BMMS 7-11-25

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!!! Lindsey Was on One Last Night, Things Real Men Shouldn't Do, Getting Naked And ThrowingThings, We Gave You Beer For Being Gross, Tazer Time Trivia, Willy Nilly, & Squeezing Cat Poop!!!!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Where you did?

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Allowed to play, Allowed to play, Come out to play,
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For Crystal Wos.

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The sun is rising God, Oh wake up, wake up.

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We're all here to show you how.

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Speaker 1 (02:23):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Toll free
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with us each and every day. Good morning Lindsay, Good
morning Corbyn, Good morning Gimpie. We're good balling. The Toadies

(03:09):
are gonna be at the Cane's Ballroom And I got
a pair of tickets for you that shows Wednesday, August
twenty seventh, which you're like, ah, plenty of time very
soon a little over a month and some change. It's
gonna be at the Cane's Ballroom to get available. Canes
Ballroom dot com. Boom got Taser time trivia, we'll get
to that. You've got Willy Nilly your chance go on

(03:31):
the show. You get to bring up any topic you want.
You think we missed out on something, This is your
chance to give input. And we gave away fifty pairs
of concert tickets last night at km Od's fifty for
fifty and longtime listener David of Claremore he heard the queue, Sorry,

(03:51):
well I heard the cue. Yeah yeah yeah, And he
got pulled up there and in a suspenseful finale, he
went ahead and won fifty pairs of concert tickets. Dude,
he almost started crying. Yeah, Matt listen. So he's one
of those ones that he's a longtime listener. He qualifies

(04:12):
for a lot of stuff and rarely gets up gets picked,
like because we just draw tickets. It's random. It's all random, right,
and uh. And there's a lot of people that are
like that, and they're like, oh, I never win. I
you know, do a door, I get up there and
I don't win. And it was so awesome to see
that happen because of that reason. You know, you get

(04:32):
in he tries so many times and it just doesn't
pan out for you because luck's not on your side.
And boy, lady luck scored for him last night. Yeah,
it was very cool to see him win. And the
guy who came in second, who was leading most of
the game, he came in second for see him all
a few years back. So he's like, Eh, he's a bridesmaid.

(04:55):
And I don't Maybe I'm on a limb on this,
but I felt like we saw a sight of Linz
I have not seen before. Oh yeah, what do you mean.
I don't know if you were intoxicated, which whatever, but
live your best life. But you it was the side

(05:17):
of you I have not seen. I don't think i've
seen her. So, uh, what's at a giveaway? At a giveaway? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
even outside of a giveaway. Hmm. I'm trying to pick
a right word for what we witnessed. I don't want
to say aggressive, but I feel that might be the

(05:37):
proper word she hyped up. Maybe maybe combine the two
hyper this is I'll try to reenact what I saw
so you can you didn't do anything wrong. It was
just out of character. So for those who don't go,
we do this giveaway and we pull tickets, Lindsay calls
the numbers, gets you know, says hello to the people,

(05:59):
and then we start playing in the game. And normally
she's like five seven seven zero. They come on. She's like,
how what's your name? Oh glad you're here? What do
you where do you work? What do you do? Whatever?
And then all right, go ahead, let's get started. And
then we start. Yesterday it was.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Five seven seven zero. Oh yeah, come on up, Yeah,
what's your name?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Frank crawl? Frank? Yeah, yeah, all right, go ahead, all right,
pick your pick your card. Frank Bruce Springsteen, the boss.
Really like that. You were up, you were you were
on one. There were a couple of times I just
stood there and let like, which is fine, Lindsay show,

(07:01):
which is fine. It was just never I've never seen
before not like that.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
You know, maybe.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
You you put your foot on the gas. Yeah, never
pulled it up. True statement. That's a good way to
describe it, right there. Pedal to the metal.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna give credit to the juicing.
I'm cleaned out, I'm feeling good.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Your clean juicing. She means the moscow before.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
One moscow mule is not going to do it for me. Well,
but you know what, no, what I'm really not though.
I mean, if you call medicine, it's not really you
know exactly, but juicing really isn't much of a meal.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Meal. So so you're saying you were hungry, and that's
what exactly.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
So maybe one moscow mule it was just enough.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Did you get home and we're like, I'm so tired,
so much energy? Yeah, Like, because you're just a very
usually a very neutral person, like very in the middle,
especially when you got two assholes like gimpian I and
there's not a lot of room in the arena, so whatever,

(08:25):
So it was just out of character.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, and you know, I think it was. It was
it was it's always a fun giveaway.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, that was the first time we've done that one, right,
but I.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Mean it's the same kind, you know, we do it
that way, you know, and it's it is, it's a
good time and haven d c there what the you know?
It was just it was fun.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
The energy was yeah, no, you were. You were in
your fun era La trade looks and I'd be like,
what's happening. I don't know, I don't know. I went
over to him at one point, was like, is she drunk?
Maybe He's like, I don't know, man hopefully Yeah, Dallas

(09:15):
Cowboys Cowboys old poor can she really gave him?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Then I did tell him. I said, I go, hey,
you're probably gonna get called up tonight because you're not
wearing your Dallas Cowboys hat. So I tell him his
hat that causes him to have bad luck?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Girl bear Yeah right, ladies, Yeah, that's what it was. Okay,
Hey we all had fun. Yeah, Lindsay I think had
the most. Maybe more than David who won my job. Yeah, no, no,

(09:56):
listen it ate five point fifty five. You walking into
the building. You don't need do your mantra, right. I
love my job, I love my job. I love my job. Yeah,
so congratulations to David. I saw this list of things,
and I'm not sure where you guys stand on this.

(10:18):
And there's a thing online too where it's like things
that guys do that give me the ick, and this
guy keeps track of everything and then he puts it
on his list, and so you know, one of them
is like guys who wear socks with their crocs or whatever.
And then he goes to his list and that he's
on like seven hundred and fifty three things he shouldn't do, right,
pretty funny social media page. But this list I saw

(10:41):
online is he was talking about how guys wave. There's
a certain way I'm sorry, men should wave. Okay, I'm
curious as to how men should wave besides hi, Yeah,
apparently that is not the way to do it. You
don't literally wave. You're just supposed to stick your hand

(11:02):
up and be like he specifically said, you don't use
two hands to wave. Yeah, that's a weird, but I
don't know anybody. I don't know anybody waving. It's weird
waves with both hands like Jess hands. I don't know
anybody who does that on the rag. You've never been
like hey, guys, okay, like like stop, don't run over me.

(11:24):
While you're trying to back up.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
The ball, you're flagging someone down.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah. Yeah, listen, I'm gonna start doing that from now
on me too. I love it. Well, hold on one hand.
Whatever flapping and waving, yeah, is a flame. Uh, backup
Terry the sidebar. Did you see they do a backup

(11:47):
Terry parade with Terry. No, in the town, they have
a backup Terry Fourth July parade. He motors on up
into a trailer and they parade him through the town.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's excellent. Yes, yes, good for him.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay, come on back. And uh So, I think waving
in general is just a weird thing. I don't think
you're weird if you do it. It's just there's no
other animal or human or other thing in life that
does that.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, there's sea creatures that wave. Dolphins wave.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Are you talking about at Sea World? Okay, now they don't.
That's obviously not what I'm talking about that's not a
natural thing. The only thing that I can think of
is when you get too close to like a goose
or a goose's nest, when they way raise their wings.
But that's like a protective sort of thing. Yeah, they

(12:44):
don't do the goose not us up? What's up, Norman? Right?
A defense mechanism. Don't disagree. But so waving in general
is kind of a weird thing we do. I should
go down to abbit hole about waving. But to be like, well, no,
there's a certain way you have to do it feels

(13:04):
really weird and controlling, like who cares how you do it?
So then there were some other things like you shouldn't
drink out of a straw. Men shouldn't drink out of
a straw ever, And I'm like, how are you going
to drink a milkshake?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, with a spoon, I guess only if it's a
Wendy's frosty.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
And there are certain like I kind of like drinking
a soda out of a straw. Sometimes sometimes I don't.
You can't look tough, you know, drinking out of straw,
Like I'm going to kick your ass. Listen, You're not
just because you're not drinking your diet soda through a
straw doesn't make you more manly, right, I got no

(13:46):
problem with straw. I find it very convenient. Yeah, honestly,
how about eating ice cream without a spoon? Huh? Stop
eating that ice cream for put you on a corner
and make me some money. Don't be a menace. I
believe it's where they came from.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
How else are you if you're eating it out of
a bowl? How else are you with a fork?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
I guess well, it comes on and usually on a cony.
That's what they're talking about, where you're running your tongue
all all the way around. I'll circle it up and
sometimes they open their mouth. I'll get the tip of that. Yeah.
But to Lindsay's point, then, do men never order ice
cream on a cone? No? Only in a bowl or
in a sandwich. I'm just not a cone guy, so

(14:31):
I never. But it's not because I don't want to
be singing. Yeah, I don't mind a cone. I go
to the store and get those drumsticks all the time.
You know, very rarely do I go out to like
an ice cream shop and buy ice cream or whatever.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
But you should stop buying the drumsticks. Why because that
ice cream never.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Melts so real. Yeah, and red dye's bad for you.
It's still delicious though. But we've had this conversation before.
These things. People are like, oh, I don't have read die.
Oh the ice cream doesn't eat yet. You drink soda
and alcohol and you do all these other toxic things.
Settle down anyway. I'm not a when it comes to
ice cream cones. I'm not a liquor. I'm a biter.

(15:11):
I've always have been. Okay, that's just how. I don't
know why. That's just the way I've always done it.
You know, eat this goop, you know, don't sit there
and look on it. And it's not like, you know,
somebody ever told me, hey, stop looking at that ice
cream cone. You're weirdo. I do believe that. I mean
maybe you did, Yeah, maybe I believe you. I'm also

(15:34):
a little bit of a biter, but it isn't sustainable.
At some point, I've got to use my tongue to
get some of the ice cream. Yeah, like when you
get to the bottom of it, right, and then you know,
you kind of got to tongue it out of there hollow,
you know. But even then I'll eat the cone around
it to expose that little bit of cream that's down
in there, and then bite it again. You finally the

(15:57):
cream shows up. Good stuff right there. Or you want
that fudgie backside. Oh yeah, nothing better than a good
fudgie backside. Man.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
This text says, I like using it a straw because
I don't like getting my beverage in my mustache.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Well you do about coffee? You drink coffee through a straw,
then you weirdo?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Maybe they don't like coffee.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It's possible. I mean, and I get the mustache thing
because you know it gets wet or whatever. But you
know what you do, You take the palm of your hand,
hold it on them all and wipe it on.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Right.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
There's the things, uh napkins? Yeah? Yeah, they make them bigger.
They're called paper towels. Yeah. I just love the idea
that you're like, you've got this manly like facial hair
and you're like, well, I need a straw. I can't
get this in my facial hair. Right, you hold it?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Do?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
You hold it with two fingers as you do pinky's
up by Uh? What was another one that real men
don't do? That? I was like, what oh h don't
take bubble bass. I gotta tell you, bubble baths are
pretty good with a beer. I can't tell you last
I think I was seven eight, I was a child

(17:08):
last time I had a bubble bath. And there's no
reason behind it. I think it's just once. I think
I was a child last time I took a bath.
Once showers came along, I stopped filling up that tub
and sitting in my butt suit here, settled down with
hot tubs and everything else. I know, it's so weird,
it's very iron you're contradicting yourself. Uh not you, but

(17:29):
I'm just gonna make this blanket insult. And that is
then you've never been in love, because doing a bath
with my wife is awesome. Well, there's a difference between
taking a bath with your wife, not your wife, but
you know, your first I almost swore I would hope.
So there's a difference because there's there's an element of
romance there. You're both are naked, you're fillowing each other's bodies,
but you're naked when you take a bath by yourself,

(17:52):
not all the time. If you as a guy, you know,
or hey baby, I'm gonna go take a bath, buy
my elf, light the candles, put the bomb in there
and let you know, do its thing. I've never done
that before. Maybe awesome, I don't know, put some Yanni
on or something.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
And you don't have to put Yanni on, Kenny. You
can drink your you can have your mimosa, you can
have a nice chardinay. Yeah, or you can drink your
your bourbon.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm just telling you, man like, it's like going to
the same attitude of like pedicures and manicures. They are awesome. Yeah.
I've done that once before. It was pretty groovy. It's relaxing.
I've enjoyed it. Yeah, so maybe maybe I'm missing out
on the bubble bath boat. Another one here. You men
should not go with their wives to the grocery storey

(18:46):
how you get what you want? Because well, if she's trained, right,
she's gonna get what you want. Right.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I actually don't like my husband going to the grocery
store with me because I like to go up and
down every aisle. Usually I take him times. Yeah, I do,
and it's probably not a great idea because I will
buy more than what we need and he is the
I mean, he is in and out of that store.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
He gets focused.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
He is very no, you guys are, Yes, he's very focused,
and I do appreciate that about him because he doesn't
overspend at the grocery store. However, sometimes he does overspend
because he doesn't buy generic anything when he grocery shops,
which I do. Uh So, sometimes I'm like, dude, why

(19:33):
did you get this? Why didn't you get generic in this?
We don't need. I don't need like the classiest of napkins, like,
oh well, who cares? So I do appreciate how speedy
he is when it comes to grocery shopping, but I
do like to take my time.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah. Well, the topic though, is are is he less
of a man because he accompanies?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
You don't?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I don't think so. In my world, I do ninety
eight percent of the girl shopping because that's the way
our schedule is. Sometimes it's nice to have that company
there with you, yes, that sometimes for some families that
is the only time they get alone together.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
And then this is my favorite. Real men don't wish
other men happy birthday? What oh, shut your whole wish
everybody happy birthday man, woman or child. Man, it's their
special day. You let them know today's my old lady's birthday.
Let her know it's her birthday. Happy birthday, you know,
I mean, it doesn't matter. Don't watch other men Happy birthday.

(20:35):
I'm so traumatized that I can't share emotions because my
dad whooped my ass anytime a tear rolled down my face.
That I can't even show happiness for another individual.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah, come on, man, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah right, yeah, I And then there was another one
about altering your photos to put online. If anything, I
would say, hey, you know, posting photos of yourself online?
Maybe put that in question that once we cross that threshold,
what does it matter what you do to it? I
don't know, man, Some of those filters, the ones that
smooth your skin out, it's just like that does not

(21:09):
look like you.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
I know.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
But isn't that once we've crossed the threshold a vanity
of putting it online? What's it matter what you do?
At that point, You're already putting it on there for
reasons of hey look at me. True that true to that.
But I I think, and I say this with everybody,
man and woman, right, I'm not a big fan of filters.
I want to see the real you.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
You know.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I we had somebody that worked here was huge on filters,
and I'm like, get stop that, because that's not you.
That doesn't look like you, just be you. And that's
kind of where I'm at on that take a picture's
post them online. But when it comes to filters, now,
if you want to put like bunny ears or whatever, okay, fine,
a little weird, but nonetheless I'm like, just I want

(21:54):
to see the natural you. I don't want to see
a fake, smooth, nowt version of you. You know. That's
I just think that you're not being authentic by already
posting online because there are people that post, post, post posts,
and then when you're around them in real life, they're introverted, right,
and so you're not really being that's not really you.
You're not really outspoken, you're not really out there, right, Well,

(22:16):
so you aren't. That's not you're not being yourself, right.
If you're gonna put it like that, then uh, that's
just a way that those introverts can be open, you
know what I mean, because they're so scared to be
open out in the public or whatever. The hide behind
that keyboard and then they get whatever. That's what I'm saying,
once you cross that threshold, what doesn't matter? Right, But
I'm with you like i'd rather I want to see

(22:37):
I've never been in relationships with women who wear a
ton of makeup, right, it's just not my bag. I
don't want to see the trial of Turin after you
get out of bed. It's a religious joke. Thanks people
like well next to Jesus, I have felt that way before.

(23:02):
All Right, we gotta take a break. Congratulations to David
Baker of Claremore. He won the kmo D fifty for
fifty celebrating fifty years of Miller Lite. So he's going
to fifty different shows, probably with another person because he
got fifty pair. And it's friggin ay Friday. We want
you to answer this question. Do you win a case
of COR's Light? What do you find disgusting yet oddly satisfying?

(23:23):
What do you find disgusting yet oddly satisfying? Bmms and
whatever that is to eight, two, nine, four five, take
a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
You're listening to the Big Man Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's Morning Show ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
MTI now news Quikies and on Fridays we do just
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Speaker 2 (23:56):
Wisconsin county shuts down fifteen year old boys bait stand
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Well, yeah it smelled like bait. Come on, smells like
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as we're talking about the mechanical version. Teacher drinking class,

(24:30):
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yeah it does. She's a ten. By the way, is
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Speaker 2 (24:45):
Mattel releases type one diabetes Barbie.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I got a damn Barbie for everything, don't they diabetes
Barbie beatus Barbie. I had seen it because I was curious,
is she gonna be a little hafty broad? But no,
it's same old skinny Barbie. She's just got that little
glucose monitor on her arm. I'm like, okay, okay, that's cool.
Listen if we gotta have a plastic figurine with the

(25:13):
thing to make children feel comfortable about themselves, what's the
big deal? Right?

Speaker 7 (25:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
A group of chimps in Zambia have started wearing blades
of grass in their ears and butts, and no one
knows why they're they're hiding. Do you see a chimp?
I don't see it. Jef Roadblock CEO continues his pitch

(25:42):
of Roadblocks as a dating site. It's four kids, isn't it.
I mean, I guess it's game. It could be for anyone.
He didn't say what kind of dating.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Oh god, Florida man fires flair gun at deputy, removes pants,
throws at him.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
All right, party, Yeah, doctors are using herpes to fight
untreatable cancer. So now not only do you have cancer,
you've got the herp. I mean, if you're gonna go
down swinging, does it take your mind off the cancer?
Is that how it is? Right? He's like, oh, man,

(26:24):
my arm hurts, you know, like you want to kick
you in the nuts. You won't think about your arm anymore. No,
so it's like, oh, you're too hyper focused on the
fact you got herpes now, or you know you're not
worried about the cancer anymore. I think you're not worried
about the cancer anymore because you're like, how many people
do I have to call? Right? Yeah, you don't have
to call anybody and tell her, hey, got the cancer.
You might want to get now. Miami man gave quote

(26:49):
I'm a Cuban as a reason from lasting boys. Cops say,
that is just something men do. That's a lot going
on there. Miami man gave I'm Cuban as reason for
molesting boys. That is just something men do. No, no,
as yeah, hold on, yeah, as a man. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Man strips throws deep freezer at victim, causing him to
fall into lake.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Damn, no kidding.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
How strong you gotta be?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Well, how big is the freezer? Even if it's like
a countertop one, you're still gotta lift it up and
heave it at somebody. Yeah, and you're doing a nicked.
And that's the second story you got of somebody stripping down,
niked and throwing something at somebody. Something you were unplug
Everything shifts inside. Nine percent of young Americans use booze

(27:49):
or drugs at work. Duh, it's been going on for right.
I don't think that's a new thing. There's a TV
show called mad Men.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Would we fall under that category?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Well, are you a young American? No, I'll answer for you.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
No.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Just do the lineup and go which one was the
old lady that did it? Or which one was the
old man that did it? That will answer your question.
What is up, my young fellows? Right right? Let the
nark in hear me. Let me get some of that

(28:37):
ripple any hot damn who brought them? Anybody got the
purple Passion, the gold Schlag, or anyone. I got it
from my mom and dad's liquor cabinet. Right, Jonestown Master

(28:58):
site to reopen as tourist destination.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Oh that's fun.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Where you go for vacation sports of July. Jonestown, you
know whereverybody drink kool aid. I don't know why people
have this reaction you guys are giving because we ashovitz
nine to eleven plenty of disaster sites where horrible atrocities happened.
We open up as tourist sites. For sure. Do they
sell kool aid as refreshments at that site? If they do,

(29:25):
do you buy something? Right? So, there's a TV show
on Apple. I think it's called the show and it's
Seth Rogan, Seth Rogan. Yeah uh. And he is playing
like this movie studio producer and he's now the head
of the of the studio company and they want to

(29:46):
start capitalizing on big franchises and so he's doing kool
Aid and so he but he doesn't want to do
a kool Aid movie. He wants to do like real movies. Right.
So he's like, he gets Martin score Marsese to do
a movie. Martin Scorsese wants to do a movie about Jonestown,
and he's like, I'll give you all the money you want,

(30:09):
but we've got to call it kool Aid. Brilliant, that is.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
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I mean he's got to pay his lawyer fees.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
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Right, woman with severe face rash says she hasn't taken
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Speaker 2 (30:35):
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I'm sure she's beautiful, right, Why you got a damn
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Speaker 2 (30:41):
Gross uh.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Man, accused of strangling cat, claims had it coming. I
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Speaker 2 (30:51):
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I want to remind you we're giving away beer case
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(31:26):
And what that is to? Eight two nine four five
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Speaker 3 (31:43):
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Speaker 1 (31:53):
What do you find disgusting yet oddly satisfying? A case?
Of course? Light will be yours if we get you
on the phone and Randy is on, Hey Randy, how
are you? Oh? Mi'm sorry? Thomas? How are you?

Speaker 8 (32:07):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
How are you sorry about different?

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Thomas?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
What do you find disgusting yet oddly satisfying?

Speaker 8 (32:14):
Picking my nose?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah? Do you have a special nail for it.

Speaker 8 (32:20):
No, I mean you could just watch everyone's belong it.
But yeah, if I can feel it in there, I'm
digging it out, whether I'm driving sitting at home.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
How committed do you get, Like if it's on the
cusp of the back of your nose, will you still
like like trying to move it forward so you can
get it?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (32:39):
Yeah, I'll do whatever it takes to try to get
it out of there.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Do you have one dedicated finger or do you use
multiple fingers, Like different fingers hit different.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
Spots, different fingers for different spot.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Are you a bigger roller or do you grab a tissue.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
The Usually I'm a roller, but I'll try to grab
a tissue if I can.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Do you have a flick it?

Speaker 8 (33:05):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Was the last time you ate one? Tom ew Uh?
We're just gonna go with yesterday? Uh? Which describe the
ones you like the most, that you that are that
when you get like Is it the big chunky ones?
Is it one that you can feel in the back
of your throat?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
No?

Speaker 8 (33:26):
Probably, I mean just the ones that are a lot
of not like the kind of stringy one.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I prefer the crusty ones myself. You know, and are you?
Are you somebody who's pretty aggressive or when you get it,
like you start pulling your finger out and you go
slower so you don't break the line.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
The lower so I'll break it nice, nice, I can.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Just assume, all right, Gimby, go ahead and tell him
exactly what he's gonna get. Tom. Is that maybe disgustingly satisfying,
but not near as satisfying as getting a free case occurs?
Life back to you. Hang on the line, buddy, so
Gimpie can get your info and have a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 8 (34:07):
Yes, so you guys do the same.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Uh, Gimpy, this is a question I've never asked you. Okay,
do you have a finger that you prefer? Because obviously
you when it comes to nose picking, Yeah, yeah, yeah?
Do you have because you can't I have to use
my good hand, your right hand, yes, because I don't
have an elbow and I can't get up in my
nose with my little hand. Yeah. Right, So, uh, when

(34:29):
it comes down to which finger do I prefer, usually
it's my ring finger. I really have to pick, literally
have to pick my nose to the system, right, It's
usually going to be my my it's okay, So thumb
would be the first one, which I'm going to do
that right now while we're while we're here and demonstrating.
Oh that's a good one too. Uh So it's thumb.

(34:52):
I'm a thumb one, but it's it's only certain areas exactly.
I'm not sticking my thumb up there, but I will
pry the side out to try and yeah, and then pull. Yeah.
So it'll start with the thumb. That's usually because it's
the widest. It'll clear everything out, and then the ring
finger is the one that really gets up in there.
Very rarely do I use my middle finger or my

(35:14):
index finger and my pinky so much, maybe every now
and again. So I guess it's just my ring and
thumb are the two that I use. How about you. Yeah,
I'm more of a pinky guy. Okay, we get a
longer pinkies than I do, so that makes that's true.
I just feel I can control it and get tighter crevices.
The thumb is really like a spatulate, just to get
as much coverage as possible. Yeah, So if I can

(35:35):
get it down near the bottom, then I really feel
like I can get it. Yeah, I will on occasion,
depending on what we're dealing with. The cut type of obstruction,
take a Q tip, okay, and really get it. So
what I do is I take the tissue and then
kind of twist it right, that same thing as like
a Q tip. You get in there and you really

(35:56):
just whirl it around and it gets everything out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I use a Q tip after the shower or after
I blow my nose getting out of the shower and
wiggle that around. Why after the shower, because I mean
it's I've loosened everything up. I'll blow my nose and
then whatever's left.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, makes sense, right.

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(37:00):
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to him. All right, we're giving away beer frigging a Friday.
What do you find disgusting yet oddly satisfying? What is
something you find disgusting yet oddly satisfying? Text your answer

(37:21):
to us BMMS and whatever that is to eight two,
nine four five could get you a case of beer Lindsey.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Okay. So there's a lot of things I find disgusting
and satisfying. But one thing that I actually made a
purchase of was a snake that cleans drains and you
can hook it up to a Duwault drill, and so

(37:50):
I have done that and I will clean my shower.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Draams has to be a d Walt drill.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Well, no, just a power drill. I just happen to
own a duault power drill, and the first time I
used it, it freaked me out actually because it was
so powerful and when I pulled it out like it,
it grabbed so much nasty hair out of the drain

(38:16):
and it probably wasn't all my hair because I don't
think it had ever been cleaned before, So it was nasty.
And I actually have a picture of what had been
pulled out of the drain.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, it's nasty, right, and it looks like a lot
of yours. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah, but also the previous owner had a lot of
hair too, so okay, yeah, so it couldn't I don't know,
I see it yet. And it's it's smelly when it
comes out and grow. It's just disgusting.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, but it is.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Very satisfying, and so I will clean these drains out probably.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Once a month, maybe once a month. Yeah. Yeah, and
it's then that's your hair girl.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
H Yeah. Yeah, it's not. It's usually not as bad
as this, but it is so satisfying to clean these
out now. And it's just it's it always is smelly,
which I find odd that it smells because it's soap,
you would think that.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
It's also mold outside your yeah, all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah, it's gross. It looks like you're pulling out a
rat out of your drain. You know, it's it's gross
and it's disgusting, but it is satisfying.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah, I love it. What do you find disgusting yet
oddly satisfying? A case of cores like could be yours?
B mms and what that is to eight two, nine,
four five gimpy scabs? Picking them? Mostly? Yeah, it's really nice.
It's the real satisfying part, right, because when you're picking
a scab off, say you know, you fell and scraped

(39:58):
your knee, your elbow or whatever, and and sometimes and
a lot of times they chip off in like little pieces.
The real satisfying part is getting it all in one piece.
If you can take that scab and peel it off
and keep it all in one piece, especially if it's
a big enn too. Now, I think that's the most

(40:20):
satisfying part. There's something about the slight pain that comes
with it as you're peeling it away from your skin.
There's a certain satisfying part of the blood that starts
oozing out once you peel that skin off and it
just starts dripping and rolling down whatever part of your
body that you know you pulled it off.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Of, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
And then there's the feel, the texture of a scab.
I don't know what it is about it. The taste
not so much, but I think it.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Would be more satisfying if you can pull a scab
off without it bleeding.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, that makes sense, That makes sense. I mean that
means it's time. It's time for that thing to be removed.
It's falling off on its own or whatever. But I
really like it. You're peeling it off, right, You're working
your way. I use my fingernail as one I do,
and kind of get up underneath it and kind of
work around it. Okay, all the way around the scab.

(41:18):
So you got all right, you got some left, and
now it's stuck on the center. So you just kind
of keep working at it and working at it. And
then so now you've worked your way around the scab
with your fingernail and you're pulling up on it. You're
pulling up on it, and you've released it from the
major parts of your wound. But then there's that it
just wants to hold on to that one little piece

(41:40):
of skin. It's like, I'm not letting go, no, and
you puel it up and it kind of pulls your
skin up along with it, you know, and then it
finally just think comes right off and you're like, yeah,
out for a long time. I think it was after
my motorcycle accident, as a matter of fact, because of

(42:01):
this show. It's realined me. I peel the scabs off
and I kept them in a nice little like plastic
shot glass here for the longest time, because what you
never know. You never know when you're on the show
and maybe want to put it on the wheel, eat
gimpy scabs or whatever the case of it is. So
I held on to that cup of scab for a

(42:22):
long long time, and eventually I think I knocked it
over and scab scattered everywhere, and I was just like,
all right, it's it's time to let the cup of
scab go. Yeah, I was. I was thinking, I have
a Hall of Fame one. So I'm wondering if you
have a hall of fame one. Oh yeah. I remember
hurting my knee like a teenager whatever, and it was

(42:46):
and I got it off in one whole piece, and
it was about the size of an adult thumb, okay,
And I was like, wow, that is like I remember
working it and from the sides and like not like
not committing, like being patient, nurturing it, loving it, playing
classical music for it so I could get it to
calm off my knee completely because I was like, I'm

(43:07):
in it because when they start chipping, I lose interest. Right,
You're just taking a little pieces off at the time.
And that's like I said, the most satisfying part is
trying to get it all off in one piece. And
I think probably my hall of famers would be from
my motorcycle accident. Now, it was such a huge wound
that obviously it's going to come off in pieces. If
I could have pulled that sumbitch off and one big

(43:30):
old piece, that would have been the Koudi Gras of
scabs picking you know what I mean. But I'll pull
some pretty good ones, like we're talking, you know, quarter
size if not, you know, half dollar size scabs off
of me. And I was proud of them. Yeah, yeah,
scabs are a good one. We want to know what

(43:51):
do you find disgusting yet oddly satisfying a case of course,
like could be yours if we pick your text, so
get yours to us bmms and whatever that is. To
eight to five, mine is ear wax. M My youngest
is a waxy kid, and so we go to the
E and t on three times a year for them

(44:14):
to pull wax out of her ear, and it is
such a large amount. I love it. And if my
wife takes them, I'm like, and I'm not adamant about
these things, except on this, I'm like, you got to
take a picture, and she's grossed out by it, and
I was like, then give it to our kid, Like
I want a picture. I want to see how much
wax comes out. And I'll peruse the internet every now

(44:38):
and then social media, but if you get me on
an ear wax rabbit hole, yeah, man, that's a beauty
about ear wax is because it comes in so many
different forms, right, and so many different colors. Yeah. Sometimes
it's just a light yellow. Sometimes it's like a yellowish worm.
My favorite ones are the dark orange and you get

(45:00):
that big old glob out and you're like, old, it's.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Like a clock.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Now.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
My father in law gets it really, really really bad,
and so I had to because one of my sons
gets it built up really bad, and so the doctor said,
get an elephant ear cleaner, right spray bottle basically, and
so we would use that on him for a while
and my father in law said, will you use that
on me? She said sure. So he puts in the

(45:25):
ear drops to loosen everything up, and he gets this
container underneath his ear and he's like, okay, I'm ready,
I'm ready, and I'm using this thing on him. And
I could not believe the amount of ear wax that
came out of my father in law's ears. You could
build a candle with all of the wax that came
out of his ears. And the clumps, clumps bigger than

(45:49):
my acrylic fingernails. I mean they were huge, huge, And
he was like, oh it made him dizzy because of
we had to fill up the bottle a second time
just for one ear. There was so much coming out
of his ears. And he goes every three months to

(46:10):
get it done. Now it's terrible, and the first time
I did it, I was really grossed out, but it
is super satisfying.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
You got that earwax camera, yes, I do. Can you
bring that in next week? And sure we can just
kind of dig I'm not letting you two fools put
that in my ear. I will take the hit on
this one then, because I feel like we can get
some good stuff out of there. And I'm curious as
to one how that thing works. I've seen it on TikTok.

(46:41):
I'm like, that looks amazing, you know, but what you
just don't trust her to jam something? You think she's
gonna trust the E and T. Yeah, No, I like
hearing yeah and you.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I mean you can actually use it on yourself and
you can record it on your phone. So like, if
you wanted to use it on yourself and make TikTok
video out of it, you could.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, it's getting them digital hits. Yeah, Heart radio Right,
We want to know what do you find disgusting yet
oddly satisfying? A case of cors like bmms and whatever
that is to eight two nine four five for freaking
a Friday gets your text to us, what do you
find disgusting yet oddly satisfying?

Speaker 3 (47:19):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's Morning Show ninety km od rdrude.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Vanessa is on the phone. Hey, Kanessa, how are you?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I'm great?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
How are you great? Canessa, What do you find disgusting
yet oddly satisfying.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Killing skin after somebody's been some burned?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Have you ever appeeled like big sheets? Yes?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yes, I have a cousin who burns very badly when
and when she was a kid. I would feel like
like dollar bill sized chunks off of her. Wow, super sick.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Completely, it's completely the dis but I.

Speaker 8 (48:00):
Love every second of it.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
When you peel it off, what do you do with it?

Speaker 8 (48:04):
I roll it up in a little ball and throw
it away.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
I don't sit there and play with it for a
little while.

Speaker 8 (48:08):
Huh I sometimes, but not often.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
That's awesome. All right, Well we're gonna hook you up, gimp.
You tell her exactly what she's gonna get. Corvin gets
oddly satisfying when he looks at the paper before he flushes.
Here's a case's life back to you, guys, and in
the line, so gimp can get your info and have
a fantastic weekend. Thank you, Thank you canas So, let's
see what Gimpie has in is four by four well,

(48:35):
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(49:00):
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(49:20):
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(49:44):
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for the s District of California, multiple people have been
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(50:08):
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(50:29):
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(50:53):
of Oklahoma announced that they will offer free tailgating on
North Oval, also known as Parrington Oval, this fall. During
the game, amenities like food trucks and kids activities and
led video boards and oh You mascot appearances, band performances
and more will be brought to the Oval. Fans we'll
be able to start tailgating at the Oval at seven

(51:14):
a m. On game day. Tailgating spaces and complementary tents
will be provided on a first come, first serve basis. Yeah,
it's over there by the Reynolds Art Center for those
that don't know. So it's kind of awful little bit
away from the stadium. Did they used to charge for
that sort of thing or they I just don't think
they let anybody do that, Okay. And they used to

(51:34):
be over closer to the stadium all around there When
I lived in Norman, I remember that area just being overtaken.
But if you've never been to a college football game
and the atmosphere, it's awesome. Oh, you's got a pretty
good one. Still Water's got a fantastic one. Nice, it's
t You's got a great one. It's a tailgating is

(51:55):
a good time, man, So that's cool. They're opening that
up for everybody.

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Good morning Gimbee, Well, good morning Corbin. Hey, I'll be
out at Sweet Shots tonight five to seven. That's in Jinks.
It's a little golf and place out there. I'm gonna
get you qualified, well it's pretty big. Notetheless, I'm gonna
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at it. Doing it all summer long, So make sure

(52:47):
you come out Sweet Shots and Jinks five to seven,
all right, Time to taste r time trivia. This is
where we get asked some trivia questions and then you
got answer him to avoid getting shocked. And I went
last last week, so I get to draw who goes first.
The first person going is give me a son of
a bitch, So I mean, I guess it could be
a good thing. Just get it out of the way

(53:07):
and done it over with. Now Hippee is going to
attach the taser to his There we go to his body,
and then he will be asked a series of questions
while he's getting strapped on. We want you to text
us what do you find disgusting yet oddly satisfying a
case of course, like could be yours bmms and whatever
that is to eight two nine four five bmms and

(53:29):
whatever that is to eight two nine four five looks
like weh, We'll check it and make sure we're good.
Oh yeah, that's good. Lindsay's got the first question, Oh.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Dumb, name the arcade game that stars a yellow hero
that chomps ghosts.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Pac Man. Final answer, sure, yeah, you sure? A yellow
character that chomps ghosts and he goes walk walk walk
walk walk walk and then he gets eating and he
goes where your you you you you do doo? That
would be the pac Man.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
The correct answer, missus, No, just kidding.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Pac Man, Cubert, Cubert Cubert. I was more of a
Cubert guy.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Really.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I was always a line for pac Man, and I
grew up with that was the thing, Like there was
a line to play pac Man and this pac Man.
So I would play a Hamburger time, or I would
play Cubert. Okay, I dig it. I never got into
Cubert definitely pac Man. I loved going to the Arcade though, yeah.
I As a matter of fact, uh, you know, PlayStation
gives us like three free games a month, right, PlayStation

(54:34):
Plus does, and one of them a couple of months
ago was a new version of pac Man where it's
like this real weird, three D Mario type version of
pac Man. And I get down on that when my
internet's out?

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Was Cubert a cloud?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
What was Cubert? This is like this alien dude with
like the yeah, like shoot things out of his nose? Yeah,
yeah yeah. Question two?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Question two? Name the heavyweight champion that one rumble in
the jungle?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Oh? God damn. Okay, that's the thriller in Manila? Right,
heavyweight champion? Okay, it's not Muhammad Ali? Right? Or is it?
I feel it's either going to be George Foreman or
Muhammad Ali. I don't think it's Tyson. I'm going out
on a lamb and I'm going to say George Foreman.

(55:31):
Final answer, Name.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
The heavyweight champion that one rumble in the jungle? You
said George Foreman?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Hm.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
The correct answer ils Muhammad Ali.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
God damn. A second guest myself, Ain't that something I
feel like when it comes to a heavyweight boxing question,
the safe answer is always Muhammad Als. I wasn't sure
if he was a owl son of a bitch. I
wasn't sure if if, if, if Muhammad Ali was a
heavyweight or not, because he just seems so small compared
to George Foreman, compared to the tiny Yeah you think

(56:13):
you're doing next to holy Field? Okay, maybe sure, but
I mean I was thinking, you know, bulkwise, yeah, you know,
was an anomaly. Okay, because he was so right? Okay, okay,
you learned something new every day.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Question three, what is the largest member of the dolphin family?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Oh? Hell? What the hell? Kind of stupid ask?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Question?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Is that? Probably the largest member of the dolphin family? Kids? Uh,
I guess Orca's Orca? And Orca I mean also known

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as a killer will. But they're not really whales. They're
more dolphin like than if you think of like your
traditional humpback blue sperm, you know, whales like that. A
dolphin was a dolphin. I didn't know he had sisters

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are real and there's a big one out there. Huh
oh big Bertha. I don't know. I'm gonna say Orca.
Final answer, what is the.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Largest member of the dolphin family. You say Orca. The
correct answer ils.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Orca shamoo.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
It had to have been your question.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
I would have not even known. Yeah, I would have
said George the Mildred like I don't even know, right,
I don't even know who that would be. I didn't
even know there was a dolphin fan like that's rachnoids.
I didn't know dolphin was a group. I didn't know either.
I thought dolphins or dolphins or dolphins. Now I don't
know if there's Lindsay's going next, if there's like a

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difference between a dolphin and a porpoise, or is that
just a name difference sort of thing, you know, but
ef either way, dude, Yeah, you killed it too. You know,
getting shocked once out of two times is not bad.
Chase of time trivia, we're also giving away beer. So
while Lindsay's getting ready for that, what do you find
disgusting yet oddly satisfying? Text your answer to us BMMS

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and what that is to eight two, nine four five
case of cors light is in jeopardy for you? All right,
here we go. Question one for Lindsay. Guess which Woodland
Wanderer starred in Disney's classic Tale of Growing Up in
the Wild. Guess which Woodland wanderer starred in Disney's classic
Tale of Growing Up in the Wild.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
A Woodland wanderer, I would the first thought would be
Bamby growing up in the wild. First thought Bambi the deer, Bambi.
Final answer.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Guess which Woodland wanderer starred in Disney's classic Tale of
Growing Up in the Wild. You say Bambi. Yeah, correct
answer is deer. Technically Bambi is a deer. Technically the
paper says the paper says deer on it. So yeah,
you're getting I said Bambi the deer. You said deer,

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Bambi final answer, and your final answer was Bambi. He
said Bamby. Final answer. Guess which Woodland? And guess which
Woodland wanderer. It's not asking the name of the movie
or the character. Guess which Woodland wanderers starred in Disney's
classic Tale of Growing Up in the Wild. You said Bambi.
That's a trick question. I even I agree, I even

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said Bambi. Final answer, no to no objection for it.
Did we get shocked? Oh? Yeah, we got her? Question two,
where did bone Thugs in Harmony want to Rendezvous in
nineteen ninety six with their Soulful track. Oh my god,
this is a fantastic question. Are you a big Bone Thugs?

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How old were you in nineteen ninety six?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
I wouldn't say I'm a huge fourteen thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Where did bone Thugs in Harmony went to Rendezvous in
nineteen ninety six with their Soulful track?

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
I mean, which one is soulful?

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
This is an easy one, so ey, so easy. The
disparity between these two questions is we want all I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Can think of it? Wake up, It's it's the first
at the month, so grab it checks. Come on, it's
first of the month.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Where did bone Thugs in Harmony went to Rendezvous in
nineteen ninety six with their soulful Crossroads?

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Meet me at the crossroads? Final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
At the cross Just so we're clear, what is your
final answer? Because you said a bunch of words and
then finally.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
That's crossroads final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Where did Bone Thugs in Harmony went to Rendezvous in
nineteen ninety six with their Soulful track? You said, meet
me at the crossroads? Final answer? She said, crossroads final answer.
I'm just trying to clarify, I got it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
The correct answer is Crossroads. Well, we would have given
it to you anyways, trying to play by the rules
we played with the first time, apparently. Question three, Which
twistable puzzle toy released in nineteen ninety Let me phrase that,
Which twistable puzzle toy released in nineteen seventy seven became

(01:01:57):
a worldwide craze. Which twistable puzzle toy released in nineteen
seventy seven became a worldwide craze?

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Okay, so my first thought is a Rubik's Cube. I
mean it twists, but I also think that there is
a like a more of a twistable toy. I don't
know what that is called, but it was more of
a more of a stick and it went in different directions.

(01:02:30):
And I want to say one of my kids had
one until our old dog broke it and bit it
and chewed it up and pooped it out, and it
had different colors on it. But a Rubik's Cube to
me makes more sense. But I feel like a Rubik's
Cube is older. You said nineteen seventy something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Which twistable puzzle toy released in nineteen seventy seven? Became
a worldwide craze.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
I feel like a Rubik's Cube is older than the seventies,
but it's the only thing I go. It is definitely
a it was a crazy I feel like it still is.
I'm gonna say Rubik's Cube.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Final answer, which twistable puzzle toy released in nineteen seventy
seven became a worldwide craze. You said Rubik's Cube, The
correct answer is Rubik's Cube. God, You're right. Who Yeah,
I know there were other ones. We had, like an
orb one that was kind of a circle that you
could spin, but it was not people. I mean, it

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was not a worldwide craze. And then we had a
snake one that you had to twist around that way,
but it wasn't a worldwide CRAZEO Cube to this day
is still a world white craze. All those are just
knockoffs from the Rubi's Cube. I have never solved one
me either, ever in my life. They say it is possible,
there is a formula to do it in like thirteen moves, right,

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that it works. Every time I've seen those smart kids
on the youtubes doing it, I just just I'm not
one of them smart kids. Again. There's like a competition
where their hands are on a timer and when their
hands come off the table, the timer starts and they
get it done in like zero point eighte, like some
wild number. You're like, what, damn rain man?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I think the world record is under ten seconds?

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Under ten seconds? Okay? Okay, I mean it took me
ten days and I finally gave up on it. You
peel the stickers off and then you put them on. Yeah, okay.
The world record for solving a three by three Rubik's cube,
which I guess there's different sizes. Of course, there is
uh three point zero five seconds. Gang, Wow, damn set

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in April of this year by jan NYE Gang or
jan Nijing. Man looks to be about twenty. Oh, I'm sorry,
he's seven. You went from almost old enough to buy
a beer. They're like, I'm in kindergarten. I had to click.

(01:04:59):
I had to click because it it shows like an
old man. Does he have a mustache. It's like, oh okay,
And then I clicked. That showed that this kid who's
smiling like hey, I'm gonna hate my parents for making
me do this, and the old man.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
He was the one who had the record before probably
now he's but her.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Yeah, let's just make up stuffy old all right, we
got to take a break. We come back. It'll be
my turn. What do you find disgusting yet oddly satisfying
A case of course like could be yours? Bmms and
whatever that is to eight two nine four five. We're
gonna give away beer when we come back.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
More of the Big Man Morning Show is net Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
We want to know what do you find disgusting yet
oddly satisfying? Case scores like could be yours. Let's go
to the phones, and Tyler is waiting, Hey, Tyler, how
are you good? Tyler? What is something you find discussed?
What do you find disgusting yet oddly satisfying?

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
Nasty stuff underneath your tone?

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Now and you like digging? You like digging it out? Yeah,
the smell of it, there's that left turn and how
do you dig it out?

Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
Fingernute clippers, the little pile.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yeah. I use a knife myself, a toe knife. A
toe knife. Yeah, what's not like specifically made for toes,
but you know it's a knife that you used to
dig in your toes with. It's a toe knife. Yeah.
You ever see always Sonny uh, Danny de Vita's character
as toe knife that he uses for that specific reason.
But it's a natural knife switch.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
What the hell is wrong with this? Dude? He smells it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Well, he's not Why would passing judgment my nose?

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
Just the smell of it when it comes off from
underneath your tone?

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
What's usually the consistency or the texture of it? Is
it like sand or is it more of a gummy gummy?
More gummy? Like you could smear it between your fingers.
I guess if you wanted to ever roll it up
in a ball and throw it at somebody, I's not

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done that. Yeah, what's the most you've ever collected from
underneath your toes? Not a lot?

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
Like guise of a baby yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Like a key bump? Like what are we talking.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Of?

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Ab or sol Okay, okay, still a good shot. That's
a good that's a good amount of crusty.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Now I have to know what does it smell like?

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
I can't put a finger on the smell of it.
It just it smells weird.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
But it doesn't bother me at all, dude, quite Just so,
this is an important question. When you smell it, do
you go like and go huh. Or is it like
more of an eye roll back an enjoyment.

Speaker 8 (01:08:06):
It's not an eye roll.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Back, No, like Mom's chocolate chip cookies. It's not. It's
not that. It's more of just informative. Yeah, okay, yeah,
it's kind of like with farts, right, Like almost everybody,
at least guys I know, will be like, yeah, okay,
they like their own brand. Yeah you're not like, yeah,

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not like you would with gasoline. The people that love
sniffing gasoline love the smell. You're right. Not many people
go out and just sniff parts. I'm sure there's some, right,
It's an informative sniff, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Now,
final question, do you wash your feet? Yeah, and still

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get the krusties underneath? Huh? Are you usually out hunting
rabbits or something? Is that why you get something?

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Have you found its? Right? Brod?

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
How often do you cut your toenails?

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
I feel it's necessary.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
It's a good answer, that's what we did. Logical practical answer.
I ain't hating it, right on, listen, I appreciate you
sharing me telling him exactly what he's gonna get. It's
totally disgusting. But I love fer Cage Clean now day,
just for the smells and a case of girls light Mack.
You I don't know about I can't, you know, speak

(01:09:36):
for everybody, but and I'm sure maybe Tyler would agree
with me. But sometimes when you get in there and
you're trying to get some of that stuff out from
under your tone, and you get like a little stubborn
piece kind of like plaque on your teeth when they're
cleaning your teeth, and you got to really get in
there and you gotta geal it to get it out.

Speaker 8 (01:09:55):
I agree, Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
And hang on the line so Gimpie can get you
your info. You've never dug in your toenails, your toasty
Oh yeah, sorry past here. I used to know a
kid when I was in the eighth grade. He chew
on his toenails. He get that old foot just right
up there, sitting there watching TV cartoons or whatever on

(01:10:20):
the floor and just gnawing on it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Yeah, Chewing fingernails and toenails is so nasty. I'm very
much like, let my kids be who they want. But
if they start chewing their toenails like our feet, our fingernails, man,
I will put acetate on it. I'll put something on it.
I don't care. I do not do that. That is
a hard habit to break, and you're you start. I'm

(01:10:46):
never forgetting. One of my friends in high school he
did it and it got to where he had almost
no nails. Oh wow, just really bit of down. Yeah,
and it would be like he get fungus and stuff
on it, like like you would with athletes foot because
he was confidently chewing on them, right, Stantley, so gross? Right,
And if you're stuck in that situation, I'm sorry, I'm
not judging you. I'm just saying that, like, it's grow gross.

(01:11:09):
I wonder if there's any middle aged people that's still
on their toenails.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
I'm sure people chew on their fingernails. Like you said,
it's a bad habit to break. But like that kid
in middle school who was chewing on his toenails right
there in front of me, I wonder if he grew
up to be an adult toenail chewer. Okay, we all
know you adore your girlfriend. Absolutely. We think she's awesome. Yes,
she is a fantastic woman. Happy birthday, by the way,
today's birthday. Birthday. Yes, so Scarlet's oh birthday, she was

(01:11:41):
a good person. Yeah yeah, well happy birthday, Scarlet. Yeah yeah, no,
she's like forty one, yes, so my girl. Yeah yeah.
So hypothetically, uh huh, you fight like she because you
guys are about a year into this and so some
things are starting to loosen up. But she starts. You

(01:12:04):
walk into the bedroom and she's She's just like, I'll
go but it's her toenails. Yeah, listen, here's the deal, man,
this not hear me. You got to power through it.
I'm powering through man, one hundred percent. Except her for
her flaw. Everybody's got something right. I'm sure I do

(01:12:26):
something that's weird and disgusting that she powers through, and
if not, she'll figure it out eventually. So if she
wants to be a toenail chomper, oh that is fantastic.
Chomp your toenails all day long. But you better brush
them some bitches before you come kissing on me. Why
you put you you'll suck on her feet? Yeah, I
guess you're right, But I mean the difference if she

(01:12:47):
puts them in her mouth or yours, Well, I think
because there's more grime under the toenail as opposed to
just on the toe itself. Yeah, but you're not doing
just the top. You're putting that whole big piggy in
your mouth. That's it though, And I'm not I'm not
running my tongue up underneath. You're still get theil. Yeah,
here's a question, and i'll because I'm gonna have to

(01:13:09):
ask my wife. Yea, what's the disgusting thing your partner
does that you power through? My wife? Her hair is
everywhere and that I'm not saying a dashboard confessional song,
like her hair is everywhere, right, all the time. Get
in the shower and I'll just clean She'll just leave it.
But I got to clean the drain out because I

(01:13:31):
just can't stand seeing it. And there's always like clumps
by her shampoo. And I'm not talking a little bit.
I'm talking concerning amounts right, right, right. We've had conversations
of hey, that's a lot of hair to lose do
you have? Are you going through treatment? Right? Right? To
be honest with you, I can't. I haven't really discovered

(01:13:52):
anything yet. I'll go with you on the hair thing
because I will find her hair. Now. She's not one
of those ones where you take a shot hour and
then sticks it to the wall, that big old clump
of hair that sticks to the wall and may stay
there for a week or so. She's ne's mind that
she's not like that. She organizes it, but then that
just stays there. But she doesn't rolla She just piles

(01:14:14):
it up for like a long time, not like, hey,
I'll take it with me. I have found hair obviously
on the bathroom counter when she'd be brushing her hair. Sure,
random hairs in the bed. Now, keep in mind, you
know she's with me one week and then off one week, right,
so there'll be those weeks that like, I'll be waking

(01:14:37):
up in bed and you may have to dump me
on this one. But I have I know what you're
gonna say, I have wrapped around. Yeah, okay, that's good enough. Yeah,
that's yeah, that's about it. I never see her pick
her nose. I never see her We've been together, oh
well over a year, still han't farted in front of

(01:14:58):
each other. Knowingly, that's awesome when we sleep obviously, people, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Really that is awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Why is that awesome?

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
So a front of my mom's once told me like that,
her and well, her parents, they they were married for
before they passed away. They were married for almost seventy years,
and they said that the secret to their marriage was
they never farted in front of each other and they
never used the bathroom in front of one another. That
was their their secret to the romance in their marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Well, he's probably gonna kill me over this, but I
just remembered when we were on vacation. Right just got
back from vacation last week. I went into the bathroom
to go take a shower after she'd been in there
for a minute, and I could tell I puked. It
made me. It was so good on her.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Sounds like she's healthy. She's a season an amazing gal
with a good healthy track. As far as the not
farting in front of and all that, that's silly. That
was for them. Yeah, it all comes fro. Yeah, because
I think there's something true and honest and authentic about
doing it in front of each other.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
We do.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
We have talked before about doing the old fart transplant,
like on that movie. You know what I'm talking about.
I do not. I've been holding that one in just
for a year. It's like a fart transplant. Was that
Gallifanakis or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, we have talked about that,
just to see scientifically if it can be done. Yeah. Okay,

(01:16:30):
are you disgusted when your husband farts?

Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Is it a grosser around?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Sometimes because it smells so bad it's a fart. I
mean sometimes it smells like something crawled inside him and died.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Yeah, it's something did right, Yeah, bacteria. So here's a question.
Do you think women over romanticize the idea of not
farting in front of them? Like I want this perfect
thing and I want him to be like you, like
you think the white Knight on the horse never farted? No, no,

(01:17:05):
But it's all.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
About could you just sometimes it's like could you at
least leave the room?

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
So it's not it's not convenient for you, right, So
do you fart?

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
In front of him? All about it yesterday? So is
it not? So so you don't have to follow those rules?

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
No, no, I And the only reason why I do
is because he'll do it in front of me. But
if so, it's fitful. Yeah. If it would have never started.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Fite farting, that's hilarious. So if you would have never
done it, you wouldn't you wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Share him at him right exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Huh. Kevin unknowingly is just taking shots. He's just thinking
he's being a human and he's found the person he
can be who he needs to be. And Lindsay's over
there like you son of a bitch. All right, we
got to take a break. Well, we're giving away beer
for freaking a Friday. We've been doing it all day long.
We've been asking what do you find disgusting yet oddly satisfying?

(01:17:58):
Brady is on, Hey, Brady, how are you good? There
you go, Brady, what is something you find discussing yet
oddly satisfying?

Speaker 7 (01:18:08):
Popping pimples?

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Popping pimples? Your own are others?

Speaker 8 (01:18:13):
Uh No, I kind of like to do my own,
but uh yeah, I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
I'm not a big other pimple puffer.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Okay, what's the biggest one you've ever popped?

Speaker 7 (01:18:26):
I don't think it was the actual temple. I think
I had this like this thing on my neck. I
used to be a welder and I used to get
burnt and sweat all the time, and uh, I got
this big thing on my neck and I popped it
and it was like about the size of the time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
That's a big bitch.

Speaker 7 (01:18:43):
Oh I heard too.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
I bet it did. I bet it did? Did it smell?

Speaker 7 (01:18:49):
I didn't go that far.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Oh yeah, you're a guy.

Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
Yeah No, I'm all about the visual, Bob. I'm not
about you know, smelling.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Right right, you're missing out, much to her chagrin. Right on, man,
here's tempty to tell you exactly what you're gonna get
if you have a weeping sister or a giant pimple
that needs a popping. Lend laser gal enjoy this case
of kers line. Aa you guys, you the man Brady,
thanks for chatting with us. Hang on the line so

(01:19:21):
we can make sure he has your info. Have a
great weekend too, By the way, you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Will then Jimbi is not lying. I will pop some
pimples and it is satisfying. And I will watch the
the the Pimple Popper video, Yes, but I love that show.
Even more satisfying is the derm Doctor because he's got
he's on TikTok and YouTube and stuff, but he will watch.

(01:19:46):
People will send him their own videos and he'll rate
them like a zero out of ten. And if you
don't wear gloves or stuff, he takes away points. But
it's just ordinary people popping their zits or whatever. But
I had one. I showed GIMPI one on my back
that I had for like three or four years. It
just comes up unexpectedly, and like for the past four years,

(01:20:10):
Kevin will get at it for me because I can't
reach it, and he'll he'll pop it for me, and
then a few months later it'll come back. And about oh,
I'd say about a month ago, I was sitting in
church and I leaned back in my chair and I
felt it like, oh, I had to lean up because
I thought, oh my gosh, if I lean back any further,

(01:20:31):
it's gonna burst and it's gonna be disgusting. And we
went home and I said, Kevin, you you gotta get
this for me, and he's like, all right, I'll operate.
That's what he calls. I'll operate on it for you.
And he squeezed it just one little pinch, and that
thing shot across the room and went by his face

(01:20:51):
and hit the wall behind him. That it was so gross.
So then I called the lady that waxes me and
because she's an esthetician as well, and she says, oh,
so he drained it. He drained it really well. But
she dug in there and she pulled a hair out
of that. There was an ingrown hair inside of it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Okay, yes, and to estheticians deal with that, yeah yeah,
oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
And she pulled out a hair. She goes, that's why
it kept coming back. So and I haven't had to
deal with it since.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Congratulations, Thank you. Gimbi. Are you a pimple popper or
you pop pimples on people? I don't mind not. I mean, okay,
I'll draw a line, like if my lady's like, hey,
get this thing off my back, I'm like, all right, cool,
I'll pop my own. Maybe you know my child, my
brother h I love him to death. But I don't know, man,

(01:21:51):
you random stranger, I don't I don't know. I'd have
to sit down and think about that. If it was
in person, right, or somebody outside of my family, I
don't know if I could do it. I'm sure I could,
but like, uh, it doesn't gross me out. It's just
the fact, you know, that's somebody else's bodily fluids shooting out,

(01:22:14):
you know what I mean? Right? So, but I do.
I'm with Lindsay and a lot of people that like
I love those pimple popping videos. The TV show with
Sandra Lee's her name. Yeah, yeah, I love that show
and I love watching the videos, and I don't mind
popping my own. But if it was somebody else, if
a hobo came up, it was like, can you get

(01:22:35):
this my back? Who I come out? Come out?

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
We've been asking people what do you find disgusting yet
oddly satisfying, And people had been texting in saying, hey,
pimple popping. That came up a lot. Actually I'm not
somebody who's into that. I'm not somebody I don't like.
Even if I get one, I just leave it alone.
I'll put a compress on it. If my wife asked me, okay, yes,

(01:22:58):
I married you, so I will do this because I'm
not going to let someone else do it. So your
friend at work, right, so Todd Todd the male boy
and my children asked, of course, so it doesn't bother me.
Let's do a couple others. Pick lint out of your

(01:23:19):
belly button. That's another one that got text in. Do
you do that, lindsay No, I don't get a lot
of belly button lent to do, so yeah, I do.
Depends on the shirt, but I will absolutely do that.
I also when I'm drying off after a shower, I
will put the towel in there to make sure it's clean.
It's not like I've got a big problem with it.

(01:23:39):
So when you pull your lin out of your belly button,
do you smell it afterwards?

Speaker 7 (01:23:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
No, no, But I will try to put it in
a ball just so I can get it in the
trash can really easily. It makes sense for aiming reasons, Uh,
smell the gunk, the carry a good bow movement. Yeah,
I cleaned that up. A good bow movement. Okay, yeah,
I guess. I mean, if it's yours, it's okay, but

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somebody else isn't as much. I kind of put this
in the same category as farting. So like when your
tummy's kind of upset and you have a good release
of gas, you're like, oh, that feels so much better
that type of feeling. If I can get it, yes, yes,
but not not one just because it's you know, my
nine am move right. I don't find that to be

(01:24:29):
very relaxing. Popping black heads and pimples, peeling skin after
a sunburn, botfly removal, Ah God, I remember that video. Yeah,
no thanks, pulling out ingrown hairs, smelling my clipped toenails

(01:24:52):
so bizarre.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
That is so bizarre.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
I'm not gonna sit here and say I've never done it.
But it's not like in my regimen of things. Right,
you don't clip them and then pile them up in
your hand and no, no, no, no no no. It's
all I can do to keep track of them, right, yeah, shooting, yeah, tone,
It's like I dropped a bunch of forks on the
ground feeling to.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
You got to read this one. I have a twenty
year old cat that has decided she doesn't use the
litter box anymore, so she poops and peas on a
pad right in front of the litter box. When I
pick it up, I like to squish it inside the fold.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
It's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
I can't believe I'm admitting this.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
What kind of psychopath are you? Man or woman? What?

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
First of all, let's just talk about how you're a gambler.
What do you mean because that stuff isn't built for durability,
the pads or the pads? Yeah, what are you? You
just taking chances? You reckless human being? Maybe they were
into thirl seeking like to go to the bungee. You're
an extremist, extreme right extreme boop squeeze, Yeah, that's wild.

(01:26:12):
And then also, yeah, it's a cat, dude. Cats are
don't They don't follow the rules. The cat has you
trained to allowed to go to the bathroom indoors and
then decided I don't like that, right, It didn't ask
you to put a pad down. You tried to mitigate

(01:26:34):
the problem, and the cat's just like, I ain't gotta
get in that box no more. That cat's laughing at you, right.
That cat is like telling their friends in the alley.
He's like, So I told my owner. I was like,
I'm not even gonna do it in the box anymore.
And he tried to put a pad down and I
was against it. I decided I was going to go
to somewhere else and do it, like on his bed

(01:26:56):
or his pillow. But then then he rolled it up
and tried to do his best street fighter impression. Who
could there? It is? Do you tell are you married? Sir?

(01:27:16):
All right? I am some assuming it's a sortain. Are
you married? Sir? Do you tell women you do this
that cat owns you? That cat has your balls? That's terrible,
terribly funny. Take a break, we'll be back.

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