BMMS 7-15-25

All American rejects Did A Popup Show Last Night, Don't Bring A BB Gun When Looking For A Job, Walmart Sells Sex Toys, Keep Out Of Reach Of Children, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & Old Pics Of Millionaires Are Hilarious!!!

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Speaker 2 (03:03):
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Speaker 1 (03:05):
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listener emails today and we've got to tell the truth.

(03:28):
Your chance to get to know the show better. Ask
any question you want to do that at nine, you'll
have a couple of ways to get questions to us. Uh,
there's some cool music things that are happening. Oh no,
well me, there's one cool music thing and one hilarious
music thing. So cool thing is the All American rejects

(03:51):
who are an Oklahoma artist played a surprise secret show
last night. Dude. That took up every bit of my
TikTok yesterday, like every time about where it's gonna be. Yeah,
and even All American rejects they pulled they pulled up
on my FYP post and whatever. If you want to
take his dead at and I'm looking at the background
trying to figure out where are you at? Where are

(04:13):
you do I recognize that spot Kane's Ballroom? No, that's
not it. Yeah, it was. It was fun trying to
figure out. I never did figure they played like this
abandoned warehouse off Charles Page. That's pretty cool, yes, and
the videos this morning are awesome. Yeah, Zach Bryan was there. Yeah,
I saw that. That was pretty cool. And the crowd

(04:35):
just chilling with everybody else. At least that's the video
I saw. Yeah, Way, he's that guy. Yeah, he's like
ah yeah, Danny Boy went on. They did House of Pain. Yeah,
I've seen one comments like do my eyes deceive me?
Or is that Fred? I was like, what, First of all,
Danny Boy's super tall, right and Durst is not tall right,

(05:00):
and they're doing DIRP jump around, Not that you know
Fred Durst wouldn't do jump around, But I mean, if
you're gonna be there and do a candy you you're
gonna do one of your own songs. I would figure,
like faith or something like that. I knew instantly, and
I get where they're coming from. You know, guy Graybeard
did it do whatever. But you're right, one super tall,

(05:21):
the other one not so much. Jump around did come
out in ninety two. Yeah, and it's possible that the
person there is no way. I mean, I was in
high school and I was just out of high school
I think, just no. I graduated in ninety three, so
I was in my senior year and so this person

(05:42):
probably was five. Maybe if if five, that means they
would be like for anyway, and there is a fred
Durst connection House of Pain. Yeah. DJ Letho played in
uh Biscuit Okay, he Wickedy Wickedied, So anyway, it was

(06:02):
one of those things I was thinking this morning. If
I didn't have adult admin to do, that's something I
would I would come out of the house for I
would have done it. I tried. You know, they're like,
sign up for tickets. So I'm like boom, and they're like,
all right, we'll notify they did tickets. Yeah, show up.
Yeah it was they were free tickets, but you had
to register for said freak tickets. And I hit the link.

(06:25):
Because that stuff doesn't happen all the time. That's a
unique by the way, So they're doing these like backyard
living room shows. The rejects are all over America and here,
but they are a little more rough. This looked fine.
It looked like they were shooting a video. Yeah, the
audio sounded ridiculously good. It was really well put together,

(06:45):
I feel anyway, just from what I'd seen and heard. Yeah,
and Tyson was on He's a good front man when
he wants to be, and he was on point. Yeah.
I would have loved to have gone to that, you know.
And I was it was like nine o'clock or jive,
and I was like, I would have probably suffered, stayed, rallied. Yeah,
and they come and tire, you know, just because, like

(07:08):
I said, something like that doesn't happen all the time.
But I didn't get it. Yeah, we had cheer camp.
I had some things I had to I had adult
I had meant to do. Yeah, you got things many
howe up stuff. Yeah, all American reject secret show at
fifty or cheer camp. Cheer camp. I can't get to
bed to like nine thirty one's Yeah, I'm suffering today.

(07:31):
Extra coffee for you. You need some express The other
thing that's kind of in the music world. But most
people aren't gonna know who this person is is Azaleah
Banks was in the news yesterday because she posted so
I'll tell you all about her because most people aren't
gonna know who she is. She's like a trap music

(07:52):
underground kind of girl. If you're in the club scene.
She's massive in the club scene. Uh, most people probably
wouldn't know who she had. She had a hit in
like twenty eleven. Uh. But she's known for her beefs,
like she's known to go all in on some people
like Russell Crowe. Oh yeah, uh. He accused him of

(08:21):
physically assaulting her at a party that was hosted by Rizza,
which you're like, I don't know why ah? Why ah?
Hanging out that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I mean hanging out with Riza, and I don't why
would he be there though?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, But nonetheless it got messy and legal, right, and
it's hard to confirm Iggy Azalea is our best one.
She says. Iggy Azalea profits off black culture, doing the
parody of a black girl but not but staying silent
on black issues. And you're like, damn, okay, maybe that's true.

(09:00):
I have no idea. I can't have an opinion on that.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
He is, isn't she Australian no idea that's not black though, right.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Uh, but she goes all in and it's not like
Ezia is crazy successful.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
No, so why pick on her?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah? Uh? Elon Musk and Grimes. He claimed she was
stuck in Elon's house waiting for Grimes to finish a track,
while Musk, allegedly tweeting under the influence, calls him a
trash ass beta male and turned it into a meme saga.

(09:37):
It even flipped into the spled into the SEC filings
after she accused him of market manipulation and calls him
a like a ketamine attict. Wow, which we've heard that
more than once.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Nicki Minaj, Cardi B Beyonce goes after says Baysdales seals
ideas from underground artists and uh but what anyway, I'm
just trying to point show. I'm setting up for what
she did. What happened yesterday. So yesterday she comes out

(10:10):
by saying that Connor McGregor sent her unsolicited D pics.
Now that should be enough for you to go weird. Yeah, right,
it doesn't feel out of bounds with him, No, it
feels like something he'd do for those in her own.
Connor McGregor a multi millionaire. He literally shouldn't be deeming anybody. No,

(10:35):
he can have anybody he wants. Yeah, he's got. I
don't think he's married.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh are they not?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
They're married, have children together?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, I don't think they're married. And she's a beautiful
woman already. But he is known for being very flashy,
very loud, very bombastic. Uh, and he also can hurt people.
He was on trial for rape, if I'm not mistaken,
definitely a sexual assault. He had a birthday yesterday. Yes, all,

(11:07):
that's all culminates to that. Oh yeah, and says that
not so anyway, she drops the picture and he's lifting
weights with his penis good for him? I mean I don't.
I didn't. I a full disclosure. I have not seen

(11:29):
the picture. I didn't dig real deep for it. But
apparently it had a weight tied to it. Now, I
think you've heard me say on the show before. Guys
hear me out. Women don't want d pics. And if
you're one of those rare women that do, that's fine.
That doesn't make it a blanket statement. I don't know

(11:50):
any woman who wants to see your thumb in a bush,
not even your spouse. They may act like it, right,
but women are good at playing the part. That's why
they can fake an orgasm and you'd believe them. Man,

(12:10):
I gave it to her, right, Yeah, you did text
you would not stop whooping all that last night. Woo whoop. Meanwhile,
she's over there telling her friends you ain't never done
it for it nonetheless, So your wife telling you she
wants to see a D pic does not mean that
to be true. I think women in general, like, how

(12:31):
many women have said send me a D pic? If
they did, I would argue there with their friends. Right. Nonetheless, Yeah,
I can't think of a time. Let's just say I've
got that part wrong. I feel confident with this part.
They definitely don't want to see any type of weightlifting

(12:52):
equipment attached to it. Maybe he's trying to stretch it out.
Maybe he's training to be able to pull a bus
full of tourists with his wayner. You've seen those. Is
this a new competition, Yes, but she's not an expert

(13:13):
in that. So it's not like you know the guy
from Guinness right checking in with him. It's a it's
a trap music artist who's big with the gaze. So
I if that's true, why you would do that? But yeah,
girls don't want to see weightlifting equipment, a rowing machine

(13:38):
that's fun, a pull up bar, they don't want to
see any of that. I don't know. If you can
do pull ups with your schlog, that is impressive. I
don't think a girl wants to see it, but you know,
I mean I think anyone would want to see it. Absolutely.
It feels like that's not biologically possible. Pulling a bus
with your wayneers one thing, but being able to do

(14:00):
pull up that's a total different ballgame. That's I mean,
the bus thing's misleading in general anyway. You're using your
legs right right, it's just where it's attached exactly. It's
not like you're going come here, right here, come here,
come here, one inch at a time. It's not like
you're going win mail windmill, win mail windmill and pulling
a bus right. That's something that's never going to be

(14:24):
on my list of things to do. And the crazy
So going backwards, she hasn't been known to be very
well bombastic on Twitter x so for her to I
don't know if I can believe her, But also the
person she's accusing it of has been accused of this
multiple times. Oh he has from other women of being

(14:47):
sexual assault. Oh okay, okay. I I think that she
thrives off the drama and that's why she uh starts
so much as as she does with random people. You know,
I don't think you're attaching a big name Beyonce, Connor
McGregor Iggy Azalea, you know, big names to your drama,

(15:11):
which is getting her name out there, right. It's kind
of a bass Awkwards way of trying to build up
your own people, your own following, you know what I mean.
Except she's never said anything that's not accurate. Okay, I
don't know that for sure. I don't know if Beyonce
steals things from underground. Many people accuse her of that,

(15:32):
and a lot of artists do that anyway. No, but
like she gets it a lot, like more than Elvis.
I don't know. She may be speaking the truth, but
I think that she she really gets off on and
that's just my personal opinion. Just and I don't know this, gal,
for I've never heard this name until you brought it
up just now. So majority of people seriously just speculating here,

(15:53):
But it seems to me like she she enjoys the
the the controversy. Yeah, and she's getting her name out
there by starting, you know, stirring up stuff with other people.
I'm not one to go with the ideology of just
because I don't know who they are or they aren't popular,
they must be doing something for fame. Okay, I could

(16:14):
agree with you on that, and I will agree with
you on or not everybody's like that. However, I feel
like you know it is it is a possibility, sure
that that could be happening. Sure, I just don't think
that that people that's the that's a thing that way.
I think some people do. But when you do it
over and over because it ain't working. As we pointed out,

(16:35):
we not everybody knows who she is, right, but it
it's a wild accusation from a person who's very erratic.
So has Connor come out to say anything about to
be like I did not, which is typically what you
would expect him to say. Uh No, he didn't make
a comment. One. He basically posted on social media about

(16:58):
saying happy Birthday to himself and his partner. Uh was
like posted photos and stuff about you know being with him,
and this has happened before, like she stood by him
through everything. This gual that he's.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, yeah, it's his fiance. But then that doesn't mean
the weekend he's in Florida hooked up with another.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Girl, right, he was, well, it says he kissed another girl.
But when you see the video footage, I never see
them kiss. I see it he leans into her, but
you don't. It's not like, yeah, right, maybe a little smooth.
I don't even know if it's a smooch. It sounds
looks like he's saying something to her, right, and the
video I saw it. Maybe there's another one. We don't

(17:42):
know what their relationship is. Maybe they could be open exactly.
He could definitely be like I make all the money,
right exactly, Yeah, and I'm out on the road. I
do what I want to do. You do what you
want to do, and we're together. We're together. But other
than that, you know, what is what it is. I'm
gonna provide you the life style you want, and you're

(18:02):
you're not going to be with anybody. And there's more
than one fighter that has that setup with their partner.
You know, I get it. That's their thing. It works
for them. Sean O'Malley's got a He's publicly said, uh,
I make all the money, I'm going to have sex
with whoever I want.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
And what's his nickname?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Sugar?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh yeah, sugar Shane. Is that Sugar Sean, Sugar Sean whatever? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
He has a goofy colored hair instead.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
She has a fro yes, yeah, and he colors it.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah. I like him watching him fight.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, So it's not an uncommon thing for that kind
of arrangement to be And I would suspect I would
suspect it isn't just a fighter thing. I would suspect
there's a lot of relationships are that way. Sure, yea
of people that have money and maybe one side of
the other, and maybe some that don't don't have money,

(19:01):
and they're like, I'm the man, I'm gonna have sex
with who I want. Right, you're good. I mean, some
religions believe that if a man asks you to be
with them, that's your man and that's the end, and
whatever they do beyond that is none of your business.
They wanted to be with you, and furthermore, it's just
all more reason for us just to not worry about it.

(19:23):
It's none your business. It's nonia, it's noneya. People get
all bent out of shape. That's not right. Well I don't.
I mean, you're right, some people do take it too far.
But you look around you and see how people act,
and who you associate with influences directly who you are

(19:44):
consciously or of subconsciously. And so I could see you
have somebody you think is a good person, and then
they don't, and you're like, you feel like you're friends, right,
you feel like they're a part of your life, and
so you feel like you are. You deserve to have
an opinion publicly about that, and people will seek it out.
Britney Spears is in the news right because she apparently

(20:08):
adopted a kid and people are a little sideways about that,
and I don't know if she should or shouldn't. But also,
we won all the wars. It's America, it's your life.
She can do what she wants. That's my attitude on
a lot of things. If you want to get gender
re assignment, that's on you, right, right, that's on you.
I've got too much stuff going on in my own

(20:29):
life to have to worry about what you get going on.
He I'm trying to just get home and not getting
a wreck. That's it, all right. Make sure I'm there
for the grocery delivery. That's really the big stressor I
want to focus on right now. But if you want
to adopt, should she adopt a kid? Probably not. Her
life feels a little chaotic, but a lot of you
shouldn't have kids, so why should she not get to

(20:50):
do that as well? Again, because she has.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Kids exactly, and they have nothing to do with her
right now.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
That doesn't mean anything. It could be for a slew
of reasons. His lawyer could have been better. Possibly, are
we talking about Britney's kids not having anything to do
with it but they're all of age now, yes, but
it's always been that way. Oh yeah, yeah, very well,
it's always been that way. If you grow up and

(21:19):
you don't want the attention, I could be like, ah,
why do you keep bringing attention to us? Who knows?
Could be a slew of reasons, But just because they
don't w anything to do with it, that is an opinion, right,
that you don't wan anything to do with them. I
know plenty of people that their kids don't anything to
do with them, and they're good people, right, they just

(21:41):
may not be good dads or good moms. Well, and
your kids grow up and they become their own people,
their own person, and they have their own thoughts, you know,
and there's really nothing you can do, not as a parent,
not as just a random Joe on the street. There's
nothing you could do about it, because why because they're
their own people, with their own thoughts, and they have
their right to feel however they want to. Again, it's

(22:04):
none Your kid can grow up and hate you. I'm
sure Ted Buddy, I like using the Ted Bundy reference.
I'm sure Ted Bundy's parents thought they were doing everything
right and they could be like, man, he could have
been like, I'm only doing this because my parents made
me go to my room. Right, Brussels sprouts right right,

(22:25):
a free will man. All right, we got to take
a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
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On news quakies from The Big Man Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
In nineties on the Bibe, Taco Bell job seeker arrested
for flashing a BB gun. This happened in Dearborn Heights, Michigan,
where an eighteen year old who walked in already with
a chip on his shoulder, claiming he had called about
a job. Well, when he came in, he said he

(23:14):
wanted a job application, but he ended up in handcuffs.
So on Thursday, the man's job hunt was halted as
he was on the ground, face down with a Taco
Bell employees hopeful and a weapon in his waistband. However,

(23:34):
upon further review by Dearborn Heights police officers on the scene,
it was discovered that the weapon was a modified bbgun.
It had looked like a glock. It looked very, very real,
like an actual handgun, said police chief Ahmed Hater. When
he removed the weapon from his waistband, he found out

(23:55):
it was a modified bbgun. He allegedly walked into the
line of Taco Bell and he was upset because he
was reaching out to them to obtain an application. The
chief said, The team apparently came in looking for answers,
but instead scared the employees. He tipped tables and then
took off. Just a few blocks away. Officers stopped the

(24:18):
suspect on the street. The teenager learned from officers that
even flashing a bb gun can lead to legal trouble.
Investigators are seeking charges of felonous assault and brandishing a firearm.
They say they told the kid, You've got your whole
life ahead of you. There's no reason to get caught
in the system for something this small. The chief of

(24:40):
police said that they would have the request for charges
sent to the Wayne County Prosecutor's office by Friday, and
they would have the ultimate say on what he will
be charged with.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I have not been in the job seeking market for
a long time. Is that how we do it now?
With a gun? Right? I thought it was just a resume.
I mean, you gotta get your point across. I don't
know if a gun does that. You're truly interested in
this position? Yeah, I don't know if a gun does that. No,
it does quite the opposite. As a matterfect I think

(25:13):
you believe most people believe a gun does that? Give
me a job?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Now?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Sucker. It's not how works. Right. You're a bad dude, right,
but you have a gun and you're gonna shoot me? Yes,
I mean listen, just a baby gun. Most of them
want to do is put an eye out. It's a joke, right,
it's not real. Man busted for sex toy heists, yes, plural,

(25:44):
comes out of Florida or a forty year old guy
named Jeffrey LaForge. He was arrested this past Friday on
a pair of theft counts because he went into his
local Walmart and he stole a bunch of sex toys
several times. This most recent one, security cameras caught the
man and the Walmart removing the items from their packages

(26:04):
and then walk straight out the door without paying for
any of them. Now, okay, so the total cost of
the merchandise he stole was only two hundred and eighty dollars,
so that should be a misdemeanor right. Well, because he
has priors, it's getting bumped up to a felony. So
here's a shortlist of what mister LaForge has stolen. One

(26:30):
love honey monomee g spot suction vibrator, one vibrating pocket
wand for her one Hello Cake flavored lubed lube, one
Hello Cake tush toy, a Hello Cake Oral Stroker, A
plus one Private Pleasure Vibrator, A dual vibrating massager, A

(26:55):
plus one Mega massager plus one vibrating soft touch one
plus one one vibrating bullet soft touch massager, Hello Cake Stroker,
double sided male sex toys, and some Reese's Peanut butter
ice cream. Okay, oh yeah, after pleasuring yourself with all
those toys, give me some ice cream. Anyhow, I didn't

(27:17):
know Walmart sells that much stuff. I knew that they
sold toys essentially, not all that. Yeah. No, I knew
they sold like some like the direct pleasure thing right right,
but not but not the uh Hello Cake Oral Stroker, right? Yeah?

(27:39):
They he really got a whole bunch of it. So anyhow,
so this guy got locked up, he's bonded out, he's
got to go back to court. Oral Stroker had to
cart what Well, okay, you don't want the Hello Cake Stroker,
double sided male sex toys.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
They have this store. I guess I'm looking it up
to see. So, okay, so here's the fun they got.
It's only got three out of five stars though it
must not be that good. At least the Walmart's around here,
like all that stuff is locked up in a case.
Maybe they do things different in Florida or whatever, But
you gotta get you gotta get an associate, some kid

(28:21):
with pimples all over his face to come open it
up so you can get yours. I guess they didn't
have to do that here, Yeah, because I don't think
that the the the person, the clerk is going to
be like, all right, open this up, take what you want.
Let me know when you're done, I'll come back and
lock it a bit, lock it back up. Here's a
hot take. Why are we locking the stuff up? Why

(28:41):
are we locking up stuff that gives people joy and happiness?
Cause it's people like Jeffrey who cares. It's not gonna
hurt anybody. I understand you want to protect the bottom
line and all that. It's not an epidemic, right right.
I would say the same thing for baby formula. We're

(29:01):
trying to feed children, you know, And I get it,
you're down on your luck, you ain't got the cash,
but at least you're trying to feed your baby. Why
do we gotta lock up the formula. I'm not going
to say no on that. I'm not going to disagree
with you. I'm not going to go on that side
of the fence. I just think with the sexual pleasure
stuff or stopping from getting pregnant or spreading disease, it
feels like locking it up is sending the incorrect message.

(29:24):
I would agree. Now, this guy, he did open them
all up, and he took all these sex toys. You know.
They say that they're not sure if he was using
them for personal use or if he planned on selling them.
So the question is if random guy comes up to
you in a Walmart parking lot and says, hey, I
got a deal though, you want to buy it? You
want to buy some stuff and it's any sex toy? Yeah?
Are you doing it? Love honey? I just like looking

(29:47):
this up. Love Honey Adult Toys. Okay, that's a brand.
Yeah in the store okay, yeah, Love Honey. Monamie g
spot is in Aisle g oh G. I'm not kidding. Convenience, yes,

(30:09):
well listen, why go to Walmart and get your sex
toys when you go to place like Patricia's where they're
open seven days a week and early for your convenience.
Moving on, accidental nicotine ingesting increasing. A dramatic spike is
being reported in the number of young children accidentally ingesting nicotine.
A new study in the Journal of Pediatrics says that

(30:31):
since twenty twenty two, there's been a seven hundred and
thirty six percent increase in young kids ingesting nicotine pouches
like zen. Doctors write the children who get a hold
of pouches are two times more likely to admit be
admitted to the hospital compared to other forms of nicotine.

(30:52):
The chemical increases heart rate and blood pressure and cook cards, nausea, vomiting,
or even a coma. Whoa, and I get it. You know,
young children, toddlers think it's candy. Yeah, they see dad
or mom pick it up, pop in their mouth. They
want to do the same thing, maybe even smell the
mint behind it, and they're like, ooh, candy. And the

(31:13):
next thing you know, they're poppings ins in they're hat.
I don't I don't think they're talking toddlers. Okay, I
think they're talking thirteen, fourteen, fifteen year olds. I mean,
are they swallowing the entire pouch because it says they're
ingesting it? Well, see. Here's the thing though, Like I
used to do the chewing tobacco right, and you guys

(31:34):
have seen me break off a filter of a cigarette
and you want it. And when I'm in a situation
that I can't smoke right, and I'll swallow the god
damn it all, swallow the juices I do, I've swallowed
dip spit juice, spit tobacco spit not common practice though, No, no,

(31:54):
I guess I don't know when I was in school
doing it. I had to because I couldn't just spit
freely in a can, right, And it's not common practice.
The idea is you you spit it out right, and
maybe my tummy upset never really barked off. Oh, I've
bought massive amounts. It was the deterrent on why I
never chewed right. Tried it a handful of times, and

(32:14):
each time vomited my face off. I was calling dinosaurs.
Yeah it was rough cherry skull A bunch that brings
back memory. Wasn't there a blue one? Yeah, Copenhagen, A
handful of times, Copenhagen, they're fine cut. Oh oh you

(32:35):
need to do red Man all right? Oh yeah there yeah, no, no, no,
Zen's an interesting product. Like people think that it's better,
like it's healthier, Yeah, and I don't get it. Yeah,
they And a lot of that I think comes from
the people who were smoking and so they're not smoking

(32:55):
anymore and getting the smoke in their lungs. So of
course they're gonna think it's better for them, you know,
But ultimately in the end, it's not. You're just switching
it from one part of your body to another. Right,
It's like vaping. You think vaping's healthier and it's not. Yeah, wild,
We got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with The Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
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Speaker 1 (33:42):
Good luck, Good morning Gill, Good morning Corbyan make your
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(34:03):
too off guard, non intentionally. It was accidental, but I'm
gonna give you some time to get your head to
the right spot. We're gonna update our death pool and
check our New Year's resolutions. So we'll check New Year's
resolutions to put some buffer in there. Okay, so we'll
do the New Year's resolutions. Lindsey her first one, because
we're halfway through the year. Define my abs. These are abs,

(34:29):
and what they are. You are more than just a muscle,
right right, don't let media influence them. Right?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I can feel them.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, I can feel mine too. Underneath this good pretty tight?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I don't really I can't really see the lines there,
but they are much tighter. Crunches are helping, but I'm
not seeing the definition like I would hope to, so
it's unfortunate. But they are definitely tighter.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
But it's define.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I know they're not as defined as i'd like.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Like you should be able to lift up, show as
your belly and we should see what a two pack,
three packs, some kind of pack you don't have to show.
I don't mind. I know you don't. Hey, listen, listen,
look at this. Does that look like a six pack?
I can do that. I can make it look like
it's it's tight too. That doesn't.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, I don't see the line the definition.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Pay off your car?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Uh no, not there yet? Closer, I mean.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Sure, closer, but like you're gonna get there this year.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I just might. I just I have made two additional payments,
which was.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
No, that's huge. Yeah, one additional payment is huge.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, so it might happen.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
How many payments do you have often total?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Ooh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, I'm not an expert in resolutions. You might want
to know that. Yeah, go to twenty fifth high school reunion.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
They haven't set a date there was So when I
made that resolution, it was because they said we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
It's gonna happen this year.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
It's going to happen this year, and I I am
keeping up with their website and they said they haven't set.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
A date, so they can't do it next year, can they.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I mean, we haven't had one yet. I graduated high
school in two thousand and they have not had one
yet year.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
No, what somebody dropping the ball. Does the high school
in general or do they do them for other classes.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
My husband's graduating class has had I.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Think two, so that's not very many. So maybe they
just don't do them.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah, the people responsible for we're of course the class.
Whoever was the class president and vice president? Is that?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I was just gonna ask, like, I don't know who's
in charge of that.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Yeah, that's how it works.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I've always thought it was just some random person that
graduated with one volunteer.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
You know, my mom has had one every single year,
every single year. And how they do it is like
who are Like there was I think three high schools,
and so they do it like all the schools just
get together for those graduating classes.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
No offens to your mom, but there is less people
think for sure, is that something that started recently or
it's always been like that.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I'm not sure how I don't I'm not sure how
long ago that started. But at least for the past
and right, Yeah, huh.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, it's not a reunion if you see them at
the grocery store, right, you know what I mean, because
you see them on a cut. To me, it's like
it's when you don't see everybody. Yeah, but I've never
been to one. I have no desire to go to one.
I'm not sure how it will enhance my life.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
I mean, I think it would be fun. But the
only thing I have a feeling is I have a
feeling it is the people that just live there still
would be the ones to show up. I don't think
it would be the people that live out of town
that would necessarily go.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
I would think like five ten, twenty twenty five would
be monumental enough where some out of town people might go, Right.
Not everybody has the attitude I do of like, ah,
So I don't know. I don't think it's wrong. If
someone wants to go just for me, I don't know
why I would go. Where are they going to have

(38:42):
it at a bar?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
I have a feeling they're a golf game. They would
have it probably like at a casino or something, because
that would be the I think that's probably one of
the biggest, like banquet type areas.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
If the president of the Okay, so let's say the
president of your high of whatever, the school, right, whatever,
that works, student council, whatever, and then a tragedy happens,
you move away and you get die in a car wreck?
Who then passes the torch? Who makes that decision? Who
informs if you're the spouse of that individual, you don't go, oh,

(39:21):
I gotta let the vice president, right, if you even
know who that is? Yeah? And furthermore, susan, uh, would
the vice president even want that? That feels like, hey,
that's outside of my the spectrum. Yeah, so maybe it's
a scenario like that where something unfortunate happened.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Possibly.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I mean, it doesn't sound like you're very invested in it,
like normally you're. When you're invested in something, you're in it.
You don't sound too excited about this, yeah, or hunt
it down?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Well, I mean I watched the facebook page. There's just
no date.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
There's a Facebook page. Yeah, so they've went as far
to create a graduating class Facebook page and there's no
posts about a reunion.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah there is, it's gonna happen, but there's no date.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
And the one and no one's like hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah, there's been suggestions as to where to have it,
but I mean there's been Hey, we should book a
cruise Nobody's book and appeal. No exactly.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Why don't you take the reins on this and that's
your No, that is your to be involved in stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
No, because I don't want I went to school with
these people. I don't want to be a criticized. Oh
why did they do this? Why is the food this way?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Why you? Yeah, but you choose other things to head
that you that you're opening yourself up to that same criticism.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah, No, I know it's fine. I'm not doing it
for the people I went to high school with. No
thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Because you're scared of their opinions.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
No, I just I just know, I just know them.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Listen, it's been twenty five yours people could change, right,
you know you went to high school with. Uh. And
then the last one here is you have used TikTok
fifty two time videos, so to like make fifty two
I'm the sudos.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
TikTok and me are not from We're trying.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, we're trying.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Uh, gimpy yours is getting a tooth replaced? I ain't
got that done yet? Which one? Oh, the one that
came out, Yeah, with the jerky bag.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I don't even notice it. Maybe I'm just used to it.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I guess what's the point replacing it? I tired of
popcorn kernels getting stuck there right and appearance. It's very
convenient when you're drinking out of a straw, you just
kind of pop it right in there. Or it's like
I need to hold a cigarette, but my hands are full.
We'll just put it right in there and holds it
between two teeth.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Can you spray water out of it?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
No, that's too big of a gap. But she said
get a voectomy done it? Get a better car? Not yet?
Still looking at them? Is that reality? Okay? Backing up
tooth getting replaced? Do you see that happening this year?
Probably not? I mean we're wearing what July, we're halfway
were halfway through. Probably if the if the if the

(42:21):
year was a day, it's one o'clock. Yeah, yeah, probably not.
I would say that the getting a better car is
more feasible and probably more responsible than getting a tooth fixed,
you know what I mean. So I'd probably get a
newer car or a better car before I got my
tooth fixed just because I feel like I need it more?

(42:45):
Does that make sense? Yeah? Break one hundred thousand miles
on your motorcycle? Did that in Mississippi on vacation? Yeah?
I saw the picture. Mine go on four vacations this year.
I've done three. Okay, so and yeah, that's gonna happen

(43:07):
for sure. Uh, get healthy. I don't like this. I
don't know why I put this down. I'm not sure
what that means. Will it feels too vague. I think
I was too vague. I'm not happy with that. Get
rid of half clothes. I could do that still, I
can see that happening, like just take your shirt off. No,
like in my house, like I think I have too

(43:29):
many clothes. I don't. I'm do some purging, opening up
some space, and then I've got to go. I still
haven't gone back and listened because I don't know what
My fourth one was. Celebrity death pool we have, Uh, Lindsey,
you can take one off. You have a Stelle Parsons

(43:52):
who you took down, Bam Majer who seems to be
doing fantastic, and you lost Dick Van Dyke. That's why
you put Bam majer on. You replaced all those with
a Stelle Parsons, Marv Levy, Bruce Willis and then Rupert Murdoch.
Your wild card is Bobby Brown out. Your wild card
is the only one can't change.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Is there anybody that you would like to take off
of there?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I have Rupert Murdoch on.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
There, ninety three.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yes, okay. And I have Marvel Levy on there.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Yes, ninety nine yeah. And you have Bruce Baby I know,
I hate that. I have sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
And I have Dick van Dyke on there.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
You had a Dick van Dyke, you lost it and
put bam Ma Jair on and replace both of those
with a Stelle Parsons. Is there anybody you would like
to take off.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
A Stelle?

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Okay? And who would you like to put up there?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
I'm gonna put ah, let's go. Don King?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Wow? Still alive? Well? Yeah, he's doing a jink sports
radio ron Don King. Not a good joke, Don King? Okay,
I thought he was dead. He's ninety three, ninety three okay, Yeah,
still alive. I don't know why we don't see him anymore.

(45:24):
He apparently he's still involved in boxing. That's all he knows. Yeah, well,
I mean, yeah, he's definitely a big deal in in boxing. Huh. Okay, yeah, no,
that's I don't think that's a bad one. Okay, all right, Gimpy,
you have Dick van Dijk, y'all. Frankie Valley, Roman Polanski,

(45:50):
you had Ronnie millsap took him off and replaced him
with Gene Shallatt, which is a solid choice. Anything in
ninety nine years old him and Dick.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah, that is good.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Done, doesn't mean anything, right, Jaja Jaja Carter. Right doesn't
mean right. By the way, Dick van Dyke is on
the list for possible entry into the Jajah Gabor Haha,
jokes on you. I tricked you all. Memorial death Pool
Hall of Fame, brought to you by Bob's Drywall. So

(46:23):
what do you think? You know? I think I've got
a very solid group here. However, we've done this before
where you know, obviously, because you're ninety nine years old
doesn't mean anything. Frankie Valley looks like death. Yeah, Roman Polansky,

(46:46):
even though he's ninety one, ninety one something like that,
early nineties, and he's still in prison, right, he's still
he looks pretty healthy. For a ninety one year old.
Art of me wants to take him off. Part of
me wants to take off Roman Polansky. You know what,

(47:07):
I'm taking Roman Polansky off. I'm gonna go ahead and
do it and exchange. Roman Plansky, by the way, is
not in jail. He's not in jail anymore. He's I
think he fled the US. That's why he's on jail.
I could be wrong, but he's still looking pretty healthy
for a ninety one year old man. It's kind of
where my head's at. I mean, you look at and

(47:30):
sure that could be plastic surgery. Who knows, but Jesus man,
for ninety one, he's still looking pretty good. So I'm
taking Roman Polansky off. Now Here is where I have
a bit of a conundrum because I've said many of times,
especially in the last couple of weeks, put Ozzy on
that list. Right, he just had his Back to the

(47:52):
Beginnings concert, his farewell concert wasn't looking good. So so
I'm like, okay, man seventy six, that doesn't mean anything, okay,
And I'm also I'm tossing it back and forth between
Rick Flair, the Nature Boy and Ozzy. Rick Flair is

(48:15):
currently going through skin cancer for the second time in
three years, and he hasn't looked good in a long time.
But of course he's still chugging along, still out there
party and still doing the nature boy thing. So I
think I am going to go ahead and remove Roman

(48:39):
Polanski and I'm going to put Ozzy on my list.
I don't hate what you're saying, because you can go
to Rick Flair's Instagram and he's in a bar doing
a plank. So yeah, where Ozzy didn't exis exactly look

(49:00):
like he was doing planks anytime soon, no, or really
much of anything anytime soon besides sitting down and withering away.
So I think, out of my two that I've narrowed
down to Ozzie and Rick Flair, I think that Ozzy
is going to be the better choice out of him.
And of course I say that now, and Rick Flair

(49:21):
will die tomorrow. Oh gosh, our Roman Palanski, r Ronnie millsap, right,
that's just how it goes. Yeah, So, but I've said
it the last couple of weeks, last couple of times
we talked about Ozzy. I can't wait for this draft
or when we do it again to put him on

(49:43):
my list. So here's my opportunity. I'm gonna go ahead
and put Ausie on that list. Yeah, you did have
Ozzy on your list last year. That doesn't negate you
from putting on him now, but you have had him before. Yeah,
all right, so Ozzie's on there. So you have Dick
Van Dyke, Frankie Valley, Ozzie Jean, shout your wild cards,
Jake Paul. I'm the only one of the points. I

(50:06):
got Brian Wilson in June. I have Harvey Weinstein, which
I feel good about. He does look at more spry
than he's looked lately, but I feel pretty good of
that about that. I had Queen Camilla, took her off,
put Barbara Eden on, and I have Randy Moss. So
I am taking off Randy Moss just announced he's doing

(50:28):
good coming back to broadcasting. It doesn't mean anything. He
could be like, Hey, I might as well go out swinging, right,
But feel good about taking him off, a little angry
about it, to be honest, because my dad had pancreatic cancer.
It didn't work for him. So but yeah, nonetheless, and

(50:49):
I am putting on. He was just in the news
the other day they had a final show they were
going to do, and they had to cancel their last
show because of his health issues. And that is Jeff
Lynn of E l O Okay had to cancel the
show because he is not doing well. That feels like

(51:12):
a freebie to me. Yeah, and you do get your
I'm Almost dying newsletter every year? Yeah, every month? Yeah
from Lucifer. Yeah. Old dog always hooks me up. So
Brian Wilson got the points for Harvey Weinstein. Jeff Lynn
and Barbara Eden are on mine. How old is Barbie?

(51:33):
She's like in her nineties too, Yes, late nineties, late nineties.
And like I said, Harvey Weinstein looks like he's gonna
jump up the moment they say he can go home,
he looks like he's gonna be like I did it. Yeah,
it looked like he was gonna fall over in a
strong wind. Barbie Eaton's still looking pretty good for her ape,

(51:57):
but she not all of her pictures, A lot of them,
a lot of plastic surgery done. Yeah, it's hard to
tell if she's scared, sad, or even dead. Right. Oh man.
So she was such a smoke show back in the day.
If she comes up to you Corman. She's like, hey,

(52:17):
you've been dreaming a genie. You want some of this
big falla you get it? Single Corman? Of course. I
mean we're in a bar. Yeah, am I drunk? I
don't know, Maybe got a little bus. She'll give me
a worthers when we're done, right. Yeah, she'd probably make
me some mac and cheese and shiny nickel. Shiny nickel

(52:41):
she pulled from her own person. Yeah, she got an
unwrapped mint at the bottom of her purse for me.
The strawberry candies with the goop in the middle. I
would I'd smash in a heartbeat, just as say you
could just say it. Did I get to get drunk first? Right?

(53:01):
In a minute? In a minute, babs, right, let me
drink my tequila, Come rub my magic lamp. I'll give
you three wishes. There's an important question when this situation
is presented itself on someone who may be not in
your wheelhouse, or you're concerned you may break their hip. Yeah,

(53:25):
and that is who's doing the work. If you know
what I mean, you have to man cause you know
Bob Bab's here. It'll be a slow climb to the top,
but you may get up there eventually. I don't know.
They're just older people can make a rocking chair move right.

(53:47):
They're using their toes, not their knees that have been
worn out over time. Listen, you don't have to do
anything for me. This is all for you.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I think you would actually have to let her do
the work, because if you do the work, you might
like one of her hips.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I don't want to see her be like doing her
work and cross her arms and then oh no, don't
do that. Yeah no, don't don't do that. Do the
Merman thing. Come on, do the Genie thing, do the
Mrma Come on, I love that part of the movie.
If your bang is Samantha from Bewitch, just wiggle your nose,
come on, give me the yeah, we don't. You wouldn't

(54:25):
do that with Russell Crowe do the Russell Crow line?
Are you not entertained? No? All right, We got to
take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
The big Man Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
We got tickets to give away. Dauntrey is gonna be
at the hard Rock Live inside the Hard Rock Hotel
and Casino on July thirtieth. Get your tickets. Hard Rock
Casino Tulsa dot Com. We're gonna play sing sing current
record is well sa you and I are tied with
seven and Lindsay has vibe Last Week's Winter. That would
be Lindsey. So it's going to be Corbyn and gimpy

(55:07):
it nine one eight I'm sorry eight three three four
six O KMOD eight three three four six O K
M O D. Good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name? Thanks your boy Jay Rock Rock? Who
would you like? Gimpier Corbin, Let's do it. I'm sixty second.
It's like I knew I just wrote it down. Sixty

(55:27):
seconds are on the clock. Timers starts after the first clue.
Here we go, uh oh, okay, there we go. Now, okay,
so there is this is the guy that's married to
Chrissy Tagan. I guess you know you know who I'm
talking about. Uh no, okay, great, We're just gonna go
with the straight of the song. What's the opposite of

(55:49):
you me? Okay, that's the last word of this song. Now,
there is a laundry detergent that has three letters in
it and it's in a blue bottle. You know what
it is?

Speaker 8 (56:00):
All there, you go, all and me go oh yes,
and then there's a word in the middle. The initials
for only fans is what.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Oh ef. Now put all that together, all of me.
There you go? Oh you need cool and baby I
got fool in lay down inside. I've been drooling. I
don't know what it is. It's my seventies rock band.

(56:32):
Think of the It's like a blimp, but much bigger.
There you go, that's the name of the band. Now,
what is the opposite of hate?

Speaker 5 (56:45):
Love?

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Time? One's good enough? One could be good enough for
the win. Hang on the line. Okay, I'm ready this morning, guys,
I can see good morning. You're on the air. What
is your name? Mike? All right, Mike sixties seconds. We've
got to beat one. Are you ready? I'm ready. Here
we go, not in sync. But the other band of

(57:09):
these young lads next people correct and this Some people
would confuse this as the burger king slogan. M hm
my mama, Yeah, is that the that the burger king slogan?
Huh burger king? My my mind. You're very close. Now

(57:34):
make it more possessive, singular it my way? Uh, individual,
I have it. I don't you look through your what?
All right? I? Yes, have it my way. What it's

(58:00):
besides uh havel it's another you really blank something you
don't need it? I want put it together.

Speaker 8 (58:11):
I want, I want it.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
No, we didn't get a time ran out. I can't
believe you don't know your Backstreet Boys song. No worries, Buddy,
I think if you uh don't win a contest based
on your lack of knowledge of Backstreet Boys, I think
you're still having a pretty good day, friend. I think

(58:34):
I'm prettying pretty good, yes, sir, all right, man, have
a good daylight surprise, surprise, surprise. One was enough. Congratulations buddy,
jes baby, I love it. Thank that. Yeah, you're gonna
go see Doctry in July thirtieth of the hard Rock
Pay on the Line. So Gimpy can get your info.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
All right, Gimpy, how would do you get him to say.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
This the exact same thing the Burger kingse slogan. Man,
I mean, I think that's the best way to put it.
I can sing the chorus, I can mimic singing the chorus, right,
but I don't know any other words. What is the
opposite of have? Because I think a want is an
opposite of half. You don't have something you blank something.

(59:20):
I think you were on the right path with all
of that.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Well he said you don't need it, you right, God
want right.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
So yeah, I don't think there's really any other way
that you could describe that song. Do you know any
other lyrics to that song?

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Lindsay, isn't isn't this the song that starts you all
off fire?

Speaker 9 (59:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Yeah, no, I don't know want for Backstreet Boys lyrics?

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, it is believe when I say.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
There you go, I'm sure that's what was missing, right,
based off of that, and then the one Gimpy ended
on one yeah, not half but a yeah. Okay. There
was a band with Courtney Love. They were called what

(01:00:12):
and uh we used to go and drink beer in
the vacant bill lot and uh Valentine's Day, you celebrate.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Your partner.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
No one says that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
He did say the opposite of hate and he said love.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
You got that party? Got one of them? Right? Yeah,
it could have used a lot of burger I guess
as a as a clue to try to get him.
You got and then you got the other one that's
not so good. I think a lot is a big reach.
I don't think a lot of people know. Yeah, I
couldn't name a court a lyric to that song either.

(01:00:53):
The very what I sang was the very first part
of the song. But I guess if you don't know it,
you don't know it. Yeah, the record now, but it
has been a lead with eight keeps you a second
he has in his four by four. Helf Almina says
here that old former President Biden defends his use of
an auto pen. Old jb says that he made every
decision on his own when defending his use of an

(01:01:14):
auto pen while in office. He made the comments in
an interview and said during his final weeks as president,
Biden granted clemency and pardoner of fifteen hundred people. Comes
after old President Trump directed Attorney General Pambondi in June
to investigate the use of autopen by Biden and to
see if those connected with a decline in his mental states.

(01:01:36):
How how far back in presidents do you think have
used an autopen? I think by it's the only one. No,
as long as autopin's been around Nixon, all the way
back to Nixon. Very common thing. Yeah, what else we
got here? Doge cuts hit the head to the Senate
President Trump's doze related spending cuts are being debated in
Republican controlled Senate this week. The White House you a

(01:02:00):
rarely used procedure that recommends Congress state bank spending it
has already approved. The House approved the billions of dollars
cuts by narrow votes in June. The over nine billion
dollars in reductions targets mostly foreign aid, but also funding
for public broadcasting. I was wrong. It went back further

(01:02:20):
than that, all the way to Truman. Okay, so they've
been doing it for a long time. Thomas Jefferson bought
one for the White House. What else we got here?
Defense Department to begin using Musks, Grock, broke Rock whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
It feels like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
That's the most unreliable AI right now. Right Well, apparently
they got a deal. It says here the Defense Department
will begin using Elon Musk's generative AI tool Grock. I
think that's how you say it. According to an announcement
from the Department, it's granting contract awards of up to
two hundred million dollars to AI companies including Musks a

(01:02:58):
u x a A, as well as Anthropic and Google
and open Ai. The God's chief digital and Artificial Intelligence
Office said that the awards will help the agency accelerate
its adoption of AI solutions and developed AI agents across
several missions emission areas in the agency. Government agencies have

(01:03:19):
been expanding their use of AI following a White House
order in April promoting adoption. My favorite thing to use
AI for going to a restaurant not knowing what to order,
taking a picture of the menu, uploading it, saying I'm
in the mood for something like steak or whatever, and
it'll tell me what's the best choice. Or if I'm

(01:03:40):
trying to get wine from my wife, I'll take a
picture of all the wines and go, this is what
she normally likes, what's the closest, and it'll tell me
which one. Oh, there you go, look at that. I'm
sure they'll do the same thing at the Defense. Yeah,
it's all fine and dan until it takes over the world. Hey, lastly,
here the roller coaster section of the crank term Pike
is over Hackey Creek is to be fixed by twenty

(01:04:03):
twenty seven. The Oklahoma Turnpike Authority is starting a seventy
two million dollars bridge rehabilitation project in Broken Air over
Hackey Creek in October. Ota says that they're replacing the
concrete beams on the bridge and smoothing out the road.
The project is expected to finish in the summer of
twenty seven. However, they made a deal with their contractors

(01:04:25):
to try and finish it by the spring of twenty seven,
which is good because that highways it does. I can
imagine what it's like on a bike, but in a
car it's ridiculous. Oh yeah, it's even worse on a bike. Man,
It's just I'm waiting for that moment where I go
flying over the edge. Kids love it. Oh yeah, my
kids loved going on it. They think it's a who
wasn't there like a couple of kids, I say, kids

(01:04:45):
early twenties or whatever that died and young'ins that died
because they hit like a patch of ice and then
right over the edge. That was a couple of years ago.
Well i'd have been The ice is fault. Don't blame
the bridge. I'm blaming the bridge for every.

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We read your email on the air. This one says,
I don't really do this kind of thing, but I
listen to your show every morning. We've been married for
twelve years. We've got two kids, a house, the whole setup.
From the outside, everything looks fine, but it's not. Lately,
it feels like my wife and I are just existing.
We don't fight. We don't talk either, not about anything real.

(01:06:31):
She's always on her phone, always tired, always busy with work,
the kids. When I try to connect, she either brushes
it off or she's just tired or just stressed. I
felt I've asked her a flat out if she's unhappy.
She says no, but I can feel it. She barely
looks at me anymore. We haven't had sex in over

(01:06:51):
three months. When we do talk, it's all logistics, groceries,
school stuff. I miss her right there. Here's the part
I'm stuck on. If she won't admit there's a problem,
how do we fix it? And what if this just
is just what marriage becomes after a while? Do I

(01:07:12):
accept that the spark is fading. I don't want to cheat,
I don't want to leave, but I also don't want
to live like roommates for thirty years? What do I do?
I don't think you're low, man. I think there's a
lot of people that are in situations like that, right,

(01:07:35):
and maybe in less time. You said they've been together
for twelve years. Twelve years is a long time to
be with somebody. Yeah, you know, and some people get
to that stage in less than that, that's true. I
like it when people make things like I don't want
to cheat, Like, is that a threat? Yeah, that means
it's a thought. Yeah. If you don't want to cheat,
then don't right, right, I don't want to cheat. But

(01:07:59):
out of my hands, it's been three months. I mean,
come on, the gott needs Why they have that section
in Walmart apparently? Right? Just pay for it? Just pay
for it. It's twelve dollars, man, or don't don't steal it? Though,
that creates a different problem, right. I kind of like
this question that he asked that if she won't admit

(01:08:23):
there's a problem, how do we fix it? If you
think there's a problem in your relationship and the other
person's like, I don't think this is a problem, how
do you fix that? Right? You they're not even acknowledging
there's a problem, right, right? Right? I mean one could say, oh, well,
maybe you should seek out marriage counseling, But the chances

(01:08:46):
of her coming out to a counselor is about as
good as it is coming out to you right now,
you know what I mean. She's not admitting it to you.
Who's to say she's going to admit it to a
counsel or a complete stranger. No, but people do act
different in front of others, and maybe doing that type
of thing. Marriage counseling isn't always about coming out right, right,

(01:09:08):
But maybe it is a different atmosphere to have communication in,
and maybe something can be like, hey, your partner is
saying they don't like okra, but you keep making okra.
Maybe so is this a normal pattern for you to
not listen to your partner? So I don't know if

(01:09:28):
a marriage counseling would work, but it is at least
it's a potential answer. Right. It could force them into talking.
And when I say force them, I mean, you're like,
you're here, this is what we're here for. Maybe I
should go ahead and say something. I feel like they

(01:09:49):
have to because they're in front of a counselor. This
text says before you cheat, be a man and leave.
When you leave, she will let you know if she
he really wants to save it or not. Okay, I
don't know. If I don't know. If I would argue
that leaving is not being a man, right right, trying

(01:10:11):
to work through it, Yeah, that could happen. I would
also argue cheating is not being a man either, right.
And I think this person is trying to say that, like,
you know, call her out on her bluff. That might
open her up. Tell her, Hey, I'm done, I'm leaving.
I can't take this anymore. And if she says, oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, but come on, you know, as opposed

(01:10:34):
to or she could say well bye, I don't love that. Yeah,
I don't love that. If you've made the decision to leave,
then you've got to follow through with it, all right.
Otherwise it creates a potential pattern of only in the
inf moment, right do they come around she's a cheating horror?
Run bro, why you still can been married twice both

(01:10:56):
longer than ten years. To keep the spark alive, you
have to get yative, be spontaneous, and surprise her with
a date night. Well, what if she doesn't want you.
What if she's too tired? What if you don't have money? Right?
What if?

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
What are you just going to do the same thing
you You know, she's on the phone and doom scrolls
and you don't have sex in a different location. Yeah,
but you know there's there's a meal in front of you.
I think that whole, like, hey, this is our trip
to see if we can make this work. Is a
wild thought process. Why do you say it would be
a You have to make it work in your normal surroundings,

(01:11:32):
not in a remote sound surroundings. That's like, hey, you
shouldn't try to live your life on vacation, right, you
should live that life when you're not on vacation. So
if your vacation is I just want to read, then
you should figure out how to incorporate that into your
day now, not only when you're on vacation. I think

(01:11:55):
that it's just a hymn problem. It says they have
to kids. Sometimes the attention gets changed from their husband
to their kids. He might be missing that attention. I
saw two interesting things, and one of them was from
a female's perspective, and it said, by the time I'm
done being mother, for the day. I don't know if

(01:12:16):
I have the energy to be the wife. That's fair, yes,
because kids will run you down. You can get over stimulated,
you can be tired, exhausted. Right. The other thing I
saw that was interesting was Bill Burr had this really
funny take about why he can't understand why people get
married anymore, because if I gave you parachute, if I said, hey,

(01:12:40):
we're going to go skydiving and fifty percent of the
parachutes didn't open, would you still do it? Right? You're
gonna take your chances. No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't. I
don't know if it's a fair thing to say. It's
a funny thing to say, but it's interesting when you
think about it that way. Role play you a nightstalker,

(01:13:03):
sneak in the room on rope in hand, tie her up,
show her what frustration feels like, giggity. I don't know
about you, Lindsey, but I feel like we can always
tell which one are the guys.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Texts absolutely that it's.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
A sex thing. Yeah, even if you have sex, that's
not going to solve the problem. No, that's just going
to solve the sex problem.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
But also sometimes though that disconnect once you have the sex.
It's been he's up three months. I mean, when you
go that long without it, it becomes normal. So having
it will bring that connection back. Sometimes it does help
a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Yeah, but she's not scrolling through her phone because they're
not having sex. She's not tired because they're not having sex.
Those two That doesn't solve that. Yeah, you're right on
the connection. Sure, but it's a temporary thing. My wife
gets hormone replacement therapy, therapy. It has done wonders exclamation mark.

(01:14:08):
Hey that might be the case. Hey, good, congratulations. I'm
glad you got to figure it out. Uh, she's a
cheating whore. Sounds like there is no problem. Set up
a gang bang than dump the lyre God. If you
really set up a gang bang, do you get your

(01:14:29):
friends involved or you just get random strangers? Hey, Corbin,
it's chat. How are you? I'm good man? What's up?
We never call each other. Yeah, so I think I'm
gonna leave my wife, but hear me out before. I
want you and a bunch of other dudes to be
naked around her. How does that sound? Uh? Horrible? One

(01:14:52):
I married and two EU, why do I want to
look at a bunch of chewing gum's and she's gonna
go for this. I don't know, we'll figure it out afterwards.
I just show up like on the old school here
for the Gangbang? Is that that video on the social

(01:15:12):
media's where all the wives trick their husbands to wear
in the same shirt, right, And I'll just show them like, hey, uh,
I've been living in the same boat for sixteen years.
It takes a lot out of me as the man,
and the only help I have found is to make
her feel special as much as possible. The relationship feels

(01:15:35):
very one sided sometimes, but in the end, I love
this woman and I really want to spend the rest
of my life with her. Okay, yeah, the relationship feels
very one sided. I think it's a misconception that it
will never feel one sided when you get married. I
don't think you go, hey, it's gonna be equal forever. Hey,

(01:15:58):
it's gonna be equal for ten years, and and then
it won't be equal for five. Like, I don't think
any of that is reality. Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
To imply though, that it's it's going to be fifty
to fifty is what I'm focused on.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Fifty. No, some yeah, you have to. Marriage is always
going to be work every single day, And just when
you think that things are going great, something happens and
it's not. It's never perfect, right, Like, it's always going
to be work. But that's what you sign up for.

(01:16:34):
You sign up for the work.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
I don't love the word work. I don't like putting
on the same plane as picking up dog crap or
cutting down limbs. Yeah, it takes effort, sure, yes, And
I don't think nobody signs up for the effort. You
sign up for it because that you enjoy being with
that person. Most people don't def the Hey, is this

(01:16:57):
going to be fun when it sucks?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Yeah, Like I argue with my husband, but because I
love him, I you still want to be around him.
I still want him to sleep in the bed next
to me, even if I want to punch him in
his face sometimes, I still want to be around him
because I love him and he is my person. He's
who I chose to be with. So you just, yeah,

(01:17:20):
you have to. I like the word work at it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Daniel's Loss is a comedian and he has a fantastic
stand up bit where he just crushes people's souls where
he talks about how most people just settle.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
In a marriage, right, some people do, and.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
I think a lot of people do. I think a
lot of people think. And I'm just going to use
a word. You said that that must be work. You've
got to work at pleasing. You should not You shouldn't
be work to please the other person. You should want to. Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Yeah, and this is gonna sound like so Love Island.
For example, one of the girls on there got really
upset because she wasn't getting enough attention from the guy
that she was in a connection with, and she said,
you know, I want the guy to be obsessed with me.

(01:18:15):
People online were saying, you want the guy to be
obsessed with you, and that's wrong, and it's why you
want your man to be obsessed with you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Yes, well, I don't know about that. But if that's
what you want, that's what you want exactly. I don't
know if that's the formula, right, I don't know if
you have to have your man obsessed with you. Some
people want to be in relationships where like, hey, we
hang out and then I go do my thing. And
if that's what you want, that's what you want. There's
nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Don't settle. She wasn't going to settle for anything less
than that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Yeah. Listener email from a guy who says he's been
married for twelve years. They got two kids, a house,
the whole setup. From the outside, everything probably looks fine,
but it's not. It feels like my wife and I
are just existing. We don't fight, but we don't really
talk either about anything real. She's always on her phone,
always tired, always busy work with the kids. When I

(01:19:11):
try to connect, she that brushes it off or says
she's just tired or just stressed. I've asked her flat
out if she's unhappy. She says no, but I can
feel it. E I don't believe her. She barely looks
at me anymore. We haven't had sex in three months,
and when we do talk, it's all just groceries, school stuff.
I miss her and she's right there. I'm stuck on

(01:19:34):
if she won't admit there's a problem, how do we
fix it? And what if this is just why what
marriage becomes. I don't want to live like roommates for
the next thirty years? What do I do? Lindsey?

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
I think what he does is he takes that letter
and he reads it to her because she needs to
know exactly how he's feeling. I love the line I
miss her and she's right there. If my husband were
to say to me, I miss you and you're right here,
that would break my heart and I would feel awful

(01:20:10):
for that, and I it would make me want to
make more time for him. I don't think marriage counseling
is what they need because it sounds like she doesn't
have time for him. How is she going to have
time for marriage counseling? So I think number one, he
needs to read that letter out loud, that that email

(01:20:31):
to his wife, sit her down, this is how I'm feeling,
and take the discussion from there. Let her respond to
his email.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
GIMPI. Hey, guys have been together for twelve years, so
I think it's natural for this kind of lull in
relationship to happen. Essentially all it all starts with the
conversation he he he said in the email, he asked
her if she's unhappy, and she said no, Well did

(01:21:06):
you just leave it at that? I mean, guys think
that that's a conversation. Yeah. If the person isn't receptive,
how do you have a conversation right without being like
nagging one hundred percent. I agree with you one hundred percent. However,
did he ever express to her how he's feeling, much
like Lindsay said, let her know, Hey, I miss you
and you're right up and here, come on, what's what's?

(01:21:29):
How do we get past this? It really? It all is.
It boils down to a conversation. A true conversation has
to be had, and there could be yelling, there could
be tears, there could be a number of things that
happen in this conversation. But ultimately, in the end, you're
not gonna get anything fixed if you just say, okay,

(01:21:51):
you're you're you say you're not unhappy, he say everything's fine. Okay,
Well I'm just gonna go on about my day, because
then nothing's getting fixed. You're just taking it for what
it is. You know, Listen, I hear you say that
you're not unhappy. You say everything's fine, but here's how
I'm feeling, and let her know what's up, and that

(01:22:12):
might open up her eyes and be like, oh, okay,
well maybe I do need to change some things, or
you can set up a gang bang and go that way.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
I early on in my marriage, I received really good
advice from a cousin of mine. He and his wife
had been married for over twenty years and one day
she up and left and he had no idea why.
And they both worked full time, and he had put

(01:22:43):
a lot of energy into the kids, and she is
she is a doctor, and he is a coach and
a teacher, and the kids were getting older and going
off to school, and she said, you know what, I
don't want this life anymore. And she left for a

(01:23:05):
few months, and she came back.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
She left for a few months, she went, houred herself
out for a couple of months, and came back and realized,
you know, the grass really isn't that green.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
No, she just decided that she was tired of being ignored.
And he said, the best thing you can do is
never stop dating your partner, because your kids are going
to leave the house one day and it's just going
to be you and your and your spouse, and you're

(01:23:37):
gonna have to have things to talk about, and you're
going the kids are gonna be gone, so it's gonna
just be you and your partner. And if you put
all of your focus on your kids and your job
all the time, what are you going to have to
focus on what are you going to have to talk
about with your partner if you if you completely ignore

(01:23:57):
them and your relationship with them. So never stop dating
your partner and putting focus on them as well.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Uh, I think you're complainer. You set up everything, but
you've been married twelve years. You've got the perfect setup,
all these things, but you've got this expectation of what
that marriage should be a certain way, and it's not.
I think the quote is most people's problems in life.

(01:24:31):
I don't think this is right. Most people's problems in
life is their inability to sit alone in a room.
And you've met the status quo and it's boring to you,
and so you feel like you gotta change it to me.
There's ebb and flow. Somebody text in had a good line.

(01:24:54):
It's not fifty to fifty, it's one hundred, one hundred.
You've got to put your one hundred percent in dating,
making date nights. They may not always land, but you
got to put in effort. But likewise, if you go
to your partner and like, hey, there's a problem and
they go, no, there isn't, I would hope they'd be like, wait, wait,
wait what what's happening? What are you talking about? But

(01:25:18):
maybe everything's going good and you're like, this is kind
of boring and that's just not what you want. But
it sounds like complaining.

Speaker 7 (01:25:31):
To me.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
It sounds like everything's good minus the sex. And that
could be a medical problem, that could be you're fat.
I don't know, all right, but it sounds to me
everything's normal. You're like, Oh, she's on her phone all
the time. Are you on your phone all the time?
Are you just sitting there watching TV? Are you playing golf?
Are you out with the boys? Are you bawling? And

(01:25:55):
while you come home and she's on the phone, and
you're like, why are you not celebrating that I'm here?
You see what I'm saying, Like, I think there's some
context missing here?

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Are you even fun to be around?

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
We get emails like this and people blame the other person,
and rarely is it one hundred percent the other person. No,
Maybe you flirted with her sister at the family reunion
and she can't let go of it. What did you
see what she was wearing. Maybe you had a questionable
relationship with a coworker and she can't let go of it.

(01:26:31):
What happened three months ago. What's the yang oh that
triggered this? No sex? That's sometimes sorry, ladies, you can
be petty and it may not be a real problem,
or it may be a real problem. I'm just saying that, Like,
women are pretty good with their methodical thought process. But

(01:26:55):
I think everybody has said the right that you gotta
have a You got to talk more about it, You
got to read the email to her, You got to
put in more than you can because you know what,
I guarantee, there's some partners out there that wish their
partner was sitting on the couch scrolling through their phone
and they'd be like, I'd just love to have them here,
even if we never had sex. Again, I think you're

(01:27:15):
being kind of a complainer. All right, we got to
take a break. We've got another email to read when
we get back.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Nine email says, I've been going back and forth for
months on whether to buy a boat. I want just
something big enough for the family to take out in
the lake, pull the kids on a tube, crack a beer,
enjoy the week, and that kind of thing. I've wonder
one for years. Now. I'm filing in a spot financially
where I can do it. But everyone I talk to

(01:27:46):
either says it's the best thing they ever did or
the dumbest half. My buddies say I regret it and
that I'm just signing up for constant repairs, storage fees,
maintenance and watching it sit in the driveway eighty percent
of the year. The other half say it's changed their
summer life. My wife's on the fence. What do you think?

(01:28:08):
Is this just a classic midlife crisis or is owning
a boat actually worth it? I'd love to hear from
people that made the leap or passed or and glad
they did or didn't. I have heard that phrase, but
the best day of owning a boat is the day
you buy it in the best day and when you

(01:28:30):
sell it. Right, those are the two best days. Right.
But I've also heard that about pools, many things. Yeah,
Lindsay's the only boat owner that we know. I don't know, Gorman,
do you own a boat? No? Nor do I, nor
do I have a desire to. I know people that
own boats, yeah, but I have never owned one. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:28:51):
And she might be in the newlywed phase. Still, is
this your first boat?

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
No, okay, we had a when we lived in Indiana
and we were able to be on the com Michigan
all the time. We had a Bayliner, a twenty four
foot bay Liner and loved it and sold that before
we moved. Didn't regret that we were on that almost

(01:29:16):
every weekend. Kevin's always had small version, small small boats,
like smoker crafts, things like that. They're always in his family. Yeah,
I mean, fishing has always just been a big part
of both of our lives. So I do not regret

(01:29:40):
at all. So far this the pontoon. We're on it
a lot unless it's raining. All of the rain that
we've had so far, we blame ourselves because of the
fact that we bought about Like we keep saying, the
ongoing joke is, yeah, we've got all this rain because
we bought a boat.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
So you have a boat payment, Are you pulling it
back and forth? Or do you have a marine? Are
you docking in the marine? We dock okay, so you
pay the marine a fee, right gash, So there's some
there's a pretty hefty monthly fee, you know. Tell us
I'm not trying to get the number out of you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Yeah. No, I mean we factored all that in sure, But.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
It's not a question of your financial skills. It is. Uh.
Sometimes people forget those things right. They think it's just
a boat payment.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Sure, sure, but tag it. Yeah, tagging it really isn't
that big of an expense. We did the three year deal,
so you don't have to worry about it for three years. Now.
If you have good friends when you invite, if you
invite them out on the boat, typically they'll say, let me,

(01:30:48):
you know, offer you money for gas, because gas on
the water is way more expensive than it is, you know,
at a normal gas station. So keep that in mind.
And if you are going to be tubing, yeah, you
run through the gas a lot faster. But if you're
just gonna you know, take your boat out and then

(01:31:13):
you know, dock it up, put it in the water,
and then just float for a little while and chill
on the water. That's awesome. It's a good day on
the water.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
So you're gonna have to explain this to me, yeah,
because I think I'm too stupid ton't understand this first.
Tagging a boat in the state of Oklahoma, the first
year is a dollar of the first one hundred and
fifty dollars of value.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Oh I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Say that again, it says it's a dollar for the
first one hundred and fifty dollars of value, plus a
dollar for each one hundred dollars of value above one
hundred and fifty. That just doesn't make any sense. So
it's two bucks. Are you're getting two bucks worth of fun?
Is what they mean? I don't know. I don't get it.
Why not just say it's a percentage of the value

(01:31:59):
of the of the boat? Oh m? Because that's why
I was just curious to how much the fee is, right,
And I'm sure people that are bone owners that can
can explain that. But because sometimes the tag part people
people do that with cars, right, Yeah, they don't. They

(01:32:20):
underestimate the cost of tag and titling a car. Right.
I can afford the payment, but it's also gonna cost
you seven hundred dollars just to get a tag for it.
But that's only a one time well I don't say
one time for that big chunk of change. It's a
one time fee. Yeah, there is regular you know tags
that you have to keep up on it, but it's

(01:32:40):
not near as much as it is that first time.
So I tried to figure this out. So if it's
a twenty five thousand dollars boat, then uh, it looks
like it's one hundred and fifty one bucks to tag it. Yeah, okay,

(01:33:05):
that's not bad. No, that's not bad at all. I
thought it was gonna be like one hundred, Like you
got to take one hundred dollars for everye hundred dollars
in the villa and you're like, oh, okay, yeah, that
seems ridiculous. No, it's a percentage of what it just
like when you buy a car, it's percentage of whatever,
you know, the cost of the car was.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
I think it depends on how the year, the make,
the model right, right footage, depends on all of those things.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
So on a twenty five thousand dollars boat, it says
it would be two hundred and fifty bucks, but the
caps that fees are one hundred and fifty one dollars
a year, so okay, yeah, one hundred fifty one bucks.
So that's not bad. That's manageable. No, And it's only
that one time, and then the next year it's ninety percent,
so it drops a lot. Yeah, it drops dramatically. Some
texts coming in. Boats just stand for be out. Another thousand,

(01:33:52):
Another one boat bust out another thousand. That's are two
completely different text best two days of the boast owner's life.
They bought it the day they sold it. Another one.
Get the boat, live short, have fun. If you pull
the trigger, get the longest boat you can afford. A
fish and ski boat will allow you to fish and
tuber ski. No kidding. Fiberglass is better riding, but aluminum

(01:34:14):
is cheaper and doesn't hurt when scratched. Another one. Buy
the boat. Most fun I had with my father was
on his boat. Totally worth it. Another one boat stands
break out Another thousand. Another one boat stands for breakout
another thousand, uh, another one. Boats are just better than
wave runners are jet skis. I hate people on jet skis.
We used to shoot at them with a potato cannon

(01:34:35):
when they messed up. Our jug lines are made. Wake
in no wake zones. Settle that down. It's not your
lake for real, man. I got to break out a
tater cannon on these people. Come on, Oh, that is
kind of funny, by used. I bought one for seventeen
hundred bucks. Put thirty five hundred into it, and I

(01:34:57):
have no payments and love to get out fish next
to the guys who paid fifty thousand for their boat
and catch just as much fish as they are even more.
All right, Listener, email from a guy who wants to
buy a boat and he isn't sure what to do.
Here's people say it's not great. He's here, some people
say it's not great. His wife is on the fence.

(01:35:20):
What do we think, lindsay.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Buy the boat by buy a family boat for the fam.
You guys will love it. Everyone will, And yeah, you don't.
I like it because we don't do a whole lot
of traveling, and this is a great way for us
to go to the you know, go camping. It's a
great little mini vacation, great time spent together on the lake.

(01:35:47):
I think it was the best money we ever spent.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Gimpie, dude. I say this about a boat, about a motorcycle,
about a particular car you want, If you want it
and you can afford it, go do it. Go do it.
If it's going to bring you happiness in your life
and it's going to create memories that you're going to
take with you forever. Do it. Don't hem ha around

(01:36:15):
about it. I get it. Come on, come on, a
cunion issues were going to get used in off and
who gives it? Damn if you want to go, get it.
If you want to go, do it, as long as
it's not putting you or your family out. And when
I say that, I mean, can we not get groceries
this week because I got a boat payment? Do I
have to skip paying the electric bill or the rent

(01:36:37):
because I've got a boat payment? You know, if you
can do it, go for it. Do it. Don't let
me stop you. Don't let anybody else stop you. The
only person that may get permission to stop you would
be your spouse. And even then, do it. It's easier
to beg for forgiveness than it is to ask God.

(01:36:59):
And you, well, why'd you get the boat? We can't
afford it or whatever. It's a stupid purchase. Get him
out there on it, and I guarantee you at the
end of the day, they're like, that was a lot
of fun. I know I was on the fence about it.
I wasn't happy about it when you bought it, but
I sure am glad now thanks because you're making memories

(01:37:19):
with your significant other, you're making memories with your kids,
do it. Don't be a bitch, go buy the boat. Uh.
If you are looking for permission to buy the boat,
here it is. If you think it's going to improve
your life, go do it. I'm not a big believer
in the Hey, beg for forgiveness with your spouse. You

(01:37:39):
should agree together and if she disagrees, then you've got
you know, make a PowerPoint or something. Right. Fifty two
reasons why we need a boat. Yeah, I think if
you have you have to have an outlook on life
that hey, I want to improve my life because you
can die tomorrow. And I'm not trying to be Mormon,

(01:38:00):
morbid or Mormon, but like, yeah, but I'm a big
believer in Tomorrow's not a promise and yesterday's gone, so
you got to focus on today and if that makes
your life better, do it now. Me personally, I wouldn't
buy a boat because I don't want to be a

(01:38:20):
slave to it. I don't want to have to clean it.
I don't want to get it to marina. I don't
want to tag it. I don't want to pay the
det I don't want to deal with all that. But
that's just me. I would rather spend it on a
vacation or an ipa. People are just built different. But
if it improves your life. Life's too short. You can
think of a thousand reasons not to do something, but

(01:38:43):
you've only got today. There's no promise you're gonna wake
up tomorrow. So go get them Tiger, Go be in debt.
They won't be around after you're gone to worry about
the debt. They're not going to come after you you're debt.
Get the boat Man, we gotta take a break. We'll

(01:39:04):
be back.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
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And so when you think something through, you go, well
there's A, there's B and they might stop. DF means
you try to think about it more thoughtfully and with intent,

(01:41:48):
think of all the scenarios, think it all the way through.
I want to vote, yes not, I want to vote.
There's a marina fee. If I'm gonna dock it, I
gotta tag it, I get gas, gotta have insurance. Am
I gonna let people borrow it? Do I want to
buy a trailer like that's deefing thinking of all the
possible scenarios that could go along with that. On to

(01:42:14):
tell the truth, ask any question you want get to
know the show better. I thought this was a really
fun question, and it was what is the there? It is?
What poor people habit? Will you always do?

Speaker 9 (01:42:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Okay, what poor people habit? Will you always do it?

Speaker 7 (01:42:37):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
I context, I think this implies something you do to
be financially frugal maybe or maybe frugal with groceries?

Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
Right, reuse Walmart bags? I save them. I use them
to clean the litter box. I also line my uh
garbage bat my garbage cans with them, find lots of
uses for them. So I do I save those?

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
How many do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
You think, oh, well, we just restocked.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
So how do you restock?

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
I mean I I have a yeah when I get groceries, Okay,
how many do you have? There's probably fifty and fifty
or so.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
I bet I have a bag that you could hug
and it's probably this tall full. I mean there's got
to be five hundred in there, oh at least. Yeah,
And I don't need.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Them well bringing me because I use them?

Speaker 1 (01:43:41):
No I use them for lots of wet clothes. Yeah,
for sure, we go on vacation, I put some in there.
We use it for a liner for trash in the car.
But once your once, your little pouch is full. Because
I got the same sort of thing, right my grandma.
Maybe step bags in there, got a hole in the bottom.
You pull them out, right, I get so full, I'm like,
all right, when I get groceries, I don't continue to

(01:44:03):
pile them and stuff them in there. You know, I'm
just like, all right, well, I'm full. These are going
into the garbage. Do you do the same thing or
do you continue to stuff it in? Yeah? So I
actually keep stuffing them in. It's probably to the annoyance
of my wife, because I don't want to ruin the environment. Okay,
but but if I get a grocery delivery and the

(01:44:25):
person smokes, I'll throw the bags away because they that
smoke stays in the bags. Ah okay. And then I
get to a point where I'm at now where they're
all full, And sometimes my sister in law takes them
because she's a teacher, and then or sometimes she doesn't,
and then I just so I just throw them away
from the beginning. I don't need that minute. Target bags

(01:44:49):
are the premium ones.

Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
Yeah, they're thicker, Yes, for sure. That's that's why I
I when we do the litter box, you have to
double double the bag because there's always going to be
a hole in the bottom of a water.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
Yeah, yeah, what yours gimpy? Uh So, I can't really
describe it other way. Just tell you if there's like,
let's say a little bit of ketchup in the bottom
of the bottle, a little bit of mustard. Maybe I'm
making spaghetti and that residual sauce. That's again, put some
water in there, shake it all up and then you know,

(01:45:27):
dump that sauce into your your pin or you know,
use that. The trick with the condiments is not put
too much water in it, because then it waters it down. Yeah,
and you gotta ketchup water or mustard water, and that's
just disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Is there any condiment that you won't add water to.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
Mayonnaise?

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
Because I add milk instead?

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
Oh yeah, good call?

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
Yeah, ranch, same way, add milk instead of water.

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
Good call. I mean because I remember being at my
cousin's house when we were little, and she put water
in the ranch jar and shook it up, and I
thought that was so disgusting, That's why I asked. But
when you just said milk, I'm like, yeah, great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
Peanut butter and jelly, I think would be a prime
example that when it gets down to it, I've scraped
it dry. I'm not going to try to loosen it
because that just doesn't work out that well.

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
So it is a spatula.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
You get it out. You know, somebody textings you can
take extra bags back to Walmart so they can recycle.
You misspoke in that text you can take extra bags
back to Walmart so they can tell you they recycle.

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
I think there's been a couple more than one documentary
that says there's no recycling exactly mine would be. And
I just stopped doing this, getting every drop of toothpaste
out of the toothpaste tube, like fighting it, like squeeze it,
like trying to get it in, like there's more. And
I've just recently been like, why am I doing this?
Just get a new tube of toothpaste? What am I

(01:46:51):
getting one more toothbrush out of it?

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
Yes? And then when you think you got it all,
there's just a little bit more. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
Man, do you have a go to toothpaste?

Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:47:03):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
Um? Yes? But every time I have to look up
the brand because I don't I never remember what it is.
I'm not okay, change it up. It gonna be coldgate
crusted or Awqua fresh. I don't wow. I don't care
about brushing teeth. I just don't.

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
You'll use whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
Uh, I mean yes, because I don't care. I think brushing.
I don't know brushing teeth really does anything.

Speaker 2 (01:47:38):
Oh, it absolutely does.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
I would have to agree with lindsay. It gets the
film out of your mouth, it gets the food that's
stuck in there. There's definitely a chemical reaction. I agree
one hundred percent with that. Oh but there there's been
plenty of studies that show brushing teeth does not make
a difference. Oh no, philosophy even makes a bigger difference.

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
Hmmm. No, you gotta brush your gums, you gotta.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
I'm just telling you of the research I've done. There's
been plenty of studies where they take people that brush
their teeth and those that don't, and there's no discernible
difference in terms of cavities, gingervitis, things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
I don't know. I would have to argue, because.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
You can argue all you want. These people did the research.

Speaker 2 (01:48:20):
So Marcus just we last week. He just went to
the dentist. And I'm always on him about flossing, and
he never because he never does it. It drives me crazy.
He's never in fifteen years had a cavity and he
never flosses, and it drives me nuts because I even
bought the kid a water pick and it won't use it.
He's never had a cavity, but he brushes his teeth

(01:48:42):
like a maniac because he doesn't want bad breath. And
he's never had a cavity, so he must be doing
something right.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
Floride, excuse me, it's rather something in my.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
Throat, floride just keeping the cavities away. I mean, I guess,
but he doesn't. But you just said that it's flossing
is better than brushing, yes, and he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
Right, You're you're comparing the two when he doesn't do one.
And I'm telling you it's not the toothbrush. It's the
fluoride that might be in the toothpaste, or it's the
fluoride in the water. Okay, well, fuck, guess what good news.
We're gonna find out. No, no, we're gonna find out.
They're gonna take what flooride out of the water in
the state. Are they absolutely enough? Because people think that's

(01:49:30):
the right thing to do, and your lemmings, so you
just go along with it instead of checking data. Did
you guys used to have you guys used to have
a misconnection segment? At one time we did. It was
fun where we would read miss connections and uh, see
if we can help people find people. Wait, I'm done
along because they got pretty boring. Yeah, there was nothing exciting.

(01:49:51):
They were all pretty much the same thing. A bunch
of creepy dudes too. Yes, I saw you a quick trip.
You had a pair of yours has said juicy on
the ass. I'd like to get some of that. Would
you rather always know the truth even when it hurts,
or stay blissfully unaware?

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
Lindsey, Mmmm, even when it hurts. I want to know
the truth even when it hurts.

Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
Your food's not good. You want to hear that from
your kids?

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
Yeah, I'll stop cooking it. I'll make something different.

Speaker 1 (01:50:28):
Well, so you just cook something else. They won't like it. No, your.

Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
Not.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
Yeah, but you're you're saying that's not the thing you're making,
it's your cooking in general, as all of us.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
Yeah, because then I wouldn't have to cook. Tell me
so I can get out of cooking.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
I think you would be hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
I would, yeah, but of course yes, but they will
tell me. I don't like this. This isn't my favorite.
There's definitely been times gim me.

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
I think the key word there is blissfully, meaning you're
happily unaware, and I've been living my life that way
for forty four years. I'm good with it. You're fine
if you get the truth, but you'd rather you don't.
You don't need it. Again, you don't never have cancer
if you don't go to the doctor and find out
if you have cancer. That's true, you know what I mean.

(01:51:21):
So I'm happy just being blissfully unaware of things. You're right,
give me the truth. I don't care either way. But
I'm just gonna go with my life regardless. Younger meat,
I want to know the truth. Older me. I just
stay out of my way, right, just stay out of
my way. Most of my unhappiness is caused by others. Uh.

(01:51:48):
Did you say fish meatballs Swedish? Yes, she said fish meatballs.
Oh god, so gross? Uh funny funny to hear you
say Bronie's name. It sounds like Bronnie, not Broke. I
don't care. That's the most attention he's gotten, blissfully unaware.

(01:52:12):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
True?

Speaker 1 (01:52:14):
Do you go around eight nine zero eight correcting people
on that? A sub player, a C level player on teams?
Who cares? You are fun at parties? I bet what
is your favorite meat choice when having barbecue?

Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
Pork, but it's not expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
Always bone in or bone out out right, gimby want
to have to go with ribs man? I like the pork,
but don't get me wrong, I got a lot of
options that you can go with there, and brisket's all
right too, you know, but when it comes down to it,
universal all around, can't never go wrong, except for maybe

(01:53:02):
the sauce that you choose. Ribs man. So I read
it as barbecue, like people grilling and barbecue. Sometimes people
use as the same term, and it's it's not right.
Barbecue is slow cooked, low temp, special wood right right.
Typically I think this when having a barbecue is like grilling, right, Okay, Yeah,

(01:53:28):
I don't know. Yeah, Well, you invite people over for barbecue. Hey,
we're having a barbecue this weekend. Why don't you come
over and bring some tato salad. You don't ever invite
anybody over for a for a grilling. I think so
when you have hot dogs or hamburgers or whatever. Yeah,
but I think you're right a lot of people and
I'm guilty of it. Hey, we're barbecuing this weekend. What
do you have? Hamburger's not dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:53:49):
Yeah? Easy, Yeah, that gets the words get mixed up
and you're like, ah, which what are we talking about? Right?
If we're slow cooking some meat, I'm with GIMPI man,
ribs pork bun ain't bad either, but I'm with ribs. Brisket,
burnt ins, burn ends, Well that's part of the brisket though, right, yes,

(01:54:09):
so you're cooking, you're cooking a brisket. You've got to
cook a brisket to get burn in, But the burn
ends are just the bonus part of the brisket. Now
I've done it where you buy a brisket and chop
it up and make only burnt ends. It's not the same, right,
it's just not Uh. If we're grilling I mean steaks, man,
who doesn't love grilling steaks. Who doesn't love going to
someone's house and they're grilling steaks. You're like, this is awesome,

(01:54:35):
even if it's like a flank steak to cut up
for some tacos. Yeah, that's perfect. Man. What's something you
believed as a kid that turned out to be hilariously wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
I don't know how hilarious it is, but I did
believe that if you swallowed watermelon seeds that a watermelon
would grow in your stomach.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
And I just.

Speaker 2 (01:55:01):
Recently found out that eating watermelon seeds is actually very,
very good for you. Yeah, well, very They have a
lot of nutritional value.

Speaker 1 (01:55:12):
Wall seeds have nutritional value.

Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
Yeah, but watermelon seeds awesome. Eat them?

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
They like, chew them up? Yeah, uncooked?

Speaker 2 (01:55:20):
Yeah, yeah, eat the watermelon seeds.

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
Isn't it funny how I say something like brushing teeth
and you dismiss it immediately, but watermelon seeds you're on
board with immediately. Why is that you think?

Speaker 2 (01:55:32):
I don't know, I just we we just read it
the other night. Watermelon seeds are really good.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Shea kimpied. I guess you know. Now, there's a lot
to choose from sitting close to the TV when make
you go, make you give your eyes, make your eyes bad,
make your eyes go bad. It's not really in case
minor more historically based. So like Columbus discovering America. No,

(01:56:00):
the Pilgrims came to America and got along with the Indians.
It was great. No, they only ate the meal because
they just murdered a bunch of people. It's an I'm
sorry meal. No, it was like we did it. We
defeated those other people. It wasn't like We're glad you're here,
thanks for coming to our country. Uh, all right, we

(01:56:22):
gotta take a break. We will be back.

Speaker 3 (01:56:25):
More of the Big Men Morning Show is next.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
Saw this story and just the headline makes me laugh.
Sidney Sweeney to launch lingerie line. That makes sense, right,
She's quite the sex symbol right now. Yeah, makes sense
for her to do that. But this is the second
part of this is what's got me my attention. With
an investment from Jeff Bezos. Hey you got the money,

(01:56:54):
you want to start a lingerie? Yeah, I mean, I'm
sure there was a little more informal than that, like
maybe his people, right, I hope it wasn't him going
you know, he should do we should say you wanna
laingerie you. Yeah, it doesn't matter who it is. There's

(01:57:23):
nothing to do with Bezos. It has to do with
what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:57:27):
It kind of does like he just gives me the
ick ah who.

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
Cares uh plenty of what may gives him the because
he's old.

Speaker 2 (01:57:35):
Yeah, unattractive.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
I think his money makes him quite attractive. Yeah, he's
not that bad. I mean, come on, he's not. DJ Qualls.

Speaker 2 (01:57:45):
Just saying they are both pretty ichy.

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
DJ Qualls and Jeff Bezos look nothing alive him.

Speaker 2 (01:57:53):
I know they're both ichy in their own ways.

Speaker 1 (01:57:55):
What's the ikey? I'm just confused on the ickiness.

Speaker 2 (01:57:59):
He looks like, like, who's the the uh, the guy
of the the commissioner of the NBA. That's what he
reminds me of.

Speaker 1 (01:58:08):
David Stern? Is it David Stern? Is that the old one? No,
it's Adam Silver, Adam Silvery. That guy does look a little,
he does, but Jeff Bezeos looks nothing like that. They're bald, right, Yeah,
they got.

Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
The sunken and eye big, sunken and eye.

Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
Big.

Speaker 2 (01:58:29):
They're just they just creep me out.

Speaker 1 (01:58:32):
Jeff Bezos has mad lazy eye, bro, I never noticed
that a lot of people have lazy eyes. That's a
rabbit hole I've recently went down. Yeah, celebrities with lazy eyes.
You'd be surprised to how many of them have a
lazy eye. Yeah, a lot of people have it. How
severe it is is another thing, right, This one like
he's totally popeye. Like one eyes like you know, O

(01:58:53):
hi on cocaine, and the other one's like totally baked. Man.
You can go down a rabbit hole and people like
that and see how many times they do a certain
way they stand in a photo, Okay, and they only
do that because it doesn't draw attention to their lazy eye. Yeah,
that makes sense. We knew a guy that only wore
glasses and you know in his pictures because of his
wonky eye. Come on, man, he used to work with us.

(01:59:18):
How you can't say that anymore? Okay, you know how
many people used to work with us? Let me refres
You can tell me later. You know, I don't need
to You don't need to blast the person. Plenty of
people had lazy eyes. He's dead, so he's not gonna
say plenty of people have had lazy eyes. Here, I
think every male besides you and me that have been
on the show had a lazy eye. Oh I got

(01:59:38):
a lazy eye. That's what sent me down the rabbit hole, right,
because my pictures are the same way. This eye, my
left eye is way lazier than my right eye, and
I notice it in every picture that I ever take,
But I don't care. It's very common. Yeah, it's very common.
My oldest had one and we started to correct it

(01:59:58):
at a young age. She eventually had to have surgery.
She had to put an eye patch over the good yeah,
both of them wrapping up. Yeah. Yeah, I remember a
lot of kids and in elementary school having to do that.
My mom had, she had it when she was little.
We were just want to move. My mom had it
when she was little, but they didn't correct it that way.

(02:00:19):
So she had to have surgery on her eye at
a time when it wasn't very like. They were like, yeah,
let's just do surgery. And she has this massive scar
and they did some damage to her eye and she
eventually had to wear really crazy glasses. Coke bottle glass
was for most of her life. Interesting. It's it's crazy
how I was unaware how common it is, but I

(02:00:41):
didn't know Jeff Bezos had one. I I gotta be honest.
I don't stare into his eyes, gimpie. Well, I mean
we're talking about him, and I got his pictures up here,
mostly because I wanted. I was like, didn't he have
a new girlfriend, because we're talking about married They just
got married, got married, So we're talking about Jeff Beziel's
being creepy, you knowing, like he's a knee you want
to start a launch. Was like, doesn't he have a
new girlfriend? But I guess it's now new wife. Yeah,

(02:01:04):
but I guess that doesn't really mean anything. Look up
his age and then see how old he is, because
you go, oh, oh he's sixty one. Yeah, he looks great. God,
I hope I look like that nine years, eleven years.
And his new lady's only fifty five. So it's not
like there's a huge age difference. No, like with some
of them. No, and she's fine, she's fine. I wouldn't

(02:01:26):
say she's hideous. No, she's very attractive. Yeah. Now go
look up old pictures of Jeff Bezos. Oh really, go
look up pictures of Jeff Bezos, like in the beginning,
and you will see a dramatic difference. The man definitely
has some money. You can see that for sure. He

(02:01:49):
probably was a candidate for the Turkey hair placement. Wow. Wow,
he looks like somebody we worked with and now not
some Wow, good for him. Spend your money, get those

(02:02:10):
muscles ripped, dude. Yeah, he a nerd. Yeah, it's that
thing of like he got tired of being called the nerd. Yeah,
I'm gonna make a bunch of money, then we'll see.
And then he got all that money and they're like whatever, nerd,
and then he's like, all right, I'm gonna get some
calf in plants, right, and some peck in plants. Zuckerberg's

(02:02:34):
going through the same thing. He's going through the same
thing he thought once he got all that money, just
like in the movie, right, girls would like him or
quote unquote, he got all that money, not enough. So
now what's he doing. He's training to fight. Yeah, but
his looks have actually gotten worse over time. But that's
what I'm saying. I don't think he's done any plastic surgery,
but that's how he's training to fight, Like bulk up right, right,

(02:02:57):
He's like he used to have that curly you know
fro going on a little bit, you know, not too
shall Jesse Eisenberg as might be who you're remember. But
I'm looking at a really early picture of Mark Zuckerberg
in the beginning and then one now, and he's got
this weird bowl cut that looks like chit on TikTok
if you know who I'm talking about. It's bad. And

(02:03:19):
his skin's gotten whiter, his skin has gotten lighter in
his older years. He's just spending all of his time
inside and never seeing the sun at all. Whatsoever? You
got a stuff, You got a stuff? One in a locker? Okay, Bezos,
Zuck or Elon? Which one are you doing? And we're

(02:03:39):
talking about the old them, right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
totally I'm stuffing Bezos in a locker. First, man, Zuckerberg
looks like somebody I could hang out with. And his
older pictures, right, it looks like we might smoke a
little weak, yeah, play some video games, you know, be
nerd or whatever. You know, it looks like somebody I
would hang out with. Bezos No way, he looks like

(02:04:01):
he's only allowed to bust tables. The uh look did
you look up Elon when he was younger too. I
was just about to. Yeah, because if you haven't seen
Elon when he was super young, you go, okay, yeah, dork,
he's clearly had some work done too. Yeah, he sure has.
Oh so if I this stuff Elon Musk and Bezos

(02:04:21):
in a locker at the same time he was doing it,
he was.

Speaker 2 (02:04:24):
He was a lot balder when he was young.

Speaker 1 (02:04:27):
Hair plants, yeah yeah, yeah, but not quite the transformation
that Bezos has made. No, I mean I would call
the hair thing quite the transformation. Yeah. However, like Jeff,
Bezos looks like a totally different person. I can still
see Elon Musk in these older pictures of his same
way with Zuckerberg a little bit like I don't know,

(02:04:49):
but Bezos total, total transformation. Yeah, it's fun to watch.
Gotta be honest. If I became a gazillionaire, I'm definitely
probably gonna get very vain. I guess I've got the

(02:05:11):
money to do so. Yes, I probably wouldn't fix the
Dilda fish because that's my trademark item there. But yeah,
I'm getting hair implants. I'm going to maybe get a
little bit of work done to thin things out, you know. Yes,
if I got the money to do it. I'm doing it. Listen,
if there was a surgery to make Stephen Hawking walk,

(02:05:35):
he would have gotten it. Right, he had the money,
he would have gotten it. You get vain when you
get in the public eye. You get vain when you
have a couple. You're in the cut, you know, the
three Comic Club. You gotta keep up with everybody else. Man, right,
you want to go to the cool party? Was that

(02:05:56):
movie the stage or the show or whatever on h
on Apple TV with uh what's his name? In uh
the studio the studio. Yeah, it's really great. And you
want to be invited to Charlie Stearn's party. If you
look like young Elon Musker, young Jeff Bezos, you ain't
getting invited. No, not at all. You gotta look like

(02:06:19):
at ten nerds. That's funny. By the way, Ain't nothing
wrong with nerds? No, No, I am grateful for them.
We need nerds in this world. I'm nerds on. I
get nerd out on stuff. It's a misconception that nerding
out is bad. But you don't look like that. We're

(02:06:39):
not gonna stuff you in a locker anytime. I bet
someone thinks we do look like that. Probably so maybe,
Oh well, I bet there are some people that would
argue one of us, the three of us, want two
of us? Probably just two right, all right, just the
ones with penises. They they look bad? Right? Because I

(02:07:01):
see your messages de lindsay you weirdos. She gets all
the likes it hits on social media. Do I get
any now settled down? Yes? You just settled down hers
yours just don't involve like you should look pretty today?
Step it up, guys, there's the beauty girl. All right,

(02:07:25):
have a beautiful day, my queen. And no, she will
not sleep with you exactly. Kimpi's never says that. It
says I want to smoke with your right, let's play
disc golf, flap your arm, things like that.

Speaker 2 (02:07:45):
Have you been to such and such?

Speaker 1 (02:07:47):
Right? Mine? Are boy? You look old? Right? Who ain't Corbin?
Settle down with the laughs. I can't help it just
comes natural, Patty, I know, not much room a time.
Listen just because you haven't seen your penis in a while, Well,

(02:08:11):
I'm not working on mine. What's your excuse?

Speaker 2 (02:08:15):
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (02:08:18):
Mean I blame you too. Oh yeah, yeah, I wouldn't
have to drink so much what it is. All right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (02:08:28):
Tulsa's Morning show is coming right back, a big morning show,
Tulsa's rock station KMOD.

Speaker 1 (02:08:50):
I have a couple of things that I have been
holding on to for TikTok for our podcast. Oh yeah,
and I'm very excited. One of them I'm super excited
about because I've never heard of anything like this, and
I'm curious how common it is because when I saw
it and then I read the comments, apparently it's very common.

(02:09:10):
So we'll get to that. But I love watching people
do karaoke on TikTok. I think it's really enjoyable. So
this is a man. He's going to do a song
that we all know. So we'll listen to that great song. Man,

(02:09:36):
I'm sure you've seen this been done a bunch of times,
a bunch of times. Yeah, never done myself, but oh
jolly bro Oh, I'm all about Joey bro Man. He

(02:10:01):
looks the part. He surefucking does too. No feedback is fantastic.
This isn't his best work, No, it isn't. Oh no,
if you I've been watching this guy since hell, since

(02:10:21):
TikTok came around. And he started popping. I don't follow him,
but he pops up on my fyp a lot and
he's got this Oh it's such a crazy I want
to say, dad dance. And when I say dad dance,
I'm talking like seventies dad dance, like your dad would
dance or like my dad would dance, right, because they're
still kind of stuck back during the seventies or eighties.

(02:10:42):
And it's a lot of hip gyration and thrusting that
goes with it, you know, not like ooh ooh thrusting,
but like I'm like, he's just kind of just circling
his slong around, you know, and he's singing around and
da da da da. And I was just like some
of the songs that he does, he's he's fairly decent.
Adds other ones like that one right there. I'm like,

(02:11:04):
that's your best work, joy, bro, this is the one
that has the most Watch the dance. There's a dance.
It's a little bit yeah yeah, damn yeah yeah. It's
a little bit of put the lotion in the basket
the basket. Staring at the camera is weird. He has

(02:11:30):
like a whole light set up at home and everything. Oh, Yeah,
he goes all in. Recently got himself a new motorcycle
because he's got TikTok famous.

Speaker 9 (02:11:39):
You know, yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (02:11:57):
Good for him? Yeah, I don't have the boss good
for him. He's got no fox at all whatsoever. He
doesn't care what people think. I don't think he spends
a lot of time in the comments. Maybe he does,
I don't know, but he just he does his thing
and he's unapologetically. Yeah that bike's pretty Yeah, he just
recently got that as far as I know, not like
maybe a couple months ago whatever. But yeah, he's getting

(02:12:21):
bigger on TikTok. And and I think he's I think
he's feeling himself, right, I think he's I think he's groove. Yeah,
well maybe finding it. I think he's already found his groove.
I think he's like gott In the big Head a
little bit. It's kind of well, he thinks he's Yeah,
he thinks he's the his ship don't stink and he
good h And there's there's there's a whole account that

(02:12:42):
I stumbled across where it's just bashing this guy Joey
really yeah, just fucking hating on him badly. Yeah, here's
the thing. Man, Like, here's my opinion on this. Is
he good? I don't know, but he's stepping out, man,
and a lot of people don't step out exactly. And

(02:13:04):
is he a good dude? I don't know. I ain't
judging whether he's a good dude or not. And think
about this, wouldn't be possible. We would never know who
this guy is. He wouldn't get this self esteem, his
mental health wouldn't evolve or whatever's happening without It's fucking wild.
He talk is so wild to me, man, the amount

(02:13:26):
of content out there. And here's a guy that you're
just like, okay, sure, there's that guy who's the cook
for a sorority house at the University of Stay Cool
Kin or something like that. And he was just a guy.
Maybe you do a couple videos of him cooking food
for the sorority house. Looked like some grateful dead fan.

(02:13:47):
And he got cancer, got a bunch of started showing
up in people's FYP and only did with make food
and that's all he does. And now he's got like
millions of followers. He's beaten cancer, he moved into a
new apartment. Life is good, right, that's such a wild
story to me because of a social media app all,
because they were like, I can I sing all the

(02:14:09):
time at the bar? I'll go ahead and throw that
up here. I I I give major prompts to carry
yokerers because there's a lot like Lindsay's fairly decent, right,
she's really good. I consider myself to be fairly decent. Right,
There's other people out there that fucking suck ass. They
sound like an angel plummeting towards the earth, okay, but

(02:14:31):
they don't care. They get up and they do it anyway.
And I'm like, you suck. You know, you suck. But
good for you for getting out there and doing it.
Because there's a lot of people that like, may just
be all right, they're too scared to get up there
in front of everybody is singing. They'll belt it out
in their car around the house cleaning or whatever. But
you get that mic in your hand and in front
of crowd, I can't do it. So kudos to all

(02:14:54):
those that do it. I kind of think. And certain
people that do karaoke do it because they that's their
I don't know, it feels a little ego driven, okay, right,
Some they're good and they just like singing, and the
ones that you're right, the ones that can't sing and
they get up there. I'm like, good on you man, yes,
no sing, yes, do it doing lady. Too many people

(02:15:18):
get scared, and I get it. Have you not stumbled
across Chit yet? It feels familiar? I can't remember everybody.
Yeah you you know Chit if you've seen Chit one.
The iconic line do it lady is It's stuck in
my fucking head ever since I've seen him for the
very first time, and it made it cracked. It's kind

(02:15:39):
of like an office, you know the TV show of
the Office, where it's kind of shot like that. You know,
we're talking to one person, then we pin over here
and then we look over so it's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's kind of shot like that. But he's such a
quirky and awkward guy. You know. He's like one episode
he was like, uh, he's on the phone talking with
customers or whatever, and it's like he's doing it right now,

(02:16:00):
and it shows his socks and it says, I'm farting
right now. You know. It's it's it's funny. I'm surprised
that you you haven't if if, if you haven't stumbled
across it yet, you should go down the chit rabbit hole.
Fucking cracks me up every time I think this is
a famous comedian that does this. Yeah, I think you're right,

(02:16:21):
because I did, like read a bit of an interview
we had on USA today, and this is like a
new thing that he's starting, and it's really it's really
taken off. Yeah, I think so it is do a
lady okay on birthday. So here's the other thing that
I came across that I didn't even know existed. It's

(02:16:41):
a poop knife. Do you know what a poop knife is? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:16:44):
Yeah, I think we have talked about this.

Speaker 1 (02:16:46):
We have, we have yet, We've had a listener actually
taxed inn and say that his family had a poop knife,
and I thought it was the most disgusting thing ever. Yeah, Like,
they make special ones. But I guess if if you
want to use a butter knife at your mama's drawer,
you could do that too. They meant, I don't remember
this conversation. They meant, that's not a big deal, by

(02:17:08):
the way, because I don't remember. Wh shit. Uh. They
make specific items called poop knives. Google it up. You
can find it on Amazon. Most of them are like
a hard silicone substance so they wash easily. It's clearly
not a knife that you're going to be used to
spread mayonnaise or peanut butter and jelly on. But they

(02:17:30):
have see there you go poop knives. Poop knives and
apparently I mean, I'm not trying to stomp on anything
here that you got going on. But if if you
ship like a lumberjack and you gotta it ain't gonna
go down all the way. You grab the old poop
knife and you fucking cut it in half, up in pieces,
so it goes down the toilet. For the people that

(02:17:52):
aren't healthy, your food isn't you're not eating correctly whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:17:56):
I don't know that if you're taking a good healthy
shit like that.

Speaker 1 (02:17:59):
No, nope, Number Jack, I don't know think a turd
should ever be the size of my forearm. Listen, they
have they haven't changed, and ship they What the fuck
are you saying, Paul Bunyon, is it real? Well? But
just big people the rock, Big people take big ships. Yes,
listen to me. They perfected the toilet. It hasn't changed.

(02:18:21):
The design hasn't changed, and that hasn't changed because there's
no reason to change it. Yeah, but how many times
have you ever had a turd that's so big it
ain't going down? Sure, and that's where the poop knife. No,
you just flush again. That's a waste of water, that's
what five gallons down. It's a waste of a knife.

(02:18:41):
But because what you're doing is you're not cleaning the
knife off, and even if you are, you're not really
That's why I say, you don't put it back in
the drawer. You need no, no, no, this look at
this person just stays the bucket. They have a bucket
on the back of the that's disgusting. I come across
the TikTok, since we're talking about poop knives, that there's
a family out there that they have the, for lack

(02:19:05):
of better term, a shit sponge, and it's what everybody uses.
Everybody in the family uses the same shit sponge. And
it's a sponge on a stick and they keep it
like in like vinegar or some shit. So that way,
she says, you don't have to wash it out, you know,
you just keep it soaked in the vinegar or whatever,
and you have to change the vinegar out like once

(02:19:25):
a week or some shit, And I thought that was
the most disgusted. They fucking clean your eys with it? Now, okay,
here it is, take yourself. It's also known as sponge
on a stick. It's it's from ancient Roman times. Academics
disagree as its exact use, but its primary sources are vague.
It has traditionally been assumed to be a type of

(02:19:47):
shared anal hygiene utensil used to wipe after defecating, and
the sponge cleaned in vinegar or water, sometimes salt water.
Other research suggest it was most like a toilet brush,
like you would clean your toilet with. Correct, that's what
it looks like. Yeah, this gal was all about it.

(02:20:08):
Everybody in my family uses the same shit. Sponge. Holy shit.
Roman Roman philosopher Senica the Younger reported that a German
gladiator died by suicide with a sponge on a stick.
According to Seneca, the gladiator hid himself into the latrine
of an amphitheater and pushed the wooden stick deep into
his throat throat. Oh god, oh god, it was by dookie. Fuck.

Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
What in the actual fuck?

Speaker 1 (02:20:41):
People are wild? Wild? Yeah, I would like to think
that this woman was only making this up. Okay for TikTok,
but I know no. Shit stick is a thin stick
or sick steak or stick used instead of toilet paper
for anal hygiene, and is a historical item of material

(02:21:07):
culture introduced through the Chinese Buddhism. In Japanese Buddhism, well
known example is in a Watau or a Gangang, which
in which a monk asked what is Buddha and the
master answered a dry shit stick.

Speaker 2 (02:21:25):
All of a sudden, my juicing does not think.

Speaker 1 (02:21:28):
So bad people have People have used many different materials
in the history of anal hygiene, including leaves, rags, paper, water, sponges,
corn cobs, and sticks. Fucking corn cop that's where the
term get the corn cob out of your head. That
feels like an actual logical thing to use. If you
know what a drag corn cob looks like. Y, Yeah,
it looks like it would hurt, but it would get

(02:21:50):
only the first few times it would get the ship
up for sure. Ah, the good old days, the good
old days where everybody in the families share the same
ship stick.

Speaker 2 (02:22:01):
Thank God for the inventure of toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (02:22:06):
But day toilet toilet paper is so weird. I don't mind.
My wife. We were on vacation. My wife was like,
where you been. I'm like, I just smearing ship on
my ass, because that's all you're doing, is you're smearing ship.
When you have mud on your arm, you don't wipe.

Speaker 2 (02:22:21):
It, but you can can't you request but days in
hotel rooms.

Speaker 1 (02:22:26):
Not on a cruise ship. You can't even have a
You can't even have a hair dryer. You have to
use their hair dryer. I'm surprised you didn't bring wipes
with you, like wet white. Of course I did. So
what are we complaining about? I have an issue with
the wipes. To be honest, for you, they're pretty thin. Okay,
that's fair. One plan. I could say something really gross

(02:22:48):
on why I don't like knowing my body temperature when
I do that. You know what I'm saying. I'm a
court loop. Yeah, it's a little much. I understand. I
understand it. Got past you gotta do is what you
guys to do, you know, I get it. I get
it for some people, you know, that's all they use
is just the wipes, and some people like you, use

(02:23:10):
just a bidet unless you are forced in a position. Dang,
I'm traditionalist. I'll stick with my toilet paper. I don't mind,
it's it's all good.

Speaker 2 (02:23:17):
You still haven't bought a bidet mo.

Speaker 1 (02:23:19):
Fuck no, he's not spending that morning twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (02:23:22):
Fuck?

Speaker 1 (02:23:22):
You know what I could spend twenty seven dollars on
besides a fucking booty spray. Come on, the pink cream
you've got rubbed on your fucking face, right, my fucking
war paint. Seven dollars, buddy? You know what? Hey, listen,
clay Man, I don't itch. That's the fun thing. I
don't itch. Hey, when does mad Max three come out?
I was slathering myself up this morning with all this

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pink cream when I was just like, ah, fuck, I
thought it would dry right and become invisible. No, they
dried and made it worse. Hey did you fall on
the way in? Hey tell the teacher we're ready to
put our pot in the urn. Well, you know, I'll
come over there and fucking rub my poison ivy all
over the.

Speaker 2 (02:24:07):
Dick so hard.

Speaker 1 (02:24:09):
Yeah, who's pink man? Now, motherfucker, Seriously, it's not contagious.
Now I've done the research. Ander Like, no, once you
you know the oil is off of you. You just
have a rash. It's not contagious. I'm like, what fucking
sucks all those times as a kid getting boys an
ivy they fucking go up there and you're like, no,

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keep it away, I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (02:24:31):
I could that you missed out on.

Speaker 1 (02:24:35):
Is it? Is it your week with your girl? Yeah,
that's why you do the research exactly, because yeah, just
she's no dummy though general area. Yeah, just like, get
that ship better before you bring the funk over here.
Totally clearness up just in case, because we don't need
to itchy crunches in that we're both just sitting around

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on a cow watching TV, rubbing like fucking wolverines right here. Hey,
you've lived that life right there.

Speaker 2 (02:25:08):
Hey past the greeny.

Speaker 1 (02:25:12):
Yeah, yeah, you only want one person on fucking antibiotic
in that house at a time, right, That's how you
keep passing it back and forth, right right. God damn,
I was telling Gimpy yesterday I was gonna mow my yard,
and uh, it looked fine outside, and I mowed a

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little have this little patch area. I mowed that first,
and then made one big stripe in the front yard
and it just started pouring and I was like, it's fine.
I could see blue skies. I was like, this isn't
a big deal. And I went around the front of
the house and it was getting more heavy. I was
like shit, So I went ahead and pulled in the
garage and now I can't even see like to the street.

(02:25:57):
It's raining so hard. I was like, well, I'll just
go inside, get a glass of water or whatever, because again,
it was blue skies, or at least I could see
blue skies right. And it rained half an inch in
twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:26:10):
Oh damn, that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:26:12):
I mean, I got standing water in the in the
drainage ditch, and I'm like, well, I guess I'm not
mowing now, right, Nope, take this time to enjoy the guy.
So I've got this one stripe down the middle of
my like an inverted mohawk, and I'm on a corner,
so like, everybody walks by my house and you get that,

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I'm that guy. He're that guy. Everything else is nice
and talls the one strip that one. Yeah, yep, I
made a deal with the neighbor kids. Yeah, the rain
of kids that lived next door to me, because they're young, right,
eighteen to twenty two, I think is the range. There's
three of them that live there.

Speaker 2 (02:26:55):
And they don't have a mower, right, they don't have.

Speaker 1 (02:26:56):
A mower, and it fucking gets tall. And I was
just like, hey, guys, I tell you what. I'll make
you a deal. I'll mow your lawn. Every time I
mow my lawn thirty bucks. Right, that's ten dollars ahead
for each of them. That's not that bad. And so
I was doing the same thing. If I can go
over there and I mowed my front lawn, mow their
front lawn, go over there to mow their backyard. Luckily

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it was in the backyard and there's a fan. You
can't see nothing because why lawnmower died, ran out of gas,
great fill it back up, didn't want to start starts
pouring down rain. So I got a half assed job
in their backyard that I had to take care of.
And they're m f well they're not. They're gosh golly
in you. Yeah, I don't know if they are or not.
But I mean eventually got over there and got it
finished up and paid or whatnot. But it's the fact

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I'm glad it was in the backyard. So I didn't
look like you with a hash shaved fucking lawn. Yeah,
I know, but I guess I shouldn't care. It's not
my lawns, so cares if it looks stupid, that's that's
on them. Yeah. Right, My neighbors must think I'm weird
because when I mow like I'm covered head to toe,
I have a stupid sun hat on. Oh you're one

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of those. Yeah. I want to get some long sleeve
shirts and everything, huh yeah. Yeah, and face covering, okay,
because I don't want to mind. I don't want all
the allergies in my nose. Okay, messes me up. So
do you wear like the white mask, like the COVID mask,
or do you just put like I wear a gator?
Oh okay, hell's a gator. It looks like a neck thing,

(02:28:23):
but you can pull it up over your head. You
can just use it as a headband. You can pull
it up like you're gonna rob a bank.

Speaker 2 (02:28:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:28:31):
Gater's the brandy. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of guys wear them, honey. Yeah,
that's the difference between you and me. Man, You're out
there fucking head to toe covered, me fucking shorts and crocs. Yeah,
that's it. Yeah, I got my shirt up. I'm totally exposed.
The mowing not a big deal, right, but when I'm trimming,
or as Lindsey reminded me, because my dad called it,

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this weed whacking. Yeah, uh, it does, fling everything around
and I don't I'm need it all over me. I understand.
I just hoose it off with the hose before I
go inside. So I'm not tracking grass in there, just
tracking water in now it's dirty water. I sit outside
and dry off a little bit. Gives me time. Scroll TikTok,
watch Joey bro or you know, smoke a cigarette. Smoke Yeah,

(02:29:14):
I don't smoke cigarettes. So well, I mean you can
drink and a drinking Oi. Well you sit there and
drying there at the lawn, are you? Yeah? Who does
the Okay, you've got fake grass in your backyard, right,
but the front yard is natural, So who does the mowing? Then, Marcus,
you get the yes.

Speaker 2 (02:29:35):
And right now he is teaching the twins how to use.

Speaker 1 (02:29:38):
The so hoping you would say the Australian, Yeah, the
Australian maybe maybe, Hey, he lives in that house, he's
now his son. He can.

Speaker 2 (02:29:48):
But it's however, Marcus wants to do it because that's
his that is his job, that's his lawn, and he
takes pride in it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:55):
Who did it before before your slave labor kick down?

Speaker 2 (02:29:58):
Either Kevin or myself. I actually enjoy cutting the grass,
but I not that much. I haven't done it in
years because how long has he been doing it? Since
he was could walk twelve?

Speaker 1 (02:30:10):
How old is he now?

Speaker 2 (02:30:11):
He'll be fifteen next week.

Speaker 1 (02:30:14):
So three years. Yeah, a couple of years, and that
makes sense. That's about when I started mowing lawns.

Speaker 2 (02:30:18):
I think he started using the trimmer when he was twelve.
He may have started mowing when he was eleven.

Speaker 1 (02:30:25):
Yeah, that trimmer is another deal. Yeah, that's a whole
other beast. You get too close to your legs, you
fucking stuff rocks like yeah yeah yeah. I told my
daughters in the next year, so she's gonna start moaning.

Speaker 2 (02:30:36):
My dad never would let me mow the lawn.

Speaker 1 (02:30:38):
Oh we wanted to look good.

Speaker 2 (02:30:39):
Yeah. He was very prideful in it, and I was like,
I can totally do it if you just teach me, though.
I mean, he was like his lines were like one
line was dark and one line was light, and it
was very pristine, and I thought I could do that,
and he never did teach me right, and I would
always try. I never did figure it out out, but

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I always took pride in it too.

Speaker 1 (02:31:02):
Whenever I did ride subjective though, H yeah, I'm not
saying you didn't take private.

Speaker 2 (02:31:06):
But we in our old neighborhood, we did have lawn awards, sure,
and I won one time and I thought, oh my god,
it was the best day ever.

Speaker 1 (02:31:17):
Was like, wait, one, would you win nothing?

Speaker 2 (02:31:19):
You get a sign? You and I yeah, I mean
fuck that. It was just a you know, a sign
in your yard. But whatever, I was like, I did it.
I thought my dad would be so proud. I wonlaw
of the month. I thought it was so cool. But
I thought, you know, hell, I could have been doing
this as a kid too, But yeah, it was. It

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was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (02:31:42):
Do you do you you live in a fancy neighborhood, corp.
Do you guys? I don't want to say compete for
the best law. I guess try to keep up with whomever.
Like let's say, no guy across street Moses lawn and
you're like, a fuck, I got a mo my lin. No,
I mean I I I probably I try to go
no more than four days during the summer. But no,

(02:32:04):
I don't give a shit. I'm not trying to the
guy across the street, him and his wife are pretty retired.
I'm not not competing with that. Nothing else. Hey the lady,
the lady next to them retired. The guy next to
me that him and his wife are awesome, and he'll
mow for like fifteen minutes and then that's it, and

(02:32:24):
then the next day he'll move for fifteen minutes and
that'll be it. Wow and yeah wow, Yeah, I'll get
it all done at once. Yeah, I agree, but you
know you do it, you can. Yeah. The guy across
the street is retired. His wife still works and he's
at the lake three days a week. So he'll show
up and mow and then he s he scrapes it
like he's like, I don't want to have to mow

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for a while.

Speaker 2 (02:32:45):
Oh shit, yeah I heard.

Speaker 1 (02:32:47):
Yeah whatever, I just realized, you live in a retirement community.
I definitely, I definitely live. I don't live in retirement community.
I just there's there are some people that have lived
there a long time, right, right, that happened to be retired. Yes, yeah, yeah,
my neighbor on the other side, not retired, across the street,
not retired, right across the street from them, not retired.

(02:33:11):
The neighbor we are friends with down the road. He's
a fighter jet pilot. He's not retired, right, so he's
going to retire, but he's younger than me. If he
got to go. He's a fighter pilot. You can do this.
I think he's dealt with enough in his life. Yes, yes,
he flies for a major airline too, but they have

(02:33:32):
to let him. So he got hired on went on
his military break, so he's earning seniority, but he's working
out his contract. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It just seems
like the more you talk about there's a guy across
the street that's retired, ors a guy next to me
that you sound like retirement. There are some people, well,

(02:33:52):
you know, a community than a home though, right, not everybody, right,
I don't know. I don't know. I can call someone
to wipe my ass, right, make my bed turn on cartoons?
Playing games? Right? Dinners at four sounds amazing like clockwork?

(02:34:13):
Lights out at nine?

Speaker 2 (02:34:14):
What are they installing the pickleball court?

Speaker 1 (02:34:17):
Yeah? I'm doing that I'll watch right, I'm doing that.
You're doing it wrong. You know it all up, Margaret,
We're gonna play chess today. Yippie. So my I've been
looking for this place for my mom that to like
does activities o people that are older, and so I

(02:34:38):
found this place and in their description it's all people
when you turn fifty as elderly, so like, so you're
right by the way, my mom's seventy seven. So I'm
like looking this thing up. I'm like, okay, this is interesting.

(02:35:00):
They have a like a clubhouse type of place. You
pay a membership fee. They have activities every day, they
plan field trips twice a month. Like it's it's really cool.
Sounds like a great place. Yeah, but it's like when
you turn fifty and planning act to it and I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey,
not everything dies at fifty.

Speaker 2 (02:35:21):
Yeah, settle down, isn't there the is it the Purple
Hat Society or the Red Hat Society?

Speaker 1 (02:35:30):
I don't know talking about women.

Speaker 2 (02:35:32):
My grandmother was in it. Yeah, Purple Hat Society for ladies.
That is it's a group of women who get together
and then they go it might be the Red Hat Society.

Speaker 1 (02:35:47):
Well, Jesus Christ, what color is your mind?

Speaker 2 (02:35:50):
They go to like they join once a month and
they Red Hat Society. Society, it's yeah, but then they
but they also wear like purple.

Speaker 1 (02:35:59):
Members fifty and older, yeah, they're known as the red Hatters.
Younger members are known as the pink Hatters. Oh so
this is like an all ages group. Huh okay, uh yeah,
women fifteen or fuck and the ones that are crazy
or the mad hatters. Yeah, okay, hey, listen, there is

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a massive disparity between fifty and seventy. Just so we're claire.
Oh yeah, and I'm not trying to like dog like,
it is what it is, but there's a big difference.
I've never heard of this, the Red Hat Society, and
it's just for women only.

Speaker 2 (02:36:39):
Huh yeah, my grandmother.

Speaker 1 (02:36:43):
And they would have for men, the Elks lodge racket,
the Knights of Columbus, Yeah, the Masons, the golf course. Right,
women are a lot at the golf course.

Speaker 2 (02:36:56):
Some I know, but only if fantasy football.

Speaker 1 (02:37:00):
Women can be a part of that too.

Speaker 2 (02:37:01):
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:37:02):
This is that's not this. Yeah, yeah, I'd have to
say Nights of Columbus or the Elks or Moose or whatever.
Fucking lodge that you're a part of. Oh yeah, we
are the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo. Oh right,

(02:37:24):
I'm all about it. Man, Fuck you. Why not you
get to that age you retire? Fucking sign me. My uncle,
my great uncle, my bad My great uncle was a
member of the Elks in Ohio, and we'd go in
there with him. We'd eat, he'd sit around and drink
beers with his buddies. It was a great time. I'm
for it. It feels like all those organizations are organizations

(02:37:47):
to get away from your wife. I'm good for that.
I'm good for that. After fifty five years. If you're
fucking nagging, Jesus, I'm going lode. I'll be bad. Right,
I'm going to the lot. Settle down with all that.

(02:38:09):
All right, let's see, we've got this chance for you
doing this golf cart. If you want to try and
win it, join us when we're out. The next chance
is Friday will be out. I will be out as
scratch indoor golf and big speed. So google that one's
on eleven East DAWs. If you want to fucking andress,
you'll look it up. Guys, have a fantastic week. See

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you bye. Bye,