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and we've got a pair of ticketsfor you. We'll do that at
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I'm going to talk to one ofour listeners because they're awesome. Jeff Hensley
will join us. We'll talk aboutdivorce, custody, guardianship, name change.
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your part of the year is happeningon Friday, rendering ram Country as we'll

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go to Owasso five to seven,will be at the Roosters on eighty six,
right in front of the movie theater. Great patio. I believe it's
covered. Actually yeah, thank god? Yeah right, yeah. I had
a Facebook memory pop up the otherday and we talked about it not that
long ago. The patio party wehad at Duke's is one of my very
first ones and by god, thehottest f and one that we've ever had

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to deal with. Yeah, it'slike one hundred and eight outside, no
ship at all say it was apatio. Was It was a very kind
statement, yes, and then peoplechugging gravy for prices. It was Duke's
was a creole restaurant that was infront of the Spirit Bank event Center kind
of like it was like right onthe corner. And then they took like

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four by four a and we're like, it's our patio. This is wow.
Have fun claustrophobe. Yeah, yeah, this will be way better than
that. Yes, we'll have icechoolMiller lights for two dollars and fifty cents
a buck. Yeah, and thenwe'll be signing people at for our Milla
pot patio party, prize pack postsand we can even do this type of

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thing. But so we'll be outthere doing that on Friday in Owasso and
we're qualifying people to see a hundredconcerts at the Canese hundred tickets to a
hundred concert celebrating one hundred years ofthe Canes Ballroom. And we just qualified
Harold Air Rold Airrold marns Oh,Harry, Harry Mun's congratulations. He probably

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had the surprise got him using theold rotary phone. Harold's an old name.
That's where the joke is calmed downeveryone. I'm sure he has a
modern phone, sure the rotary onit. So we're gonna qualify people.
We're entering the last phases of thattoo to get qualified. So make sure
you're listening every hour with us andthen throughout the day too with Melon j

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Rod for your chance to get qualifiedfor one hundred tickets to one hundred concerts
celebrating one hundred years the Cane's Ballroom. So this I don't I can't believe
this didn't get more attention. Well, we took that short break, and
that is Kevin Costern came out andsaid I'm done with Yellowstone. I'm not
doing it. Yeah, says he'sworking on was A Horizon or whatever.
Well Horizon's out, that's out.So I guess with the work that he's

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done on that, and he's justlike, I'm good, I'm good,
which kind of sucks, but Okay, the show could go on without him,
I think easily. I think itcould. I don't know, I
think so. There were two thingsthat I saw. One it was that
it wasn't Gelling like he came back, and it was just the attitude on

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set was completely different, and hewas like, I'm not doing this.
Wouldn't he having beef with Taylor shirtin as well? I think that was
more. The story goes that hemade a commitment for the movie and they
Yellowstone wanted him to not honor thosecommitments, and he was like, no,
I'm doing my own movie. Ihired people, two hundred people are

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relying on me. I'm not justgoing to change it because you guys have
a fluid schedule. This is whatI'm doing at this time. Take it
or leave it. And that's wherethe riff apparently exists. And then the
other thing is that and I neversaw a thing about this, I think
this is a completely made up thing, is that there were people trying to

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get that show Yellowstone canceled, becauseagain this is what I read and I
don't I don't believe it is thatpeople were having a problem with it because
of one the amount of cussing whateverto the alpha male presentation. Three these
women that are well to be honest, alpha males, right, and that

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that that people were having problems withthat and trying to dismiss it, of
which my response of it's a show, right, actly right, it's entertaining
there. If anything, if youhave any problem with anything that happens on
that show, it should be thatif people don't get in line, they
throw them off of a cliff.Yeah. Yeah, not the personalities of

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the characters that are written. Tome, it's like complaining about somebody in
the movie Titanic. Right, it'sa movie. It's not accurate at all.
But I can't believe that didn't getmore at it. Maybe it's because
the hiatus has been so long withYellowstone that people have kind of forgotten about
it. But in the comments,I saw something pretty funny that I was

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like, that's actually a really goodangle to try and go with what Gimpi
said, which is continue on withouthim, and is that I don't know
how you worked the storyline. Buthe got taken to the bus the train
station. Yeah, okay, Ican see that. Somehow he retrays rip,
takes him to has to take himto the train station. Yeah,
but why, what's the reasoning behindit? What did he do? You

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know what I mean? Change ofheart wanted to sell I guess because that's
the overlying theme for those that don'twatch this show. It's about this family
that has been there for you know, generations, and they have this giant
land, all this land, andhe's kind of like a mafia guy,
yeah where he controls the community butnot but yes, and anybody that doesn't

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fall in line, they kill.Yeah. I don't see that being a
plausible part of the storyline, takinghim to the train station, just because
he is in charge. It ishis land, you know what I mean,
And it's his family's property and alwayshas been. But there's a constant
rift between the children and the realchildren, right and being like no,

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this has got to stay in thefamily, right, right, So what
I could see is like, causeJamie, Jamie is not the real child,
right right, And there's there's beefright there between them, right between
Costner's character and and and and theguy that plays Jamy. So I could
totally see something like Jamie going offthe deep end and killing them off,

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and that's how it could continue.And then of course Jamie would have to
be taken to the train station.He is not a good That character is
not a good guy to like.That character's not written well enough, I
think to be the lead, likeKevin Costner or Rip No, no,
I think I think. I thinkRip could totally take the lead. Beth

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could take the lead. Hell,even the Casey, you know, even
though Casey doesn't have a lot ofhe's the only normal human being on that
shot exactly. And I could seehow, like, all right, let's
just say, you know, Costner'scharacter dies for whatever reason, and now
now now Casey's got being the normalone, he's like, well, I
want to step up, take overthe land and the ranch and start running

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it like my dad used to orwhatever. Jamie being the bastard stepchild essentially
of this group, you know,I could see how he kill him off,
all right, and then well Caseysteps up takes care of Jamie,
throws him off of a cliff,takes some of the train station, and
then kind of continues the legacy fromthere. That's just how I would ride

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it. I'm not a screen rideror another, but that's how I could.
That's how I would do it.I just think it when you base
a whole episode about him getting medicaltreatment in a veterinarian trailer, I don't
know how you can make anyone elsedo that, right, That's what I
remember watching that show, going,what's happening? What am I watching?
This is bizarre? He's got cancerand has an episode, and so they

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put him inside the vet trailer.All right, Well, I mean it's
the only medical trailer around. Suresure, Sure they work on goats and
horses. Man has a helicopter likeSeinfels, said Man. If a veterinarian
has to work on all kinds ofspecimens, dogs, cats, cows,
horses, lizards, Right, werehuman doctors they just work on humans,
That's it. So I would trustto the veterinarian more so, diverse in

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animals, not humans. Right,Like, Hey, I'm a tradesman.
I've done I can cut well,surely I can handle electrical I've dabbled in
a little bit of everything. Youcan't be good at all those, do

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you? Again? I know verylittle about vets. I have a friend
that's a vet. I've never askedhim. I guess I should. Is
there a species, a species you'rereally good at? Like you're like,
oh, good, a goldfish.I specialize in dogs, right, or
you're like, thank goodness. Now, I know there are veterinarian clinics that
specialize in like farm animals right forsure, animals large animals, sure,

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but like I'm talking about specific breed, like I am thank god there's a
reptile in today, because if Ihad to deal with another dog and their
allergy freaking grass, I'm going topunch myself in the face. I would
think that vets see more dogs andcats than any other species domesticated animals,
right, So that would to mebe there their easiest. Yeah. But

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even like for us as example,we each have one thing that we're really
good at. Maybe the others aren'tin our field, right, whether it's
doing voiceovers or production or social whateverthat looks like, so I would one
I would think that applies to otherthings too, even like regular doctors you've

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got a heart doctor, you've gotbrain doctors, you've got back doctors.
Whatever. I take a heart doctor, like, I'm really good with stints,
like I but if you want meto sell your heart up, that
says here, just quick Google searchsays veterinarians can also opt to specialize in
particular species or groups of animals likecats, dogs, poultry, yeah,
wildlife. So I mean I guessthat they could, of course, but

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that's not what we're talking about,right, right, But it says,
I mean, there's there's says there'sdifferent kinds of specialists. Sure, of
course, any medical That's not whatI'm saying, though, I'm saying that,
like you just if you're a chef, you maybe you specialize in a
tine cuisine, but you're like,but I can make good pasta, like

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god, oh thank god, Iget to make pasta because it just naturally
comes easy to me. Or grillinga steak, right, So is there
one there like that? It isn'tthere? Especially like, oh, thank
goodness, I'm sure an easy day. I get to deal with the chipmunk,
right, Yeah, I specialize inand ear infections and cats, yeah,

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raccoons with nut allergies I saw athing this morning of a dog that
surfs. Were you watching the morningnews every morning and I'm coming at you
live from Florida. It's a surfingdog. I gotta have those feel goods,
reminded world that the world isn't fallingapart. Yeah. Yeah. The

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squirrel that's being towed by a remotecontrol boat, yeah no, this dog
was completely surfing. And the man, the guys interview him and he asks
the owner and this question, itwas a real honest question. He goes,
how do you know the dogs enjoyingit? That's a good honest question,
yes, because it feels a littlelike the adults, the humans making

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the dog do it right, ofcourse, because I don't think the dogs
like you won't go for surf right. And so the guy goes, man,
when we're when he's out on thenose of the board, and I
said, he's out on the noseof the board, and he looks back
at me. He we just sharea look, and in my head I'm
like, what are you talking aboutit? Are you high on something?

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You have telepathy with the dog?How do you know the dog is like
oh god right? Or shark overthere? And sometimes even puts the dog
on by itself, and the dog'sgot a life jacket and everything. And
first of all, I don't care. I don't care if you kill your
dog. What I don't If youwant to take your dog serving and kill

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it, that's on you. Thathas nothing to do with me. But
with that being said, the dogdoes don't want to surf. They're not
really made for that at all.That's not It's not like the dog was
amish and was waiting to like breakaway from the family, and in this
example, to surf. A littledoggy rumspring dogs on the ground, you

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know, walking on all fours onthe land is like staring at the ocean,
going, man, I just wishI was a fish. I wish
I could just be one with thewater. I don't know. I don't
believe that that's a thing. Butthe guy was like, man, he
just loves it. And they wouldput the dog out there by itself,
and you can have some pretty gnarlyrex surfing, sure, and so our

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wipeouts. Sorry, and the dog, I don't. I don't know.
I don't understand what you do withthe dog, right, I don't,
So I don't know how this dogwould turn the board around. I could
get it. You put the dogon the board and then you do have
it a good shove out into theocean. But that board's got to turn
around sometime and come right. Andthat's usually when the surfer comes in hand

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with the with the legs and themovement and whatnots. You know, how's
the dog doing that? Yeah,I'll get it, he said. The
dog like will lift his leg toturn and do all these things. I'm
like, yeah, yeah, settledown. Pissing in the ocean is what
he's doing. Well, yeah,that's what we do, right of course,
any body of water, whether itgets there via a pipe or I

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sit in in and do it,what's it matter? Right? And he
was just so salty. This guywas hell bent on like no, man,
he loves it. You're like,okay, maybe so if you say
so. He man, here comesFrank and his and man, how's spot
you guys? Hang ten and sweekendright, always gotta I don't want to

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take bring your dog man. Everybodyloves to see him surf. Man.
I just want to surf, right. Dogs always stealing the show. Right
to me, that's as equal asdressy your dog up. And clothes.
You're just like, Okay, thedog doesn't want to do that, right,
No, well he likes it.His tail wags. That's not a
thing. Tails wagon is not reallya sign that everything's good. Never been

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a fan of dogs and sweaters.I just don't it looks cute. No,
it doesn't. How are you withany other costume? I mean,
when they're dressed up like clowns orbatman or something, or when they got
like the little rodeo costume, alittle cowboy on the bank, that's kind
of ant. But sweaters, Ino, I don't want to have to
buy I want I don't want youto have to buy the one for you

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know, your great Danes. Thoseare like small dolls, right, small
human like you know all American girldoll sets, right because they're so large.
All right, we got to takea break. We got tickets see
Chevelle that's going to be at theTills Theater on July twenty fourth, and
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World news, local news, andnews that just makes you say,
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Mad Morning Show In ninety seven fivewoman runs over man, kisses and stabs
him nine times. This happened like, kisses nine times and stabs nine times,

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or collectively that was nine times.Just kisses him once, stabs him
nine times. Oh wow, soundslike a pretty toxic relationship. Yeah.
This happens to Houston when and uhStephen Anderson, he's sixty four years old,
was on his way to pick uphis mail in his neighborhood on May
third, when a white vehicle speddown the road and appeared to swerve in

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order to hit him. The carthen reversed and struck him a second time,
shoving his body further down the street. Witnesses soon emerged into the frame
of the video, some of whompulled out their phones, while another came
outside with a pillow, which theyappeared to use to cover his body,

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which was pretty lifeless at the time. Suddenly, the driver of the vehicle
returned to the scene and flipped Anderson'sbody over, straddled him, kissed him,
then stabbed him nine times. Thesuspect has been identified as twenty year
old Karen Fisher, not Karen,not Karen, not Karen Karan. There

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you go, Karan. It isan iron. It's Owen Owen Karan Karan,
who was reportedly a transgender woman.She was dressed in a black braw,
high waisted black shorts, tried toget into another car while horrified witnesses
looked on. When she was unableto get into the vehicle, she walked

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over Anderson's body and left the sceneon foot. She was eventually arrested and
charged with murder, evading arrest witha vehicle, and assaulting hospital personnel.
The suspect was identified as a maleon court records, but was referred to
as a woman by police at thetime of her arrest. Earlier this month,

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she was on community supervision for evadingarrest. Back in twenty twenty three,
She was also charged with prostitution intwenty twenty one, but the case
was dismissed. I mean the videofootage of then it is clear there's some
mental episode going on with the individual. Not with the obvious of like they

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hit them with their car right andbacked over them. That obviously is an
obvious sign of mentally not okay,but dramatic swings in their personality happened on
the video from being consoling and empathyto then doing leaps over the dead body.

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Like it's clear there's something mentally unstablewith the individual for sure. Man
arrested for tooss and furniture from aNew York City high rise. Here's a
dude from Florida. His name isJohn Jean Jean Olivia anyway, So he
was caught on camera on the balconyof this the twentieth floor of this high

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rise there in New York and Manhattan, and he just tossed the stuff over
tables, chairs and planks of woodand flower pots, flower pots, all
kinds of stuff, just throwing itright on over the edge as it crashes
down below. You can see thevideo there. There's people, some people
went inside to watch from a saferdistance. Police did come out, responded
instantly they got the man. Theyarrested him. They got him for burglary,

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reckless endangerment, criminal mischief, andcriminal trespassing. And it says that
they're still investigating the motive. Myguess is that he was probably on something.
I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. People just toss the stuff.
Yeah, yes, yeah, youknow rock star lifestyle. You hear those

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stories rock stars toss the TVs overthe edge, Like I want to do
that. Hell, I want toget on this roof and toss something over
the edge. No, I mean, I think just because you see people
do crazy stuff all just in societyall the time. But for some reason
we mine our manners up in asky rise, right of course, which
I'm okay with. Yeah. Womanorders Xbox controller Xbox controller from Amazon gets

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deadly Cobra snake instead. It's happenedin India. A woman by the name
of Tanvy put in Amazon order fora new Xbox controller and received an unexpected
delivery. Video posted online shows theinside the delivery box with the controller was
a baby spectacled Cobra or an IndianCobra. It wears glasses with venom that's

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potentially fatal to humans. She saysshe was put on hold for two hours
by Amazon customer service while trying todeal with the problem, and she's positive
it happened because of a serious lapsein safety by the warehouse where the shipment
was packaged. The cost of herdelivery was refunded, but is she's still

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exploring other legal options. What otherlegal options does she have? I mean,
I don't think the snake was putin there purposely, or maybe it
was. It's possible that it justslithered in there and they just grabbed the
box through the controller end, justtape tape down the road, you go
right unknowingly, like they're just partof the or it's automated. True,

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true, I mean, and itis. I mean, and I'm not
saying anything against India could happen anywhere, but wild animals are everywhere, you
know, snakes slither into warehouses allthe time, rats, stuff like that,
So it's possible. I don't seehow she has any legal recourse against
Amazon. Yeah, yeah, Idon't know what that would be. It's

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not like she got bit. Ifshe had got bitten, maybe maybe she
might would have been dead then,right, because it's a highly venomous snake.
I think it's impressive she got ahuman being on the phone at Amazon.
I've never talked to you. AnytimeI've dealt with a customer service issue.
It's through chatter email. Really,I've always and I've talked to them

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probably seven or eight time. Really. Yeah, I've always talked to a
human being. I didn't even knowthey had a phone number, to be
honest. Yeah, I just useyou know, contact us and you know,
send the little chat through the app. That's what I do every time
games to work out. I've neverhad to call the one hundred yeah service
and how long have you been onhold? And the seven or eight times

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you've done it? None. Whatit does is it has always been if
I've needed customer service, it says, give us the best number, and
within probably three minutes, they callme and talk right then and there.
And the customer service, I've alwayssaid they have the best customer service because
they've always taken care of the issue. Oh yeah, they always take care.

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Yeah. You can always return anything, oh yeah, for sure,
or troubleshoot a problem like it's alwaysbeen top notch. Yeah. I have
never called I didn't even, LikeI said, I didn't even know they
had a phone number. So thereyou go. So apparently that's not that
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eight two nine four five. I'mnot a racing guy, but the family
name that I'm gonna mention, I'maware of and know how important he is
in the industry. And John Force, who's eighty five, was racing this
weekend and had a wreck. It'sa pretty gnarly wreck. Yeah, it's
not as bad as the one hehad in Dallas, but this one's pretty

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bad. And you're like, andhe gets out of the car. Yeah,
he's eighty five. He'd been doingit for a while, so I
think he knows how to handle alittle running into the wall. A car
was on fire when he ran intothe wall. It took part of the
shell off. Yeah, pieces,yeah, Yeah, it's a crazy wrack.
It's a crazy wreck. How doyou get out of that? Vehicle.

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I think you undo the five pointand then you try to like reach
out with an arm and grab something, probably get helped to one leg.
Over the year, yeah, anotherone. It shows the improvements that have
been made since that crash and likewhat was that like in the early two
thousands when that Dallas crash happened thathe was in. But it shows the

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improvements that he gets out and hedid go to the hospital as he should
probably yeah, just to make sure, just to make sure he's okay.
But to me, it's you're like, wow, do you think he stumbles
getting up getting in an airplane?Probably not. I'm sure he does.
But if you haven't seen the video, it's a pretty insane video to watch
him wreck and do that. AndI'm sure he'll get back in and I'm

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sure his family will go hey dad, yeah, and he's like, no.
Remember the reality show they had,The Forest Family had. I remember,
but I don't think I've ever watchedan episode of it. It was
did a good job. It wasn'ta great reality show, but it did
a good job of showing how muchracing is a part of their family dynamic.
Oh yeah, everybody in the familyrace now. I don't think that's

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true. But in the during theshow, yes, I think only one
of the daughters still does it right, right, one of them became a
pretty good broadcasting lady. He's gonnahe's gonna race until the day he dies,
and he'll probably die in that car. Well maybe not that one,
but when I had like it becausehe just does drag. Right, Yeah,
what do you think is networth?Is? Lindsay? For a guy

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who's done it pH fifty years?GIMPI at least at least lendsay, what
do you think? I mean?It's twenty million? Can you see my
screen from there? No? Didshe get it on the door? Yes?
I was gonna say twenty five.I mean you didn't too much?
I guess. I don't get achance to guess then. Yeah, sorry,

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Gimpy. It's all good fun,crusher lindsay, that's what That's what
I hear. All right, let'ssee what lindsay. As for Balls to
the Wall sports, on Friday night, the Edmonton Oilers were able to pull

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off something that hasn't been done inover a decade. After starting the series
down three games to none against theFlorida Panthers and facing a sweep. The
Oilers have won three straight, mostrecently a five to one win before their
home crowd Edmonton was the two hundredand eleventh team in NHL history to go

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down three to nothing in a playoffseries. They're just the tenth team to
come back and tie that same seriesat three to three. Only four of
those ten came back to win theseries, and only one of those was
in the finals, the Toronto MapleLeaves back in nineteen forty two. The
last team to do it was thetwenty fourteen Los Angeles Kings, who won

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their first round series against the SanJose Sharks. Tonight's game in Florida is
set for a seven pm start withaction on ABC and ESPN Plus. And
the University of Oklahoma's Board of Regentsapproved a new six year contract worth fifty
one point six million dollars for footballcoach Brint Venables on Friday. Venabills will

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earn an average of eight point sixmillion annually for the duration of the deal,
including a salary of eight point fifteenmillion in twenty twenty four, which
includes six hundred thousand toward retirement.Venables was set to enter the third year
of his original, fully guaranteed,six year, forty three point five million

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dollar contract. I think that's wild. I understand the importance of the school
in terms of the football landscape,but I don't think he's proved himself yet,
has he? Maybe not? Theredone contract comes after Venables led Oklahoma
to a ten to three record intwenty twenty three, which included a thirty
four to thirty defeat of then numberfour Texas. Venables has also signed three

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consecutive recruiting classes ranked in the topten since his being hired after ten seasons
as Clemson's defensive coordinator. He waspreviously the defensive coordinator for the Sooners from
nineteen ninety nine to two thousand eleven. Sure two Bowl losses. Only one
of the two seasons he's coached madeit. He was in the top fifteenth.

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He was in fifteenth in the poll. How he finished losing record one
of those seasons. Yeah, goodfor him, Yeah, absolutely, But
also huh, like, well,it's slim pickens out there. We want
to keep them, sure, Iguess yeah. And let's see Saturday Nights

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win by the Colorado Rockies is somethingbaseball fans have never seen before and will
never seen again. The Rockies defeatedthe Washington Nationals thanks to a walk off
pitch clock violation at Corus Field.The game was tied seven to seven in
the bottom of the ninth with basesloaded with a three to two count,
Ryan McMahon at the plate, Nationalspitcher Kyle Finnegan prepped this pivotal throw,

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only to be called for the violationby the home plate umpire. After the
game, McMahon said that you hateto see a game decided that way,
but I'm happy it worked out inour favor. Nationals manager Dave Martinez acknowledged
that finn again has had some troublelately with that clock, and that is
your balls to the wall sports.I'm Lindsay on ninety seven five Kay,

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what was the best and what wasthe worst of the weekend? We want
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thing that happened to you this weekend? Share it with us by either calling
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and what's the worst of the weekend. On a Friday night, my youngest
Eli was playing at a friend's housein Broken Arrow, and when I went
to pick him up, I wassitting with his friend's parents outside in their
backyard on their really nice patio,and we were watching the Dodgers game and
just shooting the breeze, chit chatting, and I look up and pass their

(35:27):
pergola and off in the distance andI see what I think is a possible
meteorite falling okay with the earth,And I'm like, holy crap, that
I've never seen that before. I'veseen shooting stars. I haven't seen falling
stars. Visually, what's the differencebetween those three things you just said.

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So a shooting star goes up ohand across okay, I a falling star
would come down okay, And Iwould assume, like from what I've seen
like on TV and movies, itjust kind of fizzles out. This did
not fizzle out. And it washuge, like to the blind eye.
Like I didn't have glasses on atthe time. Actually I was wearing my

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glasses because it was nighttime. Soit was probably as far as you would
see like an airplane up in thesky, as high as an airplane would
be traveling at that height, andit was coming down and it was followed
by little like stones behind it,So I was like, oh my gosh,

(36:39):
like and there was no like fireworksgoing off or anything like that,
and I thought that had to havebeen a meteorite. It was so crazy,
and and it didn't just like fizzleout. It was it just went
into like the tree, so Icouldn't see it anything. Yeah, the

(37:00):
tree line, hm, the horizon. Yes, it was just crazy interesting.
And then of course I went onlinelike if anyone was, you know,
Facebook, posting about, hey wefound a METEA writer. Did anyone
else see this? But I didn'tnotice that. But then I did see
a new story that said NASA saysthat we're going to see an asteroid or

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an asteroid is coming to Earth thisweek. Oh god, I know.
Obviously it wasn't that right. Thenumber of times an asteroid comes to Earth
is a lot. Also, shootingstar, falling star, meteorite all the
same. Yeah, but it's allsomething burning up in the atmosphere and re
entry. It was just so huge. I thought that was cool, one
of the coolest thing. So youdidn't find anything out about it? Did

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you make a big stink in frontof the people you were with and went
like, oh my gosh, Andthey all saw it too, They didn't
see it only yeah, so maybeyou didn't see it. No, I
saw it plane as day. Isaw it, and it wasn't even like
that. I mean, it wasprobably a good three seconds in the air

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before it hit the the tree line, right before it went behind the tree
line. Yes, yes, yes, hit the tree Yeah. Yes,
Yeah, it's pretty pretty cool.The worst part of the weekend is we
have a built in sprinkler system inour yard that we have not yet used.
We tested it when we bought thehouse when they do the home inspection,

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and it worked just fine. AndI go to use it this weekend
and electrically it turns on and Ican read the little box in the garage,
but I cannot get water to comeout from it. So I have
no idea what I'm doing wrong.And so I had to put a call
in and I'm waiting for a callback. That's the worst. Have somebody

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coming to work. Yeah, thevalves, Yeah, the valves went bad.
Yeah, oh great, another unexpectedexpense. Yeah, it's called being
a homeowner. Yeah, you tradedthe devil you knew for the devil you
didn't exactly? Absolutely did you getrid of your fruit fly thing? I
did? They are pretty much.I mean, there's like one or two

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that I can still see, butthey are correct, thank god. Yeah,
it just takes time, Yes,it does. Best and worst of
the weekend. What's the best thingthat happened this weekend and the worst thing
that happened this weekend? Nine eightfour six, okmod or you can text
it BMMS and whatever that is toeight two, nine four or five.
Give be what's the best and what'sthe worst of the weekend. I guess
the best part of the weekend wasget my bike all road ready for vacation

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next week, you know, takinga thing all the way to Daytona Beach.
It sucked all the money that hadspent on it to get it that
far, but I mean it's worthit. New tires all the way around,
breaks all the way around, youknow, so it's it's good.
I'm don't have to worry about anyblowouts or anything or like that all the
way down there, So that's good. I dig that. Yeah, working

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in a heat doing it kind ofsucked, but you know, you know,
I sent it to Action for thetires, of course, because I
don't have a tire machine in myhouse. But you know, all that
other stuff did myself. But worstpart of the weekend, I guess,
is kind of the same along linesof you know, s breaking down at
the house I went to go.Yeah, I had my lunch yesterday right

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as mash taters left over, andI'm like, I'll just scrape it into
the sink and you know, blastit with the garbage disposal, because that's
what you do. And the garbagedisposal seized up on me, the son
of a bitch, and I'm like, what the hell, you know,
So I get my little Allan wrenchunder there and I'm trying to whirl that
some bitch around, you know,because that's usually what works, you know,
those that are no underneath the garbagedisposal. There is a keyhole and

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sometimes they leave the correct Alan wrenchin this underneath. Yeah, and you
reach up there and you just giveit a good cranking and it should work.
But it did not. Did not. Sat there and cranked on that
son of a bitch for what seemedlike an eternity, you know, getting
down, turned it back up,flip the switch down, turning it back
up, flip the switch reset buttonseveral times, and it's just it's just

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not working for me. So uh, Gog hauled alumb lot of good news
for you. Yeah, I don'thave to worry about that. I don't
have to pay for it. Youknow, I'd just be like, hey,
dude, Garba's disposals seized up.You want to send somebody down to
fix it, and he should,so it'll get done. It'll get ticker,
but it sucks. I can jammy hand down and they're trying to
loosen things up, because sometimes thatworks too, you know, you can

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kind of turn those blades manually byyourself. And didn't work out. I
got nothing but mashed potatoes and slimeall over my hands. So that was
good, Yeah, I guess yeah, nasty. Best and worst of the
weekend. What's the best thing thathappened this weekend? And the worst thing
that happened this weekend? BMMS andwhatever that is stay two nine for five
or you can call it nine oneeight four six o kmod Best part of
the weekend took the kids to gosee Inside Out. We went out to

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the Warren Theater because I think that'sa fun theater to go to. They
didn't like it though, because theseats don't recline. Oh yeah, but
my youngest liked it because she waslike, I can finally leave back to
watch the movie because she's so tinyand the movies good it's just as good
as the first one, and itshows the uh she's now in puberty.
So all that and ever since myoldest since we saw that, my oldest

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now think she's thirteen, which isawesome for me. So that's the best
part of the weekend. Worst partof the weekend is I had to have
an MRI on my arm because I'vedone something to my arm and I'll find
out this week if I have tohave surgery or not. And the doctor
was like, well, chances areif we can't see it and there's a
problem, it must be bad enoughthat you're gonna need surgery. But we'll

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just we'll wait and see what happenson Wednesday. So we'll see what happens.
Best had an adult weekend at GrandLake with friends in an amazing lake
house. Worst, we rode ahot dog tube and now I have sore
muscles that I didn't know existed.Lol. Alcohol may have been involved.

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Well, I'm sure it was ifyou're at the lake. There's a story
over the weekend where a Bartlesville manhas been arrested for stabbing his friend.
They were at a lake place upI think up near Gore, and they
was just with his friends and hestabbed him to death. Like well,
maybe they weren't friends anymore. Definitelynot after that best slam fest in Okac

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on Saturday, absolutely insane, wasrecording from the stage, holding onto the
speakers for my life. Only oneambulance called though. When worst probably walking
up on a mattress on the wakingup on a mattress on the floor Sunday
morning on a mattress or your mattress. That does make a bit of a

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difference. Best of the weekend gettingto see my daughter celebrating her birthday,
since I want to see her onher actual birthday. Worst of the weekend,
and I've been feeling the creeping depressionfeeling, and I'm trying to keep
it out of my head so asnot to exasperate it. Best. I
saw an I'll Buy No Squirrel onmy way to church yesterday morning, A

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good omen. Worst, I wasstruck by lightning and almost died. Not
just kidding. Worst got home fromour church and the ac in our house
isn't working. Dude. That sucks, Dude. This is a hot some
bitch yesterday. It's gonna be hotsome bitch all week ray Yeah, Yeah,

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that is who Heaven and the EarthI would move, I'd be asking
favors left or right. I've beendealing with this the sunburn since last weekend.
You know. I went down,rocked the river fest did the canoeing,
and I burnt the hell out ofmy legs. And now I'm starting
to peal. Yeah. Yeah,and I'm peeling no kidding, sheets of
skin off of me. Like I'venever peeled off so much skin from a

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burnt at one time. It's kindof disgusting, get awesome at the same
Yeah, it's got to be accommodating, like when you get one of those
long boogies from the back of yourthroat. Yeah. Best thing happened to
me this weekend. I found sevenhundred dollars on the ground walking out of
a truck stop. Worst thing isI had to spend the weekend in California
waiting for a loading out in California. I'm an over the road driver,

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I hope so. Best scored somegood shrooms. Bad scored some shrooms.
Best thing was my one year anniversarybeing with my old lady. Do you
get to start saying that at onesure? Fairly old lady? All right?

(45:44):
Worst was we argued the whole timesounds amazing. You and I have
different examples of definitions of celebrating right. Best was spent time with kids at
the water park yesterday. Worst thesunburn in the middle of my back and
hubs on the road for the nexttwo weeks. Best was brother in law's

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birthday dinner drink Saturday. Worst wasmy three year old fell and cut his
eyebrow open. Pretty good, didn'tcry though. Best one foot from a
hole in one. Worst, terriblehangover? Is that bragging rights that teacher?
Go, Hey, I was almosthad a hole in one. Yeah,
that's not good enough. Almost.I've almost hit so many hole in

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ones almost You have many almost holein ones I've had, and I'm not
a good golfer. Uh huh.Best got some good son, Worst,
no BMMS Friday morning to start myweekend with Best, obtained a Willie Mays
autograph for one hundred and twenty fivedollars. Wow. Worth a lot more,
especially since he's no longer with us. If you can't tell, I'm
a Giants fan. Worst. Igot into an accident a couple months ago

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and my butmper bumper finally decided tofall off yesterday at Vintage Stock in Owasso.
Fun Times. Yeah, no,you definitely scored. Notice he didn't
tell us how much more it's worth. All right, keep that information to
yourself. Man, you don't wantto get robbed for your Willie May's card.
Ah, And what kind of conditionis it in? All right?

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I mean even that, you stillgot to find someone that wants to buy
it. Right, even though it'sThey didn't say card, they just said
autographs. So I mean it couldbe on a napkin or you know,
a coking or something. Best spendingSaturday at the river. Worst got sunburn
even though I put sunscreen on.Best went to Flint Creek water Park this
week. Worst had an IBS flareup at Flint Creek. Damn it,

(47:37):
I'm supposed to go to Flint Creek. I don't want to see your flare
up in Flint Creek. H dude. Give you all live in Florida and
I would be honored if you wouldhit me up while you're in Daytona Beach.
Let's ride. Dude. By theway, I'm the guy who hooked
you up with the iguana. Well, thank you very much. Maybe I'll
do that. Best was fishing settingfish is she's setting in the up the

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pool in this heat. Worst wasthey started setting up a shed right after.
Well, then you are a gluttonfor punishment. Let's go to Chris
Is on the line. Hey,Chris, how are you going better?
Good? What's the best? What'sthe worst? Chris? Well? The

(48:21):
best I found a rental car tolive in. And the worst was coming
home finding my wife with my bestfriend. Okay, so you you said
you found a rental car. Yeah, I found a rental car to live
in, and she decided there we'vebeen together twenty four years and she decided

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she wanted to play. So Iwas like, okay, you can have
it. Good luck with the bills. And so you just went and rented
a car. Yep, how muchdoes that cost you to day? Well,
that's so it's a cheapy rental carplay. Okay, how much does
that cost you? Probably about Well, it's one hundred and fifty four for

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the week. Okay, okay,so it's not bad an wat cheaper than
the motels and sure, and noone else would help you out take you
in huh h. Well, myparents lived with the people, my brothers
and my sister Leisa don't really getalong. But yeah, that sucks.

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Man. So were you like atwork or what were you do you you
came home. I came home fromwork. Uh huh, and you heard
You're just like this, like justsomebody going to work in the back and
you were like that sounds familiar.Yeah, it was in my bed.
It was in your bed. Ohgood, We're like, hey babe,
I'm home. Well, I walkedin and on my train, golf comes.

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I got and open up the door. I look at her and I
was like, yep, you cankeep her. You made eye contact with
her? Oh god? Was she? Was she on top or was Yeah?
Was she on top? Or washe on top? She was on
top? It means she wanted tohow long? How long were your best

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friends with this guy? About fouryears? Do you think this was the
first time they've been together. No, she said that they've been saying each
other for about two years. Wowdid you know that? Nope? When
leither did My three kids, Ohdude, Luckily they're all of age,

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they're all grown. They live outof the house and stuff. Yeah.
My youngest son, he's he's takingup word than anybody. He's ready,
he's ready to do some damage.And I have seen it's not worth it.
Oh so he wants to retaliate andgo go hop some ass Huh yeah,

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how dare you plow my mama?Yeah, he's not happy about it.
Yeah, neither of my But shegot constantly quick, she got custody
quick. Uh yeah, no,she constantly no matter how much money I

(51:34):
made, she was spending at thefollowing day, she got costly. Okay,
yeah, I'm a truck driver.Mmmm. Well you know Garth Brooks
wrote a song about that. Yep, yep. Well I'm not gonna pull
that route either. So are yougonna file for divorce? Yes? Liam?

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Well, coming up at nine today, Jeff Hensley from Hensley. Oh,
this will be here to help.Okay, all right, and like
all right, Chris, have agreat day, man, good luck with
everything. I hope things get better. Brother. I appreciate it and I
really love you all stations. Thankyou, Thank you so much. Man.
Have a great day, buddy.Oh I have a great day.
Yeah, see you later. Well, I might have an hour problem.

(52:22):
My will stop work. Yeah,I don't even remember what might worst.
You're sprinklers, big deal. Nathanis on, Hey, Nathan How are
you, dude? Man? Howabout you? I'm doing okay. I
can't really complain. What's the bestworst of your weekend? Well, I

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mean it's not as bad as that, guys. We'll give it a try.
I will. I will the bestof my weekend. I actually went
and celebrated one of my cousin's weddingsand my best friend's bachelor party. And
one day I was plastered drunk.Wow. And were they in the same
town? Oh yes, sir,Well, I mean just outside of Tulsa,

(53:05):
but yeah, all within driving range. Yeah. And uh, well
do you guys? What do youguys do for the bachelor party? Oh?
Well, we started out at aneighborhood jam the restaurant great brunch restaurant.
And then then yeah, we wentto a cigar box, smoked a
couple of cigars, hung out,drank, and then we went to the

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casino and gambled away our money.And then I left them and went to
the bat or went to the wedding, and then came back and met up
with them downtown and went bar hopping. There you go, man, that
sounds like a very full full day, my friend. It really was.
I've never been that tired. Never, Well, what's the worst? Then?
Well, the next day I decidedto go out to the lake with

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my family. My sister and wewere riding Cheeto's having a great time,
having a blast. Of course Iwas. I was trying to rally from
the night before, but you know, it was a struggle. I didn't
drink too much. I ended upgetting pulled over by the troopers on the
water on a sea do because mynephew was too small to be on the

(54:14):
sea do with me and going liketen miles an hour, just kind of
cruising, having a good time,taking it slow. He said that was
not okay. So I got pulledover on the water and for my first
ever charge, I got child endangerment. They didn't give you, They didn't
give you a warning or anything.They just gave you child endangerment. Yeah,

(54:37):
one hundred percent. We were likefifty feet away from the bank.
My sister, my nephew's mother waswatching us. We were just kind of
doing lazy circles in the water andhe just pulled up on us real slow
and waved me in and didn't giveme a chance to really say much did
he So, did you get arested or they just give you a ticket.
No, yeah, he just gaveme a court date. And so

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this is for me. This isan important distinction. Was it a traditional
police force, was a gr DApolice It was? Ohp oh hp really
yeah, they controlled the water outthere. I thought GRD a DA didn't.
Oh dude, that sucks. Man. Well, hopefully, uh,
they'll be I can't believe they're gonnawaste time with that in the courts.
But I get it. Hey,well I'm fighting it, don't I don't

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think he was in danger? Ohno, I love that. I love
that. So you're gonna fight it. Your defense is, oh, basically,
well, I have a witness thatwas sitting on the bank that's going
to state that we were not puttingany child in danger. He's he gave
me all of his information. He'sgonna go with me and testify against the
guy and basically say that he Imean this. This trooper has been kind

(55:45):
of on a tyrannical spree for thelast two years, just kind of making
his own rules, writ in hisown ticket. He tried to get me
a ticket for the the spacing onmy uh not my boat, but the
spacing on the registered ration the numberson the side of the boat. He
said that they weren't far enough apart, and he was going to write me
a ticket for that. It's noteven my boat, right right, But

(56:08):
yeah, he just he's a toughguy, and I figured, you know,
with with a witness to help meout and kind of kind of tell
the judge that it's not really howit went and it wasn't. He wasn't
putting that child in danger, andthat the charge should get reduced. That's
my biggest hope. I'm hoping Ijust get the charges reduced. What's the
punishment, do you know? Iwould imagine just in sane court fees,

(56:32):
I mean, fat ticket, andthen it's on my record whenever I get
a background check. So that's Iwould say, that's probably enough punishment for
me. But yeah, right on, man, it's not your wife cheating
on you. But you know,I'm not married, and uh, at
this point, I don't know ifI will be all right, man,
We'll have a great day. Thanksfor sharing. Hey, thanks for having

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me. Guys, have a goodone, see you later. All right,
We're gonna take a break, taketo Chevelle when we come back.
Tulsa's Morning show is coming right back, a big bed morning show Tulsa's rock
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as And it's four x four wellcal And it says here that Representative Jackson
calls on Biden to take a drugtest. This is awesome. Some Republicans

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are calling on old JB to takea drug test ahead of Thursday's debate.
In an interview, Texas Congressman RonnieJackson, Trump's former White House doctor said
he's written a letter to the WhiteHouse demanding the president be tested for performance
enhancing rugs like like what like steroids? Baby, I don't know, Okay,

(58:05):
what's the what's the stuff that makesbrain work? A little bitter ginko?
Below Bucks on the acation right Jasmineteam right? Uh? Which Hazel.
He said he sided Biden's fiery Stateof the Union speech and claimed the
President was in rare foreman may havequote been on something. Maybe it was

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maybe. So it's the second anniversaryof the Roe v. Wade overturned Today
marks two years since roeb Wade wasoverturned by the Supreme Court. The landmark
decision ended constitutional right for an abortionand gave states the option to decide on
restricting access or not. Over adozen states have stopped almost all abortion services,

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with another three utilizing six week bands. UH. There are marches and
rallies planned around the country, includingoutside of the Supreme Court. What else
we got here? Prosecutors say thatBoeing should face criminal charges. Federal prosecutors
are recommending criminal charges against Boeing forviolating a twenty twenty one settlement related to

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two fatal crashes. A settlement followeda pair of crashes that related to defects
and the bow in seven thirty sevenMax eight aircraft with nearly three hundred and
fifty people killed. In twenty eighteenand twenty nineteen, Boeing was shielded from
criminal liability for fraud in exchange fora compliance overhaul and two point five billion

(59:36):
dollars fine. The DOJA found Boeingin violation last month, which the aviation
company is contesting. The department facesa July seventh deadline to determine whether to
file charges or not, and thenlastly, here Oklahoma City to host Olympic
events in twenty twenty eight. TheSooner States hosting two events for the twenty

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twenty eight Summer Olympics. The IOCselected Oklahoma City to host the canoe slalom
and softball events. Los Angeles Olympicsare scheduled to start July fourteenth in twenty
twenty eight. That's pretty awesome,yeah, I mean, you have a
world class facility for softball. Yeah, and I don't know what you compare
it to, but a world classfacility in this kayaking thing that we've been

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to, that's the one that wedid. Yeah, and totally awesome that
they're gonna have. It. Justsucks that they got to catch a fly.
Well, I guess they won't catcha flight. I guess maybe they
will from LA to Oklahoma City justto do their thing and then back to
LA again or whatever. What I'mcurious is how many things aren't in California
so far as like, Okay,we're the only one so far, the

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only one, the only venue outsideLos Angeles. Oh that's cool, that's
cool. It'll bring a lot ofyou know, money to Oklahoma City area.
Sure, for sure. Yeah,huh, how about that though infielder

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or relevs some Martinez, the TorontoBlue Jays top position player prospect, has
been suspended for eighty games without payafter violating Major League Baseball's performance enhancing drug
policy. The suspension was first reportedby ESPN. Martinez, twenty two years
old, had just been called upfrom Triple A Buffalo for his major league

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debut on Friday. Playing second base, he went one for three in toronto
seven to one loss to the ClevelandGuardians. Martinez tested positive for colomaphine,
a fertility drug on MLB's banned substancelist. In a statement issued by the
MLB Players Association, Martinez said he'sbeen trying to start a family with his

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girlfriend and was prescribed a medication thatcontained clomaphine at a fertility clinic in the
Dominican Republic. We wanted to keepthis matter private, even with than our
family, and trusted the doctor whoassured us this treatment did not include performance
enhancing drugs, said Martinez in thestatement. Therefore, I made the mistake
of not disclosing this to my teamor the MLBPA. We were both surprised

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and disappointed to learn of Martinez's suspension. Blue Jays general manager Ross Adkins said
in a statement, we will doeverything in our power to ensure Martinez has
learned from this mistake. Martinez hasour support and we know he will get
through this. With Toronto already havingplayed seventy six games, Martinez will be

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eligible to return from his suspension duringthe final week of the season. At
thirty five and forty one, theBlue Jays are currently last in the American
League East, fifteen and a halfgames behind the New York Yankees. I
mean fertility treatment. That is notan easy thing to deal with U and

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I can understand why he wants tokeep it private. Also pretty good cover,
yeah, absolutely one, And Iwould say it wasn't helping him,
no. And the College Baseball WorldSeries is going to come down to a
third game. On Saturday. TexasA and M took down Tennessee by a
final of nine to five. YesterdayTennessee answered back with a four to one

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win and that leaves game three todecide it all. Play starts tonight at
five with action being seen on ESPN. And that is your balls to the
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You come out and have a drinkand then sign up for that pettile
party. Probably he's back. Timefor our listeners are awesome. We like
to chat with our listeners and theyshare their life with us, talk about
the things that kind of have happenedto them. And Shawn's on with us
right now. Hey, Shawn,How are you. Good morning, guys,
How are you great? Shawn isfairly young, twenty seven years old,

(01:04:53):
married, still in newlywed. Howdid you meet your wife? I
actually met my wife. I'm stillliving in Oklahoma. At the time.
I met my wife through one ofmy best friends. I was actually at
work, got a Texas one nightand said, hey, send me some
good pictures of you. And nextthing I know is we had a blind
date setup to go bowling and itwas National Marguerite Today, so you know

(01:05:16):
nationally. I kind of showed upwith a couple of margaritas in my system,
a little nervous, right, right, So you were a little,
uh, you know, fuzzy,you might say, had the little warm
margarita coat on a little bit.Yeah. Yeah, we met and we've
been in separable since, been togetherfor five years and got married to Justice

(01:05:38):
past October. It's awesome. Congratulations. It says you're an over the road
trucker. So do you do dayhauls or do you go for longer periods?
I go long hauls, so I'mgone for anywhere between four and six
weeks at a time. Then Iget to go home for about a week
and actually I got home time comingup on July thor and I cannot wait.

(01:06:01):
I've been gone. I was homefor a Memorial Day weekend and then
been gone since, so I amready to be home. What is the
thing about that industry that you werenot prepared for being gone for this amount
of time? I knew, youknow, I'd be gone for a couple
of weeks at a time. Ididn't realize it was going to be about
six weeks out of time, thenget to go home for anywhere between four

(01:06:24):
days to a week, and thenbeing back out on the road. Would
you say that the money, though, is worth it? Absolutely? We
were. I was used to workjob in Lancaster, Ohio, and got
laid off last July for about amonth, and then we were behind on
bills. Since then, and sincegetting into this industry back in April,

(01:06:46):
we have pretty much gotten ourselves almostout of debt, almost paid off our
wedding debt, and it has definitelybeen It's been worth it. I just
realized them because it says you're fromOhio? How did you get to how
did you find us? Are you? Do you live in Tulsa? I
grew up, I was born andraised and Tulsa. Lived there for twenty

(01:07:09):
plus years, and I moved backabout I moved to Ohio back in twenty
twenty one. In there, it'llbe three years this July. And I
used to listen to you guys everymorning. Now I listen to you guys
every morning that I get the opportunityto on iHeartRadio. That's Heart. If
I Heart didn't exist, I waslistening to you guys through Facebook. Yeah,

(01:07:30):
that's amazing, that's that's very coolthat you still take us. Take
us because it feels like it's probablycomforting, like feels like home almost a
little bit. If you like home. Yeah, listen. I call my
mom every morning if I'm awake.I call my mom every morning about five
am, and then about five fortyfive, I'm like, all right,
morning show's coming on. I gottaget off. What do you what's it

(01:07:53):
like? How often are you sittingwaiting to pick up your load? It's
not very often. You know,we the company I worked for, they
pretty much get us dispatched pretty prettyquickly. But you know, there's just
those times where you are sitting andwaiting. This weekend, I was sitting
in California wait for a load waswalking out of the truck stop and found
seven hundred bucks on the ground,So can't complain about that. Oh that

(01:08:15):
was you that texts that in thismorning. That was me. Yep,
that was me obviously as someone thatdoes what you do. You know,
seven hundred dollars was probably for fuelor something like that, right, Yeah,
somebody probably lost it in the porkinglot at the truck stop. But
you know, it's kind of hardto find somebody that lost seven hundred bucks.
You walk up someone say hey,Julie, seven hundred bucks, they're
gonna be absolutely. I did kindof just kind of counted as a blessing

(01:08:41):
and put it in your pocket.How do you deal with the loneliness of
being a trucker? A bunch ofphone calls every time, you know,
if I'm driving, I'm pretty muchon the phone with somebody in my family
or my wife or somebody. Youknow, just phone calls. FaceTime.
Thank god for FaceTime. Yeah fast, No, I'm not asking. Some

(01:09:04):
guys take a like I have apet, like a dog or something like
that. Do you have a dogthat goes with you? I do not
not. Right now, I'm stillon a training truck. Until probably about
August. I have to get fiftythousand miles in and I got right around
twelve thousand miles left to go,and so I can't have my dog just
yet. But as soon as Iget my own truck and get out by

(01:09:24):
myself, I'm definitely I'm taking myGolden Retream with me. Does your training
truck have like extra wheels so itdoesn't fall over? I always showed me
funny as hell that some training wheels. Have you been eyeing which truck you
want to buy? So I'm gonnago company with the company i'm with.

(01:09:45):
I'm just gonna drive company for alittle bit, just to get the hang
of it, and then probably goowner operator eventually. Of course, something
go ken Worth best truck out there. Some people argue with me and say
it's Pewter Bilt, but I likeken Word. It's a lot better.
Now, before you were a truckdriver, you did Uber Lyft as a
driver for them, so technically you'restill kind of doing the same thing.

(01:10:06):
It's just short a longer distance.Now, Yes, I did. I
did Uber and Lyft as soon asI was able to sign up for them.
I did Suber and Lyft and didit for many, many years,
and golly, there's I've seen abunch of crap out there doing that stuff.
You said you did it as soonas you could, you signed up

(01:10:27):
for it. I mean, howold were you when you signed up to
become a driver. So with Lyftyou had to be eighteen at the time,
and then with Uber you had tobe twenty one. So as soon
as I turned eighteen, I signedup for Lyft. You know, I'm
a huge people person. My nana, whenever she was still alive, everybody
always said she never met a stranger, and I could probably say the same

(01:10:49):
about me. I don't think Iever meet a stranger. Was that good
money doing that? I mean,yes, and no. I did it
in you know, I did ita lot in Tulsa, especially like big
weekends concert you know, Rockklahoma.Anytime there was something big going on,
I took off my normal job andthat's what I did, and it you

(01:11:13):
know, I'd use my vacation atmy normal job and then I would,
you know, use that money asextra money. And there'd be weekends where
you know, I could make eighthundred dollars or more weekend and within Friday,
between Friday and Saturday night. Thenliving in Athens. Homecoming weekend and
Halloween weekend our two biggest weekends therein Ohio at the university there. And

(01:11:36):
I remember my first Homecoming weekend.I drove Friday and Saturday night, and
between the two nights I made alittle close, pretty close to about two
thousand dollars between the two nights.Wow, But that was working twelve hours
and you know, getting tips frompeople and just out there hustling. Is

(01:11:56):
that the most money you ever madeas a driver. That's the most money
I've made. Now, most moneyI've made from one ride was about two
hundred bucks. I was in Cincinnatifor the Taylor Swift concert. Took my
wife out there with meet with hergirlfriends because they all were going out to
that Taylor Swift concert. And Iwas like, you know, I might
as well drive Lift while I'm outhere. And I was sitting in traffic

(01:12:16):
and a guy comes up to me. I have my Lift banner on and
my windshield and he comes up tome and says, hey, you want
to ride right now? I saidyeah. He says, what's that ride?
Pain? And I said, oh, it's like twenty or thirty bucks.
Go a couple miles down the road. He's like, if I give
you a hundred dollars bill right now, will you cancel that and give us
the ride fifteen miles to their hotel. And I was like, I don't
know, and he's I was like, yeah, i'll do it. Well,

(01:12:39):
then he was like, well,you gotta tell my wife I only
gave you fifty. I said,hey, I can do that. It's
not my wife. I'm lying too, I don't care. And so I
did that, and then we getI drop him off at the hotel and
he hands me another one hundred dollarsbill and thanks me for my time,
and I tell him thank you.So I made two hundred bucks on that
one ride. That was I wasvery shocked by, Hey, two hunred

(01:13:02):
bucks. It's not bad to gofifteen miles down the road. So that's
not a that wasn't a I don'twant to use that the It wasn't an
official ride. No, we're notsupposed to get rides off the books.
But I don't do lift an uberas much as I used to anymore.
So, yeah, and did yousee other crazy things as a driver,

(01:13:26):
like anything that was like naughty CapriWeekend was my last year living in still
Water before we moved to Ohio.I picked up this girl and a guy
and I'd look in my room viewmirror, and you know, it's something
I've always done, is looking atthe groovroom mirror, just make sure you
know, you never know who you'repicking up. And in the middle of

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nowhere, I just I turned around, I look or you're not gonna do
it. That. They made mestop the car and let them out,
and they were like, you madeus very uncomfortable, and I'm like,
this is my car, you doyou think I'm yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was he staring at you,like when you looked in the rear

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of your mirror. Was he staringright at you while she was doing that
to him? No, he hadhe was sitting and they were he was
sitting in the middle seats, sohe had his tilted back and over the
back seat kind of. And I'mlike, oh, yeah, of course
she's still good, not me,you know whatever? Right right? Right?
Uh? Did you get a lotof people that vomited in your car?

(01:14:34):
Oh? Do we lose him?Oh? No, the first time
I've ever had someone throw up andwent okay, all right, So I'm
gonna put him on holding like gimpydeal with that. Uh yeah, that
that's interesting to be like, Hey, you're making me uncomfortable. You made

(01:14:57):
us uncomfortable. I don't know.He looked pretty comfortable. You clearly were
comfortable. That's one of those thingswe can put that on. That ship
is sailed board. For me,that won't be happening. I'd be like,
let's just wait until we're home.Absolute probably the best Uber lift he's

(01:15:18):
ever had. But right, sorry, we had some phone problems there.
Sean for our listeners are awesome.We were talking about vomiting in the backseat
of your car. Did that happena lot? No? So this is
the first time that I had someonethrow up in my car. Was homecoming
weekend in Athens, and she startsthrowing up, and I can't do the

(01:15:41):
smell or the sound of someone throwingup. So I had I got out
of my car and I was inthe front of the car throwing up.
She was hanging out the driver orthe driver's side, throwing up, and
it was horrible. I put ina claim to Uber and they told me
that there wasn't anything there that youknow, there's nothing they could do,
and they gave me forty five dollarsfor a cleanup being I'm like, are

(01:16:03):
you freaking kidding me? That's it? Yeah, that was it. I
was like, are you serious?What was your expectation of what they would
do? I thought they would havegiven me a little bit more because it
cost it cost one hundred and seventydollars to have that car clean to where
the throw up smell was not inthere anymore, right, And that obviously

(01:16:25):
would affect other dry other lifts youwould do or whatever, and people tipping.
So I had to stop doing liftfor the night, so I lost
out on you know, whatever moneywas there for the night and everything else,
and it was just it was horrible. Who's the most famous? Have
you ever had anybody famous in youruber lyft? I have. I've actually

(01:16:46):
had two of them, so IronMaiden whenever they came that year, they
had that big plane out there atthe false airport and everything else. I
was out there checking that out withmy dad, and then I decided to
go on the lift while I wassitting there, and I get a lyft
right and pick up some guy andhe's going to the Bokay Center well,
you know, I didn't know whothe guy was, and it was it

(01:17:11):
actually turned out to be the leadguitarist of Iron Maiden and picked him up
and took him to the Boka Centerfor his show that night, and he
was I guess he was running alittle bit behind, but that was that
was pretty cool. I didn't geta autograph or a picture with him or
anything. I wish I would havenow, but you know, at the
time, I didn't know who hewas. Right, and then doing Lyft

(01:17:31):
and Still Water, I was.It was probably about four o'clock in the
morning. I get a It waslike, all right, I just want
one more ride. I'm gonna gohome. I'm getting retired and stuff.
And so, uh, I geta ride and it's the name on it
just says Read And so I getthere and it says pull up to the
backstage in the back. So Ipull up back there and turns out it

(01:17:53):
was Reads Alcohol And I'm a hugeReads Alcohol fan. I was like,
oh my god, there's no wayyou read southhol I was totally fan girling
out. I told him, Isaid, I'm not gonna ask for an
autograph because I promise you I'll loseit, I said, but can I
just get a picture with you?Dude? I was like, man,
I will not lose that, andended up get a picture with him,
took him and his girlfriend back totheir hotel room, and he invited me

(01:18:14):
up to have a couple of drinkswith him, and turns out co Wetzel
was there as well, so I'vegot to have a couple of beers with
him, and then I ended upgoing home that night and that was That's
my best night of doing LYFT.I got to party with co Wetzel and
read South Hall. That's great.If they were like him and his girlfriend
were like, do you want tocome up to the room and be like
ooh by hard pass Oh no,I was totally fangirling out. It's read

(01:18:44):
South Hall. Man, I wasfangirling out. Yeah, I know,
I get it, but like,what do you You don't know who what
he's into. I don't know ifit would have turned into that, I
would be like, ah, dang, I'm gonna go ahead and head home
for the night. And then helocks the door and goes, no,
you said you were a fan.Yeah, I don't know if I'm not

(01:19:06):
kind of fan. Yeah, dude, Sean, those are some crazy stories,
man. I appreciate you sharing themwith us, and congratulations on the
marriage. Be careful with driving,uh, I should say, be careful
with the other drivers that are outthere. And thanks for taking the time
with talking with us today. Noproblem, Thank you guys. All right,

(01:19:29):
buddy, we'll see you later.Thanks for the time, See you
later, and Sean, our listenersare awesome. It sounds cool. You're
like, yeah, yeah, andif what would be a scenario you don't
say no of like the musician isby himself and he's like, would you
like to come up to my room? Yeah, that's a little I mean,
I guess even then, I meanyou take a chance, you for
what? Take a chance for what? Well? I mean you go up

(01:19:50):
there and hang out, you know, have you know, party with him
or whatever. Story. Yeah,but you don't you don't know that.
That's what. You don't know what'son the other side of that door.
They could be into chests and belike sit down and play chess and like
adventure man, but it's like,hey, we're gonna have sex now,
and you're like, oh, okay, wait, okay, yeah, who

(01:20:14):
was the art who was the singer? That tied up the guy and chains
and handcuffed him to a wall.Who was that boy George or something?
Then didn't he Yeah, I don'tknow. You were telling the story,
So I'm not like, I don'tknow if he kidnapped the guy, but
someone went up to his If you'rechained to a wall, that's kidnapped.

(01:20:38):
Sure. Now, if you're twopeople engaging in a sexual activity and he
happens to do that, like youyou met to do sexual things, obviously
that's still not okay. But it'sa little different than like, hey,
you just like you meet random likeyou want to just come hang out.
It was boy George. He chainedup a male escort and beat him in

(01:20:58):
a revenge attack. Auduen Carlson ishis name. He said how Culture Club
pinned him to the floor of hisbedroom, beat him up, and Maryland
swore at him and then handcuffed himand hooked and hooked him next to his
bed. So that feels different.So he called for an escort. Yeah,
that's not the same as like,I'm a fan, why don't you

(01:21:20):
come back to my room? Right, But either way it could happen.
Also, not a musician, he'sa DJ right, calm down, DJSON,
I'm doing yes, all right,we gotta take a break. We'll
be back. Joseph's Morning Show,The Big Bad Moarning Show, The Assaultings,

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then what you want to say toeight two nine four five. Over the
last couple of days we mentioned WillieMays died. Nobody had Willie Mays on
their death pool, so nobody gotpoints for that. Donald Sutherland died,
who is a fantastic actor Italian Job, Hunger Games. He's a very Gene

(01:22:26):
Wilder look to him, and hewas the Italian Job. He's in a
bunch of a lot of stuff.Yeah. Yeah, he played a very
good sage person, good mentor ina lot of movies like that type of
role. Oh like that somebody waslooking up to or whatever. He definitely

(01:22:48):
is in the Italian Job. He'snot in the Hunger Games. And Hunger
Games he's the evil person right right, Animal House. Yeah, he plays
the professor who one of the oneof the guy's girl gets with. Yeah,
they're smoking pot and stuff. He'swalking around you see his naked butt
that movie, if I remember correctly, yeah, very saggy and wrinkly,

(01:23:10):
right, if I remember correctly.Yeah. But with that being said,
we've got our death pool. Ican give you the update because we will
be making changes. We have anotherchance to make a change. And in
the death pool, Lindsey has MitchMcConnell, King, Charles mel Brooks,

(01:23:35):
Bill Cosby, and your wild cardis a Manda Binds. How do you
feel about all those? Pretty good? Actually feel good about King Charles?
Huh yeah, yeah, okay,it's your pool. Give me as Ozzie
Toby Keithy got points four in February, Mick Jagger and Barbara Eden. Yes,

(01:23:59):
good about all yours? Uh?We we can change things right not
right now. I'm not doing itright now, okay, Okay, damn
it. Uh yeah, I guessthe only one that I'm really, uh
kind of worried about is Mick.Mick, I'm well preserved Jagger. Yeah,
you know, Mick. The drugshave done me good, Jagger.

(01:24:24):
So when we are able to change, and I'll probably end up swapping him
out for one of my my alternateshere, which I'm might have to do
a little more research because I'm good. My alternates that I have are based
on obviously age. Yeah, Ilike who as an example, Well,
I've got James Earl Jones as asas yeah right, and then uh yeah,

(01:24:53):
I've got I got a few otherones on there that I'm not gonna
discliss. Okay, I see whatyou're up to. He's just not saying
damn it right right right, Soyeah, I've got some some other options
that I may switch him out for. I felt like Ozzie was a really
good choice to have on there becausehe's had a lot of health issues as

(01:25:14):
of the last couple of years.But it just seems like he just keeps
bouncing right back. Man. Idon't know what the deal is. Is
that the deal he made with theDevil? I don't know, Probably,
I don't know. I have JimmyCarter, Bob Newhart, which Jimmy's still
hanging on huh still on host Buys, Doc Severnson, and David Attenborough.

(01:25:34):
Yeah. No, Jimmy's trying toget into the Jashakha borjaha jokes on you.
I tricked you all. Memorial DeathpoolHall of Fame brought to you by
Bob's drywall. I forgot about that. That's what he's trying to do.
What do we say, he's gotto make it to the end of the
year. Yeah, he's been inhospice for sixteen months. That's a long
time to be on the record,door man, a record for that.

(01:25:56):
I don't know. I don't know. I felt good about it. But
yes, there's one hundredth birthday iscoming up. They're probably just holding him
on. They're probably holding on tohim, just keeping him barely alive so
we can make it to one hundredand then he's gonna die the next day.
Yeah. I feel good about MamaJune as a wild card. But

(01:26:19):
yeah, she's going through a lotof stuff right now with her youngest daughter
that's not going money from her,and now they're going to go to court.
Sure, I mean she's saying she'sgonna take it to court. It's
not gonna affect her health any though. Maybe mental health maybe, but I
don't know. I guess if sheoffers herself that counts, right Yoh yeah,
Okay, suicides as long as theydie somehow, somehow, they're dead,

(01:26:42):
Yeah, yes, as they diesomehow. Well. I just didn't
know you like some insurance companies.From what I hear, they don't pay
out if it's suicide. I didn'tknow if we were doing the same thing.
He's like, I gott suicide doescount? It took the your own
life. I had Donald Sutherland onmy forecast, like my predictor thing that

(01:27:05):
I have I keep track on.Okay, but I didn't that newsletter that
you get. No, I've gotcancer newsletter. See I'm gonna die soon
newsletter. At what stage? They'relike, well, let the I have
cancer newsletter. People know right towardsthe end of like stage three, right
when they're breaching stage four. It'slike you might want to go ahead and

(01:27:28):
submit that paragraph to the newsletter.Let let people what Corbin in Tolsa.
No, sure, because I'm oneDonald Sutherland's radar, right all right?
Or David Attenborough right. Well,it's the I've got cancer and I want
to die soon newsletter. You're theonly subscriber. So it's like, I
gotta let them got I don't wanta newsletter. If one person gets it,

(01:27:51):
we gotta let him know. Hepays nineteen ninety five a month to
this information. I gotta get mytrophy, right, all right? Well,
we got to take a break.We'll be back. Tilsa's Morning Show
continues next for the Big Man MorningShow on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five
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(01:29:15):
is moving on up the career strikeoutsleaderboard. The Texas Rangers right hander tossed
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pitcher Greg Maddox for eleventh on MLB'scareer list. The thirty nine year old
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(01:29:39):
active pitchers, behind only Houston's JustinVerlander. Scherzer was making his second debut
after dealing with a nerve issue.The Yankees expect one of their big bats
to be out for a month.The Bronx Bombers plays designated hitter Giancarlos Stanton
on the injured list due to astrained left hamstring. This is the eighth

(01:30:01):
time that Stanton has landed on theinjured list in the last six seasons.
The thirty four year old left Saturday'sgame against the Atlanta Braves before having imaging
done. On Sunday, he hada platelet rich plasma injection and is expected
to be back in about four weeks. Stanton has missed two hundred and sixty

(01:30:23):
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a point two four to six witheighteen homers and forty five RBI this year.
Christopher bell is celebrating a USA Todaythree oh one victory after taking home
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(01:30:45):
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Blaney came in twenty fifth place.The field rules into Nashville Super Speedway for
the Alley four hundred next Sunday.And this NFL season, the AFC North
will be getting the spotlight on thein season edition of HBO's Hard Knocks.
This will be the first time thatthe Emmy Award winning show will actually chronicle

(01:31:29):
an entire division, so cameras aregoing to follow the Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati
Bengals, Cleveland Browns, and thePittsburgh Steelers during the regular season. Last
year, all four AFC North teamsfinished with winning records. Hard Knocks in
season with the AFC North will premiereon HBO starting on December third. Will

(01:31:51):
you watch that? No, Ihaven't. I caught bits and pieces,
but I've never watched a full seasonshort of have been my team. I'll
only watch if like something exciting happens. When it was Detroit, that was
pretty good, So I watched that. Yeah, I think it would be
fun to see the Steelers, butI'm not interested in any of the other

(01:32:12):
teams. I mean, maybe theSteelers because of Fields, but I doubt
he might get an episode, butI doubt they'll focus too much on him.
Yeah, he's fringe on that,on that roster right now. Yeah,
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and you will get qualified. Everyhour with us, we will be qualifying
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You just got to listen for thatqueue when you hear it, be
the correct caller. Very easy.Join us. Now in the studio is
Jeff Heinsley of Heinsley Associates. Hey, buddy, Hey, good morning,
good morning. Jeff's here to answerany of your questions about custody, adoption,
any of the things that have todo with family law. Jeff can
answer a couple of ways to getyour question to us nine one eight four
to six ozho KMOD. You cancall, or you can text it,

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BMMS, space and whatever that questionis to eight two nine four five,
or you can email it to theemail address show at kmod dot com.
Last week we had two emails thatcame in after the show. One of
them says, for adoption, doyou have to be legally married or can
you be common law married? For? How long would you have to be
married? This feels like a questionwe get a lot. Yeah, I

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think we've talked about this before.I mean, the law just requires that
you be married, you know,whatever, whatever context you want to give
that to, if you're in otherwords, and if you're legally married,
whether it be legally by a ministeror remember, common law marriage is a
legal marriage in the state of Oklahoma, where one of seven states that's has
the common law married tag to it, as opposed to other states that have

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done away with it a long timeago. So you know, you know
the requirements we've talked about common lawmarried. The big one obviously is taxes.
If you filed married, filing jointly, you were common law married,
whether you meant to or not really, because if you did it any other
way, you'd be committing Yes,IRS tax fraud. And of course,
as we know, and if youdon't know, the IRS IS kicked up

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their fraud unit actually, and they'redoing way more audits than they ever have
in the history they've got. Theyhired as many as last I heard,
eighty thousand agents across the United Statesto do all these things. Basically,
a lot of people aren't paying theirtaxes, so now they're trying to ring
every dime that it can get ahold of. But with that being said,
my point being is that if youdidn't file any if you filed that

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way and you tried to get separationor whatever, you'd have to do divorce
because otherwise you're committing fraud. Soyes, one year is the hallmark,
you know, and the thing isand this is where I think where a
lot of confusion comes in with theone year is a lot of people think,
well, you have to be marriedone year before you can start the
process. No, you have tobe married one year by the time these

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everything's complete. So a lot oftimes what I'll do with couples is I'll
start when they're about five six monthsin all right, and by the time
we get done, they'll be marriedthere full one year and we've met the
statute and they don't have to waitextra time. So you don't have to
be married one year and then start. You just have to be married one
year by the time everything is done. So little tip there, Give me
a call if you're in that situation. Does the state need to change the

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laws when it comes to common lawmarriage or do you think it kind of
works itself out with the tax situation. I think it kind of works itself
out. I mean again, itsays you have to be married. It
doesn't say whether that it constitutes commonlaw otherwise, I mean again, and
if common law is a recognized marriageentity in the state of Oklahoma, all

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right, in addition to being marriedby a minister or whoever has the quote
legal authority to do so, Imean, it can still considered a marriage
in Oklahoma. So I don't thinkit needs to be rewritten. Where it
needs to be rewritten is it needsto be rewritten in regards to same six
couples. But that's a whole othersoapbox that we can get on later.
Jeff Finsley's here from Hensley and associates. If you have a question about divorce,

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custody, guardianship, name, change, any of those things, Jeff
can answer them right now. Nineone eight four six Oh KMOD. You
can email your question show at kmoddot com, or you can text it
BMMS and whatever that question is toeight two nine four five. The other
email that came in last week afterthe show was I have a thirteen year
joint custody contract that has not beenchanged since twenty eleven. My child is

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now fourteen years old, fixing tobe fifteen. He plays sports, and
his father, who is in thepicture, is wanting him to not play
sports, not play sports anymore,because he feels he's putting sports above family
and being selfish. My son wantsto play sports because it helps him focus
in school, It helps him stayout of trouble, it helps him keep
his grades up. What can Ido? Also, my son wants to

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reside with me solely and only goto his dad's whenever. He wants to
not be this whole every other weekend, every other holiday kind of thing that's
been in motion since he was two. What are my options? Well,
you've got a couple moving pieces there, So let's kind of break it apart.
I mean, first of all,when a child is the age of
twelve or older, their preference istaken into consideration, but it's not a

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concrete thing. So the urban myththat the twelve year old gets to pick
and be like an adult and figureout where the hell they want to go
new Okay, that's too much powerin the hands of a child. Okay.
So you know, again, thechild's preference is taken into account by
the court, and of course thecourt has to look at it from a
global perspective number one. Okay,so you know, as far as preference

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is concerned, that's kind of wherethe courts rely on that. And then
you've got the other issue of visitation. Well, we're not going to leave
it into the hands of a fourteenyear old to decide whether they'd get to
go or not, you know,not from a pragmatic perspective of you know,
if he's mad dad, he's probablynot. Especially if dad just wanted
to play sports, that means he'snever gonna go over there. So you

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know, there's ways to handle that. Now, when you're talking about a
seventeen year old kid, that's youknow, two feet taller than you are
and getting ready to go to collegeand stuff. That's that's a different perspective
in the sense that there's only somuch even a judge can do to a
sixteen and seventeen year old kid.Okay, so even if the judge,
and I've seen judges do this.I've seen them drag the kid in and

(01:39:25):
haul them in there and ball themout and say, look, this is
what I expect of you, andI think you need to do this and
that. But at the end ofthe day, you know, there's only
so much even a judge with theblack robe and the authority can do.
But with that being said, rightbecause that person would be wouldn't be criminal
at that point, Well, it'snot criminal, it's just it's it's we
tend sometimes to give a lot ofpower to kids, We really do,

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and I don't think we mean toother than we've kind of got stuck in
this rut of well, you know, it's whatever the kid wants. And
I hear this from parents a lot. They're like, you know, well,
I just let the kid decide whatthey want to do. Why the
hell would you do that? Thereare kids? I mean, do you
let them decide if pay your billsor not. Do you let them decide

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where you go on vacation? Doyou let them decide what you do for
a job? I mean their kidsfor a reason, right right. I
mean, there's a legal distinction betweeneighteen being an adult and less than eighteen
being a kid. I mean there'sreasons they're experience. I mean, this
isn't the wild wild West, whereyou know, fourteen year olds were the
same maturity level as a forty fiveyear old. You know, it's very
different these days and has there everbeen? But I digress. But my

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point of it is is that it'sa lot of power free kid. But
you know, as far as whatthis person can do, I mean,
you can always follow a motion tomodify when it comes to visitation and custody
issues, when you're dealing with theissue of sports and things of that nature.
Okay, I get what she's saying. It helps the kid focus,
It keeps their grades up, keepsit definitely keeps them out of trouble.
All those kind of things. Ithink those are great things. I don't

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know why dad doesn't want them toplay sports. I don't know if it's
maybe playing football and worried about concussionsand broken bones and you know, damage
down the road. I don't know. He says he's putting family above our
sports above family whatever that means,you know. And the reason I answer
it that way is because our sportsdo. They happen a lot on weekends.

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Yeah, I mean, when elseare they going to play, right,
especially if they're in elementary school oryou know the kind of things they've
got to have time for some schoolingin there. I get the cutting.
It's probably cutting into dad's time,is my guess. He's cutting into dad's
time, and he's choosing to dothe sports as opposed to go visit dad.
Maybe that's what it is. Isee that a lot. But if
you've got an issue with it,one of the thing ways to address it

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without emotion, to modify is geta parenting coordinator. Parenting coordinator is an
individual that helps the two parties makedecisions if they've got joint custody, make
decisions on what's best for the kidright, and that's done when the parties
can't make a decision together. Soaringcoordinator would be a great tool for this
particular instance. I think this emailsays my daughter turns eighteen before she graduates,

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do I still pay child support tillshe graduates? Yes, the law
says turns age of eighteen and orgraduates high school. So even if a
child turned even if a kid turnseighteen and they say kid, because we're
you know, we're all older here, and I don't mean to any eighteen
year old listening out there. Idon't mean to insult you by calling you

(01:42:21):
a kid. It's just because I'mold. Now, any person that's eighteen,
if they're still eighteen and still inhigh school, you still have to
pay until they graduate. So ifthey turn eighteen in December, you still
have to pay that January through May. Once they're done in May with high
school and they have a diploma,you no longer have to pay. So

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that's the law in Oklahoma. Thecutoff age for that, Let's see,
you've got a kid that's been heldback a couple years, the cutoff for
that is twenty years old. SoI even if you've got a twenty year
old that's graduating in May, youstill have to pay until they hit only
until they hit twenty, not untilgraduation, because the twenty is the cutoff
year. But you know those arein more rare instances, I think than
anything else. But you've mentioned beforestarting that you can start paperwork ahead of

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time, right exactly, so youknow again it doesn't automatically terminate just because
they graduate. Okay, I hadno idea. Well, right, I
mean DHS. Let's put it thisway, blessed DHS is HERD the child
support enforcement unit. That is okay, yeah, there's a whole nother story.
I BA get cats. We won'ttalk about this point, but the

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Child's support and enforcement people way everworked very understaffed. They you know,
one attorney alone for DHS could bea sign anywhere from four to eight thousand
cases. Okay. They don't havetime to sit there and go through every
single one. So my point isis we file a motion to modify to
terminate. So if they're going toage out because of school at in May,

(01:43:49):
we want to start in March.Get it filed that way, by
the time they graduate, the ordersentered, you don't have to pay past
that. Because and I've had thishappen. I've had people call me and
say, hey, my kid graduatesover a year ago and is in college
now, and they are still takingmoney out of my check for child support
even though my child is aged out. That is a real thing. Now,

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there are some counties, smaller counties, okay, in the state of
aclamt that are more proactive. Allright, they're smaller, they have fewer
cases, and sometimes, yes,they will automatically terminate. So if you
talk to somebody this says, well, my friend had their case automatically terminated.
Well, yes, that does happen, but that's not the common side
of it. That's the more rareside of it. So again, that's

(01:44:32):
why we proactively file the motion toterminate based upon aging out. Give me
a call. We can handle that, so you don't pay child support past
the time you have to. JeffFinsley's joining us from Hensley and Associates.
Do you have a question about divorce? Do you have a question about you'd
like to see your kid more thissummer? How custody works? Can you
change them? Jeff can answer thosequestions. He's in the studio now.
Nine one, eight, four tosix, oh kmod If you want to

(01:44:55):
type it out, you could textit bmmss and whatever the question is to
eight two, nine four five couldamount show at KMOD dot com. This
one says, my ex filed temporarychild custody orders with the court and we
have a hearing in a few days. Do the temporary custody papers go into
effect soon as they are notarized orafter the hearing? Also, I need
to file an answer, but Ican't fire. I can't find a form

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for this. Do I also haveto pay a filing fee for submitting an
answer? There are no filing feesfor answers. Filing fees are just for
starting a case or anything that isfiled, like, for example, an
application for contempt. There's a filingfee if it's what we call pre decree
before the decree is entered, Sothere's certain things. If you file out,

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there's a filing fee if it's donebefore the decree is entered. Additionally,
or yeah, before the decrease aresometimes there's fees after there's no filing.
There's no baseline here is that there'sno filing fee for an answer.
You do need to file an answer, you need to get it on file.
It sounds like they've got a temporaryagreement that they've reached and it's been
notari But remember, being notarized meansnothing more than you've proved that you're the

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person signing. An active order isonly active in any state as long as
it's signed by a judge. Itmust be signed by a judge and filed
in the court clerk's office, nomatter what state you are, no matter
what county in the world you are, and at least in the United States
before it's an active order. Sowhat will happen is this personal show up

(01:46:23):
on the date for the temporary orderor already have turned it into the judge.
Once the judge signs it and it'sfiled, then it's active. Now
that doesn't mean let's say you've gota visitation agreement that's on that temporary order
and it hasn't been signed by thejudge yet. That doesn't mean you can't
start go ahead and actually practicing whatyou've agreed to. I'm just saying it's
not enforcible in case it's broken untilit's signed by a judge and filed with

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the court. Ronnie is on theLineie, Ronnie's got a question, Ronnie,
what do you have for Jeff Finsleyof Hensley and Associates. I got
a question the capaboo making that decisionif he wants to either parent he wants
to go visit in Tulsa County.If I'm understanding you, right, And

(01:47:08):
let's see if I can translate itfor listeners out there, the twelve year
old is you're wanting to know ifa twelve year old has the right to
say no, I don't want togo see mom or dad? Correct,
correct, yes and no. Andwhat I mean by that is is if
the child is going to do that, all right, it needs to be
done from the child's own phone.It needs to be not texted, not

(01:47:30):
left a voice smell, but anactual conversation with the other side saying I
don't want to come see you.It should never be the person. It
should never be if you're the custodialparent. Should never be on your phone.
It should never be them calling fromyour phone if they have unless they
don't have their own phone, becausethere are some parents out there that don't
give phones to twelve year olds.Not necessarily a bad idea by any stretch

(01:47:54):
of the imagination. But my pointis is that you know the child has
to be the one to instigate it. Now, is there a reason why
this kid doesn't want to go seethe other side could tell you, I
could not tell you the reasoning.Okay, so then she's made plans with
him. Okay. So here's thething. Be forewarned, and this is

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for everybody listening. When you dothat and the child calls and says I
don't want to go see you,be aware that the other side may go
and file something with the CORE toenforce that visitation. And if there's not
a reason given in your like inyour case, you may have to get
to the root of it. Youmay have to find out, you know,
sending the kid to a counsel orsomething to find out why he or
she doesn't want to go see mom. I'm just saying these are potential things

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that can come down the road,and I'm not saying it will happen.
I'm just saying it's a potential tohappen. But your job is to just
understand. Your job is the custodialparent, is to help encourage and foster
a relationship with the other side.So you need to be the one saying,
look, I know you don't wantto go, but I am encouraging

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you to do so, I amencouraging you to Sorry, I'm encouraging you
to go and see the other parent. That's your job. Those are the
words that need to come out ofyour mouth that way. Your but is
cya in case the judge ever askyou that question? Makes sense? Sure?
All right, thank you very much, Thank you, Ronnie, have

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a good day. Man. Itis the if you suspect, then the
custodial parent isn't doing that. Whatare your options? Well, I mean
you have to find out. Maybeit's a motion to enforce visitation. Maybe
it's a content citation for failure tohave that visitation. Maybe it's a parenting
coordinator to be appointed and find outwhat's going on. Maybe it's a guardian
adlattem. You do have. WhatI'm getting at is you do have options.

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Absolutely, you do have options.That's why you want to give us
a call so we can help youdiscuss what those options are and how they
apply to your case. How doyou even start with a parenting coordinator?
I think a lot of people don'tknow where to st art on things,
and well that's why they call us. That's why they need to find out
what their options are and where tostart. I mean, parenting coordinators are

(01:50:08):
great tools, all right, butthey typically only work in situations of joint
custodis. All right, if you'rea sole custodian, you don't really need
a parenting coordinator because you're the onethat gets to make the decisions. Now,
do you have to keep the otherside informed and tell them what's going
on. Absolutely, that's your job. But just because they whine and complain
back and say, well I don'tagree and that's you know, I'm not

(01:50:30):
going to agree to that, Well, you cannot agree to it all you
want. But if you're the solecustodian, too bad, you get to
make that decision. Joint cussy situationsare typically where parenting coordinators are used.
Now there are exceptions to that rule, all right, but the ninety nine
point nine percent of the time isgoing to be a joint cussy situation.
So you know, it's to helpthe parties communicate about issues that they're not

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able to discuss and resolve by themselves. Jeff Finsley's joined us from Hensley and
Associates. Question about family law.He's here to answer it. Nine one,
eight four to six. Oh kmodyou can text BMMS and whatever that
question is to eight two nine fourfive or you can email it show at
kmod dot com. This one says, my son is eighteen and graduated high
school, but he's still in vocationalschool. Am I still required to pay

(01:51:14):
child support on him? My answerto that would be this way. If
the child has received a high schooldiploma and has graduated high school, then
the answer would be no. Asfar as vocational school is concerned, Typically
that's considered something that's either continued fromgraduating because they started during their time before

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graduating, and they're working on atechnical degree, but that's technically post high
school, even though it may havetied into high school because they took some
classes during high school. But ifthey have a high school diploma, the
law is clear that it's only whenthey're attending high school. Vocational school is
not high school. So my answerwould be without knowing any further facts,

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Okay, remember every time you allcome in, I can only give you
answers on what you're telling me rightnow, this very second. But based
upon what I'm being told, Iwould say high school diploma. Anything after
that, no more child support,even if they're in vocational school. This
last one's a doozy. Oh yeah, can I sue DHS for termination of

(01:52:18):
child support collection that they've been doingfor ten years. It was their mistake.
Now I'm behind. So you've gota headache there. You're right,
it is a doozy. It's hardto sue DHS. There's certain particular laws
in every state across the United Statesthat prevents you from suing government entities.

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But there are certain situations where thingscan be handled. Whoever this is,
please give me a call. Ineed more information before I can just give
a straight answer. I mean theway the law is written, and I
want everybody to understand this, andI think this is kind of lost sometimes
when DHS gets involved, not onthe fault of DHS, but on the
fault of the person who's paying.And here's why I say that, and

(01:53:02):
I'm not being critical, I'm reallysaying here the facts, all right.
The law specifically says that you,as the obligore, the person who owes
money, it is your job,your responsibility to make sure the other side
is getting paid. Right, It'snot DHS's responsibility. Okay, the law

(01:53:23):
it says it's your responsibility. Sowhile DHS may have been collecting before and
then out of the blue, theystopped for some reason. If there's not
been a change in the order thatsays you no longer pay, you still
owe and it is still your responsibilityto continue to pay the other side.
So that's why these kind of thingsdon't get very far is because the law

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says, look, I understand DHSis involved, and I understand that they've
been collecting. But at the endof the day, the law says,
the obligore the person who owes moneyyou, it's your responsibility to make sure
the other side is getting paid,no matter what happens with dh. We
talk about this a lot of timeswhen we're talking about income assignments, or
some people want to call them garnishments. They're not really garnishments, but they're

(01:54:08):
the same idea taking money from yourcheck, all right. So even if
there's an order for income assignment orgarnishment from your check, all right,
you still have to pay. Soa lot of times there's a thirty to
forty five day window for a incomeassignment to start because what happens is DHS
has to process it through all theirpeople, then they send it to your

(01:54:30):
company, and your company has toprocess it and send it to their payroll
people who has to process it andthen put it in your check and then
send all that paperwork all the wayback to DHS. Okay, so that's
why we see a thirty to fortyfive day window. But during that thirty
to forty five day window, youstill owe. You don't just not owe
because they didn't collect. You stillowe. So that my point of this
whole rigameo is to explain that thelaw says it is your job to pay.

(01:54:55):
It's not DHS's job to pay.It's not anybody else's job to collect
and pay. It is your job. Is the obligore to pay the obligee
or the person that you're owed themoney too. So I think this is
probably a non starter, although I'dlove to hear more. Maybe there's some
facts I don't know, maybe there'ssome holes I'm missing. I would love
to hear them. Whoever, sincethis is please call me at my office.

(01:55:15):
I'd love to talk about it.But based upon what's being said,
I think it's a non starter becauseagain, responsibility falls upon the person that
owes the money. You don't getplausible deniability when you owe money. No,
you can't just say well, djust was taking and all of a
sudden they stopped and it's therefore fornot taking it from my check. No,
it's your job whether they're taking itor not. If they stop taking

(01:55:38):
it, you still owe that money. You don't just get a free pass.
It's still owed. Unless there's anorder that cancels it for some reason,
you still owe it. So youknow, plausible deniability is just not
a thing. There's an easy wayto get around finding out whether a form
needs a fear or not, andthat's hire the right people to do the
job. And the folks at Hinsleyand Associate are that. So when you're

(01:55:58):
trying to figure out a divorce orguardianship or an adult adoption or an adult
guardianship, any of those things,they can help, So make sure you
give them a call night five sixnine two for Hensley and Associates nine nine
eight five six nine two. Andif you find yourself in trouble with another
area of the law, you guyscan help with that as well. Right,
it's through our office in Pahuska.It's the Shoemake Law Firm. Yes

(01:56:19):
it's a different name, but itis our firm. We just left the
name because it's been there since thenineteen seventies. All right, give calling
up there. He's the attorney ofthe tailing all the cases up there.
He can definitely help you with anythingin addition to family laws. So if
you've got even with us, giveme a call and say, hey,
Jeff, I've got a you know, I just got arrested on a dui
last night and I need somebody torepresent me. We can do that,

(01:56:41):
Okay. If you've got any criminalcharge, no matter what it is,
I don't care if it's even murder, raper arts and give us a call.
We can help you with those issues. If you've got a contract issue,
if you've got you know, somebody'sjust passed away in your family and
now their estate is tied up inprobate court, we can handle that.
If you've got needing a will ora trust, or you know, any
sort of legal advice, give usa call up either through our office in

(01:57:03):
Tulsa or calls she made directly inPahsca. We can get you set up
with them and they can answer anyof your questions to be able to help
you with anything you need. Soyou know, we we've opened this up
because we want to be able tohelp people more in other areas, So
please give us a call nine oneeight three nine eight five six night five
six nine two mench kmod get thatfree consultation over the phone nine one eight

(01:57:24):
three nine eight five six nine twofor Hensley Associates. Jeff, have a
great week, you too, takea break and we'll be back. The
Big Mad Morning, Good morning,It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine
four six oh kmo. D youever been hiking? Lindsay? Yeah,

(01:57:51):
yeah. When I lived in Indiana, when we'd go camping at what was
it Turkey Run was the name ofthe campground, and they had really nice
hiking trails and they had one witha it was like a thirty foot drop
and you would have to They hada what's the the like the rope ladder

(01:58:16):
that was attached and you'd have toclimb that down. Well, we had
our Springer Spaniel with us one time, and he obviously couldn't go down on
the ladder, or she couldn't.And there was like a puddle, a
mud puddle at the bottom of itand it was covered by leaves, and
she actually jumped into this puddle andit was extremely deep. It was probably

(01:58:44):
ten feet deep, and it wasn'tjust a puddle, it was just like
a big ten feet deep hole.And we thought that that, oh my
god, she's gonna die, breakher legs whatever. Nope, she popped
right back up and came out ofthis hole and there we went on about
our our hike. It's pretty amazing, gimp. Have you ever gone hiking?

(01:59:05):
I have once or twice in mylife. Yeah. I like hiking.
I think it's it's fun. Sure, we went one time. My
wife wanted. We were down inBroken Bow and she's like, oh,
we'll go to this hike. It'snot very far, not very long.
Four hours later with two young children. Yeah, I'm carrying all the coats

(01:59:25):
and the kids and yeah, nofood, no snacks. Nonetheless, I
like hiking. It's fun. Somepeople are very into it, go for
really long hikes. This guy inCalifornia, he's thirty four. He was
lost for ten days while he washiking. Apparently he went on a hike.
He didn't even have a shirt.He went on a hike June eleventh

(01:59:47):
and was only gonna be gone forthree hours and he quickly got lost.
Six days later, he didn't showup for a Father's Day dinner. That's
when it was reported he was missingsix days. No one cared about this
mofo. He'll be fine. Iknow at least three days. Someone's maybe
they don't care, but they're gonnago. He didn't show up for work,
right, right, you know whatI'm saying. Unless he's one of

(02:00:10):
those guys that are like good riddens, Yeah, yeah, right, He
says. I left with just apair of pants and a pair of hiking
shoes and a hat. I hada flashlight and a pair of folding scissors
like a leatherman, and that wasit. And he went on this hike
and apparently there had been the fireswildfires there last season or something, so
a lot of the geographical landmarks thathe was used to were gone. And

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he got lost. And he saidhe'd drank a gallon of water out of
his boot every day before he wasrescued. He would drink water from some
of the natural sources. He said, quote, I just make sure I
drink a gallon every day. Butthen after getting close to the end,
my body just needed food, somesort of sustance. He said. I

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go up, I go up acanyon, down a canyon to the next
waterfall and sit down by the waterfalland drink water out of my boot.
He was reportedly he ate wild berriesas well, and he would sleep on
the wet leaves as he screamed forhelp, yelling, just help, help,
I'm over here. He would justyell. He told the local news

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station. He struggled to navigate becausethe landmarks were wiped out by the wildfires.
Multiple agencies scoured the air before hewas finally located, and he obviously
his family was a static that hewas okay. There were multiple reports of
witnesses hearing someone yelling for help,with the location of that person was hard

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to establish. Yeah, I'm sure, but if I hear, I don't
I I'm maybe it's just me.But if I hear someone yelling help,
I don't just go hmmle. Idon't want any of that on me.
There's a famous story, is itout of New York And a woman was

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yelling for help and the next daythey found out she was like she got
killed in the alley. Oh ohthat sucks. Yeah, I was told
growing up, my parents always said, if you get kidnapped something like that,
yell fire. If someone grabs.You yell fire instead of help,
because people will call nine one oneif they hear fire rather than help,
because people will shy away from theword help. Yeah, Kitty Ginavisi nineteen

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sixty four. And I'm not abig fan of that. I think you
just scream as loud as you possiblycan, because it's a different yell.
Yeah, right, that yelling fire. If we're out in the middle of
nowhere and you yell scudder but likefire, that doesn't I don't know if

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that's alarming enough. Right, Butif people hear the terror in your voice,
yeah, you know, that mightbe more wrapped. I get what
you're saying, but I hope Inever have to test either one of those
stories to find out. Yeah,and drinking a gallon of water, what
I questioned, I question your abilityor knowledge to be a hiker if you're
going out without a shirt on.I'm just I'm sure he thought he knew.

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But there's a required uniform. Yeah, it's called a pair of cutoff
shorts and some boots. And itwas hot. Yeah, and you're not
taking a canteen at least with you, even a bottle of water and not
to I'm not trying to make thisworse or I'm not trying to make fun

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of the guy, and I'm sendingyou guys the picture. But he's also
albino, so you definitely need ashirt, bro, some sunscreen. Yeah
yeah, listen, powder, keepyour shirt on. Oh yeah, by
the way, look at him.He was there for six days in the
woods and he's ghostly. Yeah,hey, hey, Casper, right right.

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The only non white part on himis like a little bit on a
space. That's it. The pigmentationof his lips, that's it. Oh
yeah, maybe that's why he wentfor a hike without a shirt on.
He's like, I have got toget some son on me. This is
not working. I can tell youfrom experience. Use your sunblock. If
you have like a weird birthmark onyour face, I'm not gonna stare.

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If you've got like something wrong withyour hand, I'm not gonna stare.
I'll take a look and move on. I'm staring if you're an albino.
So it's so perplexing to me.You don't see a lot of them.
I don't know. They're hard tosee, right, I've never seen an
albino in though in the wild honestly, you have an eye. I have

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a classmate who is I can't whatwas his name? Was his name?
What was her nickname? She didn'thave. I don't think kids are horrible.
No, she was very nice.So what that doesn't abolish you from
having a nickname A milky all right? Yeah, because the movie would be

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about that time. It's the goto name for albinos. Yeah, and
listen, I know I know aboutit. They're very nice, that's not
I've got plenty of friends. Someof my best friends are albino. They
don't have albino Barbie. I betthey do. I bet they do.

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They have handy capable Barbie. Yeah, they have Barbie. Why can't they
have an albino Barbie. Yeah,they have got daytime talk show hosts,
former American idol Barbie. Holy crap, they do have an albina, of
course they do. But Barbie isvery inclusive. They're trying to create a
doll for everyone. Still don't havea peanut so or or boobs? Right,

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Well, no, it's got boobs. It's got boobs. Yeah,
it just doesn't have theolas. Wellno areolas? Well, not all people
have nipples. You have some sortof nipple or something. You have some
sort of indication that this is theteat right, this is where you get
milk, right, So it ain'tit ain't exactly inclusive, right, mm
hmm. I'll buy a Barbie,who thoughts, what's his name? Uh?

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Oh, no, it's gotta havea name on the box. Yeah,
it just says Barbie Fashion East doesgive me a second here, it's
on the on the old Yeah,no name. Varsity albino, Oh,
come on, varsity platitude. Yeah, that doesn't make no dame. No,
that makes no sense because they'll have, like, you know, cheerleader

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Sally or wheelchair Windy something. I'mgiving them names like garbage pail kids,
stinky Sally. Yeah, yeah,yeah, I'm not finding a name.
All right, we gotta we gottatake a break. We'll be back.
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