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We've got top list we'll get totoday. Top vacation movies. Yesterday I
was talking with some friends and wewere all together and like everybody's going on
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that July was the vacation month,but it makes sense, okay. Oh
and I ran us in the middleof summertime, summer vacation, you know.
Fourthly another one of those. Yeah, And on our second patio part
of the year is happening at Roostersin Auaso. Great Tour comes to the

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for the queue every hour to getqualified. We've talked about vitamin before and

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how there's it's willy nilly world andyou get a vitamin and you don't know
if it's got vitamin C in it. All right, the label tells us
that, but that didn't mean anything. Right now, a study has come
out that says multi vitamins show nobenefit to long term health or longevity.
There's, at least in this study, no data that shows that take I

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take a vitamin. I take likefour supplements every day, even though I
know they're complete bs. You justdo it to make yourself feel better mentally.
I can tell you when I'm nottaking them. And again it could
be placebo. I don't feel asgood as I've been since I've been taking
them. Yeah, okay, okay, it could be placebo. Yeah right,
it could be just be psychologically I'mtaking it going. Oh yeah,

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I haven't had vitamins since I wasin the flintstone chewable stage, since his
last mimosa, right because in it, Yeah, that's fair. Do you
take supplements? I do? Andwhat do you take? Like? What
do you take? I take awomen's multi item in also take the AB
I get it. I'm not laughingat you. I'm laughing at the absurdity

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of men's and women's supplements. Ofcourse we need different nutrients. But yeah,
and then I take like a DHe A. I believe that's twitter
is is whatever the doctor says,this is good for you. I take
progesterone and then at night, andthat helps me to sleep. I'll does
on a supplement or a medication.It's like a pharmacist, yeah, pharmacistcuestion

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and magnesium because and honestly, Itake that because you's a game changer,
yes, And taking magnesium is agame changer. Yes, so you could
help poop dude. I have thebest sleep on magnesium, okay. Yeah.
And also I'll do the did Isay the DH Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, fish oil, I'll dothose, damn yeah. I mean but
I'm not like, how many doyou take? How many pills do you
take in a day? I meanprobably four, but you named like seven,
yeah, because sometimes I forget.That's why I don't take them at
all, because I'll end up forgetting. I get a bottle and then like,
uh, I'll take one, andthen like I'll take another, and

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then like weeks go by, monthsyears ago and then the bottle has been
sitting there since like nineteen ninety nine. Yeah, well, yeah, I
don't think they're good anymore. Yeah. I know somebody who had just got
diagnosed with cancer and the amount ofpills he takes. He's like, I
don't eat breakfast. I eat this. Yeah, like god, dang,
Yeah, it's all when you gottahave a bin for sure. And I

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do know that sometimes when you takevitamins, like I think it's A or
K doesn't work without the other,like you have to take your doctors say
well, we got to take thisone for this one to absorb uku or
whatever, just to figure it allout. Just you, that's just too
much for you. Yeah, man, why why? Why? I feel
fine? I'm good? Yeah.Do I wake up yes? Do I

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go to work, yes? DoI come home and eat yes. If
the answer is yes to all those, you're good. I will definitely remember
to take turmeric though, because itis an anti inflammatory spice. No,
no, it's a root root.Yeah, men a spice, but it
is a natural anti inflammatory and it'sthe magic of chicken soup. Yeah,

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I'm not joking. There is awe go on vacation to this one resort
and they have a thing called goldenmilk. If I'm not correct, I
think that's yeah. I think mywife's right now either shaking her head or
disagree. We've had it on theshow. We did Yeah, okay,

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I don't recall that. But it'smilk with turmeric in it and something like
cinnamon maybe yeah. And it's pissyellow yep. And but white. It
can't be pissed yellow and white atthe same time. It is, yeah,
you know, like it's one ofthose things you're like, well that
looks creemy and it's it's not good, but people drink it like it's the

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coming of Jesus. And whatever worksfor you, whatever makes you feel better,
you know what I mean? Yep. If that's what you need to
make it through life, go forit. I'm not stopping anybody, right,
you know, it's your deal.It's just not for me. This
might be the thing where I'm likebah right, because all I know is

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when I take them, I feelbetter. When did you start taking these
like regularly? Probably in December January, so this is a recent thing.
So I take D three Jesus showwhat happened? Where did we change D
three? You take three? D'sYeah, nope. I take vitamin D

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three, I take magnesium, Itake a multi, and I take fish
oil like mega. It's not thatmuch, though it seems like it isn't
the multi vitamin like all that wrappedup into one, so you don't have
to take so many of them.You get extra, right, you're saying
too many vitamins. Yeah, youwould think, sure, So what made

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you want to start doing that?If you just recently started taking so many
vitamins? What made you get tothat point where you're like, I need
to take some vitamins or more vitaminsof what I'm already taking. So in
December, I did a dramatic lifechange and I'm eating completely different and along

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with that, I'm trying to justadjust my body a little bit. It's
the age. It's making you sayI should probably do things differently, and
I'm not suing that. It's likea bad no, no no. A
lot of people get to that point, to a certain age and point in
their life, they're like, I'vegot to change something things around. I
want to start, you know,working out more, taking vitamins or supplements
or whatever. Uh No, Ithink that in life. Maybe the age

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thing. But I'm entering this arcof my life where I want to be
around as long as possible, right, and I want to be taking care
of my mind and body the bestI can. And if that means taking
a multi vitamin, right or fistfulof vitamins whatever, right, then that's
the plan. Right. And sinceI started taking those things, I mean,

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I can give you valid reasons forall of them except the multi vitem
vitamin. And I just use thatas like like just in case, like
a clear coat, you don't reallyprobably need it, but if you don't
get it, you're just gonna getstuff on your car. I get it.
So, but I can give youdramatic examples of how I just feel

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better or different. Now, withthat being said, I probably could point
to some things that have also occurred, and you can go like, well,
that's probably casting that, okay.So I think it's more of a
psychological thing. Maybe so, Buteither way, it's like I'd rather do
it and be wrong right than notdoing it, and wish I could have
right right, I'd get you.My dad died at sixty one, so
I equate everything. I don't wantto be sixty one going I wish I

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would have, right, right,I feel you. I feel you.
Unfortunately, though, you can doall those things and still die at sixty
one ture, which sucks. Yeah, but until then I will be feeling
the best I can feel, right, right right. It's like those people
that are joggers or whatever. Theygo jogging every day every day just to
try to be healthy and move andexercise, and then they collapse of a

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heart attack. Yeah, something ofthat. The misking I think you are
have the opinion of a lot ofpeople, which is fair, and that
is that is a giant misconception aboutpeople that run. That is a benefit
of running to make you healthy.But it's more about doing a hard thing
every day to know you're your mindprepared for when hard items arrive in life.

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Got you, right, It isabout the challenge of getting out and
running every day. Most people don'tlove running that run, and then when
they do it, they feel betterand they know, hey, I can
overcome hard things. Yeah. Yeah, I feel life throws enough challenges at
you. I don't need to runto make it, you know, add
another one to it, right,right. But the idea is you prepare

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the mind for the war, andyou prepare the mind by running, lifting
weights, playing sports, masturbating Biggswhatever that is, right, not shocked,
not shocked more. Word? Doyou have? Do you have the
do you have? Do you havea book that Haskus in it? I

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do? I take it with me. And you have an app, the
app? Why do you Why notjust get the app? Why do you
need the book? Because I forthe same reason, I'd rather read a
book than have it on a tablet. Yeah. Now I'm gonna say I
got to hold the book. Yes, but I write my book, so
oh you do? Yeah? Imake notes. It's called a journal.

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No, that's a blank book withno words. Different book, dude.
I probably have ten journals and probablytwo pages filled out in each one.
I'm just not good at it.Yeah, same, just not good at
it. I haven't written in ajournal since probably high school or college?

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Got it? Do you have yourhigh school journal? Still? Yes?
Can we read it? Bring itif I can find it? What would
be I mean, I know Ihaven't what would be the most embarrassing thing
in there? And that's a rhetoricalquestion for you. You don't have to
really answer it, but like,what would be the most embarrassing thing that
would be in your high school journalthat not everybody could equate to. Sure,

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you know what I'm saying like,yeah, you're gonna go, oh
I got dumped, so what everyonedid? Yeah? I love this boy?
So what? Oh my I hatemy parents so wide right, Oh
I crapped my pants and science classtoday. That's something that could happen that
not everybody. I thought you werepulling from your own experience. Oh no,
I'm just throwing stuff out there thatcould be in there that not everybody

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can relate to. Not everybody's crappedtheir pants and science class. I'm just
saying, well, it could havebeen starting my period in band class and
a note. I was wearing askirt and a boy. I know,
but it's not like it was Niagarafalls everywhere and like you were wearing panties,

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right, boy, But I stoodup in A friend of mine who
was a boy, was like,lindsay's a background. Oh you left a
spot behind yes? Oh yeah,no, that's that's a rough life experience.
And he could have been completely immatureabout it and been like, oh,
you threw your period and made abig scene and embarrassed me in front
of everyone and he didn't. Hetook his up back down in it.

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He took us hoodie off, toldme to wrap it her on my waist.
Okay, what to get with him? Yeah? No, No,
was he hotter after that though?He was always really really cute, always
very very cute. You make youmove, You're like, no, But
he was always a really good friend. But you know what I will say

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now he is he's a married man, he's got I know what's going on
with him. Yeah, we're Facebookfriends, so what. And he's a
dad of all daughters. And Ithink that that's awesome because the right exactly.
He's always got a hoodie. Yeah. Did he have sisters growing up?
No, he didn't. He hadone raised single dad. Yeah.

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Yeah, it's weird you know thatmuch about somebody from high school that you
weren't really friends with or dated.Yeah, we never dated, never dated,
but we were close friends. Youwere okay, yeah, menstruation mates
man. Yeah. Once he gaveyou his hoodie to cover up your blood,
that's definitely close friends. Yeah.I don't know how much closer you

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get. I mean, yeah,right, he had he took a piece
of you with him home. Ohdid you give the hoodie back. No,
did he ask for it back?I don't think you asked for it
back. Do you still have thehoodie? I didn't know. Oh god,
I thought for sure it was gonnabe a yes, I would have
a fantastic That would have been amazing. Damn thirty year old bloodstain Lincoln's pillow

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right right, That's all I thought. When I saw that at the across
from the Fords Theater, I waslike, whew, Yeah, that would
be traumatic, but also I thinkvery relatable. Like I said, I

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don't think though, that may bea unique way for that to happen.
Yes, yeah, a lot ofgirls start to in school. Yes,
my wife and I have conversations aboutit, like what we're gonna do prepare
for that day should it happen.Yeah, because I don't want to be
caught off guard. It's gonna beme that has to deal with it.
That's not fair. That's me that'sgonna get to deal with it, right,

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And I'm like, duh, here'schocolate. Right. I don't know,
So I'm like, what do Ido? Mikeole lists you gotta have
those conversations now. I don't wantto be caught standing in front of the
aisle, going girl, I don'tknow wings are not yeah? Oh man,
yeah, uh yeah. I wouldlove for you to find that diary

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and bring it in. I'll lookfor it. I can just we can
have you like, narrate it.Put some beautiful music behind it. Oh
yeah. Lights and candles, nolike, we just play them occasionally.
Dear Diary. I bled all overmy seat, my dear Diary. That

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hot boy that sits next to mein band? What instrument do you play?
I played the trombone. What instrumentdid he play? Oh? He
played the saxophone. Yeah he did. I want him to play his saxophone
on me. He gave me hishoodie. It smells so good. Minus
one minerally spot a carry pennies inyour pocket. All right, we gotta

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take a break. We got ticketsto Chevelle. We're gonna give away plus
more qualifying for one hundred tickets toone hundred concerts. We'll be back.
Good morning, it's the Big ManMorning shown m D. You can also

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text bm my mass and then whatyou want to say to A two nine
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they take I think that's a hilariousevolution for the show. Let's go ahead
and do news quikies. These arestories you may have missed in the news.
We cover them here and put alink on our Facebook page if you
want more. Yes, it's timefor news quakies. World news, local

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news, and news that just makesyou say, what the Here's Corbin Gimpean
Lindsay with what's going on news quakiesfrom The Big Man Morning Show. In
ninety seven five, AMoD hoa boardmember, caught on video pooping on neighbors
lawn. I don't have the nameof this old broad that did it,
but it happened in the Great HoosierState of Indiana. Court documents reveal how

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a homeowner in New Palestine, Indiana, went on I went out to mow
his lawn on May twenty ninth,only to find a pile of human feces
beside his air conditioning unit. Andit wasn't the first time the homeowner found
human poop piled beside his home.And it wasn't the first time he caught
the culprit on camera either. Accordingto the court documents, the homeowner caught

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an unknown woman on video surveillance enteringhis lawn on May second. That same
day, he found she left agift piled alongside his house. After the
second pooping was perpetrated, on Maytwenty ninth, the homeowner contacted police and
handed over the surveillance footage that capturedthe Cereal pooper. In the act,
documents reveal how one confronted the seventyfour year old woman denied the incident seventy

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four yeah, yeah, and thenonce she was confronted with the video evidence,
she changed her tune and fested up. According to the court documents,
she told deputies she had no vendettaagainst the homeowner. She said she just
simply had to use the restroom.No, no, no, the houses.

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First of all, look how closethe houses are. She's like,
her butt's nearly touching the house.She's using that in case she falls backwards.
Yeah, and that makes no sense. What are you gonna? Yeah,
that makes no sense. There's nobidet, No, there's no there's
no uh uh toilet paper there.How do we know there's not a sprinkler
head. I'm looking right at thepicture. There's not one of those ones

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that are sunken into the ground.They just pop up. No, No,
their yard's pretty yellow. They don'tknow o their yard because she's crapping
all over it. I mean she'sseriously close to that air conditioning unit.
Maybe it was on and you canfeel that. I mean I sweat,
so I would want that fan blownon the too. Absolutely, But court
records said that she's charged with criminaltrespass, criminal mischief, and public community,

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which are all misdemeanor crimes. Seventyfour years old. Yes, yes,
pooping on the lawn in your neighbor'shouse. And she's a board member
of the h OA. Like evensounds petty like a board member. But
your mom, you get to callthat your mom's done this? Man,
how do you have the conversation withher? What the hell were you think?

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I mean, I'm not gonna talkto my mom like she's a child.
Damn. If they're crapping at somebody'slawn, I think you have right
to talk to them like your child. I don't know, yeah, I
don't think I'm gonna be like,can you tell me what you were doing
out there at that time of day? Like? What we what are you
talking about? Your parents? Mymom wouldn't even poop at work, she
would drive her ass home. Yeah. Yah, but we're speaking hypothetically.

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Yeah, so I can't imagine hergoing. I don't think these people's this
woman's children could have I don't thinkanybody could think their parent at seventy four
years old is going to be crappingor defacing a neighbor's house. Yeah,
but she don't pick crapping like eggingit. I think people take the age

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of seventy four and think, oh, she must be losing her mind.
No, I think seventy four isthe new sixty four. She's but that.
No, so people do lose theirmind at seventy four. People lose
their mind at sixty four. Itis your odd behavioral traits totally coincides with
losing your mind. Yeah, Ithink this was more personal. I'm seventy
four years old. I'll do whatI want. Who cares? And if

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I want to crap in this person'slawn, you can't stop me, I
know. But then you go youcan't you You obviously don't need to say
you can't do that, right becausethey know that, right. So then
as the child, you have togo, what's what's what was the plan
here? That's what I would belike, well, what's the You're just
gonna do it and be like that'sthat. That's that. Drag your butt

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across the ground like a dog,you know, does the carpet, right,
and then I probably go do youwant to go to jail? You're
doing behaviors that can put you injail. Yeah, so I showed that
bitch, No you didn't. Ipromise that person does not look like the
fool, right yeah. Yeah.A woman runs over boyfriend with her car

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while he's holding their baby. Thiscomes out of Florida, where a gal,
she's twenty seven. Her name's Eliahout Aliah Elijah Ross, that's her
name, and she's got a boyfriendand they started arguing back and forth earlier
this week, and dude's like,hey, I'm gonna go outside and cool
things off a little bit. We'llcome back and chat about this later.

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So he grabs their sixteen month oldbaby, goes outside, but instead of
cooling off, he throws a cinderblockat her car. Right. Well,
that pissed the woman off, soshe grabs the other two kids, puts
him in the car, gets inthe car, starts the car, lunges
the car towards him and the babybefore she put the pedal to the metal,
hits the guy holding the baby,and then rams into the house next

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door. She then uh looks checksthings out. Okay. He gets up,
He's like, holy crap. Shetakes the baby that she was holding
that he was holding, puts thebaby in the house. He goes to
the hospital to be treated. Shetakes her other two kids and then goes
to her sister's house, leaving theinjured baby in the home alone. Well

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the baby daddy guy winto that,goes back to the house, picks up
the baby. They go back tothe hospital so they can both be treated.
Police ended up picking her up ather sister's house. They ended up
charging her with a simple domestic batteryhit and run resulting in property damage,
aggravated battery, child neglect without bodilyharm, and aggravated child abuse. The

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man suffered from a bruised lung andvarious other bruises on his body, and
the toddler here ended up suffering severalinjuries, including a broken left shoulder and
collarbone, broken ribs, a partiallycollapsed lung, and abrasions and bruising on
his body. He is still inthe hospital. I wish one of us

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was smarter or had the resources.We had the resources to analyze our stories.
The number of domestic or runovers thatGIMPI reads makes you think is concerning.
Actually, honey bun assaults, drivingover the boy and then kissing him

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a bunch of times. Okay,either way, the way I see it
is, I am raising awareness todomestic abuse, right, no matter how
crazy it is. Florida man sneezesguts out. That's just WHOA While trying

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to enjoy a meal with his wifeof Florida man sneezed so hard that some
of his intestines burst out of hisbody. The unnamed man had been gone
undergoing treatments for post cancer recurrence inwhich his urinary bladder was removed, leaving
him a healing surgical wound on hisabdomen. Doctors reported that the wound was
healing well and the staples hold thewound together could be removed, so they

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went out to have a meal tocelebrate this joyous occasion. Then a sneeze
followed by a wet sensation and painin his lower abdomen, and looking down
several loops of pink bough protruding fromhis recent surgical sight. An ambulance was
called, emergency care was provided,and he's gonna be okay. They're not

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saying there was any more damage beyondthe point, just like right, he
busted his stitches essentially, Well,no, the stitches were out, the
staples were out, the scar bustedopen. He busted the scene. Yeah,
busted the scene. And if you'veseen a man sneeze, huh,
then this shouldn't be a giant shot. I could have let everybody in three

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counties always sneezed. My grandfather,my father. Whenever they would sneeze,
it was never just one or two, like I'll sneeze like three in a
row sometimes. I know that canbe annoying. They would sneeze consistently sixteen
seventeen, in eighteen it's like allright, already stop and it's loud wow.
Right, And my dad was alwaysa I wonder if there's a study

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between the dramatic, like you intentionallysneeze like one that people that intentionally sneeze
that way, rather than it's justa natural what's the natural way to sneeze?
How do we know that's not thenatural way to sneez, true,
but everybody sneeze is different. Somepeople have real dainty you sneezes and some
people have you know, I'm gonnablow this house down sneeze right, some

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people hold it in. Yeah,Yeah, that's dangerous. I don't know
if it's dangerous, more dangerous thanthe other. Maybe that guy, I
mean it's more dangerous that that's obviouslydangerous. I don't We've never read a
story of somebody holding their sneeze intheir intestines spopping out right. Maybe you
should have taken more of me.So in my head, I don't know
which way's the natural, which wayis better. It's to me the don't

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don't hold your sneeze in is equalto don't go swimming after eating, right,
don't go out in the cold withwet hair. Right, those aren't
real things until you hold a sneezeand paralyze yourself because you broke your neck.
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up. We've got more qualifying onehundred tickets to one hundred concerts. You
just need to be listening for thequeue to play. That will happen here
very soon. Right now, though, let's see what Lindsay has for Ball
to the Wall Sports. Already someone'sgoing after JJ Reddick. He's barely in

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his tenure as head coach of theLos Angeles Lakers, but there's already a
controversy shadowing him. A day afterhis Lakers press conference, a woman by
the name of Halema Nash posted anunflattering story about Reddick. The post read,
I've only been called the N wordto my face by a white man
once in my life, and itwas on the campus of Duke University while

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I was doing work with the basketballteam. And today he was named the
new head coach of the Los AngelesLakers. What a world. When reached
for comment, a spokesperson for Reddicksaid, no, it never happened,
So we'll see if there's more tocome with that story. I mean,
there's a couple of these things outthere too of other things that he has

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said that maybe isn't politically correct,But this feels kind of out of like
left field because J. J.Reddick didn't Reddick, he played in the
NBA. Yeah, so why whynow? Right, he was he was
a name before he was a coach, Like, why now money? Yeah?

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Yeah, I mean I don't She'snot gonna she can't sue him.
Yeah, So hou's in a moneygrab for defamation of character. No,
Okay, I don't know. SoI don't think it's a money grab.
Maybe they were a thing or hada fling at one time and possible.
Yeah, I think it's that isyou know, she has a right to

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be mad about that, and soto other people, I think it's more
concerning. He was coaching high schoolbasketball last year and now he's the coach
of an NBA team. Yeah.Yeah, things move fast. Life comes
at you fast man. A brandnew group of players had their lifelong hoop
dreams fulfilled in the first round ofthe NBA Draft last night. The Hawks

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tipped off the draft by selecting Frenchforward as Zacharyriza Che with the first overall
pick. The Wizards took fellow Frenchforward Alex Sar second, marking the first
time in NBA history two international playerswere taken with the top two picks.
The Rockets picked Kentuck Yard Reed Shepherdto round out the top three, and

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Yukon teammates Stefan Castle and Donovan Klingenwere each selected in the top seven.
Castle was drafted fourth by the Spursbefore Klingon went seventh to the Trailblazers.
Two time Wooden Award winner Zach Edywent ninth to the Grizzlies. The NBA
Draft will continue tonight with the secondround, and a Texas judge is dismissing

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a serious claim against Dallas Cowboys starquarterback. Callan County Judge Angela Tucker has
dismissed a lawsuit claim aiming sexual assaultagainst Dak Prescott. Dallas police announced earlier
this year that they had insufficient evidencethat would support a criminal case against Prescott
and that they would not go onto pursue charges. A letter was sent

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in January that accused Prescott OF's sexualassault in February twenty seventeen and valued the
damages at one hundred million dollars.Prescott has denied the claims and filed a
counter suit against the woman and herattorneys. Judge Tucker set a hearing for
September thirteenth to determine if sanctions shouldbe issued against the woman and her legal

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team. Yeah, it felt likethere wasn't much to this because there was
no other static about it. Therewas no other noise about it, just
the court case. And the Knicksare keeping one of their top players.
According to us ESPN, free agentforward og Anenobia intends to sign a five

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year, two one hundred and twelvepoint five million dollar contract to return to
New York. The Knicks acquired Ananobiin a trade at the start of twenty
twenty four, when they dealt tor Jay Barrett and Emmanuel Quickly to the
Toronto Raptors. New York managed togo twenty seven and six in the thirty
three games he played during the regularseason and playoffs. And that's your balls

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Rock Klahoma just posted on Facebook.Make sure you grab your passes to

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your link for tickets on the fulllineup a game with you, com Be
Brown. No world takes my stronghand. Get on give train moment,

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give train roun. No world takesmy strong hand. Get on my give
train train. You are my kindof cripple GIMPI tremendous Gorbyn. Your philosophy
you kind of guy. You studya lot of philosophy. You talk about
how you read films, study it. But yeah, you're that's accurate.

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Do you have questions that you oftenponder in life? Like the ultimate you
know, is a hot dog,a sandwich or anything? I mean,
not to that degree, but sure. Yeah, Well here's some philosophical questions.
I love it that you might wantto ponder on later. Maybe maybe
you've never even thought about these.I'm excited. Who knows, all right,
but we're gonna go for it.For example, when we yawn,

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do deaf people think we're screaming?Not typically the things I go with,
but I hear you, I knowwhat you mean. Or the ever long
question of if you're waiting for thewaiter, aren't you the waiter? Think
about that one? Well, IroniPhones just called apple juice? Makes sense?

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Why juice? I don't, becausethe energy you're feeding to it is
also called juice. I phone applejuice. If you work security at the
Samsung store, does that make youthe guardian of the galaxy? Philosophical questions?
That you may not have thought abouthow you throw away garbage can,

(38:14):
right, it's already garbage. Ijust did that last night. You threw
away your garbage can? Why becauseit broke the top of it, broke,
the spring broke on it. Yeah, mine did that a long time
ago. I just lift the lid, not shocked. I paid eighty bucks
for that goddamn trash can. Yeah, that seems out of character for ye.
Well, all right, let's takeit back. I didn't pay for

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it. I just kept it whenI told the bitch to leave. Nonetheless,
she paid eighty bucks for it,but still an eighty dollar goddamn trash
can. Won eighty dollars for atrash can? Why? Why? And
it had a dent in it whenI bought it. Should have been less,
should have been when she bought it. Whatever, when we got it,
I'm surprised you didn't. Not whenI acquired it and I needed trash
can. Very few things you buyfor life trash cans, but eighty bucks.

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I'm gonna hold on that, somebitch, as long as I have
a rubber made one out in mygarage where that the handle goes up.
It was seven dollars and it's great, right, Maybe I should invest in
a different one. If you buya bigger bed, you're left with more
bedroom but less bedroom. Think aboutthat, philosophical questions that you may not
have thought about. Have you everfelt bugs on you? But there aren't

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any bugs on you? Those arethe ghosts of bugs you've killed. Sure,
I felt one on me last night, and I I mean I made
me move because I felt like Igot bit. Honestly, Maybe you did,
well? I did you thoroughly checkeverywhere around? Maybe I did.

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Yeah. When you felt the bite, I imagine you've probably swiped or beat
it off somehow. I did.I turned the light on and I flipped
back the sheets, and I thought, is there a damn spider in my
bed or something? I was like, if there's a bron recluse in here
or something. I've never been bitby a brown recluse, so I have
no idea. But it hurt,it really hurt. So you haven't marked
to prove it. No, Sohow do you know it just wasn't your

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imagination? It probably was because Iwas in that just about to fall asleep
zone, you know, right,or you dreamed? Yeah? Possibly?
Well, when you clean the vacuumcleaner. Aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
Depends on how you're doing it.You're still cleaning the vacuum, so you
are the vacuum cleaner. Nothing's everreally on fire, but rather fire is

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on things. Think about that.Nothing is ever on fire. You could
put something on a fire, butthen the fire is on that. If
life is unfair to everyone, doesthat mean life is actually fair? Now
there's a good philosophical philosophical questions youmight not have been asking yourself. If

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you get scared half to death twice, what then are your cat? Maybe?
So cat? What our delivery?Excuse me? Why? Our delivery
is on a ship called cargo,but when they're in a car, it's
called a shipment. These are questionsto ponder yourself. If one teacher can't

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teach all subjects, why is onechild expected to study all subjects? Makes
sense? Not really, but okay, yeah, here's one for you.
If oranges, excuse me, areoranges named orange because oranges are orange?
Or is orange named orange because orangesare orange? Right? It's the only

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fruit named after a color, orit's the only color named after a fruit.
Absolutely, they don't have banana color. I mean, I guess they
don't have blue. They have blueberries, they don't have blue exactly. Text
here came in, why do wepark on driveways but park on parkways?
Or excuse me, why do wedrive on parkways but park on driveways?
Oh? I don't know very manyparkways around here, but I get the

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point. Uh huh, uh huh. The youngest picture of you is also
the oldest picture of you. Thinkabout that. The youngest picture of you
is also the oldest picture of you. I see what you're saying. You
know, got a picture of youwhen you were six. That is the
youngest picture of you around, Butit's also the oldest picture. Build this

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tangible piece of paper with an imageof you. Yes, huh. If
we have water melon, shouldn't wealso have fire melon or earth melon or
air melon? The elements think aboutthat. Who closes the bus on a
door or school? Excuse me?Who closes the bus door once the driver
gets off? Because they have thathand, How does it get closed?

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Myer towels considered dirty when you getout of the shower, clean doesn't make
sense. You're already clean, You'rejust wiping water off. But yet the
towels are considered dirty. Yeah,I'm holding this is this is this is
You're seeing restraint. I can seethat. We'll let it go, man,
No, let it go, let'shave it. No. No,

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He's like, I'm not gonna nottaking the ticket, taking your trap.
Why is there a d in fridgebut not refrigerator? Mm? If you
drop the soap on the floor,is the floor cleaner? Is the soap
dirty? I've always thought the soapwould be dirty. Yeah, I rinse
it off. Yeah, usually becausethere's a pube or something on it.

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Is the s or the C silentin the word scent? Which one is
it? I love that one?Mm? Hm. Does expecting the unexpected
make the unexpected the expected? Theseare philosophical questions that you should ask yourself.
Would Lightning McQueen, you know thatguy from cars, would he buy

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life insurance or car insurance? Imean, if cars could talk, what
are you gonna do? Right?Exactly? Acte big question the other day?
Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order? These are questions that we need
answers to. Have you ever seenthat comedy bit I forget the comedian and

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he talks about how states became abbreviationsbecause this happened is it's a fairly recent
thing that they decided we needed auniformed alphabet, right, and so they
started at the top of the alphabetand they went with Alabama, right right,
and they were like, all right, Alabama. They put a committee
together and they're like Alabama. They'relike al Guy's like done, al This

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is gonna be easy. We'll bedone by lunch. Next state Alaska.
Oh we just did, they goal And the guy goes, sir,
we just did al for Alabama,and he goes, all right, we'll
come back to that. And thebit is they go through and show how

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complicate, like makes no sense theletters. It doesn't. It doesn't at
all? What else we got here? If your shirt isn't tucked into your
pants, are your pants tucked intoyour shirt? Philosophical questions that you should
be asking yourself, Oh what elsewe got here? Why is it called

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quicksand? If you think slowly?I So I went through my pretty much
my whole young life believing quicksand wasa thing. And then there was a
pretty good period of time, probablyfrom my late twenties until about a month
ago, where I was like cooksandain't a thing? Uh huh. And
then there's this story that comes outlike last week or the week after,
where some woman got stuck in quicksand. So now I don't know what to

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think. The world is confusing.It is confusing. I have never honestly
come across quicksand. Of course Idon't find myself in many sandy places.
You know, a beach is aboutas close as it gets. It's a
mixture of water logged sand and clay. What did you look up? What'd
you google? Does quicksand really exist? Now? Now let's say quicksand doesn't

(46:05):
like Google the opposite. You're gettingconfirmation bias. People do this when they
search for things, like how yousearch for stuff matters, because if you
are like, tell me why theChiefs are the best football team, you'll
get a bunch of great stuff toconfirm that. And if you go the
other way, it'll give you abunch of stuff to show why it isn't
why they aren't. Okay, Well, here's another one right underneath it.

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How deadly is quicksand Nope, quicksandquicksand that is sand that behaves as a
liquid because it is saturated with water. No, I understand the purpose,
like why it would be called quicksandand the idea behind it. I'm just
saying I went through this whole periodof life where I was it was a
myth, like it wasn't a realthing until just a story last week.
And how you look it up willgive you the answers to confirm how you're

(46:52):
feeling. M hm. That's howthe algorithm works. Yeah. Uh.
If you try to fail but succeed, which one did you do? If
you try to fail but you endup succeeding, which one did you do?
Good question? And then what elsewe got here? Of Cinderella's shoe

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fit perfectly? Why did it falloff? That's a very good question.
Why did the shoe fall off ifit fit perfectly because she was trying to
run? Have you ever tried torun in heels right on a glass?
I have not. Usually, whenI dress up as a lady, I'm
wearing flats. In the one instanceI know that I'm aware of of your

(47:36):
dressing as a lady, which isthe only time that I Yeah, sure,
good disclaimer was that what what wasyour attire in that? It was
a It was a it was aa dress up skirt like a skirt,
but like a long skirt and atube top and a hat. No shoes.

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I know I wore shoes. Itwas uh, probably flip flops.
I believe. I can't understand.You got great legs. Why don't you
wear a mini skirts? Right?Sucks, thank you very much. I
don't think she had any mini skirts, to be honest with you. But
she's like, I got this onelong one. You wear that one?
Okay? Sure, the things you'lldo for some poon tang. Uh,
let's see here. What else dowe have? By the way, if

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you're gonna come up for an argumenton why to dress as a woman as
when you're a man, it wouldtotally be because I wanted to get laid.
It's a great argument, right,I love it, understand. So
there you go. There's some great, deep philosophical questions that you should ask
yourself or others be drown no world. Take my strong hand on the give
train, Homa, give train roundthe world, Take my strong hand.

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Get on my good morning. It'sthe Big Man Morning Show. Nine one

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air. What is your name,Jake? JK buddy? How are you
got good? Who do you wantto give clues? Lindsay or Corbin?
Jake? Sixty seconds are on theclock. Timer starts after the first clue.
Are you ready? All right?Let's go? Here we go.

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Another name for skin epidermus. Thatis true. I'm thinking of a more
traditional term, the let's go it'sit's just a blank wound. Yes,
the snake with the wings. Itwas also the name of the villain and
g I Joe dragon. No,the ears they come out a king.

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I can't hear you say that?King? What king? Blank? What
kind of snake? King? Cobra? Yes, a tool used to find
direction, compass. Yes, thetrack blank protein and the butcher cuts meat.

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There. Uh, this is inwriting utensil with ink that you have
to refill fountain pen. Correct ifthe grateful dead fans wear a tie blank
shirt by it buzzed out, Soyou're saying, no, no, you
didn't. Okay, all right,it looks like we got five there,

(51:25):
Jake. That might be good enoughfor the wind. So hang on the
line. Okay, all right,good job man, Good morning, you're
on the air. What is yourname, Matthew, Matthew? How are
you today? Great? How areyou doing? Good? Buddy? Uh?
You and lindsay have to beat five? Are you ready? I'm ready?
All right, here we go,all right, Matthew. Keep food

(51:50):
in this in your kitchen, notthe dry goods. Yes, uh huh.
This is a start to move on. You wear different shoes for this.
They have metal on the bottom ofthem. Yes, not the entrance,

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but the yes. Uh huh,blank rice bow. No, it's
how you make it. No,five minute blank, No, five minute
blank rice boiled steam. No,you're gonna get there right. I want

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that right this fast fast, givethat to me, ripe this yes,
keep going up past quick. Ohmy sweet time time time, good day

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man, thanks for playing. Yeah, thank you defeat. Congratulations Jake,
you're getting those tickets to see ChapelleJuly twenty fourth at the Tulsa from a
theater man, brother, excellent job, sir. Hang on the line so
gimpee can get your info. Here'sthe one that Lindsay passed it on.

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There's a social media site called blankGraham right right, No, that's in
stuff, but I get what you'regoing at now name the right right blank
messenger, al blank messenger, Yeah, instant, a tough one. And
then the one you ended on.You barely gave directions for my blank Clementine.
There you go. And then theone that I ended on. Yeah,

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and he got it right at thedie. Yeah, you had a
right to tie blank shirt perfect?All right the record, Now, will
it moves you to fag keeps metank. He's Lindsay with nine. Take
a break and we'll be by.Tulsa's Morning Show continues next tax the Big

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Mad Morning Show on Tulsa's rock stationninety seven to five KMOD. Good morning,

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It's the Big Bad Morning Show nineone eight four six oh KMOD coming
on more, qualifying one hundred ticketsto one hundred concerts as the Kinges celebrates
one hundred years. I'll brought toyou by COR's light. That chance is
happening in fifty two minutes. Butfirst see what's in Gimbe's four by four.
Let's see what's in Gimpe's four byfour. F said here that cancer

(54:59):
centers report drug shortages long twenty eightcenters across the United States, eighty nine
percent of them reported that at leastone drug used to treat cancer symptoms or
treatment side effects was in short supply. That's according to a survey by the
National Comprehensive Cancer Network. The problemis reportedly being fueled by a combination of

(55:21):
supply chain problems and overseas companies cuttingback on unprofitable drug manufacturing. This says
here that a weapons manufacturers are nolonger allowed to be part of a festival.
Austin's massive South By Southwest Festival isbending to the pressure from activists and

(55:42):
is no longer allowing the US Armyto be a sponsor. Organizers said in
a statement that the ban includes allcompanies who engage in weapons manufacturing. Dozens
of artists have dropped out of thefestival this year, which came during the
war between Israel and has At thetime, Governor Greg Abbott took to social
media, San Texas proudly supports themilitary. He went right, our support

(56:07):
of military, OURFK Junior is goingto answer debate questions on his own stream
and that's what he plans on doingtonight. During the Trump Biden debate,
he said that he's been excluded fromthe debate hosted by CNN. He'll announce
me. He announced that he'll answerdebate questions on his own online stream.

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Kennedy accused Biden, Trump campaigns,and CNN that they colluded to keep him
off the debate stage. CNN sayshe failed to meet criteria to qualify for
the events. I think that's smartof him, at least he's trying like
he's trying to r work with whathe's got, right, right, right,
He's just not like okay, ohwell whatever, I don't want to
be a party, part of yourparty, then Lastly, here legislation's mandating

(56:51):
mobile panic system in schools across thestate. Now, Oklahoma schools will roll
out an honorary school safety law thisAugust. All districts across the state will
implement a mobile panic alert system intheir schools. TPS is already in compliance
with the new legislation as they usethe Rave Panic Button app. The idea
is to sound the alarm at thesame time and get multiple agencies to a

(57:14):
site within minutes. With the geofence feature and the Rave Panic Button app,
it simplifies communication and gives every firstresponder the same critical information. Yeah
gotta have I think there's nothing wrongwith trying to figure out us solution a
man at all. So the Celticswill most likely be without their star big

(57:45):
man for the start of the twentytwenty four to twenty five season. Boston
President of Basketball Operations Brad Stevens saidthat Chris stabs Porzingis will probably miss the
very start of next season following offseason surgery. This seven foot two center
suffered a torn retaniculum and dislocated posteriortiba list tendon during the NBA Finals and

(58:09):
will have surgery on his left legthis summer. The Lithuanian will miss the
Olympics due to the injury, andhis rumored timeline to return to the hardwood
is currently a few months. Ididn't know he was seven foot two.
He's auge. Yeah. Yeah.The Washington Wizards are sending a budding star

(58:32):
to the Portland Trail Blazers. ESPNreports that the Wizards traded Denny Avdia to
the Blazers for veteran guard Malcolm Brogdenfor the fourteenth pick and wednesday's NBA Draft,
a twenty twenty nine first round pickand future second round picks. Avdia
had a career year in twenty twentythree twenty four. Brogden was named NBA

(58:55):
sixth Man of the Year in twentytwenty two for the Boston Celtics, but
it's played in less than forty gamesin two of the past three seasons,
and the Nets are locking up theirstarting center with a long term contract.
ESPN reports that Brooklyn is signing NickClaxton to a four year, one hundred

(59:17):
million dollar deal to return to theNets. The twenty five year old averaged
eleven point eight points and nine pointnine rebounds through seventy one games this past
season. He's also a force onthe defensive end and finished last year with
two point one blocks per game.Claxton will be entering his sixth NBA season

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after being selected in the second roundof the twenty nineteen draft out of Georgia,
and the Astros are losing a formerstarting pitcher to season ending surgery.
Houston right hander JP France is setto undergo surgery on his throwing shoulder that
will shut him down for the remainderof the year. France began this season

(59:59):
in the starting row before being demotedto Triple A Sugarland in early May.
He made one start there before beingplaced on the injured list. France was
zero to three with a seven pointfour to six ERA through five starts this
season. Yeah, they're four anda half out at the almost halfway point.
That sucks. Yeah. And haveyou heard about the pillow Fight Championship.

(01:00:23):
It's coming to a television near us. Are they college girls wearing practically
nothing? I'm not sure, butthe broadcasting rights for the event were nabbed
by Sean Perry and twenty five hundredmedia. Pillow Fights, I'm not sure.
Never heard of them, but thePillow Fight Championship was founded in twenty

(01:00:43):
twenty one and is the world's firstprofessional pillow fighting league where professional fighters engage
in pillow combat. Most recently,the competition was aired on ESPN two,
and apparently they've also had pay perview events in pillow fighting. Yeah.

(01:01:04):
I mean, I'm watching a videoof it right now, and they aren't
like your traditional pillow but no,they're beating the hell out of each other
heavier. They almost look like manyboxing bags. I don't know what a
boxing bag is, but well,like you what you would box on,
like a practice boxing bag, apunching boxing bag. Excuse me, yeah,
it's a punching bag. Okay,I guess I could see that.

(01:01:27):
But they look like they They've gotover two hundred thousand people that are on
their Instagram that says. Here's thedues and don'ts of the fight PFC.
Swing pillow at full force, dodge, avoid strikes, incorporate showmanship into fight.
Perform special moves as defined. Onlystrike with pillow, hold all straps

(01:01:50):
with one hand because the pillow hasa strap. Don't hit opponent with any
part of your body. Don't dropyour pillow, do not grab opponent or
their pillow. No pushing or charginga opponent. No two handed overhead strikes.
See when Dana White, remember lastweek he was talking about the slap
fighting, and it's like the mostpopular thing. And this already has over

(01:02:13):
two hundred thousand people behind it.This is already more popular than the slap
fighting. Do you know that forsure? Well, the slap fighting only
had like fifty thousand people following it, right, this one's got two hundred
thousand. Yeah, yeah, uh, slap has one hundred and forty two.
But to your point, yeah,you get one point for a head

(01:02:34):
strike, three points for a threehundred and sixty degree strike to the head,
five points for a knockdown, anda leg strike that creates unbalanced you
get one point. Okay, thisagain sounds more entertaining than the slap Uh.
I guess Dana was probably pissed thathe didn't pick this up. You

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cannot stand still for more than threeseconds at all times. Fighters must keep
four feet between themselves during around.No crowding. You cannot hold the pillow
stationary over your head. No spitting, cursing, or foul language. Referee

(01:03:16):
will deduct a point. From arepeat offender of any rule overhead hits must
be one hand only. Uh yeah, okay, probably not gonna watch it,
no, especially not on pay perview. I'm totally not doing a

(01:03:36):
pay perview for that. And that'syour balls at the Wall Sports. Someone's
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There's going to be miller Lyte anda chance for you to sign up to
when some pretty cool stuff all right, normally do conspiracy theory Thursday. We're

(01:04:44):
not doing that just yet. We'regonna go over a death pool I mentioned
the other day we were going totalk about it. I'll name what we
have right now. Gimbi all goodto go first if he wants to make
any changes, since he has thepoints, the only points so far.
So Gimpy has Ozzy Osbourne, TobyKeith who he got points for, Mick
Jagger, Barbara Eden. Lindsay hasMitch McConnell, King, Charles mel Brooks,

(01:05:09):
Bill Cosby. I have Jimmy Carter, Bob Newhart, Doc Severnson,
David Attenborough. Gimpy's wild card isJack Black. Lindsay's wildcard is a Manda
Bines. My wild card is MamaJune. Now, in terms of making
changes, the only thing you can'tdo is you can't have somebody who had
last year, and you can't havesomebody that's already been taken. So for

(01:05:31):
example, McGary Busey got taken fromI'm sorry, Jimmy Carter got taken from
Lindsay. So Lindsay wouldn't be ableto get Jimmy Carter back, right,
But I can take him from youright, because you didn't have him.
No, you had him on yourlist last year. That's what I want
to make sure before I went aheadand steal him from me, because that

(01:05:54):
was about you. Yeah, sonof a beach, all right, that's
okay. I can handle that.Not that he's guaranteed because he's making a
run for the jajah ga borjahaa.Jokes on you. I tricked you all
Memorial Deathpool Hall of Fame, broughtyou by Bob's drywall, right, I
was making a run for that.I was looking to see when his birthday
is. His birthday is in October, and I am standing by that.

(01:06:14):
They're holding on to him until heturns one hundred years old and then they're
finally gonna let him go. Hecould be dead now, It could be
and we wouldn't know about it.So with that being said, typically when
we go on vacation, we alwaysget some points on the death bowl,
right right, somebody dies. Yeah. So since I can't take your Jimmy
there, Corbyn, I am goingto here's what we're gonna do. Here's

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what we do. You ready forthis? We're ready? All right?
I'm gonna take off Mick Yeagger we'rereplacing the very uh what's the right word
here, his ability to not dieor get old Mick Jagger. Yes,
and I am going to replace himwith John asked him, who's John Aston?

(01:07:00):
John Aston is the original Gomez Adam? Oh? Yeah, old?
How old is hell? In ninetyninety six something like that? Okay,
let me see here real quick,just to make sure. Yeah, he's
ninety four, ninety four, ninetyfour years old, ninety four years old.

(01:07:21):
So I think that's a good that'sa good get right there. Maybe
he's older than Mick Jagger, thatis a true statement, and younger than
Jimmy Carter. Yes, okay,he's at that sweet spot right now.
I haven't seen any recent photos ofhim, but I'm imagining at ninety four

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he's not looking good. Okay,Okay, let's just see if I can.
He was married to Patty Duke,who they all kind of flung with
each other, so he was bangingeverybody. Yeah, anybody else you would
like to, uh, you know, part of me like, oh,
you should take Ozzie up. ButI'm holding out. I'm holding out his

(01:08:03):
huh what he's Sean Aston's dad.Okay, let's stay on topic, what
game it away? Lindsay, wasit the name? It was? The
name, wasn't it? Now?You you you took Mick off because of
how young he was and Ozzy's muchyounger. But Ozzie has had in you

(01:08:29):
know, it's been publicized the healthissues that he's had, true to where
Mick Jagger has not had any ofthat, yeah at all? Whatsoever?
Now, Mick Jagger could just havea good publicist that doesn't allow that information
to get out, but Ozzie has. It has been talked about how he
has had some health issues as ofrecent. Yeah. It's kind of like
when the roller coaster gets broken andthen you know, you're like, oh,

(01:08:51):
now it's probably a good time toget on it, because you know
they fixed everything. That's the safestto deliver. Be absolutely try to think
if I don't think there's any morethat I want to take off, to
be honest with you, so Ithink I'm gonna stick with that. Happy
with that one change? Yeah,I'm happy with that one change. It's
say I blamia, oh shoe.All right, lindsay you have, I'll

(01:09:14):
let you go next. Mitch McConnell, King, Charles mel Brooks and Bill
Cosby. All Right, so Ifeel really good about my list for the
most part. But I think I'mgoing to remove Mitch McConnell okay, and

(01:09:38):
replace him with actor Robert Wagner okay, who is ninety four and looks one
hundred and four. He says ninetyfour. Yeah, okay. Now,

(01:09:59):
why would you take Robert Mitch McConnelloff and not King Charles, which King
Charles is clearly the youngest and easilysome of the best medical care available.
Because I'm not confident that King Charlesis going to make it. Yeah,

(01:10:25):
because it's cancer. That's fair.His mother though, had I mean they
kept her weakened at Burney's for along time. Yeah, sure, and
cancer is not like an instant thing. Yeah, it's not a defence.
Yeah, I just I just Idon't know. You just want to see
the king die? No, Idon't, you know, To be honest

(01:10:50):
with you, I really don't followthe royal family much. They don't really,
you know, unless one of themis getting married. Huh. No,
I didn't even follow that. Thatwasn't my jam. I'm also going
to remove Bill Cosby, oh,because I have this thing or I feel
like only like only the good DieYoung and Bill Cosby is not on the

(01:11:16):
Santa's Good List, so I'm goingto remove him, okay. And I'm
going to put Tom Brokaw on thatlist. Oh okay, good old Tom
Brokaw, the former nightly news anchor. And he is only eighty four.
Okay. And what's your are youjust going off age or what's your reasoning?

(01:11:40):
He has blood cancer? Okay,Well that's a good reason I have
him on there, I guess.Yeah. I don't know if I've ever
heard of anybody have is that leukemias? I believe so huh? And how
did you hear about that the internets? Okay, you have a five year

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survival rate, so seventy percent mortalityrate them blood cancer? Yeah, okay,
interesting, there's two big moves foryou. Yeah. I gotta be
honest, I'm surprised with the MitchMcConnell removal. And since it might change
my pattern, what I'm gonna dobecause I think, what because he just

(01:12:24):
came out of serving the country inthe Senate, right that once you come
away, step away, what elseyou got to live? For sure?
And he was going to hold ontothat teat as long as possible, and
so he must not be doing well. We've seen him, you know,
take the hard reset a couple oftimes in front of all of us.
Yeah, I know, but Ilike you've seen him have medical episodes in

(01:12:47):
front of us. I know,but I just feel like this isn't his
year. Yeah, Okay. Thatleaves me with Jimmy Carter, Bob Newhart,
Severnson, and David Attenborough. DavidAttenborough, of course, is the
voice of the he does voice workfor like the Life series. He's a

(01:13:10):
British broadcaster. He's ninety eight yearsold old. Him and Jimmy I feel
pretty good about that age, youknow. I think when you you know
your your son setting on your nineties, I think that's a good age to
have to have in there, right. Yeah. And then Doc Severnson you

(01:13:32):
remember him as from the Johnny CarsonCarson era. He's ninety six, so
I feel pretty good about about that. Bob Newhart he's ninety four. Yeah,
it looks like a shriveled up raisin. Yeah, he does not look

(01:13:53):
good. And then of course we'vegot mister never Die Jimmy Carter at ninety
nine, right, So who Iwant to put up there. I feel
like death is intimate, right,Like I have found somebody. I feel

(01:14:14):
one confident he's going to die supersoon, Russell Brandt. But I don't
have enough. I don't know ifI want to take any of these.
I feel like Bob Newhart, doc, all those people could die at any
second. They're they're so old,right, right, hard sneeze can take
take out any one of them atrip, right, And then like,

(01:14:38):
because now I can spill all this, now that Lindsay's gone, I would
have taken King Charles off and CatMitch no, and I would have put
up Princess Margaret because she just felloff a horse and she's seven or not

(01:14:59):
Princess Mark Great, the Queen's sisteror the King's sister fell off a horse,
and I'm like, man, I'mthe Princess Anne, and like she's
not young. You get a headtrauma, things change for you pretty quick.
Oh yeah, she's seventy three.That didn't mean anything. No,

(01:15:21):
but again, it's that royal treatment. Throw man, that's true. I
think with that royal treatment, that'swhat's keeping them around. And they've got
the best healthcare that they could possiblycome up with, right, you know,
so I don't know about the royalfamily. No, but you know
they also die too, that istrue. Yeah, when they're ordered to

(01:15:43):
be killed. Yeah, I don'tknow what to do. I don't know
who to take off. I'm gonnaleave it. I don't think I'm gonna
make a change because I would bepretty frustrated with myself because again, there's
no guarantee. Even though the personI have that I don't want to disclose
because I don't want him on anybodyelse's radar. Well, I know someone
is. Mitch McConnell's probably going togo now because I've taken him off my

(01:16:08):
lips every time. Then why doyou do it? If you know that,
If you know that, then whydo you do it? Because I
feel more strongly about Robert Wagner afterlooking at his picture. I feel confident
that they're not checking to see who'son your death list, but whether they're
going to die or yeah, I'mnot going to make any changes. I'm

(01:16:30):
going to keep mine the same.Jimmy Carter, Bob Newhart, Doc Severnson,
David Attenborough. I may try togo for a whole year of not
making one change. Okay, now, Gimpy tried that last year. I
think you only had some stolen fromyou. I was forced to change.
Yeah, yeah, writing my decision. Oh really say more. I'm regretting

(01:16:55):
Mitch and I should have. Doyou want to put him back? If
Gimpy's okay with it, I'm okaywith it, can be. I will
do what you want. Don't botherme none. Do you want to put
it back? I would like toput Mitch back he dies, If Robert
Wagner dies, I want to keepRobert Wagner on. There. You want

(01:17:17):
to take someone else off, Well, now we're just changing up the whole.
No, that you can't do.I'm not gonna allow that. You
can redo your mistake, but youcan't have a whole nother turn now that
I've disclosed some thanks, So we'retaking Bob wag off and putting Mitch on.
That's that is the mulligan. You'reallowed. There you go, there

(01:17:38):
you go. You're allowed to mulligan. You're not allowed. You know,
I'm gonna allow you to go backwards, but not a complete redo. Oh
I'm gonna this isn't that big girl? Come on, who's got a coin?
No, you don't done? Comeon? They focused put it back

(01:18:00):
on, and he's put it backon for you. You can't go back.
I'm shot. Do you even havea coin? You didn't heads it
is? So we're going back toMitch taking off Robert Wagner. But I'm

(01:18:21):
keeping it in the notes, bythe way, go ahead, right,
you only give one Mulligan. Yeah, you don't get to do it anymore.
So you've wasted it. Come on, Bob, Yeah, well you
know what? Oh God, onlythe good day? Young And I don't

(01:18:41):
believe Robert Wagner is a good person. So how do you do I think
he's responsible for Natalie Wood's death.How do you explain Jimmy Carter that's built
gazillions of homes? Right? Right, he's not young. I know that
his initials are JC. He's tightwith the man, and you know he's

(01:19:02):
he's going to be the first president. Maybe maybe maybe he does. We
got some money be the first maybe. And someone texting someone should have taken
Willie Nelson. Yeah, they yeah, they just yeah. He pulled out
of that tour because he isn't feelingwell. He hasn't felt well for a

(01:19:23):
while. Right, remember when theywere like he's gonna do the CBS Special
and they're like, he ain't doingwell. Yeah, so that I don't.
He's one that I'm like, Ah, he's the Mick Jagger, he's
well preserved. Yeah, Neil Youngtype of thing. Yeah, all right,
so it's set. Lindsay's gonna bemad when Robert Wagner dies and Mitch

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McConnell lives to be one hundred andthen King Charles mel Brooks, Tom Brokars
she's broke as she's added. Gibihas Ozzie Toby, Keith, John Aston,
Barbara Eden, I have Jimmy Carter, Bob Newhart, Talks, Veranson,
David Attenborough. All right, wegot to take a break. We'll
be back. More of The BigMen Morning Show is next ninety D.

(01:20:19):
Good morning, It's the Big ManMorning Show, kmod. We got to
revisit New Year's resolutions too, andhere's what we got. We'll start with
Lindsey, use the home gym threetimes a week, negative, don't feel

(01:20:42):
bad, cook a new recipe everyweek. Start it off strong, so
strong. Oh it's a big fatf. Now for fail, get checked
for skin tents cancer. You tolda pretty important story on why this was
on your list. Yeah, andI keep looking at this one more right

(01:21:04):
here, this little itty bitty guyright here. It hasn't grown, it
hasn't misshaped or anything. It's stillsomething makes you feel a little odd about
So what the tests say? Ihaven't gotten haven't even scheduled the appointment even

(01:21:24):
like called or like nothing, Nolast one. Stop thinking first and speak
your mind. I don't know.So that's all knows for you. Okay,
Okay, I don't think you shouldfeel bad. There's still six more
months. Yeah, you're only halfwayplenty of time to get that mold checked

(01:21:46):
out. Right, Uh, gimpies. I'll do an easy one travel to
see the ocean, doing that nextweek. So haven't done it yet,
but we'll be done right, planned, ready to go? Ready? Is
there any way short of catastrophe youdon't see the ocean next week? Maybe

(01:22:09):
if I go blind? I thinkthat would be a catastrophe that would go.
Yeah, that would file under thecatastrophe part. We probably have to
have a conversation about your role,right. We wouldn't fire you, right,
we just need some paperwork for youto do. Some things would change
around here. What if your bikegets stolen between now and I mean you

(01:22:32):
have to like take the car.Yeah, I think that would still wouldn't
stop him, would stop me?Yeah, I'd still go hell if I
have to all ride on the backof my buddy chips bike. You're right,
bitch, I love that he mightlike it too, Nips while you're
having un the road, you'd bethe worst passenger, princess, you think
so, No way, man,I'm just snooze back. That's again another

(01:22:58):
reason why you would be annoying.All right, So that one check.
Yes, for the most part,Yes, cut Touch tunes spending in half.
You have down here seventeen hundred totalfor last year. I haven't added
it up, but I can tellyou I haven't spent near as much as
I usually have. This vacation isreally strapped me down, you know,
because I'm trying to save for that. So I have not been spending that

(01:23:20):
much at all. Whatsoever, Ithink it's been. There's been a couple
months since I parched, well maybeabout a month since I purchased any kind
of credits. Would you say,well, that doesn't mean thing, because
you can buy a lot of creditsat much. Would you say that's intentional,
like you go to buy some creditsor go to use them and go
whoa, whoa, whoa, I'mgoing on vacation or my new US resolution.

(01:23:42):
No, my bank account lets meknow that I ain't got money for
that stuff. It didn't stop youlast time, right, I'm not going
in the hole over down damn touchtunes, you know what I mean.
It's one of those things. Yeah, so we'll count that one as on
track. That's on track. Yeah. Yeah. The second one here is
you go accident free all year.I haven't wrecked my bike or my car

(01:24:02):
yet. Yeah. I can't thinkof an incident even minor. I slipped
and I busted up my leg alittle bit, but it's nothing and it
didn't slow me down. Did thebike go down? No, no,
no, this is just me walkingrunning out to the parking lot. Yeah
yeah, okay, No, noautomobile or vehicular accidents at all, whatsoever.

(01:24:23):
So I think that one still you'reon track for that. Yeah.
I hope that one of all theones you have, I hope that one
works out the correctly. I amtired of that. Uh. Number three,
pay off your bf T A forthose that don't know, b A
f T big ass F and TV. Yes, I don't know, there's
a big ass f and TV.Oh why did oh clearly? But you

(01:24:47):
had fridge on there too, Yeah, my fridge. Yeah, along with
my washing and dryer. So paythose down and now the the this trip
is really you know, I'm paying. I'm making my payments, don't get
me wrong, you know, butI'm not making extra because you know,
I'm trying to go see the ocean. Yeah. Yeah, I mean so
that one, that one, probablyout of all of them, is one

(01:25:08):
of them that's probably not going tohappen at all as much as I wanted
to. Yeah, you know,just because life gets in the way.
Mine is uh getting tattooed. Now, I haven't done that, but that
is on the agenda. That is, I'm I'm deciding which artist I want
to go to, how much Iwant to spend, Right, that's the
process. Yeah, that's a that'sa slow move for me. Now,

(01:25:30):
you could just go into any shopand get some flash art done real quick,
totally it would totally count for you. But I understand it's going to
be there. You want it tomean something. Yeah, reconnect with someone
from my past, which is funnycoming from you. Why Usually it's like
leave me alone. Yeah, wehaven't talked in twenty years. Why do
I want to talk? I mean, if somebody from my past peaked their

(01:25:54):
head up, I would be like, what pyramids scheme? Right, We've
went, you know, thirty yearsnot talking. What what's going on?
Right, Like lindsay going on?I know all the things that are going
on with somebody from high school?Right. I can't say that about anybody

(01:26:15):
from high school. I don't havea connection with anyone from high school.
Yeah, I just got college different. Yeah, I got a small group
of friends. When I say small, I think like too and you're you're
in the same weather pattern so faras I mean, there's here. Yeah,
yeah, they're here. That's it. So if somebody popped their head

(01:26:35):
up, I probably wouldn't be youknow, no, right, but this
is on me. This one's onme. You got to actively seek them
out. Yeah, have there beenany thought of it at all? Whatsoever?
Like? Yeah, okay, butwho that's my thing is, like,
that's what I don't know. Thepeople I want to reconnect with or
talk with I have reached out forand talked with right in the past,

(01:26:57):
right, and could text them rightnow and get a spons back. But
how long has that been? Imean I just talked to one of my
college buddies yesterday, Okay, Okay, Well that it wouldn't account no,
no, because I talked to himevery so many months. So what's the
uh what's the threshold on that?Like? Right, how long ago does
it have to be? Ten years? Twenty years? Dude? If I

(01:27:20):
reach out for somebody from twenty yearslike I haven't spoke to we'll just go
since college? Right, So damnnear? What twenty years? Yeah,
they're gonna be like, what's happening? All right? But ten years you
know you're here, you know whatI mean? So that might be a
little bit more achievable and less creepy. Fair, you see what I'm saying.

(01:27:44):
I think five years isn't enough,but I feel and this is just
me speaking, but you know,I think ten years that's still the past.
And he hadn't talked to him inten years, that might be all
right. We have somebody that washere for event at the station. I
hadn't talked to him, like tenyears, okay, but you didn't reach
out to them. They showed up, right, but we made I was
like, hey, I should unknowingly, I was like, hey, let's

(01:28:05):
let's look up and go do someda da da da right right right?
Uh so yeah that's a no.Uh eat food I hate twice. That's
on my plot. Like I'm gonnado that. Sure, no, no,
like I am one hundred percent I'mgonna do that. I keep telling
my wife, we've got to dothis. I want to do it.

(01:28:26):
This isn't an avoidance thing. Thisisn't a it slipped my mind. This
isn't like to reconnect with friends thingis pretty much an avoidance thing. This
is like, I want to dothis. You've still got six months.
Yeah, that's why I was tellinglindsay, don't feel bad despite the overachiever
across the glass, right, andthen take a spontaneous trip. Now I've

(01:28:47):
thought about this one too. Idon't know what that means. We've talked
about this before at length. Ihave three other people in my life.
Yes, that you can't just goso let's drive in a direction. Sure
you can't. No. I understandyour free will that you believe is an
okay way to live your life.And I'm not saying it's not. It's

(01:29:09):
just not the way my wife andI choose to live our lives with two
other people. Well, first ofall, the kids are kids, and
they have to do what you tellthem to regardless. So if you say
get in the car, they're goinganyway right, maybe, yes, you
will probably have to discuss it withyour old lady. But to me,
at least in my opinion, Ithink that adds to the spontaneity of it.

(01:29:29):
Yeah, you just tell your lady, hey, hey, let's just
go. Let's go for right inthe car and then just go next thing
you know, you're in Wichita,Kansas. Yeah. What I'm saying about
the kid's part is not what isyour vote. I'm saying, do we
have a birthday party? Do wehave a swim practice? Do we have
that? That's planning so spontaneous.But if you just blow all that stuff

(01:29:55):
off, who cares about swim practice? Yeah? Yeah, we pay.
Those things matter. But if youlook at your schedule and like, oh
my gosh, we have a freeweekend and it's like planning, planning exactly,
But no, no, no,no, it's it's really not though,
like you have a free weekend zonewhen you wake up and you're like,
our schedule is free, let's takein an adventure, like we're going

(01:30:15):
to go on an adventure, getin the car that's still being spontaneously.
In my eye, I think thatwould count blow off all responsibility and just
go. I'm not a fan ofspending money for things like swim lessons and
not going. It's just one.It's still an it's not going to hurt
anything. Now if you miss likesix seven, eight lessons, I get

(01:30:36):
what you're saying. That's money throwingout the drain. It's one thing to
have to miss it for an emergencylike a funeral or sickness. But no,
I agree, like it's when you'repaying for it. It's tough.
Corbyn. You should, out ofthe blue reach out to a high school
girlfriend. Why you know I'm married, right, Thomas damn suggestion say more.

(01:31:00):
Yeah, hey, let me pissoff my wife real quick. Yeah,
that's exactly what's going to happen.I mean he may be onto something.
I could achieve two things at once. I would create a spontaneous trip
right to a motel six or givethe ex girlfriend creepy stalker vibes or the
wrong idea. All right, yeah, yeah, I am not about to

(01:31:25):
try and rekindle something, yeah,with some girl that God knows what their
life's been like in thirty one years, right, divorced, lonely, you
know, and they're like you comearound, are like, oh, I
tried to do that one time,like in my thirties, contact somebody I

(01:31:46):
was close with, and she literally, which is one of things I liked
about her. She was like,why are you calling me? I'll just
see what's up. I don't wantto talk to you. And I was
like, okay, yeah, whichmight be why I don't want to reconnect
with anyone. Sure, yeah,so I too, am not done well

(01:32:06):
in these but I can't, forthe life of me figure out the spontaneous
thing. I told you how todo it, whether you take it.
No, you told me no,No, you told me how to do
it. To be not have regardfor anyone else or anything else in life
that makes it all spontaneous. Yeah, I just don't operate that way.
I have empathy for people around me. Does a day trip work? Does

(01:32:29):
that count as long as it's notplanned? Right? Yeah? So all
right, we got to take abreak. We'll be back. Telsa's Morning
show is coming right then, Goodmorning, It's The Big Mad Morning Show

(01:32:55):
six oh K M O D.You can also text BMMS and then what
you want to say to eight tonine four five. And the sps are
coming out, which I don't knowif anybody cares about the SPIS. I
don't really watch them. I kindof look at the highlights, you know.

(01:33:15):
So here's some of the categories theyhave. Best NFL player choices are
Christian McCaffery a of the forty nineers. That feels solid, very solid
choice. Patrick Mahomes for the Chiefs. That feels solid. You win a
Super Bowl MVP, I think youshould be in that conversation. Lamar Jackson
overall MVP. Yeah, that makessense for him to be on that list,

(01:33:36):
right, And Miles Garrett of theCleveland Browns. Okay, that's the
only one that feels the fringe.They gotta throw a doggle ball in a
He's a stud, but it feelsfringe. Best NBA player Jason Tatum of
the Celtics one hundred percent, NikolaiJukic of the Nuggets, Sga from the

(01:34:00):
Thunder okay uh, and then Lucafrom the Mavericks. I think all those
are all solid choices for that right. Best UFC fighter islamvchekev whatever, Sean
O'Malley, Alex Brera, Zangwel.Alex Burra is a stud fighter. I
could see him winning that, orIslam best Golfer, Nelly Corda, Okay,

(01:34:28):
Xander Shulife, Scottie Scheffler, ScottieScheffler, and then Leela Vou.
I don't know how Scotty Scheffler doesn'twin that as he's easily. Uh here's
a category I didn't even know existed. Best athlete with a disability. That's
awesome. Jayden Blackwell a world championsprinter, Ezra French a world champion high

(01:35:00):
jumper. Brenna Huckabee snowboarding champion.Do they have like prosthetic limbs made?
I have no idea Oxana Masters crosscountry skier and hand cyclists hand cyclists.
Oh this Brenna huckabeach, she doeshave prosthetic leg and she is giggity aw

(01:35:23):
all right? Good Best team,Best team, South Carolina Gangcocks for women's
basketball, Sure Chiefs for the NFL, Wolverines for foot NCAA football, the
Vegas Aces for the WNBA, theUniversity of Kinetic Huskies for men's basketball,
Uh Sooners for women's softball, Celticsfor the NBA Panthers, NHL Rangers for

(01:35:46):
Major League Baseball. Not because I'ma Chiefs fan, but I think the
Chiefs have a good chance of winningthat. I think the Wolverines have a
good chance for winning that. Ithink the Sooners softball team has a chance
to win that. I think theCeltics have. The Panthers are all good
ones in there. Does it saywho's hosting? I don't know. Uh.

(01:36:11):
Best comeback athlete, Simone Biles.Yeah, it's gonna be a hard
one to be. Joe Flacup,That's gonna be a hard one to be,
Page Buckers Buckers for the University ofConnecticut wins basketball team and Zion Williamson
of the Pelicans. Best Championship performanceJalen Brown for the Celtics one hundred percent,

(01:36:31):
Midge Percy for the New Jersey,New York Gotham Football Club for the
last women's championship, kayleeb Mortello BostonCollege Women's lacrosse, Okay Sure and Michigan's
Blake Quorum and Will Johnson for theCollege Football National Championship MVPs best record breaking
performance. Christian McCaffrey scores TD forrecord breaking seventeen straight one hundred percent.

(01:36:57):
Yeah. Caitlin Clark comes In's alltime scoring leader, breaking Pete Maravich's record.
Totally, It's gonna be a hardone to beat. I got so
much attention. Tara Vanderveer stand forwomen's basketball gets one and third win to
pass Coach k for most by anycoach and basketball history. And Max Verstapen
wins tenth consecutive race with victory atItalian Grand Prix. Yeah. Best break

(01:37:24):
through athlete Hayley Bryant LSU Gymnastics.I think that even though we probably the
average person doesn't know who she is, probably every male knows who she is.
She is a girl that does gymnasticsfor LSU and basically showed how much
money you can make doing in ilShe is a stud uh CJ. Stroud

(01:37:45):
of the Texans, Yeah, JujuWatkins USC Women's basketball and victor Woman Yana
of the Spurs. Best Athlete women'swomen's sports, Kaitlyn Clark, Coco Golf
Nellie Cordoa and a Wilson Best AthleteMen's Sports. Here we go. Connor
McDavid of the Edmonton Oilers, thestar of that team, Scotty Scheffler golf

(01:38:09):
good argument, Shoey Otani h forthe Dodgers, and pat Patrick Mahomes Like
those are all good choices. Yeah, for sure, I think Otani's probably
gonna Otani or Scheffler is probably gonnaget it. See I think m I
think either the hockey player or orMahomes. The problem is is, I'm

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not aware of the records that ConnorMcDavid broke, and I'm not aware of
the records Patrick Mahomes broke. They'reon record pacing. But Scotti Scheffler broke
records this year and shoey Otani continuesto break records. But also I think
that because it is fan based voting, because you can go online right now
to ESPN and vote, I meanyes' But as someone who's participating, as

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somebody who's participated in setting those up, they take that as and do count.
All right, that's your balls ofball sports from Corbin ninetyevent five K,

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results. Now here's Corbyn, Kimpiand Lindsay with this week's top list.
This week's top list is vag vocationmovies, vacation movies movies that have vacation
as a theme or a sub theme. I think qualify. So top list
of vacation movies. What do youhave at number five? Lindsay, number
five? Just go with it.Adam Sandler Jennifer Aniston movie. He is

(01:41:18):
a plastic surgeon and Jennifer Aniston ishis assistant and he falls in love with
a girl and they all plan thisvacation and she has to pretend to be
his ex wife. Okay, I'venever seen this movie. It's cute.
Nicole Kidman is also in it,and Dave Matthews is in it. He

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plays Nicole Kidman's husband they meet onvacation. It's cute. It's got a
nineteen percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Idon't mean anything to me kind of mean
something, okay. Number four TheGreat Outdoors John Candy, dan Akroyd from
the eighties and John Candy and danare I don't know if they're brothers or

(01:42:09):
brother in law's right, but danAykroyd's family comes and ruins John Candy's good
time basically horns in on their cabinvacation. Fantastic, someone with the bear
and oh it's so good. That'sgreat funny. Number three Dirty Dancing had

(01:42:30):
to make my list because it's oneof my favorite movies of all time.
Yeah. They go vacation up inthe upstate New York if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah. Yeah, and that apparentlyyou can actually go there now and
stay in the same resort the sameYeah, of course opened reopened it and
have kept it the same way.Yeah. They even have people dress up

(01:42:54):
like them. Yeah, uh huh, that's so bizarre. Yeah. Hellman's
Mountain House is the name of it. Yeah, yep. Teaching the dances
and that sounds absolutely horrible. Yeah, it doesn't sound like a good time.
Do they have the pedophiles there too? Praying on the under age girls?
Probably? Number two You have togo help this lady get an abortion

(01:43:15):
at some point, only if youtake your dad the doctor. Number two
is forgetting Sarah Marshall with Jason Siegel, Kristen Bell, Russell Brandon, Mila
Kunis. Yeah. I that movie. When I first saw it, it
was like one of those go tos. If it's on, we're watching it.
Kevin loves it too. I thoughtJason Siegele's character was Grady's the writer

(01:43:42):
and writes the Broadway play and Chrisand Bell is so adorable in it.
That was when I first like reallyfell in love with her as an actress.
Yeah. The basis of the movieis they Seth Rogan, Seth Rogan
right, Jason all Right, JasonSiegel and Kristen Bell were together. They've

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been together a long time. She'san actress, he's a musician in entertainment.
They break up. She gets withRussell Brand's character, but they would
have this vacation booked. No,he goes He goes to Hawaii to get
over her, like he books avacation on his own. Oh right,

(01:44:23):
And then she just happens to bethere with Russell Brand, her new bo
and he's like, what the hell, I can't get away from you?
And then he ends up falling inlove with me. Lookunis who works in
at the Island in Hawaii at theresort the resort, Yeah yeah, and
his room is right next to their, so he has to hear them banging.
Yeah yeah, it's pretty great.And then number one for me is

(01:44:45):
a classic weekend at Bernie's with JonathanSilverman who who knows whatever happened to him
and Andrew McCarthy where they get invitedto their boss's vacation home and when they
get there, they find their bossdead, and they don't want their good
time ruined, so they don't reportthat their boss is dead. They decide

(01:45:08):
to put them up as a propand pretend that he's still alive, and
it's it's pretty funny. He wasin the single. He was the title
character in the single Guy TV showin the two thousands he made he was
on Friends and White Collar. Surprisedhe was in Law and Order as a
body. Oh wow, I'm justsaying every actor has been actors shows up

(01:45:32):
there as a as a as abody. Was he the same guy?
That was it? Remember the showHerman's Head. I don't think he was,
no, no, no, butthat that show was fantastic. I
did. I did love Herman's I'mLooking Real Quick. I did love Herman
said that was a pretty good show. Yeah, uh no, I don't
see it. William Ragsdale was allright, so we're doing top list vacation

(01:46:00):
movies. What do he got?Number five can be? Number five was
The Great of Doors as well.I think I had one that at a
Christmas party back in the late ninetiesearly two thousand's like a DVD, and
I fell in love with it andit's just been one of my favorite movies
ever since. Number four is anotherJohn Candy movie, Summer Rental Love It.
Yes, he's an air traffic controllerguy loses a plane because it's covered

(01:46:26):
up on the screen by a flyand they're like, you gotta take a
break. Brou So They're like,well, don't you go out here to
this resort and come to find out, the resorts just like a hut on
the beach, and then everything elsejust goes to hell after that. It's
a good movie. Number three isgoing to be RV with Roberts. Okay,

(01:46:46):
he's an important business dude and heplanned on taking his family on this
you know, fancy trip to Hawaiifor vacation, but deadlines crunch and he's
like, you know what, we'regonna take an RV, We're gonna we're
gonna drive cross country whatever. Andreally it was just a ploy to get

(01:47:09):
to this you know, fancy businessmeeting so he can get his you know,
promotion or whatever. And the anticsthat go on with that. Yeah,
the broken Haros Christin Chenowith, isn'tthat as well as Jeff Daniels and
Will Arnett? Yeah, a lotof them. MARYL. Hines, Yeah,
number one and number two, Numbertwo and number one. It was

(01:47:30):
a tough one to figure out whichone I wanted to put into this order,
but I think I settled on apretty pretty good one. Number two
road trip, road trip, youknow, uh, coming of age movie.
College kids made a sex tape.But I accidentally sent that sex tape
to his long distance girlfriend, Sonow they got to go across the you

(01:47:51):
know, the country to retrieve saidsex tape before she gets it. And
it's got DJ Qualls in it.It's like that's where he bangs that fat
chick, you know or whatever.I had sex Did you Kill a Leopard?
But it wasn't the boyfriend that Winterwas actually on the sex tape,

(01:48:11):
right, well, no, itwas the boyfriend. It was the boyfriend.
No. At the end, yousee the tape had been recorded over
without his knowledge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think
it was Tom Green's character that was, you know, on the recorded overpart,
being very weird Tom Green in thatmovie, Typical Tom. I almost
put this on my list, butI didn't because it's not a vacation.

(01:48:32):
It's a trip. They've got togo get the tape. So it felt
for me not like a vacation.Number one's eero trip. You can't go
wrong there, man, I mean, come on, mischoozy miscouzy, dude,
you made out with your sister.Just he's he's an intern for a

(01:48:53):
law firm and they're like, howcan you do this? And he goes.
They just think I'm in the inthe in the basement right right files
or whatever. Yeah, and theycall him and he's like hold on.
He's like, yeah, I'm stilllooking for that file. And he's in
Europe, goes to that sex clubor whatever, and he gets the t

(01:49:13):
shirt. Yeah, and he walksa little funny afterwards. Yeah, that's
a great movie. It's a fantasticmovie. We're doing top list vacation movies,
number some of them. Listen.I took some left turns here,
and I tried really hard to nothave any National Lampoons movies on this list.
It felt like low hanging fruit.So number five Under the Tuscan Sun.

(01:49:38):
In this movie, she goes onvacation to get over her divorce to
Tuscany and loves it so much decidesto buy a house there and stay.
Okay, it's a fantastic movie interms of rom romantic movies, rom commish.
Yeah, it's a great movie.Is that Diane dyan ca eat,

(01:50:00):
Diane Lane, Diane Keaton, it'sa Diane Yeah. What Diane Keaton is
the one that's always either in blackor white? Yeah, Diane Lane.
Yeah, all right, So that'snumber five. Number four Revenge of the
Nerds too, okay, because they'reis it spring break I think, and

(01:50:24):
they go to Mexico and they stayin this he thought they found a really
great place and it was not.And it's basically Revenge of the Nerds one,
but it's there pretty great, perfectfor number four. Ner Yeah,
Oh my gosh. Number three TheFlamingo Kid with Matt Dillon. He played.

(01:50:47):
He works as a cabana boy atthis resort I think in like New
Jersey or New York, and theygo to vacation there and all the women
love him whatever, and then hehas to play gin and he beats like
the old mafioso type of guys atthe table and and it's for me.
That is a standout vacation movie.Hold on, back up the bus,

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Revenge of the Nerds, too,Nerds, and Paradise. I just want
to point out that Rotten Tomatoes gavethat a seven percent. Right. It's
a turn of the movie for sure. I didn't say it was great.
Yeah, I didn't say it wasgreat. That's when they turned Ogre into
a nerd. Yeah. Yeah,I never said these were great movies.
Ifvice, unless I say it likeUnder the Tuscan Sun great movie. I

(01:51:34):
never said Revenge. It's vacation.So that's number four, number three before
Sun's before Sunrise. With Ethan Hawk, he plays a American tourist on a
train in Europe, meets a woman, they fall in love. It creates
It's a Richard link Letter movie.This is the movie he did after Dazed

(01:51:56):
and Confused and it created a trilogywhere they redo the movie every ten years
and you see the progression of theirlife. Okay, it's a fantastic movie
series. They get the same actorsEthan Hawk and Jennifer Devi I think your
name is, and you like.The next one is them married and living
their life or getting married, andthen the third one is they're getting divorced.

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It's a really fantastic series. Butbefore Sunrise, he goes on vacation,
meets a woman, a European woman. They hit it off. So
that's number two, number one.I don't know how there isn't any other
movie on this list at number oneif you're going to exclude European vacation,

(01:52:39):
family, vacate any of those,right, and that is euro Trip.
It is a fantastic movie for myage, Gimbee's age up. Growing up,
You're like, yeah, who wouldn'twant to do that? So many
people I knew went backpacking in Europeright after high school or after college or
took trips and did that. Yeah, I never got to do it,

(01:53:00):
always wanted to, and it looksso much fun. I quit. I'm
good, I'll open my own hotel. They're in Eastern Europe and like,
uh, the dog in the streetjust a cute dog is like an arm
and it's trying to depict out eviland danger. It's so stupid talking to

(01:53:21):
a Miami ways. Look up euroTrip, lindsay see how many? How
many that is for rotten Tomatoes?Or since since you're you're ready to dog
on all of them, I'm not. Yeah, dog done my pick first.
It is bad. That is abad movie. No, it's not.
See you're in ability. They releasedon its anniversarys sucks so much they

(01:53:43):
had to now they tried to getmore money because no one wins saw it.
Euro Trip got fort on Rotten Tomatoes. That is nearly half. Yeah,
I'll take that. Yeah. Thatand Dude Wears My Car might be
my two favorite ridiculous movies, right, Bubble boy, Okay, you can't
go wrong. No, no,you can't go wrong boy, at least
I don't think you can go Yeah. So we're doing top list and some

(01:54:08):
of the ones that got text inHotel Coral Essex. I've never heard of
this movie. Wait, Dirty Dancinghas a seventy two percent rating Unrotten Tomatoes.
What does dirty Dancing? Yeah,it's a people love that movie.
Yeah, okay, you said itwas lower way lower. No, no,

(01:54:30):
no, not that one. Thejust go with it, Adam Sandler
movie or whatever. Oh, justgo with it. I'm sorry. Text
in flamming O Kid is solid.Scotty doesn't know, Sure, lots of
National Lampoons, Vacation Diehard, JohnMcClain is on Christmas vacation from Nope,
that's not what we're talking about,right, Yeah, I vacation of sorts,

(01:54:53):
best vacation movie where the miller's it'snot vacation, that's work. They're
working, right, Yeah, they'rebrick up drugs. They were faking it.
They were telling people they were onOkay, all right, city Slickers.
Sure, Yeah, that was greatmovie. Yeah, The Impossible.
I don't know that movie. WakingUp in Reno with Billy Bob Thornton and
Patrick Swayze. Okay, I don'tknow this movie. I've never heard of

(01:55:17):
it either, either one of youwho've seen it. Uh uh, I've
heard of it. Rod Tomatoes giveit eleven. Oh yeah, it looks
terrible. Yeah, Charlie's Starren's init. Though. Why you gotta say
Patrick Swayzee, I mean, justsay Charlie's Sarren. Right, that's gonna
get me more excited probably than theother ones. Oh yeah, you all
like pe Swayze, Penelope Cruz.I'm just saying those are two as a

(01:55:41):
male, those are two other onesyou would get my attention. Well,
yeah, all right, we gottatake a break. We'll be bad.
The Big Man Morning Show returns nextTulsa's Morning Show ninety Good morning, It's

(01:56:13):
The Big Man Morning Show. I'mnot one to jump on the train of
like, uh, workout trends,diet trends. I usually am not somebody
who falls for those type of things. But also there's been a lot of
name changes for things that I don'tWe kind of went over this the other

(01:56:34):
day, riz Bet, stuff likethat. I don't do well with those.
I don't know why we got tochange the name of things. That's
how I know I'm getting older.I'm like these words. But this doctor,
I guess it's a doctor who isthe author of Queen of Fiber has
now claimed that this one item canhelp your digestive issues. It's called the

(01:57:00):
fart walk, the old fart walk. Huh. I called it crop dusting.
Yeah, I've always called it cropdusty. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, And she says that ifyou go for a walk after you
eat, you will fart. Yeah. It's moving stuff around. Yeah,
I mean it's not it's not onehundred percent accurate. Okay, it's not

(01:57:24):
a guarantee you're not gonna go fora walk and automatically fart. No,
but it does shift things around,which moves air around in your belly and
pushes it down through the your intestinesand attributy hole. No, one hundred
percent, but not a guarantee.Right, Just because you take a walk
does not mean you're going too far. Why not just call it crop dusting

(01:57:44):
though, is my point why wegot to change the name, right,
because that's not classy enough. It'snot socially acceptable. I don't think fart's
classy. Yeah. Apparently during theOlympics they're going to use AI versions of
al Michaels to do recaps of thedaily Olympics. But he's not dead,

(01:58:11):
No, but they can pay hima fee for his voice and then he
doesn't have to do the work.Right, you're getting a familiar voice.
I think if you're a broadcaster,gulp, you should be worried about this
absolutely, one hundred percent. Ihave been ever since AI would become a
thing. Yeah, you should haveto approve it, the likeness of my

(01:58:33):
voice. From what I read,he did approve it. He was that
particular care. He approved his voiceright exactly, and he's surprised how accurate
it was, you know, whenthey he listened to the sample or that
they provided him or whatever. That'sjust what I read. But for sure,
as broadcasters, we should be worriedabout this, you know, because

(01:58:53):
anybody can just hire some robot andit sounds like a real person. That's
scary. That's scary for people likeus. Or on your TV news you
could have an anchor never they're nota real person. What do you care
if your TV anchor is a realperson in your town or not? You
think you care, right, don'tcare? But you but you don't care

(01:59:15):
if the national You've never met theNational news anchor, right, You've never
met the Good Morning America people,So you don't really care. So what's
it matter? If I could seethem doing that on TV news. Some
stations in town already kind of dothat. They don't use AI, but

(01:59:38):
they have somebody do most of thework from somewhere else and then they have
the talking head here. Yeah,and they could easily go, hey,
we want a morning show that appealsto dudes of a certain age, and
on Tuesdays and Thursdays be extra selecgacious, and on Fridays be extra silly,

(02:00:03):
like you could. You could finetune it right right, all using
artificial intelligence. Yeah, it justpunches you punch in what you're looking for.
Boom, there you go. Itold you about that buddy of mine
who created an app using AI.Just told her what it wanted it to
do. This is what I'm lookingfor. Puts it in AI. Here
you go, wrote the code andeverything for him. What was the what

(02:00:26):
did he get make the app do? Well? I don't know and pay
attention to that much of the story, but I was just like, wow,
that's pretty intense, dude, that'spretty intense. So yeah, if
you could do that, then youcan totally come up with TV shows,
radio program Yeah, knew any ofthat. I'm trying to think of what
app would I want that doesn't alreadyexist that I would tell AI to make

(02:00:50):
for me. Yeah, I don'teven know. Take the trash out in
the morning, right that would bethe only thing clean up the yard,
make money magically appear the there's anhouse in my neighbor they have you know
I have they have robot vacuums.Yeah, this guy's a robot lawnmower,

(02:01:13):
which is crazy. And normally Isee in the morning when I go to
work because it's got headlights on iteven, which is crazy. Wow.
Yeah, but it makes sense,like hey mo at night. The downside
that I can tell from seeing itis that it mows. It doesn't make
a pattern anything, which is alsopart of the charm. I think of
mowing your yard, So there's noreal pattern, right, It's just kind

(02:01:35):
of willy nilly. But yesterday goinghome, I noticed it was kind of
half on the house, like itgot stuck. I don't know how that
works with the blades and everything,but I'm gonna see how many days it's
stuck up on the wall. Yeah, yeah, because if you never check
it, yeah, you're just likeit just I don't know, I know,
is it mows my yard? Buttaking care of your yard would be

(02:01:58):
pretty great, ai app I guessto create I've checked into those mobots because
well, you know, laziness andall, and uh, they're not cheat.
No, no, like three grandfor one of those mobots, but
pretty freaking awesome, I think.And to think that all started with honeyshrunk
the kids. That was more ofremote control. But you know, okay,

(02:02:20):
you didn't have to sit there andpush it ran. I'd probably buy
a zero res at that price beforea zeros, A zero zero turn,
get your cope's clean. Yeah,hell yeah man, Zeros, Zeros Tulsa
dot Com. Look them up,but yeah, zero turn for sure.
If you've got the space for it, I know you do. I don't

(02:02:42):
know if I do. Yeah,well, you've got like seventeen acres.
After No, I have a smallerhouse and yard than Lindsay, but the
I have kids, with the garages, kids toys, I wouldn't have have
to buy a shack or something toput it. Yeah. Plus, I
got to be honest. I can'ttell you the number of times I feel

(02:03:03):
like so good about the money spentto have someone mow my yard. Then
on days like this week, rightright when they're out there sweating it up,
drinking from a garden hose, andto be fair, they do it
faster than I would anyway, Soand I don't have to deal with blades
or gas or oil or all right, went arising, none of that,

(02:03:25):
stuffy. They accidentally dropped the carriagein the yard, like the thing failed
and it dropped the blades and everythingright in the yard and messed up the
yard or whatever. I've got todeal with that, right, that's do
they fertilized too. I gotta usea different company for that. Or you
could just go crap in your ownlawn, right, or you could just
not. And it's fine too,because it's the way God intended the grass

(02:03:46):
to be. For me, it'sthe grubs. I don't want the little
buggy things, right, yeah,okay, all right. Started with vitamins,
ended with the yard maintenance. We'regonna take a break and we'll be
back till says Morning Show, TheBig Bad Boarding Show, The Son Continuous
Next ninety seven kmo D. Im aste good morning. It's the Big

(02:04:18):
Mad Morning Show. Nine four sixoh kmo D. Find out what everybody
learned. We'll start with Lindsay,Lindsey, what'd you learn today? I
learned Gimpy would ride bitch to seethe ocean, and he is dressed like
a bitch to have sex with one. And I also learned a fart walk
a day keeps the gi doctor away. Kim B, what'd you learn today?

(02:04:43):
I learned early this morning the Corbyn'sa sweaty pooper. I also learn
it I'm gonna be at Patriot ChryslerDodgejeeven Ram at forty six Memorial today from
three to five. Come on byand get your chance to sign up to
win a new Dodge hornet. Uh. I learned that h if somebody sneezes
and their intestines come out, Iain't saying gazoon tight. It's going to

(02:05:04):
be along the lines of the powerof Christ compels you. And I also
learned that Lindsey was spotting in bandclass, band class, and it didn't
even get the attention of the hottestguy except here. Wipe that up,
corbyin saying, make sure that dishwasheris loaded right, It's easy, stop
trapping my cycle. I'm sorry,Can I get for me? It should

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