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is surfacing. I saw it bubble up yesterday, but now
there's a little bit more drama around it, and it
has to do with someone we don't really know much about,
but we know what they do, and that has to
do with the the State Corporation Commissioner. See, he was

(05:09):
in at some conference in Minnesota and he decided I'm
going to have a good time, and that's what he did.
And he apparently, according to some reports, he groped a

(05:30):
man oh my, oh my, okay at this Mid America
regulatory conference that was being held in Minneapolis last month.
He apparently was drunk. He admits to abusing alcohol and
says he's gone into he's gone impatient treatment, and he's

(05:52):
been asked to resign from his position. And then today
apparently but they're wanting him to completely step down and
they're going to hold a special session. The Governor's like,
we can't have no groping, and so they're going to

(06:13):
try to impeach him. And all this came to light
after a news station did some digging and found out
he has apologized, and he added that he immediately sought
treatment following the incident. Okay, so he knew he was intoxicated,
he knew he did wrong. He's trying to correct his

(06:35):
wrong ways. Okay, what wrong ways? I mean, I don't
know the interaction. There's not a lot of detail in
the interaction between him and the other man. It's still
sexual assault. Now, I don't know you're absolutely right, because
all you said was groped man. And I know, at

(06:55):
least in my head, and I want to say, at
least you know, eighty percent of everybody that's listening when
you hear the word grope, that means in a sexual manner. Now, Granted,
I could grow up to you, Corbin or Lensy, and
I could, you know, unwantedly grab you by your arm,
and you can still say that I groped you, right,

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But when you hear the word grope, it means it's
implying something sexual. If I grabbed Lindsay's boob, I totally
groped her. If I grabbed your ass, Corbin, I totally
groped you.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
But if you grabbed me by my arm, I'm gonna
say that he grabbed me by my arm. I'm not
going to say. I'm not going to use the word grope.
That's not you know what I mean? Like, if you inappropriately,
if you grope to me, it's going to be in
a private area.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Okay. So here's the dictionary. Okay, grope all right, and
the verb sense there's two of them, to feel about
or search blindly or uncertainly, excuse me, excuse me, scuzy
all right for those who know that's a reference to
the movie. But so yeah, so if like I go
in there and I turn the lights off, right and

(08:05):
I'm trying to feel my way around to the where
you're sitting, Corbin, and I grabbed Lindsay's shoulder because I'm
going in blindly, she could say I groped her. Yeah. Now,
the one that we probably always think of is this
is the second one to feel or fondle for sexual pleasure,
especially against their wheel will or wheel. And then the

(08:29):
noun form an act of fondling someone for sexual pleasure.
So you got two definitions there that mean it's for
sexual pleasure. So when you say this guy groped a
man at a conference, I'm thinking he grabbed his butt,
he grabbed his waner, he mindy even you know, try
to tune in Tokyo. Who knows. I've read a couple
of different reports. One was he assaulted him, one was

(08:50):
he grabbed his growing, which is just a nice way
to say crotch, right, and but nowhere. I mean, if
if it's a salt, that feels if the word assault
is used, that feels like it's one hundred percent unwarranted, unwanted. Absolutely.
I think, honestly, if you were grabbing my junk, it's on.
It's on.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
One.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I did not invite you in to touch my wainer.
What if we're playing like oh and flick your youth? Okay, okay,
where are we used to you when we're you're a kid? Yeah,
the old cup check pack. Yeah, that would be considered
a grope and an unwanted sexual advance exactly. Well, I
didn't mutosexual. I was just playing around. Yeah, well, your body,

(09:30):
a part of your body touched my no no square
you know, so yeah, don't touch me there, that is
my no no square. I was pretty good with just
knowing not to do that. I didn't need to catchy song.
But whatever. To each his own, right, Yeah, I think

(09:51):
you're right. And it could also be he masks his
feelings with alcohol and when he drinks, he'd be find
out who he is. That's also a possibility, absolutely, But
either way, it was unwanted by the other man, apparently.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
So what if the other man knew that he was
drunk and asked him to do it and took advantage
of the fact that he was drunk.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
And he is using this against him and he tied
him up. That's entirely possible to Is this other man
from the state of Oklahoma? Now, because that a conference
in Minneapolis, exactly, So, I don't see how that would
benefit the victim any. I guess you don't watch a
lot of political TV shows where they they bring they
have people in other areas do things to manipulate. Okay, Okay,

(10:34):
it's a bit of a stretch, but I get what
you're saying. It's not a stretch, not in politics. I
get what you're saying. You know, it's but it's like,
let's just say this guy is from Vermont. Okay, is
he planning on coming to Oklahoma and trying to be
this commissioner? What kind of commissioner? No, but let's just
say he is. I don't know the party affiliation of
the corporation commission commissioner, but let's just say he's Republican

(10:56):
and a Democrat. The democratics they want a democratic corporation,
I don't know. And then they go, well, we know
the republic let's have one of our operatives in a
loose term help out in the other state, and then
we'll owe them a favor. Okay, I guess that makes sense,
But I don't know. That's all, you know, made up stuff.
We're just making up stuff. But so now they're like,

(11:18):
you got to I think I would think you would resign.
Just be like, Okay, the moment there's no faith in
you when it comes to certain positions. I think it
makes sense to step down. When you are the head
of AH I'm just going to randomly pick something the
security for a certain individual, and something bad happens on

(11:39):
your watch, you have to step down and get out
of the way to restore faith that people have confidence
in those. Otherwise you go and mffort runs this. If
you're in charge of the PTA and the things you
say you'll do for the PTA and you never do them,
now I'm like, you're not a good p I don't
have no faith in you. Right managers, it is endless

(12:03):
and when you do a massive misstep like grow people
at conferences that don't want it, and you're highly intoxicated
on a business function, you should be removed, step down,
demoted something right. People have problems, But if you have
a medical problem, like a dependency issue that needs treatment,

(12:26):
maybe you shouldn't be the head of the Corporation Commission
for sure. I'm not saying you should lose your job.
I'm not saying that you should be fired, but you
shouldn't be If you have a problem and reliance on
alcohol to deal with whatever, how can you be entrusted
to make right decisions. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Did he say he has a problem. He said he
has a problem. Yeah, he said he seeks treatment immediately
because he got caught. I mean, because he want it
defficts it exactly. So does he truly have a problem
or is he just taking this route to safe face?
I don't know. If you're late to work and you're like,
I drink too much, I think I have a problem.

(13:05):
I now have to go with that information, right, you know,
I mean I just made that up. That's just a
hypothetical scenario that has never happened on the show. But right,
I gotta go, Okay, well if you say so, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you got to take the person's word for it and
have faith. I get it. And the problem with that

(13:27):
people use that sometimes as an escape patch, and that's
kind of where I'm at on this one. Maybe it is,
but you don't get to call that and use that
escape that's a one time use, right, right, because if
you remember, there might have been a conversation allegedly or
I was like, are you sure you want to say that?
Because once you say.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
That, it's out there.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Not only is it out there, but now you have
a certain sequence of things have to happen, right, based
on our responsibilities in the handbook that the company puts out.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
And once you do those, any disengagement from that could
result in your termination. Right, So are you sure this
is the stance the hill you want to stand on, right,
and any other misstep after that, it's automatically going to
be assumed while he was drunk at the time, you know,
at with this guy or will with anybody. Yeah, for
that fact. Yeah. So just when you're like, oh, he

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was drunk at a convention, you're like, yeah, that makes sense.
That's what happens at conventions. I was going to say,
I mean, that doesn't sound like it sounds like, you know,
a lot of people do that go to these conventions,
they have a good time, there's open bar or whatever.
So this wouldn't have been a big deal had he
not groped this other man or caused any kind of
scene at all whatsoever. Yeah, he brought more attention to

(14:43):
the problem. I don't think you're wrong. I think people
go to conventions the ones that I've been to. Going
to the hotel bar is the worst mistake you can make.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Yeah, and I'm sorry. Did you mention whether or not
he is married, or.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
I'll just go with yes, yeah, I didn't dig that.
I don't think it hardly. Matten doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
Well, now he's got a whole other problem to deal with.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
True, you know, you know, if he's at you know,
he's got his wife and kids, he's like, I'm gonna
imagine he's older guy, feller at fifties or whatever, you know,
so he's at least got his wife at home while
he's off in this conference in Minnesota, don't you know,
getting drunk groping other men. And she may not have
ever known that this is a thing for him, or
she did, or she did, doesn't care whatever. To me,

(15:26):
that's a nunea thing like whether she's married, whether it's
created more. That's on him. We all deal with our
own problems in life in a personal manner. But when
you are in charge of a public entity like the
Corporation Commission, who helps regulate certain things in our state,
and you're drunk, acting like a buffoon, right, and then

(15:46):
also a predator, there's there's two problems here, right right,
When things in the corporate world don't seem right, Well,
were you drunk when you made that decision? Right, yeah, yeah,
and because maybe you grope and the people there got
you out of it as long as you gave them
a slide of hand to do x y Z. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Now there's a lot of things in question. So being
a drunken buffum when you're the head of a corporation,
commission or a public entity at a conference not a
good look, regardless if the others are doing it. But
then you're also being a predator. Hoof, hoof. That's all
happening right here in our state. Yeah. And if you're

(16:29):
a public person like the governor or mayor or whatever,
you have to come out against it. Yeah, you can't
look to support it. Even if you support the guy,
you know, you still have to say, listen, it ain't right.
You can't be going to getting drunk at you know,
the only references, the only response is to come forward
and go I'm embarrassed by his actions as a representative

(16:52):
of our state, and we will deal with this accordingly.
This is not how you become a top ten state.
That's how you show you're serious.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
If you say you're like, well we're gonna investigate, you're like, okay. Cronyism.
The number of conventions. I've been to the first couple
I went to. You don't you don't realize what's happening
the next thing, you know, they're like, I'm really drunk. Yeah,
and then you end up at like, you know, a
strip club, the Pink Pony, you know, the Pink Pony
at six am, waiting for a stripper. Right, I'm just

(17:26):
making that up, but dide you grab any winger. But
what I'm saying is that like if I was if
I went to a convention today, I might go down
for one drink, but like it's a one drink, I'm out.
That's your limit. Yeah, just because it can slide away
from you real fast. People are like, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah,
but you've been through that before, so you know the pitfalls,

(17:47):
you know what can happen. Maybe this is this guy's
first convention now, right, and he's like, no, it's hard.
Recommissioner is not the next thing, you know, I'm the
covers miser co see corporations. Because it's a little guy.

(18:11):
Oh that was like a condition. She's a big guys.
See he could have been drunk. That drunk guy too,
he may not have no living a double life thing
at all and just been a smart mouth drunk right right, right,
everybody's got that alter ego after enough alcohol gets at him. Yeah,

(18:32):
maybe that was who knows. People have alter egos when
they go to conventions, right, There are people that are
a whole other person at their convention, not married, married,
right right plow you know, total crazy people hook up
with fine hookers, whatever. Yeah, you're in a different state.
People don't know me here, so I can be whatever
I want. Vacation from your life exactly from who you

(18:54):
really are, but apparently that stuff comes back to you.
That's one of the reasons I love ninety a fiance,
right because these people go on vacation, they meet somebody
and they're like, it's so great, and then they move there,
and every time they've gone they resort to that same
vacation person. And then they move there and they're like,
this isn't who This isn't who I dated at all.

(19:18):
Any of those shows Love Island, Love is Blind, Big
Brother Survive, any of those shows The Bachelor. They meet
that person, they're like, well, this person's fun, and then
they're like, oh god, purple guzzle guzzle that they turn
into real people. Yeah, because you can't keep the bid up.

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Speaker 6 (21:16):
Man tried to kill cousin over parking in Miami. Your
wife runs this house. Huh so, Elder Cruz, Your wife
runs what's that? Yeah? You'll understand, okay, Elder Cruse, it's
part of the headline. Elder Cruz is fifty one years old.
He's facing one count of attempted felony murder after he

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shot his cousin multiple times at the home that they
share over a parking spot. According to the arrest report,
Cruz had asked his cousin to move his car, and
his cousin had refused, saying I got nowhere else to
park bro The fight escalated when the victim told Cruz

(21:59):
that he didn't know why he was acting so tough
when your wife runs this house. According to police. Cruse
then pointed a gun at the victim's neck while stating
in Spanish, you want to see the type of man
I am. The victim reportedly said, don't do this. You're
gonna kill me. Cruse then pointed the gun at his

(22:21):
cousin's wrist and fired once, causing a graze wound. Look
what you did. You're going to kill me, bro, the
victim said, according to the arrest report, I am going
to kill you. The suspect then responded. Cruise then allegedly
shot the victim three more times in his thigh. His

(22:43):
cousin was able to get away and hide in the
bathroom while Cruz's wife called the police. Allegedly, the suspect
kept banging on the door and threatening to kill his
cousin if he did not leave the house, so police
said they took Cruise in a city. They recovered a
glock nineteen from him, and he also had three additional magazines.

(23:08):
The gun had been reported stolen back in twenty twenty
one from Palm Beach Gardens. His cousin was taken to
the hospital. More information on his condition was not immediately available.
The two men are now ordered to stay away from
one another.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
That is the most detailed interaction I've ever heard in
a story like this, And we read some stories very
similar to this, but this is the most detailed I
I think we've had ever That journalist is trying to
get an award.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Right all over a parking spot.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
I mean, it's clearly more than that. That was just
the trigger point.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Yeah, yeah, your cousin living with you. Maybe, sure, it
gets annoying. Probably.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah. Anytime somebody that's not like your wife and kids
living with you, you know, tensions rise after a while. Yeah,
doesn't mean you should shoot at them.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
Though, No, no, no, I'm.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Just saying anytime you have more people in the house
than you should, parking is always gonna be an issue.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, of course, Man, I get up early, I gotta
leave first. You should not park behind me. Yeah yeah, right,
I forgot to ask him to move, dang it. Right.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
And I think if you're gonna make a statement, you're
gonna find out what kind of man I am. You
better do better than a grays wound. Yeah right, better
not just get a little skin wound. Yeah, that's just
gonna ma.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
He did scare him, for sure, even after giving him
just a graze wound.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
It doesn't matter when you make a statement like you're
gonna find out what kind of man I am. I'm
gonna do something to you that you're gonna remember forever
in the worst possible way. You might not even get
a chance to remember. Right, You're gonna find out who
I am. You're a flesh wound guy. You're a pussy,
is what you are. I'm just saying, talk big smack.

(24:57):
You better back that up.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
I mean he did them three more bullets to the thigh.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Okay, yeah, I mean at least he didn't kill him. Yeah,
he just maimed him. Yeah, that was in retaliation because
of his miss Yeah right, him not, damn it. Texas
news anchor arrested in a bar fight. The KBTX news anchor,

(25:26):
Heather Covar Nice. Yeah, she has been with KBTX since
twenty twenty three, so just over a year now. And
I guess she was at a bar in College Station, Texas,
and she got into an argument with somebody that she knew. Well,
they took the argument outside and that's where it got physical,

(25:50):
leaving the victim with a broken nose. So the Texas
A and M University police come out and they arrest Heather.
They take her in for assault, family violence, causeling bodily injury,
which is a misdemeanor. She got bonded out and apparently
now the the news station kBT X is investigating the matter. Hmm,

(26:16):
not much of the story, but I think it's hilarious
that the news anchor is a public figure, whether you
like it or not, is out there getting in bar fights,
breaking bitch's noses.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
And it's not like she's been there so long to
where they're probably gonna say, you know what, you're we're
just gonna let you go.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Because right right, they're not. Okay, I get it, We'll
we'll let this one slide because you've been here for
twenty five years now, you just got hired last year.
See a bitch. I mean that. Uh there was a
guy here that got arrested for news anchor got arrested
for DUI, and he asked himself, really, I don't remember that?
Oh yeah wow? Yeah. Yeah. You have to after a

(26:54):
situation like that, you have to move Mark. No, he's
still here, He's still here. Yeah. I mean, it's one
thing to get busted for du why, it's another thing
public intox and you got assault and battery because you
got a bar fight. But you crap your pants, that
could be reputation damaging. I don't, I don't to put

(27:17):
this on the same playing field as the Corporation commission commissioner.
Is not fair, right, right? Well, people drink, absolutely right,
People make the mistake of drinking and driving. That doesn't
mean it's okay, right, it's common though. Right, And he
get in trouble, he should pay the penalty, pay the fine.
Get in trouble, being in a bar, drinking, fighting, people

(27:37):
coming to defense, whatever happened, very common. Absolutely, fondling someone's
junk drunk as the leader of the corporation commissioner, completely different.
And I don't think people that crap their pants after
a night of drinking is that common? Why do you
lose all muscle? Drinking loosens your muscles up, So if

(27:58):
your sphincter's loose all read, you already have a week's
you know, because you're a beta, you have a sweek sphincter.
I have been so drunk so many times, I have
never crapped myself. Congratulations on your tight sphincters. Not everybody's
got that gift. Kimpe Why you got a brag. We're
all wonders, man. You should know this more than anyone.

(28:19):
A win is a win, man. So if a tight
sphincter is a win for me, I'm taking it. Hey,
he might have two fully capable all digits present arms,
but he got a loose sphincter. God screws us all
man right. Fourteen people arrested for sex trafficking in San
Diego during Comic Con. Fourteen people have been arrested. There
was a sex trafficking sting that occurred, which is not

(28:41):
uncommon at big events like Comic Con State Attorney General's offices.
Fourteen people were arrested in ten victims, including a sixteen
year old girl, were rescued. The human trafficking sting was
carried out Thursday to Saturday during the convention that drew
one hundred and thirty five thousand visitors. Enforcement worked undercover,

(29:02):
posing as customers, arresting people trafficking victims during the convention
and arresting John's of course, wow and uh, like we
were mentioned earlier, go to a convention, you become a
different person. You put on your convention face, and apparently
you become a sex trafficker. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know
this reading the story that the comic con came into
a bunch of scrutinya a couple of years ago and

(29:23):
still does to this day. About women complaining that like
the unwanted groping and pictures taking of them, well, yeah,
because they're dressed in practically nothing. Yeah, you know, it
makes sense why there's being pictures on wanted pictures taken
because they're in cosplay showing as right, and so they

(29:45):
should be their picture taken. Because I'm just trying to
help you. I'm saying that people can't control themselves. But no,
it's not.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
I thought you dressed in costume, and I thought taking
your picture and stuff was part of it. You wanted
to get your getting seen.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
But I feel like that's the same of saying, if
you wear a string bikini, then I should be able
to take a picture of you right right now. Some
may feel that way, but I doesn't. It isn't a
guarantee right one's close shouldn't guarantee that pictures will be taken, right.
These people just want to dress up in their favorite
costume and go have a good time, because that's what
happens that people wear costumes. Yeah, but if you're going

(30:24):
to dress like Chung Lee, which big ass hanging out,
you're just saying what nothing, nothing at all, expect the unexpected.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Yeah, but you're being seen in public anyway wearing that costume.
What's the difference if you're if it's being photographed.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I mean, you're right, there's nothing illegal about it. Huh.
But the oogling and ogling and unwanted groping.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Well that I see a problem with.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Definitely, if everybody's photo is being taken, I understand your point. Sure,
but that's not what these people are implying. I'm not
I'm not on this train. I'm just saying this is
what I found that out. I had no idea that
was happening on Comic Con. I too have seen the
camera rolls and the websites keep calm and chive on
about cosplay dress up. None of them feature dudes. No,

(31:14):
they're all hot shakes with fat asses. But to be fair,
most of the photos I see of these people Comic
Con hoard out are in their mirror, their selfie's taken
on their own right. Some are of them being taken
and them posing women are incredibly commodating souls. They will
be like, yeah, okay, women will have sex with you

(31:35):
when they don't want to think about that, think about that,
settle down. Yeah yeah. But what I'm saying is like,
if you go, can I take your picture? They're gonna go. Yeah.
If if if a wife is willing to have sex
with her husband and she doesn't really want to just
to accommodate him, you think they're not going to take

(31:57):
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Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one,
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two nine four five and uh yeah. Football is back tonight.
I know you're all very excited. Let's go ahead and
get to balls to the wall.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
Sports football is back tonight with the Texans and my
Chicago Bears had to square off in the Hall of
Fame game. Houston will face Chicago on Thursday at Tom

(33:08):
Benson Hall of Fame Stadium in Canton, Ohio. Former Bear
stars Devin Hester, Steve McMichael, and Julius Peppers will be
enshrined in Canton this weekend, while former Texans wide receiver
Andre Johnson will enter the Hall. Bears coach Matt Eberflus
has announced it that the team starters, including rookie quarterback
Kayleb Williams, will not play in the game. The Texans

(33:30):
are coming off an AFC South Division crown and are
led by second year head coach to Meco at Ryan's.
The game begins at seven pm. Is that why those
two teams play is because they have Hall of famers
being inducted.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I guess, okay, that's how much I care about a
Hall of Fame game. I haven't even dug into why
those two teams play.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
It was about two weeks ago when an exhibition play
team USA was taken to the brink of defeat by
a feisty South Stadians square odd. Yesterday, it was an
entirely different vibe. In their second game of group play,
the American men's basketball team man handled South Sudan by
a final of one three to eighty six. Showing unrelenting depth,

(34:13):
Team USA punched their ticket to the quarterfinals in a
performance that was highlighted by sixty six points just off
the bench. Next up for the Americans is a Saturday
matchup against Puerto Rico, which is scheduled to start at
ten fifteen am. The US women's basketball team plays its
second game today against Belgium. Also today, the women's gymnastics

(34:36):
all around final will take place, with Simone Biles and
Sunny Lee competing for the US. They hope for better
success than American men Paul Judah and Frederick Richard, who
finished well off the podium in fourteenth and fifteenth respectively
in the men's all around final. Yesterday, the US earned
a pair of medals in women's swimming finals at the

(34:57):
Paris Olympics. Yesterday, Ladeki lapped the competition in the pool
once again with a gold medal finish in the fifteen
hundred meter freestyle. She set a new Olympic record with
a time of fifteen thirty. It was Ladeki's eighth career
gold medal and twelfth medal overall, both tying the women's record. Meanwhile,

(35:17):
Tory Husky earned silver in the one hundred meter freestyle
for her third medal in Paris. Five more metal events
are on tap today in the pool.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
She watching her swim is really insane because when you
watch her swim, it's like there's no one else even
swimming because she's so far ahead. The frame is just
of her. Yeah, like annihilating people by seventeen seconds. And
She's like, I don't think I'm done. I think I'm
going to do another Olympics after this. How old I

(35:48):
got to go for it? I have no idea swimmers
can go a little bit longer though.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Yeah. The US women's national soccer team finished three to
zero in group play after holding off Australia two to one.
Trinity Rodman Corbin Albert each scored a goal for the Red, White,
and Blue. The women clinched Group B with nine points
to officially qualify for the quarterfinals. The Americans will face
Japan in the quarters on Sunday, and four of the

(36:16):
United States best golfers will be teeing off today in
the first round of the men's individual stroke play at
the Paris Olympics. Two time Masters champion and current world
number one Scottie Scheffler twenty twenty three US Open winner
Wyndham Clark, two time Major champion Colin Morikawa and two
time Major winner Xander Schafflet are representing the US Men's

(36:39):
Golf is a four round event held like a traditional
PGA Tour event from Thursday to Sunday. And that is
your Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay on ninety
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Speaker 6 (37:16):
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Speaker 1 (37:48):
Good morning, Gibbie, Well, good morning Corbyn. The Drillers are
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Speaker 9 (38:21):
Never under estimate the bounds of the handicap.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
I found this article that kind of reminded me of
my parents and myself, so I thought i'd bring it up.
This is stupid, af but it's what they say slang
terms from the forties and fifties that need to make
a comeback. Okay, now, Ice, Ice. It reminds me of

(38:46):
my parents because as I'm going through this article, I'm like, yes,
I remember my parents saying some of these. My mom
was born in fifty seven. I think my dad was
born in like fifty five something like that. Okay, uh so,
so the tail end of the forties and fifties. Yeah, yeah,
and they won't even speak until they were almost in
the sixties, right right, But I remember them saying some
of these phrases growing up. I still say some of

(39:07):
these phrases to this day, and when I say it,
you're gonna be like, yeah, I totally have heard gimp
or can hear GIMPI say this first run out to shoot.
I've never heard this one before, not from my parents.
I've never said it myself before, but I find it hilarious.
The first slang term from the forties and fifties, they
say needs to make a comeback, ras my berries. That

(39:28):
does sound like something you would say, though it does.
I've never heard of it before, but I think, you know,
on the terms of making a comeback, I think I
might start using it. Well, ras my berries. You know
it's it says that it's a form of excitement, to
show excitement. I've heard somebody say I used to work
with this guy and he say, well, cat my dog.
You know. I'm like, well, that doesn't make much sense.

(39:51):
It does my berries does as my berries.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
Cat my dog, because dogs do get excited when they
see a cat, like they want to chase after it.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Okay, so I do kind of Well when I squirrel
my dog, yeah yeah, thisscuit my dog, door bell my dog,
anything that gets it excited. This other one here made
in the shade you got it made in the shape.
I've heard that several times. I don't think I've ever
actually personally used it that I can remember, to be

(40:23):
honest with you, but I've heard it many times. Man,
you got it made in the shape, which means you
just got it easy.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Easy life. Yeah yeah, wait until you're older and you
have to start paying bills.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah, you got it made in the shade.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
Kid.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Another one that they say. I've never heard before, and
I've never remember my parents using it. So it says
that's the living end, that's the living end. I'm like, yeah, huh,
I got the same look that you had, man, And
it says apparently, you know, back in the day people
would say that's the pits about something that they were
excited about. In the fifties, they would have said that's

(40:59):
the living end. To me, the living end is not
something exciting. No, it seems like awfully depressing. So I
think they may have that one a little backwards. But
forties and fifty slangs that they say need to make
a comeback. It means far out. Apparently. Another one, and
I've I've heard this before. I've said it before. Everything's copasetic.

(41:21):
How's it going man, everything's copasetic. Everything's just fine, It's cool,
everything's copa setic. I mean, so far, of the ones
you've said, this might be the one that I'm like,
it's fine not being back. Yeah, copastic isn't really a
word that we enjoy saying. I could agree. I agree,
isn't funny? Is it witty? This one hard? And this

(41:42):
is the one that I say often right to this day.
You dig. When I am describing something to somebody or
telling somebody something I'm doing. What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna go ride my bike this week, and you dig,
or you know, and explain to something into with you dig.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
I think I have heard you say you dig it,
or I say that a lot you dig it. Yeah,
but I don't know if I've ever heard you say
you dig.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
You dig, So I could never usually ask the questions
to get have the conversation lasts longer, right right, So
I'm alright with that one making a comeback. I'm all
right with you dig making a comeback. Another one, they say,
and I say this as well, And this just goes
to show how old I am. Mentally cool cat Man,

(42:30):
that guy right there, he's a cool cat, which just
means you're an all right kind of guy. You like
to have fun. You do say that, Yeah, that's a
cool cat. I've said that too you not as much
as you, But that is a word that I use
for very select people. Not very many people get that
if I say you're a cool cat, Like, I'm not
just throwing that around. Okay, it's equal to my I
love you, I like it, I like it cool cat.

(42:52):
Another one, and I haven't said this was since the eighties,
to be honest with you, all right. As I was
going through this, I was like, I haven't said that
or heard it in a long time, but I have
said it in my lifetime. So it means something. Let's
burn rubber had their description for it. You probably got
yourself in a sticky situation and you can't wait to

(43:14):
get out, so you would say, let's burn rubber to
get out of here, to get out of your sticky situation.
So how old were you in the eighties? Wow? I
mean I was born in nineteen eighty and so you
might have been seven or eight. You said let's burn rubber. Absolutely, absolutely,
let's burn rubber. Man.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
I had no idea that it meant getting out of
a sticky situation.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Let's get out of here. Yeah yeah, yeah, so yeah,
my mom's coming. Let's burn rubber. Yeah. This is one
that I've never heard of before, and I don't know
if it necessarily needs to make a comeback. But the
big tickle tickle, not the big pickle, but the big tickle.
All right, it's it says a joke that's super fun Well,

(44:00):
that joke's a big tickle. It's funny enough to leave
you in stitches. I mean, I can see that being
said in a snarky way. Okay, okay, maybe not snarky.
I mean, I get it. This forties and fifties, it
made you laugh when you get tickled. What do you do?
You laugh or you try forced to laugh? Yeah yeah,
And some people try to batch you away when you

(44:23):
tickle them. I don't like being tickled, well, assaulted. That's
the fun thing about tickling. Very people, very few and
even more rare in adults say tickle me, m m.
So it is a forced yeah, true, But we do
it to children, though, we do it to children without

(44:44):
their permission at all whatsoever, And we laugh about it. Yeah,
we are assaulting children for laughs. I mean, depending on.
I hear you don't disagree, but depending on contexts, if
we're wrestling and joking or dound, right, we we've already
established that we are hands on, absolutely, so tickling doesn't

(45:07):
feel like a far jump. Adults doing it to adults
feels weird. I I'm trying to think of the adults
that I do tickle. I tickle my girlfriend for sure, right,
and she hates it? And do you ask?

Speaker 9 (45:21):
So you you create distress by putting your hands on her, yes, yes, unwantedly, unwantedly.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
And she and she asks you to stop, and you
and I continue because it's funny to you, to me,
and it makes her uncomfortable slightly, you know, but I
do so, So what if you were out in public
and pulled your pants down that would make her uncomfortable
to it probably would, and she'd ask you to stop.

(45:56):
Maybe it depends. I mean we were at the lake
over the weekend. Helicopter flies over and I showed them
my tattoos of your name there, Corbyn. So I mean
that's in public and she didn't make your conference. But
I guess it's different when you're on the lake on
a boat as opposed to I don't know, walking through
the mall. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Depends on who's
on the boat, right right. Another one here's forties and

(46:19):
fifties slang. They say, needs to make a comeback. Welcome
to my pad, this is my pad man. I've never
said that, honestly, and I'm good with it, not making
a comeback. I don't even remember my parents saying that,
but I do. I have heard it before.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
You know, sounds like something a bachelor would use.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
A bachelor pad. Yeah, okay. You don't hear a lot
of married couples, especially nowadays, saying, hey, why don't you
come over to the pad, We'll have a big tickle, right.
You know this one? Here's another one that I've never
used before, never even heard it before. But beat feet.
Beat feet, not like the vegetable feet, right, you know,

(46:58):
beats it's beat a bitch a fruit. It's it's a vegetable,
doesn't yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But it says here, if
the situation wasn't bad enough to warrant burning rubber, but
you still wanted to get out, We're about to beat feet.
It's a less urgent circumstance way to get out. I'm sorry,
to stop you for a minute. But I need to
stop down for a second because this text is really disturbing. Okay,

(47:22):
if I get tickled, I get a heart on. Dude,
I read that headline last week. Do you remember that
twenty five percent of people can get off from being
tickled having an orgasm? Yes? Yes, But to just get
a feels weird. It is getting off because of being tickled,

(47:45):
is weird? I mean no, no, no, because having an orgasm
is a muscle stimulation reaction, true, right, it is a
skin touch reaction, right, So but to get a if
you're getting tickled in that spot, I could understand why
maybe you would get excited in your genital area. But

(48:08):
if I'm tickling you on your neck and your soldier
gets ready for war out right, that feels awkward. That
sounds awkward. And we know who this person is, so
I'm never tickling this individual, not that it was ever
on my radar to tickle them, but now we know
definitely definitely not to And if he comes out pitching

(48:29):
a tent, we automatically know he's been tickled. But I
am curious to let Lindsey tickling to see if this happens.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
No, but there are she said, no, the erogena zones
all over the body that you know.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Usually by kissing though, and sensual touching. Right, I wouldn't
call tickling sensual touching, but some people do get aroused
by simple touching, like especially from the opposite sex, especially
if you don't get touched that often. Yeah, saying this
person doesn't, I don't know their personal life, but if

(49:08):
they don't get touched that often from a person from
the opposite sex, I can see how a little guca
gucha gou. Yeah. I guess where I'm gonna go with
that is I do jiu jitsu and get like you
get in pretty precarious positions, and I've never got aroused. Okay,

(49:29):
so there so, and I've rolled with girls too, right,
and I don't get turned on. So I understand there
are people that have places they get touched they can
get turned on, But that just isn't true, at least
for me. When I'm doing jiu jitsu, but I'm rolling
around and someone's got my neck or it's not uncommon

(49:51):
if someone's trying to get your neck to like fake
you into thinking something else is happening and touching you
like on your neck or on your shoulder. But I
think that's a different situation because it's touching. It is touching.
You're absolutely right, one hundred percent right. To me, it's
as equal to tickling. No, because an aggressive touch tickling one.
Tickling is not aggressive unless you make it a dig

(50:13):
into your side. Lightly rubbing your fingers over someone's skin
is completely different than tickle, tickle, tickle, ticket tacking. Absolutely.
I think with your situation, when you're rolling around and
you're doing your high karate stuff, you're more in defense mode.
You're not in a playful mode. If you and your
wife were rolling around doing your high karate stuff, you're

(50:35):
in more of a playful mode. So therefore you probably
would get no, that's fair. I'm I'm in the mind,
I'm ready, I'm dressed for play, exactly exactly right. It
makes complete sense. I agree with that one hundred percent.
But to imply that just anybody tickling you at any
time gives you a heart on, I find that it's
got to be a very extremely rare scenario. Probably I'm

(50:58):
not gonna be the one to find out what this person,
because if that's true, is that, like, is that something
that you developed over time or even as a child. Huh,
when you were tickled you would get an erection. Yeah,
that's some deep psychological stuff. So, like any I think

(51:20):
that's probably a good place to stop the conversationally. Probably
this is one that I have said, I say, I
have said recently, and I have had it said to
me forties and fifty slang that they say needs to
make a comeback. This one was said recently to me
from my girlfriend. It's the bee's knees. I said that.
She says, Gimpy, I think you're the bee's knees, as

(51:40):
to which I responded with, well, I think you're the
cat's pajamas and she's to not be ready to say
I love you, I love you. That'll put this relationship
in a bridge too far. You're the bees knees, Well,
I think you're the cats. Jama say you're swell. That
is that is definitely a direction right there. If you

(52:03):
know the bee's knees, I'll accept the bee's knees or
pajama cats over swell. Gollie g I think you're swell.
At that point in time, we're not lovers, we're just friends. Yeah,
my mom my wife said something to me the other day.
She was like, uh, something about you know that you're kind,
and I was like, kind, I'm kind, Which kind isn't

(52:28):
a bad thing, No, but not for two people who
are married in love and love each other. Kind isn't
a word that I'd like to hear from my wife.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
Yeah, you know what, you're kind, bad boy.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
You're just a gentleman. Yeah, gentleman. Right, that is a
direction one that I've heard before, never used it before,
but I've done it before. Backsint bingo bacsi bingo is
a slang term that they come back from the forties
and fifties. What does it mean? It means when you're,

(53:03):
you know, fooling around in the back seat or your car,
you know, with you know, the person you you're you
think is the bee's knees. You're getting a big tickle.
Apparently the next thing you know, you're getting the you know,
you're playing old back seat bingo. But what's back seat bingo?
It's it's humping in the back of your car. But
why is it called bingo? I don't understand, because there's

(53:24):
a bedroom bingo sixty five you know, I don't know,
I don't know. I'm just curious. Yeah, it says here.
Drive in theaters were the main attractions for couples who
wanted to play back seat bingo or make out in
their car. They were ambiguitous, and kids love catching a
movie while engaging in this pleasurable experience back seat. Ah okay,

(53:48):
so it's in a reference to when someone yells bingo,
and it would go to going to the drive through
or driving making out necking, and you would be loud
and were they playing bingo? Gotcha? That makes sense. Another
one that I have My parents use a lot. I
personally never have, but I have been told this many times.

(54:08):
Cruising for a bruising you are cruising for a bruising, boy.
My mom told me that all the time.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
My grandfather used that one a lot.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Mm hmm. I got a few more here. This one here,
never heard of before, and I don't think it needs
to make a comeback at all whatsoever. They say chrome plated,
chrome plated, So when you're going somewhere fancy and you're
all dressed up, you're gonna get all chrome plated for
the big date tonight. It's interesting how you make fun
of that one. But you're good with bees. Knees, absolutely,

(54:38):
and just as cheesy. Absolutely. Let's see what else do
we got here? The cheaters. I've heard people say this
recently as a matter of fact. Okay, let me grab
my cheaters real quick. Yeah yeah, yeah, read glasses, reading glasses, glasses. Yeah,
yea yeah, I've heard people say that still modernly, I've

(54:58):
said that, so I haven't said it, but I don't
call them cheaters. But I have cheaters. Right, you're trifocals, right, No,
they're they're my readers, they're my plus fource. Oh god,
why don't you just use binoculars. Well, I'm trying to
cut kids nails man.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Another one they say should make a comeback as clams,
another word for money. Now, in a snarky kind of way,
I'll say that, Hey, I need some bread, some doughs,
and clams, some somemoleans. Sometimes when you hear me talking
about rock the bank, you know, hey, get yourself a
thousand clams, you know. So okay, okay, I'm good with

(55:35):
using money.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Another one here that I've heard, I've said it a
few times. But now you're cooking with gas. Yeah, now
you're cooking with gas, which means you're really on a
roll and progressing it in things a dish Lindsey, you're quite.

Speaker 6 (55:51):
The dish today, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I don't think that should make a comeback, especially with
all that, right, Thanks Lorraine. And I want to end
on this one because I've heard you say it this week.
Drip Yeah, man, that gall is such a drip. Yeah.
We were talking about the hawk Tua girl. Yeah whatever. Yeah,
So I was like people can be drips, man, absolutely,

(56:15):
what a drip because they're just like they're not really
like okay and waiting waiting your drip, man, you're slow boring.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
It's actually made a comeback, but in a different form. Well,
I mean now it's now it's like bling.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Or what yeah you yeah, yeah, dripping with how's my drip?
Yeah yeah, I like it better the other way. Anyhow.
Can you imagine learning the English language? No, right, No,
just the idea of even trying to understand words and
c hs and all that, right, and then you start

(56:55):
throwing slang there like that. So so it's water leaking. No, No,
you're just a slow person. Yeah, no, you're being a
drip by not keeping up. No, yeah, forties and fifty
slangs they say should make a comeback. Be around the world.

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Give train hand be around.

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The world, Take my my trum hand, Get on the
gam train train.

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Never under estimate the bounds of the handicap.

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Speaker 7 (59:05):
Jonathan?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Jonathan? Who do you want to give clues? Lindsay or Corbyn?
Corbyn Jonathan? Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts
after the first clue. Are you ready? Yes, here we go.
When you have milestones you want to reach, those are
known as what In soccer, you could correct, the opposite

(59:28):
of smart stupid another name for it. There was an elephant.
There was a Disney movie with an elephant.

Speaker 7 (59:38):
Done correct.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
In golf, usually on a par three, you would hit
the ball and if this happens, it's very unique. You
get a special plaque for doing this. Bunny, No, I'm
not sure that one. Yeah, you know it? Man, Well,
get in the and the number less than two. Yes, uh,

(01:00:05):
this is what JC hangs on or what they hung
him on? Correct, Buffalo wild. Yes, you put a quarter in,
you pull the handle and if it hit lucky seven,
that is a what?

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:00:22):
Back?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
What is the type of device? Promise you? Six is
what we got, Jonathan? That might be good enough for
the win. Hang on the line. Okay, yet there? Did
you get six? I got five? Did I miss one?
Count him up real quick?

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
Lindsay slot machine was after the right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Trying to get your steal extra points. I already took
one off. So good morning. You're on the air. What
is your name?

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
Lee?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Lee? You and Lindsay gotta beat five? Are you five?
Are you ready? I'm ready? Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
If you don't own you blank? Yes, yes uh blank
one fifty pickup truck board? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
Plant flowers in your blank? Yes? Blank man song by
Elton John.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Rocket Man.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Well, yes, blank grows in the garden. But not real ones?
Oh uh if you don't want they're made of silk.

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
Roses?

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Are these? Yes? Fake? What?

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
Fake roses?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Bake flowers?

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Yes? These? What when you sleep?

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
You may have these nightmares?

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
Not en?

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
Yes? Okay and then the second word is these are
made and uh this is a position in baseball behind
the yes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Time time time. It did not get enough, but that
doesn't matter, right, gimpie tied up? Oh oh yeah, oh excellent.
Then do you might want to make sure just couch
cards real quick, just to make sure. But I only
got five because he did not catch the catcher at
the end, so five is correct. So that means we've
got to have a little uh face off here. And
the way this will work is you'll get fifteen seconds.

(01:02:25):
You've got to get as many as you can in
fifteen seconds. If we have another tie, then no one
gets anything. Okay, do you understand there, Lee, I do.
All right, hold on, let me give it the timer. Ready, okay,
here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
All right, this is a gemstone and it is usually blue,
I believe think nom just certain naming them off or
we'll pass it. Go ahead, Oh you gather around this,
you go, or camp sites or a big one time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Yeah, time broke. You missed out U zero so at
best you're getting nothing. So thanks Ley, thanks for playing man.
All right, Jonathan, you just need to get us some tie,
so you just need to get one, Okay, yes, there
we go. This in another name for a castle in England.

(01:03:32):
There's a place called Kensington. Correct, this is a device
instead of smoking, you would do this? Maybe drop the
I in g Yes. Uh, this is a different type
of color of this. Precious doesn't matter? Man. Congratulations you're

(01:03:53):
getting those tickets. Yeah, I'm so excited. I'm fed.

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
No, no, that that feels like a warranted response. I
too would have said that if I won with me.
Oh yeah, excellent job. Man, hang on the line so
gimp he can get all your info. Okay, yes, thank

(01:04:28):
you for congratulations. Man. The responses this week have been fantastic.
Child has Gambino has a song titled this. Uh, you'd
stack a bunch of wood, light it on fire. You
can't say fire, but right, all right night? Yeah? But yeah,
And you passed on this one a name of a stripper, yeah,

(01:04:54):
precious metal, precious stone name not Onyx Septembers. Sure, yeah, DreamCatcher.
I thought you would have been able to get right away.
Native American symbol for something to help you catch your
nightmares while you sleep. Oh yeah, prevent your nightmares from

(01:05:19):
coming through.

Speaker 6 (01:05:20):
Yeah, this one that you entered on, I mean yeah,
this is pretty popular metal, I guess now for jewelry.
Girls wear it on their rings and their necklaces. It's
not silver. It's the color of a flower, and it's

(01:05:43):
more pink than it is silver or the the other yellow.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Yeah. I think you got to get them to say gold.
So I think the opposite of the other precious metal
besides silver people wear for jewelry. And then a flower
that's red.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Yeah, yeah, that's a tough one, all right. The record now,
well that keeps being the lead with twelve, but moves
you to seven, keeps Lindsay with names.

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have higher rates of depression, PTSD and suicides and that
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prison for the rest of your life. I think that
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if it's a jury trial, I really don't see these
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or right? I get it, I mean through process and
all that. But and then there was the question there

(01:08:44):
the evidence had to has been kind of questionable or
representing their side. It's a very complicated thing. It's just
not as cut and dry as we see it. Okay,
And I can understand if you're a prosecutor, you're like, yeah,
let's just let's at least they're behind jail and we
can close the book on this. But Harold and Kumar
escaped from Guantanamo Bay. So how do we know these
guys can't do it? Because I have trust in our

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armed services man, what have we got here? Trump? Trump
vows to give back to Butler. He's spoke in Harrisburg
yesterday Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, for the first time. He was back
in the state since his assassination attempt almost three weeks ago.
He told supporters at the rally that he wasn't deterred
by the attack, and he went on to take shots

(01:09:28):
at VP Harris, saying that he didn't need a star
to get thousands of attendees, referring to how Meghan the
Stallion and Quavo appeared at her rally in Atlanta and
then lastly here. Oklahoma's tax free weekend starts tomorrow. Their
Oklahoma Sales Tax Holiday is coming up this weekend, the
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item is taxed exempt, anyone can make the purchase tax
free now. According to the Oklahoma Tax Commission, sale of
any article of clothing or footwork designed to be worn
on or about the human body and the sale price
of the article is less than one hundred dollars are exempt.
You can shop online, in catalogs or at retail locations.

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So if I want to buy a pair of Jordan's, y'all,
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have to. The article says, oh, less than yeah, you're
gonna have to pay. Yeah. But if you get Forden's
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(01:10:33):
such a good ballplayer, him and his teammate who never
got enough credit. Mipping.

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
France has closed the gap in the medal count standings
at the Paris Olympics. The US added four more medals
on Wednesday and continues just at a top the leader
board with thirty. That total includes five gold, thirteen silver
and twelve bronze. However, France is now just four behind
with twenty six total medals. China sits third with nineteen
and now leads the gold race with nine. The Canadian

(01:11:07):
ladies' soccer team will be forced to continue playing under
the cloud of a six point deficit. Canada's appeal of
the six point deduction was dismissed by the Court of
Arbitration for Sport. The three judge panel upheld the penalty
imposed by FIFA on Saturday after two assistant coaches were
caught flying a Spy drone over a New Zealand practice session.

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Despite the point deduction, the Canadian women managed to advance
to the quarterfinals and will take on Germany this Saturday.
And this preseason, the NFL will take another step toward
the inevitable replacement of the Chain Gang. NFL executive Gary
Brantley has told the Associated Press that some of the
preseason games will feature Sony's Hawkeye technology to measure the

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yards needed for a first down, while the chains and
crew will be on standby just in case. Brantley says
that if the test runs are successful, it wouldn't be
ready for full implementation until next season, but there's a
possibility that it could happen sooner. And that's your balls
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is gonna be fun for no one. Olympics are going on,
and there was this story of I may have brought
it up. A the most decorated British athlete. Olympic athlete
was told she couldn't compete in the Olympics because she
whipped her horse twenty four times. He's a nice guy,

(01:13:58):
good personality, you deserve it and so and rightfully so
right that doesn't feel okay to whip your horse twenty
four times like they have her on video doing it
over and over. I mean, if you're someone who is
an advocate for that type of disciplinary and action on
animals or children, then one or two probably would feel
suffice ten twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen,

(01:14:22):
twenty twenty one, T two two three, twenty four. He
might feel excessive, right, So she was asked not to go.
But it was okay for a convicted child rapist to
conduct himself in the Olympics. Excuse me, it's pretty insane story.

(01:14:42):
Dutch beach volleyball player Steven van de Velde, he was
in prison for raping a twelve year old girl, admitted it,
said he did it, got convicted, went to jail. This
was in twenty sixteen. That it's not even twenty one yet. Wow,

(01:15:03):
I thought this was going to be like decades ago
because that okay, let's go with that. Well no, I'm
just saying it. I mean, like, okay, okay, I wasn't
expecting twenty sixteen when this went down.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Like at the time they were both like miners.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Well no, like like you know, you're not a child
rapist if you're both miners. Yeah, yeah, it's just it
just it screams old timy to me. But twenty sixteen, No, okay,
now this is fairly recent. He got convicted, This happened
in Britain. He was said allowed to conduct his prison

(01:15:39):
sentence in his home country of the Netherlands, and he
served twelve months, some say thirteen months. And he is
now competing in the Olympics and every time he steps
on the uh the san volleyball court, he obviously receives
a lot of booze and they're winning. He just won.

(01:16:03):
They won their match on Wednesday. He made his debut
three days before, and people were not psyched, obviously, because
there were booze anytime he played or anytime he shot. Quote.
Some people were quoted as saying that they were disappointed

(01:16:26):
with the crowd. With the crowd huh yeah, saying we
cannot do anything about his past, and his teammate said,
I'm here to play with him, So yeah, I'm disappointed
with it, but I think mentally we're really strong and
I'm really strong to get through this together and we're
going to do that. He served thirteen months in prison

(01:16:48):
in twenty sixteen for his conviction for raping a twelve
year old girl in England. Victim advocates, obviously, in lawmakers
and people are completely shocked that he's even allowed to
perform at the Olympics. Since we say the Olympic athletes
are the best of the best, yes, yes, The IOC

(01:17:09):
has said that they are powerless. That's the International Olympic
Committee says that they are powerless to stop the Netherlands
from sending an athlete who qualified in the usual way.
So pause right there for a second. Was it the
IOC or was it the British Olympic Committee that said

(01:17:29):
the horse beaterer can't be in? Yeah, I believe it was.
The country was like new Okay, okay, because I was
going to say, if it's the IOC that says no, no, no,
we don't want any horse whippers here, you know, then
that doesn't make much sense. Now you would think someone
like this he should be subjected to the same norms

(01:17:51):
that everyone else is. He is not. He's got a
special hotel he stays at, he has a special way
he gets to the events because of his past. So
I'm imagining his hotel isn't across the street from a school. No,
like he's not with the other athletes. He doesn't have
to talk to reporters.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
Well, that's not get special treatment.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
That doesn't seem right.

Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
Because he's a convicted child rapist. He had special treatment.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
When the team arrived, they were getting set to be
interviewed and they told reporters sports questions only. Okay. I mean,
I get you don't want to take away from the
events the Olympics, right, you want to get as much
coverage on that, but that's not what's important here. I

(01:18:46):
whoof short of saving kids, you better have leaped from
the ground, flew to the top of the building and
saved them as it was burning. Then I'm willing to
maybe not talk about it. It's a pretty massive infraction.
Yeah right, It isn't something that's just like, oh, no,

(01:19:09):
big deal. The kid was twelve. Even if he was eighteen,
it's still disgusting. Even if he was seventeen, it's disgusting.
It's twelve.

Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
You potentially ruined a twelve year old's life, and you
get to go and you serve twelve, maybe thirteen months
of prison, and you can say, well, I've served my time,
I paid my No, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Hardly okay, No, I love this. He did serve his time,
he did pay his penalty.

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
But all at the same time ruining a twelve year
old's life and you get to go and perform in
the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
It is a fascinating philosophical question. He paid his punishment.
If he had murdered somebody paid his penalty and then
went on to do it, is that, okay? Should there
be certain crimes that negate you from competing in the Olympics.

(01:20:19):
Should there be certain crimes that negate you from competing
in the Super Bowl or the NFL or Major League Baseball,
There should be. There should be. How do you decide
which crimes are those are? Well, that's easy. If it's
a heinous crime like child rape, bank robbery, arson, Hell,

(01:20:40):
I'll even go so far as because the NFL is
bad about it, domestic abuse, those kinds of crimes should
prevent you from going on to the Olympics, playing in
the NFL, major League sports or whatever. But you know,
if it's shoplifting, Okay, you're heard somebody in shot, you're

(01:21:00):
taking money out of someone's pocket shop, yes, yes, but
it's not so much of a heinous crime like child rape. Agreed, No,
but you you said some other not as heinous crimes.
You mentioned some other ones that weren't as heinous as
child rape. Domestic abuse is badness. It can be uh huh.
I mean we've seen those videos. Yeah, Curt in the
NFL just lets it go on by No, it can't.

(01:21:23):
But I'm just saying child rape, there's no black or white, right, Absolutely,
domestic can sometimes be a little more gray. Yeah, and
it doesn't make it Okay, I'm just saying it's not
so aggressively violent. Right, if we're messy, if we're if
I push you down, that's a domestic right. I don't
know if you should necessarily have your NFL career negated

(01:21:46):
or your sports career negated because I pushed you down
because I thought was it was the best way to
defend it from escalating. I get what you're saying. I
get what you're saying. It is not even close to
child rap, no, no, no, no minor crimes. You got
a traffic ticket, something like it, you shouldn't be held back.
But if you're doing something horrible, child rape, murder, whatever,

(01:22:09):
I mean. Look, Michael Vick ran a dog fighting ring
and they threw the book out, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
So isn't this something that's on his permanent record?

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
And so I feel like it should Since it is
on his permanent record, it should be it should keep
him from doing those things. Why, oh big, because it's
it's heinous. It's a heinous crime.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
No, it is, But why and like why should why
should that? And how so again we're back to the
question of if you commit a crime, you should not
be allowed to compete in the Olympics.

Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
Yeah, because I mean, in some instances, aren't people kept
out of certain countries for things like that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
I would, I would think so, but I don't. I'm
not familiar enough on international law on how that works.
Some entries they believe that once you pay the penalty,
that's it. That is now in the past, and we're
overlooking something here that I think is mind boggling. And
this was in Britain, So this is British law. This
cat only got thirteen months. No, no, no, he got

(01:23:17):
much more than that, but he served his time in
the Netherlands and they let him out after twelve to thirteen.
Either way, twelve to thirteen, he spent a year in
thirteen months, and they're like, all right, you're good to go.
You can go rape another child. So they came forward
and said that he let me see, if I'm trying
to remember this offtime my head, that he had seeked
counseling and proved himself publicly and privately to those around

(01:23:41):
him that he shows empathy. And there was another word
that they used. Okay, So to me in my ears,
I hear I did what I did to have to
get by right in order to get past this judgment.
And I say that because there's people that will clean

(01:24:03):
up long enough to pass a drug test or if
they're being investigated by DHS. Let's say, for example, right,
they'll clean up, they'll clean their house, they'll make everything
look like everything's all rosy, when in all reality, they
pass that checkpoint and then they go right back to
where they were before. Yeah, and I feel like this

(01:24:24):
has that potential. I think that this guy cleaned up
enough to be like, listen, I'm real sorry, I'm never
gonna rape a child ever. Again. I don't disagree, but
I think overwhelmingly people try to do well and do
the right thing. And if you got caught in a misstep,
I truly believe people. Though there are people that take

(01:24:45):
advantage of it. I think people truly try to do
the right thing. A misstep would okay, it got convicted
of a crime. I'm just saying that, like people, then
they make a mistake, overwhelmingly try to make it right.
They try to do the right thing. There's to we
all agree, there's nothing he can do to get away

(01:25:05):
from this. But if he's like, I'm still gonna try
my best to correct my wrong forget the crime for
a second. I'm gonna do what I can to correct
my wrong. I think people truly believe they try to
do that. Even people that try to get sober are like,
I'm gonna try and get sober. I will give you
that completely. Yes, But we have said numerous times on

(01:25:27):
this show that people who rape children are broken and
deserve to be buried under the jail. Okay, And I
feel the same way about this guy. You know you
have raped a child, your chances of doing it again
are pretty good, okay, And I think you're broken and
deserve to stay in jail. Yeah. Are sentence here mandatory

(01:25:47):
thirty to life the U in the States. Yeah, people get
wrongly convicted of sex crimes all the time, too. Is
an important point. So I'm not saying that's what happened here.
I have no idea you play guilty. But we know
people that have been accused of sex crimes and we're like,
they didn't do that right, and then it come and

(01:26:08):
find out they didn't right, right, And so people get
accused and convicted wrongly a lot, a lot more than
I think we want to admit. Sounds like rapist. No,
I'm not I talk about this with murderers too. Plenty
of people that have been convicted of murder didn't And
if you can't just go that statistic doesn't apply to

(01:26:30):
sex crimes that involve children. Oh maybe it's just HiT's
different because it is a child involved, It is different.
I agree, But the point of people get wrongfully accused
across the board includes these type of crimes. I'm not
saying that's right happening here. I don't know the ins
and outs of the crime, but the fact that he's
even allowed to be at the Olympics and the face

(01:26:51):
of a country when we talk about, oh, is seeing
the stars speakle band or their ambassador of country? No
they aren't. But when you at the Olympics, you are
an ambassador of the country, right, you are representing that country.
This is brought up a couple of times. You know,
peeing in the backyard, if you get caught or being
getting caught peeing by a dumpster outside of a bar. Yeah,

(01:27:11):
you're now a sex offender. Well, and I think they've
lightened that up, honestly, within the past ten years. How
do they lighten that up? You're not so much on
the sex offender list if you got cop peeing by
a dumpster. Oh, I hadn't heard they changed that. Yeah, yeah,
I may be wrong. I have to go back and
do some looking. But but I get it. But this
isn't pissing by a dumpster. This is raping a twelve

(01:27:32):
year old. Right. People love to generalize that with really
bad crimes that involve children sexually. Right, Right, that doesn't
make it less like to imp you know what I mean.
And it feels like you're undermining with all the sex
trafficking at the Olympics. He shouldn't be there. I don't

(01:27:53):
know about sex trafficking Olympics. I know there's a lot
of sex hookups with athletes, right. The tender's pretty active
from what they say. There's one athlete, American athlete who's
on TikTok sharing about tender and like how it's working
for her. Wow, And you're like, yeah, yeah, because people,

(01:28:14):
most people, especially of that age, don't care if you
hook up, that's your thing. I have convicted felons, convicted
felonies and can't get work because of the of felony.
This person gets to compete in the Olympics, Yes, but
you can all you can get job as a convicted felon.
You may not just get the job. You may not

(01:28:35):
just get the job. I think it's a misstep type.
What's a what's a cultivation felony?

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
Isn't that for growing weed?

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Yeah? Yeah, like a massive amount of weed before it
was legal. I've just heard, I've heard. Con Okay, Nonetheless,
you can get jobs with felonies. You just can't get
the job. You won't. Yeah, I don't blame you if
you don't want to break rocks. But I know plenty
we know, we know plenty of people who are felons

(01:29:05):
who get jobs. So, but your point is completely valid though,
So I don't think a lot of people knew that
a convicted child rapist stood on a stand said yeah
I did it. Yeah that's disturbing. Yeah, but horse Whippers

(01:29:26):
out She spent twenty four times band name total band
name with the horse Whippers. Yeah, yeah, all right, we
got to take a break. We'll be back.

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I have is really interesting because NASA's Perseverance Rover, which
is on the Moon, it has found what it was
looking for on Mars. Oh really, all right, this feels

(01:30:57):
like massive news. Right, it's on the moon and it
found what it's like sorry on Mars Mars. Thanks thank
you for the Mars Uh. They apparently have found a quote.
This is NASA's words. Fascinating, intriguing, and mind bending. Those
are the words NASA is using. I think so. The

(01:31:18):
Space Agency's Perseverance rover recently drilled into a Mars rock
where the six wheeled robot had detected organic molecules, or
what they believe is the building blocks of life. The
robot collected a sample and inside scientists spotted a telltale
composition that suggests the potential of ancient microbial life. WHOA,

(01:31:42):
that's a lot of words, a lot of vowels. Okay,
ancient microbial life on Mars. Yeah, okay. And so Perseverance
has collected this rock and we're going to look at it.
Not we, not today, not us. But the research is
still ongoing, and scientists haven't yet confirmed how the rock

(01:32:04):
was created, which requires studying it here on Earth. But
the arrowhead shaped specimen could help the team unlock whether
Mars was once in fact a planet of hospitable life,
to which my answer is, and then what right? It's
not like we're going back. I mean, I know they

(01:32:25):
want us to, but I don't know. I don't think
Mars is the best place to live, to be honest
with you, I think they're trying to figure that out.
And even if they can, it's gonna take a minute
to get there, and you're gonna need a Bucky's somewhere
between here and there shrews or something. Then it take
like nine months to get from here to Mars or
something something like that. So with that, Bes said that

(01:32:47):
this robot, this rover, it's got it's it's got the rock.
It's like, I've got the rock. Are they gonna look
at it like while it's still on Mars? Don't they
have to send it back? They do? Okay, they do.
I'm getting to that part. That's the that's the twist. Okay,
that's a twist. So the spellled rock looks familiar, and

(01:33:09):
they say it's unlike anything they've ever found. Though it
looks so familiar. It looks like a rock that we've seen.
But it is not okay, because how could anybody have
seen it before? Right? The spots are a big surprise,
according to one of the nerds. And on Earth, these
types of features in rocks are often associated with the
fossilized record of microbes living in the subsurface. So the

(01:33:35):
idea that there's a spot on the rock. They're like, oh, okay,
that's a good that's like smell. It's like a taco watch.
Like you're going in. You're like, I smell, Are we
having tacos? It smells like we're having tacos. That's not
taco warning. Taco warning, the shells are on your plate.
You're making a taco. That's a taco warning. A taco watches.
It smells like we're having tacos. I hear it's Taco Tuesday.

(01:33:56):
That's a taco watch, not a guarantee you're having tacos.
But the big riff in this, which is to me,
the conspiracy part about it, is even though they have
found this rock, it will not be until when I'm
letting you guess, you'll let you get it one turn.
When will they be able to put their grubby little

(01:34:17):
hands on it to really study it? Right? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:34:20):
Nine months from now?

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Incorrect, GIMPI you would like to think nine months from now,
because you know that's if the rover left today and
you know nine months from now, yes, we would watch it,
but the rovers still got jobs to do out there.
It's still collecting data. So I don't think. I don't
know exactly when that rover's mission is over. I want

(01:34:42):
to say, let's just say twenty thirty is when that
that mission is over. Then they're not gonna probably get
their hands on it until at least twenty thirty one,
twenty thirty two, right, gotta ship it. Yeah, I package
it up real good, exact. You gotta have a bunch
of rich people look at it. Yeah, there's more money.

Speaker 6 (01:35:00):
Yeah. Or they could send maybe someone to go pick
it up and then bring it back eighteen months.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
No, I love that. I love that too. Hey, what
are you doing tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (01:35:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
I need you to go to Mars real quick and
pick up a package. Takes a whole new meeting to
working on a Saturday. Huh yeah real definitely twenty twenty forty, Yeah,
they will, And that's if it's right now. It's already
behind schedule. And that's when they're believing they can get
it back. That's not we'll get it back, right, that's

(01:35:34):
their hope, their hope, because I mean they like they
lounched it out there and then the rover you know, rocket,
and then with the rover down on the ground, and
then does this thing crashed a few helicopters, you know,
But how are they going to get that rocket back? Yeah,

(01:35:55):
I mean you almost have to send a crew of
people to go out there pick it up, I feel anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:36:01):
And dug it up. Right, So now they're going to
have to preserve it somehow, maybe, I mean, what if
it dries out or I mean they've dug it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
Up, grows legs and runs away. No, I hear you right,
It is ancient microbial life. Yeah, we have no idea,
They have no idea. Oh God, and then they bring
it back here, right, because we're all excited for this
Mars rock that has anti or microbial life on it. Yeah,
and then it unleashes some kind of super disease on Earth,

(01:36:32):
you know, from because we don't know it's from space.
We've never had to deal with this before. So the
next thing, you know, we're going through another global pandemic
because I don't know, they wanted to look at a
shiny rock that they found on Mars. In mind, when
we went to the Moon and they came back, they
isolated them for twenty one days. They had to be

(01:36:55):
by it because they were like, we don't know, my
cheese might growth he or some I don't know what's
gonna happen, Well, not moon alien, not having an alien
pregnated you. No, they really believe they weren't sure. So
even when they get it back, they're gonna have to
be like, whoa, we're gonna have to let this chill
out for a minute. Yeah, and we're gonna need a

(01:37:16):
lay sure to make sure we can even test it
with our latex gloves. Right, there's a lot more that
goes into this than just picking up a rocket saying
well that's cool, right, yeah, it's way and they think
we're gonna be we the three of us. I don't
think we'll see us go even attempt to go to
Mars now, like so far as having life on Mars, no,

(01:37:38):
I mean no, I mean even going like humans going
tomorrow to Mars. Yeah, yeah, for a visit. They don't
even have to live there, like they're just checking it
out and taking a looxi a luki lou. I don't
think we'll see it. They can't get a rock here.
I'll be damn near seventy right, twenty forty, yeah, I'll
be damn near seventy. So am I not even happened

(01:38:00):
in our kids time, I to me, when the whole
reason we went to the Moon is because as much
as the history books wouldn't tell us this as we're
finding out as we get older, is they pushed the envelope.
Damn the consequences. They didn't care, right, we wanted to
be the first ones. It was about a political agenda.

(01:38:21):
I don't care what you have to do get somebody
on the moon. It was a race, right, and so
they didn't care. That's the only way it all happened fast, right,
And even that's skeptical. Yeah, I know, did they really
go to the moon, right? Or I feel like that's
pretty settled filmed in a Hollywood Ah, I feel like

(01:38:42):
that's pretty settled. That is not that doesn't Are you saying,
where do you land on that on the Moon? I
don't know, to be honest, Now you got to pick
a side. I haven't done enough research too. I would
like to think that we actually made it, because that's
a huge accomplishment. We're sending human beings to a place

(01:39:05):
outside of our little globe, you know what I mean?
Even if it is just a giant rock that you know,
illuminates at night, that's still pretty awesome. However, I've seen
enough and there's enough fake stuff out there, and I've
told enough FIBs in my life. You know that it
wouldn't surprise me because because we're trying to it's all

(01:39:29):
political posturing and stuff like that. Well, let's just go
ahead and film it. We got cameras, we we got
everything we need. We'll make everybody believe because everybody in
the world was watching at that time. Right, Oh, we
put it on TV. They'll believe it. How are they
gonna know? How are they gonna know that we didn't

(01:39:50):
really go up there? How are they gonna know? Have
you been to the moon? Where you on that ship? Well? No,
all right, so well we'll let's just go We'll get
these two guys, you know, Buzz light Year and his buddy,
you know, and we'll just you know, pay a lot
of money and this is going to be the the
ruse that they hold up for the rest of their life.

(01:40:12):
Where do you land, lindsay?

Speaker 6 (01:40:14):
I want to believe that it happened, but there are
I mean, why haven't we gone again? And what the technology?

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
We did go again? We did go again? This is
the worst argument. We did go again?

Speaker 6 (01:40:28):
At the technology to see it live. Wasn't there?

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (01:40:36):
I mean it wasn't it was technology, it was so.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
It wasn't crystal clear. This is settled. I don't know.
I'm shocked. I want to right now.

Speaker 6 (01:40:47):
I'm scared to see I really want to see the
movie that that with made up movie with Channing Tatum
and and uh, what's her face?

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Why?

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
Scarlet Johanson, Scarlett Johansson. Yes, because it shows how well
we're going to film it in a as backup.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
That's playing to the conspiracy. That is, at a time
when everything and nothing was wireless. Really, you know, your
microphones were still connected with long ass forge you had
to drag across the stage, you know, when you're when
you're working the stage at a concert or whatever. You know, Uh,
cameras were still plugged into giant cables at the news

(01:41:26):
station or stuff. How did they get that information from
all the way up there in space down here in
real time, in real time, in real time, no delays,
in real time. I know you look at me like
I'm just perplexed you right now. You never heard of
CB radios, You never heard of HAM radios, but those
you never heard of satellite televisions. Those things existed, so

(01:41:52):
they had the technology. It is settled. The idea, why
wouldn't Neil Armstrong punch somebody in the face for asking
him a question. The only people that react that way
are one of two people. One somebody who's got something
to hide and doesn't want to jig up. I'll go
ahead and give you that. Yeah. The other is someone

(01:42:12):
who's given up their life, sacrifices relationships, relationships with their kids, marriages,
family friends, to do something so historic. This Texas Corban
is working with a couple of idiots. You're just now
figuring that out. Huh. Right, by the way that circles that,
I've seen that text in so many different variations. Right, Oh,

(01:42:36):
give me words with a couple of idiots, lindsay, words
with a couple of idiots. We're all just a bunch
of idiots. Yes, it is settled. We went to the moon.
All you got to do is read the information that's
out there. And the earth is flat. No, the earth
is not flat. No, because as as it was said, uh, oh,

(01:43:02):
it's not Mark Henry. That's the wrestler. Uh, the guy
that uh from Arizona. His wife got shot in the face.
He was asked about the Earth being flat, and he
was like, listen, if the Earth's flat, wouldn't the edge
be the biggest tourist spot. And if it is, I'm
gonna go sell taco stands because you know much money.

(01:43:24):
I'll be a millionaire sell on tacos at the edge
of the year Earth. All right, we got to take
a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
If you're listening to The Big Mad Morning Show. This
is Tulsa's Morning show KM Molton.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine four
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Malga with Tulsa Drillers. Hello, sir, how are you.

Speaker 7 (01:44:05):
I'm doing fantastic this morning. It's a beautiful morning.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
It's great, great, I'm great. It's good to talk to you.
Tulse Driller's Red Hot twenty What did I read? Twenty
four points in the last three games. That's an insane
amount of points that the Drillers are putting on the board.
It's a heavily offensive minded team right now.

Speaker 10 (01:44:24):
Yeah, we got a pretty good thing going on right
now we are in the playoff position as the season's
winding down, so it looks like we're going to be
in a little bit of a race here to the
finish line, and you know, it's exciting. We had a
heartbreaker last night though. We had a one run lead
into the ninth inning and we coughed that one up.
We've been excellent in close games, so we were due

(01:44:46):
to kind of blow one. But that one's stung a
little last night. So we'll look to bounce back against
the Cardinals tonight. And we got them through Sunday, so
Drillers home all weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Great group of guys are playing for the Drillers right now,
and a great group of guys come through to play
against the Drillers as well. I mean, future stars of
baseball play at one Oak Field. And you guys have
something happening this weekend that you've been a part of
the organization for a long time. You've seen a lot
of things come and go. Have you seen anything as
successful as Noodler's Weekend?

Speaker 10 (01:45:14):
The Noodlers, man, it's been fun, you know, know, these
are the types of things we sit around and brainstorm
about and eventually you said, you hit on some of
those every once in a while, Newler's has been great.
I mean, what an Oklahoma thing. You know, we are
absolutely the leaders of a noodling in the US for sure.
I don't know if that's something to be super proud
of or not, but I think it is. And anyway,

(01:45:35):
but it's been a lot of fun. So tonight and
tomorrow night we'll be playing as the Tulsa Noodlers are
alternate identity, and we'll have those bright green jerseys on
tonight and hopefully we can get a couple of wins
as the Noodlers. These next couple of days, we've got
some great giveaways going on to tonight. We've got these
sling can coolers. These it's like a six pack cooler
you can kind of hang over your back. It almost
look a quiver for your arrows. Great on the golf

(01:45:58):
course or out in the park or whatever. Those would
be a lot of fun, great little keepsake. And then
tomorrow night we've got TESTMANI Noodle and bobble head dolls
versus five hundred fans and then.

Speaker 7 (01:46:07):
Fireworks after the game and folks.

Speaker 10 (01:46:09):
Could come out and uh, you know, we're gonna have
a huge noodling tank and noodling exhibition fans will be
able to get into the tank. I think they'll have
a chance to get in there and actually get some
hands on training for some professional noodlers. So really kind
of a cool, fun, quirky Oklahoma's thing we're going to
celebrate this week.

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
I don't know who had Quiver on their Mike Molega
Bengo card, but wow, heck of a reference to get
thrown out there from Mike Mulega.

Speaker 10 (01:46:31):
I love that Beeny been trying to work that thing
in for a few months. The opportunity.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
I can't imagine the number of meetings and interviews you've
left going. Dang it, I didn't get to use Quiver exactly.
I just literally I just checked it off. I have
a list on my death if there was a face
of noodling in our community that's in the spotlight a lot.
It's Tesman and the fact that you've got her, uh
given her own bibblehead, that's pretty special too.

Speaker 10 (01:46:57):
That's not something the drillers just throw out, no no doubt. Yeah,
I mean we immediately knew when we hit on this
idea that we needed to get tests involved. She's such
a great Drillers fan and supporter, and she is such
an avid noodler. I mean, she's such an outdoors woman
and anyway, so she jumped on that opportunity. And from
day one she's been taking out our staff and showing

(01:47:19):
them how to noodle and helping us get some good
video footage, you know, for our promotional needs and so forth.
And I think she's honestly thrilled she's got her own bobblehead.
I mean that's kind of a cool thing, you know,
when you get your own babblehead from the local team. Yes,
that's kind of a cool deal.

Speaker 7 (01:47:32):
So she stoked about it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
That's one hundred percent of Pinnacle. I think of local
celebrity status is when you can get your own bobblehead
to the local team. So that's that's very cool. You
guys are doing that, and then we can continues. You
got Saturday back to school. Mascot Mania is a big deal.
Kids always like that.

Speaker 7 (01:47:49):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, that is a blast.

Speaker 10 (01:47:51):
That's a blast, and that keeps growing every year. So
I mean, kids love the mascots, they love getting pictured. Well,
I guess I could take that back. They either love
them or are absolutely scared to of them, but them,
and and we are going to have a host of
them out here this weekend on Saturday night. That's kind
of our back to school night. One thousand fans are
going to get Drillers backpacks. But we've got hornsby of course,

(01:48:12):
and all of his friends. We've got the Bernie from
the Miami Heat who's coming in. We've got the Dallas
Stars mascot coming in. Rumble from the Thunder is going
to be here. I think we've got o you mascots.
I think we got twenty mascots in total. So it
should be a zoo out here, you know. And it'll
be a lot of fun, a lot of great picture taken.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
Total Drillers dot com to get your tickets to see
them in action this weekend. And then Sunday Funday, Sunday
Fun Day, kids eat free. Uh And then you guys
make up from some of the weather that we dealt
with in May, and you make up Sinko to Mayo
with a perfectly timed by the way sombrero giveaway.

Speaker 10 (01:48:45):
Yeah, these things are pretty cool, man. Everyone was fired
up about those, but we got rained out on Sinco Tomyo.
So anyway, we got them back here on this Sunday,
So I think first five hundred fans are going to
get a Driller's sombrero, which would be a lot of fun.
And like you said, kids kids' days, kids run the
day is he'd free free Hornsby's hangout for the kiddos
on Sunday. So just an all around a great day

(01:49:05):
to bring the family out and wrap up this Homestand
it so our last chance to see the Cardinals. Lots
of Cardinals fans in town, and this is our last
home stand against those guys. So a lot of a
lot of great young Cardinals prospects to come check out
before next season.

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
All right, so let's talk some other sports. Obviously, the
trade deadline happened. I'm sure your site that pretty much
the Drillers at this time, the lineup stays intact.

Speaker 7 (01:49:30):
Yes, exactly. We were very nervous.

Speaker 10 (01:49:33):
Dodgers are always in on a lot of trade rumors,
some blockbusters, and there were a few of our guys.
Dalton Rushing, the top prospect in the Dodgers organization. He
was getting thrown around. His name, Alex Freeland, our second basement.
His name was coming up in some trade rumors, but
at the end of the day, they made some deals
that didn't affect our rosters. So I'm pumped about that.

(01:49:53):
So we'll get to keep these guys this last month
and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
And then how about Orioles catcher James McKay getting hit
in the face with what they say, one hundred mile
an hour fastball or ninety four mile an hour pitch
right to the face and then beg to stay in
the game and got to stay in the game.

Speaker 10 (01:50:09):
I know, I mean, what a gladiator that dude is.
I mean, unbelievable. I saw the interview with him postgame.
I mean, I don't know how anybody could stay in
there and would stand a hit like that, but that
dude's toughest nails, And yeah, I can't imagine what that
feels like, ninety four mile per hour straight off the
off the nagain.

Speaker 1 (01:50:27):
And then I wanted to bring this up, and this,
I know this isn't your mol. You typically will not
dog a team in their slump, but the White Sox
are going down as potentially maybe the worst team in
Major League Baseball history. Harsh are well deserved.

Speaker 10 (01:50:42):
The moniker of worse definitely well deserved. No I have
no problem bashing a bad team. They're terrible, and they
just dealt away more some of their actually reasonable talent
that they had at the big league level here at
the you know, at the deadline, trying to improve their futures.
So yeah, I think they're on like a sixteen game
losing streak now, which is unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
Yeah, I believe it's seventeen now.

Speaker 10 (01:51:04):
Seventeen yikes. And you know, like, I think the record
is like forty, like forty win season. It's hard to
believe that you couldn't walk into forty two or forty
three wins in a season in Major League baseball. Baseball's
just a game like that. The worst team's gonna win
every once in a while. So it's historically bad. I
feel bad for the White Sox fans, but nowhere to
go but up.

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
Their all time record is nine thousand, five hundred and
eighty to nine thousand, five hundred and seventy four, and
it will make them if they drop below five hundred,
which will be the first time since nineteen fifty six,
they will be the worst team in history.

Speaker 7 (01:51:38):
Oh my god, that people, are you serious?

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
That's according to one stat that I saw. That is
an unbelievable stat that they could be that bad.

Speaker 7 (01:51:48):
That is that's unreal.

Speaker 10 (01:51:49):
And it's also unreal that they've played almost twenty thousand
games as a franchise and are almost identically at five hundred.
I mean, it's remarkable that it's that way. But they
will definitely have a franchise losing record come the end
of the season because there's no way they played better
than six games under five hundred the rest of the way.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
And what are the chances that we get to see
a Moneyball esque Oakland A's scenario with them next season,
because they're going to have to try something completely new
to get out of this.

Speaker 10 (01:52:16):
Yeah they are. They're going to have to, but I'm
telling you, they just got to follow. They got to
look at whatever the A's do, because again, the A's
were expected to be the dormat this year. I mean,
they had basically no talent, and as usual when they
are expected to not do well, all of a sudden,
they have about four or five guys emerge as like
legitimate young stars, and all of a sudden they're pretty competitive.
So yeah, the White Sox can only hope to be

(01:52:37):
like the Oakland A's and Moneyball next year, or they're
gonna have to go out and spend a lot of
money in free agency.

Speaker 1 (01:52:42):
I have not nearly the experience you do with baseball,
but I think you should start charging for sodas in
the clubhouse. I hear that that works wonder er, so
at least it did in Moneyball. All right, tuls Drillers
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top list is fast food mascots, Fast food mascots. What
do you got? Lindsay?

Speaker 6 (01:54:23):
Number five Wendy Dave Thomas's eight year old daughter. That's
how old she was when he made her the mascot.

Speaker 1 (01:54:35):
Yeah. Yeah. The thing about Wendy is she was the
inspiration for the mascot. Yeah, okay, she was. She was
a chunky little girl, still is nonetheless, I don't know.
Actually well actually yeah, here's the deal. So so, so
she's she's a chunky little girl, and they're like, no,
you're too fat basically to be on the on the cover.

(01:54:56):
So we thind her out a little bit. Flash forward
twenty something years later. Thirty years later, remember when Wendy's
started doing their healthy salads and stuff. So the original
Wendy o g. Wendy's was like the spokesperson, right, and
they're like, you're still a little too chunky, So now
we're gonna have to go with a different redhead to

(01:55:18):
sell our salads. She's not even her real name isn't
even Wendy, it's Melinda, but for whatever reason her, they
called her Wendy growing up. Yeah, there's a weird history
behind Wendy from Wendy's She's sixty. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:55:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:55:36):
It wasn't until like the mid two thousands where she
started getting in the TV commercials and speaking about their freshness.

Speaker 1 (01:55:44):
Guarantee she did, or a person depicted she did. She did,
And then they're like, you gotta go you, we gotta
have somebody different. So then they got some thin redhead
to start doing the commercials. To be fair, if you
your dad owns a restaurant, right that sells the idea

(01:56:05):
of dipping your French fries in shake, I would imagine
this is what you would look like. Absolutely hat good
on her.

Speaker 6 (01:56:13):
Yeah yeah, but if you see, if you if you
see the Wendy's logo, you know that it's Wendy's.

Speaker 1 (01:56:20):
Hey, fatty, what do you think her net worth is
Wendy's net worth. Uh ooh man, that's a good one. Uh, Lindsey,
what do you think?

Speaker 6 (01:56:29):
I would say, probably a billion?

Speaker 1 (01:56:35):
A billion dollars, okay, gimby. Wow, I was gonna go
with like maybe two hundred mili. She owns thirty stores.
Just for the record. Huh, she's worth a hundred million
dollars only thirty stores. Huh. I sell the franchise down,
you know, Gibby. Enough is a word a lot of
people utilize. Yeah, I just thought that there's surely there's

(01:56:57):
more than thirty Wendy's in this world. Of course there are, yeah,
but thirty feels like a good number here.

Speaker 6 (01:57:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
Yeah. When you own thirty to go, I need five more. Right.
When you get to thirty five, you're like, I could
use five more of anything, right, right besides dollars? Name
something you have thirty of, and you're like, I just
don't have enough.

Speaker 6 (01:57:22):
Or pairs of shoes, no.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
I think even then, you're like, you might want a
certain pair of shoes. Cats, Oh gosh, I've got thirty cats.
I could use five more. Well, that might be a
little different because you're like, I don't want to see
one die, right maybe, Okay, so that's five.

Speaker 6 (01:57:43):
Number four Hamburglar from McDonald's. Okay, totally catchy, Like what
a great idea. I mean the hamburglar play on words.
I mean it was awesome. He comes around, don't take
my burger, Hamburglar like awesome. I don't think he's utilized enough.
He was back in the day. Of course.

Speaker 1 (01:58:01):
Well yeah, they may not want to encourage theft of food.

Speaker 6 (01:58:04):
Right right right. And number three Grimace memorable purple fun.
At first, I think they said that he was scary.
He scared children because he was a monster made to
be a monster, and he was made to He swiped milkshakes.

(01:58:25):
He was the milkshake swiper. That was his thing. He
had the Hamburglar, and then he had Grimace, who wanted
everyone's milkshakes. So then they changed him and made him
more cuddly looking and plushy.

Speaker 1 (01:58:36):
I think four arms. Originally I had four arms from more,
he was known as Evil Grimace.

Speaker 6 (01:58:43):
Yeah, and now I think that McDonald's is totally missing
the mark on Grimace because I think that they could
be utilizing him more. I think that since he's the
milkshake swiper, I think that when the ice machines are
down a McDonald's, they should just put on their signs

(01:59:04):
Grimace has been here, and people would know all their
machines are down, Like all they have to do is
put up Grimace has been here. Sorry, you know what
I mean, Like people would get.

Speaker 1 (01:59:16):
It if they knew that he was that that's what
he was known for. That's the apparently that's the old Grimace.
It was the milkshaf shake. Apparently he likes to steal
your coke too, that's what it says. You don't look
like it, Grimace.

Speaker 6 (01:59:29):
No, he doesn't. He'd bet a lot skinnier.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
Yeah, number two. That was number three, number two.

Speaker 6 (01:59:35):
Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders. You know, he's been around a
long time and his they've used different actors have played him,
and it's been he's had some really good commercials and
I think that uh you know, you look for the
KFC commercials during the Super Bowl. He's had some good ones,

(01:59:58):
some good some fun act actors have played Colonel Sanders.

Speaker 1 (02:00:01):
Yeah, they had a good run there. Yeah, I know,
like Jim Gaffigan was a Colonel Sanders. I think Reba
was a Colonel Sanders as well. I think Kathy Bates
was too. Yeah, there was quite a few that was
that was. That was a good campaign they did when
they had a bunch of different Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:00:15):
They've had a good run with Colonel Sanders. It makes sense.
And number one for me is the Burger King King.
It's he's kind of creepy looking. However, with a name
like Burger King, why wouldn't you have a king as
your mascot And the fact that I don't know if

(02:00:38):
they still do it, but to walk in and get
a crown, you can just walk in and ask for one.
It's good advertising and the kids love it. Yeah, it was.
It was perfect for Burger King.

Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
Yeah, it was. That is a good felt like I
don't remember they didn't do that earlier. I don't remember
that being the when I was a little Burger King.
That the mascot, that like the idea that you could
get the crown thing. But there was never like a
mascot king. No, I don't think he came around until
like the early two thousands. That's the earliest I remember him, Ryan, Yeah,

(02:01:15):
and he was creepy af Yeah, but I.

Speaker 6 (02:01:18):
Always remember being able to walk in and get the crown.

Speaker 1 (02:01:21):
Yeah, yeah, uh do yourself. Ever, do not go down
the rabbit hole of how bad of a person Colonel
Sanders was okay. Top list top fast food mascots, Gimpi.
Number five is Jack from Jack in the Box. Solid.
Something about that big old ping pong ball head of
his that just you know, I love it, And you know,

(02:01:41):
Saggi Taco's dude. The idea that they made the the
antenna toppers that you had to go in and get
those are I remember people getting those when they're we
didn't have Jack in the Boxes, right, and everybody had
to have one to put on your antenna of your
car because it looks cool. Yes, good, he's got a
good head. Good looking him for a mascot, sure, yeah.

(02:02:07):
Moving on, Number four is Annoid. If you remember Thennoid
from Domino Avoid many a little some bitch just sketching
out all over the place. Yeah, yeah, avoid the Anoid.
I like that. He's a good dude. Number three for
me is the King, the Burger King King, because well,
I mean he has this giant plastic head. You know,

(02:02:31):
he's literally a mascot. Yeah, you would see on the
sidelines of a football game or something, yea, you know,
and he's always just being weird and creepy, you know.
Uh so, yeah. Number three is the Burger King King.
Number two for me is the Taco Bell Dog. You'll
get a tuckle bell. Yeah, I mean they retired him,

(02:02:52):
you know. I think it was like late nineties, early
two thousand something like that, maybe a little bit later
than that. But he died, did he. I'm sure it
was the same one every time. Yeah, yeah, but I
loved it. Many of the commercials come on. A little
dog would be running around town and you go up
to somebody munching on a taco and you'll get on
the cole bed. You know. That's how I learned to
say I want taco bell in a different language. Thanks

(02:03:16):
Taco Bell Dog. And then number one for me should
not be any surprise at all whatsoever. And it is
the Happy Star from Carls Junior. He's like, what's the
mascot for cold Coral? I don't know, A big fat
person saying a red heat light? Right, kids did which

(02:03:37):
I learned they took the chocolate fountain. Now. Then I
went to, uh, the GC. I can't imagine why, you know.
I was like, I wasn't like excited, like Oh, I
can't wait to get to the chocolate fountain. But I
feel like I've seen it there within the past couple
of years. But then I look and they still have
the the ice cream machine, but there's no chocolate fountain

(02:03:57):
for me to dip my grubby little fingers.

Speaker 6 (02:04:02):
Maybe it's getting cleaned right.

Speaker 1 (02:04:05):
But the happy Star from Carls Junior, man, that star
looks just so baked if you ever looked at it.
And you know, I've been a mark for Carls Junior
since you know, high school when I was working there,
and I'll never forget. I took a bunch of acid
one day and I was I had I had one
of the large cups from Carls Junior. I just got

(02:04:26):
off of work and I was tripping on LSD and
I guess like the cleaner or it could have been
the acid, not sure, but the cleaner that I had
on my hands that I was using to clean, you know,
equipment with or whatever. I grabbed my cup and then
the stars started to bleed, like the colors started running
right sounds not accurate tracks, yeah, And I was like, whoa,

(02:04:51):
look at the stars bleeding.

Speaker 6 (02:04:53):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:04:54):
But I'd always get ripped and just look at that star,
and I'm like, I know you're feeling, bro I know
how you're feeling right now because he's so just, you know,
pie eyed and happy. We're doing top list, we're doing
fast food mascots, so mine are a little different. I went.
I went with some from growing up that aren't places
that aren't here, and I did delve into the deep

(02:05:18):
deep McDonald's mascot, but I didn't go with any of
the expected ones. So number five for me is mac
Tonight from McDonald's mac Boon Surprise. They tried to step out.
They took a chance. It didn't really work, But you
knew if I showed you a picture, you'd know exactly
the fast food franchise that was associated with. Oh yeah,

(02:05:40):
so that's number five. Number four not a great mascot,
but I put this at number four just because of
the people at the advertising agency were like, we are
food's hot, it serves hot. Why not have an oven
mitt as our mascot, and so Arbi's oven mitt. For
a while, you would see that thing everywhere and then

(02:06:02):
realized it really wasn't playful, It wasn't fun. It just
was weird. That talks what do you expect from a
talking oven? It was. It was the Hamburger Helper thing.

Speaker 6 (02:06:13):
I was just going to say, yeah, work for Hamburger Helper.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
Yeah, already established, right, Yeah, so it kind of lost
its its thing. Number three. Growing up in Cedar Falls, Iowa,
we played high school football in the college stadium, which
was a domed facility, and next door to it was
a Rocky Rococos pizza. It had a drive through. It
was the I'd never seen a pizza place with a

(02:06:38):
drive through. They specialized in just small pizzas, and they
also had other ones, but that was their thing, and
we would all go over there after the game and
eat pizza and soda and hang out in the parking
lote to be fights and not on the police and
all that stuff that happens. Uh. And so he is
a schwarmie looking mescusey. That's exactly what I was thinking. Yeah,

(02:07:00):
And it's all based off of two guys that started
this food chain. They wanted this guy that played a
character in a play or something, and they're like, we
want him to look kind of shady. He does, He
sure does. He looks like he makes good pizza and
knows where the good cook is nice. Oh those aren't
his pupils, So that's number three. Number two also a

(02:07:26):
huge one associated with my childhood growing up. It was
a regional place in the Kansas City area and we
would get so excited to eat there. When I got
older and went to eat there like from college, and
would go eat it sucked. It's not good. It wasn't good.
I don't know why my parents subjected me to us,
but the logo was even a thing that I was like, Oh, okay,

(02:07:48):
that's why you loved it. They had a hat logo
that was very similar to Arby's traditional hat logo, and
their kids meal was called the Bukaroo Basket. And the
fast food mascot is also the name of it, and
that is Texas Tom's. And he's just this cartoon character
a la old days cartoons, looks like a cowboy shown up.

(02:08:17):
It just for me. It's a memory association, and I
remember many road trips on the way out of town
from going to visit my grandparents, we would stop at
Texas Tom's. One time, in fact, we got ketchup and
my brother put a lot of ketchup on his fries.
And my dad worked for a company that provided a car.
It was his company car, but we got to use
it to do whatever, and he spilled ketchup in the

(02:08:38):
company car, pulled over, beat his ass, got back in
the car. We were never allowed to have ketchup in
the car. Again. It's a different time truth and the
last one for me. You might be able to argue
that it wasn't a fast food though I feel like
I remember it had drive through, which is our threshold

(02:08:59):
for being a fast food establishment. And I don't remember
ever seeing them like a stuffed like a character, like
somebody dressed up as them. But they definitely had their logo,
this character, this mascot everywhere. You'd see him on promotional materials,
definitely in commercials. And that would be the sponge monkeys
for Quiznos. Oh god, with that crudely pasted on mouth,

(02:09:24):
yes and eyes. It was so creepy but funny. Remember
when Quiznos couldn't get they couldn't mess up for nothing,
And then all of a sudden, gone, yeah, there's one
in town that I know of. That's it. There was
a guy that was friends with the show, and he
had a bunch of Quiznos and and he mad so
much money. They were always packed and then gone. It

(02:09:48):
kind of made me and I was thinking about this
on the way to work the other day, like because
I passed that Quiznos on seventy first all the time, Right,
I wonder if that's a front for something. I don't
ever see anybody there. I don't se see customers at
all whatsoever. But it's still open. So it makes me
wonder if that's like just a front for some kind
of you know, nefarious drug dealing or something. I think

(02:10:10):
that one you're talking about, the one by Broms and
uh best buying stuff right? That a cell phone store
that's right there. Yeah, and probably some tax place. Uh yeah,
that place is still functioning. I see people in there
ordering food. Okay, I just don't pay attention on my
way home because it's behind me by the time I
see it. But yeah, I don't I don't remember seeing

(02:10:30):
anybody there, right, or it's like a CIA front office.
I there's there's a great idea right there for a
speak easy like bar. Right, you make the front look
like a restaurant or fast food joint that's no longer
in service, right, signage and everything, and then you have
to you know, make the order or whatever and then
go into like whatever the back room that's the actual bar, right,

(02:10:52):
like you order something special or whatever, you know, I like,
I'm not I want to number six please sure? All right?
Number six. Spoiler on any of those spoiler on any
of those speakeasy places. You're gonna go to the place.
They're not going to turn you away. They're not like
no wrong word sorry. Uh. Cova is a drive drew Okay,

(02:11:13):
what's their mascot? Burger chef and Jeff top boy boy
big boy? Yeah, big boy. Uh, where's the beef? Ladies?
Were they? They weren't mascot? Were they mascot? No?

Speaker 6 (02:11:25):
Folks person right, like I.

Speaker 1 (02:11:28):
Allow I allow it. The potato spuds for Quiznos? Those
are the sponge monkeys.

Speaker 6 (02:11:34):
Where's the beef? Is going to drive through fast food place? Either?

Speaker 1 (02:11:38):
Uh? Where's the beef?

Speaker 6 (02:11:39):
Yeah? That was just a where's the beef?

Speaker 1 (02:11:42):
No, that was a burger joint. No, it was for Wendy's.
Is a commercial for Wendy Yeah, but it was these
old ladies, you know, where's the beef? Yeah? And some food?
But do you remember spuds McKenzie? Of course, where's the
love for what a burger? What a guy. I've seen
him in real life and he's only moderately terror Fine,
first of all, you haven't seen him in real life.
It's a fake person, so even in real life it

(02:12:04):
wasn't really him. I'm sure they're a multiple. Grimace is
a taste bud that feels like a weird flex.

Speaker 6 (02:12:13):
Yeah, is he?

Speaker 1 (02:12:16):
Well, I don't know about let's part. Let's take that apart.
So you're saying a group of people are like, we need
a mascot. We've got a clown. How about a taste bud? Second,
do taste buds look like that? Third, if your taste
bud's purple? Huh uh. There's a rumor Grimace is a
giant taste bud and he's happy. This is just what

(02:12:37):
I googled because he's always eating fast food. However, according
to a release sent out by McDonald's, sure, he hails
from Grimace Island and has a huge family that includes
uh Grandma Whinny, oh stop, aunts, Milli and Tilly. Uh
see they took an opportunity to just push this into
the ground, and his uncle, oh Grimacy. I guess he

(02:13:01):
comes from Irish descent. Somebody text in Pizza Pizza, Yes,
Caesar from Little Caesar's a good one. Chick fil A
cows one hundred those are good ones too. All Right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back.

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(02:14:39):
she has a Parmesan endorsement like the cheese. Yeah, and
she takes a lot of pictures with her and wheels
of parmesan cheese. Pretty awesome, right, So that got me thinking,
if you could endorse one product, what would it be? Now,

(02:15:02):
don't jump to your first answer. This does make me
want to buy some cheese, though, depends on where she
holds it. So so don't jump to your first answer, Like,
don't just say wine, right, Like, you have to be
very specific what is the product? Parmesan cheese is a
legitimate product from Italy. It has to meet a certain threshold.

(02:15:24):
It's not just cheese, right, So what would be the
one thing? If you could endorse one thing, so that
means you're standing by it. Right. You can't just go
wine because you'll like it, right, some people don't like wine.
Some wine isn't good. You have to like scan buy
it the hill. It is your Roman Empire. I got it,

(02:15:47):
I know you do.

Speaker 6 (02:15:51):
I could go I could go with the Heck's clad
pants because I that's what I cook with them, That's
what I use. They are my go to and I
do love them. I won't use anything else.

Speaker 1 (02:16:06):
I mean, he brought it up twice in one week
compared to all the other times you've been on the show,
So I hear you.

Speaker 6 (02:16:12):
I mean, I don't think I would want I could.
I don't want to pack him in my suitcase and
all that, But.

Speaker 1 (02:16:20):
No, you have to. If you're gonna go hustle your product,
what you're indorsing, you're standing behind, you should be able
to have to take it with you no matter where
you're going. Yeah, even if it's a giant wheel of parmesan,
right right, Gimpie, This is super easy, man. And it's
probably not what you're expecting either, because you're probably thinking, no,

(02:16:41):
he's going some weeded man. He's going to endorse the cannabis. No.
Great value bacon. It is, by god, the best bacon
I have ever had in my life. Great value. It's
the walmart Off Brandy, the thick version. Yes, is there
another kind? Because that's the only kind that I've ever

(02:17:03):
seen and gotten, right, And I've gotten bacon from all
kinds of places. Black labeled bacon sucks ass. All right,
I've got some. I love a shop at the wind
Cooat that's where I get my groceries, right, and I
needed I wanted some bacon. I didn't really need the bacon,
but I wanted some bacon, bacon and eggs and biscuits,
you know, for breakfast or whatever. And I've gotten their
stuff that they have at the deli hot garbage, all right,

(02:17:26):
so I don't mess with that anymore. So I'm like,
all right, well, I really want some bacon, right, So
I go over there to where they have their packaged bacon,
like your black label from Hormel and all that other stuff.
And this stuff is paper thin, bro, And I hate
thin bacon. It is hard to cook with it falls

(02:17:50):
up part. It's just not good. It's not good. Now,
the flavor of this bacon that I got, I forget
the brand. That goes to show you how important it
was to me. It was good maple bacon. It was
really good, but it was just super thin. And when
it comes to bacon, I like my bacon thick I do.
I do, like me some gurthy bacon. It's good for

(02:18:12):
just eating it as it is. It's good on burgers,
it's good for a BLT so great value bacon, that's
me and that's something I can take with me everywhere.
Sprouts has like you can buy. They package their bacon
and it's thick. It's so good, but it's so expensive.
But thick. I like the thick great value. It eats

(02:18:34):
a little sweet, but yeah, yeah, I think it's the best. Yeah,
it is good. It always cooks evenly. The marbling is
always perfect in it, which also makes me skeptical. But
at whatever man they can, they can grow it in
a lab for all I give a damn. Whatever they're doing,
it's perfect for me because all other bacon pails in comparison.
And I'm surprised for being an off brand, how good

(02:18:54):
it is.

Speaker 6 (02:18:55):
See, and I've heard that the Great Value brand is
nothing more than the real brand whoever they get it from.
They're just paying for their name.

Speaker 1 (02:19:06):
It is not uncommon for grocery store, especially ones with
lots of leverage, to say you have to give me
my own, you have to provide my brand. So it's
not uncommon. Now, could it be oscar Meyer thick bacon,
Of course it could, but they have to change the
recipe to a degree, so like you can buy Chick
fil a Chicken at Costco, but it's changed a little bit. Okay,

(02:19:30):
I have not found any other bacon that's quite like
that bacon. And I've gone through a lot of different
kinds of bacon, all right, And that's why I settle
on that great value bacon because everything else is just
medium thickness, right like this is. And we're not talking
like hamsteaks or anything like that, but it's still it's

(02:19:50):
a good thick bacon, and everything else I found is
just way too thin. Mine. If you know me, you've
heard me talk about this, you should know that I
just want to do the photo shoots and the commercials
and talk about it as much as possible. And that
would be a biday you were going to go there. Man,
I don't know if I want that photo shoot, but

(02:20:12):
I get what you're saying. Before and after the dude
the day Heated Seat, Warmed Water, I've upgraded to the
Warmed Water one. It is. You know that meme where
it shows the very rich old English people sitting up
on their thing looking down at everybody. That's how I feel.

(02:20:35):
It's so awesome. So and I was this is sad
and weird at the same time. But I was thinking
about your bidet when I was using the bathroom at
my house. I was thinking about you using the bidet.
But I remember you taking the idea of a bidet, Yes,
idea of it, and you said that you've got you know,
you've upgraded and it's heated. And I was curious, do

(02:20:55):
you have to run a hot water line to your
toilet or is there like a heating coil that heats
up the water as it's coming out? How is your
toilet water heated? Great question because I wasn't sure either.
You have to have an outlet near your toilet and

(02:21:16):
you have to plug it in, and it's got a
small reservoir that heats the water up. Okay, and then
the seat is also heated, and it's got a dryer,
dryers whatever function. But all right, I didn't know if
it worked. Like you know how cure eggs work. Right,
you put your cup underneath there, you hit the button,
and you're getting steaming hot coffee your traditional coffee pot.

(02:21:38):
It relies on the burner at the bottom to keep
it warm. So I was like, how does that work out.
Is it a rigged sort of thing where it just
heats it up as it's passing through. Yeah, the technology
do heat up water has advanced dramatically. You don't need
a pot sitting in your garage with a flame underneath it, right,
or water where you stick an element down and that

(02:22:00):
has gets corroda. You gotta replace every so often. Right.
I've advanced it a little bit when we talked about
it the other day with the prison guy, and like
they would warm they take the thing and put it
in the to warm up water. It's kind of the
same principle. Okay, mister rich pants pants look, yeah, I
don't care. It's awesome. It's awesome every time. I'm so

(02:22:24):
grateful every time that I have a biday, every time
I make peanut butter and jelly. All Right, we gotta
take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (02:22:34):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next Jax The Big Bad Morning
Show on Tilsa's rock station ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (02:23:03):
Good Morning, It's the Big Man Morning shown nine one
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Find out what everybody learned Lindsey, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 6 (02:23:17):
I learned you know you're a Chicago White Sox fan
when you're excited about a rain out because it means
at least you're not going to lose that day. And
nothing fries your thick cut great value bacon better than
a hex clad fry pan. And when the bacon passes
through your system, clean the grease off with your own
bougie butt warming today.

Speaker 1 (02:23:35):
See I'm just saying, Gimpy, what'd you learn today? I
learned that I have been blessed with a tight sphinter.
I've also learned that, well, where's my berries? My dish
isn't a drip, she's the bee's knees. I learned I'm
excited to watch third and four stringers tonight because of

(02:23:56):
the NFL's back. Baby, And I'll to learn Gimbee likes
a thick, salty meat, none of that skinny ps. Maybe
if it comes in Maple Jesus Corbyn saying, make sure
that dishwasher is loaded.

Speaker 6 (02:24:08):
Right, it's moving, Stop tracking my cycle.

Speaker 1 (02:24:11):
This is Gimmy and I'm sorry, Daddy. Can I get
a call?

Speaker 6 (02:24:19):
You are?

Speaker 1 (02:24:26):
Yeah? What la me?

Speaker 7 (02:24:30):
It's a don't.

Speaker 1 (02:24:33):
Make a noise, interpasswords, Corbyn new messages. The Big Mad
Morning Show would like to take a minute to thank
troops from Oklahoma and all over.

Speaker 7 (02:24:44):
The United States. These soldiers have sacrificed. Give the Big
Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (02:24:48):
Before you to back like the total douchebags that they are.

Speaker 7 (02:24:51):
Total douchebag bag, little incomplete douchebag.

Speaker 1 (02:24:54):
We honor and respect you. We honor and respect you.

Speaker 10 (02:24:58):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 2 (02:24:59):
Stop bless rock and roll.

Speaker 1 (02:25:01):
Over my sickle, Tulsa. I'm blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 8 (02:25:04):
We try boys,

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