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(03:28):
A right on, I'm trying to put something together here
in my head. I saw a post from Nick Hexham
and he mentioned he goes on. Let's see if I
can find the post real quick. I'd never heard this before,
but he talks about he goes on. He called these
walks like something like a walk about. Yeah, but he

(03:51):
didn't call it a walk about. He called it something else.
It was really bizarre. He's a really bizarre dude, like
us Spiritual journey. Yes, when he's in a land snorkeling
Land snortey.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
No, it's not it's stupid. It's not snorkeling at all.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
No, you gotta be under something to snorkel.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Yeah, you need an apparatus on your face.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Well, that would be hilarious if he's just walking around
tow Hey got the snorkel, and I'm asking everything on
and so.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
He talks about how he goes and just walks around
in the piece and you're just like, what's happening. It's
a very weird insight to who he is as a person.
You mean weirdo. I mean, to be in a band,
I think you gotta be a weird a little bit.
It's a little eccentric.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Yeah, yeah, especially the front man, any of the creative minds.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Yeah, you gotta be hard to deal with.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And he's calling it land snorkeling is weird. Definitely. Why
can't you just say you you go for walks because
that's just too normal.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
Right, And a walk doesn't always mean that it's peaceful.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
It also doesn't mean you're snorkeling.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
No, that is true.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Snorkeling can be not so peaceful as well.

Speaker 8 (05:10):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Shows up, yeah's pretty peaceful. There's not a ton of sound.
Would Steve Irwin's snorkeling when he got dabbed by the
the old ray? Uh?

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Was it a stingray? I thought it was something else.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
There's a sting ray that got him in the heart,
in the chest. But I mean, you gotta be in
the water for that to happen, because not a lot
of stingrays hang out on dry land. No, that's true, right,
I love the side quest. I am not clear on
the details of Steve Irwin's death, but what I do
know about him is he's never quiet.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's fair, Okay.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
It doesn't do anything quietly, right, right.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
So he's underwater going I'm coming. You're like, damn man,
shut up right?

Speaker 8 (06:00):
Yeah, I know it doesn't happen, So.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
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Tino fun. We've got listener emails, and we've got to
tell the truth. Your chance to get to know the
show better. That wasn't even what I wanted to talk about,
did you see that. I didn't know Hull Cogan even
had a memoir, But it is back on the best
seller's list because he died, which is pretty normal. When

(06:26):
someone passes away from two thousand and nine is when
he wrote that, Wow, I think he might have been
married at that time.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Yeah, okay, And is that about the time that Hogan
knows best was on?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh? That was the way after that.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
That's the nineties, early two thousands. But yeah, fair enough,
that's that's all on the brink of you know, twenty ten.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
So I don't. I don't think so maybe tail end
of Hogan knows best, he says. He he talks about
how hard it was to separate his real life from
a wrestling character. The fame and ego, all those were
blurred lines. I could see that. I think a lot
of people talk have that, and a lot of industries.

(07:12):
The persona you have at work, right, Take the CEO
of I don't know, some space company, and you tell
everybody what to do, and you're seemed as someone larger
than life. Your presence is known in the room. And
then you go home and you gotta take out the trash. Right.
That's funny how when we get home we're all just

(07:33):
normal people. Huh. Sidebar, You're always a normal person. Your
ego takes you to those places, right, he said. Despite
his success, he struggled with a failing marriage, depression, and
thoughts of suicide. He said there was no amount of
money or popularity that could fill those voids. He regrets

(07:53):
how he parented. He said he wasn't around enough and
prior to prioritized wrestling over being present for kids. He
owns up to the mistake, and he knows it affected
the family. I mean saying that, and his I mean
his daughter basically was like, I'm done with you. So

(08:14):
even though you wrote that in two thousand and nine,
you didn't straighten it out. Your actions didn't reflect that statement.
He said after hitting rock Bottom, especially during his divorce
and his son's legal mess, he leaned heavily on prayer
and spirits. Amazing, amazing how he leaned on all that,

(08:35):
He says, it talks about how wrestling takes a toll, injuries,
an addiction, backstabbing, the pressure to stay relevant behind the scenes.
It's far from glamorous. You mean a job minus the injuries.
I would argue the toll on the body right happens
with any job construction, laying asphalt, roofing, And.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
It's not just a physical toll. Every job has a
mental toll that it takes on you. I can imagine
something like that probably took quite a mental toll on him,
especially after it all falls apart, you know, and now
he's starting to write his memoirs.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Backstabbing happens in regular jobs, right, pressure to stay relevant.
Some people work at a place and they're like, I
want to make sure the boss knows who I am. Right,
I don't know who I am. That's pressure to stay relevant,
isn't it. And hitting rock bottom. I don't remember him
hitting rock Bob either. Everybody's rock bottom is different.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
I know that he struggled with alcohol, and these are
just like from clips of interviews that I've seen lately
on the TikTok, So he had a bad struggling with
the booze.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
He also, because of all the surgeries that he's had,
had a pain pill addiction for a whilele and eventually
got that under control, and it could be rock bottom
for him. You take those things, the struggling with the alcohol,
the pain pill addiction, and then you lump in the
fact that you know your marriage is failing and your

(10:16):
kids now hate your guts. At least one of them
said publicly much much later.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Yeah, like within the last four or five years.

Speaker 7 (10:24):
Right, But who's to say like that wasn't building And
you know up until then, you know, she just in
the last couple of years came out and said that.
You know, of course, it's one thing to keep everything
cool and gravy while the cameras are on, because you
like that paycheck so deep down inside though you can

(10:45):
have full resentment, you just gotta put on a straight
face for the for the cameras.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
It says in the book, he says that his rock
bottom was when he recognize the pattern of constant pain
and pain pills. They were part of his routine. He
admitted he was relying on them too much, not just
for pain, but just escape. He pulled away from his family.

(11:10):
He said, he made the conscious decision to step back
from all that stuff. He leaned on spirituality, support from others.
He refocused on his health. His son was involved in
the car crash. That this was the rock bottom. His

(11:31):
marriage to his wife. All within one year this stuff happened.
His family was falling apart. He I mean divorce, and
didn't he ask for the divorce?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (11:40):
I thought so, But it still doesn't stop it from
sucking having to go through it just because you asked
for it. I mean, when when you're with somebody for
that long, whether you asked for it or not, it's
still gonna suck.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
No, she asked for the divorce.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Oh, then that makes it even worse. That's another kick
to the ball. He found out about it through the media.
That makes a triple worse. You didn't find out from
anybody in your family you're soon to be ex wife.
You're a strange wife. Didn't come up and say, hey,
I want a divorce. You had to find out on
e or whatever resource it was. That oh man. But

(12:23):
also that's only his side true, because I would imagine
she was like, Hey, if this keeps happening, I'm done.
And he could have went tell me if this sounds
like anything that you've ever heard, No, you're not. You'll
never do it because you want this money. Right, And
he leaves and she pulls the trigger and takes happen,

(12:45):
and then he makes statements like why was blindsided?

Speaker 8 (12:48):
Right?

Speaker 6 (12:49):
How many warnings do you need?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Because she finally, you know, put her her mouth where
her money money where her mouth was. Yeah, she stood
backed up what she said. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
I or she said if it doesn't stop, I'll leave
and he and he kept saying, Okay, I'll change, and
he never did.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Right, There's there's a million different angles that that sort
of thing just come.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
About him playing the victim cards a little wild.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Not surprising, though not surprising at all, especially if you're
putting it in your memoirs. You're trying to sell books.
Of course you want to captivating, and of course you're
going to play the victim cards.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
You want people to feel for you.

Speaker 7 (13:30):
You're not gonna come out in your memoirs until the
one hundred percent truth, right, because what do you always say?
The truth isn't as sexy as you want it to be, right,
something to that effect. So, yeah, of course he's going
to embellish a little bit, maybe even bend some things
to keep the reader's interest and to keep in the
good graces of his fans, because nobody you know, when

(13:53):
when you're put up on a pedestal like the world
has Hulk Hogan, then you want to stay up there
and you don't want to look bad in there. Yes,
because you're mister America. You're the all American dude man.
Say your prayers to each vitamin's brother right, well, your
ego gets in the way.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Exactly, exactly thirty one million was his net worth when
he died.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Allegedly, Uh, well, you banged your best friend's.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Wife and he and your best friend filmed it. So
either you didn't know there were cameras in there and
he's never shown you a video or never bragged about
having video, or you hung out with people that were
really horrible human beings. I'm gonna put it probably towards
the latter. You still banged the like true, but if

(14:40):
we don't know what that situation was, you know, we
don't know what their arrangement was. Maybe maybe his best friend,
you know, wife was like maybe they had a conversation, right, Hey,
if I gave you a hall pass, who would that be?

Speaker 7 (14:56):
And she starts off with like a movie star or
somebody that's you know whatever, out of reach? No no, no, no, no, Like,
let's just say you want to bang one of my friends.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
He was still married to Linda when that happened, I wondered,
so like, either way they had a talk. Yeah, he's
still hey, if you keep cheating on me, I'm I'm
filing for divorce.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
And he's like, no, gay and then he went and
had sex like whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Let's just say there was an arrangement, Hey, you want
to have sex with my wife and he's like, hell,
yeah I do. And then his friend's like because he
was filming it, and then it comes out and your
your wife's like, yeah, we're done. Man, I told you
not only were you doing it in secret with the

(15:42):
hanger honors.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
Now it's it's on TMZ.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Everybody's seen. Yo. What as Yeah? Oh man, that's wild. Yeah,
I gotta be honest. Does he read I wonder if
he does the audible I would. I wouldn't mind listening
to him tell the story right reading it though, I

(16:07):
mean I would. I might read it. You would read it, Yeah,
But to hear sometimes it's better in like a biography standpoint,
to hear it in that person's voice.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Absolutely, it gives it a little bit more validity. Yeah,
a lot more validity because uh, we honestly don't know.
These are his memoirs. But did he really write them
or was it a ghost writer that he's just spouting
stuff off topics share ever stories and then the ghostwriter,
the true author of this is putting you know, putting

(16:37):
it in their words and their style, their format.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
A lot of celebrities use ghostwriters. That doesn't surprise me
because it just you don't you know, just because you
want to write a book, suddenly have the ability to
write books. Right, Yeah, he had a he had a
ghost writer or a helper. Right, So we don't know
that right there. Tells me not to believe maybe half

(17:04):
of what's in that book if I was to read
it right based on true evince exactly exactly, it's the
Titanic movie, right, yes, all right, listen, we got tickets
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you gotta tell me if it's a real news story
or real topic or not. The world's smallest mamble I'm
sorry dead ass for fake news. The world's smallest mammal

(18:47):
is the bumblebee bat. The world's smallest mammal is the
bumblebee bat. I've never heard of said bumblebee bat.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
It's not a transfer. Dead ass or fake.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
News, fake news, I want to say dead ass, dead ass.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
It weighs less than a penny, Yeah, if you can.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
If it lays, weighs less than a penny, I'm definitely
not able to swat it out of my face. Oh
my goodness, it's so tiny and so cute. That's it's
a It's a picture worth googling.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
Dead ass or fake news. Glass is a slow moving liquid.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
Fake news.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Glass is a slow moving liquid starts off as a solid,
gets heated up, turns liquid cooled off, turns the glass solid.
Dead ass, fake news, it's a solid. The old window
distortion myth isn't true.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
I had to look this up. I didn't know what
this was.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Apparently people will use this as a reason why they
get an accidents or police will uh scan you with
their radar gun or laser, and people will try to
use the argument that the you must have aimed it
at the glass and that the glass distorts uh things
like that, and that is not true.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
Modern glass in vehicles does not do that.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Maybe at a curve if the glass is curved right, Uh,
in a sharp way, but not.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Not a real thing anymore. Dead ass are fake news.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Spiders have muscles in their legs that help them bend
and straighten. Dead ass are fake news. Spiders have muscles
in their legs that help them bend and straighten. What
did you just do? On the We're on the radio,
so I want you to describe what you just did?
Legs like, yeah, tell everybody what your journey.

Speaker 8 (20:42):
My arms Like I was a spider.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
I don't think they're here. I think they're more out here.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, they're not. It's not a push up, That's what
it looks like.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
I'm gonna say, dead ass.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Uh seems legit. Dead ass fake news. They don't. They
have muscles to pull legs inward. They rely on hydraulic
pressure to extend them. Dead ass are fake news. There's
a basketball court inside the US Supreme Court Building. Dead
ass are fake news. There's a basketball court inside the

(21:17):
US Supreme Court Building.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
Well, sure, why not? They got to get some exercise,
We'll say, dead ass.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I wuest say dead ass. I agree.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
I think that because they're so busy all the time,
they got you know, you just can't leave to walk
across the street.

Speaker 8 (21:37):
Yeah. I mean, if there's a bowling alley in the
White House, why not have a basketball court?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Right?

Speaker 7 (21:43):
It makes perfectly good sense. Probably not anymore, Probably got
converted to a pickle ball court.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
By the way, the average age of Supreme Court justices
is seventy years old.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
I don't know if they're bawling.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
They may they're not dunking, but they're using it for Taichi.
It's located on the top floor and it's nicknamed the
highest court in the land. Dead ass, dead ass are
fake news. Mount Everest is the tallest mountain on Earth
from base to peak.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
Deadass for fake news.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Mount Everest is the tallest mountain on Earth from base
to peak. Dig down a little deeper, man, I want
to say dead ass as well, fake news. Mowana Kia
in Hawaii is taller when measured from base to summit,

(22:35):
but much of it's underwater. See pushed. Dead ass are
fake news. Pigs can't look up into the sky, dead
ass are fake news? Pigs can't look up into the sky. Hmmm,

(23:00):
picturing in my head because I know I've seen Babe
look up and I've seen that's right, Charlie wise, Wilbur
look up too exactly. But then at the same time,
I'm thinking realistically, Think of all the times you've seen
an actual pig point its snout to the sky. Its
eyeballs do not follow. I want to say fake news. Okay,

(23:23):
I'll agree with him, dead ass. Their next structure limits
upward vision I had of backwards. Yeah, so they cannot
look up at the sky. They cannot look up into
the sky. Deadass are fake news. There's a species of
ant that can explode as a defense mechanism. Dead ass
are fake news. There's a species of ant that can

(23:45):
explode as a defense mechanism.

Speaker 8 (23:49):
I mean, I wish they would all explode as a
defense mechanism, or just explode in general. I think it's
fake news.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I want to say, dead ass, the cola bopus sarnduracy
ruptures its body to release toxins. Dead ass. Wow, I
hope there's a video out there of these exploding ants.
They're Kamakazi ants right here. Dead ass are fake news.
The smell of vanilla can reduce anxiety in hospital settings.

(24:20):
Dead ass are fake news. The smell of vanilla can
reduce anxiety in hospital settings.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Hmmm, I think it's the smell of something, but I
don't know if it's vanilla, I would I'll say dead ass.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I'm gonna say dead ass. I think vanilla can reduce
anxiety no matter where you're at.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Dead ass.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Studies have shown calming effects in RI MRI waiting rooms,
just in the waiting room, huh, I guess, and maybe
also the strip clubs. Please welcome to the stage.

Speaker 8 (25:05):
Vanilla, Yeah, vanilla kareem?

Speaker 6 (25:11):
Uh yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Deadass or fake news. The original name of Google was BackRub,
deadass or fake news.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
The original name of Google.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Was BackRub, fake news, deadass, dead ass.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
It was renamed Google in nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
Huh, BackRub just doesn't sound right. No, hold on, let
me BackRub that real quick.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Okay, how do you know that's what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Well, I backrubbed it right right? Dead ass are fake news.
There's no gravity in space, dead ass or fake news.
There's no gravity in space, dead ass. I guess this
is a tricky one. Fake news, fake news. There is gravity,

(25:56):
it's just weaker in orbit. Dead ass or fake news.
Hummingbirds can fly backward, dead ass are fake news. Hummingbirds
can fly backward, dead ass, dead ass, Yeah, dead ass.
They are the only birds that can do this. Deadass
are fake news. A cockroach can live a week without

(26:17):
its head. Dead ass are fake news. A cockroach can
live a week without its head.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
It's so scary. Probably I'll say dead ass.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Dead ass. Uh, it dies from dehydration, not the injury.
Oh my goodness, dead ass are fake news. Tomatoes were
once called love apples. How do you like dead apples?

Speaker 8 (26:45):
Love apples? Fake news?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Dead ass? Uh?

Speaker 6 (26:54):
Dead ass?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
The name came from their rumored afhrodisiac properties. I have
never gotten horned up from eating a mater just saying.

Speaker 8 (27:03):
Yeah, only heartburn.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I mean they say like spaghetti, right, like eating that's
a romantic meal. So I could see the connection there,
I guess. Uh. Deadass are fake news. All deserts are
hot fake news. Fake news. Antarctica is cold as s
fake news. Antarctica is the largest desert and it's not hot.

(27:28):
Deadass are fake news. You can't sneeze with your eyes open,
dead ass, your i'mballs to shootout, dead ass.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Dead ass.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's an involuntary reflex, though not physically impossible, so your
eyeballs won't shoot out. I'm not trying it, dead ass,
are fake news. Horses can breathe through their mouths. God
damn mouth breathing horses. You always know the uneducated one, right,

(28:01):
I've never seen horses of Walmart.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
WHOA dead ass?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Fake news? Uh? Fake news? They are obligate nasal breathers.
Dead ass or fake news. There's an official world record
for the most T shirts worn at once, dead ass
ass or fake news. There's an official world record for
the most T shirts worn at once. Yeah, that's dead ass.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Why are you so confident?

Speaker 8 (28:34):
Because I think I've seen the story before.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Because I mean, you get you unholstered it quick.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
Yeah, And I remember, no, I remember well. First thing
that popped into my head was Joey from Friends wearing.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
All of TV show not a world record.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
Tape Chandler's clothes. And then I was like, no, there
is a there was an actual world record for it.
There was a story.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
It's like one hundred and seventeen, isn't it. Yeah? I
think so, dead ass.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
It's over two hundred and fifty shirts layered on one person.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
That's a lot of shirt. Dead ass are fake news.
A Jiffy is an actual unit of time. Dead ass,
deadass are fake news. A Jiffy is an actual unit
of time. I know you're very excited when you know
the answer, a little.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
Kid, I'm gonna say dead ass.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yes, dead ass. In physics, it can represent one one
hundredth of a second or less. Dead ass, fast, dead
ass or fake news. The modern zipper was invented before
the light bulb. Dead ass or fake news. The modern
zipper was invented before the light bulb.

Speaker 8 (29:51):
Not so quick on this one.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
What are you looking at me for?

Speaker 8 (29:56):
Do you know it?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
I'm gonna say dead.

Speaker 7 (30:01):
Ass, yeah, dead ass because they got tired of a
bunch of grown men pulling their pants all the way
down like a bunch of five year olds to use
the path through.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
So I knew this one only because I have taken
my kids twice to Pawnee Bill Ranch and they do
this like thing where the cowboy talks to you and
they break a bunch of myths about cowboys, like cowboys.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Didn't have guns.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
That's a myth because they would have killed each other
and they were quite expensive. And also they didn't have buttons,
or they didn't have zippers. Everything was buttons. So this
is a fake news. The zipper came decades later, in
the early nineteen hundreds. Dead ass are fake news. A
cloud can weigh over a million pounds. Dead ass are

(30:44):
fake news. A cloud can weigh over a million pounds.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
I want to say fake news.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
That's dead ass.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Do you know why, kimby?

Speaker 8 (30:54):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Humidity, liquid water, vapor? Yeah, dead ass. The water can
content in large cloudlouds adds up fast.

Speaker 8 (31:02):
Well, that's why I thought fake news, because if it
was going to get that heavy, you would just start raining.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Well, clouds are moisture, and then when you see clouds
is not always raining, it looks so light and fluffy
though they're not fat a right, Dead ass are fake news.
The human stomach can dissolve razor blades. Dead ass are
fake news. The human stomach can dissolve razor blades.

Speaker 8 (31:27):
Fake news.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Going to say dead ass?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Dead ass? Stomach acid is.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Highly corrosive, though it's not a recommended test to do,
which we will be doing tomorrow. This says that a
lemon is anywhere between two and three and your stomach
is about a two on the pH scale. Wow, dead
ass are fake news. The Great Lakes contain more than
eighty percent of North America's fresh surface water.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
Dead ass are fake news.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
The Great Lakes contain more than eighty percent of North
America's fresh surface water. Dead ass, Those are some pretty
big lakes. Eighty percent. I think that's a lot, though,
fake news.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
Dead ass combined the heild about eighty four percent.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
So it is fake news. You said eighty percent. The
answer was eighty four I said contained more than eighty percent, exactly. No,
that was the question trying to get sharks can go
dead ass er?

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Fake news? Sharks can go blind from blinking?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
What dead aswer?

Speaker 6 (32:45):
Fake news? Sharks can go blind from blinking?

Speaker 8 (32:49):
Fake news?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I have never seen a shark blink. I'm gonna say
that's fake news. Tell me when they get something their eye, Hey,
fake news. Sharks don't blo Some roll their eyes back
for protection. And the last one I have here is
the one I'm most excited about. Dead ass are fake news.
Napoleon once fought a battle against rabbits. Dead ass are

(33:16):
fake news. Napoleon once fought a battle against rabbits.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
I hope it's real. I'm gonna say dead ass.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
That seems legit. Why not dead ass? Okay, So the
story is that they planned to hunt, and they got
like three hundred rabbits from a farm, and the rabbits
weren't used to being out in the wild.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
They were used to be in controlled environment.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
And the rabbits started like circling them because they were
eating at the time. And so the rabbits like not
just four not like oh, here comes a rabbit, like
you know, you're at the local SPCA dog thing. And
the dog comes up. No, no, no, hundreds and hundreds of
them and they had to beat them off with sticks

(34:02):
and like take them on to protect Napoleon. That imagine
if that happened in a mot Oh my gosh, hilarious, Right, yeah,
I would stop laughing. Yeah yeah, Well if you laughed,
you probably got killed. Right all right, we got to
take a break. We got tickets to Rocklahoma we're gonna
give away, and we come back. Got tickets to give away.

(34:23):
Rock Oklahoma is Labor Day weekend. We've got some weekend
GA tickets a pair for you, and we're going to
play sing sing.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Current record is.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
Well, I am leading with eight and you have seven
and Lindsey has six.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Last week's Winter was so Corbin and gimpe at eight
three three four six oh k m O D call up,
decide who's gonna be your clue giver. Whoever gets the
most right is going to win those tickets to Rockklahoma.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
Pair do you weeken GA tickets?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Get the full lineup and link for tickets at the
website that Rockskmod dot com.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
Here we go, Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
What is your name? Briar?

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Brian, Briar, Briar.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I love that you said it like I was being
a dick, Like there's no way I think Briar's not
very common. Nonetheless, all right, hey, who would you like
to give clues?

Speaker 6 (35:17):
Gim beer Corbin.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Let's go with Gippie. Sixty seconds on the clock. Timers
starts after the first clue. Here we go. This is
a song from a eighties gal about bitches who are
trying not to be bored. What's the opposite of a boy? Girl? Girl?

(35:44):
Just want to have fun? There you go. This is
Dolly Parton's song remade by a black R and B
singer who drowned in the bathtub. It's about breaking up
huge dad. I don't know. I need some different clues

(36:08):
on that one. No, what's the opposite of hate?

Speaker 8 (36:14):
Love.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
There you go. What's the opposite of you me love me? Nope,
what's the opposite? Okay?

Speaker 6 (36:22):
What do you look out of? Like on your face?

Speaker 2 (36:26):
What do you see with? There you go? That's the
first letter. When you die, you will put this on
a piece of paper that tells everybody what they're going
to get. What is that called?

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Will?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
There you go? I always love you, I love you,
always love you. There you go, time time, time two
is what you got prior.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Hang on the line. So we'll see if that's enough.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Okay, all right, it's deflated a little different.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
Now, good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
What is your name? Hey, Ricky? You and I have
to beat two? Okay, here we go. This is a
female anthem song. The band Cake did a cover of this.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Correct hold on.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
We talked about this Kat yesterday. He sings a big shot.
He was married to Claudia Schiffer. Yes, and this might
be his most famous song about the black and white.
This is a lost Vegas band, Modern Band and their

(37:47):
most popular hit. It's a super popular, overplayed song. And
I'm going out of my head. I'm doing just fine,
gotta gotta get it all. I believe it's the Court
part of the lyrics opposite of dark, Hey, I have

(38:09):
a light, Hey, I have a blank idea great good
that that light is really shining very bright bright? Yeah, yeah,
say it, say it?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Oh God, that was so close. Romans is here that
Glaine Maxwell urges the Supreme Court to op return the conviction,
and a new brief filed yesterday, Maxwell's lawyers argued an
agreement between Epstein and the US government shields her from prosecution.
The Second US A Circuit Court of Appeals had.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
Ruled the agreement made by Epstein with Ford prosecutors to
plead guilty did not apply in New York.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Now.

Speaker 7 (38:53):
Maxwell course is serving a twenty year sentence in federal
prison as she met with Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche
for questioning questioning last week, US and China China meet
for trade talks. Top American and Chinese officials met for
trade talks in Sweden yesterday. This comes after President Trump's

(39:16):
tariff deadline of August first looms large. Trump just announced
a trade deal with the European Union. The White House
hopes closing a deal with China would promote more countries
to follow suit. It says here that McLaren breaks ground
on first processing plants in the US. British luxury auto

(39:38):
manufacturer McLaren has broken ground on a new processing plant,
its first in the United States. The vehicle processing center will.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Be located in the Global Logistics Hub that is Baltimore's
trade Point Atlantic. The site will manage inspection, customization, and
vehicle distribution to McLaren's more than two dozen locations nationwide.
The facility is scheduled to open next year. So it's
just like a processing center when they come.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
Over from Europe. Make sure they're all good, you know, inspected.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Blah blah blah. Okay, it's the start of something though.
Maybe they might start building them here, who knows. I
know that some of the European brands and their notoriety,
and I know McLaren is a sought after year brand.
Yeah uh is it good though? Like or is it
just a fancy name? Oh, they're like land Rover's a

(40:31):
fancy name. It's not a good deal, right right right.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
McLaren is more known for their like supercars, sports car
sort of things, you know, fast ones.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
So, but they're not on the Formula one.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
No no, no, no, no, Maybe I don't know they
I look at them like that's too fancy for me,
but it would be nice.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
It would be nice. Lastly, here, third party delivery services
for students not accepted at Bartlesville public schools this year.
Bartlesville High School announced that third party delivery services such
as door Dam, grub Hub, and Uber Eats for students
will not be accepted at any school site this school year.

(41:08):
They said in a Facebook post, students are encouraged to
utilize the schools breakfast and lunch programs that are provided
free of charge student handbook student handbooks with this change
and new cell phone policies will be updated soon that
I actually thought that was already a thing that they
can't be using all that. Yeah, I don't know, so

(41:28):
like you can just your parents can just order food
and have a delivered. You could to the front desk
and then you go pick it up. Really and then
at that point, what's the reason of having the lunch
ladies there? You know, I'm more concerned with the stranger
that's there right right exactly and them on campus. Well,

(41:49):
I'm just going to the front office to drop off,
you know, some McDonald's and there's not like you can
verify their door dash. Couldn't you just have drugs delivered
that way? Ain't that the truth?

Speaker 8 (42:00):
Now?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Don't a lot of schools already have, like McDonald's and
Mazio's and Subway and them already. No.

Speaker 8 (42:08):
I think on certain days they'll have a restaurant come in,
usually like a CC's or something like that. But like
one of the high schools they have open lunch. You
can leave right and come back.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Aren't my kids they do Chick fil A like one
day a week. Yeah, okay, But as far as pizza,
I'm not one hundred percent sure. That's different. So you
know that's controlled by the school exactly.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
My point there was is why you calling up door
dash if you've got literally something that Eugene is better
than this crappy lunch school lunch food that you're getting.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
As the person who packs lunches, I can totally understand.
I'll just door dash them something. Good morning, Lindsay, good morning.

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Speaker 6 (43:12):
Good morning Kimpie, Well, good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Are you a fan of give it to whoa David
Lee Roth? Well, you know what, He's going to be
at the hard Rock at the end of August and
we can send you there for free. Just hit up
the website that give me rockskmod dot com. You see,
they just announced Marcus King, who is gonna play at
the hard Rock. Yeah, it's an awesome show man all right.
Time for listener emails, you can always email us show

(43:35):
at kmod dot com. This email says, my wife and
I both work full time, but when we get home,
it feels like she expects me to keep doing, keep
going like it's a second shift. Dishes, laundry, cleaning up
after the kids, the house needs to get runt, needs
to be run. I understand that, but most nights I
just want to sit down for thirty minutes without being

(43:56):
handed a list.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
She says I don't help enough and.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
That I wait to be asked, which, yeah, that is
probably true, But I don't leave stuff messy on purpose.
I take out the trash, mow the lawn, fix stuff
around the house, keep the cars running. That counts too, right?
Am I being a jerk? Or is this just a
normal marriage thing where both people feel like they're doing more?

(44:24):
How do you guys handle this without it turning into
a scoreboard? Was streaming from a guy who doesn't want
to do chores. Well, he wants to choose the chores,
and he wants to know how we or other couples
handle it without it turning into a scoreboard. I was

(44:46):
trying to think about my situation and is there things
that I only do and things my wife only does? Right? Sure? Right?
I think everybody, every family as that. Yeah, situation. Yeah,
living together is hard, man, marriage is hard, and you

(45:07):
don't when you're dating, you're like, well, how do you
see the home life? Who will break down the Amazon boxes?
Do you take your car to get repair? Like there's
a friend of mine, she's in real estate, and we
were talking about our cars and I asked her, I go,
do you take your cars or does your husband? And

(45:29):
she's like, no, I do it all. We have another
good friend and his wife does all the repairs in
the house, right, changes all the light bulbs, does all.

Speaker 8 (45:41):
That stuff, remodels even.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
So it's everybody's got kind of a different setup.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:47):
But on the other side of that coin, he does
a lot of the cooking as well. You know, she
can remodel a bathroom, he can cook dinner. Yeah, No,
it was more.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Yeah, it's nice to come to his defense, but there's
more of an illustration than rolls. Don't always typical. Yeah,
and when it comes to you want to rest, that's interesting,
don't we all? Yeah, you know, welcome to the club, bro,
Welcome a little thing they called life.

Speaker 8 (46:17):
Yeah, I feel like I'm wired differently, like because I'll
come home and I could be extremely exhausted, but I'll
see that things need to be done and I will
have to do them, even though they sure surely they
don't need to be done at that moment, but I
will have to do them before I.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Can rest, before you feel satis exactly. So that's a thing.

Speaker 8 (46:44):
It is. It is absolutely one of me thing.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
So so is it on it? Shouldn't it be on
you if that's something you want done.

Speaker 8 (46:51):
And I've learned to put it on myself. But actually,
and there's been times where we have where Kevin and
I have argued about it and he will look at
me and go, especially during the summer, and he'll go.
We have three boys that are home during the day,
and they are all capable of doing the things at
home that need to get done. The laundry, if the

(47:14):
floors need to be cleaned. They can all do those things.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
And that why we have kids.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
Right, So you make a list and these are the
things that they need to do before they can do
anything else. If they want to get on their electronics, Nope,
these things need to be done first. And it's been
awesome for me because I'll come home and I can
rest if I need to or if I want to.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Are there things that your husband does that he doesn't
do up to your par.

Speaker 8 (47:46):
Uh? Yeah, like loading a dishwasher, I'll have to redo it.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
You redo it.

Speaker 8 (47:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah, as long as they're in there, they get cleaned.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
Yeah. Sometimes, but other times it's like, oh, that doesn't
go in a dishwasher. Nope.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
No, yeah, well I understand, like taking something out because
it doesn't belong there is not the same as rearranging it, right, Yeah,
it makes it sound like you go behind him.

Speaker 8 (48:09):
But I have had to rearrange it. But other times
it's eh, but he's not there enough really to even
worry about it, because.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
I mean, I'll be I've rearranged the dishwasher, but it's
only because I want to get more in it. Yes, exactly,
because I don't want to have to hand wash it. Same,
but it's not because she's not doing it right. It's
because I want to get more stuff in it. I'm
super guilty of running it whenever I don't care, right,
there could be two things in there, not running it anyway.

(48:40):
But if it's the end of the night, I don't
like stuff in the sink, so I will move stuff
around to try and get everything in it. So it's
even if I've even like stacked some stuff on top
of each other. Ain't none wrong with stacking, Yeah, because
I'm like, I gotta get this done.

Speaker 8 (48:54):
But anymore, if someone else is doing it, I'm gonna
just let him do it.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
So you don't really range anymore.

Speaker 8 (49:02):
No, not anymore.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
No, she's learning a less Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
A reasonable answer.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Welcome to adulthood, where the only thing that works in
a home is the owner. Things just have to get done.
And it sounds like your wife is tired of shouldering
most of the load. Nuclear answer, tell her that's woman's work.
You deserve to relax and to get you a beer.
Make sure to be assertive so she knows her place.

(49:29):
Being a mother slash wife is exhausting working forty plus
hours a week taking care of kids, sports, et cetera.
But things need to be done, which is why we
just deal with it and do it all. Some men
are too entitled about how much they work or how
tired they are.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
Keep up your hustle.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Oof, that sounds a little bitter.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
When my daughters were younger, we would do a twenty
minute blitz every day right when I walked in the door,
because I I wanted to rest as well, but I
also didn't want that stuff hanging over me. The twenty
minute blitz was twenty minutes of cleaning as fast as
we could. We give them assignment so they would stay focused,
and we play music loud in the house, and in
twenty minutes was done. We were done. No more cleaning

(50:15):
for that day. Laundry, of course, has to be an
all day event when you have little ones, but the
twenty minute Blitz has helped us keep toys picked up
and floorish vacuumed. I have heard of this philosophy before,
where you just dedicate a certain.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
Amount of time every day and then that's it.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
So you're not constantly going clean up, clean up, clean up,
clean up, or you have like one day that's monumental. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:36):
But the thing with about having small kids, though, is you
can clean it up and then twenty minutes later them
toys are strode out all over the place.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Again.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Yeah, that's called living in a house.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
RUMs. Yeah, having small children. Well, living in a house,
your kitchen's only clean for the moment it's done afterwards, right,
because you will. It's like having a car, like getting
your car washed, It's only clean from the moment you
pull away from the car wash. Yeah, that is a
true statement. But what I'm getting at is like, you know,
all right, we got all the kids toys out of

(51:06):
the living room and put them back in their room,
and everything looks fine, fantastic, things have been dusted, and
then as soon as you sit down, twenty minutes later,
those kids are bringing those same damn toys back out
into the living room. You're like, we just picked those
up and put them away.

Speaker 6 (51:20):
What should they do? Not play?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Play with them in their room. That's true when it
comes to responsibilities, though. The twenty minute thing I think
is brilliant.

Speaker 8 (51:31):
Yeah, I like that too.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
It works because that's stuff done. Regardless.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
I don't mind having toys out. A lived in house
is a lived in house. I love that, but it
is I mean, like dusting things like that. I still
want my house clean. Cleanliness of a house. There's a
difference between a house being lived in with toys in
your living room floor, then dirt on your walls or
dust on your furniture, things like that.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
How do you dust? Uh?

Speaker 8 (51:59):
Usually like three times, probably three times.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
A week, three times a week.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
If I see dust, I'm gonna clean it up. I
mean I have to vacuum every single day, every single day.
There's vacuuming going on, sometimes twice a day because there's
a dog now too.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Three times a week.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Dusting, Yeah, you're just you're just circulating dust and letting
it settle.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
And you've you've acted like do you have carpet of hardwoods?

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Both? Yeah, I vacuum every day too, but yeah, it's
it's the end of the day clean up. Unless I'm
walking around barefoot and I step on someone like this
is the son of a bitch.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
What is this thing right here? Why is there?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Oh? That's why I dropt. That she's a cheating horror
bro run she might be. Listen her email from a
guy who says his wife and I. My wife and
I both work full time, but when we get home,
it feels like she expects me to keep going, like
it's a second shift. Dishes, laundry, clean up after the kids.
I get at the house, needs to run. But most

(53:05):
nights I just want to sit down for thirty minutes
without being handed a list. She says I don't help
enough and that I wait to be asked, which, yeah,
that's probably true. But I don't leave stuff messy on purpose.
I take out the trash, mow the lawn, pick stuff
around the house, keep the cars running.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
That counts too, right? Am I being a jerk?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Or is this just normal marriage thing where both people
feel like they're doing more. How do you guys handle
this without it turning into scoreboard?

Speaker 8 (53:32):
Lindsey, I mean, it's definitely normal marriage stuff. But if
you have I don't know how old the kids are,
but give them. I don't think they're ever too young
to start doing chores. Teach them at a young age.
I mean, obviously, if they're infants, they're not going to
be able to. But if they're old enough to tie

(53:55):
their shoes, then they're old enough to learn how to
do some chores. Teach them to do some dishes or
to dust. Dusting was one of the first chores that
my kids learned how to do. They can run a
vacuum for you. They they can help. It's good for them.
Let them pick up some of the chour list as well.
It'll be beneficial for them in the long run as well.

(54:17):
So definitely. But it is normal marriage stuff.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
GIMPI.

Speaker 7 (54:25):
I don't know if planning some stuff off on the
kid is necessarily the greatest idea, because kids don't normally
do it the way you want it done.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
They'll do it the way they do it.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
They'll teach them to do it the right way.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
Either it does your partner.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Yeah, all right. Bottom line, it needs to be done,
so just do it. Shut the hell up and get
it done. And it's only going to turn into a scoreboard.
If you turn it into a scoreboard. That's all that
there is to it. But the fact of it is
that it still needs to be done. House needs to
be claim. Sure, you mow the lawn, you fix the cars,

(55:02):
you do all this other stuff that's great, fantastic, those
also need to be done regardless, So shut the hell up,
get back to work. You're a slob. You don't keep
it messy on purpose. That means you keep it messy, right,

(55:23):
that's just who I am. Do you need as somebody
text it? Do you need your mommy to make you
a list of what you need to do? As Lindsey said,
you look around. You can tell there's towels on the floor.
You either are somebody who picks them up or you
are not. With all that being said, do you want
a happy wife, then do it? Do you not care

(55:46):
if she's happy, then don't do it. You know there's
stuff to be done. If she wants it that way,
if she wants the dishwasher stacked a certain way, then
she can do it. You don't have to learn the
way she wants it done. That's not marriage. And there's
nothing wrong with you going, hey, can I have a
day where I don't have to do anything? I know

(56:09):
we've got stuff we need to do. But can there
be a day where we just chill as somebody texting?
Just talk to her about it. It's okay to not
want to clean, that's completely normal. It's okay for the
house to be lived in, but maybe she can't relax
until it's done. And yes, you mow and you picked

(56:31):
up things. Do you take the kids school shopping? Do
you take them for their haircuts? Do you take them
to the dentist? Do you drive them around to appointments?
Because she's doing those things too. On top of just
because you tear down some Amazon boxes doesn't make you superman.
Everybody's trying to get it done. So you either agree
that this is the things we need to do to

(56:51):
keep our house running or you don't agree. Also, it
doesn't matter, man, you're making a mountain out of a molehill.
Help clean up. How is that so hard? I don't
understand that mentality. How is it so hard to not
want to live in a nice setting. Maybe that's just
the way he was raised.

Speaker 6 (57:13):
To live in dirt?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Yeah, maybe somebody text and hire a maid and then
sleep with their settle Town.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
All right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
We'll be back The Big Med Morning Show returns Nack.
You read your email on the air, then you get
to help give advice. Some One says, back in the day,
I loved going out, going to the bar, patio, parties, concerts,
showing up to work, hungover, you name it. I was there.
Now I'm forty one, married, two kids, and honestly, I

(57:43):
like grilling in the backyard more than hitting the bar. Recently, recently,
my buddies have gotten divorced and embracing being single. They
go out like we did in our twenties, and they
keep asking me to go out. They text me while
I'm having story time with the kids to come join them.
They say I'm whipped and I've changed. Part of me
misses it, sure, but another part of me just doesn't

(58:05):
want to be the old guy in a booth at
one am. Like Cokeley and hall Pass, I'm pretty sure
I'm now the guy. I'm now the guy I used
to make fun of, becoming the guy. I'm becoming the
guy I used to make fun of. Is my friendship
over with them? It's funny they mentioned Hall Pass because

(58:25):
I watched that yesterday while it was on It was
on E Right, and they censored out the bathtub scene, like,
not the entire thing, but just the freckling of the wall.
Oh with the girl yeah, or ipset stomach and then
she sneezes and she slidders the wall behind her. I

(58:47):
was waiting for it, completely white walls. That's interesting how
they did just that. They got just the freckles out
that that Australian girl that plays his interest so hot.
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
I imagine they they sens heor die too, right, h
I don't think so. She shows her breast, yes.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Yes, as I was looking forward to it. But whatever,
I didn't pay your mom just fake chowder. I was
watching that with my wife and she's like, what's that
And I'm like, eh, it's you fake And she's like,
huh fake what. I'm like, you know, She's like what

(59:30):
And so I did the thing he does. She's like,
what are you doing? I'm like, Yeah. The streamail from
a guy who used to go out all the time.
Now his friends are newly single and they want to
go out all the time and want him to keep
go out too, but he doesn't want to because he's
married and doing story time. Right. Yeah, some people believe

(59:52):
you got to stay friends forever, like you have to.
That's what Saved by the Bell told us.

Speaker 8 (01:00:05):
Oh goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
And some people measure friendship on whether you go out
or not right, and some people measure friendship as we'll
always be friends. We're just in a patch where we're
not correlating. Right to me, if they keep asking, that's
kind of weird.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
I don't think it's weird. I think they're lonely. They
don't know how to embrace the loneliness instead of just
sitting in your loneliness or whatever, they want to bring
you in with it, because that's your buddy, you know.
And I'm going out. I want you to join me

(01:00:47):
because I don't want to be lonely and I don't
want to make new friends at this bar.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Yeah, but usually I think it's the reason I said
it's a little weird is because usually when someone says no,
like three times, usually people start catching the drift, right.

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
Squeaky Wiel gets the grease man keep all asking him.
Eventually I will break you down and you will come
drink with me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Block silence a great feature to have. Yeah, yeah, uh yeah, yeah.
Are you become the annoying one? But you're right.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Maybe if you're then you're Are you a friend at
that point?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
You're an annoying friend? You know? Is this person is
still going to help you move if you ask him to?

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
Oh? Good question.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
But you can be You can be an annoying friend
and still a friend, absolutely, And you can be a
friend and not go out. Yes, whether you move or
to me, it's that that's the X factor, right, Like,
are they there to help you when you need them?
Even if I ask you to move and you don't
want to help me, that doesn't mean we're not friends either.

(01:01:55):
You're not as good of a friend as I thought
you were, Dick, not necessarily just because you don't I
want you to do some grunt work.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
We're not friends because you do manual labor.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Give you advice, but I ain't helping you move a bed.
I mean, I think you're making a good point. Is
a friend someone who helps you move? Are someone's who
gives you advice? Could be either one or both? Yeah,
I don't think a friend is someone who does manual labor.
I do.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
I think if you're there truly your friends, they'd be like,
all right, I see you need some help. I will
be there. A friend is there to help? No, matter what,
whether it's with advice or moving a couch.

Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
Yeah, a friend is someone you can count on for anything.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Yeah, I understand that. But just because they won't doesn't
make them not a friend.

Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
Is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Oh yeah, absolutely, And just because they will doesn't make
them a friend. No, No, it's good of a friend to hear.
This says what's more important to you? Those buddies that
may or may not be there in ten years or
your family who may or may not be there in
ten years. That goes both ways, but statistically more likely
your family m that his son stood bay. Oh yeah,

(01:03:10):
he's got one of them. What's more important? Oh, reasonable answer.
You have succeeded where they didn't. You may be the
guy you made fun of, but you actually won. Nuclear answer.
It's time to show those losers that you still Frank
the tank, break out the firebird, and go streaking in
the quad. This says, I see my best friends twice
a decade. It's not a big deal, man. Now my

(01:03:33):
wife and kids are my best friends. Life happens.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Some people have problems with that though. Yeah, like that
their wife is their best friend, right. They feel like
they lost a bit of themselves when they got married, right,
which I would say that's probably true for everybody. Yes,
when you get married, you lose part of yourself. You age,

(01:04:00):
you age out. And the fact that they're newly single
is hilarious, well because they want to be twenty again. Yeah,
when you it's like when you have a friend, guy
or girl and they get divorced. They go through this
sometimes brief sometimes not brief, stint of hitting the clurb. Yeah,

(01:04:22):
and they want to go out and they want to
drink and they party and they're living this crazy lifestyle
and you're like, whoa boy, I don't God forbid if
that happened to me. As long as we can go
before four exactly starts at four. Next thing, you know,
you're staying out until six, and then eight. That sounds amazing,

(01:04:42):
the nine and ten.

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
And next thing you know, you're out all night long
and you're bringing yourself in here trying to do a
show hungover?

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Would you like, would you like to go on a date? Yeah,
we're gonna go to dinner. Yes, what are you doing
at four point thirty?

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
Right at four thirty?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Do you know where Looby's is?

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
I won't to be watching wrapping up jeopardy about that
I'll be working.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Hey, you want to me to have to work? Yeah
for happy hour? Oh god, no, well you mean lunch then? Right? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
No, late dinner?

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Right? No, I can't. How about five thirty? Oh you
want a late dinner? Listen to email, It says, back
in the day, I loved going out to the bar, patio, parties, concert,
showing up to work hungover, you name it, I was there.
Now I'm forty one, married to kids, and honestly I
like grilling in the backyard more than hitting the bar. Recently,
my buddies have gotten divorced and embracing bean single. They

(01:05:36):
go out like we did in our twenties. They keep
asking me to go out, text me while I'm having
story time with the kids to come join them. They say,
I'm whipped and I've changed part of me miss is
it sure? But another part of me just doesn't want
to be that old guy in a booth at one am,
like cochleyan hall Pass. I'm pretty sure I'm now the
guy I used to make fun of. Is my friendship

(01:05:59):
over with them?

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
Lindsay, No, I don't think your friendship is over with them.
You simply have to explain to them, Hey, you know,
I'm I'm a family man. Now there might be times
where yes I can go out with you, or possibly
I get a babysitter and me and the wife will
join you guys for drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
But oh yeah, coming around ruining my good time, especially
if they're newly divorced, bringing my wife around them, talking
about the debauchery they're a part of. She ain't ever
gonna be excited about me going out with them, her
two I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Now guilty by association.

Speaker 8 (01:06:41):
Yeah, well then maybe so then maybe the friendship is over.
Maybe what did they mean that much to him? It
doesn't really sound like it. If he's not making any
plans to ever hang out with them, then yeah, maybe
move on and just hang out with your married couple

(01:07:04):
friends who get it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
Kimpy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Uh, you know, I get it. I get it. You know,
your friends are fresh and they're newly divorced, and they're
trying to make up for lost times when they were married,
and they want you to join them because they like
your company, you know, But you don't have to go.
It's a fun thing about this world. You literally don't

(01:07:31):
have to do anything you don't want to basically is
what it boils down to.

Speaker 7 (01:07:37):
So if you don't want to go, you don't want
to go, And if the friendship ends up falling apart,
then they were never.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Your friends to begin with. Now where they uh, Maybe
that's what they know, is inviting you along if they're
freshly divorced and when they were out the last time
you all went out together. Maybe that's just what they know.
Maybe you're the guy who could help with the ladies,
knew the yeah, maybe knew the places to go.

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
Who being a wingman as a married man. Whoo, that's
a dangerous ganger.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Will Robinson trap, that's a total admiral acbar. But maybe
that's just what they know. Is your friendship over I
don't think. So. It's a different chapter now. Whether they
got the memo or not, I don't know. But you're
obviously in a different stage of your life. People change,

(01:08:31):
people evolve, things they like they don't like anymore, and
that's okay. Your friendship isn't shouldn't be based off of
going out or not. Your friendship shouldn't be based on
you helping them move or not. It should be based
on your word and your actions matching those words. If

(01:08:52):
you say you're gonna go help move, you should make
sure you go help move, being there when they need them.
If you're like, yes, anything, you need anything, you let
me know and then you call and go, oh, no,
I can't do that. Maybe you're not a friend. But
I think it's just them maybe rasing you, and maybe
you're a little sensitive to it. As Ghimpie said, you

(01:09:12):
don't have to do anything you don't want to. We
won all the wars. Maybe invite them to the park.
Would you guys like to go for a walk? Guys,
meet me at the park. I gotta take the kids
to park. Meet me there and we can chat and
hang out. They serve beer there. No, well, now, who's
not the friend? Can I bring some beers? That's a

(01:09:34):
two way street as far as I'm concerned. If they
only want you to go to the bar, then that's
pretty self serving to them. If they really want to
be your friend, they want to see you, then they'll
come to the park, yeah, or meet you while you're
with you know, Hey, why don't you go with me
for the pickup line? These are things people have to

(01:09:55):
do that have kids, and it's a two way street.
Shots and bong rips and the pickup. Lying Corban, Hey what.

Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
Since huh? All right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back if you're listening to the big.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Men, right, Let's go ahead and do to tell the truth.

Speaker 9 (01:10:15):
Time to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to
ask anything you want. Just remember keep it clean, no
bodily fluids, nothing sexual, and don't forget. We can and
will pass on a question. Let's open up the phone lines.
Here's Corbyn in the gang with all the truth.

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
You're going to knee eight three three four six, Oh kmo, dear.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
You can text BMMS and then what you want to
say to eight two nine four five taxon came in, Corbyn?
Who do you have to dump the most out of
the three of y'all? I'm gonna say gimpy, But I
I don't know if it's.

Speaker 6 (01:10:47):
A clear winner.

Speaker 7 (01:10:49):
I think it's pretty even between her and I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Don't you don't have to dump yourself that often?

Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
No, I try to know before.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Yeah, I know. I'm pretty methodical with my word, so
I try not to just say something surprising and be like, oh,
I need to right right.

Speaker 7 (01:11:09):
I've been cut off guard a few times, for sure, yeah,
but I think it's probably a good tie between the
two of us, Lindsay and I.

Speaker 6 (01:11:18):
I think you're definitely in the lead.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Yeah, it's just not you know, Lance Armstrong lead. And
most of the time it's not even a bad word.
It's just the context of something puts me into a
place of protection to ensure we can be back on
the air tomorrow morning or the day after.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
That would be my my thinking.

Speaker 8 (01:11:39):
What do you think, Lindsay, Yeah, I think for sure
it's definitely more so gimpy for that reason.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
How about this.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
You're offered a button that gives you ten thousand dollars
but erases one random hour of your life. Do you
press it? Why? Or why not? Some keywords in there random,
So do get to decide which hour goes away?

Speaker 8 (01:12:05):
Yeah, I'm I'm gonna pass because I don't I don't
know which hour it's gonna be. Could be a really
amazing memory, birth of your children, Yeah, exactly, the day
you got married, exactly. I'm not going to risk it
for ten grand No, that's not life changing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
What do you think? Do you know the answer? Oh,
he's taking the money, gimbi. I'll repeat the question because
I was on the phone. You're offered a button that
gives you ten thousand dollars but erases one random hour
of your life. Do you press it?

Speaker 8 (01:12:38):
Why?

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
Or why not?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Ten thousand dollars? That's it? Yeah, I mean up the
annie a little bit there and im possibly. I think
I'm in for it, cause I don't remember most of
my life anyway, So I mean, what are you going
to erase something I don't remember already anyway? Something that
might come up and be like, oh, I'm so glad

(01:13:02):
that I remembered that, you know. So as the temptation
is there, the money is not, bring the money up,
we'll talk.

Speaker 6 (01:13:12):
Yeah, I'm a hard pass on that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
What if it's when I met my wife or like
I said earlier, my kid was were born. I mean
you they would still be there, You would still be
married to your wife, yes, but still be alive. Right,
But those are pretty important memories that I kind of cherish.
I mean, you've got an imagination, right, you can imagine
what it's like. You don't see a child being born. No,

(01:13:42):
caston is on, Hey, Cayston, how are you? What's your
question for? To tell the truth, I was gonna ask,
what's the best show.

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
They've ever.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Sorry you cut up, friend, What what was it you said? Okay,
like you went into He's in the Valley? Yeah. Uh,
what's the best show.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
You've ever seen? I'm interpreting.

Speaker 8 (01:14:10):
Okay, hmmm. One of the best shows that I've ever
seen was like a television show or a concert. Just
pick something, Okay, I'm gonna says the following With Kevin Bacon.

(01:14:31):
I liked him as a television actor more so than
a movie actor. And it was great. And I think
it was four or five seasons long on Fox.

Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
Better television actor than movie actor.

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
Yeah, I yeah, I liked him better on television. I
was never really a huge Kevin Bacon fan.

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
This is Kevin Bacon's in Beverly Hills.

Speaker 8 (01:14:56):
Cop the new one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Yes, there's a new one.

Speaker 8 (01:15:02):
Yeah, a remake that went to net Straight for Netflix. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
How about Taking Chance. He's fantastic in that. I haven't
seen it where he escorts a soldier back. He's a
marine escorting a soldier back. Stir of echos, fantastic. Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
He's in Wild Things. He's great in that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
I you know what I did.

Speaker 8 (01:15:25):
Apollo probably one of my favorites.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Apollo thirteen Trimmers, Flatliners, JFK, A few good men air
up there. I forget about the Mystic River. He's in
a bunch of great movies. Beauty shop. What what about
you get me?

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
Best show?

Speaker 7 (01:15:50):
Uh Stergel Simpson at the Bok Center? Who the f
is Johnny Blues guys that tour?

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
He didn't specify shows. I know what, that's fantastic show.

Speaker 6 (01:16:04):
I'm going with the West Wing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Okay, best TV show. Gotta pick one fast food burger
and that's the only one you can order from now on. Well,
that's tough fast food burger? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:16:25):
Fast?

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
What makes what makes it tough? Lindsay?

Speaker 8 (01:16:29):
Well, because I'm not really a burger. If I'm getting
fast food, it's usually going to be tacos, like even, says.

Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
The Wendy's girl.

Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
Yeah right, yeah, I guess I would have to go
to Wendy's and just get the Dave's Double.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
Is that what you get when you go to Wendy's?

Speaker 8 (01:16:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Okay, yeah, GIMPI a Superstar from Carl's Junior with bacon
and cheese.

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
Say superstar because it's double and I feel it's very filling.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
I'm gonna go with Harden's Hamburgers. Cheeseburger, double cheeseburger, muster pickle.
Only do they have a drive through? They do? Oh,
I did not know that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
It's full disclosure.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
I haven't been there in a while, so they could
be closed for all I know. Or they're like Second
in Sheridan, okay, or Second Memorial. Maybe where is this Tulsa?
Didn't they have one up in a Wassa as well,
up on German Corners?

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Not?

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
Not since I've lived there, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
I feel like I went up there and ate there
at a Hardensburger's one time. Who knows, not since I've
lived there. But it's just some old time, old school
burger place. Then their cheeseburgers are good. They used to
have them all over. It's some special seasoning they put
on them that makes them delish. But if that's the

(01:17:52):
hamburger I eat for the rest of my life, I'll
take that.

Speaker 8 (01:17:55):
Did they have culvers where you were from in Iowa?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
But I have had culvers many times.

Speaker 8 (01:18:01):
They're good. They the butter burgers.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
I thought there was gonna be more context there.

Speaker 8 (01:18:08):
Frozen custard good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Yeah. What's the most satisfying job to watch people do perfectly?
I'll go first.

Speaker 6 (01:18:20):
Since I'm throwing that on you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
What's the most satisfying job to watch people do perfectly?

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
You can do it at a couple places.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I know they do it over at uh Chewies, and
that is making tortillas. I don't know what. It's not like,
there's nothing magical happening. But when they put the little
dough and then smash it down and then oh god,
you're like impressive, not.

Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
Bad cooking, I guess is that that is good some
form of cooking. But also the epoxy is it? Is
it a POxy? When they lay it on a like
in a driveway or in a garage floor, or even
when they do it to like countertops, that's pretty satisfying.
Mayth are late it nice and smooth, and yeah, it's

(01:19:09):
pretty satisfying.

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
To watch Gimpi window cleaning.

Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
You know when when they got the guys on the
ropes and they're lowering them down on these high rises
and you know, you you the windows dirty because of
you know, the environment and the birds.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
That run into it. And here they come just on ropes,
squeegee in hand. After it's all done, it's so satisfying,
so clear. How about this?

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
So this is the sequence of texts.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Hardens is at fourth and Sheridan Burger's amazing, Harden's at second,
and Sheridan is closed. Harden's at fourth and Sheridan is
now dispensary. Apparently they're only inside mathis, brothers. Do people
go there for lunch? I'm hungry? Where you want to go? Mathis? Brothers?
You want to eat a couch? Takes you ten minutes

(01:19:58):
to get to the you know, make the order? Keep
getting asked. You need help, right, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:20:08):
To tell the truth. You have a mess.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
And whatever that is to eight two nine four five,
you can call it eight three three four six Oh
K M O D. What things are better than sex?
But things are better than sex.

Speaker 8 (01:20:24):
A five course meal done, five course done, No, done
by an amazing chef with a good wine or whiskey pairing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Yeah, okay, gimbi. Oh sorry, he's on the phone. I'm
gonna go with sleeping. At times, sleeping can be much
better than sex.

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
Absolutely, a hug from your grandchild, I don't like.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
I don't have those sentences next to each other. Also
not what I thought you'd say.

Speaker 8 (01:21:03):
No, but coming from him, it was amazing. What a
great answer.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Uh, Yeah, I'm sweet. Only burger German Corner is Gastronomy Lounge. Yeah,
that plays awesome. Okay, that's a place I've told you about. Gimpee,
come right out to Yeah, and they listen. This could
have been this hardens like long, long, long time ago.
Who knows it. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
I'm not gonna get stuck on this old restaurant that's
not even there anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:21:33):
You just want a lifetime supply of the last thing
you bought. What do you have?

Speaker 8 (01:21:37):
And alarm clocks? Alarm clocks?

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Really?

Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
I just bought a new alarm clock for my youngest.

Speaker 6 (01:21:46):
What was wrong the other one?

Speaker 8 (01:21:47):
He didn't have one because Eli goes upstairs and wakes
his brother up every single day.

Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
They don't share in romans twins.

Speaker 8 (01:21:57):
No, no, not anymore. That was part of the whole
reason when we moved, so they didn't have to share
a room anymore because Leo was was giving Eli high
anxiety because one's neat and one's not.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Kimbi gass and cigarettes. That's not a bad switch, right there.
That true Starbucks this morning. Okay, they dabbled back in
Starbucks today. Uh, what's in the most inappropriate situation?

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
You fell asleep in.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
What's the most inappropriate situation you fell asleep in?

Speaker 7 (01:22:39):
Hmm wow, speaking of it's probably an hour I should
have kind of raised in my life.

Speaker 8 (01:22:49):
I think church.

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
Is that inappropriate or common?

Speaker 8 (01:22:54):
Not common?

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
It's common, maybe not for you cliche that people fall
asleep in church, that's how common it is.

Speaker 8 (01:23:05):
I've done it in a aside from school. That's I
can't think of anywhere inappropriate that I've fallen asleep.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
Yimpy.

Speaker 7 (01:23:17):
I've literally fallen asleep during sacks. Literally, I'd been up
for four days at that point in.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Time, and I was fading. I was fading hard, and
I ended up just falling asleep and got woke up.
Are you asleep? Ugh? Uh no, not at all. I'm
just really tired.

Speaker 6 (01:23:41):
I've fallen asleep in a wedding. Really yeah, Catholic ldding?

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Oh lonely? How'd you end up falling asleep with all
the standing up and need right? No, that's true. That's
how I got woken up because it was time to
stand up. Yeah, it went on forever. I fall asleep
at a funeral. I don't know why that feels excusable,
but you know, it's not like the person we're therefore

(01:24:07):
is gonna be upset about it, right, what are they
gonna what do you think they're gonna sit up and go, hey,
wake up, you're here to memorialize me. Uh? What did
you stop doing that immediately improved your life?

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
I can't wait for give me?

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
What did you stop doing that immediately improved your life?

Speaker 8 (01:24:30):
Lindsay during the pandemic, I stopped watching a lot of
Bravo TV, and it did improve my life. It improved
my marriage actually, because we stopped arguing about the shows
that I watched on Bravo.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Gimb, Toxic Women. That's not what I thought you were
gonna say. That's a good one. Yeah it is. I
like you gonna say, meth oh, yeah, sure whatever to
ob not Well, hold on, did it not improve your life?
I mean I guess it did, but I guess it did.
It's not definitive. I'm thinking more recently. Man, that was

(01:25:14):
twenty years ago. Yeah, I would say it improved your
life dramatically. Uh, going to betterly improve my life dramatically. Okay,
you stop going to bed early.

Speaker 6 (01:25:26):
Stop staying up late. I guess yeah, thank you. Yeah,
staying up late, stop.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Doing that and going to bed as early as possible
improve my life dramatically, getting closer to seven hours of sleep.

Speaker 6 (01:25:37):
Game changer, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Tell the truth eight three three four six oh kmod
or you can text bmms and whatever you'd like to
say to eight two nine four five. Uh, let's see
as of Okay, what scares you the most?

Speaker 8 (01:26:03):
It used to be death, but I would have to
go with probably clowns and a tie clowns and spiders.
You'd just pick one, I know, but I'd say clowns,
but spiders. We were on the boat dock the other night,
and it was so dark, and we have a broom
there to sweep the spider webs away, but we were

(01:26:26):
covering it up, and there I was surrounded by spiders
and I started hyperventilating so bad. I couldn't I froze.
I couldn't even take the broom to brush them away,
and I let out this blood curdling scream. I just
thought they were going to attack me. They weren't.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
They don't.

Speaker 8 (01:26:43):
They know, they don't want anything to do with me.
They want all the bugs flying around. But oh, they
were so big, so big, and it's just so and
I turned my head and there's another one right there,
and it's just like you're frozen. You have nowhere to
run away from them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Also the same phrase with clowns. Yes, they don't attack
celeb uh gimbi sketchy homeless people. You just don't know
what those people man.

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
Anything could happen at any point in time, and the
next thing you know, you got a knife in your
back or a gun pointed at you and they're taking your.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
Shoes free will.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
That is the scariest of them all. I think so.

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
I think so. You think people are just gonna act
according to.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
And they are not.

Speaker 8 (01:27:34):
You think you can take a jog anywhere and not
be attacked, Get.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Your family on a hip, exactly right, go to Walmart,
go to work at the NFL building in New York. Yeah,
saying right, uh, okay, what's your favorite feature of your
own body?

Speaker 8 (01:28:02):
My hair, it's so versatile. I like being able to
wear it curly, or when it's not humid af outside,
I can straighten it kimpy.

Speaker 7 (01:28:17):
My penis arm, penis arm dialed, a fist, tiny little hand.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
It's maybe who I am. Was there a time like
do you remember the yang when you started appreciating it?
Because it probably had.

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
I don't know if you hated it, I don't know, but.

Speaker 7 (01:28:32):
Oh no, it sucked as a kid having this thing
because elementary school and middle schoolers are asshole. I don't
know if they've changed much over the years, but at
least my experience with them, they all suck always. But yeah,
it was probably senior year in high school when you know,
people stopped focusing on that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Being a negative thing, you know. And then that's because
I've been gimpy ever since I was eighteen. And that's
just kind of when it's like, all right, I am
who I am? I'm so uncomfortable with this question. I'm
gonna say eyes just because I have hazel eyes, Okay,
and that's not very common, Okay, what makes it so

(01:29:13):
uncomfortable for you?

Speaker 6 (01:29:14):
I'm just not vain that way.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:29:17):
I don't think I have any great features.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
I mean, you got pretty tight ass.

Speaker 10 (01:29:21):
I'm just so do you as long as you don't
kiss me or fine, show's not over yet, big fels, No,
it is for that part.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
I promise you're listening to the Big Med Morning Show.
You know how you can make a bet on things
like well, like when the cold Play thing happened and
the guy would he get fired? Was a question.

Speaker 6 (01:29:45):
You can make a prop bet on that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Wow. And there's a website called polymarket dot com. I'll
give you guys the links that you can see and
you can break it up into different categories, like one
of them that just popped up because it's constantly evolving.
Will Elon tweet one hundred and eighty to one hundred
and ninety four times July twenty fifth through August first? Right,

(01:30:12):
another one? What's the highest grossing movie in twenty twenty five?
Will the astronomer CEO sue Coldplay? Okay? Because some are
saying out there that he feels that he was filmed
against his rights? Yeah? Yeah, I don't think you get

(01:30:32):
to use that excuse, bro.

Speaker 6 (01:30:34):
I mean you can.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
You can sue anybody, but I don't know how much
it's gonna hold up because you signed a contract when
you bought the diket right. No, I didn't sign anything. Yeah,
you physically didn't, but you made an agreement. Will the
US confirm that aliens exist in twenty twenty five? So
you can buy on whether you think it's gonna be
yes or no? Okay, Time Person of the years. The

(01:31:00):
choices Pope Leo, AI, Donald Trump, Benjamin Netting, Yahoo, Elon Musk,
Vladimir Zelensky, g Ping.

Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
Pope Leo's in the lead.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Yeah, as he should be compared to everything else that
was on that list.

Speaker 6 (01:31:25):
Yeh uh, I'm slipping over there.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Oh well, what will happen before GTA six comes out? Everything?

Speaker 6 (01:31:35):
Here's the choices?

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Russia, Ukraine ceasefire, a new Rihanna album, a new Playboy,
Karta Cardi album, Trump out as president, China invades Taiwan,
Bitcoin hits one million, Jesus Christ returns has sixteen percent
of the vote. Wow, they're probably not row. That's funny.

(01:32:05):
Uh will did he be sentenced to life in prison?

Speaker 6 (01:32:10):
So yes or no question? These are all h things
you can bet on.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Will Jesus Christ return in twenty twenty five is also
a choice? Okay, two percent chance? According to this Mark
Zuckerberg getting divorced. I didn't know that was a thing. Wow,
or they having a shaky release. I don't know. He is.
He is having like a midlife I mean he started
doing jiu jitsu and he wants to fight in an MMA.

(01:32:40):
Fight Okay, like on the USC you know, like settle down.

Speaker 8 (01:32:43):
Bro, Who did I marry? Will the Colts win the
Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Fantastic?

Speaker 7 (01:32:49):
If he got in an octagon with a professional UFC fighter,
I'd pay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
I can't believe the board would let that happen. So
Hoar's face books, Yes, Shadows Board, Yes, yes, you can't
have the CEO getting knocked out. You're probably right. However,
they don't need him to run the company. They actually do.
He's labeled as the CEO of the company. It could

(01:33:17):
hurt their stock price. CEOs get fired and quit all
the time. Look at the Coldplay guy Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelcey engaged in twenty twenty five. You can bet
on that.

Speaker 8 (01:33:26):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Is the Earth Flap? Uh two chance for the Emmys
Best Comedy Series. The Studio hacks the bear Abbot Elementary
only murders in the building, shrinking what we do in

(01:33:48):
the Shadows. Those are all the possibilities in the studio,
which is on Apple TV as the most votes. Tom
Brady and Sidney Swing confirmed relationship.

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
Okay, okay, good for Tom for real?

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
Uh? Will Trump sue South Park Bezos divorce in twenty
twenty five? These are things you can vote on.

Speaker 7 (01:34:20):
Oh, that would suck for him because he just got divorced,
lost half and he'll lose half again.

Speaker 6 (01:34:26):
He just got married. You can vote.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
You can take a wager on UFC streaming rights. Who
will get it Disney, ESPN, Netflix, Amazon, Warner Brothers. A
lot of people think it's gonna be Netflix already. I
don't know if that's a thing. The five kt meteor

(01:34:51):
strike in twenty twenty five, I don't know anything about this.

Speaker 6 (01:34:54):
Thirty one percent chance it will happen.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
Okay, this thing just keeps going. Oh, there's a ton
of them on for days. Oh yeah, there's a ton
of them. There's so many different categories you can you
can get into. Right, They've got a twenty eight percent
chance the Dodgers will win the World Series.

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
Like Home Run League. I mean, dude, it's it's wild.

Speaker 8 (01:35:18):
Well Trump Pardones Lane Maxwell by the end of twenty
twenty six.

Speaker 6 (01:35:24):
Uh, obviously a lot of football ones.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Yeah. Will the Vikings trade JJ McCarthy, Will Bill Belichick
get engaged? Will Odell Beckham Junior be in jail in
twenty twenty five?

Speaker 6 (01:35:40):
Why is he getting strays?

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Right? Twenty five percent chance will Shador Sanders be cut
before week one eighteen percent chance will he be traded
six percent chance there's a thing circulating on line of
him throwing the ball and he does this. He's got
a really bad habit of tapping the ball before he
throws it, which is a tell, and he'll get eaten

(01:36:05):
a live if he does that in a game. I
don't know if any that's true. It's what the dorks
are saying, right, But AFC champion Buffalo, Baltimore, Kansas City,
Cincinnati charges those are the top ones. Buffalo with twenty
two percent, than Baltimore, Super Bowl champion Philadelphia, Buffalo, Baltimore,

(01:36:30):
Kansas City, Detroit, Washington, San Francisco. I could see Buffalo.
I don't think Philadelphia will do it again. So many
different comeback. Player of the Year Dak Prescott, Aiden Hutcheson,
Christian McCaffrey, JJ McCarthy. I would put my money on

(01:36:53):
JJ McCarthy. Rookie of the Year Austin gent Omarion Hampton,
Luther Burden, Travis Hunt. How is it not Travis Hart Hunter?
Cameron Ward is a good choice. Coach of the Year
Ben Johnson, Brabele, Brian Schottenheimer, settled down. Uh, let's see,

(01:37:20):
well Shiloh Sanders play in Week one twenty chance oh.
Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson break up before the start
of the season. Here's the contenders for halftime show. Travis Scott,
jay Z, Billy Eilish, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift. Don't see

(01:37:45):
that happening. Do Alipa.

Speaker 6 (01:37:47):
They can't afford her.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
Do Alipa. Sabrina Carpenter, post Malone. I could see post Malone.
I can see, yeah, I can see post Malone.

Speaker 8 (01:37:59):
It'll be Jason.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
I don't like to be jay Z. He doesn't need
the money and he's the one in charge of picking
it look a little weird if he's picking and then
he picks himself, right Who who did the halftime show
last year?

Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
Kendrick Lamar, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
I was just thinking, like maybe the mix it up,
you know, because when it like hip hop and R
and B like ones and then like do a little
rock artist in there, try to mix it up a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
That's why I could see. I could see, like.

Speaker 7 (01:38:28):
Post Malone because he's covering two genres right now, ye
know what country and and uh, whatever the hell else
you want to call that that he plays.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Who played before Kendrick Lamar? Who wasn't the year before
that wasn't that the one that they did?

Speaker 8 (01:38:45):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
Yeah, it was Usher? It was Usher, and then the
year before that that wasn't that the one with like
it had Eminem and Dre and Snoop and and Mary J. Blige.
Uh yeah, Kendall Gamar, Usher, Rihanna, Dre, Snoop, The Weekend

(01:39:10):
Shakira Shakira.

Speaker 6 (01:39:12):
Yeah, it hasn't been since twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
It's been a little while since they did a little
rock act.

Speaker 6 (01:39:17):
Right Maroon five.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Yeah, yeah, well then it's about time. It was Timberlake
than Maroon five. So we haven't had.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
A rock one in a while, right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
I know that you're not. Well, maybe you saw this
yesterday on social media. You guys saw this, the video
of the woman at the Yankees game. No, I'll put
it over here so.

Speaker 6 (01:39:56):
You can see and I'll describe it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
So, uh, this woman is getting fingered at this baseball game,
like by herself. No, this guy's doing it right here.
That is insane finger fishing at the ballpark. Oh hell,

(01:40:20):
that's exactly what you do when you're done with that.
I mean in publics a little while. But did he
do the taste? And it's not like they're up and
there's no one around them, it's the next row up.
I mean they probably they definitely could spit on them,
but they could reach out and touch them. Probably for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:40:42):
I mean, because that looks like the lady's uh, just
one row back. She's not in the road directly behind
him or guy or whoever's filming this with the rope
right behind them.

Speaker 6 (01:40:53):
Yeah, they're right behind them.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
That's wild, right when when the urge, there's no urge, No,
there's no hey, finger me in in this public place.

Speaker 7 (01:41:08):
You've never been watching your favorite sports team and been like,
I could sure go for a finger blasting right now.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Nope, Babor, you're having fun at the game. You want
a hot dog or maybe a pretzel, or maybe a
bottomless bucket of French fries and beer cheese. If you
could just finger me in front of seven thousand people,
that would be fucking great. That's wild. If people get
off on that sort of thing. No, she got off

(01:41:34):
on that type of thing and he will later maybe, Yeah,
they enjoy that.

Speaker 7 (01:41:40):
Something about doing it in public, the the risk of
getting caught.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
You know, really drives them. I get that. I got that.
This is there's not even they're not even trying to.
Oh no, this feels different than that. How come that
doesn't end up on the fucking jumbo.

Speaker 7 (01:41:56):
Tron, but the CEO of some fucking company ends up
on there at a colplay concert.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Well one, if you put that up on the jumbo tron,
you know what they're doing, right, Nobody knew he was cheating, right, right, right?
But don't they just kind of pan around and take
different crowd shots. You know, sometimes it's a kid standing.

Speaker 7 (01:42:19):
Up and cheering woo, and then sometimes, you know, maybe
it's an older couple that are sitting there enjoying the game.
And I thought they just kind of panned around, and
I think they do, you know, and it's like bam,
she's getting blasted in the third row.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
Yeah. I don't think they ever shoot up into the
third level though. My favorite one of those is when
a guy had a piece of paper, So when the
kiss came came up, he had a piece of paper
he unraveled and said, she's my sister. You know, people
are like, do it right, that's funny? Yeah, wild video? Right? Yeah,
not only that, it's on the internet forever, right, give

(01:42:59):
it a matter of time.

Speaker 8 (01:42:59):
They'll you're real proud.

Speaker 6 (01:43:02):
Oh god, can you imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
I know I saw you at the ball game. Oh yeah, yeah,
it looks like you're having a great time. Hey, listen,
sex is normal, and I think in this country it's
over sensitized where people are like, oh, we can't talk
about it or it can't be This is different than that. Yeah,
you're doing it in public at a place not known

(01:43:25):
for that. You're not even covering your lap with a blanket.
You're just like, I am dialing zero on this bitch's phone,
and you are gonna watch me do it legs wide open.

Speaker 6 (01:43:39):
Have you seen the it's a guid and girl and
they do.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
They're at a Houston Astros game and they do a
hot dog beer challenge where you have to have a
hot dog. So it's a couple. She's doing the hot
dog and he's drinking a beer and they have to
do one for every inning. Wow, Okay, that's uh what.

Speaker 6 (01:44:00):
Nine nine?

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
Yeah? And so she, I mean she does nine hot
dogs throughout she gets like one of them was like
a double where she's like's two innings. But either way,
like it's it's like a like a burger thing that's
but it's got two hot dogs on it, and you're
like okay. And one time he gets like an extra
big beer and that's two innings and you're like okay, sure.

(01:44:26):
So at the end she's fine, Hey, however wasted wait,
I mean nine beers in two and a half hours.

Speaker 7 (01:44:36):
Okay, yeah, it's a lot of beers, a lot of
bloat to me, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
Yeah, at the end, he's like trying and they didn't
prepare for the seventh inning where they stopped selling beer,
and so you see him scurrying around trying to have
beers for the final two means funny, right, I I
could never do that.

Speaker 6 (01:44:56):
I couldn't. I couldn't eat nine hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:44:59):
With or without the bun. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:45:01):
No, it's everything.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
So like once she gets a chili dog, okay, one,
she gets like h one, this guy goddamn everything. M h.
I think that's what gets Yeah, I could do it.

Speaker 7 (01:45:12):
I can do a package of hot dogs and one's sitting,
no problem. Yes, it sounds extremely gay like that, but no,
it's the truth. Because there's times like I'll have like
a chili dog night for dinner or whatever, right, and
I just live by myself, and I got no problem
laying out all ten hot dogs on a plate, smother
them and chili some cheese, and then eat the entire thing.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
It's the the bread is what slows me down. I
think if it's a hot dog with a bun, I'm
probably good for about maybe four to six. And if
it's like a fuck everything, ketchup, mustard broish all that, ooh,
that just Addy Moore and I'm like two maybe. I
think I probably stick to the same Florida four to

(01:45:58):
maybe five.

Speaker 6 (01:45:59):
How many you can you take it a.

Speaker 8 (01:46:00):
Night, Lindsay, beers are hot dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
Hot dogs? We're talking about hot dogs.

Speaker 8 (01:46:07):
Probably three, that's it?

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
Two man, Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:46:13):
I just feel like I'm gonna pay for it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
You probably will, probably will. I'm trying to prove a
point here.

Speaker 6 (01:46:19):
I took my mom to to.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
Who you look by yourself? I still got it? Dog,
you still got you? Look him. They're staring at you like, hey,
will you please? Can I have a hot dog? No? No,
it's all mine, motherfuckers. I took my mom to Costco
to get hearing aids, and I was like, hey, let's
get something at the snack bar. Their cookies are really good,
and she was like, oh the hot dog. I'm like, hey,

(01:46:43):
because their hot dogs good. Right, it's cheap soda and
hot dog dollar fifty, but holy shit, shit, will they
tear you up pretty bad? Whoa dude, I wonder what
it is. I'm going to guess at a dollar fifty,
that's that's the secret ingredient. Yeah, cheapness.

Speaker 6 (01:46:58):
Yeah, you're just pain rent.

Speaker 8 (01:47:01):
Have you had that that chicken stuff whatever it's called.

Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
Yes, it is because on the screen you're like that
or they have for display and it's this like breadstick
thing and you're like, yeah, that's good, and it's chicken
parmesan ranch.

Speaker 8 (01:47:19):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
In this breading and it's like four, you're like, okay,
that looks good, dude, it's fucking mass it's over a
foot long, okay, and it's a meal. So good. Okay,
so good.

Speaker 8 (01:47:32):
If we go with the kids, we'll order one in
the long chicken bake. Yeah, chicken bake.

Speaker 6 (01:47:37):
It's called a chicken bake there.

Speaker 8 (01:47:38):
It is damn good.

Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
Oh yeah. It looking like a hot pocket, yeah, but
it's it's not. It's goddamn misleading. Okay, and every time
you get one, you're like, oh, okay, this looks awesome,
and then you see it. Oh, bitch, I don't need
you fucking hating it. Damn wish Bone fucking ranch, worst
ranch ever. God damn, these two fucking retards on my screen. Yeah,

(01:48:08):
look how big it is. That's a big, bitch. Oh
they're doing the pizza. Hold on, let's get the chicken sandwich.

Speaker 8 (01:48:16):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
God damn. And this is what these guys do. They
go to Costco and they're like fucking trying everything. These
two are fucking savages. And they look like they haven't
eaten in a couple of days. I don't know. They
look like they've eaten pizza. Okay, chicken. Back here it is.
See how how big it is in their hands? Okay, yeah,

(01:48:43):
that's a great The bitch she just got small hands,
she got hands.

Speaker 6 (01:48:51):
Doesn't watch him jam this thing in his mouth. I
think they cut in half.

Speaker 8 (01:48:57):
I think they did.

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
Oh so they split one.

Speaker 7 (01:49:00):
Yeah, okay, yeah, if that's the case, and that's massive
because just the way that it is, that's that seems.

Speaker 2 (01:49:06):
Normal size too. Yeah okay, yeah, you could go because
you don't need you can just go in and get one.
Oh you don't need a member a membership to go
eat at your little cafeteria. Okay, no, yeah, that's good
ship right there. What was the other thing at Oh,
remember we talked about the New Orleans people and they ran,

(01:49:30):
they escaped from prison. We're like, oh, they're going to
get him in like three days and that they as
far as I know, there were still two out on
a loose.

Speaker 6 (01:49:37):
One is still out on the loose. They have no
idea where he's at.

Speaker 2 (01:49:40):
Good fucking hide and seek champ right, according to the police, right,
some of his childhood friends are like fuck h The
police are like, we need luck. Wow. They said he's
that he has changed his profile of what he looks
like because he's a man, but he's like dressing up
as a woman. And to me, I don't know how

(01:50:00):
you don't catch him. He's got a giant neck tattoo.
Remember how you're always like, oh, well, they're going to
catch that person who's Apparently neck tattoos are common enough. Yeah, yeah,
maybe he wears this car.

Speaker 8 (01:50:13):
Or he got on the TikTok shop and got makeup
to cover it up.

Speaker 7 (01:50:17):
He started hooking up with those little fucking thy lady boys,
you know, teaching him all the all the tricks, the
duct tape, you know, the contouring makeup.

Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
Yes, sure, I mean could you booz him buddy to
stay out of prison? I could every day like that
becomes your persona Yeah, I could. That means like guys
hit like you got to carry the bit man, you.

Speaker 7 (01:50:41):
Do, and you then then when they're being a little
extra push, you'd be like, listen, man, I'm not interested
and they're like, hey, okay, it's mm.

Speaker 2 (01:50:52):
This is the one character from fucking uh in Conto
that's super strong Lucy or whatever. Right, get Gail Gaily right? Yeah? Yeah,
I think pretending when you go out and having to
pretend you're a woman boosom buddying it, that's way better
than prison. I want to say, the chances you getting

(01:51:15):
fucked in the ass or slightly slimmer, right, I'm just
saying I don't think you're wrong, sucking dick, though you
might be still.

Speaker 6 (01:51:24):
I tried to get to that joke so fast because
you were drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:51:31):
Yeah. Yeah, so they're still looking at him. That guy's
name is Derek Groves, so they're still looking from him.
So who's to say he's still alive. Yeah, he could
have been eaten by alligators in the swamp, you know,
because they they are in Louisiana. I feel like they
think he is in the last time they in Houston.

(01:51:53):
There's some reports that he's near Tallahassee. Okay, So I mean, yeah,
you're chasing a white rabbit at that point. Absolutely, there's
no credible evidence.

Speaker 7 (01:52:03):
Which you can't just let him go. You can't just
be like, ah, can't find him.

Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
Right on, right.

Speaker 6 (01:52:08):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:52:10):
They the amount of information and the resources dedicated to
it dwindles as time goes by. If there's no reports,
they don't you know, go full force.

Speaker 7 (01:52:19):
Right, So eventually I guess they do have to just
let it go and hope that he surfaces somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:52:24):
So then there's this guy named Travis Decker for those
that don't know, Do you know about this guy, lindsay no.
So he has a warrant for his arrest for first
degree and kidnapping after his three daughters nine, eight, and
five were found dead in a remote campground in Washington
the beginning of June. And they don't know where he's at.
They think he might be dead at one point they

(01:52:46):
thought they found him dead. They don't know where he's
at and that was as of yesterday, and they say
he killed these kids, bannon his pickup truck and he's gone.
They don't don't know, they don't know where he could be.
They've used canine teams, they've used drones, they've been personnel
on foot, and they've decided they're going to have to

(01:53:07):
scale back resources. Wow, because they thought they found him
in July. But it's not him. They confirmed it wasn't him.
He's a combat veteran, he's been homeless, so he's already
comfortable being uncomfortable, right, Right, that's the thing, right, that's
the thing. If you live in your air conditioning and
food whenever you want it, and suddenly you have to

(01:53:30):
be on the run, that's tough. Yeah, But when you've
been homeless and you've slept on the ground and you've
dealt with adversity a thing that ain't nothing at all,
so that they're looking for him.

Speaker 6 (01:53:42):
These are current man hunts.

Speaker 2 (01:53:43):
And then the last one here has to do with
this story from this past weekend where a man and
woman were hiking over here in Arkansas Devil's Den and
at some point there was a confrontation with somebody, and
that individual stab the man and the woman. They were
with their seven and nine year old daughters. Wow, and

(01:54:07):
some believe that, you know, they protected their kids in
that moment. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:54:12):
Maybe that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
I don't know. They that happened at like two o'clock
in the afternoon. They didn't put out an all bulletins
report to the whole park until eight thirty at night.

Speaker 8 (01:54:23):
Why so late?

Speaker 2 (01:54:24):
I would imagine they don't have the resources to do it.
Maybe wanted to try to capture them on their own
before they pulled in other of the resource I think no.
I think you have a responsibility to inform patrons. Oh,
I agree of something happening, and to how do you
send that alert? Okay, you don't enter your information.

Speaker 7 (01:54:46):
So they didn't like inform other park goers until a
thirty at nine, Well, that's an easy answer.

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
You don't want to create mass hysteria, I think you do.
When someone's murdered, you need to like think of every
everybody's safety. Uh, yeah, you're right. I would agree with
you on that one.

Speaker 7 (01:55:04):
But at the same time, if you tell everybody and
they all start freaking out at one time. You know,
that could cause more problems as opposed to it's like,
all right, let's just try to find this motherfucker and
get it done and over with.

Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
Well that's where my head's at. Yeah. But also if
you tell everybody, they may go we saw him, right,
they could aid in the assistance, got his pros and
cons and I don't know how you you know, inform everybody.
Now they're saying, hey, if anybody's got video that day
of being at the at the at the park than
walking the trail or whatever, and you see somebody, please
send it to us, because they don't they think they

(01:55:39):
might not ever find out who this was. Right, And
they had just moved there from South Dakota and he
was getting ready to start a job on Monday.

Speaker 6 (01:55:47):
Wow, like this past Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:55:50):
You can't fucking go anywhere, man, People get stabbed at
fucking walmarts. Go on to the fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:55:55):
That's another crazy story.

Speaker 2 (01:55:56):
I think that was a case of a homeless person
just losing their mind. Maybe it's more than that. And
there's a great video of a marine, yeah, and him
subduing the situation and not just he probably could have
just shot the guy.

Speaker 6 (01:56:12):
He doesn't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
No, he uses his weapon and commands to diffuse the situation,
which is the right way to do it, I think, right,
I suppose just shooting him dead. Because you do that,
you don't get any answers. You know, you don't find
out why this person, what was your reason for doing
what you did? Well? And if I had to wager,
if he's a marine, he probably doesn't want to take

(01:56:34):
any life. He doesn't need to, right, right, because that
weighs on you been there, done that, I'm tired of
doing it. Yeah, the tax on that's pretty heavy, or
the interest rate's pretty heavy. And he handles it and
he's like, listen, I was just trying to get him
away from everybody, right and keep him cordon until authorities
could get there. Like, man, that's impressive. He's like, I
didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. Anybody else wouldn't

(01:56:57):
They would do as well, Like I didn't do anything heroic,
And I'm like, I don't know, man, I seemed pretty
heroic to me. I see a lot of people fucking
get the fuck out of the way.

Speaker 7 (01:57:06):
Right while other motherfuckers are pulling their phones out filming it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
You know, he's stepping in to stop it.

Speaker 7 (01:57:12):
So yeah, pretty heroic dude, Yeah, I think so, way
to be humble guy.

Speaker 6 (01:57:16):
Yeah, definitely give him a key to the city.

Speaker 2 (01:57:17):
That'll make it worth it, right, and a frea kiya,
right or free cases of soda. Right.

Speaker 8 (01:57:26):
So, when going back to the Arkansas at Devil's Den
State Park in Arkansas, when the attacker came out, did
the little girls flee?

Speaker 2 (01:57:34):
It's unclear. They haven't shared that detail. They say they
said that they protected them. Now, maybe they sent them
away and that council was protecting them. But I don't
know if like they you know, bumped shoulders. He was like,
hey man, we're walking here, and the guy was like
fuck you. Right, highly possible or it feels cordon coordinated,

(01:57:58):
it feels planned. Oh, I don't think.

Speaker 6 (01:58:00):
People stab people. Usually hiking pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
Chill, should be. Well, you go to Walmarn't the chances
of you coming across somebody having a bad day and
wants to get like have revenge on people? Probably high, Right,
it's public place, easily accessible everywhere. Right.

Speaker 6 (01:58:20):
Hiking usually pretty remote.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
Right, usually a specific destination and you have to climb
what how many miles are you going before you decide
to kill you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:58:29):
Right right, would kind of be the perfect place to
murder somebody though, because it is so remote, you know,
and I oh yeah, and if you're just wanting to
do a random murdering, I think that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:39):
Would be the ideal location to do it. Yeah, you
can evaporate pretty fast. Oh yeah, there's you don't necessarily
have to go out the exit. Nope.

Speaker 6 (01:58:48):
With maybe there's cameras.

Speaker 2 (01:58:49):
You've got to make it through the woods.

Speaker 6 (01:58:50):
You don't have to get you.

Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
Don't have to park like you could park far away
and walk. You have to be committed. Yeah, that's the thing.
Hiking ain't easy. But the and then even then and
you just got to be on another remote road, right.
But I would think he would have blood on.

Speaker 7 (01:59:04):
Him maybe maybe, unless you know, he changed clothes and
you know, washed the blood on his hands off in
a stream nearby. Yeah, those are all things that could
be done.

Speaker 2 (01:59:19):
Stabbings, personal, Yeah, there's some interesting there's some interesting things there.
The Walmart comparison to the Walmart, it's not intimate because
I mean, it's intimate because they're close, but it's not
intimate because of the person that did it. Okay, wait,
wait because weeh okay.

Speaker 6 (01:59:40):
Yeah again, I don't think he was looking for people.

Speaker 2 (01:59:43):
He was just like.

Speaker 7 (01:59:44):
Right, right, right right, and could be the same situation here.
But I agree with you. Not a lot of people
go to parks just you know, you know, I'm gona
I'm gonna kill somebody today and it Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:59:54):
I agree with you. It definitely could be maybe a
vagrant or something like that that was living in the park.
That's entirely possible. Usually doesn't happen in Arkansas, though, Yeah,
I guess right on the west coast Denver, I might
buy into that, right, not in the foothills of Arkansas,
I don't think so. Maybe maybe so. I don't know.

(02:00:15):
Wild story though, yeah it is. But there's three man
hunts right there. I didn't realize there were so many
man hunts going on.

Speaker 6 (02:00:21):
Yeah, because you don't the news.

Speaker 2 (02:00:24):
I guess they get tired of it, of having to
cover all the shows. That's the same reason I stopped
watching the news, because I'm just tired of all the
fucking just uh sad, sad, glory bullshits.

Speaker 7 (02:00:37):
Somebody else fucking died where I war again, I'm like, Uh,
can't there just be like a news channel that's like,
it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:00:45):
All bad, right, but also there's gotta be a balance,
I think, And nobody watches good news, I guess true.

Speaker 6 (02:00:53):
Nobody watches good news.

Speaker 2 (02:00:54):
Right, yeah, like you know the girls.

Speaker 8 (02:00:57):
Scouts really good news story.

Speaker 2 (02:01:01):
And good news not a good news story, right, the
whole newscast is good news.

Speaker 8 (02:01:06):
Yeah, yeah, no, you're right.

Speaker 2 (02:01:08):
I'm sure you watched some kids score a touchdown or
you know something like that.

Speaker 8 (02:01:12):
It was a good news story. You're right, that's it.
A news story.

Speaker 2 (02:01:16):
Well, not the entire broadcast. What was the story.

Speaker 8 (02:01:20):
It was about a school janitor who became really close
with some students. In particular, it was the sophomore football
team in Virginia, and he would pep up these kids
every day. He'd see him at lunch, and he was
from I believe Ghana is where the janitor was from.

(02:01:42):
And he would send money to his family back home,
and they would get to talk into this janitor. The
students would and they asked him, what is your dream?
And the janitor told him he was like, I've always
wanted to own a jeep wrangler and he and.

Speaker 6 (02:01:56):
They said, seen the story so many times.

Speaker 8 (02:01:58):
But he knew that it was it wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (02:02:00):
It wasn't really they you, and then they laughed at
him and left. No.

Speaker 8 (02:02:04):
But he knew it would never be possible because he
would send his paychecks.

Speaker 2 (02:02:07):
Home a home. Go buy your jeep, bro.

Speaker 8 (02:02:09):
So these kids they started up, they started a fundraiser,
they started saving money, and they would start fundraising for him.
And one day he came to school and they saved
enough money to buy him and a used one. But
it was it was very nice, cherry rid. And he
showed up in the parking lot at school and there
they were all surrounded and they moved and there was

(02:02:30):
a jeep wrangler for him.

Speaker 2 (02:02:31):
Yeah, that's so irresponsible because they probably didn't give enough
money for the repairs.

Speaker 6 (02:02:35):
They'll have to deal with every year career.

Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
When that rearmin starts leaking and oh yeah, how long? Right?
All right? This one? Whatever? Geep people, I don't get
that either.

Speaker 6 (02:02:51):
My kid goes, why what's with all the ducks.

Speaker 2 (02:02:53):
I'm like, I've got no clue, no clue, I have
no idea, no, but some people go crazy. I saw
it wasn't a jeep, it was another It was a
small car, and on their dashboard they had, like, you know,
those precious memories figurines.

Speaker 6 (02:03:11):
It were kind of like that moments, precious moments.

Speaker 2 (02:03:14):
Yeah, of course, you know, I know because it was
a hallmark thing and my dad sold harm off for
twenty five years and we had a basement full of them.
It just seemed like and I really couldn't tell, but
like I was expecting it to be duck like, but
they were like these precious memories, precious moment whatever the
fuck It was little figurines sitting on the dashboard of

(02:03:34):
this car. Do they have them dangerous as a porcelain, Yeah,
something like that. Yeah, I don't know if they had
them glued down. It was the most bizarre shit I
seen on somebody's dash ever before.

Speaker 6 (02:03:47):
So the duck thing is similar to the motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (02:03:49):
Low yeah, the old fingerwave. Yeah yeah. This says that
it's called jeep ducking or duck duck jeep and it's
a random act of kindness and shared in enthusiasm for
the jeep lifestyle.

Speaker 6 (02:04:02):
Okay, five percent living the jeep lifestyle. The rest of
you want to at.

Speaker 2 (02:04:07):
Least with the motorcycle wave, there is a true point
and meaning behind it. Right, two wheels down, keep them
on the road. Be safe, right.

Speaker 6 (02:04:14):
I see you be on the lookout.

Speaker 2 (02:04:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's you never very rarely unless
it's me and I'm just being retarded to see somebody
wave like Forrest Gumban a motor style and look cool
while you do it when you costplay motorcycle.

Speaker 8 (02:04:30):
Buddy, like we're both motorcycle riders.

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
Like it's dual meaning yeah, yeah, it does have a
purpose where ducks are like, ha, hi friend, Yeah, and
why yeah Forrest gump wave good dug for you. We
have a shared enthusiasm. How do people do that too?
Nod people do it too.

Speaker 7 (02:04:57):
They gather around a fucking Starbucks and talk about for
twelve dollars copy.

Speaker 2 (02:05:01):
Those Audie people. Yes, and I've seen plenty of people
on motorcycles backed into spots at the Starbucks. Yeah, until
you start moving, You're like, then there's they're fucking leather
and they're fucking chaps, and you're like, oh, what are
you costplaying today? Tough guy?

Speaker 8 (02:05:21):
This turbucks patches right?

Speaker 6 (02:05:24):
Oh god he should No, why not?

Speaker 2 (02:05:27):
I don't know. I say I wouldn't have a star,
but I got a Bucke's patch. So what can I.

Speaker 7 (02:05:32):
What's the difference because one's a beaver and the other
ones a topless mermaid. Okay, never mind, I just sold
myself into it.

Speaker 6 (02:05:39):
It's just an establishment that sells shit.

Speaker 2 (02:05:43):
You just look cooler if you go to BUCkies because
it's a beaver and you're like beavers pussy.

Speaker 6 (02:05:49):
Yeah, that's literally all that.

Speaker 2 (02:05:51):
Is topless mermaids. Right.

Speaker 6 (02:05:53):
I don't she a mermaid.

Speaker 2 (02:05:54):
I don't know that's true. I thought she was a mermaid.

Speaker 8 (02:05:57):
Is she not?

Speaker 2 (02:05:58):
I thought it looked like a mermaid to me. Smells
like bade. All right, you guys have a fantastic week,
and uh we'll talk to you soon. See ya, bye bye.
H m hm

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