman. They find out that gam
GAM's a whore. You know,you gotta warm up the sausage, and
she's kind of the sausage. Imean, if you're laughing, then I

(02:03:27):
feel like you have to put thaton your lip. I'll put it on
there. That was a funny moviesuper Troopers, since we're in that same
kind of I never thought super Trooperswas fine. The second one not so
much. But I really I thinkthe first one was fine. Napoleon Dynamite
another was pretty funny. It's prettythe doorbell rings. Yeah, his girlfriend
comes and visits, of course,Uncle Rico, Yeah, that's that.

(02:03:48):
One's got to be on that list. Caddy Shack, Yeah, okay,
yeah, it's for its time.It was. It's continually genuinely funny.
Lampoons Christmas Vacation. I like themovie, but I can't. I don't
want to say it's continually funny.If I made my nieces who are eighteen

(02:04:11):
watching, they go, okay,right, and with any of those national
Lampoons movies at all. Christmas Vacation, European Vacation, vacation, vacation,
Uh, senior trip, dude,The europe one is the best one.
European Vacation is the best one Seattle, I'm Christmas Vacation for me is still
the best. No, it isgood, but come on the pigs.

(02:04:32):
Yeah, they hit the guy withthe bike over and over. He tries
to make out with the lady.Come on, it's solid. National Lampoons
has got a ship ton of moviesoutter, though are very underappreciated. My
favorite ones are probably that like nobodyknows about Seven Deadly Sins, right,
and Senior Trip. Okay, sevenDeadly Sins. It's got Andrew dice Clay

(02:04:57):
in it, right, and andyou know he's he's like goes and meets
the devil. He's leaving to me, this is your side. He's got
a big fucking head sized fucking hat. As you were. It's funny in
it's own right. Employee the month, Employee the month. That's a good
guilty pleasure. Yeah, it's notas better. It's not as good as

(02:05:18):
waiting, right, Tommy Boy,Oh yeah, Tommy Boy is still funny.
Richard, what are you doing thehangover? Nah man? Because after
you have like four of them,it's kind of lost its own. Yeah,
and the first one is just kindof all right, road trip,

(02:05:40):
I'll give you road trip. Ihad sex with a girl. Road trip,
even your road trip. Yeah you'resure? Yeah, Miscuuzy Misscuuzy Aventura.
Okay, okay, wow that wasfast. I never liked I never
did either. I liked the man. I never liked mask either. Cable

(02:06:02):
guy I never liked. I didn'tlike the cable guy was not I didn't
like it that much. So Imarried an ax murderer. With the Mike
Myers. I liked it. Iused to find it. Are you he
head? I mean, yeah,at its moments, but they all have
moments. Yeah, every time Iwatch it, I laugh. Office Space,

(02:06:29):
Yeah, office Space is continually funny. I see that stuff like that
happens. Still. My wife willdescribe stuff and I'm like, good,
yes, I was like, youneed to have your bosses watch offices.
Makes me glad that we don't workin that kind of advice we do.
I mean, we have nobody runningthe asylum. That is true. The
inmates are in control. Okay,what's the funniest, Because Adam Sandler is

(02:06:55):
supposed to be a comedic actor,what's the funniest he is? Yes,
he's not only a comedic actor,he's a comedic movie maker. Yeah,
he had that run of like HappyGilmore and all those movies came out with
like a shooting Little Nikki all withthem like a short window. They were
massive movies. Yeah, yeah,And I enjoy his movies. I enjoy

(02:07:15):
his films. Yeah, but whenhe tries to get a little serious,
that's when it's not because you're expectingfunny man Adam Sandler. What was it?
The fucking the gambling one? Yeah, the gems are what the fuck
ever? Uncut gems? Cut gems? That was all, was it?
But it's just you're expecting funny AdamSandler, and it's not funny Adam Sandler.
What's the one where he is thetalent scout for sports? Oh?

(02:07:41):
Sad one was was pretty good talentscout for Yeah, just in general.
Uh, Sandy, Sandy, Sandyfucking what's this fucking Wexler? Yeah,
Sandy Wexler, which was all right. That's another one that was just all
right. I mean Kevin James.Yeah, but when you if you go
down a rabbit. We've talked alittle bit about him before he makes movies

(02:08:03):
so his friends can have movies.That's a punchline, but it's also true.
Why and they're all fine. Yeah, they're not all bangers, but
they're fine, right, And allof his friends get to work. Grown
ups is good? No, grownups not good? What about Ted?
Ted? Ted is still funny?And Ted two? Yeah? Ted,

(02:08:24):
That's about the only exception I canmake where the sequel is still just as
good as the first one. NakedGun, Naked Gun two and a half
thirty three to third. Yeah,yeah, top Secret Man, Top Secret's
so funny to me, h KeanuReeve, not Keanu Reeves, Val Kilmer.
Okay, I don't think I've seenthat one. Oh dude, I

(02:08:46):
more likely have if you saw yougo? Okay? What was the movie
with Charlie Sheen and the baseball teamMajor League? Major League? Yeah,
it's okay, it's not particularly hilarious. I like the second one better than
the first one, I think,really where none of the stars are in
it except Corbyn Burnson, Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen did Major League two?

(02:09:07):
Yeah, and you think it's betterthan one? I think I enjoyed that
one better. Why. I don'tknow why, but you made the statement
you have to know why you feela way. Actually, I actually saw
the second one before I even sawthe first one. Maybe that's why our
lunatic seeing movies out of order.Well, the only reason why I did

(02:09:30):
is because my aunt used to takeus kids to the theater and she was
taking my cousins to see that one, and I was like, I don't
want to be left out. Andthey said, well, we're going to
see Major League two. Did yousee the first one? I was like
no, but oh, well,like I want to go. I don't
want to be left out. MajorLeague of five percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Major League the first one sixty eightythree percent on Rotten Tomatoes. It is

(02:09:54):
a superior movie, for sure,but it belongs in this conversation. I'm
alone. I don't think it wasthat funny. Yeah, oh it had
it had it was funny, andI it was funny, especially when the
tarantula gets put on his face andhe screams blood. My children love that.
No, my children love that.But I don't think it's funny.

(02:10:16):
I don't think it's funny. Idon't you still laugh when that happens.
Huh, you are a algorithm.You're a Foebonacci of confusion, a dark
list of confusion. When it comesto movies. Wayne's World, No,

(02:10:37):
Wayne's World was it was all right, Austin Powers, No Rome Michell's High
School re Union, no Idiocrasy,No, I was all right, Well
that's with Owen Wilson, right,No, brother, yeah, Luke Wilson.

(02:10:58):
Owen's the one that goes wow wowYeah, dumb and dumber something about
Mary. Yeah, yeah, I'dput that on there, White Chicks.
Are we talking about movies that can'tbe remade? Now? Knocked Up?
Knocked Up? Well, I don'tthink it had its moments, but I

(02:11:20):
don't think it's continuously funny, youknow, and you get some good quotes
out of it, but I don'tthink it's you know, you're gonna laugh
every time you watch it. SausageParty is pretty funny still yeah, oh
yeah animated Yeah yeah, yeah,that's pretty fun Yeah. What's the South
Park America? They made that?That America Team America. Yeah, that

(02:11:48):
was pretty funny. That was prettygood, but continually funny movies. Man,
I don't think I didn't like it. I mean, I get it
and the like making the loops andstill doesn't working out, but overall,
I'm like, Okay, I justdon't find it very funny, but I
don't like. I don't think CitySlickers is that funny. Sorry, just

(02:12:16):
laugh that you brought that up.It's considered a funny movie. Yeah it
is. I didn't think it was, but it's all right. Yeah.
I love When I show my wife, I'm like, oh, this is
on, You're gonna love it,and she's like, this is not funny,
this is dumb. Ah. Yougot to pick one that you watch
every weekend? Oh, comedy?What are you picking for? To laugh?

(02:12:41):
Traffic thunder? Okay? Man?The Step Brothers is the one that
pops out because that is it isultimately, But I'm gonna watch it every
fucking weekend. Yeah. Oh yeahyeah. Euro Trip then, dude,
that's a good one. I'm thinking. I'm thinking I can. I could
do euro Trip every weekend. StepBrothers, I'm like, okay, probably

(02:13:03):
dude wears my car? Okay,there's so many good one liners in that
that if I had to watch itevery weekend, have you like, here
comes, here comes, here comeswhat's mine say? Dude? No?
What does mine say? Sweet?Have you seen this movie? I hated

(02:13:24):
that. I'm wow, do younot understand comedy at all? I do?
I don't think you do. Ithink you need to reevaluate that opinion.
I actually walked out of my apartmentone day and had to say,
dude, but literally out loud,you know, to my mind, dude,
where's my car? Because I hadparked it like down the street,
was partying at a friend's house,fucking stumbled my way home, and then

(02:13:46):
my mom came up. Is datingthis girl that was a fucking basic training
at the time. Hey, yougot a phone call? Blah blah blah.
I walked out. I was like, all, I'll just follow you
the house. I'm like, oh, dude, where's my car. I
don't know what you did with it. Why don't you just get in the
car with me? Okay, youngJennifer Garner, right, is in that

(02:14:07):
hal Sparks who if you don't knowhim, but if you saw him,
you go, oh, yeah,that's who that is. Okay. The
girl that played uh, the othergirlfriend with Jennifer Garner, Marla Sokolof.
She's been in pretty much nothing sincethen. Right, She was in Sense
and Sensibility, Flower Girl, ADate with Darkness, a lot of Hallmark

(02:14:30):
stuff. Yeah, I don't knowwho that is. You remember me?
I was in There's a lot ofpeople that are like that fucking mcloven.
Holy shit, she was in uhfull House, like the new one.
That girl that I just said thatwas the girlfriend. Yeah, she was
in full House. How about thatkind of half asked? Remember that character?

(02:14:54):
Yeah, she was Gea on FullHouse, the baddest. Yeah,
the bad employee was the one thatgot Stephanie in trouble for smoking cigarette?
You were you were on an eightyshow? Yeah? Yeah, who are
you? Full House? I can'tpicture you. I got got her in

(02:15:16):
trouble for smoking? Oh you no, it's just the script type cast.
You'll never get a job. Yourkids want to see it. That is
awesome. Yeah, I think she'sprobably doing just fine. Yeah, Lifetime

(02:15:39):
movies totally, dude. If theywere like, hey, we want you
to just do lifetime movies, I'dbe like, Okay, lifetime movies still
pay. I'm sure they still pay. Good. You're not gonna be in
a blockbuster, right, You're notgonna be a millionaire. Kenne's Cameron does
a lot of Lifetime. We're inthe same John, but she was.

(02:16:01):
She was already well done, welloff before, so that doesn't count.
You got to be a nobody whogets your break. You might make a
mill, but you're gonna have toYou're not gonna live in Hollywood. She
does lifetime movies and she was abig way before that. Yeah, she
was a soap opera star. Yes, dude, to be a soap opera
I have a friend from college andshe writes soap operas. She works for

(02:16:24):
Yeah, all she does, andshe loves it, and she always is
comment about how whatever. She's likean English major, super smart, and
she's like, it's just easy work. Yeah, and you're getting paid good
money. Yeah. She's like,I get paid good money and I just
get to Sometimes I collaborate on otherthings, but overall, I just write
he fell down an elevator shaft,right, your brother, your lover's your
sister. Yeah that's cool. Yeah, yeah, you would never guess it

(02:16:50):
by looking at her and be likeyou're that person. Sydney is her name.
Uh yeah. I thought that wasfun though, to see that list
of movies that are continually funny.Yeah. I was just trying to look
up Candace Cameron's net worth because yousay that she's been she was, you
know, yes, established with fullHouse and then did what after the end

(02:17:13):
of Full House. Not much ofanything, really, I can't remember nothing
that really sticks out. I guessif you really Tracy Gold's another one too.
Whatever fucking happened to her? Youknow, the sister from Growing Pains?
Yeah right. It says here thatCannas Cameron has a net worth of
fourteen million dollars. Yeah, youknow, so her Hallmark movies are are

(02:17:35):
working out, So I'm just gonnago with movies in the night. In
the eighties and nineties, she wasin Disney's Little Spies, so she got
Disney money, some kind of wonderful. I saw What You Did, which
was a pretty good cult movie.Punchline, okay, camp cuckamongo, I
don't know what that is. Yeah, I've never heard of any of these.
No one would tell she was thestar Kids in the Woods. She

(02:17:58):
cried no scream wager. Oh no. Now I'm getting into the two thousands,
So I mean she was in somestuff. Now did she find the
same success or brother did? No? Right? Right, because he took
the religious route and took took God'smoney. Right. She was in Boys.
Candace Cameron was in Boy Meets World, really really, Yeah, she

(02:18:22):
played Sybil she wasn't a smoker.Okay. Uh, she did a bunch
of NBC movies. Okay, shedid some stuff. Okay, So it
wasn't like she evaporated and then justfell off. And they're like, Candace
Cameron's available, we gotta have herdo Uh we could do this house up

(02:18:43):
in the Wasso and make it looklike it's been snowing. Right, I've
tried to find that movie. Ican't find it anywhere. Which one the
movie she was in inn Wasso?Right? Oh yeah? Or are they
filmed up there or whatever. I'mjust not out hunting for fucking homemark movies,
to be honest with. Yeah,they're good guilty pleasure. Yeah yeah,
you're not gonna You're definitely gonna dozeoff. That's fair. But you're

(02:19:07):
like, ah, it's festive,it's holiday, it's safe. I watched
here's a movie. I dozed offand then turn around and fucking finished watching
it last night. Uh Valley Girl? Why Valley Girl? As you're remote
lost? Was like, what isthis Nicholas Cage movie that I've never heard
of before? That feels like youcan't That is a very common statement.

(02:19:30):
Nicholas Cage does a lot of moviesyou're like, why did Nicholas Cage do
this movie? You see? LikeI don't know how it is with y'all
streaming services or whatnots, but it'slike with The Cocks or whatever. I'll
be like starting watching a movie andI'll put the information on just to see
who's else, who else is actingin it, and then it's like it
has other people watched these instead,right, right or as well? And
then so like I like to gothrough there's like with The Avengers, it'll

(02:19:54):
suggest you know, X Men orother Marvel movies or whatever. And I
was watching All Dogs Go to Heavenand it had all these different Disney movies
on there, and somehow I fuckingstumbled across that one and I was like
Valley Girl, huh interesting and uhand yeah, boy, that was a
couple of hours that I can't getback, but it is what it is.

(02:20:16):
There's this guy on TikTok. Iwould play it, but we can't
play real audio. But uh,he takes songs and ruin him ruins them
for you. Oh so he takessongs that you know and then shows a
picture of who they're trying to emulate. Okay, and you're like what and
it ruins It's like you can't notthink of anything else. Like one of

(02:20:37):
them wasn't Adams Happy Gilmour, AdamSandler, like really famous songs and you're
like, oh, that's pretty funny, man, that's a funny angle to
take. I've seen a lot ofthose. Uh, Conway Fitty is one
that I was just it was itwas in the club Fitty sent right,
but it was done in the voiceof Conway Twitty. Yeah right. I
was like, well, that's that'sfun. No, this is songs,

(02:20:58):
like real songs, you know,not mix Okay, but when he ruins
him by showing you a picture ofsomebody and that's now all you think about
is them when they're doing those songs. The movie that was filmed with Candice
can't remember okay, so good.Yeah, it's a Christmas present. Yeah,
and it's on Amazon Prime or Roku. Yeah you got to rent it,
you got to pay for it.Yeah, thank you, thank you,

(02:21:20):
thank you for that not doing thatat all whatsoever. So glad we
got that figured out. Hard hittingissues, Corbyn, hard hitting issues.
Yeah. Now you know, ifyou want to sit down and watch that
and see the house in a Watson. Next time I'll disclose when I'm just
being silly and don't really mean it. Yeah, all right, So we

(02:21:43):
got our first boutio part of theyear coming up. That is going to
be at the Mercury Lounge eighteenth toBoston on Friday five to seven. There
every other Friday, so I knowwe've had people before that tried to plan
coming to town, listen out ofstate, so every other Friday. So
the first one's this Friday, Bostoneighteenth to Boston, Mercury Lounge, specials
on Miller Lite. Gays, havea great week. Bye bye m HM.